Let's see what Xavier has to say for himself. After all, I think we did let him scan our mind for backstabbing intentions.

Did Logan say why he was drinking? Doom has a small lapse in memory.

"Doom. I hope I don't have you at a bad time. I wished to apologise for the assault on your home and person. I did not know it would go the way it did, and in any case, it was a foolhardy and unwise decision to make. I hope that you can forgive me, Logan and Laura as you have forgiven Scott"

>posts from last thead
"Xavier. While I am disappointed, your apology is accepted. DOOM's offer of cooperation of a Mars homeland for mutants is still open to you. "Logan has already apologized for his reckless behavior, and he is free to go.
"Laura, on the other hand, requested asylum in Latveria, and DOOM has granted it. The proper paperwork has been signed and filed, and she is currently looking to enroll in one of Latveria's institutions of higher learning.
"You are, of course, free to speak with her and confirm that she made this choice of her own free will. Access to her will not be restricted, though if you plan to visit her personally using your School's plane, please file a proper flight plan ahead of time. International aviation laws exist for a purpose, after all

Of course it was you Charles, who else would ring before I pick up the phone? Logan has apologised and is free to as he wishes. Laura <sigh> Laura is a troubled girl, and I have a place in my heart for those with difficult childhoods. I have offered to help her, and would like your assistance as well"

Are these acceptable?

>>24683914
I believe he just enjoys the taste, sir. I don't think his condition allows him to get drunk

Did the armour get engraved yet? I fell asleep last night.

>>24683977
I believe that you have not yet gone back in time for that, sir. I can pencil it in for today, however

>>24683977
Might be hard to do, it's made out of titanium alloy, we'd have to get him some new tools at least

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>>24684007
Remember we have only done this once before.

>>24683945
Yeah, use those responses

>>24684081
Yes sir.

"Thank you, Victor. There aren't many you can expect this kind of benevolence from, and frankly, I did not expect it.
You say that Laura wishes to stay with you? This is unexpected, but I am in no position to refuse you anything. If it is what she wants, and you are allowing it, then by all means. Treat her gently, though. I shall check in with her soon, as you offered."

>>24683945
Yes, use those responses.

As part of our "make the world a better place, whether it wants it or not" and our new "do things right instead of dramatically" pragmatism, we should increase Doombot and Servoguard production to send peacekeeping armies to Africa, to crush guerilla fighters, warlords, and Islamic terrorists.

Also to license and register all REAL witch doctors, and prosecute the fakes for medical and magical malpractice.

>>24683945
>I don't think his condition allows him to get drunk
It can, but requires extensive over-dosing of alcohol. He must consume amounts of alcohol lethal to conventional humans in order to become even mildly inebriated.

>>24683861
>3 tons of anti metal vibranium
Have Molecule Man work on duplicating it, and converting it into an alloy we can powder. I want to add it to the drywall paneling on all the buildings in the colony the Mutants will be using. Many of them are prone to 'accidental' uses of destructive powers. I don't want to hear about them accidentally destroying their new home, especially before the surface of the planet is livable.

>>24683945
These are acceptable.

>>24684221
>Dry wall

We probably call it Doom wall or something

Alrighty lets get this show on the road so i take it we have unamaniously agreed o crash the Illuminate meeting through time dickery right?

Lucia, How goes Deadpools hunt for his clone?

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>>24684287
Yes sir.
Currently you are on the phone with Charles. You can of course, hang up to continue with other things.>>24684163

>>24684163
Next on our agenda:
Bangladesh. Float the idea of buying up the contracts that Western companies dropped in their shortsightedness, and provide for vastly improved worker safety and work conditions.
If the textile industry collapses, then Bangladesh's economy will collapse and all of the effort they put into becoming a secular nation will be lost. Produce a dozen Stalkers that will spy on the extremist Muslim political party leaders, to find out their plans and send them off to the police anonymously so that riots like the one they just staged can be put down firmly.

>>24684297
I believe they have purchased pancakes together in the local diner. They are in competition over who can colour in their placemat the best

>>24684332
This is a goid idea and will earn us a few Brownie points

>>24684332
I shall dispatch the stalkers now. They are almost certain to succeed considering the low technology level of the nation at current

>>24684317
Tell Charles that is perfectly acceptable. We look forward to his visit. He should bring Storm if she's available (DOOM remembers when she had the grace to talk through things with us before, DOOM is not adverse to being social.)

Wish him well and hang up. WE are a busy Monarch after all. DOOM moves quickly and for no other man.

>>24684317
Yay! Doom Day is the best part of the day!

There were some great suggestions at the tail end of the last thread. Did you catch them, or should I bring them up again?

>>24684317
One more thing with Charles.
"Xavier, while we have had our differences in the past, we can both agree that the defense of humanity, and all of its branches, is of paramount importance. The universe is a crowded place, and we are but one planet set against empires composed of galaxies.
"I will defend this world, and mankind. Others are welcome to try, and assist, but we shall see if they are the equal of DOOM. I'll be seeing you, Xavier."

>>24684317
Send a robot to research tons of medieval documents, from both east and west so we can get a magical Armour engraver, and know which one to snatch up.

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>>24684345

(It seems the escaped wadebot has, in an unsurprisingly typical move, has forgotten to turn OFF the radio in his stolen doomware, and is flooding the channel with constant, open-mouth chewing punctuated by gluttonous chugging of orange juice, and iq-lowering one-liners. For clarity's sake:)

*OMOMOMOMNOMNOMNOMNOMGLUGGNOMNOMGLUGGLUGNOMNOMGLUGGTACOS* ad infinitum

I have had a most evil idea....

Instead of us going to the secret meeting, we could send Deadpool and his Clone to do another 'Holiday Special'...

>>24684380
I dunno manI mean she is kind of married to T'challa isnt she also Lucia where abouts in the Marvel timeline are we exactly, Post secret Invasion or pre civil war?

>>24684429
>ad infinitum
ad nauseaum, my bad.

>>24684464
Bad idea. We want in on the meeting, we don't want them to immediately reject our magnificence worse than they do already.

It COULD make a good show of force. We can reach them anywhere, any time, and that they have no secrets from us. But we don't want to make an overtly hostile act.

>>24684429
We should remind them that they have season passes to Doomworld, and have not yet filmed a clip of themselves surfing a roller coaster for the opening credits of their show.

>>24684393
>>24684380
"Of course, Victor. I'm pleased we could come to this arrangement"
You hang up.
I believe the next part of your plans for today involves searching for an armour engraver in the past. As >>24684412 suggested, I spent last night searching for the best armour decorators through history, and found 2- a Herr Grunfeld Von Schwartz, of germany, or a Jonathan smith of London. The latter has little surviving to this day, but decorated the Black Prince's armour.

>>24684381
Thank you, sir. I shall deduct the cost of this compliment from my pay.
I have read them, but feel free to post any you want done, and I shall endeavor to do so

>>24684046
Didn't they make that into a movie?

