kill it

Ask it where it lives.

Exterminate the infestation.

Tell it it was pretty kobold to do that.
Then I kill it.

Swi'per no swiping. Swi'per no swiping!

Sit it down on my lap and explain to it why stealing is wrong and how it is only cheating itself out of a bright and prosperous future.

befriend him/enslave him. call him Bob and make him carry my shit.

I tell him to play for me the best song in the world or I'll eat his soul.

>>22417646
I WANT MY FIDDLE OF GOLD, YOU FUCK.

>>22417576
Launch him into space. I needed to test my rocket anyway, he'll be perfect test pilot.

Give her the dick

>>22417576
Take him to the local temple of Iomedae and get him food and a new start, tell him if I EVER catch him stealing again I take his head.

ask it where its Kobold Hole is, and tell it you'll bring food baskets.

Then organise the local town and pour lots and lots of oil down there.
Or recruit a wizard to divert a river into it.

Oh look, and new test subject for my Alchemical Experiments.
I'm so close to full biological inversion.
So close.

>>22417702
WE PLAYED FAIR AND SQUARE.

YOU LOST.

>>22417740
CHEATED? YOU THINK I CHEATED?

YOU SPRAYED EVERYWHERE AND RAN OUT LAUGHING.

WHO FUCKING DOES THAT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN PERFORM!

Either kill it or do what those other guys suggested and locate its nest first.

>>22417777
Shut up and just let the kobold play the damn violin, by Lamasthu!.

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After a vigorous cry of "swiper no swiping", you grab the kobold and place it on your lap, explaining how what it did was wrong and that its current path can only lead to ruin, instead of a bright, prosperous future.

It asks you, in little yips, how a kobold such as it could possibly manage to ever become wealthy and prohs-pur-us.

>>22417810
IT'S NOT PLAYING THE VIOLIN.

>>22417834
By whoring.

>>22417834
This will only end in rape.

>>22417740
Oh fuck it, thast stinking furry avatarfag again. You're aware that avaturding is against the rules now? Fuxk off.

I'd pick it up, put it on my shoulder and then show it how to be a real rogue and not get caught.
Kobold cohorts are best cohorts.

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and another thread ruined.

good night y'all.

>>22417834
I tell him he/she should lean a profession first, I ask the kobold if he/she knows to write and read.

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Rub its nose, of course.

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>>22417834
You must become a baker and bake the greatest bread in creation. Only then will you earn my respect

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You tell it that it could try whoring or roguing.

"But I no know how to do either of those things! Yip!"

You then ask it if it has any profession.

It shakes its head.

Can it read it write?

"...no?"

>>22418000
This

>>22418037
Become an adventurer!

It's okay to lie, cheat, pillage, steal, burn and kill, as long as you only do it to things that the universe has deemed 'Evil'!

>>22418037
Then let's teach him/her how to read and write first, he/she can't become the best baker in the whole kingdom if she/he can't read a recipe book!

>>22418037
Can it learn things? We shall try to teach it an alphabet and addition

>>22418000
this

>>22418037
Give it to the wizard. Pay the wizard to teach it.
If it's bright, it will learn, if it's not, its got a promising career as swordsman, fodder, or squire.

>>22418037
You teach writing and reading,
Send it to school or hire a tutor.
Then give it access into my library full of introductions into jobs.
It will know then what it'll do.

>>22418037
WHAT IS YOUR NAME, LITTLE BOLD CREATURE?

>>22417576
>>22417834
>>22418037


This is not TGCHAN.

We have no obligation to humor any sort of kobolds.

Any response to it's presence that don't involve KILLING and EATING IT are invalid.

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IT WILL BE THE GREATEST BAKER IN EXISTENCE.

But first it must learn to read and write, and how to do math.

You will do this by sending it to a library or school. But how will you disguise the kobold so someone doesn't think it is there to steal things?

>>22418147
Dont be a fool, we must gain its trust and convince it that kobolds are a blight so that it can infiltrate large kobold communities and allow us to easily destroy the entire abominable race.
Excluding her/him

>>22418192
Give it things that are better than the things people are afraid it will steal.

