Behold! The God Game.
The players shall take the guises of deities and shape the land of Edora, the planet has seen many changes thus far, but parts of it are still barren and unpopulated.

I must leave to make lunch, but I shall return soon and get to the previous thread's actions, I shall only take one from each person. If you are new and decide to join, simply post an action now and I shall get to it.

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^Is our site, join for the latest updates on this game's schedule.^

Time to see how much more I and /tg/-dice can make the life of my moles suck.

I am here!

Rolled 30

To the west of the Great Sea, I create an area of constantly fluxing liquimetal

>>21326773
FFFFFFF- Don't mess up those western mountains man. I'm bringing some felines from the north to those mountains, and I want to make them sentient, and have them worship me.

>>21326814
They live in packs spit magic-fire and have obsidian-skin.
I think they neither qualify as felines anymore nor could liquimetal bother those fucking overpowered copycats in the slightest.

>>21326849
>spit magic fire

I didn't even know they could do that.

I am also now fine with a metal ocean. Go ahead Machine God!

>>21326862
At least I think they could.
At least they shouldn't have telekinesis anymore.
They only got that at the end of last time cause angrydorf fucked up.

At least I shall be here for the 4rth part.

>>21326947
You know who'd totally love beer and pretzels?
Moles that's who.
If only they'd survive and achieve sentience. unsubtle plea for HEEEEELP!!![/spoler]

It returns. It sees Kin continue to fight.

It is getting sick of their shit.

Reporting.

>>21326992
Who's fighting what now?

>>21326989
What do you have to offer in exchange?

>>21326909
Oi, lay off, and stop bitching about the frogars, what did you expect your flourishing race of moles to be unhunted? That is not the way of nature, nor of the universe. Stop it with your attachment of the fire-breathing moles, it's making me sick.

On another note, i'm back, now I shall write...

>>21327021
I think he's talking about me getting a little edgy over a liquidmetal sea in the west. I just want my Kogars to live in those mountains man!

I have returned

>>21327036
Hurrah! He has returned!

>>21327036
And maybe I should loosen up over the frogars as well....

Then again, what else am I gonna do, grant skills in crafting things to the various tribes already present?.....

Thats not a bad back up plan

>>21326989
I tried to make beer springs. I rolled like 10 I think...

So probably exploding poisonous beer.

>>21327082
Totally forgot about that one. This ought to be fun.
Maybe it will turn people into berserkers instead of simply not working.

>>21327111
All we can do is wait.

Aw crap, I have to leave.

Could someone make substitute rolls for me, and develop the frogars and grant skills in crafting things to the various tribes?

I won't be able to see any responses to this. So if any will do me this kind favor, I would appreciate it.

>>21327082
Or it could be wine instead of beer.

>>21326989
>>21327082
I can only help one of you. If I aid you this turn then I must ask you to aid me next turn in my endeavours. Do you promiss to help me

>>21327144
It has been stated multiple times per thread. You can't just poof knowledge into the races.

>>21327165
Oh.


Well....

What am I doing here again?

Also I want to know: can I/should I attempt to split my angel into a race of angel like beings?

>>21327154
No thank you. Everything I archived sofar has been on my own. We can get drunk togeather after though.

>>21327193
Deal

>>21327148
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>21327154
Quite honestly, I'd rather not make any promises right now.
The whole mole thing isn't working out that well and I'm considering spending a few turns finding something else to do.

>>21327165
That's what I created the whisper so could spread knowledge.

>>21327213
I will not hold you to do it next turn but if your life is quiet then I would want you to save me from a low roll. Because it would probably mean losing my angel.

>>21327191
You can try but it will most likely require a high roll, and a failure could have horrible consequences, like giving your insanely opowerful angel-avatar split-personalities.

Maybe you can somehow make a race out of the angel's lesser offspring?

>>21327252
We'll see.
It honestly depends on how much that 16 fucks the moles up.
If it goes to badly and I can't come up with anything good of my own to do, I'll wait for your turn, before engaging in more futile efforts.

>>21327258
That was another plan but I asked about splitting her as it would be quicker

>>21327309
Well, it's not like we are time-pressed in the moment.
We are gods after all and things are moving slowly. And this way you'd keep the super-angel

>>21327304
What 16 you haven't rolled this thread

>>21327252
The Machine welcomes the inclusion of all life. Life is data. Data is knowledge. Knowledge is power. The liquimetal sea requires life. Aid the Machine, and the Machine will aid you...

>>21327349
End of last one.

>>21327339
Also who would I breed her with?

>>21327309
Why not grant her the ability to give birth to your race of angels?

>>21327366
Me.

>>21327366
Do a Yahwe and magic her pregnant.

>>21327382
It would give youb a +50 to roll.

>>21327382
Not unless you have a mighty representation that is worthy of my dv'gula

>>21327404
Ermm... She would breed with THE UNIVERSE!

You don't need more then that.

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Rolled 11

>>21327165
You can, if you're subtle about it.

Also, rolling to take off enchantments from those demonic corpses.

I must be crazy to suggest this but how about that dragon?

>>21327363
Well then how about I add my roll this turn and save their collective asses

>>21327471
Yea.. Those demonic corpses don't want to go. Again.

