Sorry I was a bit late. Got caught up in one thing or another.

Start crying.

Start looking through the place for him to see if he left.

Welp, he obviously wanted to leave without us noticing.

Guilt trip him a lil' by texting him "please be safe", and leave it at that.

You quickly glace around your house, hoping for any sign that he is still here. Seeing none, your eyes start to tear up.

"... I hope he is happy, at least..."

You text him a message asking where he is which you receive no reply from.

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Channel the bad feels into cooking something. Like lunch? Like a pie for lunch? A pie full of our tears?

Picture not very related.

>>21142434
You realize he could be out cheating on you.

>>21142405
Do what >>21142224 said and then just curl up and do nothing for the rest of the day. After being that close to the goal, we must be utterly devastated to be snubbed like that.

>>21142440
Then we change the menu: boiled rabbit.

>>21142502
We really should try and find him. See who he is sneaking around with. Then we can dispose of her, right?

>>21142440
>cheating on you.
We already know he is doing sex with waitress-chan and doesn't care about us. Cheating implies a relationship.

If this nigga's getting in trouble again he's getting a faceful of hand when he gets back.

/r/ing ben garrison edits pls

>Do something productive around the house.

If he's that crazy he wouldn't have stuck around anyway.

>>21142527
He just agreed to a date, though.

You go around your house, doing all of the chores you have been neglecting recently. I mean, this mirror hasnt been shined to a high polish in quite a long time...

After a couple of hours, there is a knock at your door.

>>21142617
As friends, no doubt.

>>21142625
Go and check, try to hide our tears.

>>21142625
Answer the door

Sheepishly

ANSWER IT

Seriously, smack him if it's friend kun and he's hurt.

Trying to wipe any signs that you have been crying out of your eyes, you check on the door. Looking through the peephole, you see it is Friend-kun.

Overjoyed, you open the door. He appears to be holding a suitcase.

"Sorry, I thought it would be better if I ran home to pick up a few things before we did anything. Assuming you are still going to let me stay here..."

>>21142666
Give him a hug.

"Of course you can stay. You should have told me what you were doing though."

>>21142666

Hug.

>>21142666
Absolutely

>>21142666
Hug him, then stutter incoherently and move to let him in.

>>21142666
Ok good that was obviously it.

>>21142681
>>21142685
>>21142688
Yes. If we can manage it, especially the "tell us next time" thing.

>>21142666
It would seem that concerns were for naught. At the moment. Do make sure to inform him to inform us in the future.

Well I was tolerating the nonsense but /tg/ is a worksafe board and gore does not belong. Advise you gentlemen to get your reports on.

You move in to hug him, then let him pass.

"... of course you can stay here... just try to give me a little advanced notice before you leave suddenly..."

"Thanks Shy-chan, I really owe you one. Which brings me to the real reason I needed to go home." He reaches into his pocket, pulling out his wallet. "I needed to grab this because the movie is on me." He says, smiling.

>>21142713
Honestly, I hadnt even realized he has switched to gore.

I just set 4chan X to filter the first one, then turned on Recursive filtering. It works wonders.

>>21142728
Attempt to stifle squealing and accept

>>21142728
OMG OMG OMG IT IS A DATE. FLIP YOUR SHIT

>>21142728

"Oh, Friend-kun, thank you! U-Um, geez, should we at least get drinks, like, not at the theater or something? That would be cheaper...I-I could lie and say I...have diabetes or something."

You stammer, looking down at the wallet.

>>21142728
AWW SHIT

Suddenly be giddy.

>>21142765
Haha! This so much.

>>21142728
Hug tighter. Be giddy.

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>>21142749
be cool be cool be cool be cool be cool

"... um, thanks... maybe we should get snacks before we go to the theater... it would be cheaper, and I dont want to be a burden..."

"Eh, sure. That is generally what I do anyway. We will just stop by the supermarket on the way and pick something up there."

Now then, should I skip the supermarket and just say you grabbed snacks, or is there anything specific you want to do at the supermarket?

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>>21142841

Say you forgot something really quick and have a little bit of a freak out in the bathroom to prepare yourself mentally before you go on the "date". Proclaim love for Wheat Thins.

>>21142855

While using the restroom, in a moment of sheer lunacy, we purchase... a contraceptive!

>>21142855
Nah, skip it, let's keep this thing moving.

>>21142855
Buy some groceries and leave them in Friend-kun's car during the movie because we need food for two in the house now.

