inb4 panzer

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By the way, if you were hoping to find more Lewd Witches CYOA....check tofusaur.us

Good luck, Deme!

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>mfw

Maloney, what the fuck are you doing.

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ITS TIME

inb4 Panzer

>>22306557
>English civil law
the least intimidating civil law of all!

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TRUST IN PLANEFAG
BOUNCE FOR THE BOUNCE GOD

Inb4 bodily thrown from US jurisdiction to barin, bypassing British sovereign territory due to an airborne state

>>22306652
mm, delicious torts

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British Authority + British Civil Law + US Vessel + US Serviceman = GREAT TERRIBLE MESS.

I can already see the clusterfuck storm rumbling on the horizon

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where the fuck is panzer anyways

>>22306557
Storms 'ah brewing captain
>>22306666
nice quads

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>>22306679
Eating, World of Tanks, beating his stoat, Who knows.

Inb4 Panzer

>>22306557
FU Maloney! We are US Serviceman on US vessel!

British Civil authority has nothing to do with this!

oh we must pay back the bitch who sent this man...

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Yoshika frowns. "So how come we're all there?"

"The base is rented by the RAF," the constable tells her. "Much like many temporary airfields around England are rented from the farmers who's fields they're built in."

"The POINT is," Maloney says, "Is that we're in England, and this little shitbird can't hide behind the skirts anymore-" he sneers at Robin and Yoshika, but especially Robin, in her revealing tank-top - "no matter how he tries."

"Yeeeah," Mack says. He looks down at the deck of the California, then slowly scans the entirety of the battleship, turning in a full circle, as if amazed to suddenly find himself on the deck of his own vessel. "About that."

"Extradition procedures go through governments," Maloney says. "And you happen to be the highest-rank representative of the United States Government currently available, at this ungodly hour. Just turn him over, and I'll be out of your hair."

"... and if I don't?" Mack asks, very, very gently.

Maloney's eyes darken, and his expression sours. "Then things get very interesting for you, sir. Leigh-Malleroy is not without his friends in the Admiralty, among other places."

Mack's face is completely expressionless as he turns his one good eye to bore through you.

"Well?" he says. "Why shouldn't I just turn you over and get you the hell off my ship?"

>reasons?

>>22306732
because the witches were grimly depressed and in dire need of cheering up?

>>22306732
I can just see the headlines sir, "Congressional Medal of Honor Winner arrested by British Civil authority's for trying to get Ice-cream for young Witches."

[x] HE HAS SLIGHTED OUR HONOR
[x] DUEL

Maloney has no respect for our actions! And he has the audacity to openly challenge, nay, arrest us on unfathomable grounds! His claims are false, and we shall have satisfaction!

>>22306757
AHAAH THIS!!

>>22306757
Oh god, the publicity from this would be absolutely hilarious. Might even sink a career, you don't think?

>>22306732
"...Got anything you need fixed on the ship?"

>>22306732
Enjoy the press you'll get turning a MoH recipient over to the ENGLISH of all people...for trying to get little girls some ice cream. Also this guy's a cuntwaffle

>>22306732
Because we are a goddamn Medal of Honor awardee. If he turns us over, he's selling out a war hero who is VERY popular back home AND with the press.

Needless to say, his career will not be a very happy one after that.

>>22306732
Well we were trying to get icecream for the children fighting and winning the war for us, you know let them be kids for a few seconds.

>>22306757
>>22306757
This... so much this

>>22306757
BRILLIANT

>>22306774
I'd say to keep that one in our back pocket for now.

>>22306732
The media? They're still around as I recall.

>>22306728
I don't think Mio sent him. Rather it's something he's doing on his own. If anything she'd send another witch to do the retrieving.

>"Because I was just getting ice cream to cheer up some depressed witches and that guy's ideas would get more soldiers killed?"

I know it's not great, but it's better than some of the other votes.

I dunno guys, I'd much rather try to think up a carrot than a stick.

Though that's an excellent stick.

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>>22306732
pic related?

Alternatively just let Robin wreck shit until the situation improves. She's good at that

>>22306757
this

>>22306815
We need both.

