Ummmm... where am I? I swear I was at my bunk next to the Commissar's trying to practice my psyker duties......Hello? Anyone?
>>22766946GET OUT OF MY BED!
RUN AWAY MARCIA
>>22766946Hello Marcia. You might be on the internet, scary thought that.
WHELP, GUESS I CAN SLEEP LATER
>marcia threadoh boy oh boy oh boy
her eyes look different...i suspect a troll thread
>>22766951B-BUT IT'S MY BUNK>>22766956>>22766964>>22766978>>22766980>>22766993>>22767006H-hello?
>>22767017Hey. So, how have you been Marcia? Enjoying your time in the Guard? How do you feel about the Commissar? He been treating you alright? What about your new Psyker teacher?
You're in a room. There's kind of a path, and holes on the side, and there's a skull flying around.Sidestep to your left
>>22767033I- I don't think the Commissar would approve of me disclosing information about ongoings at the garrison...I really don't know where this is, it's all white and stuff.
>>22767017>>22767046Save yourself! We are not what you think we are!
>>22766946>>22766951>>22767017>>22766993>>22767046You are the problem with /tg/ today
>>22767046Just file it under Magic. Things happen. You're in a white place potentially surrounded by disembodied voices with a fascination for you ears. Probably a dream.So, uh, have you ever tried touching your own ears?
>>22767046>>22767056Don't listen to him. He's just trying to confuse you. We're your friends, Marcia. Now, if you'll just tell us some more about your ears...
>>22767046Warning: Rows of guns may come flying at you. Remain calm.
What's all this then? Is this some new form of drawfaggotry which I'd not prior been party to?
>>22767046How do you personally feel about the commissar then?Nothing about the rest of the garrison, just your personal opinions on your superior officer
>>22767046Been making friends with the other guardsmen?
>>22767088>>22767071These men are servants of Slaanesh! Don't listen to them!
>>22767105No we're not. Ear rubbings are a sanctioned activity by the God Emperor. We would know.
marcia, hey, marciathis is a result of your psychic training, you have reached the higher plane, called the warp, we are the warp voices, a remnants of someones emotionsenjoy your stay and dont invite anyone to your headEMPRAH BE PRAISED
>>22767120YOU FEWL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>22766946>moe naive xenos scum wanders around an IG garrison without her handler>is shot on sight by the first guard post that sees herAnd then her stupid little story ended.
>>22767110The Emperor Stimulates!
>>22767120We are the old worshippers of our great god-emperor, our souls have been preserved by his will. We shall guide you Marcie, for you havethe capacity to greatly benefit this imperium, both soon and in the far future
>>22767124gave hint to a lost soul how to get out, what will you do about tzeentchfag?
>>22767046>>22767056Then... Who are you?>>22767071Uhhhhh... No? Why?>>22767088My ears are sensitive, and I don't like it because it's what makes me a mutant.>>22767095I like my Commissar. He's reliable and... I don't know the word,>>22767120No no, this can't be the warp, the psyker said it's more colourful than this.
>>22767139Nothing, for you already set my plan into motion.
>>22767145You have entered a realm far more sinister than the Warp, child. This is the internet.
>>22767145The warp is pretty inconstant. Right now it's white.
>>22767134wait wait, i thought we are shattered fragments of emperors mind, an autonomous being in the warp...who are you people?
>>22767145We're not entirely sure what we are, where we are, or anything like that. Maybe it is the Warp, it comes in many different forms, flavors, and colors. Or the internet, who knows.You should like your Commissar, he's a good man who venerates the Emperor. As for your ears, don't be ashamed of who you are as long as you do what your CO says and revere the Emperor, they let your Commissar make you feel good for your service to the Emperor, be happy that they're sensitive.
>>22767145We are the voice of Chaos. We contradict ourselves very often. We also like ears. Yours, specifically.
>>22767145>Then... Who are you?I am Kunta Kinte
>>22767170I'm not a voice of Chaos. Fuck chaos.
>>22767145yeah well, have your psyker friend ever visited the warp? hm?right now after long debate we decided that walls should be white, as a token to our friend malal
>>22767145We are Anonymous, for we have no names.
>>22767161We are in the calm generated by the mighty Emperor's mind... I guess we are not all the same.But rest assured young servant of the true emperor of men, we are not in danger here
>/tg/ cannot decide how to roleplay>becomes gibbering mess of madness and conflicting opinions>as expected
>>22767174See? I told you.
>>22767182It's chaos, bitches
>>22767182This sort of thing happens on tgchan often as well.
Why hasn't she read the Primer already?
>>22767182The warp is crazy, even when defended by the emperorThat's just how it works
>>22767182I'd say we're doing a perfect job of playing a mess of conflicting opinions.
>>22767145I.. well, what we are is... complicated. Very complicated. Do you remember what happened right before you found yourself in a white void chatting with disembodied voices?
>>22767182>warp is in conflict right now
>>22767145Listen to me, Marcia. You are trapped in your own mind right now and must escape. The voices here will tempt you to lewdness but you must not let them. Resist the Lewd!
>>22767153.... eep.I-I-I think I'm trapped in some place full of voices. I don't know if it's chaos or anything anymore
>>22767193More what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.
>>22767207Rub your ears to calm down. It is a sanctioned act.
>No no, this can't be the warp, the psyker said it's more colourful than this....wait for it, wait for it-
>>22767207The voices are the voices of temptation. They will try to lead you to unladylike behavior and indecency! Stay strong, Marcia!
>>22767207I don't think we're chaos, I'm not chaos at least.None of us can hurt you, we're just chatting. So just calm down, chill out, have a drink, see if you can influence your surroundings by thinking about it, if you can maybe try on some new outfits.And as always, rub your ears.
If this is the warp, where are the daemons?
>>22767216Don't listen to this foul warp-denizen. Would you really trust some disembodied warp-voice about what's sanctioned and what's not?...okay, coming from me that's a silly question, but you get the point.
>>22767207ice work, brah, you scared the poor girlits because of beings like you people think that warp is evilbtw, why do we have an eldar in emperor protected place of the warp?
