>>24524816 (OP)

Iori's phone rings once, twice. She picks up halfway on the third ring, her voice hesitant and alert despite it being really late at night. It's pretty much nearly morning.

"H-hello? Chiaki-san, is...is that you?"

You find yourself unable to speak for a moment, and you look out the car window, wishing desperately for a cigarette. You mime the act of smoking at Kyoko, and she takes out a pack of cheap ones from the glove compartment and tosses it your way. You nod at the Eversor in thanks, and grumble into the phone that it is, indeed, you calling her. You're sorry if she was expecting anyone else.

"N-no, that's...it's fine, Chiaki-san. I'm...I was waiting for you to call. I've been waiting since I heard about you getting back." A moment's pause. "I, I may have overdone it a bit, trying to contact you earlier. It...it must have been annoying, isn't it?" She giggles here, nervously. "I...I'm just glad you're back here. I...missed you."

You manage to fish out your old lighter from your inventory, and after a few taps, you get it to light up. The cigarette between your lips is lit a moment after that, and you take a long, heavy, soothing drag.

It tastes like absolute shit, this brand, but it's enough to calm your nerves.

"Chiaki-san...?" Iori's voice comes over a bit...strained. You could tell she's been crying for a bit.

How do you respond?

Hey there decu!

welcome back Just give people a few moments to re-orrient themselves in the storyline and i'm sure it'll pick up.

>>24524827
Well, here I am. Let's hear the reason for those 30 calls.

"I missed you too."

>>24524827
>It's been a while. Are you alright?

>>24524827
"Yeah, you over did it a bit I say ... so how can I help you this night ... or is morning?"

>>24524827
Pretend to be a sane humanoid and converse as normally as we're capable of.

"I'm back in town, and I've been promoted a bit. What've you been up to?"

>>24524827

"It's getting really late. You're not doing yourself any favours staying up like this.

Why not i drop by tomorrow for breakfast. We can talk more then. "

Tomorrow should be too rush and we should have time for a breakfast with her then.

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>>24524827

"Iori... I... I suppose you heard about what happened to me. Those things happen to me a lot.
How are things in the Lovelace Mansion? Are they treating you well? Have you heard from your idol friends?"

Lets not go into the deep stuff yet.

>>24524827
Sorry I left this so long, I've been a bit busy and never really been that good with people to start with
has the mansion been safe? No more intrusions or attacks?

>>24524827
"So...how's things? Been keeping busy?"

Try to keep that spaghetti in check

>>24524827
This one >>24524930

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>>24524930

Yes, the GOOD SPAGHETTI!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UerBCXHKJ5s

>>24524930
The longer you hold back the spaghetti, the worse it'll be when it comes out.

On that note, let's pasta everything right off the bat. Then, there'll be nowhere to go but up!

>>24524925
>"Iori... I... I suppose you heard about what happened to me. Those things happen to me a lot."

Somehow I very much doubt that even Mami would tell some Outsider about Meguca business. Especially Meguca Business in a hidden base in Siberia.

>>24524930

I like this one. its neutral. its spaghetti. And its without any things a lovestruck girl could read too much into like with the tardlord who suggested "I missed you too."

>>24524827
"Yeah, work's kept me busy. Still is, too. Just warning you right now, I might get pulled away, this is pretty important."

>>24524827
"Perhaps we could arrange some time to meet up and talk face to face?"

>>24524917

Meeting for breakfast sounds like a good idea.

If we're gonna let her down again, the things we say will lose some of its impact if she doesnt see the physical changes that chiaki has undergone.

I really can't think of anything good to say.

Mumble something about getting promoted at work (no more than that or it'll sound like an excuse) and then something like "You wanted to talk?"

Completely non-committal and it puts the conversation on her end again.

>>24525060
>>24524917
I don't think we should float the idea of meeting her for breakfast just yet.
She'll jump on it, and we should keep her at arm's distance until she calms down.

>>24525087
This.
Let her talk. We are better at listenin anyway.

>>24525087
Agreed there

Just because we area but better now doesn't mean we in any way can actually handle human interactions like girly emotions, we need more practice at that

>>24525116
Agreed. Plus we don't even know (or at least I don't recall it being said) what's going to be happening in the morning. Nothing like making plans to cancel them nearly in eight hour span.

>>24525116
The girl's going to be frantic, no need for her to bad-end herself.

She's going to jump on anything, so it's better to give her something with a set date to jump on.

Set it for two or three days time, and it should be fine.

FUCK YES MGNQ!!!

>>24524930
I second this. Let's see where she wants to take this conversation without committing ourselves to anything

I wonder if Iori has a whole speech planned where she mocks us/tries to get back together with us.

>>24525116

Unlike now when she just called like 30 odd times, is still awake and has been crying?

Folks tend to resist such things. She'll be more likely to get even more frantic in trying to get close to Chiaki.

We give her something to focus on and by letting her get a little closer, she's more likely to calm down abit more.

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>>24524930

You murmur out your reply after taking another drag, blowing the smoke out the car window, watching the gray plumes get twisted away into nothing by the wind. Iori takes a few moments to respond herself - and while she sounds just as hesitant as ever, it sounds like she's heartened a bit by you not being your grumbling self. You thought about telling her off for miscalling you thirty times, but she probably doesn't need it.