"And I hear there's a party on the base I might just be able to get you invited to~"

>>22306757
Do it. The last XO who tried to pull shit like this had the "Hero" card pulled on him, and now we have a much MUCH better version of that Hero card.

>>22306757
That'll do, pig. That'll do.

>Implying anything we say matters when Robin is just going to light this chucklefuck on fire in the next update.

>>22306728
Not like we didn't deserve it.
What, you can only dish the trolling out, and you can't take it?

>>22306732
Because, besides creating a very bad precedent for any US Sailor going ashore anywhere and the Big Wing idea doesn't work at all, the amount of press and PAPERWORK when news of a Medal of Honor recipient just trying to get ice cream for little girls is arrested gets out will rival the peak of Mount Everest.

>>22306732
Maloney may be suprised to know that, while he has friends in the admiralty, I am FAR more popular with the press.

and since i was carrying out this mission with and on behalf of two young girls who just wanted some ice cream, and given that I am a MoH recipient, the bad press from the media getting word might prove....problematic?

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>>22306757
beautiful.

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>>22306842

>>22306842
Lets not forget because the British dudes a fag.

>>22306732
Point to little sisters. "Look at these faces. Just look at them. All they wanted was some ice cream."

>>22306833
Now we're cooking with CHARCOAL.

>>22306732

We challenge the motherfucker to a duel. We are most assuredly NOT a shitbird, and he's insulting our family honor by giving Robin denigrating looks. Swords at dawn, you upper-class English fuck-face.

>>22306732

... didn't we do some sort of crazy flying to protect this ship from Alium torpedoes in a past episode?

>>22306757
In addition: "My girlfriend is a witch, you know. As my little sister, there. Do you REALLY think you can handle the damage that will happen to you and your career when they find out what you've done?"

>>22306880
oh yeah we did didn't we?

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>>22306876
Pistola. We can fuck with pistols WITH OUR MIND

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>>22306833
This seems workable.

>>22306880
Very good point

>>22306887
we might have more luck referencing "people he couldn't refuse", which in Mack's case is a nice French girl.

>>22306887
>Girlfriends a witch

need to keep this shit on the down low

>>22306732
this >>22306757
and this >>22306833

>>22306887
Dont say the "g" word, shit could happen
>>22306732
Hasn't he insulted Robin twice now? we must remember this for later.

>>22306887
I'd really prefer not to bring Minna into this. It would be awful if she got in trouble because of us.

>>22306887
Saying this is a horrid idea.

I don't even mean 'fun' horrible, just ordinary 'We and those we are about are all going to get killed by inches' horrible.

>>22306911
Why? Not like the entire fucking base doesn't know that by now.

>>22306947
Maloney doesn't.

>>22306947
Actually, probably not.

Or at the very least, they don't 'officially' know.

>>22306947
knowing that it's true and acknowledging it are two very different things

>>22306947
But Maloney doesn't. He's exactly the sort of fucker who would punish her to get to us. Minna stays out of this.

>>22306941
>horrid idea

So is dueling but aren't horrid ideas the norms here. It doesn't help some people read it just to be stupid.

>>22306880

samefag here:

"Revolutionary War, War of 1812, Coffee is better than Tea, this friendly little witch was crying and ice cream is the booze of women, and I fly a Widow.

Sir."

>>22306964
Actually, he probably does. I mean, why else would Minna be covering for Young like she does?

>>22306980
Dueling is 'fun' horrible. The G word is the 'Honestly truly bad' horrible

>>22306964
>>22306966
>>22306970
>>22306978
Fair enough.

>>22306985
The English and Canadians, bastards, burnt Washington, DC, to the ground during the War of 1812. But then an Act of God caused a tornado and raped their ships sitting in the harbor.

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"Because I've..." you pause. Just THINKING about the medal still makes you queasy in the pit of your stomach, like you've done something genuinely horrible and gotten away with it, but you don't want to lose your wings, freedom, anal virginity, etc. "I've been awarded the Medal of Honor, Chief Boatswain Master of Deck...ings, and the media would be HELLA upset by me being arrested in front of kawaii squa- I mean, little girl witches. SIR!" You try to salute and miss your forehead completely.

Drunken concussions are a HELL of a drug.

