Pulling yourself together, you smile at her and slowly sheath Mournful Muramasa.

"Not to worry. I will soon have this blade experience the blood of... many.."

1/2 Kind of blushes at that," Woah, oh-oh.. Heh.. If you say so... Are you like, roleplaying or something? I've got a few friends that do that. Nothing Ero or anything. But ya know, just kind of being in character. They're part of a Guild called Tea Gin."

"Huh, well that's kind of cool, you part of it?"

"Nah, just kind of doin' my own thing for now. Might check out the arena when I finally get some levels." 1/2 clenches her hands in a manner as though she's choking someone," I'll finally get those damn PKers in a spot where it's fair! Then again... at this rate, I won't be getting levels to... Heh.."

"Well, you going to be playing for a while? I may be new, but I played R:1. We could go hunting together."

1/2 smiles, "Yeah, sure, why not. But I'll be helping up level more until you catch up. Not a big difference though..."

Leaning over in your direction, 1/2 simply says," Well, invite me to your party!"

"Oh, um, how do I do that?"

"Open the menu, select my member address and then send me a short mail with an invite attached to it!"

You follow 1/2's instructions and find the recently acquired address, sending her a short mail that says, "Ok. :) "

{1/2 Has joined the party!}

"Good, now. For the area... Would you like to pick, or should I pick?"

>[] She picks.
>[] You pick.
>[] Other

>>23652532
>[x]You pick
Might as well.

>>23652532
>random

Clearly, nothing can go wrong with this.

>>23652532
[X] She picks.

It would be a measure of good faith and might aid us in making a new friend if we show that we show some faith in her to pick a good lowbie area.

Rolled 19

AWWWW YEA .Hack TIME!

Side-thing... I was thinking that our PC has a fu man chu moustache.... Y/N?

>>23652682
Eh...no... not really...

With a smile, and a small bow, you say," It would be this samurai's honor for his new companion to chose."

1/2 is somewhat taken aback by your roleplay, recoiling slightly, giggling, and with a roll of her eyes," Ohhhkay! Heh.."

The two of you walk over to the gate and she inserts the area word.

"Here we go!" She hops as the two of you teleport...


........

Entering:: Sacred Superior Venom Fang

Loading Dungeon...

>>23652682
As a former teenage weab I don't see it.

>>23652682
nah, cats already have whiskered eyebrows and near their mouths. It'd look weird to have a thick fu man chu. Sometimes cats get a bit of a soul patch going when they clean themselves goin' tho.

{Mission: Collect the treasure from the Beast Temple!}

You find yourselves at the entrance to a massive cave with purple flamed braziers at either entrance.

There's a thick forest behind the two of you and overhanging the mouth of the temple is the carving of an immense serpent opening it's gaping mouth wide for the entry of the two of you.

The sky is dark, and the cavern darker..

1/2 Starts to run on," Come on, let's go inside! We need to get to the bottom!"

"A-Alright!" The samurai in you is a bit perturbed by the daunting temple.. especially at lowly, least honorable level 1.

>[] Proceed forward and onward! (Roll 1d100 for encounters!)
>[] Stay where you are, you aren't sure about this...
>[] (Other)

>>23652772

Was thinking that the whiskers drooped into a Fu manchu.

Rolled 41

>>23652853

Ignore your fears Ronnin! a samurai must fight, for his honor!

Rolled 27

>>23652853
ONWARDS!

Rolled 16

>>23652853
charge after her into the dungeon like a boss
alright let's do this! Leeroy! Jennnnkins!

>>23652901
>>23652888
>>23652871

Lol-fail...

Rolled 76

>>23652984
we weaboo so to hell!

You charge in after 1/2 screaming, "Gomenasai!!!"

You catch up to her just as she takes the first hit from combat with a freaky-looking half-snake goblin.

{Combat start!}
A blue field encircles the two of you and locks you in the combat zone.

"Goddamnit! I've never seen a mob like this! It hit me before I even saw it coming!"

Three Snake Goblins are charging at you and 1/2, She unsheathes dual swords with a ripping chainsaw running through them and engages the one on the left, laying into it with rapid attacks, pushing the thing back into the blue barrier.

"Come on Mifune!" She calls back to you."

What do you do?

>[] Attack... (Select, middle, right, or left.)
>[]Use Arts
{Sword Flash Available}>Select target.
>[] Defend.
>[] (Other)

(These are just basic options, if you have specific combat methods, those are welcome!)

Rolled 55

>>23653095
Attack always attack first.

>>23653095

attack left one. work together to take them down.

>>23653095

Attack Middle - HEAD!

Oh, and roll
Against DC 40!

Rolled 77

>>23653095
>Attack

Focus on 1/2 target (left). Keep working our way down the line from there.

>>23653095
[x]use sword arts
[x]target center large mob

cut off the general's head, and the others will falter and fall shortly after.

Rolled 89

>>23653095

Attack the left one, but keep an eye on 1/2's back. I think we've got heavier armor than her.

Also, the quest name should totally be .hack//Quest. Just puttin' it out there.

Rolled 4

>>23653145
DC 40? lemme take a crack at this. Rollin!

>>23653194

Gotchya. Will do that for Archive!

