>"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?!"

You should really get a Twitter so we can keep track of delays/etc.

I hope this is the nice option.

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>>24387944
>"Please, just shut up!"
>"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?!"
>"Who are you and what are you doing to my tank?"

all of the above

>>24387944
>"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?!"
>"Who are you and what are you doing to my tank?"

>>24387944
>"Who are you and what are you doing to my tank?"

>>24387944
>"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?!"
>"Who are you and what are you doing to my tank?"

>>24387944
>"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?!"
BOW AND APOLOGIZE TO JACK AT ONCE! HE IS GRADE-A AMERICAN MACHINERY!

>"Missy, Blackjack ain't no Panzer, He's an M26 MBT of the goddamn US of A

>>24387978
This. Only reason I caught it was a random refresh of /tg/.

>>24387944

>"Who are you and what are you doing to my tank?"

>>24388220
I think she means that as a compliment. You'd rather have it compared to a LEE? (aka the MS Leo of the tank world?)

It's like someone calling your prototype mech a Gundam.

>>24388278
It's exactly like the Leo. a decent machine for when it was built (early war) but outclassed by late war tanks.

and the germans over-engineered everything

>"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?!"
>"Who are you and what are you doing to my tank?"

This ain't no Krautshit

>>24388306
Plus Blackjack himself has seen actual conflict out in Korea

>>24387944
>"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?! Who are you and what are you doing insulting my tank?"

>>24388306
But the Pershing hardly got any war to fight in. It debuted in 1945.

>>24388278
>aka the MS Leo of the tank world?
>implying the Leo is bad

>>24387944
Black Jack! Show me on the model where the girl touched you!

>>24388278
Might be more a language thing. I mean, we're just white folk to them. How are they supposed to know we're American, not German? Maybe she was just trying to impress us by using our native language, and mucked it up?

Guys, if we spout some of our tank knowledge here to her, we might just make a friend here and now

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>>24387944
Aww shit, Time for GuPQ!

>"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?!"
>"Who are you and what are you doing to my tank?"

>>24387944
[]other :Black Jack ain't in the same league as the panzer four young miss, now apologize to him for oggling him without his permission!

>>24388374
>Implying she won't hug the shit outta us

>>24388402
This

>>24388369
It's not bad but it's a matter of reputation. Gundam fans are sooner to compare a well made MP suit to the GM than the Leo.

>>24388373
That too, whatever the case she didn't mean any ill intent. And from the looks of things, she's going to get ripped into for naively saying the wrong thing.

>>24388363
Korea
>>24388369
>implying the M3 was bad
see >>24388306

>>24388402
yes

>>24388466
>Korea
Oh. Man, I really don't know much tank from then.

>>24388440 Here and I just realized what is likely to happen.

MC= a 4chan board

Yukari = Some enhuastic newcomer that doesn't know things quite so well and says the wrong thing.

>>24388523
Then we shall teach her

>>24387944
>"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?!"
but in a joking "its an understandable mistake" way and not a "I am 4chan levels of mad" way

>>24388523
So... we'll tell her lurk more?

>>24388543
Agreed. We know a newbie when we see one.

>>24388543
This was how I was reading it. We don't need to go all rage for that little slip-up. I mean she did correct herself after that

>>24388539
>>24388589
Going about it kindly so it'll sink in better, just yelling often backfires if not worse.

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>>24388539
Yes we shall

I think the Sodoko collective got OP

>>24388756
RIP

>>24388756
>OP confirmed for Rich

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>>24388756
QUESTS ARE AGAINST SCHOOL REGULATIONS!

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Let's just wait guys, I'm sure OP is trying his best...

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>>24388812
Crap, she caught us! Everyone leg it!

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"Tank, lady. Black Jack's a tank." You say, shoving yourself back against the wall of the container and rubbing your likely-dented skull. "American cast steel. We won the war, we named the armor tanks. The Germans can name them whatever they like next time they win a war..." You shake your head a bit to get rid of the other Fluffy kneeling besides her.

