>Previous threads can be found at: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Psion%20Quest>Sitting in his dock, recharging, was Einstein. You could check his data at any time, you knew: http://pastebin.com/CaAF0yS8Your name is Heather, and you're having breakfast with your friends, family, and a 'girl' who had never had a mouth before a few hours ago."How do Ee chew?" Jilly asked, looking down at the crepe in front of her."Well, first you hold it up, open your mouth, and try to keep your tongue out of your teeth." Damien said. "Then you stick it in, and chomp down. The front of your teeth are for chopping, and the side and rear teeth for smashing." Alex added."And then you use your tongue and cheeks for manuvering the food back toward your teeth. You kind of get so used to it that you don't really think about it." Anna said.Sarvesh and Summer couldn't quite help, neither having human mouths of their own, so they stayed silent, and your parents kept making eyes over the table at eachother, as they tended to do.Jilly gingerly picked up the crepe, holding it together, and took a careful bite."Ooowww." She said, after she instantly bit her tongue. "Ith good, but Ee bit maseff."
>>24073075"The worst pain.""Could you just use telepathy on us to find out how to use your mouth?"
>>24073075"yep that will tend to happen, just chew lightly.and couldn't you just borrow one of our experiences on using a mouth to figure out how to eat/talk?"
>>24073075Remember to take pill after breakfast.
"The worst pain." You say. "Could you just use telepathy on us to find out how to use your mouth?""Ee cood." she said, and reached out to touch your mind. "If yuu dunt mind."You closed your eyes, and Jilly pressed her palm into your forehead. You felt her gingerly touch your mind, and the memories of you chewing, talking, breathing... and then she opened her eyes again."Thank you." She said, with a grin, and took another bite, starting to chew. Then her eyebrows met.<... I don't have the swallowing parts.> She said, suddenly. <I need, um, something to...>"Here." Your dad said, handing her a small container. Jilly held it up to her mouth, and spit the chewed food out."Thank you." She said again. "It's really good tasting. But it's weird. Human tongues taste things so differently than nagala tongues do."
>>24073181"Nagala tongues are the weird ones. They don't like ice cream!"
>>24073181"Yep! And there's only one of them as well!"
>>24073181"Sometimes being less sensitive is an advantage. Wait untill you taste ice cream!"
"Nagala tongues are the weird ones." You say. "They don't like ice cream!""They just taste like chemicals." Jilly said."Could be because they didn't have any dairy." Alex said."Maybe. Dairy makes me really really sick." Jilly said. "It's... miserable. I ooze from my spiracles."She shivered, and took another bite, eating rather well."I'm curious." Sarvesh said. "Would you mind showing me what nagala and human tongues taste like?""Okay!" Jilly said, shooting him a smile, and pressing her hand against the thick shell that curved around Sarvesh's head. Sarvesh's eyes widened a fraction."... That's... really a splendid thing." He said. "All of those things were almost as good as clam."
>>24073280"What did you show him, Jilly?"
>>24073280"Ooh, now I want to try."Stop not being Exa, Exa.
>>24073280"Clam? That's your favourite food?"
>>24073280>>24073181>Whoops! These are me!"What did you show him, Jilly?""These." He said. "And the garden outside.""Clam? That's your favorite food?""Stuffed with chicken, and breaded, with cheese and chocolate layers on top, yes." Sarvesh said. "It's very interesting to eat, and tasty, to boot."
>>24073359"That's an awful lot of different flavors on one dish, isn't it? Can you tell between each of them?"
>>24073359"That sounds weird... maybe I should try it sometime!"
>>24073359"What does everyone want to do today by the way? Spend more time on the beach, stay here, go into town?"
"That's an awful lot of flavors on one dish, isn't it? Can you tell between each of them?""We don't focus on flavor." Sarvesh said. "We focus on texture and feel. The hard chocolate shell cracks into shards, while the cheese and bread all sticks together when you peel it off. It's quite luxurious.""That sounds weird... Maybe I should try it sometime!""You should. Perhaps I'll make it for you." He said."What does everyone want to do today, by the way? Spend more time on the beach, stay here, go into town?""Let's go into town," Alex said. "Until it gets hot, then we can go swimming. We need, and I mean NEED, to get Jilly some Coyaki."
>>24073466"I agree, weird crab ice cream cookies for all!"
>>24073466"Coyaki for all !!!, then maybe visit the graves from (idk the ship name)
>>24073466"I'd forgotten completely! Of course. That's what we'll do."
>>24073466Didn't we want to do something in the town? You can take this as a question to Einstein.Also still reminidng the pill
>>24073480That's a good point. Maybe visit the graves.
"I'd forgotten completely!" you say, and take your pill. Your mom gave you a worried look when she saw the bottle in your hand. "Of course. That's what we'll do. And then maybe visit the graves from Ishelda.""It'll be a bit crowded." Your mother warned. "At least near the graves. Be careful, don't get seperated, and just message us, Heather, or Alex if you get lost.""Okay, Coyaki for all!" You say, and spring to your feet."Alright!" Jilly said, matching your exuberance."Be careful on the monorail, you!" Mom said."We will, Ms. Leery!" Alex said, and waved, as you all made your way out.As time passed, eventually you arrived at the mall, where the coyaki man was sitting there. The mall, this early, was entirely empty, except for him."... He doesn't look a day older from the last time I saw him. And he's always open, isn't he? Strange." Alex said.
>>24073632"Hello, vendor of exotic goods. I would like to buy some lobster icecream. For me, and all of my friends."
>>24073632"Ancient Chinese secreeet Alex."
>>24073632"Yeah, maybe he just loves selling his product."
>>24073632The coyaki guy takes his shit super-serious, so we should probably be prepared to explain that Jilly spitting out the coyaki isn't necessarily because she thinks it's bad, but that she can't swallow it with a transgened mouth.
>>24073632Coyaki man confirmed for Void Queen in disguise.
>>24073632I'm not sure if mom is worried because we're popping pills, or if she thinks we're on the pill. Either way we should have explained.
>>24073728Yeah, just tell her the pills are for our brain damage and she'll stop worrying about us!But yes, we should probably tell her there's nothing to worry about.
