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1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5

What do you play on the third move as white?
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Activate Protocol Three, second division knights deploy on their eastern flank.

Your move, friend.
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>>22605710
>1. e4 c6
>2. d4 d5

kNight to c3
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>>22605809
Now I'm interested.
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>>22605809
...I already like this thread.
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I extend my fortifications across the Eastern flank, while having my generals ready my next move.
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>>22605832
From my experiences, that variation usually leads to white getting a spacial advantage at the cost of weakening the pawn structure, which inevitably results in Black winning the endgame.
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>>22605809
Our pawns will block out the sun.
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>>22605710
The slave trade
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>>22605870
Crafty, very crafty... but not good enough!
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>>22605879
Fuck your theory, this is how you do real chess:

>>22605809
>>22605870
>>22605891
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>>22605809

THIS IS BLACK ROOK, WE HAVE ENEMY KNIGHTS INBOUND ON THE LEFT FLANK!!

WE NEED AIR SUPPORT! WE NEED AIR SUu-- *brczzzzzzzzzzzt*
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>>22605710

Knight to c3 to defend my pawn and develop pieces.
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>>22605913
>Sir, we're getting reports from one of the Rooks that a squadron of Knights is headed straight for us. They've torn through the line...but we don't know which Rook!
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>>22605832
>>22605953

This:

>>22605879
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>>22605953
Rear Bishops deployed, Bishop cannon being charged. Die you pawn scum.
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>>22606015
I think OP already abandoned us in disgust.
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>>22605957
>Sir, they have some kind of weapon. By the Queen! The light! It burns, oh King save us!
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>>22606036
>I think OP already abandoned us in disgust

Pussy.

Also, where is the black assassin ready to strike his dagger into the white king?

Finish this already
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>>22606019
Air support has arrived! Closing in on Bishop Cannon coordinates!
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>>22606036
He asked /tg/ about chess, what did he expect to happen?
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>>22606061
>Damn, they brought in air support. Someone get the damn anti air cannon running already!
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>>22606095
But it's so difficult to find a proper Anti-Air sprite....
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>>22606061
Two square units deployed, knock them out of the sky!
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>>22606015

So developing pawn structure, like f3, is a better move?
So im sure its just me sucking at chess, but I hate that move, it blocks my bishop and my queen.
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>>22606232
>2013
>still trying to play chess
>in a chess thread
I shiggied when I shoulda diggied.
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>>22606232
3. f3 is a rarely played move, but it's surprisingly good. The idea behind it is that after 3. f3 dxe4 4. fxe4, you still have your two pawns on e4 and d4 controlling the centre.
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>>22606208
I'd suggest taking out those Bishops before they can fire, but their cannon might wipe out the AA turrets, too.

So many choices in Chess...
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>see chess thread
>"oh, I'm shit at chess, I'll just ignore it."
>browsin
>see chess thread again
>see fucking this >>22606208
Oh /tg/, you collective of rapscallions.
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>>22606208
Black Bishops pool their power and cast flood! This should stay their reinforcements!
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>>22606208
The white lotus scouts move in from the south east
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>>22606208
Is time to bring the big guns, guys...
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>>22606266

But black will never make that exchange tho
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>>22606325
The white lotus? Damn, so they want to get in on this battle too. No choice...

Activate the mega pawn.
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What this shit white?

you just going to let black stomp your ass?
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>>22606316
Reinforcing with surfer
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>>22606368
It's more common than you think.
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White Queen activates rage powers.

Pink Queen is now on the field.
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I'd go either knight or pawn to E3. Probably knight.
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>>22606402
Jesus, would you mind? We are trying to play chess here.

