Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Harry%20Potter%20Nasuverse%20Quest=======Your name is Harry James Potter, and you have just the other day discovered your talent as a Magus. You learned some of the basics last night from your best friend, Illyasviel von Einzbern, and her father - Kiritsugu von Einzbern - has elected to take you on as an apprentice. Outside of the von Einzberns, you don't really have that many friends. You don't really like most people, and those who do wrong by you and yours you hate with all of your hatred. You've resolved to be a better person than your relatives, and strive to act with compassion towards strangers.Last thing that you remember, you were watching the Princess Bride with Illya, having just gotten to the part where Inigo Montoya was duelling the six fingered man who had killed his father. You must have fallen asleep. Pity, you were having fun - but you guess being in a Coma for six months isn't exactly the most restful activity you can get.The bright side is, you wake up bright and refreshed. Strangely enough, though, you feel this warm and friendly weight upon your chest. You paw out with your left hand in search of your glasses, and grab ahold of something warm and fleshy - definitely not your glasses, whatever it is.The weight shifts, and a head pops out from underneath the pile of blankets. Illyas head, yawning and trying to blink away the grogginess of morning. "G'morning Harry," she grogs out. "Did you manage to catch the end.""No," you say, as if waking up next to Illya was an everyday occurance, "I didn't..." Your thoughts catch up with your situation.Oh God.Oh God.Oh God.You slept with Illya.You SLEPT WITH ILLYA.>Field too long.
>>24307917Mr. Kiritsugu is going to kill you, because you slept, and possibly cuddled with his daughter. Ohgodohgodohgod. You should probably move your hand. What if she's pregant now - sleeping with people is how babies are made, right? Oh god you're not ready to be a father. Or dead. Or a dead father. You're panicing, that's not good.You...>Continue panicing and pondering your imminent death.>Run and throw yourself at Mr. Kiritsugu's mercies.>Beg Illya's forgiveness for sleep cuddling with her.>[Other]
>>24307926>Continue cuddlingIt's only terrible once we leave. Might as well have fun while it lasts.
>>24307926>>[X]Continue panicing and pondering your imminent death.Death is Harry's Origin. having him fret about this adorably would be funny.
Harry James Potter[ATTRIBUTES] Strength - D+ "You're a wiry lad, built fo speed more than strength." Agility - A "You're fast on your feet and quick with your reflexes" Endurance - C+ "You're cousin's made sure you can take a beating." Intelligence - B+ "You're no genius, but you're smarter than most." Luck - B "You've got better luck than most." Circuit Quality (CQ) - A [13 Prana per Circuit] Circuit Quantity (CC) - B+ [26 Circuits, one of which has been opened]Magic Circuits Open - 1/26Prana Available - 13/13Wounds - 0/6[SKILLRATINGS]12:47 PM 4/6/2013 Academics (Mundane) [INT] - E+ Academics (Magecraft) [INT] - E[NA] Academics (???) [INT] - N/A Acrobatics [AGI] - D Athletics [END] - D Capioera [AGI] - F Cooking [AGI] - D Craft (Mystic Codes) [INT] - F Origin Magic [CQ] - F Reinforcement [CQ] - E Stealth [AGI] - E+[NA] ??? [CQ] - N/A[TRAITS]Spiteful - Your stealth rating increases by 2 when you're out for revenge.Compassionate - Your healing spells cure one additional wound.[PERKS]Devil's Luck - You may temporarily reduce your luck attribute by 1 step to negate a critical hit against you.Practiced Runner - Your Athletics rating is increased by 2 when running.Multitasker I: Multitasking penalties to skill checks are reduced by 1.Mystic Eyes of Death Perception: You see the Death of things, and deal additional wounds when using a knife.??? - ?????? - ???
>>24307926>What if she's pregant now - sleeping with people is how babies are made, right?my sides[X] Continue panicing and pondering your imminent death.
>>24307926>Act naturalNo big deal, surely. Surely. Hopefully.
>>24307926Just roll away. Disengage, and just roll away.
>>24307917>Coma for six monthsWasn't only three months? That's what Ilya told us when we woke up.>>24307926>Continue panicing and pondering your imminent death.
>>24307926keep cuddling, may as well die happy
>>24307962>>24307989No reason you can't do both. >It's too dangerous to continue! I'm so dead!>But it's so nice, I don't want to leeaaaaave>WAAARGH HE'S GONNA EAT ME
>>24307962Screw it continue with the Cuddling!
>>24308020>but you guess being in a Coma for six months isn't exactly the most restful activity you can get.The irony[x] Continue panicking and pondering your imminent death.
>>24307926>>[Other]well if she is pregnant now we are all reddy dead.so no need to panic .though >Run and throw yourself at Mr. Kiritsugu's mercies. is very tempting.
>>24307926CUDDLING ARRAYS TO MAXIMUMBegin descent into hedonism, consider HOLDING HANDSIN PUBLIC
>Beg Illya's forgiveness for sleep cuddling with her.>>24308162Fucking lewd, hoss
>>24307962This, while continuing to panic about getting Illya pregnant.
>>24308212Dude, this is a safe for work board, don't post that vile pornography here.
>>24308162Too far, you can't do this shit in public.>>24308212I was just about to post that! Plan B...
>>24308162dis-GUSTINGSecondfor Iri's reaction alone
>>24308259This is my backup .gif. I gift it to you.
>>24307926Let us dig ourselves even deeper by cuddling with her. It's looking like Ilya is going to be our love interest so hey, why not start on her now.Also, as I'm sure we didn't give her the dick Kerry won't kill us. He'll just give us the talk, about who he is and what he used to do. If we hurt her in any way we can expect an Origin Bullet to the face.
>>24307962Cuddle, and imagine the terrible tortures in store for us from the hands of our dread master Kerry.
Oh Jesus you're going to die horribly aren't you. But wait, aren't you death in the first place, or it's mortal extension or some other hocus pocus magic? What would that even mean, if somebody tried to kill you? Would you die? Would death die? Would it become some sort of recursive loop in which you keep dying but not dying at the same time because death can only kill? Would it become death all the way down, where death takes you and you become it and get taken by an even more comprehensive form of death, and so on and so forth?The panic from your having slept with Illya fades as the panic from that existential crisis begins again."Ummmm... Harry?" Ah... there's that panic again."Uh, yes Illya?" you ask."Would you mind removing you hand from my..." she blushes.Your panic transcends panic, to become a wave of utter terror the likes of which mankind has not seen in its cosmic blink of history. Bad hand, BAD HAND. You're going to get Mr. Kiritsugu to kill you even more!"Glasses!" you yelp, throwing both hands up from under the sheets. "I was looking for my glasses."There's a knock on the door. It's Mrs. Irisviel. "Illya, Harry! Breakfast's ready!"You turn towards Illya, your face solemn. You've... you've accepted your doom at the hands of your teacher. Its inevitably cannot - will not - break your spirit and wipe away your pride as a ten year old boy. You speak, your voice grave."Illya, I'm sorry." You say. "I promise that if anything comes of this, if your father permits me to live, I'll do my best to take responsibility."Illya tilts her head in confusion. "Huh?"You...>Explain everything.>Ask her what she means by "huh?">Tell her that you'll be the best father you can be.>[Other]
>>24308478>>Tell her that you'll be the best father you can be.