>>24684527
Plus, deadpool is basically grounds for them to have us killed

>>24684529
Get them both, and let them communicate with the help of an android, we want to fuck the time line as little as possible before we put them back where they belong (with a little extra gold), we must stage a meeting between them as they engrave the armour for our android posing as wealth merchant, who'll be presenting our armour. (give them anything they want within reason)

>>24684558
They did "Safety not Guaranteed' it received a 91 from critics at a movie festival where it was unveiled, for doing much with little especially with acting.

>>24684582
Why have them do it, and contaminate the timeline, when we can have a Timebot record all of their techniques, and they can be collated into a training manual that we can learn.
You risk the butterfly effect with what you are doing.

>>24684529
Have a Timebot use a timemachine to record the lives of Schwartz and Smith, from apprenticeship to master craftsman. Learn their techniques and their methods.

Then do begin increased production of servoguards and Doombots, 15,000 of the former and 15 of the latter.

>>24684623
I'm new to this whole time travel thing okey.

>>24684466
Slightly before Secret invasion, which you may have hindered somewhat
>>24684582
Of course, sir. I expect they will be most happy. If I may suggest something, the merchant robot could take the armour back in time to their locations, to avoid possible ramifications

>>24684575

What about sending him on a journey though dimensions with a handheld camera with the job of making an 'Amazing Dimension Jumping Sci-Fi Extravaganza'? It would have a considerable turn-over AND keep Deadpool and his clone busy for some time... especially if we lock them out, temporarily of course...

Also, has the first episode of Deadpools Talk Show aired yet? I am curious as to how much of an audience it has acquired...

>>24684640
Deadpool's show has not yet aired, but Namor and Mr Storm seemed to enjoy it. I can have it broadcast this evening if you wish

>>24684639
I still believe that recording the smiths' techniques and having a Doombot replicate them, or learning them ourselves via accelerated time, presents less of a disturbance to the timeline.

>>24684669
Yes, let us air the show tonight. We can see if we will continue airing it based on initial reactions.

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>>24684688
It's still pretty safe bro, don't worry.

>>24684688
I dunno, recording someone's whole life seems like there's more room for error than just paying them

>>24684639
I see this is.... Intresting as for tye buisness of engraving our armour I suggest we customise a time/stalker bot with either the time travel or stealth component an send it back in time to observe the Craftsmen's work.

>>24684466
This stops DOOM from making small talk with a worthy foe how? DOOM should disable you for being so stupid, but clearly you are the next one to be sent to piss off the Hulk.

>>24684715
Why? When the timemachine is in Observe Only mode, it doesn't interact with the timeline, only observes it.

>>24684688
>I still believe that recording the smiths' techniques and having a Doombot replicate them, or learning them ourselves via accelerated time, presents less of a disturbance to the timeline.

I concur, and this is not the kind of thing we should waste our TALENTS upon - we must prepare to counter the security on the helicarrier, should shield take offense to our presence! We ARE still at the top of their most wanted.

Perhaps some of richards emp weaponry may be of use here....

>>24684731
I shall have some accelerated time generators prepared and attached to silent stalkers to film their methods.

>>24684748
Would you like the confiscated weapons brought to you for examination?

>>24684748
>some of richards emp weaponry may be of use here
We did not yet reverse-engineer the EMP weapon or the computer spike; we should put that as our next priority research projects.
With the ease with which the spike penetrate all of our firewalls and internal computer defenses, we must understand how it was done and come up with a counter.

>>24684748
EMP aboard that flying deathtrap? Doom does not die in a plane crash
Besides, we are interrupting a clandestine meeting aboard the Helicarrier, between some of the most powerful men in the world. Imagine, what would the world think if presented with proof of a conspiracy between their heroes?

>>24684725
Okay dude maybe I got my sinals mixed no need to get Sniktbub about it

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>>24684748
Agree with this, film them

Also, when will this happen

>>24684804
Ideally never, or at least under exceptional circumstance. Laura is under our protection and has asked for our help
Although, admittedly, our life could be described as 'exceptional circumstances'

>>24684797
I would also like to know how the fuck they are getting away with a clandestine Meeting in the middle of Shields Hq?

>>24684804
Well that's bizzarely specific

>>24684785
Yes, Lucia. Bring the weapons up for examination.
We must be careful; Richards may have built in anti-tampering measures.

>>24684797
>what would the world think if presented with proof of a conspiracy between their heroes
It is a conspiracy to defend against extraterrestrial threats, not control the world.
To do so in secret is a reasonable precaution, as alien threats cannot defend against what they do not know.
I don't think that antagonizing Namor, Black Bolt, Black Panther, and the others is worth whatever ephemeral advantage there is in revealing the existence of the Illuminati.

>>24684832
Fury prefers the dangers he can see to the ones he can't?
Or perhaps SHIELD tacitly endorses a true discussion between heroes, something to help reign in the worst and organise the best
I admit, given the opportunity I'd take it

>>24684823
>>24684804
DOOM shall treat Laura with the most elegant and gentlemanly of ways should things escalate that far. Though this DOOM has made several jokes referencing youtube videos already, DOOM is not a common barbarian.

We are a respectable courtier.

>>24684798
"Doctor Banner, I think it's time to test my latest Doom Bots, and I imagine you will enjoy some consequence free pummeling. Interested?"

While we're at it, is it possible to buy shares in Wayne and Stark industries?

>>24684623
The servo guards will cost $225,000,000, and the Doombots cost $30,000,000. Is that acceptable?

>>24684832
Tony Stark is a member, sir. Despite his belligerence, he has some pull with SHIELD

>>24684862
Wasn't she a prostitute?

>>24684847
Reasonable yes but not Including any kind of Goverment is abit suspicious and could reasonably lead to somethiny much more sinister even if there Intentions are good the question remains should one group (besides DOOM) have this much power?

>>24684889
DOOM would like to remind the other DOOMs that Stark was the first to swing unto SHIELD's side when the whole Registration thing happened. Stark is a rather known proponent of SHIELD.

DOOM would also like to note that we are accepting of this monetary sacrifice. On that note, what is on the agenda, Lucia? DOOM desires to be productive, or, failing that, perhaps we should engender good spirits among someone else? DOOM has not spent much time bandying allies, DOOM feels this should be reconciled. For the good of all under DOOM's rule, of course.

>>24684889
Yes, the costs are acceptable. What is the expected time of their completion?

>>24684793
>We did not yet reverse-engineer the EMP weapon or the computer spike; we should put that as our next priority research projects.
>With the ease with which the spike penetrate all of our firewalls and internal computer defenses, we must understand how it was done and come up with a counter.

Agreement. If it is compatable with the helicarrier systems, all the better!

Not saying we should stab them in the back, but we should be prepared to do so

I believe the emp weaponry was a gun of sorts, yes? Not something so easily able to cause the entire helicarrier to malfunction, if so.

in any case, the SECRETS OF DOOM should be our top priority at this moment.

>>24684878
Well, unless we've been amalgamated again, Wayne Tech is in DC. As for Stark, I'm not sure. We'd never be allowed the controlling share, thats for certain

>>24684907
This is relevant? DOOM Is better than that classless Richards. We treat all with equal disdain and dispassion.

DOOM is impartial, after all.