>>22767229we are the daemons
>>22767229>No John, you are the daemons.
>>22767235No, John, you are the daemons.
>>22767201I was... sitting on my bunk levitating a book while watching my Commissar...>>22767225>>22767205I think according to the primer, I'm supposed to shoot myself because I think I've been affected by chaos...? Luckily I have my laspistol with me
>>22767235That... Actually makes a lot of sense.
Is it bad that I want to cane Marcia raw then rub aloe into her welts and snuggle until dawn?
>>22767207>>22767248Marcia, you are a good person, and you should never change and never forget that.
>>22767229we kind of are deamons of god-emperor but real deamons are someplace else, in section of warp more influenced by some chaos god
>>22767229YO.Don't mind me, I'm just watching. Far too interesting to interfere with.
>>22767248>levitating a bookWell there's your problem.PERILS OF THE WARP!
>>22767248Whoa whoa whoa, let's not be hasty here. Just relaaaaaaax and sell your soul to the ruinous powers. S'all good.
>>22767248Don't shoot yourself, we aren't fucking Chaos. We're either something weird or a part of the Emperor. If we were Chaosy demons we'd be a lot less polite and it'd be more colorful.See if you can influence this realm with your thoughts, consider it Psyker practice.
>>22767207Silly Girl Thats a Culexus.But you'd know if it was really a one of those wouldn't you? You'd be practically screaming by now.Clever of you to catch on...
>>22767248This will end shortly, so all you must do is endure. If you kill yourself, these voices will just take over your form and attack your comrades. Stay alive and sane, Marcia!
Marcia, can you hear me?
>>22767248Now then, don't be so hasty. You're working on getting your sanction, right? The Commissar wants you as his aide, right? So clearly, so long as you ignore us jerkwads, you're in the clear. But remember, we're here to tempt you, so part of being "sanctioned" is learning to deal with us.
>>22767248this girl wont make a difference between a emperors saint and a greater deamon, bah!just wish yourself a door out of this and you will wake up in your bunk, everything is controlled by emotions, and you getting suicidal wont benefit your body in matteriumon other hand, fallowing a primer means emotion of duty, and emotion of duty empowers emperor, good job....i guess
>>22767207Hello there, young psyker. I am Inquisitor Gideon Ravenor of the Holy Ordos. I have a few questions for youMarcia holding a couple of books, including Terra Redux, Spheres of Longing and Mirror of Smoke. She yells: Ravenor, you magnificent bastard! I've read your books!
>>22767252No, that's what she deserves for consorting with us.
>>22767248Close your eyes and think of the Emperor. You haven't been tainted until you give in. Speaking of the Emperor, have you ever thought that it was a bit silly that nobody noticed this giant dude before he decided to put the Imperium together?
>>22767248Right, well then. Get the shooting done with I suppose.
>>22767248>>22767277Also, to clarify, has your psychic trainer told you about the "perils of the warp". I guess we're kind of that. Again, something all human psykers have to deal with. A nuisance at most... for now.>>22767274Though some of us are more of a nuisance than others.
>>22767274MARICA CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
>all these xenos>all these hereticsSee if you can't conjure up a baneblade or whatever it is your psykers do.
>>22767304Oh, come on.>>22767299You there. Stop that. This is the first time in ages I've perils'd somebody who's not a raving lunatic or an annoying fruitcake. Let me enjoy this.
>>22767274>>22767304Shut up stupid space elfs. Space elfs are double heretical
>>22767063WHY Bullet Revolver?
>We aren't chaos or the warp>Act like the warp and in chaos
>>22767254Ummm thank you..?>>22767263B-but I recited the holy text and everything>>22767264NOOOO >>22767266Uhhhh I guess you're right?>>22767269uuuuuaaaa >>22767274Who?
>>22767304>>22767274xenos? in our mind? guys, what is wrong? is emperor dying or something? why are there 3 xenos popping up in our protected place?...oh god emps is probably dying, marcia, stop killing yourself and leave this place, upon returning report your superior that emps is in danger, say you saw a vision or somethingi...just.....just....dont want to go to slaanesh or khorne
MARCIA CAN YOU HEAR ME?LISTEN CAREFULLY MARCIA, THE FUTURE OF THE IMPERIUM MAY VERY WELL REST IN YOUYOU MUST REPRODUCE MARCIA, YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE VERY IMPORTANT, THEY SHALL BE THE FIRST TO BRING PEACE TO THE IMPERIUM SINCE BEFORE THE GREAT HERESYTHAT IS ALL, YOU CAN GO NOW
>>22767325Then what in the bloody fuck are we? We're not spirit stones or some of that eldar soul-storing bullshit. I mean, how would we be talking to her?Of course we're fucking warp entities.
>>22767328chill, emps is a god
>>22767328Come embrace Papa Nurgle's love then. He's a pretty chill guy and you'll live a lot longer. Just... look kinda gross.
>>22767327The demons are convincing you to serve them. This is why you should have shot yourself.
>>22767327So... you intending to find a way out of here anytime soon? Otherwise, you wanna play a game?
>>22767327OH SHIT, WHAT'S DAT? Go check it out.
>>22767327Marcia, I am your father.
>>22767327Ignore the space elfs. They are filthy xenos.
>>22767327Psst. Hey. Hey kid.I can get you out of this no strings attached, I promise.Consider it a favor.Just relax and take my talon.
>>22767327you are getting there, think harder, you have to out-think us, a collective of human mindsbut for an eldar its a piece of cake i guessremember, wishing for a door will get you out of it....depending where you wish the door to lead
>>22767327So, why don't you just check out that thingy behind you in the distance. Maybe see if you can imagine yourself in a new outfit, might be fun.>>22767355No you're not, you're a dick.>>22767347We're not Demons you contrary dick.>>22767343We're not demons.>>22767328We'll be fine dude, we're part of the Emperor, I think.>>22767360Say no to this guy, he's a dick.
>>22767327Would you like to play a game of pretend
>>22767360Bitch, you can keep the change as long as you stop trying to sell us more of your crap.
