You are Harry James Potter, and you’ve spent the better part of your ten years living in the cupboard under the stairs that your relatives have so generously provided for you. Your parents, you have been told, were a pair of good for nothing hippies that got themselves killed in a car crash. You suspect that your Aunt and Uncle didn’t much like them, or you for that matter.Much of your days are spent doing chores for your Aunt – mostly out in the garden pulling weeds, or in the kitchen when the work isn’t delicate. When you’re not making yourself useful, you do your best to avoid your Uncle – you don’t think he’ll ever follow through on his threats to take the belt to you, but you’d rather not test him.In spite of your family troubles, you’ve found yourself surprisingly close to…>Your cousin Dudley. “No one’s allowed to bully you but him.”>The family that moved in across the way. “Von Einstein, or something like that. Somber fellow, that one.”>The priest who lives next door. “A woman and a foreigner… well, at least she takes the faith seriously.”>One of your new teachers. “He’s trying to figure out what he’s doing wrong with his… other students?”>The crazy cat lady who sometimes babysits you. “She always gives you sweets, and they always taste like cat.”>[Other]
>>24078239You’re life isn’t all that bad, though – unlike some orphans, you’ve got a roof over your head and a family that… well, a family. You suppose you’re fortunate that your relatives didn’t dump you out on the streets to starve to death. More than anything, your life has taught you…>Compassion “Helping people is the right thing to do, even if you hate them.”>Discretion “The less ripples you make, the smoother the sailing.”>Respect “Life is easier if you treat those above you with dignity.”>Work Ethic “Those who don’t pitch in, don’t eat.”>[Other]All in all, you’ve grown to be…>Adventurous. “I love to try new things, no matter how dangerous they might be!”>Ambitious. “I’ll be the best there’s ever been, you’ll see!”>Athletic. “Team sports, solo sports, I love them all!”>Bookish. “I prefer a good novel to most people.”>Competitive. “What’s the point of doing something if you’re not going to win?”>Inquisitive. “But why does it work that way?”>Sociable. “Somehow, I always find myself at the center of the crowd…”>Spiteful. “I hate you, with all of my hate.”>[Other]
compassion and spiteful
bump for interest
>>24078267(I'll need a 'who did you like' as well, from the OP).
>>24078239He goes to the nearest ghetto, gets a gun off the black market, and shoots Vold ASAP. It's how the books should have went. If you're a magus, and you can get guns, make yourself some magic guns!Compasion and inquisitive. We figure shit out.
>The priest>Work Ethic>Spiteful
>>24078336wanna wait for more people fjrst?
>>24078239>Crazy Cat Lady>Compassion>Inquisitive
>>24078239>The family that moved in across the way. “Von Einstein, or something like that. Somber fellow, that one.”>Work Ethic “Those who don’t pitch in, don’t eat.”>Bookish. “I prefer a good novel to most people.”We ravenclaw now.
>>24078267okay then>Von Einsteins : "might be german veterans with a proud warrior tradition and or fleeing Nazis. Either way it might be fun">Compassion>Spiteful
>>24078239>>24078250>>Inquisitive. “But why does it work that way?”>Work Ethic “Those who don’t pitch in, don’t eat.”>One of your new teachers. “He’s trying to figure out what he’s doing wrong with his… other students?”
>>24078494Magic Engineer is a go
>>24078239“Von Einstein>Work Ethic>InquisitiveScience!
>Spiteful (First to Three)Your upbringing has left you with more than a healthy dose of misanthropy; you simply don't like people. When someone wrongs you, you go out of the way to make life as difficult as possible for them without singling yourself out as a nuisance. With your relatives being on top of the list of people whom you hate, you've been refining your technique of venegeance with every passing year.It started with simply trekking mud throughout the house after a long day in the garden for your "Dear" Aunt to clean up. She wised up quickly, though, and so have you. Your little vengeances come much more subtly these days - eggs just a little more gooey than they should be causing a bit of sickness. Leaving the milk out a bit long, so the gluttons get only the sour. That sort of thing.There are, however, some few people you like, and you imagine that perhaps one day it might be possible for you to have friends. Well, aside from what few you already have, that is...>Compassion (First to Three)Despite your general hatred of people, you do realize that no man is an island, and that society, however much you hate its members, is what keeps peoples lives running smoothly. As such, your are extremely pragmatic, and have come to value the ideal of compassion. You can forgive. You can even help people. This does not temper you hatred, though it does make it quite a bit less evident. You help people! And they help you. You're relatives, however, are off that little list.
>>24078829>The Family Across the DriveDespite all this, you have grown particularly close to the family across the way; a young couple named from overseas named the von Einzberns. Vernon, being as he is, never shuts up about how they're gods damned foreigners, but you being you, you never took that to heart. He can't even get their name right - calls them the Von Einsteins.You're fairly sure that the husband has taken his wifes name, given that he's quite obvious oriental, though you haven't really found the need to pry. Kiritsugu, he's named, and from the moment you met him you knew you had met a kinndred spirit. Someone with the same emptiness, the same pragmatism, the same spite that you have.You are something of the son that he never had, though he would never admit it in front of his daughter. Illya would be jealous.Speaking of Illya, she seems to have gotten into an argument with Piers over the ethicality of Harry Hunting. Well, less an argument, and more siccing that beast of a pet of hers on him. Heracles is a big, friendly dog, but he isn't... well, obvious about it. Especially when he's standing on one of your hated enemies' chest, growling.You think you ought to...>Laugh. Loudly.>Ask Illya to tell Heracles to stop that.>Give Illya tips on effective intimidation.>[Other]
>>24078843>>Give Illya tips on effective intimidation.
>>24078843giver her tips, thats what friends do right ? you know help each other.
>>24078843>Give Illya tips on effective intimidation.
>>24078843Tips, of course.
>>24078843>Give Illya tips on effective intimidation.Are we making a good shirou?
>>24078928We shall be the best.
Polite reminder to put "quest" in your subject title when you make quest threads
>>24078829Oh god, I should have known as soon as I saw that trip. I should have known...
>>24078843>Nrvnqsr;ChaosHmmm... seems suspiciously similar to>Steins;Gate>Chaos;Head
>>24079004>doesn't know Nero Chaos
>>24079004Also the name of a vampire in the Nasuverse. He meets a Shiki, you know what happened next.
>>24079024>>24079019Forgot about that guy. Man, haven't played any of the Tsukihime games in AGES.
>>24079004>Doesn't know the 10th Dead Apostle Ancestor>Doesn't know Nero Chaos>Doesn't know Professor Chaos
http://www.fanfiction.net/seems like your style
>>24079085Yup.You know what Harry could do better? Being a fucking student. Oh and fuck everybody who thinks of "Rationality" to respond to that.
>>24078338>>24078338>>24078338You retards need to understand that it just wouldnt fucking work.He has to destroy the Phylacteries first. Otherwise, Voldemort would just come back.
