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>>21216318
Your thoughts are interrupted by the distinct sound of someone loudly grumbling and griping about something. You look up from your sweeping to find a bizarre older woman making her way down the street, people quickly moving out of her way, towards you. Her clothing is exquisite and masterfully tailored to her figure, hugging every curve of her figure, especially her hips, which flared out drastically. You assumed a great deal of petticoats, bustle, and such. There's no way anyone's hips and rear could be so.. Expansive.

You can't help but take a moment to admire this woman. Despite being much older than you, she was still attractive. You imagine this is what it means when people say someone had 'aged gracefully'. Her stern gaze meets yours as she stomps closer to you with an expression of dissatisfaction and scorn. You wonder for a moment if your staring had somehow insulted her when she continues to walk forward, right into you.

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>>21216331
You stagger by maintain your balance, then she tries again, bumping into you once more. "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!" she snaps at you in a shrill voice. You move to step out of her way, quietly remarking, "You walked into me.. twice.." Her eyebrow twitches furiously, "ARE YOU TRYING TO CORRECT ME?" she shrieks in reply, sending a chill of terror down your spine. "But you were the one who hit me.." you regret feigning any sort of bravery. This woman was crazy.

"WAS THAT A WISECRACK ABOUT MY HIPS?!" the air around her started to crackle. You were about to reply but were cut short as she shoved a glowing palm to your forehead, sending you stumbling backwards.

In that brief moment before you hit the ground, time seemed to slow and the blood in your veins turned to ice. You were sure this Insane Woman was some sort of wizard and immediately feared she had just smacked you with a killing curse. This was it, you thought, as you resigned yourself to your doom. This is what death feels like, taking note of the way it felt like all your senses were being smushed inward..

All at once, reality snapped back to normal pace as you landed on your backside on the ground with a surprisingly gentle *pomf =3*, kicking up a small cloud of dirt.

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>>21216348
"Pomf..?" you wonder aloud. Falling to the ground had never felt like that before... Your voice didn't seem right either. As you go to move, your whole body feels wrong. The fear of some sort of death curse still seems very real.

You take the broom in one hand and lean your weight on it as you got to your feet. Your legs felt like jelly and your chest felt tight, but you were still alive, so that was something. As you begin to dust yourself off, you take notice of how oddly your clothing now hangs over your body. Your shirt feels far too large and your pants feel overly constricting.

You reach behind yourself to brush the dirt from your behind only to be met with a strange new sensation.. Softness.. You try to crane your head around to see behind you as you move your hands slowly to explore your backside. So much rounder and so much more plush than it had ever been.. You clenched both hands around your buttcheeks, lost in a tide of exhilarating new sensations..

The faint jingle of the bell attached to your Store's door breaks your concentration as you realize the insane woman has just made her way into the Item Shop...

>Ass Plumpness +3
>Ass Grabbability +3
>Total Plump/Grab score now 3/3 up from 0/0

>Wat do?

Make mental note to speak to that crazy wizard who lives outside of town and continue sweeping while keeping an ear on Crazy Hips.

go find a mirror and get a look at yourself

>>21216364
Chase after the asswizard.

>>21216507
dis.
acquire knife for future retribution on her for having no sense of right and wrong.

>>21216525
And keep it where? Pocket space just got a lot harder to come by.

>>21216549
check to see if we have some cleavage space then.

>>21216578
We can always store it in our ass cleavage.

>>21216585
that might reduce grabbability though.

>>21216585
You are a horrible person and no decent human being would do this. This came with no mental shifts (that we're aware of), so that's out.

>>21216594
Which might be a good thing if we need to get somewhere fast.
>>21216604
What? I didn't mean penetration, I meant clenching it betwixt our massive ass cheeks. You know, like how chicks store things in their cleavage, but with your ass.

Rolled 70

>>21216364
Chase after the wizard into the shop and demand an explanation.

>>21216619
My statement stands. That idea is out.

If you need a practical reason, it's because our ass now fills out our pants quite thoroughly, and anything hidden there will be quite visible in outline.

But you shouldn't need a practical reason compared to just "wtf no"

Rolled 60

>>21216594
We don't want grabbability to be TOO high or else we won't be able to get anywhere without people holding onto our ass.

And we don't want plumpness to get too high or we will be slowed down and inconvenienced by a retardedly out of proportion body.

I'd say we aim for a rough 10/15 here.

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>>21216416
>>21216420
You convince yourself, for the briefest moment, that whatever sensations you are feeling must be your body resisting the killing curse.. or something.

Your parents were both adventurers in their youth. You must have inherited some form of magical resistance. It seems plausible..

You laughed nervously to yourself as you celebrate this small victory and resume sweeping. Your body still feels awkward and shaky and the most mundane movements are creating new and unusually sensations.. Then you finally catch a glimpse of yourself in the store window which you had wiped clean earlier this morning.

You did a double take, first assuming some sort of distortion, then realizing that something was very wrong. The person staring back at you in the mirror was feminine, cute even.. but it was you. Maybe half a head shorter and clearly more dainty in frame, but it was you.

>Field lengths are a bitch
>Do you Agree? y/n

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>>21216760
You tilt your head from side to side, examining the damages. Your awline was less pronounced, more soft and angular than before, your eyelashes a little longer and eyebrows thinner.. Lips definitely more plump.. You pout them for a moment, briefly imagining it was someone else leaning in to kiss you.. Your face flushes with embarrassment and you pull your gaze away from the mirror, looking down at your shoes.. and chest.

Both hands fly up to your chest and squeeze down on the two foreign mounds protruding outward. Your gasp in surprise at your newfound sensitivity and loosen your hands slowly. "Breasts" you mumble to yourself.

