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Alright /tg/ let's make a Fantasy world out of 4chan.

Troll Infested Swamps of Bee
Black Deserts of Ecks
The Sleeping Wise Men of Teegee
Empire of Paal
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Meanwhile in the Animal kingdom
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>>23395987
>The Butter Golems of Teegee
Don't kid yourself.
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>>23395987
War /v/alley
Pleasure /d/epths
Hard /h/eights
Unlawful /r/avines
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>>23395987
>The Sleeping Wise Men of Teegee
Except they reside in a tomb made entirely out of hardened semen. Digging through it all reveals a sexualized statue of Mat Ward.
Which is in turn made of bees.
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I'd actually imagine /x/ to be mostly covered by abandoned buildings and deep, dark forests.
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>>23396133
>a sexualized statue of Mat Ward.

I still can't understand: first you hate him guts, then you are all OMG TAKE MY ANAL VIRGINITY WAAAARD!

Do this board have DID or what?
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>>23396135
It's commentary on how /x/ has become a barren wasteland of b/tards
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>>23396163
People hate his fluff but love his crunch, simple as that.
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>>23396163
The Statue isn't actually of anything. It's just a massive glomp of stone and semen making no discernible shape. A cult has formed around it, though it has no leaders or any sort of organization. This is due to the Statue appearing as a different thing to everyone and causing them to defend that idea violently.

The Witch-Men of Dee have slowly been turning these men to horrific sexual conquests.

They are called the Sleeping Men since they never wake from the illusion of the statue.
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>>23396249
I am now imagining a field of small human-sized(and human shaped) white hills, completely covered with white ooze.
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>>23396296
This is the most terrifying fantasy world.
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>>23396249
>the Statue is encrusted with globs of semen
>it menaces with spikes made of animal penises
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>>23396114
The Valley of Unending War used to be the Empire of Vee. Though they weren't the best at technology, but worshiped it. They always sought out the newest devices to add to their empire. That is until the Troll-King of Bee found them. In moments they were in unending arguments, in days it was unending war. A strong warrior may find work there, but he will never leave.
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>>23396376
We Slaanesh now.
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>>23396296
samefagging
The Witch-Men feed the Sleeping Men their dreams of lust and perversion, slowly warping their flesh, minds and souls to their taste. Those who were quite corrupted themselves before the Great Slumber join the Witch-Men.
Any attempts to save these poor souls, ends up in the helper getting trapped themselves.
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The republic of Cee-Geel are renounced for their exceptional armourcrafting skills, however they are mired in political schisms and infighting.
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>>23396135
The Land of Ecks was home to sages of bizarre rituals and unspeakable tomes. They protected and learned these secrets to become closer to "The Moot That Surrounds Us".

Years went by, peaceful years filled with students learning new magics from them and sharing secrets. Then nothing. It was been a generation since the last Sage spoke to Man. Now the Land of Ecks is quiet, in its forests and its homes.
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Legend has it that all information ever regarded by man can be found in the vast repositories and libraries of Roos...
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>>23396466
>>23396462
The Republic of Cee-Gee lives dangerously close to the Sleeping Men. Disturbing crimes are common place, too common for some.
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>>23396503

However, the library was burned by rampaging hordes beholden to Khan Ciessen Dessist. Now it is ravaged, desperate scribes struggling to preserve a few traces of its past glory.
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>>23396474
Ecks is constantly haunted by ghosts. Some from Bee, others from Dee. Many Ecksites are getting hopeless in this unending assault, often migrating to other boardlands.
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>>23396503
The Library of Roos is said to be guarded by Fire Golems carved of congealed demons blood. These are not to protect the Library, but to protect the world from its horrors. The Tomes inside have long been corrupted by demons and devils. If you open the wrong one your soul may vanish.
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The city-state of Kay is entirely populated by heavily-armed citizen-militia. However, they are not an aggressive nation, preferring instead to remain insular.
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>>23396541
>>23396550
Which of these sounds better?

I'm voting for ravaged.
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>>23396564

Combine. It was ravaged and tainted with demonic power. Then the scribes commissioned a few fire golems to guard the library's remains and to keep the tomes secure.
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>>23396559
They live close to the old land of Vee. Their prowess in combat is the only thing keeping Vee from invading. They have helped the survivors of the Unending War found a new smaller Empire though. They're former glory may never be reached, but the Empire of Vee-Gee tries.
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The Veepee dynasty are a sect banished from the empire of vee and have taken to training the monsters found in the region to survive and for companionship.
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>>23396581
Sounds good.
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>>23396605
They are a small clan, but take no help. They pride themselves on never needing Kay's protecting to found their nation.
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In the great mountain range of Ar'neinkay, an order of celibate monks dwell, seeking to shore up their stamina and use the resulting energy to control the forces of nature as powerful wizards. The order is highly suspicious outsiders and the common folk, nursing a burning resentment for the world which has rejected them. The order is composed largely of outcasts and pariahs from their respective cultures. A monk is considered to have come of age as a wizard at 30.
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>>23396599
Vee-Gee and Tee-Gee have trade routes, though seldom. The Grand States of Ca-O also has trade routes between the them, though they are prideful in their knowledge they still give it for a price.
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>>23396559
Except for their occasional attempts to take over small countries.

Their armies march wielding rifles as old as their grandfathers, their converted Toyotas are the scourge of land and skies alike, and their generals are chosen from the ranks of the insane. Insane enough to load their cheap but sturdy weapons with barb wire, and replicas of dragon genitalia.
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>>23396650
Fantastic.

Due to no part of their own, they have come into trouble against the Board Gods of Perversion. The war is silent and barely existent, but the Board Gods tend to try and stop anyone questing to reach the monks.
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>>23396696

Kay mercenary warlords are the subject of many folk tales and legends. Some of them true.
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In the land of Poli-En-Krekt, a clandestine group of warmongers headed by Panthers, Nazis, and White-Robed Wizards peddle the illusion of hook-nosed, dwarven shadowmasters whose original mission of spreading prosperity has been twisted to portray the dwarves as greedy shadowmasters.

When a brave citizen comes close to uncovering the truth of the dwarves and the warmongers, the warmongers deploy enchanted, viril slaves to start swordplay and lance polishing debates.
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Pohl is the land of endless echoes. It is easy to get lost in that wretched place and it is even easier to go insane from those voices. Areas shift and change depending on the frequencies of echoes in these, so what was once the entrance to Tee-Gee, becomes an exit to the Lands of the /d/amned. Though generally rare, sometimes you can find someone else there. Even rarer is finding a city. Don't get too hopeful though, because chances of the people you find there being sane are low.
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It is a custom of this realm to conceal one's identity. Only the few brave or stupid dare to take off their masks in public, and most of them are reviled merely for that act. Still, a handful achieve renown among the faceless ones, but it is one that needs to be fought for tooth and nail.
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>>23396808

A slight modification: Everyone wears identical masks. Some take it upon themselves to customize their masks, maybe paint it or change the facial features. They are usually reviled, but some achieve renown.

If one takes off their mask entirely, and reveals their face, they are killed on the spot, for that is the gravest transgression of all in the Four Channels.
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Legends speak of a distant land where no sane man would dare enter. For it is populated by friendly and colourful creatures, and horrors beyond any imagination.