>>24079175at the very least we could shoot the non responing death eaters
>Give Illya tips on effective intimidation"And... and... stay away from Harry if you know what's good for you!"Illya huffs, puffing her cheeks out and looking far, far, far too much like a girl her age than anyone who had any right trying to intimidate someone. Really, Piers wasn't paying all that much attention to her, and more to the hulking monster of a dog snapping his jaws at him."Illya..." you sigh. "Mr. Kiritsugu said that you have to be subtle about scaring people. More like... well, what your father does anytime a boy tries to be friends with you...""But I don't have a gun..." Illya whines, far, far, far too innocently for those words. You think you smell... yeah, Piers just shat himself. "Maybe I could use a knife instead...""Okay, okay!" he stammers out. "Fine! Fine... no more... no more Harry Hunting! Just... get this beast off me!""Heracles~!" Illya sings. "Come here boy!"The dog jumps off of Piers, and circles happily around Illya. The boy stands up, and doesn't quite know what he's supposed to do now.You decide to...>Escort Illya and Heracles back to her home>Escort Piers to the nurses office>Head back home and get to your chores>[Other]
>>24078338Mouldy Voldy's a ghost at this point though. You can't bust a cap in a ghostly ass.
>>24079201>>24079201Pull down my pants and get knotted by the dog.
>>24079201>>Escort Illya and Heracles back to her home"There, you see? It wasn't that hard. You'll get the hang of it."Ruffle her hair
>>24079175Ah yes, forgot about his lichdom. Guns are still good though, faster than spells and once you kill him you get some time to hunt shit down while he regenerates.>>24079207That's why I said "magic" guns.
>>24079207>>24079207>>24079207Thats just makes my point even better.>hurr durr gunzIs fucking stupid.
Oh dear lord what is going on in this thread?Give tips on effective Intimidation, or Laugh, both work for me.
>>24079237>>24079237>>24079237*If*.*If* it works. Keep that in mind.
>>24079201>>Escort Illya and Heracles back to her homeand thank her
>>24079201Hang with Illya, She's decent people, unlike our 'family'.
>>24079201>Escort Illya and Heracles back to her homeI wanna see what Kerrytugu is like here.
>>24079253>inb4 the Priest is our Potions Master
>>24079484>Potions Mastermore like headmaster
>>24079484Priest seems to be carendunno who teacher and cat lady are though
This thread interests me.Escort Ilya and Heracles back.
>>24079495MORE LIKE DANCE INSTRUCTOR
>>24079527This is the only dance instructor we need.
>>24079510If we're sticking to Nasuverse, the teacher might be Waver Velvet. But probably not, since Kiritsugu and Iri are together and Ilya is still a little girl.
>>24079577Or they could be the only Nasuversians
>>24079201>>Escort Illya and Heracles back to her homeit is only the gentlmeanly thing to do.And kerry probably wont shoot us.much.we should try to mooch some C4 off of him though. for science
>>24079201>Escort illya and heracles hooooooooooooooooooooooome.Also try to get in conversation with her.
"See!" you say. "You're getting the hang of it. At this rate, you'll be up to my level in no time.""But..." Illya looks confused. "What did I do? I was only thinking out loud...""Well, if you keep having thoughts like those, you'll do fine." You nod, watching with no small hint of satisfaction as Piers runs back to the school building. Vengeance was fun, seeing the enemy run with he tales between his legs was just satisfying~."Well, wanna head back?" you ask.Illya nods with a rather sinisterly pleased grin.The walk back to Privet drive was fairly uneventful. The park was quiet, the air was clear, and Heracles kept anything that was even remotely threatening back. You didn't exchange many words on the way back, nor did you particularly need to. Before you know it, you were outside of Number 7, Privet Drive. You get a strange feeling as you step onto the property, like you're passing through a layer of gelatin.Kiritsugu is out the door in nearly an instant after the jelly feeling washies over you. He looks... worried. You've never seen that man look genuinely worried before - whatever it is, it can't be good."Were either of you followed?" he asks. His head darts around. "No... no, you weren't. That's... that's good."You...>Ask him what's going on>Ask him about that gelatin feeling>Inform him he's being paranoid again>[Other]
>>24079577>If we're sticking to the Nasuverse>You are Harry James Potter
>>24079594>Meet Kerry>Yer a Magus, Harry>ADVENTURE!
>>24079053>Professor ChaosWait...is that a Ghost Sweeper Mikami reference?Or is this Nasuverse guy called Prof. Chaos too?
>>24079608>What's with the gelatin?>You're being paranoidish, what's going on?
>>24079608ask him about the jellylet him know you're a WIZARD, harry
>>24079608>Ask him about that gelatin feelingKerry is the absolute best person to learn about magic from, and nothing could possibly go wrong from taking his advice.
>>24079608Gotta ask bout dat jello
>>24079608>Ask him what's going onif he give us the run around>Ask him about that gelatin feeling
>>24079629[x]Ask him about that gelatin feelingIs Illya our age or younger?
>>24079175>He has to destroy the Phylacteries first.Harry Nanaya.
>>24079608"truly sir you house produce a sweet dessert flavor. Like of a frozen sweets texture and feeling of gelatin!"
>>24079649This makes me moist
>Inform him he's being paranoid againMr. Von Einzbern, I know you keep telling me about that time you had in Tokyo where all those people were out to kill you but this is London. It's perfectly safe and civilized here.
>>24079608I know what it was, but ask anyway. Boundary Fields, gotta love em'.
>>24079617>Meet Kerry>Yer a Magus, Harry>HERO OF JUSTICE>>24079608>Ask him about that gelatin feeling
>>24079695someone gotta shop this into pic. I dont have photoshop
>>24079608>>Inform him he's [not being paranoid enough]You only looked twice, and you didn't look up.And the MG42 is poorly placed, at best it can only him y house
"Mr. Kiritsugu..." you're not quite sure how to go about asking in a tactful manner, so you decide instead to go straight to the point. "Is it just me, or does it feel like jello out here..?"Kiritsugu stares at you. Whatever the implications of what you just said, they seem to have caught him completely off guard."You have magic circuits?" he asks. "Of course you have magic circuits. That explains the bounded field around your house."He pulls out a cigarette, and lights it."You're a Magus, Harry?" Illya asks you. "That's..." She makes a joyful noise. "I'm sooo~ jealous. Momma's only just beginning to teach me alchemy now, and I can only do the more basic transmutations. Daddy said that the field around your house was really, really advanced stuff!""I'm sorry, but I have..." you try to get a word in edgewise, but fail."Are you gonna go to the clock tower?" the girl continues. "Momma says that the Clock Tower is where all the best magi go to learn the craft. Daddy doesn't like them though, he thinks they're all lu... lu...""Luddites," Kiritsugu fills in with a smile."Right! Luddits!" She tilts her head. "You're not a luddit, are you Harry?"You...>Inform them that you have no idea what they're talking about.>Play along for a bit and pretend you do know what they're talking about.>Ask if your relatives have these 'magic circuits' too.>[Other]
>>24079918Ask about relatives
>>24079918>>Inform them that you have no idea what they're talking about.Are you saying I can kill people with my mind?
>>24079918>Are you saying I can kill people with my mind?this>>24079946
>>24079918[X] Inform them that you have no idea what they're talking about.
