>>20910376
ask friend-kun if he enjoyed today's game.

>>20910376

Start a thread online asking internet people if what DM-bro did was okay. Sit stunned through imminent misogynistic rant. Come up with our own opinions because the thread was useless.

>>20910471
Sounds extremely legitimate.

Brb.

>>20910471
thats hilarious

>>20910471
I second this.

"... did you have fun, Friend-kun?"

"Well, it was a little too... you know, but I still had quite a bit of fun. You should have seen your face after those drunk shenanigans." He starts to grin.

Your face flares up just remembering it. You quickly look away.
".. well, you know..."

"Sooooo, Friend-kun-kun. Are you sessions usually this dirty?" Waitress-chan pushes herself into the conversation.

"Not usually, but occasionally DM-bro can get a little out of hand. Anyway, Waitress-chan, you were pretty quiet. What did you think?"

She thought about it for a moment.
"Well, I usually play science fiction style games, but this is pretty cool too. I would be willing to join, if I can get a chance."

Wat do?

>>20910471

>mfw the beast has become self aware

>>20910630
Awww shit, Waitress-chan is into the 40K. Ask Friend-kun to ask Waitress-chan what games she's into.

>>20910635
And then Shy-chan's 4chan is gonna make a quest based off of her post and we are gonna play that.

>>20910699
seconded. but ask through friend-kun.

>>20910731
>but ask through friend-kun.
>>20910699
>Ask Friend-kun to ask Waitress-chan
I got it covered, bro.

>>20910630
Hide behind Friend-kun, he knows how to deal with such situations.

You tug on Friend-kun's sleeve. He bends over. You whisper in his ear.

When he straightens, he asks Waitress-kun what kinds of games she is into.

"Now now Shy-chan-chan, you can ask me questions for yourself." She smiles. Then she remembers that other time. Her smile quickly drops. She turns to Friend-kun.
"Well, I was playing a trading game in space with my other group before it fell apart. Then I started collecting and painting models to play wargames with. Sadly, Im not in a secure enough place financially to continue that. This seems a pretty decent compromise, even if it isnt my usual style."

>>20910743
I guess I'm a bit late to the vote on this one, but it sounds like a good idea. If there's any possibility at all that Friend-kun might start DMing a space opera, we need to be at the table.

>>20910771
Stab Waitress-kun with a knife

>>20910771
Stab Waitress-kun with a bigger knife.

>>20910771
Hide the fact that you have a huge collection of beautifully painted models that you have never used because playing with people would be scary.

>>20910771
Fucking knife.

>>20910771
“Y-you mean Rogue Trader?”
And then hide behind Friend-kun once you realize you just spoke.

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>>20910793
>>20910798
>>20910804
Sure is Nice Boat in here.

Sorry, I am going to avoid specific system names. I might make it pretty clear, but I dont want to get in a flamewar over the system they are using.

>>20910832
“Y-you mean Renegade Barterer?”
And then hide behind Friend-kun once you realize you just spoke.

There, fixed

Tfw waitress-chan likes wargames

>>20910832
In retrospect, it's all too obvious. DM-bro has been running us through FATAL.

>>20910845
I will die laughing.

>>20910845
Still, if Simic's dead set on no names, I think we could do this:
"I- I think I know that game..."

>>20910828

STAB HER WITH A GREAT KNIFE, AND THEN SHOUT "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD."

Ask her if she likes daughters of warfare.... squeee in confirmation

>>20910875
Right. I was trying to suggest Shy-chan and Waitress-chan having some common ground on the subject, but I was doing a pretty piss poor job of it.

>>20910832

Anyways, don't stab waitress-kun

Shit ain't canon

>>20910905
We'd have to roll for it anyway. And you know how that always goes.

>>20910900

Why not warhammer?


Shy-kun could reveal herself as a genius at tactical command.

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>>20910798
But anon, Bigg Nife is a band. You cant stab with a band

>>20910929
>Daughters of Warfare
>Sisters of Battle
Come now, he was being pretty obvious.

"... I think I tried to play a game like the first one you mentioned once..."

"Oh yeah, how was it?" Waitress-chan inquires

"... well I wasnt very good at the diplomatic parts so..."

"Yeah, I know how it is. I usually let my party handle those for me as well." She beams.

Also, I have to run over to my FLGS to register for the midnight RtR prerelease. I should be back in about 20 minutes.

>>20910828
>>20910934

... The Venture Bros.

>>20910942

Does that mean we get to burn the unclean, onii-chan?

