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>>23225494
"Ma'am, I am helping your daughter get settled in here, giving her emotional support, and helping her study," you say. "We have great chemistry, are good to each other, and I'm certainly not planning on hurting her. If we end up breaking up in the coming weeks, then you'll be vindicated, and if we don't, then your daughter will be happy with me. So, you win either way, right?"

"...Fine," says her mother, venom in her voice. "I don't have to like it, but fine. You listen to me, though. If you ever hurt my daughter, you'll have hell to pay from me."

"I would never do that," you say seriously.

"...please put my daughter back on the phone... Max," she says to you after a few moments. You hand the phone off and Liz gives you another apologetic expression.

"Yes. Yes, mom. I know, mom. Please, just... Don't tell dad yet. I'll tell him. Yes. Yeah, okay. No. No, stop it. Don't say that. Mom, shut up! Yes, I DO think Max is a good girlfriend. Fine. Fine, okay, whatever. I'll talk to you later. Bye."

She hands up the phone, drops it on the bed, and puts her face in her hands while sighing. You pull her close. "I'm sorry," Liz says. "I didn't know she would react quite that badly."

What do you say?
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>>23226745
Give her a hug. 'S no biggie.
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>>23226789
Seconding a nonsexual hug. Don't we have class soon?
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snap her neck.
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>>23226745
"I take it Dad will be worse?"
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>>23226745
We should probably make sure everyone has guns before we leave.
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>>23226745
"It's okay. I think I got on her good side somewhere in there. It's not something I would expect them to like after one phone call. Please just give it time. Your mom, at the least, is willing to."

Seconding nonsexual hug. Actually, we were in the middle of getting beat off. We should let her finish that.
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>>23226745

"its fine." pull her for a hug
"shall we get ready for school?"
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>>23226745
"Hey, its okay. Parents can be frustrating sometimes. Take a look at my dad for example. Still hasn't asked me when my birthday is."
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Its just a big shock. She knew you were straight. Then suddenly uyou have a girlfriend. I think we can work things out though. She didn't disown you and she threatened to kill me if I hurt you. Both good signs.
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>>23226745
O she is just looking after you, and wants grand kids so... I don't think we got much of a problem long term

so whats with your dad?
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>>23226813
Haha. Oh, shit, that got me good, man.
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>>23226745
Sit next to her, stroke her body. "I expected worse, to be honest. You managed pretty well."
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>>23226745
"It's alright, they just worry about you, same as any other parent." "Say what do they do anyways?"
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>>23226745
Hugs And >>23226813
try to lighten the mood up a little, no sense heading into the first day with a down mood.
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out of curiosity what did her parents expect when the send their daughter to a magical school?

did we ever asked that from all the chats with her?
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The previous thread is now archived. Remember to vote it up.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Blatant%20Fetish%20Quest
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>>23226745
Next time I'll try to be more convincing and eloquent.

Do you think we should tell her about how dangerous this place is ? It would make a relativize.
Would she let you come back from winter break if she knew ?
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>>23226745
Give her a hug, a few kisses.

"Don't apologize, I actually didn't expect it to go anywhere near that well. Though I take it your dad will be worse."

Give her a bit more hug time, rub her back, more kisses.

"I expect that telling them about my cock will not help us out in the least.

Speaking of my cock, you're going to finish what you started."
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>>23226859

i guess something like the harry potter movies they were watching on their personal movie room.
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You pull her in to a hug. She relaxes against your body. "I was honestly expecting worse," you say. "And trust me, I know how problematic parents can be. After all, my dad still hasn't asked me when my birthday is."

That gets a little chuckle out of Liz.

"So, what's the deal with your dad? And what do your parents do for a living, anyway?"

"My dad... Well. He's not as bad as my mother, but if she gets to him first, he will be. He's stubborn, so it's best I be the first one to talk to him," she says. She starts playing with your nipples, which is distracting. "My dad owns a software company, and my mother is a teacher. Anyway, how about a finish what I started earlier?" she asks, moving to straddle your hips and putting her arms loosely around your shoulders. She gives you a kiss. "We have a few hours before we need to get to class, and I haven't given you a proper wakeup yet."

You consent vehemently. Half an hour later, Liz has a pussy full of cum and a goofy smile and is holding you tight. "So, aside from breakfast, do you want to do anything else before class? We might be able to get in another study session or go try to hang out with the other first circle students or something."

What do you do?
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>>23227139
It would be worth checking out the competition, go see the other first circle students.
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>>23227139
Everybody go get guns. Go scope out the other firsties.
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>>23227139
study session, we should try working on our sorcery as we absolutely suck at it
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>>23227139
Try having an enchanting study session with them, we failed last time, gotta make up for that.
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>>23227139
I think meeting the other students early could be useful.


Are we good enough yet to conceal our auras and protect our minds ?

We'd better be ready to do this before we meet the rest.

By the way Liz, what would you think of using the Dryad's corpse to grow one of her children ? I like the thought, but we would have to find that body.
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>>23227139
Have more sex, obviously.
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>>23227139
>aside from Breakfast, do you want to do anything else before class

If you know what I mean.

Let's go hang out with people, see the competition, scope them out, see who's making a fuss, and who's staying quiet, get some connections to the others, and we want Liz to get a bit of public exposure for the Archmage Society. Obviously we're all going to be armed when going out, we're smart about this.

Make sure to give Breakfast some petting before we go, call her a good girl, have Breakfast eat our cum out of Liz's pussy while we're eating breakfast, see how Liz is doing before we all go, see what our Dad's plans for the day are.
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I just want to get to class already.
Meditate on living alchemy to make our body require less food.
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>>23227178
I don't think we'll need guns for when we meet the other students. Maybe on the way out of here, but there shouldn't be open fights when we're all gathering.
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>>23227231
That's actually worth some research if we find ourselves with an opportunity to procure the remains.
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>>23227264
I think that's enchantment.
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>>23227139
lets go check out the competition
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>>23227231
>using the Dryad's corpse to grow one of her children
"When you were a baby, I fed you your mother."
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>>23227264
I don't think we can pull that off yet, but we spend some evenings with Lotus we can pick that up from the people who can do it without too much trouble.

Not needing sleep means 8 extra study/fucking hours a day.
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>>23227273
>I don't think we need guns
Confirmed for trying to get us killed.

What are we going to do on the walk home if another <random monster here> shows up? Fireball it to death with our 0 sorcery?
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>>23227273
Never hurts to be prepaired, and a non-magical handgun's not hard to conceal.
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>>23227231
>Dryad's corpse
it's been two days there is no way it's still there
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>>23227303
Ask dad if we should be packing while going to school then.
Also, no we don't fireball, we mindbolt it into a vegetable.
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>>23227284
>>23227302
I'm pretty sure the tattoo-girl we met at the Lotus meeting taught us how to permanent living alchemy, we just need to take a couple hours per attempt for each change.
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>>23227224
seconding this.
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>>23227139
Study I think.
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>>23227303
>>23227321
Clearly we need to get Liz up to date on conjuration, and have her spell up the guns to teleport to our hands.
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>>23227264
It takes three hours per roll when self-enchanting and to self-enchant your body, you need to accrue a total of 4 successes.
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>>23227340
That's assuming we can. Dad said he didn't even know if he was capable of breaking a vampire lord.

Just bring a gun.
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>>23227301
Well at least they had some sort of relation.
And we grew in our mother's body too.
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>>23227301
"I also fed your sister my cum every single day before we was even grown.

We do not have a normal family relationship, now keep on sucking."
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>>23227279
Another thought is what happens if we use a mix of ingredients. Say Dragon blood and Phoenix ash together, would that make a Dryad with scaley bark and feathery leaves?
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>>23227340
of course

why wouldn't we take at least a hand gun the only relay question is do we bring a rifle to class

>>23227393
family that plays together stay together
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>>23227337
Indeed. But it is somewhere.
We'd just have to find it.

>>23227374
What kind of magic is used for detection/divination ?
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>>23227139
Study, make sure everyone is armed before they leave.
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>>23227374
That is longer than I thought. I guess we'll save that for later then.
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>>23227413
Depends on your method of detecting/divining.
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>>23227412
Nah, no need for a rifle. Too many questions, bad first impression, and it advertises that we have weapons, which might make us a target for other firsties looking to arm up. Plus, I don't see us really needing a distance weapon in the classroom.
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Imagine how fucked we would be if we had not found a supply of weapons like we did?
Imagine trying to take on the vampire lord with a shitty alchemized gladius. Now that would suck.
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>>23227426

for example... a crystal ball?
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>>23227426
Is it possible to cast a spell, then bind it onto an object to be cast later?
Such as having Liz cast fireball, hook it onto a rock that we can later wing at our enemies like a magic grenade?
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We need to see Liz's mom. Y'know, if she's worth having.
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>>23227469
Or maybe casting plagues on our bullets?
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>>23227469
Yeah, that's a down and dirty, crude, simple, cheap enchantment, done with alchemy. At that point, though, it would probable just be easier to use conjuration to steal or alchemy to craft an actual grenade.
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>>23227485
Cast summon bullet on your bullets.
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>>23227426
I got a seed, I want to find the corpse of the dryad without destroying the seed.
Maybe by trying to see the corpse from afar, maybe by feeling the direction to it.
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>>23227456
What I mean is, you can use Enchantment to detect minds and thoughts, Sorcery to detect and manipulate forces, Conjuration to track things at very long distances, or Alchemy to analyze something's composition. The method is important.
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>>23227500
That was just the simplest example I could think of.
Would it be possible to do something like cast Mind Break on a bullet, so that anyone shot has to roll a save against SAN loss?
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>>23227474
I agree. Maybe we can get our Dad to grab Liz's mom, and then we can have Lunch and Breakfast?
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>>23227508
>corpse of the dryad
we don't want it, double dryad isn't likely to give good bonuses
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>>23227543
It will make your dryad more generic than before. Which could be something you want.
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>>23227543
Then what about the thrall's brains? Make them super obedient.
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>>23227573
They'll be imprinted on us. All evidence says that we won't have to worry about their obedience, even when they're going through their precocious period.
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>>23227561
I'd like that, actually. Dryads on their own are my fetish, and we need some vanilla to make the other flavors stand out.
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Hey Fem, how do demons work in this setting? Are they literally from Hell, or are they just beings that live among us?
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>>23227527
I would say in this example that the OBJECTIVE is important, and will influence your methodology, which will in turn dictate what skill you use.
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>>23227598
ask dad
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>>23227598
Depends on whom you ask. And which demons you ask, for that matter.
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>>23227139
>What do you do?

SOooooo.

We really like liz, right?

here's what we need to do.

We need to get her into a prestige society. Asap. We've wasted enough time fucking and studying - we need to trade favors with the Archmages(perhaps start with the librarian? She's probably well connected), or ask dad to ask people in his society that are now graduated, to get liz into the archmage society.
There's no guarantee it will happen.

So we need to start making her look GOOD and get out there, so they take notice.