Now... Is too early to play Yoda?
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>>22606401
The surfers are shoved aside as a... thing rises from the depths. Meanwhile, black team constructs more of their castle.
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>>22606325
Death to the lotus!
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>>22606409
>>22606401
Timestreams combine, several lotus tiles are drowned.
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>>22606444
Theory varies.
I personally go for the Infinite Temporal Pawn Offense, but stabilizing the loop could prove difficult if your opponent drops a Hero.
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>>22606456
Bust that damn wall right open! The mega pawns were bred for this purpose!
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>>22606470
I activate 3D mode, turning this ffrom just a noraml game, to the EYE POPPING ACTION that is THREEE DEEE
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>>22606470
Time streams stabilized. I'm pretty sure this is what is happening.
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>>22606470
drop pod strike incoming
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Fuck, just trying to work out how those timestreams combine is confusing. That said, I might see if I can send some water over to Lotus-world, might help. Can you violate stream separations in the first 20 turns, I forget?
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>>22606470
>>22606456
combined accepted and optimized
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>>22606528
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>>22606532
Only if it's tuesday and "A Time For Ash" law has been activated. Just make sure you're not wearing any natural fiber clothing and I'm sure its fine.
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Good shit.l
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>>22606573
Bishop Cannon finished charging!

Prepare for impact!
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>>22606573
With a cry of "IT'S ALIVE!", a rather damp pawn rises from the deep. Possibly more importantly, the pawn is controlling a large mecha. It release a powerful blast of energy.
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The escape shuttle has arrived. The Shuttle departs in three minutes.
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>>22606582
Casualties:
1 drop pod
4 pawns
3 Anti-air guns
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>>22606616
And the shortest-lived escape shuttle ever.
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This stopped being funny when you guys stopped just adding outlandish new stuff to the field and instead tried to continue using the stuff you already put in.
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>>22606596
Black has mecha! We need some Gurren Lagann shit up in here.
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>>22606600
>>22606616
Damnit, who blew up the damn shuttle?

I hate Traitor rounds.
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>>22606616
You just took out more of your own units than the enemy's.
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>>22606616
>>22606627
We'll have to see!
We could end up with a temporally unhinged shuttle!
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>>22606645
Screw my own units, they were a bunch of cocks anyway.
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>>22606632
Well, yeah. Since nobody's actually invoked the Clause of Eternal Mountains, this game actually decides the fate of the participants.
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>>22606645
Such is the price of freedom
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>>22606632
>No Fun Allowed! Stop liking what I dislike!

Also, c'mon, guys, just drop Godzilla and everything will be fine
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>>22606632
Except that's what the entire exercise started with, you cockshiner.
So according to you, this has never been fun.
So get out.
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>>22606662
No he is only for when things go to shit. We can still win.
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>>22606662
>guys, you stopped being funny
>BAW YOU DON'T LIKE FUUN BAAAAW STOP OPPRESSING MY FUUUN BAAAAAWW

/tg/ has lost its touch.
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>>22606681
Only person crying is you, faggot.
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>>22606677
>didn't read the full post
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>>22606692
least I ain't mad
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>>22606693
>Has no reading comprehension
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>>22606662
That's it. We that's the only way to face off against the mecha!
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>>22606694
Hmm.
Let me contemplate your statement while I enjoy a fresh cup...
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Lets get back to what's important guys... playing chess...
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I move Singulo into the Rift.
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>>22606746
A wall... right through my godzilla... damn...

We need to make the board... a bit bigger.
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>>22606616
>>22606616
updated version + draigo
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>>22606765
>>22606746
The rift closed!
Godspeed SIngulo.
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>>22606760
not to mention it was singulo, and that is basically a hole in the game board.

