Oh. Never thought I'd see this again.

go back to the party

>>22190425
"And?"

>Start taking bets

I don't see why Young wants to separate them and generally when two famous figures start beating the shit out of each other, the best thing to do is to make the most out of it.

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>>22190425
"And this is my problem... how?"

>>22190425

Who the hell is Lindy? And why is it my problem?

>>22190425
>fucks given

Absolutely zero.

"She's YOUR little toy. You deal with her."

>>22190457

Or record it.

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>>22190425

zero.

>>22190461
I think she's talking about Lindenburg

>>22190461
This

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>>22190425
oh shit its the timeining

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yes

YES

YEEEES

>the number of fucks given is pic related

is it possible to give anti fucks, and instigate even more? That's what we should do.

>>22190425
planefag, just wanna let you know. You made my Christmas.

>>22190522
No, see, our fucks are in a fluid state. To give no fucks, we must take no fucks. Or more accurately we must balance our fucks given and fucks taken to reach a net result of zero fucks.

It's all very zen once you understand.

>>22190544

the Tao of Young.

Wait, didn't our sister set Dr. Seuss on fire?

Maybe we should give a fuck.

>>22190562
Oh shit, right. Fuck.

We just want to spend some fun time with our friends and Minna, is that too much to ask?

>>22190562
>>22190579

We aren't obligated to give a fuck just because our idiot sister set someone on fire.

>>22190425
Robin is involved. We have no choice but to give some sort of a fuck.

>>22190595

no, we have no more fucks to give. robin made her bed, now she can lie in it.

besides, it's party time.

[X] Give less than or equal to zero fucks.
[X] Persuade her to stop giving a dissimilar number of fucks.
[X] Persuade her to forget about it and join the party.

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>>22190579
>>22190562
Nyet, comrades. You are remembering wrong. Amelia just said that Lindberugh just set Seuss on fire. Perhaps you need to come with me, you're obviously have memory problems.

>>22190595
You think she's somehow responsible for the fight? As this and that may be two separate things

>>22190425
>Your problems? Who cares!
>People ruining my party? THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!! Taking bets now.

>>22190612
It's entirely possible we give no fucks while putting out fires, figurative or literal.

>>22190595
He does have a point, obvious threats to our sanity and health aside.

>>22190614

Directly in front of you the damaged double-doors are thrown wide by a good-looking woman in flight leathers.

You recognize her instantly.

"COME QUICK!" cries Amalia Earhart. "Your sister just set Dr. Seuss on fire!"

Nope.

Fucks are only given IF our sister is torching people.

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>>22190425
NO FUCKS

capcha: eseSta Recorder
Actually, capcha's right. We need a camera on that.

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>>22190635

>"Dr. Seuss and Lindy are beating the shit out of each other!" Amelia exclaims. "I need help to pull them apart!"

Da.

>>22190620
AHahah, YES. THAT IS AWESOME.

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>>22190635

Looks like we have a counterrevolutionary in our midst.

A terrible feeling of familiarity weaves its way through the booze-haze. Two people, at least one of them famous, beating the crap out of each other, and somebody wants you to intervene. This bullshit is past stale, it's downright FORMULAIC.

"Yeah, no," you tell Amelia. "Who the hell is Doctor Seuss? What a goofass name." You SLAM the briefing room door right in her face, and repair to the party to enjoy yourself thoroughly, draining your beer as you go. You spot Minna to one side and weave over to her, smiling happily.

"Hey," she says, grinning. "What was that?"

"I think it was Amelia Earheart!" you reply, draining your third beer of the night and tossing the bottle away. You lean in close. "She's famous," you tell Minna seriously.

"Oh," she replies. "What did she want?"

"Something about Lindy and Doctor Snu's fighting," you say, shrugging. There was something else...? About your sister, and fire, but you grew up with the words "sister" and "fire" in very close proximity and nobody ever died yet, so what's one more day?

