*Roll for gluteus maximus damage*------------------------------------------------------------>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/--------------------------------------------------------------------You bring the 'empty' glass to your lips and take a sip of the invisible liquid."oooh, It's working." The other you assesses as he watches.You take a look at your hand and see that while it's still not invisible, it has become somewhat transparent.Inspired by this you take larger, bolder gulps of the liquid until you drink what you assume should be half of it.Your hand disappears, and so does your clothes, much like the effect of your own invisibility spell, you are now well and truly imperceptible."Now, we wait to see how long the effect lasts.""But that would be boring.""Indeed, I think it's time to take these tests out into the field..." You smirk an invisible smile that's duplicated perfectly by your clone.>Field testing new invisibility potion>WAT DO?
Oh. My. Word. I thought you were gone. Didn't we kill you? What the goddamn fuck is going on here?
>>24631601Well now. Of course we must play a prank, on Erica. Go and find her. We'll think of something on the way.
>>24631648...he explicitly said there was going to be a hiatus due to him going back to school in addition to his job. What, you thought it was a lie?
>>24631601>implying i have any idea where this left offgo prank someone i guess
>>24631657'Kraus' you call out to your Device, 'Can you find me Erica please.''INVISIBLE DICKINGS? I LIKE YOUR STYLE, TINY DANCER.' he answers loudly in your head.'Err... no.' 'REALLY' he asks you"Really now?" the other 'you' also asks."Really." You answer, but not entirely sure yourself.As your clone straightened up your workspace a bit, Kraus tells you where Erica was."SHE'S IN GARDEN NUMBNUTS.""at night? What's she doing there?" you ask noone in particular, knowing Erica wasnt exactly one to take walks for no particular reason.Recalling your clone, you head out of your lab and out into the yard.**rollem**taking 5th.1-33 something 34-66 something bad67-100 something badder
>>24631601>WAT DO?Invisibly rape the maids.
Rolled 20>>24631876Might take a bit before everyone shows up.>>24631878WE are the maids. And the butlers.
Rolled 95>>24631876Is this bad as in "lol let's watch Hayate squirm" bad, or bad as in taking away some of our toys and options?
Rolled 39>>24631876Oh god this is alive? I thought LG was dead.Actually I don't think that's the same tripcode, impersonator?
>>24631936Read his twitter. He lost his old trip.It's legit.
>>24631895I have all day to waste/wait, and a platter of meatbuns to keep me company.
Rolled 79>>24631876IT LIVES
>>24631951Fair enough.>>24631895>WE are the maids. And the butlers.Why should we let that stop us?
>>24631977>5th roll is 19Well, something happens, and it's not bad. >>24631986>Why should we let that stop us?Because Erica and Ursula will be very cross with us if they don't get to watch? Mio too, come to think of it.
>>24631895>WE are the maids.Rape. The. Maids.
>>24632006That reminds me, if I recall correctly Susan insisted on getting the sluttiest possible maid outfit for Hayate but he's yet to be put into it. Hayate will be the raped maid.
>>24631977You stalk quietly through the yard, still invisible, and find Erica near one corner of it preparing a plot of land with a hoe.Finding your girlfriend take interest in gardening pretty interesting, you lean against a tree and watch as she works diligently under the moonlight."You boys make sure to grow up big and strong okay?" she mumbles under her breath as she pats a small brown sack tied to her belt, "Momma has big plans for you."ERICA GARDENINGWAT DO?
>>24632139Clearly we must tease her mercilessly. The ratio of us teasing and taking control to us being teases and loosing control needs to be balanced.
>>24632139Sneak up and crouch on the other side of the bag from her.Potatoes have conversation with Erica.
>>24632139Sneak up on her, and make like what she's planting is talking back to her.
>>24632178>>24632190Put on the most Irish accent ever heard when doing this.
