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>Picking up a cane laying next to him, he stands up before, lightning fast, he shoves it at your forehead and you soon find yourself standing above your body, clothed in the garb of a Shinigami.

>“If you two want to know the truth, you’ll have to pass my tests. We’ll start with the weakest link.”

>Suddenly, it feels like there’s a pressure pushing down on your from this man. It’s relentless and leaves you feeling weak kneed. It cuts off seconds later, but you still feel weak. Urahara lets out a snort.

>“Pathetic. You want to make an enemy of Sosuke Aizen like this? You might as well go ahead and roll over dead as you are now. You think you can stand up to someone who has mastered many of the Shinigami arts when you don’t even know your own Zanpakuto’s name?”

>Staring at the both of you with derision, he makes his way over across the room and jabs at something, revealing a ladder leading down into a pit.

>“I’ll be generous. I’ll tell you both everything…

>“If you can manage not to die in a fight against me, Kurosaki Ichigo.”

>[ ] Accept
>[ ] Refuse
>[ ] Write in

Rolled 6

>>25540570
Rollin' to seduce.

Hollowquest was here, Schrödinger could kick Ichigo's gay ass six ways to Sunday.

>>25540570
>[ ] Accept

We didn't die when we were killed before. Twice in fact.

Surely we got this.

>>25540570
>[x] Write in
"Seriously, Moondoggie? It's pretty obvious from how you're treating this that you're one of those 'I act like a harmless joker to hide just how badass I really am.' types, while I'm just a random guy who doesn't even know HOW to use this sword. And you expect me to fight you. Do you just get your rocks off on murdering high school kids or something?"
>>25540626
Really? You're really gonna make all of us look bad by shitposting in another quest thread? Guys, ignore him he doesn't speak for the rest of the Hollowquest readership.

>>25540667
I'm just having fun.

Though I'd like to see if Ichigo could take Schrödinger.

>>25540711
This Ichigo, or canon Ichigo, and if it's canon, at what point in the series?

>>25540725
This Ichigo, it'd only be fitting that the two questvatars face off against one another.

...So, Hollowquest, done hijacking this thread?

>>25540570
>[X] Accept
Call him a piss-womble and go for his hat

>>25540747
I think risa would win
if only due to fatebreak

>>25540945
Whaddya know, your mary sue munchkin fanfic would win over a character actually made for a good story. Could you please leave?

>>25540747
Well this Ichigo, at this point, would get his shit pushed in, plain and simple. We're about to die horribly against Urahara. We've only killed ONE Hollow so far. We DIED to those three thugs from the start of the first episode, for fuck's sake.

>>25540972
rerolls tend to lead to victory

>>25540667
I second this.

>>25540978
But the question is, Will Hat & Cogs tell us what's going down after he kills us?

>>25540978
>>25540997
Just ignore the Hollowquest trolls.

>>25540570
I never said shit about fighting Aizen for you I just wanted to know what was going on you ass. Shit from where I stand your the evil one.

>>25540978
I don't think it counts as a contest when one is a fanfic 'original character do not steal'. Of course it has the god like powers. That's the thing I like about Bleachquest, we actually have an ARC and challenges to overcome rather than have everything given to us on a platter.

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>Now, now. Let's all play nice.

>[X] Seriously?!
>[X] Seduce?

Your body is still shaken, but only on thing can go through your mind: “Really?”

As Urahara and Rukia turn towards you, you realize you must have spoken out loud. Keeping your momentum, you let yourself get angry.

“You’re some ancient as hell Shinigami guy. I haven’t had any any experience fighting like this and you expect me not to die instantly?”

He seems to be listening to your words, so you continue with your argument, blathering on like Keigo would. “How would I even do anything without some sort of training. Besides you’re a…handsome and reasonable man.”

The shocked, stony looks from the two make fear run down your spine. Oh god, you went full Keigo.

Terror seems to shroud your heart at the ill-intent from your two companions before you continue.

>[X] Accept

“So, as I was saying… I’ll accept.”

Walking awkwardly, past Urahara, you climb down the ladder. Hell, if you die, this might never be spoken of to anyone.

After a long ass climb, you find yourself in a large pit with a blue sky overhead. Fairly certain that this breaks numerous building codes, you prepare yourself as Urahara approaches you while Rukia sits off to the side.