Ok, she's gone. Now that you can focus what you hope is your full attention, Yukari has stopped talking and looks you. "It belongs to you?" Here eyes light up. "I knew it! I KNEW IT!" she shouts. Your head pounds. "They ARE bringing back Senshado! The is so great!" She stands up and is pacing back. "And with the Pershing is such a powerful Panzer-"

"Tank." You remind her.

"Tank." She respectfully corrects herself. "And I know Oorai's probably got a bunch more! Kliment Voroshilovs and Chaffees and..."

"And I'm sure you'll be commanding the lead tank yourself..." You say, half sarcastically.

She stops mid-sentence and looks at you. "Oh no, nobody would want me on their Panzer team." She looks down dejected. "All I do is talk about panzers. I'm just an panzer otaku."

You look at her.

>"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker!"
>"You're probably right. Leave the tanks to the real athletes."
>"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"

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>>24388812

>>24388863
>Kliment Voroshilovs
You WISH they still had KVs, babe.
>>24388863
>"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"
"Would you like the guided tour?"

>>24388863
>"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"

>>24388863
>"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker!"

Such enthusiasm! We must nurture her dream!

>>24388863
>"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker! ...So you've never seen a Pershing before? Well i just happen to have the keyes to open it..."

>"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker!"
>"So you've never seen a Pershing before?"

>>24388863

>"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great TANKER!"

>"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"

Let's give her a guided tour.

Key word being guided.

>>24388863
[x]"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker!"
[x]"So you've never seen a Pershing before?"

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>>24388863
>"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker!"
then
>"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"

>>24388863
You have tank PASSION! Tank LOVE! You are already more qualified than most tankers.

>>24388863
"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker!"
Then
"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"

>>24388863

>"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker! After all, 'Knowing is half the battle"
>"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"

>>24388863
>Chaffees
oh, yay.
Chaffees.
perfect.
Just what we needed.

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>>24388863

>"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker!"
>"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"

A good first impression is essential to getting to know your fellow tankers! And what better first impression that spouting tank facts while giving an in-depth tour of our tank?

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>>24388863
>KV's
Please...
Please no...

>>24389069

Don't hate on KVs, they were good for their time.

Of course, if we wanted to be dicks we'd see about buying IS-3s, T-54s, T-44s, M26s, Centurions, and other late war tanks.

>>24389021
>>24389069
I think the other tanks will be canon to the anime as they searched and found tanks that they then restored.

>>24389095
I wasn't hating on them
i was having PTSD flashbacks of my first encounter with them in a Panzer IIIA on WoT...

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>>24389021

At the start of the anime, Ooarai's team consisted of:

Team Anglerfish: Panzer IV Ausf. D
Team Turtle: Type 38 (t)
Team Duck: Type 89 "I-Go"
Team Rabbit: M3 Lee
Team Hippo: StuG III

But if this Ooarai actually has KV's and Chaffees? Now the eggs are in the scramble, and we're in a completely different ballgame.

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>>24389123
>first encounter with them in a Panzer IIIA on WoT...
I still have the nightmares sometimes.

>>24389163
considering the tanks have to be found along the season, I Think Yukari was shooting off names that came to mind.

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God fucking dammit if you don't Waifu the shit out of Yukari I'm going to have to crack some skulls

>>24389169
>>24389123
>my first encounter with a KV was one pulling out of a corner 30m infront of me.
>I was in a Panzer 35t

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>>24389226
>implying we were gonna do anything else

>>24389232
>I was in a Panzer 35t
You poor man.

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>>24389123
>>24389169
>>24389232
I know that feel! My dinky little gun could do nothing!!!!

The feeling of taking a TD to their ass was glorious. Especially when the gun actually did something.

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>>24389266
They just kept bouncing man... THEY JUST KEPT BOUNCING

>>24389226
honestly I'm waiting to see all my options before making a final choice. But if Yukari wins.... I would be very much fine with that.

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>>24389288
>Mfw taking out both a KV-and a KV-1S head on in a Matilda

>>24388863
>"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"
How about I show you the big gun?

