Gnoll legends trace the origin of their species to the demon prince Yeenoghu. Known as the Beast of Butchery and Ruler of Ruin, Yeenoghu sought to spread his hand through the mortal world by creating an army that would sow discord and terror across civilized lands. His demons numbered too few and could not remain in the mortal world indefinitely, but Yeenoghu took a few of his mightiest and most savage demons and fed them to a pack of mortal hyenas. The essence of the demons fused with the animals, and their children were the first of the gnolls -- fierce humanoid creatures combining the traits of cunning hyena and vicious fiend. Yeenoghu charged the gnolls to spread horror in his name, bathing the lands in blood and bringing suffering to all things unfortunate enough to cross paths with the Children of Yeenoghu. Through this butchery, they earn a place of honor in the domain of the demon prince.Those are the legends, and many see this as the truth of the matter with Gnolls, Most see the creatures are a vile threat in the wilderness whilst others see them as a means to further dark causes.There are many Packs and families of Gnolls throughout the world. Some in the rocky mountains,some near the salty sea, some in the flat grassy plains, some in the sandy desert, some in the wild forests, even a few that live in the few cities that would accept them in their slums.Where will the tribe of Clawsmash reside?A: The Rocky MountainsB: Near the Salty SeasC: On the Flat PlainsD: The Dry DesertE: The Wild ForstsF: The Cities, the newest and most strange to the near Savage race?Each area operates differently, with different dangers and benefits. Consider each wisely
>>25678818F.We'll become a local gang in the slums. We wear tanned-hide coats and call ourselves The Tough Mutts.
>>25678869Gnoll civ quest yay!Seconding this, we're going to be city gnolls fighting for turf with other criminal elements. Grave robbing is our specialty!
>>25678920>>25678869Can I get a third ladies and gentlemen?
>>25678869I like it! Should be interesting to see.
>>25678869>inb4 Gnoll Malcolm X
Rolled 84>>25678937sure here: 3.
D!Let us be desert bandits.
>>25679048That reminds me: since gnoll males are smaller and weaker than females, wouldn't it make sense that young males lured into the big cities often end up as male prostitutes and pleasure slaves due to their submissive nature?
Eagerly anticipating OP
The small pack of Clawsmash lived in one of the largest cities known as 'Brenlinven'. It was one of the largest trade cities in the lands, home to the wealthest and greatest of lords along with the seediest of places. The city was divided into district depending on housing and the large walls for the protection of the most wealthy. The city was made up of twelve rings, the farthest ring was a slum for the poorest of the poor with little money if any at all,like the Clawsmash pack, while it went in the city got wealthier and wealthier.The main roads where made in the four cardinal directions to get to the highest class places without having to go around to much of the 'common element' while they also held the shop stalls of all the traders coming through from different lands.The Clawsmash tribe had a slight liking of this city as they had just arrived on a slave caravan. OR what used to be one, having been captured and forced to be set free they were given a few things by the city for their accidental imprisonment while their captures were brought off for the illegal trade. The pack of Clawsmash has found a small derelict home, if they could call the smashed together wood and stone a home and decided they needed to find a way to at least provide for themselves in the odd lands they now were in.A: Go try to find work.B: Try to find things on the street for free.C: Scavange a bit, perhaps outside the city walls.D: Try to 'borrow' some items from the neighbors. E: Write in.
>>25679101...I doubt there'd be enough creatures willing to bone a gnoll to make this a thing. Some, maybe. Playthings for the alpha bitch in the slums. But it'd be too few to be noticeable. Unless you were a good looking, young gnoll dude who's dreaming of a ife in the city. In that case you'd have heard rumours, of course.
>>25679138Oh yes, and before I forget to say this. As I know someone will ask this.Status of the Pack:5 Males (Mature)5 Females (Mature)3 Males (Pup)4 Females (Pup)
>>25679138C, we're natural scavengers. What kind of people live in our neighborhood? How many of us are here?
>>25679138A!It's a city, there'll be work. We're not picky.Perhaps some criminal gang needs some muscle?
>>25679157Get the males scavengin', leave the females to care for the pups at home. We traditionalist.
>>25679138Find work. Hired goon work.
>>25679166Gnolls are kinda averse to honest work, but working as enforcers for some unscrupulous people could work. Perhaps we should become repo men?Gnoll repo men.