>>22418192
Cut off its hands!

>>22418192
Put a fake beard on him. Tell everyone it's a scaly dwarf.

>>22418192
A malformed child!

>>22418192
"This is my child Thomas. He was disfigured horribly in a kitchen fire. His heart's desire to bake has not faltered despite his misfortune."

>>22418228
this, so much!

>>22418192
Black his face so people think he's a very short drow.

>>22418192
My child has gone through a horrible accident. Unfortunately the only skin graft available was that of a kobold.

>>22418129
Steal the crown jewels with the aid of its new knowledge.

>>22418192
...Disguise it in a cake.

>>22418192
If she can't go to school, then the school must come to her.
hire tutors.


(Fucking mouth breathing sperglords, fapping with their negative microdicks while thinking about killing that las, shame on you.
Oh wait, you have none.)

>>22418192
Put on him/her monk habits made for halflings or gnomes and give him/her a ring of disguise self.
With a command word he/she would look like a halfling, a gnome or a human child. If he/she enters in an anti magic zone or for some reason gets under the influence of a counter spell or dispel effect, he/she could use the monk habit for hide from the people saying he haves a skin condition.
Also I'll name this kobold Tog.

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You put a beard on it.

It says the beard is really itchy.

Now, what school will it be sent to? A magic school? A baking school? Or a normal one, if you feel like being boring.

>>22418380
Clown College.

Send it to kindergarten.

Gnome kindergarten.

>>22418409
second

>>22418409
Yes, the baking clown.

>>22418380

Magic school.

We just gave it a beard, so obviously it needs wizard powers to go with it's new wizard beard.

>>22418409
Yes. Do this.

>>22418380
First the normal school, then it can still decide what it wants.
Solid education, solid future.
Oh, and get some tutors, if it has trouble going to school.

>>22418380
magic school, have the thing become a wizard, then have it become a baker

>>22418380
Buy a book. Make it recite letters. Give it a harsh beating for every single on that it gets wrong.

>>22418380
Magic bakery school owned by Bozus the Wizard Clown.

Don't bards double as clowns? Please don't send him to a bard school.

Send it to a Wizard school and tell it to specialize in ice magic. Then it can be a Blizzard Wizard Lizard.

>>22418601
This.

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gee willikers guys!

i found a staff!

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You bring it to the clown college, apparently having forgotten already about your plan for baking.

Later that day, it comes home and slams the door behind it, asking why you sent it to the scariest place you possibly could have.

... You should probably give it a name.

>>22418654
Esther.

>>22418654
Where's your beard?

>>22418654
And that's where you'll end up if you continue your life of crime, Carl.

>>22418654
Mr. Scalesworth.

>>22418654
Sam.

>>22418654

CHUCKSLAB MURDERMEAT

No one is going to mess with our obviously female 'Bold with a name like that! And we can call her Chuckie for short.

>>22418654
so....
when do we fuck it

>>22418703
this

>>22418654
izzard the blizzard wizard

>>22418654
Wait what gender is it? Or is it like some frogs that can change genders?

>>22418654
BLAST HARDCHEESE

>>22418763
Give it a gender neutral name, like jessie or something.
Laugh when people think its the other gender.

>>22417576
Fulllout MurderHobo that fool

hang him upside and slit his throat.
Set fucktons of explosive traps around to be triggered by his body being tampered with and laugh later when I hear the mountains move

Wait wait wait, one question
WHAT FUCKING GENDER IS IT

Your name is Ross.

>>22418654

Also, we shall tell her the reason why we sent her there was punishment for thievery. We catch her thieving again, and she'll go to Clown Wizard Baking College again.

>>22418654
Alex? Or Taylor.

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You pat Esther on the head and tell her that is what she gets if she continues her life of thievery and crime.

She says that she'll stop stealing. She'll do anything as long as you don't send her back there.

Now what?

>>22418734
This is way funnier to me than it rightfully should be. Do this.

>>22418901
give it a hat

>>22418901
ANYTHING, eh?

