Find the Magi Arthur and bite him, bite him to death.

>>23997552
>Please pardon outdated image due to LAPTOP OBERST

"And this, new citizens of the Reich, is the exchanging of swords." He states, "Signifying the mutual bond of arms our people shall share in!" His voice booms across the gathered crowds, thousands of people staring at you as you draw your sword, presenting it hilt-first to Knight Commander Beregen. The man returns the gesture with his own mithril sword. You both clasp the other's sword in one smooth gesture, the man's sword, while much less elegant, almost as light as a feather.

And just like that, to the applause of your men (and stares of the crowd), the ceremony is complete.

Leaving you simply to ascend the keep, and take a seat within the throne therein. As you return swords, the nobles and merchants seem more restless than ever with each step you take towards the keep. Gunther is currently on a break, enjoying some fine wine liberated from the keep's cellar, but is keeping an eye on both you and the nobles, his men presenting a solid protective detail between the two.

Redding will soon be entirely under your thumb.

However, as you approach the keep's entrance, you see Siegfried emerge from the tower, a rather awed look on his face. "Oberst!" He manages to hiss, as your procession continues to the heavy wooden front doors.

"A machine-- a massive machine! I've found details to it within the laboratory the former Magi were based out of." He murmurs, speaking in hurried tones. "Something massive-- something grand. Incomplete, but grand indeed, sir."

Gunther speaks up as well, "Some of the locals are going to want to talk to you soon, sir. After you take that throne, of course." He adds, shooting a glare back at the crowd of nobles and merchants barely contained out in front of the gates.

>>23997552

Oberst, if you missed it, you now have a wiki. LMK if you want a picture uploader on it.

http://emlia.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php?n=TheFourthEmpire.TheFourthEmpire

Was the last thread archived?

>>23997584

The machine clearly needs our immediate attention. SHINY THING!!!!

The petitioners should be seen in the order that they arrived in. Notably, NOT in order of rank. Efficiency will be rewarded. Let's Vetinari this up a little and let them sweat for a few minutes.

>>23997626

Yeah it's on suptg.

All right, in this order - speak with Sigfried, then with nobles, then with merchants/artisans.

Finally with the Knight Commander, on where he and his paladins stand. I mean we know about the Town Watch - but not about them

>>23997643
I sort of agree, allow them to organize themselves. Simply allow them to send forth themselves in whatever order they prefer.

Will probably be quicker, and without messing to many egomaniac feathers up.

I do agree with your point on the shiny machine. Dispatch engineers to check it out, with Siegfried ofcourse.

>>23997643
The machine is not going anywhere, lets have a word with the nobles/merchants to get a hold on the political situation, we should look for collaborators.

Then we will turn our full attention to the Wündermaschine!

>>23997720

Again, let them sweat for a few minutes - THEY see us at OUR convenience. And there's a shiny thing!

One thing that is important is making sure we stay on Gunther's good side: the man is an irreplaceable asset and his squad DID have to slog through shit. If any nobles proved less than cooperative and had to be put down, which is the case, they should at least get some spoils.

>>23997584
the machine is nice, but first we need to firmly establish control in the region,
they may be plotting against us as we speak

>>23997757
Seconded.

>>23997775
Oh, so if we ask them immediately "Are you plotting against us by any chance?" They will say anything except No sir, not at all. They can wait a bit.

>>23997757
This.

>>23997792
no they can't.
put the gestapo and einsatzgruppen to work (if we can)

>>23997757
We had our 150 kg killing machine break into their dwellings, rounding them up and listen to some strange foreign music, while seeing somebody in strange clothes take over the city they live in.

I think they have a good idea about who´s in charge.

>>23997841

Well, changes in management tended to leave the nobility and city fathers alone. We need to make sure that this isn't just "You pay taxes to Lord Hitler instead of Lord Fancypants now, other than that business as usual"

>>23997757
>spoils
Give them medals, soldiers will fight long and hard for a bit of ribbon. But anyway we need to increase our resource production, the Reich needs rare-metals, iron, oil, food and valuables to trade.

>>23997915

Sending back some magic items and some mithril is paramount. HQ will wet their pants if that stuff is any good back home. If not, we should call this an oil operation.

Actually, one thing to do would be grabbing a random peasant and chucking them across the Gate.

>>23997894
Perhaps starting a school would be nice, the children of the land could be of more use when indoctrinated and further trained to be a skilled workforce instead of using the plow

>>23997915
Do we have the authority to? At the very least they should get first pick of any spoils from the nobles who resisted. The rest should be sent back up the chain of command, at the very least, it's foreign art with a completely unknown style and someone high up will appreciate it.

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>>23997915
We can not give him a medal for this. All he did for capturing Redding was scouting, waiting in the sewers and then rounding the nobles up. If we give him a medal for this, we will start like the commies, pic related. I believe that lauding his efforts instead is better.

>>23997974

Absolutely. Just as well, there is much we do not know.

At the very least, people will have to learn German as the language of technology.

>>23997626
>Yes.

>>23997561
Magi Arthur is currently absent, and likely within his tower. If you wish to take a bite out of a magical nuisance, however, you could likely bite many, many other persons of an arcane nature first.

>>23997643
>>23997667
>>23997711
>>23997757
>>23997779
>>23997792
>>23997801
>>23997720
You speak with Siegfried as you enter the Keep doors. The interior of the Keep is lavish, not as lavish as Magi Arthur's tower, but lavish enough that your feet walk across silken red carpets, the banners of the old Baron still hanging proudly. Your men will set to work in removing those soon enough.

A large granite statue, depicting a man in his mid-fifties, stands proudly in the center of the keep's atrium. Stairwells spiral up around the statue, which serves as a fountain as well, the man's crown having several small holes from which the water cascades down his short-cropped head of hair. The detail on the statue is rather impeccable, and you notice a faint resemblance to the youthful looks of Baron Farnsworth.

There's no plaques on the statue, however, so you move onward. The nobles are escorted in your wake as you ascend the stairs, your thoughts darting about as Siegfried speaks with you.

"It's some sort of machine-- I am not certain," He remarks, "It doesn't appear to be complete, but its elements are strewn across the facility in question, alongside what I believe to be incomplete blueprints. They were attempting to develop some sort of..." He gesticulates animatedly, "Guardian! A protector... But made of stone and metal. Magic. I am uncertain," He remarks, "But it seems they were close to fruition."

>>23997991
And this is worth a lot. We can make sure that everyone who is able to read our blueprints is indoctrinated enough that he will hardly rebel. And without those guys, technology will fail sooner or later.

>>23998009
You simply nod as you arrive to where your men told you to go ahead of time: A main hallway, secured by two portcullises that were now opened, that led directly to a massive throne. The painted tiles of the floor were a trenchgun blast of colors, and your feet squeak quietly across the immaculate tile. Servants flee into the various side rooms at your approach, the nobles and merchants getting more and more unruly as you near the wood-paneled, velvet-cushioned seat.

"You can't do that!" One noble calls out, "You're not of royal blood!"
"He's a foreigner! He can't just--"
"... What will it mean if he does?"

You catch something out of the corner of your eye: What look to be twins of some sort, dressed in demure dress attire, something not entirely unfit for what you might see back on Earth, but clearly of a local merchant styling. A male and a female, both with brown hair and green eyes. They seem to be conversing candidly, oblivious of your soon-to-be-seating upon the throne.

The merchants and nobles increase the fervor of their words, "We're next in line for the throne! How can he so blatantly trod on lines of succession?"
"... He'll nullify our trade agreements if he sits on the throne!"

So on and so forth do they carry on, right as you sit on the verge of, well, sitting.

>>23997991
>>23998010
>>23997974
A school could be established, provided you attain sufficient mastery of the local language, or at least manage to procure more translation rings in some fashion or another.

Just send something to the werhmacht about "medals for serving in "whatever we call this place"", as there is for the invasion of poland and operation weserubung. But ofc they can take souvenirs !