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>>24389163

And let's not forget that, later on in the season, there were a few upgrades. The StuCo got a Hetzer, Miho got a Panzer IV. Ausf. F2, and the school picked up a Char B1, a Type 3 "Chi-Nu", and a Porsche Tiger.

Having a tank like a Pershing so early in to the Senshado season will be a massive asset to Ooarai, especially against St. Gloriana and their Cromwells and Matildas

>>24389321
That's because the Matilda is like a teeny tiny heavy tank, inselaffen.

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>mfw my first encounter with a KV
>I was in a Bison
>I set its engine on fire and popped it

Damn it feels good to be a SPrGlord

>>24389352
Considering we popped a churchill in the 1st thread

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>I EAT YOUR TIGERS! I EAT THEM UP!

>>24389368
>SPrGlord
I fucking lost it

>>24389321
I was in a t3 Mid. It did nothing!!!

Then I used a Marder III. That 100+ mm pen. n the gun just didn't care.

Now I hetz hetz hetz and infuriate people with the sloped 60mm armor.

>>24389388
>Matilda
>run into two HEATzers
>Both shots bounch
>Murder the shit out of them without taking any damage.
>Roll along
>Pop a KV's engine and kill the bastard for good measure

Such is life in British steel

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That attitude finally angers you at her. "Now hey! You stop talking like that. Half the morons I saw in tanks were only it it for the women and the explosions and you could damn well tell it watching them perform." You push yourself to your feet. "You actually care about these things. They aren't just machines to be taken out and drive for a few hours before you let off a few rounds." You don't know whether you're still chastizing her at this point, or just the brain damage is just putting you on your soap box. "Fluffy, you'd wouldn't be a good tanker- you'd be a great one." Your fire expended you lean against the wall to steady yourself.

Fluffy looks at you and blinks. "Did you just call me Fluffy?"

"Yeah, well. You know, your hair is all... poofy..." You say, not able to find the correct Japanese you insert the English pseudo-words.

She stares at you for a second. "Oh! I'm so sorry! I didn't even introduce myself." She gives a salute you definately recognize. "Yukari Akiyama!"

>Shove the arm down. "Ok, seriously? Don't do that anymore, especially around my gunner and loader. Totally serious."
>Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing?"

>>24389432
>Using Heat.

Fucking idiots. The Hetz shines with the AP and a high crit. Still, not the most bullshit game I've ever heard of. Once went 6 kills in a T82.

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>>24389365
It's the gun, not just the armour.
>100+ pen
>fires a round in just under every two seconds.
>mfw i spec the gear and crew to make it shoot even faster

>>24389476
>Shove the arm down. "Ok, seriously? Don't do that anymore, especially around my gunner and loader. Totally serious."

>>24389476
>Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing?"
We have no clue how to deal with this. A girl, a pretty girl, is talking to us? And she likes tanks? I mean Rose doesn't count, she's practically family.

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>>24389476
Did she just...

>>24389476
>Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing?"

>>24389476
>Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing?"
This quest just lost its PG rating! It is now rated T. T for Tanks!

>>24389476
>Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing?"

Its ok guys, she's just VERY enthusiastic. Give her some first-hand Tank Time and she'll calm right down.

>Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing?"
>Make a note to gently tell her not to do that in the future.

>>24389564
This please. Love Yukari but she needs to calm down sometimes.

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>>24389476
>Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing?"
If ya know what I mean

Also at a point tell her to please not do the arm thing again. For her own safety

>>24389476

"At Ease. So, um... You... wanna see Black Jack?"

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>>24389432
>>24389388

I know nothing about deflecting shells.

Such is life as American Medium Tank Tree

>Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing?"

IT BEGINS

Captcha: loving nmkers

>>24389476
"Shove the arm down. "Ok, seriously? Don't do that anymore, especially around my gunner and loader. Totally serious."

Please tell me she didn't just do what I think she did.

>>24389574
Yeah want to calm down and correct things, but in a gentle manner. She'll be quite effective once she's able to channel that enthusiasm into her tasks.

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>>24389602
That's quite...
...
Low profile one could say....