"Medal of Honor..." Mack says thoughtfully. He digs in his pocket, and produces a Medal of Honor. "Does it look like this?"

You look at Macks MOH, and then, very, very slowly, you look up at him.

"yes," you say in a small voice - then snap your fingers. "But I'm a media darling and they've been stalking me with cameras and I'll be SURE to let them know who threw me to the fagwolves, you - you - you DOUBLE MARINE!"

Mack nods. "Annoying, isn't it? They follow you everywhere, 'oh Mr. War Hero with the dashing eyepatch and the gruff demeanor, why are you so humble?"

"Bullshit!" you cry, thrusting a finger at him. "Bullshit!"

He shrugs. "Ask anybody."

You turn to a nearby midshipman, then pause. "No. No. Unbiased audience." You whirl on one of the Marines, still coated in melting ice-cream, who escorted you to the deck. "Is he hip?"

"He..." the Marine frowns fiercely. "Kind of... beat a Martian marine to death... with a helmet."

You glance at the other Marine.

"He did," he confirms.

"Well, fuck," you conclude.

>>22306991
Maybe he just assumes she doesn't like him just like everyone else?

>>22306980
Bringing up that we're a MOH winner, we just saved his ship, we we're only trying to get some ice cream, and that Maloney is an asshole are good ideas.

>>22306991
She's been covering for Young?

>>22307011
>Canadians
canadians are no longer as bad, because they helped us fight off the aliums that tried to beat their high-score

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>>22306985
>Coffee is better than Tea

Son, you just stepped over the line.

>>22307029
Fuck yeah Canadians. We bro-tier with Canada now.

I agree with leaving Minna out of this.

>>22306991
He might not. I'm personally not willing to risk it.

>>22307015
Drunken concussion? The last thing I remember is UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

>>22307015
>"Kind of... beat a Martian marine to death... with a helmet."
That's so cool...

>>22307058
You missed a thread then

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>>22307015

>>22306998
>'fun' horrible

Only people who enjoy seeing stupid/bad things happening at the expense of progress. Please, go back to /b/.

>>22307015
Navymen aren't best known for being arrogant jackasses

>>22307058
likely because you were suffering from a drunken concussion of your own.

Oh hey, when'd this start happening again? Last time I looked, we'd just made a light switch rave in the middle of a strategic meeting.

>>22307089
last week or so

>>22307089
Been about a week or so.

>>22307089
a week ago

>>22307015
OK, we got the MOH thing, now we move onto the "I saved your ass" thing and that "I just wanted to give my little sister some icecream" thing and the "Maloney is a know asshole" thing.

>>22307015
Well, that didn't work out.

This is why I wanted the carrot.

>>22307110
Agreed, though PF didn't give us a choice.

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>>22307015
>Medal of Honor
>"He..." the Marine frowns fiercely. "Kind of... beat a Martian marine to death... with a helmet."

...well shit. When the fuck did this guy stop being a regular Navy faggot?

>>22307015
Shit, that's pretty metal.

I'd give a respect fist if he'd accept it.

>>22307015
"seriously, you have got to tell me that story at some point"

>>22307015

Ghostrider Mouth, anon says again


"Revolutionary War, War of 1812, Coffee is better than Tea, this friendly little witch was crying and ice cream is the booze of women, and I fly a Widow.

You magnificent son of a bitch, Sir."

>>22307136
Read Prune Barge Shuffle and find out more about him. For one there's a story behind his missing eye that's pretty badass.

>>22307015
save
>>22306774
for when nothing else works

>>22307130
We can still bring them up. There's also the "I can get you invited to a rocking party" thing too.

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There is one last Kielbasa up your lederhosen. "My girlfirend..." you intone, "is a Witch. If you think you'll have political problems with Lord ButtMunch Von Twinkletoes there, wait till SHE gets in the act. Women, scorned, et cetera, yadda yadda, BOOM!" you demonstrate explosively.

Mack just reaches for his wallet, and flips it open to a small picture. You squint at it.

"You're married to a siamese twi-" you shake your head. "Who is that?"

"My girlfriend."

"So?"

Mack just snaps his wallet shut. "Her name is George Lemare."

"Oh!" Robin says. "She's a witch! I love the way she does her hair," she says, twirling her own pigtails. "One of my favor... ite... uh."

