So this is Boonequest eh?

Never been in one of these threads. By all accounts I'm in for a good time though.

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If you need to catch up:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Boone%20Quest

http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/BooneQuest/

I got your archives right here.

Only two people cared much about changing the party last time, so it's stayed the same for now.

That's not a bad thing. Remember that just because you can trade party members, you don't have to.

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Motherfucking Boonequest!

My body is prepared Coolexus, proceed.

Nice, just in time.

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Holy shit.

It's fucking Boonequest.

You caught me with my mechandrites down, sir.

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Fuck yea Boone Quest.

And to answer your question yes there is, but they hate the damn things.

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Fuck yeah BooneQuest!

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And here's a status menu, just cause that's handy.

and my standard reminder because I haven't made a Boonequest suptg page yet.

SPECTRAL HANDS: Anything Boone can see, that she could move with her hands, she can move with her mind. Pretty basic stuff. Range is about 30 metres. May be sustained with successful PSYCHIC tests without spending another PSY POINT, unless you fail. Then the object drops (say for example you were using SPECTRAL HANDS to move a dangerous substance for more than one screen. Threshold 10.
TELEPATHY: Allows you to read the surface thoughts of a character. They are generally not aware of this. Threshold 10

HEAL: You close the surface wounds of a character of your choice. Heals 20% of their maximum health per casting. Less effective on the heavily mechanized Threshold 7

FLASHBANG: A support skill. If Boone uses FLASHBANG during a battle then her team members get a free attack in addition to the round that just played. Theoretically, as long as Boone keeps casting FLASHBANG, opponents will never get a chance to hit back. Threshold 6

To do psychic rolls: 1d10+5
8's or 9's mean pheomena, due to the psy-hood's upgrade also weakening the veil slightly.

However, rolling an 8 will never escalate to perils.

This session is a good one for questions, as its kinda low content.

YAY BOONE QUEST

I just got out of a long term relationship which has devastated me and I hope that Boon can help.

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Refreshing at the speed of carpal tunnel.

>>21660757

Aren't hoods supposed to prevent warp dickery? I guess as long as it isn't perils we're fine.

/r/ing everydayisgreat.jpg and boonepartyhard.gif

We were on our way back to the diner, having an idea of what buttons to hit to try to solve that jukevox puzzle. Hopefully to get the Krieger on the team so we can have a viable way forward.

My question is are there any other unexplored areas on the map?

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>>21660938
You haven't been to the ADMECH TEMPLE either.
But I haven't drawn that, so you'll have to concider it for next time.

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>mfw boone quest

>>21660980
Can you put "The Emperor's Stern Glare" in that temple? Its a Las Rifle that hits with the force of a las-cannon.

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TOULLEMONDE is here.

>>21660980
Well that sounds awesome, no bias here nope. Hope I can be there when that goes down but to focus on the present. To the diner?

>>21661143
You are now planet side, sorry about that...
We're trying to find a way into SAPP's fortress, we have a couple leads concerning that (climbing the communications tower, demolitioning our way in?).
Most of the team is outside of this mining facility, we have some holding out here to deal with the regenerating heretek and punching in codes as we discover them.

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>Joachim Toullemonde
>Inferno Pistol and Power Sword (Ignores Armor)
>Displacer Field (Random Teleport/Dodge)
>Resident Shipbro.

Maybe we should think about doing a Chogoris fire drill? Joachim would make a nice scalpel to Yaroslava's giant fucking axe, and he probably knows all sorts of cool stuff to boot.

>>21660311
...I can give you ponies with socks

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>>21661232
TOULLEMONDE, conciders the information. he suggests that he and LEOKADIA stay here to secure the base and punch in codes, and that C-16, LOCKE and LOWRY rendevous with the others at the CRASH SITE.

He thinks the DINER is the best course of action for you, given the circumstances.

He also cracks his neck a little.
"Merde, but it's heavy down here."

>>21661440
Then what are we waiting for then? Get on it!

>>21661440
Without c-16, they might run into some trouble alone though? We gotta move people out of here eventually, makes sense otherwise.

Thank him for that sweet vehicle we had earlier. It'd be awesome if he could y'know...drop another car for us?

