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You are looking at a GREEN SUN.

Change view to another location?
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No, stay at this location.
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Nah, I'm cool.

Green suns are nice.
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>>22130028
Nah, this is pretty kickin'.
Make an awesome Lavalamp.
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Ask it what its favorite color is.
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Green?! Well that's not right. Change to one of those more normal-looking colors!
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>>22130061
>>22130050


Alright then.
Choose command:
Zoom into Green Sun.
Zoom out from Green Sun.
Activate ENIGMA-Protocol commands.
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>Stay at this location. Wait for something interesting to pop up.

I see what you did there, OP.
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>>22130085
>Activate ENIGMA-Protocol commands

Oh fuck yes. Choosing the most interesting-sounding option.
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Green sun is best sun.
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>>22130028
I look for the Green Sun's Zenith.
I pay 5 mana.
THRUN, THE LAST TROLL.
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SUGGESTION: find the nearest corpse party
ADDENDUM: maybe if you wait long enough, a corpse party will come to you
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>>22130109
>not getting crater hoof behemoth
>not getting Prime Time
>not winning the game but dragging it on.
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>>22130085
Activate ENIGMA-Protocol commands! Down with the green overlord scum!
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INWARD AND ONWARD!
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COMMAND: Zoom in on the Knight of Hope and the Seer of Doom
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>>22130126
Sorry, bro. I was a little rushed. That stupid control deck tapped out on me.
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>>22130135
>>22130105


ENIGMA commands activated


Choose Command:
Spawn Session
Spawn Horrorterror
Spawn Cosmic Object
Zoom out from Green Sun
Zoom into Green Sun
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No, I'm actually kind of digging the sun.
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>>22130176
Rotate Green Sun.
This is a nice level of zoom but I think we're watching it from the wrong angle.
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>>22130176
COMMAND: SPAWN SESSION.

COMMAND: Create World for KNIGHT OF HOPE

COMMAND: Create World for HEIR OF DOOM

COMMAND: Create World for BARD OF BEAT

COMMAND: Create World for MAGE OF TIME
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>>22130225

You gotta have a Space player, or else it's unwinnable. Every session needs both a Space and a Time player- the Time player for temporal fuckery, the Space player to make frogs have sex.
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>>22130239
well his loss, another Null session.
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>>22130215
You do so.

Choose command:
Activate SPACE protocol commands
Activate TIME protocol commands
Spawn Session
Spawn Horrorterror
Spawn Cosmic Object
Zoom into Sun
Zoom out from Sun
Rotate around sun
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>>22130260
Spawn Cosmic Object: Green Sun
It looks lonely by itself.
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Command: Get to end of story already
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>>22130278


ERROR: You may have only oene Green Sun!

You can't have two centers of all life, now can you.

Choose Command:
Reset Sburb, things have gotten out of hand.
Activate SPACE protocol commands
Activate TIME protocol commands
Spawn Session
Spawn Horrorterror
Spawn Cosmic Object
Zoom into Sun
Zoom out from Sun
Rotate around sun
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>>22130176
COMMAND: Spawn Cosmic Object: PALACE OF RHYME

COMMAND: Spawn Cosmic Object: PALACE OF REASON

COMMAND: Spawn Cosmic Object: TYRANT'S STAR

COMMAND: Spawn Cosmic Object: LEYLINE GATE KEY
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>>22130297
COMMAND: Spawn Cosmic Object: DRAGON DILDO
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>>22130297

Spawn Session
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>>22130311


You would create those things, but you're pretty sure this skull-faced fellow would blow them up.

I am afraid I will give you no choice.

Sburb must be reset.

Al universes shattered, all session crushed.
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>>22130340


(( Forgot Picture ))
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This thread is exactly as confusing as the stupid story itself.
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>>22130297
Spawn Cosmic Object: Wormhole from centre of Green Sun
If we can't have two centres we can make the one centre be in two places and have two little suns that are actually connected halves of the original sun.
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>>22130239
You have a point, I don't know what I was thinking.

COMMAND: CANCEL SESSION GENERATION

COMMAND: SPAWN SESSION.

COMMAND: Create World for KNIGHT OF HOPE

COMMAND: Create World for HEIR OF DOOM

COMMAND: Create World for BARD OF BEAT

COMMAND: Create World for MAGE OF VOID

Interestingly enough BEAT can substitute for TIME and VOID can substitute for SPACE!

COMMAND: Tie in this session with these >>22130311 Objects
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Rolled 86

>>22130356
The fuck is this based on?
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>>22130357


You suppose that can work?


Where would you place said other half, though?
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>>22130372
homestuck.
i know nothing about it unfortunately.
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>>22130372
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HSG pls go

No one likes MSPA
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>>22130402
Not even the people who read it.
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>>22130374
Orbiting the original, so that it looks like a binary system.
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>>22130395
SBURB is cool, Homestuck is kind of a cluster fuck.

OKAY OP so what...? are we destroying the green sun? It IS Lord English's source of power.
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>>22130368

Where does it say Void can substitute Space? All sessions using the first have needed the second to fill that role.
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>>22130402
>No one likes MSPA
>Millions of unique hits daily
>Raise millions of dollars on kickstarter
>Infesting half of tumblr

You're free too hate but please don't be inaccurate when you hate
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>>22130421


We are reseting Sburb.

All session are being removed from the face of existence.


A clean slate.