>>24684923
DOOM would like to Remind DOOM that civil war hasnt happened yet

>>24684972
DOOM duly notes this. Thank you, DOOM. Resume functions as intended.

>>24684923
>Stark is a rather known proponent of SHIELD.
They have been one of his most lucrative customers for decades. Such things happen when men allow money to dictate their morals.

>>24684972
>>24684999
See, I knew there was a downside to that 'Doombots get dumber when around other Doombots' programme. Oh well, worth it

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The plan from yesterday was:

Travel in using ghost mode time platform
Wait until you are mentioned
Step out of hologram when you are
Speak with them all

Is this still acceptable?

>>24684925
7500 Servo Guards can be constructed per week. More factory space may be purchased as well. The Doombots will be completed before nightfall

>>24684923
I believe the next part of the plan is to investigate Richard's EMP weapons, then attend the Illuminati meeting

>>24684928
The computer spike is mostly made of parts of a doombot. Doombots are made to receive new insructions regularly from Central Processing. The spike was programmed to act as though it were a complete Doombot with advanced privileges, which allowed it to take all your data.
Presumably this was possible due to parts from Mr Robot

>>24685010
To be fair to Stark, he could've made uncountable millions from his suit design, but he has not allowed it to be sold

>>24685015
We should probably have made that work the other way

>>24685022
Make it so. DOOM is ready to deal a decisive blow to the globe... with an open hand.

>>24685015
This DOOM believes he has suffered contamination from involvement with the DEADPOOLbot. DOOM found himself contemplating existence in yellow boxes recently.

>>24685022
The plan is acceptable, as is the examination of Richards EMP device
So Richards couldn't compromise our security without our own technology. Perhaps we need to increase explosive payload in self destruct units

>>24685027
And allow them to conspire against the original? Folly. Besides, hive mind intelligences are....precarious. Look at Ultron

>>24685022
>The computer spike is mostly made of parts of a doombot. Doombots are made to receive new insructions regularly from Central Processing. The spike was programmed to act as though it were a complete Doombot with advanced privileges, which allowed it to take all your data.
>Presumably this was possible due to parts from Mr Robot

Ah, valeria. Do we forgive this or not? Probably.
We should have self-destructed the body when we had the opportunity. The worrying part was the time machine parts you had mentioned - I thought we nipped that particular invention being stolen in the bud?

Anything new on the central tampering investigation?

>>24685051
Of course, sir. It appears to be an otherwise regular EMP device, but is able to avoid the forcefields of the doombots entirely. My estimate is that he found a way around the shields by examining the generator of Mr Robot

>>24685022
>appearing personally in the lair of SHIELD where we cannot use the defense of diplomatic immunity
I still believe we should project ourselves, but I appear to be outvoted.

Having the army take 2 weeks to be built is acceptable.

>>24685083
Can new shield harmonics be uploaded to all Doombots to render the EMP weapon impotent?

>>24685083
How apropos that Richards would use a gift to our god-daughter to reverse engineer a weapon with which to assault our intelligence.

Really, must he be so malign? We are DOOM, and exceedingly good at making him look like a bad guy without doing anything. The man needs a vacation. And that is coming from DOOM.

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>>24685069
The time machine was destroyed in his home. Part of it was used to increase the speed of the transfer.
Yes, sir. No viruses or intrusive software was detected, save for some malware from an Email from the prince of Nigeria. I doubt that she would have had the time to add anything. Perhaps that was Mr Summer's job.

>>24685069
Richard could have taken.them from Mr robot any time he was in the baxter building, I think we should ask.for them/mention this to Valeria.

We should also try and obtain a tiny fraction of cosmic power in the near future

>>24685123
Hmm, indeed. Perhaps he thought it too could be true, but to think us capable of sinking as low to hurt our own god-daughter? Unthinkable
Vacation is a good point, even DOOM cannot work all hours in all weather. Perhaps, after this meeting and its repercussions are over, we can go walking the Latverian countryside with Laura and Valeria
How is Laura today actually?

>>24685105
Yes, sir. I can do an over the air update. I estimate Reed knew this too, which is why he attempted the attack so soon

>>24685026
Only because it would jeopardize his current monopoly on Iron Man technology. Inferior though it may be to our own armor, it is still his only legacy beside a path of hedonism and bad choices. His ego won't allow him to jeopardize that legacy.

>>24685190
Very well. Update all Doombots with the new shield harmonic.
Make a note to develop a cyclic frequency remodulator for Doombots later.

Now, let us listen in on the Illuminati meeting; it should be around that time.

>>24685026

One idea on how to improve our image is to propose a 'Joint Project' between ourselves and Mr Stark, to create a superior quality product for global distribution.

Also, We should look into making Nigeria part of our Empire. It should void any credibility to these pointless Con e-mails...

>>24685210
Doesn't the US Government have access to War Machine though?

>>24685186
DOOM seconds this idea. Time with Laura and Valeria after the Illuminati business would be good. Then, perhaps we can focus somewhat on the solar project for Namor. A fresh mind is a dangerous one.

>>24685213
It shall be done, sir. I have set the co-ordinates to be in the correct location in 15 minutes, as the ship is moving. Would you like to do anything first?

>>24685186
She appears to be wandering round the castle. I doubt she has seen such opulence before. She has borrowed one of Ms le Fey's outfits.

>>24685218
It is leased to them by Stark. I doubt their scientists have made much headway in figuring out how it works.

Which leads me to an unusual tangent. We should begin developing new methods of power generation. I want one that cannot be directly weaponized. Sure, powering a tank is one thing, but I want a stable power source that cannot be made into a bomb. I propose a new venture, Victory Motors, producing cheap, self-sustaining automobiles. An end to the Oil industry and their influence over the planet, a show of industrial might, undercutting the entire automotive industry, and an example of the benefits of Doom's favor.

>>24685284
Prepare a squad of 6 each of Doombots, Timebots, and Doomknights in case SHIELD tries to hold us and keep us from leaving.

>>24685284
Prepare our stance. Arms crossed, scowling as hard as one can through our mask, and wearing our standard green cloak. No need to be fancy here

>>24685284
>>24685316

We should show up looking like we just woke up so it can really look like an accident

>>24685309
Of course, sir. I shall recalculate at once. Anything else? Perhaps the crown and ermine cape?

>>24685302
Victory Motors is already a thing. Also, even DOOM must be hesitant to fuck with the greedy oil tycoons. DOOM is perfectly willing to look into powered vehicles for our own nation, though. Perhaps we can even design our own DOOMmobile? For irony's sake, of course, not like DOOM will ride around like a peasant.

>>24685284
>She has borrowed one of Ms le Fey's outfits.
She does not have much clothing of her own, I take it? Unacceptable. She once babysay for Valeria. We will return the favor. Valeria will escort her to the finest tailors in Doomstadt, after her classes for the day are finished. She will be given an expense account in the equivalent of 10,000 dollars with which to purchase apparel and hygiene products. I believe that a 'girls time' shopping spree is an acceptable bonding activity for Valeria and Laura.

>>24685284
Use the magic null-field and genreally buff our defenses we are here to shame most of them not fight them.