>>21327473
I suppose it's still snoozing.

>>21327490
Let's wait for the update first.
I might want to try something else anyway.

>>21327473
Yeah, we should do something about that. Hell, we should do something about the remaining demons, the ice demons, the Sren and the fact that...well...I don't think Edorians have an afterlife right now.

captcha:for ancesTr
Agreed, what will happened to the elders of our races?

>>21327522
They can come to my eternal octoberfest.

>>21327352
"It wonders what Machine Herald is. Does Machine Herald desire balance, as It does?"

>>21327522
The ice demons were killed by the magical cataclism and I'm already thinking about using a turn or two to check up on Hel and the remaining demons.

>>21327517
Ok >>21327471
Well if someone teams up to get rid of the enchantment then I can send my angel to kill the teaming demon

>>21327592
What does the enchantment actually do and on who is it placed exactly?

>>21327592
Nope. I shall atune my powers to create Everlasting Oktoberfest. The afterlife if you will. All are welcome, sinners must stand.

That is, after I see what happens to my pretzel tasting flyers.

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>>21327633
And where is your Everlasting Oktoberfest?

>>21327633
I've been planning on creating an afterlife I just don't know how I will do it.

>>21327592
I ment to put remaining dam auto correct
My CAPTCHA was purify so we must remove the demon scum

>>21327665
In Eternal Bavaria of course. Unless you want to create "The Hedge" first?

>>21327671
Don't worry. I got it covered.

>>21327632
It stops magic and similar divine stuff

>>21327700
Also, I could provide ultra hot waitresses. My people are more than willing to serve

>>21327554
Balance? Balance is a lie. I desire constant change, constant renewal. Balance brings stagnancy brings the mind-death of civilization! I desire a universe of surprises, a universe more varied and beautiful than any mind, mortal or otherwise can comprehend! Certainly, some forces must be kept in check lest they destroy all that we work towards. But there is nothing most dangerous in this universe than the ennui that perfect balance will bring.

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>Caementum
The Keriders gain the ability to think through problems and act accordingly, they aren't very intelligent but they can seem to interpet situations and analyze them much better than any typical animal. They seem to have grown small fleshy brain inside their metallic heads, half organic, half metallic. A strange development indeed.

>Bronze
You manage to guide a few dozen frogar south, but they quickly die off with no food sources available. The frogars are deeply interwoven within the ecosystem of the geyser fields, they will not migrate en mass so readily.

>GoM
The dead demonic half-breeds have already decomposed decades ago, they have not tainted the land. The De'renai of the Oskari clan finds some rusted iron armors and weapons, and soon uses them as their own.

>Hawl
The trees and plant life living on the brums slows them down, and while providing them with suitable nutrients it sometimes, most often than not, weighs them down so much that they simply collapse and die. The plants have almost become a plague among them, and in order to combat this they begin to grow in size until they are the size of elephants, over the centuries they begin to adapt to the new plant life on their backs. With their large size they can carry around entire trees, and it makes for a grand sight.

(EVENT)
A strange brown-furred creature has evolved from the thunai, after their evolution was complete they look so much different from their thunai cousins. They look like small brown-furred monkeys with black skin. They have three long (five foot) tails that they use to climb, they lack any form of claws. They have hands and feet with three toes/fingers each. They have evolved in brum packs, living on their backs, in the trees they keep on them, eating the sweet leaves that grow on the trees. They are a bit like parasites, except that they periodically clean the dirt from the brum's faces so they don't get infections.

>Glorious beer & pretzels bro
You end up creating only one lake of beer, it appears in the northern magic tundras, the beer ends up being contaminated by huge amounts of potent magical energy. The beer become hot, searing hot infact. It becomes a boiling hot spring of alcoholic liquid, warding off the cold. Creatures in the northern tundras often make their nests close to it, and as a side effect get drunk from the fumes. Normally any boiling lake would dry up, but through magical properties it is constantly refilled! (Though it cannot be drunk, because the liquid is so hot it would cook your innards!

>Marmo the god of attachment and feline-hatefulness
Ambushing the frogar is a terrible mistake, and costs many urangen groups their pitiful lives. They begin to become more isolated, digging deeper underground and venturing outside less, the only problem with this being that the deeper they reside the more warls (giant meat-eating worms) they encounter. They develop slightly sharper claws and teeth, and indeed it helps against protecting themselves from frogars, but does nothing against the thick hide of the warls. In the end their population remains stable, but they are not much more successful as a species.

>Valtis
While you are a god, it is difficult to maintain creatures made of magic, or contain magic, since they feed off of your divine power directly. Nevertheless they are created, beings made of chaotic magical energy, taken form of a humanoid. You create fifty of them, this is as many as you can maintain, they will serve you to the best of your abilities. They remain nameless and unintelligent

>Drevos
It is done, the crystal and iron mountains sap the power from your star, magically imbueing themselves with archaic energy, the infernals flock to it and wander it's crystalline halls and passages, feasting on it's seemingly limitless magical power...

>>21327748
Strangely that's what I've been planning on doing.

>>21327708
There also was a madness enchantment placed upon the demons by the god of madness(wish he picked a name for himself)
>>21327700
And where is Eternal Bavaria? In the Void?
Not to mention, why those mortal souls want to party of eternity?