Shit got too confusing anyways.

Reset in 1... 2.. 3...

Ding!

Ah, fresh void smell.
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Com eon OP, we know you want us to do something specific. Just get to it already!
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>>22130447


(( Naaaaames ))

(( I should probably stop bothering with changing my name and just focus on this thread ))
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>>22130421

It's also the power source for all First Guardians. If we destroy the sun we destroy all the guardians as well. This might get rid of a couple of bad ones but it'd break a hundred event sequences that need to happen.
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>>22130440
What part of that implies that means people like Homeshit here? fuck off faggot
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>>22130447

Spawn Session.

Spawn Cosmic Object: Player World; X4

Just to make things interesting:

Spawn Horrorterror.
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>>22130434
I think that's just his headcanon(it makes a pinch of sense).

Before someone brings up the B2 session, that one doesn't need them due to being a Void Session.
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>>22130464
Jack, Cori, Dawn, Kyle
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>>22130484
Well if no one liked Homestuck here, then why is this thread being used? By people who clearly like homestuck?
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>>22130484
Uh, probably the civil and actually productive homebrew SBURB RPG threads which pop up every one to two months, on average? I think those gave the the idea.
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>>22130484
Maybe the fact that we have I don't know ten people talking about it?

REGARDLESS, our saging, uncouth speaking friend has a point. Homestuck is not /tg/ related and no one has any idea where this quest thread is going. Take it to /co/, Quest Threads might be original there
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>>22130488

You create a session, 4 worlds.

4 is a good number, equal to 1 and 3.

You also create the first Horrterror.

You should probably create more, and a universe for the Session to gather players from.

Choose Command:
Reset Sburb, things have gotten out of hand.
Activate SPACE protocol commands
Activate TIME protocol commands
Spawn Session
Spawn Horrorterror
Spawn Cosmic Object
Spawn Universe
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>>22130532
I'm pretty sure this quest thread would be more suited to the MSPAFA section of the MSPA forums.
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>>22130520
Even though I hate this thread for being mother fucking incomprehensible, I'd still have to defend that if it's a quest thread, it's most absolutely /tg/ related. It doesn't matter what it's about.

I saw a fucking quest thread about eggs. Nobody said "take this to /ck/ or /an/".
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>>22130434
Okay bear with me.

Frog=Universe right?

Space=All of Space letting a player with this power set teleport and shit.

Void=Lack of space this is the precise opposite of Space, BUT it allows for the generation of stuff like portals for teleportation. Void is space's opposite therefore it can substitute for Space. Those were my homebrew rules anyway, and does that make any less sense than SBURB canon?

Time=A series of events that lead up to a cohesive whole, a player with this abilitie can make or break alternate timelines and do stuff like that.

Beat=Rhythm, the pulse of the universe. ergo it has to do with the the patterns of events that unfold. Besides having more choices makes things interesting.
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>>22130520


(( Neither was Starcraft or Bunny rabbits. ))
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>>22130520
Sorry, but mods direct quest threads to /tg/.

sage for non-contribootan
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>>22130532
Spawn Cosmic Object: Universe.
Activate Time Protocols: Fast Forward.
Activate Time Protocols: Stop.

There, now we have a universe full of modern humans.
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>>22130566


Alrighty.

Choose Command:


Spawn Cosmic Object: Universe.
Activate Time Protocols: Fast Forward.
Activate Time Protocols: Stop.
Activate SPACE protocol commands
Activate TIME protocol commands
Spawn Session
Spawn Horrorterror
Spawn Cosmic Object
Spawn Glitch
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>>22130532
Okay first off do >>22130368 then:

COMMAND: Spawn 100 HorrorTerrors. Name them thusly Jim1, Jim2, Jim3...
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>Spawn Lieger
>Become Empyreal Chaos
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>>22130550
It's incomprehensible because it's Homestuck related and Homestuck is a very strange and convoluted set of ideas. To the fans among us it makes perfect sense.

Unrelated: If anyone wants to talk on Pesterchum, cardworkMagician

Sage for completely unrelated
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>>22130587

Spawn Cosmic Glitch: Double Kernelsprites.

All players now have two kernels to play around with.
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>>22130368
You spawn another session, and create the worlds as following.

>>22130311

You spawn the Palace of Rhyme, Palace of Reason, Tyrant's Star, and Leyline Gate Key!

Please wait a moment, The Enigma Protocols are busy making lore for these objects.
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Spawn a world
Spawn a First Guardian.
Spawn a Second Guardian. . .

Jerkwagon who thinks he's king of /tg/ --> Stop telling us how to have fun. You don't like it? --> Find another thread. No one needs your negativity
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>>22130631


You apply this to the first session.


This will make the Underlings and Monarchs interesting.
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>>22130626
>To the fans among us it makes perfect sense.
Bullshit. I've read homestuck. And then I reread Homestuck cause I didn't retain any of it. I still have no fucking clue what's going on. Just that they're creating a session or some such shit, which I don't remember ever being this stupid in the comic.
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>>22130587
Spawn Cosmic Object:Eye of Terror
Spawn Horrorterrors: Tzeentch, Khorne, Nurgle, Slaanesh
Spawn Glitches: C'tan
Spawn Session: 4 players(One Tau, one Human, one Eldar, one Dark Eldar)
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>>22130642
Name the world Astor
A lush and tropic place is it.
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>>22130642

You spawn a World.