>>24079918>>Inform them that you have no idea what they're talking about.Honesty its the best policy.
>>24079918>Play along for a bit and pretend you do know what they're talking about."Oh, uh, the Clock Tower? Yeah, maybe, I haven't given it much thought."See where this train takes us.
>>24079918>>Inform them that you have no idea what they're talking about.I'm not a magus!
>>24079918>What are you talking aboutNo seriously, what are you talking about? Does this mean illya could just kill the assholes at school with her mind? cause that would simplify my life immensly
>>24079918So his relatives are magi and they won't pass on the craft to Harry. Great. Well, if there's one guy you want teaching you it's Kerry. He only fucked up with Shirou because he died halfway through teaching him.I always hated his relatives, fucking dicks.
Yer a magus, Harry.
>>24079946>>24079965>>24079970>>240799833 admits you don't know about it but takes it in your stride and immediately resorts to information gathering - theres a magic field on your house and you didn't do it, so was it your relatives?1 is blind confusion and "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"what's wrong with you people?
>>24080023I like this one. It admits, and it jives with our vengeful nature.
>>24080033we're being a ten/eleven year old
>>24080066that doesn't mean we have to act like an idiot if we have the option not to
>>24079918>>Inform them that you have no idea what they're talking about.
>>24080085>What is Roleplaying?
>>24079918Truly, you can run anything in the Nasuverse. Also archived on sup/tg/ under Harry Potter Nasuverse tag.
>>24080228if we had total free choice, sureOP is filtering our options to fit the character, though. all 3 options should be something that our people hating nice guy would do.
>>24080235We don't even know if we really ARE in the Nasuverse yet. We have the Von Einsteins, but there may be other shit coming up that we don't know about.
>>24080252it doesnt matter man. Let roll the train guys!!!!!!
You blink for a moment. Then, after a hesistent second, the words come to you."I'm sorry, but I really have no idea what you're talking about..." You scratch at the back of your head, kind of lost in all this talk about magic circuits and clock towers. "So, can I kill people with my mind or something? Like whoosh, I cast fireball?" A though comes to you. "Can Illya, for that matter?"A dark thought comes to you; it would sure make your life easier if you could just flick the off switch on certain people..."Illya," Kiritsugu looks thoughtful. "Why don't you and Harry go out back, and teach him about the basics. I need to go speak with Iri about a couple of things, including keying Harry into the bounded field..."He walks back into the house. Illya motions for you to follow her, and leads you into their backyard. Most of your pleasant childhood memories have taken place here, where you almost felt like you had an actual family. Mrs. Irisviel's garden is a beautiful as usual, and for the first time you're wondering if she uses any of the flowers in her witchcraft."The first thing you need to know about magecraft," Illya says, "is that the less people who know how a spell works, the stronger it is." She nods. "That's why magi are so keen on secrecy - if everyone knew that magic was even possible, mysteries would be that much weaker.""However, some magecraft doesn't involve mysteries. That's what pappa wants me to show you." She beckons you to sit down. "Before we do anything else, you need to open a magical circuit. So sit down, and look deep within yourself." She smiles. "If it hurts for a second, you're doing it right."You do as she says. It take a moment, but after a while, you feel a lance of pain shooting down your back.You...>Hear a woman's dying scream.>See a green flash of light.>See a pair of cold, cruel blue eyes.>[Other]
>>24080397>>Hear a woman's dying scream.>>See a green flash of light.>>See a pair of cold, cruel blue eyes.FULL PTSD AHOY! ALL OF THE ABOVE
Rolled 63>>24080424yea but in this order >See a pair of cold, cruel blue eyes.>See a green flash of light.>Hear a woman's dying scream.
>>24080455flash scream eyes works too
>>24080397>Hear a woman's dying scream.Nooooo idea whats going on here, but MAXIMUM TRAUMA always makes for good mages down the line. Lets remember our mom's final scream of terror.
>Harry potter and the holy grail
So we're spiteful but understand the need for people? Shit, we're going to become a psychopathic cult leader, aren't we? Maybe take on some french name, something about not dying...
>>24080252We have Clock Tower, the term Magus, magic circuits, and the Von Einzberns. That's Nasuverse enough to begin with.
>>24080493we hate people but help them anywaythe hero nasuverse deserves
>>24080493Do we romance Illya?
>>24080397>[Other] Feel as though some foul foreign abomination is latching itself onto your soul.
>>24080495inb4 we go to Hogwarts and forget all the Nasu shit, then the Clock Tower shows up to the Triwizard Tournament and Waver kicks our ass at everything.
>>24080505Right, but we help them because they're useful. It's less "compassion because we want to run through the forest with all the critters running along" but rather "I convinced the forest critters to pilot robots in order to avenge myself on that damn hedgehog because goddamn my own eggmobile ain't getting it done"
>>24080511To early for that. Just get her to Childhood friend mode so if we do have to choose.
>>24080551>As such, your are extremely pragmatic, and have come to value the ideal of compassion. We might be nice to people because it benefits us, but we're compassionate. I might not be phrasing this well but the way I see it, we've taken up being nice in the long term because it helps, not in a sort of "well this individual guy can't help me so i might as well watch him die" or something.
>>24080397>Hear a woman's dying scream
>>24080397All three. Also, anti-muggle and secrecy policies make much more sense in the Nasuverse. Strangely convenient.
>MAXIMUM PTSD MODE ACTIVATEA pain lances down your back. You see a pair of cold blue eyes staring at you with murderous intent; a green light flashes, a sickly bolt of lighting striking out in hatred. A woman screams. This all happens in an instant, and you feel... something, something powerful seep into you. In the eye of your mind, it seems to spread like the lines upon the wafers of your cousin's computer.>Magic Circuits opened: 1/26>Available Prana: 10/10>Circuit Count: B+>Circuit Quality: A"Illya..." Your eyes shoot open, and you breath heavily, ragged. "What in God's name was that?""That," Her smile is far too happy, "Was you opening one of your magic circuits! Everyone has their own trigger for when they channel their prana, though sometimes it can be kind of personal." She tilts her head. "Mine's a fancy golden looking cup - Pappa gets kind of worried when I talk about it though, so don't tell him I said that."She looks sort of embarassed, you're not quite sure why. Her composure comes back soon enough."Anyways, I figure you can try one of the easier excercises now." She picks up a stick and hands it to you. "Envision in your mind all the imperfections in this stick, and try to use you prana to make them go away."You...>Ask her what that's supposed to mean>Do as she asks [Roll 3d6]>Stare at it in disbelief>[Other]
Rolled 6, 4, 4 = 14>>24080746>Do as she asks [Roll 3d6]WE MAGIC NOW!
Rolled 5, 5, 1 = 11>>24080746>Ask her what that's supposed to mean, and>Do as she asks
>>24080595We're compassionate because we believe it is morally and logically correct, but we internally wish to kill everyone.Shit, we're Kirei Kotomine before he rejoiced.