>>24308478[X] Ask her what she means by "huh?""...Huh?""Huh?""Huh?"And it causes a recursive loop until Iri comes in.
>>24308478[other]Ask her if you will die if you are killed
>>24308478>>[X]Tell her that you'll be the best father you can be.>>[X][Other]Get your glasses and put them on, then leave the room solemnly
>>24308465Dude, we are playing an 11 year old. As far as we know, cuddling is the direct precursor to the production of offspring. Another vote for the continuation of cuddling
>>24308478>Tell her that you'll be the best father you can be.This is fucking adorable.
>>24308478>Tell her that you'll be the best father you can be.
>>24308478>Ask her what she means by "huh?"
>>24308478>Tell her that you'll be the best father you can be.YUETSU
>>24308478>Run away! Run away!It's funnier if we leave mid-sentence and let her guess. Then the situation can stew, as we talk over breakfast with the Kiritsugu's and begin to learn of the events of the previous thread. A little bit of plot, a little bit of drama, it almost will seem as though we're moving on from this scene.Then, out of nowhere, Ilya asks again, in public this time. >"Daddy, what's it mean when a man "takes responsibility">"What do you mean, Ilya?>"Well, I woke up with Harry over me this morning, and when he finished finding his glasses he said he'd "take responsibility" if you let him live.SHKA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>24308521No. We save that for someone who ISN'T used to this shit. We unleash that on a teacher at The Clocktower/Hogwarts, whichever.
>>24308533That's the reason I was sure we didn't bang her. So long as we don't we don't really have to fear Kerry going full "Magus Killer" on us.>>24308549Sup Kirei. For once you and I are in agreement, though likely for different reasons. That answer is cute and will lead to hilariousness.
>>24308402Many thanks!>>24308478>Tell her that you'll be the best father you can be.
[Other]Panic. Deny everything.
>>24308602So, how likely is it that we've read any Xanth books?
>>24308478>>24308503>>24308527>>24308540>>24308544>>24308549I love you people you make me laugh
>>24308575This. I change my vote.Which was previously the less descriptive>>24308625
>>24308626I'm pretty sure the adult conspiracy would have made it difficult for harry to read them.
Will continue to post Ilya pictures.
>>24308626.... Pffffft HAHAHHAHAHAH.I can imagine those books MASSIVELY fucking with Wizard kids heads.
>>24308478this is how we respond in a panic when we don't know whats going on.>Ask her what she means by "huh?"deny everything
>>24308682Hopefully she will live to mature like that. Kerry and Iri obstensively cleared the fuck out of the Einzebern house before anyone could be made into a grail. They hope. There's a reason he's concerned about her magic trigger being a gold cup...
>>24308665Damn, I wanted to ask Kiri when the stork would come
>>24308626Ye gods, don't remind me.Just because WE'RE all sex-obsessed neckbeards doesn't mean Harry is! He's still innocent, dammit!
>>24308734For now he is. Kids tend to discover internet porn around 12. So for now you are correct. Give it time, he will find corruption.I also hope he starts improving his knife fighting abilities soon. We have Shiki eyes, that's one HELL of a power if you know what the fuck you're doing with it.
>>24308734Noooot For Loooong~!
>>24308783Just give it a feeew years.
"I promise," you say, clasping your hands around one hers. "I promise, that if I live past meeting your father this morning, that I will become the best father I can be for the sake of our child."You declare your intent with all the earnestness and sincerity you can muster. Illya leans away, her face horrified and covered in a luminescent red blush."H-h-harry...." she stutters. "We didn't... we didn't... we didn't do any lewd things last night, so there's nothing...""But we slept together!" you say. You think you hear the sound of someone outside the room spitting out some sort of beverage, and the sound of a cup tinkling against the floor. "Isn't that the lewdest of lewd things? That's how babies are made, right."Illya glares at you, her blush trailing down her neck into her pajamas. "Harry! It's... it's... it's... only lewd if your naked! And doing things while you're naked! We... we... EW! No! Those are..." She leaps out of the blanket pile, and sprints out of the room, living the door wide open and a bewildered looking Kiritsugu staring at it. "BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS!"You're less concerned with Illya's panicked flight, and more with the fact that Mr. Kiritsugu probably just heard everything you said. You are, however, extremely confused.You...>Beg for him to spare your life.>Ask him what the heck just happened.>Wish him a good morning and hide.>[Other]
>>24308969>>Beg for him to spare your life.
>>24308969>Beg for him to spare your life."also I really missed a lot of school didn't I"
>>24308969>Beg for him to spare your life.This is fucking fantastic.
>>24308969Bid him a good morning and then hide. If there's one thing we've learned it's to never rely on anothers kindness.
>>24308805>>24308969Use your command spell
>>24308969>Beg for him to spare your life. We must continue this train of thought. If only so we seem sincere or perhaps naieve. He'll be amused by this I bet. And do remember the words of one fryfaced bitch. You want to amuse the person who has a gun in your face. That makes them not want to kill you.
>>24308969>Beg for him to spare your life.
>>24308969Oh god this is adorable>Beg for him to spare your life
>>24308969>>Ask him what the heck just happened.We didn't get the important part of that.
>>24309045We don't have those. And hopefully we never will because that would mean either Iri or Illya is gonna die. Especially if Angry Manjew has already infested it.
>>24308969>Beg for him to spare your life.I've never laughed this hard at something so silly.I don't even know whats going on right now.
>>24308969Bid him a good morning and then hide.Harry is a scheming boy from a family whose primary lesson was that people are not to be trusted. The chance of this working in Harry's mind has got to be low, but it is worth a shot.
>>24309100Seihai-kun does not exist in this continuity. The Grail was pure.
>>24309100Presumably since the 4th War ended with bunnies and sunshine, and not with Shirou getting crispy and Kerry having a full PTSD/Survivor Guilt breakdown, the Grail isn't infested. Also, I think OP specified that the point of divergence was Angry Manjew never got summoned in the first place.
>>24308969I know this is going to end in either Iri or Kerry giving harry the talk
>>24309100I realise this. It was a joke, an option that appeared for no reason in some of Bromont's old threads.
>>24308969And now we beg the magus with no mercy for our lives.
>>24309117No. His own "family" isn't to be trusted, but that doesn't mean other people aren't trustworthy. He's very much like Kerry in the end. Disgusted with people, but still wanting to help them. If they're not members of his shithead family that is.>>24309190But he does have mercy, if it is logical to have it that is. He knew what Kayneth did to the priest, that told him all he needed to know.Don't let this motherfucker live if you want to win with everything you know and love intact from here on out. Man just can't let go of a grudge, it even overpowered his Luddite tendencies. Ya don't let fuckers like that live if you can help it when you're doing something that will most assuredly incur said grudge. If Fast Wheels had been a nicer guy Kerry likely would've spared him. But he was a typical magus through and through. So yeah, fuck him, eat my logical plotting and my 3rd ally and die you son of a bitch!