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Well, back into the open, then!

Please roll a d20 to see what you're up against.

>>21661641

>>21661654
>>21661641
Messed up, here's a proper roll

Rolled 10

>>21661673
It's dice+1d20

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FUCK-SHIT-BOONEQUEST

>mfw

Obligatory ofc

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Rolled 20

>>21661641
FUCKIN' A', BOONE QUEST
Rollan'.

>>21661914
PARTYHARD.GIF BOONE

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>>21661692
As you make your way to the DINER,

WALDRIP appears and mocks you before fading away again.

he seems to be waiting for the right time to strike at this point.

Rolled 6

>>21661969
Did he just call us...
...RIP AND TEAR.

>>21661969
>fat camp

Welcome to the extra-shit list, cuntdrip.

>>21661969
Fucking Waldrip.

Next time we see him we should remind him that Sapp never has and never will love him.

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>>21661969
Whatevs, we owned him in the MINDREALM. *sniffle*

>>21661969
"She'll never love you, you know."

>>21661969
"You're not perfect."

>>21661969
"If that's how you talk to women, then no wonder she won't touch you."

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You are now at the DINER

Rolled 3

>>21662280
Order a drink.
We thirsty.

>>21662088
I'm guessing that there first-aid box had been looted, yaz?

PS: Boone alone here, or allies ain't popped on screen 'cept for battles and scene events?

>>21661969
Goddamn it. Didn't we mentally gut punch him already when he tried to seduce us with faux-Conny?

I vote on us figuring out a course of action from here. We had an unsolved puzzle here did we not? The juke-vox right?

>>21662316
That's from a previous thread, mate.

Yay we're back at the dinner.

...now if only we could remember why we needed to be here

>>21662280
Say hello to GWIZDEK, nice shooting and all. Let's have a look at the old jukevox panel...

AH HELL D:

I thought we were gonna leave our tank girl and bring the captain?

raggin'fraggin :S

>>21662280
JUKE BOX.
THAT PUZZLE
WE'RE DOING THIS NOW.

TRIANGLE MAN HATES PERSON MAN.

>>21662335
>AH HELL D:
>I thought we were gonna leave our tank girl and bring the captain?
>raggin'fraggin :S
Or leave our space-brit and bring the captain. either or...

Can somebody with better memory than me do the run down on our goals?

we need to get our Krieg girl all happy and working with her team, PLUS A TANK, because we need that.

We need to find 1 or 2 more cards, so we can prevent that goddamn heretek from going transhuman on us every goddamn time we kill him (since he becomes killier and killier)

Then we need to bring EVERYBODY to the tower (And I mean fucking everybody we have found so far). Blow it up, ride it from the top in a blazing crazy ass angry-marines worthy glory (rising the top of the tower down is optional)

We also apparently have the admech temple to investigate. Bet one of the cards is there.

>>21662335
I thought we were dropping off Myers and taking the captain.

>>21662390
This. I coulda SWORN we made that call at the end of the last thread...

>>21662280
Get a bite to eat. Something wholesome and non corpse-starch based.

>>21662398
forget it. We're moving. If we go back now then we lose time, and we'll probably have to fight that heretek faggot again. We go back when we need to get the WHOLE group and get them moving about...

That said, If you could retcon CF, it'd be appreciated, but yeah, our fault for not specifying earlier.

>>21662378
Thats about right. I think someone had the juke vox puzzle code as...
B2, C1, B2, C1, B2, C1, C3, C2, C1?

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>>21662390
There wasn't quite enough commital for that, sorry.
You can do the switch next time, if enough people want it. I wont require you to trundle back. If you've unlocked someone, just tell me you want to use them and they'll be switched out next session. I just need to know so I can draw the sprites.

You look at the JUKEBOX keypad.

>>21662456
>You can do the switch next time, if enough people want it. I wont require you to trundle back. If you've unlocked someone, just tell me you want to use them and they'll be switched out next session. I just need to know so I can draw the sprites.

oh cool! Well would be nice to switch out those Two... All in favor reply to this post.

wait... do you mean BETWEEN SESSIONS or between posts? just curious. Well never mind. The important thing is that when push comes to shove, there's at least two combat monsters back at the mines to escort EVERYBODY (forcibly if necessary) out after heretek buttface is dead.

