Okay /tg/, here you can roll your own Metal Gear Solid character name. You can get stuff like Rifle Tuatara, Shotgun Rabbit or even mighty METAL CORGI.Things swapped from previous list:Tucan to OctopusWoodpecker to SharkDuck to BarracudaHamster to FleaMarten to TickMink to AxolotlGibbon to PiranhaGrizzly to MammothBring those made before too, because some of them had nice descriptions.
Rolled 17, 48 = 65>>23580608Rolling!
VENOM BEETLE!Reporting in.
>>23580608Two words. Dynamite Husky.
Rolled 45, 86 = 131>>23580608Rolling this fucker down!
Rolled 99, 63 = 162Rollan'
Rolled 26, 71 = 97rollan
Rolled 46, 78 = 124Rollin dis shit
Rolled 44, 81 = 125>>23580608I love myself some rolling lists.
Rolled 84, 99 = 183>>23580664Laaaaaame, Shaman Gerbil?Re-rollan'
>>23580681Knight Tick. Lame. Rerollin.
Rolled 25, 12 = 37>>23580661Time to shoot people with my piranha machine gun.
Also, for extra discussion: what system would best take on MGS universe with all its shenanigans?
Rolled 79, 20 = 99rollan
Rolled 30, 34 = 64meh. rolls
Rolled 55, 63 = 118Alright, reporting in. Lets see what now
Rolled 9, 15 = 24>>23580608Get me some roll
Rolled 92, 84 = 176rolling
Rolled 46, 84 = 130>>23580710Slasher! Nice....Gerbil. Not so nice
Rolled 73, 40, 45, 17, 55, 32, 11, 9 = 282Rolling a unit for Rifle Tuatara and Shorgun Rabbit. Wish me luck lads.
>>23580684BEHOLD the Mighty Lemur!A martial artist turned cyborg, utilizing a custom build combat body with a long tail which allows him to fight as if he had 5 limbs.Extremely agile, master of CQC.
Rolled 49, 26 = 75>>23580713mortar snake? Specialise in stealthy infiltration behind enemy lines to deliver crippling explosive strikes into their vulnerable back lines? sure why not
>>23580738didnt take my dice off like a spaz
Open for other changes. I probably could turn it into 2d500 but that would take lots of time. Lots and lots of time.
>>23580685I am now Silent Kangaroo.My cybernetics grant me stone shattering kicks and the ability to move silently. When I feel that a foe is worthy I unleash my secret weapon, a miniature, fully robotic version of myself capable of kicks rivaling my own.
Rolled 51, 39 = 90>>23580717>Solid Chimpanzeenice
>>23580734Psssht. Against me, your rabbit is dead.
>No Snake Otter>No Solid Skate>No Raging>No Revolver Omelette
Rolled 35, 25, 69, 55, 3, 55, 5, 80 = 327>>23580774The idea behind Shotgun Rabbit was to have a Battlefield Buddy for RT, so if you killed her off I imagine you'd have to kill RT first, or catch a bullet to the eye.Also:Praying OcelotVulcan CrocodileSlasher LionHammer CicadaThis unit is pretty cool.
>>23580823I can get behind all of those, BUT Hammer Cicada. Probably shouldn't be on the list either.
Rolled 90, 5 = 95>>23580834Hammer Cicada works. He hunts you with his hammer, floating between spots in the environment, the only clue to his location the constant drone of his flight suit
The scene opens with Snake walking up a flight of stairs, dressed in a brown overcoat, and feeling his skin with an odd look on his face, as if it were foreign, or, in this case, decidedly younger. His directionless thoughts are broken with a startling halt and the familiar codec sound buzzes his ear drum. "Otacon."He slowly pushes open a squeeky door, revealing the roof of the building."Snake, you've gone over the intel, haven't you?"Snake effortlessly strangles and, subsequently incapacitates a guard- one of the very few not stationed inside the target high rise."I know what I'm doing."Our stealthy hero tosses aside his civilian garb only to reveal Philanthropy's special sneaking suit."I know- I know, but let's go over it one more time alright? They're hiding the new Metal Gear model on the 92nd floor of the Sears' building. The entire building is being guarded and patrolled by leftover genome soldiers day and night, and most of all-"Snake inspects the adjacent structure with his Solid Eye, as if to try and memorize enemy positions before heading in through the first floor."The /tg/ Squad."He says, finally packing up, and making is way back to the ground floor."Exactly right, Snake. The leader of which is unknown, but we do have info on his Lieutenants. Rifle Tautara, a legendary sniper that possess precognitive abilities. Shotgun Rabbit, deadly in close quarters and master evader. Shield Ferret, the world's best combat driver: and that was BEFORE his nanomachines. Dynamite Husky, diehard survivalist and an explosives expert that would put Fatman to shame. You've got your work cut out for you, Snake."Fade to gameplay.