Also if they say anything along the lines of "Doo. You wernt invited pls leave" I would like to respond with a
"And you wernt invited to run the world" (Seriously those Illuminati connotations are brillant)

>>24685302
We have micro-fusion batteries.
Also, we can develop high-density/fast-charge Lithium Ion batteries.
We can set up a Solar Collector Satellite Array, for beaming energy down to collector stations on the surface.
Or we can examine the power systems used by the Skrull Empire.

Which one are we going to use? Suggest something instead of being ineffectual.

>>24685302
>what is the Doom portal hubs?

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>>24685337
Accident nothing, we want them to know that we know. Perhaps we could affect mock shock, suprised and a little disappointed that the rumours were true and they formed a society to protect man without telling its foremost defender: DOOM!

>>24685356
The solar-beaming was done with the Crimson Dynamo armor. Ineffective, easily disrupted.
Instead of Lithium-Ion, I suggest Graphene-based batteries. Longer charge, faster charge time, and biodegradable.
Micro-fusion can be weaponized.
I don't know what the Skrulls do for power. We should look into that.

>>24685339
>Perhaps the crown and ermine cape?
No, no need to be ostentatious.

With Dr. Strange in attendance, prepare the anti-magic field module, just in case.

>>24685345
Not on her, sir. Shall I send a Doombot to retrieve her belongings as well?

Am I correct in believing all plans are finalised, sir?

>>24685302

Some time ago, a proposal was taken to offer Doctor Octavius a chance to finish his work on fusion on a safe, remote section of the solar system. Away from annoying diversions, like spider man.
Perhaps we should resume this train of thought at a later date

>>24685384
We could stun them the sheer audacity of it

Doom in ArmorBathrobes brushing his teeth through the mask walking out of the Regal Looking projections

I fear otherwise they might just open fire on sight

>>24685411
>Shall I send a Doombot to retrieve her belongings as well
Yes. Make sure that it calls ahead, before arriving and collecting her belongings.

Then all plans are finalized.

>>24685375
A good start.

>>24685356
>Or we can examine the power systems used by the Skrull Empire.

This trumpy by doctor octopus suggestion. The energy systems required to move starcraft must be enormously powerful, with the requirements of being mass produced and standardized. Also, a Worthy Challenge for DOOM's mind!

If anything, a higher technology level may shed light on lower-level projects we have in the works. It makes sense to start here

>>24685411
yes.

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>>24685426
The future Master of Mankind does not appear in his bathrobe!
Standard armour, with the anti-magic module installed. We should scold them children caught in the liquour cabinet
And I doubt Richards will let us live down the Royal Rubber Ducky

>>24685454
Likely easy to make into a weapon, however.
>>24685411
We are as prepared as we can be without storming the headquarters at large.

>>24685472
Duck Von Doom is nothing to be ashamed of

He is a beloved bathtime Toy in all of Latveria

>>24685472
>And I doubt Richards will let us live down the Royal Rubber Ducky

..... You have a WHAT? I want one! Wade! No, OTHER Wade! ./` ~ADVENTURE TIME!~ ./`

>>24685496
DOOM is inclined to agree. Laser pointer eyes are standard! Duck Von Doom is a formidable foe indeed.

>>24685485
Any system that generates that much energy can be made into a weapon. That argument is meaningless.

>>24685541
Pay attention other DOOM, the previous DOOM was discussing non-weaponizable forms of energy procurement. And this DOOM is the one who's sanity is being called into question?

>>24685541
>Any system that generates that much energy can be made into a weapon. That argument is meaningless.

Not strictly true. That depends entirely upon how much energy can be generated, how quickly it may be discharged and stored, how volatile the materials involved are, and if there are any caustic byproducts.

Ideally, we want a source of energy that cannot suffer a catastrophic meltdown, a la primitive nuclear plants.

>>24685582
You two are fools, then. Any energy production system can be weaponized with enough ingenuity, as can any energy storage system.

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You ghost mode your way into the conference room, one centimeter off center. Your servant may need calibrating. It seems they are just settling in.

They begin by discussing the matter of the skrulls in Russia. They still have not found a peaceful solution. It seems that Putin thinks you personally have too much to gain from the sudden disappearance of most of eastern europe's sudden lack of leadership.

This segues nicely into their discussuion of you. Reed switches the hologram projector of you capturing Wolverine and Cyclops. Namor defends your actions, stating that anyone would want to defend themselves against wolverine in their home, and that Reed's personal vendetta isn't a matter of world concern. A rebuttal that Namor has been getting pretty cosy with you from stark almost starts a fight, but Dr. Strange settles them down.

You align yourself in the heroic pose of the hologram, and deactivate ghost mode on yourself. The robots are still hidden.

What would you like to say?

>>24685651
Take a moment to think of some good, good lines that properly sets the mood for a good talking to from doom.

This is a proposal, for now, just think carefully about what to say before doing it.

The last one had a really good one:

"It is my understanding that such an esteemed collection of great leaders and minds was brought together to STOP alien threats such as the Kree and Skrull empires. And yet, you have nothing better to do than interfere. The affairs of DOOM are the continued survival and unity of mankind.
You can do better than this. You ALL can do better than this.... this SQUABBLING and petty bickering within the ranks."

>>24685651

Gentlemen.

I believe you called...

>>24685651
Boo!

>>24685651
boo!

alternatively, something something something is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>24685738
yes
>>24685741
open with this

we just pop in tell tell them they suck at this and are getting in our way ask what they plan to do to fix the problem

>>24685790
seconded

>>24685790
Thirded

Rolled 2, 7 = 9

>>24685651
In amongst the bickering, Charles suddenly says
"Someone tell me if I'm going crazy, but I'm sure that hologram got more realistic all of a sudden"

"Gentlemen" You cover the projection with youf foot, leaving you less illuminated

It seems that you have everyone's undivided attention.
It is my understanding that such an esteemed collection of great leaders and minds was brought together to STOP alien threats such as the Kree and Skrull empires. And yet, you have nothing better to do than interfere in the affairs of DOOM and the continued survival and unity of mankind.
You can do better than this. You ALL can do better than this.... this SQUABBLING and petty bickering within the ranks."

"How the hell did he get here?"
"Doom, You've got approximately 5 more seconds to stop me from seeing who's better at the armor thing. I'd hurry.
Namor is conspicuously silent

>>24685651
Compliment Dr. Strange on being a level head, thank Namor for being a good friend, greet Stark and OTHERDUDE I CANNOT THINK OF CURRENTLY, then segue into discussions because DOOM is the pinnacle of polite nature. It is not DOOM's fault if people are lacking in manners.

>>24686035
Teleportation is a highly delicate art, I cannot explain it entirely in 5 seconds Mr Stark
I am here to help. You want to defend the world, save mankind. So do I. In this our interests are aligned

>>24686035
This Doom retracts previous statements, Stark is a dick, like usual. Greeting of Stark shall be a simple "Stark." Nothing more.

>>24685651
Why does Charles look so evil there?

>>24686094
He was going through a phase,

>>24686035
"Stark. DOOM controls teleportation magic and technology both. You can try and only ultimately fail. Now get a cup of coffee, sit down, and sober up.
"DOOM is here because our interests lie in the same direction; defend mankind and this world from alien threats. Let us get down to business, to defeat the Skrull infiltrators."