Urahara stares at you intently. “You ready, Kurosaki?”

He’s only got a cane and you’ve got a sword on your back. How bad can this go?

>roll me 1d20

Rolled 6

>>25541104

ERE WE GO

Rolled 8

>>25541104

>How bad can this go?

Very! KUBO!!

Rolled 18

>>25541104
Nat 1 time?
Nat 1 time

Rolled 15

>>25541104

Preparing for full Kubo

>One person mentions Hollow Quest.
>Everyone starts shitting on it.
Really, faggots?

Rolled 16

>>25541104
PENIS HUT GUIDE MY DIIIIIIIIIICE!

Rolled 3

>>25541104
Throw a rock at him.

Rolled 1

>>25541143

>He’s only got a cane and you’ve got a sword on your back. How bad can this go?

Badly

>>25541172
Very badly.

Rolled 10

>>25541172
Well we're dead. Again.

Rolled 8

>>25541172
Ah, Nat 1, how I missed you so.
Lets see how many we can acquire.

Rolled 4

>>25541172

Absolutely

Rolled 13

>>25541172

Maybe I should stop rolling, this is the second time this has happened

>>25541172
I think we can stop rollin' now.

Rolled 6

>>25541104

Rolled 16

>>25541212
No, keep rolling. This is wonderful.
This wouldn't be FULL KUBO without nat 1s.

Rolled 5

>>25541172
this can only end badly

>>25541172

KUUUUUUUBOOOOOO

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Rolled 5

Let's see how badly this can go...

Rolled 20

>>25541212
No. Do keep rolling. It's more fun this way.

Rolled 8

rerollling for a 20

cmon dice

Rolled 20

>>25541286

Aw yeah, nat 20.

Fuck yeah Kubo

>>25541286
Nat 20 counters nat 1, we can go back to working off the first three rolls now

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Rolled 7

>>25541286
>>25541304

>>25541286
>>25541304
THAT'S TWO! SUCK IT HAT AND CLOGS!

Rolled 17

>>25541304
>>25541286
Well done chaps

Rolled 2

>>25541304
>>25541286


KUUUUUUBOOOOOO

Rolled 19

>>25541304
oh god
Why are randomly generated number patterns so amusing?

Rolled 2

>>25541304
Are we going to get another chain of 20s?

>>25541304

Welp.

We're going full Kubo now.

>>25541304
Things may be going ok.

I'm not going to tempt fate with another roll though...

Rolled 20

>>25541319
Ichigo can be very seductive when he needs to be.

>>25541359
>>25541304
Okay I think we're done here.

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Rolled 12

>>25541359

>>25541359

What

What is going on

Stahp Kubo

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Rolled 16

>>25541359
>>25541304
>>25541286

Rolled 16

>>25541359

KUUUUUUUBOOOOOO

>>25541359
So...
Ichigo seduces Hat and Clogs to drop his guard...?

Rolled 3

>>25541418
Kubo pls no

>>25541418

I like where this is headed

Rolled 5

>>25541459
There are no brakes on the Kubo train

>>25541359
>I want to get off Mr Kubo's Wild Ride
>I want to get off Mr Kubo's Wild Ride
>I want to get off Mr Kubo's Wild Ride
>I want to get off Mr Kubo's Wild Ride
>I want to get off Mr Kubo's Wild Ride

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Rolled 18

>>25541344

Rolled 2

>>25541523

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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>>25541407
GODDAMNIT KUBO

Rolled 15

This thread always bring me many lulz

Rolled 17

Dice for the dice god.
Criticals for the Kubo pool.

Rolled 16

And then Kubo said to the men "go fetch me which cannot be found" and the men cried "oh Lord Kubo how do we fetch what cannot be found" and Kubo replied "roll a 20"

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Rolled 6

>The Twentying is always hilarious

As you stare at him, you feel supremely confident in yourself. If you can finish him off fast, you think you might be able to win! You run at him, unsheathing the sword on your back and take a swing at him. He dodges to the left, barely, and you follow it up with several more attacks.