Rolled 42>>25679138How big's the pack?D: Yeenoghu wouldn't approve of his chosen children digging through the ruble and waste of the lesser races. Let's take it from the weak and give it to the strong!
>>25679166>>25679175>>25679194You will need to roll out of 20 to see what kind of Work you will find.>>25679163You live in the Slums, mostly those who either are too poor, too drunk, or too unlucky end up here.
Rolled 5>>25679218CRIIIIIIIIIIIIME. Or security. Hell, maybe... THE LAW?
Rolled 49>>25679172Our females are stronger, bigger and faster than the males. We can't waste all of them on the pups!
Rolled 1>>25679227Maybe criminal law?
>>25679239That's why we want them protecting the cubs. Besides, the males are more expendable, skulking around the city is dangerous with what the criminals, cops and human supremacists around.
>>25679138A: Go try to find work.
Rolled 3The gnolls grow restless
Rolled 20>>25679378The gnolls grow testes
>>25679227What some of the males Gnoll find while digging around and walking around is something that isn't very glorious or even safe.They had met a guard in the slum who was smoking some pipe.weed. He tells you he could float you some coin if you did him a quick favor or two.He gives you two offers.A: "There are some green skinned twerps that thought they could charge toll to get into the south gate. They need to be...told to move."B: "There might be some Halfling trolling around the slums, he's wanted for fifteen different counts of theif, get him and I'll give you the reward for him. But we need him Alive."
Rolled 6>>25679416Let's be honest, we aren't nearly clever enough to catch that halfling. Gangbusting it is.
>>25679416I say go for choice A.And so starts our relationship with the corrupt side of the city guards.
Rolled 11>>25679416I say we go with B , our pack isn't particularly large and loosing even a single male would be quite hurtfull.
Rolled 8>>25679416Lets go bust up some green skins.captcha: employed baWikti
>>25679416Let's go with A.
>>25679416Take A and let's bash some greenskin skulls in. We can be the dark knight that the city doesn't need nor want!
>>25679437You could probably track him anyway. BUT...>>25679443Seems we smash some tiny green skins!-------The gnolls look to one another and grin telling the Guard in the words of 'We Bust up Greenies. We bust up Good!" That gnoll is looked at by the larger female with a shake of the head at his insane little giggle at the idea of killing and possibly maiming.The gnolls, a party of Six with 3 Males and two Females armed with wooden planks and a few rusty bits. They follow the road and see the little green skins they were told about. Three goblins with an Orc who seems to be half addled while chewing on something the Goblins always are bringing him from some sort of pouch held by the largest goblin.One of the goblins, who looks rather cocky with a small dagger looks at the Gnolls and says "You want pass? You pay with gold, no gold and you no go past. You try get past and we get Big Pundran to bash you good!" He said and points at the Orc who seems to have his eyes half closed that are flickering.
>>25679510Options of Attack!A: Diplomacy to make them move.B: Smash the little twerp NOW! Smash 'im good!C: Ignore the little guys, smash the big guys first.D: Kill the little guys first by trickery telling them they want to barter.
>>25679510>D: Kill the little guys first by trickery telling them they want to barter.We trick him into thinking we are going to pay/play nice and then we bash him in the face!
>>25679574>>25679571"I talk to you about the price?" The largest of the females brought says walking forward. Her common not the best but seeming to be the most cunning of the group and glaring at the males and other female who knew what would happen.The goblin licked it's lips looking at the female and called the others over to them ignoring their big friend who stayed in their seat not seeming to notice as he chewed on what ever it was."All of you? We charge..Six Gold. Yes, you have?" Asked one of the goblins, this one with a tiny hatchet."No, we no pay. We Mash you good!" Said the Female in the front raising her iron pipe to smash him in the head.(D20 folks)
Rolled 13>>25679550D, bonk them on the head when they let us pass. Their guard will be down.
>>25679550D, "We pays you, we pays you Good!"Give them the plank with a rusty nail in it.
Rolled 13>>25679610All hail Yeenoghu's future bride!
Rolled 5>>25679610I'm entirely confident that these actions will have no future repercussions whatsoever, and will not earn the ire of the Goblin Mafia.
Rolled 5Can I apply>>25679612 to >>25679610since it was for the same thing/ I was late?
Rolled 15>>25679610Use claw hammer on the goblin, that's what Yeenoghu would want.