>>23580854Earthquake BeetleA demolitions expert with a suicidal streak, he levels buildings while still inside, trusting on his near inpenetrable armour to protect him
>>23580856I would say the squad name is obviousThose Guys
>>23580856Sounds cool. Pretty cool.
Rolled 12, 27, 60, 29, 50, 66, 31, 96 = 371>>23580854Dammit guys I keep trying to come up with cool ideas for my guys but you always beat me to it!
>>23580856No Metal Corgi?
Rolled 74, 69 = 143rollan
>>23580929Your gif is how she should turn up. Literally throws herself down some stairs at Snake, laughing her ass off the entire way
>>23580955A nigh indestructible Cyborg who you fight on an oil rig, tricking her into destroying the supports so that she sinks to the ocean floor.
>>23580929I couldn't decide between her and Killer Butterfly.Also, I didn't know how she would get killed, assuming it took place in a high rise.That was my entire thought process. I'm sorry, I'll rewrite it.
>>23581007Don't, have her turn up as the new girl, enjoying the shit out of her recently installed augmentations
>>23581007>killing Metal CorgiIt's killing Sniper Wolf all over again, but this time you are actually emotionally broken. I mean, it's corgi. They are made out of happiness.
>>23581039I don't know.
>>23581032>She's absolutely crazy, and pouts to the leader when she doesn't get to rematch you>Slips you a keycard eventually because "He's being so unfair"
>>23581072>>23581072>Along with the key card she gives you her number, and a note saying "Call me! XOXO">Before you codec her, Otacon reminds you to not stick your snakein crazy
Rolled 34, 63 = 97Rollan some more.
>>23581072>>23581108Oh gosh why.
>>23581124Tank... Gerbil?Nah, probably should get rid of it.
>>23581072>>23581108>Chipper yandere cyborg girl
>>23581155I think you should keep it.
>>23581141Why NOT?It would be a fun dynamic, an untapped personality type, and would at least partially fill the holes left by, you know, everyone dying in MGS4, and Raiden doing his own thing.Absolutely perfect if you ask me. That, along with the rest mentioned would be a totally rounded team of terrorists.What's the group name?
This is going to turn into a shitty RP thread, isn't it?Fuck.
>>23581179Still, nothing beats how Tuatara came out. I just put in saying "eh, another lizard might be cool". And then some fatguy comes in talking about third eye, seeing into future and that stuff. Combine with being a sniper and you get an interesting mix.
>>23580834Hammer Cicada is legitimately the best name of all of those.
>>23581188Not the author, but I propose simply, Those Guys>>23581168I thought Fred was a /d/eviant?
>>23581231Yeah- he/she could leave shells everywhere to block a path and trap you in his/her's hammer's way.
Rolled 80, 14 = 94I'm going to roll again just to see what I get.
>>23581260Also it just has a good cadence.
Rolled 14, 84 = 98>>23580608
>>23581278Hiding Turtle.A guy who like to take it slow. Finds no point in hurrying to get a kill, because no matter how fast the rabbit goes, he'll win anyway.