>>24686094
The camera man was mentally bitching about getting Charles into shot

>>24686148
DOOM laughed.

>>24686035
"alt mode on one of my time machines, rather simple when you grasp the concepts behind Time travel."(take that RICHARDS!)

>>24686070
"It doesn't matter what you want to do. You arrived unannounced in the base of an organisation who currently has you as their most wanted, that isn't going going to go well. For anyone. I'd leave, before fury notices that there's too may people in here, or Reed breaks that security button he's been hammering under the table"

>>24686148
makes sense.

>>24686172
yes yes yes simple, give away nothing and insults RICHARDS! perfect.

>>24686206
Me again, dammit

>>24686035
Doom's first Hex was to have warning in the form of a sneeze whenever Doom is talked about by persons of interest...
...
...
That was a joke.

>>24686206
>>24686220
Really Richards? I come here peacefully, only wishing to discuss matters of mutual defence with all of you
I am aware you do not trust me. I wouldn't want you to. Trust is what the Skrulls work from, and subvert. I wish to stand against our common enemy alongside you rather than against you. If humanity is to claim its place in the stars then we cannot allow petty personal differences to divide us

I kinda wanna stick around
if they arrest us so be it, we did kinda break a few laws here breaking in.

if we leave now what the fuck does that accomplish? we might as well could have sent deadpool for a special guest recording.

speaking of which.. do we have any intel on us? toss a thumbdrive in front of the members here, with stark and richards only getting episodes of deadpool's talkshow

>>24686206
"Like he broke a gift to my god-daughter and then used it's technology to assault my home, the footage you -just- witnessed? Doom is here to assist, can you at least be gracious long enough to hear DOOM out in regards to his willingness to deal with the Skrull threat? If Putin is so worried about DOOM menacing the world at large while the Skrulls are dealt with, surely Doom can appease the ex-KGB on the matter. Doom is a busy man, what with all of these new humanitarian actions I have undertaken. You know, Stark, like not handing out weapons."

DOOM has a gift for this.

>>24686298
I think thats Tony talking to us, not Richards.

WHATEVER WE DO DO NOT IMPLICATE NAMOR DIRECT THE CAUSE TOWARDS AN X-MAN LINK

it'd be technically true anyway

>>24686206
Richards broke into something of mine, so I find it only fair to return the favour

Has world war hulk happened yet? Because we can totally throw that in their face.

>>24686350
I know who's talking, I'm addressing Richards paranoia.
Honestly, it's like a man can't violate one of the most secure rooms in the world anymore

>>24686206
"Most wanted? For what?
Doom has not only stopped a skrull invasion, but single handedly improved the lives of millions around the world.
Charles, Black Bolt, Namor, I've created a safe haven for Mutants and Atlanteans. Strange, I've created a school to safely harness and protect the world from magic. And Stark. I've done more with my mind for the people than you can ever hope to do. Are you too busy drinking to notice that the rest of the world outside of america is falling apart? PAH. A bunch of old men attempting to run the world with no idea of what is going on. Now you can either spend a few billion dollars reparing this thing, or sit down and listen to your better's speaking."

>>24686206
"People are always arriving unannounced and uninvited do DOOM'S glorious abode, so I thought I might return the favor."

>>24686390
>>24686372
Disregard these. We are not petty. We are supreme in our better nature.

>>24686206
"DOOM will deal with the Skrull infiltration of Russia, if you will not. I shall not stand idly by while one of the largest stockpiles of nuclear and biological weapons in the world falls into the hands of aliens."

We should leave before a brawl breaks out.

>>24686423
I like this one

might wanna rub in without proper flight plan or even the decency to use the front door too

>>24686326
Halfway though your speech the door bursts open and you are told to get on the ground by 2 SHIELD agents. Do you continue, or do what they say?

>>24686474
Pause, turn to the two, stare at them quietly, "Doom was speaking. Have some common courtesy, and ask nicely, and Doom might see fit to deign your request with a real response." That real response will be a no, but...

>>24686474
Continue of course. Their weapons cannot harm us, and we will not harm them

>>24686474
I want to Continue and defend ourselves from attack

but nothing else would show sincerity like laying on arms down

can we talk while our face is on the ground?

We should plank on the table just to be fictitious

>>24686474
"Get on the ground? If you insist".
Blow our way through the floor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9zZQWE7eUg
We could do it. We totally could.

>>24686512
should anyone attempt to deflect such a comment that we did not have the courtesy to arrive at this meeting in a more dignified fashion, we should remind them that their cowardice made such a thing impossible

Magically push them from the room and erect a ward of some kind so we my continue uninterrupted,

>>24686565
>>24686521
Too Aggressive

Come on guys we're trying to diplomacy here.

>>24686474
Continue, for DOOM will not be interrupted.
Let Fury's errand boys try to stop us.

>>24686584
This
Lets be peaceful and respectful. If they don't return our respect then so be it, it is the burden of great men to educate the lesser

>>24686584
I still think we should put some kind of barrier up, Stephen can get rid of it if he cares to

>>24686623
If they try and shoot us we can raise a barrier in our hand to catch it. Impressive, but minimal

>>24686512
>>24686513
>>24686565
You ignore them, and continue. They fire at you, and their primitive porojectiles disintegrate against your forcefield. They leave, presumably to get someone better equipped

"What do you actually want, Victor? Anything to get you out of here quicker. Clearly you have some agenda here, which makes me think Putin might be right for once. Is that it? Eastern europe? Richard says

>>24686653
*projectiles, though sponge bullets could be cool

>>24686653
"Richards, you have better mind than that. The Skrulls are as much a threat to Doom as they are to you. If Doom admits to some petty, weak excuse will you feel more comfortable in accepting Doom's help? I daresay it should be a change of pace for the two of us."

>>24686653
If I wanted Eastern Europe I would've taken it when the Soviet Union collapsed. I did not want it then and I do not want it now
If it'll put your minds at rest I will send reassurances to Putin myself after this is done

(I have an idea to prove our sincerity. We let Strange and Xavier read our mind. I say we put it to a vote, if people are interested)

>>24686653

"DOOM only wishes to offer assistance if required... and to say hello to an old friend"
directly at RICHARDS!
"Hello"
Then leave... with a flourish!

>>24686653
I think he has us in check here seeing as

>Rescue mother from Mephisto
>Defeat Reed Richards and friends
>Take over the world
>Steal Vibranium from Wakanda
>Establish other interplanetary mining colonies

3/5 of these are preetttty villainous

someone else make a good response, possibly highlighting Skrull threat [maybe a fib saying we had to deal with that in Latveria], Mephisto, and Requiring allies or investors for Colonization.

>>24686653
"My agenda, Richards? It is only to neutralize the Skrull infiltrator threat on this world, and to safeguard the world.
"Here. I shall even open myself to examination by Xavier and Strange; DOOM has nothing to hide. Can you say the same, Richards?"

>>24686653
>>24686688

Don't forget to make motives known and to invite Stark to a Business Dinner or some shit.