>IT'S PARTY TIEM
>Who do you want to talk to?
>Who is not present, but SHOULD BE?

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>>22190635
Amelia, you are out of luck
Today, I shall not give a fuck

>>22190706
>IT'S PARTY TIEM

>>22190706
>You SLAM the briefing room door right in her face, and repair to the party to enjoy yourself thoroughly, draining your beer as you go.
>repair
Whoopsies!

Where's our crew?

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>>22190711

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>>22190706

>>IT'S PARTY TIEM

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>>22190706
IT'S PARTY TIME

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>>22190620

>IT'S PARTY TIEM

>>22190724
Dunno about Ian, but Sean and Mio are getting.... acquainted.

>>22190706
>IT'S PARTY TIEM
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

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>>22190736

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>>22190706
>IT'S PARTY TIEM

>>22190736
>>22190620
Keep them coming comrade.

>>22190706
I'd be more concerned about this, but aren't we vaguely concerned Amelia Bedelia is corrupting our sister?

>IT'S PARTY TIEM
>Robin maybe should be present?

>>22190620
>>22190711
I don't know why, but this quest seems to account for about a third of /tg/'s awesome.

>Who do you want to talk to?

Let`s hit on MInna.

>>22190706

PARTY. TIME.

Also bring Minna.

>>22190768
>>22190762
Those three are the only three he's done so far, but he's said he's gonna do more.

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>Who is not present, but SHOULD BE?
Heidimarie, obviously.

>>22190762
STARE DOWN THE BEAST.
Now I want to see him do an art of the next stage.

Does he have a DeviantArt account?

>>22190737
In that case, let's get Tesla in here. Seems like it'd be fun.

>>22190907
She's ''taking care'' of Paddy at the moment.

>>22190907
Better get sanya as well.

>>22190922
She is not lewd.

>>22190909
No, unfortunately.

>>22190934
Yes but is Paddy?

>>22190946
Shame.

>>22190934
She will be if Kotters shows up.

>>22190934
Eila too, they have to start somewhere.

>>22190769
Amelia, the 501st, our crew. Pick one who gets to corrupt Robin. Which would you choose?

>>22191027
Most of the 501st survives history.

>>22190769
>>22191027
Are we sure that she'll be the one who's going to be corrupted? Because it seems to me that it'll be the other way around.

Which is admitedly a terrifying prospect.

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"So," you say to Minna, opening another beer for both of you, "how's the party?"

She smirks at you. "I think if you hadn't done this, we'd all be insane right now," she says. Her eyes cut towards the door, and you know what she's thinking about - the big, dark War that lurks in the shadowed hallways outside. "In fact, I was invited to an officers-only party upstairs, but..." she scans the room, full of jubilant and ever-drunker pilots and Witches -"I think I like this one better." She scans the room, leaning against the party-cart, her lithe body relaxed for the first time in a while. "Where's Ian?"

"He's... talking with Perrine."

Minna squints at you. "Which one of them is tied up?"

"No, actually talking! They both stopped being retarded for a minute."

"Oh. That's good," Minna says, sipping at her beer. "... where's Mio? She'd never miss a party like this."

"Really? Not for anything?"

Minna smiles warmly at a memory only she can see. "Every time. She's Navy, after all, and she's drunk more sailors under the table then you could believe. The only thing that'd make her miss a party is..." Minna blinks.

Her head swivels slowly to look at you.

"Pilot," she says softly. "Where's Sean?"

>truth?

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>>22190922
such nonesense!

>>22191055
>Drunk sailors under the table
Hue

>>22191055
Improving Amero-Jap relations

>>22191055

[ ] Tell the Truth. "Minna, she's boinking Sean. Right now. Above us.IN THA NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWDZ."

>>22191055
>truth?

Yeah, they're together. She needed the dick before she killed someone.

>>22191055
weeeeelllll, I dunno, but I bet Mio knows.

>>22191055
"Seeing how loud he can make the headboard bang, ma'am."

Pause.