"I...things are fine, Chiaki-san. The few weeks you were away wasn't all that bad. Mami-san and Sayaka-san kept me company throughout - Sayaka-san mostly, since Mami-san seemed to have a lot of meetings these last few days." She pauses here, as if trying to desperately think of something to add. "Sayaka-san even frees up her schedule just to come with me whenever I'm out shopping or conducting radio interviews, too. She's very kind and considerate, which was surprising considering we didn't...really have a good first impression of each other."

Really? Well. That's very surprising.

"Mm, it is! I rather thought she'd be all hard-edged and everything, but she turned out to be very nice after a while. I think it's because that she can be gruff at times, but that's only because she's really practical, and...and...w-well, um. I'm sorry if I'm rambling a bit, there isn't really much to tell, really, Chiaki-san." You get the hint that she's hiding something, but at the same time, she can't help herself from talking. "After that dreadful business...with Kilgore, nothing else untoward has happened."

It's fine, you tell her, using the now-spent cigarette to light a fresh one, and flicking the former out the window. You'd be hard-pressed to talk about what happened to you in Siberia if she asked, anyway, simply for the fact that most of it is probably classified.

How do you proceed?

[]Ask about Garcia.
[]Ask about her idol friends.
[]Set up a face-to-face meeting in the near future, and end the call. No use dragging this out over the phone.

>>24525324

>[]Set up a face-to-face meeting in the near future, and end the call. No use dragging this out over the phone.

Tell her to get some rest. Idols need to look after their bodies better.

>>24525324
>[]Set up a face-to-face meeting in the near future, and end the call. No use dragging this out over the phone.
So Blueberry was nice to her. Cute. Another reason to try and aim for Blueberry's knees/shoulders when inevitably forced to shoot her.

[]Ask about Garcia.

>>24525324
>[]Ask about her idol friends.

>>24525324

>[]Ask about her idol friends.
>[]Set up a face-to-face meeting in the near future, and end the call. No use dragging this out over the phone.

Not touching that landmine for now.

Ask about her recovering friends and setup a face to face.

>>24525324

While I would love to end the call here and meet up at some later point, that'll come off rude as hell if it happens to soon.

Ask her about her idols friends. They did get hurt while we were on the job and it's neutral.

>>24525357

Sayaka's nice to everyone but us. She made Big Pete for Misaka and gets stuff for Yuma even though Culexus make her physically ill.

>>24525324
ask about her friends and afterwards tell her to get some sleep because she sound like she could seriously need it

>>24525324
[]Ask about her idol friends

If we ask for a meeting now, she'll take it as a date, which we want to avoid.

>>24525363

Sounds about right.

>>24525382
She blew it where it mattered the most, we're the MC with the Golden collection.

>>24525324
[x]Ask about her idol friends.

>>24525324
>>24525363

Supporting this. Mention what we are going to meet someone who hates us.

>>24525363
I'll forth this right here.

>>24525418

Mentioning we're on our way to a work related meeting would be good without necessarily including that it's someone that hates our guts.

>>24525418
Nah, not someone who hates us.
Just that we're meeting with someone in our office for an important meeting about a high-level personnel transfer.

[x]Set up a face-to-face meeting in the near future, and end the call. No use dragging this out over the phone.

Three days time, breakfast.

We can clear our schedule for it.

>>24525363
That sounds best.

>>24525324
Ask about her friends
Set up a tentative date to meet up

>>24525472
Do not call it a date.

Even if such a thing is technically the correct word, do not ever mention the word "Date"/

>>24525324
>[X] Set up a face to face later.

"Get some sleep, kid. You sound like hell."

Pancakes and MGNQ - breakfast of champions!

>Mami-san seemed to have a lot of meetings these last few days
shitshitshitshitshit

>>24525520

Definitely use this when we end the conversation

>>24525536
Mami has had a lot of "Meetings" with "People" these days.

That is, Mami is having lots of "sex" with her "New Boyfriend(s)" these days.

>>24525554
...It still sounds like Euphemisms for Something golden-gun related.

>>24525536
It could just be Mami taking up the slack from us being away, as well as her getting the Officio prepared in case the other Officio's decide that the Tenth needs a new Incubator.

>>24525554
No, she finally relented to Kharn

>>24525577

Or the plan on whatdo if Chiaki witches out.

Remember what armoured chiaki went through?

>>24525598

This makes a scary amount of sense.

>>24525598
>whatdo if Chiaki witches out
1. Run away.
2. See 1.

>>24525554
She's a big girl; she can fuck whomever she wants. Even Pinkywith a dick

>>24525598
Did armoured Chiaki really witch out/ I thought our witch form was Homulily.

>>24525620
I think she would have pulled a Kharn
Witched out then by sheer force of "FUCK YOU" came back

>>24525598
>>24525608

What happened in armoured chiaki timeline
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIpH-DoRu9o

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>>24525363

"Oh, Chihaya and Takane, you mean...? Iori's voice sounds a bit more normal now, as if sounding relieved that you didn't pick up on her tone. "Ah, they're alright, Chiaki-san. In fact, they've been busy at work a few days after the incident. Chihaya-chan has always been a hard worker, and Takane-san even more so. Makoto-san, one of our friends, is still resting up, though...but she'll be recording another CM next week, so there's that."

Hnh. Well, that's a good thing, you suppose. You didn't see much of her friends, but they seemed to be alright, for idols.

"Kyuubey-san told me that I'll be able to work properly after a week or so, too. It seems that he's just waiting for a few more days for the dust to really settle. ...Our producer's told me that I'll have a comeback concert after that. I...I hope I can still do it, it feels like it's been ages since I actually performed in front of an audience!" She giggles here again, a bit less strained and forced than before, but still nervous.

She'll...she'll do fine, you hear yourself say after a few moments of awkward silence. She's an idol. Idols can do anything.

"H-hee. We're...well, we're not Magical Girls, Chiaki-san, but I'm glad you think so." Iori giggles again, and this time she sounds like she means it. "I...I wish I could do more than just perform, though, sometimes..."

You consider the glowing end of your cigarette briefly, before reminding her to be careful with her words. Wishes are nothing but trouble. She should be satisfied where she is, right now.

"...I haven't forgotten, Chiaki-san. I promise I haven't." Her voice still sounds...happy, even after this mild scolding.

[1/2]

>>24525598
>>24525620
>>Did armoured Chiaki really witch out/ I thought our witch form was Homulily.

Not sure if our Witch form is still Homulily or not, given that Chiaki has had entirely different experiences and traumas from Homura.

But Armored Chiaki sorta witched out, I suppose. Close enough that after slaughtering the entire Siberia base, she was deemed a big enough threat to warrant moving out the entire Ninth Officio.

Sadly, that wasn't enough.

>>24525643

Right. Well. Erm.

You tell her that you don't really have time to talk now, but...you would like to meet with her soon. For coffee. Just to talk, and...and stuff. It's not a date, just meeting for coffee.

"Oh? W-well, sure! I'll be free the entire week, Chiaki-san, so...when would you like to have coffee together?"

You can almost hear her smile, here. In the driver's seat, you could hear Kyoko sniggering.

When do you want the meeting to take place?

[]Tomorrow.
[]The day after tomorrow.
[]Maybe this isn't such a good idea...

>>24525651
>[]The day after tomorrow.

>>24525651
[x]The day after tomorrow.
We'll probably be busy with warmaster shit tomorrow.

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To be honest, I wonder what actually happened with armoured chiaki. How did the procedure failing suddenly turn her into an armoured killing machine?

Was the connection wired the wrong way and Chiaki ended up absorbing the witch that appears at Walpurgisnacht?

I feel like one of these choices is going to be a landmine...

[x] The day after tommorrow.

I hope Midori doesn't get green with envy

>>24525651
>[]The day after tomorrow.

Tomorrow for sleep, we fukken need it.

>>24525651

>[x]The day after tomorrow.

"I've just been promoted and I will need to sort out a lot of things tomorrow"

>>24525651

[X]None of the above

Don't set anything in stone.

If she's free the entire week, we'll check our schedule first since we're busy catching up with work and call her to set something up later.

>>24525663
If Midori is awake by then, we can take her along and watch the fireworks.

>>24525651
[]The day after tomorrow

Can't back out of it now without being rude or causing more problems.
At least this way we can schedule things properly.

>>24525674
This.
Who knows what could come up.
Just say we'll get back to her about it once we get our schedule set .

>>24525651
The day after tomorrow, we have business with the furry little satan that we are employed by tomorrow even if we don't know it yet

>>24525651

>[]Tomorrow.

We have to do this tomorrow.

Guys, Garcia is asking her out for dinner tomorrow. With Flowers and shit.

Something tells me hes gonna ask her out. Officially.

If we leave it open till the next day, she might say now.

>>24525675
this is the pinnacle of bad ideas

but on the other hand keeping them separate may look like two-timing, which also pretty high on the bad ideas totem poll.

in which case we should just do what would end up funner

>>24525674
If this is available i'd LIKE to change to this

>>24525663
voted here.

although I have doubts that not keeping her happy is the flag for bad things...

>>24525674
As much as I agree with your idea, if we have to call her again later, there'll be a whole shitstorm of trying to determine when to call her.

>>24525692
>>Guys, Garcia is asking her out for dinner tomorrow. With Flowers and shit.

You make it sound as if there's something wrong with that.

>>24525695
Shit, if we wait until the day after tomorrow Midori will be up though and she will be wanting to go with us since she is our aide/stalker/fan girl

>>24525710
> Simultaneously NTRing Garcia and cheating on Midori

its like a two-fer one deal

>>24525720
You forgot Pinky.

Threefer.

>>24525713
Actually do you think Midori would be professional enough to take orders to stand by and spy?

She'd... probably be hurt but it'd probably be good to be have our options openned

>>24525710

No im saying that if she still thinks that she has a chance with Chiaki, she WILL turn down Garcia.

And we lose the chance to get her out of our hair permanently.

>>24525651
[x] other
"I'll call you when I know when I'll be free. I have a mountain of back logged work to catch up on."

>>24525733
But

if she removes chiaki from her heart

and gets all emotionally razzle dazzled
She might disregard/forget chiaki's warning about InQBators and contract

>>24525733

Ah, I misunderstood.

In that case, yes, letting her down earlier is better than later.

>>24525732
The other side of the issue is having Midori around could be bad from Iori's point of view

>>24525754

Think she'd recognize Midori as the girl who stood by and was going to let her get raped?

I don't want to find out, personally.

>>24525692

Point.

[x] Tomorrow

We let her down, Garcia swoops in like a prince and she says yes.

>>24525735
>>24525674
>>24525670
>>24525657
>>24525658

How about we combine the votes?

[x] I'll call you when I know I'll be free. I have a mountain of back logged work to catch up on
--[x] try and keep the day after tomorrow open, I've got a gut feeling I won't be done until then

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>>24525728
>trying to NTR Pinky
"And reports indicate that the city of Tokyo vanished in a giant bloody blast of pink magic. News at 11."

Anything that may go on, I think Midori should be in on it. Speaking of our green-haired Magical Manga Artist... Did the point of why she was in Iori's room that first night ever come up?

>>24525747
Well if Sayaka's her good friend and Sayaka becomes our aid then that shouldn't be a problem.

>>24525764
This would be acceptable.

>>24525760
oh

oh shit

I kinda want to see this train-wreck now but I'm afraid of the consequences.

We could always order midori to put on a subtle disguise of sorts though if we're cautious of her being recognized.

Her being recognized as the girl we molested in the brig while we were drunk by Iori would be better than that girl we molested in the brig while we were drunk that ALSO purposely tried to sell her out to rapists

>>24525764
I can agree to that.
We probably have a mountain of work that needs to be done, and tomorrow we will likely need to get things with Sayaka squared away with QB, as well as asking the cat just how hostile the other Officio's have gotten.
He implied that Jyuubey was some kind of rogue, but this recent turn of events makes QB out to be the one who is considered a maverick Incubator.

>>24525766
We could bring that up when we get to speak to Midorin again, starting with that we have to keep a good working relationship with a repeat client

We can drift off to remembering that day and then ask her about that jazz again.

>>24525764

I can agree with this, but it needs to happen before her date with Garcia so we can let her down and she can move on to live happily ever after with the Colombian crime-lord's son.

Actually, come to think of it, I wonder how close Garcia's story is to Black Lagoon...

>>24525766
When we blew her legs off? Her incubator hired her out to the bunch of rapists so she could control Iori and us into letting them in and sidestep the security detail

>>24525805
She already went over that back in Siberia.

>>24525794
Coobie has been hinted at being abnormal for quite a while, even back around thread 50 there were references to him going soft

So a list of things of Interest:
> Midori is very drained
> Gotta keep mami from dying
> Our Officio is being framed? or rather had a bad case of mudslandering properganda shoved it's way?
> talk to sayaka about kyouko and her being co-aides.
> Iori damage control

anything else?

>>24525814
We could you know, ask again under these better circumstances, asking for a reminder while subtly joking that she of all people should know our memory can be less than reliable sometimes

>>24525810
>idol
>having a boyfriend
But that'll kill her career, though.

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>>24525845

Yes

>>24525845
Can you tell me what the problem is?

>>24525838
Yeah, but not as bad as the Third, who decided to completely ignore the whole quota thing to concentrate on human wealth acquisition.

Iori is surprisingly not-crazy. Either something's up or we are, for the most part, assholes for thinking she'd gone totally batcrap over a few phone calls.

I'd even says she's almost...en...endearing.

>>24525838
But our coobie going soft is a good things.

He's like the manager of our department in this giant mega-corporation that we disliked but grew to tolerate and maybe like after all the times he's covered us and hasn't fallen to low business practices and such.

We'll look at the incubators with contempt, but we'll be slighty easier on coobie because we know he's going soft

>>24525840
Sort out with Sayaka just why she is such a raging bitch to us and no one else

>>24525838

We already debrief Midori on that. No need to bring it up again, specially not now after she nearly fucking died putting Chiaki back together.

Guys why don't we just have Midori nearby but out of view, and TALK to Iori about it? We tell her that while Kyuubey is a smarmy bastard who twists the truth to manipulate people into doing what he wants, there are far worse Incubators out there. Incubators that won't hesitate, for example, to assist in a gang-rape. And that the magical girls who fall into their clutches have little choice but to go along with it, until someone gives them a way out.

>>24525845
>>24525856
>>24525867

> Iori gets preggers or otherwise has idol career ruined by relationship with garca
> deep regret
> Mahou shoujo wishes for her to redo her meeting wtih chiiaki, from the beginning, jelly of Midori or something similarly disruptive

welp

>>24525881

>she nearly fucking died

Not to mention that her friend sacrificed herself so he could live again

>>24525867
First is, as stated, Iori getting a boyfriend would be disastrous to her career, and so she's unlikely to accept him in the first place.
Second, if she loses her career, what she holds dear to her heart, isn't it more likely for her to Contract in order to repair her career as an idol?

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>>24525905
So in conclusion, we're doomed.

>>24525880
didn't she already said she just didn't like us.
Trying to change otherwise would be like that episode of Recess when TJ tried to get that ONE ASSHOLE kid that didn't like him on the playground to like him.

He failed

>>24525873
>>24525870
It is good for the girls under his command in the short term but it could lead to trouble down the line if the other incubatos get uppity and think that such ways of thinking warrant exterminatus

>>24525840
>talk to sayaka about kyouko and her being co-aides.

Equerry and Aide.

Equerry is one we have as our Devil's advocate and general fucker-upper, AIde is Public Face, PR, HR, that sort of thing.

And Midori as our Secretary/assistant/deep dark secret missions/make us sandwiches person.

>>24525913
It's noir so of course the worst has to be expected, see >>24525898

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>>24525913

Yep

>>24525922

Nah.

Her official title will be 'Bed-warmer'

>>24525922
>Secretary/assistant/deep dark secret missions/make us sandwiches person.

The word you're looking for with that description is 'Wife'.

I think we are all forgetting that Iori was already pretty solidly lesbian from the start anyway

Remember she and Yayoi were at the very least screwing

In time for thread!
But, but... I have exam tomorrow.
Well, fuck it, I can sleep when I'm dead.

>>24525925
Actually, rethinking on this

Do you think Pinky and Midori are BFFs enough, for if this shit happens she'd try to help midori regain memories of the original timeline somehow? She did claim she;d play fair, and be really mad that Midori's hard work would be undermined by iori, maybe.

oh man so many possibilities aaaaaaaaaaa

>>24525920
I don't see the problem if QB is able to maintain quota.
Though it does bear questioning if the Incubators get their energy from the process of Witching out, or from spent Grief Seeds.

>>24525917
Actually she never said it to Chiaki and she has been getting better

So now we are moderately more together we can attempt to sort it out once and for all

>>24525945
>>Remember she and Yayoi were at the very least screwing

Maybe, maybe not.

Midori said that the bedroom gymnastics was an illusion which came from Iori. It could have just been her fantasy or based off of something more real.

>>24525927
I never really understood how awful it must be for Kyubei to manage a whole stable of hormonal little girls. Honestly I don't blame him for wasting them in the worst ways he can think of.

>>24525944
>>24525935
I'm okay with all of this.

>>24525970
Either way, she wanted to give Yayoi the D.

>>24525970
> we ask midori to disguise self as "new bodyguard, comes with the position"
> after say its Iori she'll spitefully subtly look Yayoi but just tweak a few details to make Iori uncomfortable, like a good jelly waifu would.

>>24525960
It's incubators
We have already seen they are backstabbing little shits so it isn't too big a leap to make from our little furry dickbutt being soft to the rest of the furry little dickbutts deciding to obliterate him and his organization

>>24525945
>Screwing

Do lesbians call it that?

Or should it be Schlicking, Scissoring, or some other 's' euphemism?

Suddenly a whole lot of talking with the consensus that we're fucked whatever we do.

Did I get it right?

>>24525994

Now thats just mean.

>>24525970
>>24525988
Uh, no, wrong. The illusion came from CHIAKI's mind, not Iori's. As far as Iori was concerned, they just hugged a bit.

decu where are you

did you get lost in the Macintosh

>>24525970
Midori said that Iori filled in the details, she just provided the basic framework so I thought it was pretty clear

Not to mention she was doing it one room away from her bodyguard which sort of hinted that it wasn't an unusual thing

>>24526010

You're remembering wrong. Here you go

>>"The worst I ever got was to cuddle with her in my underwear. I made you see that so you wouldn't get any ideas about getting close while I made her sleep. Coincidentally, she was the one who thought that scenario up, so your pure idol isn't as pure as you think."

There you go. Iori was the one who came up with the scenario and Midori based her illusion around it.

>>24525996
Yeah, but don't they have to report to Home Office?
Maybe if we eliminate Jyuubei in a hostile takeover, minimizing casualties among his stable of Magical Girls, that'll force the other Incubators to back off.

>>24526033
Given Jyuubey is a tremendous cock, this might not be a bad thing to consider.

>>24526012
Relax, it's only been 40 minutes.

>>24526033
I think the closest we have to home office is the firsts little moon base

>>24526044
Are we ever *not* considering trying to vaporize incubators?

>>24526065
Sometimes we consider enslaving Coobie instead of killing him outright

Only when we are in a very merciful mood

>>24526065
We should go softer on coobie
maybe only physical abuse instead of gun related violence, like pulling his cheeks apart and stepping on his back.

we can save our bullets for the true dickbutts

>>24526033
>eliminating incubators

That went so well for Homura stopping Kyubes nabbing Madoka, didn't it.

>>24526074

I want to see what happens if chiaki head-pats Kyuubey.

It seems to be part of the warmaster's rights and duties.

>>24526074
Agreed, Coobie's alright. Not perfect, maybe, but pretty alright. And Yuu's Incubator sounds like a cool guy. The Seventh I think? Shichibey?

>>24525945
It'll be good if Garcia screws the lesbian out of her. Rainbows are straighter than most magical girls.

>>24526083
Idols swing both ways.

It widens the appeal, you see.

>>24526082

Nanabey? I don't remember if Seven had different names like Four.

Nanabey sounds really, really cute

>>24526083
If she's a true gold star

her potential to be a magical girl idol is cemented

>>24526074
We haven't really even abused him that much
I think the last thing we did was try to attack him while we were reading the first issue of magical Midori

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>>24525764

You burn through the rest of your cigarette, right down to the filter - and it's then that you tell her to keep the day after tomorrow open. You have a lot of work to catch up on after your two-week furlough - but you think you can manage the day after tomorrow, if nothing else comes up. You'll just call her in advance for any changes.

"A-ah. that's...that's alright, Chiaki-san, I fully understand." Iori's voice sounds much more cleaner now, much happier than it's been at the start of this call. "I'll make sure to keep my phone with me at all times, just in case you call."

...Right. She should. Just in case.

"I'll be waiting, Chiaki-san! Ah, but, you probably need to attend to something else, now, don't you? If so, then...have a good evening, Chiaki-san. O-or, um, early morning. H-haha, I just realized what time it is...goodness, I didn't think it was this late already..."

It's fine. She should sleep. Idols need to take care of their bodies.

"O-of course! I always try to, Chiaki-san! I...I just couldn't sleep before talking to you, that's all, and--" She squeaks at the realization of what she'd said, before resuming hurriedly. "Um, w-well, goodbye, Chiaki-san! Please take care, and I'll be waiting!"

She ends the call just as you say goodbye, and you spend a few moments looking at your phone's screen before putting it away.

That went as well as you were dreading it would.

"Ladykiller Murderface," Kyoko grins at you from the rear view mirror. "You askin' idols out for coffee, now? Man, is that what Warmasters do? I mean, Kharn slept with a few during her time, but..."

How do you respond?

>>24526094
As for the fourth, its either Shibey or Yonbey, though I'm pretty sure it'd sound better if you replaced the b sound with a p.

>>24526108
" Gotta keep a good relationship with a repeat client. Strictly Business "

>>24526108
I. am. not. Kharn.

>>24526108
"No. Fuck you."

>>24526108
"I'm not going out on a date with her. She's obsessed, I need to let her down gently."

>>24526108
"Coffee is as far as it'll go. Business is Business.

Besides, There's a girl in a hospital bed that I owe far more than just a coffee."

>>24526108
"Hey, Cyclops.

What would you do, if you could save someone you cared about from ending up like us? How much would you hurt them, hurt yourself, to spare them our fate?"

Pffffftttt

>>24526131
Initial Response.

>>24526132
Follow-up

short pause

then a combo of

>>24526121
>>24526138

sounds hilarious.

>>24526108
"I prefer more exotic hair colors." And after a more meaningful pause,
>>24526145

what even do you call green haired girls? greenheads?

>>24526108
"It's just for a cup of coffee. I want to let her down easy so she stays away from this kin of life. And I'm not Kharn; can you honestly see me being a mother?"

>>24526108
I think the title does something to you, makes you a ravenous beast.

I mean look at Kharn, she retired from the post and ended up in a steady relationship.
And I did get a funny feeling when I tried the hat on earlier...

>>24526151

I like this. Let's go with this.

>>24526147
Seconding this.

>>24526151
Well Misaka used broccoli head

>>24526147
Sounds good.

>>24526147
"No, fuck you. I'm not going out on a date with her. She's obsessed, I've gotta let her down gently. Gotta keep a good relationship with a repeat client. Coffee's as far as it'll go, period. Strictly Business."

"...Besides. There's a girl in a hospital bed that I owe far more than just a coffee."

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>>24526108
>>24526147
>>24526171

Why not go the whole way.

>>24526147
intial poster,

if you're gonna roll with this, try to include
>>24526145

kyouko input is probably very relevant

that exotic hair colors thing is neat too, but greenhead sounds like some sort of irish metal thing.

>>24526181
>Irish Metal
>The Furleys in Death Thrash makeup

My Brain is full of fuck

>>24526168
Broccoli it is!

>>24526186
> tfw when death metal lyrics with irish bagpipes blaring

Business is business

also mention that I want her to avoid becoming one of us.

Unlike idols, we're not exactly admired or can quit once we have someone

....except for Kharn

>>24526181
"No, fuck you. I'm not going out on a date with her. She's obsessed, I've gotta let her down gently. Gotta keep a good relationship with a repeat client. Coffee's as far as it'll go, period. Strictly Business."

"...Besides. There's a girl in a hospital bed that I owe far more than just a coffee."

A minute or so of silence, or as a reply to Kyoko's continued jabs.

"Kyoko...What would you do, if you could save someone you cared about for ending up like us? How much would you hurt them to spare them our fate? Because I'd much rather keep Iori as a customer than as a coworker. And, while I do give a shit about her...I'm pretty sure I don't feel that way about her."

the word obsessed might be too much.

I think just saying that, it's just coffee and nothing more, also to avoid having her become a magical girl

>>24526208

Just needs the "exotic hair colors" jab and it would be perfect.

>>24525935
>Her official title will be 'Bed-warmer'
I'm pretty sure "deep dark secret missions" cover that. And much, much more.

>>24525945
>inb4: Iori is actually after Fabiola

>>24526229
>Called us 30 times
>"I...I just couldn't sleep before talking to you, that's all, and--"
What would you call it?

>>24526233
"No, fuck you. I'm not going out on a date with her. She's obsessed, I've gotta let her down gently. Gotta keep a good relationship with a repeat client. Coffee's as far as it'll go, period. Strictly Business."

"...Besides. There's a girl in a hospital bed that I owe far more than just a coffee."

A minute or so of silence, or as a reply to Kyoko's continued jabs.

"Kyoko...What would you do, if you could save someone you cared about for ending up like us? How much would you hurt them to spare them our fate? Because I'd much rather keep Iori as a customer than as a coworker. And, while I do give a shit about her...I'm pretty sure I don't feel that way about her." A smirk. "Besides, I'm into more...exotic hair colours."

fair enough, but somethings are better off not said

>>24526261
Its the truth, though. And quite frankly...its bloody unhealthy, and we care about her as a friend to let her drive herself into ruin over us.

We might need to stage an Intervention at some point.

>>24526175
mexicanhalfbreeds.jpg the sequel?

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>>24526175
>>24526250

Yay! Lets see Decu put this up.

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>>24526250
>mfw

But what if she's hiding the barrel under her skirt? I can't reach that far. I bet scooby can grab a shovel and the horses will find mustard.

>>24526390
Everyone is faggots anon, every single person who lays eyes on 4chan is

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>>24526390

Hey, the thing we all agree on is that "The OP is a faggot." However since we can become OP's at one point in time. That means we are all faggots.

>>24526390
You say this like it's news.

>>24526408
>>24526455
don't feed the troll,
keep calm and carry on with suffering

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>>24526502

We can't help it.

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>>24526512
Well, right. At least make sure he eats his veggies too.

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>>24526502

Nooo! He`s cute! I want to keep him as pet!

>get back from work.
>time for 4chan!
>get ready to read the archives
>open catalog as well
>accidentally scroll down further than i usually do
>MGNQ
>check twitter
>been running for nearly 3 hours

y-yeah, well, it's not like I r-really want to participate or a-anything.

>>24526559
it's still some 4-5 hours from finishing.

>>24526559
Baka!

>>24526559

I-It's not like we wanted you here either!

Hmmph.

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>>24526559
>>24526590
>all that tsun
>mfw

>>24526108
[x]"Please don't even joke about me picking up Kharn's reputation. I'm just trying to be friendly.

...Don't laugh at me trying to be friendly, I'm not good at it."

>>24526529
Who is this? Looks familiar and also cute

>>24526609

But thats forbidden love

>>24526631
Spaghetti-tan. From the heart-thumping adventure manga 'It's not my fault I'm not popular.'.

>>24526618
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>>24526618
I like his post

>>24526631
Tomoko.
Spaghetti-chan.
Protagonist of "It's Not My Fault That I'm Not Popular!" manga.

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>>24526650
>>24526671
So as I understand it, it's your wish to be very popular?

>>24526671
Don't forget Best Girl.

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>>24526502
Words to live by.

>>24526709
No, my wish is for the universe to just end already.

>>24526250

You glare at Kyoko for a moment, before replying that you're just trying to be professional about the whole thing. This means trying to keep a good working relationship with a repeat client no matter what you or Iori felt about each other. Coffee is as far as it'll go - strictly business. Besides, if you have time to socialize, then you have time to take care of a certain green-haired Callidus who's busily sleeping off her medicine in a hospital bed.

"Oh? Heh, well, that's new." Kyoko replies, sounding rather pleased. "First time I've heard you talk that way about someone else other than Mami."

That so? Is it a bad thing?

"Nah, not in particular. Just different from the usual 'Mami this', an' 'Mami that'. Guess it's a good thing, if anything else." With the car braking at a stoplight, she turns to grin at you. "Just watch out, all I'm saying. It's easy enough to get signals mixed up if you just do things without thinkin' about them first."

Right. Since when did she become the relationship expert all of a sudden?

"Aw, I'm just tellin' you what Mami told me back then!" Kyoko turns back to the road as the stoplight turns green, the car moving once more. "If you wanna get into a relationship, all well and good, but you gotta do things properly. 'Specially considering our unique situation, and all, bein' what we are and everything. It's not just getting a boyfriend or a girlfriend and then callin' it a day, it's makin' sure the both of you understand what's up, and what could happen, and being okay with it."

...You're not exactly looking for relationship advice at the moment, but should the time come that you do, you'll keep her in mind.

"Yeah, well, just don't rush into stuff if you're not completely sure."

Yeah, alright.

Silence.

"...Does that mean you're not into that idol, then?" Kyoko looks at you from the rear view mirror, her one remaining eye narrowed at you.

[1/2]

>>24526734

You blink at this, before shaking your head slowly.

No. You're...well. You're not sure. But you're...into more exotic hair colors. Yes. That.

"Hah!"

The rest of the drive resumes in a slightly-uncomfortable silence. But you feel like you've just dodged something horrible for actually giving Iori a call.

You hope that being Warmaster doesn't really involve more of that kind of thing.

You're not too sure you can do a whole lot of that.

Soon enough, you arrive at Kyoko's apartment building. An elevator ride to the ninth floor and a bit of a walk later, and you're in front of Apartment #913. You note that it's a rather large apartment in the good side of the city - not too rich, but certainly a well-off side. Kyoko reaches up to adjust the ushanka - she'd worn it the entire trip here - before ringing the doorbell incessantly.

Is...is she not even going to take the ushanka off? You tell her that it still smells like the drunken bear they made it out of.

"Aw, it doesn't smell that much!" Kyoko grins, still madly ringing the doorbell. "Hah, she probably fell asleep waitin' for us, I kinda drove a bit too slowly there..."

"Alright, alright! For heaven's sake...!" A familiar voice, slightly dull from sleep but still crispily sharp bursts from behind the door, and you hear multiple locks being quickly undone. A moment later, the door swings away to reveal Sayaka, wearing a slightly wrinkled white shirt with a pair of spats. She's frowning, as usual. "Christ, Kyoko, stop ringing the doorbell like a damn maniac---and what the hell is that stench?" She covers her nose and mouth with one hand, glaring at you for a moment, and then at Kyoko's headgear. "Ugh, it stinks!"

"Eh? What stinks?" Kyoko blinks, and you murmur something about the ushanka. She blinks at you, before reaching up and taking the ushanka off. "I...I guess it's sorta fragrant, but I didn't think it smells that bad, really..."

[2/3]

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>>24526745

"...Give it here, I'll have it aired out the kitchen window and wash it tomorrow," Sayaka reaches out for the ushanka, and Kyoko looks at you for a moment before handing it over.

"Well, okay, but Murderface gave it to me, so..." The red-haired Eversor begins hesitantly, much like a kid asking a bully to please take care of their toy that they'd just stolen.

"I know. I asked her to." Sayaka gingerly takes the ushanka from Kyoko's hands, holding it between thumb and forefinger - the way you'd pick up a dead rat. "Christ, Murderface, couldn't you have bought her a new one? One that doesn't smell like a bear fucked in it?"

How do you respond?

>>24526770
"Kharn provided it. I can fly you to siberia if you'd like to complain about her taste in hats?"

>>24526770
"I figured this would be more authentic. Properly Russian."

>>24526770
"But it IS new. Very new. The steaks were pretty good."

>>24526770

"In soviet russia, Hat fucks Bear."

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>>24526770

"Hello to you too."

Heh this >>24526788
"You can thank Kharn"

>>24526770
"Hey, this was Kharn's prized possession, it wasn't easy getting it."

Smile and tell her that you wanted to have it made fresh so the smell will make Kyoko think of you all the time.

Make it as a joke, as far as Muderface could be humorous

>>24526770

It's kharn's. be glad theres no blond neither-hair or panties stuffed in it.

>>24526745
>The rest of the drive resumes in a slightly-uncomfortable silence. But you feel like you've just dodged something horrible for actually giving Iori a call.

>You hope that being Warmaster doesn't really involve more of that kind of thing.

Better to dodge it than not dodge it, Murderface!

>How do you respond?

"Ha! Is good joke! Become my Equerry!"

>>24526770

well, seems like we can't do anything right in her eyes.

"... didn't have a whole lot of time to go get a new one, you're welcome."

between the murderous: bears, magical girls, incubators, witches, personality fragments, eldritch abominations.

we had very little free time.

>>24526770
"It belonged to Kharn. I.. can't promise in good conscience that it wasn't fucked in at some point."

>>24526788

Start off with "Nice to see you too." and then >>24526788

No need to mention it was Kharn's or Sayaka might burn it.

>>24526770
I tried but I sort of had troubles with my mind being all over the place... literally

>>24526770
"Yeah, I'm also happy to see you again, Sayaka." eye the hat "Sorry about the stench, the only breed of bears available at the moment in Siberia are these stinking Murderbears, they killed and ate the rest of local fauna. Unless you count hostile Magical Girls, but making hat out of that one would be a bit too much on the creepy side. Even by my standards." give her a second to process it "Can we come in?"

>>24526837
Mutter this near the end of whatever you say to Sayaka

>>24526745
>A moment later, the door swings away to reveal Sayaka, wearing a slightly wrinkled white shirt with a pair of spats

What are you doing Sayaka? You're not supposed to be sexy.

>>24526770
Respond by stopping time. Then Make Out with Pinky. Then resume time and continue as if nothing happened. Blame Kharn for the smell.

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>>24526887

Sayaka can be anything she wants.

>>24526924
>Bellybutton Soulgem

I wonder if there is any Magical Girls with Vagina soulgems?

>>24526931
Well I guess that's one place to keep it.

>>24526853
Kharn pretty much all but made hats out of hostile magical girls, given that she took their skulls. She even took Wakaba's. And was cleaning it when Midori was there.

Even more justification for Midori slapping the shit out of her later.

>>24526950
That Kharn and her wacky antics!

>>24526931
Be a good place to keep it to keep Chiaki from sniping it during timestop. Unless you're Madoka, she'll never think to look there.

>>24526950
>And was cleaning it when Midori was there.
It's not like having a rotting skull on the cupboard would have been better.

>>24526943
>that one doujin
no
please
not again
I can't take the cuteness

>>24526931
That would give the whole new dimension to "lick the Soul Gem" trick.

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>>24526887
>What are you doing Sayaka? You're not supposed to be sexy.

I know most of you guys don't like Sayaka but, come on, that's just mean.

>>24526770
Don't look a gift hat in the mouth it smells worse inside. Get onto business.

Bad end idea:
Drunken 2some with Kyoko and Sayaka.
Their relationship is ruined.
Friendship with Kyoko ruined.
Sayaka decides to kill us for real this time.
Midori heartbroken and hates us.
Iori Heartbroken and hates us.
Mami hates us for destroying her circle of friends just when we were turning our life around.
Pinky drops the dere part of Yandere.
Super powered golden weapon armed Sayaka strikes us down while Pinky watches.
But every cloud has a silver lining: We get a note from Kharn congratulating us on our first conquest as warmaster just before we die.

>>24526770
"I wanted to make sure it was authentic, and it came with the recommendation of Kharn."

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>>24526975
>Sayaka
>Sexy

Choose one.

Miki Sayaka. Not even once.

>>24527098
>hating on one meguca
>waifuing the other
>opinions = facts
/a/ pls go

>>24527110
Blueberry plz.

>>24527076
Alternately:
Threesome happens, but Sayaka gets a bit dere and forgives us for it
Kyouko does as well because it made Sayaka stop hating us quite so much and things can normalize after a period of awkwardness
Iori brokenhearted
Midori brokenhearted but forgives us like the broken person she is
Mami sees only a strengthed bond between her friends and can only go Ara Ara at the weird way it came about
Pinky gets pissed and just stops helping/tries to kill us for a while, but we can survive it
And THEN Kharn says next time try to get Mami in on it to surpass and do what Kharn could never accomplish

>>24526839
Wasn't Sayaka the one who idolized Kharn?