>>24309023Prior to meeting the von Einzbern's that might have been true, but now we look to them for our daily dose
>>24309023We're Harry Potter, not Itou Kaiji
>>24309140>The Grail was pure.So it's still a virgin? Excellent.
>>24309381So what? Grail isn't infested, good for it, doesn't mean it still doesn't suck hard for the Homunculus that has the misfortune to be its vessel. They die, period. Now that wish can be used to bring them back, but then you're not getting anything else you may have wanted.But ah, if you loved her so much that you risked so much, did so many probably horrible things that will haunt you forevermore just to hold her in your arms once more and unto the end of your days... Is that not true love?
"Good morning Mr. Kiritsugu!" you say. "Might I interest you in not killing me this morning? I would be most appreciative.""And why would I do that, Mr. Potter?" Kiritsugu asks. You can't quite tell if he's amused or extremely angry. You pray it's the former. "I don't suppose it has anything to do with my running down the stairs screaming 'Bad thoughts, bad thoughts,' would it?""Um, yes..." you say, turning you head down. You've accepted your inevitable fate. "I sort of... ah... slept with her last night."You wait. You're not sure if your're waiting for the crisp cold of death's embrace, a stern talking to that would leave you emotionally scarred for life, a blow to your gut, or the sound of a gun cocking. Regardless, none of them come. Instead, you hear a very unexpected sound, a sound that you don't think you've ever heard before.Was Mr. Kiritsugu LAUGHING?"Harry, I am well aware of this," he says. "My wife has photographic evidence, even if I don't rightly approve of Illya being around any boys. But you're off the hook this time." He smiles. It is terrifying. "Though bear in mind, that should I catch wind of anything going any further, there will be some very unpleasant consequences."The retired assassin trots down the stairs. "Come along. You wouldn't want to miss breakfast."You...>Follow him in confusion.>Ask him what he means by 'further' so you can avoid that.>Stand dumbfounded at the top of the stairs.>[Other]
>>24309493>Ask him what he means by 'further' so you can avoid that.This thisthisthtisthis
>>24309493>Ask him what he means by 'further' so you can avoid that.For fucks sake, I'm giggling here. I do not giggle.
>>24309493>>Ask him what he means by 'further' so you can avoid thaLet's keep digging!
>>24309493>My wife has photographic evidenceBUT MISTER KIRITSUGU, ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL?>Follow him in confusion.Count our blessings that we have escaped from this most harrowing of trials unscathed and go eat some food.
>>24309493[X] Ask him what he means by 'further' so you can avoid that.
>>24309493>Ask him what he means by 'further' so you can avoid that."how much school did i miss?"
>>24309551Fucking this, yes. Please.
>>24309493>Ask him what he means by 'further' so you can avoid thatWe want to know his limits on our love interest. We can't take Kerry yet, but once we master our own eyes, we'll stand a chance.>>24309547Damn, we really do have similar thought patterns.
>>24309493>Ask what he means by further>[other] THEN WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?This sounds like the perfect time to have the Birds & the Bees explained to a young potter. From the Mage hunter.I'm already laughing so hard it hurts.
>>24309493>Ask him what he means by 'further' so you can avoid that.Ilya said they taught us something about this in school while I was out but she won't tell me what it was. I feel that I'm not understanding something fundamental about this situation.
>>24309493>Follow him in confusion.Asking what 'further' means might not be the best idea right now.
>>24309398>>24309544>>24309547>>24309548This is great.
>>24309616Jeez, what are you, daft? It's plain to see that we didn't kiss, so obviously the baby didn't take. Crisis averted!
>>24309616I like you. Pic related.
>>24309493>>Ask him what he means by 'further' so you can avoid that.>Does it have to do with all the school I missed?
>>24309616>>24309674combine, it is time
"Further?" you ask. "What do mean by further? I mean, Illya and I were sleeping under the same sheets, probably cuddling really close in the night.""Yes," Kiritsugu says, "and for some reason, my wife thinks its adorable.""Fine, okay," you say, "but that's not the point! How further can you get than two people sleeping with one another? Do with have to kiss too, or something gross like that?""Well, kissing would definitely be off limits," Kiritsugu nods. "I'd be well within my rights as a father to challenge you for Illya's honor, should things get that far. But no, that's not what I'm referring to - didn't you kids have a class on this back in September? I know that Illya was spooked by it enough to stop molesting that Granger girl...""Mr. Kiritsugu," you say, "I have been in a coma for six months.""Three months," he corrects. "But... you really don't know, do you?""Would you mind explaining?" you ask him."Yes," he says, "yes I would. The birds and the bees should be explained by someone who can tell it without resorting to violent metaphor.""What do birds and bees have to do with the fact that I slept with Illya!?" you demand."Everything." He nods sagely, and goes downstairs. Dumbfounded, and perhaps a bit frustrated that you're not getting a straight answer, you follow him. The kitchen is on the left, and you hear the dropping of a plate or a tray."MOM!" Illya screeches. "I don't want to hear about how you and daddy were BUSY last night making me a little brother! THOSE ARE EVEN WORSE THOUGHTS!""Oh," Kiritsugu says, "So you don't want to hear about how your mother and I are planning to take legal custody of Harry?"Wait. What?You...>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu what that's about.>NOPE. NOPE. NO RECAPS. EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.>Demand to know why Illya, who went to the health classes, conflated adoption with what you can only assume is 'going further.'>[Other]
>>24309947>Demand to know why Illya, who went to the health classes, conflated adoption with what you can only assume is 'going further.'
>>24309947>NOPE. NOPE. NO RECAPS. EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.Harry, this is now a sneaking mission.
>>24309947Not to be a stick in the mud, but>NOPE.On to new material! Forward ho!
>>24309947>Health classesWe have to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
>>24309947>[Other]"I mean, I don't like the Dursleys and I DO like YOU guys, but are you really allowed to just do that?"
>>24309947>>NOPE. NOPE. NO RECAPS. EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.cause god knows we are probable getting plenty here, most we ever got actually.
>>24309439I was actually just making a joke about it being a virgin and thus open to dickings.
>>24309640>>24309947Those are some manly fists Harry has.>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu what that's about..
>>24309947>NOPE. NOPE. NO RECAPS. EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.>And include one line saying Harry is now up-to-speed on the adoption thing.No recaps no, no recaps ever, we got it
>>24309947>>Demand to know why Illya, who went to the health classes, conflated adoption with what you can only assume is 'going further.'Our childish curiosity will not be denied.
>>24309947>NOPE. NOPE. NO RECAPS. EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.