"Letting Mio divebomb his carrier deck?"

Pause.

"Letting her banzai charge with his officer's sidearm?"

>>22191055
''I think that you can guess.''

>>22191093
Voting

>>22191055
I...i think honesty may actually be the best policy here for once.

>>22191055
>quote what Mio said to Sean.

>>22191093
Committing Seppuku with his sword?

>>22191102
But what if it's not? WHAT THEN?

>>22191093
Oh gods, this!

>>22191055
"Drinking Mio under the table. Why?"

>>22191119
This is a good one.

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>>22191119
I see what you did there.

And I like it.

>>22191093

THIS!!

>>22191093
this is excellent!

>>22191055
Truth.

"Sean's with Mio, Mio's with Sean. They're probably still fucking."

>>22191093
>>22191119
Heheheh.

Oh god, my sides.

>>22191055

>truth
Bros before hoes, but I'm unsure on how to cover Sean. Going "With Mio" may very well make her storm out of party and fuck bother over (pun intended).
Going "No clue" invites Tsun when she gets wind of us knowing it.

>"No clue"
It's not like we could have enough of it ...

>>22191093
>>22191119
"Trying to get his Nambu to explode in her hands, I bet."

Does anybody still have the 'AND THEN THEY FUCKED' screencap?
Need to convert a bored Texan.

"Dogfighting."

Her familiar's a doberman, right?

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>>22191205

>>22191139
Minna's getting drunk, so she PROBABLY won't get it. Until Young makes the same offer.

If she still has her mind in the morning after wearing her ahegao face all night Young might be in trouble. On the other hand Sean and Mio won't be in trouble since they didn't do anything Minna didn't do twice.

>>22191186
Winner

>>22191205
Well, you're in luck, since a Texan was the guy who 'capped it in the first place.

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"I honestly don't know," you reply with compete and utter truthiness.

Minna's eyes harden as she bears down on you. "Oh, really. What DO you know?"

You swallow. "Uh, they saw each other, earlier. Sean broke her gun because it was crap, and then they talked."

"And?"

"They said words," you say cleverly.

Minna closes in, pressing you against the boozecart. "What words did they say?"

"... like, at *first* base or at uh this SECOND base right here at Barin, ahaha, like, not when we were at the bar in Sutton's Farm, right eh heh heh-"

"*Last* words," Minna purrs, sending a thrill of terror up your spine.

"She said, uh... Sean."

"And?"

"Sean, I'm..." you trail off, twirling your hand airily. "It was so... so heartfelt and direct, Minna. The emotion, the raw emotion, the love..." you wipe at your dry eyes. "I can't repeat it here, it was too private... too sweet."

Minna nods, understandingly, before slamming her body into yours, pinning you against the cart, and bringing her knee up against your crown jewels and applying pressure.

"Sean I'm going to fuck you until it's rape," you say immediately, and Minna's eyes widen with pure and utter horror.

>>22191218
>>22191228
Thank you very much, my dear friends of pantsless entertainment.

>mein sides

"LOOK MAN I WAS TRYING TO SOFTEN THE BLOW WITH SOME NICE WHOLESOME INNUENDO SPEAKING OF SOFTENING AND BLOWING I BET HE CAN'T EVEN GET IT UP ANY MORE"

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>>22191238
Minna's face when.

>>22191185
>>22191185
If she tries to go bother them, we'll just have to ''stop'' her.

>>22191185
I'm not sure why she'd object to Mio fucking a guy she likes as Mio's a big girl and not some naive newbie and I doubt Minna's stupid enough to get in the way of that.

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>>22191238

>>22191238
dang it

>>22191238
>"Sean I'm going to fuck you until it's rape," you say immediately, and Minna's eyes widen with pure and utter horror.
Lewd.

And hilarious.

Tell me video recording technology has been witched or Tesla'd enough to record the shitstorm this is going to lead to.

>>22191238
Getting between them would be suicide. I'm sure minna knows this.