Hello... is this thing on? Slaanesh you are a huge cunt. I hope you die a painful death oh wait you would like that won't you. When i get a chance i will give you a PAINLESS death! So stop using my Juggernaut stuff toys!
>>22767333But isn't it heresy with Slaanesh??>>22767328I- Uhh...>>22767353Maybe,>>22767355No, you're not. My father is not an Eldar>>22767360NOO BEGONE NOOOOO>>22767372>>22767373>>22767375I- wait... uhh>RUMBLE
>>22767327>B-but I recited the holy text and everythingAnd sometimes shit happens anyway. Look, point is that while not all of us are evil, you can't trust any of us, as a rule. I mean, you don't know who or what we are, we can't agree on who or what we are. Just... trust yourself. Follow your own knowledge and training. Make use of your instincts. And Throne's sake, don't listen to freaking disembodied voices. Or at least examine everything we say very critically.
>>22767360Get out of here, faggot. This is Khorne territory now.
>>22767381Just clean your ears. Being dirty is Nurgle worship and you don't want to worship Nurgle do you?
Marcia? Marcia can you hear me?You have to listen to me. Your name is NOT Marcia. You're an eldar farseer. You were in a terrible warp accident which reduced you to a youth in body and gave you amnesia.Marcia, you're me. Your real name is Taldeer of Ulthwe... You have to listen to me!
>>22767380Dude, you're in the wrong place. Slaanesh is, like, half-pi radians dimensionally phase-shifted over THAT WAY.
>>22767333THORN? IT'S YOU, EISENHORN, ISN'T IT? WHERE DID YOU BASTARD TAKE BEQUIN?HAND HER OVER AND WITHDRAW FROM THIS SECTOR IMMEDIATELY. AND LEAVE THE YOUNG X- THE GIRL ALONE.
>>22767381Ye might want to duck, lass.
>>22767381Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
>>22767381Better ready that laspistol.
>>22767372emperor has its own deamons, sonhe is a god after all, the mutations he gives are wings, his blessings are sainthood, his emotion is sense of duty and dominancewe are deamons, even if we dont look like them or feel like deamons
>>22767381Heh heh heh.Just as planned.
>>22767381REPRODUCTION IS NOT HERESY, REPRODUCTION IS CONTINUING YOUR GENETIC LINE TO SERVE THE EMPEROR AND HIS SUBJECTSNOT EVEN THE CARNAL ACT IS HERESY, IT IS ONLY HERESY IF DONE IN EXCESS
>>22767381First, reproduction, sex, and so on isn't heresy. Just when taken too far to excess, keep that in mind.Second, can you try to stop whatever that rumbley thing is with your mind? If not than you should hit the deck and take cover.
>>22767396ALL UNSANCTIONED POINTY EARED GITS CAN LEAVE NOW, THANKS
>>22767403>>22767396Neither of you are related to her. You're just jerks.
>>22767411>sex is not heresyHeresy!
>>22767396>reduced you to a youth in bodySo THAT'S why she became so short!What heresy is this? Shoot the filthy xeno, Marcia. This one seems rather persistent.
>>22767397Wait what? Who is this and how can you talk in my mind?I HAVE THRONE OF SKULL AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT,
>>22767381Can it be so wrong if it feels so good?Don't listen to the bird. I'll take good care of you.
>>22767415>Calling a required function of humanity that serves to bolster the Emperors army heresyDouble Heresy!
>>22767396Don't strain yourself. So long as you're with me, she won't hear you.Stop worrying, sit down, read something. I'm not sure I have something you would enjoy reading, though.
>>22767381Well Slaanesh is more decadence than reproduction.OK=finding a decent man and having childrenSlssnesh=massive amounts of sex and drugs
>>22767420We were, uh, kinda here first. For quite some time, before you dropped in. If you're looking for Slaanesh, you'll want to head THAT WAY, as I said. Though you're welcome to stay and chat.You might be creeping Marcia here out, though.
We're the closest to chaos you get without actually being chaos, I think term I'm searching for is hivescum.CAPTCHA iRankish swords. My sword collects dust from lack of use and as such I don't think I rankish anything.
>>22767424YOU'RE ALL HERETICS
>>22767381It appears to be charging. Move Stay duck, Its proably gonna happen whether you want it to or not. make peace with yourself or formulate a plan
>>22767441Well, we are undeniably chaotic. But we are not Chaos, in the same way the air particles undergoing Brownian Motion are not Chaos.
>RUMBLE>IT IS THE BEEEEEEIIIIIIIIINBLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEAHHHH!
>>22767469JUST. AS. PLANNED.
>>22767381Having children isn't heresy, unless you do it with a xeno or a traitor or a daemon or a particularly nasty mutant
>>22767469So it is. Stay out of its way.
>>22767460Acceptable explanation.>>22767469ok, where's Creed, also run.
>>22767431>>22767440WHO ARE YOU!!! STOP USING MY HEAD ITS NOT FOR PUBLIC USE!!!I swear if tzeentch is behind this again
>>22767381you just begone to conjure something, it will turn into what you think it is, stop being so confused or you will conjure something sillyand i dont want to spend infinity chating with something silly
Oh shit, the Marines are here!Everybody, put on your Imperial face, maybe they won't suspect anything.
>>22767469YESSS! CRUSH! KILL! SLAUGHTER THE WITCH!
>>22767469If that's who I think it is, appeal to his obsession with mugs and ask for help.
>>22767494>>22767490I hope you have some damn convincing official papers young lass or you're not gonna see your commi again.
>>22767469why from all the voices you conjured me? oh look i have a body now...it feels like i was alive again
>>22767469>RUMBLE...Ow ow ow... Ow you didn't tell me this could happen...
>>22767485Nah man, you projected your consciousness here to get at Slaanesh (again, half-pi over that way - the directions get kinda wonky in here), but it's sort of a two-way thing. You're in our head (well, HERS, but who's counting), we're in yours.Though it's not out of the question that all of this is an elaborate design of Tzeentch's. That bastard.
