>>21678506
Oh my. I like you.

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>>21678506
Lovely.

HAAAA!
I was in that thread.
Did it explode?
you gotta make it loop back around forever.

What bag and what did I miss?
Fuck, man, I miss everything important

MISTER BONES IS BACK, BABY! THE RIDE STILL AIN'T OVER!

>>21678579

YEAAAAAH!

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http://www.mediafire.com/?03bi4gjwu8tp6xh

If you wanted to hear the screams.

RC2, Time Twisters and Wacky Worlds, SHOULD work with Vanilla RC2 though.
There's not much else to the park, I really only made it for the purposes of this pic
The save was made just before the coaster fires, you have to jack up the launch speed slightly

>>21678561
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21283482/

Start about halfway down, prepare your sides for launch in T-Minus 10.....

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I fucking love you, OP.

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The ride is never over!


Never.

>>21678684
You are a scholar and a hero and I love you

So how does Death respond to Vampires/undead?

"OH you think you can avoid the bag huh? Well that's what you think. Everyone goes inside the fuckin' bag eventually! All I gotta do is wait!

And buddy. I got plenty of time."

>>21678801

>OH, HAR DE HAR HAR, YOU THINK LICHDOM SPARES YOU THE FUCKING BAG? WELL GUESS WHERE I JUST PUT YOUR PHYLACTERY. NOW HERE'S A FIREBALL TO THE NUTS.

>HAVE A NICE UNDEATH IN THE BAG, COCKSMEAR

>>21678801
Oh god, were you in the thread where Death is an angry man going around putting everyone who dies in a garbage bag? That shit was great.

>>21678801
Well, given his schedule, I figure it's more like

"Aw, fucker, that's several minutes out of my day looking for him, and he's a fucking vampire? FUCK YOU 200 PEOPLE DIED IN THAT TIME GODDAMN BACKLOG"

"WHEN YOU CROAK I AM SHOVING YOU IN EVEN HARDER THAN NORMAL"

"But if everything has to go in the bag... don't you do as well?"

>>21678884

>I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO SMARTASSES EITHER. I HAVE SHIT TO DO. BAG.

It's official. This joke cannot be shit. I can't fucking believe it. OP, you glorious bastard.

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i feel like i've seen this one...

>>21678884
>GOOD QUESTION, BUT NO

>NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG

I imagine him as a particuarily huge incarnation of the usual grim reaper, but with a big black bag instead of a scythe, and slightly hunched from throwing all these people in a bag.

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>>21678943
Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

>>21678943

Different joke, but a nod to Mr, Bones' too.

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Good job my servant. You have done well in your mission!

I congratulate you, on your efforts to see-

>>21678977
>NOPE IN THE FUCKING BAG I'VE GOT A SCHEDULE DIPSHIT AND IT AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT YOU NOT GOING IN THE BAG

>>21678506

The sign should start with "MR BONES SAYS".

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>>21679018

But I am the creator of this world! He who sees and hears all!

I am the sun and the stars in the night sky! The moon and the earth beneath your feet-

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>>21679031

Fine, you whingy git

>>21679053
>YEAH, AND I'M DEATH. OH WAIT, I ACTUALLY AM DEATH: NOW. BAG.

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>>21679070

But I- HRMRMRMRHMHMPFFPFPFPFOFFF!

HHRRMMMPFPFPOFOHHOOPM!

>>21678977
>>21679018
>>21679053
>>21679081
yes. Yes. YES!

>>21679129
Someone with better shooping skills than me needs to screencap, now.

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>The victim's soul seems have been dragged off to parts unknown

"Guess you could say death had this one... in the bag."

>>21679269
>FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE HEARD IN YEARS

>NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG

>WAIT

>GIVE ME THOSE FUCKING SUNGLASSES

>>21679269

>YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Postponed because GET IN THE FUCKING BAG DICKSLEEVE.

>>21679309

Mr. Death sir!

Before I go into the bag, I would like to know:

Is there a larger bag that the bag goes into?

What happens if I grab the sides of the bag as I get thrown in? Turn it inside out, pull the entire universe into the bag? Because that sounds found.

>>21679351
>found
Meant to say "fun" dunno what word I butchered it with

>>21679351

You end up OUTSIDE THE BAG, and get shoved in even HARDER.

>>21679334
DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE ABOUT THE PHYSICS OF THE BAG? NO. GET IN THE BAG AND LEARN, FUCKSTICK.

>>21678977
>IN THE BAG COCKSMEAR, I'VE GOT 20 MORE UPPITY DEITIES TO DO BY LUNCH, AND YOU AIN'T THE HOLIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE LIST.

>>21679337

Superb.

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The Bag is simply an illusion.

One that must be ignored for one to reach proper nirvana and be reborn!

>>21679415

>NO, THE ILLUSION IS THAT YOU AREN'T IN THE BAG ALREADY

>>21679415

>LET'S TEST THIS HYPOTHESIS. YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO REFLECT ON HOW FUCKING WRONG YOU WERE IN THE BAG

>>21679415
>Yeah, Illusions and shit, now, ignore reality and One-ness IN THE FUCKING BAG.

