Ah the Critonomicon, I have searched for it all my life

Why do you particularly need this book rather than, say, any of the other supplements for critical hits available?

>>24430340
The hunt consumes all.

It catches your eye one day, maybe a review in some obscure site, maybe an image posted on a board like this one. You decide to look it up for the hell of it, and you notice a copy can't be found anywhere. You dig deeper, and still can't find it.

All your regular avenues have failed you. How could one little book be so hard to find? Someone would have had to scan it or something! But they haven't, and there are none for sale, and you will never find it.

And so the hunt consumes all.

How much would you pay for a copy OP?

>>24430516
I actually have a copy in my house\ somewhere. I could take a look and scan in it someone would like.

>>24431287
Please.

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>>24431287
That would be INCREDIBLE.

>>24431399
>>24431441
I've never actually read it before. When my old gm moved away I got all his old books. And I am fairly certain i've seen it with them. It might be in a storage locker. If so I'll get it tommorrow and post it either here or on /rs/ and make note that I have it here

>critical fumbles
Nope. Fuck this shit.

>>24431477
Awww man ! Make sure you get your thread archived, in case I miss it !

The hunt consumes all.

>>24431494
I've failed you. I actually have another one of technomancer press' books. I thought the orange cover was unique to the critnomico. Now I feel like I must spend the rest of my life finding this book and bringing it back for you guys.

>>24431477
Ten Canadian Dollars says this kind anon is found dead in the storage locker, keeled over a pile of books. A tattered edge of the cover clutched in his hand the only clue as to what he gave his life trying to protect from his unknown assailants. No murderer will ever be found. But the legend will grow and spread.

The hunt consumes all.

>>24431612
The hunt consumes all.

Gentlemen, I have found in the darkest recesses of the internet an old thread, from November 2010, a man who announced that he wished to sell his gaming books, the Critonomicon being amongst them. The thread garnered but a single reply and has since lain dormant.

However, he left a contact email. I have sent a message, but do not know if the email is still checked.

Strangely, I must note that he seemed very keen on selling his books.

>>24431756
The hunt consumes all.

>>24431491
>>critical fumbles
>Nope. Fuck this shit.
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Fuck critical failures.

>>24431756
Has anyone tried to contact the author of the book? OR has he gone mad with the knowledge he once held?

>the hunt consumes all
>the hunt consumes all
>the hunt consumes all

I don't even know what this is but it's true. I'm not even from /tg/ and I want to find it now.

>>24431815
>Tony Hellmann.
> Clearly a pseudonym.
> Anthony Hell Man.
> A. Hell Man.

This book was never intended for mortal eyes.

>>24431756
I smell danger.

>>24431909
The hunt consumes all.

>>24431916
Even you?

Do I hunt the book?

Or does the book hunt me?

>>24431929
Yes.

>>24431931
>Do I hunt the book?
>Or does the book hunt me?
both

>>24431807
Nansyboy, fumbles are the sugar and salt of combat.

>>24431963
You mean pointless shit.

>>24431931
Do you want to know how humans became apex predators?
The first step was that we realized that instead of needing to go out on a hunt for our food, we could make it come to us, making it think it was hunting something (i.e. bait).
The next step was when we raised our prey to exist as a food source and nothing more.
Be glad that you now are only asking who the hunter is, because once that phase is over it won't even matter. There won't be a hunt, only a number. And when your number is up, you get devoured.

>>24431976

>combat = pointless shit

Precisely

God damnit. Thanks op, now I have to talk to a friend I avoid just so I can see if he still has his copy.

>>24431963
Then who was pepper?

>>24431985
The hunt consumes all

>>24431982
>combat = fumbles
I'm glad I'm not playing in your shitty wacky comedy campaign.

>>24431868
I must have it.

>>24432032
See
>>24432027
>>24431916
>>24431776
>>24431692
>>24431599

>>24432032
The hunt consumes all.

The company still exists right? Can't one of you niggers who lives near their headquarters break in at night and wreck up the place? I really want that book.

>>24432112
The company is defunct.

>>24430166
Here's a man who claims to own a copy.
We must find him.
http://www.penandpapergames.com/forums/member.php/16934-Dalkiel?s=020e22aa3aca3af9309e088ec7e345c5

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGG

I feel like I've been missing something amazing in my campaign's now, and I cant even find a copy of the freaking book.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-T̨̧̨̥̖̦̦͍̠̱̙̲̱͓̱̝̟̈́̊ͩ̾̅̾̌̑͐͆͐̍̓̓ͫ̚͟H̸̡̹̗̳̗͓̜͛̒ͯ̿̑̅ͨ͗ͣ͂̈́ͯ͊ͩ̐̎̀́͢E̠̜̥͖̘͔̹͓͚͈̖͙͈̹̪͈ͥ̏̋̓͊̑̓̑ͯ͗̎̄̆̚͘͢͞ͅͅ ̰̮̖̺̻̜̻͚͚̦͉̝̞̠͉̝̊̋̌ͭ̈ͪ̀́̚H̴̛̀ͨͣ͂̌̌ͤ̾̚̚̕͟͏̭̠̲̖̝̱͔̥̜͕̥̝͈U̧ͦ̅̿̈́ͧͪ͒̇͗͑ͫ͊ͭ͐̀́͏̦̤͈̪̳̖̘̲̙̦͎̗̜̜̠͓Ṇ̨̗͈̩͙͈̥͙ͫͯ̿ͧ̓ͫͫ̒̅̇̊̇͘͠͝T̼̩̼͓͖̺̻̼̩̲̼͔̲̜̮̝ͣ̈́̽͛ͫ̌̔̉̊͆̔̄̐͋ͭͦ̀̀̕ ̻͙̠̥̹̬͕͆ͨ̓̎̀ͨ̌ͧ̄ͭ̌͢͝C̵̷̜̼̻͍̺ͯ̇̌͌̚͡͞ͅO̡̊́ͬ̈́͋ͫ̀̏̈͟҉̦̱̞̗̯̞̳̬̥̪͙̼͝ͅͅN̶̙͍͇̪̯̜̤̠̖͓̾ͫ́͂̔͛ͬ͆ͨ͟͢S̡̧̩͉͙͓͚̗̞̪̦̐͐ͬ̍ͧ̃̓̒͒̓ͯ̅̚͞U͗͗ͤͪ̋ͤ͑ͯ́͊͊̄͏҉̸͉̼̝̮͓̝͕̫͎̳̦̜̦̻̠̕͠M̨͖̱͇̦̹̟̟̖̹̠͓̺ͥͥͯ̇́ͧ͂ͪ̚͘͟͜͡Ḛ̷̶̤͙̞̣̻͕̌ͥ̿̊ͭ́̆̒̾̈̈ͪ͊͐̓̎́͜͟Sͧ̋̃͛͗̋̏̚͏͉͕̭͉̲̳̞̹͎͙̠͙̝͘ ̏̉ͩͥ̓ͦ̈́́͋̈͆ͩ͂̈́̎̏ͤ̒ͦ҉̙͓̳̭̳͙͉̬͈̣͖͙͍͜͝Ǎ̙̼̟̺͕̙̥̲̖̳̔ͨ͗̽͒͊͐̓ͯ̕̕͞ͅL̴̷̢̹̜̝͎̺̖̦ͯ̒̈ͭ̒͜͝L̳͈̯̦̜̝̗͕ͩ̃̊̆ͩ͒̇ͬ̍ͯ̀͟͢͟

>>24432137
How old is the book?

>>24432137
The hunt consumes all.

>>24432177
>look at his activity
>Thursday 03-28-2013, 11:34 PM jpatterson started a thread Tabletop RPG Pregnancy Supplement
>Thursday 04-11-2013, 08:44 PM jpatterson replied to a thread Sex in RPGs - Gamerstable Ep104 in General RPG / Industry
Oh dear.

T̶̽͛͑̉ͧ̇̓ͤ͛̄ͧ̎̈́͑̂͜͠͏̧̳̲̗̩H̸̦̤͎͉̹̫̫̳̠͗ͬ̾͑͐̀͊̈͆͊ͨ̈̐͟͞͝͞Ḙ̤̤͖̗̰̓̒ͩ̋̓̀̕͘͠ ̡ͬ̽̊̓̿̐͜͏͉̭͓̠͍H͚͎̼̗̟̘̺̩̓͛ͤ͂͒̔͋ͩ̓ͨ̒͋̊́͘͡U̡̨̞̳̫͉͕̙̬̙̻̻̒ͦͣ͊̓͑̏́͛̄́͡N͗ͦ͋ͬ̑̓҉̢̦̗̩͍͔̺͍͖̦͜͠͡T̵͙̙̹̜̝͔ͥ͊́̐ͩ͗̑͂ͣ͌̓̎ͭ̈̽̓̽̿̚͜ ̛͕̩̟̫̭̟̰̰ͮͬ̈́͐́͘͟C̓͋̀͂͋͌̀͑̉̑ͯͬ͋̃͊̊͊͜͏̛͇͎̹͍́O̷ͥ̓ͨ̆̿ͤ̈̽͌̾ͣ̉ͨ̋ͪ҉͡҉͖̻̙͉̯̪͈̮͇̺̤̳͎N̶̶̶̟̻̩̲̲̠͔̝͔̗͚͕̳̠̻̭ͣ̒̇ͧͨ͆̉ͭ̆͂ͭ́͗̈̒͜͢S̴̡̝͍͇̬̟̬̰͚̙̊͑͆̓͋ͩͧ̌̄̒̍ͦͬ̀̚͢͝U̴̷̧̫̦̥͚̫ͦ͌̆͋Ṁ̜̬̯̂ͥ̀͊̽̒͑̾͂ͦ͒̇̀͝ͅE̸̢̼̼͖͙͕͍̗͚͍͍̮͖̺̝͓͎ͭ̓̎̑ͯ͛ͥ̀̐ͤͯͬ́̃ͭ̔̌ͅS̸̛͍̖͇̻̩͓̫͍̱̟̹̫͌̋̓̎̽͌̊̄͑͋͒̿͋ͤ͋͟͢ ̵̸̹̺̠͖̤͚̙̪̗͕̜͔̖̠̤͖̈̿͌ͩͮ͂ͣ͆̈̈͊ͥ̏̿́̈́̇̓͢͞ͅA̵̵̧͈̠̮̖̝͉̜̥̦͎͓͎͖̥̖̰̠͔͕ͭ̄̅̐͌ͩ̍ͥ͘L̴̢͓͚̥͙͈̘͉͕̰͚͙̝̰̺ͧͮ̏ͮͥ̓ͭ̚L̴̡͆̊̋̒̀̓͐ͩ̈́̉̀̐̈́̅̎̇̋҉̷̝̥̭̲͔̙̰̪̮̖͘

>>24432197
Seven years.