>>21662456
Enter the following code: B2, C1, B2, C1, B2, C1, C3, C2, C1

Or
Triangle, Thumbs Up, Triangle, Thumbs Up, Triangle, Thumbs Up, Male, Circle, Thumbs up (I think I got that right, the first list is definitely right though)

>>21662531
SHIT! Ignore the lettered list. It's
Triangle, Male, Triangle, Male, Triangle, Male, Thumbs Down, Anonymous, Male.

>>21662456
Triangle Man time.

B2, C2, B2, C2, B2, C2, C3, C2, C1.

Triangle Man, Triangle Man. Triangle Man Hates Person Man.

>>21662556
I was copying from the list he put up on boone quest... you sure this is the right one? o.O

>>21662569
nepta boonquest I mean

>>21662503

Tentatively in favor. Seems like Toullemonde is kind of a rogue (squishy, dodgy, skilled, hits weak spots for massive damage). It would be nice to have somebody to execute hard boys that survive Yara's dakka storms, but would we be losing anything critical from Myers?

Rolled 9

>>21662456
The correct sequence is:

B2
C1
B2
C1
B2
C1
C3
C2
C1

>>21662456
circle circle, female sign female sign, dot person dot person

>>21662556
>>21662569
It's wrong, I got things mixed up. I got the letters and the numbers messed up. Ignore that.

>>21662456
If the sniper moves from the DINER, can they still assist us in combats on the map, from our basecamp? Or is it not a high enough position? If we can, should take them with us after we finish the jukevox puzzle.

>>21662631
>If the sniper moves from the DINER, can they still assist us in combats on the map, from our basecamp? Or is it not a high enough position? If we can, should take them with us after we finish the jukevox puzzle.

I thought sniper was just following us about from the roof tops?

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>>21662435
This is correct!
The JUKEVOX opens and gives you its only undamaged AUDIO CARTRIDGE. You are unable to play it conventially but it has a code written on it.

>>21662631
GWIZDEK will only move from the DINER to go to the COMM TOWER. Although she will indeed do that, if it is suggested.

>>21662652
I thought they were chilling here, we would call them on the combead and they take the shot.

>>21662686
Don't suppose anyone has a good singing voice in our batch of party members? Have to figure out the lyrics from here.

>>21662695
Either way. We'll figure it out.

Okay, we need a way to make this work...

OH GODDAMN IT WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE TECHPRIESTS AND ASK THEM DON'T WE D: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF RECURING BOSS BATTLE.

Where else have we not been yet? besides the Admech temple, since apparently we gotta wait for next time for that.

>>21662781
Its no coincidence that the code matches the Kriegsmarine song on the GOOGLE. I say Yaroslava belts out some lyrics to make nice if we can't find a way to play the tape.

We could have Yaroslava offer it... maybe our Krieger has the appropriate player?

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>>21662854
OOh! Nice work

>>21662878
This idea has potential.

>>21662878
Good points. Don't think we can do much else here? Gave Gwizdek head to the COMM TOWER and head back to basecamp for the moment?

>>21662686
>code is the youtube link to Englandlied
YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD

>>21662878
dang it, forgot to remove my trip. Either way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-tyA2S7IJk

is the youtube for those who don't want to google it.

Wait... did we see her with some kind of player device earlier on? I have no clue... but I think our next goal is finding out if she has a player of some sort.

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>>21662913
You suggest GWIZDEK goes to the COMM TOWER, giving her a heads up about what to expect there. She says she's seen worse, and thanks you for the tip.

Gonna head back to the crash site now? If so, I'm gonna nedd another encounter roll.

>>21662904
I'd say we've scraped the place dry by now. Head back to camp. If Gwizdek will come, let her.

Rolled 19 + 5

>>21662969
1d20+5 correct?

Also if you could, can you give us a run down of the places we've not been too yet?

>>21662969

Rolled 9

Witness the power of the emprah, THROUGH ME!