>>23653200

Well, you got the 4...

Ohhhh, snap, it's .hack quest time! Wooot!

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>>23653200
No, you get THE DICK

>>23653270
god damn it descartes, you killed the fucking quest thread!

I advance swiftly on 1/2's target, she slams the snake goblin into the barrier and with a a leap, I cut the thing in half on the rebound, the cold flame of Mournful Muramasa shimmer in the air as something seems to slip into the blade.

You take a sharp and hard look at the sword, curious of what had just happened.

"Hey, lookout!"

1/2 calls out to you as you get a knocked in your back from the mid goblin's vengeful attack. You get slammed into the barrier as the right snake goblin follows up on it. Don't they seem a bit coordinated?

{Health is at 2/3}

The mid goblin goes for another hit to bounce your form against the barrier but 1/2 intervenes with an art, "Gale Blade!" She shouts, flashing and performing a beautiful maneuver that causes both of the nearby snake-gobs to get caught up in her attack.

You hear the frenzied running of her chainsaw-blades as she strikes across the horizon, spins around for another hit, and finishes off the two of them with the downward pressure of an air-blade.

The goblins all lie dead and the barrier dissipates.

{6 gp acquired!}
{300/1000 exp acquired!}

1/2 gibes you a weird look," Hey, hey, you said you played R:1 right? Can't just go looking at your pretty sword mid-combat... Focus Samurai, focus!"

>[] Respond(Write in)
>[] Say nothing, and continue onward.
>[] (Other)

>>23653388

Shhh, I'm makin a sammich between posts...

>>23653406
>[] Respond(Write in)
"Sorry about that, 1/2, I'll pay more attention." Check the stats on the weapon, and see if anything has changed. If so, share this revelation.

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>>23653406

"...Yea, you're right, sorry"

Okay...serious business time.

>>23653443
Yea check mournful muramasa

>>23653406
>[] Respond(Write in)

My blade, it did something strange. It started shimmering as soon as the first goblin died. no weapon I ever used in the world I did that

>>23653443
second this

"Sorry about that, 1/2, I'll pay more attention...
My blade, it did something strange. It started shimmering as soon as the first goblin died. no weapon I ever used in the world I did that..."

You show the still drawn blade, and it looks as it usually does. 1/2 gives you a strange look, as though you're crazy.

"Must be some kind of graphical glitch or something. You'll run into them now and then... If it gets too bad, you should report it as a bug."

You check the stats on the weapon. Nothing seems to have changed, still lv 1, Curse attack, sleep attack... Rare 5... Nothing unusual... How strange.

>[] Guess it was nothing, let's move on! (1d100 for encounters!)
>[] I want to go back to town...
>[] (Other)

Oh, yeah. Sammich is done. and it's a bombass sandwich .

Rolled 35

>>23653609
>[] Guess it was nothing, let's move on!

Rolled 51

>>23653609
>[] Guess it was nothing, let's move on!

Welp. Continue on!

Rolled 11

>>23653609

Onwards to redeem ourself for that (very embarrasing) moment!

Rolled 50

>>23653624
what kinda sammich? I had dinner myself a little while ago, had some kick ass chicken fajitas.

[x] guess it's nothing, let's keep going!

>>23653651

Subway-style veggie sandwich. Loaded it with pretty much every veggie I have on hand, some aged cheddar, and red wine vinaigrette.

>>23653716
sounds pretty good. not too sure on how the red vinaigrette would taste with the cheddar, but to each his own.

You suppose it was nothing, likely just a graphical effect or something.

"Right, let's go onward!" You run ahead first this time, hoping to ammend your first embarassment...

"Hey, waiiit!"

1/2 begins to run after you. Hey, well, she set the energy! Charge headfirst into danger!

Eventually the two of you hit a split in the serpent's cave. One path heads on up, the other heads on down. In the middle of the path is a sign lit by a brazier.

It reads, " Down into the sky of despair, or up into the pit of snake."

You blink and reread that sign, is that a typo or something?

1/2 seems to be thinking about which way to go.

>[] Allow your most honorable companion to decide!
>[] Head to the up path!
>[] Head to the down path!
>[] (Other!)

"(n any case, roll 1d100!)

>>23653816
Awesome. It tastes awesome.

Don't ruin this for me man!

Rolled 84

>>23653848
Say we would like to go down, but it's up to her.

Rolled 5

>>23653848
Head to the up path!
Snakes sound easier than a sky of despair.

Lets go!

Rolled 62

>>23653848
[x]other: "hmmm, most honorable companion- I don't suppose you would have a coin to decide such matters. Maybe the goddess of luck would steer us towards the correct path."

Rolled 40

>>23653885
WIMP

>>23653848
Down!

Rolled 13

>>23653848
Sky of despair

>>23653876

That's what the beta-male said. Hur-hur-hur.

>>23653945
Ahahahahahahahahaahahaha. you think you're funny don't you?

Rolled 99

>>23653848
>Head Down
"So you down with going down"

>>23653848
"So, you wanna go down?"

>>23653991

THE DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN!
INNUENDO AND ALL

>>23653991
>99
Chickachickabow

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>>23654022
Dude, I think you meant to say "Bow chicka bow wow."