Once you feel you have a pattern, you use one hand to swing at him, which he raises his hand to block while you swing your other fist at him, trying to replicate what you did to the hollow earlier. You then drop your grip on the sword and follow with another punch to the gut.

As your fists connects you see him go flying backwards and smash into a large rock. Moments later, yo see him get up and spit blood out, hatless, before he reaches down into the rubble and replaces it.

With a grim grin, Urahara pull on his can, revealing its nature as a sword cane. “So, that’s how you’re fighting, huh?”

As he points the blade at you,you feel pressure build from him. “However, out of the two of us, only one of us had what can be called a Zanpakuto. Look at you, swinging that blade of yours. Do you even know its name?”

Murderous intent surrounds you, but you easily endure it. “Kurosaki Ichigo, let me show you how powerful a shinigami who fights alongside his Zanpakuto really is.

“Awaken, Benihime.”


>roll 2d20

Rolled 2, 14 = 16

>>25541762

Rolled 20, 16 = 36

>>25541762
KUUUUUBOOOOO

Rolled 6, 5 = 11

>>25541762
Punch him in the face.

Rolled 20, 18 = 38

>>25541762
Stab him with his own sword

Rolled 2, 8 = 10

>>25541762
>Rolled 1, 1 = 2

Rolled 17, 2 = 19

>>25541762

Ah fuck

Rolled 3, 19 = 22

>>25541762
Jesus, these twenties!

Rolled 15, 4 = 19

>>25541805
>>25541800
This thread.

Rolled 18, 2 = 20

>>25541762
DICE

>>25541800
>>25541805
>20, 16
>20

Hah

Rolled 7, 12 = 19

>>25541762
Looks like I need snake eyes to maintain status quo.

Rolled 9, 15 = 24

>>25541842
Fuck the status quo

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>>25541800
>>25541805
It's time

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Rolled 13, 13 = 26

>>25541800
>>25541805
>Even MORE Twenties have been rolled

Rolled 12, 18 = 30

nat 40 get.

Rolled 2, 2 = 4

>>25541884
Haha that's not how it works. You didn't even offer a virgin.

Rolled 9, 17 = 26

>>25541904

Oh god so close

Rolled 11, 11 = 22

>>25541904
You dick, don't scare me like that.

Rolled 20, 5 = 25

>>25541976
>>25541904
wut?

Rolled 2, 15 = 17

>>25541762
Wait! We need music for our crits. It can be taken EITHER WAY, too.

http://youtu.be/1lsn2tT5yTc

Rolled 10, 15 = 25

>>25541976
>>25541904
What's with this?

Rolled 14, 18 = 32

>>25541987
Third 20, we're going to kill hat 'n clogs by accident guys.

Rolled 4, 13 = 17

>>25541987
Fuck!

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Rolled 15, 2 = 17

>>25541874
>>25541904
>>25541976
What.
>>25541987
>pic

Rolled 15, 10 = 25

>>25542036
double nat 1s to reclaim the balance of Kubo

STOP.
ROLLING.

Rolled 13, 16 = 29

>>25542052
>>25541998
This is kind of odd. Both of these rolls are me.

Rolled 4, 12 = 16

>>25542061
SPITE!

Rolled 4, 12 = 16

>>25542061
>not wanting even more nat 20s

Rolled 5, 7 = 12

>>25541800
>>25541805
>>25541987
You know... We were asked to roll two twenties, and all of our criticals were for the first roll.
yfw the first roll was Urahara's attack and the second was our chance to survive it?

Rolled 15, 5 = 20

>>25542085
>>25542087
How did you guys do that?

Rolled 12, 4 = 16

>>25542085
>>25542087
wat
Guys, I think we broke the RNG.

>>25542095
I don't care I got two 20's

Rolled 13

>roll 2d20

>20x3
>16

Your body, its strength still enhanced, reacts instantaneously, propelling you backwards as an explosion of energy consumes where you’d just been. Instinctively, you bring up the sword as Urahara is immediately upon you, swinging his blade.

Even though it’s a glancing blow, you seem to reinforce the blade the same way you did your body, resulting in the attack, rather than cutting through it and into you, merely deflecting it.

As you distance yourself, you don’t think you could deflect another attack like that, as your blade is covered in cracks.

