>Shake her hand "Good game..."
>"How'd you do that?"

>>24851083
>Shake her hand "Good game..."
>Grin. "We still got more kills."

Combination of both. Enough praise to make them feel accomplished, yet still with a bit of a challenge so they don't rest on their laurels.

>>24851114
She did it with the power of plot, also, seconded.

>Shake her hand "Good game..."

We are gentlemen. Let us learn from our mistake: DON'T give up the advantages your tank possesses.

Shake her hand. Congratulate her. Then tease her a little.

>>24851083
>>Shake her hand "Good game..."
Gotta commend them on a kill, regardless of the circumstances. We just need to fight smarter.

>Shake her hand "Good game..."

Something's been bothering me - shouldn't our tank have been able to turn, even with a broken track? Just give power to the working track and the broken one should act as an anchor.

Actually, wasn't that basically how all tanks turned in place before pivoting was developed? If so, how come our driver didn't realize this? Even if it didn't turn us very fast it probably would have given our rear armor enough of an angle before the PzIV reloaded.

>>24851083
>>Shake her hand "Good game..."
We just got straight outplayed. She took advantage of our experience, and correctly assumed that we would get tunnel vision when presented with a target. gg no re

[X] Good game! If you can get them that accurate with 45 minutes of work, this will be a good season!

>>24851230
Because we got rail railroaded and it wasn't about what would actually happen, it was about making sure the Mary Sue magically won.

On that note:
>Dismiss.

And it wasn't just lucky shot it was lucky EVERYTHING that she somehow magically ended up behind us at exactly the right moment, there was really no skill invovled.

>>24851230
>Shake her hand "Good game..."
>To Yukari "Good shooting"

>>24851277
Even if it WAS luck, it's not a good idea to be dismissive about it.

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>>24851277
>>24851230

>>24851301
Why not? She got extremely lucky, why should I be showing any respect for that? She ganged up five vs one and manged to squeak out a win with blind luck (really act of plot), I am not impressed. She was irritating enough in the show, I'm not here to be fucking sucking her dick over her supposed "genius"

>>24851230
It would have been slow. They had us dead to rights. We just need to keep our eyes up and the turret pointed in a useful direction

Also, OP: The M-26 has one .50. Both the hull gun and the co-ax are M1919 brownings in .30-06 (or .30 government as I think it was called in the period) We would have needed to be outside of the turret to employ the M2.

>>24851326
what are you here for then? This is not WoTQ. It'd be far better for you to leave than to make everyone else miserable with your complaining.

>>24851350
It has nothing to do with being "WoTQ" it has to do with not shit writing. The entire scene was a fucking cluster fuck of stupid clearly engineered solely to wank a character that was already a borderline sue in the show. So sorry if it offends you, but I have no interest in that shit.

>>24851326
Well, you don't have to suck her metaphorical dick. Just say "Good game" and be over with it.

If you say that it was pure luck, even if it was, then that will only cause them to doubt their skill. Which could come back to bite us in the ass sometime in the future

>>24851326
You are the same person who has been bitching about this for the last about 4 threads, right? If you hate it so much, get out like you have said 3 times now.

>>24851083
>Shake her hand "Good game..."
Remember we want to support Miho and the girls.

>>24851387
They SHOULD doubt there skills and they should have a realistic assessment of where they stand. They just started and they got extremely lucky, which is NOT something that can or should be relied on it. There is no quicker way to get stomped them to think you're better then you are.

Beyond that though my problem was the entire thing was just such a blatantly forced railroading ot play into the intensely annoying "OMFG MIHO CAN'T LOOSE" crap. Call me a dick if you want, but I actually prefer characters that aren't ALWAYS right and don't ALWAYS have every damn lucky break go there way.

>>24851389
I was in the last thread, but that was the first one I was in, in real time. (I'm east coast so these start and run extremely late for me)

Can we get a distance and speed timetable? It doesn't seem like they would have caught up that quickly.

>>24851387
>her
>dick
Thanks for that mental image.., really appreciate that.

>>24851418
why are you so mad over a stupid thread on the internet?

>>24851378
Hey. Hey you. Did you vote to go into the forest, or did you vote to stay in the hills? If the latter, shut the fuck up and accept your consequences. Make this a learning experience on what not to do in the future.

>>24851465
Damnit, *former

>>24851457
>Assuming I'm really made and not just very disappointed with the direction the OP is feeling some harsh criticism might be in order. The "everything is fine, if you don't have anything nice to say" hug box shit is the BANE of most fan fiction and something I utterly despise. Writers don't improve if no on ever questions them.

>>24851456
Hence "Metaphorical"

>>24851465
Umm going into the forest is why we LOST, I actually wrote in to just chase her and finish her off, but everyone was too busy whacking off to what TACTICAL GENIUS she was so they all just decided to run like pussies, which should have just prolonged the fight before we won, but due to act of plot resulted in a loss.

>>24851465
I voted for the forest and when I saw what happened, I mentally went "gg".

Then again I believe in good sportsman ship.

>>24851501
There's a difference between criticism and assuming something just to justify bashing.

That and there's a phrase that goes with this "If you don't like it, DON'T READ IT." It's what i do with MSQ.

>>24851501
Your previous posts seemed more BLAAAGH RAAAAGE than constructive criticism to me.

>>24851418
>ALWAYS right and don't ALWAYS have every damn lucky break go [their] way
its one battle dude. the first battle of the quest, in fact. you cant exactly say EVERYTHING is going Miho's way based off of a single datapoint

Whine whine whine.

