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>You find yourself trapped in a nightmarish world. One with no butts, no rear ends, and no asses.
>You awake in a cold sweat.
>This thread cuddles you gently and whispers..
>"It's okay.. Wizard Curse: Plump Grabbable Ass Quest Part 7 is here to comfort you."

Welcome back to the adventurous life of Roger Smith, a young man whose life is threatened by magic and curses and stray hands at every turn. You see, Roger was cursed by a crazy wizard lady who turned him into a girl, then trapped in her also-cursed dress, which has granted Roger phenomenal magic power at the price of having her sanity slowly whittled away by its devious whispers, telling her to do terrible things and to abandon who she once was.

Currently, Roger has traveled with his Druid Father, Warrior Elf Mother, Accidentally summoned Succubus Familiar, Millia, in disguise as a human archaeologist to the nearby Bridge City of Arisca, in hopes of receiving help from the powerful wizards who live there. By helping a local Merchant, Roger has secured an audience with two well known wizards in the near future.

For the time being, Roger has tkaen to relaxing at the Feisty Penguin tavern with Millia and Danny, who happens to be a bandit that Roger accidentally turned into a catgirl after losing control of the dress.
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Ha ha! Time for catgirl bodyshots!
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Hi again, true believers! It's your friend Pervert-Sama-Desu-Hime-Oujo-Chan!

Thread Archive goes here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=WC:PGAQ

I've got tonight and the first half of tomorrow to run another thread, which seems like the thing to do, especially after the last one got derailed so badly.

So, since I always do this, let me explain how this goes down.

Posters participating can suggest things in a few different ways. In most cases, typical ideas and suggestions will be taken into consideration, and the ones I feel I can work in get tossed into the story, which I write as we go along. None of this is pre-planned or pre-written, so just be patient between entries.

Players can also suggest things from Roger's perspective through normal text, or they can suggest things as the Cursed Dress through spoiler text ([*spoiler]words[*/spoiler] without the asterisks)

Sometimes, when I feel like it, I'll throw in a dice roll, where I'll set a target number that has to be met or beat on 3d6 in a certain number of posts. "12 or higher in 3 posts" means the first three rolls following that post determine success or failure.
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Second for this isn't a harem quest.
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Additionally, I'm giving some consideration to the twitter account idea to keep people posted, but I am still reluctant to turn into that sort of questfag.

Also, if anyone wants to talk at me directly or ask questions or whatever, we've kind of got an IRC thing going.
Find me in #assquest on the irc.thisisnotatrueending.com server.

Now, to resume, I'd like to repost the last couple entries from part 6, which got derailed quite badly towards the end.
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"If it's unique and potent experiences you want, then I know one which is absolutely perfect for this situation.." Millia interjects, smiling playfully. "And that would be?" "Bodyshots."

The three of you look confused, but wait patiently to see what she means as she flags down a bartender and asks her to set out some different ingredients. "Sit Danny down on the bartop." Hekaton obliges, setting her down. "I'm going to let Dorothy demonstrate first. This is probably going to sound strange to you, since it requires no hands.." Set guides Danny to a laying position and starts to hike up her dress to expose her belly and opened the neckline to expose her breasts, causing Danny to squirm, "Hold still and trust me! You'll probably love this more than they will."

A crowd was starting to gather now to see what was going on with three hot girls and the Asuran. Hekaton was rubbing his chin thoughtfully while watching Millia set up.

Millia sprinkles a bit of salt on her neck, places a lime in her cleavage, and carefully pours a bit of alcohol in her navel. "This is Tequila. It's a traditional liquor brewed by the southern Dwarves. To do a body shot with it, you need to lick up the salt, sip the tequila, then chase it with the lime."

Hekaton chuckles as Millia explains, "How devious.."

Millia gestures for you to come closer, "You're up, darling. Give them a show." The crowd murmurs excitedly as you step up to Danny, who has a look of trepidation and embarrassment across her face. The dress probably wants you to do it because it's degrading and embarrassing. The remaining masculinity you have says to do it because it was a chance to get your tongue onto a hot girl.. The alcohol already in your system makes it hard to disagree with any of those other influences.
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The crowd cheers you on as you approach Danny. She tries not to squirm, but she's still looking at you rather angrily, "Is this what 'rehabilitation' means ta you~nyaa?" you crane your neck around hers, leaning over the bartop, butt high in the air, "Just deal with it this one time, then it will be Hekaton's turn.." Danny gets quiet really fast.

You slowly run your tongue over her neck, gathering up the salt. Danny turns her head away from you, trying to hold back from giggling. You pull back and move yourself over her belly. Her trembling has caused some of the tequila to trickle down her stomach. You slurp it up, leading to her bellybutton, sucking up the bitter liquor. Your face scrunches up and Danny's legs fidget as your tongue plays across her body. Gods! It's like a kick in the face! How do dwarves drink this stuff? You don't hesitate to bury your face in Danny breasts, digging for that lime. After a small sip, you already wanted to be done with this tequila stuff.

The crowd erupts in a burst of WOOOs and cheers and you pull away with the lime in your teeth. The gush of sour lime is relieving, but still, you shake your head vigorously, trying to overcome the bitter taste.

Millia hands you your drink and you take a large gulp and raise your stein to the crowd, victoriously.
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You almost wished your parents could have seen you do that. It was rather manly, in a way.. Although, it would have raised all sorts of questions about your relationship with Danny and

Millia helps Danny clean up before preparing the ingredients again, "You're up next, Hekaton." this time, she sprinkles the salt in a line over Danny's belly, places the lime in her mouth, and pulls down the waistband of her pants and wedges a shotglass of tequila between her legs. "Remember. No hands."

Unlike you, Hekaton does not hesitate and leans over Danny, hands clasped behind his back. He approaches from the opposite direction, tongue running down her belly from top to bottom. When he reaches her hips, he momentarily tugs on her panties with his teeth with a 'Grr!' causing Danny to squeak, practically spitting out the lime in her mouth. He grabs the shotglass in his mouth and straightens up, throwing his head back and gulping the whole thing down, before dipping in and meeting Danny's lips for a kiss. He lingers for an extra moment and stands up tall again, chewing on the lime, rind and all.

Danny scrambles to a sitting position, pulling her clothes back down, thoroughly flustered and blushing head to toe now, rather than just being embarrassed, like she was with you.

Hekaton laughs deeply and pumps a fist in the air, while several other arms curl around Danny's shoulders and waist. Like you, he washes it down with a gulp of beer, but offers his drink to Danny again, so she might share.
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The worst part is that I left all the typos in.. Motherfucker. None the less, we're good to go on from here. I've got my bit of beer and food in me, and I'm feel mentally groovy.

When we left off at this point, before people started screaming about Loli Harpies and such, one of the popular suggestions was for Arthur, his son, and our parents to show up as we're doing body shots.

Unless there's any other particularly good suggestions, I'm good to run with that one.
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Fuck yes, I waited the whole day for this.

Now it's time for drinking off Millia. Or rather, have her let drink from Roger.
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>>21780816
>Now it's time for drinking off Millia.
Seconding. Lets at least try to be in control of our own familiar just this once.
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>>21780790

Only if they show up while Millia is doing bodyshots off us.
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>>21780843

This. Oh yes, this.

By the way, this doesn't feel like something the dress would suggest alone. I think Roger would also like that, considering their relationship.

Hm, maybe in private, though.
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>>21780843
This is too delicious to pass up.
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>>21780790

im good getting caught lollygagging by our parents.
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>>21780839 here
Changing my vote to >>21780843, though I still say we should at least -try- to be the ones in charge, even if Millia succubus's her way into doing shots off us instead.
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>>21780993

we could rape her mouth once she get the lime off the lips.

then parents come in while a trail of saliva can be seen after that kiss. first impression lasts right?
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>>21780790
Much rather have Roger doing bodyshots off of Millia.

And no one is concerned that we're losing control from the curse this quickly? More of this, and our brain will get fried in under a week.
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I don't think we should do shots off of millia, we should just hang around for a little bit but go to sleep early we don't want to be shitfaced when we meet one of the wizards
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You are starting to get into the spirit of things with the rest of the tavern. You're tipsy, you are feeling good, and you are thoroughly relaxed. You still had your corner of the tavern to yourselves, though. Even if you were putting on something of a show, everyone else was keeping their distance because of Hekaton. Just as well, from the sounds of it, they wanted a turn at taking body shots off you and your party, and you aren't too keen on that.

"Your turn, darling.." you take a few extra moments as that processes for you. All these drinks had taken their toll on you, after all. "Hekaton, if you would be so kind?" You look up from your emptied stein just in time to notice 3 large Asuran hands reaching out towards you.

One cups your ass, another takes you by the waist, and the third steadies your back as he lifts you onto the bartop. He's gentle and steady the whole way, despite how much he's been drinking. Millia reaches over and places a hand on your sternum, lightly pressing you to lie back, "You know you'd like to experience this at least once.."

>This is too undignified!
Do it! You know you want you!"
>There's no self-respect to be had in being used like a drunkard's goblet!
Just think how talented she must be with her tongue!

You lean back, electing to go with it this time, and let Millia set up for another bodyshot. The tugs down your stockings and sprinkles the salt along your thigh, sets the shotglass between your thighs, and places the lime wedge on your lips.
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>>21781290

dad:My son is around here somwh-
mom: well atleast we know he is still a man.
adventurer's son: if that is a man, i would me the gayest guy on earth.
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>>21781152
We're not losing control! We're in control!

It's manly to want a cute girl to lick you all over, obviously.
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this is just as bad as the previous thread
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>>21781290
it would be even better if parents show up while its Hekatons turn
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>>21781290

try to hug millia with both our hands and legs while tongue rapingkissing, until we are making out while she is standing.
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how about we go upstairs and sleep so we can meet wizards and not look like a complete retard tomorrow
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>>21781450

gnaw last one was waaaay worse.

also we could ask for money before the shot though... it is a show...
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Millia makes this briefest moment feel like an eternity. Her tongue slithers up your thigh, carefully gathering every last grain of salt before nuzzling her face in, fishing for the shotglass stashed between your legs. You can feel the heat of her breath against your skin as she does. She emerges from the ruffles of your skirt with the shotglass in her teeth.

She knocks back the tequila and slowly moves up to get the lime, pressing her chest against your body as she does. You mentally cursed the leather armor covering your torso. She slips a hand underneath your head and pulls you up into a kiss, snatching the lime from your mouth. She bites into it momentarily before spitting it to the side and resuming the kiss with you.

Wold-whistles and cheers erupt from the crowd once more, but you tune them out, deciding to pull off your hat with one hand and use it to block your faces from everyone as you linger in the kiss a bit longer.

It takes a familiar booming voice to catch your attention. "What's all the commotion over here?" "Some girls started drinking with an Asuran and now they are taking shots off one another while we watch." You lower your hat to confirm... Oh fuck.. It's Arthur. You break the kiss with Millia, a single spindle of saliva still connecting your lips briefly, who takes notice of your aghast expression, peering over her shoulder to see your parents and Arthur watching from nearby. Now would be a great time to confess all those girly feelings you've been having. Save yourself the trouble of waiting for some Wizard and wasting their time..