>>21142878
holy crap never mind do this
>>21142869

>>21142869
Haha! This.

>>21142841
Put a spring in your step.

Oh, and thin mints - get thin mints.

>>21142869
This has potential. Spaghetti potential.

The two of you drive to the supermarket, taking a parking spot near the entrance. When you go in, Friend-kun makes a beeline for the snack aisle. You tell him to grab your crackers or cookies or something, and that you need to make a pit-stop at the restroom.

You dont really have to, but you make sure to empty your bowels, just in case.

Looking in the mirror, you inspect your appearance. (Oh god, you are a mess, you are ugly, you dont deserve him...)

Deciding it was good enough, you start to walk out when you notice a condom dispenser in the corner of your eye. Well, better safe that sorry...

The two of your rendezvous at his car. He is holding a small sack of goods, but you trust his judgement enough not to look.

When the two of you arrive at the theater, the line is virtually empty. It is Thursday, not a particularly active day for movie theaters.

Wat type of movie do you watch?

>>21143033
Romantic Comedy

>>21143033
we watch a romantic comedy
>>21143051
this guy knows whats up

>>21143051
A Romantic Comedy in which the shy protagonist eventually gets the hunky, oblivious, nice guy.

>>21142869
It's always good to be prepared

...and to fool ourselves into thinking we'll get any

>>21143051
Thats way too selfish. Tell him we are fine with whatever action movie we know he wants to watch.

The two of your purchase tickets to the latest romantic comedy, and he carries in the bag with your goods. The attendant notices it, but he doesnt make a big deal about it and lets you pass.

The two of you decide on a pair of seats near the center of the theater. They seem decent seats, and nobody is in any of the surrounding seats. Speaking of nobody, the theater is extremely sparse. There are only about 10 other people in the theater. There are a group of teenagers in one corner, a family situated in another, and a couple in the center of the back.

The previews start to roll.

Screw you all, we should watch a scary movie so that we have a reason to latch on to him.

Pshaw. Horror's where it's at. Not too obvious plus we have an excuse to manhandle frind kun.

While spamming gore isn't kosher, I don't think it really lowers the quest quality any further.

>>21143092
get nervous

>>21143076
we should try to slowly put it on him during the movie, all sneaky like

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>>21143108

>>21143118
That would be hilarious but no.

>>21143083
we are letting him sleep in our house rent free. He is lucky we aren't trying to rape him

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>>21143096
>>21143100
damnit why you gotta be late and right

>>21143152
shy chan would not like a scary movie at all, she would probably pee herself or something equally embarrassing considering the rolls we get

>>21143146
Agreed. What we SHOULD put on him is our moves.

We don't have any, much less any that work, but dammit we try.

>>21143179
This is my fetish.

>>21143118
Naw, we should just settle for cuddling, and then let him make a move. You can't be TOO forceful, and we ARE shy, after all.

>>21143409
For us, that IS making a move.

>have condom
>assume he somehow magically knows
>get upset when he doesn't mysteriously read our intentions
>don't say anything about it because shy

The movie begins. It seems to be about some sort of guy who gets arrested for no reason and falls in love with his prison councilor or something.

Not that you are really paying attention. You are much more focused on trying to not make a fool of yourself.

Alright, relax... No! Sit up straight! Hmm.... is this casual enough? Maybe I should ask for one of my snacks... No wait, I dont want to look like a pig so Ill wait for him to offer... But what if he doesnt offer and I just get through the movie without eating any of my snacks, then he looks at me for being weird? Oh god, he is starting to eat now. Hmm, the bag is close enough, Ill just reach in and grab my own thing...

Reaching in, your hand finds a box of cookies. At the same time as you latch on to it, his hand descends toward the bag. You jerk back in reflect, removing the box from the bag, knocking it over, and bumping against Friend-kun's hand.

"... sorry..."

He doesnt react. You put your hand where it belongs, on the armrest.

He also moves to put his arm on the armrest, moving your arm over to do so. Your arms are touching.

Wat do?

>>21143460
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.

Kind of slooowly move and interlock your hand with his!

>>21143460
NOTHING, DON'T DO ANYTHING.
JUST ENJOY THE MOMENT

>>21143460
Try to gently rub his pinky with your pinky without him noticing!

>>21143460

Fantasize about handing him the condom. Instead just sit there paralyzed with indecision.

WE GOT DA MOVES

Physical contact is practically second base in our minds. Just try no to freak out.