>>21679435
>WAIT. FUCK. THE ILLUSION IS THAT I AM THE BAG. AND YOU'RE IN IT.

COME WITH ME
AND YOU'LL SEE
A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION
IN THE FUCKING BAG

Lose it here every time.

>>21679435
>>21679437
>>21679451
>HEY, THIS IS MY BEAT, SOD OFF, YOU DICKSCRATCHERS, AND GO MAKE YOURSELVES USEFUL

>I HEAR PALESTINE NEEDS SOME BAGMEN RIGHT ABOUT NOW

>>21679435
>>21679436
>>21679437

Wait there's three of you?

So... who goes inside the bag?

>>21679471

Oh sorry there's FOUR of you.

>>21679474
>>21679471
ALL OF YOU, IN THE FUCKING BA-

>>21679474
YOU, KNOBMOBSTER

>>21679474

YOU. IN THE BAG.

>>21679486

>FUCKING UNION HELP, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

>>21679486

>IT DOES NOT MATTER, IT ALL LEADS TO THE SAME SHIT
>THE SHIT BEING YOU, IN THE FUCKING BAG.

>>21679214
>shooping skills
You mean the ability to use cut+paste in MS Paint?

>>21679474
>QUESTIONS LIKE THIS WILL BE DIRECTED TO ANWSERS IN THE FUCKING BAG, NOW, DO I HAVE TO SHOVE YOU, OR CAN YOU SHOVE YOUR FUCKING SELF?

I can't even see or go to funerals anymore without smirking like a motherfucker imagining Death screaming at them to get in the BAG.

Fuck you guys.

>>21679561
I'm truley sorry for your lots.

I bet that funeral was hilarious, though.

>>21679561
>DAMN, HE LOOKS ALL PEACEFUL AND SHIT, LAYING THERE, CAN'T EVEN TELL WHERE THE MORTICIAN FIXED UP THAT SPOT WHERE HIS FACE HIT THE FUCKING BAG OVER AND OVER NOW CAN YOU?

Oh god, I can't wait to use this on my group.

>>21679561

>CREMATED? THAT'S OKAY, YOU'LL JUST TAKE UP LESS SPACE IN THE FUCKING BAG.

>>21679561
>I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW YOU THINK PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU. THEY'RE IN THE BAG, AND I'LL SEE YOU REAL FUCKING SOON. ACTUALLY, FUCK IT. BAG. NOW. SAVE ME A FUCKING TRIP.

>>21679561
>I can't even see or go to funerals
It's been 25 days, and you've been to more than one funeral?

>>21679605

I'LL PUT YOU IN THE BAG CUNTSTAIN.

>>21679608

Yes, 4 exactly.

>>21679623
Where the fuck do you live? Either the middle east or Philly would be my guess.

Maybe Stockton or some shit.

>>21679623
I tried to go the bag route, but I got distracted by your unusually high funeral count. I'm sorry you had to deal with that much loss

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BROTHER. YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE MORE OPTIONS OUT THERE THAN JUST THE BAG, RIGHT?

I MEAN SOULS AREN'T PARTICULARLY HARD TO LEAD TO THE AFTERLIFE... THERE'S HARVESTING, THAT'S A CLASSIC. THERE'S ALSO GENTLY LEADING. I MEAN THERE ARE REALLY SO MANY OPTIONS.

So there's more than one Death, who puts everything in the bag.

And I do believe he (or one of them) has stated that they too will end up in the bag.

So I suppose that means that the Universe will end not with a bang, or whimper, but with the last of the Deaths, staring each other down, locked in an eternal struggle to get the other into their bag.

Yes, I will go into the bag no-

>>21679660

It's alright.

They're all in the bag now.

>>21679667

>LEMME LIST YOUR OPTIONS. THE BAG, THE BAG, AND THE BAG.

>I'LL GIVE YA A BIG FUCKIN' HINT. CHOSE THE BAG.

>>21679667
DON'T "BROTHER" ME.
FUCK YOU. I'M BUSY.
GET IN THE FUCKING BAG.

>>21679641

Nah, my cousin's wife snapped and poisoned the family with cyanide before offing herself with a powersaw, and my uncle's heart gave out because of the grief.

My cousin was a fucking sleazy cunt.

>>21679689

CHOOSE THE BAG. FUCK, I AIN'T EVEN GOT TIME TO SPELL SHIT RIGHT YOU'RE TAKING SO LONG.

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>>21679697
>before offing herself with a powersaw,

Holy shiiiiit

>>21679677
Fair enough.
>>21679667
> IF IT'LL GET YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP THEN I'LL GENTLY LEAD YOU INTO THE BAG. NOW FUCK OFF

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>>21679697

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>>21679689
>>21679693

WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS. I CAN'T GO INSIDE THE BAG. THE BAG IS ONLY MEANT TO HOLD THE INTANGIBLE AND THOSE WHO WILL DIE. WE'RE THE LAST ONES TO DIE.

IT'D BE RATHER EARLY FOR ME TO GO IN THERE... OH GOD IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN YOU PUT DAD INSIDE THE BAG. THAT WAS THE WORST BAR MITZVAH EVER.

>>21679697
Holy fuck. I mean Holy Fuck!

