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You are a Magical Girl, and...you are about to be betrayed.

You never really thought that the title meant anything. The first you've heard of it, you thought it was just a colorful moniker, something to make the bearer appear to be more intimidating, more dangerous. More unpredictable. A codename of sorts, one that never really had any bearing on reality, or spoke of anything about the owner's history. Surely...surely someone never carried the title 'Betrayer' without a sort of irony to it.

Of course, it's not that Valnikov Kharn needed help in being more intimidating, to look more dangerous than she already is. The mere sight of her, even when you thought she was playing for the right team, was enough to send alarm bells ringing in your head. You always had to take a second to calm down and force yourself not to bolt in her presence, to suppress the natural instinct to run and hide. ...Yes, there was a point in your life that you'd have been ashamed to admit that, but at the time, you didn't think someone like Kharn could exist.
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It wasn't her unnatural eyes. It wasn't just her smile, which always seemed to be on the wrong side of bloodthirsty, even when she was obviously pleased. It certainly wasn't just her hands and feet, and you were even getting used to them, seeing them more as crude steel prosthetics rather than the...instruments they were.

It was her eyes and smile and limbs, all wrapped around a killing intent that didn't so much as choke the breath out of you but strangled it off with a handy loop of piano wire. She was the knife snuck in between ribs so you'd drown in your own blood as you died. She was the bullet through the spinal column to let you watch your hands and legs get pulled torn off and still remain conscious enough to scream about them. If there ever could be anyone who could exemplify the concept of dying with terror filling your veins, then Valnikov Kharn would certainly come as close to it as humanly possible. Not even the armored berserker that was the third fragment of your sempai's broken psyche could even compare, and she was a broken, jagged, spiteful thing of hate.

"Kharn," Malal tries again struggles to get back to her feet, managing after the third try. "Kharn, no, you don't have to do this. Don't listen to the Blessed Lady. Remember your promise--you promised ME--"

"I am the Betrayer. Promises mean nothing, oaths mean nothing. All except one. All except the one I made her." Kharn returns smoothly, although even you could see that she's pointedly trying not to look at Malal. "And I do not keep promises with a barrier-born phantasm meant to play upon my most cherished memories." A sigh. "I am not that simple."

"IT'S ME, YOU RAVING LUNATIC," Malal roars hoarsely, her damaged vox distorting her voice even more than when it was whole. She takes a stumbling step forward, trying to intercept the approaching Betrayer. "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, KHARN, FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, THINK ABOUT--"
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>>22656343

A plume of crimson fire flickers into life in front of Kharn's left eye, a mirror to the armored fragments - and Malal's entire form simply BURNS, causing her roar to end in a harrowing scream. You step back in horror as the Culexus is nearly incinerated in evil, crimson fire the scent of sulfur and brimstone - burning the image of a skulled helm grinning amidst the flames licking around it.

The sight, disturbing as it was, didn't stop you from hearing both Chiaki's and Homura's screams twinning into Malal's vox-distorted pained one.

You make to yell at Kharn, to try and stop her from killing the Culexus - before the flames suddenly dissipate, just as quickly as they'd come alive. Malal, her suit ruined and still smoldering in certain places, falls facedown in the wet, muddy earth, steam hissing where the cold rain splatters against her ravaged body.

"I said be silent." Kharn spits, her sharklike eyes cold. "There are only two souls here that should be talking, and with their blades." She stops a few feet away from the Chiaki that you'd only calmed down earlier - a pleased smile curling her lips once more. "...Ah. I am...jealous, somehow, Murderface. Such an instrument of war the Blessed Lady has made you. Perfect in every way." The chainaxes in her hands rev once, twice, three times, chewing air and rain, Kharn's intent clear. "Now, let us see who of us falls here, eh?"

It's then that the Betrayer looks at you with something approaching condescension and disgust. "Now, Midori, please step away. Give the Warmasters a proper space to fight in."

How do you react?
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>>22656364
"If you hadn't noticed, Chiaki isn't quite herself at the moment. Are you sure you'd rather not wait until I can put her back together?"

And also we should totally fucking tranq her if we get a chance.
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>>22656364


We are in a very bad situation. While our attempt to calm down IBRS Homura is successful, all our fighters except for her have been incapacitated. While IBRS Homura can take on Kharn, she will be afraid to use her full strength because she could go FOFA again.

First thing we should summon tiny pete. However on a one on one I’m guessing that Kharn can run circles around him and hack him apart. So we need to IBRS Homura to fight in a support position.
Second we will have to deal a lot of damage to Kharn. She is not going to listen to anyone screaming at her to stop, not us, not Malal, not even Souji. The point is that we shouldn’t be afraid of smacking Kharn around, she can just take all we can dish out anyway.
Third, the question on subduing Kharn, this is going to be the big problem and something we will need to but thought into. I am not sure the Hypogun is going to work, Kharn might just go “NO! I WILL NOT FALL ASLEEP” and power up, which will nullify the sedatives… somehow. Or pinky just granted her unusual biology. There is one guaranteed way we can incapacitate Kharn bloodlessly, and that is taking her Soul Gem over 100 m away from her. But then again, that asks the question of where is her Soul Gem? How can we take off her Soul Gem without being bisected or decapitated for our effort? How can we cover the 100 m distance before being hunted down and carved up?

To be honest think that Kharn is too far gone, she is determined to die a traitor’s death. We might have to kill her
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I might have missed a few thread (exams time)... but just what the FUCK is going on?
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>>22656364
Fuck that noise, have the homu's duck out while we illusion Kharn and sedate her, if pinky tries to intervene have them fuck her shit up
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>>22656364

Well, looks like Miracle Midori will have to slap a bitch.

[x] Walk up to her and BITCHSLAP her.
[x] Then contact Souji om your communication device and yell at her.

"Tell him that. Tell him that right here and now. That you don`t give a shit about his feelings for you nor yours for him. Tell him that yourself, because I sure a hell won`t tell him why we had to put his retard of a loved one down because she only thinks with her fucking adrenaline glands. Go on. He deserves at least this much, you selfabsorbed bitch. "

Kharn acting retarded at this point, after all the shit we`ve been through since Midori and Chiaki came to the base should probably also get on Midori`s nerves already.
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>>22656364
>"Is it not improper to for an aide to leave her Warmaster unsupported in combat."
>"Besides, you'd only be fighting her at one quarter strength at most. Hardly fair."
>"Also, I am aware of my tongue."
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>>22656364
"This isn't Murderface, this isn't even Chiaki or Homura. Even if you fight now, win or lose, you will not be fulfilled, the battle will be ashes in your mouth. You fight a fragment of your foe, that'll be a great fight won't it, something you can really take pride in. Pathetic, choosing to fight only a portion of Sempai.

Oh, and I have a phone call to make. I figure since you're going this far and being this much of a fucking idiot I ought to call Souji. You can tell him yourself what's going on. You can tell him how little you value what you built together, you can tell him that you're going to destroy every single friendship you painstakingly made, your love for him, everything, because you made a promise to a pink haired bitch. I don't see Kharn the Betrayer, the only Magical Girl to return from being a Witch, I see a dumbass throwing everything away because independent thought is too hard for her.

Tell me Kharn, are you going to pull your head out of your ass and stop being a self absorbed cunt or am I going to have to bitch slap you first."
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>>22656416

Anyway, for those who tl:dr.

>[x]Summon tiny pete
"TINY PETE, SUBDUE KHARN! LETHAL FORCE IS AUTHORIZED!"

"Sempai, you don't have to fight Kharn! Just stop her from destroying Tiny Pete!"
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Can we utilize her relationship with Souji?
Get him on the radio and hope she'll hesitate enough for us to do something, maybe subdue her, once she hears his voice?

Just reasoning as to why her betraying us is a terrible idea isn't going to work, at least that's the feeling I'm getting here.

>Before you do any betraying, how about you explain your actions to all those that you will be betraying. That includes those not present, Souji and Misaka. Or do they mean nothing to you?
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>>22656512
>Wanting to actually fight Kharn and using up Tiny Pete when there is still RibbonHomu around we have to deal with.

We have talked down Pinky, we have talked down Chiaki going crazy multiple times, we should at least try to talk Kharn, too, or use our BLUFF-skill.