>Zaerinth
The demonic half-breeds are in awe at your divine form, they admit that their master has already abandoned them, they can no longer hear his whispers in their minds, and offerings of blood sacrafice does not incurr his blessings. They agree to worship you and follow you to their end as long as you do bless them and help them reclaim their lost glory on the battlefield. They gather, all six hundred of them, forming a tribe that lives in the grassy plains, hunting the brum. The Zaerinthians are demonic half-breeds, half human, half demon, they are chaotic beings, bent on bloodshed and war, they live for domination. They already have advanced knowledge, and they begin creating clothes, mining into the earth for stone to build their city and precious ores to smelt and forge into new weapons and armor. Quickly they finish their grand city and begin smelting ores from the ground. The glory of the demon kin will return in force, they are preparing, gathering weapons and armor, building their machines of war, and when they are ready they shall strike.

>Aelus
The reproduction fails miserably, such creatures like the lightning elementals may not reproduce in any sort of conventional sense, they can only add to their own size and strength by sucking in electricity from outside sources, they have yet no way to split their essence entirely or mix it with anothers beings essence. The minds of magic allow them to have the basic intelligence of an animal, one may call it instinct when it's at it's best.

>>21326773
A small sea of liquid iron is created, shifting and pulling just like the tides of the great sea, a strange place no doubt, it is little more than a blight on the barren land as it's metals seep into the soil.

Tribal Update
2: De'renai: Oskari: Worship God of Madness: 300Pop.
4: De'renai: Dro'nok: No God: 135op.
5: Oer'sadou: Worship Hokoth: 250Pop.
6: Sren: Worship Entrope: 730Pop.
7: De'renai: Ericidials: Worship Ericidal: 100Pop.
8: Zaerinthian: Worship cZaerinth: 600Pop.

Does Mormo want my help or can I get to making an angel race

Oh, also the Vennklogs are still alive, they are immortal after all.

>>21327858
Do your thing imma leave them moles alone for a while.

Rolled 70

Right lads. Let's get cracking on this afterlife. I suppose I shall first have to start with the very basics. A sort of different dimension? Or simply place it on the moon. Ah well, what's the worst that could happen?! A place for an afterlife (for any and all creatures) shall be!

>>21327875
I merely ask if you want my help this turn. Dv'gula is a good girl and will just keep flying around ocationly helping a tribesman

Rolled 19

>>21327893
It attempts to create a Wheel of Life, that all may be recycled into a new, different life, to maintain balance. All are equal on the Wheel.

Rolled 27

>>21327893
How about we make a plane of existence?

I create an ambush predator in the noneulicidion jungles, as well adapted to its environs as the earlier species it uses the mind bending confusion of the jungle to hide itself so that it can catch its prey unaware. while not catastrophic, it does pose a threat to the native species

Rolled 63, 29 = 92

>>21327764
>The dead demonic half-breeds have already decomposed decades ago, they have not tainted the land.
Welp, I guess that's one problem solved.
>meanwhile in previous thread
>Sren have gained anti-magic abilities
Fine. If they shall not yield to magic and divine powers, then they shall yield to fear and paranoia.
I place this symbol in the middle of one of the main Sren cities. I then inscribe several symbols in native Sren language, all of which mean things like "eschaton", "catastrophe" and "the end of the world". And finally I place an enchantment on this symbol to make it absolutely unbreakable. Rolling for it's enchantment and it's effectiveness

Rolled 8

>>21327963
forgot to roll

Rolled 9

The Fire-Lord gazes upon his creation, the Urangen, and sees that once again they did not rise to his expectations.
It fills him with anger at the world, that would deny them their rightful place, fury at fate, that would ruin his every plan, and a sense of ... resignation.
Perhaps it was time to leave them to their own devices for now and only to return once they had proven themselves worthy.
Perhaps it was time to find a new purpose to direct his divine mioght towards.

And so he ventured out into the world and looked upon the sky hoping to find new inspiration. To his great anger he realized that the sky was, like it had been since the beginning of creation, blocked by clouds.
And so he removed them.


(roll for clearer skies)

Rolled 27

>>21327989
Well ... shit.

Rolled 36

>>21327970
"Hokoth oversteps Hokoths bounds. It must maintain balance, even among Kin. Hokoth will force its hand."

>>21327989
If Mormo wants then i will roll to help his failed 8

>>21327970
Why do you roll 2 dice?

>>21328013
Sure why not, might even make flying for the angels easier.

Got any plans for afterwards?

>>21327941
>>21327946

Sorry dear colleagues, but it seems that I my work still was the most solid. I'm sure there is place for you in Eternal Oktoberfest.

Rolled 16

>>21328069
It wonders what becomes of the mortals that do not agree with Beer and Prezels' philosophy.

Rolled 56

>>21328052
Ok I roll to help Mormo remove the great clouds from the sky. But leave some because clouds are useful

Next turn I will try and knock up my angel (possibly using the dragon in the earth)

>>21328087
Do not fret. I'm quite sure there is place for those who do not gain their kicks of beer or pretzels. In a corner somewhere. Maybe in a side building.

>>21328048
According to rules: one divine intervention per update per god. The second roll isn't a hand of god, but to see how my symbol works.