We fucked it up. It was down to the Panzer IV and I-Go and instead of following the PZIV up into the hills (where we'd have had problems catching it but also open enough sight lines to prevent getting buttfucked by it), we got overly cautious and afraid after the way Miho and the team had been piling on the pressure. So we turned about and fucked off into the woods, likely with the Panzer IV keeping tabs on and stalking us. Then the I-Go provided the distraction and BOOM. FFS, we even worried about the I-Go despite it having no chance at all to hurt Black Jack.

Also:
>Shake her hand "Good game..."
>Grin. "We still got more kills."

>>24851449
>Extremely late

>9:30 at the latest.

I don't think you're old enough to be on this site.

>>24851418
In-universe, Miho was the child of the best in the business, trained to be the best, and expected to be the best. Her whole thing is "unconventional tactics" and we played right into her hand, going into the forest where smaller, faster tanks were better suited. We fucked up, and payed for it. What do you not understand about this?

>>24851746
The one last night ran until ~2am central time.

>>24851685
Another mistake was that we let that little ambush throw us off so badly. I think we can avoid this as long as we don't assume assume our opponents are pathetically easy pickings, which I think we did at first in the practice match, leading to the ambush throwing us off.

We lost more or less the moment we lost our collective composure.

Can we pack a minelayer for next time? I kind of want to see this Miho commander go to line up another rear shot, and haver her roll over an AT mine.

http://www.myinstants.com/instant/tf2-demoman-kaboom/

You shake her hand, giving her a wry grin. "Yeah... We still got more confirmed kills." You look back over at the I-Go, itself being evacuated by the Volleyball crew. "Don't think we've ever managed to kill skill something with the Ma-Deuces before." As you pulls your hand back you look down at the hole in Jack's armor. "Gotta say... That was about the craziest match I've ever been in."

Miho smiles. "It certainly didn't play out as I expected it to!" She says.

You look back over at her. "How did you do it?" You ask, simply.

"Well... You were probably going to destroy the team anyway, so I got the Freshmen to help me ambush you- maybe show them that you can use team tactics to make up for inferior tanks." She says, looking back at the Panzer IV. "We wanted to push you all the way into the forest and maybe try to surround you, but then the president's tank showed up and stopped you."

You blink at her. They hadn't even expected to win?

"Noriko did well though- She was shadowing you the moment you crossed the bridge." Miho continues. "I thought you'd just come up the hill and finish us off, but when Noriko told us you'd went into the woods we got a second chance..."

>"So were you driving or something?"
>"You're lucky that first shot knocked off our tracks..."
>"So, if I had come back up the hill, what would've been your plan then?"

So... who wants to talk about WoT?

>>24851810
>"So, if I had come back up the hill, what would've been your plan then?"

>"So, if I had come back up the hill, what would've been your plan then?"
>"So were you driving or something?"

I wanna know.

>>24851810
>"So, if I had come back up the hill, what would've been your plan then?"

>>24851810
>>"So, if I had come back up the hill, what would've been your plan then

>>24851804
>we can avoid this as long as we don't assume assume our opponents are pathetically easy pickings, which I think we did at first in the practice match, leading to the ambush throwing us off.

No, no, that's not what happened at all. We didn't underestimate them, we overestimated them. We lost because we were TOO cautious and considered everyone a threat.

>>24851810
>>"So, if I had come back up the hill, what would've been your plan then?"
>"So were you driving or something?"

>>24851810
>"So, if I had come back up the hill, what would've been your plan then?"

>>24851838
I was going write this anyway

>"So, if I had come back up the hill, what would've been your plan then?"

I must know what would have happened if my vote had won.

>>24851815
Sure why not. Just started on the french TD line. Are they any good at higher tiers

>>24851810
>>"So, if I had come back up the hill, what would've been your plan then?"
How would we have lost if that happened?

>>24851900

I don't associate with french tanks.

>>24851852
That was only after the ambush, before that the general mindset was "let them play before we stomp them" then when the History team hit close, people were like whoa. Then the ambush made it worse.

I commend you for not losing your cool.

>>24851810
>"So, if I had come back up the hill, what would've been your plan then?"

instant rivaping captcha, instant rivaping indeed

>>24851900
lol cupola
Magic Bathtub and V39 are 'kill everything forever'-tier, but the T7 and 8 variants are useless any closer than a few hundred metres.
How do I know this? I regularly kill the T7 variant with my Hellcat.

Ask her what she would have done if we had gone to the hills.

>>24851810
>"So was Mako driving or something?"

>>24851810
OP: There is one M2 on an M26, mounted as an antiaircraft gun. The coax and hull guns are M1919 .30 cals. One Ma Deuce. Not multiple.

Voting for: >"So, if I had come back up the hill, what would've been your plan then?"

"So if we'd have chased back up into the hills, what then?" You probe. Yukari is pointing out the hole from her hatch and Saori grinning ear to ear.

"We would've lost." Miho says, deadpan. "We were trying to get you down into the woods where you couldn't see or shoot very far, where you'd be slowed down by going through trees and bushes." She looks up at the Ninety-millimeter, still cocked out to the side of Black Jack. "Up in the hills we had nowhere to hide- you could take us out from range long before we'd even be able to penetrate your rear plate."

"So I messed up?" You say, finally putting a few pictures together.

"If you call destroying four tanks messing up." She says with a smile. "You were right- you more than carried your weight and I think the rest of the team understands just how powerful tanks can be." She smiles warmly. "And I think they'll be encouraged by the fact that, from now on, you'll be watching out for them. I know I am."