>wat do
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>>21781494

tomorrow is a new day. now. now we enjoy our drunk self.
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>>21781441
In control? Not even the mind of the original wearer trapped in the Dress was able to get us out of the Curse's grasp.
The Dress must be so disappointed in us after we appeared so promising.
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>>21781504
Play it cool, you just had some fun with you girl-friend, nothing a young man should be ashamed of.. right?
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>>21781504
Fuck the Curse. We make our own choices.
Muster up the confidence we had earlier today, and tell our parents we've had just a bit too much to drink, and go to bed.
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>>21781504

"i was.... uhm.... was trying to prove i am still a man! and i am Drunk! SOO...Sooo!" then grab Millia and run off to our room and pass out while cuddling her.
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>>21781597
this
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It's fine this time. The experience will good.
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>>21781504
ONE MORE ROUND!!!!

you're already fucked, might as well say "fuck it" and get summadat alcohol
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>>21781621

voting for the cliche flustered gi- MAN!
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>>21781494

>no fun allowed

>>21781504

Sit up straight, shift our clothes back to the original positions, climb off the table and onto the stool, and sit there straight as a nail with the reddest cheeks this side of a baboons ass.

If they say anything grab a stein and occupy our mouth with alcohol until they go away.
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Now is a good time to go somewhere private, yeah.

We should bid Danny a goodnigth and go to sleep.
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>>21781597
THIS. This shock is just what we need to snap us out of this. For future reference; (strong drinks in large amounts = lowered resistance to will attacks) + cursed dress that enjoys fucking with our head = NOT A GOOD IDEA.

We own up, tell our parents we're drunk as a skunk, then stagger off to bed. Come morning, we nurse the hangover, ask Millia for any magic that gets rid of the dragon tap-dancing on our head and then go see the wizards.
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I am paying rapt attention to this quest as is my penis
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"My turn, now?" Hekaton asks while Danny giggles into her drink, sputtering beer on herself.

Your parents looked equal parts confused and embarrassed themselves. To see their son splayed out on a bartop, making out with a girl in front of a cheering crowd.. Wait.. You've seen that look before! Your Father had walked in on you once before while you had a girl in your room. You weren't doing anything more than kissing, but he still seemed flustered to have walked in on the two of you like that. You might be able to salvage this.

You scoot yourself down off the Bar and shakily get to your feet. You reach for the nearest stein and raise it towards your parents in greeting. You are heavily inebriated, but you just keep telling yourself that if you play it cool that this won't turn into a huge thing and they won't find out you can magic things or that Millia is a succubus and Danny is a bandit... "Shorry about that!.. Didn't think you be back so shoon..." you chuckle weakly and wiggle your empty stein at them, "Guessh we gotta carried away.. One thing lead to another.."

Arthur laughs in his usual booming voice and pats your Father on the back, "Your boy really knows how to let loose!" Your Father laughs awkwardly, "Ahh.. yes, I suppose so.." They move a little closer and the crowd starts to look elsewhere, now that the body shot show has ended. Your Mother looks amused as she approaches, "I know it's your first night in a big city and its your first quest, but try to drink in moderation. Hangovers and drunken mistakes can land you in a world of trouble." Millia smirks at you before turning to your Mother, "Sorry, ma'am.. I just tend to get very.. playful when I drink too much. Nothing meant by it."
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>>21781953
Listen to mom. This will end badly. Ask dad for anything that might prevent a hangover and then make some excuses to go. If we're slurring this much already,
A) Danny's a fucking lightweight and
B) We really ARE hammered and need to get in bed asap before we can't make it up the stairs!
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Your mother tuts Millia jokingly, "When you said you'd watch after Roger, this wasn't what I was expecting.." she sighs softly, "Although, it is better that it was you, rather than some other wayward vagabond with ill-intentions."

You fidget and nervously adjust your hat. It seems like you are in the clear, but better to have Millia cover for you than have you making drunken bumbling excuses. You defused the situation already. May as well deflect the conversation further, just in case. "So, are you all done talkin' with Mishter Arthur?"

Your Mother shakes her head, "We had a little more business to discuss, but his son found us, and we figured you might like to meet him.. Not for any romantic reasons, but just to meet one of your peers. Jultun is poised to become an adventurer just like you."

She stops for a moment and wipes away a bit of booze from your cheek, "Though it might be better if you go get some rest.. Your Father and I were thinking of doing that portrait during the sunrise. You can still join us if you'd like. We can always get you some water to help you sober up." she looks to Hekaton and Danny, "Your new friends can join us too, if they'd like. Always nice to talk shop with other Adventurers, after all."

>wat do?
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>>21782110
Go meet Jultun. The sooner we meet our future husband the better!
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>>21782110
up the stairs we go to bed
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>>21782110
Get instantly sobered up by her comment about "romantic reasons," Tell her we can meet him some other time, perhaps between the portrait and our meeting with the wizards, but that we should REALLY get a good nights rest with everything that's happened today. Say our good nights to everyone, and leave with Millia. Be sure to grab her hand as we leave so no one gets any ideas to interrupt us.

When we finally get alone, ask her if there's a magical preventative for hangovers.
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>>21782110
Probably best to get to bed. We're in no position to talk shop with a professional colleague.
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Go rest. You need to be in shape for that painting. The parents would love that.
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>>21782144
>husband

Pff, you're doing it wrong. The dress cares not for marriage.
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>>21782110
Before we scarper off to make Millia take her turn at the bodyshot in our bedroom, we should at least introduce the parents to our new Asuran friend to distract them with a conversation so they wont notice us sneaking off with our familiar.
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>>21782110
We should probably get to bed so we can join them for the portrait in the morning. Take Millia up with us, say that we might lose our footing without her.
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>>21782197
>>21782292
>>21782377
this
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>>21782410
I actually agree with this, though not for the same reasons. Our parents might be interested to meet our new friend and it keeps Danny out of trouble.

Now we sober up a little, or at least try to, then head upstairs to bed, taking Millia with us so we have someone to snuggle up to under the covers.

> Capcha: Revised Pignite
> You heard it here first folks! A new spell! Summon Incendiary Swine!
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>>21782511

>keeping danny out of trouble

Why would we do thaaat.
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You should go and talk to him. "Well, I guessh I could go talk to him for a bit.." you start to say, thinking it would be nice to talk with another would-be adventurer. Go meet your future husband! Don't let Danny be the only one to take a man to her room tonight. Your stomach starts to churn uncomfortably. The idea of being married off, of coming onto some random boy you've never met til now.. The threat of the dress making you do it! All of it makes you want to run away screaming, "But I think I'm going to go get some rest."

You turn to leave a fistful of coins on the bartop as payment, flash your Mom a weak smile, "I should probably just haul off right now before I end up kissing anyone else, y'know.." You are about to get up and leave when Millia points towards Danny and Hekaton, "What about our little friend..?" You look over your shoulder to see Danny, seated in Hekaton's lap, in the middle of a rather passionate kiss, Hekaton's hands roaming across her body.

You clear your throat, "Uhm.. Danny? We're headed to bed. Are you coming?" She holds the kiss for while longer, making you wait, before finally breaking away and smiling at you, "Me and Hek are going to go back ta his room in a li'l while.. Don't worry 'bout me." You guess that she's realized that you can't rightfully order her around or make her follow your commands in front of your parents and she's looking to take advantage of that. "I'll make sure she doesn't scurry off.. Don't fret over her, darling.." Millia whispers to you.

You watch Danny for a moment longer as you walk away, transfixed due to a combination of terror and curiosity. That could have been you and Arthur's son if the dress had its way... And then there's the issue of Danny being so eager to sleep with Hekaton. Was she trying to scam him or lead him on..?
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>>21782511
Well yeah, that was part of it, too, but we always have our ulterior motives. Though I do fear Danny's drunkenly loose lips around our parents. Hopefully he wont reveal his former dude-ness with Hekaton around.
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>>21782534
It's clearly our responsibility to make sure that s/he doesn't do anything s/he'll regret in the morning, or a few months on, or if/when s/he gets turned back to normal. Her (balls to this covering-both-bases nonsense) condition is our fault, so we have to accept responsibility for her wellbeing, at least for now. It's the chivalrous thing to do!
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>>21782566
Yes, eventually the time will come where she'll regret something 9 months down the line... but this IS *his* punishment after all.
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>>21782566
We gave her a heads up of what it means to share a drink from the same cup as an Asuran, she was the one who chose to keep drinking and get all gropey with him. Hell, maybe she was a gay guy. Or maybe, just maybe, we bended more than her gender when we cursed her....
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>>21782650
meh cats have shorter pregnancies also we haven't seen half breeds other than ourself so we dan't even know if that is possible
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>>21782697
>Danny ends the quest with a half-catgirl, half-Asuran daughteru
All of my dawwww.
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>>21782695

I was wondering the same thing. Danny's gotten used to being female pretty quickly, and this was the second time s/he got seduced by a guy pretty quickly. Maybe Danny was always gay and just didn't realize it?
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>>21782695

Nah, it was her friend, Oren I think, that kind of forced it on her. She's probably developed some kind of... complex.

>>21782697

Of course it's possible. Her body was shaped by the dress afterall.
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>>21782770
>She's probably developed some kind of... complex.
But she admitted to enjoying being bedded by Oren. Not to mention she let him give her the dick pretty damn quick. The most we have done is get involuntarily groped, even going as far as trap-ifying one guy for it and catgirl-ing another. And we are the ones dealing with the curse dead-on. Either Danny always wanted to be the little girl or he got mindfucked hard by our curse.
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>>21782762

na, i think he got some /b/ blood in him.like"fuck it might as well do it" attitude. all of the men there said they will whore themselves out if ever they change to a hot chick.
i think /tg/ is same too

but in all seriousness i would rather friendzone jultun, hell we haven't met Millia's would be rival yet!(the cleric i mean)
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>>21782923
I would. Why waste a good gash?

>Captcha: asymmetry oneslew

This nigga knows what im sayin'
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>>21782923
What are you going to do when Jultun is a strapping young cleric or paladin?
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>>21782865

Nah I think it was more like he was mindfucked hard by Oren. Kind of like a stockholm syndrome thing but with a steamy round of lovin'. Danny suggested Oren was silver tongued after all.
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You make your way upstairs, but not before taking one last check on Danny before ascending. She was still sitting with Hekaton and it all looked rather genuine. You didn't really know Danny all that well, so it's really quite hard to say if she was really just that devious and committed or if she was actually enjoying herself and wanted to spend a night with an Asuran. You'd have to worry about all of that in the morning, though. Perhaps a little mutual trust and freedom would be okay. She's not your slave or anything. She's just another victim of the dress, like you are.

You stumble up to your room and go to open the door, forgetting it was locked. Millia slips up behind you and slips the key from her palm with some sleight of hand. "Where'd you put that anyways..?" She giggles and nudges you inside, "Trade secret."

You are quick to stagger over and flop onto the nearest bed. Millia locks the door behind her and pushes the other bed up against yours. You're feeling drowsy, without a doubt. You've used your share of magic today and wrestled with the dress for most of the day. You've earned your sleep tonight.

You heave a deep sigh from your heels to your head, relaxing into your bed. It wasn't nearly as nice as the fluffy slice of heaven at Mr. Gulcano's Manor, but it was nice to have a soft-ish place to rest your head.

"Aww.. I liked the frilly panties better.." Millia scoots into bed next to you, clothes melting away again, her natural form showing itself. You didn't even notice your gown change forms again, but it had become the cozy warm nightgown it was on all the previous nights. Not quite sexy or revealing, but you were okay with that. "Might be too much to ask for a little bit of fun tonight, wouldn't it? You're probably exhausted and your parents want you up early." she asks as she snuggles into the 'big spoon' position next to you.
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>>21783084
Definitely sleep-time for Dorothy. Me too, come to that.