>>23998009
it's a golem
a jewish-born myth about a wizard building a man of clay and giving him life with magic to protect the jewish people.

we should destory it, or put it in our service.
and seek out the zionism in this world

>>23998043
Magical golems were already discussed. This one however, is obviously on a huge scale. We will keep it.

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>>23998030

We can because good or bad we're the guy with the gun.

However, we should ask the twins what they are going on about.

>>23998043

And it will protect the Reich instead.

>>23998043
It would be a valuable asset, and even if golems are of jewish origin, the HQ will hardly want us to throw something this important away.

we should make it look like hitler

>>23998043
A wonderful idea! We should complete this golem and have it serve the Reich! That should rustle some Jewish jimmies right proper.

Also, these people don't seem to understand what being conquered is all about. Have a seat while we explain it to them? They are subjects of Das Fuhrer now.

>>23998086

They are citizens of the Third Reich. This empire will last a thousand years, the Fuhrer will not. It's important to get it across that the Idea is greater than the Man.

>>23998099

And by that I mean that feudalism is over. Communism is an abomination, Democracy is decadent, Fascist Meritocracy across the multiverse! (Would you like to know more?)

>>23998075

Some propagandist back home will probably flavor it as "Where is your Golem now? Yours is a legend, ours is STOMPING DOWN LONDON".

>>23998099
THIS!

Ideas are immortal, people can be killed and will be replaced. The Reich is here to stay

>>23998140
1. Build a mithril golem
2. Send it home
3. Tie it to 4 bombers
4. Drop it over London
5. ????
6. PROFIT!

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>>23998156

The point is that feudalism was, for the most part, about loyalty to a sovereign or to a bloodline.

We want to make it clear that while nobles are welcome to keep their fancy titles on their calling cards, the worth of any new citizen of the Reich is essentially proportional to what they do for the fatherland. Once we're estabilished, we should make it clear that the lowest peasant can rise to command a brigade or a factory if they are smart and tough enough.

>>23998243
Good. Now we just need tu put this into a speech.

>>23998043
>>23998059
>>23998073
>>23998075
>>23998080
>>23998086
>>23998140
>>23998156
>>23998172
"A golem?" You ask, thinking back on ancient Jewish mythology.

"Possibly. Mention to such things has been made before, but it is not any golem myth I have heard of." Siegfried replies, "And it appears... incomplete. Disassembled, rather, though I have seen many components to it strewn up across the lab."

You pause in thought, "Can it be converted to our use?"

He contemplates it, "... Perhaps. I will require many minds beyond my own to investigate it properly. Once the science staff arrive... though Hans appears to have ideas of his own." He adds.

The twins, in the background, look towards you at your inquiry.
"Diplomacy." The woman remarks.
"Lines of succession." The man adds.
"Succession, or secession?" She remarks to her counterpart.
"Could be both." He adds with a wry smile.

They both look away from you in unison, as you're confronted with the blathering hordes of the nobles and merchants before you, kept in check by your men.

>>23998009
Talk to Siegfried "Knigh Paladin said something about golems protecting them. Could this be it?
... Do you think you could re-purpose the machine to power the Gate, Herr Siegfried?"

>>23998291
Who are those twins? They make me nervous.
Lets have some of our SS commandoes keep an eye on them.

I forgot what the consensus was. Do we take the throne personally or what? If we do, then we can go and just sit down and then dare anyone speak against us.

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>>23998300

> golem
> add tank gun
> add mahout seat and/or radio
> destroy tokyo^Wlondon

>>23998356
forget about the golems, I want to use that shit to power the gate instead

>>23998332

We could Tolkien it up a bit. Order a chair and a desk brought in, and if the throne can be pushed againt a wall, do so.

"I am not a king. Herr Hitler may find it amusing to sit on that throne, or have it delivered to a museum where it belongs. This is an office now, not a throne room. Now let's proceed to business!"

>>23998332
Are they speaking German or Primitivescrewheadese?

>>23998332
Yes, we need more Gestapo. asap.

>>23998397
Translation ring - we can't know.

>>23998416

We can know - quickly ask a nearby soldier if they understood that.

>>23998397
This seems good. It would also show the nobles and bourgouse that we are a world apart.
That could be the first step on bringing our form of government in this place.

>>23998468

Plus, should we decide to secede, all we have to do is blow up the Gate. At this point we are loyal citizens of greater Germany. It's not as if we've seen millions die in organized massacres or stupid strategies.

Why the fuck do people think that those twins spoke german?

When do we set up concentration camps to cleanse these lands?

Actually fuck it - sit on the damn throne.

>>23998534
No real point, unless we use carefully timed mass execution to fuel the gate as shown in the battle

Is it possible to change the opinion Siegfried and Gunther, or any of the other staff, have towards you?

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>>23998534
When we rule it, if it's worth bothering at that point.
>>23998495
Just a hunch.

I think we have to sit on the throne to seal the deal. These people care a lot about these rituals and disregarding them totally will be a disservice.

>>23998573

That is a deep symbolic act that in a magical world may have physical consequences. We can do that at any time, specifically, we can do that AFTER we analyze the possibility of that.

>>23998609

True, but at the same time, they have to understand that this is not an ordinary change in management; this is a chance in management STRUCTURE.

To ask the Knight Commander or another sage about what sitting on the throne -means-, in public, looks like weakness/ignorance; we can find out in private.

And refusing a throne for a comfy chair and desk also sends a message: we're not here to rule in idleness, we're here to kick ass through hard work.

>>23998300
>>23998377
>>23998356
Siegfried nods, "It was mentioned-- and I have found several much smaller constructs, though I have yet to dissect them. As it is, this one in particular seems quite large, though it is currently lacking any means of motivation. It is, after all, apparently incomplete."

>>23998332
>>23998397
>>23998397
>>23998416
>>23998433
>>23998495
You look to the twins, distracted, as you glance back towards your ring. The ring makes it difficult to tell who is speaking which language, considering its translation powers. You look over to one of your soldiers with a vaguely worried look.

"Tell me-- Those twins. What language are they speaking?" You ask, the soldier glancing over in the direction of...

And they're gone. Had they simply walked off into one of the side rooms?

"What twins, sir?" He asks, looking slightly confused.

You simply turn back towards the natives. "I'll have a desk and chair brought forward-- and push the throne back." You state simply, "We will not rule as previous methods. We will rule in a manner conductive to business." You assert.

>>23998609
>>23998611
>>23998582
You can change the opinions of your staff at any time, but opinions are tricky things to sway in great ways.

In the meantime, you can elect to sit on the throne at any time, though your men are currently working to find a suitable desk and chair for you to do business from.

>>23998397
I like this.

We are certainly no king so we cannot jsut take a throne, also, these people will know that we are just a mere part of a bigger empire.

>>23998634
I vote all business.
Sitting on the throne would tell them that we have same form of government. We do not. And they better get used to changes.

>>23998634
>Siegfried, I think we were just under the observation of powerful spirits or some sort of,
(give a description of the twins.)

>>23998634

This is something that the merchants should appreciate, too.

>>23998642

Exactly, we are not Lord Landa or Baron Landa or even King Landa. We are Commander Landa of the glorious Wehrmacht and by refusing to throw their lives away when faced with SUPERIOR TEUTONIC MIGHT these people have joined the Reich.

Much like with the Romans (Don't forget that the Third Reich claimed Rome as the First) allies will be treated as well as enemies will be treated mercilessly and conquered peoples treated as a resource.

>>23997584
>Applause of the men
>Not "Heil! Heil! Heil!"
Awww.

>>23998691
>>23998666
>>23998642
You put the oddness aside for the moment as you clap your hands together,

"We are certainly no kings, nor can we just take a throne." You remark, smiling, as your audience stares warily at you. "Sitting on that throne will tell you that we have the same form of government-- that things will be the same as they have been before."

You slowly shake your head, smiling broadly as the looks of the various persons before you become laced with confusion. "We do not. So! You had best be getting used to the changes." You state, several servants hurrying out with a rather nice-looking desk. Apparently it once belong to the city's bursar.