Yukari comes running up. "I can't believe I took out a Pershing like that!" She says, giddy with excitement. "I feel like Carius or Knispel must've felt!" She looks at you. "Thank you, So much! For Everything!" She says bowing deeply. She turns to Miho and bows again. "Lady Nishizumi, thank you so much for allowing me to be part of your crew! I will do everything I can to help us win!"

>"You're welcome, Yukari."
>"I think you would've ended up here anyway."

>>24852205
>I think you would've ended up here anyway."

>>24852205
>"I think you would've ended up here anyway."

>>24852205
>"I think you would've ended up here anyway."

>>24852205
>"I think you would've ended up here anyway."

>"You're welcome, Yukari."
>"But I think you would've ended up here anyway."

Why the first part? Just to make her smile more.

>>24852205
>>"You're welcome, Yukari."
>>"I think you would've ended up here anyway."
This. She is a good girl and could use some encouragement.

>>24852197

Yeah, realized that when someone pointed it out. Used to the M2 being used for everything, forgot that most of the tank machineguns were .30's.

>>24852205
I feel compelled to tell this Yukari girl to, learn one last lesson for the day:

SHOW US YER WAR FACE

>>24852205
>>"You're welcome, Yukari."
>>"I think you would've ended up here anyway."
add in a wink if you want

>>24852205
>"I think you would've ended up here anyway."
WE MUST BET YUKARI.

>>24852250
This!

>>24852250
second

Shame our tank's disabled, we could give 'em a ride.

>>24852250
I'll be backing both too

>>24852205
>"You're welcome, Yukari."
>"But I think you would've ended up here anyway."

>>24852286
Speaking of bets, didn't we win the one we took in the first post in the last thread?

>>24852268
Hell, I was in same boat. It wasn't until I got a look at the inside of an Abrams turret when they had the .50 on the pintel that I was corrected.

>>24852344
Yes. Yes we did

WHERE MY MONEY ROY!

>>24852268
The M1 Abrahms and M2/M3 Brad both use the M240C 7.62 NATO for COAX, and the M60 used the M73 in the same caliber. The Ma Deuce was purely pintle-mount.

>>24852397
Are we using American dollars for the bet or are we fully transitioned to the Japanese yen?

>>24852448
I assume american from them betting 5 bucks each last thread.

Thats what...close to 500 yen, I think?

>>24852510
510.75 because that extra 10 yen means something

>>24852510
yen/dollar is like the easiest transition ever

>>24852581
yeah, 1 yen is basically a penny right now.

>>24852581
http://www.xe.com/currencyconverter/convert/?Amount=1&From=USD&To=JPY

"You're welcome, Yukari." You say with a wink and a grin. "I don't think you needed my help to get into Senshado, though."

She blushes a bit. "Thank you!"

You remember something. "Hey, random question- either of you know the exchange rate for yen to dollars?" You ask.

They look at you deadpan. Yukari thinks for a second. "Well, when I ordered a model a few weeks ago it was about... a hundred yen to a dollar?"

"Thanks." You say, noticing Roy finally dropping to the ground.

"Hey, got all the ready-rack ammo back stora-" He starts.

"Five-Hundred Yen." You state, holding out your hand. "We shook on it."

"What? Dammit!" He says, reaching into his pocket for his wallet. "Was hoping you had forgotten about that."


>"So was that Hana driving your tank? That peekaboo you were playing was pretty top-notch."
>"How'd Saori do as the commander?"

>>24852625
So I guess the yen has lost a bit of value. It used to be worth 1.2 pennies.

>>24852699
[x] "So was that Hana driving your tank? That peekaboo you were playing was pretty top-notch."

>>24852699
>>"So was that Hana driving your tank? That peekaboo you were playing was pretty top-notch."
Enter enter mako

>>24852699
>"So was that Hana driving your tank? That peekaboo you were playing was pretty top-notch."
This way we can get the rundown on her crew positions.

>>24852699
>>"So was that Hana driving your tank? That peekaboo you were playing was pretty top-notch."

>"So was that Hana driving your tank? That peekaboo you were playing was pretty top-notch."

I doubt Saori was the commander.

>>24852699
>"So was that Hana driving your tank? That peekaboo you were playing was pretty top-notch."
"I bet your're hit with the kids with skills like that, eh?" *Chuckle*

>>24852699
>"So that was Mako driving your tank. That peekaboo you were playing was top-notch."

>>24852699
>>"So was that Hana driving your tank? That peekaboo you were playing was pretty top-notch."
haha time for tonks

>>24851560
>If you don't like it, DON'T READ IT.
While the guy you're arguing with is looking like a hater, and should thus be ignored, that fucking phrase is bullshit.
It's a bullshit crutch used by people who don't want to listen to criticism. Now, OP shouldn't listen to haters, and that phrase may have STARTED as a way to deal with them, but it is SO often used to tar any critic as a hater. Criticism serves a healthy function, and it comes from a good place. It's a sign that people wanna help someone improve.
Personally, I think it was a LITTLE fishy how lucky Miho got in this match, but I'm not gonna scream "RAILROAD BULLSHIT EITHER WAY WE LOSE!" yet, since we did go to the wrong bloody area thanks to people being TERRIFIED that Miho had some Tzeenchian master plan. I'm gonna refrain from assuming 'til the St. Gloriana's match, where Jack's effect will become clear.

