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CHANGE DA CHANNEL YA GIT, NOB GEAR IZ ON!
BUT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD I DON'T WANNA BE A BERSERKER I WANT TO BE A PSYKER
Rolled 95>>24122541YOU GET TO YOUR ROOM AND PRACTICE SCREAMING AND TEARING OUT YOUR HAIR YOUNG MAN! NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO BE A PUSSY ASS PSYKER
>>24122529Shut it, I'm watching a movie.
>>24122529NOB GEAR IZ FER GROTS LETS WATCH GORKAMORKA'S GOTZ TALENTZ
We now return to the dulcet tones of Kharn and the Besrkers, Live from Cadia:"REAAAAAAUGH BLAEEAGH RAAAAHAHHGNNGNGH WARBLUELBLALALAULAUBLLA RAAGHGHAGHAH BLUGH BLUGH BLOOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODARGHREEARH SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE RAAAGHEEEAAHUU BLEEEAARGH!"
>>24122771>>24122529BACK TO ORKCHAN YOU FILTHY WRETCHES
Did you remember to TiVox "How its Assembled' for me?
>>24123074"How its assembled"? I thought it was "Mansoldiers of the Imperium working out" !?
>>24123074Quiet!That's So Raven is on
A sensible thread about a man with CLEARLY /tg/ related problems (tabletop RPG etiquett) was deleted.Yet this is allowed to persist.
>>24123161be quiet, op of the deleted threadwe're watching tv
>>24123161This heretic clearly lacks cable.
>>24123121Iron within iron without does not refer to my abdominal muscles!
>>24122529I prefer WEST WAAAAAAGH KUSTUM TRUKKZ.
Don't forget kids I.G. Joe season premier is this Saturday morning.
Rolled 72is buck bumble heretical?
>>24123296NO! WEZ WOTCHIN DA SCRAPLOOTAS AGAIN! ITZ DA LOOTWAAGH SPESHUL!
>>24126999Could you kindly leave "Master Chef: how to prepare Humans" on? Lest you wish to be the next tasting experience...
>>24127046Only if we wotch Bill Nek the Big Mek after.
>>24127046Nah man, The [EXPUNGED] Files are just starting on Channel 27; we gotta watch it to find out of Mox finally manages to rescue Sana before the heretics get here!
Note to self: ask for more TVs in the next shipment.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOTS, MY LITTLE PONY IS ABOUT TO COME ON
Oh boy time for NASCRAFT. I love when they crash at warp speed.
>>24128261I prefer Wacky Racers.
Tonight at 7:00 standard Terra Time the new hit sitcom Everybody Loves Raynid.
...and in related news, violence has once again flared up in the troubled regions of Diio'ta system. The ascension ceremony of Governor Rol Dal to Gue'tala was marred by a suicide bombing- while the water caste diplomat attendees remained unscathed, two high ranking Gue'vessa were reportedly killed, with dozens more sustaining injuries. Diii'ota, acquired during the third sphere expansion, is part of the so called "Khornate triangle," where conflict between followers of the Imperial cult and practitioners of the path of Khorne have become particularly intense. Community leaders called for an end to these attacks- High priest of the Blood Argak Uzt reportedly condemned the attacks, saying " that unarmed women and children are poor sacrifices to khorne."The time at the tone is 35 T'au. This is TNN, the tau'va news network.
>>24128833TNN IS BIASED! Stupid leftist pandering.
>>24128833WARNING: The following commercial contains content meant for adults.It's Tau Girls Gone Wild! Three hours of wildest tau girls in the entire Third Sphere!
>>24129733>that pictureWho the fuck doesn't have a color pictcaster these days, really.
>>24129860HERESY! By order of the Holy Ordos of the Imperial Inquisition, change this channel to "Spying Servoskull: the Sororitas Dorm" IMMEDIATELY!
>>24129921Sure, so long as we watch the “Fiery Cats of Carlos McConnell” episode.
>>24129921Stupid Mon'Keigh! The viewscreens of the Eldar are far superior!
>>24130092Do you sort all of your files by naming like that?>all of my systematic boners
if there's any room left, I'd like to record "Vox Castor : Agent of the Imperium".This week, he travels to a world recently conquered by the tau and- wait, I don't want to spoil it.
>>24130223Yes, makes it easier to find.
>>24130319Vox is a rip off. And a crappy one at that.Rogal Dorn could kick his ass with one hand tied behind his back.
Come on, people, 'Adeptus Mythologicus' is on. I heard that - and don't quote me on this - they're going to be testing the validity of the so-called 'warp couch phenomenon'.
>>24130092NOBODY EXPECTS THE IMPERIAL INQUISITION!!
>>24123296Alpha team is way better than I.G. Joe. Tey kill necorns and don't afraid of anything >>18829626
>>24130653Frak, link broke.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18829626/
Hey guys who wants to watch Commisar Rangers with me ?