I think that means doing something NOTEWORTHY, like some great magic where people can see it, or showing UP to class with foci already enchanted - we should have HER make a ring of mind shielding too, for example
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>>23227649

You know, Lin may have some advice on this matter.
Hasn't she been to this school, what, three times already?
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>>23227649
We created a ring of mind Raping, not mind shielding.
Her having a ring of mind shielding is a good idea though.
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>>23227649
Elizabeth's current sheet, for reference.
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>>23227682
We need to get her to finish that conjuration square, and working on her next sorcery square.
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>>23227679
And a ring of ironskin and one of detect poison and one of warding against teleportation and one that focuses healing spells and a set for various beams, rays, cones and blasts of magic and who knows what else.
We need to get PIMPED.
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>>23227715
We don't need a ring of ironskin and poison detection, as once we have the time we will meditate to make our body harder than titanium and invulnerable to poisons.
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>>23227682
Her sheet is making me worry. Max has higher average stats + the ring.

Unless the Archmagi value stats differently Liz's prospects are looking bad.
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>>23227707

Dad can help with that, I think. We should have a major pow-wow with the household on how to prepare for CLASSES - and get lin the attention of the archmage society.

Perhaps we can guilt Petrov into helping, if he's still alive. It should be fairly easy to .... just ask him if he remembers our dad, since we 'heard from our mom' that they were classmates.

>>23227682
Can we see dad's sheet, please?

Out of curiosity, what kind of a witch is our mom? Is that anything we know about?
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>>23227682
Wait...are we better than Liz at everything except Soul right now?
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>>23227682
We need to stop distracting her with fucking and make buckle down to study.
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>>23227760
She has higher mind, conjuration, and sorcery.

We actually have better soul.
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>>23227757
Mom is a muggle.
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>>23227751
Part of that is us being the protag so most of the character advancement and training is focused on us, though Liz should probably get some off screen bonuses to stuff when she studies something when we aren't there.
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>>23227760
She has you beat in Mind, Sorcery, and Conjuration.
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>>23227751

We've been fucking instead of studying. Lets fix that. Or figure out a way to do both at the same time. Or use one as the incentive for another.

Perhaps we can have dad dreamtutor LIZ. Looks like they have fairly similiar skillsets.

I would guess that the archmagi look at intentions and moral wholeness more than stats - after all, its easy to train spellslinging(its a school for that), but its hard to pick a candidate WORTH the expenditure of effort
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>>23227748
Not for us, for Liz. She's not going to get the Lotus's secrets for living alchemy, so focuses are the next best thing.
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>>23227811
>moral wholeness
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>>23227811
>Liz learns to conquer the dreamweb
Yes. YES. NOW, instead of having to balance our fucking and studying time, we spend all day studying, and fuck in our dreams. We can get our rest, AND we can also remain in active contact with Liz 24 hours per day, or damn near it.
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"Let's go meet the competition," you say with a grin. You and Liz get dressed and find Lin. Each of them takes a pistol, and you take two, just to be safe. Then the three of you book it out of the tower and over to the library - Dane said that the intro classroom was near there.

Sure enough, you find a few students in the hallway. You listen for a bit and overhear how a few students dropped out after those special needs students were murdered and that girl went missing. There are, apparently, a lot of people who are nervous about the coming semester.

You see Sam sitting over by fish-guy. He gives you a smile and a wave. You think fish-guy might be smiling too - it's hard to tell with him.

What do you do?

>current class population: 56
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>>23227893
Lets go talk to Sam.

I'm not all that interested in fish man though. If he tries to stick around he's going in the dryad mulch.

inb4 stop trying to make Max a murderhobo
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>>23227893
Reduce the class population to 5;
Snap all their necks.
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>>23227893
Sure, go talk to Sam and fish-guy. We should probably learn fish-guy's name so we can stop calling him fish-guy.
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>>23227953
I'd say it's more a case of "stop trying to start pointless fights when we're going to have more than enough enemies already soon enough."
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>>23227893
Let's go meet Sam and Fishman. We didn't get his name last time.
Ask if they got into a society yet, and if they made axquaintances with other people.

Then go meet the other Lotus first years.
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>>23227893
Ask Sam how he's doing. What's going around in the rumor mill, whether anyone's tried to kill anyone else yet, whether he's got a hideaway yet, etc.
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>>23227953
I agree with the first half of this suggestion, and I'll give Snapple a zen-headsmack for the second half.
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>>23227893
Wave to fishguy and Sam, but talk to some of the others. Look for the scared ones, or the ones who look ready to fight.
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>>23227974
Second.
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>>23227893
Go see Sam and Fish-Guy, make friendly conversation and ask them what they know about the other students so far.

Also ask Fish-Guy his name.
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>>23227893
so we have 4 drop outs 3 deaths and 1 "missing" before the first class, the year is off to a great start.
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>>23227974
>inb4 his name is fish-guy
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>>23227893
8 down, 24 to go.

Talk with Sam and Fishy, see how they're doing, see if they've heard anything interesting on the rumor mill.

Then we can go out and meet some of the other students, get our names out there, learn faces, all of that jazz.
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>>23228027
Next Lotus meeting we should ask others what their statistics were.
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>>23227953
>>23227967
You're being annoying.

>>23227893
>current class population: 56
How many are pretty ?
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Ask Fishguy and Sam what societies they belong to, if any.

Ask Sam about the nature of his "gift". We want juicy details.
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Rolled 40

>>23227893

rolling to concentrate on class
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>>23228064
>How many are pretty ?
This is an important consideration.
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>>23228048
Sounds like a great way for everyone to think we're crazy.

"What's your alchemy at, yo? I almost gots me 2 boxes. ... What? You mean you all cant see little blue squares representing your talents? Why are you looking at me weird?What do you mean get the fuck away from me? Stop running away! "
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>>23228027
The fact that anyone STAYS in this school can only be explained with magic.
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Sadly, we can't make any more Dextra members "disappear", unless we want to get more first-years killed.

Wait, we actually want to get the other first-years killed. Hmmm...
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>>23228104
He meant class statistics. Dead/missing/dropped out.
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>>23228075
He's got a pussy instead of a cock, he doesn't have tits.

>>23228104
He's referring to death/dropout/missing statistics.
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>>23228104
"If I befriend you I can see your stats."
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>>23227893
Talk to sam and fish, then go to class.
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>>23228033
>inb4 it's actually fish-girl
Seriously, how do you tell with fish?
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>>23228104
Or one could interpret that to mean class statistics. How fast their classmates left the running.
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>>23228118
Except that pretty soon they'll be coming after us
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>>23228122
I mean, does he have any succubus abilities besides the pussy? Like being able to suck souls of men and kill them, or an influence over men so that they're attracted to him, like we have with women
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>>23228134
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
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>>23228134
If I die, I will become you....
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>>23228187
One would assume that yes, such is the case.
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>>23228183
What the FUCK can they do? And for that matter, how would they even find us?
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It is probable that Sam was raised as a girl. That's why he's such a crybaby, perhaps.
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>>23228187
I would assume he has pretty much the same bent as us, but with more soul sucking as that's what Succubutts do.
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>>23228234
Magic.
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You walk up to Sam and fish-guy. "Hey, Sam," you say. He nods at you. "Hey... Actually, I don't think I got your name."

"Hera," says the fish-guy. Fish-girl? You can't tell in that bulky water suit.

"So, how are you two doing? Find anywhere to stay? Join any societies?" you ask.

"I joined the Alchemists' Guild," says Hera. "I'm staying at the guildhall until I can find a place of my own. They're really quite accommodating, if you can ignore the smells."

"I joined the Walkers. They suddenly seemed a lot more attractive. I'm staying in London right now. Not sure if that's where I'll keep staying. I know most Walkers end up living in extradimensional spaces," he says, shrugging. "I've been spending the past few days power-studying my Conjuration, though. Collecting tons of foci to burn as-needed too."

"I've mostly been finishing setup on my base," you say, "Though I have gotten in some studying and time with Liz and Lin too."

"Sounds fun," says Hera. "By the way, watch out for that guy," says Hera, pointing over at Pierre. "He's a harmless moron, but he's spouting off Dextra bullshit at anyone who will listen."

What do you do?
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>>23228183
I'd be happy about that. Y'know, what with the rape and mind fucking we'd done.

We were supposed to NOT be our Dad, but noooo, /tg/ loves the rape too fucking much.
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>>23228249
He would have been raised by the succubus, who would know how this shit works. His dad was probably dead before he was born.
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>>23228252
So he's probably gay thanks to him being half-succubus, like we are gay because we have cock.
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>>23228275
>Fish-girl?
Why do we care about Sam again? Because I sure don't.
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>>23228275
Avoid Pierre. Faggot's not worth our time.
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>>23228148
Thanks for giving Fem ideas, anon. Thank you.
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>>23228275
"London sounds nice. Timezones must be a bitch.

Yeah, he does seem pretty crazy. But the dumb ones like him probably aren't going to get that far.

Anyone else here catch your eye?"
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>>23228275
If we use Pierre as a focus, can we get steelskin or sleeplessness faster/easier?
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>>23228148
>inbv4 its actually a fish-girl whose name is Fssh'gai
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>>23228275
>Fish Girl
So, how well can we see her in her suit?

Because my first image when I was told fishguy several threads back was literally a guy with a fish-head.

Now I would like to know if she's more human-looking than that.

For reasons.

Sexy reasons.
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>>23228275
Agree with fish-girl on the subject of religious asshole nutjobs, then wait for class.
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>>23228275
Casually mention that we've met, and then pass on listening to him. We don't need to be pissy before class. Ask Sam if he knows if there's any public information available for general academy use regarding Walkers. Even if we can't pull extradimensional shenanigans, it'd be very, very useful for flash-stepping and emergency teleportation.
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>>23228288
The only rape/mindfucking that has been does WAS our dad. And we didn't want to be a deadbeat like him.
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>>23228275
>I joined the Walkers
Called it.