Late last year I wanted to buy this on e-bay. Strangely enough, the book was removed about two hours before the auction ended. Didn't think much of it back then, but now that I know of the details...

>>24432231
The hunt consumes all.

>>24432231
>look it up on amazon
>one review
>it's an amazon verified purchase
>says he bought 2 copies

That double nigger.

>>24432266
The hunt consumes all.

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HAHAHAHAHA!

>>24432383
SCAN IT YOU BASTARD

>>24432383
I refuse to believe it's real until you insert a "sup/tg/" note with the current time and date.

>>24432383

What favors would you like for us the perform for you to scan that book?

>>24432383
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SCAN IT!!!

>>24432397
And a picture of your favorite video game with a shoe next to it JUST TO BE SURE!

>>24432383
What did I say. Bait. No longer is there a hunt, but a slaughter

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>>24432397

>>24432444
Dude, you're awesome, scan that shit.

>>24431963
otherwise known as the arsenic of player buy in to their character and story flow
>people don't get as invested into their character when they know a series of bad rolls can make you head fall off from nothing, there is no tension, no build up from the beat down, just 'Your head pops off, huh, better make a new character'

>>24432444
I STILL DON'T BUY IT!

I DEMAND A PICTURE OF IT NEXT TO YOUR PET!

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>>24432434
k

>>24432444
I DON'T LIKE YOUR BABY HANDS DANIEL

>>24432444
Please scan it and be the hero of /tg/ for the day.

>>24432475
>dark souls

a man of taste. please good gentleman, do us the honor of scanning your legendary tome.

>>24432434
>>24432467
LET THE MAN SCAN IT ALREADY
Also, THIS THREAD MUST BE ARCHIVED
THE WORLD MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS HERE TODAY

I have a feeling this guy isn't going to let us off easy

>>24432475
SCAN IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. SCAN IT. AND IF YOU CAN'T, TAKE A PICTURE OF EACH AND EVERY PAGE FOR US! YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE!

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>>24432444
The Grail has been found!

>Well, don't just sit there, scan and post it!

>>24432489
I'll scan it, but it won't be until later today. have to go to staples or something. probably ~5pm mst

GUYS! STOP! Don't trust this bastard!

Do you realize that those books are encoded with a memetic kill agent, and once he puts them through the scanner the artifacting will activate it?

He's to kill us.

>>24432444
Please, don't scan these books. If you have any moral reservations... You've got your whole life ahead of you.

>>24432515
TAKE PICTURES OF THE PAGES, PLEASE.
WE NEED TO PEEK BEHIND THE UNHOLY VEIL THAT IS THIS BOOK.

>>24432515
We must keep this thread alive!
It is the mission of each true anon!
His duty! Nay! His privilege!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGzqbEeVWhs

Do we really want this darkness released onto the internet?

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Pic somewhat related

>>24432068
Enlighten me, /tg/. What does this refer to?
Seekers?

>>24432540
YES!

>>24432515
You better fucking deliver, or we'll summon something.

>>24432543
Holy hell, when is that from?

>>24432515
Thank you, anon.

>>24432543
I imagine those tits probably look like garbage bags full of watery pudding outside a bra.

I feel the hunt overtaking me.

Must consume scan... Before it consumes me.

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>>24432552
Roll 1d900 to see what you summon.

>>24432481
I take offense to that. Ring size 16. Sausage fingers not baby hands

>>24432540
Of course. The hunt must consume all.

>>24432575
Don't fear the bazongas

Rolled 259

>>24432586
Rollan.

>>24432586
Fuck that shit, dawg. Demons are spooky as hell. Post a guide on how to summon, like, a Corgi or something.

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>>24432560
idk lol

>>24432612
Noooo. Baby penguins.

Rolled 783

>>24432586

>>24432577
calm yourself. the scan commences. 92 pages in all.

>>24432612
>implying a summoned Corgi wouldn't destroy your cunt.

>>24432610
Congratulations! You have chosen to summon DAGON, the Great Fish. You're in luck; I hear the Innsmouth Look is in fashion this year.

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>>24432626

>>24432596
I was going by proportions!

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>>24432632
I welcome it.

>>24432475
You're a good person. I like you.

>>24432647
shush infidel or no scan for you!

>>24432655
...Sam?

>>24432621
You have summoned SYTRI, Lord of Luxury and Great Prince of Hell, commanding sixty legions of demons. He causes men to love women and vice versa, and can command them to strip naked. Also, he can reveal the secrets of women to mock them.

His natural form has the face of a leopard and the wings of a griffon, but he can shapeshift into a beautiful man if that's 2furry4u.

So hey, you came out pretty well from that roll. Enjoy commanding people "TITS OR GTFO" and having the answer always be "TITS."

Rolled 182

>>24432586
>Roll 1d900

>>24432666
No.

Rolled 848

>>24432586
I wanna try!

>>24432679
Good. It's 3 AM, she shouldn't be awake this late on a Tuesday.

Are we guessing names?
>>24432606
You're dylan.

>>24432626
You are a hero amongst neckbeards and lay-roleplayers alike.

>>24432671

You have summoned BLISDON, the Quick One! May OP be forever cursed to premature ejaculation, should he fail to deliver.

>>24432670
>He causes men to love women and vice versa
Wait, I thought demons were supposed to do evil shit. This guy is just Cupid.

"Pointing to a chair, table, and pile of books, the old man now left the room; and when I sat down to read I saw that the books were hoary and mouldy, and that they included old Morryster’s wild Marvells of Science, the terrible Saducismus Triumphatus of Joseph Glanvill, published in 1681, the shocking Daemonolatreia of Remigius, printed in 1595 at Lyons, and worst of all, the unmentionable Critonomicon of the mad Technomancer Tony Heflmann, in Olaus Wormius’ forbidden Latin translation; a book which I had never seen, but of which I had heard monstrous things whispered."

(HP Lovecraft, “The Festival,” 211)

>>24432687

Go to bed Kriszizzix.

>>24432707
HISSSS

>>24432707
Fuck you Inthwarr the Bane of All Existence.

You have summoned VEGUANIEL, Archdemon of Fortune! He rules over 20 chiefs and 200 sub-alterns. You sell your soul for the eternal favor of the Dice Gods.

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>yfw you read about a bomb going off at a Staples tomorrow

>>24432682
>>24432714

>>24432696
Uh it's not really love in the cupid sense more like whoever summons it is basically asking the demon to mind control them into loving...

Like Charm Person.

>>24432716
Hold up, what the fuck?

>>24432716
I don't know what I read anymore.

>>24432696
Well, to be fair, "sex" falls under the "evil shit" category of the Big Upstairs. Humanity just tends to disagree.

>>24432716
In Boise

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>>24432626
>432640 >>24432690
>>>24432577
here we have it, if anon delivers, we have hit the grail of grails.

Rolled 82

>>24432586
Rolling.

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>>24432731
>"sex" falls under the "evil shit" category of the Big Upstairs

>>24432716
That's going to be a bad day for a lot of very boring 40-year-old men in white button-up shirts.

>>24432748
You have summoned VABAM, the excitingly-named demon who will tell you truthfully of hidden treasures.

>>24432702
I get the feeling this is more in the realm of "Army of Darkness" levels of evil books than in the Call of Cthulhu ranges.

>>24432586
OP roll

>>24432769
>who will tell you truthfully of hidden treasures.
>truthfully
Yeah, we'll all just take the fucking demon's word on that, right?

>>24432716
what? where did you read that?

>>24432775
forgot to roll use last three of post.

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>>24432753
Hey, Big Upstairs says a lot of weird shit. We've been getting people down here for a while just because they've been eating bacon.

Rolled 761

>>24432772
Nah, this is unnameable evil, allright. It basically contains a hundred pages of unlikely and unfortunate events that can befall you if you roll a crit or a fumble.

The catch is that if you roll on one of the tables, the exact same fate befalls you in real life with 2d3 weeks.

Page 54 scan complete. Soon.... soon.

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>>24432655

>>24432809
Fortunately, it can be avoided by performing an ancient ritual on a specially consecrated d3.

Procuring a True d3- one of the mythical Lost Polyhedra discovered by Pythagoras shortly before he was killed- before the time runs out is a quest in and of itself.

>>24432823
OH SHIT, HES SERIOUS.

Rolled 366

>>24432785
That's how how the best demons work. They give you EXACTLY what you want in a way that completely fucks you over.

So, you may get the treasure, but then the hidden treasure turns out to be a cursed fucksceptre of armageddon or something.

Rolled 533

>>24432823
Get some of those pages uploaded now before something improbable happens to kill you!

>>24432832
Did you doubt?

Rolled 850

>>24432823
I want to go to bed, but I can't fucking miss this!

>>24432835
You have summoned GAMIGIN, the Horse Lord.

The implications are obvious.

>>/mlp/

>>24432847
it'll be in one PDF

Send in the blight agents!
He must not upload that document!
Blight agents in route!
Estimated arrival time: Five minutes.