Few mortals who ventured into this realm have managed to retain their sanity. The others became gibbering abominations, utterly obsessed by the creatures who inhabit this land, chanting heretical litanies that too often revolve around what could be considered xenophilia - if not beastiality.

Pay attention to this tale, young adventurers. For only the ones with a strong mind can walk into the lands of Em'el-Pe and emerge unscathed.
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The great Interlopers are a group of philosophers and bards from all the corners of the world. Each day they make assembles and performances where they mock and debate each other and all the nations of the world.
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/trv/ - The small city-state of Trahve plays host to adventurers from numerous cultures of the world. Although it is far from a bustling city, dwarfed by the other capitals of the world, they excel in the sharing of knowledge and regaling others with tales of their adventures. These adventurers are not always reputable characters, some seeking adventure merely as a means to carnal gratification.

/jp/ - Jai'Pii is a small island kingdom inhabited by a reclusive, pale fleshed race of men. They worship diminutive female idols and spirits of nature. All of them have studied the liturgical language of Moon Runes but none have achieved mastery in it since the ancient days. Hostile of outsiders, they tend to mock those who reveal their lack of understanding of local customs.

/fit/ - The United Kingdoms of Fitnesse and Helth are populated by a rigidly organised warrior caste, who seek physical perfection by means of ritualised exercises. Much like the ancient Spartans, those who fail to lift in satisfactory amounts are outcast and left to perish in the wilderness. A cult of worship has sprung up around their long deceased ruler, Emperor Zizz. In attempting to achieve physical perfection he turned to dark magical arts and was at last swallowed by dark magical portal. Some believe that he will return from the other world one day and bring with him secret knowledge which will grant physical perfection and immortality to his followers.
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Recently, a new movement emerged in the realm of Cou, and though at first innocuous, it spread like a contagious disease(some speculate that is its true nature)through all the lands. Even the hardened denizens of Bee were were stupefied in shock and disgust at this new cult, and soon all-out civil warfare that engulfed much of the known world broke out. The almost universally reviled adherents of the new faith proved to be resilient, though some emigrated beyond the known realms. The ones too stubborn to leave finally were dealt with by the highest of powers, though not by merciless eradication - instead, a ghetto called Em El Pee, and strictest of containment procedures were enforced for the practitioning of the new belief.
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>>23396921
There's a myth that the only thing that can awake the Sleeping People is some created or worshipped by an Em'el-Peian. Those who attempt this usually succeed. Also, those who attempt this are usually torn to pieces by the Awoken One.
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After the Confederation of Hannimë-Mangho exiled them for their fanatical devotion to the pagan gods of Toohoe, which led them to invade other provinces of the Confederation brandishing banners of "Toohoe Hij'hak", the wizards of Jhay'Pee cut off all trade route and alliances they had with other kingdoms, wishing only to be left alone on their island.
Some other pariahs and outcasts worshipping unpopular deities were allowed to follow them, such as the Eyrogge and Vee-Aine tribes, but most boats who dare to approach the coast are quickly fired upon, especially those belonging to War Valley. However, their sworn enemies are and will always be the Confederation, now considered by Jhay'Pee as little more than one of the many of Bee Swamps' extensions.

While most of the wizards aim to live a calm, peaceful life, avoiding unnessacry effort, some of their most strong-willed citizens will dedicate their lives to mastering teleportation and paradox, in the hope of finally opening a portal to the promised land of Gensokyo.
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>>23396995
/fa/ - The Kingdom of Fascion is a large state. It hosts courtiers and courtesans who compete continually to be the most fashionable and stylistic, although many of their styles of dress are confusing to outsiders. For example, clothes which in other nations denote elderliness or excessive bookishness are coveted here. A scholar's spectacles may be worn, though the person wearing them does not even peruse ancient manuscripts. A fatherly robe might be worn, though the person wearing it may be below the age of majority. A famous local hero of this land is The Mustachioed Wanderer. He has since left the kingdom and can be spotted in other lands.

/x/ - The wilds of Ex are tremendously hostile lands, inhabited in equal amounts by necromancers, occultists, seekers of the bizarre and sceptics, scientists and scholars seeking to disprove the existence of such things. Beneath no more than a few feet of earth, the sediment is permeated by fields and fields of bones. Even so much as scratching the surface in some locations can cause a skeleton to pop out. The forests of Ex are haunted by a tall, tentacled race of people, who silently pursue their prey, typically of young, lost children. Many young men head to the wilds of Ex seeking the ancient art of Succubus summoning, many are disappointed.

/tv/ - The Khanate of Tee'vi is a peculiar kingdom. It is inhabited by a quarrelsome race of men who compete in their appreciation of theatre and drama. There is largely ill defined division drawn between plebians and patricians - those who understand the art of theatre and those who do not. In the Khanate, actresses and actors enjoy the status of an aristocracy and are even worshipped by some of the lower classes as minor deities. Men of the Khanate are also known to take wives at a very young age.
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Ahn is the abode of druids, forgotten plants and animals and fae spirits. People there worship life in all it's forms. Be careful though, for it doesn't take much to summon their wrath.
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In the far east lays the region of Poh. They settle their conflicts throught papercraft competitions. They are known for their imposant papercraft structures. Many travelers head throught a life long journey to see the wonders of Poh.
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This sounds like a pretty fun Low Fantasy Setting to play in.
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Quick, somebody make a map!
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While strife is common between the nations of the Four Channels, foes abroad are especially reviled.
The debased Fur Ees, which once ran rampant across the lands, have largely been pushed away to distant continents, but they have been replaced by other threats, including The Red Kingdom of Itt, which many Anons view as a mockery of all they hold dear.
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Every boardland has something called the Abyss. It is something that consumes all into it's maw and the less populated the land, the faster Abyss does its work. It does not show any signs of growing, but all that falls into it just dissapears. Only by shedding your name and identity can you be spared, some people say. Others say that they have seen people coming out of the void, but the faceless say that those are just fake shades of the past and that the real person is lost.
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>>23398626
The Fur Ees have nested in the land of Emel-Pee, taking a portion of the nations with them. Though the Fur Ees first were peaceful, if odd, traders, years of discrimination have turned them into an enemy.
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>>23399116
forget not that in recent times Fur Ees have begun to take up residence in the lands of Bee, forming conclaves dedicated to bazaar acts of sexual depravity.
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The land of Cocar is an odd one. The citizens of this place are zealously devout to one of two churches, those of Marr Vel and those of Deus Com. Both have vast pantheons of gods, and the Cocarians squabble endlessly over which is strongest, though the inevitable answer is the Man of Bats, who uses cunning to make his way. Also in this land are people who take drawings made for children and fetishize them horribly.
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Legends tell of the golden city, Annimay'Radum, which once stood on the lands which are now the swamps of Bee. Most believe the stories to be just myths.
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/diy/ - The Deeyi are a reclusive sort who like nothing better than the sound of smelters, buzzsaws and pneumatic presses. From this land, come some of the best and the worst inventions used on the Channels.

Their standards are unnaturally high, and rare is a craftsman that can best their expectations.