Not anymore! The lacquered oak desk, with its dedicated inkpot and numerous drawers, plus the rather comfortable high-backed cherry wood chair, are now firmly situated in front of the throne that sits empty.

"I am commander Landa of the glorious Wehrmacht-- and by refusing to throw away your lives when faced by our superior teutonic might, you have joined our Reich! Much like the Romans, our ancestors, allies will be treated well-- enemies, mercilessly. Those conquered shall be treated as a resource." You announce.

The room is silent for a split second. It is then that the most enterprising individuals speak up, lesser nobles that see a chance for higher status when they know it.

"House Londo shall ally with the Reich!"
"House Winterhold will ally with the Reich!"
"The Guild of Artificers shall gladly join the Reich!"

And slowly, the support trickles in. Those that might refuse are likely dead already... or, at least, wise enough to not act outright.

>>23998905
You have yet to teach the locals just what greetings are proper.

>>23998953
>"House Londo shall ally with the Reich!"
>"House Winterhold will ally with the Reich!"
>"The Guild of Artificers shall gladly join the Reich!"

Smart guys. We'll have to make a note of this.

>>23998979
>>23998953
Those three are nicely quick on the uptake, yes. I think we shall have to favor them. Especially the Guild of Artificers.

>>23998979
And note which attendees did not express their loyalty.

>>23999012
The Artificers will surely be useful.

>>23999027
>And note which attendees did not express their loyalty.

Or the ones who sounded less-willing. If we missed those, I'm sure our officers did not, especially Siegfried.

>>23998488
>Blow up the gate
And seperate ourselves from the Fatherland and the Glorious Reich?

That would be treason, dishonorable, treachery of the highest degree!

>>23998953
”Lords and ladies of the Gentry. I can hear you chattering, it is true that I am not a member of the gentry of this land, it is true that I am foreigner to who your customs are unknown.
These concerns would surely matter if I had the intentions of ruling as your traditional rulers do. I am no monarch and I have no such aspirations. The throne only represents the idea of power to me.
I want to be clear on this, I assume my position as a ruler, only because of my own competence. The people who exert my will, advise me, follow me and serve below me, only do that because of my abilities as a leader. In my world we have little regard for bloodlines, the descendants of the greatest heroes of old are not their ancestors. They can just as well be common fools as master statesmen and philosophers.
Now, that doesn’t mean that I don’t expect to amongst your ranks find people who are aristocrats in the true sense of the word. People who stands out as giants amongst the common man, who are to most men as a parent is to a child. These people will grow and prosper under the rule of the Reich I represent.
Others, grossly incompetent people, who might even now conspire, know that the Baron is right now a personal guest of mine, his army annihilated and take captive. It sickens me that such weak people can assume to power. It fills me with disgust seeing how il-rule wastes lives and potential. There will be nothing of that under the rule of the Reich. It will only with the greatest regret that I will take to the battlefield, let us not waste lives to feed the crows.”

>>23998979
>>23999012
>>23999027
>>23999046

You elect upon continuing your speech, addressing all those gathered as you take note of just which persons volunteered their loyalty gladly, and just which those seemed reluctant. Siegfried in particular seems observant, standing at your side and looming over the attendees like a hawk.

”Lords and ladies of the Gentry. While I assume command of this city, as your former rules have done, I hear you whispers concerning my lack of noble blood, that I am a foreigner amongst other things.

These concerns would surely matter if I had the intentions of ruling as your traditional rulers do. I am no monarch and I have no such aspirations. Which means that this is all just ceremony in my own regards.

I want to be clear on this; I assume my position as a ruler, only because of my own competence. The people who exert my will, advise me, follow me and serve below me, only do that because of my abilities as a leader. In my world we have little regard for bloodlines, the descendants of the greatest heroes of old are not their ancestors. They can just as well be common fools as master statesmen and philosophers.

Now, that doesn’t mean that I don’t expect to amongst your ranks find people who are aristocrats in the true sense of the word. People who stands out as giants amongst the common man, who are to most men as a parent is to a child. These people will grow and prosper under the rule of the Reich I represent.

Rolled 97

>>23999106
>>23999104
Others, grossly incompetent people, who might even now conspire, know that the Baron is right now a personal guest of mine, his army annihilated and take captive. It sickens me that such weak people can assume to power." You state, the disposition of the audience before you slowly weakening of their past loyalties. More and more heads come to nod in agreement with your words, primarily those of the merchant class. The more landed and higher-echelon nobles are some of the last to give in, but the lower ranks gladly clamor to your words, lords and merchant princes all coming to smile at the prospects of wealth and laurels to come.

While you are no master wordsmith, your underlying meaning has plenty of value in it, and it is that value that they have sold their loyalty to you.

>>23998534
>>23998589
We've already established a Eugenics heirarchy last thread. But until we've pacified this place, conquered controlled indoctrinated and made it part of a greater germany, such musings will be a LONG ways off.

Still, the only thing we will need to do is enforce breeding rules among the men we control now, should they wish to take wives here. The general populace won't have to worry about it till much later either.

When do we get 'comfort women'?

>>23999139
Later, conquest first, bitches second

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>>23999112
S-stop rolling, OP

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>>23999139
We are no monarch. We don't even want "comfort women", they are just stopping us from our work for the Reich. Pic, erm, unrelated.

>>23999139
>>23999114
We're not the damn Japanese.
Where are your german ideals man!

>>23999167
Let's just hope that the 97 helps us in some way.

We can have hope, and when that fails, we have an army.

>>23999159
We just conquered, where are the bitches?

>>23999231
>Implying ze Germans didn't enjoy French cuisine in occupied France.

>>23999266
Shut up, we have more work to do.

Besides, we have our beau waiting back in Germany.

>>23999257
last time he rolled we lost 6 men to the gate

>>23999266
The conquest never stops. Not until all of fantasy land is under our sway.

>>23999266
I believe the germans had a policy on screening working prostitues. Since we have established the eugenics chart it should only take a day or two to screen the wenches.

Then it's a matter of sterilizing the untermensch who still want to whore among them.

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>>23999298
Nothing good happens when OP rolls.
He should stop that.

>>23999231
German ideals are genocide and ethnic cleansing. Kill the men, take the women, fill them with good German genetic stock, repeat until their genepool has been cleansed.

>>23999257
>>23999266
>>23999231
>>23999201
>>23999167
>>23999139
>>23999159
>>23999114
As you settle into your desk, watching the affirmations of loyalty roll out, you debate the merits of assigning spoils to your men, particularly in the form of local womenfolk. Though not to the standard of German women, they might suffice for the purposes of comfort for the men... but then, you hear a lone voice amongst the crowd. Then another, then another... and a third.

Three lone voices call out,
"Where is your sense of national loyalty?" One remarks, an apparent lordling of some note judging by his attire.
"Where is your ethical fortitude?" A merchant thunders.
"Your pride in the Empire?" A second noble chirps. Words that echo throughout the room in contrast with your own.

Words that fall on deaf ears, as the majority of the nobles abruptly turn in place, either swayed by your words or swayed by what your words offer them in terms of advancement.

"Our loyalty belongs to the Reich." One of the first to speak announces, "For it shall give us what the Baron never could!"

While the supermajority support is reassuring to your future rule, you still have three dissenting voices. Three factions within your city that seem to be heavily inclined against your rulership.

Just how shall you deal with them?

>>23999348
It's obvious the Empire will eventually know we have taken their town.

I say offer these nobles who still swear faith to the Empire the chance to leave. They know nothing of our magic or technology, simply our show of force and our ideals.

>>23999348
Have the all the men of their families shot, and their women the first prizes for the soldiers.

Any further resistance will be dealt with in kind.

>>23999372
That gives the Empire time to prepare. No.

We liquidate them.

>>23999104
>It sickens me that such weak people can assume to power
I wonder how, in the years to come, they will react to the Baron being changed from a spoiled child to a proper leader under the guiding hand of the fatherland?