>>24686653
Richard can literally eat shit.
"Men, let us talk business. Humanity faces a threat greater than you all know. The Skrull empire sees us as little more than an unruly gnat of a planet, unwilling to be assimilated. Doom will not let that happen. This invasion cannot occur. We must stop them. If we do not, they will wipe out humanity, mutants, superhumans, everyone. As painful as it is, Doom alone cannot stop this tide (Totally a lie). You men can either work with Doom to combat this threat, or get crushed under Doom's heel, but you will NOT stand in Doom's way."
"Understood?"

>>24686653
"Says the man who destroyed a gift to his own daughter to use in an attack upon my home. "
Wave a hand chlantly.
"Besides, DOOM owns Mars. Which he graciously opened to those who wish to live and visit."

>>24686690
If I may point something out, sir, under latverian law, all of those things are perfectly legal

>>24686713
Stark's a dick, this DOOM denies this proposal.

>>24686684
I believe that we should let Xavier and Strange scan us. It's incontrovertible proof, not even Richards and Stark could doubt us, not without doubting Xavier and Strange.

>>24686690
We're not really working towards stealing Vibranium anymore, not now that we have FTL survey ships to find other deposits of the stuff in space.

>>24686728
Of course he's gonna be a dick if you crash his party

Would you act like a dick to Stark if he crashed through the side of Castle Doom unannounced?
probably.

We should see him not in the environment of stress.

>>24686697
While polite, futile. DOOM'S mind is a steel trap, they'd only get what we want them to see. Which in retrospect is a good idea.

>>24686690
I think we are here to lodge a complaint about them sending Wolverine, X-23 and Cyclops to steal our data.

>>24686752
but then they might notice we have multiple personalities and attempt to have us commited

>>24686758
Can we complain about them showing up unattended too many damn times and being on Nick Fury's Wanted list too?

>>24686747
People DO keep crashing our party's though!

>>24686747
Depends on if he was destroying things or there for a friendly visit. Stark is rich and important, surely he wouldn't use a door like a peasant. Much like Doom.

>>24686769
I don't think that would have worked for Bin laden, though

>>24686747
True, but lets send that invite afterwards. If this goes south we'll need to word it very well
>>24686741
I agree, Strange and Xavier are the best bet. We can shape our mental shields to allow them access to what they need, but no more. DOOM must keep some secrets

>>24686769
What have we even done that would get us on their shit list? (recently I mean)

>>24686777
>>24686789
We also probably has to put on a bit of a heroic face in the presence of Villain in a heavily monitored SHIELD facility as well.

Namor and Xavier have probably been silent for the same reason

>>24686767
No in canon dooms will is retardedly strong. He resisted the purple man at point blank range without his mask, and convinced the guardian god of the wakanda mound to allow him to take all the vibranium he wished.

>>24686810
We did kinda make Captain america kneel before us before we'd do them a favor, and even then it was just so namor would give us a present

"X23, Wolverine and Cyclops have broken into Doom's castle to steal my data. After extensive torture, Wolverine admitted it was you men who sent him. It was childs play to work out a few of the members then track the rest.
Doom has given Laura a new life in Latveria. Scott wishes to stay in Mars. Logan is getting drunk. Attempt to take Doom's information another time and you'll have more to worry about than a personal visit from Doom."

>>24686777
>>24686789
Doom's point stands valid.

>>24686741
It is probably an appropriate time to remove the vibranium from Wakanda goal, unless we're doing it -just to be a dick-. I mean, Storm and Black Panther aren't high on our list of "People we want to dick over" anyway.

>>24686825
Will of 20, armour giving +15?
Int of 20
All other stats 18.

Should we ask them what they're all doing? I mean, if we're not supposed to know what it is

>>24686810
Well, we did turn a family into like nanomachine agents and sent them to new york. Then theres the whole "wade" thing.

And when we leave, the pilot episode to his sitcom airs over the hologram. The Avengers can laugh even more at spidey!

>>24686831
Try not to say "torture"

>>24686825
He also fought against his Zombie Urges in Marvel Zombies.

whereas Richards infected his own family.....

man alternate universes really do highlight Reed's dickish qualities

>>24686893
>Reed ruins the last sanctum of humanity because lol dis virus 2 gud

>>24686883
"After being invited as a guest star on one a talk show we are producing..."

We may or may not want to keep it a secret deadpool is the host

>>24686893
And highlight our good ones!

>>24686838
>remove the vibranium from Wakanda goal
We found a few tons of anti-metal vibranium just on the moons of Mars; we haven't even tried surveying the Jovian moons, or the rings of Saturn, or even our closest stellar neighbors. It just makes sense to look elsewhere first.

>>24686875
>we did turn a family into like nanomachine agents and sent them to new york
And yet we have done nothing to them since.

>>24686875
Doom is giving Wilson standing employment and a medium of entertainment that doesn't involve hunting down supers and murdering normals. Doom thinks this is an excellent reform program, if somewhat irritating to interviewees. To be fair, DOOM sees it as a give and take relationship. Surely Captain America will be able to enjoy watching others sweat from Deadpool's attentions as well? The Captain is a stand up guy, after all.

>>24686827
>We did kinda make Captain america kneel before us before we'd do them a favor
That was for refusing to believe us about the threat, interfering in a legal war without just cause, and accusing us falsely of criminal acts.

>>24686827
we can just say Namor made us do it

>>24686831
"X23, Wolverine and Cyclops have broken into Doom's castle to steal my data. After extensive exposure to Deadpool, Wolverine admitted it was you men who sent him. It was childs play to work out a few of the members then track the rest.
Doom has given Laura a new life in Latveria. Scott wishes to stay in Mars. Logan is getting drunk. Attempt to take Doom's information another time and you'll have more to worry about than a personal visit from Doom."

"You teleported into the most secure base on earth to tell us that?" Stark says
"Are you done, Doom?" Reed says "If you are, we have important business to discuss, and I'd rather Thor doesn't have to smash you through the wall"

"I'm going to the bathroom, Reed. Don't let stark steal my pillow" Says Namor

>>24687011

"Enjoy your 'Book Club' gentlemen. DOOM bids thee farewell!"

>>24687011
Why did we not share Skrull Intel before the threat

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

fuck

We are in no position to be giving threats do you guys even diplomacy

>>24687011
"By 'the bathroom' he means 'fuck your wife'"
"Bye"

>>24687011
When we leave, take Namors pillow.

>>24687042
please do not do this

We're already stretching namor's patience with us thin.

>>24687060
(and pin it on stark)

>>24687011
"I came to offer my assistance. I came to join you in defending the human race, and instead all you can do is bicker like old women!"
"Perhaps this will convince you. Doctor Strange, Professor Xavier, if you wish you may read my mind and confirm my sincerity. I will lower my mental shields to you so you can see what you need to see, but no more"

>>24687011
"DOOM still extends a hand in dealing with the Skrull. DOOM will await a call. Now, DOOM will kindly allow you to return to your meeting, gentlemen."

Take the bots and go. If they're gonna be dicks, might as well go out looking good. Besides, DOOM still votes we finish up the EMP work and take a holiday in the countryside with Laura and Valeria. Hell, if someone comes knocking around and being a dick then we can use legitimate grievance to... correct such behavior.