Their Godmod is adamant on banning weapon manufacture, so you won't find many weapons produced there.
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>>23399318
Many Orders of Fur Ees have attempted to save their kind from depravity. Only the Council of Yojimbo and the Order of Teem-Net have many left.
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Archived. The stuff here so far isn't half bad.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23395987/
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>>23398597
Thought about it, but had no idea what to put next to what, and if the Four Channels would have anything to do with the geography or not.
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>>23408978
I'd say the four channels are massive rivers that pour through the landmass making a four leaf clover of sorts.
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>>23409625
>>23408978
>>23404441
Vote for this and we should totally get someone to make a map!
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>>23395987
>Troll Infested Swamps of Bee
>Black Deserts of Ecks
I.... OP... Did you see my joke post in that other thread and prompt this out of that?
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>>23410100
Yes. I didn't mean to steal! I just thought it'd be a good /tg/ setting!
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Qudiscus is a land of questions and answers, along with bitterness and enmity.
People from all other continents gather there to settle their matters, such as which continent have the best art, people, etc.
Very often these discussions heat up to an outright battle, and the feared Modar-elite guards must break the screeching mobs.
Needless to say, Pitfighting and gladiator-battles are favourite past-time of Qudiscus.
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>>23414270
It's not theft, it's appropriation.

What's yours is /tg/s, what's /tg/s is everyones.
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>>23414270
Nothing to worry about, I was just curious and now I'm impressed. The centuries' old adage of "Tee Gee Gets Shit Done" is appropriate here.
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The large, arid continent of N´port is obsessed with transport. They excel in all sorts of extragavant vehicles, and use these to cross their sparcely populated kingdom. Transporting is here regarded in religious fanatism, as they are willing to spill their blood over the matter of small details.
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Holy shit, if were to actually compile this together it would make an amazing game
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>>23414481
Think that might be my mission today. Drawfags want to make a map?
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>>23414500
Op btw
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Tough each land venerates their own gods, all of them share a single, great god known an Mootd'har. He is the god of creation and deception, and is praised by many for the creation of their lands. Oddly, the vile trolls of Bee venerate him most as the harbinger of destruction, who shall bring his vengeance upon those foolish enough to defy him. Legends tell of a single man, who in his eternal stupidity, accused Mootd'har of foolery, and even being an ordinary human of little age.
Needless to say, the man was utterly crushed by his mighty hammer, Bann, and it is presumed that his soul is still suffering in the depths of the abyss.
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>>23414500
Might make an attempt when I get back home. Shorelines only for now though.
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>>23414655
>>23414641
Cool! Amazed this is still going on.

Remember to vote on sup/tg/.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Four%20Channels
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I'n in the mood for writing more. Any boards not yet mentioned?
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how about the idea that weeaboo boards instead of worshiping normal gods they venerate a long dead civilization that lived on a plane very close to this one
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>>23414793
I don't think we have /soc/. We are also just adding random stuff. Sometimes a board has multiple uses, like a landmass and a country.
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>>23414793
What the hell, i'll give /m a try.
A small kingdom in the east, Meckor is a land of mystery and technology.
It's citizens build odd, mechanical constructs resembling humanoids. These constructs are made for war, and are fitted usually with wide array of weaponry, though they are devastating even without weapons.
Denizens of Meckor like to argue which of their metallic champions are the greatest.

>>23414884
good idea, but i'll pass.
>>23414902
I will get on to this, then.
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>>23414884
That sounds nice. Plus /a/ already worships moon runes. It'd work.
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Long ago, disease ravaged the lands of Em. Unable to find a cure, the natives created large, metal suits to shield them from death. Eventually, these suits became a prevailing aspect of their culture, and iterating on them a hobby. The disease is now long gone, but the suits remain, some of them towering, intimidating figures, others small ,barely larger than whom is contained within.
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>>23414933
>>23414917
Meckor is the current nation in Em. Their constructs were built around the old suits, switching the old ones need for survival for their want of war. Some say the Troll-King of Bee has influenced the nation of Meckor to arms.
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>>23414933
The Old Steel Men are rare to find alive. Most have perished and their old suits used by the Meckors.
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>>23414902
All rights, /soc coming.

Lands of Socol are a place of great populance. It is one of the friendlier lands, though this can vary greatly, should your physique differ from others.
Odd customs are on the loose in Socol. It is normal there to ask a woman to undress herself so you can rate her body. This applies to males as well, though more often only their manhood is examined. Often however, the cunning trolls of Bee sneak into the lands of Socor, only to insult those who dwell there. It is a land of extreme diversities, and it has one of the largest female populances in all the land of the Four Channels.
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>>23414884
Jhay'Pee worships the pagan gods of Toohoe.
>>23397185

>>23414641
Mootd'har is said to walk the world, usually under the guise of a mortal man. In ages past, he has appeared at a young woman with the face of a feline, and as a bespectacled young man with dark hair and tan skin.
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The land of the three is a small land, with only a few craftsman practicing the newly found yet difficult magecraft known as dimension modelling, no one knows how three got its name, some say it is from the dimensions, others argue of something else entirely.

My first one, how'd I do /tg/
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>>23415143
How does one into blackbox?
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Interolen is a land of diversities, even more than Socol. In here, many different groups of ethnicity gather to discuss their groups and ways.
Many groups in Interolen are openly despised for their annoying habits of ruining civil conversations by lies and treachery. These include Nederlars, who are chronic herb abusers, Barzals, who are viewed nothing but apes, and Amerakhans, who are often delusional, disgustingly fat, and believe in false gods and rigths.
Despite this, friendliness and laughs can be found of Interolen, granted that you don't walk into a bar dedicated only to Scandors, for these fierce barbarians will rip anyone apart who is not invited to join them.
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>>23415162
you get two brackets [ ] and insert spoiler between them

spoiler not spoilers
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>>23415143
Good. We have the Wizard Monks for poor ol robot, but multiple groups have been fine so far.
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Now we need one for W.T.
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The lands of Giforen are spectacular to behold. It's denizens are constantly on the move, never staying long in one place.
They also make mystical, amazing moving pictures, which loop for eternity.
Giforen is known for decadence however, which it is afflicted by the nearby land of Hekhtai, who are known slaves of drawn sexual art. This causes the masterminds of Giforen spend their time to animate looping pictures of pornography in all forms. They also loop pictures of great carnage and misery, as their corrupted souls revel in suffering of others.
Disgusted by the ways of their fellows, many left Giforen, and founded their own nation, A´wsg´ar, who forbid the animating of decadence and carnage.
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Bump for mindfreeze. Make a suggestion and i might even write.
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>>23415474
>>23415361
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>>23415474
moar fluff on the troll-king of bee
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>>23415523
You mean [filename]
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The cloth-draped temples of Ceegil, maybe?

All beautiful women in there, dressed up in the finery of their gods, but most of them are betrayers and backstabbers.

They primarily keep to themselves though.
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>>23415523
Very well.