>>25679612>>25679621The Gnoll female laughs as she brains the little bastard with her iron pipe and hits him into one of the other goblins with her swing. The third goblin looks utterly terrified and tries to run before bumping into something larger and furrier. He looked up and saw he had ran into another Male gnoll holding a slab of wood and Smashed him across the head into another Gnolls Swing, it was soon devolving into a very very bloody game of 'Pinball' with the poor things skull eventually knocking it's head off. The Group then looks to the Orc who looks over and gets up, ready to fight he looks at them and walks over to the first brained goblin and picks it up. Thinking he is going to do something, but the Orc really grabs a large pouch brimming with some sort of plant, tosses the goblin to the side and goes back to it's crate seat to chew the plant.Congradulation the Pack kicked Goblin Ass!Prizes: You find an axe, a little dagger, and one of the goblins had a sack of 100 gold coins along with silver and copper to go with it.You can also talk to the guard now or go home to share the prizes with the pack immediately.
Rolled 60>>25679676kill the orc, kill him good
>>25679676Let's hide the spoils before talking to the guard. Also, start taking toll from people passing that point, offer to share the profits with the guard.
Rolled 4>>25679676sounds good, perhaps we can offer an agreement where he knocks heads for us on occasion if we offer chewingdrug as a payment (after deed is done so he doesn't get lazy)
>>25679676have half the group go home with the lootzhave the other half go to the guard
>>25679676Excellent! Get that big female pregnant asap, we need her churning out strong puppies.
>>25679676Try to get the orc to become our own hired muscle and then return to the guard after we have dropped off our prize at our house.>>25679704We might consider doing such a thing later once we have grown larger.
>>25679742The orc isn't very good at being hired muscle, apparently.
Rolled 85>>25679722make the orc breed with her, that is gonna be some fucked up children! we should also plan on abucting some humans for smarter gnolls
>>25679742>We might consider doing such a thing later once we have grown larger.If some weedy goblins could pull this off, so can we. Gnolls love living off other's hard work anyway.
So what's the social structure of Gnolls then? Like I'm assuming we're matriarchal? Is their a chieftess?
Rolled 20>>25679752Don't pay him until he does the deed, don't let him use his drug when on the job.>>25679773They also got fucked up, we can't afford for the guards to turn their gaze our way.
Rolled 11>>25679781Matriarchy, love for slavery and torture, and ritualistic behavior based on worship of Yeenoghu.I think their rituals are based on the moon cycles or something, and they enjoying offering living sacrifices to their dark lord on every full moon or something.
>>25679718>>25679704>>25679717Half the gnolls, mostly the males but one female to make sure they don't get the pack into shit they don't need go back home carrying their loot and one of the dead goblins hooting a bit savagely. They eat well tonight.The big female and a male go to the Guard from before and says "We smash them good, they no take no more toll. They no take nothing anymore." She smiles a bit savagely tapping her foot with her iron pipe.The guard takes a long draw from his pipe and in the light is able to be seen better. He has a tan and scarred up face with a small mustache and a goatee. His armor is that of Red and White, the color of the 'Outer Guard' making sure no uprisings happen that would cause trouble for the inner city upper class. "No bad...not bad." He reaches into his pocket and tosses something that the female catches on reflex. Inside is a few gold coins, a couple of gold earrings, and a small amulet with the symbol of the city."That is yours then, that's the payment along with me giving you work I don't want to do for similar payment." The guard said with a slight grin. It was clear this was chump change to him and it really wasn't that much for someone of his station."Now...we want to take toll." The female said as the guard looks down at her with a single glaring eye before she adds, "But...we share? We give you some of thigns we get when we toll. No gold, we want foodses and shiny pokey thingies.No one misses? Not all thingies, just them."The guard grins a bit and rubs his chin and nods. "Fine, I'll tell the guard that I've ordered you to do so. Make sure to keep anything charging into the city on a horse with a sword drawn outside of the gates." He says and suddenly turns down the road to leave making the male behind the female laugh a bit as he had taken the bag and put the Earring in his Nose.They buy some meat on the way back to their dwelling with the gold they had and kept it in a sack on their backs.
>>25679819That went better than I had expected. Seems like we will have a long and good relationship with the "city guard"
>>25679819Yay, noserings for everyone! Let's have a good old fashioned Gnoll hoedown!
>>25679850And by hoedown we mean let's kidnap some orphans and make them fight in a pit.Yeah.
