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>How this works
I type up the story, guided along by the suggestions and choices that people suggest. I can't possibly implement every idea, but I'll try to work in a lot of them alongside doing my usual thing. So, if you've got any ideas, or things you'd like to see, do post them. It helps me to write faster and makes things more interesting.

Also, since it matters, if you want to suggest things for Roger to do, then do so in plain text. If you want to suggest things as Lucile and the Dress, the proverbial devil on Roger's shoulder, you can do so in spoiler text. ([*spoiler]words here[*/spoiler] minus the asterisks)

I'll also use dice rolls whenever I feel like it to shape some decisions. Instead of just giving it to the highest roll, since that's stupid, I give you a target number, and you have a certain number of posts to meet or beat that number on 3d6. For instance, if I were to tell you to hit 12 or better in 4 rolls, if any of the first 4 dice rolls following that prompt roll 12 or higher, then you succeed. Otherwise, you fail.

Rolling dice does not give you narrative control or direct influence over what happens next any more than any other post. Rolling can just as easily get the opposite of what you want.

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Currently, your party has traveled to the gym for some combat oriented magic training. Unfortunately, Lucile decided to tamper with the animation spell you were trying to learn so you could bring some training dummies to life. Lucile's influence gave the training dummies more vigor than you were expecting and forced you to defend yourself, instead of merely practicing. Rather than battling against you, the animated dummies were more focused on grabbing and groping anyone they could get their hands on. In this case, that was mostly Hekaton and yourself. Millia and Danny somehow managed to avoid so much as a touch from the lusty dummies.

You were able to dispatch the animated dummies with some teamwork and the clever use of the few spells you've learned. It was a strange fight, but it served as a very valuable lesson in combat casting and in the value of mastering the weaker spells that many casters would otherwise neglect.

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(Reposted from the last thread)

Your party collectively holds its breath, making sure the dummies aren't going to get up again. You scan the area with your arcane sight and confirm with them that the enchantments are gone and the dummies are harmless.

Hekaton starts to laugh first and Danny soon joins in. You chuckle with them and stand tall and proud. Millia pats you on the back and smiles proudly. "You did exceptionally with the few spells you had. Not the sort of practice I had in mind, but I think this worked very well, all things considered."

"Except for all the training dummies you ripped up," calls a gruff voice from across the gym. Hekaton's Uncle is standing on the far end, having apparently been watching your fight this whole time. Hekaton's mood and posture shift drastically. "Uncle..."

"We can fix this, sir. I assure you," Millia shoots a look your way, "Magic got us into this mess and we'll use magic to fix it."

You spend the next hour sweeping up straw and stuffing it back into dummies before Millia starts to teach you the Mend spell. It's another simple bit of magic that fixes tears and rips and little scuffs. By Millia's explanation, it's mostly good for keeping up appearances and patching small things, like training dummies with their heads blown off.

When all is said and done, you set the newly repaired dummies back on their posts and dusts yourself off. "So.. Who's hungry for lunch?"

>>22398361
Weren't we going to meet our parents for lunch?
Let's do that.

>>22398373

Nah, let's have food without them this time.

Eating with the party after a trainning sessions. It's like Dorothy is a born adventurer!

Lunch, sure. Now now, who's gonna "eat" you first~?

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You dust off your hands and gather your things. You try to apologize to Hekaton's uncle for the damages, but he seems fine with you, now that all the dummies have been repaired and set up again. You take the time to offer him a 'thank you' for allowing you to use his gym again, at least.

With your halberd on your shoulder again, your party sets off down the street, with the goal of finding some place to eat. You find a few restaurants, but higher prices, dress codes, and long waits keep you walking.

Eventually you come across something more your speed. It's an outdoor cafeteria of sorts with a small crowd of people cycling through it. A series of outdoor tables makes it look like a sort of cafe, but the crowd of armor-clad and weapon-toting customers marks it as a spot for adventurers to grab a quick meal.

I'm not sure if this is a good place to eat. There's no good places to use as a stage if you need to dance around or do more body shots! You try to ignore Lucile, just for a little while. You assume her stunt with the animated dummies was so you'd have a good opponent to practice against. That's what you've been telling yourself. Still, you're a little angry at her. She knows you hate feeling out of control of your own body and magic.

When you get in line, you notice that the chefs working the stoves are mostly Orcs, and each of them seems to be working dilligently. You think that they look a little funny in their aprons and hats, but you contain your giggles.

>>22399092
Let us consume the finest mead they have available

>She knows you hate feeling out of control of your own body and magic.

Oh, a dom, are you? Well then, this just won't do! You will be needing some subs if you want to be the indenpendent one~

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Lots of meat and fire-cooked foods are set out with some vegetables. Hearty foods to help you build energy and keep moving onward and fighting, you think as you peek over the shoulder of the woman in-line in front of you. An adventurous sort of food.. Even if your first adventurer had you eating trail rations and meager stews.

You finally get your chance to order as the line moves forward. A tower of green bulk greets you with a polite grunt. He holds a pencil in one hand and a pad of paper in the other. You stare for a moment before he croaks out a "Whattya havin'?"

You order a chunk of meat, still on the bone, and ask for an order of their finest mead. He tells you that they only have the one kind, but one of the other orcs behind the counter slugs him in the shoulder and tells him that makes it the finest they've got. The set the food on a tray and you pull a few coins from one of your side pouches. You are already enjoying having this new utility belt around.

Everyone else orders and pays for their own food, with the exception of Danny, who has Hekaton pay for her. You reassemble and take one of the empty tables for yourself.

No one really seems to be staring at you this time. Amongst adventurers, even your strange outfit seems fairly normal. You spot a few women who are dressed even more scantily than you are sitting a few tables down. They don't take notice of your lingering gaze, luckily.

"A quaint little place you've chosen, Dorothy," Millia says to you as she sits down, "Was there something else you wanted to learn while we are taking a break from fending off lecherous training equipment?"
>Lunch time wat do?

>>22399307
"Yeah, magic. Anything you've got."

>Amongst adventurers, even your strange outfit seems fairly normal. You spot a few women who are dressed even more scantily than you are sitting a few tables down. They don't take notice of your lingering gaze, luckily.

See, it's perfectly normal for adventurers to dress like this. Take note of their fashio sense, this could be very useful.

>>22399307
You are more familiar of what will be expected, so anything you think I need to know.

Hmm, maybe Millia could teach us some erotic magic.

Yes, erotic magic. Learning how to cast them should help discover how to undo them. Hopefully.

If not, then we're still left with some nice spells.

>>22399387
>Middle of a battle with some dangerous huminoid
>Dorathy doesn't want to but in order to survive must distract the enemy long enough to deliver the fatal blow.
>"Orgy!" Enemies within a 20 ft radious are wracked with orgasm.
>The last thing all those Orcs see as they're writhing on the ground is a beautiful angel of death, about to lop their heads off.

>>22399387

>Let's wave a big fucking bag of candy in front of Lucille's face.

>>22399454

That sounds like "Powerword, Orgasm", from Nymphology.

Maybe then the BoEF will finally be used.

>>22399497
I wanted us to be a transmuter but an eros wizard would be sweet too.

>>22399454
>>22399497
>>22399517
Oh darlings, you don't need magic for things like that, proper training of your boy toys is all that's required.

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You think about her quest for a moment and grab your lunch by the bone sticking out from the side and bring it to your mouth. It has a unique flavor to it. Perhaps some kind of spice you haven't had before, but it's good! Very good, in fact. You tear into it voraciously and only stop to catch your breath and wash it down with a swing of mead. The sweetness of Orc mead hits you like a punch in the gut. You have to stop yourself mid gulp just to let it settle.