You mentally bemoan their size.. Far smaller than you might have preferred. Less than a handful, really.. You immediately chastise yourself for such strange and perverted thoughts, but all the same, the need to find a proper mirror to examine yourself felt much more important than it ever had before.

Unfortunately, a flash from inside the store catches your attention. Your Boss is in there, alone with that psychotic woman..

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Hey guys what's going on in this quest?

>ITT: T&A, but mostly A. And without much T.

...The fuck?

>>21216777
Well, what in the world are we waiting for? Go help the boss!

>>21216777
Sneak out the back

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>>21216507
>>21216628
It doesn't seem like the smart thing to do, but your Boss is a dear family friend and the store is your only means of income, so you rush in.

Inside the store, that insane Wizard Lady stood at the counter, arguing with your Boss in very loud tones. Your boss stood firmly, arms crossed as he shot down the woman's various offers. It sounded as if she was trying to haggle down the price of some candy he had at the counter. 3 pieces for a single copper was apparently too pricey for her.

Apparently, the haggling had already escalated and your Boss, Mister Brogart, who was a proud Dwarven Gentleman, was now completely hairless, as far as you could tell. The crazy lady had done something to him that blew every hair right off his head and left it, strangely enough, perfectly plastered to the wall behind him, in the exact configuration it was on his head previously. Beard braids and all...

Mister Brogart was not at all phased with this and proceeded to deny the woman's offers. "You aren't getting a single sweet more! One coin. Three Candies. That's the end of it!" he announced firmly. "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM, YOU SENILE OLD STUB?! YOU OUGHT TO GIVE ME EVERY SWEET IN THIS STORE JUST FOR GRACING YOU WITH MY PRESENCE!!" she shrieked back at him.

Neither of them batted an eye in your direction as you moved into the store, despite the door bell. You stand a few feet away from the counter where they are arguing. In your hand is a wooden broom. Along the walls are some simple armaments your Boss sells to passing Heroes and Adventurers. You might be able to mount a sneak attack, but you aren't sure.

>Enter strategy.
>Roll 3d6 to determine effectiveness

Rolled 62

>>21216777
Run in there and loudly accuse the woman of turning you into a woman and demand to be returned or reimbursed for emotional damages. Hopefully your Boss will side with you.

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>>21216834
Shouldn't that have been apparent from the OP's image?

Rolled 1, 1, 5 = 7

>>21216953

Attack her from behind, while simmultaneously explaining what happened to your Boss and begging for aid.

Rolled 5, 1, 2 = 8

Sneak into the Boss' field of vision and lift the broom slightly as though asking him if you should. If he agrees, hit her with it.

Rolled 5, 5, 1 = 11

>>21216953
smack her with the broomstick

>>21216953
Yell Alvins hot juice box and clock her over the head

Subdue the fiend with your trusty broom

>>21217006
forgot the roll dice+3d6

Rolled 1, 6, 2 = 9

>>21216999
>>21217029
rollan again for broomstick combat

Rolled 4, 2, 1 = 7

>>21216953

Sneak attack, and then subdue her with the help of your boss. Then demand she undo the havoc she has done, or give you a payment to make up for the damages.

Rolled 4, 5, 3 = 12

>>21216953
Grab her ass!

Rolled 3, 4, 6 = 13

Rolling for broom whoopass

Rolled 1, 4, 2 = 7

>>21216953
once more for broom attack.

Well, The first thing you need for an Epic Quest is obviously a Great Cause. Lacking that, any old bullshit will do, in a pinch.

In this case, it seems our Great Cause is finding that crazy woman and demand that she return us to our prior form. Or, failing that, give us bigger tits.

>>21217130
Goddamn it /tg/ I just got DONE playing CoC!

Is OP still here? It's been quite some time since story progressed.

Bumping

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>>21216999
>Mighty trips for critical strike, on top of succesful roll

You take the broom in both hands, adjusting your grip reflexively. You were no stranger to swordplay, but you were still handling a broom..

You close the gap with a quick sprint, bring the broom above your head...

Your entire life flashed before your eyes in the brief instant before the shaft of the broom connected with the head of Crazed Wizard Lady. Upon further review, you were absolutely certain now; You had never done anything more stupid in your entire life.

The wooden shaft of the broom connected with a satisfying crack that halted her in mid sentence. Much to your surprise, her body went limp beneath your strike, dropping to the ground like a sack of potatoes.

As she fell, your eyes locked with your Boss's, who seemed to share your amazement at the effectiveness of your sneak attack, followed by what you thought was confusion as he gave you a long scrutinizing gaze, although, it was hard to read his expression without any eyebrows. You were pretty sure it was confusion.

"What the hell did you do that for, Dingus?" he asked as she stepped out from behind the counter to assess the unconscious woman on the floor.

She wasn't bleeding, but she wasn't moving. From where you stood you had a clear view right up her dress.. Obviously, you took the chance to look. To your surprise, there was next to no padding between her and the garment. Those cartoonishly wide hips you assumed were all fluff and frills were all her. The graceful curves of her thighs, leading into the largest ass you'd ever seen.. For a brief, but poignant moment you felt.. Jealousy. You felt even more confused and greatly conflicted.

"We should probably clean this up, Dingus.." your Boss grumbled, having taken a spot by your side, quietly admiring the unconscious Wizard's backside with you.

>>21217151
You don't stop playing CoC.. it just lets you have a little break.

>>21217154
>>21217262
I'll make an effort to type a little faster.

When she awakens, we shake her/beat at her ineffectually while wailing
>Give me back my diiiiiiiick...!

>>21217294
Ooh, ooh, get crazy lady to turn us back!

>>21217294
Tie her up so that she doesn't murder the fuck out of you when she wakes up.