Rolled 9

>>21662969

keep forgetting that the 1d20+5 is just for initative.

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>>21662966
Hang on. In her profile, Eva (the dead Krieger) paraphrased Hellsing's Rip Van Winkle. Rip's intro scene is her singing "Das Englandlied."

Cool.

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>>21663202
>mfw

>>21663202
>Hang on. In her profile, Eva (the dead Krieger) paraphrased Hellsing's Rip Van Winkle. Rip's intro scene is her singing "Das Englandlied."

We have our "cure our Krieger's anger issues' through the gift. We'll make this work :3 we need to find a player though.

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Rolled 9

>>21663023
Looks like we've got some SS3's to deal with!

I'm rolling initiative back here, maybe you should do the same?

Rolled 20 + 5

>>21663331
ROLLAN!

>>21663331

HAHA. Time to BRRRRRRT

>>21663331
what exactly is Zoya carrying?
is it a bolter or stubber?

>>21663287
We need no player! We have our impeccable Rethian singing voice!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Wc1qlne1I

>>21663353
DAYUM

>>21663353

Motherfucking win.

Super-Sapps? Maybe a good time to try out Yara's digital weapons? What's the recharge on those?

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>have never been in a Boone Quest thread
>read the whole thing in the archives
>lament coming to the end
>my face when I casually refresh /tg/ and this happens

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>>21663353
CRITICAL INTIATIVE!!!

You get two rounds of COMBAT against them!
GOGOGOGOGOGO!!

>>21663391
Welp. Everybody dies, lots of bullets. All the bullets.

Call some sniper support if she's moved on already. If not, then this, plus laserin everything and everyone.

>>21663411
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

Rolled 7, 3, 2 = 12

>>21663414
forgot to roll (1 for each of our guys for full blown volley of everything)

Will let somebody else call down the second round.

>>21663369
its Old Painless.
And its out of the bag.

YOU ARE DEAD. NO BIG SURPRISE.

>>21663428
well at least the dakka-dakka-dakka roll worked :S not so much for the las pistols.

>>21663411
THESE HERETICS CANNOT OUTSMART BOOLIT

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>>21663369
It's an autocannon. Yeah, I know.

>>21663398
Her digiweapons need time and a TECHPERSON to replenish, but she DOES have 3 of them, and they ARE volcano pistols. Pretty nice.

>>21663448
We ain't wasting volcano pistol shots on these chumps!
Dakka, slash, snipe.

Save dem DIGIs, use guns instead. I'm gonna be amazed if they live past our surprise rounds.

>>21663448
Fire all the weapons, it doesn't matter at who.

>>21663510
All the weapons -except- the digital ones. We're keeping those suckers for when we have to kill off the heretek for the last time after his databanks have their shit wrecked.

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>>21663510

They're already dead, just too stupid to know it yet. No need to waste her shinies.

>>21663287
So our space soviet is going to sing space nazi marching tunes? Emprah how heretical.

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>>21663424
>>21663414
Yeah, there's not many things in the game that can survive two rounds of constant MAX DAMAGE fire from YAROSLAVS. These guys are toast.

you need to draw more Zoya some time
she's adorable

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>>21663677
Waaaaiiiit a second, I maybe slowpoke on this since I haven't caught up to the recent BQs yet, but is that autogun suppose to be the Brass Beast?

>>21663677
Soundtrack:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oO7xEGhtgY

>>21663746

Don't think so.

Looks more like an Ass Can.

>>21663746
you know it

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You return to the SHUTTLE CRASH

YARSOLAVA excitedly calls out to NEUNENHOFF that you've brought something for her.

NEUNENHOFF approaches you.

>>21664019
Hold up the tape.

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You're killin me here fagot, gotta get to sleep. I'll catch the after action report on these chumps tommorow morning.

>>21663746
slowpoke.jpg
She's also been quoting heavy weapons guy off and on.

>>21664019
we'regonnagetraped

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>>21664027
NEUNENHOFF looks at the tape, and runs her finger over its code. She removes her mask and takes a closer look.

She says nothing for several minutes.

>>21664137

Oh fuck feels inbound chaps, brace

>>21664019
have YAROSLAVA offer the tape. Inquire if she might have a device to play it.