Not much is known of the Troll-King of the Vile swamps of Bee. His name is a mystery, as is his identity and power. He rules in secret, as his minions are too stupid to even realize their minds are being controlled by this being of monstrous, beastlike cunning. By his will, the Empire of Vee was shattered and brought into a state of damnation and war unending. By his hand, has the lands of Poli-En-Krekt been turned into a greater flame of hater and anger than even before.
He is mighty and powerful, but twisted and insane too, as he sows the seeds of anger into his own people as well, merely laughing as the cursed idols of Em'el-Pe show up in their lands, or as the anthropomorhpic animal mutants show up in their already unclean swamps.
He does not care of others, only himself.
Few who know to curse him, only refer to him as ´´The Cancer Lord´´.
The name is fitting, as his powers will destroy anything he wants from within.
Only the gods can bring end to his unholy menace.
Or the chosen of the gods...
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>>23396995
Don't forget all of the /fit/ homolust bro.
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>>23396995
Some things you could add about /fit/ are: squats, oats and milk, scooby the "natty" master, rippletoe, and hating on curlbros
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When the peoples of the Four Channels speak of "old men in ivory towers," they are most likely thinking of the reclusive scholars of L'Ter Atur. It is a relatively young nation, formed from a kind of... collective seclusion. The most dedicated of thinkers and philosophers sequestered themselves away in this land to further their studies.

One might think that such constant inquiry into the nature of reality would produce powerful magics - however, most of the scholars reject the practice of magical arts, and instead focus on the refinement of the human mind.
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Advaark is a land where anyone asks anything from anyone. Questions vary, so do the answers. It is a good place to seek advice, but it is sort of bleak land. It is only good for answers and help, nothing more.
They worship a dog portraied in various colours, believing it will solve all their problems.
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>>23414641
While the worship of the Great God Mootd'har and the reverence of his sacred animal, the cat, is common throughout the Four Channels there are many different sects that worship him in vastly different ways.

For example, there is the Cult of the Dhevyent, also known as the Altern He'tai, which believe that Mootd'har's form is actually a fusion between man and woman.

Much imagery and other art is produced depicting this divine form in all manner of ways and the Cult expends much of it's non-art related resources on researching spells that will allow the faithful to be transformed into this perfect figure.
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>>23395987
>The Sleeping Wise Lard Golems of Teegee

Who only awaken to either masturbate or yell at each other about the most inane and unimportant disagreements.
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Rolled 7, 7, 6, 1, 3, 1, 10, 6 = 41

>>23415961
We actually covered Tee Gee pretty decently. Read the posts if you want to know more.

Also up our vote on suptg!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Four%20Channels
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>>23415186

Australians are the worst shitposters m8 and it should be that Amerakhans are secretly worshiped but it is uncouth to make it known publicly [/spoilers]
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>>23415984

Yeah, I knew you guys might have gone over a lot of stuff.

I just wanted to say:

>Who only awaken to either masturbate or yell at each other about the most inane and unimportant disagreements.

That's all. And I might.
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>>23415996
Heh.
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>>23415863
Even the accursed lands of Em'el-pe accept Mootd'har as their god and creator. However, as everything else, he is seen as a equine being.
Their false gods however, form the majority of their insane beliefs.
A violent civil war ravaged that cursed land even more when one of their idols, a purple being described as Twafaaght Sprakhar, ascended to complete godhood. This resulter in a small attack to the ruined empire of Vee, which was quickly quelled by the rage-infused Varriors, who even now fight themselves to find out will the rumoured Palashy'statoon, fourth of it's name, finally save their blighted lands.
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Anything else to be named or does this cover the whole thing?
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Somewhere is the Four Channels, can be found the mysterious @, otherwise known as the Spiral. Common folk don't know what it is and tend to stay away. Wise men know what it is and still stay away.
To put it blank, the Spiral is a gate that leads outside the boardlands. The gate seems to be oneway, but returning back is not too difficult, since there are a few portals leading back to the boardlands. Most notable thing about the Spiral is that the first person to return from it claims to have seen Moot. Unfortunately, his claims of Moot having a human form led to his getting beaten to death by various unbelievers.
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>>23416451

Did we do /pol
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>>23416534
Twice:
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>>23396782
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>>23416451
Nobody has touched most of the porn boards. Or stuff like /o/, /e/, /ck/, /toy/, /sci/, etc

So no, there's still plenty to go.
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Legends tell of a far away land, nestled somewhere between the junctions of many roads, in the middle of a desert of little relation. A small but lavish and prosperous land of Ceekay, where wealth flows from the windows and the streets smell of every delicacy under the sun. Though the citizens look upon each other with sneers, a mutual understanding holds the city together.

God help you if you are lost man with nothing to your name. Your cries for help will go mocked and unanswered.
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>>23416581
In case /r/ wasn't done yet.

The Arr are the librarians of Roos. Only they know how the navigate the seemingly maze-like shelves of scrolls and tomes. Or rather, they did before the great library was ransacked by demons.
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>>23416581
Several countries have made alliances to fend of the Troll-kings of Bee.
Ee, Eyche and Dee are part of the allied nations of pleasure and debauchery.
Sy, Toi and Em are the allied nations of crafts and mechanisms.
Cee-Ou, Tee-Gee and Ecks are the allied nations of creation and imagination.
Those are just the few willing to stand against Bee and avenge Vee.
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>>23416709
>great library
About that...
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>>23416581
Then i shall try my hand at quick explanations:
>>23416737
Update here:
Ee, also known as Echian, is a land where people venerate drawn female beauty above all. They despise their decadent neighbours, Hekhtaians, and they will keep very much to their own.

Toi is a land where toys are serious business. Everywhere people are buying, selling, making and discussing all new kinds of toys. They like boasting their huge collections of toys that will make others envy them.
Other nations see them as odd people, wasting their precious few money upon toys.
But such is the tradition, it cannot be changed.

Scitilans are adept scientists. They will do anything to create new formulas and creations. In secret, they plot to destroy other lands, but are too caught in their schemes to complete it.
time for sleep, back in 12hrs.
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Once known as Teyarr, the newly reformed land of Veapee is a small land of men who train creatures of the wild as friends and warriors. Great battles between those dedicated to the Goddess Karen and the Lord Smogahn take place frequently, and it has become tradition for the opposing sides to battle each other with their beasts.
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/tg/ tell us about the land of /g/ and their god/king the Stall Man
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>>23416965
Install Gentoo
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>>23416784
I was building off of these
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>>23396541
>>23396550
>>23396564
>>23396581

With this new information though, things will need to be changed around a bit.
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>>23416965
Pretty simple, really. They're all Neckbears, much like us, who rate each other based on the most austere stylings in their technology, dress, etc.

The Stall Man is a figure venerated by a certain portion who value Their Freedoms, as defined by his holy dogma. They aggressively spread word of These Freedoms to the rest, and are persecuted for it, much like Jehovah's Witnesses.
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>>23417460
The demons were actually sent by the wizards of Tee to get rid of their competitors.
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Ayee is one of the oldest kingdoms in the Four Channels, and have sworn to defend the realm from the Troll-kings of Bee, a vow they uphold even to this day. With a rich vibrant culture, they traded and accepted from all sorts of other kingdoms. They had strong alliances with Vee and Tee-Gee, as their culture fascinated many. They were afflicted with a plague, a new religion of sorts, worshipping idols from a far off land known as the Tuhooz. As some of the citizens grew too zealous, the government rashly decided to banish them to a secluded set of islands, where the exiles had created their own kingdom.