"Yeah, maybe he just loves selling his product." You say, and walk up to him. "Hello, vendor of exotic goods. I would like to buy some lobster ice cream. For me, and all my friends.""Very well!" he said. "One each?"You nod."Understood!" He said, and pulled open a container, bringing out enough coyaki for everybody. You never understood how someone could keep the cookie and chocolate chips on the outside warm, while keeping the ice cream on the inside cold.You take a bite out of yours just as Jilly does hers, and her eyes- even her secondary eyes in her temples- widen."That's.. delicious." She said. "This is really really good!"Experimentally, Sarvesh nommed on his own, peeling back the cookie layer and eating the inside of the ice cream."This almost seems like centaur cuisine." He said."It was partially based off of centaur cuisine." The man said. "Oh, 70 years ago, the first stall for this wonderous food was created by two human men and a Mzlp'hack*tha woman, and she came up with the idea of adding the layers so that her own people could enjoy it as well!" The old man said, cackling and pointing at Sarvesh.
>>24073792"70 years? How old are you? And make it short."
>>24073792"How long have you been selling lobster-icecream?"
>>24073792>>24073845add can you tell us all more about the history of Coyaki?
>>24073847He's old enough to know that with age comes experience, with experience knowledge, with knowledge hunger, with hunger food.
>>24073792"That's quite a significant history."
>>24073867He gave us the whole fucking lecture last time and we didn't listen.
>>24073882jilly and Sarvesh diden't.
"That's awesome!" You say."Exactly!""70 years ago?""Almost! The years stretch on.""How old are you? And make it short.""Oh, my age hardly matters. What does matter is this wonderful food.""How long have you been selling lobster-icecream?"He gave you a cold glare. "That's not its proper name, I'm afraid.""Can you tell us all more about the history of Coyaki?""Of course!" He said, and started his lecture again, babbling on about how the first stall was created on earth, and how every corporation and business always wanted to know how it was made, the secrets held close to the owners' hearts, and finally, the three decided to take down their stall, and to build new stalls far across the galaxy, to spread their food to the rest of the UPA."And part of that first stall... Part of it sits right here." He said, rapping his knuckles against his own stall. "It's a beautiful story, isn't it?"
>>24073914"I cry errytime."
>>24073914"Does anything ever stop you selling it, Old man?"
"I cry errytime." You say, wiping at your eyes."... That's very interesting." Sarvesh said, and took another bite. Then he looked down at it, as his mandibles got to work. "What's more interesting is how you can peel it in half, and then lick the ice cream from the side, as if it were Jaz*zzkal."The old man chuckled."Clever young, erm, thing.""I'm male.""Clever young man!" The old man said."Does anything ever stop you selling it, Old man?""Nothing! Not rain, not snow, not illness... Not even the colonists' burial could stop me." He said, banging his hand against the stall."May I have another?" Sarvesh asked."For free!" The old man said, and handed him another.
>>24073981"Amazing stuff. Thanks, Old Man."
>>24073981"Where were the colonists buried?"
"Amazing stuff." You say, and stick a claw into your mouth. "Thanks, Old Man.""No problem! For listening to my story and actually paying attention, this time, feel free to have another one, everyone."You take your second, wrapped in paper to go. "Where were the colonists buried?" you ask."On the outskirts of the city were a few." The man said. "There were quite a few colonists, so every city has a few colonists. I think in a few minutes, a long distant relative of one of the colonists will be making a speech."
>>24074059"Let's go listen. Then we'll head to the beach again."
>>24074059We might as well check out that speech, considering we were planning on checking out the colonists' gravesite anyhow.That, and the fact that something interesting is probably going to happen there since someone brought it up!
"Let's go listen." You say."Alright." Anna said. "Let's go."After using Einstein to find out exactly where the gravesite was, your group climbed into the monorail, making the other riders rather uncomfortable. When you finally got there, the monorail hissing to a stop, you climbed out, and looked over the heads of the hundred people there, to the graves themselves. Standing at the podium, with hot pink hair... was Ellie."-We've never met these people." She was saying. "We've never known them. They died hundreds of years before this planet was terraformed. But my great, great aunt's great grandmother's sister... She, Jalene, went here. She came here, to Heaven's Jewel, to the place where we live and work and love. She was a citizen of this place long, long before we were."She nodded, and then cleared her throat. "They should be respected. They were adventurers, explorers, colonists. they were ready to make this place home. For us. And that's what we need to remember.""My name is Ellie, thank you." She said, with a nod. Polite applause followed her as she set down the podium.
>>24074221"Oh. That's, um, unexpected."
>>24074221Find Ellie!>reacquire tripcode!
>>24074221"That was nice. Let's go to the beach and enjoy it whilst we've still got some time left."
>>24074221Ahhh, I kind of want to invite her to the beach now.
>>24074221" well its a small universe after all"
>>24074059>"There were quite a few colonists, so every city has a few colonists.This also brings up an interesting point. It's been mentioned numerous times that we're from Heaven's Jewel; it's where we tell people we're from, it's in our Extranet address, etc... but there are obviously multiple settlements on the planet.So when talking to other people from Heaven's Jewel, where would we tell them we're from? I assume the different cities have names of some sort, but not sure it's ever been mentioned what they would be.>>24074221Oh hey, it's that lady. Time to keep a lookout for her mysterious (probably psionic) boyfriend. Maybe have a chat.
>>24074305>boyfriend.Girlfriend.I find it more likely that she was trying to hide being a lesbian than that she told us the wrong greek letter for no reason. If you're going to make up a name use something that's actually a name.
>>24074305>On the galactic scale, cities are essentially too small to mention. It'd be like saying 'I'm from [A small town in minnesota]' when you're talking to someone in europe.>When you're talking to someone else from Heaven's Jewel, though, it would make sense to say what city you're from. It's called Poseidon, by the way."Well, it's a small universe after all," You say. "Let's go find Ellie.""Let's." Alex said. "Did you meet her last time you were here, Anna?"Anna nodded.Eventually, in the corner, looking down at a new gravestone, you see Ellie, looking uncharacteristically dour. Then she turned around, and shot you the widest grin."Heather!" She said, pulling you into a strangling hug. "And Annie!"She dragged Anna into the hug as well, with her other hand."And Alex! And I'm all out of arms, so shit sucks for you!" She said, giggling.
>>24074391"Haha. Poor Alex, <Always missing out on the action.>""That was a lovely speech, Ellie. We were wondering if you'd like to come to the beach with us before we have to leave again."