>>21217294
God, what a bitch...
Anyways, we are sans one Penis and Manly Physique, and the Crazy Thigh Wizard is just the one to rectify this situation.

>>21217294
Definitely keep her restrained somehow. Explain to the boss that she was being UNreasonable, and considering what happened when she was unreasonable to YOU, you didn't want to risk his manly physique wait did I just say that.

Rolled 3, 5, 4 = 12

>>21217294

Yeah, tie her up so that she doesn't turn you into worse on recovering conciousness.

Then ask your boss if he has any anti-magic gear laying around here to put on her.

>>21217383
seconded

Rolled 2, 2, 1 = 5

>>21217294

Restrain her, ask the Boss for any anti-magic shit and also check her thoroughly for magical artifacts she may be hiding to use to blow us up. Might as well remove her clothing too, if you don't consider this too pervy. They are probably all magical as well.

Come to think of this, let your boss do all this. Hover around at broom range.

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You don't waste any time and fetch a coil of rope from the shelves. You hear your Boss mutter something about 'investing in new uniforms' as you reach up on your tippy toes to grab it, but you ignore him for now. You are far more concerned with getting this woman tied up before she can wake.

You have your boss help you move her to a sitting position, taking the opportunity to place a hand on her rump. Ye Gods.. It's like you've got your hand cupped around a cloud.. So soft.. so supple.. You regretfully remove your hand before your Boss realizes what you were doing and go about tying her firmly, making sure to bind her hands behind her back.

You spend a short while killing time, waiting for her to wake up. Your Boss finally breaks the silence to ask what happened and you explain that she plowed right into you, then gave you a face full of glowy hand when you said something about it. He goes to stroke his beard in thought, but his hand meets empty air, causing him to look towards the wall where his beard was now fused with a forlorn expression. His story was somewhat similar. She wanted free candy, he said no, she blew his beard clean off, asked again, and he still said no. Then you broom'd her.

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>>21217838
The crazy woman woke several minutes later. Both you and your Boss stood looming over her. She looked up at you and cracked a wicked grin as she struggled against the bonds, "Oh my.. I didn't think this was going to be *that* kind of party..." she giggled bashfully, "I was expecting a little light foreplay.. maybe you'd eat a roast chicken off my hindquarters.. then we'd read erotic Elven Sonnets for a bit while the girl served us rare cheeses.." she rambles on incoherently for only a short while before you take her by both shoulders and scream in her face.

"Give me back my diiiiiiiick...!" She blinks at you and smirks coyly, "Oh, deary, I can't just go and give away my beauty secrets to just any girl who asks. Besides, I'm entertaining a gentleman caller at the moment." she winks seductively at Mister Brogart, "A pale Orc like him is hard to come by, you know."

"You went and broke her with that broom, Dingus." your Boss groans as he rubs his temple, "What are we going to do with a daft wizard?"

>>21216834
You're a lout, Roger Smith.

>>21217838
a dwarf with no hair and a dude who got turned into a chick.....................poor bastards.

>>21217848
>"What are we going to do with a daft wizard?"
get her to give us back our dick, obviously.

>>21217848
Hand her over to the authorities.

>>21217848
Well, I have an idea, but it'll take a roast chicken and a book of elven sonnets...

Rolled 4, 1, 2 = 7

>>21217848

Suggest that your boss and you need to find a new wizard to help you both out. Ask him if he knows any, and his opinion on what to do with the prisoner. Might want to look for a healer to fix her

Rolled 4, 6, 3 = 13

>>21217848
Hit her with the broom again, just to be safe.

>>21217848
but......but my dick i NEED it.

Are we entirely sure that we lost it? She might be THAT kind of witch.

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>>21217908
>>21217932
"I'm pretty sure she was nuts before I hit her" you say in defense, "Besides, at least she isn't screaming any more." Your Boss nods in agreement.

"I think we need to turn her over to the town guard. Let them deal with her before her mind comes back and she accuses us of beating her with a broom." You really wanted to get her to undo this right away and be done with it, but as you watched her squirm ont he floor, insisting that she wanted to undress herself while staying tied up because that was sexier, you didn't think that was going to be happening any time soon.

"Listen, Dingus. I need you to go send a guard our way. I'll keep an eye on her and see if any of my contacts can send up some sort of curse breaking charm... And while you're out, if you can get your Father to concoct some sort of hair growing paste or something, I'll consider only charging you half price for that charm." He offered as he moved to fetch his messenger pigeon.

You winced at the idea.. Your Father was the Town Druid and ran a small apothecary out of a shed in your back yard. However, the prospect of either of your parents seeing you like this was frightening.. But they might be able to help you... Or, you gripped your broom tightly, you could always attempt to beat a solution out of the crazed Wizard. Might not help, but it would relieve some tension.

I think I've got maybe one or two posts left in me.

>>21218216
The fuck kind of quest is this? I looked at it because it's 2:00 AM and I was bored, but you post super slow, you don't go much of anywhere when you post, and you end it this early? Is this a common thing that I've just managed to ignore, or are you seriously trying to get a userbase with this work ethic?

>>21218245
Crafting awful, meandering posts is an artform that takes time. And like you said, it's 2am.

Feel free to suggest a more meaningful direction to take things, though.

>>21218216

Might as well go to your father for the hair-growing paste - and ask if he has a dick-growing paste as well.

>>21218245
Morelikely an anon^H^H^H^H Some Pervert had an idea and wanted to share it while he had some spare time rather than wanting to be An Serious Quest Runner

After all, someone else could pick it up later. That always goes swimmingly. Pokémon Quest
Go running to the ol' man for help?