>>24309947>NOPE. NOPE. NO RECAPS. EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.We can bide our time on this whole "Health Class" thing. We WILL discover the secrets they are keeping from us, all in good time.
>>24310023Everyone is open to a good dicking. The real question is, why would you refuse? What are your reasons for refusing? What would prevent you from giving an otherwise good, "pure", woman your essence? Think man, think!
All this curiosity is going to lead to Harry googling it and being horrified.
>>24309947>Derail conversations with continued conversation about birds and bees>Ask Ilya what Mr. Kiritsugu meant by "Going Further?">Ask Ilya about what the classes on Birds/Bees was?>Ask how paperwork has to do with getting brothers?C'mon, guys. We can keep this joke going!
>>24309947>Ask Mr. KiritsuguWe need more info on the man who is highly likely to kill us if we go "too far" for his tastes.
>>24310091>The real question is, why would you refuse?Pic related.
>>24310129The other choices might not be so bad. A joke can only be taken so far, and it's well within Harry's character to just get mad and tell everyone to shut up and drink their goddamned juice.
>>24309947[Other] Just be confused why Illya associated adoption with 'going further', and express your confusion with a pout of ignorance.
>>24310129"After we cuddle, We have to send a letter to the stork before the baby will come? Why didn't you guys just say so!? Phew, I'm so relived..."
>>24310129No. No, it's gone on for long enough. Joke necromancy isn't a skill that Potter has disentangled from his origin of death as of yet. This sort of stuff requires space to be truly funny, let's give it the air needed to breathe. Then, when the brick falls on us later on at a completely serious moment, it will be way funnier.
So I guess this Harry is going to be amazing at potions. He'll sure as hell pick up a thing or two about chemistry.He'll probably suck dick at Care of Magical Creatures, however. They'll smell the Emiya on him.
>>24310206I am in favor of dropping this topic as quickly as possible and then using Chekhov's Gun as a euphemism for our penis until it inevitably becomes plot-relevant again.
>>24309986Aaaand now we disagree. I want Kerry's explanation of everything.From >>24310091True love cares not for the past. We are who we are, our love is who she is, and we both accept it in its entirety. Love, true love, knows nothing but itself...
>>24310242I dunno, getting the griffins to snuggle up to you sounds like an A in the making to me.>This post deserves an image, but I am not the Anon it deserves.
>>24309947>>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu what that's about.>>Demand to know why Illya, who went to the health classes, conflated adoption with what you can only assume is 'going further.'
You resolve at that moment to figure out where your health textbook got to during your coma and read the chapter on the human reproductive system. You will find out what all of this means, even if the revelations regarding your body will scar you as badly as it did Illya. For now, though, breakfast is your primary concern. Whilst the banter soars on over your head and further mortifies your best friend, who you have been reassured could not get pregnant from cuddling while asleep, you eat your breakfast of eggs, toast, and bacon.You're given the up and up about your potential adoption/change of legal custody - apparently, an associate of Mr. Kiritsugu's is going to slip the story to a some tabloid writer or another to shame the Dursley's into giving you up or something. Apparently said associate is a wizard that travels in circles that you apparently have a bit of fame in due to the curiosity of your survival of a curse that is guaranteed to kill you.That is a bit of a shock, but it's not like you're some big name celebrity or something. Just the sort of person who by all rights should have gotten a sealing designation for doing the impossible. Kiritsugu, however, expects that those circles might not practice sealing, which is a bit of a relief. You like not being dead, it's your favorite state of existance.A few hours pass, most of which you spend goofing around with Illya while Mr. and Mrs. von Einzbern work on some sort of paperwork - one point of which involves extracting some blood from Illya. Shortly after that, a large African looking fellow comes around, who you presume is Kiritsugu's associate."Mr. Potter," he says after being introduced as Kingsley Shacklebolt. "You are a Wizard."You...>Say 'I'm a what?'>Ask him what that means.>Tell him that you already knew that.>[Other]
>>24310469[X] I already knew that.
>>24310469>>Tell him that you already knew that.also>Origin is Death>Life is favorite state of existenceYou suck at this, Harry.
>>24310469>>Tell him that you already knew that.Well, shit we can already do basic shit.
>>24310469>Tell him that you already knew that.HAHA TIME FOR MAGUS
>>24310469>Say "No, I'm Death. I hear it's close, though."Too funny to pass up.
>>24310469>>Ask him what that means.
>>24310469>You like not being dead, it's your favorite state of existance.>Sealing Designate in Harry's category>DeadAhahahahahaha.Oh, you wish.
>>24310469I thought he was a magusClearly, we should call this man Haggard
>>24310469>Tell him that you already knew that.And with all the "I'm 10 And I Know Everything" we can muster, inform him the proper term is "Magus". Kerry will be so proud.
>>24310034>>24310469I already knew that Hagrid.
>>24310514Once more, I Like you Kotomine. In the end we may hate each other but still, we are very similar people. I'm the Shirou to your namesake. We could be friends, close friends, if only our outlooks weren't so mutually exclusive. I, who only gain joy through seeing the joy of others, and you. Who only gains joy through their suffering... It's all so very similar, is it not?
>>24310539This, along with >>24310538I mean, if he's been up all night pulling strings, he's got to look at least a little tired, right?
>>24310600We are friends, in so much as an intermittent namefag and a guy who thinks he's Kiritsugu can be. Pay it no mind, we have a Magus to corrup-, ahem, craft.
>>24310469>Tell him that you already knew that."The proper term is magus."
>>24310469"Magus. I'm a Magus. Wizards pull rabbits out of hats to impress gullible idiots."
>>24310653I cannot be X because I am myself, who can never be truly X. I just sympathize with X pretty hard. Kerry is my kind of guy, he gets what I get. Not in the way I do exactly but still, he's close.Harry in this story needs a rolemodel. Kerry is one hell of a rolemodel. Fuck the luddites, fuck the magus association. We will find a path to the happy end... Even if it involves "Technology"...
>>24310767>"Magus. I'm a Magus. Wizards pull rabbits out of hats to impress gullible idiots."This one comes off as way too uptight. This isn't douchefag Points of Rationality Harry.Besides, it's MAGICIANS that pull rabbits out of hats.
"Well I already sort of knew that..." you say. "And besides, isn't the proper term for it Magus?""Well, Magus is a term for it, yes," he says, "But being a wizard isn't only about being able to perform magic, Harry - it means that you're the inheritor of a long and proud tradition and culture. A culture that many people in our society don't want you to be ignorant of when the time comes for you to arrive at Hogwarts."Kiritsugu looms over. "I myself don't know much about it," he comments, "but Shacklebolt and I have been talking, much as one can via written word over familiar. If Iri and I are to worm our way into a position that will allow us to be able to adoopt you, certain parties will need to know that you won't be allowed to be ignorant of wizarding ways, outside of magic.""That's politics for you," Kingsley nods, "can't live with it... can't run society without it.""If only," Kiritsugu says, "things would be so much simpler.""Well what do I need to learn?" you ask. "And where can I learn it? And how soon will it be 'til I never have to darken the Dursley's doorstep again."Then your eyes start acting up. Things fall apart, are put back together, only to fall apart once more. Kingsley's skull smiles at you, saying something about Diagonally? Diagonally what? The lines that run down everything. You look to your mentor, and see his skin melt away, freeze back, show the muscle and the bone and then the person whole again. Something about a family trip. Illya squees, and hugs your neck.You don't look back. You don't look down. You...>Try to make the images disappear.>Freak the fuck out.>Calmly inform Mr. Kiritsugu that your eyes have just went bonkers.>[Other]
>>24310903>Calmly inform Mr. Kiritsugu that your eyes have just went bonkers.