Now, to offer some ConCrit for op, one thing you might want to watch out for is slipping up Rich and Rick, which we all do too. It doesn't really help the confusion when they get flipped in your post. I know how easy it is to accidentally hit the wrong key when you're typing, so my advice is to type it up, wait about a minute (go to the bathroom, grab a drink, do something else) then come back and read back through it with your head fresh. This'll help you spot any typos you made, or any odd phrasings, so you can fix it before it goes up. It's not perfect, but it helps.
Another thing to keep in mind, is that we can't see your notes, so even if something was legitimate, it can FEEL like railroading to us just because we're frustrated, and we don't know WHAT would have happened otherwise. You have to make sure that anything that bites us feels like a genuine consequence of our choice. Pull it off right, and the readers will be at each other's fucking throats over the outcome, and whether the other choice would have been better (see: SW89 and the sinking of the Kitty Hawk).

>>24853049
What could be done is to introduce a random element like rolling in when combat occurs honestly i don't really think that we would need it but it would prevent railroad bullshit responses. I'd prefer to use a dice pool style mechanic where you roll so many dice for an action but it is up to op. anyhoo i enjoy watching this quest op and i hope you continue

>>24853049
please just leave

>>24853192

One of the few people offering genuine criticism in a non-bitchy manner and you want him to leave?

No, how about YOU LEAVE.

>>24853049
Rich and Rick are the same person, and are a distinct individual from Patrick.

"So, how did Hana work out as the driver?" You ask, counting Roys money before putting it in your wallet. "That corner-work back there was some of the best I've seen!"

Miho and Yukari mouth laugh a bit. "Actually... That wasn't Hana at all at that point." Miho starts.

"Yeah, we took a glancing blow from the Lee and Lady Isuzu hit her head." Yukari says. "But we luckily we had Mako with us! We almost ran her over, but we picked her up instead and she took over driving while Hana rested!"

You blink again. "So, you just found a driver?" You say flatly. "And she just knew how to drive a Panzer IV?"

"Well, no. She read the manual." Miho says.

>"Is Hana alright now?"
>Man I'm hungry.
>"Where's our coach anyway?"

>>24853049
I thank you for being a calm and clear criticizer. Its a breath of fresh air really

>>24853307
[x] "Is Hana alright now?"

>>24853307
>"Is Hana alright now?"
>"Where's our coach anyway?"

>>24853307
>"Is Hana alright now?"
>"Where's our coach anyway?"

>>24853307
>>"Is Hana alright now?"
she just got knocked out. dont wanna be that doche

>>24853307
>"Is Hana alright now?"
>Man I'm hungry.
Let's have an after battle lunch party.

>"Is Hana alright now?"
>Man, I'm Hungry.

Better to cover these then handle the matter of miss do nothing.

>>24853049
I only used that that phrase because he was a hater and seriously wanted him GONE.

But it's nice to see someone offer criticism in a calm tone.

>>24853346
After battle lunch barbecue, you mean.
>"Is Hana alright now?"
>Man I'm hungry.

>>24853307
>"Where's our coach anyway?"
>>24853363
>because he was a hater and seriously wanted him GONE.
Fair enough. Sadly, everything is gonna have haters. Best way to get rid of 'em is to not acknowledge the posts where "they be hatin'". They'll get bored and leave.

>>24853307
>"Is Hana alright now?

>>24853339

You realize pretty much anything that results in loss of consciousness for anything more than a few seconds is pretty damn serious, right?

>>24853307
>"Is Hana alright now?"

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Mako best gup

>>24853307
>"Is Hana alright now?"

>"Where's our coach anyway?"
Chono's responsible for possible brain hemorrhage that turns Hana into a vegetable

>>24853453
that would require Chono to actually do something

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>>24853049

[X]is "Is Hana alright now? Cause my team is in dire need of lunch.

>>24853448
aint no one said she got knocked out

>>24853307
>"Is Hana alright now?"
must show concern, then hunger

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>>24851307
more like pic related.

>>24853537
>Gentleman of African descent with whom I share a close acquaintance
ftfy

OP, you might be the shittiest quest runner among all the quests I actually follow, but you're a pretty cool guy.

>>24853645
I believe that this is op's first quest, too.
>>24853346
also this please

"How's Hana doing?" You say, concerned for your fellow tanker. "We should probably get her checked for concussion..."

"Lady Isuzu's fine now-" Yukari says. "The gun woke her up."

"Still," You say, looking past them as Hana extracts herself from the radioman's hatch rubbing her head. "We'd better have the coach have her looked at..." You look around. "Speaking of which, where is Chouno?" You say looking around. "For a coach she sure doesn't... coach a lot."

"She's on her way!" Saori yells from the turret. "Just talked to her on the radio!"

Yukari smiles. "She really is good with that radio!" She says brightly. "We would've never gotten the Freshmans' help if she hadn't gotten in contact with them!"

>"So Saori's the radioman now? Any more crew changes?"
>"Have you heard anything from the other crews?"
>"Where's Mako anyway?"

>>24853753
>>"Where's Mako anyway?"
Mako's ma nigga

>"So Saori's the radioman now? Any more crew changes?"

I wonder if the gun's able to wake her up or not.

>>24853753
>"So Saori's the radioman now? Any more crew changes?"
>"Have you heard anything from the other crews?"
We must collect them all for the after party.

>>24853753

>"Have you heard anything from the other crews?"

>>24853753
>"Where's Mako anyway?"
then
>"Have you heard anything from the other crews?

