>>24345195
>>Goddammit, Rich.

No other option.

[x] Lick other girls in the shower

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>>24345195
>Goddammit, Rich.

Goddammit Rich I'm gonna slap your shit.

>Laugh.
followed by >Goddammit Rich.
The git needs to get used to it, apparently.

>>24345195
>>Goddammit, Rich.

Idiot deserves this.

>>24345195

>Goddammit, Rich.

We should save him, but this is too damn funny, and it's the American way to solve one's own problems.

>>24345195
>>Laugh.
Hard.

Hard enough we cannot breathe

>Goddammit, Rich.

>>24345195
>Goddammit, Rich
It's the only option

".......Godammit, Rich."

>>24345195
>Goddammit, Rich.
You stupid fucking horndog, did you just try to put the moves on Hana?

>>24345195
>Goddammit, Rich.

Not doing a very good job on making a good first impression.

>>24345195
>>Goddammit, Rich.

Wait, was Rich responsible for the girly scream?

>>24345195
>Goddammit, Rich.

We're not even on the damn ship yet and you're 0/2. Cut your losses man.

>>24345195
>Goddammit, Rich.
>Save him.

>facepalm, laugh, standby, let her handle it, it seems she's got it well under control.

>>24345348
likely from the way Hana was owning him.

>>24345348
Who else.

You had one job, Rich. One job

>>24345195
>Goddammit, Rich.

"Didn't we just talk about this ... "

>>24345395
>>24345397

This would be much more amusing if we weren't responsible for the idiot.

>>24345430
Obviously, we need to break out the diagrams to get him to understand.

>>24345195

God. DAMMIT! RICH!

(Haha! Time for tanks!)

persecu srsdail

yes captcha, we're gonna persecute the fuck out of Rich for his srs dailure.

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>>24345493
>(Haha! Time for tanks!)

>>24345489
We only need to remind him of the golden rule. "When dealing with women, always wear a cup."

>>24345554
While this may be true, I doubt it would do wonders for our reputation.

>>24345604
Well that's why we have this man to man talk in the privacy of our tank.

>>24345637
I still doubt his resultant behavior will be great for our PR. For one thing, he's still shamelessly hitting on everything with two legs and tits. For another, if he DOES manage to score, she'll be weirded out by the fact that he's wearing a cup to bed.

"God damn it Rick!"
punt his ass onto a chair and tie him down and gag him. If we are lucky, that should keep him occupied for a few moments while we prepare to keelhawl him...

>>24345195
OP, just a small word of advice. When posting about Rich and Rick, check to make sure you didn't typo them into the other.

>>24345727
Couldn't we just retcon Rick's nickname or something?

>>24345792
No because the constant confusion is amusing.

>>24345823
that and the girls need to be just as confused when they meet them

You look at the scene and manage to supress a bout of laughter. "Goddammit, Rich." You sigh. "Five minutes. That's all I asked for..."

He whimpers again. "I-I'm sorry! Just g-get her off!" You sigh again. The boy just didn't learn. Ever.

"Ma'am, can you let go of my driver?"

She glances to you, a look of quiet serenity on her face. "He was very rude to me."

"Yeah, I'm sorry about that." You rub the back of your head. "He's a bit of a dolt, but he really is mostly harmless." She relaxes her grip and Richard scrambles to get away from her, rubbing his shoulder painfully.

"I understand." She says simply. "You are the new students that I've heard about?"

News is apparently getting around fast. "Yeah."

"But you are men?" She questions.

"Most of us, yes." You head off the last question. "I guess they've got a good reason for inviting us."

"I see. I apologize, I have not introduced myself." She bows politely. "I am Hana Isuzu."

You introduce yourself. "...This is my gunner, Rose. And the moron you, -probably rightly- put into an armlock is my driver, Richard."

>"Are you another new student?"
>"How did you hear about us this quickly?"
>"So what did Rich do, anyway?"

>>24346030

Sorry, was getting a bit of dinner. Lost track of time :/

>>24346085
>"So what did Rich do, anyway?"
morbid curiosity so we know how long to give him shit jobs

>"How did you hear about us this quickly?"

>>24346092
It's fine, we're all guilty of that sometime

>>24346085
>"How did you hear about us this quickly?"

>>24346085
>"So what did Rich do, anyway?"

Need to know exactly how hard we need to slap the idiot.

>"How did you hear about us this quickly?"

>>24346085
>"How did you hear about us this quickly?"

>>24346085
>"How did you hear about us this quickly?"