>>21678531
>Edgy
You don't know what that word means.

>>21679697

well shit, and I thought I had a shitty story with my uncle dying after being in a munitions fire.

>>21679740

>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU KIKE, GET IN THE FUCKING BAG.
>THERE'S MONEY IN THERE.

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>>21679697

What the fuck drives a person to kill herself with a powersaw? I mean shit, there are plenty of way better ways.

I bet Death had to use a mop to get her in the bag.

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>>21679697

>>21679760
AND A DUSTBIN AND A BROOM
BUT DON'T WORRY
SHE GOT IN.

>>21679697
Pentakill!

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>>21679697
>offing herself with a powersaw

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>>21679697

>>21679768

Oh, That's a relief.

Uhh, since you're here... Do I have to get in the bag now too?

>>21679780
>4 funerals
>Pentakill
Yeah, no. Nice try though

>>21679795
IT DEPENDS. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY? 500 DOLLAR QUESTION RIGHT THERE.
BEEEP. TIMES UP NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG.

>>21679697
Anon, this may be an anonymous image board, but this anon offers his condolences. My next bit of satire is made with full knowledge of your loss.

>WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T THINK ALL OF YOU WILL FIT? JOKE'S ON YOU, BITCHES. THIS HERE'S THE FAMILY-FUN SIZE. NOW GET THE FUCK IN THERE.

>>21679760

Cousin was a sleazeball of the highest order, his teenage son was going that route and honestly surprised he even LIVED long enough to get his license, and the woman was a druggie so stringed out she was like a plate of noodles.

There is no grief on my end, but my Uncle, who I loved dearly, was convinced his scumbag son would one day redeem himself.

>>21679838

Also, one of them came in convenient fold-up form. So there you go.

>>21679862

Shit, that's intense. I'm sorry for your loss. I only hope our insensitive Bag jokes will make you smile.

>>21679862

>THIS BITCH HAS ALREADY BEEN IN A BAG
>THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?

>>21679862

Shiiiiiiit son. Sorry for the loss that mattered.

Also, what the fuck is going on in this thread? Everything's dark but I don't know why.

>>21679984

The thread is already in the bag.

>>21679862
>YOU! YEAH! YOU, THE UNCLE GUY! GET IN THE BAG. NO WORRIES, SLEEZEBAGS AND JUNKIES GOT A SEPARATE BAG. THAT GOES IN THE FUCKING BAG TOO.

>>21679967
>TRICK FUCKING QUESTION! BACK IN THE BAG, BITCHTITS!

Hey guys, I heard something about a bag I was supposed to get in over this way?

I'm all for gettin in a bag. It'll be like my twelfth birthday all over again.

>>21680108
>HOW FUCKING SAD NUMBNUTS, GO CRY IN THIS BAG HERE

>"YOU SAY YOU WANT TO GAMBLE WITH DEATH, SHITSTAIN?

>FINE, HERE'S THE FUCKING GAME- WHO CAN GET IN THE BAG FIRST- I BET YOU'RE REAL FUCKING GOOD AT IT."

>>21680146
Oh. OH. It's you, uncle. So this really *is* my twelfth birthday again.

You know what? I'm glad I put that hole in your bag.

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Well, might as well post this.

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here ya go, spotted this thread. made this. it is shit, I am sorry.
I'll get in the bag now...

>>21680200
>GOOD THING I'M NOT YOUR PEDOPHILIA UNCLE BUT INSTEAD AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC REPRESENTATION OF DEATH ITSELF, HERE TO STUFF YOU IN THIS HOLE-LESS BAG
>THERE, THAT'S MY FUCKING PITY-EXPLANATION, NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG

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BUBBLES IS HERE TO SEE THE SHADOWME-

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A BAG YOU SAY?

>>21680594
>>21680603
YES, A FUCKING BAG. I STUFFED A DENTIST IN THERE NOT TOO LONG AGO, HE CAN HELP YOU WITH THOSE GOD AWFUL TEETH. NOW, YOU KNOW THE DEAL. BAG. IN. NOW.

>>21680603
>>21680594
>SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE...

>GETS IN THE FUCKING BAG

>>21680632

>CHEMICAL BAG

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FOOLISH HUMAN YOU THINK YOUR BAG SCARES ME?!

>>21680646

>YES, NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG FLESHLIGHT.

>>21680646
>YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF THE BAG? FAN-FUCKIN'-TASTIC. NOW GET IN IT.

>>21680646
>BLAH BLAH BLAH GET IN THE BAG

>>21680646

>OH FUCK THIS I DO NOT HAVE A BAG BIG ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THIS HORSESHIT

>>21677453

>>21680670
>YE BE DOING IT WRONG, DOG, GET IN ME TREASUREBAG

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This bag was invented by me, Bender.

>>21680698

>NO, FUCK OFF. I HAVE ENOUGH MONSTEROUS HORRORS IN MY BAG AND I'M GOING BACK TO GAZA.