>>20910971
Aww don't remind me

that shit's not gonna be back 'till next year

TWO FUCKING YEAR HIATUS, FUCK YOU CARTOON NETWORK AND/OR DOC+JP

>>20910961
"I- I made shepherd's pie and there's too much of it. Would-would you two like to come over and have some?"

>>20910376
>-chan
>-san
Immediately acquire large amounts of lighter fluid

>>20910989
I know what the hell is up with that. The next two seasons better be fucking epic through the roof.

>>20910961
If she was really like us, she wouldn't be a fucking happy smiles waitress. We suspect that she just likes to shoot first and asks questions much later, if ever.

>>20911001
Nah, it has to be something way more embarrassing,
“Y-you two can come back to my place and eat my pie. Theres m-more enough to share.” and then you realize what you said and turn beat red.

I should be here long enough to write another part before my ride gets here.

Roll for Pie Negotiations

>>20911001
I guess I can second feed the world. Even if we humiliate ourselves again, we need to try to get closer to Friend-kun, and see if the other girls are rivals or potential friends.

Especially since DM-bro seems to be turning into That DM.

Rolled 17

>>20911046
Oh god not again.

>>20911046
1d100, median of first 3, for those who dont know.

>>20911046

Rollin'.

PIE FOR THE PIE GOD

>>20911054

BAKING FOR THE BAKER'S THROWN

Rolled 84

>>20911046

Rolled 23

>>20911051
PIE!

Worst happens we freeze up and have to whisper it to Friend-kun instead of speaking directly to Waitress.

Rolled 72

>>20911046
Rolling
>>20911035
Oh god yes

Rolled 12

>>20911046

Picture me rollin'

This pie will never get eaten.

Typing it up.

>>20911050
>>20911064
>>20911069
At least it's not another seizure.

>>20911078
THE PIE IS THE TRUE VICTIM HERE

This shit is gonna be a running joke.

"... well, can we go get the thing I wanted to get before now?"

"Hmm? What thing?" Friend-kun seems confused

"... well, the thing that I wanted to get after we went to the karaoke place but nobody wanted to go?"

Realization dawns on him.
"Oh, right. Sure. Can we stop by and get some fastfood first? Im getting pretty hungry."

"... well..."

"Yeah, Im getting hungry as well. Ill buy us some burgers or something." Waitress-chan chips in.

The three of you load into the car and drive to the local fastfood restaurant.

You decide you arent hungry.

You then stop by your house.
"Alright, so what did you want us to get again?"

Wat do?

>>20911063

Woops.

>>20911104

EAT MY PIE!!!

>>20911104
Reveal that shepherd's pie we put so much work into so it wouldn't be eaten.

>>20911104
"N...nevermind..."

See ya in a few OP.

>>20911104
Hell, tomorrow's another day. Let's get on 4chan and bitch about the campaign.

>>20911104
N-nothing...
Eat pie seasoned with tears.

>>20911104

Warhammer TT Miniatures.

Sisters of Battle, because Shy Chan likes underdogs.

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>>20911147
WHY DOES MY PIE TASTE LIKE SALT?
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THIS SPAGHETTI?

Alright, Im back. Too late for the regestrations, Im afraid.

Anyway. So, do we let them in or not? It is tied right now, but I will probably go with letting them in if nobody changes their minds. First two, and such.

>>20911422
Let them in, invite them in, don't mention the pie, if we have any minis, artwork, or anything like that show it to them.

>>20911422
Ask them if they want to see minis... or is that not shy enough?

>>20911441
>>20911443
There is always room for more spaghetti.

>>20911443
I think it might be acceptable.

But you have never played 40k. I dont think you would collect trophies like DM-bro.

I dont know though. Ill just ask for your opinions. What do you think her house would look like?

>>20911460
>What do you think her house would look like?
Clean.As.Fuck.

Like almost TOO clean.

>>20911470
This. Immaculately ordered nerd-cave.

>>20911470
That is kind of what I was thinking. Blank walls, clean tidy, etc.

But I dont know. Im not a shy girl. Im barely even a fa/tg/uy.

>>20911460
Small flat with one of those combined living room/kitchen things, bedroom and bathroom in a corner somewhere

if it was a studio there's no way she'd let them in

>>20911460
Clean, very well organized. Art on the walls, rather tasteful, some anime art, mainly western sci-fi/fantasy. Not that much of it though.

Keeps all of the gaming books on one book case with a lot of painted minis, that she's never played with, on a bookshelf next to it. Has another couple book cases full of sci-fi/fantasy books and medical textbooks.

>>20911507
There is pornography in there somewhere. There always is. But it isn't left out and they won't find it unless they're being exceptionally nosy, or we critfail again.