I wonder what will come of this :3
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>>22606734
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
24 POSTS REMAIN
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>>22606696
I said t was funny when it was about adding new stuff and increasing the size of the board to accommodate it.
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>>22606765
>>22606734
updated updated version ffa
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>>22606765
which side is draigo on? Because he looks like he's a good position to fuck up white.
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>>22606790
I'm listening to terriblefate.com, so you just made my day.
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A horde from the east appears!
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>>22606734
Godzilla. It's now this serious.
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>>22606794
Getting closer...
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I'm going to cast Cruel Ultimatum on White
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>>22606734
Is anything actually going to come out of those drop pods?
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>>22606760
Here we go.
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>>22606818

That is a perfect "welcome to /tg/" image.
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>>22606840
Fuck... everything got updated. Someone bring this map up to speed?
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>>22606822
White turns to necromancy. Many Black Pawns fall to disease and are ressurected.
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MEANWHILE IN THE RIFT...
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>>22606840
>>22606867
There we go.
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>>22606794
+TRANSMISSION+
+Legio Mortis is inbound.+
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>>22606917
>>22606911
>>22606888
What happened to White's Pink Queen?

We might have to start over.
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Odd. They seem to be holding the Black Lancers in reserve.
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>>22606896
white pawn makes a desperate move to save the shuttle
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What the fuck is going on in this-
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>>22606946
Rage ended
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>>22606946
She took a chill pill.
>>22606917
+Mortis has arrived+
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>>22606976
Freaking A
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>>22606911
This land is claimed by the british empire and the queen.
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>>22606917
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED
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>Godzilla
>Not an overpriced piece of shit
>Deploying it against anything but mass pawns or mass demipawns
I shig.
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Ok:

I wonder what should we do next?

Screencap this or archive it?
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Shit, I never knew Chess was this interesting.
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>>22607022
Oh god, they're coming. Everyone clear out, it's over!
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>>22606946
here's ya pink queen
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>>22606957
The White Pawn's Plan succeeds. The Pink Queen congrajulates him on his quick thinking and the two soar towards cent-com on the rescued shuttle.
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>>22605710

>What do you play on the third move as white?

Chess.
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>>22607039
A move that opens rook on the first move. Jesus Christ that is a terrible move.
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This isn't chess, this is bullshit.

I'm out.
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>>22607088
See >>22607022
This is how you chess. Learn to thread.
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>>22607043
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>>22607089
Is it? It's not like black has anything to threaten it at that point.
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>>22607096
Pussy.

In other news, what are Black and White going to do to fight off these strange, wood-coloured invaders from Elsewhere?
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>>22607096
Yes, give me your tears, they will sustain me.
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>>22607063
The white pawn reaches the end of the shuttle, and becomes a MANPAWN.
MANPAWN sheds a single MANLY TEAR at the sacrifice of Singulo
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>>22607107
I meant it's terrible that white would have such a large advantage on the first move.
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>>22607089
Yes, it is.
What are you gonna do, spend two more turns developing the rook so it can stifle your pawns and then just be pushed back by lesser pieces?
Retarded.
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>>22606822
everything updated, also someone specific to stop the moonfall
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>>22607043
+Preparing to fire+
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>>22607155
nooooo not zelda zelda will destroy the mooon
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>>22607159
Fuckin Hell!
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>See this thread start
>Ignore it
>Come back to 4chan hours later to see this
I love you /tg/.
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>>22607155
I CALLED IT
I WARNED Y'ALL
YOU CAN'T PLAY THE PAWN SPAM
IF THEY DROP DAT HERO OF TIME
>>22606476
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>>22607155
does anyone have a Link Sprite? We need to cast that fucker before the Moon Team wins...
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>>22607155
Wouldn't that set the board back to the beginning?

What have you done?
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Guys I just painted some elephants. What's a good system to play them in?
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Meanwhile, the pikachus keep surfing as if nothing.
Too cool for chess.
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>>22607185
NOT CHESS 36th REFERENCE BOOK PACKAGE
35th RBP IS SO MUCH BETTER, AT LEAST IT DOESN'T PLAY LIKE AN MMO
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>>22607167
+Firing Hellstorm Cannon.+
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>>22607201
Fuck you the cannon mechanics in 36th makes the game so much more balanced enjoy your fucking overpowered move everywhere on the board bullshit. Freedom is ruining balance.
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New territory has opened up.