You create a First Guardian for this world.

?Second Guardian?

We have not even created a race for the world yet, we cannot make additional Guardians. Yet.
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>>22130652
It takes a certain obsessive personality to make any sense of. The wiki is a big help.
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>>22130670

Everything needs more 40k, according to this Anon.

You spawn this session, and the creatures connected to it.

Hopefully its interactions with the other sessions will not be that... ugly.
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>>22130713
Hold up with all your spawning. Can we get a summary of what's been done so far? I am also having trouble following along.
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>>22130713
>40K+Homestuck
As a fan of both, I say hell to the fucking no.
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>>22130733


Good. I was hoping someone would say that.

Session deleted.
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>>22130683
Spawn Player Race: Mods, a small but prominent race whose society is mostly centered around inventing and tinkering with various technologies.
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>>22130683

Spawn Player Race

Something plant or funguslike I think. Spore based reproduction. Living in treehouses.
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>>22130719
Recap Initiated.

Spawn Session.

Spawn Cosmic Object: Player World; X4

Just to make things interesting:

Spawn Horrorterror.

Spawn Cosmic Object: Universe.
Activate Time Protocols: Fast Forward.
Activate Time Protocols: Stop.
Spawn Cosmic Glitch: Double Kernelsprites.
You spawn the Palace of Rhyme, Palace of Reason, Tyrant's Star, and Leyline Gate Key!

Please wait a moment, The Enigma Protocols are busy making lore for these objects.
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Spawn: A more comprehensible OP
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Spawn Player Race: Dwarves
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>>22130751
You apply this to the first session

>>22130767
You apply this to the second session

Spawn Cosmic Object: Universe.
Activate Time Protocols: Fast Forward.
Activate Time Protocols: Stop.
Activate SPACE protocol commands
Activate TIME protocol commands
Spawn Session
Spawn Horrorterror
Spawn Cosmic Object
Spawn Glitch
Activate 1st session
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>>22130713
>Allocate Roles for players
Human: Knight of Doom(Sister of Battle aspirant)
Eldar: Seer of Space(Female, Aspiring Fire Dragon)
Tau: Mage of Life(Fire caste rebel, youth in Farsight's Enclave)
Dark Eldar: Heir of Time(Trueborn child.)
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>>22130771

Scratch this, or rather add to it:

>>22130767

Lets make things REALLY interesting. Spawn TWO player races. Both related, but diverged evolution wise a long, long time ago.

Players being half from each.
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>>22130787


I would be disrespecting Homestuck if I were trying to be comprehensible.
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>>22130638
COMMAND: Spawn Session Glitch: ABSENT DENIZENS: The Denizens of this session dwell in the Palaces of Rhyme and reason!

TYRANT STAR: A distant Celestial Object, in truth an ultra massive blackhole which exerts its force over multiple sessions in space time. Serves as the source of power for Second Guardians and HOLOLITHIC REX.

Palaces of Rhyme and Reason: The sessions Denizens dwell here, all four of them. The Palaces are enormous, easily twice the size of the player planets. The Player's must build their homes to reach these gargantuan objects or build flying machines if they want to meet their denizens.

LEYLINE GATE KEY: A staff, and a powerful weapon, but also the key to a naturally occuring portal nexus. Allows the player who holds it to teleport into one other session, one use item only though, session is randomly chosen but there is a 0% chance that this session is a null session.
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>>22130812
Get that shit out of here.
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>>22130812

I love 40k and Homestuck and I say to this "pls no".
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>>22130821
Homestuck is plenty comprehensible. What the fuck are people talking about?
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>>22130821
Keep doing your thing, OP.

>>COMMAND:
Spawn Players: x4 (2/male, 2/female)
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>>22130837
agreed. Pls no.
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>>22130824


Interesting.

We place these objects in the Second Session, since they seem to be oriented towards it.


Choose Command:
Spawn Cosmic Object: Universe.
Activate Time Protocols: Fast Forward.
Activate Time Protocols: Stop.
Activate SPACE protocol commands
Activate TIME protocol commands
Spawn Session
Spawn Horrorterror
Spawn Cosmic Object
Spawn Glitch
Activate 1st session
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>>22130864

Thirded. Plsno.
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>>22130870

Activate 1st session.
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>>22130870
Spawn Cosmic Object: Prospit, Derse, Battlefield
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>>22130825
>>22130837
>>22130864
>>22130871
Alright you guys win. Abandoning that.
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>>22130837

His session will die out anyway.

There is literally no way his players can work together. The best he can hope for is them interfering via afterlife.
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>>22130894


You spawn these objects in every session you have created.

>>22130885
First Session has been activated, the players shall soon be in the medium
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>>22130870
Can we ski the obvious stuff such as spawning all the required ingredients?

Also, will these session be influenced by the aforementioned skull man, or are we free to work?
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One of the Players --> Be a mild telepath who lives outside of society (too much noise), who is particularly bad at dealing with people. (one of the fungus people) A lightly glowing topcap?

(I would and will suggest more, but I'll give others a chance to suggest)
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>>22130917
Lord English was vaporized when we created the Mass DEAD-END SCRATCH on all of Sburb.