>>24389476
Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing? Also nix the Nazi salute, its pretty offensive"

>>24389612
>her tasks
Jamming her long hard shell into our tight, inviting breech?

>>24389602
You've never played a Jumbo I take it.

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>>24389476
>>24389564
This.

Also, Jagdpanther represent.

>>24389660

M4a3e8

I-I just...

Wanted to flank....

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>>24389658
wait a second...

>>24389288
I... went Russian first and it was back when the T-28 still had the 85mm gun so yeah. I was kinda laughing all the way to the bank on that one.

>>24389658
I think you got that backward anon....

Or at least I hope you did.

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>>24389481
>mfw got 8 kills in my Ram

I just ate an entire flank on Mountain Pass. It was glorious.

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>>24389674

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>>24389668
You'd help her fix her track, right anon?

>>24389714
Of course I would!

Did we have this conversation a couple threads ago?

>>24389674
Real men flank. Armor is for faggots who can't avoid getting hit.

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>>24389714
Damn right i would

>>24389728
You've got that mixed up.

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>>24389703

:'C

>>24389725
Yes. I'm the anon who was grateful for my farmboy background.

>>24389668
>>24389714
I wouldn't hold your breath, she doesn't even have a name on top of being attached to the particularly contentious final boss school.

Perhaps it's for the best as I think they'd toss her overboard for "consorting with the enemy"

>>24389756
Oh I have no expectations of her as a potential love interest. Doesn't mean she isn't awesome though.

>>24389754
Haha, yes we did.

>>24389756
I just wanna make her a bro. I have no real hope of dating/waifuing.

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>>24389756
Does this mean no Anchovy?

>>24389746
I don't understand your picture

>>24389790
Anchovy was a cunt anyway.

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>>24389476

"Um...You...wanna see my Pershing?"

SHE WANTS THE P
GIVE HER THE P

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>>24389790
No, no Anchovy.

We don't like Anchovies over here.

>>24389702
Ever see a T4 Arty, a Wolverine, a and a Hetz battle it out for top dog by killing the enemy team? We ended with 5, 4, 3, Wolv art and my hetz. Decimated the enemy.

>>24389696
You poor poor soul.

I remember the feeling of getting into my T29 and finally realizing I was no longer afraid of KVs.

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>>24389804
I disagree.

>>24389842
speaking of the T29, I fucking hate the 105mm. So goddamn expensive.

>>24389777
>>24389786
Your best shot is hoping she pops up in the team's early appearance (when they lend a ride to Mako so she can see her grandmother) and try setting up a penpal thing then.

>>24389790
From what I gather she's not that nice at all and if not for her hair style, I doubt people would remember her compared to all the other girls.

>>24389845
She is rather nice looking but that doesn't exactly forgive the fact she's not nice. That and at Oorai there are nice girls (in both looks and personality)

>>24389862
Same price in the T32

>>24389872
Yeah, I'm switching back to the 90mm

>>24389862
Stick with the 90mm for the T29, it's actually effective at that tier and the increased ROF can net more kill.

>>24389871
I would Penpal her so hard.

>>24389862
>>24389872
>>24389882
>>24389887
You poor bastards.

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Girls und Panzer Quest: one part WoT General discussion, one part waifu debates, one part quest.

Only on /tg/ would you find such a hybrid of a thread.

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>>24389949
It's just bully ain't it?

OP are you here

>>24389949
>Only on /tg/ would you find such a hybrid of a thread where each side doesn't shit post the others

For fucks sake Sodoko, stop arresting OP

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>>24389949
Its heartbreaking. I want to play WoT so bad, but my laptop is an obsolete piece of shit and I don't have enough jewgolds to buy a better one in the foreseeable future.

Anyone else playing WoT while waiting for OP?

>>24390089

Just play SPGs, no framerates required.

>>24390094
I'm currently listening to all the James Bond theme's.
The Living Daylights is pretty good.

>>24390094
Better question, anyone not playing WoT (who can, sorry pooranaon) while waiting for OP?

>>24390115
I'm about to hop on CS:GO after this round. I'm WoTed out.