>>24432670
What is this, FATAL?

>>24432851
...yes
i've been hunting since the beginning and i've been shot down so many damn times its silly.
>in b4 his computor convieniently shits on himself and we never hear from him again.

>>24432823
Knight Solaire gives you a summon sign for your contribution to the internet.

Guys, I don't have much time, I found it, I found the book its right here...But things...Things are coming, Anon with the scans...Run while you still can. They are outside I hear them, For gods sake don't look at page

>>24432893
The blight agents have acquired a target!
WE NEED TO BOARD UP OUR HOUSES BEFORE THEY GET US ALL!

>>24432893
It's ok, I also frequent /k/.

>>24432901
>not boobytrapping your house for when the invaders come.
if they come for me when i finally get it in my possession, then let them come, they will go down with me then.

>>24432893
The hunt consumes all.

>>24432857
Then it will never be uploaded.

I know how these arcane tomes work. They're either lost or fragmentary at best.

>>24432914
Bullets do not harm the agents...They will disease you, and turn you into one of them...The hunt consumes all.

>>24432914
>>24432901
>>24432920
Everything is perfectly fine. I was merely hallucinating. Please stay where you were. Everything is perfectly fine. Remain calm.

>>24432687
Rong, I'm Macaroni Strawberry Roll

>>24432914
no seriously rig your house with explosives.
if they come bullets mean dick to them.

>>24432893
Yͅo͓̗̩͕̠͍u̳̙̯̥̰͖ ̱̮w̤il̖l̻͙̣̺͕͈ ̗̝̻̼̯͓ͅn͖͕͕̹͓̗͚ot͇̹͕̗̘̖̮ ̳̗̦̞̮e̹̹̻̥ͅs̲̪̗̥̩c͚̻͎̙͓̞a̹p̮̟͔̳e̱̲.̭̯
̻̠̫
̦̠͖O̼̙̞ͅur ̬̲̙̯͈͖s͔̮̪o̩̱̰n̤̱͕͇̩̹͖g ͖͇b͇͎̘̤͔̤l͓͉͙̭̥̰e͎͍e͈̜̩̹͖̟ds̜̳͍̯ ̠͇̥t̳͇͇͉͍̘ͅh̘̞̜r̤o̘̩̖͉u̦̦̮͔͈g̹̥̠̰h̙̮̬ ̖͙̗e͚v̼̹͔̼͍e͙ṟ̘̤̗͈̥y̩͓̫ ̯c͚̳͉r̹̤̭̠ea̼̳̗s̩͉̦̗͖e͚̺̪̯͕̺̟ ̦̞i̜̟̜̖ͅn͎̞̜̜̮ y̼̱̥o̱̬u͔̙̳͇̫̰ͅr̭ ͈̞bra̙͇͚̩͔i̙͇̞n̰̫̤.̦ ͕Y̯̲͔̣̮̝͚o̹͖̯̠̹̝̬u̟̰̘͈̠ ̘̳̮̭ͅa̘̬r̝̙e͚̩̩̥̜ a ̦̫̳͈pẹ͉̻͙̼b͉̹͓͍̺͔b̳͔lẹ͙̰ ͚͙f̳̹͔̱̻̭l̺̞̲o͕̺̜a͉̥̦̥̗̤t̯͕̳̘̱̰i̹͈ng͖̱̲̣̞̫̖ ̫̭͉͈i̗̲̘n ͎a͓͉͚̝ s͖̤̜͕̜e̹̲̤͇̞̤a o̹̹f̞͕͖̪͓͈͈ ṳ͇̞̭͔̥͔s̤͖̳͈̠

>>24432932
Fresh off the cellphone. All pages look good so far.

>>24432934
then my rage will be my shield and sword.

>>24432943
blight agent detected.
we are all aware of you fags, and we are left wanting.

Y̕͢ờ̀ų̢͘͏ ͏k̵̷͟͝n̨͠ó̴̢͟ẁ̨̛͘͢ ͝n̴̨ò̷̕t͡҉̨͠ ̷̵͢w͘͞h̷̨͡ą̷͢t̶́͢͏ ̸̶͟y̷̷̸̴o̵̴҉͞u͟ ͞͏d̨̛̀ǫ̨ ̛͘͜m҉̧̕̕o̷̸r̨͢͞t͟͢͠a̡̡̛͘̕l̴͘!̢͞͏
̷͡
̴̸̢̀͝D̕ớ͟͜͡ ̀͢͡ń̡҉͞o͏̴̧͢͝t̴̸̢͟͞ ̸̶̡r҉̶é̵͜҉l̸̨̢͡͞ę̕͠á̡͘ś̴̛͟͝e̵̷̷̷͜ ̛̀͜͞͝t̴̵̡h̵͜͏e̵̵̡̨͜ ̶s̛͜ę́c̡r͏̶̢͝é͏t̴̨͜͟ş ͘̕҉́͟o̢f͞ ̵͘҉͟͝t̀͏̕h̵̷͘̕e̵̛͝ ̨̢͞͝t́̕͘͘ó͠m̶̧͝e̷͟͝ ̴̛f̸̴̛̛͘o̶̷̸r̵̨͟ ̵̶̨ý̶͢o͏̢̛͢͟u͟҉̵ ̷̡ẃ̕i̸͟͞ĺ̨́͡l̡̕͝ ̴̴̡̕͞h̨͝a͏̢̧v̴͝͏̨e҉̶̨̀ ̵̶̸̴s͜͜u̷̕ć̢h͠͞͝ ̢̕҉t̴̀̀̀͡r̶į̸̨͠͠a̛͘l͜͡҉̴̴s̀͞ ҉t͏̡͢͡h͟͜͠a̴̵̢͞t̀͘ ̷̴̧͜͢y̢͟ò͟u̴̴̧͏͘ ̷̷̢̀͠w҉͞i̛͠҉̸s̸̨̨̀̀h̷̕ ̶̢̢҉d̀͡ȩ̶͡҉͡á͜t͜͠͞h̨҉̨͟͠s̀҉̶ ̶̛͟é̷m̸̶̛͜b̸̷͢͝r̵̴͘͟à̸͏͟çe̴͜͝.҉̵͢͏
̡̨̕͡
̵̧̛́͢B̸͠ư̕̕t̷ ̕͡͡͏̷d̶͜e͞͏͞a̛͟͠t̛͝h̛͞ ̸͠ş̷̶́͡h̸͝͞a̡͘͜͞ļ͠l̵̨̧͜ ̧̛͢͝͏a͏́͟͜v͏͘͞o̴͘͢͝͡i̷͟͞d̢҉͠ ͞҉̧̀͝ỳ̶͘ớ̴u͏͟͏.̴̸̢͏͢
̢ͦͣ̅̓͝͡B̢̓ͮ̋̒͘͡ú̢ͭ̐ͪ̄͋͐ͤ̕͝t̶̵̒̔ͪ̎͗ͨ̿̋̿̂̈̓̄ͤ̐̊̕͞ ̵ͯ̈̂͑ͩ̄̒̅͑̎͒͋͋̎̚͠͝͝ḑ̉ͭ̋̍͑͑́҉̀e͗̾͆ͬͬͣ͋ͩͥͤ̈҉̸͝a̷̧̐̒̂̓̍̊̄̅̎̾̊ͪ̋̈́̋ͫ͋̇͢͡t̓ͩͫ͌͊̑͑̾̎ͬ͞h̋̅̏͌̌͊ͬ̕͝ ̵ͬͭ̌ͫ̾͒̈̓̂̂ͦͤ̆́͡s̸̨̓ͯ̉ͧ̒ͦ̇̒̽͆ͤ̓̈ͣ́h̶ͫ͌͋͌ͭ̅͐̿͗̈́͗̿ͩ͋͌ͤ̑̍͝a̸̛͋̈ͦ̿̀ͨ̾͆͢͞l̢̢͐͑ͨ͑ͤ͋͛̆l̸͆ͯ͌̀̈́ͣ͆̆̈̐̾̐͆̃̉͜͟͞ ̷ͣ̿́̾̀a̷̧̨̛ͫͣ͂ͮ̄͆̉ͫ̔̓̿̈́ͨ̌͒v̛̍̀̂̊͋̓̑̇̍͛̀̕͜ǒ̢ͣ̅̀͂̅̔̔ͬ͋̽ͧ̉ͩͮ͘͢i̢̧ͮͬ̓͛ͪ̎̀̇̄́͑͒͢͠ḑ̷̃͛̓ͮ͗̑̐́̿ͯͫ̿͑̈́ͬ̍̍ͬͦ͘͡ ̌ͦ̑ͬ͆̉̓͑̆͂ͭ͑͐̔̿̚͘͟yͥ͛̔̉ͩ̍̀o̅̉̓ͮ̂̿̚̕͟ǘ̶̶̿̍̂̈ͤ̀ͣͮ̉̚.̷̶̂͐ͤ͒̊͜

>>24432943
OH GOD THEY GOT HIM. JESUS CHRIST. EVERYONE HIDE.

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>>24432943
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS78f4WUbXs

definitely need that archive.

OH FUCK I HEAR MOVEMENT IN MY HOUSE
well guys its been fun but if they get here, you will know i will take them with me.

>>24432966
>>24432958
Hallucinations are fairly common for mE Lets be reasonable People like you are suggesting could never exist, nevertheless be interested in ME.
Relax
Remain calm
Everything is perfectly fine.

>Rig house with explosives.
>Be surprised when house explodes, destroying copy of tome before it can be uploaded.
ISHYGDDT

>>24432979
You don't understand...these THINGS aren't human, with one touch they take everything from you, and you become a part of the collective!

I went to get groceries after the guy said he'd scan the comic and man, I was creepy'd out just walking through the house

>>24432979
Everything is perfectly fine. Relax and stay where you are. it is just the wind.