You slowly turn to look at Maloney, who is looking as smug as a pig in a pile of shit higher then the North Tower. Darkness closes in on you, and your booze-awareness dissipates, letting the cruel chill of English spring bite your flesh.

Your gambits have failed, and your luck has run out. Authority has found you, and is about to climb up your ass with a roto-tiller.

"So," Maloney says. "Will you turn him over?"

Mack sighs, turns to the English officer, and leans on his podium wearily. He adjusts his cap, straightens up, and prepares to announce your death sentence.

>your reaction

>>22307089
oh fuck there's two new threads in the archives
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=strike%20witches

>>22307160
I'll side with you.

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>>22307015
There is only one thing we can do. Try to upstage him infront of our LEETLE SISSTAH witches

>>22307218
YER LATE.

>>22307201
>"My girlfirend..." you intone, "is a Witch. If you think you'll have political problems with Lord ButtMunch Von Twinkletoes there, wait till SHE gets in the act. Women, scorned, et cetera, yadda yadda, BOOM!" you demonstrate explosively.

FUCK YOU PLANEFAG

Well.... this is going badly....

or it's normal for /tg/.

>Attempt to highlight trying to help cute witches and Malloney being an tactically retarded ass.

inb4 anon votes for something even more retarded.

>>22307201
>But what if my fist went around?

Oh no wait.

Uh...
>Find it in your heart?

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>>22307201
Gentleman, Witch, Sister. It has been a privilege.

>>22307201
>Drunk
>first few things that come to mind are the first things that come out of our mouth.
Well played, sir.

>>22307201
>Going with the option that quite a few people did not want
It's like you never left!

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>>22307201
I believe you mean "Georgette".

>reaction

"I save your ship, and this is how you repay me?!"

>>22307257
Hopefully it'll get the retards reading this to actually get their brains from home.

>>22307201

WE WAIT. We wait, and then tell Maloney that he's trying to help the ENGLISH, when they're still dicking over the Irish? The Hell is his Irish Pride?

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>>22307243
As if anyone cares about that faggot. I mean come on, who reads subwitches anyways?

>>22307201
And we brought up these stupid shit excuses instead of the fact that it would set a bad precedent for Navy sailors at foreign ports?

Stop digging the hole deeper and give some actually relevant reasons.

Is it strange that I miss Fronk and his logical ways?

>>22307286
This.

>>22307295
No

>>22307286
drunk, planefag
pick one

>>22307286
We're too drunk to come up with anything.

Fuck it, let's just jump over the side and swim for it.

>>22307264
This please

As good as it would be to not get arrested, part of me really wants to see how the others react to us being in prison.

>>22307201
>got anything on your ship you need fixed?

>>22307295
not exactly; even with the stupid outbreak in the last SW89 session, it's not as bad as this.

And with how excessively hijink heavy this has been, it's attracted a good number of exceptionally retarded people.

>>22307295
To be fair, Young is drunk as all hell right now.

>>22307201
"I just... I just wanted to get icecream. For my little sisters. They were sad and hugs weren't enough and there's no icecream on the island and you have an icecream MACHINE."

>>22307340
We had an outbreak of stupid?

I missed that.

>>22307350
Might as well this.

>>22307349
And concussed.
Thats always fun.

>>22307355
It's ongoing

>>22307355
It's like a boomerang, you have it briefly, then it goes away, only to come back and hit you upside the head

>>22307375
It's been "ongoing" from day one.
We PIOLIT

>>22307355
Yep, waifufagging, tin toil hat conspiracy theories, and near the end, some classic angling for hijinks.

And it should be in the archives.

>>22307201
"You can't arrest me if I'm dead!" dive mother fucker, dive!

Young is going to have some alarming PTSD when the war is over.

>>22307355
By the way I was referring to sw89, not this.

This is more akin to long term retardation.

>>22307295

Speaking of '89.

It's due tomorrow, isn't it? Or when is it?

>>22307404
No, I was in the thread. I just didn't see "Stupid"

Maybe it didn't seem stupid because I SWQ too much.

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aw shit he pulled the Georgette card

>>22307433

Really?