This does not man a player will ascend in a way similar to him at some point.
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>>22130936

* Mean a player won't ascend
(( Wow typing
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>>22130913
just making doubly sure
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Create additional aspects for players to use.
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>>22130927
Second Player --> A positive, yet naive, detective with natural born, yet denied, leadership abilities.
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>>22130936
Spawn Cosmic Object: Lands x4 for Mod Heroes
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>>22130870
Absent Denizens --> Be far enough Removed from the key planets to avoid being put to sleep. Actively meddle in the lives of your charges, and the rest of their species. Be mildly against the First Guardian due to your meddling. . . Not fighting, per se, just frequently pushing limits and reprimanded accordingly.
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COMMAND: Set PLAYER CLASSES:
>KNIGHT of LIFE
>PRINCE of TIME
>SEER of SPACE
>SYLPH of MIND
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>>22130952


You accept this command.

This will make things VERY interesting.
>>22130971
>>22130927

Both accepted.
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COMMAND: Spawn Glitch: HOLOLITHIC REX

HOLOLITHIC REX: An enormous an ancient beast of indeterminate Origins, it does not appear to notice player races or any attempts to communicate with it. It is unknown just how intelligent or unintelligent it is.

All that is known is that HOLOLITHIC REX hungers for the LEYLINE GATE KEY and will stop at nothing to attain it.
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>>22130971

Don't iron out player characteristics already, let them develop naturally through the quest.
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Third Player --> A very focused historian with a Zen like mellow focus. Be guided by your first instinct and general hunches, act quickly, but calmly. Fully expect that you know what will happen in the future, because you are well aware of the past.
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Choose Command:
Spawn Cosmic Object: Universe.
Activate Time Protocols: Fast Forward.
Activate Time Protocols: Stop.
Activate SPACE protocol commands
Activate TIME protocol commands
Spawn Session
Spawn Horrorterror
Spawn Cosmic Object
Spawn Glitch
Activate 2nd session
Spawn Dead Session
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>>22130979


You apply this to the third session.
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Activate SPACE PROTOCOLS --> It's good to have our options open.

Activate TIME PROTOCOLS --> If we haven't already
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>>22131012
Spawn Cosmic Object: Two moons, each half the size of Lune (for reference) to orbit session 1's planet.
Spawn Cosmic Object: One moon with atmosphere that is partially shared with the planet of session two. Habitable and habitated by non-sentient life.
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>>22131030

You activate SPACE AND TIME protocols.

Choose Command:
Spawn Cosmic Object: Universe.
Activate Time Protocols: Fast Forward.
Activate Time Protocols: Stop.
Activate SPACE protocol commands
Activate TIME protocol commands
Spawn Session
Spawn Horrorterror
Spawn Cosmic Object
Spawn Glitch
Activate 2nd session
Spawn Dead Session
Spawn Dreambubbles from Horrorterrors
Spawn Green Sun
Spawn Black Hole
Spawn Endgame in session
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>>22131029
Third session? How many do we have and why the hell so many?
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>>22131050


We are the force behind Sburb, not its players.

Most Sessions haven;t even begun.
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>>22131048
Spawn Cosmic Object: Asteroid belt, an ectobiology lab hidden deep inside of one, among other atifacts
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>>22131030
>>22131030
Oh wait, am I supposed to offer the Protocols? Time Protocol --> Deja (re)vu - Reality relives a recent span of time --> All residents retain their memories of what happened before. They may act differently on the second pass.

Protocol --> Speed of Light is Variable --> Still very high, but Entrophy can be 'fed' to the Speed until it increases.
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>>22131064
Then we shouldn't micromanage so many sessions. Remember that on the Earth example, there were thousands.
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COMMAND: Set 3rd session race: Nekomi. A race of humanoids with feline characteristics. Physicially fit and intellectually curious but a tad lazy and uniterested in anything that doesn't lead to instant gratification.
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>>22131064

Oh, well, in that case:

>Fourth Session
EXECUTE COMMAND: Set PLAYER CLASSES
>BARD of SPACE
>BARD of TIME
>BARD of BLOOD
>BARD of DOOM
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>>22131064
>Activate 2nd session
Activate 1st and 3rd Session circumstantially simaltaneously A common origin of divergent realities. That would be the most efficient use of power.
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>>22131064
Command: Assign the following Titles to Mod Heroes:

-THIEF of RAGE
-SYLPH of BLOOD
-ROGUE of TIME
-KNIGHT of SPACE
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>>22131089
that.... is a lot of wild cards
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>>22131071

Accepted Protocol
>>22131065
The Veil is spawned with a Session whenever you create one.
Choose Command:
Spawn Cosmic Object: Universe.
Activate Time Protocols: Fast Forward.
Activate Time Protocols: Stop.
Spawn Session
Spawn Horrorterror
Spawn Cosmic Object
Spawn Glitch
Activate 2nd session
Spawn Dead Session
Spawn Dreambubbles from Horrorterrors
Spawn Green Sun
Spawn Black Hole
Spawn Endgame in session
ACTIVATE LIGHT PROTOCOLS
ACTIVATE BREATH PROTOCOLS
Time Protocol --> Deja (re)vu
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>>22131102
Plus it doesn't make sense. There's no balance, they're all Destroyers.
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>>22131086


Alright then.

Skip to when all sessions have spawned?
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>>22131122

>doubting the all-Bard session
>not wanting to sit back and chew popcorn as the havoc and chaos unfolds
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>>22131138
put a bard for every aspect in first, then we'll talk
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>>22131132
Of course. We are the master of the game, after all. The specifics are beneath us.
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>>22131147

True, I forgot we could have more than 4.