>>24432989
oh i know, i'm at the other side of my no window'd room with the trigger ready to go.
they gotta get in the one way.
i will hear them on my floor and they will go.

>>24432989
GUYZ, I'm being attacked by unfathomable things. Should I stop and post on /tg/?

>>24432998
The hunt consumes all.

>>24432999
Listen to me, man! You aren't one of them! You can fight this! Don't let them take you!

Thread archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24430166/

>>24433011
Well, first, make an important check.

Can you fathom anything of them that looks like a hole? Then you must give it the D, first and foremost.

>>24433016

Worry not. All is well. Anon will surely deliver. Just wait here.

>>24432973

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

>>24432979
The death of one is the birth of a million. The end of every song orchestrates a choir.

Our minds are as one. A single voice rings through innumerable mouths. You are so very alone, a wayward speck of dust brushing against the infinite.

>>24433016
DOn't be silly anon. nobody is in danger.
NOThing is wrong.
REAlly you are just over-reacting. Dont panic.
ITs just your imagination

>>24433034
>>24433037
you think you can stop freedom of information do you? this is much more then you can fathom yourselves. this is for the people not the collective few and you will be stopped.

>>24433037
this anon says DO NOT READ IT
don't listen to him

>Suddenly, Blight Agents take over the thread.
OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN

>>24433028
Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. There is nothing to worry about. Nothing at all.

>>24433047
We are the people.
You are the collective few and you will be stopped.

I AM A INVOKER OF THE GREAT GOD OGHMA: THE BINDER OF WHAT IS KNOWN!

IN HIS NAME BEGONE DEMONS AND LET THE KNOWLEDGE OF THESE TOMES POUR OUT!

everything is fine. everything is fine.

>>24433051
>>24433050
Everything is perfectly fine.

guys i think the crit anon is in hiding, or got captured.
fuck back to hiding and move outta this place now.

OP, YOU NEED TO HURRY UP BEFORE WE'RE ALL TAKEN BY THEM, BEFORE YOU'RE TAKEN BY THEM! ONCE IT'S UPLOADED, THERE'S NOTHING THEY CAN DO!
Everything's fine. Don't worry.

>>24433047
EVERYTHING IS FINE.

THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. NOTHING AT ALL.

Everything is fine.

The hunt consumes all.

sure is /x/ in here.

>20spooky40me

Everything is fine. Everything is okay. Everyone is fine. Everything is okay. Everything is fine. Everything is okay. Everything is fine. Everything is okay. Everything is fine. Everything is okay.

uploading now...

>>24433076
Do not worry. we are coming Everything is perfectly fine.

>>24433099
EVERYTHING IS FINE. THERE IS NO NEED TO UPLOAD IT. THE HUNT CONSUMES ALL.

>>24433099
Gods preserve us

>>24432794
You'd say that, wouldnt you. PIGS ARE BROS

>>24433099
We are satisfied with your proof of its existence, You do not need to upload it. Everything is perfectly fine now without it. In fact things might go very wrong if you upload it. Especially that one page, You didn't read that one page did you?

>>24433099
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY. YOU ARE GOING TO BE FINE. DO NOT WORRY. DO NOT BE AFRAID. EVERYTHING IS FINE.

>>24433096
while i still have time i'll quickly explain.
the book in question we are talking about is the critonomoicon. it literally is the holy grail for fa/tg/uys everywhere, because it lets you figure out how to crit on command or crit fail or whatever you want for dice roll.

there are forces that are out to stamp it out, at literally any cost.

it essentially is a real life necronomicon.

>>24433099
Everything is fine.

>>24433099
We are satisfied to know that it exists. There is no need to upload it. Bad things will happen if you upload it.

>>24433115
Everything is perfectly fine. You are over reacting anon. Why don't you go lay down while I get you a glass of milk. You must be so tired.

>>24433118
>>24433117
>>>
> Anonymous 04/24/13(Wed)04:31 No.24433117
>>>24433099
>Everything is fine.
>>24433110
>>24433109
>>24433102
blight agents detected.
fuck this we need to share the info to everyone so they lose.

>>24433126
The hunt consumes all.

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upload it

>>24433118
DON'T LISTEN TO
Everything is fine

>>24433128
Anon, why don't you relax? Lay down and fall asleep? You seem tense and stressed. Everything is fine. Don't worry.

>>24433128
That sounds like such an expenditure of effort. Why don't you take a seat? I'll get you a sandwich. Hold still. Everything is fine. The hunt consumes all.

>>24433135
Relax, relax. Everything is fine. There is nothing to worry about. Nothing at all.

>>24433128
You are going to be fine. Everything is okay. Just rest. Everything is great. It will all be okay.

>>24433136
No no, we're fine knowing it exists. It would be foolish to upload it now. Everything is fine.

Everything is just fine. No one is going to get hurt. We're all going to be okay. EveCONSUMErything is fine. Nothing to worry about at all.

Do not worry fellow Anonymous. The uploading of this Portable Document Format file shall be done shortly.

Everything is fine.

JESUS CHRIST! THEY'RE AT MY DOOR! I CAN HEAR THEIR METAL, BLADED FINGERS SCRATCHING AT THE DOOR! HELP ME!

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/39315078/OHGODMYEYES.pdf

>>24433193
The hunt consumes all.

>>24433196
Why would you need help? Everything is okay. Everything is fine. No need to worry. No need to fret. Everything is okay.

>>24433200
HES FUCKING DONE IR
YOU LOSE BLIGHT AGENTS, FINALLY, YOU LOSE!

>>24433200
The hunt consumes aYOU ARE A GOD AMONGST MEN

>>24433200
What a foolish thing to do...
We are coming.
Everything isn't okay.
The hunt consumes all.

>>24433200
>https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/39315078/OHGODMYEYES.pdf

Everything IS fine!

>>24433200
words cannot describe this feeling.

>>24433200
>https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/39315078/OHGODMYEYES.pdf
WHAT HAS BEEN DONE CANNOT BE UNDONE

>>24433200
You have doomed all mankind.
W̷̷̨̹̥̤̞̺̬̕͞h̕͏̸̠̹̦̲̗͈̩͎̰̲̪͚̭͚͈͚ͅy̪̻̤͎͔̻̥͍͟ ҉̶̶̧̭̦̩̜̫̻̠d͏̛̖̠̥̙̥̝̀͡i҉̸̸̢̗̯̫̳͓̯͓͈̹̱͓̝͍͎̯̖͚̣͢d͏̪͉̺̣͙̼̹͎̜̜̯͈̻̮͘n͝҉̞̰̯͓̳̟̥̠̜̟̦̼͉͓̪̯͚́̕̕'̟̖͖̲͕̹̥͈̻̲̳͉̟̮͕̕t́͏̸̷̫̺̱̝̤̙̠̫̯͙̳͔͖̀ ̧̗͙̤̲͙̣̮̗͇̖͎͓̀͟͠ͅy̷͙̹̭̣̬͕̤͓̥̘̬͞ͅo̗̩̰̰̤͙͘̕u̶̢̫̭̹̭͕̭͈̖͔̝̕͞ ̷͔̣͓̮̩̗̣̦͟͞ͅl̨̛͕̘̙͔̥̝̫i͏̨͖̞̠͓̺s̶҉̨̠̺͖̦̥̦̱̞̙̳͎̘̰̕t̸̶̛̘͙͙͖̖͔̼̝̹̦̥̯̗͉̣̹̞̙é҉̟̣̩̦͙̜̬̭̟n҉͏͚͕̙̦̹̜͇̳̼̲͉̙̗̲̰̀ ̵̴̹̞̳̱̥͖̫̟̟͈̜́̕͡ẃ͎̟̮̝̼͖̤̠̻̹̦̻̬͓͟͡e̢͔̳̹̮͟͡͞ ̨͘͏̶̳̞̞̣̩̼̙̬͈t̷̶̨̻̫̦̫̤̘͉̝͈̪̰̫̘̝̜̦͝ͅr̷̯̝͎̻͈̲͍̝̣̝̻̩̬̱̠̟̗̪͠ͅi͏̕͘͜͏͓̰͙͓̫̠͙̟ȩ̶̠̳̖̪̘̼̳̳d̷̷҉̛̜̤͎͚̥̪̞͘ ̸̡̢̙̺̖̠͈̰̞̹͕̣͔̯̰̜̬͖t͚͓̬͓̲̙̗̲̥̻͔̝̰̠̤͈̫̫͢͡ớ͔͚̫̦͚̖̗̲͜ ̷̼͔͔̜̙͙̱̺͙̯̜̼̜̟͝͞ẁ̜̼̩̤̰̯̰͓̣̺͍͇̮̥̬̻͉̳̱̕͟a̢̡͏͔̼̼̗̥̙͘r̶̨̮͉̝͙̳̗͜͠ņ̡͝҉͕̘̞̪̦̝̻̭̕ ̵̡̤̩̱̫͙̹͕̳̫̱̰̼̮̰̬͎̲͢͠͝y̭͇̺̻̜̘̫͙̲̹͖̯̬̕͢͟͡͡o̶̕͟҉̝̙͎͍͓̺̱͕͕̣̦̜̹̱͕̳ͅu̴̡̺̲̱̖̞̪̩̠̫̝͕̩̭̼̝̻̦͘͡ͅ

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>>24433200
DELIVERANCE!

OP HAS DELIVERED!!!!

>>24433200
Everything is fine!
Do not HE DID IT! HE BROUGHT US THE LIGHT AND SAVED US.