Was it the Katya/Ice thingie or letting a hyper little sister stay overnight?

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There is only one thing left to do - die with dignity. You pull together some stalwart last phrases for your girls, thins like "Mentlegen, Pitchers, Witchers, it has been a privilege," and, with these noble phrases on your tongue, stand up straight as possible and prepare to meet your doom.

"No." Mack says.

All assembled do a double take (or quadruple, in your case.)

"Pardon?" Maloney says.

Mack holds up a hand, and coughs a few times into his fist to clear his throat, then takes a deep breath, stands up straight, and enunciates.

"NO," he says, much louder.

".... what?" Maloney says, looking utterly baffled.

"I said NO," Mack snarls. "You want him, you go through proper channels. You certainly don't come storming onto MY deck, with armed men, without permission - after taking your sweet god-damned time with our docking paperwork and dumping an entire munitions dump of ammo and high-explosive shells so close to my dock that the FIRST Martian air-raid that visits will blow the superstructure clean off my ship's hull!" Mack's face isn't reddening with anger - in fact, it's getting pale, and his voice is only getting steadier as energy flows into his exhausted frame. "And you ESPECIALLY don't mouth off to ladies, or Witches, on my ship, especially when I'm DATING one!"

Maloney turns an interesting shade of orange and starts breathing funnily. "You have a representative of the English civil authority AND the English military demanding the immediate extradition of a WANTED CRIMINAL! THIS WILL NOT STAND, MAN!"

"It won't," Mack says. "We're going to try him right here, on the deck."

>>22307493

Oh fuck.

>>22307493
YARR MATEY WE BE WALKIN THE PLANK

>>22307493
>"It won't," Mack says. "We're going to try him right here, on the deck."

Fuck, just how much did we have to drink?

Win or lose, we should have a drink with Mack once quieter times come by.

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>>22307493
Oh shit.

>>22307523
Too much to be sober, not enough to have no feels.

>>22307493
FOR THE CRIMES OF TRYING TO STEAL ICE CREAM FOR THESE LITTLE WITCHES! I SHALL SWAB THE DECK!

>>22307493
"Shall i go ahead and walk the plank, sir?"

>>22307439
tuesday, likely around 5pm central.

>>22307441
Very well likely as virtually anything pales compared to SWQ as of late, especially the last few pre-hiatus threads.

>>22307476
the hijinks relate to letting said little sister make things worse and the waifufagging was mainly on Katya's side; most of the Ice votes were more for having the most responsible witch making a nice impression.

>>22307523
A decent bit but Young didn't seem that drunk earlier. The anon voting on the other hand? likely 3-6 irish pubs' worth.

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>>22307493
I hope we brought lube, because we're fucked

>>22307493
I request a trial by combat?

>>22307493
So after this we ask Mack if there really is anything on his ship he needs fixed.

>>22307493
>"We're going to try him right here, on the deck."
I don't know how to feel about this.

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>>22307493
>"We're going to try him right here, on the deck."

Shit.

>>22307552
No, that's dumb.

>>22307545
Do the laws of the universe allow Irish pubs to run out of alcohol?

>>22307493
This is going to be hilarious.

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Maloney blinks. "And just where do you get the aut-"

"He's illegally boarded my vessel and attempted to steal provisions," Mack says smoothly. "Therefore he's a pirate, and must be tried as one. You don't extradite anybody until your own nation has finished trying them for crimes in THEIR jurisdiction, don't you know?"

Maloney fumes. "Fine. Get on with it."

"What the hell is going on?" somebody says from the top of the gangplank. You turn to see two Minna's standing at the top, looking quite sober, and very perplexed.

>Play it cool, Minna
>MINNA HALP PLZ
>GET THE KAWAII SQUAD TO SAFETY

>>22307578
>Irish
There's your answer right there

>>22307493

this is going to get gay, isn't it?

>>22307493
did they still do the keelhauling thing during this time? because I bet were gonna get keelhauled

>>22307578

Yes, but only on the day after Saint Paddies day.

>>22307593

>Play it cool, Minna

>>22307593
"HI MINNA!"