>>24074404Alex doesn't Psijinks you dumbfuck
>>24074391"That was a nice speech, Ellie."
>>24074391"So how's Eeps? Been treating you well?"
>>24074408It's not meant to be heard by him.
>>24074391Group hug time!"And there are other friends of mine! Meet Jilly, Sarvesh,Summer and Damien!""That was quite a speech. Didn't know one of the colonists were your relatives."
>>24074335Checking again, she wasn't really shifty about it until she was telling us the person's name, and had mentioned that he was a guy before we got nosey about it.More likely he told her to keep him on the DL, and she only remembered it mid-gossip and just swapped his actual name with a different greek letter because she isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.That's assuming they still teach us enough about the Greeks in the far future that the average high schooler would be able to into greek letters off the top of their head. Dunno.>>24074391Though I suppose what with our city being named Poseidon, there's probably enough Greek stuff that's stuck around.
"Haha, poor Alex." You say. "That was a nice speech, Ellie.""Thanks!" she said. "It was a really big coincidence that I was related to this girl, so they wanted me to make a speech about it.""We were wondering if you'd like to come to the beach with us, before we have to leave again.""Would I?!" She asked, grinning. "Of course!"She whirled over to the rest of the group- Summer, Damien, Sarvesh, and Jilly- and nodded. "My name is Ellie." She said. "I'm Heather's friend from *forever* ago.""And these are other friends of mine! Meet Jilly, Sarvesh, Summer, and Damien.""Pleased to meetcha!" She said, and started stripping off her blouse. She had a hot pink bikini top underneath, and tied her blouse around her hips, making an impromptu sarong. "Let's go!"
>>24074454"Okay!""How'd they find out you were related to some of the colonists by the way?"
>>24074454I can't decide and I don't want to shitpost so I ask : Should we tell her that we found the ship?Should we tell her about our abilities?
>>24074554tell her of the ship
>>24074435If that is the case, we can basically narrow it down to:>Delta: Creation of inorganic matter>Theta: Organic transmutation, creation and control>Psi: [DATA MISSING]. On this entry, most of the tables were empty.Epsilon doesn't seem like he has a girlfriend. Girls and people who aren't born yet aren't likely. Theta is male but the other two we don't know.So in the spirit of >>24074416 I'm going to try "How are you getting on with Theta?" and see if we can catch her out. If not then we just got the letter confused, no biggie.
>>24074454"Are you happy those colonists turned up, Ellie?"
>>24074554Abilities, no. Ship, maybe, edging towards no, since it brings up the question on what are we doing traveling space. I'd say we mention that we found the ship if she brings it up somehow like "I wonder how the colonists got here?"
"Okay!" You say. "How'd they find out you were related to some of the colonists, by the way?"Ellie giggled. "I found it out myself. Did a report on my own history, and looked back through my parents' lines. Turns out I was related to one of the groups of colonists back in the UNE, so I did some more looking! I got a 100 percent, *and* I get a ton of extra credit for doing this.""Are you happy those colonists turned up, Ellie?" You ask."Yeah, of course!" Ellie said. "Otherwise they'd still be floating in space forever." She said. "Good thing those anonymous people found it.""Also, how are you getting on with Theta?" you ask."With who?" She asked you, her eyebrows meeting.
>>24074594>Epsilon doesn't seem like he has a girlfriend.Actually I'm ruling him out completely because she said she had met him yesterday the first time we talked to her and that was after we'd met Epsilon because we were all freaking out that it might be him so that would mean he was floating alone in space and not going on dates.
>>24074675"You said you'd got a boyfriend? It was some sort of Greek letter."
>>24074675"Did I say Theta? I meant Sigma/whatevershetoldus! He's treating you well, right? Or he'll have to answer to me!
>>24074594I mean, OOC, this seems like a perfectly fine plan, but it seems a little underhanded for it to be in character. More likely it'd be something like "so how are things with your spaaaaace boyfriend?"That said...>>24074675"You know, your spaaaaaace boyfriend! With the weird name!"
>>24074712Epsilon, she said.
>>24074675"Yeah, must have been quite a reward to whoever found it."
>>24074748yes, it was quite a reward*
>Do you have any pictures of him?">"Maaybe~" She said, hugging her hairclip personacom. She gave you a knowing smile.Fuck all this cloak and dagger shit. Just sneak a technopathy peek at her pictures and see who it is.>>24074740>"His name is.. um... um... Sigma!"
"You know, your spaaaaaace boyfriend!" you say. "With the weird name?""I don't..." she said, eyes vacant for a moment. "Oh! Yeah! Him!" She lied. "Oh, things are going fine. We met up this week."<... I figure I should tell you, but she's lying.> Jilly said, quietly."Ooh, you got a boyfriend?" Alex asked."Well, he's not exactly a boyfriend..." Ellie said. "Just a friend. But anyway, shouldn't we get to the beach now? That would be fun, hahaha."
>>24074781Pretty sure psionic espionage is like, archetypal "cloak and dagger shit".Not that I'm necessarily against it, but still.
>>24074812Pull Ellie aside, so we don't embarrass her."Aww Ellie, I was so happy for you. Why would you lie about that to me?"
>>24074812>we met up this weekshe said that last time we talked.<I know, Jiljil.>
>>24074812<Yeah, that was obvious. I was just trying to work out if she was actually in contact with any of the Armatek Psions.>
>>24074812Time to hit the beach then.
>>24074812"You're looking great, having a boyfriend seems like it's done you good."
>>24074862<Specifically, Sigma - you know, the one that I can't help directly?)
>>24074871This is probably a good plan, even if we do plan on resuming the same topic of conversation immediately, so that we're not hanging out next to the giant crowd of tourists while trying to discuss what is probably a pretty private topic of conversation.
>>24074812<Thanks, Jilly. I was just testing something.>
>>24074812"Let us take the beach by storm!"
You sigh, and tug everyone to the monorail. Setting it to the beach, you pull Ellie to the back of the monorail."Aww, Ellie, I was so happy for you." You say. "Why would you lie about that to me?"Ellie's lower lip quivered, and then she pouted."I just wanted to look cool in front of your new friends." She said.
>>24074941Hug her, "You could have told embarrassing stories about me from when we were young, for example. It's okay."