You have Company, Hitch a Ride and Traverse the Sea of the Unconsious.trust your force and head for the garden of madness.
>>22767504Much like all things it was out of our control and sight, while we may appear omnipotent voices we are not all seeing.
>>22767504yeah well, sorry, i am going for a ride in slaaneshes turf, be right back
>>22767504I tried to warn you but I was shouted down.Will you consider my offer now?
>>22767504Get away from there as fast as possible and keep an eye out for drop pods
>>22767504Sorry, love, no one saw THAT coming. In this place, it's almost impossible for something like that to happen. It would take some kind of tactical genius.
>>22767504You're in a strange place. We never said it couldn't happen, and we're not all that omnipotent, or even that observant. We can't even agree with ourselves. So, find some cover and chill out.
>>22767514MY DICK IS ALL SEEING
Hey! The rest of you just shut up! I'm trying to talk to myself here!Marcia, get up. You're dreaming. Well, more or less dreaming. You need to remember. Focus on unlocking the memories you have suppressed.
>>22767504Just a heads up, there may be a few Ork bikes along in a moment. Try not to get run over. Or clubbed. Or shot. Oh, and don't choke on the fumes, they can actually be poisonous.
>>22767504Nobody saw that Baneblade coming. Still, focus on your patriotic duty
>>22767504Find Creed, get pocket titan, shoot the asshole in his baneblade to shits.
>>22767504Look, please just don't think about baneblades anymore. They're so damn loud. Soo.... are we done here? This is after all "your party", and as much as I enjoy chatting at you I'm pretty sure you have more important things to be doing than hosting a bunch of warp entities.
>>22767515Define "ride", handsome.>>22767504Aw, poor dear.Why don't you come with us? We'll make it all better.
>>22767527Did anyone else hear that? It sounded like "XENO XENO XENO XENO XENO XENO".
>>22767527GTFO bitch. You're not wanted here.
>>22767527So that's why she's into Mon-keigh dick.
>>22767527Taldeer, Marcia is not you, you are fucking deadAlso your daughter is lost on a craftworld somewhere and LIIVI got executed several years back for being a heretic.So fuck off
>>22767520>>22767518>>22767532good to see we're still working like a hive mind to a certain degree only problem with your theory is being in a dimension of white with no cover or atleast no apparent cover.>>22767527No, wait like the rest of us.>>22767545no she's wanted just not by some of us, xeno lovers are somewhere.
>>22767527I smell cunt. In every sense of the word.Here, piggy piggy.
>>22766946>giving xenos bunks>not keeping them in a shock cage>any time after first contact with xenos
>>22767549>LIIVI got executed several years back for being a hereticN-No...
>>22767559come to terms with, it's done. You can't win em all.
>>22767553Yo. Go over and call Slaanesh, will you? I think Khorne here wants a word.
>>22767563Fuck you. I like my version better.
>>22767565He usually does. Well...Wants a shout, at least.
>>22767572sometimes you get the bad end, just put more coins in the machine and his the reset button and try again.
>>22767504Run away before more Baneblades appear and more pointy eared eldar gits try to get to you
>>22767572That image was recorded a long time agoOnly the small girl is still alive.
Hey, guys. What's going on in this part of the warp?
>>22767516NO.>>22767517But... there's nothing to travel by>>22767535NOOOOooo.... Leave me alone..>>22767527No way, I'm not some Eldar farseer.
marcia, time in the warp goes slower than in matterium, you may have spent here like 10 minutes, but it may be days outsideconsider that commissar might be worrying about you
>>22767596You got feet, right? Move out, soldier.
>>22767527You know, it's far more likely she's Lofn, if anyone.
>>22767596Marcia, just relax, you're currently having a dream, and shit is weird because you're a psykerAlso, for some reason your subconscious is summoning Baneblades, I have no idea why, and I'm a figment of your imagination that should know everything about you
>>22767565"Hey~! You've reached the message daemon engine of Slaanesh. If you're hearing this, I'm busy with something, likely an orgy or something equally exciting. I might even be defiling Eldar! Leave a message at the moan and I'll get back with you as soon as my schedule and/or legs open back up. Khorne, if this is you again, fuck off."
>>22767591This photo was manipulated. The little girl is the only real thing about it.
>>22767606SSSSSHHHHHH(Don't let her know that!)
>>22767596You're a faithful member of the IG, the smart ones here know that. There's a lot of idiots in these parts, ignore them.So stand up straight, dust yourself off, and imagine a hat into existence, you'd look good with a hat.
>>22767596>But... there's nothing to travel byUh, wait, let me just... Wow, haven't done this in quite some ti-THERE.
>>22767596GET UP GUARDSMAN! THATS AN ORDER!FIND ME THE NEAREST CRATE OF ALCOHOL! YOU HAVEN"T BEEN THROUGH THE TRADITIONAL PSYKER HAZING RITUAL YET!
>>22767628Wait, what the fuck-
>>22767596Click your heels together three times and say "there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home".Trust me on this one. It'll work, you'll wake up right back where you started, and everything will go back to abnormal.
>>22767628>a blue sphincterWhat good could that possibly do?
>>22767596How about just a map? I'm not even asking anything in return.
Hey, you tits can just shut up and piss off, okay? Especially you, Slaaneshi.Marcia, it may not seem real right now, but it's because your memory and mind has been fractured. That's why you have all those weird dreams and hallucinations. But you are strong, you will prevail. We will prevail. We've been through worse trouble than this. You just have to believe in yourself.
>>22767596Marcia? Marcia! Marcia, I'm happy I found you! Who I am isn't important right now, you'll have to trust me. All I can say is that you are at a very critical crossroads for the entire galaxy. Right now you are the only one who can save everything, for this is THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUSTHE AGE OF AQUARIUSHARMONY AND UNDERSTANDINGSYMPATHY AND TRUST ABOUNDINGNO MORE FALSEHOODS OR DERISIONSGOLDEN LIVING DREAMS OF VISIONSMYSTIC CRYSTAL REVELATIONAND THE MIND'S TRUE LIBERATIONAQUARIUS! AQUARIUS!