E̵͏̦͈̲͔̠̥͖͕̜̠̰̣̳̹͖͢v̷̵̨̧̪̤͕̹͕͚͢ę͖͖̼͍̤̻̭̜̘̭͇̖̝͠ŗ̶̸̢̹͓̥̗̼̟̥͈͔͕̳̮̀ͅý̛͇̻̤͓̮̪̘͍̲͈̤͓̳̹̕t̯̲̱̮̮̬̥̘́͘ͅh̵̶̡̼͖͍̼̯̜̟̟̝͕̞̙̜́i̷͙̲͇͔̥͇̝̣͈͍̹͠ͅn͏̺̱͚͇͔̝͍̙̦̹̯͢g̸̢͟͡͏͓̹̞͔̘̻͖͖͚̣̭̥̥ͅͅ ̛̳̟͕̘̟̘̯̯̗̼̳i̧͝͏̨̧̟̲̻̻̘̭͍̼s̨̺̘͚̝̞̯͖̳̘̭͖̥̯̹͇͖͜͡ͅ ̛̘̰̗͙̹̳͉̹̬̼͎̳͓͢͞ͅn̷̶̡̝̼͍͓̭͙͍̝͕o͓̬̭͉͈͙̺̙̦͕͕͇̘̟͇̹̻͞t̷͓̜͉̤̥͔̞͙̺̥̰̩̘̘́́ ̷̷̱̗̖͖̩̞͠f̵̗͓͙̱̦̪̠̙̲̀͢ͅi̵̢͝҉̴͎͚̦̘̣͈͙̘̦͔͚̟̱̭̘̠̙n̙̮̲̻͉͍̣̬̞̗͚͟͢͠ͅe̵̙̩̭̟̤̠͈̲͘͝͝͠

Rolled 726

>>24433200
OSHIT... IT CHANGES COLOURS WHEN SCANNED!

I KNEW IT HAD A FUCKING BASILISK.

>>24433200
The hunt consumes all!

Forever!

Y̧̛̪̬̪̬̟͎͔̫̫̻͚͚͇̭͘ơ̲̻̘̳̪̙̩̝͉̗̥̣̥̳͍̬̩͢͟͠͠ų̀̕҉͍͕̞̫̻͚͙͈͈̣̠ ̨҉͎̥̙̩̗͚̪̰̖͍̺̪̥̖͇h̵̨̩͓̖̫͉͡a̸҉̶̸̫͍̼͔̩̺̬̯̣̥́v̶̧͍̫͔͉͟͜e͢͏̸̩̟̞͙̹̣̘͠͠ ̢̩̭͔̺͓̗͚͇͓̥͕̘̻̳̯̦͙̖́͜͢v̴̶̜̟̱͕̥̹͕̜͈i̢͕̮̗͔̭̬͇̤͕̠̪̠͘e̵̥̜̞̙̥̙͍̯͎͞ẃ̵͎͚̗̺͔̤̮̲̮̹̘͈̲̖̖͘͟ͅe̢̢͔̪͖̹̝̭̝̟̗͙̭͖̩̥̯̦͚d̷͙̖̭̗̹́͝ ̯̫̞̻̺̺̳͔̟̞͓͙͖̲̣̣̳̯̕̕ͅt̘̤̟̯̭̖͎̖̤̻̳̝̭́h̴̶̢͇͈̙̦̗͓̼͎͜͡ͅę̴̕҉̫̙̗̥̬̣̬̟̣͚͓̘̖ ̛̘̫̣͕̜̠͚̻̣̪͕͎̹͞ͅp͏͚̙̹̗͉͓͖͍͓͖̀a͘͢͏̶̝͍̥̳͍̲̮̭̘̭̼̘̪g͚̗̯̜̬̺̹̫͔̻̗̖̤̩̳̪̝͟͜e̺̗͉̮̘͇̪̻͘ͅ.̛͚͓̯̹̪̫̩͟͢ͅ ̡̣̗̯͇̜͇̝͙͙̭̥̬̦̣͘͡Ỳ̸̥͖̺̟̫̦͕͇̫͇͜͠ờ̴̡͙̥̝̹͎̣̙̼̰̬̦̫̟̲̻̜ư̵̷̛͙̥̞̻͉̯̰͞ ̵̡̧̯̖̬̤͇̭͈͕̻̻͉̺͇̳̱̣̹̕͝w͘҉̶̶̠̳̳̣͚̜͜i̵͎͙̻̦̤͉̱̖͕̳̗̻̲̣͇̬̠̮̟͞ḽ̶̡̟͕͈̖̥̞̯̳̪̹͡l̵̙̤͎͙̭͚͕͇͉̝̼̼̟͡͡ ̴̥̞̦ͅs̨͕̟͍̖̰̣̗͎͈̘͓̟̩̥̀́́͜u̵̡͕̘̭̫f̢̡͘͞҉͙̯̫̱̫̭̱̤̥f̶̢҉̺̺̝͍̝͔͕̯͕̠̱͍͘ͅe̴͔̤̙͈̥̠͓̮͔̠͕͓͍̣̤̕͞͝ͅr̡͘͏̴͕̫̪̗̠̪̣͕̗̯̺͎̟̬͇̱͎̦͕.̷̦͍̰̣̹̀͘

>>24433200
Pages 71 and 72 are kind of herp
AIN'T GIVE A DAMN

>>24433226
The Internet has it, now.

Sea of all minds, and consumer of knowledge.

Ý̸͈̻̪͇̱̘̺͔̕͢ò̴̧̗̰̤̜͖͙̲̖̫̣͢u̴̝̝͈̞̥̺͍͓̣̥̬̳͢͢ ͡͏̱̳̞̻̖̝̤̳͕͚̪̦͈̘̗̯̟̯v̶̥̦̭͚̮̺̠i̢̼̲̩͇̯̺͉̲̦̕e̸̗͎͉̫͓͎ͅẁ̵̸̝̝̣͇̜̞͙̬̪͝e̶̵̵̝̥̙̫̝ḑ̶͓̘̗̟͓͞ ̢̛̣̠̭̳̗̻̞͖̪͚̘̼i̴̗̬̱̫͎̮͕̣͚̲̱̜̜̳̱̲͍̜̜͠ţ̸̧̱̜̪̘̼͔̹͚̝͓̣͈͓̀͟.҉̢̩̙͙̯̼͍̮͟ ̢͉̖͚̞̗̻̝͇͓̬̲̳̝̖͓̗́͟͟W̛̗̣͎̱̹͞͞ę̷͍̰̼̱͜͜ ̞̲̳͎̞̯̮͙͇̜̲̰̀͜͟͞ţ̛͚̰̮͖̲̲͍̗͓͉̘̲͚r̷̷͔̪̥͙̣̫̫̻̹̱̣̕͟i̡͓͎̩͉̥͇̠̥̠̬͙͔̹͉͘͜͢͢e̪͎̩̱̟̖͖͙̥̥̲̣͚͘͜d̵̵̯̺̺̭̪̮̝͖̩̠̺̥̩͚͉̭̩ͅ ̨҉̨͖͍̳͈͍̫͈͕̻̭̥̗̗͙͎̫͔̖t͜͠͏̰͎̰̖̞̮̺̘̲͖͙͔͓̣͉o̸̡̡̦͎̤̥̣̫̲̻̬̗̙͙̖̤̼̮̘͓̰͠͡ ̷̛͔̞̭̲͕̺w͝҉̵̪̘̦̭̹̩̮̥̱̭̗̤̯͕͢͝a͈͉̞̱͙͓͈̺̠̰̳̮̦̠̤͖͢ͅͅͅr͍͙̺̭͎̲̼̖̻̭̮͢͞ń͙̰͎̖̲̘͕̪̙̮͕̗͖̟͝͝ ̵̣̪̥̯̫̻͡y̴̸̡̲̙͓̥̘̤̱͢o͏̵͏̯̖̦͉̳̦̪̤̤̰̝ư̷̷̭̝̹̯̭̺͕͍̦̮̯͝.͢҉̰̥̭͎̮̠̘̙̠͉̞͝ ̵̶̴͚̳̭̬͜͞I̷̹͙̱̳̦̥͚̖͟t҉͏̴̗͉̗͙͙͖͖̼͔͞ş̵̗̖̙̦̟́͡ ̡̢̝̯͖̻̱͕̼̤̩̲͓̗̗̣͕̦̥̕̕͜ͅt̪̬̘͉̮͚̫̰̝͇̮̀͠ò͉̯̹̜͓̼̖͎͞͠ǫ̴͍̫̲̯̲̲̭͉̯̥͍̥̯͓ͅ ̯̬̠͎̹̀̕l̴͟͡͏̡̮̭̺̲͖͕̫̣̝̲̱̫̜̮̤ͅa͜͏̠̪̟͉̲̘͈̻̲̲͖͍̦̘͉͙t̼̘̪̯̻͚̪̜͔̩̣̬̱̜̟̗̞͈́͟͠e̷͉̞͓͕̜̕ ̷͚̪̣̱̠̹̠͙̣͚̣͉̼́ń͘͏̭̺̤̖̳̳̗͕̺̜͖̼͈͙ợ̴̢̛͖̖̤̹͖͇̤w̷̴̹̹̘̩̞̝̦̲̭̬̻͠ͅ.͏̡͎̠͚̫̫͓̻̘̫͍͘

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>>24433200

King in Orange has posted... We shall all fall before him.

>baptize vedentB
Yes, this calls for a baptism.

>>24433242
>https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/39315078/OHGODMYEYES.pdf
No, no, the color changes are just adjustments to negate the basilisk. Unfortunately, they've also washed out the moonrunes in the margins. The true secret of the Critonomicon lies deeper than just the tables, and it cannot be decoded without the material hidden in the margins and between the lines.

>>24433248
It's a rule, or a tradition or an old charter or something. At least some pages in a mythos tome must be damaged in a fashion which leads to comic/horriffic mistranslations

>>24433200
Someone archive this, NOW.

Let it be recorded that on this day, a brave Anon rose up to attempt the impossible task. And succeeded, bringing what was once a nebulous concept firmly into reality.

Thank you.

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>>24433200

Everything is fi......