You wipe your mouth clean with the back of your hand and finally turn to answer Millia, "I'm still curious if there's anything I need to know before the meeting. I was expecting more lessons on Wizard etiquette, aside from just being respectful." You feel a strange twinge of something inside you, but you blame the food for now. Millia shrugs casually, "A lot of the finer points of Wizard etiquette revolves around the right to name new spells, dueling procedures, and title acquisition," she uses a fork and knife to begin cutting her meat into neat little pieces.

You are about to reach for your meat again when something stops you. That is NOT how a lady eats her food. You notice that the stains you'd made on your gloves had already vanished, as part of the Dress's typical enchantments. Something in your spine tightens dramatically, forcing you to bolt up straight.
>Poise and dignity are essential qualities for you to maintain.

You hadn't felt it in so long that you had almost forgotten that strange, noble feeling and how it made you act before. You draw your hand back and reach for a fork. Your hand doesn't obey as expected, instead holding the fork in a very delicate and careful manner. That's much better! You take up a knife in a similar way and cut a small bite free, bringing it to your mouth daintily.

>>22399712

So, is this Lucille's independent self, or that fey crown?

Regardless, let's summon a knife and a pair of chopsticks or something just to really do this shit correctly. And complement the chefs, we're gaining a new appreciation for orcish cuisine.

Hopefully the meat was never sapient.

>>22399712
Sob quietly
"So hungry"

>>22399712
How about a compromise? Use the knife and fork but take man-size bites. Maybe talk with our mouths full a bit.

>>22399927
yea.
Use table etiquette, but on our terms.

>>22399517
I want us to be an illusionist or whatever else will help us polearm poledance our way to victory. So I guess Fetish Wizard works.

>>22399712
Oh come on, let us tear into that drumstick and swig that mead like a proper adventurer! We can practice proper table etiquette when dining on finer meals like Miss Lilli.

>>22399833

Actually, I think they've finally agreed on something, for once.

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The tiny bite leaves you hungry and unsatisfied. You don't really get the same experience eating tiny morsels, but you don't have it in you to wrestle with both the Dress and the additional urge within you. Instead, you manage to compromise by cutting larger chunks and eating those. So much for tearing into your meal like a proper adventurer..

"Anything else you wanted to know?" Millia looks at you curiously, as you wrestle with your meal, "It looks like you're doing fairly well with your table manners already." You shake your head and reach to take a small sip of your mead, "The Dress doesn't want me making a mess and I don't have it in me to fight it off right now." I'm just making sure you don't arouse any suspicions by acting like a dirty young man. What would you do if those Wizards got suspicious and discovered you were a boy? Who would want some boy as their apprentice?

You groan softly and take another sip of mead, "Any more magic I should be learning? By my count I've learned.." you mentally recount everything, just from today. Ghost Hand, Cleansing, Arcane Sight, Mundane Mantle, Arcane Arrow, Mage Armor, Animation, and Mend. "..Eight spells, not counting the few I can do already."

"Hmmm... It's a pretty good Grimoire for a beginner. Considering you've only casting spells for a week, I think you should be proud of yourself. We need to keep you practicing, but we also need to work on your story." Millia points her fork at you, "Just saying you want to be a student won't cut it. They'll probably want to know all about you. Where you came from. When your gift awoke. Where you've been learning from. What books you've read.. Consider the position you're putting them in. You're some nobody from noplace who has managed to secure their very valuable time. What are you going to tell them?"

>Well, wat are you going to tell them?

Rolled 4, 16 = 20

>>22400011

No, not illusionist please.

A controller suits Dorothy much better.

Well, being the child of an elf and a druid, that's pretty good incentive to pursue magical knowledge.

>>22400515

No, illusionist fits a soon to be fey lord and transmuter fits a soon to be grand assmaster.

Those are the two schools we should focus on.

Also, in before Gulcano(Is that right?) has already told the wizards our story.

>>22400476
"I've got a couple choices for the identity, I could make it boring enough that they won't really even bother looking far enough into it or make it obscure enough that they can't investigate the claims. I'm thinking boring, going too complex means they might get suspicious and find out about the dress.

The hard part is going to be where I've been learning from. Maybe come up with a generic old wizardy name, say he was a reclusive old wizard from where I actually came from, and he decided to send me off to school while he went on an extended sabbatical. That seems like a common story for wizards.

I haven't read much nor do I have any fancy tomes with me so I won't talk about reading much and maybe list some generic books that everyone reads.

I might need to learn some more basic arcane theory to make it seem less suspicious."

Dorothy has discovered she possess enough magical talent to be able to cast some spells "accidently". Obviously, she wants to learn how to control her talents, as to not hurt anybody.

But since we're dealing with real wizards, power over the arcane is also very, very interesting, and there is much Dorothy could do if properly taught.

>>22400476
Make it as boring as possible.
A country girl found out that she can cast spells and wants to learn more.

>>22400541
We don't want to link ourself to our parents too much, I think. Just in case. Maybe I'm just being paranoid.

We should bring up our elven heritage, though, that's a good way to explain our talent and interest in the subject.

>Roger Smith
>R. Dorothy
how did I not get this reference sooner

Wait, why are we lying again? I thought we wanted our dick back. Don't we?
Good, I didn't either. Also, why are we still a teenager? No one's going to... respect us if we still look underage... Maybe 20, 25?

>>22400476
Say that while traveling with our druid father around a year ago (maybe longer?) we came across a Fey parade and received our crown. Since then we became more aware of magic, and after a couple of weeks with the crown not withering decided to learn some magic so that you may live up to whatever honor they have bestowed upon us.

As a side: Some Pervert, I love this quest and enjoy reading new threads when they pop up!

>>22400837
Because the wizards will probably destroy the dress if they learn the truth about it, which will mean our contract with Millia is broken.

Which means she gets banished back to her homeland and we get no more succubutt.

Needless to say this is a fate we must avoid at all costs.

AT ALL COSTS.

>>22400628
I think this sounds like the most likely to work.

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"I could always just tell them that some made up, wizardy sounding old man taught me for a while, then sent me off after he decided to take an extended sabbatical..." you consider your own idea for only a short moment before you start poking holes in it, "But then they'll start asking questions about why I needed to be trained so badly that I'd travel all the way here and go through all the trouble, then I might have to tell them about the dress and everything would just fall apart."

"You could always just tell the truth," Millia suggests. You look at her with surprise, not expecting something like that from a Succubus. "A version of it, at least. Adjust the timeframe a bit and leave out any mentions to your gender. They won't care about that if you tell them about your encounter with the Fae Procession and how they gave you a crown.."

Your eyes go wide and you deftly reach up to feel the flowers encircling your hat, "Oh!! That will raise some eyebrows, won't it?" you smile excitedly and Millia nods, "That's right. You don't even have to tell them what you think it means. Just as long as they know you were important enough to be noticed by the Fae."

"So, I fudge the facts a little, but I can tell them that I'm just a simple country girl, and my Druid Father, and I encountered the Fae and they gave me my crown while we were walking through the forest, and since the crown didn't wilt that led me to practice magic to help live up to the honored bestowed upon me, and then I ended up here after leveraging a favor with Mr. Gulcano.. and.." You stop to breath for a moment and relax with a sip of mead, "I think this could work. There aren't a lot of holes in the story and the crown will help me to grab their attention."

>>22401152
"That ought to work, they're not going to poke too much into a story concerning the Fae. Even Wizards know better than to inquire too deeply into their affairs and goals.

And being a country girl will let me gloss over any lapses in manners, etiquette, and basic arcane theory that I'm missing.

There aren't any big holes that I can think of in it and I can talk my way around those if they come up. They might ask where I learned what I already know, but given that the stuff I know that I'm going to show them isn't that advanced they won't think twice about it."