>>24074941Give her a hug."Aww Ellie, but you are cool! Nobody here has a boyfriend or a girlfriend.""You're looking really good, you know, and Alex just came out of a messy break up, why don't you hang around with him today?"
>>24074941"Aww, you didn't need to do that, I'm sure they'll love you whether you have a boyfriend or not."
>>24074941Go in for the hug."Sssh. It's okay, you don't need to do that. You looked cool when you were giving that speech and stuff."
>>24074982>trying to force a rebound relationshipNot cool, dude.
>>24074941Insert girl power monologue about how you don't need to have a boyfriend to be cool here.[spoilers]he says, as we are all tripping over ourselves attempting to secure our protagonist's one true love[/spoilers]
>>24074992this one say it
>>24075000Maybe Ellie is our one true love.
"Aww, Ellie, but you *are* cool," You say, and pull her in a hug. "Nobody here has a boyfriend or girlfriend. And you did look cool when you were giving that speech and stuff.""Really? Because I thought you and Annie, well..." She said, trailing off. "She does give you those eyes, after all."
>>24075038"Ahah, n-n-no, I don't think Anna is that way, er, inclined. Last time we were here was a genuine shopping trip."
>>24075038Lean in really really close and whisper."Sure, she does, but she won't admit it.""She's really unsure about the whole lesbian thing and I'm not going to force her to confront that about herself."
>>24075056>>24075072this add a you think so?
>>24075038"What eyes?">>24075080not this.
>>24075084>>24075072>>24075056guys, if we play ignorant we're putting it on. we've commented directly on this before, to anna no less, and we've been told OOC, and have IC leaked telepathy knowledge, and Asmodeus has told us personally. I'm fine with saying it, sure, but don't think that we don't actually know.
>>24075080I'd rather not go with this, it sounds creepy.
>>24075038"What eyes? What are you thinking about?" Say this with a little bit of panic.
>>24075117need more conformation
Err, ya we already suspect Anna has at very least a crush on us.
>>24075117This is true, we should probably say something more along the lines of "Uh, yeah, I know, but I'm not really sure how I feel yet, it's all pretty confusing."
>>24075117Heather is magically a pure maiden now.
>>24075161Heather's a little bit dense, sweetie.
>>24075186Fuck that shit.>>24075038"Ellie, kiss me so we can make all the boys jealous."
Lets get this shit going.
>>24075186>Like I said before. There's a difference between backstory and personality."Ahah, n-no, I don't think Anna is that way, er, inclined." You say. "Last time we were here was a genuine shopping trip.""Ooooh." She said. "Okay, I gotcha."She giggled, and clapped you on the shoulder.Soon enough, the monorail stopped, and you and your friends climbed out, looking out to the beach."Ooouh, who built this castle?!" Ellie asked, sitting down in front of it. "It's really big.""I did, and Heather did." Summer said, sitting down next to her."How do you make things without, er, hands?" Ellie asked."Um..." Summer said. "With my paws!"Jilly giggled."Let's take a swim!" She said."Yes, let's." Sarvesh said, finishing up his second coyaki, wading into the water.
>>24075234These comments about Waifuing are the reason we're having all this problem!We started off as a decent flirt, and then waifu arguments and now >>24075186.It's bullshit.Why the fuck can't you guys play a character right?
>>24075259maybe we can ask summer for diving goggles and take a look at the under water creatures.
>>24075275Kind of want Heather to have drunk sex with someone just to put an end to this stupidity, and usher in a whole new age of stupidity!
>>24075259No we cant swim yet we just ate got to lounge around first, we don't want to get a cramp and drowned
>>24075259We're going to work on our tan.Pull out a towel and set it somewhere in the half shade. Grab the lotion and apply it to ourselves. "Anyone else need the lotion?""Can someone do my back."Let's talk to whoever else is hanging around, not in the water.
>>24075259Are we keeping psychicness from her or something? How is she rationalizing Summer and Jilly's telepathy?
>>24075275Well I think the whole waifu thing is an issue to this quest. This Quest should be now named "Waifu Quest" (Featuring Psionic stuff)
>>24075325At least, were that to happen, things would be happening! Anything to get things moving again!
>>24075259"Yay swimming! Hey Ellie! Wanna see something cool? Just hold on to Sarvesh."
>>24075259Let's just relax in the sun and enjoy it before we have to go back to recycled air and strip lighting."Annaaaaaa, can you lotion me up?"
>>24075348It's never going to happen, honestly I wish Exabyte would just do a random roll to determine Heather's waifu/husbando. I don't even care which of the options she ends up with, as it is, we'll still be arguing over it when the quest ends.
>>24075330>That's an old wives' tale.You pull out a towel, and spread it out, sitting there to apply some lotion. "Hey, Ellie!" You call. "Wanna see something cool? Just hold onto Sarvesh.""Okay!" She said, climbing up onto Sarvesh's back."What am I supposed to be showing her?" Sarvesh asked, continuing to wade into the water."Can someone do my back?" You ask."I can." Damien said, and rubbed his hands together, squirting lotion onto them. "If you don't mind, that is."
>>24075450"Of course not!"
>>24075450"no funny business, or you're going flying." with a smile.>what are we going to show Ellie?
>>24075450"Sure go ahead! But no pervy thoughts okay!"
>>24075450"I'd love that."How tanned is Damien?"Do you want me to do you too?""You can float, it's amazing!">>24075398It's not even waifuing anymore, that's the thing. Exabyte has made a descision: that we're all hormone charged teenagers. But /tg/ won't listen and refuses to play that. Heather won't end up with anyone, but it won't be due to arguments, it will be due to overpowering chastity.
>>24075450He's a CENTAUR!
>>24075479>>24075478How about yes! exactly funny business!Oh, better, instead of vetoing them, how about we say them, but with clear intent that we're lying.
>>24075450"Show her how good a raft you are, while serenading her! It'll be just like Venice in those old movies!"
>>24075450"Make sure to rub it in well, Damien! I want a smooth tan!"