>>21663772
>>21663782
>>21664041
Brilliant. Loving this girl already

>>21664137
Wait for now. Let her take it in.

>>21664137
Move a bit closer.

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You see the rarest of sights.

>>21664232
Does Boone get to give her a hug now?

>>21664232
Someone's getting a hug and an invitation to go along with us.

>>21664232
Hug.

>>21664232
NOW HUG

>>21664256
>>21664281
>>21664285
>>21664289
Quadruple hugmind.

maybe we should be careful about the hugging thing...

>>21664256
> Seconded...

>>21664307
We should hold our arms out in an invitation for a hug

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>>21664256
>>21664281
>>21664285
>>21664289
You extend you arms to NEUNENHOFF who gives you a fairly natural feeling embrace that lasts slightly too long.

She hold you at arms length, and replaces her mask. She says she will join you if you wish, but needs some time alone to collect herself, and get her fight face back.

YAROSLAVA suggests we step out and kill more soldiers to pass the time. MYERS adds that if you're gonna trade him out, he'd like one more crack at the soldiers also.

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>>21664289

>>21664356
So, anywhere else we need to be?

>>21664356
>>21664381
dang! too slow D:

Anyway. Now, now we must.. um... okay... what places have we yet to explore exactly? Besides the Mechanicus temple? We need those cards dagnabit D:

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>>21664401
>>21664397
I've had the chance to draw some new content on account of slow internet/posting.

Think of it as my reward to you guys for being so awesome!

>>21664397
>>21664401
We need some kind of journal.

>>21664356
>Neunenhoff hugged Boone
>Willingly

So we can canonize Boone as a living saint now, right?

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>>21664504
Already done.

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>>21664504
Raege would be proud!

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>>21664526

>>21664555
sweet fucking christ that's hot

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Yay, Boone quest!

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So whaddya say? Give these guys a little more combat before you trade one or both of them out?

Big rewards ahead!

>>21664356
Aye, let's go kill some time by killing some soldiers, or heretics or who ever it is we're fighting
>>21664555
Ah yeah, remember that drawthread. Man Muju is one hell of a drawfag.

>>21664625
Lets do it. RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR

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>>21664625
LET'S DO THIS

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>>21664526
Boone is canon?

>>21664625

Did you say... big rewards?

Lead on, Fagot!

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>>21664657
Kinda sorta.

>>21664625
MYERS has been with us since forever, if he wants to kill some shit before we swap some peoples far be it from us to say no. Maybe clear towards the ADMECH TEMPLE so we face less resistance checking it out down the road?

>mfw 40kids think that FFG saying "sup /tg/" by putting in in a book a quote from a character
>that they now own the rights to
>amounts to everything that character has ever done being "canon"

>>21664721
Nah, it's just kinda cool.

>>21664692
is... is that cultist-chan and Sister of Battle Girl canon'd?

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>>21664642
Good idea!

Ah. Wait. Did i say reward? I meant cutscene stupidity. I get those confused. I AM forgetful.

Anyways. It seems CUNNINGHAM, chief of all the SAPP SOLIDERS (stage one) has gathered all his dozens of troops to meet you.

>>21664752
That's Adept Grendel, mate. Educate yourself.

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Guy_Who_Cried_Grendel

>>21664526
So glad I scanned this.

>>21664753
In the words of Good 'ol JR "Awww sonvua bitch"

So who's the last member of the tank girl squad? Our Space Scott? What does she need to get going....

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>>21664753
Outside of the camp, you mean?

Ooh, this ain't gonna be pretty.

For them.

>>21664753

You have a plan?

A cunning plan?

As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford?

>>21664753
oh hi Sinestro

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>>21664753
"Runningclam. Shush for a second."

Turn to Yaroslava

"How much ammo do you have for that thing?"

Nod a few times understandingly.

Then FLASH BANG
AND DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

>>21664785
We've got her. She needed whiskey.

>>21664753
"You know this is only going to end with you dieing right? Maybe if you surrender now I could convince my friends to only break some of the bones in your body instead of all of them!"