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>>22400837
>aging Dorothy up a bit

Mmm.. What a novel idea..

>>22401303

Ehh milf Dorthy can wait for when we need to disguise our self

Not now. Wizards probably like them younger.

The cover up story seems good enough. Now we just need to spend all that pent-up magic on Millia's butt.

Serious meta-request: Can we stop being the dress so much and be dorothy more? I've been posting serious, dude-brain-based suggestions, but it's basically felt like I'm the only one left doing so. I get it, you want to be the little girl, but can we have a little characterization here?

>>22401152
That should work. Do we know if they have any spells that can force the truth from us? And if so, can Lucile help mitigate that?

>>22401732
Oh, stop being such a stick in the mud. It's called ass quest. If we aren't going for the most perverted option, what's the point?

>>22401574
or Hekaton's[/spoiler

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"I'll probably roll it around my head a little bit more, then rehearse it and then make sure that I use the Reagent's Rhetoric when I deliver it." Millia nods in agreement, "That sounds like a good idea. Just make sure they focus on the less important parts, rather than the ones we're trying to hide. You being a talented young Wizard-in-training with a gift from the Fae should be enough to secure their interest."

"You gonna finish that?" Danny wiggled her fork onto your tray, gently tugging it closer. You eyed her with a look of displeasure. "What?! You barely touched it!" Let the meaty little catgirl have it. If you eat too much, you'll get fat.

You angrily cut into the meat and pry a huge chunk free. You have to fight against the Dress and those noble urges, but you manage to force the whole thing in your mouth, chewing hungrily. You wash it down with a large gulp of mead and slam your mug down in defiance of all these lady-like manners.

Danny looks confused for a moment, but you break the silence by shoving the tray towards her with a ghost hand. You'd had your fill, anyways. Even if you wanted to eat every last piece of meat off the bone, your smaller body likely wouldn't be capable of it. You fill the last bit of space in your belly with mead and sit back.

>>22402063
>You angrily cut into the meat and pry a huge chunk free. You have to fight against the Dress and those noble urges, but you manage to force the whole thing in your mouth, chewing hungrily. You wash it down with a large gulp of mead and slam your mug down in defiance of all these lady-like manners.
Goddamn right. Mental high five, Rodger!

>>22402063
>Even if you wanted to eat every last piece of meat off the bone, your smaller body likely wouldn't be capable of it. You fill the last bit of space in your belly with mead and sit back.

Wafer-thin mint, dorothy?

>>22402063

Isn't getting fat the goal, miss dress?

Meat like that will just directly to your ass.

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"Once they finish up, we should get back to practicing," Millia says, as she turns to watch Hekaton and Danny pick apart the last bits of your lunch. "They are making quite a mess.." she mutters.

You have to agree with her comment. In the short while it took her to eat, Danny had stained her dress in a few places again. If anyone needs training on being a proper lady, it's her, you think. Then the purpose behind Millia's words hits you and you quickly begin casting. You let the cleansing spell fly, splashing over Hekaton and Danny and washing away the stains and filth.

Danny yelps in surprise and shivers from head to tail. "A little warnin' would be nice!" she huffs at you. "Then stop treating your clothes like a bib and I won't have to keep cleaning you," you smirk at her. Hekaton looks surprised and examines himself carefully, but goes back to eating without saying anything to you.

"Just remember to keep using magic whenever possible, darling. You've likely burnt into your mana reserves pretty well at this point, but if you're going to be ready and if you want to keep the dress from doing anything else to you, then you need to keep using it." Millia tells you as she finishes the last of her food and drink.

The four of you return your trays and plates to the chefs and you take a moment to compliment their fantastic food, getting an appreciative holler from the kitchen.

You start to head down the road again, with no particular goal in mind. "What and where next, Dorothy?" Millia asks, taking her spot walking by your side.

>>22402199
Back to the inn. We have an awful lot to fill in our journal diary after only a little bit of day, and this point feels crucial.to our growth, either way.

>>22402199
Perhaps somewhere to get more training with the halberd? Sure, we're looking to be a mage, but knowing how to fight is never a bad thing.

>>22402199
"Not entirely sure. It's a bit early for us to retire to bed.

I feel like relaxing, I've been practicing magic all day. Maybe Yurara's den, I never got a chance to try to hookah and Danny and Hek enjoyed their time there quite a bit."

>>22402199
If we're going to be here as an apprentice for the long term, we're going to need money. We need to find a way to use our limited skills for a profit, preferably one that's less degrading than our earlier endeavor.

>>22402199
What do you want to do Millia?
We have been concentrating on me all this time, with little time to spend on things you like.

>>22402414
Do you really think if she had an idea she would ask us? She's here to tell us things.

>>22402331
Agreed. We need to find a way of acquiring some wealth. We don't know how long we will need to stick with the wizard, after all.

>>22402199

We should train our minds and relax. We don't want to stress ourselves out.

Let us enjoy some fine entertainment while trying to find creative uses of our spells to drain mana.

>>22402446
> spending money just before entering a (likely unpaid) internship

You're horrible at this. Fuck bitches, get money.

>>22402331
We could do magical cleaning for the plebs or maybe minor minor minor body modifications - we'd need the Dress's assistance, though. It's a thought though.

>>22402473
Start a transformation shop?
Let's ask Lucille what she thinks of it.

>>22402483
Let's not. The idea is something we can quit in a few days when we go talk to the wizards.

>>22402488
Stripping then? Find a club to "perform" in?
We do need to give the dress something...

>>22402501
Why? As long as we burn through our magic, the dress doesn't have shit on us.

>>22402462

Pbbbt, we can just turn people into money.

>>22402549
If we want to go full Ass Lich, sure. We're nowhere near that point.

>>22402501
Second. Lets round up the girls and get going.

>>22402557

If by "round up the girls" you mean "make Danny do it," I'm all in.

>>22402588
Only if we get us or Millia a pimpin' hat.

>>22402549
To quote Moot
>We buttcoin now

>>22402557
Interesting note: Among women, "the girls" is a common slang term for the woman in question's breasts.

>>22402618
We already have a pimpin hat. Pimp Wizzad, yo.

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>Relax and write in journal
>Visit Yurara
>Acquire money
>Find a club to perform in
>Turn people into money
>Start selling transformations
>Pimp out Danny

These are some.. uhh.. Interesting suggestions.

>>22402715
This is why I asked for 'less ass lich suggestions' earlier.

Still say acquire money, though.

>>22402715
We could spend some private time with Millia "burning off mana" if we wanted, but I would rather trawl about town some more, maaybe hopefully bump into a Tama or two we can recruit into the party.

I suggest training some more (either magic or halberd is fine) or filling in our journal.

>>22402199
Look for books. Either about magic or fae. This is probably of our interest

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>>22402785
>filling in our journal.

>>22402852
>>22402852
>>22402785
Can we work on an enchantment that updates our journal for us?

>>22402715

Do all of them.

Turn Danny into money and use her to put a down payment on a store front for our new business. Asses Galore (name pending)

Set up a dance platform to showcase our transformations and draw a few nobles into the store. Service them (In more ways than one?), and this will of course get us more money that we can use to buy back Danny, hopefully with all parts included. Afterwards we can take our journal to the den and fill it out while getting stoned out of our minds.

>>22402880
Ass Quest, everybody!

>>22402715
If we are gonna have this body might as well put it to use. Its stripping or prostitution, and I know none of us want to do the latter.

>>22402951
>>22402951
Is it? Is it really? I'd hate to discard more conventional means out of hand just because we're hot.

>>22402732
>>22402715

They're not bad suggestions, though.

>>22402732

Performing in a club and whorign danny out is a good way of making money.