>>21218330
It was based off of some thread that somehow got onto the topic of a wizard turning someone into a girl with a plump, grabbable ass because wizards are dicks. Things went from there.

>>21218275
I suggested:
Look in the mirror
Help the boss
Sneak into the boss' field of vision and let him judge the situation
Tie her up.

I wasn't aware I wasn't guiding the quest with my suggestions.

>>21218351
Link it.

>>21218369
It was yesterday or so and got deleted.

>>21218358
Most of those things happened, though..

That's part of why this takes a while. I type of a big block of shit. I wait for replies.. Then I formulate another big block of shit based on the ideas people were throwing out there.

>>21218369
>>21218384
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/21176781/#21178360

Quest started running yesterday and was a total clusterfuck. Then it got deleted by staff. Then i woke up this morning to a 1 day ban. Fast forward to a few hours ago and here we are. Figured I may as well start instead of putting this off any longer. I think things are going a little better.

>>21218420
Right. hence my indigence at the idea that I wasn't contributing. Also, you need to add a > wat do to your posts when you want replies, or a little (1/2) to the end of posts that will be multiple parts. It lets people know when it's safe to post.

>>21218384
>>21201661 Yesterday: same quest idea


>>21178360 aha here it is

>>21218216
>beat her in the head again
might work.
If not, then get the help of parents and/or another wizard.

>>21218216
go to father for help. explain the situation if necessary.

>>21218484
oh shit, I forgot
If you turn crazy wizard into the authorities, whisper "give me back my diiiick" to her as she goes.

>>21218511
I mean chances are we'll end up a futa if we do that, not that that's a bad thing.

>>21218553
yeah, but "give me back all the traits that make me a male" just doesn't have the same pithy ring to it, no?

"I want a dick again". We want to maximize shenanigans.

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>>21218310
>>21218494
You swallow your pride and resolve to just get help from your parents. You were trying to be more independent and do that whole responsible young adult thing, but it can't really be helped this time.

You take one last swat at the Wizard with the bristle end of your broom, restraining yourself somewhat. She cackles playfully and asks you to get out some other cleaning implements like a rake or a mop. There's no hope for this one. All that power and she's an absolute loon. Makes you wonder how she figured out any magic at all. Must not be that hard if crazy people can do it.

You make your way down the street towards your house on the outskirts of town, keeping your eyes peeled for any of the local guards. Along the way, you were noticing the stares of the townsfolk. In your embarrassment you walked right past a guard who was casually leaned against a lamp post. You quickly turn to face him, remembering that you need his help, only to find him gazing downward.. He was checking out your butt as you walked by him...

You choke back your new found sense of indignation and urge him to head to Brogart's shop to help with apprehending a crazed wizard who was causing trouble. The guard agrees, but you can't help but notice the way he takes a few extra moments to size you up before walking away from you.

1/3

(this turned out really long..)

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After that unnerving encounter you walk with a bit more haste to reach your house. You approached the front door carefully. You peeked in to find no one in the sitting room. you carefully approached room to room til you found the two of them sitting in the back yard. Your father had his easel out and he was painting your Mother, who was posed nude, splayed across the branch of a tree.

Your father was a dirty man, often musty with the smells of the forest. He kept his beard somewhat short, but let his afro hair grow out large and free, often with various plants woven amongst its fluffy mass. Your mother was an elven women, with the natural ageless beauty you'd expect from her kind. Long, golden silk hair and an artfully proportioned, flawless figure. You wished this was an uncommon scene for you.

You strode over quietly, cautious of disturbing them. Painting was something special for your parents.. "Uhh.. Excuse me.. Dad?" He didn't look up from his work, but your Mom casually glanced your way. If she was surprised or confused, she didn't show it. "Is that you, Roger? You'll have to wait. You know I like to focus completely on my art." You cleared your throat a little, "Well, there was this wizard at the store and mister Brogart wants to see if you could make something for regrowing hair and..-" Your father moves suddenly, as if he was about to jam his brush through the canvas. Instead, her artfully twisted the brush between his fingers and announced in an irritated tone, "There. Now there's a happy little bush. Right. There."

2/3

>>21218880
Bob Ross druid dad.

Amazing.

>>21218905
>of course there wasn't a bush in the yard, so he has to fix the yard then...

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He unceremoniously dropped his palette and brushes to the side and turned to face you with a suddenly warm and receptive smile, "Now, what is it you need, so-.." Your Father took a good long look at you, which felt somehow more degrading and embarrassing than anything else you had experienced today, or ever. You spent the next few minutes recounting the events that just transpired, blurting out how a wizard zapped you and blew off Brogart's beard and how she was completely crazy until you were out of breath.

Your Father let out a heavy sigh, "I've explained time and again that I don't do Arcane magic. I can cure illnesses or sooth a rash or mend a bone, but I don't do curses and hexes and all that nonsense. I can mix up something for Brogart, but you'll need someone else to clear that up." Your Mother sauntered by and placed her hands on your shoulders, "Oh, don't even fuss about it. A few prayers, a little bed rest. Our little boy will be himself again.. Or not! Then we could do a Mother-Daughter portrait! Oh, that'd look nice, don't you think?" Your Father nodded a bit, apparently considering the artistic possibilities.

(nix that..)
3/4

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"I'll work on getting Brogart's hair salve prepared, but you're out of luck with that curse for the time being.." Your Father trailed off for a moment, "However, I think I might have something for that Wizard. You said she was crazy, right?" Your Father left it at that and headed to his Apothecary shed, leaving you and your Mother to chit chat. She seemed intent on offering you some old dresses of hers and maybe doing something with your hair, suggesting that you maybe use some of the salve to grow yours out.