>>21680715
ROBOTS DON'T HAVE SOULS OR BAGS

>>21680715
>YE BE WRONG, YE SCALLYWAG, GET IN ME TREASURESACK AND BE GONE WITH YE

>>21680734
>COWARD! LIVER-LILLIED YELLOWED PANSY! YE SHALL GET IN ME TREASURE SACK AS WELL FOR YE FAILURE

>>21680757
So, competing, vastly powerful entities representing universal concepts? Both utilizing the same method of portraying themselves, forever at war with the other.

Death with his Body Bag and Greed with his Loot Sack

>>21680779
>YAAAAAAR YE GOT A SWIFT MIND ON YE
>I JUST BE TAKIN' THAT FOR ME TREASURE SACK

>>21680798
Fuck, wait, no, I need that fo-
...
I have a sudden urge to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians

>>21680823
>YAR, SAD TO SAY ME BOY, BUT I WANT THEM EYES OF YOURS
>IN THE TREASURE SACK THEY GO

>>21680885

>Your sense of greed is absolutely darling!
>Into my sack it goes!

The War of the Sack Gods has begun.

>>21680885
Well god dammit doesn't this just suck. I really hope this comes out legibly, being blind and all

Rolled 3

Is it alright if I worship you Bagging Death?

I have a dread necromancer who is also very keen on bagging dead things. People find it strange, but to be honest I think its the natural way of things.

I've petitioned my DM to have you as a hearth god to the Family Laramoore.

>>21680905
>YAR, I BE GREED HIMSELF, YE FOOL, I CAN NO MORE BE SACKED THAN A PROFESSOR WITH TENURE!

>NOW GET IN ME TREASURE SACK, AND IF YE BE IMMUNE I'LL BE KIND AND JUST TAKE YE HOPES AND DREAMS, LIKE I DID WITH YON DEATH

>>21680913
>AYE, LAD, AND YER HANDS GO INTO THE SACK TOO. THEY BE A BEAUTIFUL ADDITION TO ME COLLECTION.

>>21680927
>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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UUUULLLAAAAAAA

>>21680931
>YE THOUGHT YE COULD ESCAPE YER OLDER BROTHER, EH LAD? WELL, INTA THE SACK WIT YER SACK.

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>>21680927
Well just fuck you too then

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OP here.

I have no idea what has this thread has become

But I like it

>>21680955
>YAR, YE BE MERELY A DELUSION OF ME FRACTURED MIND AFTER I TOOK YON MAGE'S MADNESS

>I KNEW IT WOULD BE BUT SUFFERING, BUT I CANNA HELP MESELF

>>21680982
GET IN THE BAG OP
FACE WHAT YOU CREATED

>>21681006

I GAVE YOU 28 UNWILLING SOULS FOR THE BAG AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO-

>>21680982
Well that's awesome, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself and I hope you stick around for even more entertaining thre- GET IN THE GOD DAMN BAG

>>21681006
>>21681013
>YAR, I BE WILLING TO TAKE YON 'ORIGINAL POSTER' OF YE HANDS FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF NOT BEING KEELHAULED AND THROWN IN ME TREASURE SACK
>HE BE PRACTICALLY MINT!

>>21681026
While death is a huge Grim Reaper figure with an, uh, unique personality and a big black bag, I imagine Greed is basically Blackbeard on a flying golden pirateship, with a massive sailcloth sack.

>>21681026
>FE FI FO FAG
>GET IN THE FUCKING BAG

>Dorf Fortress Kobolds steal children
>Presumably they put them in sacks
>They put dorf children
>in sacks

Are Kobolds actually carrying out some kind of ritual to Death by mimicking his actions? Are they like his favored children?

>I mean, considering their mortality rate...

The next story my Undead Swashbuckler is going to have is about the time he got out of the bag, whist cackling like an asshole

>>21681056
>YAAAAR SCALLYWAG, GET IN ME TREASURE SACK
>I NOT BE STOPPING TILL I GET YE DEATH IN ME TREASURE SACK, YE BE NEARLY UNIQUE
>HOW CAN I NOT HAVE THAT?

I don't suppose we have any lurking Drawfags willing to draw Death and Greed trying to stuff one another into their respective containers?

I will get into the bag, just after Death answers two things.
1: Can other mythical entities like, saaaay, Greed be bagged?
2: If yes, can you prove it? If no, open the bag wide, I'll see myself in.

>>21681077
>got out of the bag

>BULLSHIT! NOBODY GETS OUT OF THE BAG! INCLUDING YOU! IN! NOW!

>>21681133
YE BE FERGETTIN' THA' YE NEED TA STEP IN ME TREASURE SACK, LADDY. NOW GET IN THAR 'FORE I HAVE YE KEELHAULED!

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This Greed seems weak.

>>21681133
Aw fuck no man, you aint catching my ass again. Laters, HAHAHAHAHA

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>>21681066
Actually kobolds steal things: They serve Greed as all Dragonkin, and Pirates do.

Goblins Steal Children.
They serve Death, note how they are Deathless themselves except by violence.

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>>21681154
>HOW DARE YE!? I'LL BE TAKING YE BODY AND SOUL FOR THAT THAR INSULT TO ME
>THOUGH I'LL OWN UP TO IT, I DID STEAL YON MAGBIRDS FROM YON NATURE GODS YEARS AGO, FOR THEY LOOT WELL GOOD!