>>22307593
>>Play it cool, Minna
"Oh nothing, but can you add piracy to my file? and get me a parrot"

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>>22307493
it never ends

>>22307593
>GET THE KAWAII SQUAD TO SAFETY
Little sisters first.

>>22307593
Play it cool, Minna

>>22307593
We be walking da plank mam.

>GET THE KAWAII SQUAD TO SAFETY
"Your girls shouldn't be here for this. I'll set a bad example."

>>22307593
oh god this >>22307611

>>22307578

Then they run the tap from the urinal.

Which at that point is almost pure alcohol.

>>22307593
>>GET THE KAWAII SQUAD TO SAFETY
fly, my witches!

>>22307593
>Play it cool, Minna

And if things start looking bad

>GET THE KAWAII SQUAD TO SAFETY

>>22307593
>GET THE KAWAII SQUAD TO SAFETY

SAVE THE LITTLE SISTERS

>>22307593
YAR, MINNA, YE NEED TO BE GETTIN THESE KAWAII SCALLYWAGS TO SAFETY.

>>22307593
"Stay cool, babe. I'm a pirate now."

>>22307593
>>GET THE KAWAII SQUAD TO SAFETY

>>22307593
>GET THE KAWAII SQUAD TO SAFETY

>>22307593
Okay, play it coo, Minna.

>>22307593
"Minna I've finally gone pirate."
>Play it cool, Minna
While everyones distracted with this trial, Robin steals more Icecream.

>>22307593
>Play it cool, Minna
>GET THE KAWAII SQUAD TO SAFETY

OH THOR'S HAMMER! The California may just be sunk this night.

>GET THE KAWAII SQUAD TO SAFETY
>Play it cool, Minna

and then

>pray
>brace thy anus

>>22307593
Oh god, this is gonna hurt.

Play it cool, Minna

>>22307611
This

>>22307593
"Apparently i'm a pirate. D'you think Mio has a spare eyepatch? Also I need one of those hats."

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>>22307493
>mfw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfAyEWr0004

>>22307593
>Play it cool, Minna

"Nothing much, about to be court martialed for piracy. Feeling better?"

>>22307598
KEELHAUL THAT FILTHY LANDLUBBER.
SEND HIM DOWN TO THE DEPTHS BELOW.
MAKE THAT BASTARD WALK THE PLANK WITH A BOTTLE OF RUM AND A YO HO HO!

>>22307611
DO EEEET

If we survive this we need to get.

>Eyepatch
>Cutlass to one up Sean
>Refer to Sean as the "Flying Irishman"

A hat wouldn't be too bad...

A really big one

>>22307593

Crazy Ivan to the tune of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw

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"Minna, get these kids out of here," you say, strained. "They shouldn't get caught up in this."

"I'm afraid they have to, Miss," Mack says seriously. "They're witnesses for the trial, now."

Minna scans the deck, and her eyes narrow at Maloney. You can almost see the gears in her fine Teutonic mind spinning and smoking as she puts together a conclusion at high speed.

"I see," she says. "But the Uniform code of military justice allows for legal representation and counsel, doesn't it? In fact, it requires it!"

Mack (pretends) to think, looking very thoughtful, and then nods. "Indeed."

"Then I shall serve for all parties," Minna says brightly. "Permission to come aboard?"

"Granted," Mack says, and Minna steps onto the deck. Maloney's face has become impassive, but his eyes glitter with ill-concealed hatred for Minna's sudden intrusion.

"Right. So. We're convening here to try... drunkface here for piracy," Mack says. "Alright, for the first piece of testimony, I call...you!" Mack says, thrusting his finger at Yoshika, who hops back with a reflexive little 'eep!, covering her mouth with her hands.

' "She seems the most trustworthy. And since she likely only speaks English as a second language, I will interrogate her in her native Japanese, so her testimony is accurate. No problems, I assume, 'Air Marshal'?"

Maloney, who's only the Air Marshall's aide and knows Mack knows it, grinds his teeth. "None. At. All," he bites out with staccato hate. "AS LONG as as Ms. Miyafuji does her duty and answers the questions asked TRUTHFULLY," he snarls at Yoshika, who tries to retreat behind your legs, looking very, very scared. She risks a glance at Minna, who nods at her curtly.