As for Pierre "He took the same bus as us and the idiot tried to recruit me. He'll probably bite off more than he can chew soon enough."
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>>23228288
So far, the closest thing we've done to rape was calming Liz down so we didn't have to kill her, and we've done not even a single bit of mind fucking. Feel free to leave this quest at any time.
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>>23228352
Seconding.
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>>23228275
Disregard Pierre, guy's a tool, he'll get ganked soon enough, it's the quiet ones we have to watch out for.
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Let's try to talk with Pierre. For fun. Let's not say anything suspicious.
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>>23228336
My sides
>>23228348
We NEED to learn how to flash-step. We will never be a true muscle-wizard until we can move at the speed of fist
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>>23228343
We assumed male earlier, we are assuming female now because of the name Hera.
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>>23228296
>seduce the fishgirl
>she squats down and squeezes out some eggs
>"Alright, now you fertalize them."
>Max's face when
>"What's wrong? Is this your first time?"
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>>23227893
>>current class population: 56

I LOVE what this foreshadows
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>>23228390
>Then she leaves and we use the eggs as dryad mulch
>Sorry Herra. They didn't make it through the winter.
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>>23228405
Wait, were there sixty or sixty-four students in our entering class? Did four other people die without our involvement?
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>>23228351
Oh I'm sorry, you got your Dad to do it. So much better.
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>>23228433
They heard about the murders and left.
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>>23228390
>we stick it up her egg hole anyways
>she dies because some fish die after they mate
>use her as dryad chow
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>>23228433
Four people dropped out because of all the murders. They probably figured they were going to harry potter school before they got here.
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>>23228369
We can't let him survive the year. If he can make it to second circle, then he becomes a major problem. I would let him be for a while, but if he's still alive by the half-way point, we gank him.
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>>23228275
yea I met the dick Nazi first day at the hostel before the buss ride, had a long conversation, scared the shit out of me

>>23228327
this is good to say

So... get any exploring done?

cause watch out for the vampires dam blood suckers

>>23228418
I support this plan

what you using as foci?

also look what I made (show off that finger swag )
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>>23228275
"Yeah, we've met. My dad's in the Walkers, they sound pretty cool. What do the Alchemists do?"
I bet it involves alchemy.
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>>23228438
He did it of his own volition to feed.
Even IC we disapproved and got him to put her back together a bit.
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>>23228438
He did it without consulting us. Do you actually follow this quest, or are you just some random person who's read a handful of posts?
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>>23228456
>>23228446
>>23228433
>>23228405
Guys. Fem just said "few people", not four. We don't know how many.
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Make sure to call him a DickNazi when talking to Sam.

Is funny.
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>>23228418
>>23228451
>mulchmind
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>>23228438
We dint ask for him to, he just sorta did it. And we've done everything we can to provide for Breakfast.

Don't tell me you're still mad about the lack of incest.
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>>23228482
>56 people remaining
>started with 64
>1 disappeared
>3 murdered

Maths is a wonderful thing.
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>>23228482
Well four are confirmed out of action, and until we confirm the rest, we are assuming they dropped out. It doesn't really matter either way.
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>>23228467
dad was a weaver, not a walker
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>>23228485
of course was there any chance we wouldn't?
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>>23228433
Out of curiosity, why are you still in this quest if you hate it?
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>>23228494
>several dropped out
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>>23228467
From the sounds of it, it sounded a lot more like traditional alchemy/chemistry rather than the FMA style alchemy we've been playing around with.
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>>23228511
I think you quoted the wrong person, or you took my post extremely out of context.
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>>23228494
Wow. I completely missed that line in that post.

Cary on then. With reducing that number.
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>>23228513
We were told there are 56 students here.

First year started with 64 students.

-1 because Breakfast is mindfucked

-3 because three special students got nailed to a wall.

that would leave 60 students remaining.

60-56 = 4

Therefore, 4 students are missing and unaccounted for, and most likely the ones who dropped out.

I don't know what about this is difficult for you.
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>>23228535
It wouldn't be the first time something was taken out of context to start an argument during this quest.
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>>23228499
Pfft, six letters, beginning with W, ending in ER and specializing in conjuration. Close enough.
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>>23228535
Oops, I meant to quote the guy bitching about Max being a murderous rapist. My bad.
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>>23228560
Hey Blatant Fetish Quest
>basic math
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>>23228576
it's hard to do math while your masturbating.
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>>23228576
Math is my fetish.
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>>23228568
Weavers also specialize in enchantment though. Gotta get all up in that dreamweb after all.
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>>23228601
>masturbating
>hard
heheh
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>>23228605
Does 2 + 2 = boner?
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>>23228601
I haven't fapped in the last few threads.

There's been nothing particularly noteworthy, smut-wise.
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>>23228617
It did when I was in middle school, but just about everything equaled boner back then.
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>>23228635
I gotta say, Blatant Fetish Quest IS surprisingly tame.
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"That's Pierre. He rode on the same bus as me, Liz, and Lin. He's a total tool and I expect him to get ganked in the first few weeks," you say.

"I figured," says Sam.

"He tried to recruit me to the DickNazi brigade!" you say to him, almost laughing.

"Wow. Okay, yeah, I guess we don't need to worry about him," says Hera.

"Anyway, London sounds nice. How are you handling the time zones?"

"It's not that big of a deal, really. It's not that far away."

"Do you have your eye on anyone else yet?" you ask.

"Him," Hera says, pointing to a brown-skinned boy with a short, sparse beard. He's leaning against the wall and reading a book and wearing a simple white button-up shirt and jeans. He looks like he could be Arabic, or perhaps Indian. "He supposedly teleported directly here. He's also supposedly angling for the Society of the Archmagi; he hasn't joined a society yet."

"I think it's just rumors," says Sam dismissively.

What do you do now?
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>>23228635
Personally the plot is much more interesting than the smut. Even if most of the plot is dedicated to obtaining smut material.
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>>23228652
Quick, snap his neck. We can't have someone taking Liz's spot.
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>>23228640
Or boobs if you hold your calculator upside down.
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>>23228673
better yet shoot him in the head do it now
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>>23228652
Nrrrrrgh, competition makes my blood boil.
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>>23228652
Convince Sam to seduce him and eat his soul or whatever it is cuntboys do.
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>>23228659
I'm not saying I disapprove of the plot, just mentioning that the smut has been somewhat absent from recent threads.

>>23228652
Femcock, inquiring minds need to know, what is the fish to girl ratio of Hera? Full on fish head? Sexy blue-skinned scaly girl with gills?
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>>23228652
Talk to him so we somehow find about his skills and weaknesses.
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>>23228701
100% suit.
How the fuck should we know?
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>>23228700
>>23228706
combine have sam do it
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>>23228701
You have no way of knowing with all of that reverse-diving-suit in the way.
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>>23228652
Kill the raghead. Dextra Domini in waiting there.
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>>23228720
I wasn't sure whether we could see her face through the suit helmet or anything.
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>>23228652
It looks like someone might have a little...accident.[spoiler}
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>>23228652
Target acquired.

I'd really prefer him going down now rather than having us get a tsp of the fucking sun teleported into our base in a couple years
.
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>>23228652
Oh well, I guess we could go introduce ourselves to him, although I suspect we won't get much out of him.
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>>23228734
>Wants to join Archmagi
>Dextra Domini
I thought the SotA was a separate society.
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>>23228728
Is it possible to cast some kind of xray spell that isn't dependent upon deadly radiation?
What class of magic would that be?
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Guys, guys. No killings. Killings bad.

Talk to him. Try to be friendly.
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>>23228652
Durka durka? Jihad him.
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>>23228652
>It's not that far away
2 hours time difference still sounds annoying. He has to get up at like 5am to make it to school.
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>>23228762
Seriously. He might be amicable enough, for all we know. He's not bashing our door in with a battering ram, he's just standing there.
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>>23228759
Dextra Domini are crazy violent fanatics.
Muslims are crazy violent fanatics.

Same thing basically.
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>>23228673
>>23228691
>>23228700
Don't do something stupid in public.
>>23228652
Scan the crowd, see who else stands out.

Then go talk to the guy, introduce ourself, strike up a chat. Try to learn more about him than we reveal. See what he's reading.
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>>23228779
That isn't too bad, with teleportation. He could have chosen somewhere on the other side of the world, after all.
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No attempted murder in the classroom, we were warned the teachers don't appreciate that, and they can and will kill the fuck out of us.

>>23228652
Go say hi, see what he's like, knowing your enemy is an important first step.
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no overt killing yet, we need to make sure it can't be linked to us
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One of these days you guys are all going to make the same stupid sarcastic "loljustkidding" quip about what to do, and FemCOCK is going to take you seriously.
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>>23228806
Sounds good.
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>>23228792
He's trying to take Liz's spot as archmage, which makes him our enemy by default.
Snap his neck.
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>>23228700
Hera's got her eye on him, let's not go trying to knock him off. Or trying to get Sam to piss off Hera.

Seriously, we should be taking this opportunity to build a little cabal here.
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>>23228801
I lol'd.

But seriously, we're trying to fight crazy bigoted fanatics that judge us for our ancestry. Let's not be the same as them.
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>>23228652
We can get Dad to take care of him. No need to worry too too much.

Ooh! Ooh! Can we turn him into a beautiful brown girl?
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>>23228700

i don't think we are close enough to him yet to do that.
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>>23228849
Eventually, but not yet. We have yet to learn the transformation punch.
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>>23228847
It's not ancestry, it's their backwards stone nigger religion.
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>>23228849
a dead one sure


>>23228866
lets get closer talk to sam more
so .. ill show you mine if you show me yours
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>>23228884
>>23228801
/pol/ pls go
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DON'T talk to him. We don't know his powers.

Try to stealth follow him as far as we can. He has to sleep some time.
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>>23228884
Sure is /pol/ in here.
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>>23228884
>demons are bad
>you have demon blood, therefore you are bad
>you are different than us (plant girl, special dorms, etc.), therefore you are bad

It is ancestry. Or looks.
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>>23228898
/pol/ isn't here, this is /tg/.

Also, you don't have to go to /pol/ to know that Islam sure isn't the 'religion of peace.'
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>>23228914
Yeah, but muslims make a CHOICE. That's a big difference.
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No /tg/, you are the /pol/
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>>23228926
>Also, you don't have to go to /pol/ to know that Islam sure isn't the 'religion of peace.'
/pol/, you're not fooling anyone. Now shoo
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>>23228926
This isn't your political soapbox homie.
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You walk up to the guy reading the book. After all, it's good to have friends, right? "Hi, I-"

"Please leave," he says in crisp, curt, aristocratic British English.

"I was just trying to-"

"No, really, please go."

"Listen, my name is-"

"I don't care. I'm not interested."

What do you do?
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there is almost no religion that has not had violent fanatics who are willing to kill and use terror to repress others
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>>23228899
We're waiting around before class. We can't stalk him right now. And intel is Intel.

>>23228849
Having Dad help us bump him off is a good plan. But it's easier to kill than enslave and he might be a major threat.

But not until we know more about him.
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>>23228955
>>23228956
I'm not the one that started dragging in this tumblr grade shit. I made a SINGLE joke, and you go all PC police on me.
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>>23228976
Snap his neck.
That'll teach him to be an ass to someone trying to be friendly.
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>>23228976
snap his neck or mind
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>>23228976
Leave him be.
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>>23228981
That's only true if the only religions you're considering are the Abrahamic faiths of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. Most religions don't do that.
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>>23228976
Snap neck.
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>>23228976
Head back to Hera and Sam.

"Yeah, I don't think you're going to get far with him, Hera."
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Real social. Flick something at his head then leave him be. Call over your shoulder that your name is Max and its been a pleasure.
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>>23228976
What a dick.

Well, I guess at least now I don't have to feel bad about us plotting to kill him.

Leave him be. For now.
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>>23228976
rude ass snap his neck
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>>23228976
See? Just a few steps from screaming fatwas.
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>>23228976
Jesus fuck, you people trying to say "Snap Neck" are just asking to ruin this quest in the dumbest way possible.