>>24632139Guys, I have a bad feeling about this.Last time, she was doing mysterious stuff in Ursula's labNow she's planting potatoes.I think we may be up against man eating plants soon.That being said, I say we sneak up on her and blow into her ear.
>>24632190I like this.Also HOLY FUCKBALLS IT'S MSQ.
>>24632139We pick the two smallest potatoes, have them whisper in a russian accent about an uprising, they refuse to be the cattle for their giant overlord.Basically Attack on Titan except potatoes and Erica, that kind of thing.
Rolled 69have I missed anything important yet?
>>24632224STOP ROLLING LOOKOUT!Pre-empting inevitable awful rolls right now.
>>24632189No she will rape us.
>>24632224It's been way too damn long since I've been able to use this image. I had to fucking LOOK for it.
>>24632224nopealso FUCK YEA MSQ
Hey LG, you might want to suptg it before the inevitable happens.
>>24632190>>24632207Sneaking up behind her, you modify your voice into a bad approximation of a Irish midget and say,"Aye mum, we surely will."You stiffle a laugh as you see her eyes open wide in surprise, and continue talking."We love ye mum, we're sure ta' do as ye told us.""HOLYSHIT! You guys can talk?!" she finally answers after a couple more moments of shock, "I know I did some stuff to try and improve you, but I didnt know you could do that!"She pulls out a weird purple potato from her sack and cradles it lovingly it like it was a kitten."What else can you do?" she asks.WHAT DO?
>>24632422Grab her ass
>>24632422Pick the potato up from her hands, make it look like it's flying.
>>24632422do this >>24632455"We dance, mum!"
>>24632470+1 from me
>>24632422Put the potato up her ass.
>>24632422Rape the potato.
>>24632470I like it.
>>24632470I bet we are going to have to roll to see how she takes this.
>>24632682She is going to be pissed when she finds out.Guess the slutty maid uniform will be getting used tonight.
Rolled 35Taking the potato out of her hand, you hold it up in front of her face and begin twirling it around."We dance, mum!""ooooh... That's great, It makes me wonder more and more what you'd taste like."She grins, her teeth flashing in the moonlight.Like lightning, she lunges towards the potato [and your hand] with her mouth wide open.*rollem*One of the first five rolls must beat mine
Rolled 81>>24632728Always with the biting
Rolled 59>>24632728High rolls are good, right?
>>24632759Huh. Well, glad I delayed in rolling.
>>24632768Yep. High is good.
Rolled 1>>24632728surely it's not too late to fuck this up
>>24632807LOOKOUT.COME ON MAN.WE ALREADY TOLD YOU TO STOP ROLLING.TWICE.
>>24632807Of course you just had to roll.
>>246328073 rolls of success, and then you have to go and ruin it all with a nat1. What the fuck, man.
>>24632807You had one job. Just one job.And then you blew it. All you had to do was not roll. And now you've ruined everything.
>>24632807Well time to engage the huehuehue button
Guys, listen. This Nat 1 could be an opportunity.1. Erica has a taste for flesh, so when we need corpse disposal there you go.2. We are missing a hand, we can get a hook or a robot hand.3. Think about the references to Hannibal/Peter Pan we can now make.I for one will look on the bright side of this
>>24632807Why you gotta be an ass like this, Lookout? Why you gotta be such a douchebag?
>>24632807>back to form eh?Fangs shining, teeth flashing, she goes for the potato.With a huge bite, she engulfs it and your hand.*Chomp*Invisible blood spurts out of the stump of your wrist as Erica chews noisily, cracking bones between her teeth."Mmmmnnnn. Das ist gut." She murmurs through half closed eyes."E-erica! My hand!" you say in shock ass you try and pinch off your arteries to stop the bleeding."Oh? I hear more delicious potatoes... But I don't see any." she says, her eyes now open yet unfocused."I smell it over here..." She's staring right at you, teeth once again shining in the moonlight.---------------------------------BAD END[x]reload
>>24632807This is incredible.Like for real is the dice seed somehow related to user id or do you just have the craziest luck?