>>22402813
I second this. Yuara might be a good sour e of info as well, but I don't really want to incur any more demonic favors than we really have to. Especially with the shota trap demon.

>>22402997
Let's not whore Danny out, she's Hek's now and we shouldn't interfere in that. Though we might share Danny at some point.

>>22402997
Let's not do anything that we'd (or our parents, gods forfend) find morally negative later on, huh?

OK, so. We were a saleswoman when we first put on the dress, right? How about another bout of that?

>>22402997
Never said not to. It's a really dick thing to do, tho.

>>22402951
>>22402988
>>22402997
I think we have acquired some...interesting questers tonight. They aren't even suggesting as the dress.

>>22403043
We are good at selling things.
Head back to the market, see if we can do it for the same shop as last time? Just ask him for payment this time.

>>22403048

Which means Dorothy is canonically thinking >>22402880

>>22403081
Orrrr, people are so far gone they don't realize how bad their suggestions sound.

>>22403111
Night time /tg/ kind of does this.

>>22403048

Well, the female body allows some shortcuts that male adventurers would have some problems in taking. Not that they can't, but it's significantly harder for them.

Which reminds me, we need to take some seduction lessons from Millia. That will help a lot in the long time.

>>22403111
Debatable, but each thought in this thread is a thought in Dorothy's mind, no matter how small.

>>22403111

Or they just forgot to use spoilers. I know I did, and more than once.

>>22403138
Eh, its more of whatever ones SP chooses to acknowledge, but yeah. I still say either train or go do some fey learnins. Maybe train while Millia tells us about the fey if she knows anything. Or use ghost hands a whole bunch at the library and learn a spell for speed reading.

>>22403078
We want something a little better than simply being a booth girl.

We should ask Lilli if there's a spell or enchantment she could teach us that we could use to earn some cash on the side, maybe a light enchantment that adventurers might want when on the road.

>>22403126

magic sudection lessons

>>22403239
This guy knows what's up.
>>22403348
This guy needs to start using spoiler tags or shutting up.

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"It's still too early to just call it a night. Was there something you wanted to do, Miss Lili?" you step just a little nearer, walking closely alongside her. Millia smiles playfully and wraps an arm around your shoulder, "Darling, you know that anything I'd want to do would just take us straight back to the bedroom. You've only got til tomorrow afternoon to ready yourself for the meeting. If all goes well tomorrow, we'll have all the time in the world to play around."

You smile warmly and lean into Millia's hold. It's nice to think about a future where you can still have Millia and be free of all these voices in your head and all this magic changing your body without your permission.

You consider the different options you have available to you at the moment. More magic training is definitely best, since a handful of simple spells aren't going to win over any wizards.

You've also got some monetary concerns. You brought some money with you, but you left most of your savings back home. It's not wise to travel with several thousand coin jangling on your hip. You'd have enough to afford a few more days at the Inn and food to keep you sated, but you'd also have to worry about Danny, who is flat broke and mooching off you and Hekaton as it is.

At some point, you'll need to mentally rehearse your story for tomorrow and take some time to fill in your journal.

It's only mid-afternoon, but you feel as if you have already filled out the rest of your day. You sigh softly. The feeling of responsibility can be overwhelming.

You look around, trying to see if you recognize where you've aimlessly wandered. You don't quite recognize any of the buildings as places you've passed before, but once place does catch your attention. A book store, not too far from where you are at the moment.

>>22403363

Not really. Seduction can be used at will; we just need to find someone and try it. Like, charm (not magically) a shopkeeper for a discount. 'Convince' a guard to let someone go (probably Danny). Talk someone into doing stuff for us.

Don't disregard the usefulness of seduction just because it's seduction.

>>22403394
Books! Let's get some books!

>>22403363
Seduction doesn't HAVE to mean sexual seduction. He probably meant sexual, but still.

>>22398304

SP, when will you finally get the OP sketch finished

>>22403444
Books about what though?

Maybe there's a convenient self help book that applies to our exact situation.

>>22403478
Written by our future self and sent to the backside of time - the Passt!

>>22403466
Whenever they feel like finishing it.
They started it on a whim and I appreciate that they even did this much.

Although, I might switch to another image for the OP until that one is finished.

>>22403478
We can but try.
>>22403420
Not exactly the sort of thing rodger'd consider, yes?

>>22403478
how the hell do we know until we go inside? Let's go inside!

>>22403394
Look for books wrote by, luckily, one of our future teachers. Just to confirm how good they are or what their field is.

>>22403526

Why not? He got the both the gender and the looks for it. He shouldunderstand that seduction is an important tool and how well he could use it.

>>22403886
Why would he even think of that rather than using his other skills? Come on, really. He's a guy, at least mentally.

Yes, books written by the wizards we're meeting tomorrow is a good idea.

Books teaching how well women can do 'behind the scenes' are also good. Femmes fatale, and the like.

Kama Sutra is a very enlightening book, you should try it.

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You hurry over, breaking off from your party only momentarily. They catch up just as you enter the front door into the book store.

Inside is a cozy little shop, walls lined with all sorts of books. From the looks of the spines, many of them are newer. Although, you spot many of the older tomes behind the counter, where a single elven woman sits. She's idly paging through a book of her own with a set of spectacles perched on her nose. She dressed in a simple cream blouse and has her flaxen hair tied into a braid that she's curled into a bun.

She looks up at you and smiles politely, "Hullo there. Searching for anything in particular?"

Just then, Danny enters, followed by Millia and Hekaton. "Books? Really, Princess?" Danny moans as she peers around the store, her eyes eventually locking onto the expensive looking books tucked away from her reach behind the store owner.

"What's wrong with books?" you glare at her. You liked books. You'd read lots of them and found very few that you didn't like. Danny shrugs, pacing around the store, "I ain't never read a book, ever," she states as-a-matter-of-factly. Millia chuckles to herself, "It shows.."

You look back to the Elf behind the counter and approach her.
>Elf librarian wat do?

>>22403394
Let's check the bookstore.
We should at least check out some of the more basic magic textbooks, and learn their titles and the names of their authors. Might help with our story.

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>>22403945
>>Elf librarian wat do?
I thought /tg/ had prepared me for this kind of question but oh man oh geeze.

>>22403478
yes yes, self heeeeeeeeeeelp books. Might as well heeeelp yourself feel goooooood. Ooooo how about learning the ancient and noble 'martial' art of Kama Sutra? hmmmmmmm?

>>22403945
Get some of the basic magic books that people will refer to, get one that catch our eye or are about interesting topics, get a few for fun and some easy ones for Danny. Later we can educate our kitty, teach her to read while messing with her ears.

Make sure to ask the pretty library elf for her suggestions and try not to be too obvious with our ogling.

>>22403945
I'M looking for a book by <WizardName>.

My friend here could use some children's learner books. Right, DANNY?

>>22403945
Ask if she has any books on magical theory and beginner's textbooks on magic.

>>22403945
Some books on basic magic. Theory and Lore? (like if there are astral planes or stuff like that).
OH, and book on fey and their customs.

>>22403945
I wouldnt worry too hard on the magic theory books, since we have one rather reliable source and another somewhat reliable source of that info. Maybe a book or two to leaf through, but what we really need are books on fey. Anything and everything we can reasonably get our hands on about the little buggers, especially anything relating to fey gifts and what they could possibly mean.

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>>22403973
>Are you checking out or returning?

Whatever else we say to her, we must hit on her.

She's a elven librarian. A motherfucking elven librarian, jesus christ.

>>22404067
Suggestions for pickup lines? I'm usually against hitting on people given our situation, but you're right. It's sort of obligatory.

>>22403945
hellooooo librarian you know you wanna nibble on those delicious looking ear tips, ooo nibble nibble while squeezing her lovely rear

>>22404054
Oh, I'm definitely checking out alright. Mm-mm.