>>24390113
Personally, I like For Your Eyes Only. I'm a sucker for cheesy love songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT_vm7b9CsQ

>>24390115
I don't; too much grinding it seems and for rather grindful RnDish games, I have SD Gundam Generation World and Overworld to cover that.

>>24390115
Process kinetics homework

I wish I had time to commit to both 4chan and the vidya, but I do not.

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You stare at the Nazi salute, mouth agape. You force it to close, but the moment you stop it hangs open again, a look of pure whiskey-tango-foxtrot written across your face. "So... You... um... You wanna see Black Jack, then?"

She nods enthusiastically. "Black Jack? Is that a reference to Gen. John Pershing? You know he was originally called 'Nig-"

"Oh, Woah! Hey, here, let me help you up!" You interupt her. You stand to the side and give her foot to get her up on the hull. You then climb up the treads to join her. "They've got it all battoned down since they had to ship it here- so I can't show you the inside. Not a lot in there anyway." From the top of the hull there wasn't much headroom, but she crouched to crawl around to the rear, where the turret had been turned and the gun locked for transport."

"Tha-That's not the M3. That's a T54!" She pulls a flashlight from her bag and points it along the barrels length. "SUPERU PURUSHIN!" She shouts, getting over-excited again. "An M26E1! They're so rare! No wonder they let boys in the school!" She turns around to look at you. "You could go straight through a IS with that, or even a Tiger!"

You stare at her completely flabberghasted.

>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"
>"Wait... How rare?"

>>24390094
I'm playing War Thunder actually.

>>24390179
That's a good one to.
I must admit though, Tomorrow never dies is one of my favorites. No idea why, i just really like it.

>>24390226
>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"

"The hell are you?"

>>24390226
>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"

How the hell did she do that?

>>24390226
"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"

Don't care how rare, Black Jack is ours fuckers.

>>24390226
SAY FUCKING WHAT?

>>24390226
>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"

She may not understand the concept of "holy shit girl Nazis are offensive, stop", but this chick knows her stuff.

>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"
>Make a note to gently give her some pointers of things NOT to say or do.

It makes me wonder what the hell Yukari's been reading to get such notions.

>>24390226
>You know he was originally called 'Nig-"
Yes Yukari. We know that the cadets at West Point didn't much like him, because he was a hardass, so they called him "Nigger Jack" behind his back in reference to his time with the 10th Cav.
>>24390226
>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"

>>24390226
>>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"
Should be sleeping. Fuck it, GuPQ

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>>24390285
She's not offensive, she's just passionate

>>24390255
>>24390256
Barrel length, dunkass.

>>24390226
"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"
Make a note to gently give her some pointers of things NOT to say or do.

Japanese kids be crazy yo

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>>24390226
>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"

>>24389481
Ahh the t-82. I had some fun in mine when i got the 105mm howitzer for it.

>>24390296
Well, the "Nigger Jack" thing is known by just about everyone who's done any serious reading on Pershing, it's just not something that gets thrown about in public because, well, "nigger" is offensive.

>>24390317
She knows not just how offensive certain things are to Americans. I don't think she has any maliciousness in her at all.

Clearly she needs to be repatriated to American values.

>>24390094
I've been meaning to download it. Is it worth it?

>Have 95k credits

>Need 3.6m for next tank

Playing this game is suffering.

>>24390439
Yes.

>>24390439
It's fun until it turns into a grind.

It's free as well.

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>>24390439
You tell me

>>24390467
What reticle mod are you using there?

>>24390461
P2W?

>>24390481

pay to not grind forever into an endless pit of despair and regret.

>>24390467
How the...?
>>24390439
It's fun between figuring out how to play and realizing everything after tier 6/7 is grind

>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"

"He got my Grandfather through Korea. To me, Black Jack's one of a Kind..."

>>24390296
>>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"
>>Make a note to gently give her some pointers of things NOT to say or do.

Yeah, I'm down with both of these. Yukari needs to learn that there's a world beyond tanks, one with all sorts of people.

>>24390467
Jagdtiger what are you doing?

You're a tank. Not a plane.

Get back on the ground Jagdtiger.