This seems like good info to know.

>>24346085
>>"Are you another new student?"

>>24346085
>"So what did Rich do, anyway?"
And
>"How did you hear about us this quickly?"

>>24346085

I hope you didn't hear of us via His actions...

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>>24346085
>"So what did Rich do, anyway?"
We'll use our shared disgust as the beginning of a route!

>>24346085
>"So what did Rich do, anyway?"
>"How did you hear about us this quickly?"
Why is it that everyone and their mothers know about us already?

>>24346085
>>"Are you another new student?"
>>"How did you hear about us this quickly?"
>>"So what did Rich do, anyway?"
A bit of all three.

>>24346085
>"How did you hear about us this quickly?"
Then
>"So what did Rich do, anyway?"

>>24346085

>"How did you hear about us this quickly?"

Ignore Rich, send him to his corner.

>>24346112
This!

>>24346085
>>"How did you hear about us this quickly?"

>>24346085
>"How did you hear about us this quickly?"
> Rich, you offend a girl ONE more time and you are wearing a shock collar till we head back to states or graduate high school, whichever comes SECOND!

>>24346085
>"How did you hear about us this quickly?"
>"So what did Rich do, anyway?"

OP, mang, ya really need to quit dying

>>24346699
It's like ogre quest. It's worth the wait most of the time.

>>24346744

I've taken longer in my own quest, so I have no room to complain.

"So how did you hear about us so quickly, Hana?" You ask. You've been on the transport ship roughly an hour.

"Oh, my friend Saori texted me. She said she heard it from volleyball team." You stare at her. Gossip- how did you not see this coming?

"Well, you guys would definately stand out around here." Rose tells you. You'd always been part of the background at your old school- you had a few friends but you rarely stood out until you started tanking. You still aren't used to the idea of being the subject of schoolwide discussion.

You look at Hana. "So I'm guessing that most of the school knows about us by now."

>"You seem okay with us, but do you know how the other students feel about guys attending their school?"
>"So what exactly did Richard do to you, anyway?"
>"How long have you been at Oorai?"

>>24346859
>"So what exactly did Richard do to you, anyway?"

She seems pretty relaxed around us, so asking her opinion is a moot point.

>>24346859
>"So what exactly did Richard do to you, anyway?"

"And should Rose or I hurt him more?"

>>24346859
>"So what exactly did Richard do to you, anyway?"

"I need to know how much and how hard I should be beat him."

>>24346908
+1

>>24346859
>"So what exactly did Richard do to you, anyway?"

>>24346859
>"So what exactly did Richard do to you, anyway?"

>>24346859
>"You seem okay with us, but do you know how the other students feel about guys attending their school?"

>>24346859
>"You seem okay with us, but do you know how the other students feel about guys attending their school?"

>>24346859
>"So what exactly did Richard do to you, anyway?"

We must know so we can laugh about it later.

>>24346859
>"So what exactly did Richard do to you, anyway?"

How much do we have to hurt him?

>>24346859
>"You seem okay with us, but do you know how the other students feel about guys attending their school?"

>"You seem okay with us, but do you know how the other students feel about guys attending their school?"

Better find out about any man haters, partiallly for Rich's sake as he might get tossed overboard if he ran into them unaware.

>>24346859

>"You seem okay with us, but do you know how the other students feel about guys attending their school?"

Lets get a sit-rep on what we're jumping into now.

"So, if you don't mind my asking, what did Rich do to you, anyway?" Hana opens her mouth to speak, but Richard talks first.

"I didn't do anything!" Rich cries out. You look at him and he wilts. "I didn't!"

You continue to stare at him. "She looked like she was feeling sad so I-I just rubbed her shoulders a bit!"

"Goddammit, Richard."

"It worked on Youtube!" He honestly seemed confused by the fact that it didn't work for him.

"Rich..." You count off on your fingers. "You've already been slapped, and now you've nearly had your arm removed... Keep going like this and one of these girls is gonna toss your dumb ass overboard." The guy was so clever in many regards, but such an idiot in others.

"You don't need to raise your voice." Hana finally speaks quietly. "He made a mistake and I rectified it. I believe we're even now." You stare at her.

"What?"

"My friend is a lot like him. She's always talking about and to boys. Your friend is a lot like her, I suppose." Richard seems to perk up at this information.

"No. No no no." You say to him.

He smiles at you.

>We need to get him to his room before this happens again.
>"So you seem to be okay with us, but how do the other girls think about guys going to their school?"