"Don`t you get it Kharn, Kharn? This was never about you. The Blessed Lady doesn`t give a single shit about you, unlike the people you`ve hurt and are still hurting.

It was always about Homura. It still is about Homura. About Homura and Madoka. I know the truth. Because of the letters left behind by Akemi Homura. By the person who SHE (point at Moemura) will become someday, and those (point at Murderfaces) already have forgotten because of the terrible things she did. "
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>>22656364
This >>22656500
Midori angry.
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>>22656364
>How do you react?
[x] call Souji, let these two have a talk
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>>22656500
This.

Kharn's about to fight a mere two fourths of Murderface. How will that be satisfactory in any way?
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Let's call Souji and let her explain her crazy to him.
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>>22656364

"STOP! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing?"
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>>22656364
>>Burning Malal

Not cool, Kharn. Not cool.

At any rate, Kharn is midboss for this section. RibbonHomu is final boss. We don't want to use up everything we have in reserve just yet, cause we might end up needing it later on.

Have Midori move out of the way. She's not a front-line fighter and if Kharn was willing to burn her best friend, what'll she do to poor Midorin?

Move out of the way and appeal to her reason, that this fight is meaningless, it's not a whole Chiaki. And what about her happy end with Souji? Bring up everything you can think of to make her hesitate.
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>>22656638

At any rate, I guess that "happy end" of theirs is nothing more than a fading dream that could only ever be real during the quiet moments.
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>>22656678
>Dat mental image of Kharn giving someone a Handjob.
>mfw
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>>22656696

But she gave one to Souji and blood was everywhere.
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Yeah, let's try to get Souji on the horn.
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>>22656602
>>22656638
>>22656678

Well, the thing is that Kharn has got a death wish. All that is left from her glory days are memories, ghosts and corpses and she is determined to end it all with a traitors death. Rather then 'rot' in Siberia.

It will take a lot of convincing to make her tell it all go and settle down with Souji.
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>>22656721
That was the one time she got carried away.
It can work nicely when she's carefull enough.
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>>22656331
>3am MGNQ
Decu pls
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Oh, snap. I love the fact that the catalog makes finding Noirquest so easy.
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>>22656759
Timezones, how do they work?
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>>22656759
Decu is all asian and shit

Timezones be whack
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>>22656759
7am in Largo, Florida
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>>22656921
you up "already" or "still"?
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>>22656759
1pm in the afternoon in Central Europe.
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I say we make her aware of her own tongue
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>>22656602
12:06AM in GMT over here.

It's snowing. White snow.

The stuff of unreal dreams and unquiet death.
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>>22656958

Its a pity its raining in the barrier.
I guess that the only one who cares about the rain is RibbonHomu It always rain just before Walpurgisnacht
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>>22656364
Can't fight an unworthy opponent. What would dada say?
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>>22656951
Yes, lets make sure all her rape-organs are available to her, right? Great plan.

>>22656986
It always rains at the end.
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i am confuse

so who was walpurgisnacht?
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>>22657113
I wonder.
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>>22657113
>>22657125

This was a riot
I'm making a note here, lots of tears
I can't believe you all fell for the same thing

Magical powers
you wish what you want, because, you can
for the good of all of us
except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every contract
you just keep on making wishes for my success
and the entropy's done, and the universe is saved
for the people who are still alive
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>>22657163

I'm not even sorry
I can't even feel a thing right now
Even though you shot me in the stomach
until I was bleeding
but then I came back, and ate myself

as I ate, I laughed because
I think I taste wonderful.
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>>22657174
>>22657163

pls stop

stahp
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>>22657174

Now you girls are crying 'cause your soul gem's all dark
and we're out of time
become a witch for my cause

'though you think there's no hope -
well, you're right, it's kind of gone,
but the deal was a success!
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>>22657192

go ahead and leave me
you might even find a way to live
maybe you'll find someone like a savior?
maybe Madoka....
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA, FAT CHANCE.

Anyway, soul gems are great
they're so delicious and black
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Coobie pls.
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>>22657204

Look at me still talking when I've contracts to form
when I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you

I've a lot more to exploit,
there are witches to be made
on the people who are still alive
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>>22657219


and believe me, I am, still alive
I'm making contracts, and I'm still alive
I'm doing magic and I'm still alive
I'm fighting entropy, I'm still alive
While you're despairing I'll be still alive
Still alive
still alive
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>Meanwhile, 2 hours later

Well I think Decu fell asleep guys
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>>22657264
Maybe so, only one way to find out.

Summoning time!
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so koobee is walpurgisnacht?
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>>22657276
You mean...
NYAN NYAN?
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>>22657279
NYAN NYAN
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>>22657283
NIHAO NYAN!
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>>22657283

NIHAO NYAN

>>Coobie Still Alive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAsIKN4i06M
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>>22657264

Might be worse.

Kyuubey must have a front company in Singapore.
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Some yuri will wake Decu up
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>>22657332
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>>22657328
Decu is in the silent room now.
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>>22656460 >>22656500 >>22656602

In your entire career as a Callidus, you've never been...mad. Angry, yes, miffed, most definitely. But you're positive you've never felt as mad as you did now. Never felt as incensed, never felt as...frustrated. So much tension, so much hate, welling up inside you, a strange warmth that coursed through your veins and pounded in your ears and colored your vision with a red haze.

You couldn't remember the exact moment that you transformed. You didn't even feel it - all you felt was that white-hot anger as you pushed past the armored frame of Chiaki, ignoring the surprised growl from the third fragment of your sempai's shattered psyche. All you felt was that anger burning even hotter as you saw Kharn's smile, toothy and thirsting for slaughter, faltering for just a moment.

What you remember - and most probably will for the rest of you life - is the sensation of your palm coming into contact with Kharn's cheek in a blistering, open-handed slap. One that, even with the transformation enhancing your physiology, stung with a rifle-crack of pain shooting up your arm. It was akin to slapping concrete - but again, you were much too angry to feel that.

You, Hanegawa Midori, a no-name Callidus, formerly of the Tenth Incubator, had just slapped Valnikov Kharn, the Betrayer.

"How dare y--" Kharn began, her eyes completely wide. The chainaxes in her hands immobile, idling. The spot on her cheek where you'd hit her already reddening.

You cut her off by slapping her again, this time hard enough for her hat - her symbol of office, of rank, of being a Warmaster - to fall off of her head, the gilded black cap tumbling into the mud.

"Midori--"

"SHUT UP!" You scream at her. "SHUT UP, YOU STUPID SELF-CENTERED BITCH!"

[1/2]
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>>22657356
HUZZAH!
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>>22657356
I hope we slapped her with the other hand on her other cheek, for maximum bitchslapping.
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>>22657356

Wow.... we are slapping a death seeking pinky enhanced WarMaster that has killed thousands of magical girls.

This is either incredibly awesome or incredibly stupid.
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>>22657328

http://www.sgrate.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=16695

>New Launch QBay Residences

Good lord. Just read that name out loud...
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And to think all this came about because we spared what was meant to be a minor character to interrogate then kill. Midori has had one hell of a journey.
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>>22657373
Why not both?

Not only did we bitchslap her, we did it twice and knocked off her hat. We knocked off her Warmaster hat with a slap, our name will be remembered forever no matter if we live or die.
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Well, QB House does have quite a number of branches in Singapore. Had my hair cut a couple of times there too. Oh god how screwed am I?
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>>22657356
That's Midori's costume? She looks Shakespearean.
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>>22657373
We BRIGHT SLAPPED HER!

We just may not survive the result
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If being slapped twice by you didn't stun her, then being screamed at right in her face seemed to do the trick. She even...she even took a step back, the joints in her fleshmetal legs clanking. You take advantage of this by stepping forward. Offering her no respite, no way out.

"Don't...don't you get it, Kharn?" You all but snarl at her, curling your hands into fists. "This isn't about you. This was never about you. Your Blessed Lady doesn't give a SINGLE SHIT about you - unlike the people you've hurt and are still hurting!"

Kharn narrows her eyes at you, before trying to reply. "The Blessed Lady--"

"ALL YOUR FUCKING BLESSED LADY CARES ABOUT IS HER, KHARN!" You take another step forward just as you point towards the three fragments of your sempai - the lost, the broken, the shattered - behind you. "It was always about her! IT IS STILL ABOUT HER! NO ONE ELSE!"