>Sarvesh's head! The eyes are placeholders, and fit deeper into his head, but the rest is accurate enough."I'd love that." You say. "But no funny business, or you're going flying.""Fair enough," He said, and put his hands on the small of your back."You can float!" You call. "He's a centaur! Show her how good a raft you are!""Very well." He said, and chuckled, his legs curling up. He started paddling himself forward, and kicking- with his rear legs- himself further into the sea. "As you can see, I make a splendid raft.""This is awesome!" she said. "Tell me more about your people."The hands on your back working in the lotion started digging their fingers in, almost more of a back massage than simply putting lotion on you. You let out an involuntary relaxed sigh, and Damien chuckled.
>>24075547"I didn't know you were as good at massages as you were singing, Damien."
>>24075547"You're good at this Damien, can I get you to make it a full massage?"
>>24075547"That's suspiciously like funny business, Damien."Don't actually move to stop him though.
>>24075547God damn mother fucking renaissance man over here."Is there anything you don't do well?"
>>24075547Take off top"Isn't it so much better to feel free Damien? Don't leave me all alone! "
>>24075547"Ohh that feels good. Sing me a song from polycarbon six and my vision of paradise is complete."
>>24075547"You're really good at massages. You've done this before, haven't you?"
>>24075571>>24075582>>24075584"Veto" posts appearing in 3...2... 1...
He's probably good at this because he knows what'll get the best reaction, due to his future sight.
>>24075612The ultimate player
>>24075612Does that mean he can apply the same talents to sex?
>>24075612>>24075631>>24075632Guys, there's a difference between knowing the theory behind something and being able to execute based on that knowledge.
>>24075582Kinda this? Unstring the bikini, but stay face down. Just so he has better access, mind. Not anything lewd. cough cough.
>>24075632Damn that'd be useful as hell. I'm jelly.
>>24075547Sarvesh doesn't look like Abe now, Exa.
>>24075643The best massage in the world can't help you if it's in the wrong spot, but a mediocre massage in the best possible spot can work wonders. And he knows the best spot.
>>24075663>I technically have the rest of a centaur completed, but it's all shit and ill-perportioned."I didn't know you were as good at massages as you were singing, Damien." You say. "Two sisters," He said, by way of explanation. "And it helps when I can see the future to know what makes you shiver.""That's suspiciously like funny business, Damien.""Then send me flying." He said. "Or even ask me to stop."The pads of his thumbs dug into the base of your neck, and you shivered."It also helps when my father is who he is." He said, as his hands worked their way down your back. "He had a lot of... well, tips.""Is there anything you don't do well?" You ask."Not really." He said. "Well, speak other languages, build things, or write well."You reach back, and unstring your bikini, lying forward, and he stopped bothering with the lotion. You shivered again, Damien's fingers in your collarbone.
>>24075670SHE'S JUST ASpicy type, Young ladyTongues maybe,Drift away from class topicsTwist and taste each other in the guidance officeGoals settingCareer CounselFrom the headUp to the tonsilsLickity split you sharing thisLike tips on a 'Pop' short answer quiz
>>24075694"Ohhh my, I could fall asleep right now."
These are funWhat is the official term for games like this? I sometimes do this with a friend through IM and I have no idea what to call it besides text game.
>>24075694>"Two sisters," He said, by way of explanation. "And it helps when I can see the future to know what makes you shiver.">Two sistersThat's DEFINITELY funny business, Damien.
>>24075694Not much to do now except enjoy it."Your father gave you massage tips, seriously?"
>>24075694"I, mm, think we're going to have to, oh, make these a regular thing.">>24075722Quests, or adventures, or forum games, or CYOA threads. Although each is slightly different. This one is a quest.
>>24075722On this board we generally go with Quest threads.
>>24075694"Damien... Have you ever been in love?
>>24075694"My mother warned me about your father. I hope you are not trying something he'd do."
>>24075760>>24075750Ah I see. Been lurking here a little while, just recently started posting.
>>24075770That's actually incredibly insulting to Damien. Let's not say it.
"Ooooh my." You say, eyes half-lidded. "I could fall asleep right now.""If you fall asleep, then you might burn." He said. "I should probably put on some more lotion, in that case, shouldn't I?""I... mmm... think we're going to have to make these a regular thing." You say, as he squeezed out a bit more lotion."Your father gave you massage tips, seriously?""A few, but for the most part, his tips were more on how to seduce secretaries." He said. "And waitresses. And etcetra. But he's a sleazebag.""Damien... have you ever been in love?""... I've had crushes, and girlfriends, but..." He said. "No, I've never been in love. Have you?"
>>24075822"No, I think I'm pretty much in the same situation you are in that regard."
>>24075822Maybe, I'm not sure. What is love?I have felt some things for people before, but they never got too far along. I was young and stupid.
>>24075822"No, me neither. I've never, well, really been with anyone."
>>24075822"Besides PC6, no haven't gotten to know some one that well yet."
>>24075822"No I didn't find the right one yet."
>>24075822"I don't... know."
>>24075822"Um, maybe... no, I don't think so."
>>24075822There was this one guy who looked almost exactly like Gabe from PC6 who I thought I was in love with, but then it turned out he hated the feeling of grease on his fingers and I had to dump him.
>>24075822"I don't know. I have all these thoughts any feeling about people, but are any of them love? It's so confusing."
>>24075933I'd second this, but everyone was idiots and decided they wanted the MC to be entirely unspoiled in every way.
>>24075822"well I wouldn't go as far as to say love, but I have felt something. That sensation that comes from just one look from "that" person, the euphoria from the slightest touch of theirs. I haven't loved, but I have lusted. Maybe one day I can say I love. Maybe. Also while your at it, my lower back is so tense, please help me. "
>>24075933Hah, seconding this.
>>24075951Who would actually say something like this?
"No, me neither. I have all these thoughts and feelings about people, but are any of them love? It's so confusing." You say. "And I've never... well... really been with anyone.""I see." He said, and didn't miss a beat. "Want to change that?" He asked, hands on your back.
>>24075973Better get to fucking
>>24075973........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................noreap what you sow tg
>>24075973He who dares wins, eh."Um... I... I might."
>>24075973"If hypothetically I did, and I'm not saying that I do, it wouldn't necessarily imply a commitment or anything."
>>24075973"Pretty sure that's textbook funny business."
>>24076006ackselective pure maiden powers activate!
I think now would be a good time to become embarrassed with him and send him flying. He did just propisition us for sex. Make sure he lands in the water and not get hurt though.
>>24075973PchoooooooooAnd off he flies.