“Its impressive you’ve instinctually figured out the Quincy technique Blut Arterie, but it won’t help you too much. That technique can make you strong enough to hurt me, but its useless for defending you.

“Its disappointing. Even though you resisted turning into a hollow, your power did not solidify. It merely bloated into the shape of a sword.

"You're disappointing. You lack any of your father's talent. I've lost interest in you."

>1d20 dear friends

Rolled 3, 19 = 22

>>25542114
Now do it again in reverse.

Rolled 14

>>25542132

Let's roll.

Rolled 17

>>25542132
Off with his limbs!

Rolled 16

>>25542132
Let's see if we can BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD again like in the first thread.

Rolled 19

>>25542132
What a cock, lost interest in us? Fuck that, let's show him what the fuck is up.

Rolled 4

>>25542132

And here we go

Rolled 7

>>25542132
Punch him in the face.

Rolled 8

>>25542132
Le Murde

Rolled 8

>>25542132
Awaiting crit fail and Urahara puts us out of our miser.

Rolled 11

>>25542132

Punch him in the dick

Rolled 4

>>25542132
Quicny powered thousand years of death ought to shut him up

Rolled 14

>>25542132
LET'S SEE SOME ACTION
>twenty VICTORY
Captcha has high expectations

Rolled 14

>>25542132
Stop!
Kubo time!

Rolled 8

>>25542186
Why not go the full monty and just shove a hand stick in there?

Rolled 19

>>25542132

cmon Kubo, give us a 20

Rolled 14

>>25542171
>>25542177
No
>>25542196
>>25542197
Nononono

Rolled 10

>>25542197
This thread is nothing but spam as people try to abuse full kubo for nat 20s. We will never get another roll that isn't a nat 1 or a nat 20. This quest is becoming very dull for me, and here I had high hopes for it.

Rolled 1

>>25542204
Sure why not?

>>25542244
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
KUUUUUUUUBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Rolled 14

>>25542244
OH SHIT COUNTERKUBO NOW

Rolled 14

>>25542244
cue spam of people trying to get nat 20s to fix this.

Rolled 15

>>25542244

GOD DAMMIT

Wait, do we still have 20s stocked?

Rolled 20

>>25542244
fffffffffffFUCK

I'm cool with this

>>25542242
That was my only roll, dude.

>>25542273
You drooling mongoloids will flip a shit about this.

Rolled 9

>>25542268
No we used them al-

>>25542273
well then

Rolled 12

>>25542268
No, we burned the three of them on disappointing Kieske and making him say our father is better than us. Which is an odd response to 3 20s, but whatever.

Rolled 4

>>25542273

Oh thank Kubo

>>25542273
And we're saved.

Rolled 20

>>25542273
What the stick sodomy?

>>25542275
I'm not saying you specifically, I'm saying this thread in general.

>>25542291
He's kind of a dick like that.

Rolled 19

>>25542309

AHAHAHA

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Rolled 6

>>25542244

Rolled 9

>>25542132

KUUUUUUBOOOOOOO

>>25542309
We win. GG, Urahara. Gee. Gee.

Rolled 3

>>25542132
Only had powers for two days and not as strong as someone with centuries experiance? Time to die. GET FUCKED MOON DOGGIE!

Rolled 17

>>25542291

>roll 3 nat 20s
>we disappoint him

wat

Rolled 11

>>25542309

It's happening

this thread's going far too well

I think we should switch to a d100. More validity to the crits, then.

Rolled 19

>>25542345
I think he was just trying to goad us into using our Shinigami power.
Nat 20 says it worked.

You really should just borrow HollowQuest's rules OP. AzureEarth is an old hand, and I'm sure he'd like to help you.

Rolled 15

>>25542385

screw off we don't like your kind here

Rolled 5

>>25542385
>>25542381
>>25542417
Last time this shit came up we wasted 3/4 of a thread

Rolled 14

>>25542382

I guess.

He's kinda a dick in canon so it makes sense

Rolled 5

>>25542385

fuck HollowQuests rules


these are KUUUUBOOOOO's rules

Alright guys, stop rolling. We've got our nat 20s

Rolled 5

>>25542467
No.
I'm going to try and channel maximum full kubo for another 1

Rolled 9

>>25542478
That didn't fail the way I intended it to

Rolled 9

>>25542478
I'll help, I'm craving a little bit of that old fashioned Kubo failure.