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>>22404054
Oh, I'm definitely checking out.

>>22404093
I think you just did the elf equivalent of black face.

>>22404087
maybe you can help me with checking out a lovely little tome. if you know what I mean

>>22404054
We're definitely checking her out, if you know what I mean.

We should flirt some with the librarian, if we're feeling daring Millia can flirt with her at the same time, she's probably the quiet sort, this ought to get her to melt and blush all the way to the tips of her ears.

Ask when she gets off, what her plans are for this evening, that sort of thing.

>>22403945
"You do have books on magic, right?"

>>22404175
>Ask when she gets off
And we can help her do so

>>22404175
blushing ears BLUSHING EARS! DO IT DO IT DO IT!

>throw the thread an elf
>we instantly act like sharks in blooded waters
You know us too well, Perv. We still need to get those books before we drive off the elf with our creepy attempts at bedding her.

Buy Danny a learn-to-read. We need to invest in her future.

>>22404226
Have Hekaton teach Danny and work out a deal with Hekaton that Danny doesn't get any more dick or free food unless she learns a little more each night.

>>22404213
>>22404175

nibble nibble those red hot ears!

Shut it! You already had me nibbling more then a lifetimes worth today, no more nibbles!

You are right and I apologize, WE SHOULD SUCK THOSE EARS, DEEP THROAT!

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>>22404271
>deepthroating elf ears
You have no idea how much I approve of that.
I hope this image flashes through your head, Dorothy

>>22404255
Agreed on this
I know how we get Danny to read, everyone loves the Kama Sutra.

>>22404299
We said elf, not donkey-girl.

>>22404307
All pervertedness aside sorta, fantasy realms with things like Asurans must have some interesting variations on the Kama Sutra.

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>>22404336
Lets not get into this argument in this thread

>>22404363
Then let's keep the elves elves, yes?

>>22403945
If we are gonna try to hit on her we should try this:
"Don't you wanna read another book? I'm an open book myself"
Sorry, I know it's terrible

>>22404372
Dude, just chill. You're getting mad over nothing.

>>22404372
you can't deep throat ears of the elves you want

>>22404341
If your partner had multiple manipulating limbs refer to chapter 17, if they have a prehensile tail refer to chapters 18 or 19 depending on size and strength, if they have tentacles refer to chapter 5.

>>22404372
dude release and have some mead, let them have their fantasies
we all know long ear is master elf race, with that tantilizing wiggle

>>22404425
>For mandibles, you're shit outta luck. Sorry.

>>22404425
If you wish to experience life as the other sex please see chapter 20.

hey this kama sutra book idea may help us.

>about to go to sleep
>ass quest
>dammit, this is turning into a habit!
>elf librarian
>maybe this isn't such a bad thing at all!

...You just threw me two fetishes in one, Pervert. Three if you count the dress.

...I think I need a moment to remember I'm usually the reasonable one around here.

So. We are going to ask for a book on magical theory and lore. Possibly a beginner's guide to abjuration and evocation. Maybe something on telekinesis, seeing as we have ghost hand. On a personal level I would like a book on the history of magic and its various institutions.

...Dammit all.
Once that's done, TURN ON THE CHARM! Get to know her! Flirt with her lightly! Engage her mentally, not only physically; she quite clearly is a woman with a brain! ROMANCE THE ELF LIBRARIAN DAMMIT!

>>22404562
This seems very much like the sort of thing we might ask Lucille for help with.

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>our mom is an elf
>apparently elf is our fetish
Freud approves

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You start asking her about popular books for beginner casters, looking for which ones sell the best and are most well known. She rattles off a few titles,"Practical Magic" and "The Everyman's Guide to Limitless Cosmic Power" are apparently the most popular, though she mentions a few others which you think you may have heard of before.

She segues the conversation towards you, "All these magic books.. You don't look like someone who needs to be learning the basics. You must be a well-traveled wizard already. What are these for?" You laugh softly and shake your head, "Not quite.. I mean, I have some experience, but I'm still a beginner. The outfit is a little misleading, I admit." She shakes her head, "I happen to think it's a very cute little ensemble, ma'am!" Oh~ho! She likes us. Don't stop just yet. Keep laying on the charm! You blush lightly at the compliment, "It's a little too showy, but it's all I've got for now."

She nods politely, "So, what do you need books like these for, then?" You think of how to word it, but eventually decide to just tell her the truth, "I have a meeting with the Master Wizards Ocotob and Rossellini tomorrow, and I was thinking of brushing up on some of the essentials..." you trail off as a thought crosses your mind, "You wouldn't happen to have any books written by either of them, would you?"

She thinks about your request for a moment then gets up from her seat and dips between the shelves, scanning through the hundreds of books, "I think I have a few, if you'd just give me a moment..."

>>22404619
Elf is EVERYONE'S fetish.

You know what they say, elves don't count.

>>22404650
Get fey books, too!

>>22404650
Try not to stare at her ass as she bends down to get to the bottom shelf. Scratch that, stare at that ass, consider using ghost hand to give it a gentle slap.

>>22404652

Elf isn't my fetish.

I want that catgirl.
Though I think we should change her animal parts, to keep her on edge in the least. It must be getting boring for her! She's so sexually active maybe she should be a rabbit. That means more ear to fondle, yes?

>>22404705
>Elf isn't my fetish.
Sure it is, you just don't realize it yet.
>I want that catgirl.
Imagine taking something as prim and proper as an elf - a librarian elf at that - and reducing her to purring catgirl begging for your touch. And then along comes a succubus...

>>22404750
> discounting Hek
why

What if Milia get jeaously? What if she wants us to be her plaything and her plaything only?

>>22404842
She giggled and offered us pointers the last time we tried to hit on a girl. I think she doesn't much care because she knows that she owns us regardless of who else we try to bring along into our magical realm. That and being a sex demon and all probably makes her a little more open about these things.

>>22404842
I suggested involving Millia in the flirting process, and there's no way we're not going to share her with Millia.

>>22404825
Huh?
A multi-armed asuran girl /would/ be handy if we are looking to make ourselves a harem...

>>22404885
> girl

Again, why. He's perfectly hot as-is.

>>22404887
I can count no less than three reasons Dorothy wouldn't go for guys, no matter how hot.

>>22404887
to you, not to Dorothy.

>>22404887
Who said I was talking about Hek?
I still don't get what you meant by discounting Hek when my first post dealt solely with the elf, too.

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You lean to the side and peek over to catch a glimpse of the bookkeeper as she leans down to pluck a book from the bottom shelf. You grin to yourself as you admire the fine curves of her backside. You notice Millia not to far away, casually browsing through some shelves, smiling knowingly at you.

She returns to the counter and sets out a few books in front of you. A few of them are sequential volumes on the art of enchanting and imbuing, written by an T. Rossellini and another is a rather thick technical manual on the current laws and standards and pricing guidelines regarding the trade and sale of magical items, services, exotic goods, and dangerous creatures written by an A. Ocotob.

You page through them briefly. The books on enchanting seem to be exactly what you might need if you intend to untangle all the spells that make up the Dress, but the years of merchant apprenticeship has given you a certain appreciation for the knowledge contained in Ocotob's manual.

"Let's put these aside, for now.. There are some other books I'm looking for first, before getting out my purse." She nods and stacks the books neatly to one side. "Before that.." you extend a hand to her, "I'm Dorothy. Forgive my poor manners." She takes you hand and shakes it gently, "My name is Taiva. It's very nice to meet you, Miss Dorothy." That's not how you flirt! You're terrible at this!

You wince internally, knowing that you'd definitely try your chance with a girl like her, if you weren't a girl like you are now.

>>22404981
>if you weren't a girl like you are now.
Come now, when has that stopped anybody?