>>24075973Got to respect the balls on him."Well, I mean, it's not like I'd be exactly opposed to something like that, maybe."
>>24076006This works, come on Heather, you can't remain anon's tedious MAI PURE WAIFU forever.
>>24076025I this guy>>24076020supporting this
>>24075973Ballsy ass motherfucker. Damn. I'll go with >>24076006
>>24076050Impure maiden go forever.>>24076020supportededededed
>>24075973"Y-y you too."
>>24076006Let's do this.
>>24076020This. Giggle afterwards.
>>24076066Sorry, we've already downloaded a great deal of centaur porn. Purity status: Destroyed
>>24075973"We would have to find a private spot first."
>>24076086yes that is the point
Don't send him flying guys, we really baited him into this line of questioning. That'd be a dick move on our part.
>>24076006Haha, fuck it, I'll second/whatever this.
>>24076104How about this: Send him flying, then send him a message <That wasn't necessarily a no>.
>>24075973I am really curious, I shan't deny.
It's over. It's finally over. We're picking one. Thank the sweet lord baby jesus.
>>24076112that's just counterproductive, i agree with >>24076104
>>24075973Shiiiiit.The surprise victory no one saw coming, Damien.
YES WE DO PLEASE TAKE US
>>24076112yes, switching to this
>>24076156Damien's really grown on me recently. When we first met him I found him kind of dull, but he's proven himself pretty awesome.
>>24076112That's pretty unkind though. Basically what >>24076104 said.
>>24076112Gonna second that
>>24076156Just like in Not!Starcraft.
>>24076152This is just sex we are talking about. Not a waifu. That is still in the air.
>>24076156It's not a victory if it's just fooling around. A true victory is a serious relationship, which is not what he is proposing.
>>24076104Aye, let's just... blush, mumble and stay mute
>>24076152>implying the waifu was will ever stop
>>24076152>>24076156You do realise it's not a lock in affair, right? Exa has stated this clearly. He might be the first, but not the only.
>>24076112this is the best possible answer/response i have ever seen.
>>24075973NoooooooAnna is love.
>>24076173Exabutt is generally good at making the characters interesting given the time and circumstance to develop them past 3 lines of traits
>>24076206That's fine by me, I just want the anons in this quest to realise that Heather isn't going to remain pure forever, and make her start acting like a hormonal teenager.
>>24076152Hah, you wish. Don't be counting Nagala before they devour each other. And even if they do wind up doing it, it doesn't necessarily mean that Heather has settled on one person to husbando. Nobody gets 'locked in' on this quest.
>>24076206I'm treating it as one. I am so damn tired of the waifuing. I just want it to be over so we can build a space ship and fight aliens.
>>24076006This with the stipulation that we aren't getting into any sort of relationship because of it.
Nononononono. MAX has to tbe the First. Or Hungry the Adorable. But none of these mugs.
>>24076112Weren't we meant to keep a lid on our psionics with Ellie around?
>>24076206Of course, just because Damien will be giving Heather the D doesn't mean she's denied the pleasures of undulating centaur-cock or the infinite cthuloid tongues of the nagala.
You mumble something, cheeks red, and then with TK, you slam him forward. Damien went flying, before splashing into the water.You"Wow!" Ellie called. "You're really damn good at jumping, Damien!""Yeah." Damien said. "I'm damn good."You reach out to Einstein, and send Damien a message.Jilly giggled, and continued working on making her sandcastle with Summer and Anna. Apparently she picked something up...
>>24076233Hungry would turn out to be Yandere and attempt to eat any of the other psions that get close to us. Anyway, lets not be dicks to Damien. Playful responses only.
>>24076112My good sir, I approve of your suggestion.
>>24076260Tie bikini top. Smirk.
>>24076260Relax, enjoy the sun, sea and the cool wind breeze.
>>24076260Sunbathe until the sandcastle is finished. Maybe we can do our front evenly, if nobody is paying attention.
>>24076260Do up top.Finish sunscreen.Relax.
>>24076260So wait, did we send him the message from >>24076112 or not, that post is kind of vague.
>>24076260Assist in the construction of the superfort. Ensure it is built to proper regional structural codes.
>>24076304It is a mystery
You re-tie your bikini top, and lotion your front, rolling onto your back, pulling on your sunglasses.Still slightly red, you finish up your lotion.<That wasn't actually a no.> You message him, and hit the send button.Then you close your eyes, and relax...Until a splash of cold water hit you, and you jumped up."Heather!" Ellie called, hanging onto Jilly's shoulders. "Come on in!"
>>24076355Well I guess there's only one thing to do.Get in there and splash them right back, this is war!
>>24076355Holy shit exabyte, that diplomacy skill. Somehow you made everyone happy. That's impressive.
Rolled 20>>24076355I'll get you for that!Do a telekenetically assisted jump and bomb the water with a telekenetically assisted splash.rolling because combat action.
>>24076355"Of course you know, this means war.">captcha: analsap which
>>24076260>Jilly giggled, and continued working on making her sandcastle with Summer and Anna. Apparently she picked something up...She knows, we're going to get quizzed for details later.
>>24076388Let's show off our telepathy for the civilian, good plan. not
>>24076379Exabyte confirmed for Boss Bawss.
>>24076355"Damn it girl, you're ruining my lotion."
>>24076388>Combat situationSplash fights are srs bsnss
>>24076377That is in fact the only thing to do.
Rolled 92>>24076408Just a little bit. Just to make it splashier.
>>24076428It's waterproof.Or at least I hope it is, we went swimming immediately after applying it last time.
>>24076408If that were a concern, we certainly wouldn't have made Damien fly across the beach into the water.
"I'll get you for that!" You say, charging. "Of course you know, this means war."Then Ellie pulled up a summer-made rebreather. "Now!" She said, and Jilly dove into the water, her tail writhing to shoot her forward. You leap, propelled by telekinesis, your feet sliding across the sand, as you dive into the water.Peering open your eyes, looking through the murky ocean, you see Jilly and Ellie there, grinning and sitting below water. You gave chase, and the two of them split.
>>24076408If she ask how we can jump so high, just say "I'M PIDERMAN!"
Rolled 80>>24076477After Ellie! She was the one that splashed us!