>>21143460
Hold his hand, damn it!

>>21143460
We grabs the hand and holds it
We roll if we must DAMNIT

Too soon, you fools!

>>21143536

This might be enough.

>>21143731
Eh, fuck it. O RNG, who art in the E-mail field...

This is so sudden... What do you do.. You carefully move your fingers, trying to get him to notice what has happened. He doesnt seem to notice. You carefully lay your hand on top of his. He makes no sudden moves.

Oh god, this is so serious. You start to panic a little bit. Not enough to become visible in the dark movie theater, but your heart rate speeds up, and you feel blood in your face.

The rest of the movie passes rather uneventfully. At the end, Friend-kun stands up, removing his hand from under yours. He doesnt look at all perturbed.

"So, shall we go then?"

It is about 12:30 PM.

Wat do?

>>21143958
"It's, um, still kind of early. Why don't we get some lunch?"

>>21143958
Awww, you should've made us roll for it. A nat 1 would've been us accidentally molesting him somehow.

>>21144009
Why would you roll for it? Rolling is for things that are out of character. You have been friends with Friend-kun for many years.

>>21143958
I'm thinking lunch.

Maybe italian?

Who knows.

>>21144031
we're changing the dynamics of our relationship

>>21144031
Making a move would be out of character, I thought but fair enough, carry on. More chances at failure would be nice, though.

Maybe waitress-chan's work?

[Spoiler]in our fantasy land, it's so we can flaunt our man in front of that hussy[/spoiler]

>>21144102
I love this

>>21144102
I can just see her life tragically moving toward some broken disjointed mess that blurs the lines of fantasy and reality as this quest marches on.

>>21143958
Lunch

>>21144153
Oh god

I like to think she just becomes unreasonable whenever her anxiety an infatuation get the better of her

Which is currently always

>>21144252
Which one sounds more fun to you?

>>21144102
Seconding or thirding this. Whatever we are up to now.

"... well, we could go get lunch..."

"That is what I was thinking. You know what else i was thinking? Lets go check up on Waitress-chan."

Nodding your agreement, the two of your set off from the movie theater.

The short drive to the restaurant is uneventful. The two of you discuss the movie, which you struggle to remember.

Once you arrive, the Maitre D' quickly finds you a table. For whatever reason, this place is not full. Shrugging it off, the two of you are seated, and a waitress comes by quickly to take your order. It is not Waitress-chan. You order a simple meal. The two of you sit and chat while you wait. Eventually, another waitress comes by.

"Oh, hey Friend-kun, Shy-chan. What are you guys doing here?" Realizing it is obvious, she adds "Well, anyway, Im glad the two of you made up."

At this, Friend-kun looks at you quizzically.
"Made up? Were we fighting?"

>>21144416
"I was worried about you when you disappeared for a bit. It's all okay now, I was just over-thinking things."

"I thought you were ignoring me yesterday. I didn't know..."

>>21144416
Stay quite and let Friend do the talking so we know where we stand in Friend's heart and we don't really have a better explanation at this time.

>>21144416
say that you were worried about him when he went missing, and was contacting everyone to see if you were ok

>>21144511
This.

"W-well, when you disappeared yesterday I...I...got really worried...and I started a-asking people if you were all right o-or if I did somethingwrongorthatyouhatedmeand-"

Then stop and blush furiously.

>>21144476
Actually,
>>21144511
This sounds about right.

>>21144539
>>21144476
>>21144452
Dont admit to anything, we never said we were fighting. This is Waitress-chan drawing presumptuous conclusions, not us. Let her talk her way out of this one and if it turns to us we just say we were worried.

>>21144575
>implying shy-chan has the kind of social awareness for that.

>>21144588
Just shutting up and hoping events blow over sounds like something she would do.

>>21144615
...okay I'll concede.

But we're spaghetti-ing if we're asked directly.

"... well, I couldnt get a hold you you yesterday, and I was worried... so I asked people if they knew where you were... but then you showed up..." You lower your head.

"Ah." He sighs knowingly. "Yeah, sorry for keeping you guys in the dark. I know you worry about me, Shy-chan, so I should stop getting myself mixed up in stuff like this"

Waitress-chan observes this calmly, then simply says, "Well, I have to get back to work. In the kitchen." With that, she skips back to the kitchen.

>>21144649
now we make some excuse to go back to the kitchen and slit Waitress-chan's throat with a cleaver

>>21144676
I have no idea if this is serious or just indulging a fantasy, but absolutely.