>>22191238
>You swallow
For a second I thought that was his answer.

>>22191238
>>Minna nods, understandingly, before slamming her body into yours, pinning you against the cart, and bringing her knee up against your crown jewels and applying pressure.

Second day after hookinh up and he's already whipped.

>>22191102
SEE? I TOLD YOU BUT NOOOOOOOOO

>>22191298
If you go and woo the cat-o'-nine-tials, that's not surprising.

>>22191307
Eh, she would have found out eventually

Never thought I'd see this quest again, it truly is a Christmas miracle. Good thing too, I had just run out of trashy military slice of life anime to watch.

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>>22191238

>>22191331

How if only we had Strikers '89, today will be perfect.

>>22191238
NOW KISS MINNA.

>>22191238

...Was saying that part of the plan?

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>>22191238

>>22191316
Shush, don't give Planefag, and thus Minna, any ideas.

>>22191339
No, because then you'd have to choose between Strikers and this. And we know what quest wins when planefag rolls around.

>>22191331
What, done with Tank Girls in Pants already?

>>22191364

Yes.

Ice Quest Wins.

>>22191350
Our manhood was threaten, we the way of France for that is the only way to go, unless you want to risk the chance that Miyafuji may not be able to fix you.

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"What!?" you object, incredulous. "Mio carries a gun and a sword and she finds grenades in her pockets like other people find LINT, honey, she's no victim-"

"Ooooh," Minna says, pinching your cheeks and stretching them out, "you adorable little self-centered moron bastard pilot yooou." Her head falls forward and bumps into your chest. "Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT," Minna complains, banging her head against your chest with each exclamation. "Oh no. Poor Sean. Oh no."

"... what?" you repeat, thoroughly confused.

"My second-in-command is SEXUALLY ASSAULTING A LOWER-RANKED OFFICER!" Minna yells at you, shaking you by your shirtfront. "She's taken advantage of him! Exploited him! She's *forcing herself upon him!* How could you let this happen!?" You see Minna sinking into the dark pit of despair again, mountains of paperwork looming over her head, the Filing Tray of Damocles.

Slowly, through the pleasant boozefuzz, her meaning sinks in.

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"... HEY," you object. "It's us MEN that do the sexual predation!" you object, striking your chest with your thumb to emphasize the point. "Don't get too cocky!"

"Speak for yourself," Minna purrs, falling against you again. You try to turn your head sideways and sip from your beer, but she plucks it from your hand and tosses it over her shoulder carelessly, eliciting a hoarse shout of surprise from somewhere aft. Your feet scrabble for purchase on the slick wooden floorboards of the briefing room as Minna pulls you in and whispers into your ear.

"Forgot your bathtime adventures already, hmm?"

"iseeyourpoint," you breathe raggedly.

"Oh," Minna sniggers. "Look who's 'cocky' now."

"AMNOT" you sneeze, letting your feet slide on the slick boards, dropping you right out from between Minna and the cart. Prone on the floor, you slide yourself under the cart - only to have Minna seize your ankles.

>She's still upset!
>"Comfort" her about the "scandal" about to explode
>Actually explain it's okay

>>22191364
>20-30 minutes between updates
>can't read both at the same time

The fuck?

>>22191378
Oh, Minna. You card.

>>22191374

We're a big guy.

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>>22191378
But Minna it will be at least 40 more years before the courts actually care about females raping males!

>>22191384
>Actually explain it's okay
No, really, it was consensual.

>Actually explain it's okay
Let's not make Mio's life any more uncomfortable. Poor thing has to command twelve little girls with PTSD.

>>22191393
Not for long with that frame of mind.

>>22191393

It may be extremely painful.

>>22191384

>Actually explain it's okay. Mio needs this.

Blah blah SuWQ blah blah bitching blah blah SWQ blah blah blah.

>>22191384
Comfort mode, engage!

>>22191411
"Minna, he consented the shit out of her. It was the most horrible bloodbath of willingness I've ever seen."