Rolled 48>>24076494>Manifest self>Destroy both
Rolled 94>>24076477Grab Ellie with TK - catapult her out of the water as high as we can hurl her, catch her and slow her descent as she comes down again.Deserves a good scare.
>>24076550NoooooooooooooThat's very rude and scares the shit out of her.And quit our friendship.
>>24076550That's far far too obvious a use of TK, let's just chase after her and speed ourselves up somewhat with TK.
>>24076534I'd agree with that except that we're on pills because of trying new things, and we promised not to do anything we weren't good at until we recovered. I don't want more brain bleeding, thankyou.>>24076550Subtle TK effects! She's a gossip!
>>24076550Let's -not- show her psions exist by doing that.
>>24076582I agree, but psions existing is public knowledge, Ein found it on the extranet day 1--but Heather and her band of salty seadogs being such shouldn't be.
>>24076477Swim after her, we're good at swimming, right? We can catch her, if not the Nagala
You twist toward Ellie, swimming through the water, pushing yourself forward with telekinesis, charging toward the girl... and then something snatched your ankle. Ellie made a run for it.You whirled around, and Jilly stuffed a rebreather on you, her tail tying up your legs."I'm supposed to hold you here so that she can get away, according to the plan." She said, her voice coming out as bubbles. It'd be impossible to understand, if you weren't telekinetic.With more TK, you pushed her away, and bolted, toward Ellie. You caught up with her easily - she was never the best swimmer - until you caught her ankle.She huffed, and frowned at you.
>>24076550Even if this weren't silly, consider that Ellie already lied to us to try to look cool infront of our friends. Imagine how she'd feel if we were all like "check out my brain majik lol".
>>24076639TIME FOR TICKLE PUNISHMENT
>>24076639"Ahe he he. Your tricks don't work on me!"Let her slip away from us, thouhg.
>>24076639Try to splash her.But we're underwater.Blow bubbles down her bikini.
>>24076639Tickling is the only answer.
Rolled 19>>24076640lel i trole u
>>24076639>if you weren't telekinetic>telepathic, even>Also, dropped my trip!"Ahehehe." You say, bubbles coming from your mask as you spoke. "Your tricks don't work on me!"You pull her close... and start tickling her. Ellie started bubbling, struggling away from you- until you felt someone tickling you. Jilly had caught up again, tickling your ribs, tail coiling around your legs to keep you from struggling.
>>24076725"Nooo!"Squirm and twist! Cover our sides! Beg for mercy!
>>24076725Quick play dead, on one wants to tickle a corps.
Rolled 17>>24076725Slice off her fingers with TK. She must know not to fuck with Future Void Queen In The Past.
>>24076725"No! Jilly! You've sabotaged me."
>>24076725Thrash wildly and curse these foul mutineers!
>>24076725"Zounds, I am undone!"
"Nooo!" You writhe, underwater, as Ellie bolts for it, swimming to the surface. "Jilly, you've sabotaged me!""All according to the plan, young Heather." Jilly said, her voice low.She gave you a malicious grin, and her nagala teeth parted, tongues spilling out. "All according to the plan.Then she continued tickling you, holding you fast."Soooo what happened with Damien?" She interrogated you, tickling you.
>>24076796"He, uh... he... Hmph."
Rolled 26>>24076796Ream her mind with a blast of telepathic rage. She'll be unprepared.Alternatively, counter with "What's with you and Summer?"
>>24076796"you will never make me talk"
>>24076796OH SHIT, PSYCHIC INTERROGATIONStart counting by 3s!Or thinking of maintenance bot schematics!
>>24076796"Torture me all you want, I'll never tell!"
>>24076796"he needed to cool off"
>>24076821Oh man. Two words describing completly what I want to say.I am supporting this.
>>24076796"Ahah, Jilly, we were just having a nice...chat."
Rolled 69>>24076837Forgot to roll for combat action
>>24076796"He gives REALLY good massages.""Then he started asking personal questions I didn't want to answer."Is she tickling us with all of her tongues? that might make it really hard to answer.
>>24076837Yes, also recite first hundred Pi and Omnitool plans
>>24076796"You'll never make me talk!... Unless, if you help me get revenge on Ellie, then I'll tell you what you want to know."
"N-nothing!" you say, reciting as many numbers as you could in your head. "... Y-yet."Jilly giggled. "Okay!" She said, and let you go. "That's all I wanted to know!"Then she gave you a hug. "And then when something does happen, I'm going to interrogate you some more~"
>>24076796>Tongues spilling out.I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going!
>>24076891"Oh? Are you interested?"Make eyes at her.>It's probably futile, but I want to see a nagala blush.
>>24076906this, but while grabbing her and tickling her.
>>24076906>we've seen Nagala blushBut yes this
>>24076891"We'll see, I won't give up the information for free!"
>>24076891"more of a if than a when, but if something does happen ..."
I hope when he shoves it in he calls out "FIRST!"
>>24076891"Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me."
>>24076891"Okay, okay, I promise, now let me go so I can get my vengeance."
"If." You say, and you start tickling her back, bubbles coming from your respirator. "And I won't give up the information for free!""I'm curious!" She said, wiggling slightly. She didn't seem ticklish, but her skin lightened pink. "What it's like. I keep picking up these, um, dreams while I'm sleeping."
>>24076980>Jilly is watching everyone's wet dreams.
>>24076980"Are there any about me?"
>>24076980"So wait, are you saying you want me to tell you what it's like, or do you want me to send it to you with telepathy?"
>>24076980"Ooh, dreams, do tell!"Try tickling her chin/nose/lips. they're humanish.
>>24076980"What kind of dreams? What is happening in them?"
>>24076980"Um...I wouldn't know."
>>24077000This, inquiring minds need to know.By which I mean that we should make a deal with Jilly, we will give her information on what it's like, when we find out, and in return she can send us all the dreams about us.
>>24076980"I don't really remember my dreams, and the ones I do, I would rather not. whos dreams ? what about ? is it me?
>>24076980"I, um, wouldn't mind... showing you. I mean, we're friends after all..."
>>24077000>Inb4 "Yeah, all of them!"
>>24077028Seconded, Jilly should send us the best one now as a show of good faith.
>>24077028I like this.
>>24076980"Dreams huh... well... M-maybe if you sent me some of the dreams, I could give you a second opinion on them."