Rolled 3, 6, 1 = 10>>24080746>Do as she asks [Roll 3d6]TRACE ON
>>24080746turn it into a Sword of the Light
Rolled 4, 6, 1 = 11>>24080784bloody hell
>>24080769that we are that we are
Rolled 2, 2, 3 = 7>>24080746>>Do as she asks [Roll 3d6]The stick becomes a dagger.Or better yet a revolver
Rolled 3, 2, 5 = 10>>24080746DO IT FAGGOT
>>24080805>not expecting the stick to spontaneously turn into a phoenix feather wand
Rolled 2, 2, 3 = 7>>24080868>Not expecting the stick to turn into a sword girlfriend who is a sword
Rolled 5, 4, 3 = 12>>24080964No, that's our bro and best friend.
Rolled 5, 3, 2 = 10roll 18, goWe shal be the greatest magi to ever live.
>>24080772Ok, the thing that made Kotomine snap was that he only, ONLY got any sense of joy and happiness when he did evil things. We, who can feel good when we help others, are not him. We are similar though.
>None Below 9 in first 3.>FAILUREYou focus on the stick, looking into its structure and composition. Cellulose fibers, wrapped around a central area in a multi helix structure, twisting its way into a knotted structure. You see the gaps between it, flaws in the structure that keep it weak and allow it to be broken. You do as Illya asks, and shove as much prana into the stick that you think it can handle."Be gentle with it!" Illya warns. "Too much prana will cause it to..."You have greatly overestimated the amount of prana that the stick can handle. As you see it now, with your analysis of the structure, it seems to glow as bright as a second sun. The structure begins to quiver, like a hose filled with more water than it has any right to hold. And unlike with the hose, there is no place for the magic to go.Nowhere but out.>Prana: 8/10"...explode."The stick explodes into tiny fragments. Fortunately, you did not put too much into it, and the fragments puff out like the shards of a popped balloon. The worst injury you hold is a small cut along your cheek.You...>Lament your failure.>Ask what you did wrong.>Ask if there is another spell you could try.>Try again [Roll 3d6]>[Other]>I'm gonna flip for an hour or so. Missed PoI yesterday.
Rolled 5, 1, 2 = 8>>24081025TRY AGAINKEEP GOING TILL IT KILLS US
Rolled 3, 6, 2 = 11>>24081007given that we seem to be the only person kerry trusts to be friends with Illya, that's garunteed>>24081025>Try again [Roll 3d6]
Rolled 2, 6, 6 = 14>>24081025>>Try again [Roll 3d6]until we get it right.
>>24081025>Ask what we did wrong.We need a bonus on our skill modifier guys. Gotta get this to be more likely than a coin flip.
Rolled 3, 1, 6 = 10>>24081066>need modifiers>>24081025>>None Below 9 in first 3.>>24081049>Rolled 5, 1, 2 = 8we'll be fine
>>24081025>None Below 9 in first 3.so are rolling under or rolling for power and ended up overcharging?
>>24080772Yeah, that's what I was thinking. We understand how society works and want to bend it to our will; our Compassion is more Empathy than Kindness
Rolled 3, 2, 1 = 6>>24081025>shove as much prana into the stick that you think it can handle>"Too much prana will cause it to explode">it explodeswhy the fuck would you need to ask what went wrong?
>>24081025>Ask what you did wrong.Don't just barge in blindly like a Gryffindor. We screwed up, that's fine. We should ask our teacher on how to not suck this time rather than trying the exact same thing again.
I have no idea what's going on in this quest, and I'm okay with that.
>>24081025you know, if we worked out that we need less power shouldn't we be able to roll lower?
>>24081123She already told us, though. Reading comprehension.
>>24081188We know what we did wrong, but that doesn't mean we can't ask for tips on how to do it right.
>>240812102slow, OP would have to type up an entire thing which would amount to "put less power in"
Am I going to need to know anything about FSN to understand this quest?
Rolled 3, 6, 5 = 14>>24081025acquire another stickturn it into a bigger stick
...how much prana can a penis hold?
>>24081014Good point there. I'm relieved.Of course, even a similarity is pretty unpleasant.On a random side note, it's possible that he also gained joy from his own pain: His addiction to agonizingly spicy food seems to suggest it.Really hope he isn't the priest mentioned earlier in the thread.
>>24081243perhaps some of the thread discussion, but you should be able to pick stuff up pretty quickly depending on how deep into the nasuverse the auther goes
>>24081278Enough to power an EX rank Noble Phanatasm, if F/SN is anything to go by.
>>24081283it was probably caren, due to female.
>>24081243Not really, it seems the narrative will allow for an in depth description of things as they go on. There is a wiki out there though, as well as a few anime (only 1 of them was any good, and one of them doesn't truly exist), and of course the VN's which you really should have played already because they aren't bad except for the porn. Nasu can't write porn.
>>24081319I played most of F/SN but eh, it was not really relevant to my interest.
>>24081331First route is meh. The other two are much better. Personally I favor UBW. Best girl, best ending from a philosophical standpoint for me. Archer wasn't wrong, neither was Kerry.The real thing that sold me was the concept of the Grail War itself. 7 servants, 7 masters, 7 way total mindwar. Who had the info determined the outcome just as much as who lucked out on getting the most broken servant.
>>24081243quick summary of FSNmages exist in secretprana = MPMP can be stored in magical gems or transferred between people via rituals, the most basic of which is sexmagic takes a lot out of you, though, and if you try and do something too high level it'll straight up kill you.every once in a while there's a battle for the holy grail, said to be able to grant any wish. this is achieved by chosen mages summoning 'heroic spirits', one in each class. (saber, lancer, archer, mage, assassin, rider).the heroic spirits are legendary heroes (or villains) like king arthur or medusa, they have "Noble Phantasms" which are like special abilities or items (excalibur, for example).heroic spirits live off their masters magic, but they can power themselves up by essentially consuming the life force of other (primary non-mage) people, which is frowned upon by some
>>24081306Oh, that's good. I apparently missed the gender comment.
>>24081389You forgot Berserker in the Servant class list, but yeah, thats the basics of Nasuverse magic.
>>24081389That's F/SN, not the entire Nasuverse. But still, a concise summary. Just remember, there was also Berserker. Very powerful class he was.
The dog really is just a dog, right? Not a somehow shape-shifted Heracles....Oh dear, I'm already getting paranoid.
>>24081461i don't know shit about the rest of the nasuverse, i haven't played anything else in it except for bits of F/HA>I'm gonna flip for an hour or so. Missed PoI yesterday.I take this means OP is gone for a while.
>>24081499Even shape-shifted, a Berserker-class servant of that caliber would probably cause vomit-inducing terror in any unprepared magic-sensitive individual with the misfortune enough to get close. Berserkers basically have the unofficial class perk Scary As All Fuck.So no, Dogacles is probably not Berserker.
I wonder if this universe contains a version of Mad-Eye Moody. He and Kerry would get along like a house on fire c
>>24081243Nasuverse also encompasses Tsukihime and Kara no Kyoukai. Fate is probably the most well known of the various iterations, though. It's often compared to World of Darkness due to it's breadth and occultic emphasis.