"I--"

"Did you think your Blessed Lady had a place in her heart for you, Kharn?" You couldn't help but be snide here, despite the sudden hurt look on the Betrayer's face. "I've been running from...from pieces of their past, pieces of their memories together. You have no idea. You have no idea how...everything..." You spread your arms wide, in emphasis. "...here, is about them. Of what they shared back then." You felt a grin curling your lips, despite the tears now trickling down your cheeks. "Did you think you had a chance? I wished I had. None of us do. So stop...stop being so fucking self-absorbed and think about what you're throwing away."

Kharn is finally silent at this, and you take this as her capitulation. You hold up a hand - the hand that wore the bulky Teleport Beacon - and make to press the button that would connect you to the outside world.

[2/3]
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>>22657405
>and make to press the button
inb4 crazyHomu
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It's happening isn't it.
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>>22657405

Midoriiii

Truly Chiaki's Right hand
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>midori snapping like a mofo.
god damn she mad.
i'm perfectly ok with this.
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>mfw
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>>22657436

I didn't expect that pun when I drew this, but now I'm glad I did!
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>>22657405
midori literally bitchslaps the concept of a betrayer out the window.
if only someone did this to horus during the heresy.
everything would have been different.
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>>22657356

"Magical Girls don't have a future, Kharn. They've traded that future for a Wish. But you...you've managed to get a second future, even while being the complete and utter idiot that you are. And here you are, throwing it away because you're jonesing for a fight that even if you win, well - you'd be winning against a measly fourth of the Warmaster you're supposed to be fighting." You give a derisive snort. "That's going to be very impressive."

The connection chime rings from the device, a noise that seems to make Kharn flinch. "But I figure since you're going this far and being this much of a fucking idiot, I ought to call Souji. You can tell him yourself what's going on. You can tell him how little you value what you built together, you can tell him that you're going to destroy every single friendship you painstakingly made, your love for him, everything, because you made a promise to a pink haired bitch. I don't see Kharn the Betrayer, the only Magical Girl to return from being a Witch, I see a dumbass throwing everything away because independent thought is too hard for her."

"Wait--" Kharn tries again, now seemingly desperate. The chainaxes silent now. But you take another step forward, merciless in your advance. You all but shove the Teleportation Beacon into her face.

"Tell him that," You growl, now mere inches from Kharn. "Tell him that right here and now. That you don`t give a shit about his feelings for you nor yours for him. Tell him that yourself, because I sure a hell won`t tell him why we had to put his retard of a loved one down because she only thinks with her fucking adrenaline glands. Go on. He deserves at least this much, you selfabsorbed bitch."

Silence, once more. Kharn, wide-eyed, looking down at you, face completely pale.

"TELL HIM, GOD DAMMIT!"

More silence. The moment of tension stretches taut between the both of you, between everyone in this sordid scene, stretched thin as glass.

[3/4]
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>>22657463

And it's then that Kharn steps back. Another step. And another.

Before turning around and walking away.

Disappearing in a sudden blast of crimson flame.

Leaving behind her hat, a group of injured and near-dead Magical Girls - and a Callidus very tired of flighty broads and their horseshit.

"...Midori?" Souji's voice comes over from the Teleport Beacon. "Midori, are you there? Do you need Tiny Pete? Midori?"

You've...you've made the Betrayer retreat. That's...that's new.

What do you do?
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>>22657467
Drop the phone.

Turn around.

Grab Murderface by the collar.

Give her the best damn kiss you can muster.

Finally, declare yourself king of the world.
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>>22657467
"No, not yet. But pack some asprin with him. All the stupid in here is giving me a headache."
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>>22657467
"...Not yet. I was just having a word with Kharn."
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>>22657467
>"Nothing. Kharn was being an idiot. Which way are the other fragments?"
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That went... better than expected.

Let's explain what just went down to Souji and ask if he can still track Kharn's signature, lord knows where she went off to.
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>>22657475
then proceed to pimpslap ribbon homu since shes also going full retard and we are on a hell of a roll right now.
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>>22657475
>Finally, declare yourself king of the world.

Drawfag? Please?
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>>22657452

It's a lovely picture and I commend you taste in manga.
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>>22657467
No but I think I need a change of underwear...
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>>22657356
>>22657405
>>22657463
>>22657467

Hanegawa Midori: Total Fucking Badass.
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>>22657467
>>22657467

Flip the fuck out. Possibly laugh. Possibly pee. This might've been the craziest thing we've ever done.
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>>22657489
Lets not push our luck.
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>>22657467
These
>>22657493
>>22657487
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>>22657506
Yeah.

We should kiss her too.
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>>22657506
>implying this isn't the best possible time ever to deal with ribbon homu for midori.
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>>22657467
[x] "I have found three of senpai's fragments, as well as Mirai who is not a witch, and Malal who is sort of dead but not really except Kharn set her on fire a little bit.
Oh and I made Kharn run away by getting really angry and yelling at her.
I think I understand why senpai drinks."
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>>22657467

"I've found Kharn.... but she's gone again"
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>>22657463
>>22657356
>>22657405
>>22657463

Official Miracle-Midori-Badass-Mode Theme.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6OOl0yA2v2g#t=1784s
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>>22657467
First, grab a Homura, grab more than one, grab all of them, kiss them.

"Your girlfriend is an idiot and I bitchslapped her into being less of one, you can thank me for doing what you should have done years ago. Track her signature.

Right, what the fuck are you lot still doing standing around? We've got work to do, we still have a Homura to rescue, I'm a no-name Callidus and I just slapped Valnikov "THE FUCKING BETRAYER" Kharn, you lot don't have any excuse to be sitting around. Now get up, that includes you Malal."
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>>22657516

Ribbon Homu is going to be deadly.
When I imagine insane Homura, I don't imagine the laughing mad sort of insane, but the cold psychopathic sort of insane.

She might just snipe us, or if she is watching. Mortar our position.
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>>22657545
this.
literally all of this.
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>>22657545

+1
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>>22657467
Noice. Was't really a fan of the constant "YOU RETARD" and "YOU'RE DUMB" rants, they seemed a little... childish, and didn't really add anything. But good job Midori, only one person died and she was already dead!
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>>22657548
>suddenly, 5 MiGs dropped from orbit
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>>22657561
wait who died?
nobody has actually died yet, malal is fucked up but not dead.
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[x] "Your girlfriend is a fucking coward."
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>>22657545
This. We do not have the luxury of leaving Badass Mode to wet our pants or talk to people without swearing.

We can calm down when we're dead.

Keep a hold of that feeling of being tired of everyone's horseshit, use it to power through the trials ahead.
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so i had a thought.
what if malal never actually died and her soul gem is rattling around somewhere in chiakis shield.
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>>22657396
>>That's Midori's costume? She looks Shakespearean.

Yeah, I was going for something along those lines. I'm glad Decu liked it enough to use it! Really, really hyped! Inspirations for the costume, since someone asked the last time it was brought up: Assassin's Creed, Code Geass, Rozen Maiden, Odin Sphere, PMMM, and Fate/Extra. I think that was the whole list.

>>22657482
This sounds good. Also we need to check of Malal and Mirai.
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>>22657574
...So our shield is now powered by human souls instead of sand?
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>>22657574

No...

We've come to the conclusion that Malal is another timeline's Homu.
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>>22657545
Oh, I forgot to mention. Before we grab Homuras for kisses, pick up Kharn's hat from the ground, dust it off, and put that on. We fucking deserve it. It'll only help to enhance our currently running badass mode.
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>>22657574
Maybe. Who knows.
Personaly I've been thinking about how awesome this quest would be as a video game.
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>>22657587
This.

Spoils of fucking war.

Don't take off our awesome beret, though. Put the commissar hat ON TOP OF the beret.
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>>22657587
Nah. It's not as awesome as our beret.
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>>22657531

My favorite version, and the one I listen to whenever drawing Midori:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv5eyJKUBOk
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>>22657594
>>22657593
Or put the beret on top of the commissar hat. We can double hat this with the best of them.
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>>22657587
The hat should go on Murderface though.
Well, one of them.