>>21681202
>GET IN THE FUCKING BAG DICK FOR BRAINS, BEFORE YOU FUCKING YOUR NECK TRIPPING OVER YOUR SHIT SENTENCE CONSTRUCTION

>>21681237
>YAAAARRRRRHARHARHAR I BE HAVING YE KNOW I TOOK THIS MODE O' SPEECH MANY YEARS AGO, AND WITH GREAT PAINS ON ME PART
>NOW CEASE YE WAILING AND GET IN ME TREASURE SACK LIKE GOOD LOOT

>>21681237
>NAE LADDY, YE GOT TA GET IN ME SACK FIRST. YE KEEP BLOODY FERGETTIN' THAT.

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>>21681262
>>21681265

>>21681277
>THANK YE FOR THE IMAGE LADDY BUT IT BE TIME TO GET IN ME TREASURE SACK
>I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY, AFTA ALL, THAR BE LOOT FOR THE TAKING BUT A DAYS WALK FROM HERE, AND YON CHILD'S CANDY WON'T BE JUST COME TO ME JUST YET

>>21681277
>WHAT A PRETTY SIGN, LAD. I'LL BE TAKIN' IT IN ME SACK NOW, THANKS.

The problem with a near omnipotent entity developing Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) is that unlike humans which only have one body these universal entities are not held to any such restrictions. A human with DID faces a difficult life as they try to learn to cope with their disorder; an all-but-all-powerful entity with DID will almost certainly fracture itself into all of its separate personas. This is where things get a bit confusing. Next thing you know you have half a dozen crazed demigods running around stuffing everyone into bags, and then stuffing each other into bags. This can lead to the assumption that there is more than one entity, but as I've already elaborated it is actually one entity with a nasty mental disorder. The point of me typing all of this up is twofold. The first reason is to educate. I simply feel that everyone should be aware of the actual situation. The second reason is to raise awareness. Mental illnesses in universal entities is a woefully unrecognized and untreated problem. There needs to be a system to get these entities the psychiatric care they so sorely need. If something isn't done soon I can say without a doubt that soon enough all of this particular entity in question's multiple personalities will start developing mental issues of their own. That of course leads to the obvious demise of the whole universe as it's overrun by mad gods with garbage bags.

Now gentleman, I hope you will heed my word's but you're going to have to excuse me. I have a bag to get into.

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My fucking sides, goddamn

>>21681357
>NAY, YE HAVE A SACK TO ENTER
>YE THINK I'LL LEAVE SUCH A MIND TO ME OBNOXIOUS FELLOW? NAY, I MUST 'AVE YOU!

>>21681367
>GET IN ME SACK YE DAFT FOOL!

>>21681357
>YOU
>YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT'S ABOUT. NO FUSS. NO BITCHING. ONE SWANSONG. THEN YOU GO STRAIGHT IN THE BAG. JUST HOW I LIKE IT
>YOU GET TO BE IN THE TOP OF THE BACK FOR THAT

>>21681403
>NAY, THA' LAD IS MINE. ARE YE A DRUNK OR DIDYA NAE HEAR ME RIGHT?

>>21681397
>YAR ME FELLOW, NOW WE KNOW THE GYPSY CURSE WE LOOTED DID TERRIBLE THINGS TO OUR MIND, BUT THAT BE NO REASON TO BE RUDE
>AFTA ALL, HE BE OURS NOW

>>21681409
>DID YE FERGET? I BE THA RUDE PART O' YER MIND, YE DAFT GIT!

>>21681409
>>21681403

>FUCK YOU BOTH HE'S MINE AND HE GETS HIS OWN BURLAP SACK, SEPARATE FROM ALL THE PLEBS IN THE GARBAGE BAG.

>>21681435
AH, YE BE HAVIN 'NOTHER BAG? I'LL BE STUFFIN' THA' ONE IN ME SACK, THEN, HOHOHO.

>>21681421
>YAR, LIES, THAR BE NO RUDE PART O' ME MIND
>WAIT, I REMEMBER, YE BE THE PART O' ME MIND I TOOK FROM YON LICH! HE WAS BREEDIN' TERRIBAL BEASTIES AND CONCEPTS, AND I COULD NA HELP TAKIN' HIS RUDENESS
>YAR I BE A GENTLEGREED


>>21681435
NAY, HE BE MINE! I CLAIMED HIM, I GET HIM, HIS MORTAL WILL MATTERS NOT TO THE TREASURE SACK!

>>21680953
>mfw the Martian survived being bagged

>>21681444

>FUCK YOU I'M PUTTING YOUR SACK IN MY ZIPLOCK BAG
>THAT WAY YOU CAN SEE IT BUT CAN'T HAVE IT
>THEN I'M PUTTING YOU INTO THE BAG
>GET IN THE BAG

>>21681450
>NOT A SOUL SURVIVES BEIN' PUT IN ME SACK, LASS. NOW GET IN THERE, 'FORE I MAKE YE!

>>21681455
>YER TOO LATE YE DURNED FOOL, I ALREADY TOOK YER BAG.

>>21681455
This bagging mother fucker knows what's up

>>21681455
>YAR, BUT I TOOK THE ZIPPERS YAAAARS AGO

>>21681455
>>21681471
>THA' MEANS WE BE GETTIN' OUR BAG BACK, YAR?