Good night folks. Don't do anything I wouldn't.

Paladin 4 life~
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>>21782552
Ask Hek to keep an eye on out cat and head to sleep
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>>21783084
We should give Millia a few kisses, light groping, and snuggle some, but nothing serious.

We're tired as hell and we need some succubutt cuddles.
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>>21783135

we are totally banging that dude, then when the curse is lifted, millia and jul will leave us.
happy NTR end.
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>>21783227
millia is bound to our us and our descendants she isn't just leave
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>>21783163
Maybe this time, her butt can be the one that gets fondled instead of ours. Who am I kidding, she already instinctively takes the big spoon.
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>>21783246

you are forgetting the fact the she is a demon my friend. thousands of years old demon.
*smirk
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>>21783084
Don't be silly, we came back up here so hastily so we could finish that kiss we started.


And then we try to take the lead.
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>>21783227

>great quest, end in NTR
THAT IS JUST CRAZY!!!
Crazy enough that it might just work.
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>>21783227

>bang Jultun
>get pregnant without knowing
>curse lifted turn back to man
>still pregnant
>belly getting bigger first few months

the hue is strong on this one.
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>>21783428

good thing SP doesn't do hue huh guys? right?
hehehe...he. he.

OH GREAT ZUES OF ODIN!
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"Maybe just a little.. Nothing too crazy, okay?" it was hard turning Millia down, especially because being with her just felt so very nice. She made you feel special. Even if you didn't want to get into one of her full lessons, you still wanted to continue that kiss you had to cut short earlier.

That was enough of a signal for her. She rolled you over, setting you atop her. You stared eye to eye with her for a moment, both of you smiling before you met in a kiss. It was even better this time, with no tequila to spoil the taste of her lips. You feel her tongue probe your mouth and you respond in kind.

The two of you tumble around the bed for a while. You take the lead for some of it, eager to lavish Millia's body in attention for once, rather than just letting her ravish you. It almost seems silly, considering the other things you've already done, not so long ago. Fooling around, groping, and kissing at each other like awkward kids.. But it was nice. It's relieving to take control again. It gives you a renewed sense of confidence and an interest in your own masculinity. You'll have to learn to please her properly. Lucky for you, she seems just as eager to let you.

You eventually succumb to your fatigue and drift to sleep, intimately tangled up side by side with Millia, feeling relieved of all the stress that was plaguing you just a little while ago. For the time being, you don't care about curses or dresses or meeting wizards or what your parents might think. You just want to cuddle with Millia.
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(Going to take a short break here. We'll pick up one the next morning when I get back in a few minutes.)
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>>21783544

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Your scrunch your eyes shut as the glaring brightness of the sun hits your face. You're starting to wonder how it's even possible for you to always be angled in such as way for the rising sun to always burn through your windows like that.

You eventually squint and wince long enough for your eyes to adjust to the light and sit up in bed after you carefully untangle yourself from Millia, so as not to wake her just yet. You were definitely liking this waking up next to a beautiful lady thing. Even if she was the same beautiful lady who was fondling your breasts and groping your ass last night, and also a succubus, there is a certain feeling of masculine pride you feel from it. Not ideal, but you take what you can get, given your current situation.

You scoot yourself out of bed and head over to the bathroom, stepping over Danny, and closing the door behind you. You wash up, relieve yourself of all that beer and tequila, and take some time to get your outfit right again. You try to think of ways you might alter your outfit for the painting later this morning. If Dad wants to do it the traditional way, then you'll have to find a way to reduce the dress to the minimum amount of clothing.. If not then you still need to create something elegant and matching with your Mother.. And then you'll need to explain to them that you've got some control over some of the dress's powers, which they definitely won't like.. but you certainly like having all this power..

When you exit the bathroom, you go to step over Danny a second time before realizing what you are doing. She is curled up on your floor with some of the extra sheets and pillows from your bed, and the balcony door is wide open..
>wat do
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>>21784342
Look out the balcony door. How easy or difficult would it have been for Danny to have climbed the outside, gotten onto the balcony, and picked the lock on the door?

Then put Danny in bed with Millia, to let them sleep in a little longer.

Then it might be best to go downstairs for breakfast. Guess half-elven biology took the brunt of the hangover.
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>>21784342
ruh roh.
Well, I guess we'll be hoping that danny doesn't remember anything. We could shut the balcony door to deprive her of clues. Hopefully hekaton didn't do too much damage.
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>>21784565
>Then put Danny in bed with Millia, to let them sleep in a little longer.
yes

also shut the balcony and start down stairs
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>>21784342
Gently tuck Danny into bed, give Millia a kiss on the forehead and then find our parents for the painting.
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>>21784565
>>21784648
These.
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>>21784342
How early do we have to meet up with our parents?

I'm sure we could just explain that our cursed dress has a a mind of it's own and wants to be pretty for the picture. All we have to do is have it shift to match our mom's dress as we get set up. It will probably actually do that all on it's own anyway.

We should probably leave her alone. Cat's belong at the feet of their master's bed. We can meet up with her and Milli later, but I think we should have some quality time with our parents just the 3 of us. Eat breakfast together, maybe.
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>>21784705

Also mental note: wear the flower crown for the painting but not the wizards hat.
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>>21784705
I don't like that.
I'd prefer to let them know that we've been slowly starting to gain some semblance of control with the Dress.
Not that we have any real control, but that it's a 'sometimes I get what I want, sometimes I get a lace explosion' kind of control.
Then we can be a little more open with our modifications, while not outright saying just how much control we have (because really, we're starting to lose it).
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>>21784778
I agree with this guy
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>>21784778
>>21784831
Yeah, me too. They probably suspect we have a little bit of control already, so making up stories probably doesn't benefit us here. But make sure they know (think?) that we're unwilling to experiment too much with the dress aside from its appearance.
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You step out onto the balcony and peer out over the railing. You're currently on the third floor and not every room has a balcony, from the looks of it. Unless she picked the lock and let herself in through the door and just happened to open the balcony, then that means she climbed up here, popped the latch and let herself in. On top of that, she took blankets and pillows right off your bed with you in it without waking you. And she came back, no less!

You reenter your room, close the balcony doors, and flip the latch to lock it. You think that Danny has earned a little bit of kindness and move to scoop her up. She's far heavier than you anticipated, but she is taller and bigger than you in a lot of ways. Ones which you regret giving her.. You had lots of practice making your curves bigger. If you're so jealous, why don't you just fix yourself up if you're so jealous?

It's only a short distance, so you manage to raise her just enough to roll her into to bed. Millia sits up in bed, looking down at Danny with an amused smirk, "So she came back?" She's already shifted back to her human disguise. It didn't even register with you that she'd changed back at some point in the night. You nod to her, "Through the balcony I think." Millia throws her blankets over Danny, "She actually went through with it." You raise an eyebrow, "You mean.. with Hekaton?" Millia slips off the bed in a single smooth motion, "Didn't even take anything from him. You'll have to ask her about it."

"How did you..?" Millia gives her hair a dramatic flip, "I wasn't here all night.. I had to keep my word for you, my darling Dorothy. Hope you don't mind me snooping on her." You shake your head, "I'm just glad she stayed out of trouble." "Don't worry about her for now. I'll keep an eye on her. You worry about that painting."
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Dropped my trip.. and got so distracted that I did the repetitive sentence thing in the spoiler.

May have to call it a night once we get to the painting scene.
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>>21785102
It works this time since it shows the dress as not entirely sane IMO.
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>>21785079
Welp, we now have an idea what Danny's good for. Let's go find our parents, some food, and see what the schedules like.

It's a little worrying that we sleep so deeply.
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>>21785079
Go downstairs, get some breakfast, see how Mom and Dad want to do this painting.
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>>21785102
>>21785148
Maybe the dress had a slight degradation due to us ignoring its desire to get the dick and to grow. Its becoming...urgent.
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You graciously and sincerely thank Millia for being such a loyal and reliable friend. She tells you to think noting of it and not to leave your parents waiting.

You exit into the hall and bounce down the stairs to the tavern area. It's a stark contrast to what it was this morning. Already clean and orderly and barely any people in sight. None of the staff from last night are present, but there are still a few bartenders who bid you a good morning, though your Mom is already there. She's getting a tray filled with some honey breads, fruit fruits, and a pitcher of juice. She turns to head towards the stairs and lights up when she sees you. You thank the Goddess of Luck for lining things up so conveniently in your favor. Not to seem ungrateful, but with everything else that's happened so far, you feel owed some additional good fortune.

You chit-chat with your Mom as you ascend the stairs. She asks ow you're feeling and you assure her that you're feeling fine. You managed to sleep it all off. She jokes that she feared just how much you had been drinking to do what she walked in on you doing last night, in front of a crowd no less. You blush brightly, but do your best to play it off, saying you got swept up in the mood of it all.

You keep ascending until you reach the roof. There, you find your Father already setting up his canvas. He's commandeered a few of the potted plants from around the tavern and grown them into a makeshift easel to hold his canvas. He is laying out his brushes and paints as you and your Mother arrive.

"It's a lovely morning, isn't it? The winds from the west are carrying the scent of life from the forest through the city." he breathes deeply through his nose and exhales with a look of tranquility on his face, "A perfect day for painting, don't you think? The only thing to worry about is just how you'd like to do this painting."

>Well? How do you want to pose for Dad?
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(Frickin' field limits, man.. 4chanX flags you at 1500 characters, but that last post was almost 2000. Seriously fucks with my groove sometimes.

Also.. Mmm.. Elves on both ends of the curve spectrum)
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>>21785491
>fruit fruits
It keeps happening!

Let's pose in a shy demure pose like a good girl. We can let our eyes do all of the sexy.
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>>21785491

He's the artist isn't he?

And we're not even a real girl kind of sort of! We should follow our parents lead.
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>>21785539
Should have been fresh fruits. Curse these useless potato hands of mine!
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>>21785491
Ask Mom how she wants to do this. This is what she's always wanted, so let's not disappoint her.
We pose demurely, elegantly, like the perfect daughter, if only for this painting.
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>>21785597
This. Ask your mother how she envisioned this painting would look.
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>>21785515
And both ends of the delicious chocolate spectrum
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>>21785491
However dad and mum want to do the painting
I'm sure milia would like it to be nude
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We must pose like the awesome glaive wielding sort-of-wizard that we are! ADVENTURE POSE ACTIVATE
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>>21785813
So... this, but with our poleaxe thing?
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>>21785813
>>21785857
Maybe when Dad wants to do a portrait of just us.
But Mom always wanted a Mother-Daughter portrait, and you're going to deny her that?
Be careful, Anon, you're treading on her dreams.
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>>21785882
Hey, Mom was an adventurer too, she'd understand. That said, we should ask what she wants and maybe weigh in a bit with our opinion.
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You defer to your Mother for this. "I want to do this painting thing for you, more than anything. If we're lucky, we may never get another chance to do a Mother-Daughter painting like this. At least, that's the plan. So, I want it to be perfect. Just the way you want it." Your Mother smiles proudly, "That's what I like to hear from you. Your perseverance will see you through this ordeal, Roger."

She starts to remove some layers of clothing til she's down to just a simple cotton slip that's equally modesty and revealing in its own ways, "I'd like something tranquil and elegant. I have no qualms about going naked, but family portraits aren't about artful nudity. Not always. I'd ask you to wear something similar, but I think you'll look just as nice in your armored outfit."