Maybe we'll wear it for now then give it to its rightful owner once we get out of here.
Yeah, that'd work.
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>>22657587
I thought of that, but didn't think anyone else would go for it.
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>Deep breath
>Collect ourselves
>Have a breakdown
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>>22657567
Oh right, I just assumed she was burned alive
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>>22657586
yes this current timelines homu, our homu is the other universes homu, this is essentially canon.
i figured something happened where when she was supposed to die she didn't and her soulgem was saved and stuck somewhere in chiakis shield.
hence why she is here as well as mirai, is because neither is technically dead though they have no body.
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>>22657475
"Hail to the king, baby."
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>>22657604
This seems more in-character for Midori to be honest. People are trying a biiit too hard to be badasses.
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>>22657467
Tell him with a tired voice:

"We`ve encountered Kharn, she was burning for a fight. I managed to slap her and tlak her out of it for now, I wanted her to talk to you one last time, if she really wants to die so much."

[x] Bark Orders Offscreen to the Murderfaces & Moemura to check if Malal and Beargirl are still alive and provide First AID.

"B-but she ran away just now.

I-I´m sorry, Souji. But I haven`t given up hope on her. And neither should you. "

[x] Slump down on the floor. You need a rest.
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>>22657612
Probably, but the adrenaline rageboner usually doesn't wear off so quickly.
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>>22657612
We're currently running on a combination of adrenaline, rage, and pure fucking frustration at the idiots who surround us. We stop our badass train now we won't be able to start it back up again, and someone here needs to handle shit and it looks like that's going to be us.

We can have our breakdown later when we aren't needed.

Besides, we just bitchslapped Kharn, we can run off the elation of that for a decent bit.
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>>22657574
>>22657609

I think Kyoko mentioned that pusling is more like "sending a part of your soul into another soul gem"

I agree that Malal could be the Homura native to this universe, but she could have placed apart of herself into Chiaki's soul gem.

Which is the reason why she is here.
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>>22657637
This. We honestly can't afford to stop until we're out of this barrier.
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>>22657612
>>22657617
>>22657545

Guys, please try to stay IN-Character with Midori. Most of the choices here people voted for after Midori-PIMPSLAPPED Kharn are way too over the top for Midori.

Right now she probably is very tired, wie should also look if we can provide Malal and Mirai with first aid.

Oh and give the Hat to Malal, she`s her best friend afterall.
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>>22657604

This, really.

Everything finally settled down. Time for shakey legs to give way.

And for a princess carry
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>>22657637
This is my point, I don't think the pure ragetrain is in character for Midori at all, adrenaline or not. Maybe in dealing with Kharn, but continuing the "badass rage time" or whatever just out of being petulant an pissed off seems more like something Chiaki would do.
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There is one thing I am wondering about.

What do you think Kharn's wish was?

Since Ahriman mentioned that Katerina (pre-contract Kharn) had a bad constitution Kharn could have wished for a stronger body or something.
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>>22657658
There's also Malal to check on.
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>>22657678
Probably the power to defeat all who lay in her path.

It'd explain why she managed to recover from witchhood - it was just another obstacle in her path, and her wish helped her overcome it.
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>>22657658
>>22657545
>>22657475

Start trying to do this and have a breakdown in the middle of it.
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>>22657653
But Malal is already dead. She won't have the hat for long anyway. We should give it to Murderface because she's warmaster now.
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>>22657637
>>22657640
If you go too far with being badass, you're going to end up dead at the end of it.

At the moment, Midori just yelled down a stalerish doom nightmare and now she has to sink to her knees and cry a bit and possibly change her pants. She can try being badass again after that.
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>>22657691
>>22657678

To make her father proud. Remember all the times she mentioned him and his hard ass Russian stereotype ways?
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>>22657704
Doesn`t matter, its the gesture that counts.
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>>22657704
The Murderface we're with isn't Warmaster yet.

When she's whole again - that's when we give it to her. As a 'welcome back' gift.
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This is a point. magical girls can't die with wounds to their body. And Malal doesn't have a soul gem to smash.

Which reminds me, where's Chiaki's soul gem? How's she controlling all her bodies? Does each one have its own soul gem?

It might be the simple matter of putting the soul gems back together again.
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>>22657721
Yeah, probably want to get out of the barrier too. Pretty sure if Pinky finds out we were mackin' on her girl she's rip out Midori's innards and strangle her with them.
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>>22657704
Malal isn't listed as dead, just near-dead.
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>>22657743
What if the sould gem is also in fragments, with each homu having a piece?
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>>22657765
I mean back in the real world, outside of the barrier.
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>>22657767
Then we put the fragments of the soul gems back together.
It'll either put the homu back together again or make her do selfcest which is what we should all be after.
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>>22657763

"I knew it. You are in love with MY HOMURA-CHAN! HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO STEAL HER AWAY FROM ME! EATING YOUR SOUL IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU! HOW ABOUT I FORCE YOU TO RELIVE EVERY SECOND OF HOMURA-CHAN'S LIFE SO YOU CAN SEE HOW OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE YOU REALLY ARE!"
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>>22657788
It works in Doujin. Midori is probably going to make one about it when she gets the time.
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>>22657715
That's a lot of Homus. Also it's a pretty picture.
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>>22657715
nice OC for this quest.
our quest always has best drawfags.
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>>22657808

Thank you! I wanted to do something involving all the potential Homus we're dealing with here; Chiaki, Moemura, Grimdarki, and Post-series witchy-wing Homura.
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>>22657715

Now that's something! great job mate
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>>22657797
"That was just what I was waiting for! Show me, Madoka! Show me who Homura once was! Show me the horrors you went through with her, by her side, that changed her into this wreck, this shadow of who she once was! Remember, Madoka, who your true enemy is! And REMEMBER WHO YOU ONCE WERE!"

I need a Just As Planned Midori image.
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>>22657855
then madoka proceeds to start nuking every incubator in every universe ever.

god job asshole.
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>>22657865
And the problem with this is...?
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NYAN NYAN
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>>22657924
...NYAN NYAN
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I just got home and strated reading the thread, HOLY SHIT.

Midori kicks ass.

>satisfy aniemm

yes, i am satisfied.
now lets hope it doesn't come bite us in the ass!
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>tfw after all this Midori-Threads there is still no Official Midori-Queststarterpic like Chiaki, Kharn and Mami had.
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>>22657924
>>22657926
>it begins.
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>>22658020
NIHAO NYAN
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>>22657917

just who's plan are we unwittingly a pawn of?

i might not even be able to trust myself
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>>22658030

GORGEOUS
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>>22658105
DELICIOUS
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>>22658060

Sayaka, obviously.
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>>22658125

DECULTURE!
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>>22657505 >>22657493 >>22657604 >>22657612

"Midori?" Souji tries again. "Midori, are you there--"

You lift up the Teleport Beacon to your face to reply - and you blink slowly as you see your fingers twitching. No, your entire hand is trembling. Shaking. You clasp it with your other hand, before carefully forming your reply.

You're here, you tell him. Everything's...alright, for the most part. You've found the third fragment. Everyone's just a little bit beat up, but alive. Mostly in one piece.

A glance towards Malal, who is being helped to her feet by both Chiaki and Mirai - the two looking quite miserable on their own, bloody and encrusted with blood - confirms your lie. You turn away, and go on to tell him that you won't be needing Tiny Pete just yet.

"That's...that's good, then. Great." A moment's hesitation. "Did...did Kharn...? Is she--"

No, you cut him off. You tell him that his girlfriend's still alive, too, and in considerably better shape than your little party. Well, you slapped her around for a bit and called her names, but she's still intact. He should try and track her again, if that's possible. And you'll need the location of the last fragment, too, if that's not too much.

"No. No, it isn't." A sigh of relief. "...Thanks, Midori. I owe you."

You shake your head, and tell him that no one's keeping score. You also remind him to call you as soon as he got the coordinates.

"Alright--"

You kill the connection before sinking to the ground, your legs unable to hold you up any longer. Your costume flickering once, before completely erasing itself from existence, leaving you back in your drenched clothes.

The anger, the frustration, the sheer mad audacity that had made you physically assault one of the most feared Magical Girls in the world and scream verbal abuse in her face leaving cold, hollowed out.

[1/2]
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>>22658143

"Midori...?"