>>24310903>Calmly inform Mr. Kiritsugu that your eyes have just went bonkers.Close eyes. Ask what the hell is going on, and how do we make it stop?
>>24310903>>Calmly inform Mr. Kiritsugu that your eyes have just went bonkers.Shut our eyes tight quickly."just checking did every one else just start seeing everything around them die and re form over and over again?
>>24310903Not to scare anyone but my eyes are no making no sense and everyone is giving me a very throught anatomy lesson
>>24310903>>Calmly inform Mr. Kiritsugu that your eyes have just went bonkers.Harry is a good boy. Even his pranks are restrained. Just give ol' Kerry's sleeve a tug and tell him what's going on.
>>24310903I wonder if it's our Death Eyes showing that if we follow this path it'll lead to death.
>>24310903Illya, remember when I broke that wall? My eyes are doing that thing again.
>>24310988nah the same thing happened to Shiki before he got his glasses IIRC. It means that we should probably acquire some equivalent soon.
>>24310988Unless our Eyes are even MORE magical than other known examples of MEoDP, doubtful. They just kinda decide to go bonkers sometimes unless you wear Mystic Eye blocking glasses.
>>24310903Kerry, I must tell you something. I see lines, I see points, and I know what they mean. I am death, the destroyer of worlds. I see it, the lines and points... you know what I'm taking about! Tell me, my teacher, how can I use this for the good of all! I want, I want it all to end well! For my sake as much as for Illya's... If nothing else, I don't want to hurt her...
>>24311025Unless our eyes are more like Ryougi then Shiki. In which case we are gonna be all sorts of hax, and also not have our life span shortened which is a plus.
>>24310903>10 year old being calm about nightmare fuel[x]Freak the fuck out while asking Mr. Kiritsugu what the fuck's wrong with your eyes
>>24311086DRAMA!!! no that a bit to much just shut our eyes really tight and Calmly ask for some help with this problem.
>>24310903>Calmly inform Mr. Kiritsugu that your eyes have just went bonkers."I would like to have this taken care of before going to Hogwarts. Preferably before I have a brain aneurism and start destroying furnature on accident."
>>24310612>>24310903>Calmly inform Mr. Kiritsugu that your eyes have just went bonkers.
>>24311125Harry+nasuverse=drama. Get used to it. He has Shiki eyes. They can fight fate. But do we want to?Questions, so many, many questions...
>>24311122our child hood has been just a few steps above Sakura's but hey that means no bug.
You try to speak. Your mouth is dry.You close your eyes, calmly as you can, but it does nothing to shut the images out. The death of things has spread now, the broken skeletons of Mr. Shacklebolt and Mr. Kiritsugu lie upon the floor. The house collapse and reforms, decays to the passage of time, rots away from termites, burns to ash in a fire, shot to bits in a gunfight, made a husk through nuclear fire. Outside, the grass withers and dies, the pavement cracks and upheaves. The trees fall, blight and the woodsmans axe mutilating them. The sun grows red and collapses white.Night falls eternally as the world itself dies.And then the cycle begins again.You try to tug Mr. Kiritsugu's sleeve, but are too afraid that your finger might catch on one of the lines and take his arm like you did the werewolve's tail. You look at him, helplessly."Mr. Kiritsugu..." you try to croak. "I... I... my eyes... they're... they're..."Illya dances infront of you, and you try to bite back the scream that comes. You aren't sure what happens next - it all moves too quickly, you desperately try to keep everyone away without touching those accursed lines. You thrash about, wildly, and your finger catches upon the railing of the stairs. The railing dies, and you see a flash of red in the corner of your vision.You wake and the world is black."Well," Kingsley's voice deadpans. "This is problematic."You...>Ask what just happened.>Apologize to the von Einzbern's for killing their railing.>Ask if you can be allowed to keep your vision like this.>[Other]
>>24311197First question: Are they more Tohno or Ryougi. If his eyes lean toward Ryougi (as they likely do due to his Origin), his eyes will not kill him, but might cause problems for him because of the Akasha thing. If they lean toward Shiki (and no Red shows up to give him glasses), this kid will be dead in a few years.
>>24310903>Calmy inform KiritsuguHowever, as >>24311122says, we're 10. We should be panicking right about now. However, we've lived with the Dursleys for 10 years. Like this is the worst thing that's happened to us, well it could be but it's got competition. We can keep a calm front at least.
>>24311281>>Apologize to the von Einzbern's for killing their railing.Goddamn, Harry. Goddamn.
>>24311281(This was, by the way, the calm option).
>>24311281>Apologize for killing the railingGood to start with a firm, polite upper lip. Before falling into>OH GOD I CAN'T SEEEEE
>>24311281>Ask what just happened.is every one ok?
>>24311281>Apologize to the von Einzbern's for killing their railing.It's common courtesy, really.
>>24311318It was as calm as he could be expected to be. Nice job.
>>24311281>Apologize to the von Einzbern's for killing their railing.IT WAS COMING AT ME BRO, I HAD NO CHOICE.
>>24311331This works for me>>24311318That that makes a lot of sense really
>>24311281[x] Apologise for railingYou saw it guys it came at me with a knife!
>>24311281>[Other]"This isn't a coma again, right? I don't exactly remember the first one...""...is everybody alright? Everybody that isn't in my eye sockets, I mean?"
>>24311281>Apologize to the von Einzbern's for killing their railing.We are going to eventually be a professional. We apologize before we go into a fit of raging insanity on what we just saw.
>>24311287http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVAOV-Y_W-QRyougi. If his origin is indeed death itself than this power has no real chance of "killing" him. Nasty backlash if he pushes it too far? Fine. MEoDP is one hell of a power for a reason after all...
so the visual novel fate/stay..... were can i dl a copy in English ? just watch all fate/zero from the last thread of this and loved it I want more.
>>24311287Its probably Ryougi. I sincerely doubt that Harry has the Nanaya Clan's Mystic Eyes.
>>24311448erogedownload or torrents.
>>24311467Erogedownload is like, 200 mirror links, so go torrent if you can. Look for a batch with the english translation.
>>24311194>>24311448Look on nyaa. That's where I got mine from I think.
>>24311448>>24311448http://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=251020F/SN + Realta Nua patch (english)Spoonfeeding, since I'm not in /a/ right now.