You hesitate but decide that now would be a good time to reveal it. It will let them know that you have achieved some control and resistance to the powers of the dress. That should be reassuring for them. "Let me see what I can do.. I've got some control over what it looks like.." you close your eyes and focus deeply, imagining the dress in a very simplified and reduced form. You envision it becoming a simple slip like your Mother's. Just enough to cover you... And it works! You feel the dress changing around you, loosening and vanishing. When you open your eyes and look down at yourself, you find yourself practically naked by comparison. Your arms and legs are bare. The armor is gone, and so are the frills and lace. Just you underwear and the slip that you've made out of the dress.
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>>21785904
Exhale as if we're relieved that it worked, which we are, but moreso that we weren't sure it was going to work.
Then ask how we should pose.
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This is a nice break. We don't even have the chance to do anything too stupid. Nice timing, eh?
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Your parents look rather impressed. Your Father even jokes that you might be able to overcome all this curse business all on your own. You feel impressed as well. You've never been able to control the dress with so little struggle. Perhaps you really were getting better at this.

"One final detail.." your Mother plucks your Wizard's hat off your head and removes the flower wreath from it, placing it back on you and setting the hat aside with the rest of her clothes.

Your Father had already begun painting in the scenery and he was merely waiting for you to take your positions before he really started on the portrait. You sit on a prepared pad of cushions and sit side by side. At your Father's instruction, you adjust your pose a bit, find a comfortable spot, and settle in. You do your best to look like the daughter any mother would want. Demure, proper, poised, but with an air of relaxed elegance. It's far harder than you'd imagined. your Mother tells you to calm down and just find a comfortable pose to hold. She's done this dozens of times before. Your Father did often refer to her as his muse. You've only done it a handful of times, though.

Once you finally settle in and overcome your tension and nerves, you find it to all be rather relaxing. The gentle breeze across your skin. The serene company of family. The gentle murmur of nature as the world slowly awakes with the setting sun. It's like existing within poetry, you think..

This painting is going to be far too boring! You need to spice it up. It needs something.. Extra.
You feel the magic from the dress well up inside you...
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>>21786024
And we'll pause right there for the night!
Haha! I'm such a tease!
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Resist this foul mental invader. The dress shall not controll us this day!
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Accursedness, the supense doth drive me up yon wall.
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>>21786038
Cruel!
Looking forward to blowing some large and structurally significant part of the building up once we restart.
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>>21786024
>It needs something.. Extra.

I don't want to know where this goes. Okay, yes I do. This thread will probably still be here tomorrow, right?
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>>21786073
Archiving it now. If, by some cruel turn of fate, the mods decide they've finally had enough of me, then we'll at least have this much saved. However, most of the time, my threads hang around for days until they hit autosage and slowly 404.

As long as I get to sleep at a reasonable hour, I'll be able to resume running tomorrow morning and through most of the morning til about 2pm (central time)
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>>21786024

Sit still and wait for the painting to be done properly, dammit.

And then use magic to alter it after! Change it to be a pornographic picture with you and Millia. With much focus on the ass. Yesss.... Milia spanking you like the naughty girl you are.
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>>21786974
How about no?
We can magic up a portrait like that one night with Millia's help for posing and creation anyway.
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The dress might be right this time...
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>>21787572
No. Not this time.

This is a nice portrait with our loving family. WE WILL NOT mess with this, this is already a perfect experience, it doesn't get to fuck with this.
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>>21787572
No. Because now not only are you treading on Mother's dream, but Father's as well.
We fuck the curse, not the curse fucking us.
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>>21786974
inb4 this thread turns /tg/ into Gollum Level Schizophrenics.

"Yesssss we likessss teh perversssssion"

"No! No, we are going to be mature in this thread!"

"NO! WE SSSSHHHHAAAAAL HAVE LOLI HARPIES!"

"No, no, thatssss ssssstupid!"

"No, you're ssssstupid!"
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>>21787590
>this is already a perfect experience
The more beautiful and pure, etc. etc. Where the hell is that image when I need it?

Anyway, the potential for dickery is high here. I don't really want any, but if it happens...

>>21787623
We are on a pretty good track to become Smeagol with all the voices and corrupting magical artifacts and all.
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>>21786024
Fight, fight, fight the IQ sapping dress!

...if magic in this setting controlled by the wizard's will, then our will is the will that will pierce the heavens!
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A portrait for the ages! We need to make it be perfect, and there is nothing wrong with using alternative means for that.

There will probably be a roll, though, so we will need some luck in order to fail it. But what if a roll for resisting passes while the poster asks to give in? Serious question.
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>>21787966
That picture is awesome. Also: YES. THIS.

I wish I knew how magic worked in this setting, but for now, let's assume it's the magi imposing his/her will on the world, in order to force the world to change. Magic is the will to power.

If that is the case... Then dammit, this dress WILL NOT WIN! Our will is of adamant! Our spirit is un-breakable! WE are the master and the dress our servant! The clothes maketh not the (wo)man, but the (wo)man the clothes! If we say we're sitting demurely and have a simple, elegant and serene portrait, then we WILL.

> Apart from anything else, this thing wants us to look and act like nothing more than a cheap, spoilt whore! It's beneath our dignity! Last night was vulgar enough; putting on such a show for the slack-jawed drunkards to leer over. Enough is enough!
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>>21787966
Well except for when it comes to doing things for Millia... We do seem to have a weakness for her
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>>21789012
What can I say? Love does strange things to a person. I can attest for that first-hand. Besides, this isn't for Millia, so that dress can shut up and sit down. Metaphorically speaking...
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>>21788849

But why would we want to resist it so much? The dress has brought so much fun.

This is an optimal situation to give in. Roger is alone with her parents, so if anything happens, they will be understanding, and there won't be any risk of molestation and the likes.

Unlike giving in in social situations with random strangers, but that can be fun too, depending on things.
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>>21789175
Its BECAUSE hes with his parents, think how akward it is if something lewd (with you as cause) happens with your parents around?
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>>21789339

They will understand. Sure, it will be awkward as fuck, but they will understand. The curse is a strong one, see? It will only reinforce their resolve to help Roger.
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>>21786024

I'm tempted to say give it just for the lulz, but fuck it try and resist.
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>>21790397
The more we give in for the lulz the less control we have overall and the more likely we end up like crazy ass-wizard lady back in our home town

We don't really want that to happen because that's game over
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>>21789954
>>21789175

Fuck all of you. And fuck the dress. This isn't about giving in or being a man, this is about being an adult. We need to demonstrate that we are responsible enough to take care of this shit. The one thing we haven't been able to demonstrate AT ALL.

So here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna take that magic of the dress. We're gonna take it all. We're gonna build up all the magic we fucking can, just so the dress doesn't have anything else to work with. We are going to craft the most powerful illusion. Remember how that's a thing we can do?

We are going to turn this rooftop into the setting of the painting. And we're gonna make it SO fucking real it will actually probably BE real.
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>>21790489
Our illusions will be the illusions that pierce reality!
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Good morning!
I love coming back to find you guys passionately debating what we're going to do next.
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>>21791384
Yes you could say that when you aren't here it is a mass debate

And I am truly sorry for that pun but sometimes I cannot help myself
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>>21791384

There's no argument!

The answer is illusions.
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>>21791491
No it is catgirls, always catgirls
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>>21791576
Actually catgirls would work, we changed Danny into one on a whim too.. so chances are Dorot... Rogers is into cats.
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You know this feeling very well, even only having experienced it a few times. The dress wants control and it wants to do something and it wants to use you like a puppet to do it. It let you get away with forcing it down and ignoring it for the past few days, but it wasn't content to just let you push it aside any more.

While your magical experience was limited, you could tell it wanted to change something. Just like when you snapped and went magic-crazy on Danny. You start to tremble panic, fearing what it might do to you, or.. your parents...

You just had to call on that in-control, commanding feeling you had yesterday, you tell yourself. Seize the reigns and steer this thing elsewhere! Your whole body is tense and shaking at this point. Your parents are saying something to your, but you can't hear what it is.

Maintain control. Maintain. Control. You can do this! It's only been a week! This thing doesn't control your life yet!

>Dice time!
>You need 12 or better on 3 rolls to overcome this.
>Then you need to redirect this magic somewhere else.
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Rolled 5, 1, 4 = 10

>>21791850

Illusions
>>21790489

If 18, our illusioning is so good we become a fae lord.
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Rolled 6, 5, 1 = 12

>>21791850
Make the dress a slightly lighter shade of blue.
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Rolled 1, 1, 2 = 4

GO DICE ROLL!
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Rolled 2, 3, 3 = 8

Grow the foilage into a lush alcove.
If we fail: Evil Dead-esque rapetrees.
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>>21791881

That's boriiiing.

Plus that probably won't take any magic at all.
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>>21791881
Make it sky blue and illusion the surrounds to look like a aerial garden
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Rolled 5, 1, 6 = 12

>>21791850

>cause all clothing, being worn or not, to turn into dresses of a most scandalous nature, in a 200 foot radius
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>>21791881
Yes, excellent.
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>>21791992
no.
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>>21792004

well, at least i didn't roll to turn everyone into females. all dat magical power buildin' needs an outlet bro, and i doubt turning our dress blue will be enough...
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>>21791937
That's doesn't really feel dress influenced enough. How about vines that look like ladies?
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>>21792040

That's why illusions.
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>>21792052
We are gonna do pic related to a forest at some point, aren't we?
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Rolled 4, 6, 2 = 12

>>21792052
As long as they're still aggressive and rapey it's fine.
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You falter momentarily and feel the crackle of magic but you find your proverbial footing. You take hold of the magic building within you and begin to redirect it. You sculpt it with fervor and focus, creating a massive spell.

You will not turn yourself into some lewd, trussed up tart! Just think how great you'd look! You will not let this magic change your parents! I was thinking we could make you the parent.. Role reversal can be so kinky! You won't let this stupid curse ruin this nice memory! But sexy paintings are the best paintings!

>SILENCE~SILENCE

Painted with the memories of your trek through the Vomete Forest, you create an illusion on a scale you'd never imagine possible. Enormous, ancient trees began to sprout from the rooftops as grass and foliage came into bloom all around you. Little birds chirped and squirrels leapt through the treetops. The gentle scent of fresh flowers danced under your nose as the gentle morning mists tickled across your skin.

You slump back and find a tree behind you, taller than any building in Arisca. You can feel the rough texture of the bark against your practically bare back.

When your come to your senses, the dress is quiet in your head. A brief moment of confusion passes as you wonder where you are, only to realize that you are still within the illusion you'd created. It was startlingly realistic, you have to admit.

You find your parents as both hovering over you, holding you up and calling your name. "Mmm.. okay.." you sit up, "..I'm okay.." you look between the two of them and sigh in relief. No slutty dryad girls or bee queens or anything other aberrant, cruel misuse of magic on them..
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>>21792190
And we get through another wild surge without destroying anything we love. More's the pity. Time to see how everyone reacts. I don't think our parents knew about this, right?
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Great. Just when we have a mighty opportunity to fail, we pass the roll. Such a let down.

Antway, as to what to do with the magic. I say we give it back to the dress to discover what it wanted to do.

Failing that, enchanting the painting so it will look alive/moving/etc might be ok.

Tsk, stupid dice.
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>>21792220
No. The magic we've been learning has been based around hiding it from them.