>>22404981
>if you weren't a girl like you are now.
nonsense! There is nothing wrong with trying your chances with another girl.

>>22405022
>>22405014
It's stopped us before and it'll do it again. You're assuming Dorothy's had the years people in our world have had to be exposed to this concept, muse on it, fetishize it, and idealize it. She hasn't.

Play it that way or put it in spoiler boxes, people!

>>22404981
We should give flirting a chance, don't let the dress and our new gender change us. If we are a man on the inside, then act like one. Hit on this lovely girl, ask if she'd like to suggest any books that she liked, when she gets off.

It may crash and burn, we might fail, she might not be interested, but we will at least have tried, like a man.

>>22405042
We shall seduce like a woman and fuck like a man!

>>22405034
I am playing that way. Didn't put any spoiler because I didn't mean it as a dress suggestion.

>>22404981
> She returns to the counter and sets out a few books in front of you. A few of them are sequential volumes on the art of enchanting and imbuing, written by an T. Rossellini and another is a rather thick technical manual on the current laws and standards and pricing guidelines regarding the trade and sale of magical items, services, exotic goods, and dangerous creatures written by an A. Ocotob.

Fucking fuck-assed fuck of a fucking fuck-assed fucker. We're in trouble here, folks!

>>22404981
Alright, if Roger is so bad at this perhaps Lucile can help him out

>>22405063
Explain yourself, cause I don't get it.

>>22405065
She is our wingwoman, after all. In more ways than one, at that.

>>22405072
The two that we're going to talk to are extremely specialized in the sort of magic that would create and manipulate the dress, or at least are good enough at it that their books are sold and sold well. Our country bumpkin routine doesn't quite work if the folks in charge are really fucking good at recognizing magic items!

>>22404981
Look I KNOW you want her. YOU WERE CHECHKING HER OUT! With no sham! but now you get all ashamed of your current predicatament when it becomes evident you got a CHANCE. Right now you are acting like the girl you LOOK like. So be the MAN you really are and FLIRT dang it.

>>22405100
We gave our hair for that non-magic detect spell. Unless Lucile fuck up and decide to change our look when we are talking to them there is no reason for them to suspicious the dress is magic

>>22405072
It's the last book. Something is wrong with that last book. its a foreshadow, dont know what the first annon saw though, something about the laws part maybe? MAGICAL ITEMS! trade on magical items! he is an expert and would spot the dress

>>22405042
>>22405113

These two are unto something. We are letting the hormones of the girl body take us over! make us all timid and WEAK! We need to fight back and GET SOME ELF EARED BOOTY! Show how manly we are!

>>22405132
Do you really think they wouldn't be able to see through a novice's spell when that spell is in their specific field?

>>22405186
Yes because Lucile cast it

>>22405204
She didn't cast us, she helped us fill in the gaps and learn to cast it right.

>>22405186
If they were looking specifically for us hiding a magic dress they could probably pierce our hiding easily, but if they're not looking for it they probably won't think about it twice unless we start transforming the dress in front of them.

>>22405223
Something to be worried about, at least.

>>22404981
"You seem pretty smart. What can I girl do to have some fun here? "
After her answer
"W-would mind joining me? I-I mean, If you have the time. A-and if you want to, of course"

>>22405287
Way too much stuttering. We should show some confidence, we have made a god damn succubus orgasm with nothing but our fingers and kissing her! We ought to be confident as hell.

We ask when she gets off, if she'd like to join us for some drinks, that sort of thing. None of that stuttering.

>>22405327
Yeah, but Mia probably corrected our mistakes. Now if we miss something she will walk away and it's not like Roger is feeling confident or something

>>22404981
Do you have any books on the Fae and the meaning of their gifts; also a beginers reading primer as I'm trying to expand my companions education. [ spoiler] Why not expand the elf's figure instead. [ /spoiler]

>>22405231
On the plus side, it means that if we apprentice under them, we have a much better bet of figuring out how to untangle this curse.

>>22405402
Yeah that's right don't forget the beginner books, we have to get that Danny educated. This is a big priority

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Dress be damned. You don't get a lot of chances like this and it wouldn't be right to squander this one. You lean in on the counter-top, resting your elbows on its surface. You start to talk about some of the books you are looking for at first, bringing up the Fae and anything that might be related to the topic, then casually joke about finding something to teach Danny to read. Taiva quietly mentions that she might have some picture books to start her off, and the two of you share a laugh.

You glance around the store, looking for her, only to find her and Hekaton both flipping through a book. You hear, "See, I think we can try this one.. If you just hold yourself up and if I just bend like that.." from her. Taiva leans forward a little and adjusts her glasses to see what they are reading and her face instantly reddens, "O-oh dear... Looks like she already found one of the picture books."

You raise an eyebrow as you put two and two together, "I should have known that she'd find the one book in the entire store with something naughty in it." Taiva fidgets with her glasses and turns away from them. "They're just very.. transparent about their affection for one another. Any mess they make, I'll fix. I promise."

>>22405580
Goddamnit you two, stop being adorable in how perverted you are.

>>22405580
Good work Danny, now she is in the mood

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>>22405580
Any. Mess.
What say you and I make a mess of our own?

>>22405580
Good job Danny, you and your perverted nature got us a chance. We'll rub your ears later.

Engage the flirting! We must ask when she gets off, if she'd like to go out for drinks. Also ask exactly what book Danny and Hek have and ask her to describe it, in detail.

>>22405649
>>when she gets off
Guessing in the bathtub with a romance novel
>Torpedo rystaff
FIRE

>>22405649
We were actually doing better BEFORE she found the porn, I think.

That said, keep on! Second to the right and straight on till morning! Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead!

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You gather up your confidence and give Taiva your best smile. You are Roger Smith, dress or no dress. If you can please a Succubus, you can at least successfully flirt with a bookish Elf. "Taiva, you probably know this city far better than I do. What can a girl do to have some fun around here?" She thinks for a moment, "Well, if you like to read, there is the city library which has lots of great books, and there are some nice restaurants that have great food, I suppose..."

"How about this? Once I sort everything with the Ocotob and Rossellini, you join me and show me some of your favorite spots in the city?" Taiva looks surprised and a little confused by your forwardness, but nods to you, "I think that would be nice.."

You try to contain your smile and simply nod in return, "Alright then! I'll be sure to drop by afterwards and we can work out a schedule. Before all of that, though, I should probably pay for my books."

You begin to fish into your belt pouches to see how much money you had. After a quick count, you realize you can only afford three of them, unless you cut a deal, and even then, you'd be pretty short on money, unless you could find some other way to stir up some coin.

"So, which books will you be taking today?"

>>22405679
YESSSSS. Success.

Suck our totally-mentally-still-there dick, Lucille! We didn't need your help, and we certainly didn't need to act girlish.

>>22405679
I would say the two books by Ocotob and Rossellini and a book on the fae. If we are gonna use them as our cover story, we sure as hell should know more about them.

>>22405679
the two books from the wizards and one fey book.

There was multiple books from Rossellini alone

>>22405679
What of these aren't available at/would be likely to be checked out at the library?

>>22405738
>>22405740
This is a good point. Seeing as Rossellini has a whole volume of books, they are more likely to be at a library and we just need to sort of leaf through them before the interview to pander to his ego. The Ocotob book sounds useful enough to buy, though, and I still think we should get Danny a learner book. Maybe convince Hek to buy it for her.

>>22405765
so:
Danny's Learner Book (NOT PORN)
Ocotob Book
Fey Book.

Finalize y/n

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>>22405803

>>22405803
If we cant schmooze the learner book out of either the elf or Hek. If we can, then just a general magical study book. Though I do think something about enchantments will come in handy both with the dress and with augmenting our halberd.