Rolled 21, 44 = 65>>23581278Hiding Turtle.Could be an endurance fight like The End? Maybe he pulls a snake- and hides in pieces of the environment instead of a cardboard box, and whenever you turn your camera away, he sneaks up on you. When you defeat him, it goes to a cutscene where Snake is behind cover, and tosses a flashbang out. Hiding Turtle is blinded and starts babbling "NOWHERE TO HIDE! NOWHERE TO HIDE! OH GOD WHY CAN'T I HIIIIIIIIIII-" and stumbles through a window.As far as looks go, he would probably look like he's wearing Octocamo, maybe? and has a turtle shell sort of shape in his midsection? I don't know what purpose it would serve, though...>>23581355Nice! I like this!
Fuck your chargen. My character's name shall be Boss Nigger
>>23581385>As far as looks goOctocamo, with a bigass turtle shell backpack thing, Roshi-style?
Might be cool. Also husky should be alaskan.
Rolled 52, 10 = 62Lets try again
Rolled 82, 20 = 102>>23581500Raging Butterfly? A really angry ex-boxer turned soldier of fortune, streaking across the battlefield to punch the shit out of his enemies
>Snake watch out, that's the Tumbler. He gains his powers from forced outrage. He originally worked for a terrorist group called the Social Revolution Society or SRS.>So why is he working for Foxhound?>Because he's a hypocrite.
Rolled 20, 16 = 36>>23581537You're pretty good.
>>23581552WHOOPS DIDN'T KNOW THAT .GIF SAID FAGGOT.MY BAD.
Rolled 86, 89 = 175>>23581560I'm laughing my ass off now
>>23581577Wizard BearWizardBearThats it, game over man, game over. No way you can top a dude called motherfucking Wizard Bear
>>23581560Dude, if he wasn't a faggot he wouldn't be on 4chan.'But I don’t want to go among faggots,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can’t help that,' said anon. 'We’re all faggots here. I’m a faggot. You’re a faggot.''How do you know I’m a faggot?' said Alice.'You must be,' said anon. 'or you wouldn’t have come here.'
>>23581577>Wizard BearGAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER
>>23581577AAAHHAA OH MY GOD WHY IS "WIZARD" EVEN ON THERE?
Rolled 31, 13 = 44>>23581577>WIZARD BEAROh fuck, what can possibly top this.
Rolled 36, 32 = 68>>23581629Its a pretty cool call sign. Really you could this generator for miltary games as well, to make up some kickass callsigns for you and your squad. Its just optimised to produce Metal Gear Solid nemeses
>>23581657I don't know, how aboiut >>23581671 MOTHERFUCKING LIGHTNING LION!Hell yeah, thats badass.
>>23581657Anyone have any ideas as to how he'd fight?
>>23581690Oooh, neat. Nicely rolls off the tongue.>>23581690Do you think that anybody would want to fight a dude who is names Wizard Bear?
>>23581695Well wizard implies he's smart with a lot of tricks up his sleeve, while bear implies he's fucking huge and will break bones just by hugging youSo maybe he prepares the battlefield, rigging up traps and the like to force you into confronting him up close, where he'll break you in two?
>>23581657I got EXPLODING TORTOISE.I'm just picturing that thing you could do in Majora's Mask where you hid behind your shield while using the bomb mask so that you could repeatedly explode.
>>23581577>Jace Bearleren>Former Nazi Specialist in Ocult Arts soldier
>>23581695I was trying to think of something for him, and it's easy when you think of the Bear part, but the Wizard part really trips me up.Maybe he's a quite the showman, and uses nanomachines to do magic tricks or something? and he can seemingly teleport between cover, phase through walls, or pull large objects out of his sleeves?
Rolled 34, 96 = 130Give me something off-the-wall. Rolling.
>>23581743>Bear hugging people to death in the middle of a mine field.>>23581767>Bear hugging people to death in the middle of a minefield, with illusions and phase-shifting.I'm on board with this guy.
Rolled 34, 80 = 114>>23580608Rolling for great justice!
>>23581838>Tank AxolotlI what? how does that even work?