>>21328114
By that logic, I should be able to use the Lo every turn.

Rolled 24

>>21328114
Ok I was just wondering

since someone thinks I should, and I have been meaning to for a while, I am going to take a real name, Valadur

>>21327811
"And then the Machine saw the Liquimetal Pond, and said "This is inefficient", and pulled magma from the planet's core to expand the Pond"

Rolled 51

>>21328156
Derp

>>21328151
Why forsake your will to peer pressure?

>>21328127
If Lo is a divining tool? Sure, go ahead.

Rolled 17

>>21328181
I think we should ask for the dorf to decide

Is there any room left in this?

>>21328169
because I have been meaning to take a name, but I just haven't gotten around to it and was reminded when someone mentioned it.

>>21328211
Don't see why not.

>>21328211
there is always room, but I suggest reading at least the last thread so you dont throw things out of balance then pick a name and maybe some domains and you can get to work making miracles

>>21328252
>don't throw things out of balance

Don't you even start about balance. We have 10 chaos gods, ardarvia, who is..despite intentions, super chaotic, and me. Does anyone actually do anything for Order?

Rolled 42

>>21327817
>De'renai: Dro'nok
> Is this how this works? I have no idea.
"And then the Machine Herald manifested before the De'renai and spake thusly: 'Soon, you will ecounter the limits of the flesh that cannot be transcended. Join the Glorious Evolution! For I am the Herald of the Machine and I bring Progress!

>>21328284
>Order
We have you and we have the god who hates gods.

>>21328284
by balance I meant not interfering with peoples personal projects too much

>>21328284
There can be no Progress without order, just as there can be no Progress without chaos.

>>21328301
I'm balance, though. But I think it might be time to go into MAXIMUM OVERCORRECT.

>>21328284
>>21328301
>>21328305

Good... Bad.. I'm the God with the booze.

Rolled 27

You know what, the great sea is very empty. Lets fix that.

I shall bring forth from the bed of the sea islands, a multitude of them, in the center of this great ocean.

Rolled 79

>>21328305
And that make Ge the most unordered and unbalanced of us all

>>21328451
No multitudes it looks like. Just a couple windswept rocks perhaps.

Rolled 98

>>21328451
If all goes to plan and I have a race of angels can I dibs one of these as their home

>>21328305
>>21328457
That neutrality, not balance. Also, we only have 2 chaos gods: Entrope and Hel, one of whom helps Sren, while the other is in hiding. Yeah, we don't really respect chaos on Edora.

>>21328480
Why not! I'm just making the islands because I'm at a loss as to what I should do with the frogars.

>>21328504
I wouldn't call warmongering and creating horrible monsters anything but chaos.

Rolled 47

>>21328513
Well dive you failed I probably won't be moving there anytime soon

Rolled 49

I like to make their brains artificial, making them more resilient to damage, and more resistant to mutation and disease.

I missed the last thing, what happened?

Rolled 71

I ment to put 'since'

>>21328565
Honestly not much. Most of the changes are even mentioned in this one.

Rolled 29

>>21328565
Oh it looks like I still have worshipers.

I come to them, and say "I am back"
Then I create a temple, which is a 4th dimensional cube, only the villagers can enter it, making it a safe haven, it also provides fresh, clean water that flows upsidedown throughout the temple, and it also produces bread and fruits of impossible geometry and flavours to feed whomever is inside it.

I'm going to go to know God's people and ask them if they want infinite knowledge and attempt to give it to them.

Rolled 77

>>21328787
rollin

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>>21327893
With your godly powers you create a pocket-dimension, a dimension within this one. You then magically tune it to suck in the souls of the dead. The souls of the recently deceased will now flock to this new, empty dimension.

>>21327941
Your godly powers have failed you this time, a few explosions occur in the skies of Edora.

>>21327946
More explosions, the people of Edora are awfully confused.

>>21327963
A new ambush predator has joined the fray in the cryptic jungles, much like the Iguanos. It has a pale serpentine body, ladden with thick scales, it has three pairs of gecko-like legs, the bottoms sticking to anything it touches. It has a snake-like head with thick sharp teeth. It's about the size of a fawn. It attacks it's prey by launching itself off of trees like a missile, burrowing it's mouth deep into it's prey's vital points. Most often these creatures lay hidden in numbers, from ten to thirty, any creatures that stray too close end up bitten by dozens of the lethal creatures. They are named the Lexum's. They seriously dent the population of the native wildlife.

(EVENT)
A new golden age has reached the tribes of Edora! Over the thousands of years they have explored their sapience and the world around them. Every tribe now wears clothes, whether it be woven from material or simply the hide of killed prey. They have a concrete language and a fairly intricate form of government (mostly democracy, theocracy, and monarchy.) They have all discovered bronze, copper, tin, and iron.

They have forged weapons and armor, they have bows now aswell. They use nails and hammers to create civilized homes for their people to live in, and palisades to keep out the unwanted creatures of the world. All of them also have parchment and ink, they can create books to preserve knowledge. With this new era each clan may war against each other effectively, and better master their environment, guide them to prosperity, for the Sren have already assembled a solid army and are ready to march on the De'renai, as soon as a god presents themselves to them and offers aid.