>>22418901
Blizzard Wizard Lizard?

>>22418901
We shall apprentice it to the local tailor, guaranteeing it a life where it no longer needs to steal.

>>22418901

Make her lunch. She seems sad, and it seems like as good of a time as any to figure out what Kobolds eat.

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>>22418901

>>22418901
Apologize for being a douche and send her to apprentice under a damned baker already.

>>22418909
YES

>>22418946
Seconded.

>>22418978
this and a hug

>>22418901
If the clowns couldn't get the job done, I guess we have to take the time to teach her to read and write ourselves. After that it is time to bake.

>>22419018
Also this
>>22418946

>>22419018
Why did we think clown school was a good idea?

>>22418901
Lunch, and a wizard hat.

>>22419099
Many ideas seem good at the time but are terrible in hindsight. Most clowns can't even read or write themselves.

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>Wizard School

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Yes, she says. Anything.

You ask her what she eats. She tells you meat.

You tell her you're sorry about that, and will put her under an apprenticeship for a baker tomorrow. You meanwhile go to the kitchen to figure out what to feed her.

Esther sits in the hall, watching you. You'll get her a nice hat later as a reward for good behavior.

sandwich.

>>22419210

Meat sandwich. Like a slab of ham and headcheese between two slices of jerky.

>>22419221
I think you forgot the fact that it is battered in bacon dough and deep fried in lard.

Torture it to see if it took anything else then kill it.

>/tg/ cooking
>Not suggesting Meat Bread
>2013
What is this, Summer?

can we fuck it?!

... seriously just cook it something. maybe ask if it likes it raw or cooked

>>22419154
comfort her and slowly work her into your bed

>>22419285

Meat Bread is earned. When she learns magic or how to make a muffin, she will earn her meatbread. Until then, jerkywiches.

>She is naked
>No sexual organs visible
Welp

>>22419154
cut off dick, feet to cobold

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You make her a MEATWICH.

When you present it to Esther, her eyes light up and she takes it from you, hesitating, then chows down. It's the first time you've seen her happy.

She manages to say "thank you" between bites and happy yips.

After the MEATWICH is finished, she notes that it's getting late.

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>>22419285
We... We don't suggest meatbread anymore.

Not since, well... IT happened.

>>22419403
It's time for the rape

>>22419403
take her to bed, then sleep with her!

>>22419484
Give her a warm wool blanket. And a sand mattress.

>>22419403
Tell her a bed time story!

>>22419403

We should make her a bed. Get an orange crate and line it with pillows and things Kobolds like. So I guess fill an orange crates with sausages, pillows and shiny things.

>>22419451
>>22419484

I second these!

Kill it. Maybe see if it tastes good.

>>22419484
>take her to bed, then sleep with her!
Ensure that nothing but sleep occurs.

>>22419506
Preferably a Death Watch story! Talk about that time we looked a warlock in his eyes as we slowly pulled his intestines out.

Love it tenderly
with your genitals

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>>22419403
make her sleep on your blanket, also a fanart

>>22419543
second!

>>22419543
thirded

>>22419506
I support this option.
Tell her tales about your previous adventures fighting evil wizards and turbinium dragons.

>>22419567
Fourthed.

>>22419554
moar
so adorable :3

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You offer Esther a place in your bed.

She stares at you with wide eyes.

"R.. really?"

Yes, really, you reply.

Once in the bedroom, she hesitates at the side before climbing in and settling under the covers, looking comfortable but a bit scared and uneasy.

You offer her a bedtime story. She nods.

>>22419663

She's a little dragon person thing. Tell her the story of a dragon.

>>22419663
Tell her of the lusty argonian maid

>>22419663
If you guys still want to take advantage of this, I'm more than a little disappointed.

Tell her a story of a kobold becoming a dragons best friend.

>>22419663
Preferably a gory one like >>22419526 or >>22419614 is fine

>>22419693
and then rape her!

>>22419663
"The Kobold Who Sapped Christmas"

Tell her a romantic story. Get her all hot and bothered. Ask her if she wants to snuggle.