Rolled 1>>25679850> hoedownI am a large gnoll, and I do alrightKilling green skins every day, oh what a sight!Now you might think that's a little heinousBut at least I didn't cut off that guy's penis
>>25679819When they get back to the 'pack dwelling' they find that the pups have taken a liking to just multilating the corpse of the goblin and chewing on different fleshy bits.The gnolls share the prizes and the largest female, known now as Clawknill, passes out the different supplies. Keeping the amulet and the axe for herself and giving the dagger to a smaller male who seemed sneaky enough for it. While passing out the other goodies and keeping the gold under a rotting bit of beam in the back to keep it safe.You now can do more things!A: Go try to find more work.B: Try and station some gnolls at your new 'toll both'.C: Go and try to find that halfing...D: Pray to your God!E: BreedF: Write in
>>25679867Noo, we civilized now. Use goblins.
>>25679878You.I like you and that reference. Possible Gnoll might learn to sing in the future. Possibly.
>>25679879Find some more work. Maybe there're more goblins we can maul for the city guard.And increase our meat supplies, of course.
Rolled 18>>25679879drop a few off at the booth
>>25679878Well I'm a gnoll too and I eat out of the trashSome say it's disgusting but that's nothingSince they haven't seen my underleg rash!
>>25679879>B: Try and station some gnolls at your new 'toll both'.
>>256798891 for finding work from the Guard, possibly dealing with smashing and mauling of Goblinkin.>>256799051 for Dropping a few at the Booth
>>25679879Put some males to take toll, mostly foodstuffs and weapons as agreed.Also, try to learn if people would have need for Gnoll repomen/debt collectors.Also also, victory breeding yay!
>>25679907Ooh, I am a gnoll and I chew on boneMy heart is dark and almost made of stoneNow I know that, that sounds really scaryBut at least I don't look like a naked Drew Carey
>>25679879After we are done dropping some people off at the toll booth why not go look for the halfling? The last thing we want is our new stuff being stolen.
>>25679948Sounds like a plan.
Two of the males and a female go to the booth as they think they could probably find some stuff as they pass. They seem to be able to hold their tongues enough to not get themselves killed whilst on duty.(2 turns and then they come back with some Loot.)The others go out, the Alpha and another male go out to look for some more work to get the pack more supplies and weapons to keep themselves 'safe', yeah like their fooling anyone.d20 to look for jobs
>>25679948also, put that city symbol up on the leader of the booth guards so the people have more initiative to respect our guard sanctioned authority
>>25679980The two gnolls look around and see that the street seems quiet, problem because it's starting to become night and not many want to be out where all the bad gang activity is. They do notice one thing though...A Small form...not very tall about to their waist is running around and hiding in an alley seeming to be doing something near a trash can...A: Go after the thing. B: Ignore the thing, it's not our thing.C: Write in.
>>25680000C. Go after the thing...Sneaky like
>>25679943I'm a Gnoll lady and that's fine by meSince there's lots more to me than you can seeWhenever I go to town I like to wear a sock'cause that's the way to hide my floppy cock
Rolled 2>>25680000follow the bugger
Rolled 6, 2 = 8>>25680000dose quints
>>25680000>>25680020Go after the thing.Maybe it's that halfling!
>>25680000Follow the bastard.
>>25680000"Oi stunty! That's our trash!" Approach him and teach him some manners.
The two look at one another with feral grins and rop to all fours to stalk the little creature slowly. As the two get closer, they see it's a halfling in fancy clothes holding a bag of something snickering to itself not sensing the sneaky duo in the night.They could easily pounce on the creature or follow it as it gets up to go down the alley further.A: Follow it, stalk, hunt...B: Maim! Blood! Loot!
>>25680075>A: Follow it, stalk, hunt...Remember this might be the thing the guard is looking for. Of course if he isn't...well then that is another meal for us.
>>25679510I vote we name the giggler "Ed" and the unamused female "Shenzi"
>>25680095Second, engage darkvision!
Rolled 6, 4 = 10>>25680075stalk it, watch for other gangers
>>25680075Pounce on him, take him in for some questions.
>>25680075B. Fuck it, we're savages dammit! But do it sneakly like, mug people and shit.