>>24311482We aren't on /a/, so enjoy the spoonfeed.http://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=251020Everybody gets one. Rejoice.
>>24311448I got my copy on the erodedownload about a year ago. No idea what links are working there now.
>>24311522>>24311529/a/ SPOONFEED MIND
>>24311552>>24311553lelNot gonna reply anymore.
>>24311552Well My friend, I'm gonna clock out now. I am far too inebreated to logically continue. I hope you understand. G'night friend, I hope we meet again...
>>24311493The game is so great with the realta nua patch.
>>24311593Are you the Princess Bride guy from earlier? If so, please stop drinking.
>>24311611Nah, he's faux-Kiritsugu.
>>24311611I am not. I haven't even finished that movie. I am flattered that you think I have though....>>24311622You seem to get it though. Logic beats all in the end. If only people understood that, if only they could think. Purge all emotion from their throught...
>>24311673Then you have machines and the Harry from methods and rationalitly who is kind of a condenscending prick at times
"Sorry... I killed the railing." your voice is weak and hoarse and you feel like coughing up your lungs. "Sorry..."Someone hugs you. Their arms are too small to be Mr. Kititsugu, and too wide to be Illya - it's Irisviel. Illya joins in almost immediately. You're glad you can't see - these damned eyes of yours would only ruin the moment. She pats you gently on the back, and a third hand - either Mr. Kiritsugu or Mr. Kingsley - ruffles your hair."There are worse things you could have killed, Harry," Kiritsugu says, "Much worse.""There it is again," says Kingsley, "You're say he killed the railing, but how can you kill something that isn't living? I mean, you can just repair it with magic, can't you?""No," Kiritsugu says, "You can't. It's dead." He sighs. "At least my suspicions regarding the nature of his eyes were confirmed. Unfortunately.""Bollocks!" Shacklebolt says. "It should be simple - Reparo!"There is a pause."Reparo?" Shacklebolt's second incantation is less confident."It's dead," says Kiritsugu. "Harry killed it, conceptually. The materials that once made up the railing no longer remember that they were a railing, metaphysically. You can reform a nearly identical object out of the railing's corpse, as all the parts are still there, but it will not be the same railing, because things die when they are killed."You...>Ask what all that mumbo jumbo meant.>Ask about this diagonal thing you heard about before your freak out.>Ask why you can't see. Not that you mind.>[Other]
>>24311754[X] "Why can't I see? Not that I don't mind of course but its rather puzzling."
>>24311754>Ask why you can't see. Not that you mind.
>>24311754>>Ask about this diagonal thing you heard about before your freak out.Not even sure if this is the best choice.
>>24311754>Ask what all that mumbo jumbo meant.and, post-space allowing,>Ask why you can't see. Not that you mind.Whatever we were talking about before, they'll bring us up to speed when it becomes relevant.
>>24311754[x]Ask what all that mumbo jumbo meant.while doing this, reach up and feel around our eyes for bandages or really dark glasses or something. If there isn't anything, go to[x] Ask why you can't see. Not that you mind.
>>24311754>Ask why you can't see. Not that you mind.WHERE WE'RE GOING WE WONT NEED EYES
>>24311754Umm I can't see, just checking but I didn't poke myself in the eyes did I?
>>24311754>Ask what all that mumbo jumbo meant.>Ask about this diagonal thing you heard about before your freak out.in that order.
>>24311529Harry is many things, but one thing he won't do is enter REJOICE mode. He does care, he does feel, he is not Kotomine. I hope the audience remembers that...
>>24311754What are we, twelve? I think we should be more concerned with our sight than metaphysical banteringLets tell our father-to-be that we want to know where our sight went.[X] "Why can't I see?"
>>24311819This is pretty good.Also, keep hands the FUCK away from everything, don't want to accidentally the floor or Illya.
>>24311953well since we just got an eye full of DEATH of every one we care about, I say fuck sight its not that important.
>>24311754"First off, why can't I see? Not that I mind all that much, considering what I was just seeing. Second, what was that about diagonal something or other? Didn't quite catch that on account of my eye sight going berserk."
>>24311957We can only interact with the lines if we can actually see them. Since we aren't seeing anything right now, we should be good.
>>24311890Yup. Although, we MAY develop a weird perspective on Death, what with staring it in the face all the ti-Oh my god we're gonna be able to see the Thestrels. From the very beginning. We must acquire one.
>>24312117>Acquire Thestrel mount>Get a cavalry saber for Line of Death drive-bys>I HAVE GONE MAD WITH POWER
>>24312154Also a lance, for jousting dotstabbing.Yeah, take that flying motorcycle.
You attempt to look around yourself, for a very vague definition of looking - you can't see anything, it's all black. There's a slight pressure binding against your skull around your eyes, and you wonder what it is you're seeing. Is this perhaps the heat death of the Universe, where all things return to the cold of precreation, before the the light of probability would give rise to a new foundation of energy with which life could function? If it is, it is much less grim than you could have imagined."Umm, just making sure," you ask, "I'm supposed to not be seeing anything, right? I'm not still in hallucination mode and just stuck at the end of the universe, waiting for the cycle of death to begin again, am I?"Kingsley coughs. Or, well, you think it's Kingsley."So would anyone mind explaining why the Boy-Who-Lived can kill things with his eyes?" he asks, pointing out what he presumes to be the elephant in the room."Magecraft," everyone else says."And yes, dear," Iri continues, "You shouldn't be seeing anything past the bandages - I've laced them with an infusion of countersight. You should wear them until I've finished modifying your glasses to be Mystic Eye Killers.""You're all acting like this is normal," Kingsley says. "This is definitely not normal, even for Wizards.""Meh," Kiritsugu says, "Try finding out that King Arthur was a woman and that she had the hots for Gilgamesh of Uruk. Then we'll see weird.""You mean Queen Arturia?" Kingsley asked."Right..." Kiritsugu trails off. "Nevermind."You...>Ask about the Diagonal place.>Ask Kingsley what's so weird about mystic eyes.>Skip ahead to Monday, December 14th.>[Other][Last post for tonight. Will continue the thread tomorrow if it's still up.]
>>24311754>harry nurderer of conceptgod damn the ministry is gonna flip its shit once kingley returns back to report,
>>24312177>>Ask about the Diagonal place.>>Ask Kingsley what's so weird about mystic eyes.what king Arthur was a woman?Gilgamesh of Uruk? didn't they live thousands of years apart?
>>24312177>Skip ahead to Monday, December 14th.They'll fill us in on the Diagonal bits, and I think we can take the hint that Mystic Eyes aren't exactly common (and thus, should be saved as an awesome FUCK YOU trump card.)Also, 78 posts left until Autosage. Should be easymode to keep this alive overnight, just try to keep your posts somewhat on-topic and refrain from unproductive side conversations.
>>24312177Ask about diagonal place. Try to act normal, that's a normal question. Try to keep your mind off of what's happening.
>>24312177>>Ask about the Diagonal place.