>>21681466
>AND YER GETTIN' IN IT ONCE WE BE GETTIN IT BACK! YAR HAR HAR!

>>21681435
>BURLAP?! WHAT KIND OF BROKE ASS, HILL BILLY FUCKING, COUNTRY BUMPKIN ARE YOU? USING THAT SHITTY ITCHY BURLAP HORSECOCK FOR WORK. I BET YOU EVEN LIKE USING WOOL WHILE IT'S NOT TESTICLE INVERTINGLY COLD TOO. YOU WOULD WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD BAG IF SOMEONE STUFF YOU INTO ONE, CONSEQUENTLY, GET IN!

>>21681465
>WHA? THE SACK KILLS NAYBODY, FOR I WANT LIFE TOO
>I WAN' BODIES, I WAN' CORPSES, I' WAN THE LIVING AND THA DEAD, I WAN' IT ALL
>NOW, SOME OF THA THINGS IN THA SACK, THEY BE KILLA PEOPLE, YAH

>>21681481
>IT BE SAILCLOTH, YE IGNORANT LANDLUBBER

>>21681481
>HARD AN' DURABLE, UNLIKE YE PATHETIC PLASTIC BAG, WHICH BE RIPPING ALL THE TIME AND SPILLING YE PRECIOUS POSSESSIONS ALL OVER THA PLACE
>NOW GET IN ME SACK LIKE GOOD LOOT DOES

>>21681465
>>21681466
>>21681471
>>21681478
>>21681481
>>21681483

>SHUT UP AND GET IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BAG
>I SWEAR, IT'S TIME WE DECLARE A FUCKING WAR TO DETERMINE WHO IS BAGS WHO
>EXCEPT FOR GREED, BITCH YOU GOING IN A BAG AND I DON'T CARE WHO IT BELONGS TO
>JUST GET IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BAG

>>21681488
>I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, YOU TERMITE LEGGED, SCURVY ASSED, BUTT FUCKER

>>21681512
>YAR, WE ALL BE GREED, SAVE THE POOR FOOL THAT BE MY POSSESSION
>I GOT A SAD CASE O' THA SCHIZOPHRENIA, WHICH I TOOK FROM YON MADWOMAN
>I JUS' CANNAE HELP MESELF

>NOW CEASE YE STALLIN' AND GET IN YE TREASURE SACK, ME TREASURE

>>21681524
>YAAAR, I TOOK HIS SIDE

>>21681528
>I DON'T CARE WHO'S SIDE YOU'RE ON CANDYLAND, JUST GET IN THE GOD FUCKING BAG

>>21681549
>YAAAAAR, YE GOT POSSESSION OF YON GOD-FUCKING BAG? I COULD BE PLEASED WITH SUCH A THIN'.
>YAR, TELL YE WHAT, IF YE WOULD BE SO KIND AS TA GIVE ME YON BAG, I BE LETTIN' YE GO WITHOUT TAKIN' YE IN ME SACK

>>21681549

>AGREED, GET IN THE LITERALLY GOD FUCKING BAG

>>21681570
>YE BE DAFT IF YE THINK I'D BE DAFT ENOUGH TA GET IN THAT THERE BAG, AYE. BUT THAT BE A PRETTY HAT, AND I'LL TAKE IT IN EXCHANGE FER YER LACK O' BEIN SACKED.

>>21681503
>BURLAP IS AS HARD AND DURABLE AS MY DICK
>WHICH IS NONEXISTENT, BECAUSE I'M MADE OF BONES
>SO PUT DOWN THE SHIT SACK, AND GET INTO THE BAG

So, will anyone be willing to draw this scene of Gods trying to bag each other?

>Yes, I will get in the bag now

File: 1353482788514.png-(44 KB, 150x179, 1337547542820.png)

>mfw BAGS

>>21681616
>NAE, I'LL TAKE YE IN ME SACK AND ABSCOND, AND YE'LL BE RENDERED INTA PARTS FER MY COLLECTION. LESS GO.

>>21681630
>I'LL BE TAKIN THA' PRETTY GIRL O' YERS, HOPE YE DON'T MIND 'ORRIBLY BUT IT'S GOIN' IN THA SACK.

>>21681600
>I BE TALKIN' OH SAILCLOTH AGAIN, YE FOOL
>NOW GET IN ME SACK, AND GIVE ME YON BAG AS WELL, I DESIRE IT

>>21681616
I'm just imagining this thread as four deaths and three pirates all hold a bagging apparatus while all in a mexican stand off

>>21681645
>YAR, ESCAPE YON BAG SO I MAY TAKE YE IN ME SACK
>I PROMISE, IT BE FULL OH W'ORES, FOR I 'AVE TAKEN MORE THAN ME SHARE O' THEM
>JUST REMEMBER THEY BE MINE

Right now I can picture Death watching a huge ass meteor plummet towards the planet, tapping his foot impatiently, as he unfolds a planet-sized bag.

>>21681788
EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT? FUCK, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT, GET IN THE BAG, MEAT.