The realization of just how close you've come to being torn apart hitting you cold in the gut. Even your breath is leaving you in short, feathery gasps, and you feel much too faint to even call for help.

Your vision blurs, then dims. You hear someone calling your name, but whoever it is sounds too far away.

You feel yourself fallling backward, and the last thing you see is the stormy gray sky, rain slashing down at you from above.

And then, nothing.

[2/3]
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>>22658148

Midorrrinnnnnn
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>>22658148

You wake up to the scent of freshly-cooked ramen. You open your eyes slightly, and in that half-asleep daze, murmur something you don't exactly hear. A faint giggle, from somewhere above you, is your only reply, followed by faint whisperings. A bit weird, okay, but at least you're home, right...?

Your head is resting on something really comfortable. Just the right kind of soft, and quite warm, too. It felt so good to be finally out of the rain at last--

Wait. Rain?

Siberia, you remember. Kharn. Chiaki. Her operation. Mirai. The Interrogation. The barrier. Madoka. Kharn, again. The fragments--

Your eyes snap open, rising to a sitting position - before feeling yourself suddenly pulled back down by a pair of gloved hands. Your head resting once more on that comfortable, warm softness - which you now realize is a pair of thighs. ...Mirai's thighs.

You look up to see your best friend's face above you, a finger held to her lips. Beyond her is the familiar ceiling of your father's restaurant.

"Hush. You'll wake them up." Mirai whispers. "I know time is of the essence, but they need rest." She gestures to the side - and you see both Homura and Chiaki, curled up against each other, lying on a blanket spread on the floor. The tables and chairs seem to have been cleared away to make room. At the counter, Malal seems to be making repairs to her suit - as well as she could with what looks like tape and a soldering iron, anyway. Kyuubey is talking to her while she does so.

You make to ask why, but Mirai shushes you again. "You passed out after the confrontation with Kharn. Malal wanted us to press on, but Homura was too injured to continue. We've been healing enough, but you can't heal fatigue. So we've decided to stay in for now, at least until the rain subsides."

Well. Yes. Alright. That's...good to know that it wasn't just you, then.

[3/4]
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>>22658148
>>22658143
We wake up and everything is back to normal and in fact totally better and everyone is alive and fine, right?

Right?!!
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>>22657924
>>22657926
>>22658105
>>22658125
>>22658137
>>22658143
>>22658148
>successful deculture summoning is successful.
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>>22658161

"Of course not." Mirai clicks her tongue at you. "I...I've never seen you in such a rage, Midori-chan. You were positively incandescent. I doubt even Saki-san could have done the same, and you know how she is." A moment, before your best friend smiles. "You should have been a Saint."

You feel your cheeks heat up at this. But it's then that you remember something, and you make to sit up again. Where's the third fragment--

"At the entrance," Mirai whispers, pulling you back down again, and you turn to see the armored form, silhouetted as it stands sentry at the doorway leading into the restaurant. "She hasn't said a single word since we got here. Well, other than...asking me to make sure you were warm and comfortable."

Oh. Um. Right.

What do you do? It looks like you have some time to...relax.

Relaxing inside a Witch Barrier. Hilarious.

[]Talk to Malal.
[]Talk to Mirai.
[]Talk to the third fragment.
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>>22658178

[x] Murderface

Thank Mirai for the l-l-lappillow and go check on sempai.
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>>22658178
>[x]Talk to Malal.
>[x]Talk to Mirai.
>[x]Talk to the third fragment.

Exposition time!
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>>22658137
>>22658143


[x]Talk to Malal.
Let's ask how she's holding up. She got roasted pretty thoroughly after all.
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>>22658178
go talk to the third fragment, or the chiaki we all know, the booze swilling, porn reading, crazy woman midori fell so damn hard in love with that she made porn of her?
yeah go talk to her, because shes probably still hard fucked in the head.
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>>22658178
[x]Talk to Mirai.
We're going to get her out of this.
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>>22658178

all the people preferably

but Mirai is highest on my list.
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>>22658163
...Oh, wow. It actually IS better than I expected. No one is immediately dead.
>>22658178
[X]Talk to Mirai.
Ask her. How can we save her? We need to know.
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>>22658178
>[x]Talk to Malal.
>[x]Talk to Mirai.
>[x]Talk to the third fragment.
Talk to ALL the megucas!
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>>22658178

[x] Talk to Murderface

And bring her into the restaurant. Dammit, sempai, don't catch a cold now.
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>>22658178
[x]Talk to Mirai.
So how did she come to be summoning murderbears in Siberia anyway? Chiaki said something about her being there before she could have known about Midori, and she seemed to be acting differently to her usual self.
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>>22658178
[X] Give no fucks, call a huddle and talk to all of them at once.
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Lets make sure to talk to everyone, but we'll talk to Mirai first.
Lap pillow is a rare chance which should not be squandered.
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>>22658178
[]Talk to the third fragment.

Tell her how the Situation is and that we`re looking for another fragment.
Ask her what she remembers, since we`re trying to find "our Chiaki"-Fragment in the first place.
Not the first Murderface, not Amnesia-Waterdrinking-Chiaki, our Chiaki"Murderface" Matsuda-Sempai that gave Midori a second chance.

[x] Hug if it turns out we have the right Murderface here.
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>>22658178
>[x]Talk to the third fragment.

Chiaki probably needs someone to talk to. Or you know, grunt and growl to. Something to cheer her up a little bit.

Tell her that the scars make her look very... rugged?
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>>22658178

>[X]Talk to Mirai.

"Mirai.... do you remember when you where in the machene? Do you remember when that Juubey confessed that he took control of you.
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If anyone has anything to say to the other two, might want to follow standard RPG operating procedure and talk to Malal last, since as the party member most raring to go, talking to her is the best way to continue on the quest.
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>>22658261
>implying talking to Murderface doesn't trigger the boss fight
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>>22658232
no that one is obviously our murderface because she remembers us from before the explosion.
thats definitely ours.
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>>22658178
>[]Talk to Mirai.
What did we miss, what is next? Glance at each our soul gem and her's.
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>>22658297
They're ALL our murderface. Oh hey pinky, wait, what are you doing, I was just joki-no, no, not the knife, not THE KNIF
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>>22658309

Ask to see her soul gem.

Lick it.
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>>22658309
>her's
I just wanted to mention that Mirai's soulgem took a bullet.

The witch-barrier is currently the only container for her soul.
A container that we're trying to destroy.

NOIR
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>>22658309

For all we know, Mirai's soulgem really exploded, and she's only here as a leftover figment powered by the Witch barrier like Malal might be.
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>>22658312
>in b4 midori gets really fucking mad at madoka and ribbon homu for essentially running from everything.

i'm pretty much thinking with midori shes at her limit at dealing with this whole mess and is probably gonna snap her shit at the entire retardation that is going on.
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>>22658348
Next Miracle Midori is the final chapter. Rocks fall everyone dies.
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>>22658340
>"MADOKA! I WANT YOU TO SHOVE MIRAI'S SOUL INTO MY SOUL GEM!"
>"If I do, will you stop trying after my Homura?
>"...three-quarters of her."
>"...good enough for now."
>"Wait, Midori, whaaaaaahn~!"

BEST SOLUTION
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>>22658341
That's why we need to talk to her.

At least one last time.
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>>22658366
She still has no body
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>>22658375
Coobie.
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>>22658348

>madoka and ribbon homu running from anything

wait, i thought they were destroying the world to get what they want, not running
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>>22658348
>is probably gonna snap her shit at the entire retardation that is going on.
To be absolutely 100% honest, this is a pretty retarded scenario. Madoka can incarnate in this world, incubators allow magical girls to at least go into their death-contracts with both eyes wide open, and knowing their friends can take care of them after they pass on, and Homura can be with her best friend, her love, after she incarnates.

THAT IS IF THEY AND EVERYONE ELSE WEREN'T TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME
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>>22658391
NAS NYE DOGONYAT
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You know, Black Rock Chiaki was apparently enough to wreck Pinky's shit, and she seemed to be in a good position to wreck ours as well. I think she might have even been able to take Kharn.