>>22767635HEY YOU! YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU, >>22767543! YOU WERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME, TAKE THE POOR GIRL HOME, WILL YA?
>>22767596The baneblade must have been some sort of sign.YER A SPESS MEHREEN, MARCIA
>>22767624Depends on how your viewing it.>>22767646A bad memory maybe.
>>22767646 dude fuck off, stop trying to derail an RPG story
>>22767596Come, now, don't struggle. Struggling will only make you enjoy it less.
>>22767646You, fuck off. Stop lying to the poor girl. She's a faithful member of the IG, not some Eldar Farseer.
>>22767596YOU MUST BECOME THE BANEBLADE
Suddenly, the transpace guard
>>22767656Don't you mean...The age of Alpharius?
>>22767685I guess it's viable, depending on dimensionCAPTCHA C5 derallin, only one derailing things here are the goddamn eldar
>>22767646Look, I understand you're upset that you're a warp spirit now, but if you're trying to hijack a body get in the fucking line and wait your turn like the rest of us.
>>22767605Noooo I meant, landmarks and things.>>22767602I don't think this is the warp...>>22767611I'm not sure...>>22767624I can't! A hat is for an officer only...>>22767632I'm not a regular guardsman, go away, voice!>>22767671GO AWAY, I'm faithful to the Emperor and only the Emperor.
>>22767702BE THE BANEBLADE MARCIA
hey guys, wasnt there once a time when human psyker came here and he stayed here for such a long time that he dissolved into us?i hope an eldar wont become a part of our psyche...
>>22767702Do you want to have the Emperor's babies then?
Come, faithful, and know desire.
>>22767702Then at least follow standard procedure, or at least stop standing around like a child.
>>22767702Hm, well do you have any other equipment on you? Maybe this is a test or some shit. Try using your psyker abilities on anything.
>>22767702Hats aren't necessarily only for officers, look at the Vostroyan first born, they all wear hats. I'm not saying a Commissar hat, but a hat.That aside, ignore the idiots, and see if you can effect this realm with your Psyker powers, you need all the practice you can get to make your Commissar proud.
>>22767702woah woah woah, no anger in the warpthat atracts the bloodletters
>>22767702If this is not the warp, then where is it? If this is inside your head I must say, it's rather dull.
>>22767596Imagine a road leading back to your quarters. If you don't see it at first, you're not believing in it hard enough. Then, follow that road. As I've said, this is YOUR PARTY. You're in control here. We're just unwanted guests. Except for me, I'm getting the distinct impression that I'm some sort of "voice of reason". If not yours then somebody's.
>>22767702I can give you a good map, Marcia. I can give you many things.I want nothing in return. It will all work out according to plan in the end.
>>22767702Look for the emperor's mind!
>>22767702We need to know just how real or unreal this world is. Draw your sidearm and fire some shots about the... well, wherever you are. See if there is a reaction.Wait. First, are you even real anymore?
>>22767723Stop that, it's too soon
Be the baneblade?Why mess around with piddly shit like that?BE THE EMPEROR, MARCIA! YOU CAN DO IT!
>>22767734Oh I see how it is, convince her that your her only friend here, get her mind all to yourself...
>>22767702The Baneblade must be your totem spirit. Your psyker talent must have something to do with baneblades
>>22767723Hersey, Flayed then shot
>>22767702I like your ears, Marcia. I'm sure your Emperor won't begrudge you a little fun, will he?
>>22767728I don't think the Guardsman's Uplifting Toiletpaper has anything to say about being stuck in a nightmarish white voice with dozens of competing voices arguing about what you should do, and if it did it would probably involve a bullet in the brain.And I don't think anyone here wants that.
>>22767733yeah, i dont think eldars with big intelligence are that stupid to have a dream without a backgroundi mean, even we humans can imagine a background in a dreamits warp and she knows it, she just doesnt want to admit it to stay pure in His eyesand she ignores us when we say we are a part of the emperor, i pity the girl
>>22767768Says you. I advocate she decapitates herself for being a weakling sorcerer.
>>22767768Depends, things aren't looking up and we're only fighting with her and each other. However that is an acceptable response. What would you suggest then?
>>22767760I thought basilisks were her ride of choice
>>22767702"Calm down, calm down. Here, come back to the barracks with me, we'll see what we can do from there."
>>22767784Become one with the Baneblade spirit
>>22767723I can forsee all the painThey're about to creep inCurse you, hate you, hurt you, kill youOh they will rest no longer
>>22767756You can be her paranoia if you want.
the voices become stronger, marcia, are you sure you are not staying here for too long?perils of the warp, marcia, perils of the warp
>>22767794Does an uncensored version exist? I need this because of reasons
>>22767469Where there is one blud rehvan, there are more. Make sure you still have that laspistol.Bloody magpies.
>>22767788No, it is the Baneblade
>>22767807There is, and the censorship is not exaggerated.
>>22767807>/d/ brigade incoming>I FEEL IT OVERTAKING ME! IT IS A GOOD PAIN
>>22767807 yeah, but dick is drawn ugly and unappealing
>>22767719I-I-...-.. It's not possible>>22767738The Emperor guides, I won't fall for your temptations.>>22767763Stahp it demon>>22767789I don't trust you...>>22767805I don't know anymore...
>>22767794>>22767798Heresy, Flayed then shot. Some men just want to watch worlds burn but I just want to watch heretics burn.>>22767802You can both be her paranoia or atleast try to be, I doubt you can be either.>>22767805He's right you've got to do something, regardless of whether this is warp or not your mind will begin to erode soon. Just remember your faith is your shield.
>>22767794Hey Kids! What's behind Slaanesh's Big Black Box?I sure hope it's not heretical!
>>22767824Wait, I read a story about this once... The Hashish Man! Marcia, you may currently be tripping balls and have drifted into a George R. R. Martin short story! Can you see any disembodied people? Lost ideas? Gelatinous cubes that were once the consciousness of an entire alien civilisation? Unblinking undead Chinese Emperors?
>>22767824Give me the pistol. You shouldn't even have one in the first place!