>>24853753
>"So Saori's the radioman now? Any more crew changes?"
>"Have you heard anything from the other crews?"

"Mako, is, of course, asleep again, I expect."

>>24853753
>"Have you heard anything from the other crews?"
then
>"Where's Mako anyway?"

>>24853753
>"So Saori's the radioman now? Any more crew changes?"
>"Have you heard anything from the other crews?"

>>24853192
If I had to pick sides, I'd pick the side that gets to throw you into a volcano.

>>24853792
This

>>24853791
>>24853796
Mein neger

>>24853683
If this is his first quest, then he's doing pretty fucking good

>>24853791
Backing

>>24853753
>"Have you heard anything from the other crews?"

>"Have you heard anything from the other crews?"

>>24853791
this

>>24853753

Well, it looks like your crew have settled into their positions... If this is what they can do off the bat, Then in time, we might need a 1 on 1 rematch.

"So where is Mako anyway?" You say, looking around for their fifth crew member. "Would love to meet someone who drives that well after reading the manual for a couple of minutes."

Yukari smiles. "She's probably asleep. She's got low blood pressure- she's always late for class because she sleeps so much..."

Wait a minute...

"That Mako? Long hair, reads a lot?" You say, remembering the sleepy girl you forced to have a nourishing meal on your first day.

Yukari and Miho nod.

"Small world." You comment to yourself as a jeep followed by an old deuce-and-a-half truck come rumbling up the path Black Jack had carved through the forest.

Chouno, driving the Jeep, honks the horn excitedly before she pulls up. "Great work, Nishizumi. You really are a credit to your family!" She says, grasping Miho's hand to shake it. "Top notch!"

Miho blanches. "T-Thank you, coach!" She says with a bow.

Chouno turns to you. "And you, Commander. You did admirably as well, though I am surprised that you were not the overall victor." She says with a nod and a smile. "Would you mind gathering your crew? We'll get them back to the school- we have recovery vehicals on the way to get your panzers."

"Tanks." You correct.

She looks at you. "And actually, Commander, would you mind riding along with me? I'm sure you have things you'd like to discuss with me."

>"No problem, coach."
>"I'd prefer to ride with my crew, Ma'am."
>"First, can we get a medical team to check out Hana Isuzu- she bumped her head during the match."

>>24854433
>>"No problem, coach."
>>"But first, can we get a medical team to check out Hana Isuzu- she bumped her head during the match."

>>24854433
>>"No problem, coach."
>>"First, can we get a medical team to check out Hana Isuzu- she bumped her head during the match."

>>24854433
>"First, can we get a medical team to check out Hana Isuzu- she bumped her head during the match."

>"No problem, coach."
>"But first, can we get a medical team to check out Hana Isuzu- she bumped her head during the match."


There are things to be said, though not sure if the last one is needed as I don't think it affected her in the long run, but better safe than sorry.

>>24854433
>"First, can we get a medical team to check out Hana Isuzu- she bumped her head during the match."
then
>"No problem, coach."
with "my team comes with me, with blackjack KOed, they don't have a ride back. "

>>24854433
>"No problem, coach."
>"First, can we get a medical team to check out Hana Isuzu- she bumped her head during the match."
Safety first.

>>24854433
>"No problem, coach."
>"But first, can we get a medical team to check out Hana Isuzu- she bumped her head during the match."

>>24854433
>"First, can we get a medical team to check out Hana Isuzu- she bumped her head during the match."
>"I'd prefer to ride with my crew, Ma'am.

Fuck da police, we rollin wit our homies

>>24854433
>"First, can we get a medical team to check out Hana Isuzu- she bumped her head during the match."
then
>No problem Coach

>>24854505
If the last thread taught us anything, its "dont metagame plox"

>>24854433
>"No problem, coach."

I think we should refrain from calling her coach until she does some actual coaching.

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>>24854433
DOKTOR
MEDIC!
DOOOOOOOOOKTOR!

>>24854512
this please

>>24854433
>"I'd prefer to ride with my crew, Ma'am."
>"First, can we get a medical team to check out Hana Isuzu- she bumped her head during the match."

>>24854433
>"No problem, coach."
>"First, can we get a medical team to check out Hana Isuzu- she bumped her head during the match."

>>24854433
>>"No problem, coach."
>>"But first, can we get a medical team to check out Hana Isuzu- she bumped her head during the match."

>>24854433

>"No problem, coach."
>"First, can we get a medical team to check out Hana Isuzu- she bumped her head during the match."

>"No problem, coach."
>"But first, can we get a medical team to check out Hana Isuzu? She bumped her head during the match."

You know, this match turned out alright. At least it wasn't like the anime, where the Pz 4's 20mm rear armor stopped the StuG's shot without popping its flag. Now THAT's a mismatch between penetration values.

>>24854739
true, AND it should have shaken that bridge much harder to the point of damaging it. it did NOT look that sterdy to me.

>>24854739
even with using the bridge's nature to weaken the shot? (I believe that's the plan in the anime)

>>24854969
Physics generally don't work that way.

>>24854969
>plan
Pretty sure the bridge was less "cunning plan" and more "they got stuck there".

"Sure." You nod. "First, though. Hana Isuzu bumped her head during the match and was knocked out." You node over towards the girl. "Would appreciate it if you could get her checked out, make sure she doesn't have a concussion or something." You've seen concussions get ugly before. It was one of the more common injuries in tanking- Even if a shell didn't penetrate the crew compartment, some of it's energy still did and it could still be dangerous- one of the biggest things tankers had to learn was to never stay too close to the sides of the compartment.