Luckily, your fathered returned with a jar of salve for Mister Brogart and a vial of something else. He handed both to you, "You can strike a deal with him for the price. I trust you more with all that money nonsense. As for this.." he held up the vial and swirled it a bit, "Get the Wizard to drink this and she should be more pliable and easier to deal with."

With both in hand, you made your way back to work, narrowly avoiding your Mom's game of dress up.

4/4
(With that, I want to call it a night. Perhaps put this on pause for a bit and run some more in the morning.)

>>21218989

Take the hair salve to Brogart and the Sanity Potion to the Wizard and then ask for your diiiiiick back.

>You got
>HAIR GROWTH TONIC
>PHILTRE OF COMPLAISANCE
TO BE CONTINUED

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Morning bump.
Give me a few minutes and we can get moving again.

Get this shitty excuse to post /e/ on the wrong board out of here. Or at least get rid of 2DPD

>>21222377
Thanks for reminding me. I can get loads more pictures on /e/! They are even having an ass thread!

Also, if I didn't use random animu ass pictures, this quest would be much less interesting and entertaining or much, much slower if I decided to illustrate it myself. We'd be talking hours between each update.

>>21222341
Cool. Lets get this started.

>>21222428
Actually, I would heed his warning.
You run into much less risk of getting the thread deleted if you don't spam erotic images.

Bumping again

>>21222428
Alright, well, lets go and give the dwarf his hair growth potion and the witch the sanity potion or whatever.

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>>21218989
>>21219107
You don't waste any time getting away from your parents. Any longer and they'd have you posing nude in the flower garden with your Mom. As you hurried through town, you made an effort to tune out the looks you were receiving, but now you felt more focused on your own body and the way your clothes were really starting to bother you. The way your pants constrained around your hips and legs, reminding you of what that Wizard had taken from you or the way you loose shirt kept brushing against your bare nipples, teasing them constantly. The frustration made you want to scream.

You made it to the store with no interruptions, but as you entered, expecting to just find your Boss, you instead saw 3 of the Town guards, weapons drawn and pointed at the Wizard Lady who had gotten untied somehow. She had both hands waving about menacingly, glowing brightly with some sort of magic. "One at a time, boys! One at a time! There's no way I could possibly entertain all of you at once! Gosh, you'd think you'd know to invite more than one girl to this orgy!"

1/2

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>>21222735
Then she caught sight of you and her expression lightened, "Deary! It's been *AGES*! How are you? Can you believe the things a girl has to go through in this town? You'd think they'd never hosted a Sex Festival before!"

Each of the guards shot you a wary glance, as if to asking what the hell you were doing here. You approached carefully and shoved the vial of liquid out towards her, plainly stating, "Drink this." Without hesitation she took the vial, magic instantly vanishing from her hands, and popped it open, "Okay!"

Everyone else in the room stared in disbelief at what had just transpired, but watched silently as the Wizard up-ended the vial and drank it in one gulp. You watched her carefully for a few moments before her expression changed. She looked dazed, as if waking from a deep sleep. She placed a hand on the side of her head and groaned softly before giving you a meaningful look, "Oh... It seems I've.. Well.. How can I make this right?"

>Choose your words VERY carefully

>>21222743
Tell her to remove this curse she put on us and turn us back into man again.

>Choose your words VERY carefully
heh

>>21222743
Tell her to remove the curse on us - to restore us back to how we were before said curse.

>>21222743
Give me back my penis, please.

>Choosing words carefully is for squares.

>>21222857

I'm with this guy

>>21222857
>>21222882
Oh, this is how we're going to play?

then lets say this
"Undo this curse you did on me, I was better that way."

Cue in bugger breasts, longer legs and silken hair.

>>21222743
The reply should be obvious.
>Give me back my diiiiiiiick...!

>>21222857
>>21222906

Gotta go with the lulz.
We're stressed, and not in our right mind (or body, for that matter).

>>21222743
gimme back my dude-shit.

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>>21222782
>>21222791
You are now the Mighty Wizard Nadia Addedien. Also known as Nadia the Capacious or Nadia the Immeasurable. For the first time in years, possibly decades, you are thinking more clearly.

You appear to be in some sort of store and several angry people are surrounding you, including a very bald, stout gentleman, what appear to be soldiers of some kind, and a young girl who appears to be watching you very intently.

She's saying something to you.. The words sound muddled. You think you are replying, but you are still feeling woozy. Something about removing a curse.. Yes.. Yes! She definitely said 'Remove this curse'.. But what could that mean?

Oh, no.. It's making sense now.. You remember now....

1/2

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>>21223092
You look down and confirm your worst fears; You're still wearing the dress. This awful, evil, cursed dress. Oh Gods! Look at your hips! Is this what it's power had done to you? How could this have happened? You put it on so long ago.. You weren't Nadia the Expansive back then. You were Nathan, a young scholar who had been trapped in the body of a woman by a Witch whose advances you had rejected. You sought out this evil garment hoping to use its power to break the curse, but all that power was so enticing. You couldn't help but use it a little.

That angry young girl is talking again.. "Give me.." Your focus is slipping already. What could she want? You mutter the words to yourself, "Remove this curse.. Give me.." She wants the dress? That must be it! Silly girl must want to trade outfits. Well, it is a slumber party. Wouldn't hurt to let the girl try it on. Besides, then you get to try on her little PJs. They make her look like some sort of cute little shop keepers assistant! You bet you'll look so silly in them.

(Meant to be 1/3)

>>21223101
Oh lawd...

>>21223101
>remove the curse... give me
how does bitch-wizard get that she wants a dress from that

>>21223168
Bitch be crazy.