DOOM is still an evil genius after all.

>>24687042
>>24687060
No, we are not doing those things, you chucklefucks.

>>24687011
And really? The one speech that had no support and that only makes an empty threat?
When a number of posts was for getting Strange and Xavier on our side by confirming that we have no ulterior motive in Russia?

>>24687011
"If you fools really wish to continue bickering like old women, let me get to the point. I have data on the Skrulls. I will give it to you. In return, I require assistance in scanning the Russian parliament for Skrull invasion."

>>24687118
Yea this seems good

>>24687078
this

enough with threats and insults, we need to get actual diplomacy done here

if that is insufficient DOOM should leave and then show them how much they need DOOM's help. Preferably without fabricating the need for it. Surely there are hostile aliens about that we can find that they do not yet know about.

>>24687118
Don't quantify the inane Richards' paranoia with an outlet.

>>24687011
"You had best hurry, then, Richards.
"The Skrulls will not delay their plans for your convenience, and neither shall DOOM!"

Teleport back to Latveria and finish working on the EMP device.

>>24687109
Lucia pls

DOOM would not be quick to antagonize when he has a POINT to make

The Potshots come at the end, not before we offer our notes and ask for intel.

We need to know they know about the Skrulls and Vice Versa

>>24686378
Has the Chaos War happened? Because Latveria being the last bastion of REALITY amidst a magical apocalypse they failed to stop is a but of a point in our favor.

>>24687156
Chaos War is post civil war. We're pre-Civil War

>>24687144
Letting them co-operate will remove a lot of the paranoia though. If they see we're legit, they'll be less prick-ish.

>>24687011
"Xavier, Strange. Look into the mind of DOOM and you shall see no falsehood concerning my plans against the Skrulls infiltrating Russia. My only agenda is to remove the alien threat, nothing more, nothing less."

>>24687184
They won't see it as legit, Richards will convince them all of it being a ploy for us to take over Russia. We don't care about Russia. Europe is already in our grasp, they just don't know it yet. Also Mars.

DOOM pulls the strings, and he is a talented puppetmaster.

>>24687175
How soon till these fools launch the hulk into space then?

>>24687212
Richards is not that much of a d-
Fuck.

>>24687078
"Well, he has a point. We could check to see if he's going to get something out of it. Me and charles combined should get something out of him, at least"

"What? No! We don't need his help. The only reason we haven't figured it out yet is because he showed up and ruined the meeting!" Reed says

"Maybe we should, reed. It's not like he offers himself up for a brain probe every day."

"...Fine. Do it."

You are assaulted mentally, but your willpower alone prevents them from accessing anything too important. You bring thoughts to the forefront of your mind when asked, and in a short time, Strange says

"He's clean, Reed. Nothing incriminating, and it seems the skrulls are worse than we thought"

"Pardon me for not cheering. What are you going to do then, Doom?"

>>24687109
>>24687152
I apologise, sir. If punishment is required, I recommend flaying. I have precious little skin left, so the loss would damage me emotionally as well as physically

Whats Black Bolt doing anyway, napping?

>>24687258

Servo-Guards! THOUSANDS OF THEM!!! Outfitted with the scanners, they are immune to persuasion and will carry out the task of irradiating any resistant Skrull without mercy or remorse. Of course, you may wish to attempt your 'Diplomacy' with them first. If anything, It may prevent as many casualties during the fighting that Will occur.

Tempted to say "Stake Johnny out as bait for Lyja again."
or, if we were aware of the winter soldier mess we could use that to blackmail Putin into giving shield a freer hand.

>>24687258
An invader has crept up on us in the night, and now nests in the shadows
We must fight a war where he lives. I can create devices to detect Skrulls, and their agents must be removed as quietly as possible. SHIELD and other government agencies including my own intelligence services can co-ordinate on this
I cannot stress enough gentleman, the public cannot know about this, or at least not the extent of the infiltration. It will be panic. Tell your trusted colleagues if you must, but no further
The first target will be Russia. I will go to Putin with our findings, convince him to help. You must examine your own people, your fellow heroes. They are the most likely first point of contact for the Skrulls

>>24687315
I doubt the Russians would approve.

>>24687258
"First, DOOM will further refine the Skrull Detector to a smaller, hand-held size. Agents of DOOM will then enter Russia, on fully legal passports, and spread out to identify Skrulls masquerading as public officials.
"With the full Skrull genome, DOOM will also develop a method to force a Skrull to revert to its original alien form.
"Since a military solution seems to be so unpalatable to you, Richards, DOOM recommends that social media websites be used to unmask the Skrulls. The Russian people themselves will rise up and overthrow their alien oppressors once the truth is known."

>>24687258
"The way anyone defeats a spy. Out spy them. My own glorious creations made for stealth and subterfuge can be in And out of the kremlin in a matter of moments, Provided he's clean. The skrull on the other hand are craftier still. What have you found thus far?"

>>24687310
He is currently staying quiet, sir. Just like Namor, he too has connections to you that may exacerbate the situation further if revealed

>>24687347
I was under the belief Namor was "letting the dogs out" as it were?

>>24687317
This might actually work. Use Johnny as bait to trap Lyja, then use her to find the Skrull HQ. Then hit it with a raid. Needless to say, we can't tell Johnny about it.

>>24687341
Our skrull detectors are handheld, though.

>>24687415
They could be made smaller still.

>>24687347
DOOM stands by previous statements. This new MO is working well for us.

Offer data, and usage of Doom's services since we are capable of outing Skrull infiltrators already.

>>24687415
See? some of DOOMS brilliant plan is completed before we even thought of it!

So we seem to be at an impasse.
One plan is to start a shadow war with the Skrull, another is to publicly out them, and the third is to use Johnny as bait.
I'd say only the first two have merit to them.

>>24687371
More likely he was releasing a foul kraken in Fury's personal bathroom for a laugh

>>24687470
A shadow war is the best course, the chaos of a civil war in Russia will only enhance the Skrull position there. Anarchy is what they want, we must maintain the status quo and use it as a weapon against them
Keep the third in reserve though, honey pots can be remarkably useful

>>24687470
My voted for publicly outing them, it should drum up some good will (of course, there is no reason we cant do both)

In a previous thread someone had the idea of having Pym shrink down, infiltrate Russia, and scan the Parliament. Would that still be viable?

>>24687329
>>24687342
"Diplomacy or sneaking in. Or one after the other if he's clean. It could work, Reed. Nobody'd believe he's working with us, and russia would just attack him if they found out. I mean, they're already suspicious of him" Stark says

"Well, I guess there's no downside for us other than that I have to have Doom in here at least one more time. Do it then, Doom. But be warned, there's no personal glory here"

You hear running above you
>>24687371
Well, yes. But he isn't in the same room at least

>>24687470
We do all. War on the Skrulls. They started it anyway. Not DOOM's fault if they can't pony up.

>>24687531
"DOOM shall be in touch."

Teleport out just before the SHIELD troopers arrive, preferably in an appropriate burst of light.