Rolled 15

>>25542512
Good man

Rolled 20

>>25542467

b-but muh KUUUUUBOOOOO

>>25542439
>>25542478
>>25542500
>>25542512
Just stop rolling and let Kubo do his thing.

>>25542538
...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rolled 8

>>25542538

KUUUUBOOOOOO

Rolled 17

>>25542538
Fucking Kubo, how does he work?!

>>25542538

Haha oh wow.

Oh man, poor OP probably has to rewrite the scene again

>>25542544
It all brought about this >>25542538
Everything has gone exactly as I wanted it to

Rolled 2

>>25542538
You're rolling the wrong way! Roll a 1 damn you!

Rolled 6

>20

Bringing your sword up, you manage to block his attack, but it shatters the blade, leaving only a hilt behind.

“Your sword is gone, though it managed to block that attack. I must say your mother’s blood did really pass on to you. But, tell me, do you know what happens to those who go around using Quincy powers to kill hollows?

“Soul Society kills them.”

Hefting the blade onto his shoulders, his spiritual pressure seems to build.

“If all you’re going to do is make yourself an enemy Soul Society cuts down themselves, I’ll save them the trouble.”

“Sing, Benihime.”

>roll 1d20
>also specify
>[ ] Dodge
>[ ] Stand your ground

>also just to keep threads alive longer, going to preliminarily limit Critical Master I from now on to the first ten rolls. Sorry, but I’d like this not to autosage before the quest finishes.

>>25542538
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs

>>25542582
This is the way of kubo just let it happen

Rolled 9

>>25542588
Stand our ground.

I'm not scurred of mr. hat n'clogs. The power of KUBO surges through my anonymous veins.

Rolled 3

>>25542588
>[ ] Stand your ground

Rolled 17

>>25542588
[x] Stand your ground. That's what KUBO would do.

Rolled 18

>>25542588
>[X] Stand your ground
Stab him with his own sword and claim it as our own

Rolled 19

>>25542627
We stand in solidarity!

Rolled 18

>>25542588
>[x] Dodge


KUUUUBOOOO

Rolled 14

>>25542588
Screw dodging and standing our ground. CHARGE!

>>25542588
>[x] Stand your ground
We will not back down. We're stubborn like that.
>>25542588
>going to preliminarily limit Critical Master I from now on to the first ten rolls
Probably the wiser choice. As enteretaining as EVERY Check being a crit one way or another is, it was starting to wear thin anyways.

>>25542588
>[ ] Stand your ground

You mean the first 10 criticals right?

Rolled 5

>>25542588
>[x] Stand your ground

Rolled 13

>>25542637
>>25542639
>>25542642
Counting

Rolled 16

>>25542588

We must ignore Piccolo. Let us STAND AND FIGHT!

Rolled 20

>>25542588
First the knees then the head

Rolled 6

>>25542588
STAND OUR GROUND

>>25542588
>Sorry, but I’d like this not to autosage before the quest finishes.

But we almost never hit autosage eitherway. Also we stand our ground

>>25542677

welp

Rolled 14

>>25542588
Stand ground. (Kick him in the gonads)

Rolled 14

>>25542677
Time to stop rolling.

Heh, who am I kidding, I know you better than that /tg/

>>25542677
>>25542695
11th roll, doesn't count.

Rolled 18

>>25542737
You haven't been paying attention to this thread have you?

>>25542737

OP, do you think you could allow it?

>>25542737
This one is the tenth linked roll.
>>25542682

Rolled 13

>>25542737
It counts, just not for the next roll.

Rolled 18

>>25542737
Na, I'm pretty sure all crits count and a nat 1 cancels out a nat 20, but they don't compound unless it's the first 10 rolls.

Rolled 3

hmm... nat 1 anyone?

>>25542588

do all our previous 20's we have saved up still count?

Rolled 19

>>25542737
But >>25542538 does, as the only 20 counted in the previous post was >>25542309

>>25542737
I counted my roll was the tenth one.

Rolled 12

>>25542808
So close

>>25542808
>>25542834
you really should knock that shit off.