With a smile, you point to the down path and proudly declare," My most honorable companion!" You break character for a moment," You down with going down?"

1/2 smiles and throws her head back in a laugh, "Wow, so the Samurai's got jokes! I'll only go down... if you go down first." She finishes with a wink emote ;).

Taking your joke in stride, you head on down to the "sky of despair."

As the two of you head deeper, the cavern seems to open up and everything begins to get foggy. The two of you continue to head deeper as the purple braziers end and between the clouds up top and the sheer space, it feels like the two of you are outside.

You feel a drop of water on your face as it begins to rain inside of the serpent's cave... seems that this is what it meant by "Sky of Despair..."

"Wow, this is pretty amazing. I swear, CC Corp does killer work on their areas. I love this rainy foggy area! Oh, be careful in fights, we're more likely to slip on the wet stones in here!"

"Ah, thank you for the advisement, most honorable companion! I will adjust my mosoooost esteemed stance!"

You say as you draw out Mournful Muaramasa and stand in an In no kamae stance, sword guard level with your face and pointed straight up, the ghastly fires of your katana seem to dance as the drops of sad rain hit it...

In the rain, the two of you see a blue field like the one you had fought in before...
{Battle Area} is seen floating around it.

There are some more snake goblins peering at the two of you through the fog... But the two of you could easily slip around either...

>[] Enter Battle Area!
>[] Attack the goblins!
>[] Skip this trash.
>[] (Other)

>>23654248
>Attack the goblins!

>>23654248
>[] Enter Battle Area!
We need the XP.

>>23654248
Time to shine Muramasa!

>>23654248
>I'll only go down... if you go down first.
But of course. To do otherwise would bring shame upon my house.
>[] Enter Battle Area!
We have no need for dishonorabru stearth.

>>23654309

Don't channel the westaboo japanese kid...

Bad luck... Heh.

Rolled 72

>>23654248
>[] Enter Battle Area!
Take this! My love! My anger! And all of my gomenasai!

>>23654341
>>23654309
>>23654281


Entering the battle area!

Roll for good luck!

1d100 my friends!

Rolled 21

>>23654373
rollin!

Rolled 23

>>23654373
TEN THOUSAND YEARS!

Rolled 17

>>23654373
Roll you say?

>>23654387
>>23654394
>>23654412

And I was hoping for low rolls...

>>23654421

Is high better or low?

>>23654457

High is better.

I was hoping for bad outcome on this.

Not like I'm the dice-god... I can hope for bad things to happen...

Rolled 1

>>23654373
NOPE NOPE NOPE, rolling!

>>23654518
>1

...please somebody...kill me....

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Rolled 97

>>23654518
Way to go there champ.

>>23654532
I think whatever we find is going to do that for us...

Rolled 15

>>23654373
>Rushing into fog
>Ever a good idea

Well might as well roll.

You and 1/2 run into the field with all of your vigor! Partying with this chick really gets you caught up in her energy!

With some resistance, the two of you break into the barrier just in time to see the knight from earlier smashed into the blue barrier on the opposite side of the field to you.

The culprits are a huge Ya tribe beastman wielding a colossal broadsword. His character skin is that of a panda... a muscular, and savage panda with s red aura surrounding him. The huge thing laughs heartily as it slams the knight back into the barrier, juggling him.

The Panda roars," Ahhh, these fucking Lord Partizans! Heavy armor and def progression is so fucking lame! Takes forever to get them out of these cans!"

A small Tu tribe beastwoman in the style of a Red panda sits patiently on the side-line with her staff on her lap, seemingly floating as she stands on a fluffy tail.

"Hey, heyyy.. Lorelai! There's some newcomers. You gonna kill them too? Make it quick, I've got a roast in the oven."

The panda relents in his assault and turns to see the crazed smile and look in his eyes," Oh?"

How do You act?

>[] Attack! (State which one to target)
>[] Use your arts!
>[] Wait and then counter.
>[] (Other)

>>23654626

>[] Wait and then counter.

Much kendo training starts with a counter. Best way to kick his ass.

>>23654626
c-can we retreat? I mean...no point in jumping RIGHT into our death...further

>>23654626
>poor knights superior western steel didn't save him
What arts do we have again?

>>23654626
>>[] (Other)
Challenge the Ya Tribe Beastman to honorable combat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1fTbDJiyrM

So how are we supposed to pronounce 1/2's name? Half? Or One over Two?

>>23654670

"Sword Flash" is available.

>>23654674
>PK
>Honorable combat

Unlikely.

>>23654689
Do we know what it does?

>>23654687

The former works.

>>23654708
Ken hasn't even tried it yet.

Important not on arts!

After performing one, fail or success, you cannot use one for the next "turn"

>>23654626

Wait and counter

>>23654729

note on* fml

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>>23654626
[x]other: we toss a party invite to the weary "honorabu" lord partizan so he can share in our xp...AFTER WE KICK SOME PKER ASS.

As far as combat goes though, we should get into a counter stance- to fuck up panda if he charges us or prep ourself to attack what I assume is a spell caster.

>mfw I think I recognize what NPCs these are from the last thread

>>23654729
I'd say give the arts a try. Sword flash might catch them off guard.