Leave him alone. He's clearly not interested. Once we show prowess and capability, then we'll have his attention.
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>>23228976

we'll kill him later
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>>23228976
Call him a sandnigger.
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>>23229006
And Zoroastrianism, the followers of Tao didn't NEED an excuse, Shinto fought amongst themselves and visciously murdered any foreigner (and thus non-shintoist) they encountered, Egyptians enslaved quite a few people over the course of their empire, as did Rome...
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>>23228981
How about the modern day? What faith is held in common by the majority of crazy backwards fanatics? Who are the ones throwing acid at little girls? Who calls for beheadings of people that draw cartoons?

God, I hate self hating whites
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>>23228976
shrug and go away?
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>>23228976
>The book is a focus

Light that shit on fire.
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>>23228976
"Not very friendly are you. Being civil doesn't cost anything, and friends are always good around here.

But if you don't want to talk you can suit yourself."

If he doesn't respond find someone else interesting and talk to them.
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>>23228976
leave this clown alone, if he's a problem we can deal with it later
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>>23228812
Yeah. Like South Africa, which is in the same time zone as Romania and also speaks English. Much more convenient.
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>>23228976
Sandnigger dies.
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>>23228976
Just leave. Who cares. He's not going to make friends like that, and without friends he's already dead.
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>>23229051
Christians do all of those things in India, Africa, South America, Central America... Really, all you're doing is describing what people do in impoverished nations with monotheistic faiths.
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>>23228275
>"He's a harmless moron, but he's spouting off Dextra bullshit at anyone who will listen."
A little too zealous, I think. I can't help but wonder if Pierre isn't actually a long-term Nemesis plant or something.
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>>23229051
This is nothing about self-hate, it's about you dragging your political and religious grievances into a fantasy quest thread. It's fucking pathetic and benefits nobody.

>>>/pol/
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>>23228976
All the samefags saying to attack him need to stop.
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>>23228976
Shrug and walk away.

This level of confidence means he either considers himself so powerful compared to the rest of us that we aren't worth his time.

Or he has massive overestimated his abilities and thinks that the first possibility is true.
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>>23228976
Snap neck.
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Rolled 9

>>23228976
Alright, I guess.

I don't like him. Samiam
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Who the fuck even said this guy was Muslim? This is some fucking retarded-ass racist bullshit.
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>>23228976
Leave him alone. I don't want this dick summoning an anvil on top of Max.
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>>23228976
Turn his head around so he can see his ass before we kick it.
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>>23228976

well thats
>>23228997
>>23228995
>>23229007
>>23229016
>>23229096

what we must do latter make sure to watch him close see if he drops or tosses anything we can use to track him latter
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>>23229110
Agreed.
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>>23229091
They won't. I just hope Femcock ignores their rampant idiocy.

It isn't even funny, just annoying.
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The level of retardism in this thread is unusually strong, even by this quest's standards.
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>>23229110
And the guy screaming at us for not agreeing with him is no better than the Dextra Domini, who are, by his equation, the same as muslims.

Funny, that.
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>>23228976
Well that's not very nice.
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>>23229114
NO NECK SNAPPING.

Fuck.

Also keep discussions and comments about IRL religions or politics out of this fantasy quest. Yes, religion is bad, etc., but we're all secular here, so shut up and vent in /pol/ or something.
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>>23229110
You don't know much about modern day Britain, do you?
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>>23228976
This man must die.

We can't let anyone disrespect us in public without retribution falling on them.
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>>23229174
You realize that FemCOCK said this guy could easily be Indian, right? He's just a fucking brown guy. That's literally all that we can tell about him.
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>>23229174
It depends on the part of Britain.

For example, I live in the south coast, where seeing a person who isn't white is a strange and rare experience.
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Rolled 75

>>23229191
Stop being retarded
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>>23229191
And you'll be dead soon after. Quit being fucking stupid, and realize that murder on school grounds is still actually considered illegal and the faculty and security will murder your ass for it.
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>>23228976
Let's look around while we're waiting for the classes to start.
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Ignore the guy for now.

He's going for the society of the Archmagi slot, so the first thing we need to do is see how good he is in class.

Then we can decide whether to murder him, or just let Liz publicly humiliate him by swiping the spot from him.
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>>23229191
I agree, he must die. I disagree with the respect thing though, we should only kill him because he's competition for Liz.
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>>23228976
No neck snapping, but inform him that he should see a doctor about that stick up his ass: it's apparently poking his brain.
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>>23229091
I made a single joke about Sam fucking him to death. I think instead of trying to kill all the competition, we need to focus on making Liz stand out.
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>>23229229
Or, third option, instead of trying to do everything ourselves, we develop Liz to be good enough to simply stomp him in every regard.

You know.

The three options that don't involve murder and actually facilitate a good story and character development.
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>>23229200
>>23229197
Crisp aristocratic British accent. Probably like Anjem Chaudry, a second generationer.
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>>23229262
This.

I hope the bribes for the librarian will help. Or our dad knowing Petrov. 15 years ago. And Petrov might be dead. Yeah, that might be a stretch...
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>>23229264
well yeah, that was covered in the "just let Liz publicly humiliate him by swiping the spot from him" part of my post.
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>>23228976
Dextra Domini attack! Ohhhh, well it only killed this one kid. What a coinkydink.

Dextra Domini will serve a wonderful cover.
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>>23228976
Kill him.

We've gone through too much shit to be dissed by this little cunt.
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>>23229313
>Blatant Retard Quest
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snap neck

>>23229329
and fuck his mouth?
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"Rude piece of shit," you say, then walk off back to Sam and Hera. "Yup, guy's an asshole. I think that he thinks that he's better than all of us."

"Sounds like he could be serious competition," says Liz, her eyes narrowing. "I'll need to see how good he is and make sure I'm better."

"I could just kill him," you suggest. You're still pretty angry. "Just walk up and put a bullet in him. Oh, or snap his neck. That would be fun!"

"Max, don't be retarded," says Lin, slapping you in the back of the head. "The teachers don't really investigate murders, but if you do it right in front of a classroom, they'll just teleport you into the sun or something. Seriously, that is just profoundly stupid of you to completely ignore context like this."

"...fine," you say, sullenly.

It's at this point that a middle-aged man comes strolling down the hallway. He has an angular, hawkish face, prematurely white hair, a short beard, and a slate-gray three piece suit. He pushes open the doors to the classroom, strolls inside, and then yells back behind him, "Whenever you're all ready, then." His accent sounds mostly English, with maybe a bit of Russian or something to it?

What do you do?
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Why kill him when we can crush his ambition by aiding Liz in completely outshining him and stealing his spot as Society of the Archmagi firstie.

Then we will bottle his tears as spell components.
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>>23229329
I told you dawgs, I told you this quest attracted retards like the plague.
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>>23228976
"Hey Pierre, what's up? Still fighting the good fight?"
I wonder how long it will take him to realise. I wonder whether his dicknazi friends will kick him out for fraternising with the enemy.
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>>23229372
Why the fuck did you actually post what the retards were saying.

Jesus christ.
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>>23229372
"PETROV?!?!?!"
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lets now pay attention to the teacher.
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>>23229372
Are there seats in here, did we actually get a description of the classroom? If so, take a seat I guess.
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>>23229394
So that I could call them stupid by proxy through Yin.
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>>23229372
Greet teacher politely.
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>>23229372
Let's go to class, then.
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>>23229422
Oh, well that's fair enough then.
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>>23229372
Get our study on.
Get the three of us seats along the side closest the door, two rows back. That will allow us to hear the teacher fairly well and still bolt out quickly if the need arises.
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>>23229372
Time to sit back and enjoy class.
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>>23229372
Let's be subtle. Eat lots of pork near brown boy, maybe doodle Mohammed, start bringing a Quran themed kleenex box?
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>>23229389
I still think we need to trick Pierre into fondling our junk at some point
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>>23229372
People, stop being retards. Please. It's not funny.

Go to class, let someone else cross the doorway first, sit near Liz and Lin and close to the front.

Pay all the attention in the world.
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>>23229372
Do not say anything to him. Stay quiet, sit down, don't draw attention.

If that's Petrov, he will introduce himself. If not, I'm not sure we should talk about our dad to him later. Not before we mention this to dad. Yep yep.
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>>23229394
I read it as Max half-joking, half-angsting at being snubbed like that.
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>>23229465
>Quran themed kleenex box
3/10 for making me giggle.
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>>23229372
take a seat in fount
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>>23229372
CHOOOO CHOOOOOOOOO
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>>23229465
Sure, lets piss off one of the greatest mages in class, that'll pan out well.
No seriously, stop being retarded.
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>>23229465
Jesus, no. We don't even know if he's muslim, for fuck's sake. Not to mention that that's a retort fitting only to a particularly petty and small-minded six year old.
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>>23229465
Stop being fucktarded.

>>23229446
Nobody is going to start shit in front of the Teacher. Closer to him is safer.
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>>23229245
Man, these things write themselves.
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>>23229505
The dick train has no brakes.
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>>23229446
this combined with>>23229470
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>>23229372
Is Durka coming to class?
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>>23229509
>>23229470
Reacting at all only spurs them on.

Anyways, just sit back and listen for now.
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>>23229515
That's what I meant. Two rows back from the front. I imagine the VERY front rows get called on more often, and are more likely to have other shenanigans happen.
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>>23229372
What's the point of a quest if you won't listen to players?

Also, this is auto sage, new quest thread?
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>>23229372
Sit at the front with L&L. Tryhard mode activate.
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>>23229372
Make Liz shit herself.
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>>23229565
It was roughly an even split even after the clear and blatant samefag spamming. So I had Max suggest it and get slapped in the back of the head.
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>>23229592
>I was samefagging on both sides.
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>>23229592
>After I discounted enough votes that disagreed with me, I got the result I wanted!
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>>23229592
It worries me that these retards influence the story at all.
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>>23229622
Oh shut up, it's a decent compromise.
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Well, I'm tired and this thread is being overrun with a cancerous mass of retards.

Time to go to bed and hope that when I check the archives in the morning, we haven't died because the fuckup squad had us pull a gun on the teacher.
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>>23229592
Can we just not count obvious troll posts?
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>>23229622
>told by the GM
>character would die if he listened to you
>still whining after he didn't
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>>23229636
Maybe we shouldn't post on/tg/...

I think they got too much /v/ recently.
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>Recently
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>>23229687
Quest threads are only fun with the random element. Otherwise it's just regular writefaggotry.
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>>23229671
This. There is no reason to have taken them seriously at all. Why did you even do the work of counting them?
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I'm pretty sure that any mention of neck snapping in any post that is not already about a combat situation is immediately disregarded.
Also anything with blatant retardation, such as racial epithets and such.
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>>23229731
Well usually our thread is left alone, but now it's happening en masse. I don't know why.
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>>23229738
The random element being player input, not 40 neck snapping suggestions a thread.
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>>23229738
You have have fun participation without it being random. If you don't agree with that, then there's a good board for you.