>>21681788

>FUCK THAT NOISE
>LAST TIME I THOUGHT THERE WAS AN APOCALYPSE COMING, SOME TRICKY JEWISH FUCK CLIMBED OUT OF THE BAG WHILE I WAS DISTRACTED AND WROTE A FUCKING BOOK ABOUT IT
>AND YOU CUNTS HAVEN'T SHUT UP ABOUT HIM THE PAST TWO THOUSAND YEARS

>>21681802
>NAH IF I NAB THE ROCK FIRST, YE SLOW FOOL
>IT BE PRACTICALLY UNIQUE! A ROCK HURTLING SO FAST IT CAN END A WORLD? YAAAAAAR!
>AND THE WORLD 'AS SOME OF THA BEST THINGS IN IT

>>21681788
and checks his watch

>>21681831
Meanwhile, Greed flies towards the meteor, treasure sack open and ready.

Who doesn't want an apocalypse, after all?

>>21681822
>HA! THESE FUCKS THINK THAT BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN HIS MAGIC PLOT BULLSHIT, THEY'RE SAFE FROM THE BAG
>GUESS WHAT, FAGGOTS? IN THE BAG YOU GO.

Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker. Greed - steal some fucking sanity already your collective breath is giving Death more bodies to bag and the three of you are giving me a migraine. Death - fuck bag wars, take shifts. One bag for one continent, rotate around so you don't get tired of bagging one set of people all the time.

Now, if one Death can promise me their bag will stop me hearing those fucking crusty pirates, I will bag myself in my own arse, then roll into the fore mentioned bag. Fucking kleptomaniac pirates, I swear to whichever god hasn't been bagged yet...

File: 1353484582986.png-(194 KB, 575x558, nekromancy.png)

I GOT OUT

ITT:

>You either get in the bag, or you live long enough to get a bag of your own.

>>21681872
>YAR, DESPITE YE INSULT, I TOOK YE HEARING, FOR I BE A GENTLEGREED

>AND I TAKE PLENTY O' SANITY, BUT HOW CAN I RESIST TAKIN' MORE MADNESS

Behold, the psychopomp of the Industrial era.

Note the fucking soul funnel for dumping patsies into the fucking bag chute, which of course leads directly to the FUCKING BAG.

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>>21681983
WHOOPS FORGOT MY BAG

>>21681916

Excuse the insult then, one of you must've taken my patience when I wasn't looking. Why take more madness? Look around you. Madness is common. Every damn thing in existence is mad. This means sanity is extremely uncommon, which must surely appeal to one of you...

Oh, and the offer to the Death with the sound proof bag remains. Up my own arse, no lube, then into the sack with no questions asked.

Okay, hang on. How many of you baghumpers are there? You're all greentexted and anonymous so I can barely make out who is who.
There's Greed, Death, and some Pirate?

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>>21679697

>>21678684
>Shit you're tired of seeing in games

>Any gods of "light" or "time"

Yeah, because nobody ever worshipped the sun or propitiated gods of death

>>21682010
Greed is the pirates.

>>21682000
>YAAARR, I TAKE THE COMMON, I TAKE THE RARE, TIS MERELY ME NATURE. I CANNA HELP BUT TAKE. I WAN' IT ALL!

>>21682010
>NAY, TIS MERELY GREED. I SPEAK WIT' AN ACCENT THAT I TOO FROM FOREIGN PARTS, FOR IT BE MINE AND IT FITS ME WELL. AND I HAVE MORE THAN A BIT O' MADNESS, FOR IT BE TOO TEMPTING TO TAKE. DEATH BE HERE AS WELL. OR DEATHS, I NOT BE SURE.

>>21682010
And There is Jerry

>>21682065
>YARRHARHARHAR, NOT ANY MORE, JERRY BE MINE NOW

What happens when there is no one around to be bagged any more? Does death bag himself?

>>21682168
>YES, AND THEN I BEGIN BAGGING THE NEW UNIVERSE IN THE BAG. NOW GET IN THE BAG AND FORGE A BRIGHT NEW FUTURE. IN THE BAG.

>>21682191

But doesn't that mean you have to be both inside and outside the bag at the same time, therefore you would never be able to bag yourself in an endless cycle of bagging?

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>>21678506
I've decided to post this image in reaction to the original thread and now this one.

>>21682168

Once all matter in the universe is bagged, BOOM. Big Bang and the cycle begins anew

>>21682240
>ISN'T THE BAG MAGICAL? NOW GET IN IT.

W-would anyone mind terribly stepping into my bindle?

>>21682491
>NAY, BUT I THINK I BE TAKING IT
>THERE IT GOES INTO THE TREASURE SACK, THANK YE

>>21682506
And now it's gone. Guess I'm off to the bag.

>>21682714
>NAY, T'WOULD BE BETTER IF YE WERE TO GO IN THE SACK
>YE PASSIVE WAYS BE A GOOD ADDITION TO ME COLLECTION

File: 1353494397953.png-(37 KB, 153x150, Getinthebag.png)

>WHY AREN'T YOU ALL IN MY BAG?!

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Oblivion is actually a giant-as-fuck bag.
I guess that means that Euthanatos are bagmages and spectres are bagmen.
I don't know what the Tempest is then, though.