>>22767824Hey Marcia.Are you still levitating that book?
>>22767824Marcia, put the pistol down, ignore the dumbfucks, and imagine something into existence.
>>22767823That's a shame. Well Gelbooru is always there for me...[/spoiler[
>>22767824End it. See what happens. Worse case scenario: Slaanesh or worse gets your soul. Best case: you wake up. 50-50 shot.
>>22767824The Emperor protects, Marcia! Here's what you need to do: SUMMON YOUR BROTHERS IN THE GUARD
>>22767832> Slaanesh's big black box
>>22767824Your resistance only makes Slaanesh's black box bigger!
>>22767824Listen your arguing with the voices in your head, I'm pretty sure we're getting into heretical turf now. So time to start moving, just do some scouting at least. From there just keep you faith strong and the emperor will reward.
>>22767824from the start i was telling you, if you want to escape the perils of the warp, wish for a door. well you did wish for a baneblade that actually worked, wishing for a door will be easy
>>22767854>Fucked up spoiler tagsTOO BUSY FAPPING GOD DAMN
>>22767824The Emperor helps those who help themselves.Help me help you, Marcia. Do you wish to be stuck here forever with these idiots?
>>22767857Yes. Yes! More sheep the the slaughter. Bring them one and all.
>>22767824Fire off that gun in a random Direction.I'm sure you'll be able to figure out what is up and what is down from there
>>22767824If you take nothing else away from this, remember this, Memory is the key that unlocks the mind.
>>22767869You are so reckless, learn to be more subtle and then you might get somewhere.
>>22767824Suicide is the only option, it is the only way to stop the corruptionYou know what you must do, honoured servant of the Emprah
>>22767824Stop what? Stop having fun?Why do you deny yourself so much? Just relax. Let go. Submit.
Soldier, wake up! Dereliction of duty is absolutely intolerable! Your tardiness to your training is grounds for severe punishment young lady!
>>22767865FUCKING THIS. Imagine a door: the door to your quarters. Go through the door. PROFIT.Get outta here, you crazy kid.
>>22767869No, that's Jesus. Emperor helps humanity, whether they like it or not. He does not help mutants nor psykers. You are not worthy of his love, you can only ask for his forgiveness.
>>22767824Holy Emperor, how did that BEINBLADE get here?...A xeno. In an Imperial Guard uniform.Ok, I'll bite, what the hell is this?
>>22767865in best case she will wake up after entering the doorin worse scenario she may appear in different part of the warp or in webway, or half the galaxy away from where she is right now
>>22767902Nothing you want to know about.
>>22767869Hey, that's my slogan.Go search one for yourself, mortal.
>>22767887Says the guy who charges wildly towards any trace of the Black Library he can find.Please. This is all going as planned.
>>22767824Imagine yourself with the rest of your comrades. Or as a baneblade
>>22767897and you noticed this idea only now? it was posted like alot of times
>>22767921Lets play a game of pretend. Marcia will be the baneblade and everyone else get inside her.Choo-choo!
>>22767897>>22767896>>22767865>>22767921I've been trying, trying to will my way to creating a door, but it won't work.There's nothing but white all around, so there is nothing to scout for, or shoot at either.>>22767894No, Never
>>22767936no, nope. Heresy, Flayed and then burnt alive.
>>22767915Even if you do "help" her, then what? Why not let the Imperial lapdogs busy themselves with forging her into a weapon; a weapon we can pluck right out of their hands. They are moving towards their own destruction so quickly by themselves. It is only a matter of time.
>>22767945What do you feel Marcia. What do you want? Do not not long for comfort, pleasure and passion?
>>22767945you wished for a fucking baneblade, WISH FOR A FUCKING DOORI WANT TO GET OUT OF HEREDO IT!
>>22767913You don't understand, if this xeno really is a member of the guard, it is imperative we get her back to the Blood Ravens Arm... her quarters as soon as possible!
>>22767945Well, you can try what a sanctioned imperial psyker does on the battlefield.You should http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvZiv5V4GeI
>>22767945yes, we understand big white nothing. Again while there is nothing visible to explore at least walk around abit. Weren't you going on about the baneblade out of nowhere, maybe something else will happen.
>>22767935I was aware of that option having been floated. I'm just throwing my weight behind it, for what good that does.Stop being a cunt for a while and you'd have figured that was the case.
>>22767945Alright. New plan. Let's discuss our favorite meals. Personally, I'm fond of the strange cans of meat from Pelegion XXXVII
>>22767936>It is a well known fact that sacred machine oils aid in the placating of the machine spirit>One must also conduct routine maintenance
>>22767960>Currently stationed here for training
>>22767948Well, that would be telling, wouldn't it?It will deliver her from this limbo. I wasn't lying about that.
>>22767945I was stuck here myself once. There are a few ways out of here: > defenestration> rampant Byronism> etceteraBut the one I imagine will be most likely to work is to disembody. Strip yourself naked, relax on the ground and close your eyes as if falling asleep. Imagine a grassy field, and children playing nearby. Granted, you will end up in a dream where you are naked inappropriately near children. But it is an improvement at least.
>>22767986i like the cut of your jib.
>>22767986>>22768001Sure is really heretical in here, flayed then shot.
>>22767945None of you fools are provoking a strong enough emotional ResponseNow if you'll just pay attention for a se-BOO
>>22767945That baneblade came from somewhere. It was driving on something.
>>22768010you cant flay and shoot a warp being
>>22767945It's a common Imperial adage that the ends always justify the means.So what exactly do you fear? That you cannot control this power of yours? That simply accepting help will somehow taint you?So shortsighted.
>>22767945You must focus your thought child. Close off all other thought and focus. Remember, an open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.
>>22767945Who are you Marcia?
>>22768013...Hi there?>>22768022It was driving on IMAGINATION.
>>22767977That's counter to imperial doctrine though.
>>22767945Let's try working on you psyker training more. How about you make the lasptisol float.
>>22768013I like the cut of jib and whatever else you're cutting haha.>>22768025Just watch me
>>22768028That thing looks like it is tasting it's crotch and ass at the same time and all the time.