>>20911507
Oh and she has at least one extremely comfy and soft chair with an end table next to it that she reads in.

>>20911555
Maybe she has a few self made drawings of something like hardcore robolesbian-BDSM hiding away somewhere, but I doubt she would keep physical copies of porn.

>>20911583
Yeah, it's 2012. All she's gonna do is get extremely nervous any time they even get close to using her computer.

>>20911595
>computer
Try macbook pro, son. Shy knows a quality computer.

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>>20911602
>macbook
>a computer

>>20911583

I have never laughed so hard

Possibly drawings of an exaggerated looks friend-kun

(manly as fuck and handsome, more so than she thinks he is already, and he's naked in the drawing.)

>>20911602
A macbook is a computer. A shitty computer. Custom built PCs running a linux distro are the way to go.

"... well I suppose you guys could come in."

"That is why we came here, after all." Friend-kun points out.

You lead the two up to your apartment. Your hands are shaking while you put the keys to your lock. You finally insert the correct key and swing your door open.

"...welcome, make yourselves at home..."

They remove their shoes at the door, placing it in the rack that you keep there, then walk down the short hallway leading to your living room. There is a small loveseat barricading their way. They walk around it, and Waitress-chan sits in it. Friend-kun takes his usual place in the nearby chair. The only other furniture in the room is a small coffee table.

You, still standing motionless at the door, remove your own shoes.

"..sorry it is so plain."

"No big deal. It is... cozy." She glances around the room at the empty walls. There is no television to be seen, nor anything really decorating the walls. The coffee table has a pile of newspaper in the middle, and a stack of coasters in the center, close to the loveseat.

You walk down the short hallway, taking a left rather than going straight.

You are now in the kitchen/dining room. Your pie is in the fridge. There is also some orange juice, water, milk, and you think there might be some Kool-aid mix in the cupboard. There is also a microwave and toaster in the corner.

Wat do?

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>>20911602

>>20911583
I suppose not. After all, that is the purpose for which the internet exists. And she's probably smart enough to not keep everything in a folder labelled NOT PORN on the desktop.

I don't think I know any girls who don't drawfag. She must have a sketchbook somewhere.

>>20911602
>>20911609
Could we not start having this war here? >>>/g/ yo

>>20911618
>Custom built PCs running a linux distro are the way to go.
If you're a poorfag who can't get a great machine.

I actually don't use a mac I use what you described. Beefy Miracle here.

>>20911619
Snort kool aid powder and masturbate with cold pie.

I mean ask if anybody wants shepherd's pie or drinks.

It is now canon that there are no Macs in this universe.

The company that created computers first holds a monopoly over the entire market.

>>20911619
They just ate so they don't want any pie, it's not like they'd want our pie anyways.

Head to where we keep our minis and ask if they'd like to see them.

>>20911638
>The company that created computers first holds a monopoly over the entire market.
Where did we put our Babbage?

Hnnnngggggg, I can't watch.

They just ate, they won't be hungry. What are we gunna do?!?!?

>>20911638
wait, so does that mean we are using a zune for an mp3 player? thats not a world i want to live in.

>>20911668
>zune for an mp3 player
>implying microsoft was first
Would either be Konrad Zuse or IBM.

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>>20911638
I can see what you're trying to do, but it seems a lot of people want to be Zapp Brannigan tonight.

Pie right after food would be a little... awkward. Kool-aid and conversation, I guess?

>>20911706
>Ask them all to "drink the kool-aid"
Brilliant!

>>20911731
Gonna say go with this.

".. would anybody like something to drink?"

"Water would be fine." Friend-kun mentions.
"Yeah, that would work." Waitress-chan agrees.

You pull out a couple of glasses and pour some water into them. You carefully carry then glasses out then put them on the table, on their own coasters.

"Thanks, Shy-chan" Friend-kun smiles at you.
"Yeah, thanks." Waitress-san parrots. She then lifts up her glass and takes a drink. When she returns it to the table, she misses the coaster.

Wat do?

>>20911731
Not at all suspicious kool aid offering it is! This might not be as hilarious as the EAT MY PIE gag but it'll work

>>20911768
Sit down, as close to Friend-kun as we can manage, though not on the same chair.

Don't worry about the coaster thing, it's not a big deal.

Ask if Waitress has read (insert good, long, somewhat grim, fantasy series here).

>>20911768
>she misses the coaster.
Time for another existential breakdown!

>>20911768
Use your ultimate ability "confrontation avoidance" to pretend to ignore the potential water stain and offer some other distraction.