Was there a screen cap of the original thread?

>HEY
>I FUCKING SEE YOU LURKING.
>BAG. NOW.NOW

>>21681874
YAHA YOU FOOL! YOU GOT OUT OF THE BOX! THATS WHERE I PUT SLIPPERY CUNTS LIKE YOU WHO THINK THEY CAN FOOL THE BAG!

File: 1353496728325.jpg-(936 KB, 1843x3423, GET IN THE FUCKING BAG!.jpg)

>>21683239
HANG ON, I'LL JUST HAVE A ROOT AROUND IN THE BAG
HERE WE GO!
NOW, GET IN THE FUCKING BAG!

>>21683361
>BE HONEST DEATH, YE JUST BE BITTER EVER SINCE I WENT AND STOLE YE VIRIGINITY
>YE NEED NOT TAKE OUT ON THESE MORTALS BY 'FILLING YER BAG'

Someone archive this, I have to get in a bag now or else I would.

>MFW "Baggin' thread"

>Been watching Hatventures for months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1GBuRhGbEQ

Gentlemen, Baggin' - the sport of KINGS!

>>21683390
>YOU HAVE PLENTY IF TIME TO ARCHIVE THIS.
>IN THE FUCKING BAG.

>>21683453

>NEAT. NOW GET IN THE BAG.

>YAAAAR, I CLAIM THIS THREAD FOR ME TREASURE SACK
>BUT NAH THE NORMAL SACK, NAY, THE SUPSACK. WHERE I KEEP ALLL OF ME BEST THREADS!

>>21683475

>NO

>YOU GET IN MY BAG

>>21683485
>davey jones
>not having a LOCKER of souls
You're doing it wrong.

>>21683521
>I NOT BE DAVEY JONES, I BE GREED
>THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT I BE FAR MORE HANDSOME, LESS FISHY, AND FAR MORE PRONE TO TAKING THINGS

>FOR EXAMPLE, I'LL JUST BE PUTTING YE SENSE OF HUMOR IN ME TREASURE SACK

What happens if death drops the bag into another bag? Or, whatever, a manhole or something?

>>21680915
>SO LONG AS YOU GET IN THE FUCKING BAG!

>>21681874
>SURE YOU DID. OR MAYBE YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING FUCKS WHO JUST WOULDN'T GET IN THE GODDAMN BAG. LET'S FUCKING CHANGE THAT, SHALL WE?
>>21683313
>THE PRIVATE LIFE OF THE BAG IS OF NO CONCERN TO YOU. ALL THAT MATTERS IS YOU GETTING THE FUCK IN THERE.

>>21683758
What he do you think he does when the bag gets full?

>>21683980
>YAR, WHEN THE BAG GETS FULL, THE WEAK LANDLUBBER PLASTIC RIPS AND SPILLS SOULS ERRYWHERE
>AND THEN I GET NEW SOULS

>>21683998
WHAT!? That cheapskate bastard Death uses bags from fucking Tesco? What a dick

>>21683980
>OH, SO NOW YOU'RE WORRIED THAT THE BAG MIGHT FILL UP? LISTEN HERE, NANCY. THIS BAG CAN ONLY BE ONE OF TWO THINGS: WITHOUT YOU INSIDE AND WITH YOU INSIDE. IT IS CURRENTLY WITHOUT YOU. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE GUESS AS TO HOW THAT'S GONNA CHANGE.

>>21683980
GET IN THE BAG AND FIND OUT DICKCHEESE.

>>21684006
>YE BE SEEING THE POINT MOST CLEARLY INDEED
>SO I'LL BE TAKING THOSE CLEAR MENTAL FACULTIES INTO ME TREASURE SACK

>>21684023
fuck. how do i post? i am not good at computer

>>21684006
Mate, tesco bags can hold my shopping no problem. Walmart bags on the other hand couldn't hold helium.

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>>21679697

What if death is out of bags? What if there's a hole in a bag?

>>21684079
>YAR, THEN I PROFIT

>>21684079
>THAT SEEMS LIKE AN OUT-OF-THE-BAG PROBLEM. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET THE GUCK IN THERE AND STOP WORRYING?

So Death, you have a bag of infinite capacity, and are very hurried. Are you Santa?

>>21684125
>YEAH. NOW GO FETCH YOUR MARVELOUS PRESENTS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG.

>>21684139
Presents?! All right!

>Getting in the bag

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Post >>21683758

>"Oh boy, here I go, gonna get shouted into the bag!"
>Death ignores me.
>Skulk into the bag while he's berating others.
>Realize this was Death's plan all along.
>Cry.

Well played, Death.

>>21683758
"The bag" is a glorified bag of holding. Droping one into another ends creation on a locall scale. Death doesn't care, that just make more people to stuff in the bag.

This thread...../tg/, I think I love you.
ok, ok, I'm getting in the fucking bag

>>21684197
GOOD GRIEF, AT LEAST ONE FUCKNUT IS BEING PROACTIVE THIS TIME!

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>Hey, you're nice, I'll let you use that "press R to revive" shit.
>YEAH, THE R BUTTON IS IN THE BAG

>>21678506
That's fantastic.