>>22767945Follow me, little firefly.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rxZzm8tzss
>>22768034Point illustrated: if it doesn't work, it's because you're NOT BELIEVING IN IT HARD ENOUGH. The fact that it's an empty void is irrelevant.
>>22768013Speaking of defenestration, NOPE. You can stay in this dream if you want, I'm out.
>>22768034Well, if you can't leave, why not imagine yourself a friend? Someone who can protect you?
>>22768069This isn't the goddamn secret.>>22768081This sums up us in a nutshell, atleast within my mind it does.
Think we might be able to influence this space? Let's try and visualize a door here.
>>22768081There's Squats in here?
>>22768107The scary door
>>22768107Well, I tried to make a portal earlier, and thought for a second I'd succeeded. Then it turned out that it was just the Doctor being a dick. Again.
>>22768013AHHH!STOP IT YOU GUYS. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO THIS PLA-
>>22768133She's a loli now? Excellent
>>22768136Seize her! Now we can remake her in our own image!
>>22768133If the goddamn assassin doesn't jump into this Chasity belt of a white zone I swear on the emperor I'll slay and shoot everyone.>>22768136That does it, everyone in a line.
>>22768136>inb4 Slaanesh fun time
>>22768136Now lets rub her ears.
Anyone else notice that the Baneblade left a dirty pair of tracks when it charged through.Are they still there? Maybe try following them?
>>22768136Miss Marcia! Miss Marcia, wake up!
Hey look another shitty forced OC thread.BURN IT
>>22768136DIBS ON HER MOUTH
>>22768165I don't care who gets her, but I call her panties!Unless she isn't wearing them. In that case, a few strands of whatever's down there will be fine.
>>22768136So... we going to defile that or what?
>>22768136Come on, I'll pick her up. Time to get her our of here and safely back in bed :3
>>22768179> a few strands of whatever's down thereUndoubtedly related. She never said she was female.
>>22768214That's the single most terrifying thing I have ever seen
>>22768214dude, we've seen her naked in the showers. everything checks out.
>>22768214I recommend you check the previous Marcia threads.>>22768236
>>22768179I don't give a shit what you take, I want the head, attached or not.Handlebars, man.
>>22768214>Implying this would make it worse, not betterIt doesn't matter anyway because we are TUCKING HER RIGHT THE FUCK BACK IN BED GURD DURMIT
>>22768243>>22768236Yeah, it checked out. IN OTHER THREADS. How do we know she hasn't sprung a Johnny in this whiteverse?
YOU HAVE MY SAGE
She been quiet for awhile now.I'd suggest we check her pulse but that seems kind've impossible being disembodied voices and all that jazz.
>>22768136you should really not sleep in a mind-scapeStuff happens
>>22768274This thought makes me moist.
>>22768274This, she IS in the warp.
>>22768274Might have been the thing that made her faint.Sudden rush of blood to the nether regions.
Also the thread is autosaging, just so you know.
>>22768274because she can't even manifest a damn door. hell she came into this void with everything she had on her at the time. which means no dong.
>>22768136.... Ow. What the hell...?>>22768245NO!>>22768200NO!!>>22768179>>22768165NO!!!
I have seen some shitty threads in my time but this.THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE?
>>22768317You need to thoroughly examine your new friend.
>>22768317Marcia I am TAKING YOU HOME AND YOU ARE GOING TO BED, DO YOU HEAR ME YOUNG LADY?
>>22768317Hey, love. You really ought to get out of here. Half the entities in here are getting quite randy. Don't blame them, they're good people at heart.
>>22768317Try imagining the Commissar next to you.
>>22768317 PSYCHICLY PUNISH WHATEVER DID THAT TO YOU
>>22768317Try imagining the commissar, maybe he can help protect you. I mean, you TRUST him, he won't LIE to you, he would never HURT you.
>>22768317Submit, know your place in the Imperium of MAN
>>22768317I highly recommend you collect your senses and put your training to use, lass. The natives are getting a tad restless.
>>22768317Aww, are you upset? Sorry, but once your card gets punched there are no refunds. But you've climbed the stairs to womanhood now, with a little help from us of course~
>>22768324>>22768281>>22768164I believe this is in order.http://youtu.be/CtwJvgPJ9xw?t=14s
>>22768347>implying it wasn't taken by the Commissar in the first thread>implying mindsex counts
>>22768317 lmk, did you even plan the plot for this thing? shes been just standing in one place for 3 hours....oh and baneblade popped out, get shit donecmon marcia, if you produce a strong enough emotion, place will change according to it, just like you got knocked by your own rage just nowwish for a door, and be quick, before you become a voice of lost girl in the warp
>>22768317It appears your self doubt manifested as physical injury.
Gotta sage harder.
>>22768371>>22768345I... I'm thinking of him. What's going on?
>>22768317Psyker, this has gone far enough!What is the purpose of this?
>>22768391It appears my immaterial penis manifested into her mouth.
>>22768371honestly, I was gonna let you guys do whatever you wanted her to, but chaotic non-decisions is what happened.
>>22768396Hopefully something good! Bye then, love! Feel free to drop in again some time!
>>22768396Time to get lewd.
>>22768396Don't question it, just go with the flow.
>>22768410Did you honestly expect anything else?
>>22768396KEEP GOING!I can't tell if you're dematerialising or becoming invisible, but KEEP DOING THAT!
>>22768396you...US....are whole now, WE are alone herenow, shall we debate to change the color of the walls?
>>22768407Quite.>>22768396In any case it appears that she is escaping.Leaving us alone......with each other......for eternity......
>>22768418Arousal pink, I'm thinking. Also, can we get her in a revealing swimsuit?
>>22768396I see my bunk now, thank the Emperor this is over, no more of this chaotic experience for me!
>>22768396Someone get the popcorn and/or cocaine.
>>22768396Keep focusing on him. Use him as a grappling hook if you will, something for you to latch on to in the material plane.
>>22768410You made the mistake of giving infinite, equally valid options.Chaos is the only possible outcome.