>>23581812>Tank ArmadilloIf >>23581761 is already talking about Majora's Mask, THIS guy could function like the the Goron Mask roll. Maybe his boss fight could someone incorporate a race? Not a fast race, but one where you're trying to slow him down as much as possible? I'm trying to think of less conventional boss fights, as that is something MGS does very well.
>>23581826I just had a great idea. He broadcasts taunting messages from one spot, you set up in the opposite building to kill him and then BOOM!The floor caves in as the shaped charges go off and you fall into a room where the Bear is just sitting, waiting for you
>>23581767Gay-Bear version of Jasper Maskelynehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jasper_Maskelyne..but Metal Gear Style.
>>23581865I like the idea of a race where your real objective is to fuck over the other guy, but I just keep coming back to this guy.
Rolling up a team of my own.
>>23581865Maybe not race per se, but race against time. You know, he doesn't need to beat you face-to-face. He'd rather wait for death to come to you.
Rolled 9, 70, 64, 34, 67, 45, 93, 80, 49, 84, 4, 33 = 632>>23581911I am a tard.
Rolled 72, 63, 9, 6, 56, 1, 73, 46 = 326I think I'll try for a team this time, something to compliment WIZARD BEAR and LIGHTNING LION up there
>>23581863The Axolotl actually has incredible regenerative powers, being able to grow back limbs, spinal cord, jaw- and most everything else WITHOUT scaring; their bodies also accept foreign organs without issue, AND the creature was believed by the Aztecs to be a manifestation of the god Xolotl: the ferryman of the dead to the underworld.
>>23581933So along with WIZARD BEAR and LIGHTNING LION we have:Commando GerbilMortar WaspThrasher SpiderPraying Husky
>>23581948Self regenerating mountain of a man.
>>23581891>>23581921Dead on.It would definitely be a departure from the norm- exactly in style with the MGS series, what with boss fights like Sniper Wolf, The End, and Psycho Mantis.
>>23581948Sounds cool and I always liked the little buggers.
>>23581925Okay, so we have>Mortar Hare>Hunter Leopard>Rushing Fox>Sniper Axolotl>Mysterious Chimpanzee>Shotgun Puma
> 31 / 66Exploding Lemming.Oh God. I don't even.
>>23582049So think about a guy, who can clone himself and every clone of his and himself has aa explosive charge in their bodies which they can detonate at will. So what does that guy do? Commands his clones to mindlessly charge at you, exploding as they come near.Good luck guess which one's the real one.
>>23581957WIZARD BEAR: Team leader and, suprisingly for his sheer muscle mass, the brains of the outfit. Known for spending weeks preparing his battlefield, this Russian close quarters combatant is a true terrorLIGHTNING LIONNESS: Powerful, fast and agile, the Lionness hunts with speed and strength, relying on her electric claws to deal the final blowCommando Gerbil: An infiltration expert, the Gerbil's affectionate nickname stems from his almost obessive need to have food on him at all times, to help him survive in the worst conditions imaginableMortar Wasp: A strangely detached individual, relying on advanced personal flight suit to glide around the battlefield to set up his mortar support weapons, taking inordinate glee in striking from many directions at onceThrasher Spider: Straightforward almost to a fault, the Spider scuttles towards the enemy, climbing almost any surface with her advanced prosethic limbs, before killing her target with a furiously fast stream of attacks. Also enjoys displaying her victims in silken cocoonsPraying Husky: An intensely spiritual man, after an arctic warfare op went wrong he was heavily cyberised against his will. No longer caring for his new "body", he now impassionately burns his enemies to death, marching through the flames he leaves behind in a desperate bid to escape the cold of his new metal form
>>23582015>Mortar HareHe's set up a variety of man-portable artillery pieces around the battlefield and rushes between them so his enemy is always in a killzone from at least two angles.>Hunter LeopardNot that interesting, obviously a stalking type>Rushing Foxkekekekekeke>Sniper AxolotlAmphibious, snipes from just above the waterline.>Mysterious ChimpanzeeMaster spy, can change identity at the drop of a hat. Gets in close under the guise of an ally, then shanks you.>Shotgun PumaFuck yeah.