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>>25542859
>>25542808 here, I can't tell if you think I'm samefagging, or if we should have just turned off our dice.

>>25542944
turn off the dice I mean we rolled ten times shit ain't gonna change anymore for us, no matter how we try to flood the rolls in all we'll do is be dicks to the QM

>>25542998
He said he could handle /tg/ bullshit.

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>Stand your ground.
>19

You let out a deep breath and prepare yourself for whatever happens. Running around like this with your head cutoff, its embarrassing. If you die, you’ll die like a man. As the blast seems to rush at you, everything freezes.

“Ichigo”

In front of you the man is there. “You still haven’t called me.”

Walking toward you he locks eyes with you. “But now you should be able to hear it now that you’ve discarded that worthless thing clotting up your ears.”

As he walks next to you, he pauses. Keep looking forward Ichigo. There’s only one enemy. You are also alone. What is there to be afraid of? Keep moving forward. Never stop.”

As he walks part you, you feel his presence behind you, empowering you. “Retreat and you will age! Hesitate and you die! Shout! My name is…”

You know it, instinctively. The name of your Zanpakuto is…

“Zangetsu!”

With a roar, you bring the hilt downwards, releasing a massive torrent of energy as time resumes. In your hands is a giant cleaver. with bandages wrapped around its hilt.

When the dust clears, you see Urahara staring at you with one hand on his hat.

“Well, that took more effort than I expected.”

At his words, you…

>[ ] Write in

>>25543101
Take off those bandages on the sword.

That's silly. Swords don't bleed.

>we just went full shikai
this went better then expected.

>>25543101
Don't fuck with me you goofy old man. Don't you ever tell me I have no talent.

Never underestimate me.

>>25543101
"THIS IS MY FIRST TIME USING A SWORD, HOW MANY TIME DO I NEED TO SAY THIS"

>>25543101
Face slap him with the flat of the blade

>>25543101
ask if he can see the creepy old man floating behind us.

>>25543101

This was my first time, you should've been more gentle!

>>25543178
This, ask him if he has any more test that will almost certainly kill us

>>25543144
Nah, let's swing Zangetsu around using the bandages. We'll decapitate someone, be it Urahara or us.

Rolled 7

>>25543101
Rollin' to seduce.

Rolled 11

>>25543101
You're bleeding sorry. Was I a bit too rough for my first time with a man?

>>25543101
>[ ] Write in

"So... is there any method I can use this with Mom's Quincy powers too? Coz the first idea that comes to my mind is to punch Zangetsu with an energized fist."

Let's try that Blut Arterie again.

>>25543275
This

>>25543271
We don't want to seduce him. Stop dude.

>>25543288
why do we want to punch out zangetsu?
other then hes a dick whos holding back power from the zanpakuto?

>>25543288
Better idea, we use that energy wave to catapult us closer to urahara- then we clock him with our reinforced fist.

Just fucking get angry at him and ask him since Ichigo passed to tell him what he knows.

>>25543271
can you stop the bullshit. i'm actually enjoying this story.

>>25543439
Yeah, no joke. I ignored him the first time around because I didn't think OP would bother.

Then he did, and oh god why.

>>25543101
"Now I'm gonna tell you something important, so you better clean out those ears, you smug gilligan wannabe! I have never used a sword before in my fucking life and if we continue I cannot guarantee the safety of either of us."

>>25543334
... That does sound better.

Punching got some results against him. And the Quincy technique helped somewhat.

Keep using whatever works, until we get a feel for using a sword properly like >>25543178 suggested.

Afterwards, we need an infodump to supplement what Isshin revealed to us.

Rolled 9

>>25543101

>>25543178
>>25543188
>>25543225
>>25543288
>>25543334


All of the above.

Rolled 10

>>25543536
Now we dash forward and kiss him

>>25543680
Stop already. You're the only one pushing for that.

>>25543680
No, fuck off

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>[X] "THIS IS MY FIRST TIME USING A SWORD, HOW MANY TIME DO I NEED TO SAY THIS"
>[X Be a smartass
>[X] Ask if he has anymore tests.

Your eyebrow starts twitching. “This all was just a test?”

Urahara smiles comically. “Yup. I needed to see if you had the potential needed to challenge Aizen.”