That ought to make an impact.

>>23999372
This.

>>23999394
We have ample time to prepare ourselves, the neurotoxins are coming next shipment. It's very VERY bad diplomacy and public image to kill disenters, all governments know that.

>>23999348
Ask them who they are and why they want to follow an Empire that cannot give them as much as our glorious Germany. Listen to the answers before we do something overhasty.
Those who take their loyalty to the Empire seriously will also be loyal to us.

>>23999384
Leave the men alive, let them die slowly and let their last images be their wives and daughters in the stocks, our German soldiers running the train on them.

>>23999423
>>23999394
This is not hearts and minds at all you two.

Think, what will they say about us to the empire "They are a proud people like us, not to be dealt with lightly or trifled with. Their ideals are as strong as ours, and they spared our lives to tell you this"

>>23999440
We're nazis for fuck's sakes, let us get our evil on.

>>23999384
>>23999394

fuck no

>>23999348
We have getastapo, we have officers, we have SS
I'm sure that they working together can eliminate or at least keep to the minimum any resistance here.

First we will determine what factions are against us, then we will see which people are against us and then search within those factions who will ally with us and jump to the occasion of taking over the factions.
Also, we will subdue them economically till they relent, clearly showing that whoever allies with us will see prosperity and those who not will only decline.

>>23999423
Holy shit, will you shut the fuck up with your retarded fetishes, you dumb fucking shit

>>23999384
this
we just said we would be merciless.

>>23999440
>This is not hearts and minds at all you two.

this is just one fucker who keeps spamming this shit

>>23999422
This x1000

We don't need to rush things and force something small like this little dispute to get out of hand.

>>23999452
Merciless to our enemies.
They are not our enemies, they are surrendered. Treat them as you would want to be treated, with respect and the honors of war, and the empire will hear of our merit.

It will give us a better chance at convincing other towns to surrender and diplomacy with the empire as we buy time for more weapons and resources.

Look, now while I like us being semi Cartoon Nazis - you know - goose march, turning a castle into our HQ, conducting weird nazi SUPASCIENCE and all, I don't like to see us turn into Nazi cartoon villains. No rape and other shit. Let them be, even if they stay or they leave. They are LESS dangerous than the ones who openly displayed loyalty in a matter of seconds - same people could change sides again tomorrow. Now if we can turn in time the people of conviction...our rule will be solid

>>23999348
Ask them how much such thing really matters, would they follow incompetent leaders who send their children into certain death, fated to lie in a shallow mass grave as dogs. Would it be worth to sacrifice loyal servants to a cause that only views you as pawns, to be sacrificed when it is convenient?

Ask them what the empire could possibly offer that would be worth to march into oblivion.

Because we cannot possibly conceive anything like that, other than insanity. We ourselves would be glad to give our lives for the Reich should that moment come, but it is not something we are looking forward too, and neither would the Reich see a reason to throw away a loyal and competent asset for a lost cause.

>>23999440
It leaves an example. Fill their hearts with fear, their minds with images of what happens when you try to sabotage the Reich's mission. We need to contrast the generosity with which we treat those who work with us against those who work against us.

Do you want to be Americans fucking up in Iraq for years, or do you want to be Germans who occupied France in a matter of days and still managed to win a war against the rest of the world for years?

>>23999481
>no rape and other shit
These are nazi ideals mate, not even cartoon ones, it's part of their code of honor. To refrain from that is the merits Nazism.

If you want to rape and pillage everything in sight, then you'd be a communist.

>>23999092

I said "Should we decide to secede". If in a year or five the Bolsheviks are at the gate, and we cannot unleash our might, then the Third Reich will live on in this land! And then when Sarah Palin becomes President we can invade them again.

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Why do you want to kill them or throw them out just to fill the nazi/ absolute loyalty cliché instead of doing the sane thing and asking first?

>>23999478
They set themselves in opposition to us. Let them leave, and they will return with weapons and a plan how to use them.

>>23999481
This. Fuck. We are masters of propaganda. We will win them over soon enough.

We ordered gestapo and other officers for this exact situation.

>>23999495
I want to be the conquerors of France, and that means treating the surrendered with respect and honor.

If I wanted to be as brutish, savage, and merciless I'd rather be the Russians in Berlin.

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This! Give them a chance to leave with their belongings, but remind them that if we meet in battle, we will be merciless. They will loose everything.

>>23999513
Weapons, futile
plans, futile

But the understanding that we too are men. Men of a code of duty, loyalty, and above all Honor that exemplifies who we are across all the land.

>>23999513
No one said letting them leave but we are not torturing and executing them either.
They will be confined withing the walls of the city or will be under house arrest till we can reason with them.
If their leaders are absolutely relentless, we can quietly dispose of them and put other, more reasonable people from their factions to lead them.

>>23999506
I don't want to throw them out. i'm simply saying those who wish to leave, leave. Those who wish to be a part of our Glorious Reich, stay.

>>23999506
>nazi's
>sane
pick one

>>23999552
Madmen would not accomplish this. Idiot villain brigade, please go...

>>23999498
Yeah, I don't understand why people here equate nazi's to rapists. We're blood and honor.

Rapists are the soviets gig.

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>>23999506
Do the sane thing.

If we can not refute their argument, plan A is tell them to pack their shit and go. Plan B is treat them as high ranking POWs.
Plan C is bust a cap in their ass.

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>>23999543

No, it is not a right thing to do.
It would be better to try to convince them otherwise, use our superior understanding of human nature and psychology, use our superbly skilled propaganda officers for this.

These factions, whatever they are, might be useful. I'd like them to remain.

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>>23999552
Take a look at what they demand:
>national loyalty
>ethical fortitude
>pride in the own nation
Those are exactly the guys we are looking for. They are just at the wrong side. It will take a bit of work to get them to follow us, but then they will be our most loyal followers.

>>23999601
A. but only after discussing why it's better they stay with all the benefits.

>>23999518
>Only one case of rape was prosecuted by a German court during the military campaign in Poland, the case of gang rape committed by three soldiers against women of the Jewish Kaufmann family in Busko-Zdrój; however, the German judge sentenced the guilty for Rassenschande - shame against the [German] race as defined by the racial policy of Nazi Germany - and not rape.[25]

Are you kidding me?

>>23999348

"You could have died by your words, but I respect your honesty and courage. Pack well; fill your saddlebags; you will have safe conduct. Now, as to who gets to run the estates that have just become vacant..."

>>23999618
That's your proof right ther the germans tried their rapists.

The russian hordes did not.

The Wehrmacht in the East used to brand women with "Whore for Hitler's Troops" and used them accordingly.

Kill the dissenters, take their womenfolk. We're remaining in character.

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Your thoughts swing wildly. Murder! Executions! Confiscation and brutal tortures upon their families and their houses, to emphasize just what scale of threat you present to those who mistreat you.

As you debate just what to do with them, you speak up.

"What is it that binds your loyalty so closely to the Empire, as compared to the rule of the Reich?" You ask, gesturing calmly from your seat, arms folded together on top of your desk.

"The Empire is vast-- it is powerful." The noble states simply, "Its armies will wipe away your conquest here in due time, regardless of whatever tools you may wield."

The other lord speaks up next, "My brother speaks true. Not only is the Empire far stronger than you, but it also has much more to offer. Your tools and golems may look impressive, but you still seek to undermine our status, our very way of life! We will not forsake all that we know for the sake of what we might potentially gain."

The merchant seems slightly less convinced, speaking up, "The Empire is very severe on those it views as traders. I would be deprived of my livelihood and my business-- I would also stand to lose my fleet." He tells you simply, "I am invested in more areas than Redding alone, especially in Swordhenge."

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>>23999601
You consider just how to handle it. Do you have any counterarguments to make, or shall you simply have them exiled from the city?

>>23999645
But we're the Wermacht of the West and of Africa, Rommel's men, the men who occupied the channel islands and were respected by the britons there.