But supposedly Ribbon Homura is even more of a problem.. Come to think of it, this is one of the big points where a boss could possibly use time stop cheese AGAINST us.
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>>22658412
well shit i forgot about that.
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Talk to Mirai, then hug the third fragment.
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>>22658412
Time stop doesn't work if she can't hit us. We just have to use our illusion powers, and be too subtle for her.
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>>22658412

All these guns stop looking cool when all of them are pointed towards you.
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>>22658412
>implying fighting is the answer
Fighting is never the good end. Fighting is only done when we've already lost and we're just needing to survive to the next level.
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>>22658403

i don't understand
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>>22658402
>Incubators allow magical girls to at least go into their death-contracts with both eyes wide open,

Actually only Coobie did that. And only on time. We don`t know if its usually how he handles that shit.
Also, from what have been implied throughout the quest I get the feeling that in Universe Coobie is one of the "nicer" Incubators.
As opposed to the ones who push the Witch-Button themselves or don`t give a shit about their Megucas in the first place.
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>>22658433
Timestop
then
AoE spam
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>>22658440
Clearly, the best idea is to go on a rampage with koobie and wipe out the other incubators.

Jyubey isn't even a real incubator in the original series, he was made out of a kyubey body and peanut butter.
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>>22658437
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPPm4y3s_58
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>>22658434
>Mobelwagen

Holy shit, fuck yes.
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>>22658451
See >>22657797, >>22657855, >>22657865 and >>22657917.
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>>22658451
> peanut butter.

I wonder if it added something to his fluffy taste.

>that feel when we`ll never know how a dead coobie tastes like.
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>>22658480
I always get the impression they taste like marshmallows. Though in hindsight, they might simply taste like cats.
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>>22658480
it tastes like chicken.
jyubey tastes like chicken with peanut butter cooked into it.
I.E. fail.
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>>22658454
Its
>Kübelwagen
and this isn`t even a true Kübelwagen.

You fail at german. You fail at militery tech. You fail at everything forever.
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>>22658509
mad as fuck germanfag detected.
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>>22658517
>mad
>Implying this is how we germans usually sound and look like without even being mad.
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>>22658452

>not gonna get us

is this code
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>>22658480

As soon as I saw Coobie chowing down on himself in the show, I said "I'll bet they taste like Marshmallow Peeps"

I haven't seen anything contradict that yet.
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>>22658529
>implying all germans are sociopaths that have a continuous rage on.
actually i take that back, thats true.
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>>22658437
it's russian for "not gonna catch (up with) us"

>>22658452
Yeah, they used to be cool. But have you seen 'em recently?
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>>22658451
>Jyubey isn't even a real incubator in the original series, he was made out of a kyubey body and peanut butter.
>made out of a kyubey body and peanut butter.
SCIENCE!!!
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Why are you so useless, Jyuubey?
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>>22658412

Wouldn't Ribbon Homura run into Pinky if she did timestop? Or maybe she won't show up because she got her shit wrecked. Although maybe Ribbon Homura doesn't know this. Or maybe Pinky recovers later on.
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>>22658509
You blithering moron.

You utter fucking braindead moron.

You see this picture? You see the fucking vehicle thus encircled?

It is one of these:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobelwagen
With the side panels in the lowered position.

A fucking SPAAG. Not a Kubelwagen, which is a fucking Jeep.

You fuckwitted idiot.
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>>22658509
>Mobelwagen
flak cannon on tank frame (Panzer IV)
>Kübelwagen
light-armored car, basically German WW2 equivalent of jeep
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>>22658583

so where's the tank? where is it, homu?

or some anti ship missiles or whatever those were in the anime

maybe the third fragment has some of that shit, does her shield work?
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>>22658583
>>22658614
>/k/ragingatarandomretard.jpg
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>>22658642
To be fair, the retard raged first. We're simply responding in kind.
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>>22658567
SCIENCE!!!!!
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>>22658663
The only problem with SCIENCE!!! is that it produces only dicks.

Why are you such a dick, Jyuubey?
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>>22658653
thats good though, it works to have people who know what the shit they are talking about to be the ones to talk about that type of thing.
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>>22658193 >>22658199 >>22658202 >>22658204

You try to let yourself relax for now, despite...well, despite the current circumstances. Sure, you're dry at the moment, you're on a comfortable reclining position at the moment, and...well, you ARE enjoying your best friend's soft lap for a pillow. All three - and the last one, most of all - can certainly make up for the fact that you are indeed relaxing inside the nightmare of a Magical Girl gone completely insane.

It's after a few moments of somewhat awkward but very comfortable silence that you ask Mirai about...well, how she got here. Why was she here, in Siberia? What was she looking for, and...what did Jyuubey do?

"Oh. Um." Mirai suddenly seems sheepish at your line of questioning. "I...I was flown over here for reconnaissance. Jyuubey wanted me to investigate the Ninth Incubator's Research and Development Base. I believe it was a couple of months ago when I got here, and I've been staying at Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky while...going incognito as much as I can. Ski trips, hiking, everything." You nod at her to continue, and she does so. "I couldn't really find much about it as a civilian, so I tried talking to...the bears...oh, I knew you were going to laugh, Hanegawa Midori! Please be a bit more serious!"

You manage to stifle your giggling long enough to clamp a hand over your mouth, and nod for her to continue again. You knew about her affinity with the grizzly murder machines, but it never stopped being funny to hear her talk about it with her default serious facial expression. It was quite the contrast from Satomi Usagi, the Pleiades Saint who COULD talk to the shiny-coated beasts of God's Kingdom like a Disney Princess - and you remember her as always talking about her conversations with critters in a dreamy, loopy sort of way.

[1/2]
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>>22658782


"I-In any case, I...I tried to talk to the bears, here, but..." Mirai shakes her head, her poofy crimson hair bouncing as she does so. "...the bears here are strange, really. They weren't just bears...or rather, they stopped being bears. Something has corrupted them. Their minds, at least. They couldn't even talk to me anymore, they just blindly followed my instructions. So much aggression, so much hunger, so much rage in every single one. And pain, so much of it." She closes her eyes at the memory. "I felt them driven mad by the pain. I...I believe they thought that eating human flesh would somehow cure them. Or alleviate the pain for a moment, at least."

Another moment. "I...I was about to make my way towards the base when I felt Jyuubey take over. He...he asked first, of course, and I thought it would be nothing, simply him temporarily borrowing my senses to get a look for himself, but..." She opens her eyes again. "The last I remember was a pulling sensation, and being flung into the dark. After that, nothing. And then...well. I found myself forced awake, my eyes pulled open, unable to close against a stream of letters lighting up the darkness in front of me. I felt the pulling sensation once more after talking with your sempai, and..." A sigh. "...here we are. That's all I remember."

How do you respond?
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>>22658795
Glance at her soul gem. And ask her what she intends to do now.
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>>22658711

Man, this Manga could have been great. The premisse is interesting, the thing about reverseenegineering a witch into a Mecgua is interesting but.. holy shit it has some of the most retarded plottwists ever printed in paper.

Plottwists on the level of:
>HAHA! IT IS I XY WHO WANTED REVENGE ON YOU FOR YOU WRONGDOINGS
>No, you`re not! Because in reality.. I am YOU.
>YOU ARE BOTH WRONG, IN FACT, I MANIPULATE YOU TWO INTO THINKING THAT BECAUSE OF MY PLAN!
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>>22658782
>>22658795
i think we can safely say now the jyuubey is now definitely high up on the list and once we get this shit together enough for chiaki to go be warmaster, she should go proceed to kick the ever living shit out of that furball.

not saying that midori would say that exactly, but i'd imagine she would be fairly pissed off at jyuubey at this point.
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>>22658795
Ask her what is that thing that she's not telling.

Confirm If Its a goodbye talk
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>>22658795
[x] "We'll get you out of this, Mirai. You and her and me and everyone, we'll all get out ok."
[x] Hugs. Move on to Murderface!

Things to take away from this:

1: Jyuubey can't force takeovers so it'd be safe to save Mirai.
2: bears are also dicks.
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>>22658795
"Mirai. I'm sorry you've had to go through this. I'm sorry you got caught up in this mess. And I'm sorry that your continued existence is in some measure of peril.