>>24312177>Ask about the Diagonal place.
>>24312177[x]Ask about the Diagonal place.[x]Ask Kingsley what's so weird about mystic eyes.My body will never be ready for the shenanigans we'll pull at Hogwarts.>"This is my Phoenix Harry, it resurrects itself from its ashes whenever it dies and heals wounds with its tears.">"Wow, it's so cool!">Pet it>Accidentally trace a line>"I uh- killed your bird... Sorry...">"Getting real tired of your shit Harry."
>>24312238Anybody else terrified that OP is getting us all super emotionally invested with this quest?I am kind of terrified that he'll try to pull something that winds up as a real tear jerker that will start a shitstorm that transcends rustled jimmies and acsends into being a /tg/ meme for a horrible moment...Im just being paranoid right? Guys? Im Right right?
>>24312177>Ask Kingsley what's so weird about mystic eyes."'Data! Data! Data!' he cried impatiently, 'I cannot make bricks without clay!'” The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes The Adventure of the Copper Beeches, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1892
Thinking about it, I wish this was an actual FSN/HP campaign, I would roll up so hard for that.
>>24312365You're just imagining things. Harry Potter + Tsukihime + Fate/Zero is a tragedy sundae, so OP can't really avoid despair. I doubt he'll kill people off until Voldemort starts getting really active.>>24312388That's what homebrew's for.
>>24312365I am not terrified by emotional investment, only by the idea that one day I may be incapable of it.
>>24312435Theres a counter for that, something about drills and heavens?
>>24312224IIRC we wouldn't be surprised that King Arthur was a lady since, as it came to light in the first Kiritsugu intermission...>It's been a while since you last used one of your Origin Specials. That was back when England didn't have a strong tradition of gender equity dating back to the 800s, and when Mallory's Le Morte d'Arturia was the Le Morte d'Arthur. You're glad that your old compatriot got her wish. You're also a bit nonplussed as to why it didn't effect your memory. Then again, the Grail does touch upon the True Magics, so...Saber got to make a Grail wish, which she used to go back and either relive or rewrite her Lordship without all the gender obfuscation (and probably at least a bit of an attitude adjustment as well, but that's not set in stone one way or the other.)
>>24312332>I accidently a Goblet of Fire. Is this bad?>Welp, there goes the talking hat.>COME ON, Ron. That wand was as good as dead anyway!
>>24312435Obviously, but I meant, I wish there was someone running something like that. I'd roll up on that.
>Kid survives Killing Curse, can see the Death of all things and the Root of the world, hangs out with an albino, knows how to kill a man with his bare hands, and talks to snakesHarry's not gonna have a lot of friends.
>>24312528Good thing we're spiteful as fuck. Malfoy's going to be beyond fucked once he tries to start shit with us.
>>24312177"...Do I at least look cool in this?"What? He might be jaded for his age, but he's still a kid.
>>24312528>Kid survives Killing Curse>Harry's not gonna have a lot of friends.I think you forgot that he's basically the Golden Boy of the overwhelming majority of the wizarding middle-class.If Harry wants to not have a lot of friends, he's gonna have to put in the man hours to alienate people long enough that the news spreads that "hey, the boy who lived is actually kind of a downer."This is PROBABLY not the route Harry's going to take just starting out; at least not actively.
>>24312586So, what're the odds of him pulling a Rin Tohsaka, School Idol?
>>24312586Don't you remember how quickly Golden Boy turned into Pariah? Harry loaded with creepy, suspect (even to Death Eaters and their allies) shit will be walking a tightrope when it comes to relations with the Wizarding community.At least Rita Skeeter will have a steady source of income.
>>24312625Until we dotstab that fucking quill of hers.Hey wait, can we kill concepts?Like, can we kill Rita Skeeter's career with a well placed cut?
>>24312655Like, can we kill Rita Skeeter's career with a well placed cut?yes at her head/fly swatter.
>>24312690I was thinking WITHOUT murdering her.
>>24312619Everything depends on the first year. Talk with people. Take no shit from Malfoy. Make that broom your bitch. Become the classiest catcher on the field. Make money with twins, throw candies at people. Be super-protectve about your friends and gain a rep of a guy who cares about his houseHope that the second year and the snaketalking thing won't outshine previous achievements.
>>24312690might need more ranks in eyes for that
>>24312706Not even a little? She's kind of a cunt. I mean, I'd hit it, but that doesn't excuse her cuntery.Wait, did Harry get a Tohno Gland with those MEoDP? Could he seduce her into leaving him alone?
>>24312735We could always cut a deal with her.
>>24312706O... um .... fuck her she seams like a pedophile?
>>24312706PROPAGANDA.>MY NAME IS HARRY EINSTEIN POTTER AND YOU JUST ASSUMED THAT SOME EVEN CAN DO WHAT A DEATH CURSE COULDN'T.GRANGER? I PREFER ALBINO GIRLS. Mr. Kiritsugu please, don't kill me
>>24312746>cut a deal
>>24312769Oh. You're pretty sharp
Guys, let's not run the thread into autosage. We've got just under fifty posts left.
>>24312763dude she is our sister. gross.
Another friendly reminder: 50 posts left, and we need this to last another 12 hours at least. Easily done, but not so easily that indiscriminate posting won't ruin it. Not sure if OP will bother making a new thread if we run this one into the ground for no reason (some quest OPs don't), so CONSERVE YOUR POSTS.I know, I know, I want to talk about all this hilarious stuff too, but I REALLY want to continue this when OP returns. Shit is getting good, so lets not shoot ourselves in the foot.Try to refrain from posting until we near the bottom of the board (page 8 or so).
>>24312781Unfortunately, I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, so I didn't realize that I had made such a cutting pun.
>>24312787not yet she isn't
>>24312783It's better tha start the new ep in a new thread anyway
>>24312783Why would you want a new quest entry to have only around fifty posts? This thread has run its course. Let him make a new one.
>>24312706Draw out Mystic Eye visions via Pensieve and send her a (literally) mind-blowing scoop.
>>24312794Still pretty over the edge. Just pointing It out
>>24312787>>dude she is our sister. gross.>adoptive sister>not even vaguely blood related>too old for Westermarck to kick in
>>24312802That's evil.I like it.>>24312835You are now picturing Kiritsugu going up against Hansel and Gretel.
>>24312619Oh my GOD how did I miss that.Fucking Tohsaka is going to be at hogwarts.Possibly in Ravenclaw.Malfoy is now Shinji tie- Oh god. Shinji.
>>24312849He wouldn't have bothered with Balalalalalalalalalalalaika's elaborate plan, at least. Uryuu is nonliving proof that he can deal with nutcases.
>>24312802Actually, now that I double-check, a pensieve shows you the visions from a 3rd person perspective, so all that would do is give her a brainvideo of us flailing about while our mind's BSoDing.Which is like the opposite of what we'd want her to have over us.
>>24312873>Fucking Tohsaka is going to be at hogwarts.No she won't. Why would Tokiomi send her off when only Kerry knows about wizards so far, and magi tend to teach their own until they're college-aged?