“This was the first time using a sword, you bastard!”

Charging forward, you try to hit him with the flat of your sword, Zangetsu. He ducks down and waves his hands in surrender.

“No need for any unnecessary violence, Ichigo. I just needed to see what kind of man you were before I decided if I’d help you or not.”

He gives you a thumbs up. “You’re good in my books. Now, lets go back up to my shop and talk then.”

Your eyebrow still twitching in irritation, you stare murder at the man. “That’s it? There any other stupid tests I’ll have to do?”

Sheathing his sword back into the cane, he taps its handle against his chin. “Well, yes, but not right now. Unless you want another?”

You shake your head before you both turn to the figure that’s approaching. From the side, you see Rukia pointing at your sword shakily.

“Y-You… HOW THE HELL DID SOMEONE LIKE YOU MANAGE TO ACHIEVE SHIKAI ALREADY?!”

At her shocked outburst you…

>[ ] Ignore her and follow Urahara back up to his shop.
>[ ] Talk to her and snap her out of it
>[ ] Write in

>>25543711
Time for round two. Let's do that test.

>>25543711

>[What the hell are you talking about, shorty?]

>>25543711
>talk to snap her out of it
well this last couple of days has been a pile of messed up for me as well so yah...

>>25543711
>“Y-You… HOW THE HELL DID SOMEONE LIKE YOU MANAGE TO ACHIEVE SHIKAI ALREADY?!”


"THAT ASSHOLE WAS TRYING TO KILL ME"

Rolled 7

>>25543711
Flirt at Shorty, then follow Hat-and-Clogs

>>25543711
>[x] Ignore her and follow Urahara back up to his shop.
More chances to antagonize her? YES PLEASE!

Rolled 15

>>25543711
>[X ] Talk to her and snap her out of it
Time to tease the cat.

>>25543711
>[ ] Talk to her and snap her out of it
Firstly let us never pass on the opportunity to mock shortstuff second we should use this to figure out just what the fuck is going down and why Hat and Cogs is accelerating our evolution so damn much.

>>25543711
Bop Rukai on the noggin
Then snap her out of it if that didn't do it

Rolled 1

>>25543711
Let's be charming about it. Not sure how, but I have faith in OP, he can make us a suave devil.

Rolls permitting of course.

>>25543822
huehuehuehue

>>25543814
mind you he probably wants us to be able to keep up with aizens bullshit.
mind you aizens the most retardedly powerful captain by a fair bit.

Rolled 8

>>25543822
Here we go.
KUUUUUBOOOOOO

Rolled 6

>>25543822
Ku-BO!

Ku-BO!

Ku-BO!

>>25543711
Not now Shorty I have a Moon Doggie to yell at!

>>25543822
Apparently, the rolls don't permit it. We are destined to tease the runt.

Rolled 5

>>25543822
Cue 100+ rolls resulting in like 30 20s.

Rolled 6

>>25543822
>Attempt to be charming
>Roll 1
>Insert foot into mouth

Ichigo, MASTER OF PERSUASION!

>>25543840
Why should we give half a fuck about Aizen

So we just literally skipped over the entire plot of bleach up until the most recent chapter by getting a real sword instead of the Quincified one that we were using. Dayum.

Rolled 8

>>25543894
Last time I tried to woo her I rolled us a 20

>>25543948
Makes me wonder if we'll be able to change its abilities beyond spamming energy waves and gotta go fast

>>25543948

Did we get a real sword? I'm pretty sure this is just Zangetsu v1.

>>25544040
We were using our original sword, and he revealed its quincy-ness, but when we found our real sword he seemed to be chill with it, so I assume so.

>>25544063
But we only have one sword and have only seen the old man?

>>25544117
This. Ichigo is only using Zangetsu v1 dude.

>>25544016
No we just learned the plot a lot faster, and because we are on to Aizen he is going to be able to ferret us out from the safety of the SS because noone is going to believe the mad scientist or his mutant cohorts.

>>25544016
From the IRC Cos and I are in.

><Cosgrove>: Well, I kept some elemetns of bleach the same. There are always elements liable to change. The bankai's form may be one of them depending on how /tg/ plays things
So...Maybe?