>>24130533Oh man, I love that show! Did you see the episode where they attempted to replicate the fabled "feral world solar death ray"?"There seems to be a problem with our death ray. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead."
>>24130701Hahaha that is so silly why would you even suggest anybody would want to watch Commissar Rangers it's so corny and I'll go get popcorn.
>>24130653>Alpha Team I pity the fool who doesn't watch this awesome show.
>>24130783Tonight, in the quarter finals of the all-Astartes one-on-one dueling contest; the match of the month!!! Both of 'em are mean, pure killing machines! Both of 'em never, ever lost a match so far!Straight from the Angelicasta, our challenger tonigh is Brother Merran of the Dark Angels. A master swordsman from amongst master swordsmen, he made no secret that even considering losing this contest would be a sin of the grievest order.And hailing from the icy world of Fenris, the challengee tonight is brother Ranulf of the Space Wolves. A favorite of the crowds, brother Ranulf is a fearsome axeman and a masterful combatant.Stay tuned, for this exciting duel between masters, live on Galasports! The Lion vs. The Wolf, who will win this battle of giants?
>>24130701I'm surprised that's still on the air. Any show where the villians are more memorable than the hero's is bound to come under inquisitorial review.Seriously, the only things I remember are pic related, and the 2 hive scum, Bulk and Skull.
>>24130841You have a very... precise memory.
>>24130766Go Commissar Rangers!*awesome guitar riff*Go Commissar Rangers!*awesome guitar riff #2"Go Commissar Ranger!Chaos-Stomping Commissar Rangerrrrrrrrrrs!*Fucking sweet-ass guitar solo*http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9251334/
>>24130841Oh what the hell. Stupid picture...
>>24124820If you need to ask, yes. Now, for the love of The Emperor, shut up, I'm trying to watch Saving Trooper Ryanus.
>>24130941I liked it, but I've heard that the Hive city where the final battle is is made up.
>>24127424OH FUCK NO, HERETIC. WE'RE WATCHING BLOSSOM. FUCK YOU.
>>24130961Eh, the movie's filled with inaccuracy. I mean, really, since when did the Guard let you out if all your siblings die?
Coming up next, Wallhammer Faulty Kai! Can Kai defeat the fearsome strategies of Move and Shoot?!
>>24131077Yeah, man(?). They only let me out because I took a bolt round to the shin.
>>24131103You sir, are the kind of Tauaboo that other Tauaboos laugh at.
I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I only watch the Blood Bowl for the commercials.
>>24131259 Da zog ya doing, git? Itz time fer dem Rockboyz!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>24131258>Implying Sister and the Wolf's space!anime adaptation isn't cancer.>Implying you're not a faggot.
>>24131258Said the Wolfaboo. I bet you think the Wolves DONT murder Sisters left and right.
>>24131259But da Superb Owl iz when da best commercials are, ya git!
>>24131332Why yes, I am a person on 4chan.Oh wait, did you mean to insult me?Try something more creative, you stupid, unoriginal, commissar insulting, duty abandoning, elder pleasuring heretic!
>>24131380Oh frak me, not one of you guys.Tell Ward he sucks.
>>24131426>Implying that you don't put Tau dicks in your ears
>>24131460HERESY! PURGE IN FL...Excuse me?Felinids recognised as stable abhuman strain and tolerated? By direct command of our Spiritual Liege?Err, well... Carry on, citizen!
>>24131460>that picture>Implying Cat and Catachan wasn't a fucking beautiful showSure, the premise of a felinid and a Catachan as the last survivors of their regiment during a Dark Crusade was kinda silly and the fanservice was a bit much in the pilot, but fuck, man, it had it all. Beautiful visuals, amazing music, surprisingly deep characters given the premise. Hell, I even found myself respecting Boss Gutkikka in the end, even if he did kill Blue Louie the Mute Tau. His speech right before his death was fucking amazing.>You’z keep on runnin, ya gits. I’z may ’ave lost all me boys, I’z may ’ave lost ’alf me face, but dis ’ere planet is MINE, see? Dis is still my WAAAGH, and I’z gonna see it through to tha end. So run on, ya puny little humie, get on back to yer WAAAGH, but know dis: you’z betta keep on fightin an’ winnin, cuz after ol’ Gutkikka finishes wiff dese Chaosboys, ’e’s commin ta find ya, even if ’e has ta go through da whole zoggin Warp ta do it! WAAAGH!
>>24122529IN DIZ EPIZOOD:WAR BOSS JERRMI UZIZ A TOOLMEKBOY JEMMS IZ MUCKIN' ABOUTAND 'AMMON IZ ALSO MUCKIN' ABOUT
>>24131426Third party here. Just read the first few pages of the wolf and sister series and i gotta admit, It's kinda shit mate.
>>24131874>kindaYou are incredibly tolerant.
>>24131900Sure its already oozing with terrible writing traits within the begining of the story but yeah, like i said shit.