>>24312908Because fucking crossovers.And the novelty factor. And Z talking with Albus and already taking Hermione
>>24312930so transfer student? Zel messing with his apprentince's descendant and having her pull the whole routine?
>>24312990The thing is, Rin is a few years younger than Ilya, so we won't meet her for a while even if she somehow transfers when she's old enough to attend Hogwarts.
By the way guys, I've tried but I'm pretty sure that geometry homework problem Zelretch set before our coma is unsolvable without being given a value for one of p, q, alpha or beta.
Keeping this bumped 'cause. Man, I can't wait to running knee Malfoy or any fucker that deserves it.
I'm thinking once we've learned a bit about making mystic codes we should make some shoes and gloves with effects that happen when they impact something above a certain force. Maybe one provides enough force to shatter rocks, another blasts with whatever our element is, etc.
>>24314958>another blasts with whatever our element isDeath?
>>24314972That's our origin. Our elemental affinity OS unknown. I'm hoping.for lightning to match our scar.
So uhh, anybody know how OP plans to explain Potterverse magic vs Nasuverse magic? Because they are radically different. I'm not sure the rules for Nasuverse magic could even allow Potterverse magic to exist without being True Magic which is... well, a bit weird.
>>24315299Potterverse is the amish village of the Nasuverse.There.
>>24314732yussssMalfoys deserve all of the flying knee strikes
>>24315299probable all about the wands, they don't know true magic but can use it because of wands. meaning the magic doesn't get weaker because no one knows it. but... every one can use it. sure research is much slower, but over all power levels are much higher.
>>24314732>running kneeWe should teach Harry the fine art of pro-wrestling. The practical British heel kind, not the flashy American babyface kind.
>>24316801>"We should teach him british wrestling">Posts American Wrestler beating British WrestlerOh You Anon
>>24316865Eh, I couldn't find a proper gif of Regal hitting his knee trembler on some poor bugger, so I settled for the next best thing. Regal pretty much named Ambrose his successor anyway, so him using it is pretty cool, IMO.
Just thought of this. If we can go to the clock tower eventually we should. Shirou probably ended up with Rin in this timeline,meaning he gets dragged along as her apprentice, and he likely would have adopted Kerry's old moral code anyway. That Meanss Waver will teach him of Reality Marbles. In the event we have to face down Voldemort and his death eaters UBW would really, really help. Plus we don't know if a fifth grail war occurred as Waver only broke it down after the fifth. With Vold around Kotomine likely survived that as well. He knows a bro when he sees one, and he'll save him if possible. So we'd have another reason, somebody who knows the enemy on your side never hurts. Shiki Eyes are great, but having Archer on our side would give us that vital ranged attack option. Bitches don't know about Caladbolg spam. Would love to show them how broken that is.
>>24317624But Shirou didn't have Kiritsugu, and we don't even know if Fourth War happened
>>24317624not summing Merlin/Griffindor as caster do you even Harry potter?
>>24317646It did, Kerry used his wish to save Iri and Illya. Saber got to be Saber Lilly. Shirou was just that kind of person. He wanted to make everyone happy, to not see those around him cry. He accepted Kerry's code because, well, he already thought like that. He was just that kind of person.We don't know if a fifth occurred, of if it will even occur. In the event it does I want the potential of having UBW on our side. That power is like Gate of Babylon, broken as all fuck. Even if he's only up to Heaven's Feel level he's still broken. Jewel Sword and Nine Lives will wreck most anyone's shit.>saging to conserve bump limit. Want to see if OP was serious about continuing tonight.
>>24317698>Voldemort becomes a master in the grail war>What servant does he summon
>>24317698Even if Shirou already wanted to be an hero before the Fourth Grail War took out Fuyuki, that never happened in this timeline, and thus Shirou is not and never will be a magus. For that to happen, a magus would have to spontaneously decide to teach him, which isn't going to happen.Shirou is with his real family, living a normal life.
so... even if Sehai-kun isn't around, can we still name our knife "Friendmaker"
>>24317624>Shirou>Getting UBW without the combination of the horrific fire and his naive, fucked up interpretation of Kerrytugu's idealsHe'd probably be good with swords since thats his Origin still but getting a real Reality Marble requires a fucked-up view of the world so strong that it can overwrite reality. In other words, you have to have an 'idea' of the world that is fundamentally abnormal to that of everyone else. Without the defining trauma and principles he gets because of the fire he'd lack that screwed up perspective of the world necessary to effectively manifest a Reality Marble.I'm not saying its impossible, but it'd require something that could break Shirou to the extent that the aftermath of the Fourth War did. If I had to choose, I'd say it would be something to do with his still-living parents messing him up in the head somehow? Either way I'd be seriously surprised if he's the same here as he is in Fate without Kiritsugu's influence to define him. Pic related, its Shirou defined by Kirei's ideals. Probably.Also he'd be like, younger than we are at this point in time. He's not going to be Archer even if this quest runs into the seventh year.Of course it'll be a different story if the Fifth Heavens Feel happens in a few years and Archer himself is summoned...>>24317758>Shirou has a decent amount of Circuits>His family is still alive>Implying he's not from a Magus family himself
>>24317802Actually, Without Avalon getting shoved in him, Shirou wouldn't even have Swords as his origin/element. Shirou in this timeline is a blank slate.
>>24317713Mordred. Simple.>>24317758For now. He'll still meet Rin, there's still a chance man. The Illya spinoff manga shows he still gets the bitches without trying.>>24317802A marble can be manifested by anyone, the mage association just doesn't approve of that research. It's merely your own internal world. We all have those, a world within our own heart and mind. A reality marble is just the manifestation of that world onto/into this one. It does not require some great trauma. Nero Chaos didn't have a trauma, and he has one.>Also, sage unless this thread is near getting killed. I want to see if OP was serious.
>>24317802Even so, he's still in japan. We are in Britain, it's unlikely we'll meet him.
>>24317858People seem to think that the quest-runner is going to shove all the FSN characters into hogwarts
>>24317851Nero Chaos is a fucking Dead Apostle, a first class Magus and an extreme animal otaku. He is far from normal.And trauma isn't a requirement for a Reality Marble - only for Shirou's, since its where he got his 'broken' view of the world from. Its the cause of the cause, if you get what I mean.
>>24317802Doesn't matter if Shirou doesn't become what he is in F/SN, EMIYA can still be summoned as a Familiar.
Already Autosaging, OP should create a new thread when he comes.
This is not a world were EMIYA can be summond as a Servant. 'Shirou Emiya' does not exist here. There is no reason to bend the rules and cone here if he can't kill himself.
>>24318134It can happen by chance.
>>24317851>Mordred. Simple.No way man, I want to summon Mordred.
>>24317851>>24318362>>Mordred. Simple.really not him self, or a part of his soul that died? cause who else could he trust?
>>24319368Since we're in autosage, New Thread!