"O-okay," Yoshika says, stepping before Mack, looking like an execution victim on the block. "I I-ll answer your questions."

Don't forget, people. He has to be CONVICTED of piracy first.

It's admittedly an almost sure thing at this point, but formalities are formalities.

>>22307770
"If", my friend. "If"

>>22307690
>>22307690

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=023XHmZieqc

SUPERIOR

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>>22307800
>Minna as our lawyer

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>>22307800
Give the girl a smile

Bit of a confidence boost

>>22307800
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZrQialji38

>>22307800

She is having wayy too much fun with this.

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>>22307802
If is good.

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>>22307800
>speaking in moon

He's preparing a bounce of historic proportions.

>>22307801
A good number of our flights are more like controlled descents but they still call us a pilot. I think we can take some leeway on the pirate title too.

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>>22307800
Oh god.

>Not Drunken Whaler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlVyi9rKDo

>>22307800
inb4 "Gomenasai, my name is Mack-sama"

>>22307895
Mack was an attache in Japan, he knows real Japanese

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>>22307844
A smile? When she gets us off this ship she'll be getting a whole lot more than that.

>>22307912
I'm talking, Yoshika

>>22307912
You're not suggesting we go all Descartes on Miyafuji are you?

>>22307907
Which would make it even funnier

>>22307934
She has enough problems as it is, teaching her philosophy is something we should do later.

>>22307934

No. Robin.

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>her face when

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>>22307934
beauty.

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>>22307800

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>>22307934
>>22307961
>>22307988
I was talking about Minna, you perverts. Can you not see the picture?

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"Excellent," Mack says, and switches to Japanese. Soon he's engaged in the squeak-squeak dit-dah-dit-dit-dah pitch-code of the Japanese language. Almost immediately after she starts speaking, Yoshika's terrified visage relaxes, and she just looks apprehensive, but far, far calmer. Apparently having somebody to squealphrase with makes all the difference.

Mack asks Yoshika something and she objects strenuously. Mack snorts and paces a few steps away, still talking. To your surprise, a giggle manages to choke out between Yoshika's sniffles. Mack kneels to address Yoshika near her eye level, looking quite serious. He asks her one last, very grave-sounding squeal query.

Yoshika really tears up, crying. Mack presses his query, and eventually, she answers.

The XO of the California stands up, his face graven of ash. He looks at Robin. "Who are you?"

"HIS SISTER!" she replies proudly, crossing her arms and tossing her hair in a "SO THERE" gesture.

"Unsuitable witness, then," Mack says. He looks you dead in the eye. "Airman... after listening to Yoshika's testimony, I find you guilty of piracy."

Behind him, Maloney's face lights up with joy, and a horrible sinking feeling enters your stomach. With even twelve hours in the California's brig, Maloney will have time to really get gears in motion before you can get back on Witch-controlled soil.

Mack looks at his watch. "I sentence you to time served."

>Maloney's Face When

>>22308031
Mack is best pilot for battleship

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>>22307800
>ofw

>>22308031
what?

>>22308031

Maloney is moe? Oh planefag.
YOU.

>>22308062

BELIEVE IN PLANEFAG.

>>22308062
I might be wrong, but I do believe Mack just trolled Maloney even harder.

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>>22308031
>ofw

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>>22308031
>do this to Maloney

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>>22308031
I sense the need to de-ass this area ASAP

>>22308071
He does seem kinda tsundere for MC.

>>22308031
>WE PIRATE NOW
"Minna. Tell Lynette to put a skull and crossbones on the Widow, will you?

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>>22308071
And now we know why he's so bitter.
He wanted to be a little magical pantsless girl all along.

BROFIST THE GUY

and probably fail at it

>>22307800
uh,, ,the ucmj doesn't exist for another 7 years, its a 1950 thing man, thats sort of ahistorical, he should be using the Navy Regulations which have plans JUST FOR THIS SORT OF THING. otherwise yeah, this entire thread,
>my sides are underway on nuclear power.

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>>22308031
Mack is going to become Vice-President under us.
>mfw, its the food in the picture.

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>>22308031
>time served

For anyone who doesn't legalese, the time spent in "trial" was our sentence. We're off scot-free.

>>22308109

Who gives a shit, RetaRd.