>>24687531
"DOOM needs no personal glory. The face of gratitude will be glorious enough."

Now leave with Doombots, utterly satisfied at one upping Richards... Again.

>>24687531
The fact that RICHARDS knows my part in this will be enough, bid these gentlemen (and RICHARDS) farewell and then depart.

>>24687583
>>24687580
You teleport out, just barely catching glimpses of Stark reaching for a pillow and a blond man with a hammer entering the room

Welcome back, sir

>>24687531
Ask stark if he'd like to pick up a box or two of handheld skrull detectors or at least share sourcecode enough for him to make a module for his suit?

Doubles for meeting him outside the carrier as well, doesn't implicate, Namor, Xavier or BB either

>>24687630
That went fairly well

>>24687630
Lucia, time to work on the EMP. Then schedule time with Laura and Valeria in the countryside. Also, prepare our security for any new breaches.

>>24687630
were we not in the process of creating a cybernetic enhanced dragon at some point? Because we may need to check in on that at some point

>>24687630
Lucia.
Prepare 1000 Stalkerbots with integrated Skrull Detectors.
Bring up another Foundry online if you have to.

Bring the EMP weapon so that I may reverse-engineer it.

And pencil in a time on the weekend to take Laura and Valeria for a picnic in the countryside.

>>24687630
Well, that went better than expected
Any news while I was away?
Also, this >>24687744

>>24687661
Ah, turn this into a personally written email instead.

Stark is enough of a technophobe to probably leaf through it during the meeting

>>24687630
Put Johny under discrete surveillance, use intermediaries if necessary, along with a careful check of the area's he frequents. Lija is probably already nearby.

>>24687744
Apologies for the delay, sir. Internet malfunction
The device is on your desk.
Shall I prepare a hamper?

>>24687837
i think you mean technophile

>>24687865
Agreed. Lyja can be useful. Plus finding her under the fantastic 4's nose will make RICHARDS! look like a fool, which is always worth doing.

>>24687744
Apologies, sir. Internet malfunction
Are you sure you wish to spend 2 billion dollars?
the weapon is at your workstation
Shall I prepare a hamper?

>>24687893
Yeah, I did.

iPhone autocorrect secret agenda...

>>24687917
Prepare the hamper
If we built the new stalkers, what would the treasury stand at?

>>24687917
>>24687881
That's weird.

>>24687917
>2 billion dollars
Lucia, what is 2 billion dollars compared to securing the world's largest nuclear and biological weapons stockpiles from alien hands?
Spend the money.

And yes, have a hamper prepared.

>>24687917
After this >>24687989
we shall examine the EMP weapon in detail.

>>24687907
thirded. Not taking the chance to make a fool of Richards would be OOC

>>24687989
1000 seems a tad large, 500 maybe?

>>24688020
Consider the size of Russia, and don't forget to include former Soviet satellites.
1000 is barely enough.

>>24687963
12.945 billion dollars, sir
>>24687989
Yes, Lord Doom. They shall be ready shortly

>>24688074
An acceptable treasury, and nothing we can't replace later
Begin construction
Summon our spymaster, I want an update on Russia and the Skrull situation as soon as possible
Where are Laura and Valeria?

>>24688009
Doom barely has to orchestrate that anymore. Our new MO seems to have utterly trashed the poor philistine's ability to perceive reality.

The reality that DOOM is winning.

Again.

>>24688074
Are we doing the Lyja thing or not?

>>24688148
If the opportunity presents itself, and we can do it without compromising the primary objective, then I don't see why not
But it is a side bonus, a petty prank to be pulled if we have time which seems unlikely. It is not something to be orchestrated

>>24688105
Laura is in the castle library. She has had difficulty with some of your collection.
Valeria is currently learning about wards at school

I am your spymaster sir. You killed the previous one for spying on you.

>>24688131
Doesn't mean we shouldn't take the chance to twist the knife in further. Heck, once we locate Lyja we can let Richards find out about us conducting surveillance in NY. Let him reach the wrong conclusion and accuse us of something we didn't do, again.

>>24688148
It would require Mr Storm's permission, presumably. Would you like to contact him?

>>24688184
She's a either a current or former member of Skrull high command. If she is a current one she needs to be captured and interrogated about their plans. If she is a former member her insight will still be invaluable. Plus, its not like DOOM doesn't have the Fantastic Four under surveillance anyway.

>>24688278
No. We shall observe in secret.

>>24688278
I think we were planning to do this. So its basically: "Use the the surveillance we undoubtedly already have on Johnny to identify female humans who might be Lyja, then check to see if they are a skrull." Shouldn't take more than one stealth bot full time.

>>24688278
See if the armour we requisitioned is done yet in the other timeline, and retrieve the timebots from the one further down the line.

>>24688206
Whoops.

Well, you have orders, Lucia. I must work. Alert Laura and Valeria of our intentions to take some time for Valeria.

>>24688382
Crap, meant to link >>24687865

>>24688206
Ah yes of course. A shame really, I do value enthusiasm in the workplace. Not as much as loyalty mind you
How stands the Skrull infiltration? High level government, or in the lower levels? Have they compromised the military?

Lets leave Laura be for now, and of course Valeria must study.
>>24688291
I don't disagree that she is a person of interest, but the plan to humiliate Richards can wait

>>24688418
It won't require a significant investment of resources. Why not do it?

>>24688382
Yes, sir. I shall also have the Stalker equipped with a skrull detector, so we should have results shortly
>>24688384
The Doombots have had it ready for over 700 years, sir.
I apologise for my insolence.

>>24688418
There are some skrulls in Russia, but mostly they don't seem to be that high up. This is according to the captive skrulls you have, sir. I will be able to aquire more accurate intelligence once the Stalkers are constructed

>>24688483
Because it will conflict with the current plan to humiliate Richards.

>>24688483
Because it will require an investment, and frankly playing this alliance perfectly on the level and completely honestly will make Richard rage far more than anything we could ever dream of
We will prove ourselves the better man in front of the council he helped form

>>24688572
How? And since when have we only had a single plan?

>>24688392
Think we should invite Morgan?

>>24688582
How would we not be playing the alliance strait?

>>24688604
>>24688582
This.

>>24688611
Why not bring Lucia along too, and other Valeria to round off the fucking harem?

>>24688611
Lets do so.

>>24688561
Put some feelers out to the Russian underworld, and to Putin himself. He'll hear about this anyway, might as well be up front
Now, do we just straight out tell him he's got aliens crawling in his government, or dress it up a bit?
Also, contact SHIELD, see if Fury has put away his Norse god and wants to talk strategy

>>24688611
We could ask, but Morgan would likely say no. Doom is amenable to extending this olive branch.

>>24688561
Good I look forward to the results of our investigation.

>>24688661
I guess. She's a career woman now, and she might get jealous

>>24688632
Lucia comes with us everywhere. And having our god daughter in a harem is disgusting, get out of DOOM's consciousness.

>>24688582
Oh, deploying 1 of our 1100 silent stalkers! What a waste of resources! Assuming we are actually still arguing about this, I vote we continue with the plan.

>>24688708
He means the woman we named her after, you fool.