>>24347428
[x]"So you seem to be okay with us, but how do the other girls think about guys going to their school?"

>"So you seem to be okay with us, but how do the other girls think about guys going to their school?"

We might have to pair him up with miss boy crazy and hope they cancel each other out.

>>24347428
>>We need to get him to his room before this happens again.
Stop him now before Saori actually gets a boyfriend.

>>24347428
>We need to get him to his room before this happens again.
Fuck it, RichxSaori OTP.

>>24347428
"Rich. One word ... just one and I'll break you in half. Do you understand. Consider this an order to shut the fuck up and stay put."

>"So you seem to be okay with us, but how do the other girls think about guys going to their school?"

>>24347428
>"So you seem to be okay with us, but how do the other girls think about guys going to their school?"

I say we let the two meet. They will get up to all types of shenanigans.

>>24347428
>"So you seem to be okay with us, but how do the other girls think about guys going to their school?"
Need to know if we are heading into hostile territory and how to prepare for it

>>24347510
potientally hostile, knowing who the man haters are is a great thing to know before running into one.

>>24347428
>"So you seem to be okay with us, but how do the other girls think about guys going to their school?"

But first

"Hey Rich, think fast!"
>knee him in the balls
"Lets see you deal with THAT, horndog."

>>24347596
Not really sure we should do that in front of Hana.

When she leaves though....STRAIGHT TO THE JEWELS

>>24347596
that might be a bit excessive and might come to haunt us later. We don't need a member of our crew demoralized or disloyal due to excessive mistreatment.

>>24347596
Kneeing another man in the groin

The fuck bro? Not cool.

>>24347596
>physically striking a subordinate
No. Fuck no. We are Black Jack's commander. That makes us an officer. And by extension, a gentleman. We can bawl his ass out, but we will not stoop to striking him. Not for something as idiotic as this.

>>24347658
And we don't need a girl in our new home-away-from-home screaming to send us home because our driver tried to rape her. Rich needs to get his dick on a leash real quick.

>>24347636
>>24347658
You don't hit another man in the junk short of a real fight.

That's just common courtesy.

>>24347712
Also Rape? Hardly.

At worst it can be construed as sexual harassment.

>>24347697
Only the platoon leader is necessarily an officer. The other tank commanders can just be sergeants.

>>24347862
Still applies, better that the entire boat hates us than a single member of our crew.

>>24347862
Still shouldn't reel back and strike one of our boys just for being an idiot. Chew his ass out for it? Of course. But you don't go striking your subordinates for no good reason. However, Rich CAN expect to pull down more shit duties than usual for the foreseeable future.

>>24347929

This man has it. Crew first, even if they are goddamned idiots.

If Rich really wanted to be a ladies man, he'd have abs and guns. I think we should help him out on that count.

>>24347966
If by "help him out on that count" you mean "PT him until he fucking dies" I'm behind you all the way. Actually, we should PT the shit out of the entire team.

>>24347929

Yep all for this. Our crew is our family, no matter how stupid they can be.

> We papa bear now.

>>24348005
>PT the entire team
>PTing Mako
You heartless monster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlScQn-8y3o

>>24348089
Goddammit I knew what it was and I still opened it. What am I doing to myself?

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>>24348221
It's a very sleepy song isn't it? I think I might just go... take... a... little... nap.......

>>24348221
>>24348330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZjLDgOns54

"Hana, you said you've heard about us from other people." You start, looking at the girl as she sits down to finish her tea. "I mean, for some reason you seem cool with us, but what does the rest of the school feel about guys being students there?"

"Well, Saori seemed excited about it, but she's the only other student I've talked to about it." She thinks for a moment, taking a delicate sip of tea. "I would assume that some others might not care, while others might not be approving of it." Well, that technically answered your question, even if it gave you nothing useful.

"Think there's anyone you know that we should maybe... avoid?" She laughs a little. "Oorai is very a very accomodating school, friend. I would imagine that those who would be hostile to you would be few and far between."

Encouraging. Though you guess Chono probably wouldn't have invited you to attend if she thought the school would turn against you.

>"What about the Senshado program? What sort of tanks does Oorai have?"
>Let's get Rich out of here before her friend shows up.
>"So other schools might have been more hostile to us?"

>>24348402
>Let's get Rich out of here before her friend shows up.

There should be something else to do around here.

>>24348402

>"What about the Senshado program? What sort of tanks does Oorai have?"

>>24348402
>>"So other schools might have been more hostile to us?"
>>"What about the Senshado program? What sort of tanks does Oorai have?"