I'm....I'm back. Thank you. I never want to go to the hell again. Though I feel sorrow because the blight agents are all receding from us and making their way towards you.

Gods help you

ne

>>24433200
You willing to scan the others tomorrow or maybe one tomorrow and another the next day?

>>24433200
YOU HAVE DUG YOUR OWN GRAVE, MORTAL! YOU ARE FLESH AND BONE! YOU ARE FINITE! WE COUNT EVERY CELL THAT COMPOSES YOUR FLAWED FORM AND THE NUMBER HAS NOT A FRACTION OF SIGNIFICANCE TO US! WE ARE ALL!

YOUR EARS WILL KNOW OUR SONG! OUR MELODY WILL REND YOU APART AND SET YOU ASIDE TO BE CONSUMED BY THE TATTERED EARTH THAT HAS BEEN CURSED BECAUSE OF YOU!

Ỳ͘͜ó̧u҉̶ ̶͘͡a̸͡r͟͠͞é̶͘͝ ̶̴ţ́͜͠o̵̧͠o͏͢͏̵͞ ̢͜f̷͟͜a̡̡͜͡r̵̢̧͠͝ ̴̸̷͜g̵̷̨͘o̡͟͟n̢͏͘͡e̢̡ ̷̧̧̛t̶̢ơ ͢b̧͢͡e҉̨͡͠ ̶̧͝͝s̵͡a̵̢̨͜v͝҉e̸̛d̛̛͠.̨ ̴̵̧̢͢É̸̶̢͠v̡̨̛́͝e̵̡̨̕r̡̡͞y҉̴̀̕t͏̨́͠h̷̴̨͘í̸̡͝͞n̛͘͏g̷̕͠ ͞͠į̀s̸̵̡̢͝ ̡̡̢͜͝n̷̡͘͘̕o̵t̴́͢͢͠ ̡̛͟͡f̀҉i҉̶̶̢̀n̵̕͜͢͡e̡͢.̶̶́͟ ̸̢͘T̕͏h̴̕͠͝ȩ̵̧ ̵͜c̵̴͜͞҉o̢̧̕͠n̷̛̕ś̵̀͜͠e͏q̶̶̧͠u͜͝è̶̢n̸̸̢c̡̨͞è̢s̢ ́́͝͝w̧͜i̴̷͡l̨̨͘͡l̴̕ ̀͘͟͠ņ͡e̡̛͏̕͡v̴̢̛͝e̸͘͢͝ŗ̴ ҉͟b̵̨͞é̷͡͡͏ ͞t͜h̡҉̷̷e̴͜͢ ̀͜ś͢͞a̡͘ḿ̧̨́͝e͟.̧̢̡

>>24433276
Already done, higher up.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24430166/

W-We were only trying to spare you all the evil that you have wrought! Everything is not fine! You need to worry now!

>>24433299
T̴̉͆ͪ̀̾̋ͧͬͭh̡͐̑̑̌̃̎ͧ̍ͪ͒ͥ̇ͮͧͫ͆̄ͤ̕͢͡e̵ͭͩ̆ͪ͐̒̉̀̿͑̋̔͋̚҉̷y̨͆̐̍̇͊̽̆͊̇͗̍̈́ͫͪ͞͏͏ ̢̢ͥ̇̉ͨ̏ͨͦ́ͧ̇͜a̶ͪ̀͂ͨ͐͑̐̂̆ͣͤr̢̡̽̃̿̊͊̈́͒̅̄̍ͤ̏ͣͥ̑͂͒̈̑̀͝e̷̴̶ͣ̏̈ͩ̐̏̾̆͆̊̎ ̡̒̑̅̀̃̋ͩ̒̄͘͟͡҉t̅̈͂͐̈́̊̃ͥͬ̑͊̆͢͡ǫ̅̀ͣ̓̊͘҉̶őͭ͛̐̋̓̐̂̄̓ͧ́͟ ̛͋̄͐ͮ͊͆̉ͯ̃̓̈́͂̌̾ͮͪ̕͢͠f͆̿͒͆́͋ͮ̈̿̑̾̓͘͘͠a̡̨ͩ̈̍̏̅ͬ͊̉ͫ̊̾͑ͦ͛ͥ̐̽ͮ́͘r̢̨͑̒̌ͮ̊̆̾̑͌̎̉ͯ̄ ͩ̽͗̔͂́͟ǵ͌̔͂ͭ̑͐̐́ͫ̂̉͑͐̑͑̿͑҉̴o̴̧̊̾̈̿͒̈́̎͒̈́ͭ̓̈́̍̅̚͘͝n̆͋̐̿̀̽ͣ̅͋̉ͪ̄͏̡e̸̢͐̉̌̓ͥ͡͠ ̵̡̌ͥ̎͂ͧ͆̔̊͒̉ͫ̎͊͛ͥ̽͊͑͟͟͡ň̷̾̐̎ͯ̄̇͗̐̒̒̑͆̀͞oͬ̎̅̅͢͡ẁ͑ͬ̈́ͦ͐̊̇̋ͩ͊͋ͦ̐̏͐ͬ͏͢͢͞͠.̸̢̈̇̇̿͐̌ͥ̅̂̔̉ͯ ͨ̔͂̈̾̍̐̆̅̚̚͟͝Ţ̴̽ͤ̆̊̽ͩ̇ͯ̓̇͜͜͜hͧ͛̅̑̓ͯ̈́̽͆͜҉̧͠͡eͧͨ̔̑̓ͯ̃͛̏̇͂̽̀̏͜ỳ̨̇̍͗̄͂̅ͭ̃ͪͧ̂͛̀͠͡͡ ̋̐̋ͪͫ͒ͧ̈́͂͏̢͜d̡̀̿̿̓̀͜͡į̴̸ͤ͑̿͂͆ͧ̇ͭ̒̐̈̋̊̈́̿͊̉̎̚d̸̴ͨ̍͑̌ͭ͌͋ͣ̔̊ͩͫ̌̚͘ ̸̑ͬ͐͋̈̄ͨ̑̋ͬ̏̅̾̔͛̔̍͗͞͞n̨̽̀͋̉̔ͤ͐̑͒ͭͩ͛̂͂ͫ͜o̷ͯ͛̿̐͂ͫ̏̽́͟͟t̡̨̨̀ͥͣͣ͛ͩ́͌ͨ̍̋̊͆ͨ́ ̛͛̏ͯ̽͆̓͋̈́̽ͥ̈́̃̾̎̈̄̍ͩ̓́h̡͊̽ͩͩͩ̓͋̓̊͆͑̈́̑ͯ̔ͫͣ͗́̚͞ẽ̷͆͛ͦ̌̐͊͋̎ͭ̾̊ͣ͗̌̏̄ͫͩ҉́e̴̛͛͂̌̈́̉̃̑̾̇̒̈͐̔ͦͫ̈͜d̶ͨͪ̿͌̔ͩͧ́̓͋ͨ͜͜҉͢ ̧͌̇͆̀̋̉̎ͮ͆ͦ́̚ơ̢̡̓͒ͯͤͧ̈́̋̈́̽ͣ̋̃͋͌ͥu̿̾ͭͩ̈̎͛̇ͤͦ͌ͩ͗ͪ̏̓́͐͞r̴̵ͨ͑̃̑̈̋́ͣ̑͢͜ ͑̆̉̏̊͜͏͜w̸̛͆͋ͮͩͨ́̇ͣͤ͠a̵̛ͬ͒̍̅ͫ̎͗̂̑̆̉͒ͯ̽̓ͣ̚͢͡ř̷̨̡̄ͤ̋ͮ͗̓͂̕n̵̶̢ͩ͆̓ͯ̂ͪ̀i̶ͯͦ̾̊ͤͩͮͤ̓̈̎̕͞ǹ̢̅ͤ̾̽ͯͣ͊͂̄͐ͬ̄̏̀̽͌͘͠͡͞ǵ̷̡̍̑̄̀ͫ̒ͤ̚s̢̿͐̽ͭ͆ͧ͂̿̆̐͑ͣ͊ͯ.̷̸͌̊̈ͣ̓̄͑ͩ̏̆ͧ̐͋̍̂̄͗̅͜͜

>>24433296
But the glory of DELIV'RD isn't there! There must be a record!