>>22419693
Yes. This.

Lord of the Rings.

>>22419663

>Roll eyes when I first see thread. "Oh, great, another /tg/ waifu quest with a stereotypical adorable female protagonist.
>See this image
>Heart begins radiating strange warmth

STOP IT, HUMANITY. STOP.

>>22419754
Seconded.

Tell her a horror story. One of cyclopean architecture, horrible rituals, and clowns.

Im a bard, I rape it.

Kill it. Never stop killing it.

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>>22419765

>>22419406
I... I'm trying to work out what IT is...

help?

>>22419761

Pull a Scherezade with her: tell her a story, but don't finish it. Tomorrow, then we will finish it, along with starting another.

>>22419663
Tell her a story about a younf kobold girl who becomes a mighty paladin.

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>>22419635
there, sorry ,I'm too tired, this is only going to get worse

OP here, posting from phone. My Internet is cutting out, and should be back soon. Until then, updates will be sporadic, if they happen at all. Thank you for reading this far.

>>22420014
this looks like a scaly renamon.... I think its the "ears" doing it

>>22420032
Will you draw us a nice color picture of Esther in the meantime?

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You tell her a story of how a dragon befriended a little kobold.

The dragon was great and powerful, and held a lot of territory. on one of its daily jaunts around its den, the dragon stumbled upon a young, lone kobold in the woods, taking pity upon the creature, it brought it back to its den, and brought it food. The dragon asked the young kobold why it was on its own out in the woods, and the kobold replied...

>>22420204
i'm looking for hot dickings

>>22420204
SHE WANTS THE DICK

>>22420204

"My cave was filled with lava and I had nowhere to go!"

>>22420204
"My heart goes thump."

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>>22420255
>>22420269

>>22420204
Dragon slaying of course.

>>22417646
Okay.

>>22420204
Fuckin' hell, it's a dragon.

Morons, WE ARE THE DRAGON

>>22420317
Suddenly, a kobold with a distinct bald patch and a guitar comes out of the woodwork, plonking down next to the first. After a companiable nod, they both break out into a legendary jam.

>>22420204
And the Kobold replied:
"I need to know how to be as great as you are, so I can bring happiness to my clan".

>taking pity upon the creature, it brought it back to its den, and brought it food
Gee whiz, just like what we did

>>22420437
Anon, we're the dragon! Shhh!

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>>22420359
>>22420462

Hence the proposed course of action.

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And then the little cobold went on her knees and sucked a dragon dick.
Just like you should

OP here again, bumping own thread. Next image is ready, just waiting for the Internet to come back. I'll work on that color picture in the meantime.

>>22420579
Come on now OP, don't be that way.
The paladins of the order Descartes don't mean anything by it -- they just can't help themselves.

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>>22420204

I approve the direction this thread is going in.

Either way is fine with me.

>>22420204
The little kobold said
"OH PLEASE DON'T KILL AND EAT ME! I DON'T WANNA DIE!"

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"My cave was filled with lava!" cried the unfortunate kobold. The dragon said that was a shame, not quite understanding why such a trivial thing as lava could drive one from one's home. The kobold agreed.

The dragon and kobold talked a while. The kobold told the dragon of what they knew of the world outside, and the dragon told the kobold stories of their flights and battles. Morning found them huddled together for warmth.

Over time, they developed a kind of partnership; The kobold could trap the cave to guard against potential dragonslayers, and the dragon kept the kobold safe.


Esther quietly yawns. She's gently smiling, content with your story.

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>>22420869
>my cave was filled with lava

>>22420869
>Huddled for warmth
>Cold blooded reptiles

>>22420913
>dragons
>cold
okay some dragons are but let's assume this one is a firebreather

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>>22420913
Fantasy creatures

>>22420913
>Dragon
>That fire breath comes from somewhere

Stop it OP.
My withered, blackened, cynicism-filled heart can't take much more of this.

>>22420913
>Dragon
>Dragon Fire

>>22420931

But it's not like they just have fire in their bellies. It's probably some sort of reaction that triggers on the way out their thoat/mouth.