>>21664753

[x] Shoot HIM

Shoot him in the FAAAAAACE

No cutscene faggotryyyyyyy

>>21664753
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They're fucked. THey just walked into... like... 6 of our killiest members...

>>21664816
Klon?

Demoralize them.

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>>21664753
These dudes baddies? If thats the case, let the Emperor sort em out.

>>21664816
>>21664810
more than that. We have another 3 or 4 people here at the crash site too.

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>>21664851

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>>21664816
>>21664810
>>21664795
YAROSLAVA looks around, she could kill A LOT of them, you all could but how many before they overwhelmed you? There is A LOT here.

You reach for your COMMBEAD and CUNNINHAM reaches for a STUN GRENADE and shakes his head.

MYERS growls:
"Let em take us in. I can kill SAPP with just my mitts anyhow. I've assessed this. We can't win a straight fight."

((sorry guys, this happens sometimes, I know I'm being a fagot here))

>>21664852
Lessee... There's Iacobus, Minhelm, Daneel, Myers, Yaroslava, Carlyle, Greg, Neuehoffe...

Yeah, taking bets on if any of them are capable of surrendering in about five seconds.

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>>21664908

[x] Choo Choo!!!

>>21664908
Hrmm I wonder what that sapp trooper hears...

Does it sound zappy and crushy? And perhaps... Ragged?

>>21664917
>Yeah, taking bets on if any of them are capable of surrendering in about five seconds.
Problem... stun grenade...

WE NEED SOMEBODY WITH THE QUICK DRAW TALENT D:

>>21664908
Hmm. Okay then. We'll get to give Sapp a spectral bitch slap hopefully

>inb4 Raege or Cuddles to the rescue

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>>21664908
>I know I'm being a fagot here
You're being a...

Colossal Fagot.

>>21664940
Well, he DID say it was a cutscene... though ideally cutscenes would come in comic strip form like that one time after we crashed that shuttle thing and got wrecked by waldrip

>>21664908
Stall. If I know what that sound is...

>>21664908
Ah well, I had a feeling they would outnumber us. Best we cooperate... for now.
>Do you hear something?
Now I'm worried

>>21664974
fucking this

>>21664908

Why my good Ham, did you wax your 'stache today?

You appear to have missed a spot.

It's droopy.

Rolled 15

>>21664908
FUCK THAT
ITS FIGHT TIME
GO GO FIGHT TIME

>>21664908
Ask for a moment's composure.
If he's still there, either flashbang or go quietly.

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>>21664908
They are screwed

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That car looks familiar.

>>21665087

NOW we shoot him in the FACE

FACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACE
FACE

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>>21665087

>>21665087

I think it's safe to kill him now.

>>21665087
"So we were discussing the terms of your surrender?"

>>21665087
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your men died as they lived, Cunningham - failing!

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>>21665087
HAHAHA
OH FUCK HAHAHA
MY SIDES
WHERE DID THEY GO

Shiiiit... So did Waldrip do that or what?
Cause if he did, total bro. If not WELP!

Also. Klon, if you will, paste this wanker.

>>21664908
F-F-FLASHBANG
PC's never willingly let themselves get captured or surrender their weapons. EVER. REGARDLESS.

I ACTUALLY CAUGHT BOONES QUEST!!!
Okay now just get Papa_N on here....

>>21665134
Naw, he had the balls to threaten us. Let's interrogate him.

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The STAFF CAR deftly screeches on the gravel and makes B-line for CUNNINGHAM, who predictably changes priorities!

>>21665164

If he doesn't do anything stupid. If he does, I elect that Yaroslava empty her autocannon into his head.

>>21665188

"Everyone?"

I don't see nobody.

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>>21660311
Hey, look! Horse socks!

>>21665188
SHIT! HAUNTED CAR!

>>21665087
>>21665188
Well that was unexpected. Whelp, guess now that most of Cunnigham's men are gibbed, we go for the kill?

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The STAFF CAR is hammered with shotgun blasts

>>21665254
No. Let our mysterious rescuer continue their vehicular homicide for now.

>>21665275
No! Not the car!
This is like the death of Optimus Prime all over again!