Who cares! It's time for painting!
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>>21792266
>Such a let down.
Fuck you, family portraits are more important than even the plumpest, most grabbable of asses.
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>>21792266
oh how terrible that some of us want a decent ending
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>>21792315
Hell, even if we go full Asslich on this thing, at least we will have a nice picture of a simpler time, before we went mad with power and butts.
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>>21792281

Clearly, you have your priorities set wrong. If Roger was still male, you would probably think the opposite.
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>>21792376
Having a penis wouldn't make turning your father into a beegirl any less creepy. That and gender has nothing to do with having a little familial bonding after having done bodyshots off a catgirl the night previous. Moderation is quite literally our salvation here.
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It take a little while, but you manage to convince them that you are okay and that what just happened was a good thing. That you just stopped the dress from unleashing a whole lot of magic onto yourself and them. "It's done this a few times," you explain, "But I've gotten better at suppressing it and controlling it when it starts to act up.."

You look around at the Illusion you've created, marveling at the realistic level of detail you've created. Like a full forest draped over the rooftops of Arisca. In some spots, you can see cracks before your illusionary forest floor that reveal the city streets below.

In the distance, for only a the briefest moment, you can swear you saw the silhouettes of the Fae procession moving through your Forest. They are gone as soon as you notice them, but every time you look away, you can swear, out of the corner of your eye, another otherworldly figure bounds between two trees.

"Does this mean we can't do the portrait any more?" you finally ask, breaking the silence. Your Father stands up straight and surveys the illusion around him, admiring it even, "It's not the real thing, which is normally something I wouldn't paint.. But it is something you've made and it is worth immortalizing on canvas. You two make yourselves comfortable again, and we can begin to paint this happy little accident."

You retake your pose, adjusting it for the tree roots you find yourself sitting on now. This time, as you settle in for the painting, your Mother takes your hand and squeezes it firmly. She looks towards you for a moment, her face flashing a mix of concern and relief. You squeeze back, smiling to reassure her. "We'll meet those Wizards soon and get you free of all of this." she tells you.
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>>21792442
Well... at least it's not a real forest laid over the roofs of the city. We didn't warp the lay of the land around us. Though that would certainly be amusing. But there are real wizards in this city, (we ARE a real wizard!) and there's no way something this flashy is slipping by unnoticed.
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>>21792315

Not exactly. I too want a decent ending.

I don't want to give in to the dress completely. When Roger was working for the merchant, I was incredibly relieved that we passed the roll and he stayed in control. It's all about the situation, you see? This one would have been a good one, free of serious consequences to Roger.

Besides, there could still be another chance at doing a normal portrait, if we had failed this roll. But now that we passed, there won't be another another attempt at painting the portrait.
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>>21792503
Nothing says undoing this curse will be easy so we may have a chance at another portrait before all is said and done
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>>21792503
There will be plenty of opportunities to do horrible things to bad people in the future. It's ultimately better for us if we're successful at controlling these surges around people we actually don't want to fuck up.
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>>21792503
>>21792641
>>21792817

Would you guys just shut up and smile pretty for the painting already?
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With the Dress under control, the painting goes off without any additional stress. Your Mother finally gets the Mother-Daughter portrait she wanted and you finally get some time with your parents that isn't full of lies and secrets and embarrassments. If not for all the out of control magic and the occasionally having your body taken over by the vengeful spirit of a tormented wizard, you think this curse thing might not actually be so bad. You feel a slight pang of regret at the prospect of not having a chance to do any other paintings with your Mother like she wanted.

The sun has fully risen by the time your Father has finished, but he makes no issue of it, insisting he can compensate for the change in lighting. With the finishing touches complete, he bids for the two of you to stand up and come see.

His painting is absolutely masterful, capturing the detail and texture of the forest around you, while creating a placid and serene atmosphere around the two feminine figure reclined against the nook of a towering tree. It's surreal to see yourself displayed in such a girlish way, though you feel proud of yourself for being able to pull it off and maintain such a dignified pose.

Although, seeing it turn out so perfectly makes you wonder what could have been if you failed. What would the dress have done to you and your parents.. It sends a shiver down your spine to imagine what exaggerated figure or bizarre features it might have created.

Your Father drapes one arm over your shoulder and the other over your Mother's and pulls you in, place a kiss on each of your cheeks, "This one is going over the mantle once we get home."
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>>21792641

Well, maybe. The quest can't end so soon, anyway; it's too good for that. But I believe there will be another event like this one.

Here, let me try to explain what I'm thinking: failing this pass would not prevent another attempt at making the portrait. Roger's parents are good and understanding people, and as the loving parent they are, will only abandon Roger if he does something like burning vilages for fun. So there could be another chance, specially if we asked.

Now, though, there is no telling if there will be another family portrait. Why would there be? The only reason I can think of for another one, is if Roger either is either succeeding or failing his quest; that isn't a portrait I'd like to see ruined, as it would hold much greater sentimental value (the last few moments of Roger before ending his quest or the last few moments of Roger; these are serious, bro).

Anyway, if another portrait is ever to be done, Roger will probably have recruited some adventurers to join his cause; it would be like diary entries, or something commemorative, to help preserve the memories of his first quest. Now, these people we cannot be sure of their loyalty (we haven't even met them yet), so screwing up with them would be BAD.

Besides, it would feel weird to paint another family portrait without very good reason. It would not be the same thing, and if there is a vey good reason, then there's no way we should fail the roll.

Anyway, I should stop here. SP, I must apologize to you, for BAAAAWWWing like this. I promise I won't do it again.
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>>21792924
But Roger has a diary. We bought it at the market in the last thread.
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Well, that was cute. Though now I am kinda curious about what could have happened.

So yeah, proper family bonding. We should totally ask them if they would rather have a daughter. As obvious as the answer may be (unconditional love, etc), this curse is not something that common, and actually gives Roger the choice of becoming a complete female. The dress and madness are the problem here, not the MtF transformation.
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You spend a moment eating some of the foods you Mother brought up, enjoying the tranquil scenery of your illusionary forest, not quite worry about how you're going to get rid of it or what everyone else who can see it might be thinking.

Your Father is taking the usual precautions with his canvas, making sure it is properly dried before added a coating of preservative chemicals. You'd watched him paint plenty of times before and it always mystified you. The way he could so effortlessly create the complex shapes and colors of the world around him with the right brush and a little wiggle of his wrist. You didn't start feeling strange about the nude portraits you'd seen him before do until you got a little older and the other boys in town started getting a little too eager to sneak a peak at his works.

When it came time to pack up, your Mother started to get dressed again, so you decided to do the same. You slip the flower wreath on the base of your steepled hat and set it atop your head, carefully adjusting it. You go to gather your focus and reshape the dress again. Just as before, it begins to reshape itself with ease shifting around your body and creating new fabric out of thin air.

If you don't want to play fair then neither will I.
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>>21793164
Oh dear.
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>>21793164
Cmon dress, no fair! We did bodyshots for you!
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>>21793164
dis gon b gud
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Almost as if the flow had been reversed, the dress itself begins to suddenly shift in different ways, entrapping you in a new, intricate configuration. You think yourself so refined and proper?

Like it was when you first received it, the dress becomes a majestic ballgown which flows all the way to the floor, made up of numerous layers of delicate, ruffly fabrics that flow and swish about you with luxurious elegance. You think it's okay to just use my power as you please then pretend you're too good for it? Bare shoulders give way to enormous bell-like sleeves that cover all the way to your fingertips. Rather than any leather armor to cover your chest, you are given a bustier that cups both breasts upwards and puts them clearly on display.

You feel a painful pinch on each ear as dangly earrings appear followed by the chill of cold metal jewelry that drapes across your collar and into your cleavage. Your parents have definitely noticed and are approaching cautiously. You stumble awkwardly as a pair of high-heeled slippers wrap around your feet, lifting you several inches higher. You think yourself the victim, but you're just as bad as I am!

Not that you can see it, just yet, but touches of makeup adorn your face, giving your cheeks a bit of blush and your lips a plump glossy appearance.

"It's the dress!.." you gasp out to your parents, "It's.. it's angry that I've been resisting.."

You feel a strange sensation across your scalp, like fingertips running through your hair.. This won't do at all.. Too short. Too.. Boyish. Oh no.. No no no no no!
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>Pause Quest y/n?
>Y

I've got work in 30 minutes, so things will have to be put on pause for the next.. About 8 hours. I regret having to do so, but I took a longer shift for the day because I need the hours.

We'll pick up with another dice roll. Muwahaha.
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Rolled 2, 2, 5 = 9

>>21793268
Fight it, Roger! We can overcome the taint!
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Oh hey, the dress if FORCING itself on Roger. Maybe it's such a good idea to resist it every time.

Anyway, I don't see why we should resist it either. It's giving him - no, giving HER a royalty look. It could be worse, it could be crotchless bikini.
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It's lengthening our hair. It's the only part of our body that has gone unchanged so far. It is our last physical bastion of masculinity.
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Rolled 2, 4, 6 = 12

>>21793504

THEN WE SHALL SAVE IT!
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>>21793504

Good riddance, I say. It's about time we raise that Femininity stat. Let's aim toward Lady-like, yeah?
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>>21793268
The dress seems to think that it is in charge, it seems to think it can do whatever it likes. We can not let it win this one, even if you want longer hair we can not let it win this one, we need to make the dress understand that we are in charge and that it doesn't get to dictate our life.

Maybe at some point we'll want longer hair, but that will be OUR choice. Maybe we'll want to try dressing to the nines some time, but on our terms.

Never stop fighting it, if it does manage to grow our hair we are chopping it short again. Giving in to the dress leads to Crazy-Ass Ass-Wizard territory.
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>>21793776
The crazy shit is just starting. Let's not forget that the reason the dress exists in the first place is because a bunch of good old boys wizarded it up so hard that the most talented sorceress of her era was never able to get it off and went insane trying. What makes you think we can just take it to these city mages and have them zap it off?
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Rolled 2, 4, 1 = 7

>>21793268
We are in control not you, you stupid piece of cloth
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Rolled 6, 5, 4 = 15

>>21793286
I will add my strength to this endeavor.
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>>21793849
I love you too Random Number God.
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>>21793849
The dice is strong in this one.
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>>21793268
did we become the pic in this post?
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>>21793268
Us and the dress need to really work out a proper work ethic.
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>>21794502
Roger is a lot less well endowed, but the description seem to match up to the pic pretty nicely; aside from the jewelry and our hat.

>Captcha: Gay panesign
No. We'll not turn gay, Captcha. Roger is a manly man, at heart.
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On one hand, we don't want this.

On the other hand, the more we resist the further the dress will take it. Maybe we should count our blessings this time. We did get our portrait done at least.

I feel this conflict will only expedite our fall to insanity.

Plus there's the fact that we are about to meet with the WIZARDS. In some ways we may think we're home free and just have to get through the day.

But... It's not like the dress is trying to stop us from meeting with them.