>>25680095The two Gnoll's eyes glow a bit in the faint light of the moon as they follow the halfling down the alley and they hide behind some rubbage before they see him poking some bricks and the wall dissapearing into a long and deep stairway underground. Following the twerp they find themselves in some sort of large cavern under the slums. Many things are being sold and traded here, including Slaves, meats, weaponry, even a few women who stand near the stalls to make some coin to pull the buyers into buildings built into the stones.You've discovered 'The Dark Market'The little Halfling is now talking to a large orc for a moment then hands off his bag. He turns as the orc hurries off with the bag and the halfling runs into the Gnolls.A:Write in
>>25680162A. We can potentially sell this information to the gaurds. It will increase our standing with the guard, as well s displace many outlaws, creating a power gap for us to exploit
>>25680162Score, we can totally make ourselves useful at the Dark Market!Apprehend the halfling "Short stuff, matriarch wants to see ya. Come with us if you knows what's good for ya!"
>>25680027I giggled like an idiot, well done.I am an ugly gnoll, yes that is not fair.I'm fat, ugly and I don't have any hair.Would I be happy? It's one of life's many unknowns,But it doesn't matter - I eat halfling bones.
>>25680179No, no, let's offer our skillset for hire here. We're pretty good slavers for instance.
>>25680179and creating enemies and dispersing one of the only means to purchase darker items of intreast
>>25680202Agreed. Let's work for the market, they'll at least treat us with respect.We'll offer that guard's guts to Yeenoghu soon.
>>25680190this, explore the market later
>>25680213Market's come and go. The actual items will survive, bust some dealers will get caught. They get imprisoned/die, and someone takes their place. We move into the vacant slot, and the gaurds pat us on the back for helping them.If we cover our tracks, we won't make enemies
>>25680194Ooh I'm a gnoll and it ain't a bad thing to beI'm friends with everyone in the whole cityI like humies, dwarves, elves and the lotAs I catch them and toss 'em in my pot
>>25680244I like this.We become THE LAW and we become THE CRIMINAL.We make people pay for safety and rob them sometimes just so we can say that they need us!
>>25680190The halfling is picked up by Ed and Shenzi by the arms with Shenzi saying "You come with us short stuff, Matriarch want to see and talk to you." The two carry the halfling who seems to holding the best poker face it can.Of course the gnolls being part Hyena can smell the light scent of piss from it's drawers as they leave up the tunnel and pass by an elf wearing long robes as it doesn't stop to regard the three.Soon, the halfling is thrown into the small hovel and infront of the leader of the pack who looks at him while chewing on a large bone and sharpening her ax on a stone she had picked up from the street."Uh...Hello O' great Gnolless...I am...I am but Nird Willowstream, your...other two friends have invited me to your home most graciously...IT's an honor to meet y-" He was saying before the gnolless got up and picked the halfling up by it's shirt and made it stop."You tell me something useful, or me give you to guard or eat you if he no want you." She said while showing her bloody and yellowed teeth.3d100
>>25680277Exactly. This is how we control the first level. Then, we can take control of city exports and imports. Slowly. We move up the levels, get rich contacts, and eventually burn the thing down for shits and giggles
Rolled 17>>25680304"You bein' stealing on our turf, bad idea butter ball."
Rolled 40, 16, 48 = 104>>25680304Let's see if we can't get something useful out of this.
Rolled 77>>25680304Aww yisss, my Lion King suggestion made the cut.
Rolled 47, 96, 46 = 189>>25680304rawl
>>25680316>not burning for our godCome on man.
>>25680244We don't have contacts yet to take up the market. We don't know people who sell or buy, who to bribe and who to avoid.
>>25680349We're not totally married to Yeenoghu worship though. Religion is for country bumpkins anyway.
Rolled 88, 86, 87 = 261>>25680304
Rolled 73, 79, 31 = 183>>25680373We are his children! Cut the old devil some slack, he butchered his favorite demons to make us.