>>23654626
Wait and Counter.

>>23654754

Need to get his member address first. can see about that...

If you guys win.

>>23654818

Not bloody likely

I want to do 'YOUR SOUL IS MINE' so bad, though.

Rolled 51

>>23654626
Wait and counter his ass.

Rolled 50 + 20

Roll against my roll for success!

Rolled 90

>>23654896

Hopefully we don't die that would suck

Rolled 87

>>23654896

How do I roll dice?

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>>23654915
Oh yeah.

Rolled 4

>>23654626
>[] Wait and then counter.
Prepare ourselves to turn his momentum against him.

Rolled 8

>>23654896
taste our steel fiend!

>>23654942
okay, i'm a little annoyed that I'm rolling like a level 1 character tonight.

Rolled 43

>>23654870
Taste my steel

>>23654965
But anon, we ARE a level one character.

>>23654989
You face is a level one character! We R:1 Vets...kinda....

You decide to wait for the panda to charge, readying a counter to turn the force of that heavy blade away.

You see the panda step into the wet ground and charge across the terrain at you, the colossal chainsaw sword over her head.

"Die kitty!" The panda roars as he brings the sword across, you duck down as the wild momentum carries the panda and causes him to slip on the rocks.

From your ready position you bring your blade across his legs, feeling the sword glance off slightly off the armor, but still biting the PC.

Falling and rolling away from the cut, the Panda regathers himself and smiles," Heh, looks like the Samurai Kitten has some claws, maybe you'll be more fun than this fuck'n Partisan spewing knightly shit? 1 on 1, pah!"

You notice that the ghastly flames of your weapon surround the pc you had just struck, it takes her a moment to realize the fact and she roars once more, irritated," Bah, Molly! This fuckin twirp cursed me!"

The Red Panda sighs and lazily raises her staff," Rip-"

She's interrupted by 1/2 and the injured knight attacking her at once with arts," Gale Blade!" She shouts, while the knight comes in from above," Air Raid!"

The Red panda is struck from both sides and her spell is interrupted.

"God bless it Lorelai! They're working together now! Do something!"

"Molly!" The panda turns to assist her friend.

>[] Attack while the Panda's back is turned.
>[] Use Arts! (Sword Flash, Select Target)
>[] (Other)

Have a good feeling that the status effects that Muramasa can dish out will literally be the only thing that saves you guys...

>>23655155

>[] Use Arts! (Sword Flash, Asshole infront of us)

Rolled 4

>>23655186
seconded

Rolled 95

>>23655155
>[] Use Arts! (Sword Flash, Select Target: Lorelai)
We can beat the fuzzy pandas no problem.

Rolled 91

>>23655155
>[] Use Arts! (Sword Flash, Panda)

Still rolling?

Rolled 77

>>23655155
Sword flash

>>23655155
[use arts] target tiny caster- time for the wombo combo! (seriously, if we cut off the magical/healing support the big guy will be easier to deal with)

>>23655155
>>[] Use Arts! (Sword Flash, Select Target)
Sword Flash the healer.

>>23655280
my nigga

>>23655280

Healers getting pummled.

Need to disrupt and distract the DPS.

>>23655155
>[] Use Arts! (Sword Flash, Select Target)

Time to figure out what this damn Sword Flash thing is.

Rolled 60 + 10

Dince most of you guys already rolled ( and well) I won't let them go to waste, and use the roll of this post as the conflict roll.

Action being taken... "Sword Flash on the Panda, Lorelai!"

Rolled 82

>>23655186
This. Stick with the enemy before us; ganging up on the mage is dishonorable. Besides, we must have faith in our allies.

>>23655399
>70
>VS. 71, 77, 91

Oooooh dis gun be guuuuud.

>>23655399

DIE.

"I'M SORRRRY!"

And his soul does enter:
"YOUR SOUL IS MINE!"

Oh, and for status effects... with attacks, do 3d100 rolls. I'll use #2 for curse and #3 for sleep. Anything 75+ activates the effect.

Curse effect: Seals the enemy's arts. 1 turn.
Sleep effect: Disables enemy actions. 3 turns or until struck.

>>23655496

Sooo... rolling for stats?... okay no, i dont trust myself, theres other posts already anyways...

Rolled 17

>>23655496
Let's do it.

Rolled 86, 42, 100 = 228

>>23655496
The time has come to raise our sword high so we may lay this panda fucker low!

Rolled 46, 26, 54 = 126

>>23655496
!

Rolled 6, 7, 32 = 45

>>23655496
HERE WE ARE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbyw

Rolled 90, 53, 6 = 149

>>23655496
Like this?

>>23655531

>100 on sleep

DOHOHOHO

Rolled 77, 7, 42 = 126

>>23655496
lets do this

Rolled 54, 20 = 74

>>23655523
Other two.

>>23655556
this is gonna be good.

Rolled 39, 39, 85 = 163

With the 100 on sleep, can we say "Shhhh, it's bed time"?

>>23655617

"Shh no tears. Rape now."

Then we wait out the other smashing the healer into the ground

You decide to see what this "Sword Flash" is from your game menu... Focusing on the panda before you... You see that you've taken a dark purple and red aura before advancing upon the Panda!