It's a tough choice. I say we not resist just on fear that the dress may try once again to change our parents if we don't cooperate.
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>>21794702
So, what, buttsex with burly barbarians will drop our overall Man level but give us a large buffer of 'oh god I don't want that anymore' to work against the dress with?
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>>21793268
"What the hell do you want from me, dress?"
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>>21794731

I'm thinking more along the lines of ... hair now, refuse burly buttsex later. But yes.
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>>21794702
I think the dress will go berzerk when we approach the wizards. The vengefull spirit will awaken and soon there will by no more gruff strokeable beards on the wizened, wrinkly sages: Only plump grabbable asses and perky gropeable breasts on voluptuous women.
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>>21795025
maybe the dress will stop, once it gets revenge? even if they aren't the old wizards.
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>>21795304

I'm sure consortiums of wizards inbreed. Descendants are fiiiine.
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>>21792924
Are you actually emotionally upset that we didn't turn our dad into a catgirl?
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>>21795304
Consider that the dress is insane and turned Roger into Dorothy because her host bumped into him, which was her own fault. There's likely no way it will ever be satisfied as long as men exist in the world.
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>>21795304

Hahaha, no way. At least not on those wizards, no. That would require quite a bit more of adventuring, since, you know, the dress would probably want to destroy the whole Consortium.

That said, we don't even know if the dress will want revenge. For all we knoe, the dress might want to make Roger serve the wizards. Note, however, that what dress wants might not be what the sorceress' soul would want, if her soul is what's haunting the dress.
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>>21793834
>>21793834
The wizard trip is gonna end up like the Jedi Council Reunion in KOTOR 2. They think theyre just gonna zap all your magic and girlness away, but then theyre gonna end up as busty, magicless catgirls
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>>21793286
>About 8 hours

Aw, shit man. I wanted to talk to you about something, but when you come back it will be 2 AM for me.
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>>21795392

Nooooo. Dad was supposed to be a flower/dryad and Mom would be a beegirl.
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On break for a little while, browsing on my phone.

So, how's everyone doing? Seems like a lively debate. Might as well address some points that have been brought up.

We are not visiting the wizards today, for those who have forgotten. We are waiting for one of Gulcano's messengers to arrive to let us know when the meeting will be.

You also don't need to be rolling dice yet, unless you just want to get in some practice. Wait til I get home and we can unpause things.
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>>21795669

>practice
If 18, this dice roll counts.
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Rolled 6, 6, 6 = 18

>>21795741

Phew! Good thing I'm practicing.
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If this dress-freak-out won't take us all day to sort out we ought to ask about Millia's contacts. Find out what kind of "people" they are, and how they might aid us, and consider looking some of them up.
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>>21795752
>>21795741
>>21795669

Haha
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>>21795752
Wasted rolls...
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>>21795773
Gambler's fallacy. There are no wasted rolls.
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>>21795782
There's a term for that?
I hate it when people go with wasted rolls shtick as if the roll would have been the same when it counted.
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Fucking tripcodes dont work right on my phone..

>>21795752
Well rolled! Now we will have to wait and see if you can pull off that feat when it counts.
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>>21795782
I think that was a joke.
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>>21795669

Hey you. I'd like to ask you some things, when possible. Don't know if it'd be better to discuss it on the irc, though, as there are other things I'd like to talk about.
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Rolled 43

How do I rolled die?
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>>21793268
Magic yourself to how YOU want to be.

No, let me change you. Let me change you. Then let us go into the town. Find some nice young girls. Then turn them into plump monster girls. Then have an orgy. That's what you want. That's what you want, isn't it?
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>>21795843
>monster girls
Stop that. A catgirl is fine.
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>>21795843
>>21795864
no no no don't start this again.
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>>21795843
>>21795864
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>>21795797
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler%27s_fallacy

Yeah. Basically, since proper odds will lean towards the middle or the 50/50 mark statistically, yet most systematic tests reveal a lean one way or another, there's a fallacy that says that rolling low makes high rolls more likely, or vice versa, and that you can predict the odds based on previous outcomes with the same set of parameters. The truth is that shit is random, yo, and it will randomly come up from time to time.

>>21795815
I know. Still, though.
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>>21795822
I'm stuck at work for another 4 hours and my break ends in 15 minute. If it is something you can ask quickly, then I can attempt tp answer it now.
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>>21795937
what kind of work do you do?
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>>21795937

Ok, something quick, ther st we can talk on irc when the starts align and we meet there again.

About the rolls. Say, what if someone rolls and scores high enough to pass, but in the comments he wants to give in? Like, he scores an 18, but tells to let the dress do as it wishes? Will you ignore the roll, consider it a success to resist anyway, or go with the suggested action?
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Rolled 5, 4, 1 = 10

>>21795975
Gamespoot

He's the laser cheese.
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>>21796000
I don't generally use rolls as a means for voting on what we do next. If we are rolling to resist and a roll succeeds, that poster does not get narrative control.

Meaning, if you roll, regardless of what you want, you might end up causing the opposite to happen
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>>21796136
Done that so many times. Both when I was trying to make good thing and bad things happen. Though I haven't actually held dice in this quest, it's just something that seems to happen a lot.
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Has anyone commented on it being "Pretty Great Ass Quest" yet?
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>>21796136

Well, that's a huge turn off.

You won't even take it in consideration?
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>>21796385
we fail enough rolls without people purposely failing them there isn't much of a point to the rolls if we just ignore them
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Rolled 2, 2, 1 = 5

>>21796385
The roll is for resisting. It's a saving throw.

He's not asking you to roll for narrative importance.
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>>21796385
SP takes the ideas from the thread regardless of the roll, and it guides how the story flows. The success/failure of the roll simply guides just that: whether we manage to resist/succeed/etc, not specific definite outcomes.
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>>21793268
Guys, wait... I have an idea.

Resist, for now. But more importantly... Let's try negotiating. We KNOW we can beat the dress. We've done it before. We have the power and the will.

However, unless we want this to be a constant struggle, we need to have some dialogue here. Not only that... There's a chance we can maybe break the curse itself. Perhaps maybe keeping the voice and sapience of the dress, but retaining control. Treat it kind of as an external id. It's an idea, but it's how I'm casting my vote.
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>>21796851
Negotating sounds like a good idea, surely the dress understands that theres right time and location for frills... but its not while we are walking trough the dirty streets and forests
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>>21796851

At the least...maybe we can make some deals. Keep it off people we really don't want changed.
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Rolled 1, 2, 4 = 7

>>21796991

>understand

You guys are familiar with the "never negotiate with a fae" rule, right?

I'd say it applies.
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>>21796851
I'm not against letting the dress have a little fun, especially with itself. There are points we will refuse to pass though. Transforming undeserving (and especially those we care about) is something we will balk at. If it wants to work on suggesting that some are deserving, then perhaps that's an option. If it wants to keep it to the level of at most inconvenient, then oh well. If it wants to get it past that, then it can expect a fight.
And if it wants to treat who's in control as a balance it will right, then bargaining may well be possible. And a bit of give and take may be in order (after all, while we might gain some magic of our own, we ARE using its magic). That said, while it might suggest things, we're the ones to hold the agreement in place.
(Personally, having to walk around like the last bit in recompense for denying it before and the ease of the shift into something good for the painting is just fine with me. At least for a time.)
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>>21797053
Actually, you should ALWAYS negotiate with a Fae, if the alternative is open conflict. At the VERY LEAST, you can get the terms of the conflict formalised. I don't think we'll need to in this case though. I think more than a cursebreaker (thought that'd be handy), the dress needs... A councillor and a confidant. A friend, for want of a better word. If Millia's story is true, the spirit has been through a living hell, until it died from it.

Surely it's worth a shot? And even if it doesn't work, we can resist. We KNOW we can resist. Goodness and virtue is all well and good, but without strength to back it up, it's not worth much by the air used to profess high-minded ideals. We have the strength, now let's show we have the compassion to match it.
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>>21796851
Now there's an idea that never occurred to me. Anything that smart should certainly be open to reason, or at least bribery.
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>>21797157

That's assuming the voice is the spirit. Or sane.
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>>21797207
If it doesn't work, we can always just resist and use brute force. 'Good' does not mean 'soft', even if it does mean 'nice'.
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>>21797157
Of course, this opens up potential for the Dress to declare "Why would I negotiate? I can already do anything I want to you..." and possibly mess with us and prove it. But that's the risk you take.
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>>21797443
Eh, if it wants to get in a dick-waving contest, we've got the appropriate psychology and it doesn't. If it comes to that, let the bitch bring whatever she thinks she has.
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>>21797157
Keep in mind there seems to be two separate voices in there, the dignified sorceress who demands utmost class and the slutty dress who demands the utmost ass.
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>>21798725

Ah, the age old conflict of ass vs class.
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>>21798725

I think that the crazy curse voice IS the sorceress, and the sane, regal voice is an effect from the Fey Crown. Which leads us into the question, why would they give us a symbol of authority?
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>>21798814
Maybe they saw something in us that we didn't see ourself. Maybe they like fucking with the dress because it's funny. Maybe it was just a weird random whim. Who knows?

All we know is that we ought to live up to that.
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>>21798814
We've got an awful lot of illusion power, case in point earlier, and the dress is known for causing chaos. I'm guessing they want to see what happens. Mortals are such fun toys, after all.
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>>21798766
Transcending history, and the world, a tale of ass and class, eternally retold.
Ass Calibur...2!
>>21798814
>I think that the crazy curse voice IS the sorceress, and the sane, regal voice is an effect from the Fey Crown
I'm not sure I agree completely, though the fae crown may have aided in the sorceress's resurgence.
>why would they give us a symbol of authority?
We just zip zop zoopity bopped a bandit into a catgirl princess on a whim in their forests. That shit is pretty damn fae-like and maybe they just wanted to give us some respeck knuckles in the form of some bitchin flowers.
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>>21798951
WELCOME TO THE STAGE OF HISTORY!
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>>21798869
God help us all if the dress ever gets a mad-on at a Fae.
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On my way home
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>>21799950
Right as I have to go to bed too. Dang! I guess I'll be with you folks again in a few hours.

>>21798814
...I can't give anything away, especially as I am slightly privy to some details I'm doing my damnedest to not let influence my actions; but think about what the Fey are and how they work. They're not bound by the same mentality as ANY other race, nor even the same rules. Look into the old tales about them. It might provide a hint or two. Still, for now, let's focus on what's the immediate issue: Talking with and finding a way to negotiate with the dress.
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Settling in now. Got my food. Got my Red Bull. Got the sex swing all oiled up. We should be good to go momentarily.
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>>21799896
This is now destined to happen.
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Rolled 3, 6, 5 = 14

>>21800391
Warming up my dice.
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Your hair.. Why now? It didn't even matter all that much to you! At least, you thought it didn't. Just a couple days ago, you were thinking about changing it, but that thing Millia said, about it being our last shred of manhood made it so much more symbolic and meaningful. It was the only thing about you that hadn't changed. Losing it could well mean losing yourself. You may as well be an entirely new person with all that you've changed.. and if that happens, then it's like.. Like Roger Smith would stop existing.

You're being so dramatic about this.. What's so wrong about being a new person? Focus! You tell yourself, trying to keep yourself from panicking and losing your cool. You're acting like you haven't been shaped by all the people around you.. Who would you even be right now with out your little Succubus playmate? Without Millia.. Without Millia you'd probably be even more uncomfortable and afraid of your body.. You wouldn't even be able to accept this body as your own. How terrible would it be to enjoy this? How terrible would it be..?