However, in recent years, the empire began to crumble.
After the diplomatic revolution that split Vee in two, and saw the main kingdom allied with the Troll-kings of Bee, Ayee has since abandoned all forms of contact with Vee. They grow increasingly xenophobic and hostile to outsiders. One can only assume that the loss of an eternal ally cut them deep. Despite this, they are still a thriving empire, with many other, lesser kingdoms being able to trace their origins back to Ayee.
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>>23415863

WARNING: First attempt at writefagging so keep a first aid kit for eyes and brain at hand.
Inconsistencies and full blown errors may arise


Legend says that eons before now, another being ruled the land along Mootd'har, he was known as Dablee-Tij-Sn'ks.
Though inferior in term of power than Mootd'har, they still treated each-other as (mostly) equals, Mootd'har shaping the lands and sending Dablee-Tij-Sn'ks to disperse riots and banish the most perseverant troublemakers.

Sadly one day, maybe in a moment of weakness, maybe due to the constant exposition to the negative influence of the most troubled areas, Dablee-Tij-Sn'ks fell to the taint of Cancer hand had to be banished by Mootd'har.

However some says that he now resides outside the boardlands, casting a message at regular intervals for unknown reasons.
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>>23415186
A peculiar group within this realm are the Slaaveni, who are bitter, yet friendly to anyone who dares speak their forgotten language. They wallow in their self pity and depression, but still, after countless wars between their tribes, they stick together, eating sunflower seeds and drinking alcohol, sitting in a very peculiar squat.

Sometimes, in the horizon, you will see magical explosions of utter blackness and pristine whiteness. This are the wars between the Braazi, blackest warriors, and Argeenti, whitest paladins of the land.

Confusing the two gets you executed.
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http://wallbase.cc/wallpaper/421362

Here's an old map.
Our quest is almost complete. I have only but a few boards left.

This is pretty amazing.
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>>23418343
Here are the boards I'm missing. Not OP, btw.

/c/- Anime/Cute
/f/- Flash
/g/- Technology
/h/- Hentai
/hr/- High Res
/o/- Auto
/p/- Photo
/u/- Yuri
/vg/- Vidya General
/w/- Wallpapers Anime
/wg/- Wallpapers General
/i/- Oekaki
/ic/- Artwork/Critique
/cm/- Cute Male
/hm/- Handsome Men
/y/- Yaoi
/hc/- Hardcore
/mu/- Music
/sp/- Sport

/tg/- Traditional Games - I didn't find any worthy enough to be /tg/.

/wsg/- Worksafe Gif
/rs/- Fileshares
/status/- Status
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>>23418343
From the descriptions of the locations, that map won't work. /b/ is just a swamp, /x/ is either a desert or dead forest. Possibly both. Definitely has abandoned settlements.
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>>23418539
/tg/ could be a land of poets, craftsmen, wizards, warriors, everyone.
You don't even need other boards.
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>>23418893
I'm liking that idea.
Someone writefag it a bit up, I'm too drained.
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>>23418938
>>23418893
Isn't /tg/ already done? The Sleeping Men?
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Didn't we just have this thread a couple days ago?

Providing the map we made.
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>>23419057
Don't like that idea that much. The chaotic Limbo of creators, Factotums if you will, is much more fun.

>>23419123
Thank you for the map.
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>>23419057
yea we covered it with the Sleeping Men and the small city of Tee-Gee adjacent to them.
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>>23418539
I thought the Sleeping Men was nice. We just need to do something a bit offering or the City of Tee-Gee.

Tbh I'd rather the Sleeping Men than "fantastical chaotic creators". I personally wanted a Conan-ish Low Fantasy setting but it's obviously out of hands by now.
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>>23421160
Bit different I mean.
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Offering a different perspective on /a/ that I think people might like.


Ae was once the single strongest nation in the land of four channels, worshiping their creator gods, which they believed hailed from the far-off moon that dominates the night sky. furthering these beliefs are the strange language many of their texts originate in known as moon runes, an archaic language of near impossible to comprehend structure, which usually must be translated in order to be understood, especially if the gospel is to be preached to the average man off the streets. Ae was once a unified nation, engulfing the entire western front of the accursed swamps of Bee, their curved roofed castles once serving as a near impenetrable defense from the troll legions

(Part 1 of several)
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>>23423133
In olden times, it was seen as a shining utopia of many forms, with many sects. the lands of the south of the empire were mostly populated by the Ceean peoples, a minority which was far more devout than the average resident would ever be in their darkest moments, preferring to simply worship the holy texts and idols from above rather than discuss. the expansive northern border was influenced heavily by the lands of pleasure, often worshiping the same gods according to the land's perverse traditions.

The temples of the creator gods are often great affairs where many speak and due trade in the name of the patron deity. the highest concentration of such temples was in the outlying metropolis of Cigil, where the clergy were so devout they began dressing in the perfect images of their gods.

Such peace and beauty could not last eternally
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At what, to many, would seem to be the apex of Ae's glory, a new sect emerged, one that would shake the very Pillars of ae's power, and shatter the once unified empire.

It started quite small in the beginning, a few brazened cultists professing a new faith, that of the Toho. great new pantheons were very common, often having their temples erected around the empire and in cigil within weeks if not days of their discovery.The Toho cultists would have none of this waiting.

Their methods were seen as bizarre and grandiose, with cultists flooding into temples with a low occupancy, and declaring it their own, defacing or smashing the powerful idols, dragging out the priests into the street to be killed, and refusing to leave their new holy ground, even if the temple was demolished atop their heads.

The capstone of these acts was swift and violent. a great temple in Cigil to the great goddess of creation, Haruhi Suzumiya, was taken over in a single swift motion, man after man of the Toho cultists throwing themselves onto the blades of the guards, eventually prevailing by sheer weight of numbers. temples were driven into paranoia at the mere thought they could be the next on the chopping block of the mad cultists, their cries to the heaven were so great, they called down the attention of the creator.

Ae was put into the gaze of Mootd'har
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>>23421160
Maybe the Sleeping Men are present day, and the "fantastical chaotic creators" were the inhabitants of Teegeee in the era prior?
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>>23423723
Sounds cool. I like the themes of arguments nd worship being mans downfall. It's fun and 4chan-e to me.
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The black sands of Ecks once held mighty Ecks Empire covered in deep dark forests that was said to hold many dark and terrible secrets. Then one day however the troll King of Bee decided to invade with his hordes. The troll legions then descended on the peaceful Empire busy with dealing with their many secrets. That was when the great Forests of Ecks burned. It was said to be so bright the flames that it was visible across the Four Channels. That was when the lost exiles began to arrive. What exactly happend is unknown as it well known the inhabitents of Ecks were an...odd people to say the least. Now what remains is known as the black sands of Ecks now a ever expanding wasteland of its trade mark name. What was not sand was forest that burns to this day. The mighty Ecks that was known had fallen in its place was trolls who remained after the initial invasion, tin foil hats, and finally the rumoured holdout citadels. There Ecks was forgotten lost to its ravaged ways, until one day.
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>>23424369
An exile of Ecks appeared in many lands with a call to arms to take back their lost home. Many ignored them but a few answered the call. There they banned together towards the Black Sands of Ecks. It was a wasteland it was assumed the resistence would be conquerable. They were wrong l. Amongst the empty wastes and forgotten ruins came to life very stiff near overwhelming resistance. The army was ground to a halt against the hordes that now resisted them. There they faught day and night illuminated in the dancing flame of the burning forests. It is unknown just how long they held on time was strange in the black sands. The work however proved too much, casulties were high, and they came ill prepared for a long campgain thus the united disjointed force withdrew. It was clear that Ecks was to remain as it was once more.