But right now, once we get out of this, there is a fairly smart, well-equipped mad scientist who specialises in magical girls and owes me a favour for not letting his girlfriend get shanked. So I will have him rebuild your body, soul gem, whatever needs fixing. So yeah."
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>>22658795
"Your body was a real mess after Jyuubey used it to try to fight Miss Kharn, but your Soulgem was intact.
"She mentioned that they had built an artificial body once for Soulgems, so until we can get you a new body, you can use that.
"But your Soulgem...how is it?"
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>>22658841
i think he can force takeovers because thats pretty much why this happened to chiaki in the first place.
he literally forced her to go full blown witch and we are still fixing the mess.
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>>22658795

i wish i could have gotten you out as well, i left my only friend behind in the clutches of that... dickbutt.

I'll find a way to fix this fucked-up-sideways situation, this i promise you.
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>>22658795

"How is you sword? How are you feeling?"
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>>22658879

...Do we really know for a fact that her soulgem is intact?
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>>22658958

We were told to go to the lift before her soul gem exploded, .
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>>22658958
No, we don't. And asking her could get her to tell us what's happened to it.
Then we can think up ways to get around it (shove her soul into our gem, see if Souji has an artificial Soulgem to go along with that Artificial Body).
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>>22658958
It didn't seem to explode, it seemed that jewbey actually used it as a conduit to funnel immense amounts of corruption through which Murderface absorbed
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>>22658958

We haven't actually seen it yet.

The theory that the barrier is acting as her soul gem or still is her soul gem is looking rather plausible.
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>>22658958
The immediate assumption was that she witched out, but considering Midori came in and found Chiakimura's barrier instead left the possibility that Mirai survived...that doesn't quite explain the body though.
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>>22659043
Familiars can be generated in a barrier from nothing
She probably hijacked that with Malal's help
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>>22659001

...And funneling a massive amount of energy through something is often a cause of things exploding.
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>>22659043
>that doesn't quite explain the body though.
Magical girl can materialise whole new body, it's quite taxing but not impossible.
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>>22659071
But Murderface absorbing it prevented it going boom. Probably because she had grabbed it
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>>22659071
>>22659001

So, Like a bomb-pumped laser?

A Madness-pumped despair beam?
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>>22659043

There is an instant witch thing introduced in Kazumi Magica

http://wiki.puella-magi.net/Evil_Nut
I am not sure how Jyuubey could get an evil nut all the way to Siberia.....
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>>22659091
Maybe eh uploaded into Mirai's soul gem like a Trojan when he took over, and activated it when we interrogated her, like a cellphone-activated bomb?
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>>22659091
It a simple case of channeling, really.

>Transferring Desp@air: 98%
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>>22659091

....

You could if her Soul Gem was twinned with someone elses'/
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Shall we start the summoning ritual?
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>>22659128

Another idea.
Jyuubey can clean up soul gems, however it is found out later that he can only clean up the surfaces of the souls gems leaving the despair inside to build.

Perhaps here the saints found out, before they turned witch and linked their soul Gems to Jyuubey... somehow so he could clean the insides as well.

That could explain how he could take over them.
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>>22659206
Jyuubey really is useless isn't he
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>>22659199
Ia! Ia! Deculture fhtagn!
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>>22659199
NYAN NYAN
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>>22659274
NYAN NYAN

I think we're overusing it. It's gonna break soon.
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>>22659246

Deculture Deculture Deculture
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>>22659199
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Too soon. Hasn't been an hour yet.
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>>22659291
NI HAO NYAN

We've gotta create a new ritual á la Unknown Armies
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So is Kazumi Magicka worth reading? I keep seeing spoilers here, and thinking I should read it just to get it over with and know it, but damned if everything I hear about it sounds like it's going to be depressing in ways Madoka didn't even go so far in, in addition to not even being a good story.
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>>22658819 >>22658841 >>22658910

Mirai blinks at this. "My...my soul gem? I..." A shadow flits over her face, before nodding. "Yes, here it is." She lowers a hand near your face, palm upward, and it's then that a bright amber jewel manifests into reality on top of it. You're...not quite the expert on Soul Gems, but it does appear to be alright, for the most part. You reach out to touch it, but a curl of your best friend's fingers makes it disappear before you could. She lowers her hand, placing it on the floor beside her.
k
"I'll be fine," She says, just a bit tightly. "I...remember enough to know that I was slain by Miss Valnikov before I ended up here. It was not exactly the way I wanted to go, but one makes do. Cremation by your opponent's weapon is hardly the most ignoble way to die." A small lift and drop of her shoulders, causing her hair to bounce slightly again, tempting you to reach up and just touch it.

Well, if...if it's a body she's worried about, then you're sure that Souji could do something.

"Souji? The...the young man you were talking to earlier, am I correct? The one with the slightly-naosally voice and the uncouth accent?"

The very same. He's pretty smart, and he owes you, so...maybe there's hope of all of you coming out of this in one piece. That's what you're gunning for, anyway.

Mirai is silent for a few moments, before she nods, smiling down at you. "I'd...I'd like that. Yes. All of us, whole and safe, out of this nightmare. Let's all work towards that goal, Midori-chan."

You feel just a bit more closer to Mirai, now. It's a pity it had to happen here, of all places.

Wait, what about her sword? The last you saw it, it was being broken in half.

"Oh, don't worry about that. I can magic up a spare." Mirai waves your question away.

What do you do next?

[]Talk to Malal.
[]Talk to the third fragment.
[]Look at Chiaki and Homura. Compare.
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>>22659365
>it's going to be depressing in ways Madoka didn't even go so far in, in addition to not even being a good story.
This, plus really confusing
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Holy shit, it worked.
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>>22659372
[x]Check on Malal.
What happened was...harsh, to say the least. We need to have a chat with the Fragment, but let's see how Malal's holding up first.
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>>22659372
third fragment third fragment
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>>22659405
Check the third fragment
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>>22659372

[x] Give Mirai and hug. Tell her we need to talk like this more often in the future. Then talk to Murderface
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>>22659372
i want to say malal, because i am one of those people that thinks she might be this universes homura, but
[x]talk to the third fragment
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>>22659365
I thought it was a neat story, albeit not an amazing one. It IS fucked up in ways Madoka doesn't even come close to, though.
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>>22659372

>[x]Talk to the third fragment.

We will have to pulse our conservation, as she might not be able to talk.

>>22659365

I haven't read it but I have ready the puella.magia wiki entry on it. And from what I saw, it does go against the 'spirit' of the original story.

Then again, I have a dim few of spin offs.
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>>22659372
[x]Talk to Malal
And give Mirai a hug.
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>>22659372
Look at Chiaki and Homura, compare them
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>>22659372

[x] Compare Homu and Chiaki.
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>>22659372
>[]Talk to the third fragment.
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Inb4 THREAD OVER GO HOME

Has been a good one anyway
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>>22659372
Third fragment needs love.
Give third fragment love.
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>>22659372
[X]Talk to the third fragment.
She needs to be talked to.
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>>22659372

Might want to have Midori check her own soul gem as well.
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>>22659372
[x] Talk to 3rd impa- I mean, fragment

Deculture summoning ritual works only because he starts posting when we get bored, which is when we try the deculture summoning ritual that he uses to gauge our boredness. Trying to abuse it to make him go early will just make him stop using it as a gauge.
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>>22659443
>from what I saw, it does go against the 'spirit' of the original story.
Quite the opposite: it fits perfectly. "Do it again and again, ruining everything each time, until you get it right finally" is exactly what both Homura and Kazami are about.
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>>22659405 >>22659420 >>22659425

You decide to talk to the third fragment - the angry piece of your sempai's shattered psyche, the one roaring and snarling about the flesh of fallen angels (or so Mirai had described her). It's with a regretful sigh that you leave the warm comfort of your best friend's lap, thanking her as well as telling her to get herself some rest as well. She blinks at this, before blushing slightly and nodding. She remarks that she'd been patiently waiting for you to do so, because she couldn't really feel her legs anymore - being someone's lap pillow will do that to you if you do it long enough. You leave her just as she stretches out on the blanket you've left, curling up beside Chiaki, close enough to share what little warmth there still was.

Your legs are still a bit shaky, various aches and pains flaring up with every move you make - but you manage to make it across the restaurant without limping too obviously. Malal, who's been having a silent conversation with Kyuubey - the both of them nodding to each other in silence - turns to you and nods in greeting just as you pass her by. You nod back, uncertain of what to say, and forcing yourself not to look at the burned ruination of her suit - Kharn's flames seemingly having burned right through at some spots, exposing charred skin. Besides that, she seems to be okay.