The game has truly changed
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Wait...I think I know how to stop the moon without the Hero of Time, give me a second...
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>>22607223
>I'd rather live in North Korea than America
Your opinion is shitty, freedom is what makes the game.
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>>22607223
Not this cannon edition shit again.
Cannoneers have to light the fucking fuse, worry about malfunctions, and spend seconds loading in the cannonballs.
Of course they are gonna be stronger than some asshole pawn with a slab of marble.
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>>22607211
+Firing Hellstorm Cannon+
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>>22607211
out of the ashes
big mighty poo
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Guys you know British Empire wins if you don't take down that flag in like 4 turns.
Fucking scrubs.
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>>22607250
epic paint skills
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>>22607231
Nope

Chess...chess never changes.
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>>22607261
hahaha
more like the empire of the big might poo, fag
i honestly cant tell the diffrence
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>>22607231
COLONIZATION, HO!
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>>22607250
you lost zelda on the run it seems
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>>22607231
I play, ALL THE HEARTS.

Shooting the moon and removing it from play.
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>>22607257
Now shit got real. We need a squirrel, and we need it fast.
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The Ultramarines finally get around to leaving their Drop Pods.
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>>22607245
But that's the fucking point. You guys are fucking huge and heavy you can't expect to roll your cannons everywhere on the fucking board with no limitation. And don't bullshit with me about the misfire disadvantage because that doesn't even come into play most of the time and having multiple cannons you can volley your fire which is even more bullshit. Meanwhile our elephants are scared of water.
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>>22607303
but theese are crimson fist drop pods ....
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>>22607262
Sarcasm is noted.
>>22607257
+Charging Annihilator+
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>>22607327
ALPHA LEGION!

Who are bad at homework.
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>>22607291
I flip the Jack of Hearts Facedown, biding my time for the arrival of Lily and Rosemary so I can activate the infamous BLOOD ON THE TRACKS GAMBIT
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>>22607312
Wait, isn't this the edition that introduced flamethrower option for your pawns for 20 points or something?
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>>22607327
Bloody magpies didn't even bother to paint over the Ultramarine and Crimson Fist shit they stole!
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>>22607340
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>>22607283
Not So Fast Britain!

You seem to have underestimated 'MERICUH!
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>>22607347
Yeah, look under "flames of war". Overpriced bullshit. They released flamethrowers for knights and rooks back in '33, and like hell I want to put such a pricey upgrade on a chassis made of wet paper.
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>>22607312
Oh, you're an Elephant player?
Keep cryin bitch nigga, they'll never update the Elephants again now that Pyrrhus is Head of Piece Balance.
And it's fucking better that way anyways!
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>>22607344
updated
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>>22607354
+Firing Annihilator+
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next time there will be a stained glass floor
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>>22607402
take this
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>>22607402
Even MORE updated
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>>22607398
Meh, I stopped playing when they introduced the drop pods. Totally OP bullshit. Just drop next to the king and win the game. Heck, if you're lucky you scatter ONTO the king and instakill and win the game. How is that not broken?
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>>22607430
+Impact+
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>>22607453
Goddamnit, the gambit attracted Rarity instead of Rosemary.
I took a gamble, sorry.

I activate the spinning card tactic to shrink the pony to one square.
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>>22607478
Christ, you are missing out, though. They fixed the scatter thing, and they take like fifteen turns to get out of the 'pod. Sure, they kinda overcompensated, but at least you don't have to worry about them.
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>>22607466
NOT SO FAST
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I like how Godzilla is untouchable.