>>>/b/

The one with 'random' in its name.
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>>23229738
There's the random element, and then there's 'born without a common sense filter'
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>>23229738
I disagree, random is not fun when it is blatantly retarded and going to kill us.
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>>23229747
I post it all the time just for the fact that I know it will be ignored.. and if it isn't, I feel sorry for the posters who actually contribute.
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>>23229763
I disagree, this thread has been a massive beacon for them from the get go.
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>>23229768
>>23229772
>>23229775
So let Max do that and get fucked for it! Run with it! A good quest says, "Okay, and then what do you fucking do moron?"

Fuck, you can always take it back. Make it a fun "YOU ARE STUPID" gaiden. It's a Quest thread, not fucking Faulkner.
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The asshole guy is the first through the door. You, Liz, and Lin soon follow, setting up in seats one row back from the front. Sam and Hera sit nearby too. The room itself looks like a college lecture hall, with staggered rows of seating, walls paneled in dark wood, and a podium in the front with a chalkboard behind it. When everyone's in and seated, the man who you assume is the teacher begins to speak.

"Well, that's somewhat fewer students than I was expecting," he says, smirking. "Welcome, class, to your first year at the Scholomance. I will be your instructor. Let me tell you now - only 32 students will graduate to the second circle. The rest will be sent on their way with an entire year of magical education under their belts - not such a bad deal, if you ask me. At any rate, once again, welcome. I am professor Yuri Petrov. Do any of you have any questions?"

You could have sworn he looked right at you when he said his name.

What do you do?
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>>23229803
Then stop it.

>>23229834
This isn't a HUEHUEHUE quest, if max is dead he'll probably stay dead.
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>>23229826
Fuck you, BLQ is awesome.
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>>23229738
Nothing random about spamming your same LOLSORANDUMB request ad nauseum.
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>>23229834
If you want that you are welcome to write it.
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>>23229848
Nothing but try to shield our mind.
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>>23229848
Allow him to continue his seminar.
No point in making a scene, but remember to tell daddy about him later.
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>>23229848
kick liz under the table she need to shine not us
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>>23229848
Fucking say nothing, do not let on that we know what he's talking about.
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give a wave. thats dads friend!
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>>23229848
Pay attention, take notes
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>>23229848
let the look pass right through us and try to do nothing that calls exceptional attention to ourselves. Just someone with magical ability, here to get educated, nothing to do with someone he may or may not have betrayed years back.
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>>23229848
nothing to draw attention to ourselves
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>>23229848
No questions from us, I guess.

Also, I just realized. Between Us, Liz, Lin, Hera and Sam - only we got a cock.
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>>23229848
Squint at the fucker.
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>>23229834
In this situation, there would have been no 'and then.' Had you killed a student out in the open without sufficient cloak and dagger for the teachers to be able to pretend to ignore it, you would have been killed by an archmage in fairly short order. I'm not going to stop you guys from getting yourselves killed, but you will get slapped in the back of the head if you try to do something that retarded around your allies.

There are no bad end, reload, joke endings in this quest, and the consequences for stupid actions can and will get you killed. If you hadn't cultivated allies sufficiently loyal enough to stop you when you're about to do something stupid, then this would have been the end of Max Power. In this situation, though, the consequence was you getting slapped in the back of the head.
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>>23229891
Er, not talking about, who he is.
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>>23229870
I didn't say it wasn't, it's just obvious that this thread attracts shitposts like none other on /tg/.
Afterall, what is more entry level than a good dicking?
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>>23229905
>Also, I just realized. Between Us, Liz, Lin, Hera and Sam - only we got a cock.
that we know of
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>>23229848
"Did you know my Dad?"
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>>23229848
Stare right back at his face.

We don't really have all that much against him and he should have nothing against us, we don't need to make a scene.
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>>23229848
He probably DID look right at Max.

Don't ask any questions of him now. Doing so in front of the class would be foolish.
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>>23229905
no need for cock-petition.
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Say nothing to him about our dad.

But, if our dad says they're still on friendly terms, he can get talk to him about betting Liz into the Society.
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>>23229848
>Yuri
Damn Japan for making me giggle at totally normal Russian names.

Glare right back at him.
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>>23229905
We don't actually know what gender Hera is yet. We're assuming for the sake of fetish that Hera is female, but it has not been confirmed.
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>>23229848

>PETROV
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>>23229848
>Yuri Petrov.
HAHAHHAHA OH FUCCK
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>>23229940
Damn typos.

He can talk to him about getting Liz into the Society. Of the Archmagi.
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>>23229921
Does that mean you will not write an omake as to what would have happened had we described everything we had done to Liz's mum?
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>>23229883
I am sure he will be happy his buddy graduated sure he locked him in a cellar for 15+ years but hey I am sure its all good

>>23229901
this
>>23229902
not realizing he scenes the key to his former sanctum on us pleb

>>23229921
good to know
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>>23229848
no bringing us to his attention, yet later that maybe an option but not now.
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>>23229921
It's not like the NPC stopped us mid snapation. It was us sulking back, saying something retarded, then getting smacked in an indirect for you to talk down to your audience.

Don't dress it up as a considered and fantastic bit of rhetorical credibility.
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>>23229863
I can't stop.. I have a problem.
Unrelated note, why do people pay attention to it? I mean, the first rule of internet shitposting is to ignore other internet shitposting..
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Petrov is probably our enemy. We need to be ready to take him down.
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Don't do anything stupid. Act totally oblivious. It won't work, but he will play the roll at least until the end of class
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>>23229901
>Pay attention, take notes

THIRDED SO HARD.
someone needs to keep the lolrandumb crew from ruining this :(

>There are no bad end, reload, joke endings in this quest, and the consequences for stupid actions can and will get you killed.
I've been saying this from the beginning - the opening in paris and the airport in romania was just Femcock showing us that ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCE.

We need to think more about cause and effect.
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>>23229848
Let's just sit back, attend the class, and gently tell Dad afterwards. Make sure he doesn't rush out and get himself killed in a fit of vengeance.
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>>23230022
>take him down
>an archmagi
>being a first-year that can't into magic
I mean... really?
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>>23230022
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>>23229930
>>23229942
Don't half ass things. Either go to him after the lesson to talk, or don't show any reaction.

Glaring at an archmage, seriously...
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>>23230022
Why would he oppose us? He's already graduated.
And from earlier evidence, it's possible that he was the one who influenced us to lead us to our dad.
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>>23230022
He's out of our league for the immediate future.
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By the way, I hope we were putting up mental wards the whole time.
That's the reason we've been practicing them, it would be silly not to.
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>>23230051
What evidence?
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>>23229848
Don't even *blink*. If Yuri was teaching here last year, he knew exactly where Dad has been, had plenty of opportunity to act, and left him there to rot. (If he wasn't here last year, of course, he *may* be okay...)

And then again, it's not like Petrov is a particularly rare surname.

>>23229942
This is why I use the spelling "Yuriy" for the Russian name if I can.

>>23230017
But ... we're not internet shitposting. inb4 BFQ *is* shitposting
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>>23230042
>>23230044
I said PLAN. Not "Go after him now snapneckhurrr", just that we have to be ready for Petrov to sneak stab us in the back. We can NOT trust the old bastard.
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>>23230022
>the guy who probably magically guided us towards our own father
>an enemy
An asshole for being so close to our locked up father, maybe, but we have no reason to call him an enemy just yet.
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>>23230061
> for the immediate future.
more like the foreseeable future
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>>23229901
do this
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>>23230072
I believe it was just a bit of conjecture thrown about in an earlier thread by our dad.
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>>23230022
he gave us a rocking pad and a private 4 circle tutor smile back he rocks
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>>23230073
>But ... we're not internet shitposting.
He was referring to all the people spamming snap his neck and HURRDURR, KILL DA SHITSKIN SANDNIGGER and then bitching that their getting ignored was railroading. You guys really should just ignore them.
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>>23230092
And Dad has just been a SWELL guy, hasn't he?
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You do your best to avoid acknowledging that this is anything out of the ordinary. Petrov gives the room a smile, then starts with his introductory lecture. It is, for the most part, a quick rundown on the fundamentals of the four schools of magic. There's not much there for you to learn when it comes to Alchemy or Enchantment, but there are things you haven't learned yet about Sorcery and Conjuration being discussed.

Roll Mind to pay attention to the lecture. The first three rolls will be considered.
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>>23230159
Rollan
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>>23230136
Pretty cool dude so far actually.
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>>23230136
This guy has a point though...

Just look at the first thing your dad did after being freed.
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>>23230078
If he wants to kill us he will. We can trust him on that.
If we're alive, it's that he doesn't want to kill us.
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Rolled 84

>>23230159
dice now
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Rolled 33

>>23230159
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Rolled 71

>>23230159
>>23230159
>we learn nothing
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Rolled 81

>>23230159
rollan
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>>23230159
Rollan for attention span
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Rolled 79

for a crit
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Rolled 73

>>23230159
This shit's important, let's get learnin'
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Rolled 93

>>23230159
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>>23230136
He's been pretty god damn awesome to us, actually.
Gave us bullets for the gun, lessons on how to incubi, lessons on how to mind-dive and helped us take care of the vampire lord.
>>23230182
Which we approved of, tentatively.
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>>23230136
He taught us to feed and spitroasted a Mexican catgirl with us. Seems like a pretty bro dad to me.
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>>23230159
Hey Fem, couldn't we roll Mind from now on to avoid looking very stupid in front of our friends?
It's humiliating.
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>>23230186
yes I was worried my posting has been slow today
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>>23230210
Dont forget that he pretty much singlehandedly renovated the tower for us.
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>>23230210
>>23230210
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE MAX NEVER WANTS ANYONE TO BE RAPED/MINDBROKEN BREAKFAST WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE LALALALALALALA NOT LISTENING
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>>23230210
>>23230217
Just because he's on our side doesn't mean he's a good person.
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>>23230217
See, I didn't like that. It makes me uncomfortable with the whole nonconsent part.
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>>23230233
That too.
>>23230225
Mine has been oddly slow as well.
>>23230234
Max never said "Go mindbreak someone", but even IC we were only mildly put off by it.
>>23230244
This isn't a game of Good VS Evil, this is a game of Our side VS Everyone Else
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>>23230244
And "Good" takes a back seat to self interest in a setting like this.
Fortunately, self-interest right now involves a healthy dose of "Don't fucking piss anybody off that you don't have to", which is a fair approximation of ethics anyway.
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>>23230234
we sent him there and MindBreak was the lesser of two evils, way lesser
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>>23230233
And has been tutoring us and our friends.
>>23230234
There was few other options, stop bitching about having to do morally gray things, we are not a good guy, neither are we a bad guy, we are surviving in a kill or be killed situation.
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>>23230251
She was consenting then, at least.

And yeah, mindbreak is by no means my fetish and a bit of a boner killer for me, which is why I was glad to see her get restored to at least some degree.

And like others have said, this isn't the brightest story, so theres gonna be a lot of having to just roll with the punches and do our best to not become a complete asshole like the Dextras.
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>>23230290
How is erasing a person's personality to make them a fuckpuppet a lesser evil? It's death, with the additional bonus that if anyone that knew her or cared for her saw her as she is now, they would be repulsed and depressed at the parody of a human being they have become.