Rolled 4, 2, 4, 2, 5, 9, 2, 10, 2, 7 = 47>>23581921rawling power band
>>23582186Oh check it, twins
>>23582186Shit man, you like those twos.
Rolled 45, 30 = 75>>23580608Raidens new partner
>>23582286>Vulcan FlamencoIncredibly flamboyant, has the ability to survive in extreme heat
Rolling for awesome.
>>23582317Not actually Raidens friend, just a Mexican cyborg suffering from PTSD who has followed Raiden around ever since he saw him in the Mariachi outfit
Rolled 42, 48, 22, 3, 83, 54, 64, 16, 100, 33 = 465>>23582243that tends to happen if you roll 10 d10s, DOH! (The Mosquito Shotgun Twins though, hmm...)
Rolled 62, 62, 29, 79, 87, 63, 61, 83, 76, 80 = 682>>23582328Derp.
>>23582436Crystal MouseThunderstorm WeaselGunner GerbilBrass OrangutangSoulless Axolotl
>>23582532Should we archive this along with the first thread? Its shorter but it does contain the updated generator
Rolled 10, 54, 10, 97, 14, 39, 76, 30, 84, 8 = 422>>23582420>Unstoppable LabradorUses an impenetrable tower shield in battle and is otherwise a master tracker and hunter. good with kids?>Freezing Fireflyfuck you dice, there's only ONE animal with the word "fire" in its name and you had to pair it with "freezing"Uses a liquid oxygen Jet Pack for short flights in battle as well as to to freeze her foes before igniting them with a flick of their trademark cigarillo. not gonna lie, totally just imagining this as a Metal Gear version of Starbucks from nuBSG>Changing AntelopeTeam Face, master of disguise and infiltration. no one has seen his face for even when not disguising it for an operation he wears a full face plate with antelope horns.>Hunter ViperSniper of the team, uses poison and tranquilizer darts instead of bullets to kill foes.>Lone PumaTeam leader, Combat MILF expert at mountain operations with an eye for younger men.
I beg someone to create a ruleset that works well with Metal Gear.It would be so sweet.
Rolled 7, 83 = 90Rollin!
Rolled 67, 97 = 164>>23582744ROCKET ORANGUTAN!
Rolled 1, 20 = 21>>23582756I'm imagining some kind of rocket assisted parkour expert
>>23582774Revolver TuataraNow, as established earlier, Tuatara characters can percieve space time, so I'm a gunslinger who can prenaturally determine his enemies position?
>>23582702What if I create a system for playing...Metal Gear AC!D
Rolled 7, 3 = 10>>23582858Then everything is run off of disposable Solid Snake clones. also rolling
Rolled 12, 22 = 34>>23583016wow Rocket Firefly. That's pretty fitting and fucking cool>captcha: upcusse CONFLICTObviously a survivor of the tragic Upcusse Conflict, Rocket Firefly only survived because he was a crazy motherfucker that strapped rockets to himself. Ramming and shooting deadly nanomachine-filled bottle rockets is his combat style.
>>23582824I can just imagine a cut scene where Snake is hiding from him and he's monologuing like a boss."Cover can't help you! Camouflage cannot hide you! I'll always find you!" *He spin 180 degrees, flourishing as he points to a familiar rectangle in the corner of the room* "YOU'RE IN THE BOX, SNAKE!"
>>23583044Snakes inner monologue: Shit! How did he figure out I was in this cardboard box?
>>23583044>There's only one way to defeat a guy who can see the future...Pime Taradox time.
>>23583255>Press Select>Change controls>Now you're over Rifle Tuatara
>>23583263>Invert controls>"How are you doing this? Its like your doing the exact opposite of what I predicted!"
>>23583263>>23583285I really love these as the way to beat RT. Exceptionally Metal Gear-ish.
>>23582603I would, but I can't. On a phone.
Rolled 38, 81 = 119>>23583498Already archived.