"Lorelai, look-" The Knight jousts the healer across the stage as 1/2 pursues the victim.

The Panda charges for your allies just as you unleash a blindingly fast slash upon her back, cutting her once, twice, and then three long strikes in sucession. Once more the attack glances on armor, however you feel the flesh of the panda get bitten by Muramasa on that third strike.

He falls to the ground snoring, while the player types up a bunch of aggressive messages.

"Goddamnit! Where'd a faggot lv 1 get a sleeping and curse weapon!? This is freaking Hax! Ughhh!"

You mute that player log for now.

Roleplay time!

"Shhh, it's bed time..."

You see that the knight threw the Red panda cleric in the air, and 1/2 smacks her down," Taaake this!"

They seem to be interrupting her casts, but not making much progress when it comes to taking her out...

>[] Attack!
>[] Use Arts! (On Cooldown)
>[] (Other)

>>23655698

Gomenasai, please choose a target for attack.

Also, if you put in descriptors, it'll help it out.

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>>23655698

[x] WAIT

We finish out duel.

And we do not butt into their fights.

/troll the player sleeping until the sleep expires.

Rolled 41, 94, 37 = 172

>>23655698
>>[] Attack!
Lay into the cleric.

Rolled 33, 47, 23 = 103

>>23655698
>>[] Attack!
Rush towards the little red panda and show them my sorrow. My trembling sorrow.

Rolled 17

>>23655698

Attack Healer. show these PKers what happens when the mess with us

>>23655698

Lets make best use of Molly state and attack the cleric.

>>23655698
[x]attack! No sense in striking the sleeping bear- the best course of action is attacking the potential healer caster- so while the panda is asleep- lets kick some clothie ass!

Rolled 16

>>23655713
Attack the cleric and wait till they launch her back up and slice at her while she's in the air.

Rolled 13, 9, 89 = 111

>>23655698

[x] ATTACK HEALER

>>23655698
>[] Attack!

Kill the healer.

>>23655731
This.

Rolled 23 + 20

Molly's defense roll.

Rolled 45 + 20

>>23655848

Fucked that up, meant to be - 20

Rolled 54 - 20

Testing,,,

>>23655848
>>23655864

/tg/ dice cant into negative

>>23655848

Well we know her dice roll.

DOOOOOOMED

Rolled 77, 68, 85 = 230

>>23655883
Crush! Kill! "Shhhh, no tears, just blood."

Rolled 66

Eh. Don't know which one you're going to use there so here's the roll anyways.

>>23655962

I've been taking the first 3 rolls.

For that Defense roll I botched, I'm using the first(modified properly.)

>>23656001
Goodie! I still say somebody should say something like "Shhhh, no tears, just blood." Maybe we can turn this into a sort of character shtick... always telling people to be quiet.

>>23656033
"Shhhh... Welcome to dark souls"

>>23656001
Yeah meant more for the defense roll you were doing. Didn't know which one to link to.

>>23656084
>dark souls

The game that is made of nightmares ... joy.

You feel that it's prudent to leave the big panda sleeping and follow up on the knocked red panda, cutting her up into the air for 1/2 to take advantage of her, knocking her back across the field while the knight rushes in with his "Air Raid" art again, skewering her multiple times in the air. Finally, 1/2 finishes the job with another slam into the wet stones and unleashes her art," Gale Blade."

The Cleric goes gray and lays on the wet field, dead. She types up a message," GG, PK you next time? LOL Need to get my roast now, kthnx... Also, watch out."

You look over just in time to see 1/2 smashed with the Panda shouting," Tiger Blitz!" Smashing the blade down on the poor twin blade, before bringing it over and finishing a V shaped swing, the motor on the Chainsaw greatsword running with the speed of a buzzing Razor.

A text bubble pops over the head of the Red Panda," Used a Caffeine Soda on Lorelai, she hates sleep condition. And Curse ran out. :P "

1/2 is out of commission just from that one strike.

The Knight looks like he'll drop in the next hit or two. Glancing over to me, the Knight smiles through his visor," Samurai! I have a smokescreen, we may have chance to run!"

"As if!"

The panda charges at the Knight.

>[] Attack!
>[] Use Arts!(Sword Flash)
>[] Other

Second) Whenever applicable it will be applied to an action. In the sense of, before, after, or doing.

>[] Agree to escape.
>[] Refuse, we shall fight.
>[] Decide later.

Rolled 72, 37, 66 = 175

>>23656123
>[] Use Arts!(Sword Flash)
>[] Refuse, we shall fight.
We will not leave a fallen comrade on the field of battle.

Rolled 8, 72, 88 = 168

>>23656123
>[x] Use Arts!(Sword Flash)
>[x] Refuse, we shall fight.
FOR GLORY! FOR JUSTICE!

Rolled 66, 77, 67 = 210

>>23656123

>[] Use Arts!(Sword Flash)
>[] Refuse, we shall fight.

Mifune abandons no ally.

Rolled 94, 89, 29 = 212

>>23656163
SO CLOSE ANON!

>>23656178
AWW yea, GJ!

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Rolled 52, 58, 36 = 146

>>23656123
A man who walks the way of the sword shall not turn and flee from a fight. No matter how terrible the foe.