It's not a gray, it's a full on evil.
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>>23230338
it's lesser because now he has permanent food and doesn't need to kill more than one person
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>>23230294
How is "Okay, go grab a random student from the university to rape pops!" a choice that had to be made? He said he could have used another person and NOT broken them.
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>>23230338
>Opinions
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>>23230338
Agreed. Can we talk to dad about restoring Breakfast's mind a little more ir something?
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>>23230366
And leave behind someone to incite a hunt for a demon currently shacked up with us?
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>>23230382
>>23230338
Holy shit we already had this argument in the thread where that happened.
Shut up.
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>>23230382
>Breakfast's mind
no, we'd have to kill her then. she was a raging anti-demon fanatic, this was preemptive self defence
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You manage to pay attention to his lecture and pick up a few of the fundamentals on sorcery and conjuration while you're at it. In the second half of the class, Petrov goes around asking each student to introduce themselves, then asking them to show off a bit of magic to the class. Most of the students are inexperienced enough that they flub the spells they cast, and only a small few even bother to use foci when they cast. You consider that people might be intentionally trying to fuck up, then remember that the bottom and middle of the class are where most of the infighting is.

Sam teleports to the front and takes a bow. Lin uses a spare battery as a focus and punches a bolt of lightning across the room. Liz goes all-out and summons a large water elemental shaped like an eastern dragon; it soars around the room, breathing mist, before it dissolves into a thick, cold fog. Hera turns a pencil into solid lead. Pierre surprises you by using Sorcery to amplify the kinetic energy of an attack, reducing an apple to chunks and plant shrapnel with a flick.

The asshole summons a bird of smokeless fire and is introduced as Sanjay. Liz glares at him from her seat.

What do you do to show off?
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The fact that Dextra Domini gave up so fast probably means Breakfast wasn't even important probably.
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>>23230434
She was a fucking Christian teenage first-year.
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>>23230359
This.

>>23230338
And aside from that, I am not of the opinion that there is such a thing as a fate 'worse than death.' There is nothing worse than death, even losing the majority of your mind. Nothing.
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>>23230382
And have her hatred for demons potentially restored and become a danger to us? how about no.
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>>23230434
Yeah, just like Bush's Iraq War.
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>>23230443
We stay seated, and use enchantment to make them all think that we walked to the front of the class and introduce ourselves, then dispell it.
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>>23230443
Have a few of the students who failed to cast spells introduce us using Enchantment.
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>>23230443
Mental broadcasting. "Hey, I'm Max" into everyone's head.
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>>23230443
Ask Pierre if he wants to be a volunteer and then fuck with his head.
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>>23230461
SHE. IS. DEAD.

There is no such thing as whoever the fuck was her originally. In her body, is an entity whose only personal trait is craving cock.

She was a teenage girl.
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>>23230443
>What do you do to show off?

Our dick.
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>>23230480
Oh, this one sounds good. Our ring would work as a focus for something like this, right?
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>>23230480
yea I like it is that something it could do ?
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>>23230462
>>23230382
>>23230434
Its a moot point because that shit is fucking GONE. Not sealed away or covered up, but TORN THE FUCK OUT, HOLMES.

>>23230443
Use enchantment, whatever we do. Im pulling a blank right now.
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>>23230443
Let's flub something with Sorcery. There's no need to show anyone else what we can do, and displaying something showy might put a target on our backs.
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>>23230443
Use your vampire-imbued ring and create an illusion of a flock of morning doves turning into a unicorn, that explodes.. INTO FIRE!
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>>23230462
It'd be better than having her be a living flesh light.
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>>23230450
They killed three random innocents that most probably had nothing to do with her disappearence. Only as a way to say "you ain't messing with us, whoever you are"

Why does it rake three years until my posts go through?
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>>23230487
This sounds good.
Showy, but not too difficult.
>>23230489
This would be funny, but not as show-offy.
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>>23230491
She was a fanatic dextra member, she was dead the second she was declared to be going into that group.
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>>23230480
I like this one.
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>>23230491
She apparently remembers enough of her old life to be seriously traumatized by thinking that we raped Liz. She's a severely brain-damaged version of herself. That doesn't mean she's dead.
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>>23230480
Sounds tough, but a good idea. Use our Foci.
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>>23230509
>You consider that people might be intentionally trying to fuck up, then remember that the bottom and middle of the class are where most of the infighting is.
Word of god says bad idea.
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>>23230509
We don't want to be seen as weak. The bottom is where all the fighting is.
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Influence Sanjay to drop his pants
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>>23230519
The ring only provides a bonus to mental assaults.
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>>23230480
lets not mentally attack a teacher
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>>23230525
The mental communication would also tell us who is capable of actively blocking us. It's a good strategic thing.
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>>23230535
Or she was scared by Liz suddenly screaming and fighting. It's the equivalent of suddenly screaming at a dog that you've only ever been kind to; she didn''t know what the fuck was going on.
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>>23230507
The original point is that Dad is not a good guy, and we're doing our best to ape him.
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>>23230480
>>23230487
If we could pull off both of these itd be great. We'd look like we've mastered both enchantment and conjuration
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To show off, we use the ring to do something. What is it for again...?

>>23230491
>only personal trait is craving cock.
>a teenage girl.
So everything is in order then
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>>23230562
A weak outbound "I'm Maximilian Power. Nice to meet you." pulsed out to everybody in the room. For the sake of formality, go to the front of the room. Look for who can block our broadcast and take note of them.
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>>23230480
I'm worried we might not be able to pull that off for so many people at once.

Might as well try though.
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>>23230487
+1 good idea changing my vote
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>>23230562
Does sending a message into everyone's head count as a mental assault?
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>>23230443
lets just make some illusions
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>>23230571
He's been as good as the situation has allowed.
>>23230491
Again
>Opinions
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>>23230597
Our ring doesn't give us a bonus to illusions.
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>>23230562
Have the unicorn violate the female students.
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>>23230589
Mental Assault probably covers anything and everything involving involuntary mental messages and suggestions.
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>>23230443

Making everyone start trippin' out sounds fun.
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>>23230529
You must save a lot on razors with that edge you got there.

That's just fucked in the head. Are you the same racist that was upthread ranting about muslims?
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>>23230443
Let's see if we can hypnotize as many people as possible into wanting our cock. See if we can get half the class drooling.
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>>23230480
this
>>23230487
and this

quickly before our turn make a stick figure of us spit on it and fold it into a paper man to use as a foci
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>>23230443

>Be primarily good at not-so-visible stuff and mental attacks

>Be asked to show off

FUCK


Uhhhhhh. Try and transmute something visually impressive I guess? Complex mechanical parts or some shit?
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>>23230589
Mental assaults are things that cause damage to people's Mind stat.
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>>23230443
Use our vampire ring-foci to caste a mass illusion.

The world crumbles away into an empty void. Then fireworks. Explosions and bright flashes. Fill the void with dancing colours.

Make it as bright and flashy as possible. Shock and awe!
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>>23230509
That's not how it works. The competition happens in the middle and on the bottom. Those guys should be afraid to sleep at night. We should show off.
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If you're near the top, your graduation into the next year is assured.

If you're near the bottom, or right at the cut-off point, you're more likely to claw your way into the graduating class over other peoples corpses.
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>>23230562
Is going into somebody's head and making them see things that aren't there not a mental assault?
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>>23230580
Let's just throw some misogyny into this shit show...
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We should see if we can make the asshole kid say something. "And this is Max, Queen of the cool kids"

If he's gonna be our rival, better get started.
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>>23230616
Actually no, I was against even saying anything, The only suggestions I make are those that are most advantageous to us and those we have selected to be our allies.
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>>23230629
Exactly. We need to devote all of our time working on our stats so that staying on top comes naturally to us, as well as our allies. This minimizes our opponents and increases our longevity exponentially.
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>>23230620
illusions yea I like it also good foci idea
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>>23230608
so? why show our hand? it's not like we're trying out for the archmagi
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>>23230633
It protects against mental assaults, not provides bonuses towards us assaulting others.
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>>23230616
Why does this quest attract so many assholes?
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>>23230623
Would seizing control of a permissions perceptions count as a mental assault? It is hijacking a portion of their mind.
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>>23230655
We're trying out for the unofficial group of people not to be fucked with.
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>>23230659
Blantant. Fetish. Quest.

how could it not?
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>>23230659
Because it's one of the few where choices have consequences that aren't pre-scripted, and people are taking that as permission to ride their moral high-horse or dark-horse around the entire circuit lambasting all that goes against their code of honor.
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>>23230664
The ring only provides a bonus to dealing damage to mind stats. Foci are specialized, especially ones that don't burn out.
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>>23230443
Sanjay? So, he's dot indian then?
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>>23230700
Seems like it. Thank god, that's a far less inflammatory quality than what FemCOCK could have picked.
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Our ring only helps with mental attacks, which is damage to people's Mind stat. This literally means it won't help for anything other than hurting someone's SAN, basically. Illusions and shit don't count because we aren't directly hurting their brains, know what I mean?

I'm voting for using Enchantment to do >>23230643
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>>23230694
Hey, I want rape whenever possible. It's my fetish.
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>>23230655
No, but we're trying to survive, and appearing strong minimizes competition.

Think of it this way, if you look like you're really strong, the only other people that would think to bother with you are people near you in terms of strength, but that's a non-issue at this point simply because of the amount of others. If you look weak, suddenly a lot more people will target you thinking that they can get an easy spot into the next circle.
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>>23230707
Well, no, now we know we have a rape competitor. India has been having quite a few rape related problems recently.

uhh, also, they like cows?
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>>23230443
Give everyone a mind-aching screech, using the ring as a focus. It should count as a mental assault, and anyone able to with-stand the light pain from it should be noted, and if we are powerful enough to overcome certain weaker wards, that will instill some fear.
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>>23230642
>mysogyny
Wait, how was that silly joke hateful towards women?
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>>23230443
Mind Magic, Say Hi, I'm Max Powers in all their heads at once? Can we do it?
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>>23230643
I agree, but maybe multiple failures instead of Sanjay.
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>>23230744
We can sure as hell try.
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>>23230732
Yeah, except we let Sanjay bitch slap us, so everybody will rally around him.
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>>23230732
the problem is we can't show off our best stuff without actually attacking someone with is frowned apon
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>>23230744
>>23230750
Les do it!
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>>23230744
this
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>>23230742
"All teenage girls can think of is cock cock cock," sure represents women well. Aside from that, it's ignorant. There's an entire SCALE of sexuality that has nothing to do with penis for fuck's sakes.
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Looks like its mental introduction time!
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>>23230744
>>23230750
mfw we stuff up the rolls and lobotomize everyone
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>>23230741
I like mind magic idea, but lets not make INSTANT enemies by pissing the whole class off.
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>>23230744
A lot of other students flubbed their magic, so at worst, we look like an average student. At best we look anywhere from impressive to somewhere in the top five.
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>>23230744
This will be awesome, let's do it.
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>>23230780
That would mean a natural 100.. so powerful, heads explode.
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>>23230780
Or we can't penetrate their weak mental shells, the attack bounces back., and we lobotomize ourselves.
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>>23230655
Because if we seem weak, then we will be a target for opportunists at the bottom of the pecking order
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You decide to use Enchantment to do some kind of impressive illusionary introduction for yourself. You start focusing and reaching out with energy. You hope you don't fuck this up.