>>23583498Its already archived, figured the updated generator was worth it>>23583471Heh, nice
>>23580856So we've got an expanded roster of:RIfle Tautara, Precognitive SniperShotgun Rabbit, Quick with a powerful shotgunDynamite Husky, a Crazed, Explosive survivalist,Wizard Bear, who has awesome abilities that I can't define, Shield Ferret, World's best drivr,and last but not least, Metal Corgi.
>>23583653>"YOU ARE A LOOSE CANNON, CORGI! A LOOSE CANNON!">"But I'll be damned if you aren't adorable."
>>23583653I had no Idea. That makes six. Also there are a few animal names from other games we haven't used: Viper, Bison, Duck, Hawk, and Scarab. Do we have owl?
>>23583653Truly the greatest challenge a Metal Gear protagonist has ever faced.What are our goals?
>>23583696Oh yeah, weasel.
>>23583701I'm not sure.
>>23583676>I wanted to be a lone wolf>But i attract to much undesired attention...
>>23583701>Assemble Metal Gear>Acquire nuclear launch codes for our missile for Metal Gear>Hold United States hostageWhat the fuck else would we go?
Perhaps, in reference to the Corgi's origins as a small breed of herding dog, Metal Corgi grew up on a farm in Wales?As a bonus this would give her the most adorable Welsh accent.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welsh_Corgi
>>23583757>Adorable chipper Welsh yandere cyborg girl
>>23583792This can only get worse.
>>23583757>Throws herself down a flight of stairs. Stands up. "Alrigh' Snake, wha's occurin'?"
>>23583792>Adorable chipper Welsh yandere cyborg farm girlftfy
>>23583792>>23583801>>23583809>Adorable chipper Welsh yandere cyborg farm girl with a genius level intellect
>>23583792Yeah, but what are her weapons?
Rolled 33, 8 = 41>>23583855I thought her deal was her nigh-indestructible body?
>>23583855She is the weapon. Given her near invincibility and density, she attempts to body slam Snake to death.
>>23583855A swarm of tiny combat drones? After all, Corgis were said to be the preferred mounts of faerie warriors, their markings on their coat coming from the faerie harnesses and saddles.
>>23583808>Finally manages to hurt her >She just utters a stream of welsh with english swear words mixed in
>>23583871>Adorable chipper Whelsh yandere cyborg farm girl who attacks by glompingNo siree Bob, this is not my fetish. Nope. Nu-uh.
>>23583871>she attempts to body slam Snake to deathWhile flirtatiously whispering in his ear whenever she manages to get a hold on him?
>>23583653Imma request drawfaggotry of this some day. Also, what about Wizard bear? Husky? Ferret? Metal gear?
>>23583871Oh shit, pair her up with Wizard Bear and his amazing strength and intellect, he uses her as a wrecking ball to trap Snake in ruined buildings
Rolled 25, 50 = 75ROLLIN'
>>23583883Given how she is defeated by sinking to the bottom of the ocean I can see her swearing the entire way down actually.>>23583908Given that the unit is named Those Guys, I'm putting my vote in for Metal Gear Gygax.
>>23583949Metal gear gygax.
Rolled 96, 88 = 184>>23583949Metal Corgi better not need to breath and just walks out weeks later. Dibs.
>>23583978Oh lordy, post-credit stinger of her Codecing Snake"That wasn't very nice what you did to poor little old me, Snake. But I don't mind. Really, I don't."In her thick accent of course. I don't really know Welsh accents enough to type one.
Rolled 10, 96, 28, 81, 74, 79, 96, 92, 6, 94, 69, 5 = 730Another squad of badasses.
>>23583977Metal Gear G, Officially. It's nicknamed "Gygax"Also Pic is GANDER, from a non-canon game.
>>23584007So should I utilize Acid or should I go for a alternative reality angle?
Rolled 68, 37 = 105>>23584011Metal Corgi becomes the next generation of Snake level operatives....just from her stalkering of Solid Snake.>captcha: Huff's ceXewerHe keeps loosing her at Huff's Xewer.
>>23584045Just say that card games are his hobby, as a refrence to ac!d.
>>23584066CARD GAMES ON METAL GEARS!