>>21665275

Okay, since we still have mooks to deal with, have Yaroslava fire on them while they're distracted and Myers take out Cunningham, non-lethally or not.

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Take him alive.

>>21665275

LoTR MMO was fun.

Being an ass in the background when major NPCs were conversing was always good for a laugh.

>>21665275
It came back for us! Never underestimate the strength and loyalty of the machine spirit.

>>21665332
I think you missed your thread.

>>21665355
Noooooooo!

It shall be avenged sevenfold!

quit trying to give commands, Fagot already said this was a cutscene

>>21665355
Now how are we going to squish heretics in style?

>>21665359

Not really no.

I'm just pointing out what I wanna do while the cutscene is still going on.

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>>21665355
...NO.

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>>21665370

>>21665355
>>21665285
Well so much for letting it continue its vehicular manslaughter spree, but I'm sure the driver is made of sterner stuff

>>21665441
le gasp

>>21665441
>>21665455
And I was right, shit just got real

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>>21665441

>>21665455

Apparently.

>>21665441
Shimapan, eh?

>>21665441
DYNAMIC ENTRY

>>21665441
YES! FINALLY!

This calls for some John Woo shit- doves flying in the background while slow mo cam follows her movements

>>21665441

Commence Boone Swoon which will be over in a millisecond because COMPOSURE
Also INBOUND POWER FIST STRIKE

>>21665479
You. I like you. Stay classy.

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>>21665441

>>21665441
This better not turn out to be a hallucination.

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>>21665479

>eh?

...

FUCK you have good eyes.

>>21665441
Old plan aborted.
Plan B: Develop case of vapors, declare that you are feeling faint. Within arms reach of Connie.

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CUNNINGHAM ceases to be a problem.

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>>21665441
HOT DAMN!

>>21665538
>our face when

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>>21665479
Already I can hear the scribbles of drawfags on their tablets making pics of Raege in her striped pantsu. Good eye btw.

>>21665538

I guess his plan was...

Unbecunning

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>>21665570
Forgot image.

>>21665509
Now I want Booneto make a sotto vocco comment to Raege when she finishes being a badass about seeing her underwear.

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>>21665441
>/tg/'s collective face when

>>21665538
Not so smart with your brains OUTSIDE your head, are ya?

>>21665479
>>21665578

is it heresy to get a boner for the commissar?

>>21665628
See >>21664555

Then reflect on that some more.

>>21665628
The most delicious kind of heresy.

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>>21665507
Unless it's one that YAROSLAVA and MYERS can see as well, and is capable of killing a bunch of SAPP SOLDIERS real fast, that seems doubtful. This seems legit.

Briefly stunned, YAROSLAVA and MYERS join in the fight.

>>21665628
it's the commissar. EVERYTHING's heresy.

>>21665647

Join the fight!

Make large sign saying "GO RAEGE!" with a heart sign and wave it about

>>21665628
Yes? No? Maybe? Idk, I mean if Sisters of Battle can get it on with Imperial Guardsmen, then I suppose it's ok to get hot for your commissar? Seems like a sorta don't ask, don't tell sort of thing.

>>21665668
>>Thou shalt not knock up thy Commisar.

YES
A MILLION TIMES YES

As soon as we get control, I think a Raege hug is in order as well as full fangirl squeal mode engaged.

>>21665647
Become so overjoyed in an impure way at Raege's appearance that we permanently gain another Psy point.

>>21665679

...Eh, they're really more like guidelines.

>>21665647
Join the fray. Use combead, everyone, get over here.

>>21665709
This.
Get the band together.

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aaand that's the last of them. From now on, any encounter that would involve SAPP SOLDIERS (stage one) will not feature them.

So if it's pure SS1, you get a walk!

An odd gift, late in the game but eh. Nice work.

>>21665668
It's probably frowned on to have the hots for your commissar, especially sleeping with them, messes with the chain of command.

Regs probably don't give a flying fuck if someone outside of the commissar's chain of command has the hots for them or sleeps with them.

>>21665727
looking a little grey there raege

>>21665735

But.. but... commissars are outside the chain of command.

>>21665746
She's 94. Cut her some slack.