I would move for 12x Bard session in that case.
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>>22131147

Considering the amount of Aspects we added.

This would be a very entertaining session.
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>>22131138
Not really. In my head canon, you can't have multiples spawn for a session. That's why it's so damned difficult for me when I try and make sessions out of my friends, because some of them are just so similar for class/aspect.
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>>22131109
We have built possibly a recipe for disaster.

Should be Fun. Sure Accelerate to spawned time.

Such a dearth of Horrorterrors. They'll be overworked keeping those bubbles up with so few of the Horrorterrors to do it. I wonder what happens if a bubble 'pops'. . .
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>>22131161

But sessions where everyone is hopelessly screwed due to multiple spawns of ridiculous classes are the best sessions.
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>>22131151
>>22131157
It must be done, a singe all bard session with all aspect represented
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>>22131109
COMMAND: Activate Hope Protocol: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?! Allows a Hop player to temporarily defy the laws of reality creating mass and energy from nothing. Hope Player in question burns calories at 2x their normal rate while doing this however and will collapse once they've run out of energy and will be unable to do this again until they've refuled their calorie stores.
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>>22131174

You know, this makes me think, would an all-Sylph session be basically the best session ever? There would be no infighting, no drama, just healing everywhere and everyone getting along.
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>>22131161
With Respect, Sburb and related are all about breaking rules and breaking reality. Who say's you can't have multiple types? Who says you need a space or time player? If you run a game, these can easily be adjusted. . .
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>>22131150


ACTIVATING TIMESKIP.
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>>22131197
Space and Time are required for any potential success. Otherwise it's just a null session, a la B2.
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COMMAND: Spawn 100 Trillion Horrorterrors. Name every single one suzy.
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>>22131215

Yeah, but B2 made out fine thanks to shenanigans.
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>>22131215
My head canon says aspects related to or similar enough to space and time can substitute for standard space and time players.
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Timeskip complete.

Several sessions are now visible, one stands out.

It flashes many colors.

Not because of a Lord English type monster.

But rather because it is a session made up entirely out of bards for ever aspect.

The Black King and the Denizens are hiding in the veil.

That's how insane the session is.

(( Brb going on my other computer, in order to map some specific sessions to observe. ))
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>>22131232
Well yeah, but that's a super ultra rare occurrence. Plus they're worse off because it became a Void session, and they got those damned skeleton underlings. Let's stop discussing, start making.
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>>22131251
and it is the best session ever. watch it closely.
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>>22131251

Best session. My god, can you even imagine the insanity?
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>>22131215
Yes, according to Hussie's Homestuck.

But assuming you are running the game, as GM/Referee/Whatever, you have authority to alter that rule. Maybe Scratches are not made by Time Players, but are instead implementable by the PIOUS in an entreaty to ANGELs, brainless feathery assholes that they may be.

Maybe your frog quest occurs by nature of the Heart Aspect making the right frogs fall in love. . . Dating Sim style. Hilarity in the making.

Let's not forget that often, these are undertaken by pubescent not-yet-teenagers who are still goofy at this romance thing. Double hilarity.

I'm just saying, it's open to interpretation - - - Since, by playing a fan session, you are implicitly homebrewing rules.
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>>22131269
>>22131271
HIDING? Good lord, let's hope these players don't get out.
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>>22131279
Okay, I have to say, Frog Dating 101 sounds hilarious.
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>>22131251
Observe Mod session.
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>>22131088
COMMAND: SPAWN SESSION GLITCH: Gender Bent Player! The Prince is female!

COMMAND SPAWN SESSION GLITCH: NO PORTALS! There are no portals in the 3rd session! The player's must make do with flying machines or other vehicles that can cover a lot of distance!

ASSIGN THESE 6 CLASSES:
PRINCE OF DOOM: Female
MAGE OF TECH: Male
SEER OF GRIEF: Male
KNGHT OF FORGE: Female
HEIR OF TIME: Male
ROGUE OF SPACE: Female
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I am starting the Map.

I already know which session you're going to choose though
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>>22131332
Bards of course
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>>22131325
Wouldn't be genderbent, would just be a princess. All you've done is make it 3 fems and 1 dude.
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>>22131287

>12 Bards
>Nobody has any idea what they are doing
>420 blaze it all day
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>>22131341


More than twelve.

We added more aspects,
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>>22131325
CORRECTION: HEIR OF TIME: Male
ROGUE OF SPACE: Female

These two become

BISHOP OF BEAT: Male
PSYCHOPOMP OF VOID: Female

fucking fingers...not typing what I want you to type.
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>>22131341
>>22130983
a mere 12, my good sir, you are sorely mistaken.
we have this many aspects
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>>22131349

What have we done?
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>>22131357
>>22130983

>Bard of Blaze(ing it)
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>>22131300
I ran this as an IRC one-shot session for my Pathfinder group. It then turned into a 5-shot as the Pafthfinder DM went and got sick. We had Frog-Dating Sim for the Heart Aspect.

We also had a Knight of Speed playing orbital defense with the Reckoning asteroids - keeping the planet safe and buying time. Until he learned to use them offensively with the help of the space player - who played like Yugo from Wakfu. Portals everywhere!

While it deviated from the canon is quite a many ways, it was buckets of fun. It's now my groups go-to second game to breakup heavy sessions, replacing Paranoia - so that says something.