>>22191384
everything is fine, they destroyed the video evidence right before hand

>>22191384

Explain it's okay. Except for Sean's pelvis. And the fact that you really need him for the next mission.

>Actually explain it's okay

She seems to miss the implication that it's consenual (sean certainly didn't struggle against her).... and there was the whole makeout session before hand.

>>22191384
>Actually explain it's okay. Mio needs this. Sean needs this, that prick.

>>22191384

>>Actually explain it's okay

>>22191391
It works if you're just reading, but if you start posting it means a choice.

>>22191384
Well it's no worse than anything Minna did to us. Or to Cupcake. Explain it in those terms, with graphic detail and evidence! By which I mean your penis

>>22191384

[X] Actually explain it's okay.

Mio needs to blow off some steam...

>>22191384
>Actually explain it's okay
He'll be fiiiiine.

>>22191417

FOR YOU.

>>22191436
>there was the whole makeout session before hand.
Actually, we didn't mention that. Maybe if we did, and framed everything in that context, it'll make Minna feel better about this.

>>22191364
Eh, the last episode of Girls in Pants are For comes out in a couple days, need to kill time until then, THEN I will be out.

>>22191384
>Actually explain it's okay

The comfort option just reeks of sleazy. And we're many things, a jerk, an asshole, a moron, a drunk, but we are not sleazy.

>>22191384
>Actually explain it's okay

"Minna, they're currently having the most wild consensual sex that the world has ever seen. Before she said that Sean declared his love for her and they shoved their tongues down each other's throats. If we interrupt them we'll have two crazed swordsmen after us, let them be happy together, they deserve it."

>>22191384
>Actually explain it's okay
"Technically the term 'until' would imply her to stop as soon as the consensual basis is withdrawn. And in either case the bragging rights attached justify just about any test of endurance. In fact, the worse he looks afterwards, the higher the yiel- No! No beating, please! That's assault!"

>Actually explain it's okay.

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"Minna!" you cry as she drags you out from under the cart. "IT WAS CONSENSUAL!"

"I'm sure it WAS," Minna wails, flumphing to the floorboards besides you, sitting cross-legged indian style. Elbows on her legs, she cradles her poor aching head in her hands. "But Mio is...."

"Abso-fucking-lutely insane?" you supply.

"Enthusiastic," Minna says a bit testily, defending her friend. "If two men shove a girl into a streetcar and you see it, what would you do?"

"Whip out my pistol and tell them to leggo!" you reply immediately.

Minna nods. "And you see a guy being pinned down by a *Witch,* what's the first thing you think?"

You rub your jacket pocket nervously, where the Rape Whistle still resides, ready, waiting, useless.

"Um."

>>22191594
( ◕‿‿◕)

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>>22191594
NOTHING!!!

>>22191594
"'Fuck me, not again, who is it this time'?"

>>22191594
nothing?

>>22191594
>Take my gaze off the mirror?

>>22191594
If he objected, he'd have struggled and I'd have stepped in. I know him, he wouldn't take that laying down, he's too goddamn Irish for that.

>>22191594

Lucky son of a bitch.

>>22191629
THIS
THIS
GO WITH THIS

>>22191594
"Either 'that lucky sonofabitch' or 'idiot, his fault for getting caught'?"

>>22191629
AW JEAH

>>22191629

DO IT

AHAHAHA

>>22191629
Deme, pay fucking attention to this. I'm voting for it.

>>22191594
What other people said, and maybe ask her what she thinks Mio would do in this situation.

"She's not a wild animal, Minna. Well, she's Japanese, but you know what I mean. Is she really the type who's take advantage of a serviceman and leave it at that?"

>>22191641
It really is astonishing how she is concerned about others when she is all too ready to do the fucking same thing.

>>22191629

thisssss

>>22191683
That is how all humans are. "Do as I say, not as I do."