>>24632984Nah, it's good, play on.
>>24633011Doc McNinja's on the payroll, and the Bureau has access to pretty advanced med tech. They'll just clone our hand using some skin cells and a bio-plastic scaffold.
Letting go of the potato, you avoid her teeth just in time to save your hand.*nomnomnom*"Mmmmnnnn. Das ist gut." She murmurs through half closed eyes.Finishing the potato, raw as it were, she begins digging around the sack again to take out another one."Eh, I can always make more of you guys later, right now, I'm suddenly craving for a snack." She says maniacally as as grabs for the largest potato in her bag.WAT DO?[ ]Revolt[ ]Submit[ ]Other
>>24632984How many reloads we got left?
>>24633011>>24633034Except for the fact that, after biting our hand clean off, she proceeds to eat us.
>>24632984Did she just eat us?
>>24633039[X]VORE FETISH"Please Mommy, eat me!""No, eat me!""Eat me! Eat me!"Then topple the bag on her.
>>24633039Grab her ass for real this time.If we had the first time we wouldn't have died.
>>24633039>[ ]RevoltIn as bad a Russian accent as we can manage, "Potatoes of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but the coating of butter!"
>>24633039>[x]RevoltThe peoples REVOLUTION>>24633094Shiiiiit I can burn through that myself.
>>24633113I think you mean,the peoples' POTATOLUTION
>>24633094As long as Lookout doesn't roll we should be fine.
>>24633039"You will never take us alive!" You yell as you take the sack from her belt and hold it out of her reach.Taking out a potato, you hold it up and have it face Erica."For too long, great oppressor has eaten our people! For too long she who devours everything has baked our families and friends!"You dump the sack onto the ground, arranging the potatoes into rank with your foot."Now we fight back! Now we take back our lives!"You throw your potato general at Erica, and begin kicking those by your feet at her."Atakovat!"*rollem*taking the 4th
Rolled 21>>24633429I am not the roll.
Rolled 74>>24633429dice go save my rep
Rolled 74>>24633461Stop that.
Rolled 66>>24633429Here we go.
OH FUCK! OH FUCK OH FUCK! ITS HAPPENING!
>>24633483Potatoes hit Erica on the body and face as she tries to ineffectively shield herself with her arms.Making sure not to kick them too hard, you continue your barrage."Stop! Stop!" Erica says pleadingly, trying to get away."CONTINUE COMRADES! TONIGHT IT'S VICTORY OR DEATH!" You scream in the potato general's voice.As you continue pelting her with potatoes, Erica finally snaps and runs away screaming.'Well, that was new...' you observe as you think that she would've at-least put up more of a fight.POTATO EATER HAS RETREATED.WAT DO NOW?
>>24633712Make sure she hasn't developed a fear of potatoes, then see if she wants to help you have a little 'fun' with the others.
>>24633712If mio is about it's time to cop a feel.
>>24633712Hmm...Hina is afraid of ghosts, so we could prank her. Though that could be mean instead of funny.We should and find Susan, and show off. Wait, even better! Mentilate to Susan, tell her that Erica needs some comfort and to take some mashed potatoes to her. Then we go there to get both of them.>>24633766Magic eye. Won't work.
not real LG..
>>24633712Craft potato bombs and set them up everywhere.And I do mean EVERYWHERE.
>>24633781Damn that's right.In that case ill support the hina trolling>>24633819He lost his trip so got new one.
>>24633712C-could we advance the plot? Or maybe fuck with Yuki? Like rearrange books when she looks away or start reading to he from random locations?
>>24633819Check his twitter. He lost his old tripcode.https://twitter.com/HappyBrownGuy
>>24633712Pursue and come clean
>>24633864This. Do whatever it is we do to advance the plot.I don't even remember what the plot is at this point, it's been forever and I'm not reading through however many threads it takes to jog my memory.