It's only then that you spot Kharn's hat, clean and dry, on the counter in front of the Culexus, just beside a steaming bowl of ramen. Giving you a rather snide little reminder of what happened earlier. You avert your eyes away from it, and continue walking forward - towards the lonely sentry guarding the door, the rain lashing at the armored silhouette, bringing the spiked form into sharp relief.

A sudden leopard-wet growl - low and slow, the rumbling of a predator on the hunt - makes you freeze in your tracks.

[1/2]
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>>22660081

A moment's hesitation, and you see the third fragment turn slightly towards you, one purple eye with the blood-red pinprick pupil gazing at you from a mop of matted purple hair and a network of scars.

Another moment, and she turns away, facing the outside once more. The wickedly-serrated sword in her hand, gripped tight enough to stress the metal.

+MIDORI.+ The weak, pulsed shape of your name is almost laughable in contrast to the monstrous growls that the third fragment is able to make. +I. APOLOGIZE. NOT. USED TO BEING. SNUCK UP ON.+ Her words and sentences are...erratic, like a sentence formed by switching frequencies in the middle of a broadcast. +ARE. YOU REAL. OR. AM I. STILL DREAMING?+

How do you respond?
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>>22660105
"It's okay. I understand. And yes, I'm very real."

We should pat her hand or something. Start with small bits of physical contact, see if she can handle a hug sooner rather than later.

"How are you feeling?"
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>>22660105

+I'm real Sempai, or at least. I think I am real+

We might need to tell her sooner or later about the barrier, and the other selves.
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>>22660105

you and i are both very real but in a complicated situation.

we'll explain what's what to her and hopefully we can bring all the pieces of her together. (to form Homutron)
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>>22660148
This and invite her to come in.
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>>22660105
Give her a warm, tired smile and say that everything here is real.
Too real for us.

Ask how she's feeling
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>>22660180
But who will form the head?
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>>22660105
"It's me.

...I meant every word."
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>>22660210
YEA i am real!
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>>22660105
Give her a reassurance that we're real, and so are...well, most of the people here, anyway. Real or parts of her.
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>>22660105
"I'm real, and I suppose that your fragments are as real as they can be, considering. How are you doing?"
Pat sempai on the shoulder where there aren't spikes.
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>>22660105
Walk up to her and touch her face ( since it is part of the rare non metal covered bits )
Say it really is us, ask her what happened, we know that she turned but so far we have found original Homura, Chiaki and now her and we want to do all we can to make sure when we save her that she never has to go through that suffering again
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>>22660081
>>22660105
"Nope, I'm actually just a hallucination."
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>>22657586
That's dumb. We know Culexus can pull the body hop from MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS. Midori being familiar with the voice doesn't mean it's Homu.
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>>22660210

Malal.

Midori will be the plucky sidekick/independent pilot who drives a green dragon robot.
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>>22660365
What about the suspicious timing of Malal reacting the same way as other Homus?
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>>22660396
Or of the other Homu's reacting to Malal's pain?
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>>22660396
While I support the Malal, You Are The Homus theory, I think decu saw it, saw people jump on it, and decided to start teasing us.
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>>22660081
>>22660105

"I am here, Sempai. "

[x] Try to touch her hair, maybe her face gently.

"See? It`s allright. I have relied on you the whole time. So this time.. you can rely on me a bit more."

[x] Blush because you realize that you actually managed to say something cool to the person you like.

"The girl with the Ponytails. Akemi Homura-San. She is your past self, you know?
If.. if you want to know something about your past. About who you really where, you could ask her now. I mean.. this is your chance to find out what your wish was, who your parents were.. and everything like that.

Its really hard to believe that you once were as shy as she is."
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>>22660422
As any decent writer would, it keeps us guessing and with a few hints he has us fill in the blanks
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>>22658570
Made from inferior goods.

Accept only the original.
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>>22660105
"Yes I'm real"

Then hug her. POSSIBLY motorboat
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Alright, I think this is a good place to pause. Thread will continue tomorrow night, same time as tonight! Your participation is very much appreciated, and feedback's always great!

I'll stick around for questions, the usual! Space Marine is taking a very long time to download on Steam.
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>>22660553
is midori harem route possible?
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>>22660553
Why are you so mean to Malal?
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>>22660553
I made the mistake of trying to play Space Marine right after playing through Spec Ops: The Line and I just couldn't do it.

Did you actually like BRS or do you just like the character designs?
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>>22660569

Hahaha! I, I'm not too sure!

>>22660571
Because of reasons.

>>22660580
Is it that bad? D: I heard Space Marine was okay...

Oh, for the record, I didn't like the anime very much, so yes, I just really love the character designs.
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>>22660615
>reasons

I will hunt you.
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did midori become main character of this quest all of the sudden?
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>>22660396
>>22660407
Malal taught Murderface how to drink and probably how not to be such an autist. MegaHomu and Murderface had been chatting before the in barrier hints dropped. They're also barrier phantasms, like Mirai.
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>>22660615
I just couldn't take it seriously, the gameplay was alright and all but I was in no mood to put up with how ridiculous the setting was.
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>>22660553
What happened to your regular posting schedule?

Decu pls
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>>22660657

Well, this is her time to shine, but the main character still is Chiaki!
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>>22660615
Not the other poster, but I quite enjoyed Space Marine. From what I know of Spec Ops, it's based off of Heart of Darkness/Apocalypse Now and is determined to make you feel bad about casually massacring virtual people. And you casually massacre a bunch of people in Space Marine.
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Hey Decu

Might you have the time?
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>>22660553

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest

archive is up, getting more confident at it too!

thanks for the thread and goodnight!
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Will Midori have her own opening image, like QB, Chiaki and Mami had?
Can't remember if Kharn had her own opening image.
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>>22660681

Oh, I see D: Well, the setting is pretty ridiculous, but I'm just a sucker for Space Marines D:

>>22660697
Ah, I wanted to get back to it, but work has really been rough. Sorry!

>>22660702
Oh, I see! Is it just Imperial Guard, or...? I remember seeing traitor guard fighting along Chaos Marines, but not loyalists...
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>>22660702
>you casually massacre a bunch of people in Space Marine
Orks and Chaos Marines. Can't really feel sympathy for them.
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>>22660750

Oh, er, it's 2 AM right now? D:

>>22660758
Thank you for archiving!

>>22660773
Ah, yes, she should! I'll work on it soon enough!
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>>22660782
You fight Orks for about half the game and then Chaos Marines and Traitor guards for the other half.
Plus Captain Titus' finishing moves can get quite bloody. It's enjoyable but seems like a stark contrast to Spec Ops' message.
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>>22660832

Oh, I see D:

Hmm, well, that doesn't sound too bad, but I can see why it may be off to play Space Marine after Spec Ops. I'll try and play Space Marine first though!
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>>22660872

deculture! I declare my undying love for you here! Will you have my magical cheekrub babies!?
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>>22660888
>magical cheekrub
I see what you did there.
Despite still not seing the movies. Local cinema can't into anything that doesn't come directly from Hollowood.

>>22660553
Decu, you mentioned some threads ago that Midori is inspired by some real person. Correct?
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>>22661069
I was actually really surprised that they played in my city. We didn't even get Rebuild 2.0 when it was in theaters a few years ago, and I would've thought Eva would be a bigger draw in the States than Madoka.
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>>22661259

Yeah, not a chance that I will have the Opportunity to watch it on the big screen. Sooner hell will freeze over than the Meguca Movie playing in a Theater somewhere in Poland.
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>>22661631
Czech here - my only hope is that it will get a chance to run at one of local cons.
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>>22658440
Coobie is ill. Mami infected him with an emotion virus
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>>22661840

>mami is the original teacher of madoka
>mami is homu's caretaker, also teacher
>mami brings out the best in coobie, he helps save the world
>has golden weapons

i have no analysis
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So how is Malaysia, Decu? Nice to live in?

:3
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>>22662110
The entire events of MGNQ is Mami's fault. Because she didn't get eaten by Charlotte.

And Sayaka's fault too, for saving Mami and getting Homu out of the barrier.



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