>There no encouraging, regal voice this time.
>You need to overcome this all on your own..
>You need 14 or better in 3 rolls on 3d6
>Come on, dingus. You can do this.
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Rolled 2, 5, 2 = 9

>>21800982
Come on, high numbers!
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Rolled 6, 6, 2 = 14

>>21800982
I have the worst luck with dice
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Rolled 4, 5, 6 = 15

>>21800982
In honor of our diiiiick!
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Rolled 1, 2, 3 = 6

>>21801037
No you don't.
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Rolled 5, 5, 2 = 12

>>21800982
"Dress, this isn't about change. This is about choice. You are not the one in control."
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>>21800982
Let's roll the dice
I like these odds
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>>21801010
>>21801037
>>21801039
So we falter for a moment, then get it together, then resist. Got it.
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Rolled 2, 3, 5 = 10

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>>21801037
>>21801039

Nicely done... but the rolls have been getting noticeably harder. We may be in for some trouble shortly...
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>>21801131
Yeah, we can't keep this up. The frequency of these roll to resist events seem to be growing as well. I hope those wizards have something to help control the dress.
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Darn it! We practiced too much!

I mean... yeaaaay!
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>>21801173
Since when were you under the impression that those senile old bastards would help you even if they could?
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>>21801228
I rather like our short hair, thank you very much.
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>>21801173
>we can't keep this up.
/tg/ dice actively endorse suffering, right? If that's the case we'll keep succeeding by the skin of our teeth and generally not having as much fun as we should until that critical roll we CAN. NOT. FAIL at which point we roll a one and everything goes to shit.

Good times for all.
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>>21800982
>Who would you even be right now with out your little Succubus playmate?
Now Im not one to take advice from a crazy slut dress, but its got a point about Millia. I wouldnt say she has our best interests at heart. Or at least, she does only as long as they line up with hers. She has been quite the corrupting influence if you ask me.
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>>21801278
Probably, but she does seem to care for us to a degree and every single thing that she's done to us has been with our complete and informed consent.
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>>21801323
"informed"
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>>21801278

While this may very well be true, she's definitely helped us out, and frankly I suspect we'd probably be closer to being a bloated, purple crazy ass-wizard if not for her help.
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>>21801323
>care for us
Like one does a puppy, maybe.
>consent
Its not hard to get consent when you are a demon of seduction.
>>21801345
Instead, shes been slowly shaping us into her own personal plaything.

Look, all I'm saying is don't be surprised by her sudden but inevitable betrayal when it rears its head.
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>>21801390
Teehee.
You said rear.
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>>21801425
I also said but. Heh, butts.
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>>21800982
So it seems the hat blocks the power of the fae crown from working
Means we need to get rid of the hat for the time being I suppose.
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For the briefest moment you want to give in and just let the Dress win. It sounds nice, even, to just be done with all this struggle and to let it just happen... But you can't let yourself do that. It's not about the changes, you think to yourself. It's about choice. You can't allow someone else to make all the decisions for you. If your life is going to be an out of control awkward mess, then you'd rather have the satisfaction of making it that way.

You mentally peel those phantom fingers away from your scalp and suppress the magic. Not this time. Your hair will stay the way it is until you decide otherwise. The voice of the Dress is silent the whole time. You have reasserted control over your mind for the time being and it feels good.

Beads of sweat roll down your face, falling to the ground. You look down at yourself, noticing the rather severe change in your wardrobe. You try your best to will it to a different shape, but it feels like you may as well be trying to change completely mundane clothes with your mind. Damn it all.. It's not about change. It's about choice. And I choose to keep this outfit! Great, now the dress is being snippy..

You smile weakly at your parents, "I'm okay.. I've got it under control, I think.. The Dress.." you pause for a moment, remembering all you've been told about the Dress and its origins and everything you've experienced, "She's just a little angry with me for resisting her.. But I think I'm okay now."

You go to walk a little closer to them, only to realize just how incredibly hard it is to walk in heels. And don't expect any more help from me! Your boots had been a sort of raised heel before and you'd walked just fine in them this whole time, but the Dress put you back at square one. Without it's help, you felt like.. Well, like a teen boy in heels.
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>>21801390
I think that's a rather harsh ASSessment of Millia.

Her interest in us isn't completely virtuous I admit, but I don't think she's trying to mold us or break us. Our contract with her is pretty damn secure, she hasn't even tried to push the boundaries of what she can and cannot do within it, she's gone farther than she had to with helping us come to terms with this and been rather nice about it.
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>>21801565
Okay, we really need to have a chat with the dress about boundaries, coming to a mutually satisfying agreement, and us not constantly butting heads as that leads to annoyance and trouble for the both of us.

It knows we can resist it now and that gives us some leverage, it might not know exactly how hard it was for us.
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>>21801565
>Walking like a boy in heels.
>Image is a boy in drag.
ohyou.jpg

>>21801614
Agreed. It's time to attempt some diplomacy. We'll simply tell it in no uncertain terms that it's my way or the highway.
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>>21801614
>>21801626
We should retreat back to our room and keep Millia nearby before we attempt anything, though.
Maybe we can use Danny to vent our...magic buildup.
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>>21801565

Well, this is a bit of a problem. On the practical side, we're going to need to practice stomping about in these bloody heels before we, say, fall down the stairs.
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>>21801691
Yeah, too bad we're already on the roof.
Sounds like the perfect time for daddy to carry us like a princess! We'll just have to use the railing heavily.
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"She?" your Mother asks as she approaches you, lifting one of your arms over her shoulder to help keep you balanced. "The Dress has a will of its own.. and it whispers to me.." you immediately regret saying that, as both of your parents look immediately worried, "No, no! It's okay.. I mean.. she's probably what drove the other lady insane, but I've been keeping her in check.. I think, maybe, she can't help it either."

Your Father strokes his beard and looks around, "I wonder when Mr. Gulcano will get us that meeting he promised. I'm starting to worry what might happen to you, or the rest of the city, if we don't get this figured out quickly." Your Mother raised you up, "For now, let's get you downstairs. Are you good to walk or are you still too weak?" You tried to balance and take a few steps, wobbling ridiculously, "I'm not feeling weak... It's just.." you lift the dress, rather daintily, revealing the heels beneath, "The dress isn't giving me any help walking in these things."

Your Mother looks to your Father, who has filled his arms with his various painting supplies and the painting. Without any further hesitation, she scoops you up in her arms. "You can learn to walk in heels once we get you off the rooftop that's covered in misleading illusion ground." Being carried in such a way immediately robs you of any sense of dignity or pride you had moments ago. You feel helpless, like a little kid as your Mother totes you around, floofy dress and all, with ease.
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>>21801967
Fuck yeah, princess carry! I think even those of us who aren't speaking for the crazy-ass dress can admit this is getting hilarious.
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>>21802018
But we can't mock Danny for being a sluuuuuuuuuut like this!
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>>21802062
There's no need to go shaming her for doing things that aren't bad. She's only doing what she was designed to do, after all.
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>>21802062
No, but he can get payback, which we must, in turn pay back. This leads into an endless spiral of hilarity.

Also, it's our mom, that kinda doesn't count. I wish we were at a point where Danny could tease us and make us chase her.
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303 posts.
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>>21801967

Well, not much to do (aside from flush embarassedly when Millia and/or Danny sees us) until we get put back down again.
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>>21802167
That would be implying Arthur's son doesn't see us first.
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Screw it, lets see if we can get a shoulder-top ride from Hek if we meet him. We also need to find out how hard Danny got poked, and with which appendages.
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>>21801967

Let's try to see if we can baragin with the dress or something. See if it can be reasonable at all.
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>>21802197

Point taken.
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>>21802214
see if maybe arms aren't the only thing asurans have multiple of
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(Hah! Gelbooru has a Princess carry tag. By the way, that's part of what takes so long between posts. I'm searching various boorus for perfect pictures.)

You have your Mother take a detour to your room so you can get Milli and Danny. While you aren't super excited about letting Danny see you like this, you assume that Millia might be interested to hear about the Dress's latest behavior. Also, you're fairly certain that she will probably want to see the finished painting. She did give up her usual playtime with you just so you could be rested for it. You don't mention that last part to your Mother.

When you reach your room, you hear a small commotion inside. Once you open the door, you find Millia and Danny rolling around the bed with Millia tickling and fondling Danny while shouting, "Tell me! Come on! I want more details!" while Danny protests and flails wildly, trying to escape her grasp. They both stop and look to you curious. Danny bursts out laughing, at you, while Millia gives you a perplexed look.

"The dress started acting up.." you explain, lowering your head, still sitting in your Mother's arms. Your Mother clears her throat loudly, "We're going to go sit in the Tavern and have a little group discussion. If you are done playing around, you're welcome to join us." The two of them move to follow, Danny taking an extra moment to fix her dress before tagging along. You hear your Father make an off-hand comment about perhaps painting the two of them next.
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>>21802462
We could just ask Danny and see how red he gets.
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>>21802507
We'll need to find a time to get some alone time with Millia so we can ask for her advice on contract negotiation and that sort of thing. It seems like it'd be helpful.
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(All the images I need are of fucking touhous.. God damn you Touhou! And god damn you field limits!)
With the party assembled, the five of you make your way to the first floor tavern. Things have picked up a little bit by now, as more of the patrons have awoken. You noticed Arthur and a lanky young man sitting at a table. Arthur looks miserable as he cracks a raw eggs into his mouth and groans loud enough for the whole tavern to hear. You also spot Hekaton sitting at a table by himself. He has several plates laid out in front of him and he's eating from all of them.

Your parents pick out an empty table and pull a seat out then set you in it before they each take a seat of their own. Your predicament is drawing attention to you. Your extravagant dress and being carried in will do that. "Well.. Where do we begin?" You Fathers asks aloud.
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>>21802507
(And you've switched from Touhous to Idolm@ster, it seems...)
>>21802586
(or not...)

Father's gonna paint the whole party? I guess maybe we don't have to ditch our parents if they're gonna do cool shit like that.
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>>21802507

Well, I guess we can only hope Arthur and his son have slept in then (yeah, like we could be so lucky). Also, we should probably give a bit more clear an explanation of the dresses "acting up" to Milli while still trying to avoid revealing too much to our doting parental units.
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>>21802609
>Well, I guess we can only hope Arthur and his son have slept in then
>>21802586
>You noticed Arthur and a lanky young man sitting at a table.
I think its a little late for that hope.
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>>21802586

Considering that it hasn't even been that long and already the dress seems to be making a serious bid to take executive control of our mind, I think we should probably see about getting into contact with Millia's magical contacts, which I seem to recall her mentioning.
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>>21802586
"It's not all that complicated Dad. Cursed dress, it's been acting up and trying to get me to change things about myself, the people around me, that sort of thing.

I told it that I still could choose, quite clearly told it no and that I wouldn't let it force me so it's being petulant and sulky."
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>>21802607
It's not a preference, honestly. I've never done anything with Touhou or Idolma@ster but most of the images around the fucking internet that are suitable for this sort of quest are of touhous. Although, that one Tanuki girl I use just seems fitting, since apparently she has the power to change herself and others. So, there's that.
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>>21802707
And she drinks men juice, apparently
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(Not touhou!)

"I guess we should start with the dress and everything involved?" if you were going to have an awkward conversation about why you were stuck in a dress that was even worse than your usual attire, it may as well be on your own terms. Now's not the time to give up on this whole notion of having some control over your life and what happens in it.

You explain that, as far as you originally knew, the Dress was just some fancy thing worn by the crazy ass-wizard lady who started everything. The longer you wore it, the more quickly you realized that it was the source of her power and also her madness. Not always, but often enough, it began to whisper to you. Suggesting things, most of them ridiculous, but sometimes you'd find yourself wanting to listen, and in the worst case, when you lost all control, it made the decisions for you.

At this point, Danny was shooting you a rather dirty look.