That is our character

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_military_brothels_in_World_War_II

The Germans also established brothels with military backing in order to stem homosexuality. Seriously, that was the justification.

>>23999661

"I am allowing this conversation to happen. Would your Emperor?"

>>23999680
At least it was organized, and mostly in eastern europe.

Unlike just kicking down any berliner;s door and taking the first woman or child you find.

>>23999668
Only because they considered Western Europeans more human.

We're already concluding the scale of the ethnic cleansing we're going to committing on Fantasyland. We do not consider these peoples as anything close to the Aryan ideal.

We are most certainly NOT Rommel.

>>23999668
I think the issue is the great difference in morality. Yeah you had Nazi's like Rommel, like a chivalrous knight, and you had monsters like Josef Mengele.

Which are we?

>>23999661

Oh, you poor, misguided fools. You think what few forces we have is all the military might we have at our disposal? That our expansion will stop here?

You haven't even seen a drop of the true might of the Reich.

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>>23999733
Closer to Rommel, but not quite there.

>>23999661
I say we try and reason with them, what is the main currency in this world? We should promise them greater shares than the Empire could ever imagine.

On the note that the Empire will wipe out our forces even with our immense military power, how about we just show them our tanks for a little? Or make an example of our SS commandos and note that they pretty much held off the baron's army without any major injuries.

>>23999712
We're not talking about the Soviets, we're talking about the Nazis.

If it makes you feel better, we'll make sure to tally down these women we take as official prostitutes for the Reich and keep it organized.

>>23999733

Rommel. We're an engineering officer, not an SS politico. We had the choice for that in thread one.

>>23999729
Dammit do I have to bring up the chart again?
>Aryan Nordic Races (Earth)
>Non-Aryan Nordics (Earth)
>Non-Nordic Caucasians (Earth)
>Aryan Humans and Elves (Fantasy)
>'Honorary Aryans' – Persians, Japanese (Earth)
>'Honorary Aryans' – Non-Aryan Humans and Elves, Dwarves (Fantasy)
>Majority of non-mentioned Earth races (Earth)
>Untermenschen - Earth Blacks, trolls, goblins, etc (Both)
>Jews

The Elves are the Aryan ideal, blond hair, blue eye, intelligent, beautiful, immortal.

>>23999748
Are you seriously going to plead with these subhumans in front of everyone else? That weakens us.

Show them what it means to oppose the Reich.

>>23999779
Can I say really quickly how fucking creepy that shit is that you guys made?

>>23999783
But they're not subhuman. If they look anything like western european, that's a definite.

What do these people look like anyway?

>>23999783
I don't want to lose the loyalty of the other nobles/merchants. Though, I guess political murder wasn't that uncommon in Nazi Germany.

>>23999748

That would undermine our authority. We are assuming that these people had no choice other than the Empire, and made the right choice once presented with one.

They refuse to switch loyalty? We can respect that: pack what of your shit you can carry and leave.

Those who fought us died. Those who surrendered to us leave in shame. Those who joined us will prosper.

>>23999795
I guess it's what you do when you play nazi's, get in character.

>>23999779

Except noone but your idiotic ass even agreed with that, AND we're not the cackling Nazi racist ubermensch you think we are, you cumguzzling thundercunt.

>>23999767
And we're still drawing up plans for ethnic cleansing.

What occupation we have doesn't erase what we've decided in this thread before.

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>>23999661
So they just follow power? Give them the choice to leave or stay. If power is what they respect, they will join us in time.

>>23999783

They're civilians. Under international law we can't execute them unless they become combatants, and even then that only works if they're fighting. The most we can do seize any war materiel they have in our territory as they leave.

>>23999814

I have never seen any agreement for anything like that in any thread, so, yeah, proof or GTFO you trolling fucknozzle.

>>23999811
SS Reichkommisar made this on the suggestions of multiple anon and officers.

Of course, I'd expect you are probably new to this thread so your idiocy and use of swearing as an argument is excusable.

>>23999805
The surrendered have no rights. If you must spare them, strip them naked, let them leave with nothing that we can use. We can use their clothes for keeping warm good soldiers, and the new loyal citizens of the reich.

>>23999661
To the nobles in that order

1 "That is probably correct - I shall not boast, proclaiming our superiority, but rather let action speak for itself. Empires rise and fall. However, we did not came here seeking conflict - conflict was visited upon us in the shape of the Baron's army forcing us to retaliate. Hostilities need not continue.

2. What you say is true - especially for the reasons you said. This is why I'm not having you executed, exiled or worse. You are men of with pride, belief and conviction - the ideals that we seek ourselves.

3. Risk is part of a trader's life. True, you may lose your fleet, you may lose many of your holdings, yet you may be among the first to reach a market that has never heard of your WHOLE world. Consider the gains - to be one of the privileged few, to that of being one of the many.


To all

I cannot force in you a change of heart. If you wish to leave this city, you are free to do so. I only ask that you speak only the truth of what has happened here and nothing more.

>>23999825
We're not on Earth, and there's no Red Cross here.

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>>23999811
I see only one troll, and it's the guy who insults everyone with random swear words.

>>23999661
"Soon enough, we will take Swordhenge too, again proving the power of the German Reich. Keep in mind that you have not yet truly seen what powers we wield, and what progress our rule brings. How many of you died through diseases, hunger, bandids, and battles? What could you possibly reach in your lifes, if you continue to serve the Empire? In the next weeks, we will bring our glory to this town, and then you will understand that under our guidance, this world will flourish like it never did before."

>>23999834
You're the kind of guy that wishes /s4s/ was real, huh?

>>23999835

Uh, no, fuckface, I've been here since thread one, and I haven't seen any actual support for cackling Nazism, since every actual decision we've made has been Rommel-level in terms of reasonability and ethics. So no, ethnic cleansing is not in character.

Go back to daycare, you useless troll.

>>23999661
Look at the third party "You will be glad to know that Swordhedge is next on our list. Wouldn't it be glorious if the takeover would go as smoothly there as it did in Redding? No losses, no burned fleets and businesses?"

To the second, "I do not seek to undermine your way of life. I already promised Herr Knight Commander Beregen that as long as the people do not violently oppose me, we will not touch the nobles, the guildhouses and the temples. Rest assured, whatever your business in this city is, it can only strive and prosper when allied with the Reich and it will be mutually beneficial alliance. Please, just see what we can offer you before you make harsh judgements."

To the third. Smile more viciously right now. "The power you saw, the incredible golems you saw, the amazing weapons and disciplined soldiers you saw? An amazing sight, right? A grand, incredible army?
Well.... I would like you know that what you saw is such an insignificant part of the entire Reich's might, that if my force were completely eliminated, it wouldn't even put a dent in the entire German force. Your empire might be grand, but the Reich is grander, better equipped and trained and has far more devastating weapons that you can not even dream of.
Join us and you will not lose."

>>23999661
Laugh. "I thought that this ring would translate things for me, yet all I hear is inchoate whining of untermenschen. Fortunately, I know what language will pierce your thick heads."

Nod to Siegfried. He'll know how to make an example of them.

>>23999854
Telling them that we're going to assault Swordhenge is a gross violation of operational security that we cannot afford at this point in time. We don't want to lose more soldiers because they knew we were coming.

>>23999864
This is "Nazis in Fantasyland" dude.

How was it NOT going to end in ethnic cleansing?

>>23999864
This.
I suspect these are just more sophisticated trolls compared to the idiot sage-bombers we saw in the first threads. It is obvious that these "hurr duur, rape and cleansing" kids just want to see this whole thing burn

>>23999864
What fucking character?

On the one side we've got Rommel and the white knights who want to spare everyone with Nazi code of honor and justice

On the other we've got the iron hearted "rape, murder torture them all and cleanse the gene pool" guys who were also part of the Nazi thing.

(and that is literally how diverse the nazi's character were, save that the distinction was east and west).

>>23999892
Agreed.