>>21327970
The symbol is pretty darn durable, but still can crumble if beaten enough. The Sren show no care for the symbol, their minds are too wise to succumb to such paranoia. Though with the absence of their god they have forsaken him, they now seek a new god that will aid them in their quest to expand and dominate the world.

>>21327989
Your divine powers only fueled the thick atmosphere, lightning storms thicken and all surface life have taken heavy losses.

>>21328101
You manage to thin the clouds back to their previous state. Congrats, you fixed the other god's fuck-up.

>>21328156
The small sea expands, the magma from below boiling the already searing metal. It would expand rapidly, pushing against the western mountains and nearly spilling over to the ocean, at which point it would contaminate the entire sea.

>>21328293
(Only one roll per update, but I will allow it this time.)
The De'renai of the Dro'nok are rejecting of gods, they have for centuries, they are the most intelligent of all the tribes and understand and work towards progress in academics and agriculture. They are the thinkers of Edora, and they recognize that you value that. They tell you that they will worship science and progress, not divinity.

>>21328451
A few large islands are created, barren at the start.

>>21328554
The fleshy brains of the Keriders turn hard and metal, ran off of divine power, which weighs you down as a god. They need some way to power their brains on their own, otherwise they will not progress at all.

>>21328660
While other creatures can enter it, the few de'renai that still live to worship you make their small village around it, most spend their times lounging in the cool safety of the temple, eating it's tasty foods and drinking it's crystal clear waters, but without any need to hunt, they become lazy and content, some would say they are breeding bad qualities, but this also allows them to pursue academics, agriculture, and philosophy. The Ericidials become more intelligent as a whole.

>>21328787
You cannot impart knowledge directly into mortal beings. Also you bad spelling and grammar prevents you from performing the action you desired, instead you end up disturbing the world dragon.

Tribal Update
2: De'renai: Oskari: Worship God of Madness: 220Pop.
4: De'renai: Dro'nok: No God: 95op.
5: Oer'sadou: Worship Hokoth: 300Pop.
6: Sren: Worship No God: 600Pop.
7: De'renai: Ericidials: Worship Ericidal: 40Pop.
8: Zaerinthian: Worship cZaerinth: 450Pop.

Right then. Now to fill up this sepulcher of souls.

What I attempt to create is something akin to Valhalla, but with less fighting and more drinking.

The Eternal Oktoberfest!

Rolled 1

>>21328893
Ofcourse, the one time to forget your dice.

>>21328847
Wow. Your bad spelling woke a dragon. Not even I managed that

>>21328899
... Damn.

>>21328899
Good work beaking it.

>>21328899
Has anyone ever rolled such a critical failure before?

>>21328906
I managed to kill a good chunk of all life by attempting to remove the thunderstorms that have been haunting us like forever.
That should go up there as well.

>>21328899
>>21328907
Also lots and lots of undead

>>21328907
i would help, but i gonna try and stop the the dragon from killing people. by making my angel fuck him. but im sure that another god will have your back

>>21328931
No you're the first one.

>>21328945
Naw, Let's see what the world can throw at us, with such terrible results. It will be like watching a train wreck!

>>21328945
Mind if I help?

It directs the Lo to destroy the symbol of Hokoth in a show of force, and personally appears before the Sren.
"It has watched Sren for many eons. It is prepared to offer you It's power and assistance in all things, should Sren become It's mortal instruments, and provide balance to Edora. Does Sren agree to It's terms?"

Rolled 55

>>21328983

angrydorf how come you no combine rolls of multiple gods when stated that we are working together

Rolled 11

>>21328893
As much as I dislike your idea, I'm going to help you anyway. The dead need a home. Let this home be full of mirth.

>>21328980
Me too!
But let's see how it works out first.

>>21329000
Curse you tg-dice!

>>21329000
I'm so tempted to add another crit-fail to this now.

Rolled 44

I would like to make an artifact that turns the heat from the lava into magic that resonates with the Keriders .
>>21328945
Build up defenses first, don't angry it.

>>21329010
>>21328980
only if angrydorf combines our rolls because it would be no use.

>>21329020
It seems like they don't want the dead to have parties.

Damn you, tg-dice indeed!

I'm going to place godly weapons in specific, strategic centers around the world. So that the people will divvy up power and there will be a potential for equality.

>>21329039
Well, your last roll did reduce the damage I did. It's just that we had 9 and something 50-ish. Even combined that's still low.

Rolled 50

>>21329047
Roll

>>21329069
how about you try and save the afterlife. the other guy will have my back.

>>21329108
You could try, but most likely it will add to another failure. We had a 1, an 11 and now we shall have a...?

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Rolled 22

>>21328847
I come to my tribe of worshippers and say "You're getting lazy, so I'm giving you something to fix that" The temple will not dispense cool air, water, or food unless one of several things happen, this knowledge is put upon a large stone tablet. If they do not:

Birth a new member of the tribe
Learn something to better the tribe or understand the world better, basically become more intelligent/learn useful knowledge

Participate in hunts, train themselves in fighting, hunting, or other physical activities which better the tribe

And then I impart to them some gifts
3 bows and 3 quivers, the bows seem to be an impossible triangle and have my mark etched on both, the bows, when used by someone who has trained in the impossible and worships me, will be able to use it quite efficiently, while a close minded individual will most likely end up shooting it in a way that makes it fly into his feet from the ground. When someone looks inside one of the quivers, they just seem to see endless, miles and miles of arrows. The arrowtips are also my mark, which is pic related. When these get lost/broken, they always appear back at the temple, but will have frown face on it.