Take it as you will.
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Here's that map I said I'd scribble up. Tried making it more like a natural landform with a vague resemblance to the clover.

No major territories marked yet.
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>>23425120
Nice. What do the Four Channels represent do you think?

Btw that's a really nice map.
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/mu/ - The Cities of Myu are strange to behold. They are known for their love of music, although music in Myu is much different than anything else in the Four Channels. Myu's strange noises are quite the acquired taste and listening to them for too long can lead to unpleasant mutations, leaving the listener incapable of enjoying most other music. The lords live within crystal castles and their senate is conducted in the court of the Crimson King. The court is full of bickering and any outsider caught up in their "discussions" will find themselves confused and shamed.
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Long ago, a demigod named w'tey snakis challenged the gods
He went through the land of bee and gathered followers to help him take on the gods
Fortunately, the high god moot was able to stop him just in time
However, it is said that w'tey will rise once more, and lead a conquest of all other boards from the land of bee
Even now, his tendrils of cancerous evil slowly but surely snake out to the rest of the boards
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>>23425480
One does not hear that name spoken too often in the Four Channels these days.
Much akin to the Battle of Pewols Clohs'd against the denizens of Hab'bo.
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Travelers from distant lands are branded with the temporary name
"Nufahgg"
They speak of lands such as the kingdom of T'mblir and the land of rehdite
There also may have been an ancient civilization from before the colonization of the 4chan isles, known only as "a place of awful"
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>>23425480
>>23417986
Which version of Snacks do we use?

Also, concerning Bann, is it the golden ban hammer, or the crimson Perma-Ban?
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>>23425695
Do not forget about the days when Travelers dawned from a place known as "Guya Onnleen" and the ones from "Gehm Facks"
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While it is true that the quality if life in the 4chan isle has declined, due to immigration, civil war, and other such hardships, the people who inhabit its lands still hold hope that it will get better, and that if it doesn't, it's still better than anywhere else
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>>23417986

>>23425721
I like this one
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>>23400144
they live in crates underground, their god bunk showed them the way of living.
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There is supposedly a secret order of elite assassins, spies, and infiltrators known as the order of the ianitores
They live in secrecy and the act of revealing ones self as a ianitor is punishable by death
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>>23425766
Two Channels (Futah-ba as a replacement name?), Seven Channels, Four Hundred Twenty Channels
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>>23425879
Although the knowledge of ianitores is widespread and their assassinations frequent. That said, the ianitores only imprison those that disrupt the Four Channels in a way that is perpendicular to the culture of the territory in which that person is currently in.
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The people of vee are divided in many ways. They worship many gods such as gahbn the wise, kahz the great, the twin gods iwata and reghee, and countless others
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What is common wear for each section of the Four Channels?

Would the ceremonial attire and/or battle garb consist of a black suit of armour with a white inverted triangle on the breastplate and a green helmet that lacks facial features?


Also, the "Nufahggs" are denoted with a symbol represent two triangles stacked upon eachother with a third triangle to the right of the bottom triangle.
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>>23426058
Bee battle armor consists of gruesome patchwork of metal, animal skin, bone, and they wield weapons tainted by the very land themselves
They are very unorganized, but somewhat miraculously can come together and organize themselves into a fighting force rather quickly
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>>23426155

We need a writefag tell the story of the formation of /tg/. the fight against the Furrhees and the founding of the capital of /tg/
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Alright /tg/ let's make a Fantasy world out of 4chan.
>/pol/ is a fantasy world, look at them argue the viability of socialism and liberal laws
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>>23426365
Shouldn't we start with a creation story first?
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/sp/

In the great mead-halls of the four channels, bards still spin the tale of the great battle. The dark lord Brady had crushed all opposition before him. In 18 battles against 18 foes, his army had never lost. All that stood before him was a small force of ogres, led by the younger brother of Brady's greatest foe.

But when the unthinkable happened, and the ogres threw down the dark lord, the joyful cries of 18-1 rang throughout the four channels. Mootd'har looked down from on high, and saw that it was good. He then created the land of Sphee, and commanded the people there to engage in joyful contest forever more.
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>>23426392
In the beginning there was the Great Webbed Sea as there always was. Islands dotted it, made by small petty Gods and their small petty interests. Many of those islands sank only days after they rose.

Until Mootd'Har.

In a day he rose the Land of Bee. As he looked on he saw Man flourish and blossom. He saw Man fight and squabble. Soon enough he rose other lanes for those whom the Troll-King harassed. And so The Four Channels was made, a Land of anger and strife, but one that shall test time itself for its immortality.


I'm no 4chan scholar so help flesh it out if you could.
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>>23427395
Seems like a decent start to me.
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Aye, I hail from the land of Seak, a traveler rare here in Teegee. We live in a providing, yet dangerous land. All possible provisions can be grown or found in our bounteous lands, but the fires and heat that litter our landscape has scarred many a person. Our legendary skill with knives is only matched by the warriors of the Kay empire, though we must take many wounds in our training.
We have had a long standing treaty with the Fit-ocracy, as boiled chicken and oats are boring on their own.
Although we have much bounty, and many things to offer by trade, our home is split by a holy war. There are those whose worship demands that they partake of no animal products, and there are those who oppose this restriction on their diets utterly. I have seen brother against brother, daughter against mother and the violence is horrible.
Our gods are simple gods, Ra-man is our creator, the being that give us the necessities of survival. He is not a friendly god, and is often prayed to in times of dire need. Worshipped most often by the poor and the students of our universities. He is well known to the denizens of Teegee and Vee, though rarely worshiped.
Our second god is Awun steksos. Some revere it as a savior, a messiah come to the land. Others like myself consider it an abomination, barely even worth throwing a /ck/opper at one of its beggar monks.
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Bumping with the portrait of the Troll-King.
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>>23429792
ehhhh
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>>23429820
So that is one of the rotten creatures that dwell in the ruined Empire of Vee? Truly this place must be avoided at all costs.
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/x/ should be an underground community in dark tunnels and caves. it's full of cowering madmen who fear the dark. But could never leave, they fear the light even more.
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The savage lands of Harchar are not for the feint of heart. It's people venerate sexual prowess above all, and embrace this in their decadent culture.
The fiercer the act of sex is, the higher it is regarded there. Many outsiders will find it very violent, however, and will rather wonder to the lands of easier pleasure.

The kingdom of VeeGee once used to be a part of the Empire of Vee. However, the trolls that had infiltrated it forced VeeGeeians to leave and start their own kingdom. This act merely fastened the downfall of Vee.
VeeGee is slightly similiar to Vee, but they discuss one thing very long before changing subject. There is also far less infighting.
Every now and then, however, a brave soul from VeeGee tries to talk sense to their frenzied bretheren, only to be slain by the enraged Varriors.
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The people of Musakk is a land of music. People play all sorts of wonderful instruments and different genres here.
However, you may hear something that could no even be classified as music, and you should not criticize it, unless you want your skin flensed from your flesh.