I'd still say that everyone has a choice.

Join us and prosper.
Surrender to us and survive.
Fight us and die.

Whether we let them go naked or with a horse and a change of clothing is just semantics, really.

>>23999661
Kill them, take the womenfolk, etcetera.

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>>23999892
THIS. I don't want us to lose a single man more than necessary just because we decided to stroke our own eager for the sake of a few nobles.

>>23999905
East and West, jews did not fare well.

>>23999893

Because we're ethical, Rommel-like officers of the Heer, not a goose-stepping SS kommandant?

We're going to take over this planet with the glorious army of the Reich and it's efficiency, and then the higher ups can decide what's best for the locals.

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>>23999916

It is obvious that it will be the next on our list, and openly stating our strategy is a demonstration of strength. This will also help to convince the merchant. I believe we should give them a few days to realize that our rule will bring them prosperity.

>>23999933
And the higher ups say, "Good work, more lebensraum, kill them all."

>>23999916

We've made it clear that the nobles won't be harmed or lose their status -- they can keep calling themseves nobles. Either way, they work for us and they'll have to prove their worth, the whole hereditary nobility thing will eventually either disappear or be an incentive for noble scions to remain worthy of the name.

>>23999902

I am personally neutral on this, other than humans clearly belong on top of the totem pole. But, like everything else, we do because we are obectively better and can prove it.

That said, if dwarfs are the Tolkien sort, they are an example of what a German worker should be.

>>23999902
We don't want to see this whole thing burn.
We don't want rape.
We want cleasning yes.


But we want PASSIVE cleansing of the bloodlines, peaceful laws on breeding, that in the long run sheds off the parasites and ascends into the greater reich without bloodshed.

>>23999933
Yes, to argue about this is pointless. They'll get to it even if we don't.

>>23999876
I like this

>>23999902
Agreed. Alas, we can't force everyone to name fag.


1 vote for letting them be. Also - the IRC group is in favour of proper behaviour as well.

>>23999661
Oh, thats simple. whip out a map and a few battlefield propaganda films and explain that to call our current forces a fraction of German might is a laughable understatement. Heck we slaughter the barons forces near effortlessly while outnumbered, since then we have been heavily reinforced and we shall only grow more numerous and powerful. Were the full might of Germany directed against the empire it would be conquered or rendered a wasteland within the year. We,(gesture to the men) are merely here to explore a curiosity. Were we an army of conquest we would be half way to the capital on a road paved of shattered armies.

To the merchaint, explain that if his investments in Swordhenge are so vital he should wait a month or two and rethink his stance. An empire is built by armies but it is the merchants that hold it together and Germany knows this well.

>>23999962

No breaking opsec, please, we're smarter than that.

>>23999950
A race of midgets? That's objectively inferior.

>>23999967

We should show one big parade on some large bedsheets in a piazza at some point.

And battleships. If there's something awe-inspiring to someone who has seen what a tank can do, is something that is obviously the same concept, at sea, five hundred times the size.

>>23999975

They are manly as fuck, work insane hours because they WANT to, are master metalworkers and hold their drink better than most anyone.

>>23999975
A race of midgets alone yes. If the dwarves were just some dirt in a hole dwellers certainly.

A race of intelligent, hardworking midgets, stronger than their size, who build monoliths and forge great works and marvels of industry?

Inferior by blood, but not by merit. They are honorary Aryans.

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For the recalcitrant nobles, they're civilians, we can't stop them from leaving, but they should know any attempt to combat us will put them in the "enemy combatant" column and be dealt with accordingly. Should they wish to leave, per our laws of conflict, they'll be required to surrender all war materiel besides that required for immediate self-defense and any military personnel with them will become prisoners of war.

In other news, I made thing for what I hope will be our force strength in the months after Swordhenge, any questions about it?

>>23999902
We should put efficiency before racial politics. If it interferes with our interests, ignore it.

>>23999661
Ask them to go get armored and dressed for battle, and then have a single soldier with a gun. See who wins.

>>24000001
I agree. Work now, cleanup later.

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>>24000001
Real close.
>>24000008
I like this.

>>23999984

I mean get a video of battleship of course. If we need an ironclad we can probably build one when we need it (or at least an armored barge to put a tank on).

Basically, when we get propaganda material, we should recommend "Easy on the speeches, plenty of Albert Speer buildings and marching warriors".

No flying things yet though, let's keep that in reserve. This gives us an irreplaceable chance of a second culture shock when they've gotten used to tanks and artillery.

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>>23999996
They are basically Jews. Jews are plenty industrious, but that's not a good thing. The dwarves are a bunch of big nosed midgets that would backstab us at the quickest opportunity.

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>>24000025
They could just call it an illusion on whatever we call a crystall ball.

Nah, just ask them to stay for a month. By then we'll easily convince them with a better standard of livining.

Show them the luxuries they can afford with their wealth, that will pacify them.

>>23999998

This, those who leave, leave empty handed. However, we do not want people to say "They didn't want to kill them so they left them to the wolves", there's no loss on our part to leave them mount and blade. What are they going to do, charge at us?

>>24000025
Hey, that's an awesome idea.

We have the propaganda team set up a screen and a projector right in this room and show them the latest Wochenschau.This should do the trick.

>>23999938
There's a difference between "they're going to attack this city" and "if they are going to continue their conquest, this city will be next". If the enemy is unsure of your intentions, they must split their resources more broadly in case of the unexpected.

Hell, we might not even want Swordhenge yet. We might decide we want to sit and build up for a few months before doing anything. Remember, our goal here in Fantasyland is to provide resources for the Reich in its war on Earth, not conquest. Don't overextend.

>>24000044

That's possible. But they stay as prisoners, of course. They'll get two/three meals a day and a cot, but no more.

So, is this like Nazi fanfiction?

>>24000058

It's a twist on the Connecticut Yankee / 1632 thing in which the modern folks are Nazis and we're invading Not Middle Earth instead of Not The Middle Ages.

I for once say its smarter to try to win on our side folks who have some sense of loyalty, instead of the ones who immediately switched sides.

>>24000039
The most hardworking Jews and Jews in HQ were already granted honorary aryanship. It was the non industrious ones, the beggars and the poor, who were cleansed.

But all the dwarves here are hardworking, and not poor. Can we just stop talking about it until after we defeat the Empire?

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>>24000058
This is a quest thread.

So basically yes.

>>24000025
I support this. It is both intimidating, and leaves something in reserve.

>>24000079

Probably not true, but that's what a Wermacht officer would tell himself, at least in 1939.

>>24000058
It depends on who you ask. Some are here for the strategic planning or a cool story, others for ethic cleansing or being "cartoon nazis". Today, there are more of the two latter than before.

>>24000044
I like this plan. Offer them luxuries and things many of us at home take for granted, but have them pay for it with money. Then we can buy even more labor from the town.

>>24000079
>Jews granted honorary aryanship

lol wut

>>24000145
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honorary_Aryan#To_the_Jews

>>24000108

I semi-agree. That just means that they'll betray when someone makes a better offer. We want to build loyalty.

We promised a fair but stern treatment.

How about we leave them a choice -- leave with your pockets full, or remain as prisoners for a month, with the understanding that then you will be released and allowed to work to regain your position.

Much as I still think the tripartite choice should be in force.

>>24000103

I like the story and the civil engineering aspect. I suspect that NPC cartoon nazis will show up soon anyway and we'll have to handle them.

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>>24000103
So I'm guessing "cartoon" nazi's mean the irl nazis who wanted to cleans and master race and whatnot?

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>>24000103
...Why nazis though? That comes with a whole lot of Stormfront baggage of ethnic cleansing, institutionalized racism, the Holocaust, and working for one of the most evil organizations in history.

I mean, seriously. Nazis. What the fuck man.

>>24000175
Why not?

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>>24000175
That's one side of the coin.

On the other is the honor, duty, loyalty to the state and people, the promise of a better world that will last a 1000 years. The shining glory and hope of a better future.