Roll Enchantment. I'll take the first two rolls.
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>>23230750
I support it. It's non-confrontational, plays to our strengths, and advertises the fact that we WILL get inside your head and reduce your brain to the consistency of oatmeal if you fuck with us.
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>>23230657
No, it provides a bonus to us doing damage to other people's mind stats.
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>>23230744
>>23230750
>>23230767
>>23230774
>>23230789
>>23230790


"Let's do the least showy option and look like newby enchanters."

Boring quest/10
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>>23230800
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>>23230744
This looks good.
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Rolled 94

>>23230800
Oh, wait, shit. Two rolls?
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>>23230800
Rollan for not-totally-beefing-it.
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Rolled 77

>>23230800
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>>23230799
we couldn't seem weaker than all the people that failed to cast anything
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>>23230800
LADIES
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Rolled 89

>>23230816
SHIT YEA

So glad I held off rolling.
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>>23230800
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, we're doing the mental introduction.
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Rolled 68

>>23230816
THANK THE LORD I CAN ROLL.
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>>23230816
Bingo. We Mentok the Mindtaker now.
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>>23230816
Oh thank god.
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>>23230816
yessss
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>>23230828
I guess it goes under Conjuration instead of Mind. We goofed.
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>>23230816
Mmmm. Tasty mindfuckery.
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>>23230828
Eh, illusion had a moderate consensus before the shitfit broke out and maybe femCOCK didnt notice the mind greeting consensus later on. It worked out alright, at least.
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>>23230775
I might as well say that all teenage guys only think about pussy. Why going butthurt over such generalizations if both of us knows they are only meant as a joke?
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>>23230857
In any case, if he's rolling with it, this just means we've affirmed capability in Conjuration/Illusion. It's a winner, regardless.
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>>23230828
A mental introduction is Enchantment.

>>23230848
Conjuration doesn't have even a single point in it yet.
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>>23230809
Well if we look really new then we can get a bunch of weak people to attack us but how is that boring? Killing the roaches is boring how?
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>>23230862
It's lazy generalizations like that that reinforce stereotypes. I would reject your statement as well, since that also leaves out a spectrum of sexuality that goes with those that are gendered as boys.
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>>23230857
Maybe we can at least agree on the illusion? I say suddenly making people thing their school supplies have turned into scorpions would be fun.
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>>23230893
Either way it was a joke and you're being stupidly anal about it.
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>>23230915
Make them all think their necks have been snapped.
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>>23230916
He is doing the tumblr thing to make you fall for his master rusemanning. Look at his word choice.
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Please stop arguing about gender roles and religious stigma. You're making Liz sad.

Don't make Liz sad.

I admit this is how I visualize Max and Liz.
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>>23230885
Yes, killing mooks is boring. Welcome to every RPG ever.
We should have set our sights on Sanjay.

Make him say something nice and courteous. Make him know, if he messes with us, we'll change his attitude. Literally. To be a nicer person.
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>>23230893
BEEP BEEP TUMBLR ALERT THIS IS NOW A NO FUN ALLOWED ZONE PREPARE TO SUBMIT TO MANDATORY PRIVILEGE CHECKS
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>>23230915
Shouldn't it be obvious. The teacher is made of spiders!
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>>23230880

Enchantment is not the answer. Enchantment is the question.
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>>23230925
I don't always laugh out loud, but...
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>>23230925
Have our illusory self walk to the front of class and introduce herself, then she snaps her own neck and the illusion breaks.
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>>23230932
The teacher is a giant scorpion.
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>>23230932
I was thinking that everyone should think they'r naked.
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>>23230931
>>23230916
Oh great, being polite is now considered "PCtumblrfaggotryhurrr." God forbid you have a moment where you think about the feelings of others.
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>>23230929
Everybody has to start out somewhere, killing anyone is fun as afar as I'm concerned
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>>23230938
The perfect jump scare. Bloody god damn brilliant. I usually hate neck snapping, but regardless of its stigma in this thread, this is just funny.
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>>23230938
That would make Liz freak out a little. No need to make our relationship even more obvious.

Turn everyone's underwear into illusory snakes.
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Look guys, if we pulled off the fancy introduction lets just take it and be happy.
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>>23230938
I'll second this
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>>23230938
I'm backing this one.
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>>23230933
Is the answer yes?
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>>23230938
Yessssss
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>>23230974
It will make everyone freak out a little. We can always cover her mouth before it happens just to be safe.
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>>23230957
>being polite
>to vague groups of theoretical people

That's tumblrfaggotry. Politeness is for individuals
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Rolled 3

.... I'm gonna say no to the neck snapping.
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>>23230962
Seriously, shit is dragging the fuck along. The closest thing to interesting was Petrov showing up, but we didn't even pursue that at all in favor of sitting around debating what magic trick we should use for the show n tell. We need to have something INTERESTING happen.
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>>23230938
This sounds funny.
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>>23230938
This is a poor plan and it'll likely betray our relations with others, just go with the introduction.
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>>23230983
The answer is Enchantment.
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>>23230983
No, the answer is "Enchantment."

I'm sorry, but you're already dead.
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>>23230938
YESSSSSSSSSS.
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>>23230816
Late on my two cents, but I was thinking a simple "Hello, Archmage Pyotr" in his head.
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>>23230995
You've never been to college or university have you?
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>>23230957
I'm sorry, where the fuck do you think we are?
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>>23230938
This would be hilarious.
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>>23230995
Be careful what you wish for.
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>>23230995
We can always, you know, talk to him after class. Instead of making ourselves a target of intrigue and draw unnecessary attention to ourselves.
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>>23230938
It'd be better if something other than just disappearing after the neck snap happened. Like the body turns into spiders.
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>>23230995
I figured we were gonna do that AFTER class.

And we would have more interesting shit happen per thread if people didnt waste so many posts on tumblrfaggotry and /pol/shit.
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>>23231015
Wow, what the fuck is that? Where does my education even begin to become relevant in this conversation?
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>>23230957
>God forbid you have a moment where you think about the feelings of others.

Speaking of this, we need to have a talk with Lin when we have a chance.

She kind of didn't like the domination thing liz and us forced on her(her specific words were something like 'I don't swing towards being a sub full time' - and its possibly driving her away/to our dad.

We should apologize for going too far, and let er know it won't happen again if she doesn't want it to
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>>23231026
Or we turn into two midget versions of Petrov that start wanking
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>>23231029
femcock is a slow typer, that's all.
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>>23231026
I dont know, if you have the illusion end right when the neck snaps, then everyone is still questioning reality as your corpse disappears rather than realizing its all a trick as something utterly impossible happens.

You dont need two punchlines, you know.
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>>23231035
I believe he was pointing out that this class is pretty on par for a university class.
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>>23230816
You remain seated, but make the illusion of yourself walk into the room. Out into their minds echoes your voice booming, "I AM MAX POWER," after which your illusion snaps its own neck and dissolves into sparks, coalescing back into you in your seat, where you never moved. About half of the class gasps, ooh, or looks startled by the whole event. The other half must have thrown the illusion off. When you finish you wave your hands around a little and say, "Tada!"

Suddenly most of the class is looking at you like you're one of the powerful students, one of the ones not to be fucked with. Liz gives your hand a squeeze under the table and smiles at you. "Good job," she mouths.

The rest of the class continues like that until everyone's introduced.

"Well, that's everyone," says Petrov in the front. "Be back here tomorrow at the same time; try actually reading your books too, so you don't mess up your spells again. Class dismissed. Oh, and Miss Power? I would like to see you after class."

And that's where we're ending it for tonight.
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>>23230995
>>23230962
If you don't have the patience to play a quest, don't play a quest.
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>>23231035
Because in these university settings and classes, having outbursts and directly conversing with the teacher in the middle of class is considered fucking embarrassing and incredibly rude.
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>>23231037
Orrrrr we could make the Breakfast Club!

I'm sorry, I've been holding that for the longest time.

But seriously, we could just edit her a bit.
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>>23231056
Awww shiiiiit
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>>23231037
It was pretty clear she enjoyed it, that was her response to us asking if she wanted be be our exclusive subby
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>>23231035
Because the opening week of collage is boring as fuck. Well, not counting the idiots who get themselves arrested for drug use on the first day of class.
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>>23230938
I wholeheartedly agree with this fine sir.
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>>23231056
>And that's where we're ending it for tonight.

Good night.
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>>23231037
I don't think we want too far, she seemed pretty okay with it in the morning. No sub fulltime means sub part time.
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>>23231056
DAMN YOU AND YOUR CLIFFHANGER
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>>23231037
>'I don't swing towards being a sub full time'
That was Lin, not Liz. Liz explicitly said she loves being told what to do.
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>>23231035
I think you've made it pretty obvious either way.
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>>23231097
Fuck off, asshole. You don't know my life.
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This thread is now archived. Expect a new one around 12:00 tomorrow.
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>>23231094
Belay that, I just read the post wrong. Either way, we have a pretty casual relationship with. I doubt she is gonna ditch us out of sheer pragmatism and the benefits of hanging out in a tower guarded by an incredibly devoted fifth circle demon that potentially needs no sleep, though.
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>mfw I realize our dad is called Dimitry Power
>another mfw Petrov recognizes the name and wants to talk to us about Dimitry
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>>23231056
............BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAH.............bahahahahahah
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>>23231066
>Orrrrr we could make the Breakfast Club!

Oh jesus fuck, I didn't expect my own joke to come back around and bite me like that.

Way to take my joke and make it your own!
Nice pun dude.
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>>23231056
Good night FemCOCK
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>>23231056
I had a FEELING that's where you'd end it. Dammit.

Question, FemCOCK, is there some kind of dress code for the school, or is it just to wear whatever you feel is appropriate?
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>>23231035
You didn't get what he was trying to say at all.
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>>23231056
>Oh, and Miss Power? I would like to see you after class.
It begins.
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>>23231124
You're not paranoid enough.
He deliberately led us to our father is my bet.
There are no co-incidences in Scholomance.
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>>23231124
Since our dad didn't marry our mom or stay around to claim us, it's most likely her name.
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>>23231138
I'm dead serious in that I cannot decide whether or not we're in trouble or we may have just gotten an incredible asset, or the chance to have one.
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>>23231124
I think Power is our mothers name.
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>>23231130
I hadn't decided. Probably the latter. If not, then a dress code with sufficient flexibility for individual fashion choices within it.
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DON'T.
TRUST.
PETROV.

He locked our Dad up to starve. He'll do worse to us.
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>>23231158
Ah. Okay. I was wondering if we were all gonna be issued robes or something. That's cool, then.