Stop telling the story for now, Say goodnight to Esther.

A though just occurred to me. Did we ever as what she wants to be called?

>>22420985
Thieves don't get opinions. She needs to bake that bread.

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>>22420869

Did the dragon get a fern?

This is vital information, OP.

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We need to pick out her hat.

I say a bowler hat

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>>22421065
No, a fez.

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>>22421065
Trilby?

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Guys! This is a lady kobold!

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>>22421065
This... full of Dwarf blood.

>>22421145
Yeah, but just how feminine is she?

Maybe she should pick?

>>22421187
Giving a thieving kobold a choice?
Bwahahahahaha!
Funny.

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Chef hat. She's going to be a baker isn't she?

>>22421145
>>22421164
Weren't fedoras originally women's fashion?

>>22421214
This is the only option.

>>22421214
I second the chef hat.

This thread is warming my heart like sausage jammed in a toaster.

OP bump
Update any second now

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You say good night to Esther, and lay your head down to rest. Thoughts of various hats drift through your dimming conscious.

After a moment, Esther thanks you. For not killing her and instead treating her nice and letting her sleep in your bed. In search of warmth, she moves to your side, her cold and rough skin pressing against yours.

She tells you, in quiet yips, that you're the nicest person she's ever known.

>>22421705
Sleep. :T

>>22421705
"OH SHIT YOU ARE COLD AND SCALY AS HELL! GET OUT OF MY BED!"
Kick her out of the bed and onto the floor.

>>22421705
Sleep happily

>>22421734
Yeah, nah, yer a cunt

>>22421705
GIVE HER A FUCKING HUG AND SAY THANK YOU!

>>22421705
hug then sleep

Wake up in the morning to find the house looted.

>>22421734
Don't do this one. Can we time skip to the next morning?

>>22421705
sleep and buy hats tomorrow

>>22421705
make mental note to get magic heated blanket for reptile tomorrow, promptly forget and fall asleep

I agree. Fall asleep, dreaming of hats.

>>22421705
Sleep naked

Cop a feel under the blankets.

>>22422025
This, but tenderly

>>22422025
Are kobolds like fantasy-fetish-fuel lizardfolk, in that they're reptiles with tits? If so, cop a feel of her tits.

>>22422025
We have been plenty nice
either cop or cuddle

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>>22422025
keep her warm, and keep it clean

>>22422100
CHASTE HUG

>>22422025
Why are we so rapey today. Just go the fuck to sleep.

>>22419816
We do not speak ITs name. Let me just say as much as /ck/ tried to help us, it was at its core evil.

>>22422100
give her the dick

>>22422155
MEATBREAD?

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>>22419406

Father?

>>22422185
Daemonbread

>>22422185
NOT JUST ANY MEATBREAD LAD!
It was a awful, salmonella ridden meatbread, of uncooked bacon and foul cheeses. The dough was both burnt and underdone, and it was a horrible experience over all.

>>22422025
DAMMIT OP WE HAVE SPOKEN
YOU CANNOT IGNORE US

>>22422236
My god. W-what happened?

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This shit is adorable OP.

Has OP forsaken us?

>>22422256
>>22422299

He takes his sweet time in every post, check the time stamps on his posts.

>>22422299
Keep in mind that he has to draw this shit.

>>22422407
And he can't start until a general consensus is reached.

>>22422407
>>22422335
Fair enough. I'm sorry for my outburst, and beg forgiveness.

We need more threads like this.

>>22422434
No need to beg for forgiveness, bro. Everyone is chomping at the bit for more. And yes, we do.

>>22421705
Now stab her in the throat.

>>22422433
The consensus is that we want a well deserved cop/cuddle bro

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>>22422493
No

just give her a kiss/pat and leave it at that for the night

>>22422407
>>22422433
OP here, on phone again

Keep in mind that my Internet is being shit right now. I'm getting 20 seconds of barely-passable connection followed by 10 minutes of downtime. These don't take very long to draw, but waiting for a window to upload is the main timesink.