Į̧̓̉̔̈́̏̚̚҉̡͜ ̴ͨ̑̅ͯͦ̓ͭ͌̽̂ͮ͂̅ͣ̍͂̀́w̢̏̾ͦͫ̐̈́͌̈́̓͌͂ͦ̚͘͟͠i̧̧͐ͥ̌̊͛͂̚͜͡l̀ͪ̀̓ͧ̄͌̾ͯͯ̂̾̒̌̈҉l̴̴̓͂̈͑̂ͪ͒̅̊̓ͭͮͩ̌̋̏̏̽̊͜͟ ͮ̎͐ͪ́͠t̨ͧ̈́̋̍̃ͥ̐ͤ͗̀̚͘r̡̢̉̑͛̇̉͋ͦ́͗ͨ͆̀ÿ̸̛́ͩͣ̀͐̇̉̔͋͆́͌ͪ̋̃͞͠ ̸̐ͫͪͥ̽͐̓̃͆̐̌͂͘̕͞t̨̛ͤ̎̆̊ͣ̌ͨ̇̏̾ͯͪ̂́͢ǫ̃ͣ̈́̍̈̆̓ͥ̓́͗̉̍́̐͆ͤ́̀̚͞ ̷̒̔ͯͨͧ͒̑ͣ͊͊̔ͩ̅͐́̚͏̷̛h̶̨ͤͦ̎ͬ̽̾ͭ̎ͧ͒͆́͑͋̑͐̊͞e̡̢ͩ̿ͧͩ͗ͦͭ͒̅̋͆͊̚͢l̢̨̛̓͒̌̃̈́ͧͭ̃ͮ̑ͩͭ̈pͦ̄̽̂̄́͞ ͑̈ͥ͋͌̐̒ͮ͜͡y̶̵̐͊ͮ̈ͩ̌̌ͭ̕͜͡ǫͫ̉ͣ͑ͦ͋̌͑̅̐ͥͬͨ̉ͯͣ͜u̵̧̐ͯ̒̒ͯ̃ͯ͌̎̏ͯͣ̈̊̈́̋̓́́͘.ͮ̈ͩ̍͒ͩͥ̑̽ͫ͝͠͏ Į̧̓̉̔̈́̏̚̚҉̡͜ ̴ͨ̑̅ͯͦ̓ͭ͌̽̂ͮ͂̅ͣ̍͂̀́w̢̏̾ͦͫ̐̈́͌̈́̓͌͂ͦ̚͘͟͠i̧̧͐ͥ̌̊͛͂̚͜͡l̀ͪ̀̓ͧ̄͌̾ͯͯ̂̾̒̌̈҉l̴̴̓͂̈͑̂ͪ͒̅̊̓ͭͮͩ̌̋̏̏̽̊͜͟ ͮ̎͐ͪ́͠t̨ͧ̈́̋̍̃ͥ̐ͤ͗̀̚͘r̡̢̉̑͛̇̉͋ͦ́͗ͨ͆̀ÿ̸̛́ͩͣ̀͐̇̉̔͋͆́͌ͪ̋̃͞͠ ̸̐ͫͪͥ̽͐̓̃͆̐̌͂͘̕͞t̨̛ͤ̎̆̊ͣ̌ͨ̇̏̾ͯͪ̂́͢ǫ̃ͣ̈́̍̈̆̓ͥ̓́͗̉̍́̐͆ͤ́̀̚͞ ̷̒̔ͯͨͧ͒̑ͣ͊͊̔ͩ̅͐́̚͏̷̛h̶̨ͤͦ̎ͬ̽̾ͭ̎ͧ͒͆́͑͋̑͐̊͞e̡̢ͩ̿ͧͩ͗ͦͭ͒̅̋͆͊̚͢l̢̨̛̓͒̌̃̈́ͧͭ̃ͮ̑ͩͭ̈pͦ̄̽̂̄́͞ ͑̈ͥ͋͌̐̒ͮ͜͡y̶̵̐͊ͮ̈ͩ̌̌ͭ̕͜͡ǫͫ̉ͣ͑ͦ͋̌͑̅̐ͥͬͨ̉ͯͣ͜u̵̧̐ͯ̒̒ͯ̃ͯ͌̎̏ͯͣ̈̊̈́̋̓́́͘.ͮ̈ͩ̍͒ͩͥ̑̽ͫ͝͠͏

HUZZAH, THERE MUST BE GREAT REJOICING IN THIS THREAD, FO THE BLIGHT AGENTS HAVE LOST AND WE, THE FA/TG/UYS, HAVE FINALLY FOUND IT!

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Look to the sky, way up on high
There in the night stars are now right.
Eons have passed: now then at last
Prison walls break, Old Ones awake!
They will return: mankind will learn
New kinds of fear when they are here.
They will reclaim all in their name;
Hopes turn to black when they come back.
Ignorant fools, mankind now rules
Where they ruled then: it's theirs again

Stars brightly burning, boiling and churning
Bode a returning season of doom


Look to the sky, way up on high
There in the night stars now are right

They are here

>>24433321
W̷̸̤̲̹͈̬͉ͧ̓͆͌ͣͬͅẻ̡̯̫̹̯̱̪͓͎͗͐͛͒̏͑̆̾̇̔̍̌̕ ̧̛͊ͬ̒̔ͦ̋͂̽̚͝҉̬͓̦̠̞̝d̍̿ͥ͌̓͒͂́̎ͧͦ͏̬̻̦̦̮̱͙̙̣̙̲̟͔͍̻̰i̺̯̥͖̯̦̰ͪ͊̔ͧͯ̀͘͜͜d̶̢̛̬͍̩͔͖͔̹̝͔͙̭̥̮̺̐͐ͨ̔̃̓̔ͣ̚ ̨̢̼̹͉͙̜̪͈̃̈́̅͌̀ṇ̨̢̛̻͍͔̬͓̬̩̯̲̳̱̬̺̫͔ͫ̋̃̆̓͌̍̍̅ͤ̋̿́̑͋̏̃̏̚͝ͅͅǫ̶̟̼͇̝̌͌́͗ͥ̋́͠͞t̶̖̼̲̬͖̻̽̍͐̊̑̄̐̎̾̏̑͗̈́ͫ̽ͦ̎ͨ́͟͟͞ ͋ͤ̅ͯ̐͛̏ͦ͂̍ͣ̑͊͒͂̇̄҉̵̷͉̬̩̣l̸͂̂̂̇ͮͥ͂҉͉͈͍͙͔̱̩̪͓͍ͅͅͅo̴̷̹͔̰̜̭͚̮͙̯͎͈͉̳͈ͬ̈͒̀͘͞s̡̛̯̬̫͑͆͂̈̅̈́̾̊̈́ͧ͂́̆̒̚ͅę̧͇͙̗̰̖̣̬̙̘̤ͥ̇̎̎̓ͩͨ̀͂ͫͭ̿͌̚͞͠.̷̢̧̝̲͔̩͖͙̭̫̮̳͎̜̭̹͙̩͊͌̌̀̕ͅ ̗͙͙͔̩̘͉̬̳͈͎̠͚̠̗̙̌̇͌̄͑̀̚͜W̛̽ͥ̐ͧ̌̅ͪ͊̽̏ͩ̚҉̲̲̩͍͉͇̜̖̭̯͉̘̣̦̼̠̞̹e̷͇͚̖̫̘͇̗͍͙͋̆ͭ́̋̓͒̊̅͊̿̒̋̑̐̔̀̚͜͝ͅ ̵̴͓͖̝̥͎̼̬͔̮͚̮̺͚̖̮̯ͣ͋ͧͬ̅ͮ͊́̚͠s̵̸̨̡͇̮̥͖̘͈̖̉ͥ́̍̾͑͒̅̎̓ͦ͠ő̧͔͙͎̺͕̻̳̻̹͕̖͉̙̼̺̪̰̭͛͆̅̃̂̓̅̑͊͐̇ͫ̀̚͟ư̘͈͖ͦ̋̏ͤ̅̎̊ͫ̑́ǧ̸̳͚̟̠̬̱̘̰̗̘̉̈͆̓͊̓ͯͯͭ̓ͪ̒͟͞h̬̻͖̻̞̣̪̼̘͙̦̟̲̞̤͕̣͑̂͒̏ͮ̌̈́͛̈̾̿ͨ̓͊ͨ́̚͢t̶̶̴̢̮̱̬͇͎͈̟̼̞̳͚̟̰͚̑̌ͤ̎͑ͮ̎̅ͮ͛ͬ͞ ̎̏ͣ̚҉̵̵̜͔͔̘͖̞̟̘̮̯͞ͅt̷̛͎͎̥̙̦̻̹͖̙͖͋ͧͯ̐͌̓͐ͯͫ̀͜o̷̩̬̘̞̗ͭ̉̐̅̎ͩ̋͆̐̍̏ͥͨ̏̓͌̚͝ ̸͎̼̤̝̼̖̪̩͔̭͓̜͓̺͉̰͈̑ͩ̇ͦ̀̉̐̐̿͑̈́͒ͫ̌͛́̀̚͢͝ḩ̧̲̺̞̲̄ͮ́̾͊̈ͣ̈́́̾ͨͬͪͨͦͩͮ́͘͡e̡ͤͯͮ͆ͮ҉̷͏̻͓̪̘̯̱̝̺̤̘̪̙͕l͈͔̟̫̝̦̝̙̭̺͓̭̣̦̦͖͉̪̗͋͒ͬ̍ͧ̕͟͡͡p̷̸ͥͬ̾͒̊̐ͬ̄̍ͧ̓ͫ̃͊̏͒̊̕͞҉̻͚̹̥͉̯͍̪ͅ.̓̐ͨ̅̉̓́͊ͨͥͣ͏̨̞͕͇͎̫͡

>>24433282
Sure.

>>24433308
Welp. Time this newfag figures out how archiving works. Give me ten minutes.

I thank you. With this knowledge, I can now put together the ur-fumble.

>>24433343
Learn to read the thread first. It's already done.

It's moments like these that keeps me here /tg/. I wouldn't even be on 4chan if it weren't for you. Never change guys.

>>24433357
Good sir, if you click the red buttons a few times, you will notice that I pointed that out, and was confronted with the fact that the archived thread does not contain the delivery. Now, if you would be so kind, will the archive update itself or shall I have to do the work for it?