>>23231124
Pretty sure dad only has his assumed name and true name, with no last name.
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>>23231158
Considering what we've seen of the school so far, it doesn't seem much like it'd have a uniform of any kind.
>>23231170
He could have killed us at any point. Same as to our father. Of course we're not going to trust him, but we have no reason to expect him to up and kill us.
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>>23231158
so well how do I put this with lotus body amps we don't need clothing could we just go around naked? like the cock of the walk?


>>23231170
he seams like a pretty cool dude and was dads bro I am sure we can get along also he is the teacher so we better suck up

also !FemCOCK thanks for the neck snap it made my day <3
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>>23231190
He'll do it after we've outlasted our usefulness. You think he'd let a valuable asset like us die before we could do anything?
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>>23231210
>naked
No, not naked, but gloriously shirtless, or at least with only a small piece of cloth to cover the middle third of our breasts. Tribal and arcane tats down to the elbows, up tot he neck, down and fanned out on the shoulder blades, and then tapering off into a tail all the way down to about an inch above our waistline.

All black.
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>>23231147
I'm not sure he led us to our father.
But he might have a hand in our enrollment and want us to free our father - he just doesn't know we already did that.

Thought I suppose after the disapearrance of Miss Dextra, he knows about it.

>>23231152
I think he doesn't want to obstruct our life much, and I'm sure he doesn't want us to suffer or die.
But I am also pretty sure that he wants to manipulate us for archmagi games.

By the way, I just thought of something amusing. Our display of power puts us among the top students. What if he's just calling us to scout how we'd do for the archmagi society ?
What if we are actually chosen as a recruit instead of that saiyan guy or Liz ?
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>>23231243
and a banana hammock?
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>>23231257
Underneath some bitchin' monk or capoeira baggy cloth pants, yes.
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I like to think we'd eventually go full monk
>pic related, except that right arm, i don't even know what the fuck is up with that.
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>>23231170
Who's trusting him ?

What he says is probably lies. What he does is probably a front for something else. We know that.
But we have to play along because ignoring him is more dangerous.
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>>23230992
It telegraphs our relationships and is a TERRIBAD idea.

At least we need to let her know silently that we have a plan that involves our illusory death, but it's STILL a terribad idea.
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>>23231056
>You remain seated, but make the illusion of yourself walk into the room. Out into their minds echoes your voice booming, "I AM MAX POWER," after which your illusion snaps its own neck and dissolves into sparks, coalescing back into you in your seat, where you never moved. About half of the class gasps, ooh, or looks startled by the whole event. The other half must have thrown the illusion off. When you finish you wave your hands around a little and say, "Tada!"
>I AM MAX POWER
Dear lord, this sounds like some sort of pro wrestling stage name and stage entrance and it is the best thing
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>>23231310
It worked out fine. She's more mentally sound than us, magically, and saw it for what it was.
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>>23231271
All of the anatomy in that picture makes me cringe
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>>23231310
Ah.

Shouldn't do this while I'm working. Noted.
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>>23231338
give me a boner
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>>23231368
No, get it yourself.
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>>23231338
I was more posting it for the clothing and the tattoos, that arm and spine are pretty awful, but I like giant hips.
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>>23231056
>About half of the class gasps, ooh, or looks startled by the whole event. The other half must have thrown the illusion off.
>Suddenly most of the class is looking at you like you're one of the powerful students

Does that mean half of them didn't see anything, or that they saw and recognized the illusion ?
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>>23231170
He did what he had to to get to the top. Now he's on the top. No reason to distrust him just for what he did to Dad. In fact, it's implied that he nudged us into finding Dad, so he's definitely not a complete asshole.
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>>23231368
Sorry friend, but in this economy I dont have a boner to spare. Grandpappy still talks o the days when they used to haul in fresh boners from the White Seas by the boatload, but that just aint the way the world works anymore...
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>>23231387
Yeah the clothes and tattoo are pretty cool.
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>>23231271
OH GOD HER SPINE
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>>23231417
Some combination of the two. I'd assume that there are few people who DIDN'T see ANYTHING, but that quite a few saw it and disbelieved it.

But still, that was us being silly, and we caught half the class with it. People are now imagining what we could do if we were determined to cause harm.
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>>23231422
He could have freed dad ten years ago. He's an incomplete asshole.

>He did what he had to to get to the top. Now he's on the top.
Now he'll do what he has to do to achieve whatever whim and fancies and dark ambitions he has.
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>>23231422
We must wait and see with an open mind and careful gaze upon his actions. At this point, fifteen years after that whole fiasco of theirs, things may have changed. Maybe they didn't. We have reasons to distrust him, but not really any reasons to retaliate for what happened to our dad. Well, practically speaking, both in our capability and in what it would gain us. We have a couple good moral reasons for it, but uh, morals aren't a good compass in this place.
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>>23231152
>>23231503
He could have also killed him, or made it so he could never be found, but he didn't.
I even have a feeling he led us to him.
Not to say we shouldn't be totally suspicious, but he's not a threat.
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>>23231476
>Half of the class seriously believed it
It didn't hit me until now just how serious that is. We convinced almost thirty people that we seriously wrenched our own head out of position with glee in our hearts. They must think we're fucking insane and devoid of value for life.

Regardless of if it's true, FUCKING GOOD. Scare the peons away. Let us focus on our real enemies.
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>>23231540
On the other hand, anyone who goes after us will be loaded for bear.
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>>23231584
They will be loaded for bear, but discover dragon.
We kung-fu wizard their ass.
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>>23231584
>>23231584
We're always going to have enemies in this place, but now we'll have far less enemies to deal with. The people who will be coming loaded for bear, as you put it, will be far less in number than the many middle-of-the-road mages that are looking for an easy target to put them and theirs ahead in the race.
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>>23231626
I'm not saying this is a bad thing; you're right. I'm just cautioning that we've just guaranteed that anyone who comes gunning for us (including Dextra) will be very much prepared.
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>>23231607
>but discover dragon.
Yes.
The dreaded trouser dragon.
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>>23231654
On the other hand, they're prepared for an illusionist and someone specialized at mind magic where we're really a melee specialist. Or at least we're aiming to be.
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>>23231686
The dragon which will devour their lives, but leave them living, to make them naught but his thralls for all eternity, seeking pleasure through their corruption.
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>>23231694
We should totally use Illusion magic as a front to cover up that we're melee and physical attack specialists. The Illusion magic was the actual illusion!

Ha.
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>>23231749
That would be quite ironic indeed.
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>>23231772
I fear I don't have that Sicilian guy's mug to post with it. I am ashamed.
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>>23231686
>>23231731
I was gonna say, for a "dreaded dragon" Liz sure seems fond of it.
>>23231749
You dawg, I heard you liked illusions.
>>23231540
And that doesn't even count the number of people who saw it and said "no way". If we made it something believable, like an illusory attack, I bet fewer people would "call bullshit" simply because they can't AFFORD to.
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>>23231749
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>>23231694
Seems like we're ending up good at both. Versatility is a plus. Especially with how the magic system works, we can't really spam magic at all, we're going to have to diversify.
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>>23231808
>throw illusory fireball
>enemy discovers it was a fake
>throw a real fireball
>enemy doesn't dodge it
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>>23231870
>Throw illusionary fireball
>Activates a shit ton of pain receptors
>Die from shock anyways.
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>>23231870
>throw illusory fireball
>it was really a grenade
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>>23231788
You mean Vizzini? I think I might have him around somewhere. Though the Dread Pirate Roberts would be more appropriate here, what with his immunity to Iocaine powder.
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>>23231808
displacer beast time
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>>23231870
>Throw illusory fireball
>Second sends them into mental hell akin to Tsukuyomi
>While they're burning out from that anyone trying to help him gets beaten to a bloody pulp

Gotta make them fear us from multiple directions.
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>>23231870
>>23231902
>>23231905
True deception is when it becomes impossible to tell truth from falsehood.
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>>23231998
invisible bear traps
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Stuff we have going for us:
- L&L (they may be just first years like us, but three people can cover a lot more magic than one can)
- Dad (Should be a huge benefit almost all around, well worth any risk of him being found out)
- Well equipped (sanctum, guns, the ring we made etc)
- Some reputation due to our illusory introduction
- Somewhat in the librarian's favor due to gift of dryad seed?
- Incubus drain ability

Stuff we have against us:
- Dextra faggots

Unknowns:
- Petrov

I miss anything important?
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>>23232029
Nemesis would love to capture us and bind us towards their ends.
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>>23232071
>Nemesis would love to capture us and bind us towards their ends.
can they? I mean we're only half demon.
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>>23232087
Even a human can get mind-fucked, as Breakfast will suffice to show.
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>>23232029
Don't forget to include Sam and Hera in that list. They're probably best put in the Unknowns list, though more than likely they'll be full allies with a little bit of effort.

>>23232087
I would operate under teh assumption that they can.
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We need to learn what the Pierre kid can do, with our maxed out body stat we can fuck anything up. Also we need to start warding our sanctum. That includes teleportation. Also make sure we have mind and alchemy blocks up so no one knows what exactly we are and what we are thinking.
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>>23232164
Our sanctum already has wards.
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>>23232192
that we should probably inspect and double up on, seeing as Petrov was likely involved in their making
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>>23232192
Ideally, we should add wards that Archmage Petrov doesn't know inside and out in the nearish future.
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>>23232152
>Even a human can get mind-fucked, as Breakfast will suffice to show.
that's not the same thing, but it's close enough
>>23232164
>We need to learn what the Pierre kid can do
odds are that was an application of sorcery to boost his kinetic energy.
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>>23232164
We're working on maxed out body, we don't have it yet though. When we have the chance we should keep upping it, although getting more magic is probably higher priority.
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>>23232205
>>23232217
The only thing that we know about wards is what we learned off the ones that we are currently using, crafting new wards would simply make ones that Petrov could get through easier, and adding onto the wards would take more power.
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>>23232221
I assume that had dad cared to, he could have carefully rewired her instead of just smashing her mind apart.
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>>23232250
I didn't say immediately, and adding a quirk one does not expect can make crucial seconds' worth of difference.
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>>23232269
Yes but I think we should work on improving our muscle wizard skills first, which means we need to start upping alchemy and sorcery, Petrov isn't going to be an immediate enemy, he's a professor, the only time he should be a danger to us is if we're doing something stupid.
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>>23232316
Either way we'll at least get a chance to have a read on him next thread.
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>>23232262
nope smash to quiet her rape and move he was on E and could have been killed he did the best he could
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>>23232316
That third box of Enchantment is awfully tempting though. Throwing 4 dice for mind rape would be pretty cool.
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>>23232445
enchantment is essential to Lotus style magic as well, as long as we continue training with them we'll be good.
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>>23232445
Though we can already fool half our class into believing something completely absurd with what we've got. Building up other skills improves our repertoire and reinforces the view that we're high-tier material rather than remaining a one-trick pony.

Though our trick IS pretty fucking cool.
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>>23232542
It probably won't be greatly hard to get to 3 boxes, given that we have dad to teach us. Diversification is a good thing, just thinking it might be good to have one area reasonably strong before we start branching out too much.



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