"I'll have someone waiting for her at the school." She says with a worried glance over at Miho's former driver. "Here, hop in."

You oblige and climb into the jeep with her. "Rose, Captain Chouno needs to talk with me, could you make sure Black Jack is buttoned down before you guys head back?"

"Got it." She says before Chouno speeds off.

"Are you hungry, Commander?" She askes. "There is a diner in town I think you might find interesting."

>"Famished."
>"So, what did you want to discuss?"

>>24855034
>"So, what did you want to discuss?"
Straight to business.

>>24855034
>>"Famished."
>>"So, what did you want to discuss?"

Not mutually exclusive things to say.

>>24855034
>"So, what did you want to discuss?"
Business first. Food later.

>>24855034

>"Famished."

>>24855034
>>"Famished."

Food first, talk can wait.

>>24855034
>"So, what did you want to discuss?"
Let's eat with everyone else.

>>24855016
I'm not sure what but something about irs rockiness diffusing force. Not really going to argue this as I don't know much about it and it's irrevelant to the quest.

>"So, what did you want to discuss?"

>>24855034
Both

>>24855034
>"So, what did you want to discuss?"

>"So, what did you want to discuss?"

Not sure what she could have to say.

>>24855034
>"So, what did you want to discuss?"

Talk to the lady first.

>>24855034
>"Famished."

>>24855034
>Chouno-taicho are you trying to seduce me?

>>24855034
>"I hunger for the blood of the student council."
then
>"So, what did you want to discuss?"

>>24855034
Both, we can talk on the way to food

>>24855034
Yes

>>24855069
That's often used as an argument for why the StuG didn't pen them when it should have, but it doesn't change that sitting in the middle of the bridge was clearly not Miho's plan. They were crossing it when they suddenly got stuck with enemies on each side.

>"So, what did you want to discuss?"

>>24855067
This.

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>>24855034
She wants it

>>24855099
...People seriously think that? Just to double check, I rewatched that scene from the anime. The tank was falling off the bridge, and the StuG's shot hit with enough force to KNOCK IT BACK ON. And no flag was popped. That scene is literally the definition of "plot armor."

>>24855034
>"Famished."
>"So, what did you want to discuss?"
why not both?
>"Famished, but more importantly, what'd ya want?"

>>24855034
[X] "Famished, but what did you want to talk about?

>>24855203
I thought that scene was a nearby impact flexing the bridge, and the shot that bounced off the back came later.

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>>24855194
most of the female population on this ship wants it. but that is not going to happen here.

>>24855194
No. Chouno is for Grandpa.

>>24855473
yep. i bet it'll be Miho and MC in the end. if they do at all.

>>24855386
That's why I rewatched it, to be sure. The StuG fires at a nearly straight angle into the rear of the tank, as it's sliding off the bridge and Saori is screaming in fear. It conveniently knocks the 25 ton tank back onto the bridge, without raising a flag. I'd make a gif if I knew how.

>captcha fleet ofcocyc

>>24855194
Seriously, I think our grandpa is going to be trying to tap that rather than us.

>>24855569
Why do you think he hasn't already?

>>24855498
>Miho
>not "sacrificing" ourself as part of an alliance with Saunders
It's like you don't want Kay to liberate the shit out of our virginity.

>>24855610
College girls arent into 70Holden year old creepers?

>>24855618
Dude we can do her at the after party. No need to be all convoluted.

>>24855610

>She's going to get your new grandmother.

As a member of NTR, my feelings can be summed up in one phrase: GuP, gtfo my /tg/.

>>24855644
My grandfather would disagree with you if he was still alive.

>>24855610
Because I think he would check out the other women first, get a plan together for how to get them all at once without conflicting schedules, THEN strike.

The dude's been doing this since the Korean War, I don't think he'd attempt such a big operation without a plan.

>>24855661
lel your group is called NTR

>>24855644
Hugh. Fucking. Hefner.

>>24855661
Asshole, gtfo of our thread.

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>>24855618
>Not saving ourself for Yukari

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>>24855618

>>24855644
they are into 70+ old guys... if they are rich. just look at Hugh Hefner.

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>>24855661
>NTR

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>>24855706
>>24855739
really now?

>>24855739

>Grandfather
>Not having freaky geriatric sex with Mako's grandma.
>Not being discovered mid-coitus by MC
>Not scaring MC emotionally and psychologically for the rest of his life.

Smalltime. All of you.

>>24855739
If our family was rich we wouldn't have had to go to a Japanese girls school to get money for tanking now would we

>>24855733
Question. Are all of the schools we see Japanese with assorted national themes or are they schools from different countries?

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>>24855661

...Okay, the sheer distance crossed in the blink of an eye, with absolutely no notice from us was fucking ridiculous. That's all I'm saying.

>>24855803
Japanese westaboos.

>>24855800
just because grandpa is rich, does not always mean YOU are rich. besides, right now, it's not about the money, it's about the TANKS.

>>24855618
>Not going a very fine Oorai school.

shameful display, commit sudoku!

>>24855685
I don't think he'd move on the students rather he seems to have his eyes on Chono. And it was stated he is basically a wiser older Rich in personality.

I.e. he can talk her out of her clothes and into his bed, chicks dig older guys. That and some of them can be in very good shape.

>>24855778
Have you seen the girls he surrounds himself with? The dude founded playboy.

>>24855803
Japanese but with national themes, we haven't seen any actual schools from other nations in the anime. But yeah they do sure catch the nation themes well.