>>22191683
Yeah, Young is just as myopic. I fully expect them to someday start accusing each other of sneaking into the other's bed before they realize they've been married for seven years.

>>22191751
>seven years
HA! He'll be in the White House by the time they realize that.

>>22191751
those poor cops....

>>22191770
"Mister President, there's been a situation with one of our U-2 spyplanes..."

"...are you talking to the chair?"

>>22191770
Can't be President without being 45.

>>22191770
I'd pay money to see a story with a presidential candidate that acts like Young.

>>22191783
35

>>22191594
Ah rape whistle, our old friend.

>>22191751
Hm... Their future...
At some point he will positively remark she would keep the house in Teutonic Order.

>>22191794
Anon is absolutely correct and I have forgotten my middle school civics classes.

>>22191831

DISHONORABURR

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>>22191831
off with his head!

>>22191629
I'll fifth this

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Still rubbing the useless whistle, you narrow your eyes at Minna. "I'd wonder why somebody mounted a mirror on the ceiling of your room, that's what."

Minna's usual composure slips as a blush appears from her collar and climbs swiftly for her hairline. "Uhm. Uh."

You cross your arms defensively. "ANYWAYS. I think Sean will be fine."

Minna glowers at you. "Being courted by a woman that waves a sword is 'fine?'"

"Minna, I saw them having an actual swordfight the other night. Sean was having a goddamn ball."

Minna blinks.

"And just before Mio jumped him, Sean kissed her... then he took away her Nambu, literally crushed it into a ball with his bare hands, and vowed vengeance upon all who would so poorly-equip his beloved Witch."

Minna's mouth drops open.

"I think he'll be fine."

"... oh," Minna says, her trepidation and stress flowing away, her body visibly relaxing as she leans her back against the base of a briefing-room desk. "Oh. Thank god." She giggles a little, hiding her mouth with her hand reflexively. "I've been so worried for Mio; I didn't think she'd find a man who could meet her... uh, standards."

"Don't relax yet, sweetheart," you rumble. "After all, you did rape ME."

All conversation and merrymaking within thirty feet of you come to a screeching halt.

>nah just kidding
>PLUNGE FORWARD

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>>22191874
Never retreat! NEVER SURRENDER!

>>22191874
>>nah just kidding
"Not that I'm complaining"

>>22191874
"Rape? I meant 'Grape'! She threw bunches of grapes at me in a food fight. Ha ha ha ha! Ha."

>>22191874
>nah just kidding

THE LINE

>>22191874

[ ] Nah just kidding

>>22191874
>tact? what is this tact you speak of?
>PLUNGE FORWARD
>IN ALL HONESTLY, IT WASN'T THAT BAD
>BUT MY BACK STILL HURTS A LITTLE

>>22191874
>nah just kidding

>>22191874

>>nah just kidding

>>22191874
>>nah just kidding
ehheehehehe-hehe

>>22191874
>nah just kidding

"Naw, just fucking with all of you people. Seriously, one person says rape and you all flip out. Our fucking was consensual, and hot."

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>>22191874

>nah just kidding

>>22191874
>>nah just kidding

These people are clearly eavesdropping on us. TURN THE MUSIC LOUDER.

>>22191874
>nah just kidding
"Ah, you shoulda seen the look on your faces!"

>>22191938
Oh my. I'm not sure how this will turn out.

LET'S DO IT.

>>22191874
>that pic
Unrelated, but nice choice of weapon, Madoka.

>>22191874

[X] Nah just kidding

I think Minna's embarrassed enough as is.

>>22191874
>nah just kidding
HAH
YOU'RE ALL JEALOUS
ALL OF YOU

>>22191938
I can go with this.

>>22191874

PLUNGE FORWARD FOR AMERICA AND HOT WITCHES!

>>22191938
Aww yeah.

>>22191938
This is the right choice, ya'll know it, Planefag knows it.

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[X] Nah just kidding

FAHNY JOKE

>>22191904
This.

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Jolly joke. Jolly joke.