>[] Use Arts!(Sword Flash)
>[] Refuse, we shall fight.

>>23656123
>[] Use Arts!(Sword Flash)
>[] Refuse, we shall fight.

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>>23656189
>Ben-To
Mah nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVKa0wKHIVE
>dose boots
Mmmmmmmmmmm.

Rolled 33 + 30

>>23656149
#1
>>23656178
#2
>>23656163
#3

I might make the margin for status effect a bit lower overall..

While it might be nerfing you guys, if you have a reasonable way to do so, please share, hm?

Otherwise, it may be less than reasonable.

>>23656249
>Not the sport shorts

Shame...

Rolled 68

>>23656256

We're just getting lucky. Obviously the...spirit of bushido is with us. Or something. Against such DISHONURABURR OPPONENTS, it's to be expected.

We'll pay for these rolls later. You'll see.

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>>23656249
Why did the BDs have to make things worse? Why?!

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>>23656259
Confirmed for never having fucked a chick in boots. Seriously, it's crazy. When she wraps her legs around you and you feel the leather rubbing against your bare skin...
Delicious.

>>23656256
/tg/ dice. Give it a few more rounds and you'll see some big time fails coming from it.

>>23656322

All rolls are failing over at the Lamia quest....

>>23656331
Same with the Harry Potter quest. This quest is stealing all the good rolls.

>>23656331
>Lamia quest
Eh? Lamia quest, the hell is that?

>>23656351
Quiet. We must make an appropriate sacrifice to the dice gods, for their blessings.

Rolled 20, 53, 40 = 113

>>23656331

And Meta Quest died over dicerolls so often that they came up with a foolproof system to bring back the dead as long as they held the field.

With the charge of the Panda again, you rush in with your purple and red-flamed Art," Sword Flash!" You call out to lend strength to the attack, and connect all three of your attacks with a two handed grip, a shallow cut on the first strike, a trace of your ghastly flames on the second, and the finally another knockout blow on the third, knocking the Panda out once more. "Shhh, sleeping time again..." you say to the panda as she he starts typing up another set of ruse messages...

"A man who walks the way of the sword shall not turn and flee from a fight. No matter how terrible the foe." You say calmly to the knight, as he stares at you with what might be scorn if you could see his eyes from the visor..

"You... I suppose this makes up for what happened before..."

"That was your own fault." You say, curt and without hesitation.

"Werr, I don't care. Herp me kiru this guy and we carr it even." It's strange to hear the galant voice of a knight come out with the asian slur on L's...

The panda is still asleep...

>[] Attack him!
>[] Wait for him to wake up.
>[] Run away!
>[] (Other)

Rolled 14, 45, 41 = 100

>>23656396

[x] Rez 1/2.
[x] Begin Combined Beatdown

>>23656396
>>[] Wait for him to wake up.
Muh honor!

>>23656396
Attack him. He started this, and asleep or not, we finish it. Coup de grace?

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>>23656408

Yesss

>>23656408

Nice sum.

No rez items.
1/2 will come back at the end if you guys win.

Rolled 77

>>23656396
Kick him awake wait for him to stand up then go to town.

>>23656408
This.

>>23656424

The only characters you should ever use... ever in combat...

>>23656424
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

Rolled 39, 94, 14 = 147

>>23656425
Combine our might with the Asian Knight! Kill! Kill! Kill!

And if we kill, we must say "Shhh, no tears. Only blood."

Rolled 19, 38, 66 = 123

>>23656396
>[] Attack him!

Finish this fight.

>>23656437
My team is Chie, Kanji, and Yukiko.

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Rolled 76, 56, 90 = 222

>>23656425

Fine

LETS DO THIS

>>23656451
"Shhh, no tears. Only blood. Blood my sword carves, and you will feed to it"

Rolled 47, 24, 95 = 166

>>23656422
Attack!

>captcha: abode baement

Probably, captcha.

Rolled 66, 35, 77 = 178

>>23656396
>[] Wait for him to wake up.
The victories they tell tales about aren't the ones won by circumstance.

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>>23656464

>>23656469
Nah, that's too psycho. We need to keep it short and simple.

Rolled 25

>>23656396
Kick him awake "Hey kid, wake up! You don't want to miss the bus do you?

Rolled 92 - 40

Defense roll(with massive handicap)

Rolled 76, 26, 81 = 183

>>23656511

Panda fats getting in the way

>>23656511
damn... thats a big ass number, but yay for massive handicap! (I feel like im playing a sort of DH now)

Rolled 34, 64, 65 = 163

>>23656511
"Shhhh, no tears, only blood."

>>23656533

Panda asleep.

And it actually won against the first three rolls...
>>23656408
>>23656451
>>23656452

Rolled 76, 10, 66 = 152

>>23656511
Slice and dice.

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>>23656555

Waht

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>>23656588
OH goodie, puchi came over to play from the Monster Tale Quest

>>23656555
So only counting the first roll of the first three responders?

>>23656555
Well, technically the second roll was a 77, but didn't have the required secondary rolls, yeah.

>>23656609
The second and third roll are for the curse and sleep effect.