>>25680347(Going with the best of rolls)>>25680329The halfling's face loses it's color quickly and says "I...I know a lot that can help you all out. No need to eat someone who can help you."The halfling looks at the others and a few of the pups who woke up and were licking their chops at the sight of the halfling that would probably be their midnight snack."Please....I have information that would really be good for you. Don't eat me.""You has three chances, yous go free in morning if we like. If not, we eat." Ed said from behind and the leader nodded a bit grinning a bit as he giggled madly. "W-well...First there is a wharehouse near the gate. Closer, bigger, abandoned. You guys could live their without any problems if you got rid of the goblins living there if you wanted! They'd be no trouble and they have a huge supply of Headfucker."The Gnolless raised an eyebrow and asked, "What is...Headfucker? And how many Goblins to mash and maul?" She puts him down on her lap as she sits back down holding him now by the back of his shirt."Well...there are about...I think Twenty goblins. Along with that...Headfucker is a popular drug for the slums and the inner rings. It's illegal in it's normal form called Headfucker but in the inner ring it's refined to Heaven's Kiss. Which is much weaker but don't make you as...fucked up when using this. You could even probably sell it for plenty if you found the right person!"(What will it be? Kill the little twit or allow him to live under your watch and possibly give him to the guard?)
>>25680354The more advanced the market, the harder it is to get involved.In order to get contacts in the first place we need to cause a catalyst, a raid by the watch will kill off a few thugs and traders. We can just fall in
>>25680434he seems rather well ofmug him then give him to the gaurd
Rolled 7, 71, 100 = 178>>25680434dont give him to the guard he is obviously known and was obviously seen being carried off by us, if his friends find their buddy in prison after being nabbed by some gnolls it's a bad rep for usi say we use him to further our own connections
>>25680434Let him live. Extract all the information he has and then kill him in the morning. Keep 3 guards watching him and 1 from far off.
>>25680489Agreed. Besides, the gurad gives us scraps, the gnome can be useful.
>>25680434She's like reverse santa? She sits people on her lap and asks people what they would like to give her...
>>25680522so name the pack leader atnas?
>>25680434Keep him as a pet, and squeeze him for info, suggest to the matriarch about stalking and hunting this warehouse full of goblin meat.
>>25680434>>25680489I like it and he did just give us a location for our new home. We can even sell off the Headfucker or cut a deal with our guard "friend"
>>25680434Send Sneaky Boy to check out the warehouse, to see if the halfling's story holds true. In the meantime let's make him our guest, he can be an useful contact and we can fatten him up at the same time.
>>25680544Get him to tell us how to make Heaven's kiss
>>25680434Say that he works for us now. Make him stop to rob people. Kill the goblins. Make the halfing sell all the headfucker and split the costs.
>>25680565I meant split the profits.
>>25680540Make him sing and dance for us, halflings are supposed to be great entertainers right?
The gnome gave us some information. Send scouts to verify and if it pans out let him live.>>25680544Good day, Brutus. Its nice to see you again after Lizard Union ended.>Lieutenant Varza
>>25680489"You...you no eaten. But you stay 'ere. You no go to guard either." She says and pats him on the head and sticks a bone in his mouth from a pile on the floor next to some meat bits. "Thanks..." He said pulling out the bone and shaking his head in slight disguist before looking at the gnolless again."But...you help us. We follow you to the market underground...you help us there too? We...help you after you help us. Of course...first not helpign you was you not being food."He nods quickly, "Of course...of course...what ever you say..." He is then picked up off her lap and set on the ground and the pups round him up by nipping at his heels to surround him in the night at the straw pile so they can watch him and be utterly terrifying to the midget. You've gained an ally...somewhat.It is now late...late at night?A: Go attack that goblin warehouse whilst they sleep!B: Get some sleep, have the leader pray to their 'god'.C: Try to 'expand the pack'.D: Write in
>>25680613C. We really need more gnolls to kill the 20 goblins.
>>25680613C: Try to 'expand the pack'.We could definitely use more numbers.
>>25680600Warmonger here, Lizard Union was pretty cool.
>>25680659>>25680683>>256806963d100 for the Breeding Orgy!
>>25680613Expand the pack, take the halfling in as a honorary member. He's a good pet for the pups.
>>25680697We weren't very effective at playing it, but yes, very fun.
Rolled 75>>25680708Breed, by Yeenoghu's gnarly cock!
Rolled 34, 23, 17 = 74>>25680708Rolling out.
Rolled 25, 59, 33 = 117>>25680708And breed we shall!
Rolled 61, 81, 54 = 196>>25680708for slaanesh-oh wait
Rolled 72, 28, 15 = 115>>25680708
>>25680732>>25680743ohgawd, you two are horrible at breeding.
Rolled 15>>25680722I wouldn't say not effective, we took it into a kinda surprising direction in the end so it was all good. Gave me good ideas for lizardmen for my own campaigns too.