>>24390481
Not all that much. Especially since the op rounds are silver or gold (real currency) now

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>>24390495
very carefully

>>24390477
not my screenshot, sorry

>>24390520
The newest innovation from those crazy Germans. Flying tanks.

>>24390539
Nerfed to fuck because wargaming hates everyone who isn't russian.

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>>24390226

>"You were able to tell that in a darkened container?"

Woman knows her stuff. Color me impressed

>>24390539
Its the only reliable way to get them over the Channel.

>>24390481
Pay-to-make-the-grind-easier.

Wargaming actually has a legitimate handle on the freemium aspect.

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>>24390520
Yeah, the sky is where the ELC belongs

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>>24390572
I can't wait to see all the flying lights once "moon" rolls out

>>24390572
Fuck that actually made me chuckle.

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>>24390572
Going fast solves everything

>>24390666
Did that tank just drift?

>>24390688

Tanks can drift. I'm not sure if I do it in this vid, but ELCs are dangerous if you know what you're doing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyrgFqHt070

>>24390688
Anything can happen when your ride is Red.

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>>24390688
Yes
yes it did
It's rather common for lights

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>>24390666
Thats some straight up Oarai shit right there.

>>24390715
How heavy is that tank?

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>>24390688
yea. The T-50, if done right, can in fact DURIFTO

>>24390715
There is only one appropriate song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4SX3JuL63c

This just shuffled onto my playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbqLkgN-lQ0

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>>24390725
Not very

>>24390688
I wonder if that's Tsuchiya driving it (Leopon/mechanic team)

>>24390769
"I must go. My people need me."

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>>24390688
>he doesn't know about multi track drifting

>>24390727
>>24390809
>>24390688


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86PUB4u2s2A

>>24390725
6,178 kilograms fully upgraded, with an engine putting out 250 horses.
>>24390744
>>24390768
>Dmind
>>24390781
Of course it was Dorikin.

>>24390439

it can be. it can also make you so infuriated that you'll wish you never heard the phrase Self-Propelled Gun, pub, or derp

there's a lot of OTHER infuriating stuff too, but by and large, those three, those are gonna be what drives you nuts.

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>>24390666
not everything, satan

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"...How the hell did you..." You start. This girl's gotta be some kind of savant or something. She doesn't know that the Heil Hitler isn't how you greet somebody but she was able to tell you all that? "How did you know all that?"

She's scooched over closer to the end of the barrel. "The T54 had a really distinct muzzle break- also the gun's too long to be an M3 and the M3A1 was post-war so they wouldn't let you use it..." She continues before looking back. "You used this in American Senshado??"

You nod sheepishly. "It's very different from Japanese Senshado- you fight alone with your tank. There's no overwhelming numbers, no team mates to save you. Just two tanks hunting and killing each other." She pats Black Jack's barrel. "It's a magnificent machine..." she says breathlessly before sliding off to the floor. You stare at her as she moves towards the open door. "Two, by the way. They only made two like this before the end of the war."

You nod and she disappears out the door, grabbing her helmet on the way out.

You slip into a cross-legged position.

Your head is still killing you.

>Find your crew.
>Stay with Black Jack a little longer.
>Other (Specify)

>>24390851
>Dat spinning kick

>>24390851
Did that tank just kick another tank?

>>24390856
>Stay with Black Jack a little longer.
"So what did you think of her, old girl?"

>>24390856


>Stay with Black Jack a little longer.


A true American can survive for weeks on Tank alone.

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>>24390744
also
>the only appropriate music for playing SPGs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x2kzqdXens

>>24390856
>Other

Timeskip to getting aboard the damn carrier

>>24390851
did that tank just roundhouse the other?

>>24390856
>Find your crew.

Let's meet up with them and see how they've been doing.

>>24390880

>"So what did you think of her, old chap?"

fixed

>>24390856
>Find your crew. also acquire Advil

>>24390856
>Stay with Black Jack a little longer.

"How I've missed you my dear." Nuzzle the barrel.

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>>24390809
Man, where are the rules for that anyways?
All I can find is sideslipping, which is definitely UNintentional.