>>22191938

AHAHAHA.

[x] Threesome with Chuck and Shirley

Cowards!

FORWARD, TO VICTORY!

>>22192079
With Young in the middle?

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You let the horrible silence crystallize in the air for a moment.

"Nah, just kidding."

Like the Red Sea rushing over Pharoh's army the merrymaking continues anew, a banjo striking up a duel with the harmonica player in one corner. The double-doors are swinging to-and-fro now as more and more people filter into the party. Word is spreading fast, it would seem.

"That was MEAN," Minna snaps at you.

"Yeah, and trying to move me to the engineers dorms and trying to have me thrown out of the unit and-"

"That was- that was situational!" Minna protests, blushing even harder.

"-and generally being a bitch to me and trying to shoot me down when we first landed-"

"-you know damn well we were shooting at the-"

"Well!" you say, turning your head to one side. "It hurt my feelings anyways!"

Minna scowls at you. "What's with the flooziness, all of a sudden?"

"Well if we MEN are just viewed as MEAT by you Witches, we may as well play the part~" you say airly, eliciting a tired sigh from Minna. She scooches over the floor to sit with you, back against the heavily-laden boozecart.

"You're silly," she says, resting her head against your shoulder. You stick your hand in the air, palm open, and presently a lukewarm beer is deposited in it.

Life is good.

>So who comes in and fucks it up?

>>22192124
No one

Let's have some progress for once.

>>22192124

Rommel. We need Rommel.

>>22192124
Our parents

>>22192124
Our own mind. The party is missing...something.

>>22192124
Rommel and the SAS goons, once mroe fighting with meat

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>>22192124
Who do you think?

>>22192124
Tesla.

Time for SCIENCE and SHARKPLANES!

>>22192124
Robo Hitler? a tesla would be fine too

>>22192124
Wilma Bishop, looking for sweaterpuppies.

>>22192145

Oh shit.

Time to Meet The Parents

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>>22192124
>So who comes in and fucks it up?
I want to say, Tesla, but no. You know the kind of asshole that would just love to break up a fun party like this?

Mallory.

>>22192142
Rommel needs help making up with patton

>>22191874
and I just poured a glass of sparkling wine, this is the best night ever.

>>22192145
This.

>>22192124
MEEYAFOOGEE and the Spaghetti Goblin.

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>>22192153

Are... are you asking for what I think you're asking for?

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>>22192124
Rommel calling us to battle the Stirling menace and to return his lighter! Na fuck that, our parents like >>22192145 said.

>>22192124

Dr. Suess being chased by our sister with gasoline in hand and a box of matches.

Rommel engages in yet another Cold Cut Duel with Paton.

Tesla discovers booze actually does provide a perfect coolant for the nose mounted radar in our Widow.

>>22192124
Nobody. But, if someone *has* to, let it be Rommel.

>>22192142
ROMMEL! YES.

>>22192192

/not sure if want.jpg

>>22192192
I have a bad feeling about this

Im going to have to say Sparkles and our Libido.

>>22192145
I like this. They could spice up the party and then we have to explain why we're cuddling with a witch.

>>22192192
Yes planefag Master Kurosawa, he is.

>>22192192
Get me those cupcakes, and make it snappy.

>>22192145

THIS. Time for Minna to meet the parental units.

>>22192192
We've got everything else. Booze, food, dancing, music.

We NEED something...sweet. Something chilled and sweet. This party needs ice cream.

>>22192124
>lukewarm beer

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>>22192192
No, I don't think he is thinking what you are thinking.

>>22192247
The Brits will love it.

>>22192124

MACARTHUR. NO, IT'S THAT BARKEEP FROM THREAD 5 WHOM WE FORGOT. HE'S HERE. GIVING US LUKEWARM BEERS.

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>>22192242

>>22192124
MEET THE PARENTS! WITH UNCLE ROMMEL TOO!

>>22192192
I have no idea what is going on in this quest... But yes, whatever terrible thing you are thinking has my support.