>>22422493
YES

>>22422578
NEIN

>>22422539
Agree with that no there. What stabbing utensil have we anyways?

>>22422603
YES YES

Rub her nose as you grab her strong and shapely tail

>>22422619
Our dick. That sorta changes "stabbing in the throat" into oral sex, though.

>>22422657
>killing a kobold via throatrape
Dammit, /tg/, my boner hateloves you right now.

>>22422672
I wasn't even aiming for that. Maybe its just you?

get summa dat kobold tush

>>22422700
Doesnt matter what you meant, its too late for my boner now.

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You turn to hold Esther close, thanking her in kind. Your hand finds its way to her rump, and settles there, but she seems not to mind.

Soon you are both asleep. Thoughts of hats flit through your dreams.

In the morning, you are the first to wake. Neither of you have moved.

Say, what are you, by the way? Who are you? And what will you do now that you have a kobold in your bed?

>>22422851

A bear.

You're a sentient bear.

>>22422851
You are a humble retired ex-adventurer.

You run your own tavern.

>>22422851
You are also a kobold

>>22422851
A dashing bear rogue.

Also check 'dem kobold tits.

>>22422851

You know what we want to do with a kobold in our bed, you just don't want to draw it.

Poke her with our morning wood.

>>22422866
Seconding.

>>22422866
Half-Bear.

Fucking humans man, or rather, dammit dad.

>>22422851
Male half orc with a complex about your tiny, tiny fangs.

>>22422872
second

Gotta go with bear.

>>22422872
third'd

>>22422890
Seconding. This has the potential for hilarity.

This >>22422866 and This >>22422872

>>22422851

A master haberdasher.

>>22422866
Thirding.

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>>22422866
>>22422872

>>22422890
>>22422872
Both of these.

>>22422914
A master habeardasher, you mean.

>>22422874
I second this. A polymorphed kobold stuck in the body of a filthy, filthy human.

Your name is Dlobok and you are an aspiring adventurer, though not a terribly good one. You have an odd fascination with forks and you wish to make a living writing about your experiences with that evil polymorphing dragon.

You are the retired Sir Bearington.

>>22422851
Prince of Glenbeckistan

>>22422910
Oh god yes
Retired adventurer bear

>>22422851
You are a gnoll bard

Rub her nose

>>22422851

We are a kobold slaver.

This is standard proceedure.

The hat is a fancier looking collar.

Tomorrow, she begins work in the local gold mine.

>>22422930

Wellp.

That settles it.

>>22422948
Yes!

>>22422948
>kobold slaves
Mucho bueno.

>>22422948
Seconded.

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>>22422866

Bear.

>>22422963
I vote bear.

>>22422948
We're a retired adventurer who is also a bear who runs a tavern that stays afloat through kobold slaving.

>>22422872
Seconded. Or thirded, or forthded. Whichever one.

>>22422948
Seconding.

Ex-Adventurer Bear who runs a tavern

>>22422995
Bear slaver.

Grizzled 1/2 Bear, 1/4 Kobold, 1/4 human Adventurer, who runs his own tavern.

>>22423008
This has my vote. Ex-Adventurer Bear who runs a tavern.

We're obviously going to have her be the baker, barmaid, and prostitute for our tavern, but she's not going to be our slave. We're gonna treat her nicely.

>>22423008
vote for this, what's our name? will we make breakfast for our kobold? meatloaf?

>/tg/ turns a pretty cute/funny quest into HURRDURR PROSTITUTES BEARS SLAVERS XD

Quit being That Guy, please. This has potential otherwise.

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Yes, you are a bear. A smarter-than-average bear. After a life filled with adventure and excitement, you decided to settle down and open a tavern, as is the norm for retired adventurers. Your tavern is called the "Bear-Armed Inn" and it's the most popular one in town.


You suppose Esther would like some breakfast. You also have to get her an apprenticeship and a hat.

>>22423031
>>22422945
>>22422884

These people have lonely, lonely lives and must make themselves feel better by implying that we fuck or take care of what is clearly a scaley stupid thief that should die.