>>20911768
>Misses the coaster

She wouldn't dare

>>20911834
Yeaaaah, she's definitely earned our undying hatred, but letting it show would make us look bad in front of Friend-kun. Let's pretend it doesn't bother us.

>>20911768
>she misses the coaster.
Now we have to find some way to distract both of them so you can fix the glass without them noticing.

You try to ignore the glass on the table as you sit in the only remaining seat, on the loveseat. This puts you between Waitress-chan and Friend-kun.

Noticing the glass on the table, Friend-kun takes initiative. He lifts he glass, moves the coaster under it, then grabs his own glass before taking a sip. All in one, fluid motion.

You swoon.

"... so, Waitress-chan... have you read that new story, 'Legend of the Grimdark's Fantasy'?"

"No, not yet. I was meaning to look into it though."

Wat do?

>>20911869
Damn he's good.

"Would you like to borrow it? I finished it and it's really good."

>>20911869
Try to steer the conversation to a topic that requires as little input as possible from us. Ask her what books she does read, her favorite authors, that kind of thing.

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>>20911869
>you swoon
OP, you card.

>>20911869
The perfect man

>>20911869
*cough*
*LOUDLY*

>>20911892
I thought she had an e-book reader or something.

Anyways... Ask her about her favorite books or something, this is getting more awkward by the second

>>20911942
Who do you think we are, Ballsy-chan? I vote for >>20911892

"... would you perhaps like to borrow it?"

"Nah, I have quite a build up to read. It would be quite a while before I could get it back to you. Anyway, didnt you have something to show us?"

>>20912012
I-i-it was nothing. Just something I baked for the game, but we all already ate, s-soo...

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>>20912034
Seconded. This situation is beyond salvation.

>>20912012
Just what we need, another awkward moment!

TIME TO GET FLUSTERED

>>20912012
Awkwardly try to pass it off as forgetfulness or oversight that you came here for something you don't really need anymore

WE'RE GOING BALLS DEEP INTO THE SPAGHETTI THIS TIME

>>20912034
Yes, we need to go deeper.

>>20912105
Pretty sure we got no balls, bro.

>>20912034
Sounds about right.

>>20912142
tits deep in spaghetti?

>>20912162
Clit deep? Cervix deep?

Where were going we wont need spaghetti.

>>20912167
That's still only about waste high.

>>20912175
I'm more concerned that the spaghetti is out of our pockets and into our panties. We got enough of that nonsense when we still had pointy ears.

>>20912175
There's a difference between "balls deep in X" and "up to your balls in X".

>>20912175
... so are balls.

>>20912175

So is Balls deep.

Unless it's a metaphor for fucking, but then the metaphor would require us to take the awkward and RAM-

You know? Imma let this one die.

>>20912142
>>20912162
>>20912167
>>20912175
>>20912196
>>20912202
>>20912205

SHY-CHAN QUEST, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

".. well, I just baked something for the group, but since you guys have already eaten..."

They both look pretty guilty.
"You could have told us before..." Waitress-chan suggests.

"Its fine." Friend-kun decides. "We will just eat it tomorrow for breakfast."

Wat do?

>>20912227

If Friend-kun asks, we aren't admitting that our train of thought wandered over to ramming Spaghetti into our Vajayjay.

Like seriously, we go out the window first.

>>20912236
Show them our miniatures.

>>20912236
Oh great you made them guilty! Start apologizing for making a fuss over something that probably doesn't even taste that good.

>>20912236

"B-breakfast?!"

>>20912236
D..did he just invite himself overnight? Blush but try to hide it.

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>>20912255
Minatures, yesss...

>>20912262
But first, this awkward squeaking and blushing.

>>20912227
Shy-chan Quest: Where failed rolls turn out well. All of the time.

>>20912236

Gotta get out.

Out the window.

More seriously, suggest maybe watching a movie? We have that T.V. and dvd player in the closet our Mom got us (that we nefver hooked up) and there's a Blockbuster down the road.

That we never went to, since that would require us to go into a store, grab a thing OTHER people grabbed, and then talk to someone.

>>20912255
>IYKWIM (AITYD)

>>20912236
Agree before panicking about whether this means they're planning to sleep over oh god oh god

>>20912286

Either this or Minis.

Personally, I like the movie explanation. We should also act totally confused when someone mentions Netflix.

>>20912309

"W-wait, there's a place I can go online, see all the movies I want for a couple bucks and never have to deal with people?"

"... You know, I think we shouldn't have told her about this one guys. All she had was us and the 'Be Kind Rewind'."