>>23584028IN this batch of crazy we have:>Cannon Armadillo>Cyclone Lemur>Destruction Weasel>Bashing Mammoth>Machinegun Rhino>Guardian Beetle
>>23584085A destruction heavy team, I like. Bag of bruisers there and no mistake
Rolled 16, 2 = 18>>23584085Guardian Beetle really stands out to me. I can see a guy in heavy armor but rockets out the wazoo so he can quickly boost around and guard his comrades. And his helmet has that bitchin stag beetle horn for goring.
>>23584066Good idea.Ac!d Hyena was a test subject by a revolutionary force funded under the table by several government officials. The experiments caused him to secret vast amounts of corrosive acid from his body, leaving his body badly scarred before he could be modified to be resistant to it. Forced to remain in a suit capable of withstanding his acidic sweat, he learned various card games to pass the time, as they were the only things he was allowed in his cell. When finally put into combat, he adapted to the role of saboteur, burning through cables, tank tracks and ammo boxes with his bare hands. He began gaining pleasure from the laments of his enemies as he slowly dismantled their war machine, laughing at their anguished cries. While his suit made any use of normal weapons impossible, he instead trained in wrestling, burning his enemies to death in his embraces, laughing all the while.
Rolled 11, 62 = 73[INCOMING CODEC CALL][IDENTIFYING SIGNAL...]
>>23584260>Hammer MouseJesus what
>>23584277An obscenely strong midget who wields a gigantic hammer?
Rolled 18, 39 = 57>>23584277>>23584295Or a guy so hyped up on super steriods that the rest of him started shrinking?
>>23584295>>23584312All those steroids stunted his growth.
>>23584085Cannon Armadillo sounds awesome, I'm thinking of some enourmous dude with armour plating that slides back to reveal huge back mounted cannons
>>23583978>>23584011I believe someone pitched the idea of her surviving her sinking and pouting at her commander for not being allowed another "go" at Snake, so we'll say she survived.
>>23584387>not a massively armored dude with a shoulder-mounted M242 Bushmaster 25mm Chain-fed Autocannon
>>23583653I think ferret should say something like "I feel the need... The need for speed!"
Rolled 71, 65 = 136This is fun.
>>23584476Jumps around and bullets seem to curve away from him.
Rolled 10, 43 = 53>>23584423>Essentially a walking BradleyHell to the yesI don't know why I'm rolling, its not like I'll top my previous best of WIZARD BEAR but what the hell
>>23583653Anyone willing to help me fill in the blanks here?:It would presumably be listed:Name and specialty QuotePhysical DescriptionPersonality (Optional, I suppose. Are they crazy like Fatman- a natural hunter like Sniper Wolf? or what?)Where you fight them (Would be best if they all took place in one general area)How to beat themHere's an example- it's vague simply because It's not my Those Guys Member:>Rifle Tautara, Precognitive Sniper"The binocular vision of a predator lets them see their prey in three dimensions. My third eye opens up a fourth. My rifle aims not for where you are, but for where you will be."He's a lanky man that, on top of his precognition, can't be seen with thermal goggles due to his cold blood, and has a tattoo of an eye on his forehead over a scar from a ritual trepanning he endured as a child that awakened his psychic abilities.Personality unknown.(?)Fight would presumably take place between two tall buildings.You have to beat him by inverting your controls, therefore doing the OPPOSITE of what he predicts.
>>23584423Wait wait wait.What about, TWO shoulder-mounted Bushmasters, AND one he uses like a massive LMG?
>>23584537Cannon JackalInteresting, an artillery expert used to working with scavenged or jury rigged ammunition?Or someone capable of making a functional fire arm with any old junk in minutes
Rolled 37, 2 = 39[BEEP BEEP][BEEP BEEP]
>>23584564Maybe he starts off like pic related, then reveals each bushmaster as he goes on in the fight?>inb4 THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
>>23584563I always saw him as a well spoken Englishman, with a slightly maniacal edge to him. I'd also like to add "Your future is in my sights, and I shall snuff it out!" to the end of his quote.