The lands of Yuran and Yaorn are as different as night and day. Where as the land of Yuran venerate the love of two females above all, do the Yaornians venerate the love of two males above all. Their history is full of conflicts between them, but they will generally keep to their own.
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bump, may come back later.
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The troll lord of bee is a ruthless overlord
He has grown senile over the years, and his lands lay in even more chaos than usual
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The land of emelpi is a strange one.
It is full if zealots and missionaries who travel to all corners of the 4chan isle to spread Their faith
Due to numerous conflicts caused by these missionaries, their religion has been banned everywhere other than emelpi
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The war torn valley if vee has been split into 3 kingdoms: the war-like kingdom of vee, the peasants of vee'g and the reclusive outcasts of vee'p
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>>23431323

This strange land borders the realm of Cocar. All legends say that the Emelpians were once one of the many cults that littered the realm until one summer where many denizens were subject to some sort of divine revelation.

The war that followed was one of many accounts, both remembered fondly and whispered in fear.

To this day, the Emelpians try to extend an olive branch to the battling faiths of Cocar, only to be sternly rebuffed each time.
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>>23431535
Even now, another powerful force is growing stronger in cocar
A radical group known as aychessgee
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>>23430333

The denizens of yuran seem strange to outsiders, most of the people there are males and they go into furious rages when they see any male near female lovers even though they may not be romantically involved with any of them.

Also they want to be little girls like most of the citizens of teegee
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>>23431597

Now, the Cocarians, in spite their rather divisive beliefs, are reputed to be rather inclusive and willing to lead the way for any newcomer towards a faith that truly speaks to them.

However, on the subject of those radical upstarts, one gets the general feel of apathy or disgust towards the grey-skinned followers; as strong a unifier as any in a land infamous for its arguments.
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This is one of the paintings recovered from the lunatic kingdom of Em'el-Pe.
It is sheer insanity and madness, drawn by groups of these fanatics.
Only the strong and the wise may gaze upon it and retain their sanity.
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Since i am too lazy to check, can someone give me the list of those unmarked? I could write short introductions and then we would be done.
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>>23431980

By the gods....there is no words for such faggotry.
And to think that there are same fallen denizens of wise men of tegee under thier anthro loving lure sickens me.
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Known rulers:
The troll lord of bee
King vidyus of vee
Prince vidyus of vee'g
The witch-queen ecks-tan
The holy church of mootd'ar in qu
The triumvirate of Ivan, squid, and Willis in the forests of keh
Conrad the great
The high council of equus-fornicators in emelpi
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Legends tell of a mysterious man with a sad expression, who would often pop into a conversation, starting: ´´That feel when no gf.´´
His face would then be copied upon others as well, so they could ´´feel´´ together.
He is often accompanied by a humanoid frog, who is also very sad.

Continuations to the horrors here,>>23431980 is even more disgusting and insane.
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Gather round, friends, and I will tell you of the city of Ciegull. There is is an eternal masquerade upon the median shores. Each day new masks are worn and new rainments crafted for the revelry. Portraits of great makers and wearers line the halls of homes. It is a magical place...but do not look to far beyond the revels and the drink. There is are shadows there, dreadful shadows.

It is said that there runs secret strife for generations over the smallest disagreement. It is whispered among the few tattered beggars who scrape for materials for new masks and new clothes that there lurks great beasts in the undercity what smell of ruin and crave manflesh.
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Long ago in the land if bee lived a traveling entertainer known as "the man of magnificent failure"
He was famous throughout the land and welcomed wherever he went.
He spread tales of joy and humor that touched even the coldest of hearts
He has not been seen for many years now, but his tales are still told in taverns and feasts
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Surprisingly often, a man of middle age, glasses, and cynical expression pops up in conversations, first stating what year it is, then saying something foolish what someone had said. He would then say : ´´I seriously hope you guys don't do this´´, or merely chanting ´´SHIGGYDIGGYDOO´´. He also carries a club of polished wood, and will crack the skulls of anyone who attempt to harm him.
He first appeared in the athletic lands of Sporta.
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Can someone condense all of these ideas so far into a post/screen cap for saving purposes?

I've been wracking my head for a setting to a campaign and I just found it.

It helps that all the potential players but dudebro are unfamiliar with 4chan.
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>>23395987
>/pol/
>Empire

Pol is an Anarchy, or at least an empire in the process of going the way of Rome. /v/ has always been an Empire.
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>>23432592

The court of Conrad has a jester, one with delusions of grandeur and pretensions of nobility.

The so-called "savior of Cocar". They keep him 'round to laugh at his antics and as proff of the benevolent nature of the denizens of Cocar.

Because fuck that tripfag out of all the others.

Polite sage because not important.
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>bee
A desolate land of volcanoes and mountains with large murky swamps full of abominations
>vee/vee'g/vee'p
A large empire located in the valley of vee for which it is named. It is plagued by civil war and infighting, and currently is split into three separate nations
>cocar
One, sprawling metropolis that bustles with activity and business
>keh
Keh is mainly covered by a large forest known as the "inawudds"
There are a few trading posts and villages in the forest itself, but most of the population lives in underground complexes consisting of large caverns and bunkers
>ecks
The land if ecks is covered by woodlands much like keh, but the forests are much darker and mysterious
Ecks lies on the foothills of a massive range of black mountains that surrounds the isles if the 4 channels
The peoples of ecks live in abandoned castles and other previously occupied buildings that dot the hilly landscape

Cont
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>>23425721
Small change for Mootd'Har. His fabled weapon is the crimson hammer Prema.
The golden hammer, Bann was once that of Dablee-Tij-Sn'ks.

>>23429792
>>23415596
Character used from part 2 of the /v/-rage comic.
Bit of a difference in early and later fluff. Early on, it was said that he manipulates the trolls from behind the scenes. Now it seems that the outright rules over them.
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>>23435883
>vee/vee'g/vee'p
>A large empire located in the valley of vee for which it is named. It is plagued by civil war and infighting, and currently is split into three separate nations

Vee'g should be the group name for a collection of tribes who are refugees from Vee proper.