>>20912304
Oh geez, now they're going to be doing sex in our apartment!

>>20912236
Silently freak out about the implications of friend-kun's statement, but tell them they're welcome to stay as long as they like if they've got time to kill.

Roll 1d100 for Responding to Implications.

Rolled 94

>>20912345
Respond positively to the implications!

Rolled 89

>>20912345
Oh god
please no crits

Rolled 81

>>20912345
Time for seizures!

Rolled 75

>>20912345
Flustered but not too flustered, if you will.

>>20912352
Not quite crit.

>>20912352
>>20912356
>>20912358
The dice gods are kind this eve.

>>20912363
Anything that is not a seizure or waking up in a rape dungeon is a good roll.

Rolled 53

>>20912345

Hope this works, haha.

Happily respond to friend-kun and friends staying over, but direct it to friend-kun

Rolled 33

>>20912345

I shouldn't roll for this.

Rolled 48

>>20912386

Our rolls invalidated, we are safe.

>>20912386

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT luckily it doesn't matter now

You pale considerably at what he is implying.

"...well, if you guys really want to..."

"Of course. And I dont mind staying the night over here either, assuming you dont." Friend-kun bluntly re-announces his intentions.

"... well, I mean, Ok but..."
You try to point out that you dont have a guest room.

"I can take this loveseat." Waitress-chan suggests before you complete the thought.

"Do you have any extra blankets? I can just sleep on the floor." Friend-kun offers.

"... well, yes..."

"Then it is settled. Slumber Party at Shy-chan's house!" Waitress-chan exclaims.

Oh god, what are you going to do? You have never been to a sleepover, let alone hosted one.

>>20912455
In a quiet voice, as if we have another type of voice.

"I've never had a slumber party before. Nobody ever invited me. Are they fun?"

Alright, saw the OP, and I gotta ask- What the hell is with the guy on the far left?

Seriously, what the Christ is with that face?

>>20912455
>"Do you have any extra blankets? I can just sleep on the floor." Friend-kun offers.


NO

WE MUST SACRIFICE OUR BED FOR FRIEND KUN

>>20912455
Should we go FULL SPAGHETTI and offer truth or dare?

>>20912475
Alcoholism.

>>20912455
run to a computer and google "how to sleepovers"

>>20912480
Yeah! We don't want friend and waitress sleeping in the same room!

>>20912455

Tell Friend Kun he can have your bed.

Alternatively, move your "bed" (blankets and stuff) next to his.

>>20912475
He is crazy. And an Orc Berzerker, apparently. And an alcoholic. And a pretty cool bro.

Simic, have Waitress-chan try to lesbo-kiss Shy-chan in spin the bottle.

>>20912455

"I've never-" Panic, then go >>20912286

>>20912482

Nope. Nuh-uh.

If someone suggests this, we go out the window, to the fire-escape, and down the zip-line we installed in case of rapists breaking in.

Not that anybody would want us when there's the pretty blonde down the hall....

>>20912485
After the way we rolled last time we tried to get someone drunk, which was only a couple hours ago and they were present? We would drown in spaghetti.

>>20912480
But yeah, sacrifice our bed. Later, we can lay face down on it and sniff out lingering traces of his scent.

>>20912480
>>20912513
Second.

It won't be an honest-to-god slumber party if they sleep in the living room and we sleep in our bed! You know what we must do!

Make a pillow fort, of course!

>>20912528
>Later, we can lay face down on it and sniff out lingering traces of his scent.
That seems less shy and more creepy.

>>20912527

>zip-line.

I want this to be canon. I want it so hard I can TASTE it.

It seems to be both wonderfully in AND out of character.

>>20912528
perrrrfect

>>20912474
This needs to be said.

>>20912527
Come on now, that's too much.

>>20912551
Sounds plenty shy to me. To not be able to ask for the real thing and just fantasize constantly.

>>20912550
Pillow fort very yes.

>>20912525
Im just going to say this now.

I am going to try to avoid Sex. I dont like where it ended up last thread, so I am going to try to avoid it. Yes, I realize the inevitability of having sex in this quest. I just hope there is actual a reason for it besides "I want to have sex with him." or "I like sex."

It is something like reverse inserting fetishes your campaigns. Yes, I will eventually have Shy-chan get laid.

I just want to hold out. I feel responsible for where she ends up in life, and I dont want her to be a slut.

Any major objections?

>>20912607
Also, for those who need caught up on the story, I may as well post this now. This is the collection of the threads. You can reach the first thready by following the link in the second one.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shy-chan%20Quest

>>20912607
No, but I still want my pillow fort.