OP ==> Eagerly awaiting maps.
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BEHOLD MY SHITTY ART SKILLS

Those are symbols, by the way.

The sessions are all circle like normal.
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>>22131337
No. Genderbent. Prince is a class description, being a Princess means you create with your assigned aspect rather than destroying it.

Being a Prince she she destroys doom and destroys with doom so she can blast incoming death right off her fellow players or cause things to die with coherent blasts of doom.

We're the forces behind SBURB remember? We make up our own rules, and that one is mine, even if it only applies to my session.
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>>22131351
What is a Psychopomp? A mind reader? My dictionary doesn't have that defined.
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>>22131383
A psychopomp is the creature you see right before you die.

Like the Grim reaper.
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>>22131380

Wouldn't a Prince of Doom save people from doomed timelines, then? Saving people from death seems to be more so the purview of Life.
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>>22131375
Corrupted session? That doesn't sound like active, null, or void. . . I wonder what happened here.

Let's inspect that. (obviously we'll keep an eye on the bards, too) We're omniscient enough
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>>22131375
Please state which race lives in which session OP.

I know we're gonna look at the Bard session but we can look at one of the others as a breather once we've had a little too much barding around.
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>>22131392
I thought Prince was given to people meant to destroy things. Such as the Prince of Hope.
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>>22131375
... the bard session has 50 bards. it must be watched.
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>>22131398

It has been altered by outside forces. A parasite lives in its First Guardian.
>>22131400

Omega: Mushroom people
Beta: Mods
Rad: A species of creatures with black horns and green skin.
Corrupted: Intense glitches have changed how the session works beyond all relief.
Bard Session: Humans
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>>22131392
Okay good point.

When the Bishop of Beat knocks himself and alternates of the other players out of timelines the prince of doom can preserve them from the whole "yous gonna die" thing.

>>22131390
And yes, by definition The Psychopomp of void uses their powers to reap enemies souls and to prevent their allies from dying.
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>>22131418

Prince destroys the aspect or destroys *through* the aspect. Note how Eridan both destroyed hope and fired off big ol' honkin' white energy beams of what was presumably hope.
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When I say "Observe session" I mean I will literally be spriting shit.

So please just choose one for now.
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>>22131437

Rad Session, Bards will be too overwhelming at the moment. Save them for later.
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>>22131437
my vote goes bard
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>>22131418
A prince destroys hope and destroys things with hope.

>>22131427
I generated some Cat people though... Are they in the corrupted session?
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>>22131450
They can be in Pentra.
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>>22131427
>A parasite lives in it's First Guardian.
That's all flavors of creepy/delightful!

I will vote for Corrupted Session (expecting to be outvoted) Still enjoying the ride!
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>>22131431
Ah, I see. That makes perfect sense then, like how Dirk, the Prince of Heart, is destroying the story THROUGH his aspect, which would be the unspeakably retarded gay drama that is going on whenever the R-Kids show up. Yes that makes perfect sense.
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>>22131459
Cool, let us look upon the hell that is the corrupted session.

We generated those 1 trillion horrorterrors right?

I've totally got this thing where the Jims mate with the Suzys to make new horrorterrors and their courtship lasts a million years.

Competition is intense.
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>>22131474

>implying that stuff is not Jake's fault

C'mon now, Hussie even lampshaded this in the actual comic.
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>>22131491
It's Hussie's fault for making a comic this bad.
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>>22131486
Corrupted session it is!

There are 6 players.

Knight of Fear
Lord of Force
Thane of Death
Thief of Dreams
Fiend(ess) of Doom
Princess of Shade

Which of their worlds would you like to first observe?
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>>22131508
Fiend of Doom. no (ess) about it, I don't care if that's a she, she's gonna wear her male specific pronoun with pride.
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>>22131508
All so gloomy - - - Hehe. (Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom. . .)

Let's see the Lord of Force's place.
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>>22131508

Missed opportunity to not include a Sylph of Heart or something alongside all of the no doubt CRAWWLIIING IN MY SKIIIINNN emo teens for maximum hilarity.
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>>22131508
>>22131542
Something tells me that these people are probably way competent and have evolved beyond the need for drama. Regardless, let's see that Fiend of Doom Lady.
She sounds like a class that rules through minions rather than direct action. . .

I wonder what her session's natives are?
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Rolled 3

>>22131541
>>22131537
Force for 123 Doom for 456
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>>22131562
>probably way competent and have evolved beyond the need for drama.

>Sburb
>session with no drama

I think you overestimate their chances.
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>>22131562
Horny Toads, they can cry blood after all.
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I am having some trouble with Underlings, weven though it's really easy.

But don't worry, it'll be done soon,
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>>22131594
GToad the first guardian?
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>>22131574
Yeah, that's not going to get Chekov gun-downed in the first glimpse of the session.

I'm sure someone has a recipe for alchemizing a drama bomb. . . It's too powerful not to weaponize!
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>>22131611
All I can picture in response to that is an enormous bullfrog wearing Galactus's hat.
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>>22131638
It must be so.
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>>22131611


The first Guardian is pretty much Scratch in a purple suit with a Pumpkin for a head.
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>>22131655
curses, oh well, still an interesting guardian.
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>>22131537


This is the land of Forest and Skulls.

The player is not currently visible it seems, but some of her UNDERLINGS are.