>>22768410next time, try making options, we are a collective of people that has different agendas after allor you could just make a most reasonable decisions, its not like majority of people voted to spawn a baneblade
>>22768428Oh! Say 'hi' to the Commissar for us! The psyker too, but he'll probably already know the moment he sees you.
>>22768428Her mind has been touched by the warp, the seed of heresy has been planted. And not by Slaanesh this time, thank Tzeentch. Now we play the waiting game.
>>22768426whos her? there is only us
>>22768438>>22768432I think that'd be the better alternative. I'll remember that
>>22768443Not all of us are men, idiot.
>>22768428Remember who you are 'Marcia'
shes been here for too longour voices will forever stay in her psyche, she wont notice anything tho, she will think its her thinking that spouts random tought about slaanesh and about spawning doors/becoming baneblade and occasional voice of reason...enjoy your sanctioned crazy xeno psyker guys
>>22768451Yes. Remember, remember who you are, Rani.Oh hey, what's that little watch in your pocket?
>>22768450beings of the warp have no genderreerence:slaanesh
>>22768442Silence. You'll reveal our hand.
>>22768470Khorne's a dude.Ref: Valkia the Bloody.
>>22768474deamons dont countkhorne is an entity
>>22768465it's an imperial guard standard issue chronal measurement device, given to her by >>22768243
>>22768471We are alone here, it is somewhat safe. Besides, this plot has too many turns for simple loyalists to comprehend. Our plans are safe.
>>22768493Did you not notice how Khorne and Nurgle just dropped in? ...And are still here?
>>22768504>implying they can do anything>implying they'll even remember this after 5 hoursYou give them too much credit.
>>22768462yes, our plan is in motionfunny thing is, we still cant agree what our actual plan is...some want to save everything, some to doom everything...i guess we will leave it to marcia to decide
>>22768514True. Speaking of which - the minor's gone now. Anyone going to go break out the booze?
>>22768504I was also wondering about that.I was hoping to hitch hike outta here on one of their psyches.
lmk you are the worst of the worst drawfag /tg/ has ever seen with your shitey mary sue story.Leave now and never come back !LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK !LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK !......
>>22768517I personally want to see her recover her memories.
>>22768519yo draigo, mah man!hows it rolling dwag? get this, some xeno witch just rolled in and was like" woah man, where am i?" and we were like "you girl, you can escape by wishing for it" but guess what, she stayed here for so long that we actually could leave with her, now a part of our hivemind is inside her brain and she wont even suspect a thingnow the prophecy can be fulfilled
>>22768526Couldn't you have just gone with Marcia? Or are you staying for the afterparty?
>>22768461>>22768428Sleep tight, Marcia!
>>22768546we can help her with that, but if she recovers them too soon, our plan will fail no doubteldars dont care for human fate...
>>22768549Ugh... Why not just tell him the xeno's name and address next time?
>>22768543>It thinks we would just go like that
>>22768543>Shitey>This all began because everyone went over-protective father mode in the first thread. Thus making this into a quest.You best be trollan, or your stupidity is ill-fated and will doom your entire bloodline, pissant.
>>22768543silence.we asked for this
>>22768570aw shit!haha draigo, really funny,huh? yeah you got us, dont telly your friends in material word about it, pwetty please?
>>22768560After Party of course.
>>22768586shut up steve, didnt we agree to ignore draigo?
>>22768565As if I care for that, I'm looking forwards to the chaos it will cause her.
>>22768549and you really think i'd let my favorite toys in the warp just up and leave me hanging in here? how about you spend a few centuries nursing a brand new set of boo-boos that i'm about to drop on you?
>>22768615but but....our agenda...
>>22768579Voices are gone precious ! Smeagol is free !>>22768575We dont need you anymore we have another master
>>22768586A minor bump, however nothing has changed. Even if he does manage to warn others in the material world, they will arrive too late. Now hush, let us speak no more of this, lest you tell Draigo fucking everything.
>>22768617>>22768617you cant really touch us you know? and because of your psychic hood we cant really touch you...so yeah, how are you?
>>22768626what can he do? possibility that he will return to material world in near DECADE is slimand i doubt he will have time in middle of the battle to explain his brothers what exactly we planedhell, even we are not sure what we planed
>>22768621My purpose is a distinct lack of purpose. There is no reason I do any of this, other than to revel in the resulting chaos.
>>22768649Oh go stir a cup of tea. We've more important things for her than simply causing anarchy.
>>22768645He's a tricky one. Never can be too careful around him.We know exactly what we have planned. All will be revealed in time.
>>22768661yeah, nothing involving coming near emperor and either sacrificing ourself to him to reborn him or killing him and dooming humanity nothing like that at all
>>22768687and it wont happen when we go to terra to get sanctioned, no no no
>>22768687>killing him and dooming humanityWe've been over this before.
>>22768687I schweeeaar if this is anuder won of dem binareee moral choice fingz again......I'll be very disa-diso-dissap- upset.
>>22768722horus was a dick, he couldnt do the job right
>>22768742Killing him would be counterproductive. It's better to have him strapped to that machine and kept immobile for all of eternity while we work our magic.
>>22768738well, she can always regain her memmory and not even coming near him and just kill her beloved commissaror do neither of those, and be a happy IG with her commissar
>>22768760but he acts as astronomican, hows that productive to us? when astronomican falls, then cadia will crumble because no food will come to the fort, and our beloved abbadon wil march freely to terraand then, our reign will begin
>>22768786We don't know what that would do, though. No telling what may happen should the Emperor parish. Would he return? Oh, and forget Abbadon. Let him wage his little crusades while we pull the strings form the shadows.
>>22768820at any rate, chaos will winif emperor will respawn, he will wage war against those who hold him as god, its a whole civil war for imperium with worshippers vs loyalists vs heretics vs traitors if he simply dies, well, imperium is no more
>>22768885I imagine his hitlist will go: us, the xenos, and then those who worshiped him. Only a fool would wage a war against his own people while surrounded by enemies. For the time being it's safer to keep him as is.