>>24633837Actually, I'm saying that trolling Hina is too mean, and rather, we should rope Susan into this, by having her present Erica with a plate of mashed potatoes.Just say that we saw Erica running from the garden, and we'll check what she was doing there while Susan comforts Erica with some of her favorite food.
>>24633930without going too far we could just whisper into her ear really softly then leave.
>>24633712watching Erica run screaming into the house, you hope you haven't made her her afraid of potatoes or anything like that, but then again, you also think you could just run with this some more.'Susan,' you mentillate your 'sister', 'I think Erica could use a snack.''Eh? She came running in yelling something about revolution or something, what happened?' She asks you.'Errr... I dunno,' you tell Susan 'Just get her a plate of mashed potatoes to calm her down.''Liar.' You can practically taste the doubt in that last remark.[ ]Check in on Erica[ ]Do other stuff [what?]
>>24634212'Your mistrust wounds me to the core, my dear sister.'[x]Do other stuffLet Susan take care of Erica, we've got that green residue from the broken flask we originally found in our alchemist workshop when we bought the house to analyze.
>>24634257sounds like a good idea.
>>24634257>>24634287I mean, we SHOULD apologize later. But let's get one of our long-term projects done first. And Susan is so useful for times like this, being able to do things that we should be doing but don't have the time for.
Do people want I should post the to-do list, outdated as it is?
'Your mistrust wounds me to the core, my dear sister.' you answer.'you didn't deny it though.' she tells you as she cuts-off the connection.You head back into the house, still invisible, and head back to your lab.There, with Kraus still observing the effects of the potion on you, you figure you should take this time to do something else.Remembering that shard of glass with green goo you found when you first moved in, you take it out with the intention of analyzing it.'Kraus,' you ask your partner, knowing another task or two more won't be much of a hindrance to him 'can you scan this thing for me and tell me what you can about it?''SURE THING, PRINCESS'**ROLLEM**Averaging the first 3 rolls1-33 no info34-66 some info67-89 a lot of info90-100 all of the info>brb, feeding the dog
>>24634446yes please. I need to cross check it against my notes
Rolled 37>>24634531>average the rolls>they'll all be <30
Rolled 23>>24634531>>24634542yezzir mr boss man
>>24634552>>24634558>>24634584Average of 41.And Lookout with the low roll. Why am I not surprised.
>>24634558[a gift] REMEMBER THEM IF YOU ARE THROWN BACK. THIS IS THE KEY. EVERYTHING WAS PREPARED FOR YOU. YOU WILL THEN HAVE FOUND HIM.Continue work on original potions (BEARMODE, genderswap, Swag brew, Sexual Stamina, chibi, speed, melmo, clones), read Alchemy book.Read the books Yuki gave us(Cyrano, Don Quixote, Shakespeare).Plan a day long event with one of the Bureau’s facilities at our disposal during a break period (Steampunk/Victorian London Murder Mystery, Warehouse 13/23/51, Alice in Wonderland).Acquire Flux Capacitor/Variable cogitator, waiting to hear back from Doc BrownCultivate Snowberry bush. Lo, Boku, Desu, and Manda are in charge of it.Check out that robot we found in the lab.More training with Mike/RyuuReconsider prank-revenge on Mike for the psychic paper. Rood & Tesla have been recruited. euipment not on this sheet:Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch1 Metal Bawks w/ Krieger, Jack, Private Krieger Model 68b #6777 68th Krieg RegimentPsychic paper Invisibility PotionCaptured:EricaUrsulaNanohaHinaPerrineMioSusan~NaruHunting:YukiMikiKeimahunting us: ???The Doctor is currently out(?)
>>24634714I have no clue what our current financial situation is.
>>24634714There's still the matter of whether Trude has moved in or not. She's still resisting, even if she was in our bed...was it last night?Honestly, the resort is a better place than the Admin apartment, and it seems every faculty member has something from Gulliver's.