Since she is a Fiend, she commands the Underlings on her planet, acting as their Denizen.

Corrupted sessions are created so that other sessions can go and raid them, to prevent the players inside from invading even more sessions.
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>>22131677
Well that means the Second Guardian is Toadlactus, an enormous toad that wields the power cosmic. His mortal enemy is Hololithic Rex, who hungers for the key to the prison, The Ley Line Gate Key.

The Second Session hasHololithic Rex and the Third Session has Toadlactus.
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>>22131689
Fascinating, so what you're telling us is that Items like the Ley Line Gate key are spawned occasionally to allow a sort of natural selection to take place between sessions?
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>>22131731


Yup.

Or you jab just hijack a meteor or ship like in Canon Homestuck.

There are many ways to enter other sessions, but they are varied.
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>>22131689

>Corrupted session players invade the Bard session
>None return
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>>22131740


Nobody escapes the bard Session.

The Bard Session is so feared hat even consorts know of it.
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>>22131731
>>22131734
interesting..
god help them when
>suddenly bards
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>>22131748


Bards are this version of Sburb's lord english.

It must be so.
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>>22131734
alright cool, They Ley Line Key is part of a system of checks and balances put in place by the guardians to deal with Hololithic Rex who is himself part of a longshot gamble by a being of Eldritch Power to come into existence.

The second Session Players must find a way to get ahold of the Ley Line Gatkey and escape to another session before Hololithic Rex uses it or else the consequences will be dire.
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So, here's a serious question.

are all the players in the bardsession dudes or half of them gals?

No particular reason, just curious.
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>>22131775
i would say either 50/50 or 60/40
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>>22131689
Accelerate a little bit. What do we observe these underlings doing?

We'll check the session logs too. Have other sessions made contact with the corrupted session yet? Or has that possibility not yet come to pass?

Underlings -- Reveal your prototypings and natures.
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>>22131764
Oooh.

Ooooh.

What if Hololithic Rex is SBURBs attempt to wipe out the bards and infact the reason that the bards decide to escape their session.

We have fifty bards, even if 10 of them died in battle with hololithic rex that would be plenty of chaos to go around.
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I am working on another post, just you wait.

Hee hee.
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>>22131802
I like it. The Bards of Space, Time, Star, Speed, and Dreams actively looking to find/create a way out to lead their comrades in a gloriously bardly crusade across the sessions? Lead by the Bard of Fear?
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You are now Jack Noir.

You have been tasked by The Lord of Force with escorting these underlings to the Land of Snow and Ruins.

You hate the Lord of Force, very much.
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>>22131845
a wild Agent appears
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>>22131802
If they die in battle, you may rest assured that they will end up on Quest Beds and Moon Crypts.

Bards --> The party's not over until we say it's over. . .
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>>22131792
They are prototyped with a bestiary, a knife, a torch, a black king chess piece, an 8-ball, and a statue of Ganondorf.
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>>22131827
I like it.

Okay for starters:

COMMAND: GENERATE SESSION GLITCH: No God Tier Beds! There are no God Tier beds anywhere in the Bard Session, none of them can ascend to god teir via normal SBURB means. (like that's going to stop them.)

Next up, Hololithic Rex is a Galactus level threat, he can, and will eat your world if he feels its warranted, he cannot communicate and probably isn't even sapient. He can generate matter and energy on the fly and pull doubles of himself from alternate timelines to fight alongside himself. When killed he will detonate with the force of a low yield nuclear bomb.

I think that MIGHT be enough to kill a few bards and slow them down for maybe a month. I give Rex a Week at most
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>>22131911

This glitch is accepted.

However, the bardometer notices this and makes it so that Bards can turn Quest Beds from other sessions into their quest beds with a thought.
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>>22131929
so now the bards steal beds too? fancy.
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Pan Map view to the Land of Snow and Ruins.

What obstacles lie in their way? What destination do they seek there? Are the ruins related to the Forge?
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>>22131911
>>22131929
actually, what if a Bard could only now ascend it destroyed with a legendary artifact keyed to/made from either their Aspect or it's complete opposite?
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>>22131929
>can turn Quest Beds from other sessions into their quest beds with a thought.

This enables foreign players to die on Their Quest bed of their Class/Aspect and awaken in GodTier Mode as Bard of their Aspect. It will be a Bard's Quest bed. . . Spooky thought.

And you thought they couldn't escape their session. . .
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>>22131947


Working on this.

Discuss bards while I am gone.
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>>22131929
Why you little... Okay lets try and see how god hax the Bardometer can get.

COMMAND: GENERATE SESSION GLITCH: NO LORE! There is no lore of any kind period in the Bard's Session, they do not learn about the uses and limits of their powers like normal SBURB Players, they can only figure things out via experimentation.

I'm getting the feeling "If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine" is in effect.
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>>22131979


The cluelessness just makes the Bard's powers even more chaotic.
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>>22131979
>>22131952
a combination seems to be in order, yes?
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>>22131979
I was going to quote that.

But who knows. Maybe all their weaponry is lute and flying pie based?

Imagine the culture. Galactic War waged with Space Pie fired from mass drivers.

Ship to ship boarding actions, repelled with Banana peels and seltzer water. MIME WARFARE!
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>>22131952
You have a damn fine point. What if each bard has a special item attainable only via their aspect power, upon obtaining this item they achieve godhood?