>>24390906
Military vehicles are always female. At least in the US. Old tradition.

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>>24390856

>Other

Nap in tank. Have flashbacks as one part of Black Jack's crew back in Korea, fighting alongside your grandpa. Remove kimchi.

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>>24390516
I figured as much, but being able to eventually drive the Maus? That would be well work the buckets of tears shed to get there.

>>24390938
Not ours

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>>24390856
>Update
>only 2
>2
>Only 2
Nice~ Serial # 000001/2

>>24390856
>>Stay with Black Jack a little longer.
"So...what you think of that one, eh?"
Then
>>Other (Specify)
Lets get to the ship/school already!

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>>24390933
There aren't, as far as I know.

>>24390898

I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over my 90mm SHITKICKING YOU.

And this, of course. Only appropriate for GOING FAST in an ELC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNrjtYd_BsM

>>24390940

mmmm. Kimchi.

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>>24390975
So you're saying you want to climb inside a guy every time we fight? And get hot and sweaty inside him?

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>>24390856
>Find your crew.
then
>Stay with Black Jack a little longer.
Make sure Rich hasn't done anything uncouth.

>>24390954

You're in for a rude shock, i think.

the maus kinda sucks.

>>24390856
>"The T54 had a really distinct muzzle break- also the gun's too long to be an M3 and the M3A1 was post-war so they wouldn't let you use it..."
Fucking duh. I bet everyone here gets surprised when someone can tell the difference between an m4 and M4A1.

>>24391039
It's Black Jack, how can we say no?

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>>24390822
I just watched that like 3 times in a row...it's hypnotic...

AGGRESSIVE MASS TRANSFER

>>24391079
I wouldn't be rushing out solo, I understand that much from the clips I've seen. Still, getting that crawling bunker would be what I'd aim for.
>on a semi related note, there is a video out there of three Maus rushing a base, and that video was what introduced me to WoT.

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>>24390851
>DDDDDDOUBLE KILL!

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>>24390856

See about our concussion (don't wanna die from a brain hemorrhage, now).

>>24390226
Ah, casually racist Japanese.

Because they're so insular that they don't know what's offensive to other cultures.

>>24390991
>Other (Specify) Get to ship

Well, I just played my first round of WoT in months, in my M26 no less.

24 shots, 18 hits, 6 pens.

Such is life in bottom seed.

mcdoinganglerfishdance.gif

>>24391382
>packages on display for all
>Rich doesn't care

>>24391423
Is his name rick or rich?

I honestly don't know anymore.

>>24391466
Rich is the horn dog, Patrick (Rick) is the Irish radio guy.

>>24391466
i have no idea

>>24391477

Oh my god.

They were two different people all along?

I though OP was just fucking up all the time.

>>24391423
>Rich checking out Saori's bouncing chest
>Saori checking out Rich's package

Call me crazy, but I don't think she'll be as hung up on having to do that dance this time.

>>24391477
then we should probably call him paddy to avoid confusion

>inb4 we get decked for calling him that

hopefully him and Saori will hook up nicely and not cause too many problems.

>>24391511
Yeah

>>24391511
>Implying we lose this time.

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>friends and I running a platoon of Hellcats
>dat speed
>dat 90mm
>dem exploited weak flanks

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>>24391506
Oh Nekota, why must you hide your beauty behind goofy glasses? You look like a leading lady in a Leiji Matsumoto anime. Do you know how many girls would KILL to be that beautiful?

>>24391506
>>24391562

>First crew knocked out

>>24391523
Also, wasn't she just freaking out because if you do the dance, no boy will ever touch you? Will she even care if she already has a boyfriend on her arm?

>>24391574
>least experienced crew not counting Leopon, who were in a fucking Porsche Tiger (FEED ME MORE SHELLS!)
Gee I wonder why...

>>24391535
Fucking Hellcats....

I'm just jealous cause I'm only up to the Jackson.

>>24391602
Well, considering how Anglerfish mate...

>>24391614
It's hilarious watching a Jgd Panther trying to wiggle it's way out from between two Hellcats on either side of it.