>>24081732oh. guess i'm retarded, then
>>24081578>implying they wouldn't just set a house on fire
>>24081578Moody is a fucking amatear to Kiri. Seriously, if Kiri was a Wizard, every Death Eater would be fucking dead. Stat.
>>24081951...he'd also kill everyone in the building with them, their (mostly) innocent children, and probably their pets. I prefer Moody's methodology.
>>24082002Kerry tended to go out of his way to avoid killing innocents. Remember when he took the time to evacuate all the civilians from that hotel before he blew the whole thing up? From a practical standpoint there was ZERO reason to do that, it wasted time and might have tipped off his target, but he did it anyway.He was a professional killer, but he never quite gave up on the idea of being a hero.
>>24082160That's true, but he's also incredibly ruthless. He might avoid people who are involved if at all possible, but he would likely kill them if necessary.Still, I'll admit I was giving Kiri to little credit. I suppose his ruthless nature was just the personality aspect that stuck with me, not his redemptive qualities.
>>24082264I meant "avoid killing people who are uninvolved"
>>24082160Well, it's more that evacuating didn't really hinder him blowing up the building at all. Kiri would always try and save as many people as possible, so if he doesn't have to blow them up he won't
>Rolled below 9 within the first 3>SUCCESS!"Yeah," Illya frowns, "that happens sometimes. Try using a little less prana, your control isn't quite there for that much yet.""Alright..."Ignoring the superficial cut along your cheek, you grab another stick from beneath the cherry tree and move to try again. Once more, the structure and composition of the stick flash through your mind, an understanding that goes even deeper than the cellular structures. The gaps are small, you realize, so you let a trickle of power in.And then another trickle.And then another trickle.And then another trickle. Little by little, the gaps begin to glow just as bright as the flaws are filled and replaced with your prana. Soon enough, it glows with the subtle fire of an ember within your mind's eye - a few spider cracks remaining, too small for you to fill without overflowing."Good job," Kiritsugu is outside again, having brought Irisviel out back with him. "You've picked that up fairly quickly; usually it takes a few more times to reinforce something without blowing it up.">SKILL UP>Reinforcement is at Rank 1>Target without duress: 10.You...>Compliment Illya's teaching techniques>Ask them what other sort of magecraft there is>Snark about the unexpected explosions>[Other]
>>24082640WOOHOOcompliment ilya, then ask about magecraft
>>24082640>Compliment Illya's teaching techniquesApparently we're going to need to be able to make sex at her if we ever need more prana, so we have to do it.
>>24082640>Compliment Illya's teaching techniquesthen >Ask them what other sort of magecraft there is
>>24082640>Compliment Illya's teaching techniques
>>24082663>>24082685>>24082702Going with the majority. mostly because Illya is cute, and her ends are so sad.
>>24082753Then we should strive hard to prevent that.
>>24082753fuck gilgamesh;__;>>24082685i think people regenerate their prana just by eating and stuff, it's just servants who need to drain peoples life force or take it from their masters. pro wizards can do it without making fuck at each other.
>>24082640Complement Illya and ask about Magecraft. Harry's going to be pretty eager to learn more, I suspect.
>>24082791that scene broke my heart
>>24082785Indeed we should.Mostly because anything happening to Ilya would probably trigger a rage-fueled Kiritsugu murder rampage, and god help anyone in the blast radius when that happens.
>>24082845Imagine the typical overprotective dad moment.
>>24082883>Go out on date with Ilya>Things go well, agree to go out again soon>Wake up that night>Something cold pressed against forehead, oh god is that a gun?>Cigarette suddenly lights up>"I trust you're behaving yourself with my daughter?"And Ilya will spend her entire teenage years wondering why she can't keep a boyfriend.
>>24082979>Teenage yearsIf she has them. We don't know if she'll age in this universe. We also don't know what her lifespan is. We might need to do some research on that: Elixer of Life for Illya?
>>24082640[x] Compliment Illya's teaching techniquesAlso, how does rolling work?We seem to have a target number and rolling under it, but are there crits, and do we get any rerolls for when the dice hate us?
>>24083153But Anon, the dice always hate us.
>>24083153>re-rolls>In a Nasu-related QuestHa, coward. Its like you're actually attached to your limbs and supporting characters or something.
>Compliment Illya's Teaching Techniques.>Ask them to EXPLAIN FURTHER about magecraft."You're daughter is a lovely teacher," you say. "I wouldn't have been able to do it without her guidance."Illya turns a rather adorable shade of pink at the praise. Irisviel chuckles behind her hands, her red eyes alight with what could only be ideas that you're far too young to contemplate. Kiritsugu just smiles in that utterly terrifying manner of his. You're not sure whether to be in awe of a master, or to be terrified of your father figure."I'm sure she is." It is a testament to how much the man likes you that it is only his expression that is scary. "She takes after her mother like that."Illya gives a big nod."So..." you trail off, trying to find a different tangent... "What other sort of magecrafts are there?"Iri steps up to this one, clearly the more academically minded of Illya's parents. "Well, there are four major schools of thaumaturgy, and a nearly uncountable number of minor ones. Illya and I practice Alchemy, which focuses on the transmutation of matter. Kiri practices Shinsendou, which works with the body's internal energies. I don't know much about Astrology and Kabbalah myself, outside that like alchemy, they both focus on the manipulation of external energies.""Iri and I have discussed it," Kiritsugu says, "and I was thinking of taking you as an apprentice. How does that sound?"You reply...>Yes>Hell Yes>Hell Fucking Yes>Naw, that ain't me>[Other]
>>24083317>Hell YesLets keep our enthusiasm in check guys. One expletive will suffice.
>>24083317>Hell yes.Seriously, why are we even voting on this one?
>>24083317At this rate Hagrid will turn up and find a chain smoking delinquent who 'doesn't want to go to that backwater shithole you call Hogwarts.'
>>24083417No, he'll find one that is quite eager to attend, steal the Philosopher's stone, and then transfer to the Clock Tower.
>>24083317>Hell Fucking Yes
>>24083452Thats evil! Thats despicable! Thats immoral! I love it
I want to see how OP writes his way out of Naw that ain't me
also this is why I said to ask about our family. the magic field on our house seems to have been forgotten. also im suprised we haven't asked why we can do magic or if/why only certain people can do magic
>>24083690Based on Potterverse knowledge, the field around our house was almost certainly set up by Dumbledore (or this quest's equivalent thereof).
"Are you kidding, Mr. Kiritsugu?" you ask. "I'd love to be your apprentice. When can I start?""As soon as possible. The only question is..." Kiritsugu strokes his stubble in contemplation for a moment. "Tell your aunt and uncle that I'm going to be borrowing you for a project. Be sure to emphasize that there will be gruelling, back breaking labor involved. I'm fairly sure Vernon will let you come over for something like that...""It'll be like you're part of the family!" Illya cheers."Yes, it will," Iri smiles."So, a couple of white lies should do the trick," you ask. Kiritsugu is rarely wrong about this sort of thing, but it seems too easy.The older man nods. "I'd talk to him myself, but I'm not quite sure about that bounded field that's been set up around your house." He frowns. "It's got the feel of blood magic to it... and a complexity like I've never seen before. Magecraft like that's rarely benevolent; the less time you spend under that roof, the better.""Wait..." he looks like he just caught something. "What lies?"You...>Timeskip to your eleventh birthday>End this day, begin anew tomorrow>See if Kiritsugu or Illya can teach you anything further>[Other]
>>24083317>Yes>Hell Yes>Hell Fucking YesIn that order.