Also not being too advanced to just steamroll over this place.

>>24000175
theres noone else cool enough to have armies wearing hugo boss, i mean thats some serious high class bullshit

>>24000175
Because nazis have a certain mythical aura. The superweapons, the clothing, the fascination with legends, the prestigeus projects, thousands marching in perfect order.

>>24000175

Yeah, why not? Also, Indiana Jones.

>>24000172

Not necessarily. There were a number of Nazis and Fascists who were regarded as honorable combatants afterwards. Rommel has been cited multiple times, I'd like to add Gabriele D'Annunzio on the Italian side.

>>24000205

Also this. If you want an example of a "good" fantasy Nazi, how about Renate Richter from Iron Sky?

>>24000216

And the hats.

>>24000172

In this case "Cartoon" means the ones that are more like SS Camp Kommandants instead of joe-blow Heer troops or officer, like Landa or Rommel.

>>24000175
>ethnic cleansing, institutionalized racism, the holocaust, most evil organization in history

That is the entire reason this is occuring

>>24000175
Why not?

It comes with that stuff only for retards.

We want it to come with Blitzkrieg, armored spearheads, goose stepping marches, GERMAN EFFICIENCY! Nazi SUPERSCIENCE! Occult dabbling! BF 109s dogfighting with dragons and all the awesome shit we can come up with.

Only idiots and trolls advocate the whole cleanse purge kill rape and pillage stuff.

>>24000235
And it's fun to play the villian

>>24000245

Or at the very least the blue-and-orange-morality knight templar.

>>24000245
But why play the villain when none of us want to play the villainous aspect.

We might as well have played Britain and the whole going into the portal King Arthur came from.

>>24000258
Because that's the portal we're going to use invade it and win Operation Sealion

>>24000190
Well, because you're making it sound like you're glorifying the aforementioned, and white washing its crimes with a chorus of "Rommel Rommel Rommel," while simultaneously drawing up an ethnicity cleansing scale.

>>24000205
Two sides of a coin there may be, but no matter the sides, a coin's a coin, and the nazis are nazis.

Aside from that, I think that 1940s(Is that what you're at?) tech level is plenty strong enough, assuming supply lines are holding and you're not over extending or (God forbid) letting technology slip from your hands.

>>24000258
Because, we have the power, so we can lulz around doing whatever we want, being legitimately okay conquerers, and if shit hits the fan, execute everyone.

>>24000276
Janurary 1940 to be precise, the month isn't out yet.

>>24000258
because britain isnt germany, say what you will about the nazis but they pioneered modern warfare in many way. of course if we were brits we would be able to mad minute but mad minute > PANZERKAMPFTIGERWAGEN III SUPERTIGER

>>24000276

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9znvFMfJBU

A nice thing about *FICTION* is that you can be a Nazi and gloss over the bad bits. And keep the cool uniforms and superscience and badassosity.

>>24000258
Seriously, people here want to be American movie stars dressed up in Hugo Boss's threads.

We've barely been fucking nazis this whole time, and any time we want to do something that actually fits in with our character, there's that fucking annoying "Rommel" refrain.

>>24000276
Go back to POL and stay there ok?

>>24000227
the hats are the only reason i participate in this quest, i'll admit it....

who else is also only in it for the hats?

Rolled 2

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You are welcome to decide just what forms of pogoms or other such programs you may institute, though it may prove wise to accumulate sufficient forces to handle any blowback or lashing out from the locals that may result from such programs being instituted.

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To be a monster, or to be a saint. You look to Siegfried, then to Gunther, the men standing to either side of your desk.

The air becomes palatably colder as you look towards the men speaking their objections. The crowd parts but for those three, the some hundred-strong group splitting cleanly in half at your gaze.

To the first: "That is probably correct - I shall not boast, proclaiming our superiority, but rather let action speak for itself. Empires rise and fall. However, we did not came here seeking conflict - conflict was visited upon us in the shape of the Baron's army forcing us to retaliate. Hostilities need not continue. However, if we must, then we shall annihilate them over and over again. Keep in mind that you have not yet truly seen what powers we wield, and what progress our rule brings. How many of you died through diseases, hunger, bandits, and battles? What could you possibly reach in your lives, if you continue to serve the Empire? In the next weeks, we will bring our glory to this town, and then you will understand that under our guidance, this world will flourish like it never did before."

>>24000299

And yes, I am aware that the bad bits are overwhelming, IRL. But this is not IRL, this is a -roleplay- board.

>>24000273
Can we do this in the long run?

Please?

>>24000299
That's like saying "I want to be a dwarf, but I'm a dwarf that doesn't have a beard, stands 2 meters tall, and has cat ears."

At that point, why call yourself a dwarf?

>>24000303
this every time its mentioned people go "oh but we arent SS we are honorabre generar!" but the wehrmarcht performed war crimes too

>>24000258
Really we haven't done anything villainous since we began. Every time we try people freak the fuck out. we're Nazis for fucks sake why cant we play the part?
im not talking about the huurr rape em all shit but can we at least do SOMTHING evil

>>24000330
Dude if things go the way we want them to in the long run, we'd invate britain with Luftwaffe Dragons riders

>>24000305
Are you new to 4chan?

>>24000354
Because you are a dick. Now get lost.

>>24000375
Alongside our Trojan horse portal? (besides dragons are slower than planes, fly lower, better targets)

Do you know how hard it is to invade the british isles?

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You finally elect on your course of action, just as you consider how to best impress the locals.

"Very well, then." You state simply, reclining in your seat. "Know that while we are but a fraction of the full power of the Reich, and that even if we were to be destroyed, our loss would be nary more than a footnote in the greater numbers of our nation," You assert for the second noble's sake, "This city shall come to prosper. It shall prosper vastly, and beyond any other city. Our sciences will revolutionize what is had here-- and while we will be fair in trading our goods for your coin, we will not tolerate a derisive presence within our walls."

Your words ring final, "I cannot expect to sway your loyalty instantly, but I will not allow you to undermine the Reich's rule. If you insist on doing so, then you shall be exiled, left with naught but a mount and sword to carry you where you shall go. You will leave this city empty-handed."

And just like that, the merchant and the lesser noble step aside back into the crowds. The senior aristocrat simply stares at you before slowly shaking his head. "Traitors, one and all!" He barks out, heading towards the door, clearly intent upon leaving the city.

Your rule of this city has been solidified. The nobles and the aristocrats that remain of the city stand before you, ready to, at least in the interim, obey your orders.

A city of fifteen thousand under your thumb. What shall you desire done now?

>>24000353
Seriously, there's this weird myth out in the air that Germany was just nice and dandy conquering the whole of Europe, but oh those wacky SS and Hitler!

>>24000386
>hurr durr I don't like you
No, you get lost

>>24000391
Dude - dragons. End of story. Don't try to look at the practical side ok? Just don't. We are Nazis in Fantasyland.

>>24000391
Not that hard if we have fucking MAGIC.

Y'know, Queen Lizzy is young in this time period...

Nazis in Fantasyland Quest - Not Actually Nazis Just Like the Look.

>>24000410
>don't look at the practical side
I think that's the underlying issue that's been plaguing this whole thread.
How real we want to be as Nazi's.

>>24000354

Because so far, being a villain will be totally counter productive.

Not all nazis higher up were sociopathic dicks, especially in 1940.

>>24000392

"That is a man of his word and we shall respect ours. He shall leave undisturbed today as sure as he shall regret having done so on his deathbed! Now, to business."

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>>24000415
Eh.

>>24000386
im just saying why are people afraid of being the bad guy? im not some /pol/ stormfag but i can remember a quest where we actually play a true villain.

>>24000392
We need to get some knowlege. What interesting spots are close to Redding? Are there legendary alloys, even more powerful than mithril? Send Siegfried to research the golem while wait for the report from Swordhenge and the construction we have scheduled for Redding. You got the list, right?

>>24000392
Alright, first things first. Since this is the fuedal age, I assume a large portion of the people here are farmers or agriculural related.