>>21223168
probably thinks it's referring to the curse (ie. the dress) on herself

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>>21223101
You are now Roger Smith, again. Shopkeeper's assistant and currently a victim of an insane Wizard who decided to turn you into a girl, of all things.

You wait, breath held, as the Wizard in front of you starts to come around. Your Father's Potion of Clarity seems to have worked, and you were certain your words actually got through to her this time.

The Wizard begins to weave a bit of magic with some subtle gestures of her hands. She nods to you with a little smile. You think for a moment that she seems sort of nice when she's not screaming or throwing magic around. Perhaps she might help you learn some magic once this is all sorted out.

A bright flash erupts from her hands, enveloping your senses for a brief moment. You blink and look down at yourself, hands eagerly groping across your body to confirm the changes. Instead of your usual, uncurvy male body, you are met with handfuls of luxurious fabric. Hanging loosely from your body is the gown that the Wizard was just wearing.

You look up and see the Wizard now dressed in your uniform, painfully squeezed around her voluptuous figure. You are about to voice your complaints when you feel the dress begin to constrict and shrink around your body. It tailors itself perfectly to your body, highlighting and emphasizing your curves.. Though it looked far less impressive on your small body.

You felt something else with it.. Power. You raised your hands, feeling a newfound might coursing through them. Magic. You were sure of it.

>Extra serious wat do?

>>21223229
Demand explanation!

>>21223229
quietly mouth "what the fuck"

Rolled 5, 5, 3 = 13

>>21223229
Roll Sanity

Rolled 20

>>21223229
Grow a dick

>>21223229
I assume the dress can be used to remove the curse. Either that or bitches still be crazy.

Even if it can, HOW the hell does it work. We don't know magic!

>>21223229
sit down. Get close to bitch lady. In a slow steady voice, explain to her in no uncertain terms what transpired previously, and what you want; the removal of this curse.

And if that doesn't work, go BANANA FUCKING APESHIT ON HER WITH THE BROOM

>>21223229

>This is not my dick! This is a dress! Give me my dick back!

>I said dick, not dress! Give me back my- oh wait I have magic now.
>(Return own masculinity via arcane arts)

Rolled 2, 2, 6 = 10

>>21223229
Use the magic of the broom to give you back your man-ness

>>21223305
oh shit I forgot
>go apeshit while screaming about your penis.

Rolled 6, 4, 5 = 15

>>21223266

Rolled 2, 6, 1 = 9

Rolling for manhood.

Rolled 1, 4, 2 = 7

>>21223229
Try out the magic dress to turn you back into a dude.

>>21223229
Skip town, prepared to take out your frustration on an unsuspecting world.

Well, poor lady. Get her a towel and try to worm your way into her inner circle so we can milk her for information regarding the dress.

>>21223653

Remember our original goal?

To be an adventurer? Well, we got our gears in order. Just go home to dad, ask for a year's supply of the clarity potion, create a bag of holding, then hug mom goodbye and go before they can paint you.

>>21223699
Bullshit, our priorities have changed severely.
We want our dick back!

GIVE BACK OUR DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

>>21223699
I think we had that goal BEFORE we got turned into OP's fetish fuel.

>>21223710
>>21223378
>>21223373
>>21223348
>>21223318
>>21223315
>inb4 MC becomes a trap

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>>21223264
(Got sidetracked by lunch. Sorry.)

>>21223378
>>21223444
You maintain your sanity for the time being, but this predicament is still concerning. You wanted to make her undo all the trouble she had caused, but now you were certain that you could all on your own.

Ignoring the looks of confusion from the men around you, you tried tapping into your new power. A glow built up around your hands almost instantly and with your will and focus you began to shape the desired effect. With steely determination, you pressed your hands to your hips and put the magic to work.

You feel your little spell going to work, sending a warm, pleasant tingle through your legs and hips. For the briefest moment, you feel immense relief as you think it is working, but that relief turns to dread as you feel your hips growing wider and your ass growing bigger. You try to pull your hands away to stop the spell, but find them reflexively reaching to grab your growing rear. The experience leaves you weak in the knees, literally, and you find yourself slumping to the ground.
>Read Plumpness +1
>Plump/Grab now 4/3

The growth is relatively minor but the feeling of just that little bit of extra plumpness is intoxicating. You find yourself wondering just what it might feel like if you tried to grow other parts of your body..

A shrill giggle from the Wizard grabs your attention. She stands across from you, wriggling her much to large ass, smushed into your far too small pants, "Gotta be careful with that magic! The dress is tricky!" Despite being free from the dress, she still seems less than lucid, and even less capable of helping now.

1/2

>>21223710
>>21223726

We shall adventure! An epic quest to get our penis back!

>>21223737
nah, the dress is magic, remember? It'll probably turn into a swanky blue suit.

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>>21223746
You reached one hand out and pulled the broom to you with an instinctive bit of magic. You pushed yourself to your feet with it and began swatting at the Wizard with the bristle end, shrieking at the top of your lungs, "GIVE!.. ME!.. BACK!.. MY!.. DIIIIIIIIIICK!!"

You knock her to the ground and get in a few more swats on her as she curls up, shielding her face, before the guards and your boss pull you away, grabbing you by the arms and waist, "Whoa there, Roger! That is still you in there, right Roger? Calm down, boyo!" your boss shouts, trying to keep your focus off the source of your anger, "We'll get the guards to shackle her up, we'll get this sorted, but you can't go around swinging brooms and slinging spells like that! You'll end up just as bad as her!"

The Wizard sneered at you, "What kind of woman spanks another woman's face! The traditional form for paddling calls for swats to the rear, you amateur!" she huffed at you.

Still no dick, maddening power at your fingertips, and a Wizard who can barely remember where she is, let alone how to help you.

2/2
>The power is yours.
>Wat do?