>>24083777I'm curious what it'll be like to time skip...
>>24083777Time skip is a tempting option... hmm..
>>24083777Timeskip. As much as I like training arcs, training arcs are fucking awful.
>>24083777Get to the interesting stuff. This feels like a tutorial in a game. Might as well get on with it.
>>24083777Foreward in time
>>24083777>End this day, begin anew tomorrowEnough for one day, but I'm sure we'll lose out on something if we timeskip. I want to be a certifiable badass before we ship off to Hogwarts.
>>24083777>End this day, begin anew tomorrow
>>24083799You'll get to Hogwarts faster, but possibly miss out on ever meeting Mr. Z, your current math teacher, and Mother Kokutou, the priestess of the church you and the Dursleys attend.
>>24083845ah hell, start the next day :P
>>24083845Oh so THAT's the teacher.Man should have guessed from the description.>>24083821CHANGING MAH VOTE
>>24083845Next day.>wryhnot labours
Missing content? Fuck that!Let's start the next day.
>>24083845Ehh, want to meet all the characters. Lets go on to the next day.
>>24083777>End this day, begin anew tomorrowI can endure a training montage if it means we roundhouse kick Draco Malfoy in the goddamn face with our Kerry-trained magical batman powers.
This quest is more enjoyable than any Potter/Nasuverse crossover has right to be.
>>24083845Ugh. Keeping the timeskip. God Hates Training Arcs.
>>24083894It has potential, I'll grant it that.>If this ends in us going full Kerry on Voldemort I will be jumping with joy!
>>24083989>Voldemort gets hit by Origin Shot>Thermonuclear detonation as all the magic circuits of possibly the most powerful wizard in history misfire>coolguysdon'tlookatexplosions.jpeg
>>24083989not just voldemort. We'll go full Kerry on every smug shit eating sack of shit who crosses us.
>>24084058I like you! Let's see all them luddites argue with origin shot. But that's bullshit! No, it's fucking SCIENCE! Eat it and die shithead!
>>24084031>jpeg>not gifFilthy dirty inferior scum.
>>24084031>>24084070I wonder what OUR Origin is?Kerry's Origin Shot works the way it does because his Origin is "Cutting and Tying" or something like that, so it cuts all their magic circuits and ties them back together all wrong, causing crippling magical backlash. It stands to reason that Origin Shot would work differently if made using another person as the base.I see the potential for an entire range of powdered-rib based magical doom bullets.
>>24084083>What is a gif?>A miserable pile of jpegs
>>24083845For a second there I thought you were talking about this guy.
It takes you almost an hour to finish discussing what you and Mr. Kiritsugu will be focussing on for the first couple of months of your apprenticeship. Irisviel intervened on a few occasions, to keep him from turning you completely into a miniature Magus Killer. But by the end, you think you've found a healthy balance between learning magecraft and learning... other usefull skills.In magecraft, you are going to focus on [Pick Three]...>Alchemy>Breathing and Walking>Bounded Fields>Crafting Mystic Codes>Elementalism>Gradation Air>Mystic Eye Lore>Origin Magecraft>ReinforcementOutside of magecraft, you're going to focus on [Pick One]>Capioera>Marksmanship>ExplosivesStepping over into Number Four's property, you now realize, holds a feeling much like that of the bounded field surrounding the von Einzbern Household. It's unsettling, you realize, like someone had taken something like the bond you hold with your real family, and twisted it into a pallor mockery. You hate it almost as much as you hate your relatives.Your return to the Dursley's is greeted with much fanfare, and by fanfare, you mean the screeching of a walrus. Vernon apparently heard from Petunia, who heard from Dudley who heard from one of the teachers in detention hall what Illya and Heracles did to Piers."BOY!" he rumbles. "Next time that foreign strumpet of yours steps out of line, it'll be your hide! Tell her to keep that freakish dog of hers on a leash!"You...>Ignore it, and plot a special revenge for insulting Illya.>Confront the fat bastard>Abuse the shit out of your new magic powers [Roll 3d6]>Other
>>24084161bounded FieldselementalismReinforcementexplosivesabuse the shit out of your new magic powers
>>24084161Three>Reinforcement>Mystic Codes>Origin MagecraftPick One>CapioeraWe...>Plot the specialest revenge for insulting Illya.Call her a strumpet... That's a line.
>>24084161>Crafting Mystic Codes>Gradation Air>AlchemyWE MAGIC BATMAN NOW>CapioeraGuns and bombs can be replicated by magic, but sometimes being able to smack a bitch is irreplaceable.>Ignore it, and plot a special revenge for insulting Illya.All in good time fat man, all in good time.
>>24084161>Alchemy>Elementalism>Origin Magecraft>Marksmanship>Ignore it and plot a special revenge
Rolled 4, 2, 3 = 9>>24084201whoops
>>24084161Sir I know that what my friend did was wrong and so did her father. He had decided that we both should be punished by toiling his gardens with only hand tools to learn a lesson after getting 15 swats...if he has you premisson of course uncle.*Secretly plot to weaken any thing that walrus sits on*
>>24084222Derp forgot selections>>24084161>Bounded Fields>Elementalism>Gradation Air>Explosives
>>24084161Bounded FieldsBreathing and WalkingReinforcementCaporiaIgnore it Plot Specific and extra special revenge for even daring to think ill of Illya
>>24084161Three:>Crafting Mystic Codes>Origin Magecraft>ReinforcementOne:>MarksmanshipWe...>Plot revenge on the fat bastardWhatever we end up going with, we MUST learn Mystic Codes. Being able to whip up magical artifacts for whatever the fuck we need is so stupidly useful its not even funny.
>>24084222>weaken walrus chairsI like it.
>>24084161>Mystic Eye Lore>Origin Magecraft>Breathing and Walking>Marksmanship>Ignore it, and plot a special revenge for insulting Illya.
>>24084161>Alchemy>Bounded Fields>ElementalismOutside of Magecraft:>FUCKING CAPIOERAYou...>Confront the fat bastard
If the British Wizarding World exists as per the novels, we should focus on the stuff that we won't be learning at hogwarts, or will get supplanted by Wizard powers. Marksmanship will also be more useful, since most wand stuff requires aiming, but Capioera might be useful as well, since nobody expects a martial artist caster
>>24084161[x] Origin magecraft[x] Elementalism[x] Reinforcement[x] Marksmanship[x] Ignore it, and plot a special revenge for insulting Illya.
>Crafting Mystic Codes>Elementalism>Origin Magecraftbeing able to make shit like invisible cloaks on the fly would be very useful.>explosives>Ignore it, and plot a special revenge for insulting Illya.Elaborate revenge plots are best.