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>>24391604
>IS IT?
>IS THIS ALL YOU CAN CONJURE, BLACK FOREST?

>>24391674
The panthers should have been easily blowing holes through it at that range

>>24391624
Why did you make me google that? That shit's horrifying.

>>24391614
I have a hellcat.

I often get distracted by the sheer joy of driving it, and thus do terrible in games.

>>24391624
I don't think Rich would be deterred by that, not when his eyes move down and see Saori's body in snug spandex. Then his cannon would be ready to fire.

>>24391674
"There are dozens of panzers out here, you are only one tank!"
"We are only one TIGER."
"You're insane!"
"No. We are Leopon. This threshold is ours. We claim it for our own. Bring on your dozens, one at a time or all in a rush. We don't give a damn. None shall pass."

Given that we have a T54, the primary advantage of which being the ability to fire HVAP ammo, can it be assumed that we are in fact using HVAP?

>>24391602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX_iprZsNtg

>>24391674
>And how can tank die better than facing fearful odds,
>For the rivets of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods

Rolled 14, 5 = 19

>>24391737
Well, technically we'll be firing Senshado approved shells with no chance of piercing that have a radio transceiver in them that say they're HVAP shells.

But yes.

[X] Talk with your Tank

C'mon, it's gotta have a soul or something, right?

>>24391779
So THAT'S how they avoid appalling casualties of schoolgirls during their recreational live-fire tank exercises. I always wondered.

>>24391779

This is nice.

We can kill a Churchill at 2000 meters.

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You lean back and rest against Black Jack's turret. That girl was a walking encyclopedia of all things armored and she didn't think she'd make it as a tanker? And even she was surprised to learn that Oorai had a Senshado. What the hell was Chono getting you into, anyway?

You decide to distract yourself by checking Black Jack again. It kind of... calms you, scuttling across the big guy, making sure every was in one piece and secured. It doesn't seem like it takes that long before you hear a clunk as the transport docks with the Oorai Schoolship- a long way away. You keep working even as some of the workers, thick cargo chains in hand, appear.

"Oi! Kid. Get the hell out, you ain't supposed to be down here." You blink the light as you emerge from the container- high above you see daylight as workers remove the large medal cap that kept spray out of the cargo well.

>Find crew.
>Find Grandpa.
>Disembark alone.

>>24391856
Gotta see what our dear old Grandad is up to. How the fuck did he get on board anyway?

>>24391773
>Lo there do I see my designer.
>Lo there do I see my factory, my crew and my platoon.
>Lo there do I see the line of my model, back to the drawing board.
>Lo, they do call me.
>They bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla.
>Where the brave may live forever.

>>24391856

Crew

>>24391856
Find Crew, make sure Rich didn't accidentally grope someone or get married while we were gone.

>>24391856
>Disembark alone.

Truly we begin the life of a mariner today.

>Find crew.

Miss Chono forgot to tell them that they're part of a reviving process.

>>24391888
more like making sure him and Saori are a happy couple that won't bother anyone.

>>24391888

If he got married, that's the wife's problem now.

Crew

>>24391856
>Find crew.

>>24391856
>Find Grandpa.

>>24391856
>Disembark alone
Im so ready for what awaits us at the school.

Wonder if they will let us roll up to school in style (in Blackjack)

[X] Grandpa
[X] Crew

Let's see what's up with our crazy old man before checking on our team, yeah?

>>24391911

you know that him hooking up with Saori will result in half our radio comms being them trading innuendos...

>>24391856
>Crew

>>24391856
>Find crew.
I wonder if Rich has managed to convince Saori that he has terminal sexitis that can only be cured by vigorous and repeated fucking yet. That seemed to be the direction things were going last time we saw them.

>>24391970
Nah, Rich is the loader he doesn't have comm's to the other tanks.

That's Rick the annoying Irishman.

>>24390851

I think this goes with it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLJLyneZGKc

>>24391970
They can text each other while talking normally on the radio. That or it can be a great confusion tactic against the team with the radio interceptor

>>24391990
Oh god, Japanese in an Irish accent.