>>24348402
>"What about the Senshado program? What sort of tanks does Oorai have?"

Honk honk, lets talk about tonks!

>>24348434
At this time, we have the ONLY tank at the school (technically speaking)

>>24348455
Explain.

>>24348402
>"What about the Senshado program? What sort of tanks does Oorai have?"
We white boy Yukari now.

>>24348479
Well, assuming things work like in the anime, the school's other tanks are all scattered all over the carrier right now, in varying degrees of disrepair.

>>24348402
>>Let's get Rich out of here before her friend shows up.

NOPE.jpg

>>24348479
Well, seeing as this is the beginning of the show timewise...

>>24348509
beat me to it

>>24348402

"If I may get to the Brass Tax of our joining of your school. The Senshado program. Do you know anything about it? Be it the Tanks or their Crews?"


Not only that, but in theory only the teachers and the 'Student Council' know about the revival of it.

>>24348402
>"What about the Senshado program? What sort of tanks does Oorai have?"
Going with this just so our guy can be all surprised

>>24348548
>brass tax

>>24348548
>Brass Tax
It's actually "brass tacks".
Polite sage for non-contributing post.

>>24348402
>>Let's get Rich out of here before her friend shows up.

Oh God no, not another one.

>>24348402
>"What about the Senshado program? What sort of tanks does Oorai have?"

>>24348479
The Oorai teams basically had to rebuild their tanks from piles of scrap.

>>24348600
why not see how they'd react as if they end up canceling each other out, it'll save us from them being themselves.

Is this pre or post season 1?

>>24348814
Judging by Miho being a new student, pre-

>>24348814
Somewhere just prior to St Gloriana battle although details aren't exact. Given Ami is here I'd guess somewhere in the middle of episode 3.

"What about Oorai's senshado team?" You ask, deciding to change the subject a bit. "What sort of tanks are you guys running?"

Hana looks confused for a moment. "Senshado? Oorai hasn't had a Senshado team in twenty. All the tanks were sold off since there, from what I've heard."

"What?" Rachel askes. You're just as confused. What the hell did Chono think you were going to do? Solo every other team in the league?

"It was very expensive, and we rarely won anyway. That's what I heard anyway." She looks off. "It's a pity really, Saori and I would've loved to try it."

"Hana! Oh! Are these those new students we heard about?" From out in the hall comes a new girl- red hair and... well endowed.

You hear Rich mutter to himself. "Sloped frontal armor..."

"Hello, Saori! They are!" Looking back you see Richard playing up his hurt shoulder. Wincing visibly and rubbing it.

Saori picks up on this immediately. "Oh! He's hurt!" She rushes to him and starts massaging Richards "badly" injured shoulder. He winks at you over his shoulder. "What happened?"

He winces and puts on a brave tone. "A misunderstaning- it's nothing. I'll be fine!"

Shit. You did not need this to happen.


>Introduce yourselves.
>"Richard's fine. In fact he needs to come with us. Right now, actually."
>We're too late- let's just go look around, keep our heads down, and wait for this all to blow over.

>>24348958
>We're too late- let's just go look around, keep our heads down, and wait for this all to blow over.

Maybe he'll learn this time.

>>24348958
>"Richard's fine. In fact he needs to come with us. Right now, actually."

Yeah, obvious question.

>>24348958
>"Richard's fine. In fact he needs to come with us. Right now, actually."

>>24348958
>Sloped frontal armor...
Okay, Rich scores points for that wonderful euphemism.
>Introduce yourselves.
Maybe Saori will be able to settle Rich down a bit with a little help from Huey Lewis and the News.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK0z87WrhGo

>>24348958
>Rachel
Who is Rachel?

Kinda lacking in pics, OP.

>>24348958
>>Introduce yourselves.
It's only right

Besides, i wanna watch him fail in person this time anyway

>>24348958
>"Richard's fine. In fact he needs to come with us. Right now, actually."

I feel there's something we should be doing.

>>24348958
>Introduce yourselves.

What is the downside to Rich scoring again?

>>24348958
>>"Richard's fine. In fact he needs to come with us. Right now, actually."

Hell no.

>>24349024
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK0z87WrhGo

...Bah, Typo. Meant Rose. Her name was originally going to be Rachel, but I thought Rose and Roy sounded better than Rachel and Roy.

>Introduce yourselves.

Let them try to hit it off as if it works, no more problems.

I don't see why people can't see the potiental.