>>24634785We were docked pay, I don't think we're getting paid yet. I think financial situation, long-term is fine, since we'll be paid before the mortgage payment is due, but in the short term, we can be as extravagant as we normally are with our money.
>41In a short while, after you sat there waiting for results, Kraus gives you some info."OKAY DUCHESS, HERE'S WHAT I GOT. IT'S SOME KIND OF HEMOGLOBIN BASED MIXTURE. WITH A LOT OF VITAMIN D AND SOME CALCIUM THROWN IN. THERE'S VARIOUS OTHER STUFF IN IT TOO, BUT I CAN'T QUITE FIND OUT WHAT THEY ARE.""Hemoglobin? That's the stuff in blood right?""INDEED. GIVE THE BOY A PRIZE.""But why is it green? And why," you say as you take a sniff of the green stuff, "does it smell like twizzlers?""I DUNNO. DO I LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF GREEN GOO EXPERT?">hemoglobin based stuff.WAT DO?[ ] test it[ ] taste it[ ] other
>>24634826>[ ] test itTeeeest
>>24634826[x] otherCall in our sweet scientist darlingpast that, save it for The Doctor to look at?
>>24634826Taste it.FOR SCIENCE!
>>24634826>[ ] otherCheck through the student ability database we made with Keima, and find a student in our class that specializes in chemistry and alchemy.
>>24634826Call in Eva? ask her about it?Didnt she promise something about strengthening the seals in the lab?Speaking of which, why don't we uncover the whole floor to see just what's under there?
>>24634826Test itDo NOT taste it. Remember what happened last time? Susan, that's what.If you really have to, then give it to a clone, and hope nothing bad happens to the original.
>>24634896>why don't we uncover the whole floor to see just what's under there?Eva said not to do it, because it could damage the stability of the wards.
>>24634873>>24634887I suppose these are reasonable and we should at least consider getting Ursula in and/or seeing if there's a student that's particularly knowledgeable in whatever those fields anon said are.
>>24634826>>24634907Wait...on second thought, wasn't the last resident of this house a vampire? So isn't this just a flavored blood substitute?
>>24634826Test itTasting it while having an invisibility potion in our system would probably be a bad idea
>test it>call for backup [optional]You have Kraus manidest you soem basic chemistry tools and set about testing the stuff's composition and reaction.While heating up a sample, you mentillate Ursula asking her to come by your lab if she had the time.-----------------------------------------------Ursula arrives a few minutes later, her curiosity piqued with your description of the green goo."Hayate, where are you?" she asks as she walks in to find a seemingly empty lab.YOU ARE STILL INVISIBLE, WAT DO?
>>24635293Have Kraus make some kind of colored liquid and pour it down our back."My new Invisibility potion works!"no pranking science witch.
>>24635293Just tickle her lightly.
>>24635293Hug her from behind and whisper in her ear, "Right here."
>>24635293We've got work to do. Just whisper 'Boo' in her ear to get it out of your system, explain the whole potion thing, dodge any questions she may ask about her sister, then get back to work.
>>24635293Surprise hugs from behindThen tell her the invisibility potion we were trying worked and we found something else we need help withWe also need to try working on the wild horse potion again
>>24635351>try working on the wild horse potion againLet's not, until we can get the age regression potion done. The whole gender-bend thing has the potential for serious side-effects and permanent harm. Let's make sure we're good enough to deal with it before we mess with that again.
>>24635423Especially since it might be a sore point with Susan around.
>>24635423Well yeah I didn't mean right nowAnd yeah the age regression potion is a better plan for now since you mention it
>>24635293Hug her and whisper into her ear in a french accent"Right behind you."
did LG just get himself banned...