Next shipment, get some tractors and expert farmers to drastically reduce the need for them.

Then pay these now unemployed farmers to work at building our forts and factories, and working the factories.

>>24000437
It was counterproductive to devote a ridiculous amount of resources to kill 12 million people, but somehow Nazi Germany kept it up until the end of the war.

>>24000437
no but you guys are pretending as if they werent nazis just regular soldiers in snazzy uniforms with some modern tech, but most of the wehrmarcht was nazis.

>>24000437
Not all Nazis were Rommel either.

>>24000437

Very much this. In the 60s and 70s there was a serious academic current that stated that Hitler would have won the war if he didn't waste time with concentration camps and similar things. That's easy to prove wrong (at the time just what sort of investment Russia had to make to beat the Germans on their front wasn't clear to Western historians) but there was serious discussion about it. Maybe we can take it as a what-if.

>>24000392
I want our bests linguists to come in next shipment, give them a ring and have them try to decipher the language. We need to be able to loosely speak to these people without having them gather around loudspeakers

>>24000397
The Fatherland doesn't have to worry about hacking off an entire empire with only a Company or so's worth of men. We do. So far we're only at the "annoyance" level, and it might be wise to keep it that way.

>>24000392
Well, as far as the senior aristocrat, have Gunther have his men grab him, strip him, and find a hackneyed nag and rusted sword for him to take with him.

>>24000450
*can't

>>24000461
If we're going to do that, we should probably bring in more engineers and other science people.

>>24000450
Imagine the following:
We start imposing racial doctrines upon everyone starting now. Some are taken away and killed. Thay have friends and family prone to rebel, which are also deported by the Gestapo. We lose approval and our foces will be backstabbed. Then, we are just a burden for the HQ and will be recalled, mission failed.

>>24000509
You're ignoring that fact that first we have to demonize the untermensch, until they themselves want them removed. Our propaganda experts will need to work on it first.

Just like what happened in Germany, it was the people who turned them in not soldiers.
why are we still talking about this, get back to the quest dammit we can do this later

>>24000461
Fertilizer factory. That alone will quickly become a miracle.

>>24000509
Agreed, if we can take over this empire, then we can use them to do that to another empire. No need to use fatherland troops to fight here when the locals will do just fine in the end.

>>24000509
Divide and conquer, fool. If we never get started it'll never happen.

>>24000397
Yeah, there are a lot of myths about WWII, like how america won by its own or the outrageous myths concerning certain people that are to be said to be killed by gassing by the millions. Lets agree that not everything you hear about those times was true and leave it, okay?

>>24000392
OP, you take so long with updates that i don't even remember what we were going to do.

Lets see, we must expand and upgrade our barracks back at the camp (hot showers and such)
We must set up garrison in the keep, upgrade it to modern standards.
Determine what assets we have, speak with each guild and faction leaders to see how best we can work together.
Set up administrative bureau, our officers will have a lot of work
Have Siegfried search for anything magic related in the city including the magicians. Have him purchase interesting stuff we might need, recruit the magicians, set up an order. Then he should study the magic contraption and find a way to re-purpose it to power the gate.
Send out our engineers and civil workers (with escort) around the town with translation rings to determine where we should start upgrading the town.

>>24000472

You do know that the leaders on the frontline weren't exactly in the known of the Holocaust right?

>>24000482

We have taken our frist step into a NEW world and made otu first conquest, I don't know about you, but I'm pretty damn sure even High Command has no damn idea how to properly deal with what we got here, going ahead and massacring people with a token force is absolutely stupid.

>>24000544
Which is why
A. Get linguists to decipher the language
B. Assimilate them into German culture slowly
C. Indoctrinate and educate the youth
D. Raise these youths to be the next gen of soldiers, under auxilliary corporal Farnsworth (after graduating from Hitler Jugend)

>>24000509

Basically.

I will admit that I've been thinking more like a Roman Tribune than a Wermacht Officer: build infrastructure, civilize the locals that want to be civilized, annihilate the ones who don't.

Given the medieval setting and given that the Nazis had a hard-on for Rome almost as much as the Fascists did, I think it's not inappropriate.

Pastebin for Renate Richter's speech: http://pastebin.com/zVFLXUZe

>>24000568
Oh God, please don't tell me you're a holocaust denier.

>>24000579
>going ahead and massacring people with a token force is absolutely stupid.
That's it right there. We won't start doing that with a COMPANY of men.

We'll need to wait until we've fully conquered and industrialized the place.

>>24000494
No. He respected us by informing us of his true intent, knowing(probably expecting) we might do just as you described.

Let's show that we are true to our word.

>>24000542

A thousand times THIS. We're Germans. If we cannot into industrial chemistry we should hang our awesome hats and go home and be family men.

>>24000601
No, we're just denying the holocaust from happening here (in the literal sense).

>>24000579
jesus christ im not saying we go on a hurr durr killing spree, but remember the things like "god is with the fatherland?" maybe enforcing our religion on them? maybe piss in the cup of the high priest? shit in the oat meal of the traders guildmaster?

>>24000601
What would you do if we are? Cry for mommy?

Cut the shit already, we are trying to have a quest here and by god we will.

>>24000579
Who's saying "Bwarrr kill 'em all." We're just saying that this namby pamby touchy feely "forgive our enemies bwwoooo" shit is annoying.

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>>24000492
Translating the language is good.
We can't rely on 3 rings to suffice an empire conquest.

>>24000601
Like i said, there are a lot of lies and myths concerning the WWII so lets not demonize every single german just because of the things you heard in history lessons and on the tv.

>>24000392
train line to the portal, as well as buried phone wires. Also see about a overhaul of the sewers and water supply. Don't forget the simple lifesaving secrets such as wash your hands and boil water.

Hell, we should have loud speakers going sunrise to sunset explaining this stuff. How to be clean and why it matters, various farming techniques all sorts of stuff useful to the population

For the most part, once things are in order upgrade fucking everything. Hand out blueprints and designs and all that juicy technical understanding our people have

>>24000644
Welp, that explains so much of this Quest and its fanbase.

>>24000392

SCIENCE! INDUSTRY! At least that fertilizer factory. As a civil engineer we shall personally inspect the mine and see how it can be made more productive and safer; that is something that can be done quickly, and will impress at least the merchants as much as our firepower.

Less visibly (never imply weakness!), we shall deal with the magic gap and start doing science to that.

Also, if there's a giant robot that's sitting there half-finished, GIANT ROBOT. Even if it has a jewish blueprint.

>>24000670
hell man i know the nazi's were evil im just here because i want to play a bad guy. and this was one i figured would let me

Alright, let's make a list.
>Next shipment, Farming equipment and engineers. Followed by training paying the townsmen to build factors and work in them.
>Also linguists and teachers for planning schools for the youth

Add onto it guys.

Right now we need to talk to the Wizards, get them to charge the gate in exchange for some materiel on the next opening (Bring through, what, 1/2 ton of quartz as wizard-paying material and pay them a couple pounds per opening accelerated?)

As for actual slots, we'll need to figure that out once we get back to base and HQ can tell us just what they can spare.

>>24000723
flak 88s
JU 87s
pz 2s

>>24000656
You have got to be kidding me.

First things first, no one is demonizing the modern German. Nazis were in government, nazis are out of government, end of story.

Secondly though, calling it a myth is insulting and ignorant to a ridiculous degree.

We're playing a quest here where we pretend to be a Nazi in the mold of Rommel, but please do not pretend that Nazi Germany did not do this for your own delusion. We have to acknowledge the facts here people, and I personally hope for Landa to come back from fantasy land to kick some ass for justice.

>>24000723

No farming equipment for now, we're an engineer and can design simple, better equipment from memory.

We need those slots for the Swordhenge Kampfgruppe.

>>24000723
Yes, work on the quest.

I swear anyone who wants to talk about eugenics right now will get shot.

>>24000670
Go back to shitredditsays