Though I would call Saori well endowed , but rahter nicely sized, Oryou and such are still bigger.

>>24349063
>>24349069
What's a matter with potentially solving the Rich problem?

>>24348958
>Introduce yourselves.

Third times the charm. C'mon Rich, don't fuck this up.

Let's see we have a guy looking for a cute girl and a girl looking for a boy. If they hit it off, they'd be too busy with each other to harass anyone. It's win win.

A single Saori may be as troublesome to the boys as a single Rich is to the girls

>>24349123
Or Rich may try to set her up with someone in return for her doing the same.

>>24349179
Right, they could become bros, which would only make things worse for everyone else.

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>>24349179
This can only end in destruction. Let's do it.

>>24349179
Maybe that is if things don't quite work out but not blow up as it seems Richard's interested in her at the moment and I think she'd be quick to return the affections once someone shows them.

That having been said, he better not make a Matoko out of himself or he'll be too busy scrubbing the ship's toilets for the rest of his days here.

(Yes I am a lenient man... but also one that punishes harshly when my generously extend boundaries are breached)

>>24349222
Not really not compared to both of them being single and chronically ____blocked.

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>>24348958
>Wait for all this to blow over

>>24348958
>Introduce yourselves.

Rich should at least know the name of this lovely lady.

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>>24348958
>Introduce yourselves.

Well, looks like Rich hit a home run with two strikes up.

>>24349253

>Take Tank. Go to Oorai. Apologize to girls - "Sorry." - grab Rose, go to the Cabin, have a nice cold drink, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

>>24348958
>>Introduce yourselves.
>>How can Oorai not have a Senshado team? a Representative of the school came head hunting at a tanking event in the States where she tried to poach my gunner and buy Black Jack from my family. What is going on here?

>>24349359
Yeeeeeeah boy!

>>24349359

I can drink to that.

>>24349359
>>24349383
>>24349384

need to add
>Get rid of Grandpa
onto that list aswell...

>>24348958
>>We're too late- let's just go look around, keep our heads down, and wait for this all to blow over.

It lets Rich talk to her and stay away as far from those two as possible.

>>24349423
I get the feeling that's not possible due to some rule of a supervisor of the boys.

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>>24348958
Nicked this from /a/. Saori is actually a little bit smaller bust wise than Hana.

>>24349465

I actually really want Shaun of the Dead plan, now.

>>24349488
lies

>>24349465
>not possible

All we have to do is throw him over the side.

>>24349553
and his cat, right?

>>24349488
Really.... not sure if the anime makes it easier to tell; state variation and lack of outfits that highlight curves well (excluding that OVA)

Though in various pics of Yukari's team, Saori is the curvy one (with Miho in second or occasioanally taking her place)

Saving the picture anyways

>>24349488

I can't find Caesar on that list...
it also seems to lack the WoT crew from the later episodes...

>>24349563
I'll charge at black forest on my own, i'll fight Pravda in the snow without a tank, but i'm NOT fucking with a cat.

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>>24349587
>WoT crew from the later episodes...
Oh god Nekota!

Saori finally finishes "helping" your driver and, keeping a protective arm around him. Turns to you. "Oh! I'm so sorry I was busy helping your friend and I didn't introduce myself." She stands up. "I'm Saori Takebe!" She bows before gregariously sticking out her hand to be shaken. "I had heard that there would be boys joining our school, but I had no idea they would be foreigners! It's very exciting!"

You and Rose introduce yourselves with much of the same enthusiasm she had shown. Saori's friendly demeanor is quite infectious. Richard, however, seems to have fainted- you realise the angle he had when she bowed to you and Rose.

The bastard. Saori turns and notices him as he comes to. "The poor guy! He fainted! Where is his cabin? I'll help him get back there!"

You and Rose look at each other. She speaks before you. "That won't be necessary, Saori. We can get him there ourse-"

"Oh no! I insist!" You and Rose look at each other, then at Hana, who has been quietly resigned to her friend's behavior.

>Let him have it. He's probably earned it by now, anyway. You've been meaning to go explore anyway.
>Let's just go find Patrick and Roy before they get into trouble too.
>Well, before you go I'd just like a quick word with my driver. In private.

>>24349731
>Let him have it. He's probably earned it by now, anyway. You've been meaning to go explore anyway.

>Let him have it. He's probably earned it by now, anyway. You've been meaning to go explore anyway.
->try to find the other two guys to see how they're doing

I say let things proceed as she seems to like him alot.

>>24349731
>Well, before you go I'd just like a quick word with my driver. In private.