>>24084330Exactly what I'm thinking. But I do give points to the bros who think that marksmanship and explosives might be useful. After all, we got a fine teacher in the form of Mr. Kerry. Might as well use it.
>>24084330Plus it LOOKS like the martial arts you see in bad martial arts movies. Which is the best kind.\>>24084161>Mystic Eye Lore>Crafting Mystic Codes>Bounded FieldsStuff we won't learn at hogwarts, basically.>Capioera>Plot revenge.
>>24084387I remember this one character I made in Icewind Dale 2; a lawful evil monk with levels in sorcerer. Everything I came across died in explosions of gore. Wish I could play it agai->Remembers I can torrent now.... Gotta go.
>>24084513can somebody explain breathing and walking? not too familiar with the setting
>>24084529i think its just meditation type stuff, better concentration and ability to fire off spells while doing other things.AlsoVernon calls Illya a StrumpetDeath Flag Raised.
>>24084529You can breathe in mana and use it to reinforce your own body, basically. I think
>>24084529http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/MagecraftHere it is;> A key concept in Magecraft and Martial Arts. Though mainly affects one’s physical fitness, it also play a role in the strength of nature interference. The absorption of outer energy (breath of life) to connect your inner world to the outer world. The acts of inspiring, expiring and everything in between are part of a process that allows one to take in or release the gods. The Magi use incanted spells to cause a specific phenomenon to occur, but those whose breathing, movement, body and very existence can cause nature interference are beyond that. >An example would be the Shinto practice of banishing evil spirits and other unnatural forces by just clapping. However, this particular skill is something that takes a lifetime to learn.>Not valued by Western magi, but among the teachings of the east, the techniques of breathing and walking are high-level secrets that can’t just be imitated or easily learned. Therefore, Eastern schools always search for at least one individual capable of mastering them in a generation.
>BONUS: Exploit the shit out of your uncle's anger to get your way>Plot the specialest revenge. >Magecraft Focus: Reinforcement, Origin Magic, Crafting Mystic Codes>Nonmage Focus: Capioera"Yes Uncle." You loathe being so God damned demure about this. It would please you nothing more than to use your newfound magecraft, and take vengeance for his insult. But you don't. Not yet, not now. It is not yet the time. You can wait."Actually," you continue, "Mr. von Einzbern agrees with you. What Illya and I did to Piers was improper, and cruel. He's decided that the only cure for troublemakers is hard work."And in the mean time, you can use your Uncle's anger."He's got a couple of projects out back that he needs a few extra hands for," you say, "and he wants me to join Illya in helping him. Apparently a couple of trees need moving from one side of the yard to another. Says it'll help us build character."Vernon let's out a pleased laugh. It sounds like a cannon coughing up phelgm. "Always knew that fella knew what's right," He nods sadistically. "Nothing builds strength of character better than sweat on the brow, that's what pa' always said. Good man, that von Einzbern."He pauses, as if he forgot something..."Even if he is a foreigner."You...>Go help your Aunt with the dinner.>Weaken the chair your Uncle's sitting in [Roll 3d6]>Grab some sleep.>[Other][Last post for tonight, guys. Next thread on Wednesday.]
God now I'm itching to figure out our Origin and Element, so we can start spitballing ideas for Mystic Codes.Element please be Air, I want to shoot lightning at everything.
>>24084529>>24084574>>24084575Way I read it, seems dead useful.And also, for the argument of capoiera; we running knee strike Malfoy.
Rolled 1, 3, 5 = 9>>24084576Weaken the chair. Fuck him. We know we're a damn good magus. Time to use our newfound knowledge. Eat it you fucking cunt!
Rolled 1, 1, 3 = 5>>24084576Weaken the chair without drawing his attention
Rolled 4, 3, 5 = 12>>24084576Ah, poop. No Breathing and Walking. >Rollin to weaken chairAnd see ya next Wednesday, NC.
>>24084576better idea - weaken his bed. that way he's more inconvenienced and won't draw connections to harry.Also, even if origin magecraft wasn't picked, we should still get our origin checked out
>>24084604well, we're good magus potential. We haven't had much training yet
>>24084576>Reinforcement and CapioeraOh god we're going to be destroying everything with our iron fists of fury.
>>24084625Well that will go swimmingly.Thread's been archived here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Harry%20Potter%20Nasuverse%20Quest
>>24084698Then let us await Wednesday and every other succeeding day as we watch happily... While everything falls to us in hand-to-hand.Now I'm dead-psyched to play a magus and play Icewind Dale 2 again. Sorcerer-Monk, here we come!>practically sythorYes, captcha. I am practically sythor.
>>24084729GOG's doing a supersale. The more DnD games you buy the cheaper they all are. You can get just about every one in their collection for $20.
Fucking Nasuverse. Somehow crossovers that have no business existing just seem to work marvelously whenever its involved.
>>24084839That one Zero-no-Tsukaima crossover was actually a pretty okay read.Who am I kidding? It was fucking rad.
>>24084839Indeed. Why you think I like it so much?
>>24084867Yeah, Hill of Swords
>>24084867What WHAT?YOULINK, OR SOMETHING I CAN PLUG INTO GOOGLENOW
>>24084867which one? I can think of like 4
>>24084867Links or you're full of shit.
>>24085047not him buthttp://www.fanfiction.net/s/6995539/1/Alexandriad-The-Song-of-Firehttp://www.fanfiction.net/s/6154638/1/The-Hill-of-Swordsare some of the better ones I can think of
>>24084867The same guy also crossed it with sekirei and made it a hell of a lot more enjoyable
>>24085495Yeah.His other fics are molto buena as well
>"Good man, that von Einzbern.,, even if he is a foreigner.""Yeah," you nod along, passing by his chair and 'using' it for balance. You don't bother disguising the loathing in your voice, but Vernon doesn't pick up on it. "He's got a stronger moral backbone than most, I'd say."Vernon misses the slight, his many chins shaking vigorous in agreement. "Aye. If only more of our countrymen were like that foreigner, then maybe this country wouldn't be going to the dogs!">Rolled under 10! Success!>2 Natural Ones! Partial Critical!You see the inner workings of Vernon's seat, how the cellulose fibers of the wood are carved into a shape representing the concept of 'chair'. You see the flaws in the structure of its ideal, flaws made wider by the machine production it went through to become a chair. You let your prana trickle through into the cracks, widening the flaws just so, making the structure of its concept weaker.It does not fall apart immediately. You walk off to the kitchen, to see if your Aunt needs help with dinner like usual. As she sets you to peeling a couple of apples, you hear the crack of wooden frame snapping and the thump of flesh on carpet.And the whale call of your Uncle cursing 'damn foreign manufacturing'.You...>Let your Aunt handle it and continue working on dinner.>Feign concern for your Uncle and go help him.>Snark about your Uncle's furniture breaking weight.>[Other]
>Ladies and Gentlemen, our Hero's stats:Harry James Potter[ATTRIBUTES] Strength - D+ "You're a wiry lad, built fo speed more than strength." Agility - A "You're fast on your feet and quick with your reflexes" Endurance - C+ "You're cousin's made sure you can take a beating." Intelligence - B+ "You're no genius, but you're smarter than most." Luck - B "You've got better luck than most." Circuit Quality (CQ) - A [13 Prana per Circuit] Circuit Quantity (CC) - B+ [26 Circuits, one of which has been opened]Magic Circuits Open - 1/26Prana Available - 9/13Wounds - 0/6[SKILLRATINGS]12:47 PM 4/6/2013 Academics (Mundane) [INT] - E+ Academics (Magecraft) [INT] - E[NA] Academics (???) [INT] - N/A Acrobatics [AGI] - D Athletics [END] - D Capioera [AGI] - F Cooking [AGI] - D Craft (Mystic Codes) [INT] - F Origin Magic [CQ] - F Reinforcement [CQ] - E Stealth [AGI] - E+[NA] ??? [CQ] - N/A[TRAITS]Spiteful - Your stealth rating increases by 2 when you're out for revenge.Compassionate - Your healing spells cure one additional wound.[PERKS]Devil's Luck - You may reduce your luck attribute by 1 step to negate a critical hit against you.Practiced Runner - Your Athletics rating is increased by 2 when running.??? - ?????? - ???>Made a typo last time, gave Harry the prana for a B+ circuit.