>>24076980"Every dream that I remember is filled with death and destruction."
"So wait, are you saying you want me to tell you what it's like, or do you want me to send it to you with telepathy?""The, um, second." She said, as you try tickling her face, lips, and nose. "What kind of dream?""The, um, sexual kind?" She said, her skin growing more pink as time passed."Are there any about me?""That's... um, personal." She said, and then finally, you tickle a certain spot under her chin, and her tail coiled, and she writhed, giggling and flashing yellow to green to pink and back to yellow again.
>>24077038That would be kind of disturbing, to find out literally every one of your friends dreams about fucking you at night.
>>24076980Oh, well if it's curiosity. We have to do it and give her the memory. For science.
>>24077064"If you want me to send it to you with telepathy, I'm going to need some of those dreams back in payment. It's only fair."
Let's just make sure Ellie doesn't hear anything about sending dreams...
>>24077065It's also pretty obvious, given how most of them act around her.
>>24077065Disturbing, flattering, and a little arousing. All at the same time.
>>24077083Seconded, and keep tickling that spot under her chin.
>>24077064Ah ha! Found it!You're asking for something much, much more personal then dreams, Jilly, I think you should know that.
>>24077064Give her a full kiss on the lips."It feels like that, only better."
>>24077083Absolutely, after all, being given the memory of Heather's first time is far more personal than a few wet dreams.
>>24077064"So is the real thing!"
"So is the real thing!" You say, tickling her. "You're asking for something much, much more personal than dreams, Jilly. I think you should know that.""But.." She said. "But they're not mine to give."She sighed. "Okay." She said. "I'll talk with the, um, owner first, though."You could tell she was desperately trying not give out the gender of the 'owner'.Then she let go, still pink. "What bothers me the most is the ones with me in it. My tongues aren't shaped like that." She said.
>>24077191"Hey, they're called fantasies for a reason."
>>24077191Have you shown them what shape your tongues are?Is the inside of Jilly's mouth ticklish? I propose we find out.
>>24077191"Well, to be honest, I've wondered about that..."
>>24077191"Those are your dreams Jilly. Your fantasies."
>>24077191"Well it's not like I got a good look at them before and... uh, I mean, nevermind."
>>24077191Do you get those sorts of dreams? They're really quite fun.
>>24077191"...Sorry, I'll try to be more accurate in future dreams."
>>24077191>My tongues aren't shaped like that
>>24077191"They could be! The wonders of transgenes."
>>24077191"Poor Jilly, I think your tongues would work just fine the shape they are."
"Well it's not like I got a good look at them before and... uh, I mean... nevermind." You say, your cheeks growing red."T-th-they weren't yours!" She said, now brilliantly red, shimmering pink."They were... um, someone else's."
>>24077270"In that case, why don't you, um, educate that 'someone' on your tongues?"
>>24077270"But I.... nothingnevermind"
>>24077270"Hey, Jilly, this is kind of at a tangent, but can you make yourself look like a tartan pattern?"
>>24077270You should go show that someone. You're always wrapping me up in your tongues, why not them?
>>24077270"Oh... oh right... of course they were. Forget I said anything."I'm really curious who it is.
>>24077270This is awkward. Better swim away.
>>24077191"dreams get wonky, I remember trying to make a straight line in one it gut keep curling up on its self.
>>24077317This, a million times this.
>>24077270"Oh. Which of mine did you pick up?"
>>24077317Given that Sarvesh likes humies and Damien's had his focus on Heather as of late, I'm inclined to assume it's Anna or Summer. Alex's too lolwarded to leak dreams like that. Anna's probably the one though.
>>24077372I agree, probably Anna.>>24077362This, she should have no problem telling us which of our own dreams she picked up on. Then she can send them to us again, when we feel like enjoying them a second time.
"But I..." You say, your mask bubbling. "Oh... oh right. Of course they were. Forget I said anything. Why don't you, um, educate that someone?""I.. um... Right." She said. "Okay, I can do that. Except he kind of scares me."Then she darted away, as you swam away yourself, forcefully breaking off that awkward moment.And once you got to the surface... you saw Ellie standing there, waving to Alex, her hip cocked. She was facing away from you."C'mon, Alex." She said. "Don't you want to swim?"She was perfectly unguarded.
>>24077372It was probably one of the scientists. Those nerds and their tentacle rape.
>>24077395Pull her bikini strings.
>>24077395>he kind of scares meMax or Epsilon, take your pick!
>>24077413>>24077409Giant wave, knock off her bikini.
>>24077409Do it with TK as well. And make it feel like it simply came undone by itself.
>>24077395>>24077409All this sex talk makes me want to support this.>>24077413but instead Im going with this and if she loses some clothing in it all the better.
>>24077395Time for splashing, or tickling, or splashing then tickling.
>>24077395Super pirate king ultimate attack. Tickle apocalypse.
>>24077405>>24077395>He>Scares JillyEpsilon or a scientist.
You focus, and with your telekinesis, you build up a small wave, far off... and then, coaxing more and more power into it, you push forth the wave, making it bigger, and stronger...And then, at the last moment before it hits you and Ellie.. you tug at her bikini strings.Ellie didn't have enough time to squeal and cover herself before the wave crashed into the two of you.And then everything was wet and watery.>End of thread!
Character interview now?
>>24077473No character interview today, I'm afraid.I should also mention that I most likely won't be questing tomorrow.
>>24077495>I most likely won't be questing tomorrow.
I... think we just destroyed our sandcastle.
>>24077539The super-fort holds strong against anything.
>>24077539To give Alex an eyeful of Ellie he'll never forget? Worth it.
>>24077495Did you beat the record?
>>24077584I think BFQ destroyed it.
>>24077466>We get a massage and a proposition from EpsilonThat's the archive description. Damien = Epsilon from the future? who knows!
>>24077584He beat AC-Guy's old record of 33, but BFQ has utterly smashed records for both number of threads in X days, and Y days in a row.
>>24077623has BFQ missed a day yet?
>>24077652I don't think so. Though lately Femcock has been running only one thread a day, as opposed to the usual two or three.
>>24077670She missed yesterday I think.
>>24079481nope yesterday was thread 100
>>24079481>>24079542Looks like she might miss today though.
>>24079580>to speak the name of the devil is to summon himfem's not missing to day the threads up