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>>24855706

Hugh. Fucking. Hefner.

>>24855661
>implying

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>>24855706
>>24855739
Hugh Hefner is a joke.
Henry.
Fucking.
Kissinger.
Dude scored more high-end tail than anyone else in DC, and he looked like THIS.

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>>24855803
In the show they were all Westaboos...Darjeeling, Kay, Nonna, Katyusha...all of them ;_;

>>24855837
>>24855850

Thanks. I was confused about that in the show.

>>24855827
>blink of an eye

Their tank moves twice as fast as ours (or more over rough terrain/through woods because they have a savant for a driver) and the timescale involved was never made clear but was likely several minutes at the very least.

>>24855871
I'm still convinced Kay (and Darjeeling, and Katyusha) HAD to be of mixed ancestry. No ethnically Japanese person has hair and eyes those shades.

>>24855878
Who could blame you? Unless we were told this, we wouldn't really know better. I mean just look at Kay, one couldn't tell she was remotely japanese.

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>>24855850

What about committing Sodoko?

>>24855871

Think she'll say tanks or panzers?

Because she'll lose all legitimacy with the latter.

>>24855871

>You are now imagining actual Russian schoolgirls breaking through by company. Those which penetrate are reinforced with ISUs to blast deeper behind enemy lines. Those which fail are left out. Success is rewarded; failure is not. Such is the Russian way of war.

>>24855902
Hair dye. Colour contacts.

>>24855909
Welcomw to Anime. Japs hate their own phenotype and idolise whiteys.

Because when they do draw themselves like nips, it ends up like the horrid Aku no Hana rotoscoping debacle.

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>>24855902
I'm pretty sure that Darjeeling at least wears a wig/dyes her hair and maybe color contacts? Iirc there's an official picture of her in a kimono with brown hair

>>24855685
Boy please, plans are for people whose dicks can't overmatch a Chaffee's ass.

>>24855902

I want to believe

>>24855925
Against regulations

>>24855954
wut? link

>>24855954
Wasn't that a shoop?

>>24855954
Question where did you find this?

>>24855937
that seems a bit excessive though considering how there's a few non-eastern hair colors at Oorai (Saori's orange, that one volleyball blonde, etc)

And meanwhile the figurative JAV industry is praying Yuzu wants a job with them.

>>24855951
>Aku no Hana rotoscoping
>drawing
>>24855981
don't have it
>>24855985
no idea, but if it was, the dude put quite a bit of effort into drawing a kimono
>>24856006
the card or the picture I was referencing?

>>24855954
>>24855985
I thought that was a shoop of her head on Hana's mom's body with the hair recolored.

Besides Orange Pekoe is obviously 100% Scots-Irish. The foul unnatural creature.

>>24856017
The card. Been trying to find the rest but so far not having luck.

TIME FOR THE BRAKKU JAKKU SUMMONING DANCE

>>24856048
>Implying Scot-Irish girls aren't hot as fuck

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>>24855902

I like to think that Kay is an Army brat, the product of a wild night on the town between some young serviceman and a Japanese woman.

"Sure. I could use a bite to eat." You say, buckling yourself in as the jeep reaches speed. "So, what's the deal? What did you need to talk with me about?"

She glances over at you as she drives off the rough, tank-plowed path and onto a service road. "Actually, I was wondering how you and your crew are fitting in. I was worried about sending a mostly-male crew to an all-girls school, though the President assured me that it wouldn't be a problem." She says calmly darting around a small crater that had been blown in the road by the day's activities.

"It's been fine." You say, holding onto the top of the windscreen just in case she whipped around another one like that. "Hell, my driver managed to get a girlfriend on his first day. Though I think Rose is having trouble getting used to the skirt."

"Oh?" She says, seemingly paying more attention to the road as she drives at speeds you would consider quite reckless.

"Y-yeah." You say as Chouno whips around a turn onto the main road that heads into town. "She's, uh, always been the jeans-and-t-shirt type."

"What about you?" She says. "How have you been getting along with your new environment?"

"I guess." You say, non-commitally. "Everyone's been a lot more friendly than I expected."

Chouno finally slows and pulls into a small cafe with a tank-shaped sign. 'Cakes und Panzer' is lettered in overdone teutonic lettering.


>"Really? A theme restaurant?"
>"You're sure about this place?"
>"Looks interesting."

>>24856077
ur showing up as annon again bro

>>24856077

No Chouno, you are the Cake.

>>24856077
>"Looks interesting."
lets make sure to bring up the paint issue

>>24856077
>Looks interesting

>>24856076
Technical term for that is Amerasian.
Yes, so many G.I.s have knocked up and/or married indigenous girls while stationed in Asia that there is a special word for it.
And yes, I stubbornly insist on believing exactly that. I also stubbornly insist on believing that she at least occasionally gets to hang out with her dad, and he's responsible for her status as an Ameriboo.

>>24856077
>"You're sure about this place?"

>>24856077
>"Looks interesting."

>>24856077
>Cake for lunch?

>>24856077

That's the second time it's done that, tonight. I caught it the first time.

>>24856077
>"Really? A theme restaurant?"
You know, we haven't seen our grandpa since the first day. What HAS he been doing?
And could we get him to help as some kind of part-time assistant coach?
Or is that a bad idea because of all of the nubile young girls he'll suddenly get access to?

>"Looks interesting."

Tank cakes? Yukari's going to love it.