>>23656609
first 3

Any other method(Selecting a random roll)
Averaging the rolls(Mediocre response 99% of time)

Aren't really good.

>>23656622
I did see that, and yeah.

>>23656635
Aye, #1 of the roll is whether you hit with the sword in the first place.

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>>23656599

Curse you namefield, for your sudden yet inevitable betrayal.

>>23656555

Technically we didnt hit... So he keeps sleeping!

And we can attack once more!

Rolled 49

>>23656555
REST IN PIECES!

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>>23656662
Now now Puchi, dont be shy~

You fumble your controller as you opt to attack, accidentally glancing the panda, causing him to spring awake,"Fu-"

You hardly get time to speak as he immeadiately springs into action, bringing his sword around in a humming chainsaw mode, you just barely block with Masamune but get pushed back.

The swing surprised the knight, and he was less fortunate.

It's just you and this very, very angry Panda... Not a sad panda... a pissed off one.

"I'm gonna shove this sword so far up your tail, your grandchildren are gonna hear you scream!"

The crazed Panda charges at you with the glow of an art...

>[]Attack!
>[] Get the hell out of the way!
>[] Counter with Sword Flash!
>[] (Other)

Rolled 55, 13, 17 = 85

>>23656696
Counter with Sword Flash!

Rolled 86

>>23656696
>Get the hell out of the way!

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Rolled 68, 60, 70 = 198

>>23656696

>[] Counter with Sword Flash!

"Just the way I liked it."

Rolled 96, 50, 96 = 242

>>23656696
>[] Counter with Sword Flash!

Yes, let us continue are spamming of ARTS!

Win or lose, fight to the end.

Rolled 95, 4, 25 = 124

>>23656696
>[] Counter with Sword Flash!
SPIRITS! GUIDE MY BLADE!

>>23656696
counter with sword flash

>>23656696
Wait, I thought we couldn't use an Art the next turn after we used one.

>>23656724
>>23656731
>>23656742

WELP, atleast sleep its on motion

>>23656761
The action that woke the panda up counted as a turn.

>>23656778
Oh yeah.

Rolled 50

No modifier this time.

Pure chance.

>>23656742
Hard to beat...

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>>23656695

Being an anon is nice.

I've been here since monday.

Rolled 40

>>23656742
"In the heat of battle"

"One must remain calm always"

"Farewell beast, SWORD FLASH!"

>>23656800

I've rolled a lot ending in 0....

"In the heat of war..
One must remain calm always..
Farewell beast, SWORD FLASH!"

You charge in to counter the monsterous Panda's technique.

With a growl, he brings the blade down however your weapon is far to quick!

After glancing so often against the other player's armor, you strike deeply into the weakpoints, you slide around to the back of the enemy and he falls," Damn... It...."

"Shhh... No tears... Only Blood. Gomenasai."

You see from the corner of your eye that something slips into your blade again, causing it to flash.

You take a look at the sword, perform the traditional maneuver to cast the gore off of your weapon and then calmly sheath Mournful Muramasa.

{Acquired 2,160 gp!}
{Level up! Lv2!}
{Acquired Wrath Legged Greatsword}
{Acquired Scroll of Life!}

1/2 and the knight slowly rise after the 2 pk bodies disappear. They seem exhausted.

"Awww man, we're down to 1 hp, and I didn't bring any healing items!"

The knight grumbles himself," Used arr of mine to stay arive earrier..."

You are still at 1/2 health. You handles that very well!

>[] Continue Onward with 1/2
>[] Find nearest portal to town.
>[] Speak to the knight(Write in)
>[] (Other)

>>23656965
>[] Speak to the knight(Write in)
Ask him how he's holding up. See if he's chilled out any since the temple.

So you guys killed your first PK... With an epic finish at that... Heh, heh...

Rolled 14

>>23656965
>[] Speak to the knight(Write in)

"Hey, look. I know we got off on the wrong start but I think we could help each other out, you know?"

>>23656965

We must also know when to retreat Ronnin, fall back to a portal town, also, get the knight adress

>>23656988
We PKK now

>>23656965
>>[] Find nearest portal to town.
1/2 needs to heal up, and we should probably see about spending our our gold.
Thank the knight for his aid, then let's get out of here. Dude's a dick. Not worth our time.

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>>23656965

>[] Speak to the knight(Write in)

Well we'll have two glass cannons. Care to join us? Lets see how far we can go before we ALL bite it."

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>>23656988

Whats the penalty for a party wipe?

Ingame it was game over but here?

Also, found that 1/2 NPC model?

>>23656965
Wait, is the knight a reverse weaboo?

>>23657039
Yup.

Rolled 63

>>23657039
westaboo

>>23657039
Cartoon fanatic.

>>23657035
Penalty is 1 downlevel.
And conversely, it's also why you guys got a straight level from the kill.

>>23656965
>[] Find nearest portal to town.

>>23657039
Yup, he's a hardcore westaboo.
Gave us all kinds of shit in the rast thread about being honorabru samurai, and how samurai aren't as KUURU as King Arthur, and blah blah blah.

>>23657073

Right.

Time to book it then. I don't think they'll want to lose a level.

Then we restore to full health and try this field again.