You continued, explaining that, although you knew it had immense magical power, you did not make a point to use it, though you had toyed with it some, perhaps a little bit more than you should have. Millia relieves you of the need to explain further by noting that she has some experience with magic and has instructed you in private a few times, though not much was necessary. She describes you as a magical prodigy of sorts, conjecturing that you might have only needed the dress's power to nurture your latent skills.

Your parents instantly chide you for using such power without telling them. They are worried enough as it is, without the prospect of you accidentally obliterating yourself with a miscast spell. "Now.. About the dress itself. You say is has a voice? Isn't just an enchanted garment?" your Father inquires, leaning in. He's using his serious face and its kind of intimidating...
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>>21802724
The only man in Touhou. His juice, specifically. I wish I didn't know that.

>>21802707
I suppose tanuki of any sort does kind of suit you are the progenitor of this debauchery. Though I personally couldn't much stomach the specific Touhou game she came from.
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>>21802707

Her name is Marimazo IIRC. Her theme is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN2OOWux640
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>>21803151
The members of the party who have actually adventuring experience should realize at this point that we are considerably more fucked than we initially let on. Millia, of course, already knew.
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>>21803151
"Well, it does have a voice. At first I thought it was just a magical garment with a penchant for perversion.

But I'm guessing if you throw enough magical power, insanity, and so on at a garment it becomes something more.

Considering what it's capable of and what it wants done it's more like a cursed artifact than anything else. A very petulant cursed garment that sulks when it doesn't get its way. It's rather childish."
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>>21803151
Is this a good time to bring up Millia too? I mean, it might be a lot to lay on them at once, but if we're coming clean we may as well be squeaky clean like a good girl.
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>>21803252
Eh, even if neither of them is a paladin, "by the way I summoned a succubus" isn't really a thing you want to tell your parents. Not if you like your succubus.
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>>21802507
Danny is ticklish? I wonder if we can use that to our advantage?

or just when we want to make her go nyaaa~
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>>21803252
Bad idea, I think. We're rocking the boat enough as it is. Don't need to be forced to choose between her and our parents.
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>>21803252
I think that conversation should be done but not now.

First we talk it over with Millia, then we have that conversation with our parents, in private. Not with Arthur and his son right there.
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>>21803252
Ehhh, lesbian succubutt familiar-lover might be a bit much to lay on them. We should also probably consult Millia before we ever "out" her. It just seems rude not to.

Besides, telling them the truth about Danny should come first if we are gonna clear the air.
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>>21803279
>or just when we want to make her go nyaaa~
As if we didn't already have enough ammunition. Let's save that trick for a time where we want her disabled. It'll be a nice trick with a side of delicious nyaaa~

>>21803291
>Danny first
Point. Can't let him- er, her?- have anything to hang over our heads anyway.
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>>21803291
>Besides, telling them the truth about Danny should come first if we are gonna clear the air.
Right. And with Hekaton around, that might not be a good idea.
Leave it at the dress, I think.
Following up on Millia's contact is probably a good idea, although we have no idea just how sketchy that setup might be, so we probably shouldn't bring it up unless she does.
Otherwise, I like this >>21803233
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>>21803323
>with Hekaton around, that might not be a good idea.
That's definitely a topic we need to bring up soon though. Especially if Hek's going to be staying around for a while. Can't have a raging and confused Asuran on our hands.
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>>21803323
>Right. And with Hekaton around, that might not be a good idea.
I never said we -should- do it right now, just that it should take precedence over revealing the truth about Millia.

Speaking of Danny, have we ever figured how exactly we are going to turn her back if we get uncursed and lose all our powers? Have we even tried to turn her back even with us still being cursed? Does she even -want- to go back?
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>>21803346
eh, if we give her enough time and a little guidance, she'll probably admit that she likes being a ho.
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>>21803346
>have we ever figured how exactly we are going to turn her back if we get uncursed and lose all our powers?
Nope.
>Have we even tried to turn her back even with us still being cursed?
Sounds like dress magic territory and, as such, should probably be avoided.

>Does she even -want- to go back?
That remains to be seen. She had no problems with Hek last night and no problem with co-captain dickings either. We should get our succubutt to help us extract some information from Danny later.
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"About that.." you defer to Millia, where appropriate, to fill in the legend of the Dress. Which, if it is to be believed, might imply that the dress is not only heavily and dangerously enchanted, but also bound to the spirit of the original wearer, who was a highly talented magic user before the Consortium supposedly enslaved and tormented her, mentally and physically.

"So, you're cursed, trapped, and occasionally possessed because of this single Garment?" your Mother asks. You nod, "It seemed manageable, even negligible at first, but she gets moody.. And when she does, she wants to use me. I've been fighting her over the little things and winning.. Mostly.. But she's getting more persistent and spiteful and when that happens.. Well.." You gestures to your outfit, "She decides to make things especially bad for me."

Your Father rubs his temple for a moment, "We were aware that you were up to certain things behind our backs.." The pit in your stomach made you feel like you were about to implode, "A few spells here and there really isn't so bad. Fooling around with older women, even.. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little proud of my boy." He sighs heavily and your Mother starts in, "It was your first quest. We just assumed it was best to let you make mistakes. We even let you assemble you party and gather some adventurer friends, even if we doubted their usefulness," she looks to Danny and Millia, "No offense meant and not to say that you haven't been an enormous help, respectively."
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>>21803346
>>21803392
She has said she wants to go back when she first tracked us down but her actions show she isn't too averse to being a busty catgirl with dem hips and dat ass
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>>21803417
>I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little proud of my boy.
Dad can stay in the party.
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>>21803417
Why do I feel like there's a big "but" coming...
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>>21803459
I hope you mean our big but, because I certainly do.
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>>21803459
Probably because that last period should've been an ellipse. She's totally leading into something we don't want to hear.
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You shift uncomfortably in your seat, hands fidgeting with the dress fabric in your lap. "But.." Great, here it comes.. "If we had known.. I'd have risked tearing that Dress off you with my bare hands. I would have never let you out of my sight. We've seen a lot of terrible and powerful things in our time as Adventurers. We misjudged this situation though.."

"We'll be able to meet with those Wizards soon and then we'll be able to rest easy knowing you aren't potentially the vessel for an insane magic ghost dress.. If we had known, Roger.." your Father reaches out and places a hand on your shoulder.

Millia clears her throat, "Actually.. If we just remove it, there are other problems we need to worry about." Everyone looks towards her curiously. "Not to say that the current Consortium is just as corrupt and evil as the one of olden times, but what happens to the dress afterwards?" It was a strange question, but it did seem important, especially since you had promised the Dress to Millia as part of the contract. "If they decide to destroy it, they may potentially be destroying the soul attached to it. What if they keep it and use it on someone else? I'm not saying that I like having it on Roger, but in the wrong hands.. On the wrong body, that dress is a danger to everyone. A weak will and a careless attitude means an unstable spirit has free reign to wreak havoc again. Look at what it did to your lives after only a few hours in your village. Imagine what it must have done to everyone else the previous wearer crossed."

Simply considering the possibilities.. Hell, just looking at what you did to Danny, this realization strikes you to the core. "This dress is my responsibility..." you mutter.
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>>21803517
"I just told you about the dress being sentient, and now you're trying to threaten it?"
Use some magic-y shit and blame it on the dress.
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>>21803517
I will take the dress! I will take the dress to Morbutts!
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>>21803517

Urgh. Yeah, that's not good at all. Oookay, maybe we should consider involving some priests as well, see if they can't help exorcise the sorceress' soul?

This still doesn't change that we can't keep wearing this damn thing.
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>>21803517
That it is. We've shown that we can control it to at least a limited degree, and that's probably rather fucking rare.

"Yeah, it's a bit of a mess to be sure. You don't need to worry that much about me, you raised me well. You know that I'm not going to give in without a fight.

I think the time has come for me to have a nice chat with the dress, it might help. Millia darling, could you help me up the stairs? I'm thinking these negotiations should be somewhere that the dress can't threaten to try to do anything to the people around me."
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>>21803630
I don't think it is rare so much as it just isn't something people generally see
I mean over time anyone will get worn down trying to resist it so maybe every wearer starts off resisting and trying to do what we do but a they fail and falter mentally the dress takes over more and more
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nearing 404 SP
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we could try going to a necromancer to resurrect whatever soul is in the dress before going to the wizards.

i am thinking she will go AWOL once she "sees" them again.

that and i kinda feel bad for her....
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Apologies. I kind of wrote myself into a corner here and I'm distracted as fuck.
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>>21803858
Nah, we just have to go Magic Elemental/Yuke route and give her an etheral body to fill out the dress after we remove the curses so that she can have some sort of life again.
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>>21803876
We might have to continue this in another thread as >>21803840
Said we are getting close to 404
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>>21803582

everybody deserves a second chance anon-san.
including her.

she didn't ask to what happened to her, and i for one would like to see how far she can go with her abilities if she is back before the incident.
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>>21803876

we could end it here SP and make a new on once your not too BC with things.
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Page 6 and sinking.
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"What you're saying, is that we're going to have to be very careful about how we approach these wizards, correct?" You Mother's looked thoughtful, "Because, even if we do free Roger from the Dress, there is still the issue of it existing at all. Will we even be able to request their help without letting on that we've got a cursed and possessed artifact from the Consortium's past?" Millia shakes her head, "I doubt it. If you approach them and say 'I need help getting my daughter out of this dress', they'll think you utterly insane." The very notion of getting stripped by a few old men makes you grimace.

"What if.." Danny starts in, "We tell 'em what they want to know~nyaa.. Get 'em ta do their business, then we just sneak in later and take the stupid dress from 'em~nyaa?" her tail twitched about excitedly at the notion of stealing. Rehabilitation or not, that did seem like a potential idea. Your Mother shrugs, "And what if they catch us in the act? Wizards often ward their homes and keeps quite thoroughly." Your Father nods in agreement, "It could work, but if any of us gets caught, we'll have to answer to a very angry wizard who will want to know why we're trying to take back the dangerous artifact that we went through all this trouble to get rid of."

An idea crossed your mind, "What about an exorcism?" Millia winced at the mere mention of the word, "The dress itself is probably just as much to blame as the soul bound to it. The thing was made to force it's wearer to bend to the whims of others, after all." Millia looks reluctant, "I'm not sure if that will solve all of our problems, but if we can expel the soul, it may mean that when we approach the wizards, they will only have a dress that refuses to come off its wearer, rather than one possessed by a tormented victim of their establishment.."
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And, I think we'll call it a night here, then. There's a good chance this thread won't be up in the morning and I'm not sure if I'm up to start another one right away, but we'll see what happens.

My head is in a fuzzy sort of place right now, so I'm not super keen on the idea of continuing any further tonight because I'm writing like a fucking idiot and I feel like I might be pushing this quest towards a dead end if I don't craft this more carefully.
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Anyways, I'm tired. Thread is already up on the archive under the WC:PGAQ tag.
If I decide not to start part 8 tomorrow, then I'll probably start it on Friday, since I've got nothing to do on Friday.
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>>21804273
See you then, sp. Its been a great time ass usual.
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I wonder how long it will take for Danny to backstab Roger. She seemms to be enjoying her new body, so maybe she won't? She still lost much, though.

If we go with her plan, she might steal the dress for herself? Something to think about.

Either way, we should work on our relationship with Danny. Put a collar on her and start improving that hidden Dom stat. It will even be in character with the current dress, and might appease the Dress!
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Thanks for running! Until next time.
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>>21805471
we should let Hek build that hidden stat instead, sonsidering how much Danny likes guys



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