>>22405765
I agree with >>22405765 but we should also get the book on the Fae esspecialy if we can convince Hek to get the reading primer for Danny.

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"I hate to do this, because people have done it to me, but I may have to put these back for the time being and sign it out from the library when I get the chance," you tell her as you set Rossellini's books to the side, "And there's one more I want to grab.." You step away from the counter and move past Millia, who is flipping through some kind of History book. She deftly pats you on your rear as you pass and when you go to look back, it appears as if she hasn't even moved or looked up from her book.

You search through the various sections until you find what you are looking for, returning to Taiva with a short novel you read when you were younger. 'The Adventures of Sir Firebrand' was the book that made you want to be a hero and an adventurer. It's a a collection of supposedly true stories about a noble knight and his flaming sword. You think it will make a nice book for teaching Danny to read, since its simple enough, and it could help in reforming her further, since Sir Firebrand was a noble and justice-minded hero.

You set that down on the pile with Ocotob's book and the Book of Fae lore that Taiva has retrieved for you. Taiva uses a mechanical register to ring you out and the total comes out cheaper than you were expecting. She winks at you as she slides your purchases into a bag. You trade her for a handful of coins and tuck the bundle under you arm.

You take the other books that she retrieved for you and offer to return them. As a fellow merchant, you know the pain of having to re-shelf goods. She protests, but you are done before she can stop you.

When you return, Hekaton is purchasing the book he was reading with Danny and Millia is behind him with her history book. Once you have all paid, you say your goodbyes to Taiva. "Also, if you're free tonight, you can find me at the Feisty penguin." You offer a wink and head out.

>>22405997
We should probably give Millia's ass an Arcane Squeeze to get her back, and because she did say to use magic for everything we wanted to do.

>>22406031
Go for a two handed pinch as she is stepping out the door.

>>22405997

now to earn more money

Yes quickly go apply your trade making money the old fashion way. Hard work and determination

>>22406073
I concur.

Also we should do a bit more magic practice once we get back, and then we sit Danny down, maybe in our lap, and teach her how to read properly. It's our responsibility. If she tries to run we can pull her back with an Arcane Hand on one of her ears.

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You quickly turn your wave into a series of arcane gestures and produce a ghost hand and then a second one. You almost drop your books in the process, but manage to succeed. You float them over to Millia and give you a firm, two-handed pinch as you hurry over to join them. You actually manage to catch her by surprise and she lets a little giggle slip.

"I'm actually a little disappointed in you, Dorothy," she begins to tell you, "Barely any magic used back there. Not even so much as a cantrip." You droop a little, "But you didn't really need any magic to win her over, hmm?" You look up to her and she smiles playfully, causing you to smile back.

While you are walking, you take the novel you purchased for Danny out from the bag and hold it out to her, "This is for you, by the way." She takesit cautiously and flips through it, turning it upside down and sideways, "What'fer?" "You're going to learn to read, Danny. Being illiterate makes you a liability to the rest of the party," you tell her sternly.

Danny grimaces and sighs with annoyance, "I ain't illiterate, Princess.. I jus' don't waste my time with books and I get by just fine." You shake your head, "Not good enough for me. You're going to read through that and we're going to help you." Danny groans, "Uhhhg.. Fine. If that's what it takes ta make you leave me alone about this."

Hekaton pats Danny on the back and holds up the book he purchased, "Once you finish with that, we can read this." The two of them share a rather lascivious smile at that.

"I suppose that means we'll be heading back to the Feisty Penguin?" Millia inquires. You heft your books up, "I'd like to take the time to relax for a little while, practice that writing spell with my journal, and maybe read a bit. There are spells for accelerated reading, I presume?" Millia nods, "It's a very good one to know."

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Alright. We're going to pause this here. We've got a little bit more thread to go before autosage, so we'll pick up tomorrow with the party reconvening at the Feisty Penguin.

>>22406337
Well lets get some reading in. And we can have the fun process of teaching Danny to read, maybe playing with her ears when her attention wanders to get her back on task.

>>22406337

Just in case I'm not here in time tomorrow...

I want to read that book of Hek's too.

I just realized, if we successfully woo the librarielf, then we are gonna need some pre-elf scissoring scissorings with Millia since she wont get to show her true self so long as the elf is around and we wont get to buttmagic anyone either.

I wonder how far we will go with the elf. And I hope the elf doesn't go all yandere after seeing us with Milia

>>22410375

I don't care as long as we FINALLY get some proper "stat" boosts.

>>22410951
There's nothing 'proper' about the stats you want to boost.

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>>22398304
Just waking up. Give me a little while and we can resume.

>>22412203
Yayifications?

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>>22412203
Time for crazy ass-wizardry!

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>>22412203
Finally, an excuse to use this pic!

>>22412203
> give me a little while
> literally an hour later
shit, pervert, get it together.

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You arrive back at the Feisty Penguin after a short walk. Your party needs Hekaton to guide them back to the main street, at one point, since he's apparently the only one who has visited Arisca more than once. Millia doesn't make a point to explain why she doesn't know Arisca's layout, despite everything else she apparently knows.

Inside the tavern, things are still rather calm and empty. There are more people than there were this morning, but the evening hasn't even begun. You figure that in a few hours, you'll have more and more people filling the empty tables and stools.

"So, you'd like to take a break for now?" Millia asks as you make your way across the tavern. You nod to her, "We've still got the rest of the day for practice, but a small rest to fill out my journal and do some reading would be nice."

Danny loops an arm around one of Hekaton's, "Guess we'll just head ta our room then and do some readin' of our own~nyaa.. Better keep that cleaning spell ready, Princess." The two of them actually make a point to hurry upstairs in front of you, making their goodbyes as brief as possible. At the very least, it means you can take some time to yourself without having to worry about Danny running amok. Although, she has been behaving herself while Hekaton is around.

You finally return to your room and take a moment to soak in just how drab it is. Every last trace of your illusionary study has vanished, and the room just doesn't seem fit for filling our your journal. You decide that a new illusion is in order and begin to cast.

Millia casually throws herself onto the bed and watches you closely, "What are you making this time, Dorothy?"

>>22413049
A sitting room! Obviously.

Or a library. I wonder what the books would be filled with?

>>22413049
> danny and hek
adorable~

>>22413049
>There are more people than there were this morning, but the evening hasn't even begun. You figure that in a few hours, you'll have more and more people filling the empty tables and stools.
Subtle commentary on the thread's population? Anyway, let's go for the study again. It seems appropriate.

>>22413049
Library! Complete with sexy elf secretary!

>>22413201
This is not a bad idea.

>>22413234
>>22413201
> making an illusion of a sentient being
This seems somehow unwise, while the dress is the major teacher/source of our magic.

Rolled 17

>>22413201
let's make millia the secretary

>>22413264
We can go with this, I think. Smarter than giving Lucile/the dress someone to act through.

>>22411489

My apologies - I don't care as long as we FINALLY get some "proper" "stat" enhancement bonuses.

Profane is fine too. Circumstance is so-so, Untyped is always good, Morale makes no sense in this context, Alchemical sounds fun, Sacred is fine if it doesn't involve any Exalted-Boring Vows, Racial bonuses are fantastic - as it strongly implies monstergirl-isation.

And hey - technically a snake tail would get rid of that ass right?

>>22406337
>Being illiterate makes you a liability to the rest of the party

We should have been driving home a point of "if you want to turn your life around, Danny, we'll help you do it right"
Might get her actually interested in it.

>>22413049
The "Heavy Rain" thing. A nice desk in the middle of a wonderful field on a nice autumn day.