I think is time to bring the really big guns... wait for it.
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>>22607466
>>22607453
>>22607490
>>22607430
>>22607402
so final update
also: THE GAME
also: the nuke
captcha: Sir Forups
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>>22607437
USE THUNDER!
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>>22607453
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>>22607522
>Black Lancers in reserve the whole time
>Winner: BITTENFELD

Oh, and those White clowns on the escape pod.
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>>22607522
Britain claims the nuclear wasteland, so America can't.
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>>22607548
Forgetting muh pictah
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>>22607490
+Target destroyed+
+Acquiring new target+
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>>22607548
Germany invades and annexes the wasteland. rest of the world shrugs.
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>>22607522
Good game gentlemen.
The timesplit Rarity really wasn't expected, a great way to taunt the nuke. I'll have to remember to account for that in the future.
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>>22607578
Indeed, gg, well played. we should do this more often.
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>>22607578
A great strat to go with the nuke is british flag drops, for an extra 150 points you can drop 1 flag at turn end, which can win you the game in some cases.
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>>22607546
Pink won then. It was the only one with royalty left.

Or was pink an allied detatchment of white?

Anyone got a rulebook handy?
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>>22607560
Not so fast.

I play George Washington in attack mode!
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>>22607614
Weren't the british there too? They had royalty in their reserves.
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>>22607621
And here he IS!
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well played everyone
we need to do this more often
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>>22607560
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>>22607629
Damn, you're right.

Their king was never on the battlefield. What a load of horseshit. I know they introduced orbital bombardments, but why should you need to take those on the off chance they are playing that card?
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>>22607633
lucky I had him in my hand, this is one of the few times you can actually use him. So awesome.
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sea urchins, everywhere

I miss the upper half of this thread...
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>>22607633
go away we live here
our land now
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>>22607703
no, REVOLUTION!
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>>22607703
Washington, Washington, twelve stories tall, made of radiation
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>>22607633
Ha, without the french Washington cannot hope to win!
I deepstrike my redcoats!
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>>22607671
Fuck, take out the cartridge and blow on it, the game's glitched again....
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>>22607740
it's not a glitch, it's a feature
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>>22607770
>>>/v/
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>>22607770
>Game glitching out and getting corrupted if it goes on too long
I bet this is just a shitty marketing ploy to get us to buy the DLC, which "fixes all bugs!".
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>>22607731
George Washington's Mutant Powers activate. Nature Gambit initiated!
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>>22607731
Fool! That's no nuclear bomb!

That's a Patriot Missile!
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>>22607830
...FORM OF LIFE CAT!
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>>22607830
We're playing under nuke rules, no plantlife for 20 turns!
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>>22607856
>>22607852
>>22607830
>>22607731
>>22607731
so then how about we fight this out like men
playing a gamo of chess
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>>22607861
unless Life Cat or Lifealope
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>>22607878
Only If I can be pink
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>>22607878
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>>22607731
Its a rout!
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>>22607944
Pink is for commies, you a commie pinko son?
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>>22607961
Crushing bishops?
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>>22607990
I guess not.....Damnit I really wanted to be pink now I have to settle for green
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>>22607878
Fixed your board
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>>22607990
IT'S FUCHSIA YOU

YOU

DOUBLE COMMIE
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>>22607961
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>>22608053
Back in my day people used transparent .png labyers....
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>>22608064
In my they spelled labeler correctly.
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>>22608107
I actually meant to say layer.
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>>22608140
Meh, I'll get to it later.
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>>22608107

In mine they used proper grammar and didn't replace 'mine' with 'my'.
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Please, someone tell me you archived this shit. Its hilarious.
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>>22608581
Is this your first /tg/ chess thread then?

This is about how 99% of them go.
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Temple Garden, take 2.
Avacyn's Pilgrim. Go.
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>>22610950
Yeah, we tend to be really good at chess.
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>>22611359
Cast Daze from my hand.
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>>22611384
Wasting a Daze on my mana dork? Fine by me.
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>>22611410
>wasting a daze to interrupt your mana ramp
>n-n-no i'm not c-crying....
>i-i don't even care!
>just g-g-go!
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>>22611428
No magic player worth his salt ever gets mad about getting 1 for 1'd.
If anything, I'm still effectively a turn ahead in mana, because I now have more mana source than you since you bounced your island. The only difference is that you've spent your Daze.
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>>22611504
>>22611428

Please, don't polute this thread with your M:tG. This thread is for superior chess



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