Rolled 57, 30, 16 = 103>>25680613C.20 goblins is too much for us to do without losses.How many of us are there?
>>25680761>can't get it up
Rolled 67, 65, 54 = 186>>25680761Hey, we're not meant to be intelligent.A hole is a hole, right?
>>25680772Ten adults, seven pups.
>>25680788>gnoll ladies don't shave down there
>>25680724>>25680732>>25680743The night goes quickly as the breeding pit devolves as howling and yelping of pain happens. The halfling is somewhat terrified as the pups cheer on the other members of their pack laughing a bit. The night goes on and on for the halfling listening to it all until he wakes up the next morning. Not knowing what happened but sure he doesn't want to EVER be involved in the pack's breeding habits.-----Half your females are with litter. They have a short gestation period of about three or four months. 3/5 Females are pregnant including the Alpha and Shenzi. In other news, the others come back from the toll booth in the morning. They come holding a few bags of bread, most of it stale but that doesn't matter much to the halfling they share it with as the Gnolls eat the raw meat, along with two dented shields. Options for the new morning:A: Pray to the god!B: Go somewhere, like the Dark Market.C: Go try to find more work.D: Go scout the Goblin Warehouse.E: Grill the Halfling.F: Write in.
>>25680708YEENGHOU! GUIDE OUR COCKS!!
Rolled 74, 89, 52 = 215>>25680790Split evenly amongst the sexes?
Rolled 71, 73, 92 = 236>>25680708
>>25680849F. Send sneaky to go scout the warehouse and rotate the non pregnant females with a few males back to the toll
>>25680849>D: Go scout the Goblin Warehouse.We don't know whether to kill Shorty yet.
>>25680849Patch up your pack members, and their members, as well as you can.Seek out the guard and ask him to provide you weapons and armor to take out the goblins. Promise him a share of the drug profits, or alternatively let him take the glory for the drug bust.Stake out the goblin warehouse, see how well defended it is.
>>25680910This guy sounds reasonable
>>25680910I have to say I like this plan
Sneaky, the Gnoll with the dagger gets direction from the halfling quickly and runs outside to go check out the warehouse while other gnolls are sent out without the shields to watch the toll area for them. To make sure it stays safe of course...The guard is quickly found near the store he was leaning against from before. The quick info on the drug peddling goblin's gets his attention REAL quick."Headfucker...in the hands of goblins...in this area isn't good." He rubs his chin and holds up a sack of gold and hands the female who came to help deal with him a sword from his belt. That's right, a finely made steel sword."Make sure it doesn't get out before tonight. If you don't attack them before tonight. My guards will get them around noon, I'll have them leave anything for you to take yourself." He then seems to dissapear down the street going to the innercity. Making sure the sword would do as...payment to not attack yet.Sneaky comes back and nods quickly from his findings. Seems he was able to get onto a roof and look into a few windows. There were goblins moving boxes of some sort of plant AND a few orcs around and, get this, a Hill Giant was helping move the biggest crate. Seems from what happened one of the head goblins was talking to some robed thing that waved something infront of it's face to make it do as it said...
>>25681039What do you do?A: Go pray to your god!B: Find some sort of connection in the Dark Market with the Halfling.C: Go find more work.D: Find something for the Halfling to do.E: Write in.
Rolled 16, 42, 56 = 114>>25681170B, better to have connections to sell the fuckheadSo we have to NOT raid the goblins ourselves?
>>25681039So basicly he told us to sit tight and wait till nightfall to clean house? Is it to late to tell him what Sneaky found out?Also, possible pic of Matriarch?
>>25681210Second, send one of the smart females to make contacts.
>>25681039A giant... good thing we were smart enough not to charge in, rusty pipes swinging. I say we send back sneaky, a few males and Shenzi.They keep hidden until the guards go in, unless a carriage or something arrives to bring the drugs away. In that case they slaughter the carriage's hoses and leg it afterwards. So the drugs stay where they are.If the robbed figure leaves, sneaky goes after it.If the guards seem outnumbered, a male is sent back to the hideout and gathers the other gnolls, so we can swoop in and safe the day!
>>25681210The guard told you NOT to do so and convinced you by giving you the sword as payment.>>25681214You can tell him as your write in action.If you don't tell him, he might not die...but he might be fucking Pissed.