Say you'd feel bad leaving them in there while you're on a bed, offer to sleep with them... Using the worst wording imaginable.

So, say we don't know how slumber parties work, make couch/pillow fort, and maybe suggest Blockbuster?

Personally, I like the Zip-Line, but I doubt it's going to come up even if it is real.

>>20912607

Actually I wanted Shy-chan to do the typical "but girls can't do that!!!!!!" thing. Sex is lame yo.

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>>20912607
I'm having enough fun with spaghetti that I don't feel the need to perv out at every opportunity.

Someday, there will be a food fight.

>>20912550
we should roll a pillow fort save

>>20912607
Perfectly understandable. I think the most Shy-chan could work herself up to would be sleeping in the same bed as someone and maybe waking up attached to their arm. Friend-kun is far too much of a gentleman to try anything and Shy-chan couldn't possibly work herself up to doing anything more than that.

>>20912625
seconded but with
>>20912621

>>20912607
>I just want to hold out. I feel responsible for where she ends up in life, and I dont want her to be a slut.
While I agree with you on keeping sex out of this for as long as possible. A girl having sex does not auto make her a slut.

>>20912658
Having a threeway with your true love and a girl you just met that day does.

At least in my mind.

Anyway, I think I am going to try to type up some party preparations.

>>20912631

That would've been hilarious.

>>20912607
>>20912671

Meh. I can see Shy having dirty thoughts and then not acting on them.

Personally, I don't mind a lack of sex. Even if Shy was a total Nympho waiting to happen, she's got way too many social anxiety problems for it to come up anytime soon.

>>20912671
>Having a threeway with your true love and a girl you just met that day does.
I think I can agree with you on that. I just meant sex in general which is what I thought you meant. Carry on, sir.

You have no idea what you are going to do. You excuse yourself then head for your closet. You put all of the things in here that you never thought you would need, but bought just in case.
Such as your spare bedding. You pull out a stream of pillows and blankets that you had tucked away right after you bought it. Then you locate your small television. It isnt much, but you dont watch TV, so you dont need any more. You also find a VHS player. Wow, it really has been a while. You also pull out a fold-able nightstand to hold the TV up.

You drag your spoils of war to the living room. You pile the blankets in the middle of the floor, set up the stand next to the wall and place the TV on top of it. Plugging the TV in, you now remember that it is not in color. You hook up the VHR and place it on top.

Wat do?

>>20912745
Ask Friend and Waitress if we're doing it right. Tell them that we've never done this sort of thing before but we don't want to screw it all up.

>>20912745
Turn around and observe the expressions on the faces of our guests in an attempt to gauge if we are doing this right at all.

Recall that our laptop computer has a color screen about the same size as the TV and much higher quality, and plays DVDs, then recall our web browsing history and continue setting up the TV.

>>20912776
>recall our web browsing history
Does shy not private mode?

>>20912807
I know I dont. But then again, my PC is my sanctum, and nobody gets near it except for me.

>>20912807
No one else has ever touched her computer before, why would she?

Admit you don't really have anything in the way of group activities outside of your old movie collection, ask for some suggestions if that doesn't tickle their fancy.

>>20912818
Because no one ever touches mine and I still do?

>>20912834
Perhaps after tonight she will after realizing her mistake.

>>20912745
I'm actually surprised that Shy-chan knows what a VHR is, let alone has one. I mean, a true old school video tape nerd would probably have Betamax, and a normal person who grew up in the late 90s to mid 00s would probably go DVD player or PC drive instead.

>>20912821
Well, the old movies and the tabletop games stuff like we just spent 8-hours playing.

"... well, to be honest, I havent really dont these things before... I dont really have anything to do..."

"It is fine. You have a TV... kind of... and Im sure we could find a board game somewhere. It isnt like we need too much. And if the need arises, we could always do a one-shot campaign. I can think of several plots we could use." Waitress-chan tries to be helpful.

"And worst case scenario, we just go to sleep early." Friend-kun also tries to help.

>>20912892
It occurs to us that if Waitress-chan DMs, we're basically adventuring alone with Friend-kun. Asking for that straight up would be super embarrassing, though.

>>20912892

"N-no! I mean..I have minatures. And some rulebooks for this game I play..sometimes."

>>20912892
Nod, smile.

Put on a movie, I'm thinking the Princess Bride as everybody loves it. Quote it, from heart, under our breath.

Sit next to Friend.

>>20912892
>One-shot campaign with just as and Friend-kun
Yes perfect

Attempt to enlist help in pillow fort construction from Friend-kun, and by extension, Waitress-chan. Search for a suitable RPG

"... well, our roleplay didnt go as long today as it usually does... I could still play some more."