This way we don't have them stealing quest bed and it gives them a legitimate reason to tear their session apart. They don't give a fuck about skaia and all that, they want their god teir item.
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>>22132017
I like the idea of having all instrument based weaponry, especially for the Bard of Time (Time players usually have some kind of instrument theme thingy for their powers)
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>>22132030
oooh, if the item is lost, the revert to a non-god tier state somehow? a Just Death or something?
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>>22132051
err, *they
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>>22132016
Lets go with that, the Bard of <insert aspect here> Manages to get his godhax powers by destroying a giant clock.

So all the bards start wrecking clocks. Within a day there are no intact clocks left in their session. The bard of rage grief wrecks a tomb and gets his abilities that way so they start desecrating grave yards... Things snowball from there.
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>>22132051
on the one hand rampaging their session into ruins in an attempt to find their item is amusing.

On the other hand giving them a trinket, weapon, or armor piece that provides them with their godhax powers is much more balanced.

I say if they lose the item they're back to normal, and a Just Death or a Heroic death will do the same thing.
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>>22132033
The bard session is basically Battle of the Bands
24/7

They all look like KISS and Sting, and full-body-paint and long hair.

All their machines go up to '11'.

Their alchemized vehicles are all touring vans loaded with soundsystems. They do sonic attacks and are painted with wizards and gods and the Lore of their Land - which being blanked out makes no sense whatsoever. It just runs on and on and intermixes Every Mythology into a kludge of pseudoculture.

These bards. These Musical Maestros in the Maelstrom of Discordant Destruction. . . They are guided by the Spirit of Radio - their Guardian, maybe?
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>>22132083
>>22132107
so they rampage to find their item, then protect it with great paranoia as the other bards try to take it in an attempt for them to ascend themselves, not knowing it won't work.
Cue Machiavellian schemes that keep the bards from interfering with the other sessions until all 50 bards have ascended.
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>>22132117
I like this.
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Ah yes, the Land of Snow and Ruins.

A barren world. Home of the Princess of Shade.

Her underlings are feral, feasting on anything within reach.

To pass through this land is a dangerous task.
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>>22132117
yes, yes good.
>>22132130
And now we know what the lights are for, its an enormous never ending battle of the bands and machiavellian merry go round that will end when Hololithic Rex escapes his session and attempts to kill them all.
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>>22132216
Let it be so my friends
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>>22132235
Change view to Bard session planet?
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>>22132256
we we're just working on hashing out lore/fluffy stuff for it, but sure. This will be interesting, what do you guys think?
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>>22132282
sigh, *were
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LAND OF RAINBOWS AND RAVEMONKEYS.
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>>22132343
...I would act surprised, but it's the bard session, sooo, yeah. which bard resides here?
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>>22132367
Bard of Rays

Which means Bard of Colors essentially
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>>22132343
The Denizen for at least one of these guys has to be Mok.
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I like the monkeys. Seems appropriate.

As Skaian/Sburban/Universal Operators, I have to ask. Are we safe here? Observing the Bards so directly? Are they aware of us?
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>>22132416
we are, essentially, Skaia/SBURB itself. We can reset everything if need be. EVERYTHING. we are safe.... I think.
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>>22132416
The monkeys know we are here.

Look at the bottom left of the LORAR image.
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>>22132445
COMMAND: The Monkies know too much. Wipe them from existence.
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>>22132467


We tried.

It didn't work.
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as you can see from the bard of Rays' world, the Bard server players can be very... creative.
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>>22132474
.... observe from a safe distance. Minimum, hover over the session reset button, just in case.
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>>22132474
That is terrifying. Keep the panic button primed and ready to go.
>>22132487
Especially since we're doing this.
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>>22132564
I fucking hate those monkies. I hope Hololithic rex kills them all.

Lets go somewhere else... anywhere else. I can feel its eyes on my soul.
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>>22132586
Agreed, let's go check on the Bard of Time or the Bard of Space or something
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>>22132586
WELCOME TO THE LAND OF UBOAS AND GLOOM.

HOME OF THE BARD OF FEAR.
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>>22132666
ah yes, the Bard of Fear, obviously our eventually BBEG for the other sessions. He must also use the bagpipe as his instrument of choice. Truely horifying
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>>22132666
Is that land populated by idort faces?\
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>>22132691


He literally has an army of screeching deathmetal faces.

That's what uboas are..
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>>22132700
i get that and all, it would just be amusingly bard like to give him bagpipes rather than say, and electric guitar with alchemized uber amps in it.
actually, that works too.
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Create: Manifestation_of_God
Enable free_will on Manifestation_of_God
Enable judgement on Manifestation_of_God
Enable Power_over_creation on Manifestation of God
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>>22132700
That is terrifying.
>>22132732

Backpack with two bagpipes and some amps alchemized into it. Heavymetal Keytar that can double as an electric guitar, his Bagpipepack responds to his thoughts via his heavy metal masque.
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>>22130028


Alright, this thread has done its run.

It was the most perfect brainstorming ever, but it's time to put it to rest.

I want to create Vaguequest anyways
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>>22132761
so, this was just a brainstorm for something bigger and better? if so, i am interested in the bigger/better
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>>22132760
this would be a fantastic character
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>>22130484
i've been around since before there was a 4chan/tg/ and i like homestuck enough to run SBURB RP using a homebrew system i wrote



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