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"A library.." you tell her as you begin to sculpt the facets of your spell, spreading it to fill the corners of the meager room. You hear Millia chuckle as the walls and ceiling vanish beneath your magic, "You've really worked up quite a taste for the shy, quiet, bookish type, haven't you?" You look to her and grin, "It's probably why I like you so much, Miss Lili." You notice her cheeks redden just the slightest bit.

Rather than a dusty little corner at the back of some wizard's keep, you create something more grandiose. A vast, open library, with countless shelves spreading out from a center sitting area, like a labyrinth of literature with a colossal domed, glass ceiling where warm sunlight pours down from.

You take a look around to appreciate your own work. At a glance, it certainly looks like a very large library, but when you look closely, you can tell where the walls start. The real walls of the room. The library around you is like a painting on the walls that gives a sense of perspective when it's really just flat. You've done a good job with the little details, but tricking anyone into thinking this room was any bigger than it actually is would require more skill than you've got at the moment.

>>22413469
Look at one of the books! I want to see what it says.

>>22413469
Let's get journaling.

Try to improve the illusion a bit. After that, ask Millia for tips on dates and seduction as a female. Gotta be ready for that date~

>>22413595
How about no? We're doing fine for ourself. We've got the seduction thing down just fine as a guy.

Besides, the sooner we get this done, the sooner we can get to money, which means we can do much more.

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You lean your Halberd against one of the shelves and move to sit at one of the desks. You've disguised it beneath your illusion to look like one of the many desks around the room, but you know it's the real table that's actually occupying your room right now.

You scoot yourself in and look around for your journal and quill. For a brief moment, you blame yourself for covering it with the illusion but you quickly find it being held out to you. Your eyes trace along the arm and you look up to find Millia standing beside your desk, dressed very differently.

She's let her hair down, allowing it to flow behind her, and changed her outfit from her usual adventurer's attire, to something more reserved. She looks like a librarian, right at home in the setting you've created. A simple black dress and black vest over a white blouse, with a red tie gives her a very reserved and professional appearance, instead of her usual sultry one.

"I believe this is the book you were looking for, Miss?" she says in a tone that mimics Taiva's. You nod quietly and take it from her and set it in front of you. "And you'll probably be needing this," she smiles politely, keeping up the act of simply being a librarian helping a customer.

You crack open your journal and flip through the pages you've already filled. In your last session, you'd written out a few dozen pages, covering the first few days that kicked off your adventure. When you left off you were just about to start into your departure from home and your trip to Arisca.

>>22413698
"You're a good person, Millia. What's up with that, anyway?"

And then start writing.

Rolled 11

>>22413698
"why thank you, miss"
and get down to writing, also make sure this diary stay far form the mages if they read it and discover we've been holding out on them, it'll be pretty bad meh think

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You prepare the spell as you did before, creating a link between the quill, your paper, and your memories. It doesn't quite work at first. You find yourself looking around for Millia, only to find her tending to one of the nearby shelves, moving around your Illusionary library.

She catches you watching and looks a little flustered from the attention. You smile weakly and wiggle your quill. She nods and mimes a series of arcane gestures, to which you follow and feel the spell click into place. You smile to her and she flashes a meek smile in return.

While you chronicle your journey through the forest, your fight with the Gnolls, and your encounter with Danny and what it was like to truly lose control of yourself to the Dress's powers, you continually catch Millia out of the corner of your eye. Bending over to lift a stack of books, reaching cutely for something on a high shelf, tugging at the collar of her shirt and fanning herself.

Your focus remains on recording and transcribing your memories to paper, but you find yourself writing more than you expected on your relationship and interactions with Millia. You don't think this is a problem, but it's curious the way she can just sneak into your head whenever she pleases..

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>>22413698
Meant for her to offer the Magic Quill in that "And you'll probably be needing this," line.

Oh well. have a bonus Librari-bus

>>22413786
Well, she's a succubus. She does that.

We must reward her later. She's putting on a show and she knows it.

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>>22413786
I'm fucking up all over the place.
It was bugbears, not gnolls.

>>22413860
Damn Milia, you are making Roger recorder everything wrong with this new sexy outfit of yours

>>22413831
>it's curious the way she can just sneak into your head whenever she pleases..
>Well, she's a succubus. She does that.

That's a useful trick. We should ask her about this and show interest in being able to do the same.

>>22413907
Ask her about it, sure.
I think we're trying to NOT get attention on ourself right now, though.

>>22413936

Don't be an idiot. Having the knowledge of how to do something is not the same thing as doing it.

>>22413786
No Dorothy it's just you falling for Millia.

>>22414016
Right, but it's pretty goddamn low on our priority list right now.

>>22414031

We don't really have a priority list anymore, though. There's the meeting tomorrow and then the date, and making some money.

We're ready for the wizards, though we need a few minor side-quests for the coin. I don't see why Dorothy shouldn't take this chance (and time) to learn how to be a good date.

>>22414202
Because that's a really friggin' skeevy thing to do to someone you've just met? Just sayin'?

also, not a particularly manly way of going about it. We've man'd our way through this so far, why stop now?

>>22414226
I'm not sure I agree with the 'man' part, but I agree with the rest of it. Dorothy should do this on her own merits, or not at all!

>>22414226
>also, not a particularly manly way of going about it. We've man'd our way through this so far, why stop now?

There is only so much you can accomplish with one behavior. The more subtle ways are better for certain situations.

>>22414313
>>22414289
>>22414226
We're also trying to burn magic, you dorks.

>>22414289
>>22414226

Guys, there is nothing wrong in asking a few tips on how to better seduce a woman, specially AS a woman.

Remember when we tried something with that maid in Guacamole's manor, and how utterly ineffective it was to draw even a single reaction?

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You continue your chronicling, stopping onto occasionally to glance up and appreciate Millia as she flaunts around your library, pretending to be an innocent librarian. You have covered up to your arrival at Arisca, having found that there was very little you could write about the Fae Procession, considering just how little of it you actually saw. You wished there was more you could say, but putting it to words is truly difficult.

You hope that you'll have more knowledge after you read through that book of Fae lore. All you really know right now is that the Fae are dangerous and that their gifts are not to be treated as something trivial.

You sigh and reach up to adjust your hat, taking a moment to run your fingertips across the silken petals of the purple flowers wreathed around it's base. You continue to write for a while longer, covering your first impressions of Arisca and everything you saw. Giants, Tama, your first Asuran and more Adventurers in one place than you'd seen in your whole life.

You set your quill down after you record up to the point where you spent the night fooling around with Millia after failing entirely to hit on one of Mr. Gulcano's maids. You force yourself to stop because just recalling that night's events and what it all felt like like.. The sensation of your body growing and changing and becoming more womanly than it had ever been.. Mmmm.. That was a fun night.

You closes your eyes and heave a deep breath, trying to remain composed. It's too early for you to be getting all worked up. You feel the smallest twinge of regret for getting into all of this and taking on all these responsibilities. You'd have to make sure that Millia didn't feel neglected after all of this was sorted.

You set your quill down and close your journal.

>>22414349
Which means it didn't work there.
It worked here. Here is what we're worried about. She seems to like what we've been doing, so I see no reason to change it.

>>22414351
aaaaaaaand Ghost Hand!

>>22414407

No, what's been used on the librarian was mainly vocal interaction. Besides, she showed interest first, didn't she?

A woman can be much stronger without useing words.

Whatever guys, just burn some magic.

Have we discussed if Dorothy should meet the wizards with the cantrips on? Probably should use something to look even more attractive to make them even more interested. Beauty is probably valuable to fairies (it usually is), it should help even more the cover story.

>>22414351
Alright, time for that rapid-reading spell! We might be able to get an infodump from our new purchases all at once, burn off some mana AND free up more time with Lili.

>I applaud your taste. Koakuma is best succubus librarian.