>>24089533>Devil's Luck - You may reduce your luck attribute by 1 step to negate a critical hit against you.Is that reduction permanent or temporary?
>>24089511>Let your Aunt handle it and continue working on dinner.
>>24089644Temporary, for the duration of the thread.
>continue working on Dinner
>>24089690Well that makes it about 10 time more awesome.
>>24089690Why not for 1d3 threads (after the one it's used in), and on that thread it returned on the 3d4th post
>>24089769...Why make it more complicated than it needs to be?
>>24089769Well, the original homebrew was that the penalty lasted until the next session, so...
Professor Chaos alive?
>Let your Aunt handle it and continue working on dinner.You don't bother feigning concern for the predicament that your Uncle has found himself. Aunt Petunia gives you a dirty look that promises punishment if you mess anything up while she is gone before scampering out of the kitchen. Which leave you with one of those rare times alone with the food."Damned shoddy piece of junk!" Vernon bellows. "I knew that sale was too good to be true!""Dear..." you hear your Aunt say, "Maybe the doctor was right... if you're too big for the furniture, you might need to lose a few pounds.""That doctor's a crackpot," Vernon grumbles."But..." "Fine, fine, fine," the walrus huffs. "I'll start on this... diet..." the word is spat as though its very syllables were poison. "that he wants me on, okay Pet? But tomorrow.""Dudley, too?" Your Aunt asks."He's a growing boy..." You can feel your Aunt's glare from in here. "Who's probably grown a bit too much, I suppose."While this is going on, you...>Cook the pork pie as per the instructions.>Incorporate it into your revenge. [Roll 3d6]>Make the poor pie with your magic assisting [Roll 3d6]
>>24090193>Cook the pork pie as per the instructionsToo much stuff could make them suspiciousnessted.
Follow the instructions, revenge is a dish best served cold. Pork isn't.
>>24090193>Cook the pork pie as per the instructions.I'm satisfied with that. One little chair and we've brought at least a week of unhappiness to both Dudley and Vernon with that diet.
>>24090193>Cook the pork pie as per the instructions.Careful!
>>24090193>>Cook the pork pie as per the instructions.Let's not push our luck. We already got him and Dudley on a diet.
>>24090193>>Cook the pork pie as per the instructions.pretty much just add a teaspoon more of sugar, they will love it and it will and it will make them fatter, the perfect revenge is a heart attack and diabetes.
You forgo the opportunity to begin phase two of your vengeance plot with an unpleasantly cooked pork pie. You would suffer nearly as much as they would from that sabotage, as this happens to be your favorite meal (a fact that you are careful to conceal from your relatives). Pork, apples, onions, yams and cider, baked into a pie crust mixed with sage, the greatest of all spices.You've memorized the recipe; making it as normal is all but effortless to you.You also decide to forgo practicing your reinforcement on Petunia's kitchen tools. Whatever advantage a more perfect chef's knife might impart to your cooking, it is not worth the risk of it fragmenting like that stick did earlier. Perhaps, when you've got a bit more skill in that particular branch of magecraft, you'll give it another go. For now, it would cause more harm than good.It takes you the better part of fifteen minutes to prepare the ingredients for the pie. Petunia escorts Vernon into the kitchen, but does little else but fuss over her husband, and spare you a glance to make sure you're not sabotaging anything. Once the mix has the consistency of a thick stew, you pour it into the crust and crimp the dough to the weave of bacon that covers the filling.You have half an hour until the meal is ready. You decide to...>Go for a quick jog around the block.>Get ahead on the homework due in two days.>Find someplace secluded and practice your reinforcement.>[Other]
>>24090435>Go for a quick jog around the block.HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT
>>24090435>>Get ahead on the homework due in two days.
>>24090435>Get ahead on the homework due in two days.study is necessary to build good habits and we don't want to give these fucks another reason to bitch at us.
>>24090435>Jog>While doing that, practice Reinforcement>Because we need to be able to concentrate while multitasking
>>24090435homeworkLearning its how we get out of here and away from these people.
>>24090435>Quick jog around the blockIf I know Nasuverse games, this should show us the way to the next waifu.>Captcha Excesses isbaitHmm. 4chan seems to think this is the way to BAD END. Eaten by shark?
>>24090501This is good.
>Majority vote: Go jogging.>Bonus: Practice Reinforcement."Aunt Petunia," you say, "is it alright if I take a run around the block?"If you come back tracking mud across my floors," she says, "you'll be the one to clean it up, you hear? And if you're not back by dinner, you won't be getting any." You nod, and she pauses, looking a bit thoughtful."Have fun, Harry." It comes out less like a well wish, and more like a command, but that was one of the nicest things your Aunt has ever said to you. Sometimes, you have to wonder, if she'd have been a better person if she hadn't married such a rage arse. But you can't change reality, it's not like a kaleidoscope, where all it takes to see a new picture is a little twist."Uh..." you scratch at the back of your head. "I will?You pace yourself as you run around the block, going a just a bit slower than you feel you could have. Getting in better shape was the secondary objective here, you mostly came out so you could try to work out that multitasking you saw Mr. Kiritsugu do. You bet that if you work hard enough, you'll be able to use reinforcement without having to sit lotus and get your zen.But there are no sticks around for you to try to reinforce, at least, not without it being painfully obvious what you were doing.So you try reinforcing [Roll 3d6]...>Your clothes >Your glasses>Your shoes>Yourself>[Other]
>>24090796[x] grass from somebody's lawnThere's alot of it, so it doesn't matter if we mess up, and it's expendible
Rolled 3, 4, 3 = 10>>24090827forgot roll
Rolled 3, 1, 2 = 6>>24090827This. If that's not feasible,>Your shoesLeast immediately valuable thing we have.
Rolled 1, 4, 1 = 6>>24090854Forgot roll
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>>24091149New thread: >>24091334