>>25544151
Yeah I mean hasn't Aizen been spying on Ichigo with camera bugs and such?

And technically aren't Isshin and Urahara fugitives?

It doesn't really seem like things are going to get any easier on us.

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>>25543948
>With a roar, you bring the hilt downwards, releasing a massive torrent of energy as time resumes. In your hands is a giant cleaver. with bandages wrapped around its hilt.
>In your hands
>-A- giant clever

Only one sword. We don't have pic yet.

>>25544204
So now we have to go to Namek so he can't spy on us and learn how to go Bankai there so we can surprise him?

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>[X] Snap her out of it
>[X] Try and be smooth about it
>1

“What the hell are you talking about shorty?! All I was trying to do is avoid that asshole over there from killing me! Excuse me for figuring something out when I tried not to die!”

Urahara look sad and raises a finger and tried to say something but he’s immediately cut off. “Shorty? Can‘t you think of anything original carrot for brains?! I bet your Zanpakuto felt so much pity for you for being so stupid that it showed up!”

“At least I did something! You sat over there and did nothing while Hat-and-Clogs here tried to kill me!”

Jerking your thumb in Urahara’s direction you approach the ladder and start climbing it, turning her out.

“You are not just walking away, you asshole! This conversation is not done yet!” You can hear her not far behind you on the ladder.

Down at the bottom of the ladder, you can quietly hear Urahara muttering to himself sadly.

Soon enough you three find yourselves back in Urahara’s shop. The light outside indicates its evening. That climb really seems like it takes a lot of time. As you sit across from Urahara, Rukia glares daggers at you from your side.

You…

>[ ] Ask Urahara about the truth
>[ ] It can wait until tomorrow, I need to head back for dinner.
>[ ] Bother Rukia more
>[ ] Write in

>>25544239
Plus we haven't even met the "real" Zangetsu.

He'll be fun.

>>25544240
No when we get to SS Aisen will catch us in an illusion but while enspelled we'll have a heart to heart with our true ssword and break out of the illusion with our Bankai. He'll get stabbed in the face while trying to figure out what just happened.

>>25544204
I still think he bluffed his way through half the show besides OP is free to change the moves our enemies make to exploit whatever mistakes we make in this quest.

>>25544240
Or we could not fuck with the guy who we have zero reason to care about.

>>25544289
>[x] Bother Rukia more
We need to arrange a situation where she draws diagrams.
That way we can mock her drawings.

>>25544289
>[X] Bother Rukia more

>>25544318
He's the reason our mother died apparently.

>>25544318
Didn't he kind of almost kill our parents?

Rolled 20

>>25544289
>>[ ] Bother Rukia more
let's apologize for the rudeness, we were pissy, but it's fun to rile her up, and we almost died. Maybe she'll ignore it.

>>25544289
>[ ] Bother Rukia more
And what the fuck is a shiki anyway

>>25544289
[X] Ask Urahara about the truth

Ignore the girl. It will anger her further.

Rolled 12

>>25544340
>roll 20 to flirt with her
>roll 1 to piss her off
>roll 20 to apologize

Jesus, I'm a critmaster for Rukia

>>25544336
>>25544339
We only know this because dad said Urahara told him, we have no evidence and I don't think dad does either.

Rolled 15

>>25544289
Convince Urahara to give us some "Special Training"

>>25544289
Mock Urahara's fashion sense some more.

Rolled 10

>>25544340
This sound's entertaining.

>>25544368
Our dad personally fought the hollow monster thing, was stabbed in the back by Aisen. Is later told Aisen created the hollow monster in the first place GEE GUYS WE HAVE NO GROUND TO STAND ON HERE IT IS ALL SPECULATION.
>Implying I'm not being wildly over the top to support my point.

>>25544475
He was stabed in the back by an unkown man then Hat and Cogs swoops in with the solution to all his problems and blames everything on Aizen and it is worth mentioning that Urahara was banished for the crime of melding shinigami and hollows.

Personally I would say this whole story seems rather suspect. Even if it is the truth we don't know that.

>>25544541
>the crime of melding shinigami and hollows.
You mean artificially creating exactly what we are?

>>25544541
So we know he's a fugitive? do we know why? No? Then shut up with this plz.