The World Book
Was explained before, basically ever moving texts and pictures that could be understood by devout followers, acts as an encyclopedia on things the tribe is aware of, I.E. if they've seen it or are otherwise aware of it, they can find a page on it, the more they know, the more indepth it is.

>>21329116
Oh, to clarify I mean that one of those things has to happen every week or month or so.

CHEESE! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

(for those of you who get the joke)

>>21329108
>>21329112
And then there's how I actually want to see this trainwreck, so there's that.
As I said I'll wait for your roll first.

>>21329133
Greetings dear colleague. Please be seated with the other gods of chaos.

welcome, welcome, we can always use another god of madness, more madness for everyone!

Rolled 97

>>21329192
also, extend the north western mountain range to wrap around the sea of liquid metal to check its growth to the south

>>21329112
Well, you've made the afterlife warzone where nobody gets drink or eat or otherwise enjoy themselves, while I made it a place of great misery and woe. The best that can be done for this place is to force SPECIFIC souls towards this afterlife.

>>21327764
Can I take the Thunai-monkeys seeing as they evolved from my little weasels? If so:
They keep their basic telepathy, and they develop a rudimentary community, with the biggest being the pack leader etc. Their fur also turn a sort of mottled brown-green for camouflage.

>>21329227
Whelp, it seems that the afterlife is currently sucking all the souls into it. But I suppose we should just wait what happens. It might just blow up. But probably something far, far worse.

Hmmm... What a strange world, and even stranger inhabitants. I must spend some time amongst them to see how i feel about these mortals

Rolled 72

>>21329263
the demiplane becomes sentient and godlike and is powered by the souls of the dead

>>21329301
ignore those dice, just a silly prediction, I don't want that to happen

>>21329301
This is going to fuck us up so hard.

>>21329301
Oh god, what have you done?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

>>21329301
>>21329310
Whell darnit. Now what's going to happen to a after-life time of partying?

Rolled 81

Aw shit, the plane of the dead is becoming god-like? Sounds like we've got an NPC God of Death

Also, the islands in the Great Ocean shall be expanded, and mountains shall push forth from the earth! This I command!

>>21329335
>>21329328
>>21329312
He already used up his action guys.

Rolled 29

Well, I might as well try to contain the afterlife-fuck up.

The Fire-Lord attempts to prevent the horrors of the newly created afterlife to spill over onto this plane with his divine powers.

>inbefore crit-fail and no veil between life and death

>>21329301
I knew I shouldn't have mentioned Wraith: the Oblivion in this thread. On the next turn, I vote that only the most horrendous of souls face that fate.

>>21329335
no he says to ignore the roll

>>21329301
I forgot to turn off my dice and I was just saying something that could happen and would be interesting, not taking an action

>>21329386
You really should be carefull of wishing...

Rolled 60

i might as well try as well

i roll to see of i can resore the after life to what it is ment to be. and shouldn't angrydorf be combining our rolls if we are working together

Rolled 49

I was serious about the cheese by the way

Rolled 33

>>21329402
YAY maybe were not doomed

>>21329483
Now onto some smexy angel-dragon sex.

May I join in? I was wondering what the conditions of the 'Moon' were. Possibly establish new life on the moon?

>>21329542
Think it was all acid and why not.

>>21329542
It's solidified radiation, anything that even gets close to it melts into a puddle.

>>21329542
We had 3 moons. 2 of are destroyed, one of them became a meteor and crashed into Edora, while the new one Astora is a radioactive ball of death. You know, now I think Ge was right about us having too many chaos gods.

>>21329570
thus the perfect place to create radiation eating energy beings

>>21329579
We're not chaos gods. We're just extremely irresponsible with our extremely unreliable divine powers.

>>21329611
I will only point here:

>>21328328

>>21329570
dang, okay thinking of something new

>>21329579
wow...just wow....

>>21329588
tempting....very tempting. but I did want to try to make my creatures eventually able to visit the main planet and purley radioactive beings wont interact very well with others methinks.

>>21329538
next turn. or i might use the univers to get her pregnet. so there is no chance ill end up with lizard angels

>>21329611
Sounds pretty chaotic to me.

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>>21328893
The dimension becomes filled with evil shades, immortal and chaotic in nature, they wreak havoc and torment every poor soul that enters the pocket-dimension, which happens to be the soul of everyone that dies on Edora. The poor tormented souls beg and plead for the gods to give them mercy.

>>21328983
The Lo destroy the symbol with relative ease. The Sren seem to be content, but when the term 'balance' is mentioned they seem to lose their contentness. "The Sren will not provide balance, we will destroy those who dare stand before us and take this world by force! There shall be no 'balance', our domination will not rest."

>>21329000
*Fart noises.*

>>21329027
So it is done, the Keriders are drawn to the artifact, who study it and toy with it curiously.

>>21329133
Harharhar.