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>>24856077
>"Looks interesting."
Oh boy! Eating Tank Cake with Christmas Cake!

>>24856069
So are Succubi.
That doesn't make them not foul unnatural creatures.

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>>24856077

>Looks interesting.

Don't matter if a place is tacky if the food is great.

>>24856090
Oh hell, why not

>>24856077
Are we not going to bring up our difficulties with the student council?
>"You're sure about this place?"

>>24856077
>"Really? A theme restaurant?"

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>>24856048
You are a swine

>>24856077
>"You're sure about this place?"

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>>24856056
Dunno. saved it when I saw it in one of /a/'s GuP threads
>>24856077
>"Looks interesting."
"Panzers, panzers everywhere! It's like they have a fetish for the German language!"
>>24856115
as far as ways to go are concerned, death by succubus is a good one

>>24856132
She looks good like that (and not a copy cat of her commander)

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>>24856095
She could have legit blonde hair and blue eyes if her grandfather was a GI from the war.

That funky thing with genetics means a half-breed can't have the blonde, but their kids can.

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>>24856076
But can she Jazz!

>>24856114
>panzer vore
>panzer vor
heh

>>24856144
german is a badass sounding language and the japanese sure do love using it. Just look at various SRW OG mechs.

>>24856144
Well darn it. Thanks anyways. Gonna try looking in the GuP threads saved in Foolz then.

>>24856178
Oh, I agree that it's badass, but with MC's tank/panzer thing it must be grating
>>24856191
Sorry I couldn't be more helpful. I know that you get a deck of cards if you get the Blu-rays though

>>24856178
>japanese sure do love using it
Is it because Germans share the 'quality over quantity' mentality, and they both tried building a variety of different technological superweapons instead of concentrating on just 1 superweapon like the US?

>>24856077
"...Sure, why the hell not."
Mention the paint.

>>24856212
Nah, Japanese Germanophilia goes back to the Meiji Restoration.

Who do you think they based their modern country off huh?

>>24855796
Oh shit. I completely forgot about that. That's not even half-implausible.

>>24856191
be warned. There's a LOT of them...didn't have much else to do between ep 10 and eps 11-12...

>>24856077
>"You're sure about this place?"

"I thought we were getting food, not dessert."

>>24856251
PRUSSIA SO DISCIPRINE AND STRONG!

>>24856265
dunno, it might have more than just cakes, just as Steak and Shake has more than those things.

>>24856132
And I smell of potatoes, drink too much whiskey, and speak unintelligible gibberish.

Have you learned any other ones in the last 300 years?

>>24856265
Gaijinman needs meat badly

>>24856272
>Prussia got ripped apart after the war and is now part of fucking poland
Disgusting

>>24856295
I know. It's sad

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>>24856163

Which is why I tossed out the Army Brat idea. Heck, what are the chances that a majority of Saunders' student body are Army Brats?

>>24856077

>"Looks interesting."

>>24856272
Arso creates empire that grows strong and modern fast and understands importance of warrior crass.

>>24856087
i wouldn't mind taking a bite out of it.

>>24856163
It doesn't stop anime from having blonde Eurasians.

>>24856314
MOST STATE HAVE ARMY AND NAVY
GRORIOUS PRUSSIA AND NIPPON ARMY AND NAVY HAVE STATE!

although, in actuality, the IJN was based off the RN...to the point of quasi-hero worship

>>24856310

I would do things to her that don't even have names yet.

>>24856056
Look for the artist abe kanari on danbooru

>>24856285
Not my fault you lot haven't changed or developed at all in a thousand odd years.

>>24856333
>RN
Royal Navy or Russian Navy?

>>24856333
Plus their first dreadnoughts were built for them by the Brits

>>24856350
Royal. Iirc Etajima (Japanese Naval Academy) has a lock of Nelson's hair in a shrine with a lock of Togo's hair.

>>24856363
That's at least partially because of their choice of the RN as a role model...and the 1902 treaty

>>24856350
Royal, the british pretty much built and structured their navy for them

>>24856366
Ahh, good then, the Royal Navy is an awesome institution

They did Navy right.

>>24856310
Modern day, Air Force or Marines are more likely, since they have more personnel over there. 12,398 Air Force, 17,009 Marines, compared to 2,541 Army and 3.740 Navy, as of December 31st 2009.

>"Looks interesting."

Cake time. Sugar is just as important as substantial food.

You look at it. You know what's going to be inside- Every goddamned armored vehical in there is going to be called a panzer. Considering the last few days, this could be a small version of hell for you.

"Eh, why not?" You say with a shrug. "Food's good, right?" You ask Chouno as you walk in.

"Excellent. I've been coming here for years!" She says cheerfully.

You take a seat in a booth- it reminds you of one of an Applebees or Chili's from America, but instead of hubcaps, streetsigns and pictures of movie stars, it's tank parts, dummy shells and autographed pictures of senshado teams.

You read a plaque under a picture of an Oorai-marked Sherman that hangs over your table. "Commander Rika Misufune, Senshado Regional Champion 1987, with her Panzer M4 Sherman." While the history is interesting, a bit of you dies inside.

"So, Commander, anything you'd like to discuss while we wait to order?"

>"Well, the council painted my tank blue. I threatened to leave if they don't have it repainted by Wednesday."
>"How did I do in the match today?"
>"What's up with the Nishizumi's? You said Miho's sister is helps senshado a lot, but it sounds like her family disowned her for losing..."

>>24856423
The huge Marine contingent is mostly on Okinawa though, isn't it?