>>23657073
>Portal
SAVE SAVE SAVE

>>23657098

No save-station.

Dis an MMO bruddah.

>>23657073

Lets get back to town then.

We'll chat with the knight there.

>>23657077
I have a feeling he's going to be either our truest friend or worst enemy. Perhaps both.

>>23657157
I predict we're gonna have that whole archetypal "best friend/eternal rival" thing going on, and that fangirls will read LOADS of sexual tension into our relationship whether it's there or not.
And I'll take another wild stab and say he's the one who turns into a winged lipstick monster when we have our inevitable falling out.
Of course if it's any consolation, you know that chick who's totally into him and hates us? We're totally gonna get some.

"We need to get back to town. Where is the nearest portal?"

1/2 Points back at the way we came," Map says this way, I noticed one at that fork, we can come back here later... As usual I have shitty luck with PKs..." She gives you a coy smile," But I won't have to worry with this samurai here, hmmm?"

Your group, along with the temporary third member follow 1/2 without fault to the portal.

Instantly, your all back in the Eternal City Mac Anu!

Loading....

Back at the depot, there are few players around at this time of the night... It's getting awefully late, but first!

You turn to the knight and give a disciplined nod before dropping the ropleplay for a moment.

"Hey, look. I know we got off on the wrong start but I think we could help each other out, you know? I would be..."
Back on!
"Most honored for you to be my honorable companion!" You give the Knight a bow and 1/2 starts chuckling at your behaviour," Oh boy, this guy. Geez, you're sweet in a way, aren't you?" She looks at the knight that's frowning from the visible part of his mouth from visor, "Guess you two know each other, huh? Come on, give the bowing Samurai a break, heh? heh?"

The knight takes a knee, going lower than your bow," This knight wourd be most honoured to be your honourabru companion! The two of us sharr seek great honor... Together!"

Is he... trying to be more humble than you?

>[] He is! Humble yourself further!
>[] Hell yeah he is, take the chance to reign over him!
>[] Ignore it, what else do you have to say?(Write in)
>[] (Other)

>>23657243

That... Is only when honour is not involved.

>>23657251
>[] He is! Humble yourself further!
NONE HUMBLER!

>>23657243
Welp, guess we need to avoid any homoerotic water fights, seeing how it only takes one to turn ya queer.

>>23657251
>[] Ignore it, what else do you have to say?(Write in)
Don't make a big deal about it. Let him have this; he obviously needs it. Acquire new friend, heal up, buy stuff that we need; healing items and armor.

Also, didn't we get a nice sword or something? If we can't use it, see if either of them want it.

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>>23657264

So... Show me your honour?

>>23657251

[x] Surprise him by dropping the RP

"GREAT. Heres my member address. Care to give that dungeon another go? With the three of us it should be a piece of cake."

>>23657296
You OTHER honor....

>>23657302

BLOOD AND THUNDER

>>23657251
And the wild winds of fortune will carry us onward! Wither so ever they blow! Wither so ever they blow! Onward to glory we go!

>>23657291
>Also, didn't we get a nice sword or something? If we can't use it, see if either of them want it.
Yeah, we didn't get the PKs sword did we?

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>>23657302
Ok.

>>23657251
So what are the stats of the greatsword we got?

>>23657329

Did, yes.
It's a greatsword though. Need Edge Punisher job.

>>23657343

Gonna need to put in stat modifiers for equipment...

But, it's a lv 10 GS that's been customized with +10% chance to crit. (It's how 1/2 got killed so easily, aside from lv diff)

You guys also acquired Scroll of Life.

>>23657251
>[] He is! Humble yourself further!
WE HAVE TO GO LOWER!

"GREAT. Heres my member address. Care to give that dungeon another go? With the three of us it should be a piece of cake."

The knight stands as he gets your address," Here's, uh, mine too. I've got to rog off though, need to go to schooru. Hope to see you again rater!"

K. Alexander waves to 1/2 and you as he logs out.

Well, at least you made a new friend!

You and 1/2 are automatically restored in town.

You have funds for actual healing supplies, though you could always save them, or go around town.

You check your inventory and see that you have...

1 Wrath Legged
1 Scroll of Life...
1 Soul of Goblin
1 Soul of Murderer

... Eh? When did you get those?

You check Muramasa and see that it's still... Curse Attack
Sleep attack.
lv1.
Rare 5

What do you do?
>[] Go shopping!
>[] Check out what your items do...
>[] Use an item.
>[] Other

Soul of Ya Murderer*

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>>23657430

"Hey 1/2, check this out."

Open trade window. Let her see.

>>23657430
Check the souls, maybe they do something, or are worth something.

>>23657430
Wait a second our weapons fucking reaps SOULS that is fucking awesome...but what do we do with them?

check out what your items do...

>>23657430
"Hey 1/2, know what these items are? Don't recognize them from R:1."

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>>23657430
SOULS!!!

>>23657476

New warcry can be "Your soul is mine!"

>>23657482
Not until we're so far corrupted that we start actually looking like him.

>>23657482
Seconded(cause its true)

>>23657447
>>23657472
These.

>>23657466
Now the only question is, can we feed the reaped souls to it in order to make it stronger?
And what happens if we feed it a hundred Murderers' souls?