Run home crying to mom for more clarity potions.

>>21223726
>implying this wasn't fetish fuel from the very start
Seriously, bro. It's called "Plump Grabbable Ass Quest"

By the way, I dodged the whole futa thing a few of you were calling for simply because this quest is treading some dangerous territory already. As fun as it might be to go full CoC on this thing, I kind of like being able to browse and post on /tg/ and other boards. Less bans would be nice.

However, how would you gents feel about addition stats for things like hip width and breast size and such?

>>21223759
Find another wizard. Get us our dick back.

>>21223759
>Ice Queen has a massive ass
>Used to be a man who was turned into a woman and tried to turn back by using the dress
>we are doing the same

I can see now why she has gigantic ass.

>wat do?
Go back to your mother crying since mother knows best.... right?

>>21223802
>However, how would you gents feel about addition stats for things like hip width and breast size and such?

yeah, add them.
I'd like to think that every attempt of us trying to get our manliness back will backfire by making us more plump and grabbable

>>21223802
More stats makes things better. We need at least stats for hip width, midriff, breast size, breast form and an overall moe-score.

>>21223802

Are there drawbacks for min-maxing too much? Like, too grabbable of an ass equals more people trying to grab it? Overscoring the plump will lead to just being fat if not checked?

I almost find it funnier though with just those two stats - as in those are the only two that matter. But then again, breast size might be good.

There also needs to be a way to track loss of clarity if we use the dress too often.

>>21223759
Find the smartest person in town.

Ask them where the most powerful wizard they know lives.

>>21223962

So find the town wizard? Have a wizard duel with him?

Or how about we bring our mommy and go on a grand adventure into Elven territory searching for a cure to get our dick back?

>>21223954
I'd say Plumpness is size and heft, sort of like the Strength stat for your ass, while Grabbability is like your ass's charisma or presence score, as in how much attention it attracts, which could lead to stray hands.

Hip width would be dexterity or wisdom, kind of like a measure of how well your lower end is contained on your frame. I'm just sort of spitballing these.

Waist and breast stats might just be superfluous, just to add some more numbers to the mix.

>>21223834
It's like we're Rincewind. Except instead of trying to run away from everything, and ending up saving the day, we're trying to get our diiiiiiiick and just getting more ass.

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>>21223780
>>21223818
>>21223988
The tension of your current situation had become overwhelming. All these angry people. All this confusion. All this crazy fucking magic.

You felt a stray hand run across your backside, roughly caressing it. This was officially too much for you. With broom in hand you began skillfully navigating your way out of the grapple, prying and wedging hands off your body with a few skilled twists and the leverage of your broom.

When you had received some training from your parents in your youth, you never imagined you'd use it to fend off the town guard. The idea of using a solid staff like your Father to best some simple minded Orc or to fling aside some clumsy bandits was what you imagined you'd use these skills for.

Now that you were completely free you backpedaled towards the door. Mister Brogart shot you a concerned look, but you didn't say anything. You took off down the street, broom still in hand.

A little force inside you guided your hand and before you could fully understand what was going on, you were flying, pulled by the broom into the air. You tugged yourself up onto it, riding side-saddle as you glided over the town. The cool breeze on your face was calming, but you couldn't help but get misty eyed. This was easily the worst day of your life, and all you wanted to do was go home and cry to your Mom.
1/2
(brb, reinstalling 4chanX so I can have a character counter attached to my post box.)

Really, those "edgy for the sake of being edgy" faggots are the fucking worst.

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Rolled 1, 6, 2, 4, 4, 5, 3, 5, 2, 5, 2, 3, 2, 6, 2, 2, 6, 1 = 61

You led your broom down, noticing just how natural it felt to fly with it. You'd never flown before in your life, but it felt like second nature. You had been told that wealthy children in the big cities used magic brooms and carpets and other objects to get around quickly, but no one in your town had ever seen that sort of magical item. You assumed it had something to do with all this magic nonsense overflowing from you, now.

You stepped down from the broom and took it in hand as you trudged into your home. You brushed the moisture from your eyes, noticing how nice the fabric felt against your face for a fleeting moment before you started mentally cursing the stupid floofy garment again. You didn't care to approach cautiously this time, even if the way you were dressed exacerbated the situation 100-fold.

Your Mother was in the kitchen, washing and chopping vegetables from the garden. She looked up from her cutting board, taking a good long stare at you. Yet again, if she was surprised or worried, she didn't show it. You had come to accept that this was simply just an Elf thing.

You didn't say anything either. You just hurried over to her, and threw yourself into a hug. She set aside the knife and wrapped one arm around you, the other gently running through your hair, "What happened dear?" she asked softly, moving a hand to brush a tear from your face. Something inside compelled you to leave out the parts about you using magic on yourself.

>Well..? What happened?

>>21224356
The fuck? I reinstalled 4chanX and for some reason it had 18d6 set to roll.. Also, forgot my trip.

Heads up, I've only got about an hour left before I'll need to put this on pause til about 7pm central time.

>>21224356
"THIS MEAN WIZARD TURNED ME INTO A GIRL AND INSTEAD OF TURNING ME BACK SHE GAVE ME THIS DRESS WITH MAGIC POWERS AND NOW I CANNOT TURN MYSELF BAAAAAACK, BAAWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Mom, help me get my dick back!

>>21224382
This sounds about right.

>>21224356
Some weird ass-wizard gave me her magic dress and now I don't have a diiiiiiiick.

Can you make dad brew more of the clarity potion? That was some good stuff.

>>21224356
"ThewitchgavemethiscurseddressandwhenItriedtochangemyselfbackitjustgotworseand nowthewitchisjustcrazyanduselessagainandIdon'tknowwhattodoandIreallywantmydickback!"
Then bury our face in her chest while we cry it out.