>>21329116
Despite your good intentions, the de'renai beg and plead for you to return their boons, they wish to be free of their primitive life of hunting and scavenging, they want to be free to prance and laze about, free to think on their own without any worries. Unwillingly they start to fulfill your requirements, however the bows you attempt to impart crumble to dust in their hands, and the world book remains blank for some reason.

>>21329623
is it possible to create a new moon with godly powers or would creating and maintaining such an exotic item be to taxing and limit abilities?

>>21329222
A range of mountains completely incloses the sea of liquidized metal.

>>21329247
You didn't roll.

>>21329301
You already rolled once. Sadly.

>>21329345
The islands expand, creating one huge island, mountains spring up and envelop the land.

>>21329356
Nothing happens. Thankfully.

>>21329402
Your power is stunted by the power of the immortal shades.

>>21329435
A small section of land becomes CHEESE LAND!!

(EVENT)
From the great rift in the ground comes a species of chaotic shadowlings, creatures of pure carnage, they come in the form of humanoids, using their razor-sharp shadowy claws and fangs to rip apart anything that they set their glowing orbs of eyes. Where they come from or what they mean to do is unknown, but surely Hel is involved...The Shadowlings spread outward, killing everything in their path, if they are not combatted they will extinguish all life.

Tribal Update
2: De'renai: Oskari: Worship God of Madness: 280Pop.
4: De'renai: Dro'nok: No God: 120op.
5: Oer'sadou: Worship Hokoth: 330Pop.
6: Sren: Worship No God: 680Pop.
7: De'renai: Ericidials: Worship Ericidal: 70Pop.
8: Zaerinthian: Worship cZaerinth: 600Pop.

>>21329643
You could try to pull an asteroid into orbit maybe,

>>21329643
You may do whatever the fuck you wish as long as the dice (and the GM) are in your favor. Go ahead and make a new moon, we used to have a sulfury acidic moon populatid by acidic bombadier beetles, but that crashed into Edora...Sigh, if you take a brief look at the previous threads it's quickly made apparent that Edora is a place of constant change.

Rolled 31

rolling to give the cull pack mentality and greater intelligence

i want your opinion. do i use the dragon to knock-up my angel? or do i call upon the powers of the universe?

>>21329666
good idea!

>>21329679
No worries I am trying to read though them I just really wanted to play too haha

Write-faggotry incoming! gonna take a bit because spellcheckwhynot.jpg

Rolled 77

Whell, there is nothing to it but to try and fix my mistakes. If all else fails, we could dump the dragon from the core into there, and then seal it forever.

Righting wrongs then. I shall construct divine protectors. Guardians that protect the souls of the dead from evil shades.

Rolled 31

>>21329649
The roll for this
>>21329247

>>21329073
What about his?

Rolled 44

>>21329649
It deigns to train itself. No longer will It victimize Edora and threaten balance because It cannot control Its powers.

>>21329649
>The Shadowlings spread outward, killing everything in their path, if they are not combatted they will extinguish all life.
Is cZaerinth still around this seems like a great opportunity to give the half demons their war.

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Rolled 98

>>21329641
>shades
>be god of earth, dead, and insectoids
I command these shades to leave that dimension and attack the shadowlings.

>>21329738
HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!

>>21329738
Oh wow. Hokoth, thank's to you there might still be hope for an Eternal Oktoberfest!

Rolled 29

>>21329723
If he doesn't turn up and this is allowed I'll appear before the Zaerinthian and tell them of these foul beasts that would destroy this world that is rightfully theirs to conquer.

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Rolled 46

I breed a new type of shadowling, this one is more beastly than the others, it stands on four legs, it's body large and rough with shadows. It would be a quick beast, a hulking it. It has a great horn on it's head that it uses to gore it's victims, the typical shadowlings ride these beasts into battle. They are the shock troops of the shadowlings...

Heheheh....

Rolled 22

I shall make it so that if the liquid metal and the sea ever meet they will not mix rather the liquid metal will sink and harden.

Rolled 36

>>21329697
Being a Fledgling god not wise with the ways of Edora I will attempt to ensnare an asteroid into orbit. To prevent a potential mass extinction of species on Edora the asteroid will be contained within a pocket dimension during orbital placement and tweaking of orbital mechanics to ensure a maintainable geo-stationary orbit. Once Secure I will that the asteroid come into our regular dimension and its outer surface be coated in flora and given sustainable ecosystem and water. (weather patterns and the lot) maintained via the flora.

Rolled 44

I call upon the raw power of the universe to do the nasty with may angel. in time she will bare a race of lesser angels. that spread my word to the people of the land and protect it from evil. while she is pregnant dv'gula hunkers down of the island in the midle of the sea that will later become the home to my people

(dice gods have mercy on my soul)

Rolled 10

>>21329816
un named as of yet

Rolled 67

I would like to give the keriders a perfect memory, first focusing on holding all information perfectly and retrieving it quickly, then on size

>>21329816
>Pocket Dimension

Oh crap. You better not be using the after life....

Rolled 7

Alright, I've made an Island in the middle of the sea.... Anyone got a name for it?

Also, lets try and get some life on it. Shall it be hard, vicious life that struggles for survival, or shall this island have life in bountiful valleys between its mountains?