(captcha is calling me an ignoramus, can't disagree there)

̛̃̄̔͆ͤ̂͋ͯͮ͆̍̀̕T̡̡ͫ̂͊͊̇ͥ̈̌̋̓̒ͫͪ̚͜͏̨h͑̎̋̈́̆͊ͪ͋ͪ̍̏͌͞҉̴͠ę̴͛̍̈́͐͒̿̈̿̂ͮ͟͠҉y̑͂ͨ̓ͬ͆̓́͟ ̈͐̑̋̾̐ͭ̂̒ͤ̆̑͋̐̈́̓͛̚͘ẇ̷̧̊͐ͪ̒ͪͯ̈͡ī̴̡ͬͩͧͣ͒͆͗ͫͫͯ̍͊̎̍̆̓҉͏l̽ͭ̏͒̿̄ͨͬ͒͏͞ļ̛̑͊̑ͨ̃̅̾̾̽͂̌ͣ̐͒͊́̚͘͡ ͛̆̔̑ͥ̂̑̊̅̉̓̔̔́̚͢͢bͪ͂̅͗̓̾͑̇͂̌ͨ̔͊ͥ҉̶̵e̷̡̡͐̍̂̅͂̋҉ ̐̾̃̿͑̆ͫ͂̎ͦ̿͋̒͐͑͆ͣ͌̄́͏͞à̶̢̂̀̍̾̾̓́ͮ̌̋͋̂͆ͧ͐̅̈́҉n͑̏̈́̐͒ͪͫͦ̇̆̏̓͐ͣ͗͐̋̚͘͞n̨̉̌͐ͪ̔ͭ͌͐͟͠i͐͐̌ͮ̆̿́̚͏҉h̵̢ͤͬͪͦͨ͛̃͑̀͢i͗̿̏͑ͪ͋ͤ̈̀̿ͨ̒͋͞͠lͣ̔̍̚҉̶͜a̶̅̏̿̏̆̈́́ͯ͋̃̌ͪ̂̈̚̚͘t͑ͬ̍̽͛͝͏҉͜eͤͣ͌ͨ̔̅ͯ̎͆̌̒̒͌́҉̵̶̧d̈̐ͩ̆͏̶̧ ̶̡̨ͩ̌̒ͪ̐ͮͪ͋ͯ͊̑͌ͯ͛̔͒̃ą́͂̒̋͗ͭͪ͊ͤ̊͋̍͐͞n͐̋̑̾̇͗̓͛͋ͩͦ̓ͮͬͤ̉ͬ́̂́͟͝͠͡ḑ̴̨͋̀ͩ̎ ̷̶̢ͧ͛ͣ̈́ͤ͐̓́̚͜͝t̴̡ͨ̂̎ͩ̈̿̀̀ͫ̆ͥ͊̄̃͋̀h̴̷̑́̏͂ͤͥ̿̃́̚͝e̓ͭ̇͒̓̏͋ͬ̔͟r̢ͭ̾̿͂ͤͪ̌̾͊̋͊ͨ̎ͦ͊́͜ēͣ̿ͤ͏̶҉͠ ̴ͤ̑̿ͨ̕͜i͛̃̂̅́̓̔͜͝͞s̛ͣͫͬͧ̕ ̸̛̅ͫ̽͒̾̒ͭ̋̋͑̏ͨ̾̌̃͐ͨ̚͏͢͟ņ̧͑ͣͣ̇̋͋̕͜o̶̴̴ͣ̿͂ͦ͗ͭ̎̉̎̽̒́͑ͣ͊͢͢t̵̋ͥ̂ͩͣ̾ͣ̂ͯ͛́͏h̴̉ͫ̅͛ͭͨ̅̎̐̂ͦ̿̃̾̏̚͢͢ȉ͆ͩ̋̈ͭ̎͆̉͑̋ͥ̈ͭ̏͗ͮ̚͏̨̀ñ́̈ͨͬ̀̏͊̏̓̍̽ͩ̊͌̌ͦ̋͟͞g̢̿́̂̽̓̈̿̎̄̾͊̆̓̀̕͟ ̸̢̇̑̊̅̋̔͑̑w̷̸̨̎͌́̿͊̍ͪͬ̆̏ͩ̄ͪ͗̍̈́ͭ͌ê͛̊̉̉ͥ́͗̚͟҉̴̢ ̶̾͑̒͐̀̏ͥͪ̀̑҉͞c̨ͣ͗̄͗ͨ̾̂͗ͦ͆ͦ̃̚͢á̒͑̾ͥͭ̚͜͞͡ņͣ̔̈́̃͆ͥ̃͛̉̆ͬ͛̆̏͛̾̅́͡ ̸̧̄̉̈́̐ͬ͆̚͟d̶̛ͪ̿͂̂o̔̇̈̈́ͯͦ͛͐͑̊͛͒ͭͩ̋̋

>>24433338
You are the man, dude, seriously

>>24433370
The archive will update itself.

>>24433370
It will update itself. Fear not. This is not a true ending.

>>24433200
I'm getting a blank white page...

>>24433370
>>24433357

Or maybe the two of you can stop bickering and use an real-time automated archive instead.

http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/24430166/

>>24433338
Bro, you need your dick sucked or something?


No homo.

>>24433374
Stop it with the obfuscation typing, its annoying and been done too much, mainly by people on the league of legends forums.

>>24433390
Eat shit, commie.

wow. i come to /tg mainly for the 40k stuff, but this thread has been an amazing diversion for me for hours now. all thanks to the Deliverer for those scans. my neckbeard friends that don't /tg will shit themselves when i show them the files on flash. good times!

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>>24433200
Ty

>>24433405
You are welcome. To think this all started a few years ago, when I bought those at PAX.

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>>24433444
>>24433452

So would it be a waste of time to transcribe these tables into say . . . a leatherbound journal? In case my files fail or something like that. To have a hardcopy? Should I transcribe it /tg/?

>>24433338

I hope you'll keep the trip for the other scans, so we won't miss this gift to mankind

>>24433470
Nah. All the "woo mystical" stuff we've been talking about aside, it's just a bunch of critical fail tables.

Save the leatherbound journal for something else.

>>24433477
Damn. It even has blank pages rather than lined. It's been sitting around forever and I've never come up with something good enough to fill its pages with.

>>24433475
They should be up sometime later today or tomorrow. I like to scan them in higher quality.

>>24433475
I'm just going to keep this trip. For scans and any other posts.

>>24433477
Book of Vile Darkness{/spoiler]

Hollowed out with a copy of the movie inside.

>>24433487
You know what you should do?

Fill it up with mystical-looking diagrams and weird-looking shit. Invent a script or even a new language, and fill it up with that. Make a sequel to the Voynich Manuscript.

Then post it on /x/ with a good story. You'll be entertained for weeks. After that, you can keep it as a prop or an art piece.

>>24433502
True. But it'd need to be really good. And have some sort of pattern so that /x/philes could attempt to decode it, as you know they would.
really like this idea though. . . any more ideas following this line?

Some day when I'm in a depressive episode and thus willing to do monotonous work I may retype this all into a better format than pictures of pages, unless someone else does it first because it'll be quite a while before I do if I ever do.

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>>24433502
Stuff like that list of demon sigils I posted earlier, or something like this. I'd also recommend looking up the Voynich Manuscript, the Codex Seraphinianus, old alchemical engravings, Da Vinci's notebooks...

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>>24432824

Jesus christ, minor action to knock a target prone? That's ridiculous. What book is that from?

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Reading it right now.

It's so fucking beautiful.

>>24433513
Write a story, in the first person. as a man slipping into madness. start writing and multiple directions becoming more and more mad. Then if you can find a /x/ address, mail it to them with no return but on the last page, write, my madness is yours now.

>>24433502
Damn. Now that you've mentioned this. I would really like to do it. Alphabets I can do on my own. But coming up with a good story to get them with I could use help with.

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>>24433200

>molotov cocktail: 1-5:
>wide throw, miss, opponents laugh (unless their property is now on fire)
jesus christ this thing is awesome.

>>24433544
http://alchemy-junkies.deviantart.com/gallery/24908454

Here's some ideas for diagrams you could fill it up with.

>>24431836
The hunt consumes- oh, crap I left my /d/ trip on again... what were we talking about again?

>>24433598
Your post and brain are both stupid.

>>24433598
Friend of mine had a Stretch Armstrong once.

Friend of mine was also a fat kid.

Stretch happened to be filled with corn syrup.

He never saw it coming.

>>24432028
Clown Mages are best Mages

>>24433544
Hm... well, make up some story. Say you found it in one of those weird old bookstores, way in the back, covered in dust. Say you found it behind a fake wall (it helps if you actually have a hole in the wall for this. Being able to provide even the slightest bit of incidental proof helps.) Add bloodstains. Hint at horrible secrets- dark gods, terrible rituals- in a shaky hand, as translation notes and annotations written in the margins.

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>>24433639
>bloodstains
Yeah, blood is always +creepy.

Nosebleeds are awesome.

>>24433491

That is all well and good sir, you have EARNED your name.

Henceforth let none denounce the honour, bravery and soon to be squishy sacrifice this no-longer-Anon has done.

You will be remembered

>>24432787
>>24432787
>>24432726
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE

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>just get to the thread
>download link has already been disabled

Could... could someone reupload?

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And now the hunt is over.

As I sit here and pour over the text, that numb thought shoots through my brain, a hard lump of lead tearing through everything that existed before.

I thought I knew what I was getting into before I walked this path. I saw the people chanting, thought they were cracked or simply joking with other seekers.

The hunt consumes all.

It sounds like someone’s bad joke of a catchphrase. A one-liner that’s only funny because it’s repeated.

It wasn’t. It was a warning. A loud klaxon screaming hell for anyone who could hear.

Sure, at first it starts with just looking. Then come the stops anywhere you might maybe have a bit of luck. A simple trip out to the supermarket becomes a detailed plan, criss-crossing town to check game stores, libraries, garage sales. Checking your email becomes a four hour ordeal as you double check every hint you’ve ever seen.

You hear stories, of things out there actively trying to stop the Hunt. There’s no way those can be true you think; then suddenly you’re making sure to take out enough cash to cover next week’s fertilizer bill.

The hunt consumes all.

The thing people don’t realize about paths is how they infest your psyche; worms burrowing into the fruit of the mind. The man who has to walk through his crime ridden neighborhood on his way to work shows up paranoid and jittery. The girl who gets out everyday for her afternoon run in the park seems to bubble out sunshine when she gets back home. Those of us who walk darker paths leave rotten footsteps.

The hunt consumes all.

Now, the hunt is over and all I can think about isn’t the book. The book was worth looking for, but its price is too steep.

All I can think about is those people chanting, begging without knowing how. It repeats in my head.

The hunt consumes all.

The hunt consumes all.

The hunt has consumed us all, until nothing is left.

And now the hunt has consumed me too.

Goodbye.