>>24349731
>Well, before you go I'd just like a quick word with my driver. In private.

>>24349731
>Let him have it. He's probably earned it by now, anyway. You've been meaning to go explore anyway.

The wanderlust rears its head again.

>>24349731
>Well, before you go I'd just like a quick word with my driver. In private.

>>24349778
>>24349789
>>24349802
I hope that isn't the cockblock option as honestly letting things happen is what I consider to be the best choice

>Let him have it. He's probably earned it by now, anyway. You've been meaning to go explore anyway.

>>24349731
>Let's just go find Patrick and Roy before they get into trouble too.
I have a nagging sense of paranoia that the thread title wasn't actually a typo.

>>24349731
>Let him have it. He's probably earned it by now, anyway. You've been meaning to go explore anyway.
Yeah, time to explore. Maybe check on Blackjack and make sure Yukari hasn't found him yet

>Let him have it. He's probably earned it by now, anyway. You've been meaning to go explore anyway.

Fuck it, they're made for eachother.

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>>24349731

>Let's just go find Patrick and Roy before they get into trouble too

The man's earned his free time...in an odd way, I guess. Let's just go make sure our other teammates aren't getting into trouble.

>Well, before you go I'd just like a quick word with my driver. In private.

And say, "Don't fuck this up."
Or something along the lines of.

Let him have it.
He's a Big Boy now. He shouldn't need us to hold his hand any more...

>>24349811
I believe it's the 'IF YOU GET US EXPELLED I AM GOING TO AMPUTATE YOUR JUNK' option.

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>>24349840
Aw shit nigga, is dat some Galil?

>>24349731
>Let him have it. He's probably earned it by now, anyway. You've been meaning to go explore anyway.

>>24349940
my teeth hurt just from looking at that gif

>>24349975
The joke is that, on the Galil, the clip that holds the bipod in place when it's folded shut also functions as a bottle opener.

You look at Rose. She's as resigned to as you are. "Fine." You shoot Rich a glance- a hard glance that communicates perfectly the depth and severity of his punishment should he fuck up.

He gives you the biggest, shit-eatingest grin he's ever managed. Your eye twitches involuntarily.

Rose starts excusing the two of you before you have an anger stroke. "Hana, Saori. It was great meeting you. Take care of our friend."

You managed to keep a friendly, even tone. "And thank you for answering our questions."

"It was our pleasure! I hope to see both you and the rest of your crew on board!" Hana says politely while Saori helps the now-slightly limping Rich out the door.

>Explore below decks.
>Check out the Cargo.
>Check out the decks.

>>24350167
>Check out the Cargo.

>>24350167
>Check out the Cargo.

>>24350167
[x] Cargo
Ha ha time for sabotage oh wait that would be redundant.

>>24350167
>>Check out the Cargo.

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>>24350167
Couldn't find the bust chart at all. But have some Daww Yukari instead. On a side not I really need to organize all my images.

Just theorising here, but what would Yukari's reaction to us be, considering we're currently the only people who have a tank on the boat?

>>24350223
We gonna get raped.

>>24350220
>little Yukari
>no perm
I call bullshit.
>>24350244
You can't rape the willing.

>>24350223
"Squee!" *Glomp* "Let me see?"

>>24350223
sexhair.gif

>>24350223
leg humping excitement

>>24350244
>Implying we won't indulge her every whim

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>>24350250

>Check out the decks.

It calls out to me.

Well things with Hana ended well. Yeah Yukari's going to be an fun introduction.

>>24350167
>Check out the Cargo.
if we happen to find any other tanks or tank like objects in there i say we strip them of their armor and bolt it onto blackjack

>>24350408
>implying Oorai doesn't need every scrap they can get

>>24350451
does a nice job of showing more characters... and there's a connection between height and curves (no tall flatties or short n' curvy girls)

>>24350408
Dick move bro.

>>24350451
Rich is gonna fucking die when he meets the volleyball team

>>24350509
That's assuming he's not happy with Saori. A bird in the hand beats two in the bush after all.

>>24350552
I believe the saying goes "A bird giving you a handjob is worth two that don't shave their bush."

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>>24350570

Shortly after you leave Hana to her tea and Saori to your Driver, Rose also excuses herself, wanting to go find her brother and Patrick before they got into the same kind of trouble as Rich. So you default to what you usually do when you're alone. Well what you do when you're alone and not in front of a computer.

You go find Black Jack.