>>21144649
Nervously eat the rest of our food with head lowered, and keep blushing.

Yandere pls go

>>21144728
no

>>21144728
Personally I think we need a biiiit more build-up if we're going to be yandere.
>captcha: uppiedi considerable

Alright, Im just going to get this out of the way now. We arent Yandere. Unless something traumatic happens, we wont be Yandere any time soon.

Yanderes have you own quest. I am trying to make this a different style. Feel free to stay if you want, but know now that your wishes will probably never come true.

>>21144779
I will try my best to set us up for crippling emotional trauma, captain.

>>21144779
Alrighty then. Blush deep;y because "OMG HE KNOWS I CARE"

>>21144793
This nigga's got it right.
>>21144802
Nigga please, you're not even psychoing right.

>>21144649
After we're sure waitress-chan is gone...
"Umm... w-what stuff are you getting mixed up in?"

>>21144889
Besides, I would feel bad participating in anything derived from KS, which seems to be the thread he was referring to.

Sounds right. Ask him how he got hisself fucked up so bad.

>>21144910
I would too. Kripple Sex is awful.

Now, time to ask about Friend-kun's life. By which I mean stumble through some words of inquiry while hiding in your food.

>>21144967
Will there be blushing involved?

>>21144997
I hope so

>>21144997
Is there ever not?

>>21144779
It is now my mission to acquire such a trauma.

>>21145033
Well, blushing loses its effect if someone is constantly blushing. D'you think that shy-chan blushes when she looks down in the shower?

>>21145065
What, you're implying that she doesn't?

>>21145065
Only if she plays cave explorer.

>>21145065
Of course. Thats lewd.

>>21145076
How do you think she would react if she ever did the sex with Friend-kun? would she die of embarrassment?

>>21145096
She had a panic attack and lost conscioussness because someone, a friend of his even, talked to her. Anything is possible by this point.

>>21145096
she would enjoy,then immediately start having sex with all her male friends, essentially becoming the true slut-chan

>>21145096
She would explode. Like, literally explode, with bits everywhere.

>>21145115
>Crippling social anxiety, a magical place.

Captcha: Cumslav magnetic

Russians...fuck I don't know.

>>21145130
The only male friend she has is Friend-kun.

>>21145130
Filler filler filler FUCK YOU NO filler filler.

>>21145139
She should take up lighting things on fire. That helps me through those awkward moments.

>>21145145
The only friend she has.

>>21145145
well you can kinda count orc-kun and DM-kun, waitress-chan might be game too

>>21145165
>waitress-chan might be game too
>might
Nigga, Waitress-chan be full lesbo. Shes secretly cursing Friend-kun for talking to us again because she was totally gonna sweep us up on the rebound.

>>21145096
I've been with a girl with low self-esteem that idolized me at the time. Worst sex of my life.

>>21145165
not even a true slut-chan would screw DM-kun

>>21145189
DM-kun goes on wild and crazy adventures at night, and then when he tells them to us, we don't believe him.

>>21145189
we have already discussed all the sweet nothings DM-kun can whisper into a young maiden's ear.

>>21144649
Try to get back to trying to get Friend in your pants but you can't think of anything to say so Spaghetti

Interrogate him about his lifestyle choices, the roundabout, stammering, shy-chan way.

Went ahead and archived the thread in case OP doesn't get back tonight.

Thanks for runnin' an alright quest bro.

"... so, you never did tell me what happened... what things are you getting involved with...?"

"Family issues." He barely takes a pause to say these words. He doesnt seem to want to say more than this. You let the topic drop.

Your food arrives shortly, and it is excellent, as expected. Waitress-chan comes over to say her goodbyes, and you think she looks concerned when she turns to get back to work.

The two of you ride home without a word. He lets you out of the car.

"Sorry, I have to go do something. I should be back before dinner."

>>21145519
"I-is this going to get you hurt again?"

>>21145519
That feel when he never comes back

"P-please be careful, okay?"

>>21145519
Don't let him leave without a hug!

"... I hope you dont get hurt.... please be careful..."

"Of course."

With that, he rolls up the window and drives away.

>>21145568
hugs seem right

And with that, I will call it a night. I was pretty slow today, but part of it was I was just watching the discussion. I usually have fun writing this.

Tomorrow, 20:00 4chan time.

>>21145593
Looking forward to it. Gotta stay entertained at work somehow.

>>21145593
yey