>>24131612Man, dying orks always makes me sadhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIu4jUJriUI
Oi, move over ya gits. It's time for Kaptain Bludflagg.
>>24131612>>24131258>Cat and Catachan>Wolf and SisterTau are getting more generic every season, I swear.
>>24133363At least I dont read trashy literature by Stepharius Meyertorion like Love Can Bloom. Bitch didnt even get Eldar OR Eversor lore right.And fuck you, Nyamirez is mai waifu.
>>24133410Son, I opurrate on anyather level.
>>24133410See, this is what ruined all the Tau boards, all this moe shit. We need some of the good old stuff, like Kharn in Fist of the Eye of Terror, or G Crisis Suit.
>>24133515THIS GUY. He has taste.Personally, I found W&S mediocre at best, but a damn sight better than the tripe that other guy posted.
>>24133515>Cat and Catachan>moeshitSure, it had its share, but I don't see how you can call a felinid gutting a traitor guard like a trout moeshit. Or a warboss choking out a carnifex.Shit, its like you missed the entire Stormboy/Raptor showdown episode.
>>24128638I'm partial to sienapse
>>24133619Oh please, you just watched it for the yiffwank.
>>24133732What the- Okay, 2 things:1) no2) how the hell is it heresy??
>>24133803>Watching W&S for anything but the Space Yiff wankHow? The flamboyant homosexual over and undertones to that show were way too much for me after the first episode. I mean fuck, the first episode starts with the main character getting dressed in his power armor by his sergeant while they all profess their devotion to each other. I feel like the SoB was only tacked on so they could claim it was anything but a gay romance story.
I just hope they give Boris the cunigly brutal stompa a second series. It's the only show that actually has a blue skin contributing to the plot and not just serving as cheap fan service. And the grotocratcy side arc was hilarious
>>24133888Still better than Cat and Catachan.
>>24133888>homosexual anything...I am the most oblivious motherfrakker in the galaxy, because I have no Idea what you're talking about. I've seen space marines, some of them actually talk like that.
>>24133932I thought it was called "The adventures of Blue and the Scraplootas".stupid market based titles...
>>24134002titles aside it should get a second series. But I fear for it not enough blob/fanservice for the tauboo market and to much dialog/not krumping things for the WAAAAGGGHHHHboos
>>24133932>that grotocracy sidearc>that online grotocracy miniseries between seasons>that Squigslap cameo in the next seasonSay what you want about the show, but you can tell the writers and animators are having a blast with it.
The tau could shit in a cup, tape googly eyes to it, and call it "Supaa Servitoru Romancuu", and you fucks'd be lining up around the block to buy the chance to lick it up. Go infest one of your tauaboo boards for fuck's sakes, I wanna watch the show about the Cadian paired up with the arbites on Necromunda.
Mechanicus Madoka I'm calling it right here, best show of the yearSCT's are suffering
>>24134081>complaining about taushit>when the Imperium churns out garbage like >>24134139
>>24134139Oh, is that the new spinoff of Homuhomunitorum?
>talking about tau TV>not mentioning Puretide Engram: O'Shovah of the Revolution STOP MUCKIN ABOUTthe bit where he fights R'Alai was fucking badass you plebs and I shed manly tears when Shadowsun got mind controlled
Someone archive this.
>>24134074When the writers have fun, the audience has fun. That is, like, a law of the universe or something.
>>24134203"even without a head I still serve", it's impossible to get tired of her line I found the sup plot that they are all secretly being fooled by a catan quite heretical tough. Like we humans are fodder to some xenos freaks.
hay guys I found this funny video on the web way it's called Ulthwe Style and it has a dancing wraithlord
>>24134312seen the version with the Cadian officer cadets dancing it? Seriously why do we trust these people to keep us save from the horrors of the beyond.
>>24134427>implying monkeigh can imitate pure Eldar dance movesGo back to your banal entertainments lower races, while we on our craft worlds enjoy fine shows like "Eldrad's Cunningest Ruses"
>>24134487go play star song you slit eyed walking profanity. If it wasn't for our boys you'd be sucking (even more) best eldar dick right now.
"Hello ladies.Look at your son, now back to me, now back at your son, now back to me. Sadly he isn't me but if he went to the Schola Progenium he could be me.Look down, back up. Where are you; you're on a boat with the man your son could be.What's in your hand, back at me.I have it; it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds!Anything is possible when your sons a Commissar!">possibly could be 40k-ified a little more.
Preview from the Imperium and Tau Empire debate! See it tonight on TNN!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrHhS5IkRR0
>>24134546>best elderBY THE EMPRAH, MY SIDES!!!>captcha: west enbeeaSo that's where they landed. Could someone kindly retrieve them?
Someone archived this, right? Please?
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24122399/It is done. PRAISE TEH EMPRAH!
>>24135483Heh - gotta love that. Now The [EXPUNGED] Files will last forever!
>>24135483The tau always made anime. Now wheres that comic about the commissar finding his guardsman reading a tau manga when I need it...