You find his shipping container down in the ship's cargo well. It's the largest one container down here, so you're able to find it pretty easily. And that's when you notice it's open and there's a light on inside...

>Find a weapon.
>"WHO'S IN THERE?!"
>Sneak up on them.

>>24350610
>"WHO'S IN THERE?!"

>"WHO'S IN THERE?!"

I'm pretty sure it's Yukari so we should try to be nice about it.

>>24350610
>Saboteurs?
>Sneak up on them.
>Be ready to employ liberal application of fists.
Unless it's Yukari, of course.

>>24350610
>>Sneak up on them.

Rolled 3, 17, 20 = 40

>>24350610
>"WHO'S IN THERE?!"

>>24350630
If she's popped any of seals for the tank, I'll be pissed.

>>24350610
>Sneak up on them.

>>24350610
>"WHO'S IN THERE?!"

Do what you want to me but leave poor Black Jack alone!

>>24350610
>>Sneak up on them.

>>24350610
>Sneak up on them.
Gotta see who were dealing with (like we don't know)

>>24350610
>"WHO'S IN THERE?!"

>>24350610
>>"WHO'S IN THERE?!"

Do not fuck around with our tank.

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>>24350610

>WHO'S IN THERE?!

Why do I get the feeling Yukari is molesting our tank?

>>24350610
Walk in pretending we're not onto her and act like we're going to do maintenance and spouting tank facts

>>24350714
Do you WANT Yukari to take us there and then?

>>24350720
I woudln't mind, a Yukari is more than fine though I'd rather wait and see before choosing.

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>>24350720
What do you fucking think?

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>>24350720

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>>24350720
Is that even a question?

>>24350750
>>24350765
>>24350770
So... we're using >>24350714, then?

>>24350720
Are you saying you don't?

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>>24350735
>>24350793
>>24350770
>>24350765
>>24350750
Well then.

>>24350791
Yep. Mayhaps with a small dash of subtlety.

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You are not a subtle person. As you think of someone crawling over *your* tank without your permission or, worse yet, sabotaging Black Jack, your blood boils.

You move up to the door, swing it open and shout.

"HEY! WHO'S IN HERE?!"

The last thing you hear is a short scream, followed by a helmet with a lamp strapped to it flying towards your head.

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>>24350829
So no walking in with motor oil and saying pic related?

>>24350610
>>"WHO'S IN THERE?!"

>>24350867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6kxau0ePlg

>>24350857
Shit just got real.

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>>24350857
I guess you could say it's Lights out for us

>>24350857
Oops. Maybe another choice would have been better. I hope this doesn't have the MC disliking Yukari as that's terrible.

>>24350857
>deflect with right arm while ducking under the helmet in preparation to charge the attacker.

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>>24350857

>>24350901
We're a forgiving person
we've put up with Rich, haven't we?

Next time on Girls und Panzer Quest!

>You have a #1 fan!
>Black Jack rolls out.
>Patrick is actually pretty clever sometimes.

>>24350899
It's like this:

I guess it's....

*puts on sunglasses*

Lights out.


YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Deflect it with our forehead, the strongest part of our body.

Lowering our head also brings our horns in line for when we charge.

>>24350899

CARLOS!!!

>>24350857
Our helmets are composed of multiple metal shells, made to withstand debris and shrapnel should the armor of our tank fail under enemy fire.

IT'S STILL FAR SOFTER THAN OUR SKULL.

TRY HARDER, YUKARI.

>>24350922

BUT WHEN!!!!

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>>24350922
NO, YOU CAN'T END HERE

>>24350919
I was referring to the MC towards Yukari, not the other way around. I Don't think she'd really hold it against us and likely she'd be sorry about what she did.

>>24350922
When is the next thread? We must know!

>>24350951
I realized that immediately after i posted its getting way to late for reading for me.

>>24350922

Girls und Panzer quest will return at 5PM Sunday!

>>24350988
Can't wait

>>24350988
is that 4chan time?

>>24350988
No, op's pacific time.

>>24350988
Like >>24351018 asked, what time zone? It's certainly not central as this started around almost 8pm Central time.

But seeing how the thread cut out at a good part, I'm definitely waiting for it.

>>24351048

Pacific Standard Time

>>24351048
See
>>24351045

>>24351045
>>24351058
>>24351060
Got it, so it's about 7pm central then I presume.

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>>24351058
Very good, I see BlackJack also lives on the Best Coast.

Can't wait until Sunday.

And here is your daily reminder to JAGDPANTHER HARD

>>24351081
correct.