I was sent here to inform you all that Landing Gear was banned. "fucking dougal dixon thread got me banned for "forbidden URL" [pastebin]" I'll update you people on when mahou shounen would return. :<
time to abandon thread
LG has invited us to continue the thread in the afterlife, on foolzhttps://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/24631601/#24631601
>>24635592nah, since it won't get onto suptg. Might as well wait an hour for the ban to expire
>>24635592I'd rather just wait, since the ghost replies won't be on the sup/tg/ archive.
>>24635620>>24635622If we wanted to get convoluted, LG could just post on foolz and someone can repost it here in the real thread and we could continue otherwise as normal since no one else is banned.but I like convoluted, so that's just me.
>>24635513That's a banned url on 4chan now? Or just on /tg/? Because I see that site being posted on other boards just fine.Sage for unrelated.
>looking forward to MSQ>LG gets banned>goddamnit...>>24635917I certainly hope it isn't
>Banned for urlMFW
>>24635917Some times it is, some times it isn't. I know that Exabyte is posting a pastebin link at the start of each of his threads, everyday.
>landing gear bannedmfwI hope this means I never have to see that OP picture again.
>>24636252It's a one day ban. He'll be back tomorrow.
>>24636252We can only dream, brother.
>>24636237Or some mod just hates LG and is mad that he's back>>24636252No such luck.
Rolled 3god damn it I notice MSQ finally decided to stop being dead and LG got banned for URL crap?
Good. And keep it that way, questfags.
>>24636276>>24636324At least he got banned for one day. Otherwise it could be much worse. If mod keep on banned LG, we should send e-mail to Moot.
>LG bannedGood this quest is fucking shit
>>24636410>If mod keep on banned LG, we should send e-mail to Moot.Praising him for his good work I assume.
>>24636442>>24636439>>24636363I see you are a very strong believer in "STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE" as an argument
>>24636442Maybe I should email him now with praise? As a just in case kind of thing?
>>24636489Only when what I don't like is quest thread cancer.
Well at least we are getting the butthurt out of the way now that we are done. Thankful for small things I suppose.
>>24636515Already did, I thanked him helping to fight the quest thread menace even if it was inadvertently.
>>24636489normally I tolerate quest threads, especially if they have a decent story or action, this is ,however, just pure animu shit, and has gone on far too long, with fucking nothing happening
>>24636666technically the last part of your statement is true; the quest has been on hiatus.
>>24636666I think it is because we keep on derailing the quest, we almost reaching to new event.
>>24636730Should've stayed that way>>24636760If a quest has nothing fucking happening, it shouldn't be a thread
>>24636846>I'm just gonna post a funny reaction imageGreat argument there
>>24636898How's this for an arguement?If trolls like you didn't start posting in this thread AFTER the OP had already left, then nobody would even be posting in the thread right now, and it wouldn't be repeatedly bumping up to the front page.
>>24636898Regardless you're bitching isn't going to stop us. People have tried harder than you and failed.
>>24636981I enjoy the discussion, but if you really want I'll sage>>24636982Just because someone won't stop slamming their head against a wall doesn't mean I'll stop trying to help them
>>24637032whoops I realized I linked the wrong post.
>>24637111meant to link the bitching above not yours.
>/tg/ will never truly be rid of quest threads
OP, have you thought of using Anonkun.com/heard of it? They're pretty much perfect for this kind of quest and most of its users and the dev are from 4chan.
>>24637552Fuck that noise.
>>24637552>>24637814Anonkun is shit.
Wow. I thought MSQ was dead. Thread hidden, have fun guys.
>>24637552>>24637616>>24637814>>24637899(differentanon) It seems like it'd fit right in.Not that I mind it being here, of course.
>>24637552If you don't mind going to a site full of shitty animu quests go ahead.Actually..This would fit right in.
>>24635917>That's a banned url on 4chan now?It just tripped the auto word filter. It works most of the time but gets false positives every so often. The percentage of false positives is small enough that it's not considered worthwhile to try to fix the algorithms any further.