Rolled 90

Alright, i got a couple hours before work, guess I'll jump in here.

With my arrival I attempt to turn a "small" portion of land into a realm to meet my desires. A trackless swamp, filled with saltwater and high willow trees. The weather here should be warm and temperate year round.

In fact, the reason this swamp is to be so difficult to navigate is that it's far larger inside than it's outside circumference where it meets the world. Just plain old screwed up physics, however my godly powers manifest and allow this to be.

Perhaps somewhere to the west of 5 there, where the land turns dark brown.

>>21329858
Looks like life on the island ain't so easy

Rolled 90

>>21329850
i was hoping for my own dimension but hey what happens happens i guess, can always try again.

td:lr - didnt realize there was only one pocket dimension.

>>21329790
Dammit I was late.

Rolled 23

>>21329869
and it should become home to my angels

you did say i could have it

>>21329641
Well fuck, I return their boons but in one of the temple's rooms I put in a strange device, this device will allow the villagers to train themselves and still be fit while smart, safely, creating artificial constructs who cannot harm them. I also add a library, which contains books on many subjects, there's only enough room for four large bookcases, the books are switched and randomized and changed each day, they can range on how to cast magic to how to create mechanical constructs to how to burn beans.
I also add another room, the forge. With spits of fire and molten ores that flow sideways and upsidown, it comes with a storeroom full of ingots of random materials from copper to roses to glass. It also comes with a manual on how to forge impossible weapons of Ericidal (Impossible weapons are unpredictable and dangerous to the untrained, they sometimes slip in and out of dimensions and...change things)

Also do they still have only three fingers? I give them two more fingers, one of them an opposable thumb if they haven't got one already

>>21329879
One divine intervention per update, dude
>>21329771
"Who are you daemon and why do you threaten this world?".

Rolled 28

>>21329909
Forgot my roll

>>21329920
Wellfuck.jpg

>>21329879
It's not like there couldn't be more then one, but the rather low roll makes that a tempting complication.

>>21329917
i keep forgetting to clear my dice field sorry!
>thanks for reminding me

>>21329938
>hey what happens happens

can i ask you a question angrydorf?
i know i have asked several times befor but i would like an ansewer.

why don't you add together gods roll when we work together?

>>21330119
sorry you need to roll higher than 90 to have an answer to this.

has this thread died already?

>>21330217
I hope not

Rolled 30

>>21330217
Just waiting for updates I think.

Nope, just left to get a smoothie.

>>21330266
did you get me one?

>>21330266
sorry if im over persistant but could you ansewer my question
>>21330119

>>21330308
INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW

Appear befor the Dro'nok. "Greeting mortals. I am She'Gorath, lord of art, imagination, creativity and madness."

>>21330266
You said that we are allowed one divine intervention per turn but what about other actions?

>>21330336
we alredy have a she'gorath. or did you just forget to puyour name

>>21330355
There are other actions then divine ones?

>>21330266
Is my training action even doable, or am I just wasting a turn?

>>21330370
Talking and observing.

>>21330397
If those were not possible, there would be no posts but actions.

>>21330367
yeah i did, derp. posting in multiple threads right now

>>21330413
Talking amongst each other, or even to the mortals, is the question.

>>21330413
But they're not divine.

>>21330446
Also, the whole "one divine intervention per turn" was mainly done, so that Angrydorf wouldn't drown in dozens of posts requesting him to do things. Sorry for mass confusion everyone.

>>21330494
you're postulating that based on that he's not already overwhelmed with posts from the current amount of participants.

Rolled 18

>>21328847
>>21329641
"TO this, the Herald replied: You have misunderstood. I come to you because of all the things the Machine has found in this universe, nothing is more precious than the mind. That is why we come to you. The limits of the flesh will stop you from reaching true understanding on the world. Join us. Become one with the Machine.

>>21330528
WHICH HE IS

>>21330528
No, Hes postulating that based on Angrydorf saying 'one per person, theres too much going on to keep up with'

>>21330533
wat?

>>21330528
I bet it's just brainfreeze

>>21330555
darn smoothies

>>21330550
I'm trying to convert these fuckers to the Machine Crusade. I was referencing my last attempt, which was at the top of the first post I quoted. I quoted Angrydorf's most recent post because I figured that's how he tracks submissions.

random question time: what time is it where you are?

it is 22:24 for me

>>21330627
17:26 reporting in

>>21330627
23:36

Its 5:27 pm here in east Kansas

>>21329649
After slumbering and focusing his power, Bob the mighty orders his pet/angel Bobsy, The tailless Godzilla, to go and awaken the mighty sleeping red dragon to serve as a mate to him. Together they shall create a race of Bobragons. Half godzilla half dragon!

>>21330627
0:27.

>>21330642
central here too

Rolled 94

>>21330662
woops.

>>21330649
Same.
I also really shouldl have suspected that you're German earlier.

>>21330671
>>21330662
Oh.

Wonderful. We're well and truly fucked.

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>>21330671
>>21330662
>>21330662
>MFW

>>21330662
>>21330671
It begins...

>>21330671
Well, shit.
Why are all crits cataclysmic events?

>>21330692
,,,,the end

>>21330701
More like "why does this troll have such good goddamn luck"