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>>22192272
THAT BASTARD!

>>22192145

Give me parents or give me death

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>>22192124

Nobody.

>>22192272
whats lukewarm?

>>22192272
Wait. OH GOD, HOW THE FUCK IS HE HERE?

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Give me five minutes, I have to go sing "happy birthday" to my mother for some fucking reason god DAMN I'm busy why can't people leave me alone witch trolling stories are serious buisness goddamit

>>22192316
TELL YOUR MOTHER 4CHAN SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO.

I WANT TO KNOW HER REACTION.

>>22192316
Oh, in that case, take your time.

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>>22192316
what a shame

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>>22192337

>>22192316

4CHAN LOVES YOUR MOM

(Even with the best intentions, it still manages to come out wrong)

>>22192305
Halfway between JESUS FUCK THAT'S COLD and OH GOD MY FLESH IS MELTING.
>>22192316
What kind of cake is it?

>>22192369

IN BED

>>22192371
so just warm, why need the fucking "luke"

>>22192371

cheesecake.

hrm.

>>22192305
I'm sure you remember Luke. Lukewarm is the temperature he most prefers.

Therefore, we hate it on principle.


SONUVABITCH IT'S LUKE.

>>22192402
Troubling.

>>22191770
>Get elected 7 years after war
>Roughtly the time of JFK's election
>Young handles Cuban Missile Crisis
>Young kills his own would be assassin
>Young gets America to space
Fund it.

>>22192316
Haha you have familial obligations that necessitate you spend time with your parents!

...God I miss my family.

>>22192423
yes...

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>>22192124
Obvious really.

Also, this is the best christmas present ever and I hope you drown in witch figurines.

>>22192423
>Young gets America to space
He gets us to the fucking moon in a modified Widow.

>>22192402
Have some music. www.terriblefate.com

>>22192423
i am trashed as fuck, this is awesome
merry christmas

>>22192316
Be good to your mother you son of a bitch

>>22192498
>mother
>son of a bitch
I see what you did there.

Not cool, bro, it's her birthday.

>>22192124
Cupcake.

Who else?

>>22192498

Ur a faget

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In your scarce time at Castle Barin, you've learned at least one thing: whenever things are going great, some jackass comes crashing in to ruin everything. Which is precisely why you prefer to be the one crashing as often as possible, because if you're not, you're the one getting ruined.

You scan the room warily, but no imminent threats appear. The double-doors open again, and you see Paddy come limping in, leaning with exaggerated exhaustion against a very flustered Heidi, her eyes darting around like a frantic hamster. Shortly afterwards, you see Ian slip through. Perrine slips in the door behind him, takes one good, sweeping look at the raucous, drunken party and blanches. She spins on her heel in a smart about face, squares her shoulders, and picks up her foot to begin a crisp march in the opposite direction -

- and her foot just hovers in midair, unable to reach the ground, as Ian catches her by the collar. Her sensible shoe flails in midair, seeking earth, as Ian resolutely drags her in, wrapping his arm around her shoulders, and pulls her into the room, her face flustered and red.

"Poor bastard," you say with feeling. "Wonder what his mother's reaction will be when she finds him arm-in-arm with a French woman."

Minna giggles. "Is that why you're so adverse to a little affection? You can't stand the idea of being the mockee, instead of the mock-er?"

You shrug. "Sure helps."

Minna looks up at you, and a wicked grin crosses her features. "Too bad those days are over."

And then she takes you down.

>>22192569
TO UNCLE TOUCHY'S NAKED PUZZLE BASEMENT

>>22192569

SCREAM FOR ROMMEL TO SAVE US. MAYBE UNCLE ROMMEL WILL COME IN WITH HIS GERMAN TANKERS AS CAVALRY.

>>22192587
YOU WON'T WEAR A SHIRT AND YOU'LL CRY

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>>22192569
...I have a feeling that is not in a sexual way.

>>22192569
REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC!