>>24538012
>Take a walk. "Ya'll bunch of haters."

>>24538012
>Change the subject. "So, Rose, how's the new uniform working out for you?"

>Take a walk. "Ya'll bunch of haters."

I don't think Rose cares to be reminded of her uniform.

>>24538059
Which is why we should poke at her for making fun of our awesome hat.

>>24538012
>>Take a walk. "Ya'll bunch of haters."

>Take a walk. "Ya'll bunch of haters."

>>24538012
>Change the subject. "So, Rose, how's the new uniform working out for you?"
Let the haters hate.

[x] Change the subject. "So, Rose, how's the new uniform working out for you?"

>>24538012
>Change the subject. "So, Rose, how's the new uniform working out for you?"
They just don't get it do they.

>but your crew had improvised a bit- black slacks with a white button-up
>not wearing BDUs

>Take a walk. "Ya'll bunch of haters."

>>24538012
>Change the subject. "So, Rose, how's the new uniform working out for you?"

Why would she wear a skirt inside a tank?

"You're all just jealous because I didn't get you one."

>>24538307
Because Japan.

>>24538314
And walk away, obviously.

>>24538331
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>24538327
First chance we get we're buying the lady some shorts.

>>24538012
Ahh glad I made it here to the start. now then

>Take a walk. "Ya'll bunch of haters."

>Change the subject. "So, Rose, how's the new uniform working out for you?"

>>24538372
rules might prohbit her from wearing them.

>Take a walk. "Ya'll bunch of haters."

>>24538372
Bike shorts under a skirt. The best combination.

>>24538436
Hell that's what I'm wearing right now.

>>24538012
>>Take a walk. "Ya'll bunch of haters."

Hater gonna hate.

>>24538451
THE BEST COMBINATION.

>>24538491
The very best

>>24538535
Not during summer it isn't.

>>24538541
Appearance-wise, it's ALWAYS the best choice.

Anyway, we came here to TANK, so let's TANK.

Haters Gonna Hate.
Operators Gonna Operate.
Tankers Gonna Tank.

"You guys are just jealous that I've got a badass battle helmet with goggles and everything..." You say defensively.

"Believe me, I'm not jealous." Roy mutters, paging through a comic.

"Really, I'm just a bit disappointed that of all the things you could've spent money on, it was a knockoff of a replica of something you could've gotten for $10 at any Military surplus shack in the states." Rose says, finally getting her skirt to what she must believe is an acceptable length.

"Bah! I'm out!" You say turning around and dramatically throwing your arms up. "You guys are just haters! HATERS!" You yell as you walk off.

>Out to the field, fresh air would be great.
>Look around for some familiar faces.
>Call the lower decks and see what's up with Black Jack.

>>24538665
GO TO TANK. CARESS TANK. TANK LOVES US, WE LOVE TANK.

>>24538686
Bury face in tank's steering wheel and motorboat it!

>>24538665

We must Show BlackJack our new Battle Helmet. He will not be a Hater OR Jelly.

shhh, my Yukari sense is tingling...

>Look around for some familiar faces.

I wonder where Yukari is as she'd like it.

>>24538665
>Out to the field, fresh air would be great.

Short term goals:
1. Run into Erwin
2. Tell her we read her book

>>24538665
>>Out to the field, fresh air would be great.
While wearing our hat, of course. Show everybody its magnificence

As much as my inner /k/ wants to go check out Black Jack, I'm going to say

>Look around for some familiar faces.

>>24538745
>Tell her we read her book.

This so hard.

>>24538745
Agreed.

>George S Patton's ride never ends

>>24538665
Look around for some familiar faces.

>>24538665
>Out to the field, fresh air would be great.

Nothing like the ocean breeze to terrify a tank owner.

>>24538665
[x] Out to the field, fresh air would be great.

>>24538818
Make a note to invest in some bedliner or plastidip or something

Take the tank out for some fresh air.

>>24538891
I don't think we can without our crew.

>>24538665
>>Out to the field, fresh air would be great.

>>24538665
>Out to the field, fresh air would be great.

>>24538012
>Out to the field, fresh air would be great.

>>24538665
>Look around for some familiar faces.

>Call the lower decks and see what's up with Black Jack.

>>24538707
This. We have to check up on our tank...

gotta make sure yukari isnt fucking with black jack

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I REQUIRE TONK!
[X]BLACK JACK AND [s/]HOOKERS![/s] Yukari

>>24538665
>Out to the field, fresh air would be great
Get some salty air

>>24539141
How bout those spoiler tags.

>>24539166
Maybe I fucked them up on purpose?

Maybe not?

>>24539166

looks more like strike-though tags to me. shame there are no font tags here...

>>24539166
he was trying to strike through and if he wanted to do them right he'd use [s ] Without the space in the brackets and finish it up with [/s ]

[s]like this[/s]

>>24539202
...Right.

The nice thing about being on an enormous boat in the middle of the ocean is that even in the middle of August, there is a constant cool breeze. You enjoy this as you walk about the school grounds. Closing your eyes you turn your face up into the sun.

The feeling is glorious. Not as good as commanding a forty-ton warmachine, but pretty close in it's own regard. It is as you drink in the glory of late summer weather that your foot catches something expectedly. You stumble a step forward before falling forward down a short embankment and ending up upside down against a tree.

"You should be more careful." A bored monotone floats down from the path above.

>"Who the hell are you?!"
>"What the hell was that?!"
>"A little help please?!"

>>24539237
>Right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATGrbTN63H4

Gotta say it right.

>>24538400
>"What the hell was that?!"

>"A little help please?!"

>>24539269
"Duly noted."

Make it seem like you belong there, under the tree.

>>24539294
>>24539269
Wow why I link there? I don't know

>>24539269
Well we tripped over Mako

No surprise there

check to see what we tripped on. if it was a person or their stuff, offer apologies.

>>24539269
>"A little help please?!"
"I've fallen, and I can't get up"

>>24539309
Seconding this don't even get up this is our place now.

>"What the hell was that?!"

>>24539337
Patton would get pissed they were lying there instead of working. Just saying.

>>24539269
oh god this >>24539309

>"Who the hell are you?!"

>>24539309
Yup, going with this.

>>24539309
Toss in another for this.

>>24539309
Yes, act natural

Where are dem archives.

also; >What the hell

>>24539309
This!

>>24539467
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=GuPQ

Not like it's hard to search the archives.

>>24539269
>"Duly noted."
>Make it seem like you belong there, under the tree.
GLORIOUS

>>24539496
Second

>>24539309
This gets my vote!

>>24539309
Fourth?-ing this.

Are you guys sure it's consistent with his character or this is typical /tg/ decision making going on here ("pointing your gun up towards the ceiling is a better choice than most of the ones /tg/ does")?

>>24539597
Pattons our here. Enough said.

>>24539597
We're pretending we meant to do this in an effort to save face, seems consistent to me.

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>>24539612
Hero. Fuck. My fingers are faster then my brain.

>>24539597
I wrote the post you are referring to and I support this course of action.

Make of that what you will.

>>24539597
A tank commander must always look like they're in control. Even as everything burns down around them. This seems to follow that creed.

>>24539597
He's certainly shown enough sarcasm and sense of humor to do it as a joke if nothing else.

>>24539269
"Hello."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZjLDgOns54

>>24539718
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlScQn-8y3o

>>24539680
Well, unless where Rich is concerned anyway.

>>24539717
touche. I was just concerned as I've seen cases of people running with a questionable choice just because it was funny.

>>24539638
>then
Than. Your fingers are faster THAN your brain.

>>24539738
Asa no Tatakai gets posted all the time. Melancholic not as much.

>>24539718
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3s6TfiA8c8

>>24539775

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

>Not having our crew open up with BEARFORCE (Just replace boys with girls)

>>24539771
Melancholic sounds too lively for me, it doesnt fit Mako as well.

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>>24539741
In the scenario presented in the image Rich would be the one handing us a sandwich.

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I'd just like to remind everyone.

Jagdpanther.

>>24539680
Pretty much this.

>>24539818
What kind of cheese?

>>24539975
Grilled of course.

>>24539975
That has been lost to history I'm afraid.

grilled cheese sandwich is best sandwich

Surely OP will deliver...

>>24539975
The most American cheese to ever be produced by the bovine race.

>>24540158
But that's a quote from a British tanker.

>>24540166
He was driving an American tank. Therefore, the rations would have been American, too.

>>24540166
Every Grant tank comes with a complementary wheel of American cheese.

>>24540179
>Implying the Grant and the Lee are the same tank
>No, lend-leases don't count

>>24540179
*sigh* the grant was an american tank, sold to, modified by, and fielded by the british.

>>24540158
processed cheese stuff?

>>24540244
Next we will hear about how the Grizzly and Firefly are totally different tanks than the Sherman.

>>24540185
>>24540200
>>24540244
Ken Giles was actually operating a Lee at the time, though it was in pre-battle of El Alamein North Africa so it would have been a British issue cheese of some kind.

>>24540262
And then about how the entire KV-1 and KV-2 were the same.
'cos that's what that means, right?
Right?

>>24540253
Well, could be Cheddar. Americans consume almost as much Cheddar as the English do.

>>24540300
Likely because cheddar is best cheese

I can't help feeling this discussion has gone slightly astray somewhere...

>>24540344
How about them Abrams? They're nice.

Not much else to do while OP is away.

>>24540300
Yeah, but processed cheese stuff is what American cheese is.

"Yeah. Noted." You say, forcing yourself not to groan in pain as you attempt to extricate yourself from you tree while looking for your new helmet. "Still, who lies around a path like that...?"

You finally gind your prize, dusting it off before tucking it under your arm and climbing back up the embankment. "So who the heck are you anyway-" You start as you finally get sight of the girl that tripped you.

She's gently snoring with a book over her face.

"Ah."

>Let sleeping garupans lie.
>Wake her up gently.
>Poke her.

>>24540389
>Let sleeping garupans lie.
She has low blood pressure, okay?

>>24540389

REMOV BOOK
YELL IN HER EAR
POKE HER LIKE THE POKE OF THE POKE STAR

>>24540377
Yes. I know... I don't know how that came about. It's not even really cheese, and you have places in America like Wisconsin that makes great copies of European cheeses and even some new kinds.

>>24540389
>Wake her up gently.

I'm not sure what there is to be gained, but it seems worth a try.

>>24540389
>Let sleeping garupans lie.

You know what. Forget it. Just move on.

>>24540389
>WAKE UP, DIPSHIT!

>>24540389
>Let sleeping garupans lie.

No sense in antagonizing her.

>>24540389
[x] Wake her up gently.
She'll get stood on, there. Maybe she should move to the tree.

>>24540389
Drag her off the path, at least.

>>24540389
>drive a tank past her and do donuts

>>24540435
>Drag her off the path
But then Kampfgruppe Miho won't nearly run her over and wind up recruiting her and her awesome driving skills! Do you NOT want to see a PzKpfw IV Ausf. F2 dorifuto?

>>24540389
>Wake her up gently.

Try to get her to sleep somewhere else

>>24540467
That won't be for days yet.

>>24540389
>Let sleeping garupans lie.
Though maybe we should move her out of the path somehow?

>>24540467
That won't happen for a few more days anyway

>>24540389
>>Let sleeping garupans lie.

>>24540389
>>Wake her up gently.

Wakey wakey.

>Let sleeping garupans lie.

Seriously, what reason do we have to wake her?

>>24540523
Um... muh freedoms?

>Move her out of the way.

>>24540389
>>Poke her.
Wake the hazard.

>physically manipulating an unconscious female
THIS WILL END WELL FOR ALL INVOLVED

Dragging people around is impolite. If you want to move her wake her up first

>>24540581
Sleeping in the middle of the goddamn road's a bit impolite too.

>>24540577
WE ANIME NOW.

>>24540577
SOUNDS LIKE THE EXPRESS TRAIN TO A MISUNDERSTANDING AND JAPANESE HUMOR.

>>24540577
I don't think Mako would give a shit.

>>24540638
Anyone else who sees us would.

>>24540595
That does not justify manhandling her

>>24540644
YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING WOODS WHO WOULD SEE?

"Asleep again already?" You say, mostly to yourself as the girl snores gently at your feet. You could probably just leave her there, but the lunch break doesn't last forever and she probably doesn't want to be late.

You nudge her with your foot. "Hey. Uh, you. You should wake up." You crouch down next to her and shake her shoulders gently. "C'mon, you can take a nap at home. You're gonna be late for class if you sleep like this..."

She turns away from you groggily, hugging the book to her face. "Don't care. Always late."

You look down at her, reach over and quickly grab the book away from her face, exposing it to the brilliant August sun.

She blinks in the sudden light before looking at you. "I hate you." She says with all the emotion of a ballpoint pen.

>Introduce yourself.
>Let's see her fall asleep with this.
>Shouldn't you get some food during lunch?

>>24540670
>Introduce yourself

With a side serving of Murrica

>>24540658
Someone would.
It's like a universal law of anime physics.
If you do something that could be misconstrued as something ad, SOMEONE will see you and misconstrue it.
>>24540670
>Shouldn't you get some food during lunch?

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>>24540649

We're foreigners in a land completely alien to us--it's only natural that we commit a cultural faux-pas or three.

>>24540670
Off to a great start. Let's keep this trainwreck rolling.


>Introduce yourself.

>>24540691
Gaijin smash is our modus operandi

>>24540670
>Introduce yourself.
Might as well tell her who done this awakening

Tell her to DRIVE A TANK.

>>24540670
>Shouldn't you get some food during lunch?

I bet that's the reason she's sleepy.

>>24540670
>>Introduce yourself.
.

>>24540724
This.

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>>24540670

>"I hate you." She says with all the emotion of a ballpoint pen

Oh Mako.

>Introduce ourselves
then
>Shouldn't you get some food during lunch?

>>24540739
this

It's not healthy to keep on skipping food like that.

>>24540670

>Let's see her fall asleep with this.

I don't know what this is but lets see her fall asleep with it.

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FRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

>>24540688
Take that, Califailia laws?

>>24540866
oh god i laughed way to hard at that

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>>24540801

Especially when Hana is eating MURRICA-sized portions of food to nourish her ahoge

>>24540670
>>Introduce yourself.

>>24540904
I mean that might be the reason why she's the smallest girl of team anglerfish: Skipping out on lunch.

>>24540670
>Introduce yourself

>Decide to play some WoT while waiting for OP.
>One-shotted by derps five times.
>Tracked and killed by arty.
>No wins.
>WR drops 2%.

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>>24539818
Have a superior /ak/ version.

>>24540904
>Ahoge
Don't you mean Ahegao?

>>24541138
If the porn is accurate, both.

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>>24541138

Naw, man. Just naw.

>>24541124
Because every Guppie thread is also a Wotter thread.

>>24541183
Is it not?

>>24541228
Well I'm playing War Thunder between posts so...

You hop back as she weakly kicks at you after attempting to grab the book back. You look down at her as she seems to lose energy.

"You know, I bet you'd have more will to stay awake if you ate something." You nod sagely. Her annoyance just makes this all the more fun. "Yep. Gotta make sure you eat three square meals a day!"

Mako groans as she pulls herself to her knees. "I don't need lunch... I just need a quick... little... nap." She says as she begins to nod off again.

"Hey! No!" You say, nudging her with your foot. "Did you even eat breakfast this morning?" You say, dodging backwards again as she lashes out before again slowly losing energy.

"No." She sighs. "I overslept."

You grin. "Well there's your problem!" You take a few steps backwards, towards the cafeteria. "Come! We shall feast upon the delicacies of your nation!"

She looks at you with annoyance.

"Or I can just keep your book." You say flatly, holding the book behind your back for illustration.

"Fine." She mutters, wobbily picking herself up.

>Introduce yourself.

>>24541243
I'm just lamenting that I'm having shit luck. Derps and SPGs all over my ass.

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>>24541250
"Nice to meet you. I'm the guy who will annoying you for the foreseeable future."

>>24541250
Is this where we give her hamburgers and coke and start clapping when she finishes?

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>>24541250

So...we Mako route now?

>Introduce yourself

>>24541280
Unlikely

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>>24541280
>not Yukari
Step up senpai.

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>>24541280
Yes, silliness of this magnitude requires TWO responses

>>24541280
Doubt it it's just the introduction and out of the anglerfish, her reception is the least warmest.

>>24541280
Last I checked just speaking to someone with tits in passing does not in fact put you on a 'route'.

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>>24541280
I mean, I'm not saying she's not -good-, BUT...

Regardless of the MCs chosen paramour, We offer a helping hand to those in need of American Freedoms... and this young lady clearly needs all the Freedoms she can get...

>>24541398
Does "Freedoms" mean "hamburgers?" Because I think it means "hamburgers."

>>24541398
Actually, what she really needs is structure, self confidence, and drive.
And there is one way to help her build those last two, while providing the first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEJWyxicvIo

>>24541398
She has a serious freedom deficiency.

>>24540876
The term is "Commiefornia"

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>>24541398
>>24541422
>>24541441
>>24541443

>>24541443
I was using one of the /k/ terms.

>>24541431
I support this wholeheartedly.

>>24541431
How about no

>>24541476
But seriously, fuck California.

>>24541431
PT them.
PT them ALL. (Especially Rich.)

>>24541422
It's what comes to mind when I think of America, so yeah, let's get her some FREEDOM.

Keep a few steps ahead of her as you guide her, her book in hand, towards the cafeteria. "C'mon, we're almost there, Sleepy!" You call out as she half walks, half-stumbles across the quad. "Actually, I don't think I ever asked your name?" You say, glancing back at her.

"Mako." She says so quietly you barely understand.

"What was that?"

"My name is Mako Reizei." She says more loudly. "Can I have my book back, please?" She asks.

"Food first!" You state with a bit more glee than is probably necessary before introducing yourself back to her. Finally you lead her into the school's cafeteria. The place is pretty well populated with students and even a couple of teachers. Casually scanning the room, you don't spot any of your crew, but there might be some of the girls you'd met yesterday on the ferry. On the other hand, the lunch line is still going strong, and there's some very alluring smells coming from it.

>Find someone familiar.
>Get your grub on.

>>24541546
>Find someone familiar.

Harem route is a GOOOO

>>24541518
"Oh, your citizens can't buy any of my stuff anymore, huh? Well, neither can you, and I'm not fixing any of your shit either, Cali."
-Ronnie Barrett

>>24541546
>Get your grub on.

Food first.

>>24541546
>Find someone familiar.

Hopefully someone who will tell us to stop being an ass

>Find someone familiar.

let's see who we run into. if it's Miho we can try apologizing for touching upon sensative matter.

>>24541546
>Find someone familiar.
Maybe we can try to boost Miho's confidence a bit before we TANK.

>>24541539
Oh please, if we're gonna introduce these girls to AMERICAN COOKING we'll do it with a massive cookout to celebrate our first victory. Introduce them to the glory of chili cheese dogs.
>>24541546
>Find someone familiar.
Maybe Yukari can help us out here.

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>>24541546

>Get your grub on.

Let's grab some food first. We can look for familiar faces afterwards.

>>24541584
>chili cheese dogs.
>Not pulled pork, brisket, or smoked chicken
The fuck's the matter with you?

>>24541584
That's true. Show them a real American barbeque. Build a goddamn grill/smoker out of some 50 gallon drums and coal. Roast a whole pig. The local National Guard unit used to do that every 4th of July. Shit was rad.

>>24541630
Needs some fried okra and jambalaya (made with a boat paddle).

Find someone familiar with whom we can leave Mako under their observation while we go and requisition some food for the both of us...

>>24541638
We should throw a Triphop-Hawaiian themed luau, with roasted pigs and everything.

>>24541675
What about a Cuban-style pig roast? That shit is delicious.

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>>24541693

>>24541675
This thread is making me hungry.

Could we please keep our Patriotism to appropriate levels? We don't want to come off as "THAT MERRICAN"

>>24541749
But all we're doing is planning a bitchin' party. We'll need pickup and a tarp of course, so we can make a redneck hot tub. Kidding.

>>24541761
We should throw it in the bar that Patrick's gonna open up and invite all our bridge friends.

>>24541761
Not that I disagree with showing the girls bits of the US, but all things in moderation.

>>24541800
I'd show all the girls a bit of my "US", IYKWIM

>>24541784
Let's wait until after the first actual engagement that these ladies participate succeeds.

>>24541800
>AMERICA
>moderation
pick one you commie

>>24541814
By US, do you mean "penis," presumably erect for the purposes of fornication with garupans?

I'm fine with maximum 'merica if it reduces the chances of waifufaggotry

>>24541820
Moderation was one of Ben Franklin's 13 virtues.
Are you claiming to be more American than BEN MOTHERFUCKING FRANKLIN you pinko fuck?

>>24541761
Appropriate levels would be flying a Nyberg battle flag along with a cavalry flag from our tank into battle.

>>24541849
BEN FRANKLIN spent too much time with the french to be trusted with matters like AMERICAN PATRIOTISM you godless red fuck

>>24541878
You forgot that the French played a part in getting the US its independence.

>>24541878
You know what Ben Franklin was DOING during his time with the French? Other than convincing them to help America out? Fucking their wives.

>>24541905
Which if you think about it kinda goes against the whole moderation thing, but you know "not as I do" and all that...

>>24541905
Fuck your right he is more AMERICAN than me, he fucked the French into helping us and ignored his own advice. NEW ROLE MODEL ACQUIRED

I vote that we try to be as American as possible in a good way. Try to embody the virtues of what America supposedly stands for. Strong-willed and stubborn, but friendly and accepting. Utterly loyal to our friends, too. You fuck with them, you fuck with us.

>>24541929
>>24541956
No no, he only fucked SOME of their wives.
Thus, he fucked their wives in moderation.

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>>24541977

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>mfw Franklin

>>24541968
>Not ruthlessly pragmatic and constantly weighing his options in terms of profit potential
>Not outrageously racist and believing in stereotypes
>Not the most fairweather friend

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>>24541977

>>24542033
I'm saying we should be Captain America. Old America, what it was supposed to be.

>>24542055
>responding to a troll

I thought you were better than this, /tg/

You grab a tray as you get in line, keeping the book away from Mako to force her to get in line as well. As you look over the available items, you realise you have no clue what anything is. Except the sushi. And the rice. There isn't a microwaved hamburger or fried chicken patty to be seen- not even a slice of french-bread pizza. So you do what comes natural to you. You grab small plates at random. Some rice here, a few pieces of sushi there. You pour a ladle of noodles into a cup. "What's all these white cubes?" You ask Mako.

"Tofu." She says quietly, watching you place a bowl of orange sherbert on tray for desert.

"Smells good. You should get something." She slips her plate onto the counter and gets a measly helping of rice, a cup of soup and some sort of salad. Bah, she'll learn in time.

You leave Mako's book on the counter in front of her, secure in the knowledge that if she's got the food she'll probably eat it. Turning around you beging to scan the room a bit more thoroughly. You actually see a few recognizable faces. Mako takes her plate of food and heads for an unoccupied table near the back of the cafeteria. Closer to the food line you see Miho, and the two girls from yesterday, Hana and Saori. On the other side of the cafeteria, attempting to look like she's not watching Miho, Hana and Saori, is Yukari.


> Sit with Mako.
> Sit with Miho, Hana and Saori.
> Sit with Yukari.

>>24542033
We're what Americans like to say we are. Not how the majority of us actually act

>>24542098
> Sit with Mako.

We're making damn sure she gets her nutrients.

>>24542098
>Mako

>>24542098
> Sit with Yukari.
Show her the helmet, and talk about TANKS.

> Sit with Yukari.

Just to address her potential stalker habits.... that and Time with Yukari.

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>>24542098

>Sit with Miho, Hana, and Saori

Let's get to know our fellow classmates a bit--and see if we can drag Mako along, too.

> Sit with Yukari.

Time for tankchat.

>>24542098
It's Yukari time!

we must show Yukari our Battle Helmet.

> Sit with Yukari.

Mostly indifferent by and large, but maybe we can at least TALK about tanks with this option.

>>24542098
> Sit with Miho, Hana and Saori.
Eh.

>>24542176
Sssssshit, I didn't think of this. The choice is clear. She's the only one who isn't a hater.

>>24542098
>Sit with Mako.
We're well on our way to a Social Link with Yukari already, we should build towards one with Mako.

>>24542212
What about curbing Yukari's Miho stalking before it starts? Maybe we can find a way to push her into a friendship on more normal terms with hte other girl

>>24542098
>> Sit with Miho, Hana and Saori.

Pissing against the tide...

>>24542098
> Sit with Miho, Hana and Saori.

>>24542098
SIT WITH THEM ALL.NOTHING SHALL STOP OUR FRIENDLINESS.NOTHING

>>24542098
>> Sit with Miho, Hana and Saori.

>>24542098
> Sit with Yukari.
Lets get her to stop with the stalking thing
.

>>24542098
>> Sit with Yukari.

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>>24542288

So...just push all the tables together because we're loose cannon Americans that don't play by the rules?

>>24542323
>not Kay

Heresy.

>>24542098
>> Sit with Miho, Hana and Saori.

>>24542098
>> Sit with Miho, Hana and Saori.
Pissing against the avalanche.

>>24542098
> Sit with Yukari.

>>24542323
I second this. We can probably get away with being rather disruptive, what with their needing our tank and our team. Plus, it gets two obvious loaners to hang out wiht at least one semipositive role model.

>>24542098
Sit with Yukari.

>>24542323
Just do this, sounds like a good idea

>>24542379
>We can probably get away with being rather disruptive
Well, yeah, we have the power of the GAIJIN SMASH at our disposal after all.

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>>24542379

>dat conversation in the cafeteria coming to a complete halt
>dat shrieking produced by dragging the tables closer together
>dat awkward silence as we all sit down like nothing happened

>>24542098
>> Sit with Miho, Hana and Saori.

thank god /tg/ isn't in foreign relations as it'd have certainly started WWIII and WWIV by now.

>>24542098
>> Sit with Yukari.

>>24542466
So, basically this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w67dhHLUK3M&t=02m16s

>>24542499
>>24542128 Here
This has my vote if only to see how they react.

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>>24542098
I think you already knew my answer.

>>24542537
i'm voting for this too

>>24542098
> Sit with Yukari.

On a semi related note, does anyone here play arty? If so, which country?
>I love the Lorr.39

You make your way through the cafeteria with about as much attention as an American guy in a Japanese girls' school with a tray of food in one hand and an army helmet in the other would be due, but you still seem to get the drop on Yukari.

"Sup." You say, placing your tray on the table. "Yukari right?"

"Oh! Hello!" She says happily. You place your helmet on the table and her eyes light up. "You got that! How cool!" She grabs it and places it on her head and frowns as it slips over her brow. "I thought it would be too big for me, so I got the 1:35 JadgPanther model instead." She hands it back to you. "Would look great on you, though, especially with that panzer you command!"

"Tank." You correct.

"Sorry, tank." She steals another look at Miho, Saori and Hana.

"So, you could just go over and say hi." You tell her.

"That's Miho Nishizumi! She was practically a shoe-in to replace her sister as captain of Black Forest's Senshado team!"

"Really? Didn't seem like it yesterday." You say, taking a bite of the Tofu. It really isn't as bad as you'd imagined it would be- sort of like really thick, fish-flavored pudding.

"You talked to her?!" Yukari practically squeals.

"Yeah, she seems like a nice girl." You slurp up some noodles. "Actually, didn't seem to enthusiastic about tanks in general."

>Ask about Miho
>Ask about Oorai's tanks
>Ask about Yukari

>>24542641
No I play WoT for the tanks oddly enough

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>>24542641
Self Propelled Artillery master race reporting

>Watch me call a StuG as it's actual intended role, an assault gun, and all the Wotters get mad because WoT classifies it as a Tank Destroyer.

>>24542641
>Love the hell out of the Bison
>Get a nice shiny 1 badge for it
>Get next tier unlocked
>But iy, sell Bison
>It sucks massive assbutter
Do... do German SPrGs get better? Or did I just jump into a pit with no bottom?

>>24542666
>Ask about Yukari

>>24542672
So much butthurt.

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>>24542684
You picked the Wrong kind of german artillery, mein freund.

>>24542666
>>Ask about Miho

>>24542684

>Go German SPG via Bison
>not using the Wespe
>MUH SIDES

>>24542666
[ ] Ask about OORAI'S TONKS

>>24542666

>Ask about Yukari

Let's see if we can get this girl to open up a bit about herself.

>>24542666
>Ask about Yukari
ACQUIRE FRIENDSHIP

>>24542666

"As I am new here, and you are one of the foremost expert on Armor I know on this Ship, What other Tanks are liable to be here?"

>Ask about Yukari
>Gently talk to her about her habits; she's not as stealthy as she thinks, then give some pointers on how to talk with her.

I don't think she knows that much about all the tanks at Oorai or Miho (due to being too busy stalking)

>>24542666
>Ask about Yukari

>>24542700
Not really just don't play arty

>Ask about Miho

Get that intel.

>>24542712 Here adding not that she doesn't know her tanks, but the fact the school has tanks is something slowly being found at the moment with the Black Jack being the most functional at the moment.

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>>24542666
Talk to PERFECT TANK WAIFU
>About PERFECT TANK WAIFU

No Blackjack route

>>24542666
Ask Tank, shanghai Yukari for tanking

>>24542499
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w67dhHLUK3M&t=02m16s
YES

FUCK YOU STUPID NIPPON, IT'S SUPERIOR GAIJIN TIME

>>24542666
>>Ask about Oorai's tanks
Tell her GREEN OORAI NEEDS TANKS BADLY.

>>24542666
>>Ask about Oorai's tanks
>>Ask about Yukari

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>>24542682
You. I like you.
I'm disappointed that you can't get some bitchin' side-skirts for the Stug though.

>>24542666
>Ask about Yukari