>> weird ass-wizard
>Weird-ass wizard
>Weird ass-wizard
Oh you anon.

>>21224386
>>21224401
>>21224408

Don't say dick to our mother. Come on.
Just that we want to turn back into boy again

>>21224422
It has basically become the tagline of this quest now. Let's just roll with it.

>>21224470
Well, I don't like it.
We don't just want our dick back, we want turn back as we were. I don't think our character was obsessed about dicks before that it clouds his mind so much.
Besides, that is not a proper way to talk to your mother

>>21224494

Mom is the only one who will forgive us and love us even if we are a dick-spewing new-born girl with magical powers.

>>21224494
"give me back my diiiick" eloquently summarises our frustration at being turned into a girl and our inability to do anything about it.

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(Picture relevant, but not accurate.)
You begin babbling incoherently about wizards and dresses and dicks and flying in between deep, heavy sobs. You've never cried this much in your life, but here you are, dampening your Mother's apron with a stream of tears. She gently shooshes you and just holds you close, pressing you to her bosom until you eventually regain your breath enough to calm down and speak normally.

"Now, run that by me one more time." you sniffle and nod to her, "Dad's potion worked for a little while and the Wizard Lady calmed down.. But then she switched clothes with me and now I don't think she has any more magic.. Then I got really angry and freaked out really bad and started swinging a broom at her and the guards grabbed me and I just.. I couldn't handle it." you mutter while drying your eyes with the sleeves again. Your Mother nodded quietly and helped you clean yourself up. "Well, that's somewhat less positive than you might have hoped, but I need you to do something if I'm going to help.." you looked up at her expectantly, "Suck it up! You're Roger Dorothy Smith!" you cringed as she spoke your middle name. "If you want to be a man again then you need to stop acting like a girl!"

She was completely right, but it stung all the same. "Now, come along. Let's get a good look at you." she said, taking you by the hand and leading you to her bedroom where she had a body-length mirror in the corner.
1/2

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2/2
When you had checked your reflection earlier, you had only really gotten a look at your face, but now you were getting a look at the full extent of your changes. Your face seemed a little puffy from crying, but you still resembled yourself in most ways, even if that resemblance was now closer to your Mother than your father. Your hair remained sort of short and shaggy, like it was before, but now it gave you a sort of cute tomboyish quality. Without any makeup, the feminine features of your face weren't particularly highlighted, but the natural beauty you had without it was kind of nice.

"That's a gorgeous dress, dear. You could pass for the daughter of nobility looking like that." your Mother noted, taking a few moments to primp and preen you. On the Wizard it properly emphasized all of her curves, top and bottom, but on your relatively flat chest, it just seemed to highlight your lack of endowment, showing a bare bit of skin just below the collarbone.

It wrapped around your waist nicely, keeping it looking trim and neat before billowing out at the hips, as if to punctuate their size. On the Wizard, it looked like a proper gown you'd see on a refine lady. Slim and trim on top, and wide and floofy with lots of train and bustle below. On you, it didn't look quite right with how narrow your hips were in comparison.

>Current Status
>Femininity: Questionable
>Dick: Still gone
>Breasts: 2
>Waist: 2
>Hips: 3
>Ass Plump/Grab: 4/3
>Score of 1-3 is average. 4-6 above average.

Didn't notice that there's been a space behind my trip this whole time..

Anyways, I've gotta be out the door in 15 minutes. Thanks for playing along so far, /tg/. With any luck, we can resume in about 4 hours.

>>21224801
Now we need to find a proper wizard or something to get us out of this mess.

>>21224822
Alright. See you later op.

>>21224801
obviously, we need to find a reasonable, non-pervert, non-crazy wizard to get us out of this pickle, and to give us back our pickle.

>>21225001
Seconding this.

>>21225001
>obviously, we need to find a reasonable, non-pervert, non-crazy wizard

Oh boy. I bet there are none like these

>>21225074
Well, then. Guess we found our first requirement for our Great Quest. Now for the second requirement; a Weapon. We seem to have some staff-fitan skills, what does /tg/ say to wielding a glaive or bardiche?

>>21225136
Oh shit, what about a Lochaber Axe? That would be badass.

>>21225136
Awesome. I support.

But do we have skills and strength to wield one?

Keep in mind that we are -4 str now

>>21225176
Well, in Mountain Blade, both staff-type weapons and glaives fall under polearms. So why not?

>>21225199
That reminds me
HEAR YE HEAR YE MOUNT AND BLADE II ANNOUNCED!!!

>>21225136
I say we stick to out trusty broom.
It's a nice and neat weapon.

>>21225236
>broom
>weapon
heh.
Besides, the thought of a witch flying around on a long-hafted polearm is kinda funny. Better hope she doesn't slip though.

>>21225256
Obviously the witch would point the sharp bits forward. And use it for charging attacks. Probably put some sort of washer-like bit up near the blade.

>>21225511

I like this anon.

>>21224801
Okay, here's a checklist.

1) Ascertain the magical properties of this dress. See if it can boost your breasts and/or hips up to a 3, for a starter. Maybe it only works on ass. We've gotta figure this shit out.

2) Figure out who the most powerful wizard in the land is. Then start prepping to go on an adventure to find him/her.

3) Said prepping must involve attaching a halberd-head to the front of your broom.

Rolled 1, 6, 5 = 12

>>21225511
Yeah, we def need a spear head for the broom. Or an axe head. Or better yet, go with the suggestion above and get a halberd head - best of both worlds. But also, rig something up so you don't run into the blade...

Oh and the quest to find the mightiest wizard seems to be a good start.