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>>24351092
It's so sad that we won't see her until the finale. While we're knocking out her tank.

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>>24350912

>>24351152
Perhaps we should save ourself for her?

>>24351152
That's the way destiny works ending up at Oorai. That and I'm not sure if the MC and his team will think of black forest so fondly after finding out Miho's backstory and the truth of that team.

>>24351177
I hope you're joking.

>>24351152
right after the jagdpanzer 38(t) (FUCK YOUR SHIT THE HEZTER DOES NOT EXIST) trolls her for the second time we should swoop in and offer her a ride

>>24351177
Honestly like to meet the full cast first before doing anything ... /tg/-ish.

But I have feeling I'm the only one.

>>24351203
Actually, the Hetzer DID exist. It never entered production, but it was the name of a separate design from around the same time.

>>24351165
We need to buy her that outfit as a gift sometime
She'd probably love it

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>Garupans! GARUPANS EVERWHERE! Also Roy gets punished and then gets lucky. We also get knocked. The fuck. OUT!
>Roy
>ROY

Who the fuck archived that?

Well being at Oorai, we have a many many options, good ones at at that. Though I suspect they'll be our only options but I'm very much okay with this.

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>>24351313
Ow god i just saw it too. what the hell

http://gup.wikia.com/wiki/Ooarai_Girls_High_School

I think this does a nice job of listing our options.

>>24351317
Well, we'll meet Kay early enough that she could be an option.
Or we could always cure Erika of her bitchiness with Lawful Good Hot Dickings.

>>24351377
The issue would be the whole long distance thing due to the huge ship nature of the schools. That'd be awkward to do in a quest.

Erika's nigh treason as I doubt the MC and his team would take Miho's back story well. And as americans, they're no strangers to rivalaries and such.

Though she wouldn't be my first choice, I fully support hooking up with Yukari.

At makes a lot of sense, after all She FUCKING LOVES TANKS, and we also FUCKING LOVE TANKS. Provided she didn't accidentally harm our precious Black Jack, we're off to a great start.

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>>24351486
>Implying Yukari would harm a tank

>>24351579
I don't think she'd harm it though we might have to clean up any suspicious wetness in it.

>>24351595
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>>24351595
But she was only giving the tank a wash with warm soapy water and a sponge

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>>24351486

Yukari's nice, but I think we'd be a nice match with Kay--or heck, even Nonna. Maybe Anchovy?

>>24351625
>Kay
Ah ha no
>Nonna
Communist
>Anchovy
... i have no objections to this.

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>>24351625
>>24351641
The poor girl needs some love

>>24351641
>Communist
this shall not be a problem when we convert her WITH OUR GLORIOUS AMERICAN CAPITALISM POWERS

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>>24351579
Now look oddball, the trade for the uniforms I can understand. But to buy this tank ya gotta be crazy!

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>>24351625
They're visually distinct so they may seem like obvious choices, but don't be fooled. Going after the unassuming girl always pays higher dividends in the end.

>>24351681
>>24351579
i really should watch that movie some time

>>24351625
>>24351654
Then you should have hoped to end up on their boat. It's not like Oorai doesn't have good options or a lack of them.

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>>24351683
This, Anchovy all the way

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>>24351708
>has never seen Kelly's Heroes
You poor, poor man.
>>24351681
It's a mother beautiful tank!

>>24351729
It's a piece of junk! The fuel system leaks all over the place! IT'S A PIECE OF JUNK!

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>>24351725

I'm kinda sore we didn't get to see her fight. Did anyone read the manga? Just how good of a fight did the Italians put up against Ooarai?

>>24351725
Anchovy sticks out like a sore thumb in a crowd too. Arguably more than the other two.

In any case we should probably stick to Ooarai girls. Having a girl from a competing school could cause all sorts of complications.

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>>24350857
Her stealth is too good

>>24351863
but thats discriminating against the other schools, we shall have a girl in each school

>>24351896
Just because we're American doesn't mean we're a Mormon

>>24351617
In a bikini (ala Yuzu early on)

>>24351896
It's being practical as long distance relationships don't really work out and I doubt being opposing schools would help.

>>24351863
Could we at least try and be bro with her?

>>24351960
no, but being AMERICAN, means we're awesome, we get all teh bitches

>>24351970
Pen pals or such isn't that hard to do though not sure if events would allow the teams to be on friendly terms afterwards or not.

>>24351976
Please use your brain, you're making the US look bad with your macho stupidity.

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>>24351976
>Not sticking with the one true girl
You disgust me