"Alright, but if I am the DM, we are going for my story. And I am a Sci-fi person." Waitress-chan advises.

Do you agree to play?

>>20913011
Hey, sounds funsies.

>>20913011
Hold onto Friend's sleeve, look to him for confirmation, then nod and say yes.

>>20913011
Genre is irrelevant. The game begins and ends on who we play with, and therefore we cannot go wrong. Unless Waitress-chan is secretly more twisted than DM-bro.

>>20913011
assemble a pillow fort to play in first

>>20913031
>>20913024
Alright, then I need some ideas.

Unlike Waitress-chan here, I am not a Sci-fi person. Give me an idea for a campaign, preferably a oneshot. I can probably roll with it, but I dont have any ideas off the top of my head. Unless you guys want me to stop for tonight so I have the night to think about what I want to do

>>20913011

We want to play a daring Space Pirate!

Gun in each hand, Lover on each Knee!

Scourge of the good folks of the void of space!

But that requires a much higher Charisma score than we have, so I guess we'll be a mechanic or something....

>>20913011
Offer some of your Battlecudgel 40Billion minis as pc minis for this game.

Also, for those wanting a pillow fort or to show off our minis, I dont think that is really in character. Hell, I havent even decided if we HAVE minis. If you really want to, roll 1d100 with a message saying what you want. If either side can get a median of 80+, Ill write it in.

>>20913056

Bitch, please.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7vS4z6ngQo

>>20913056
Blade Runner/Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep style.

Players are detective types trying to track down a small group of humanoid replicants before they go to ground.

A matter of how well can we identify the fakes from the real people and whatnot.

>>20913068
Friend-kun is the pirate, and we're his sole companion, mechanic, gunnery officer, and... yknow. We wander the universe together in search of adventure and plunder!

Rolled 3

>>20913094

Minis, Couch-fort, ZIP-LINE.

Rolled 29

>>20913107
Seconding this

Rolled 1

>>20913094
>Shy people
>Not assembling intricate nests of bedding at the slightest pretense

Rolling to arrange fluffy fortifications

Rolled 82

>>20913107
>>20913110
>>20913113
Aaaaand we accidentally kill ourselves with a couch cushion in a fit of shyness.

>>20913110
>>20913107
>>20913113
So you guys get nothing. This is borderline Comatose rolls again.

I hope that solves that problem.

Anyway, campaign. Any ideas?

Rolled 79

>>20913094

Couch-forts and minis!

>>20913113
Please someone confirm this

CRITFAIL: In this universe, pillow forts don't exist

>>20913126
The minis come to life and fire our fortress down the zipline. Now we're sitting on a pile of ruined cushions in a dark alley, covered with spaghetti and wondering why we bought those banned black market army men.

>>20913095

I... I got something in my eye.

>>20913166
>>20913095
I actually havent seen Firefly. I did, however, see Serendipity. So if you guys want that style, you would have to settle for that.

>>20913132
Space Pirates, Blade Runner, and Firefly are all pretty good. I dunno which one you feel more familiar with.

Also just for the record, /tg/ dice use a very shitty pseudorandom number generator with a time based seed and thus rolls made at close to the same time tend to bunch together, so critfails/successes are probably going to be more common in this quest than they would be with actual dice.

>>20913181
Serenity, rather. But you know what I mean.

>>20913186
That makes sense. There have already been like... a lot of crits.

>>20913132
A game of PenumbraPowerwalk in which you're a pair of corporate goons tasked with clearing out a facility producing rogue ROOOOOOBOOOOOOTs.

>>20913203
MSQ once got four nat 1s in a row on d100s

It was glorious.

>>20913191

>I haven't seen Firefly

You've got something more important to do than this quest.

>>20913203
There have... but it adds to the all or nothing thrill of acting out of character. We are Shy-chan precisely because these disasters happen to us.

>>20913213
oh shit. that must have been so cash.

>>20913221

To this day my favorite post in that quest was when some dude posted that 'the dice are Tsundere for Hayate'.

He got a nat 100. Felt... right, somehow.

>>20913186

That suggests that there is an optimal time for rolling to get really good numbers.

>>20913293
There is.

>>20913191
>>20913181

If they want the firefly, and you don't think you can run it I can do it if you want.

I mean, it's a mostly glossed one-shot in a quest thread, who cares.

But if you want, I'll take the reins here.

>>20913317

I know that's probably real, and has a logical thing behind it, but all I can see reading that is 'roll the ones out'.