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>>22308031
Get owned

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>>22308116
oh, NICE

>>22308116

5 minutes making ice cream. :3

>>22308116
I wonder if Young is sober enough to get this.

>>22308159
Probably not

>>22308159
We should just jump overboard just in case. It has never failed us before.

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"WELL," Maloney says, quite miffed. "Now that you've had your goddamn fun, and your rear end is properly covered from a paperwork standpoint, are you going to ex-tra-dite-" he enunciates every syllable -"this crook to me?"

Maloney tilts his head thoughtfully, and then, with slow deliberation, swivels on his heel to Minna.

And that's when Maloney realizes he's been played like a fiddle.

"NO!" he snarls. "NO!"

"Actually, the 501st Joint Wing has some charges we'd like to bring him up on," Minna says sweetly. "Won't you extradite him to US, first?"

The last remnants of the cultured and urbane social-climbing English Officer slip from Maloney's face in a heartbeat. In his savage, utterly mad face you see that it's personal for him. You can do anything to a career officer, a social climber - insult them, steal from them, wound their pride - but the thing you can never, ever do is make them look bad in front of high society and their superiors.

And you've humiliated this man in front of dozens of TV cameras and big-shot war correspondents.

Thrice.

"SEIZE THAT SON OF A BITCH!" Maloney snarls, and his attack dogs move in.

>wat do

>>22308159
Not sure if he would even understand if he was sober.

>>22308177
What do, you ask?

KICK ASS!

>>22308177
'HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED!"

>>22308177
Jump overboard

>>22308177
KRAZY IVAN

>>22308177
"Help, help. I have a Medal of Honor and I'm being assaulted my Maloney, which is against several military regulations. Please save me, somebody."

>>22308177
Hide behind Marines and/or Minna. We're drunk.

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>>22308109

I know.

>>22308177

absolutely nothing.
He's going to try to forcibly take an american serviceman on an american warship, and bring us up on british civil charges during a time of war? Good fucking luck.

>>22308177

"Mack, you think your Marines could take these faggot Brits? Maloney and I have a fist fight to take care of."

>>22308195
Shout this, and go hide behind the sailors and marines.

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>>22308177
EJECT EJECT EJECT

Off the board we go.

>>22308177
"Hey, did you Limies ask permission to come aboard?"

>>22308177
"AVAST YE LANDLUBBERS!"

SUMMON THE HELLCOW

>>22308177
COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM.

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>>22308177

>>22308195

This

>>22308219
Actually, on second thought...

This?

I like this.

>>22308177

Insult Maloney.

"FUCK YOU BIG WING SUCKS YOU'RE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE DEATHS OF BRAVE PILOTS"

>>22308177
OVER THE SIDE!

>>22308177
HEY, ARE THOSE CAMERAS STILL RUNNING?

BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THE KIDNAPPING OF AN AMERICAN PILOT BY THE BRITS WILL BE PURE GOLD

>>22308177
"LOVELY EVENING FOR A SWIM WOT WOT?"

>>22308195
>>22308229
Yeah, got to.

>>22308243
Things about to get stupid no matter what, so why not this? It needs to be said?

>>22308177
>queue marines holding off the limeys while we battle Maloney with Fisticuffs

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>>22308177
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNwbkPtDUU0
>run like fuck

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>>22308177
HERE WE GO

>>22308229
This. changing to this

>>22308177
Well this seems to be one hell of a mistake on his part. No need to fight, he does not have jurisdiction here and is actively ignoring that fact. I pretty sure that's criminal

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>>22308241
On the other hand, if we pull Minna overboard with us we'll get to see through her shirt.

>>22308195
>>22308229
Yes, these

>>22308243
THIS! WE SNAP ON HIS BITCH ASS!

>>22308177
Don't do a fucking thing, and let the Marines have fun wrestling with the Limeys.

>>22308279
Or you know we could be smart, not do anything and then get rewarded later by her screwing our brains out for not being a complete moron

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>>22308177
>a Englishman pulling this shit on an American warship
>every marines face on that ship

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>>22308279
...but we've already seen her naked. Today even.

And if we DON'T do that, we're likely to see her naked again VERY soon afterwards.