Each tribe is more properly known as a Jen'arl, they tend to work the land they settle on past it's breaking point. Turning the sites of former Jen'arls into fallow wastelands.
When this inevitably happens the survivors go off to either found new Jen'arls or join existing ones.
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>>23435883
>ehmelpi
ehmelpi used to be a part of the expansive cocar megacity, but due to persecution from the rest of the isles and ehmelpi's zealous and violent tendencies, it was walled of from cocar and is now an independent nation
>pohl
pohl is a mainly coastal region that has a rather complicated political structure
it is complicated because the people of pohl cant seem to decide which one is best, and end up changing it rather frequently
very unruly, unstable, and all-around unpleasant

i left out some boards due to my lack of knowledge/experience of them

know, on to the government/culture!
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>>23436081
*now
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>>23436081
>bee
bee is a rather chaotic place, with no real government other than a hierarchical system with the troll lord himself sitting at the top
the people are violent, rude, incoherent, and usually uneducated.
they are, however, masters of invasions
using their massive numerical advantage, they can occupy, take over, or even destroy almost any land they want
fortunately, due to their chaotic nature this happens very rarely and usually doesn't last long
>vee/vee'g/vee'p
vee was once a powerful empire that flourished under the rule of the once-great king vidyus
the troll lord heard of the splendors and prosperity of the vee empire, and grew increasingly jealous
eventually, he ordered an invasion of the vee valley and even lead the attack himself
during the midst of the battle, the troll lord attacked king vidyus with his tainted battle axe and just barely slashed him. the king then charged and plunged his sword into the troll lord's shoulder.
the troll lord called an immediate retreat, and the valley of vee was safe at last.
the tainted battle axe had poisoned the great kings soul, turning him increasingly agitated and eventually his kingdom fell into disarray.
from the old kingdom of vee, came three new nations;
the monks who studied magical creatures and called themselves "trainers"
king vidyus's son, prince vidyus who saw the corruption of his father and decided to seperate, and the new vee kingdom, sometimes called "neovee"

cont
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>>23436304
>cocar
cocar is a large city-state lead by self-proclaimed "conrad the great"
there are many seperate factions in the city, who usually live around others like them
the current most populous faction is the aychesgee. cocar is home to many great artists, and public commisions are common
ehmelpi used to be a faction of cocar, but has since seperated
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>>23436373
>keh
keh is located in the forests of "inawudds" and most of its inhabitants live underground
it is lead by an oligarchy of ivan the powerful, squid the rich, and willis the wise
the people of keh are tough, and very knowledgeable on things like warfare and weapons, but they are also rather peaceful and friendly
as a traveler from the land of vee said;
>"the friendliness of the people here almost make these caverns seem just as homely as my farm"
>ecks
ecks is a mysterious place in two ways;
it inspires awe and wonder, and very few people know much about it
its people are rarely seen, and some even think they may be extinct
from what is known about ecks, the people seem to be rather powerful mages, not unlike the people of teegee
they are ruled by an enigmatic figure known only as the "witch-queen eckstan"
>ehmelpi
the people of ehmelpi are exceedingly strange. they worship two goddesses they refer to as "the princesses of the sun and moon"
they are very cult-like, and have often gone on crusades in order to force their beliefs on others
they are lead by a religious council known as the high court of equus-fornicators
>pohl
as stated before, pohl is highly unstable and is prone to invasions, much like bee
unlike bee, pohl invasions can last much, much longer
the people of pohl are extremely racist, and exceedingly brutal
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One thing about the land of Tee-Gee is that while normally peaceful and cooperative, if certain topics are brought up they all tend to get at each other throat.
This occourrences are commonly called "Editions war"
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>>23437100
Figuring what is next to what.
>>23396517
Cee-Gee is next to the Sleeping Men of Teegee.

>>23396396 >>23396599 >>23396672 >>23436020
Valley of Unending War, former empire of Vee. Bordered by the nationstate of Kay, The empire of Vee-Gee, and Veepee (formerly known as Teyarr).
Ca-O (or whatever /co/ is called now) is close to Vee-Gee and Veepee, and has trade routes. It is also bordered by Em'el-Pe

>>23396650
Mountain Range of Ar'neinkay.

>>23397685 >>23414917
Poh and Meckor are in the eastern regions.

>>23397185
Jhay'Pee is isolated on an island. Exiled from Hannimë-Mangho.

>>23399764
Possible ruins in Bee
Would Ecks be near Bee? I think it was said that the land used to be forest, and now desert ever since the trolls invaded.
>>23416667
Ceekay is in a desert. Maybe near Ecks?

>>23414459
N'port is most likely that large island/small continent separated from the rest of the map. Other Boardlands should be located on it.

Perhaps Socol should be somewhere near the center, at some major crossroads area?
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>>23438044
not trying to speak for everyone, but i think ecks is still a forest, just a lot more deserted
also it would be cool if the forest of ecks and keh were both connected
also, bee is in the center and seperated by a river that encircles it
qu could be on an island in that river
also there has to be 4 rivers that stretch out to the edges of the map, hence the 4 channels
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I'm going to be using this as the Setting for my upcoming One-Shots. It's to teach people how to play RPGs, so I'm using an old D&D Hack that streamlines everything.

I'll write out a full setting if it gets a bit more serious.
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So what's /tg/s thing?. I'm getting several different descriptions
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>>23439564
probably some kind of kingdom of mages
monks, maybe
they live on the foothills of a huge mountain range
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>>23439564
Of course you're getting a shitload of descriptions. There's a shitload of fa/tg/uys with different philosophies. If we were to start with guys who want to fuck monster girls and guys who want to kill them we would still end up with a shitload of different factions.
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>>23439564
I'm guessing a once prosperous nation, now in some kind of cursed slumber.

>>23438560
Gave another attempt at the map. Coasts and four major rivers give most of the clover appearance. Minor rivers help define it.
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>>23439718
looks good so far
now we just need to add the boards
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>>23439718
I liked the other map better personally. Somehow it seems appropriate to make a land based on 4chan vaguely penis shaped
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>>23439564

Every faction of fa/tg/uys declare themselves the 'true' /tg/ and claim the other factions are ruining their land.
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>>23440344
Haha. Wan't really the intent. Was supposed to be a really messed up clover. Second map is more of making the clover with the four major rivers, like >>23438560 and >>23409625 suggested.
However, you do make a good point.
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This magnificent entity, known in the land of Emeil-Pae as "Le Spaghetti Lord" oversaw one of the first attacks on an individual considered an infidel to the inhabitants of Emeil-Pae; said "infidel" had hieroglyphs depicting hinted fornication with the holy beasts of Emeil-Pae.
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>>23441890

This is in reference to some nor/mlp/eople tricking a kid on DA into giving them his password. They then filled his account with MLP R34. The kid in question had taken pictures of himself and 'shopped in the ponies in various poses.
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>>23416451
still need /mu/.
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What happened to the guy making the map?
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>>23442951
Still here. Just wondering which of the two maps should be the one used. Part of larger continent and looks like a clover (and fit the description idea), or dickclover continent?
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>>23439691
So /tg/ is the Sigil of 4chan?
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>>23447193

It may be.

What would be a thing we still need lore of?
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>>23442277
The Muh Bard academy
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>>23447285

>>23442277
Also /lit/, /n/, /hc/ and /status/
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>>23447348
/hc is done, see >>23430055
/n is done as well, >>23414459
/lit coming right up.

The northern land of Litaren are quite dull to a man who seeks adventure. The denizens of Litaren love literature above all. They will spend hours or even days in discussion of their books, and writing new ones all the time. Some of their populance are hedonists, having extreme pleasure by simple reading.
However, even the gods cannot save you if you mock one of their books or literature in general. A screeching, savage mob with inhuman fury in their eyes will kill you, and use your skin as a paper.
Then they will continue as nothing happened.
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When I try to think of /s/ and /hm/, I keep getting the Islands of Beautiful Women and Beautiful Men from that one episode of Johnny Bravo.
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>>23445926
do the clover more fitting that way.
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>>23447822
Okay.



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