>>20913320
Eh, if he wasn't willing to go out of his comfort zone, Waitress-chan wouldn't have offered to DM, right?

>>20913320
Well, I certainly dont have confidence in my Sci-fi skills. Then again, I am introducing Waitress-chan as a Sci-fi player, so it will come into play again, almost assuredly. And I would prefer not to have to rely on people too much, if I can help it. I almost think it would be best if I got some sort of help (Via IRC or something) and used somebody as a crutch rather than letting them go all out and "wheelchair" me through this.

Or I could take the night off, do a bit of homework for this, find a generic oneshot to base this off of, and do it all by myself. It is nearing the time I would normally call it a night anyway, so I dont see any harm either way.

>>20913370
Up to you boss. You've been doing a fine job thus far, so I trust your judgement.

>>20913370
Yeah, it's really your call. You wouldn't be the first DM-bro in this thread to call a game on that excuse, either. =D

>>20913399
Oh you. But yeah, Im not going to exaggerate my abilities. This is my first Quest. I am not an excellent roleplayer, in fact, I have never actually taken part in one that lasted longer than two sessions. I know I am bad at this. The only thing I have a bit of confidence in is my writing. I have pretty much been coasting through this on /tg/'s abilities and my memory of various Animes. Seriously, if somebody really tried, they could pull apart the patchwork and find that I have done nothing original in this whole story.

On that note, I think I am going to just go off for the night. Now that I think about it, I believe I have something I need to do tomorrow. Ill try to be back Sunday, but if that fails me as well, I might just make this a Weekday thing. 20:00 4chan time works for me pretty consistently, so if you dont see me tomorrow or on Sunday, I will be back by Monday for sure. For now, I think I am going to open a IRC channel on Irc.thisisnotatrueending.com. This is the first major break of the campaign, so it might be bad to break off all contact for a couple of days. #Shy-chan should work.

>>20913473
Well, you got more courage than I've had so far in just starting your first quest thread. And as for originality... There is nothing new under the sun. What's important is that everyone has fun.

>>20913505
That rhymed, kinda.

>>20913518
I might freak out if it happens to be iambic pentameter.

>>20913473

You're actually doing fairly well for somebody with no experience.

Don't worry about being too original, we all crib our notes from somewhere. It's not coming up with something new, it's presenting what we know and like in a way we can appreciate.

It's a little rough around the edges, but the only real cure for that is to read/participate in other Quests, and keep going.

All in all, I'd give you a 7/10 before finding out this was a new bag to you, with that bit of bias I think we're at a 7.5. All in all, would HHHNNNGG again.

>>20913473
Fuck. I just finished reading through the thread after hopping on late AND THERE HAVE BEEN NO BRUTAL FAILS.

MY LOVE OF SHY-CHAN'S COMPLETE AND UTTER SOCIAL ANXIETY HAS FAILED.

>>20913568
There was one. It was just a preliminary fail, so there was no harm done.

On that note, just found this quest thread. I understand that teegee has a thing for so goddamn shy it's ridiculous, but why does shy-chan need to be in a relationship so bad?

So far she seems pretty shallow as a person. We know that she is: creepily dependent on friend-kun, judging from some of the actions suggested- easily envious, weak in every sense so far, should probably be in a mental institution, and is just sort of painful to watch.

Everyone keeps talking about how adorable her sleeve tugging is, or how she's so sweet, but mostly she just seems to be the burden she thinks she is. Hell, we even saw that Slutty-san as a strong independent nature about her, no matter what her sexual proclivities may include.

We're not cute, we're not even shy. We're barely into social anxiety. We are clearly horribly mentally disabled. If we're going to play a mentally ill character, then we might as well recognize her as fucked up.

Congrats Shy-chan viewers.

>>20913598
Part of the reason I'm so drawn to Shy-chan is because she is fundamentally broken. In every sense she is skating towards the kind of break down that lands you homeless and on the street and, once lucky, in public housing.

>>20913598
I dunno man. Like I'm trying to play her as an intelligent, considerate person with a tendency to freeze in social situations and occasionally second guess herself, but realizes she has a problem and is working to mitigate it. The issue is some of the other folks apparently trying to become an obsessive psychopath or completely non-functioning shut-in.

>>20913598

I don't think it's full on mental disorder, just really hard-core social anxiety.

She probably also has some issues as far as self depreciation and possibly abandonment goes.

Also a little bit what >>20913645 said. We're looking at a possible train-wreck here. I kinda hope she can pull it together a little more, but I intend to watch until the end, be it happy or gloriously self destructive.

>>20913733
And then the yandere fucks show up