>>25681246Then go off of what this guy >>25681234 said but find a chance to tell the captain about the giant
>>25681170E. Warn the guard about the giant.He's a useful contact.However, we should still have other gnolls available, so let's get some contacts in the market
>>25681234but if we're seen helping guards, we'll lose reputation man
>>25681246Ehh, maybe they'll win, and we already got a shiny sword out of the deal. Let's ask the halfling to introduce to people on the Dark Market, we're selling services of debt collection and racketeering, with head-bashing or without. Maybe slavery, it's very traditional?
>>25681246Inform the guard of what we just found>>25681234I like.
>>25681287we don't have any reputation right now. except maybe that we were stupid enough to let the guards take away all our slaves. So there really is nothing we can loose.
>>25681287We don't have to jump in and help, as long as he knows he can prepare accordingly. We keep our rep intact
>>25681312a negative rep will hurt our standings with people among the market, considering we have no positive standings, they'll refuse us outright
>>25681295Even if they win we'll lose trust.I vote give the guard a warning
>>25681339i vote give the guards a warning, and try to have sneaky slip in and steal a little fuckhead before the guards trash it all
>>25681328>>25681339They are using us anyway.No one is stupid enough to trust a bunch of savage, sadistic, dumb hyena's.The only way for us to make people dont want to fuck with us, is by getting the job done, by being super opportunistic, and by being more sneaky then anybody else.
>>25681360The guards are leaving the fuckhead behind for us
>>25681265>>25681274>>25681234>>25681231>>25681210Sneaky is sent to scout the area, to disable any wagon wheels or warn of any other dangers to the pack.. Sneaky watches and Atnas goes to find the guard herself wearing the amulet of the city. She nearly forces herself toward the guards which are now advancing toward the warehouse through a few backroads as the leader and the gnoll's contact stops the others from sticking her with their spears and swords."What is it? What's going on?" He asked narrowing his eyes looking around as if expecting a trap or ambush."No go, we have sneaky gnoll check on place. Goblins not only thing there. Giant, Orcs, Goblins, and one in robe waving shiny thingies around things. Dangerous." She said simply and crossed her arms making the Guards look at one another and the leader nodding.He turns to one of the younger men, a spearmen by the looks of it and just a recruit, "You, go get one of the wizards from the collage in town and inform a Knight we need help with orcs and a giant."He does a quick salute and books it down the street in his flimsy leather armor. The leader looks back with a smile and says "Thank you Gnolless. We never were...properly introduced when I asked you all to get the Goblins and Hafling problems. I am Captain Uther. Uther Silver." He extends his hand and Atnas grips it and sniffs it shaking it a bit.Some of the other females, those with pups and staying away from fighting, go to the market to find some sort of connection. They find that they can trade quiet a few things and give a few gold coins for hats for ALL the gnolls. Most of them made of leather but one or two for the strongest are made or iron to protect the noodle.
>>25681328>>25681339Why should we even care. If they don't want to be with us and they can get arrested.
>>25681403HATSMOTHERFUCKING SWEETGNOLLS IN HATS
>>25681403fucking hats?hell yeah!
>>25681403also atnas made the namecuz of reverse santa
>>25681403Turns out our guard contact was a captain.Didn't see that one coming.Also, HATS? OH YEAH!
>>25681456Yes, Antas is her name.When you guys talked about her being Reverse santa, I couldn't resist.
>>25681421Hey, I'm >>25681339I was saying warn the gaurds
>>25681403are they ogre brand hats?
>>25681403>hatsI can get behind this.
>>25681403Right. So... I say we stick to the plan and see how the raid turns out.
>>25681475The guards soon see a wizard riding on the back of what looks like a giant ass lizard and a Knight on the back of a large horse in armor. Atnas quickly nods to the captain and leaves to go back down to the home while the other gnolls watch as she goes back to check on the pups to watch the small war party advance on the warehouse.When Atsan gets back and gets her sweet ass hat, she notice that it was made seemingly by very VERY large and thick fingers...strangely enough if they could even make hats for something her size. ---Sneaky comes back in the middle of the night smiling like a fool with a sack on his back. Antas looks at him and tilts her head as he empties out the bag showing that he had found plenty of goodies while 'scouting' the place before the raid happened which had only seemingly started five minutes ago with the huge explosion that sounded not far away...Inside the bag were twenty gemstones, a few daggers in different nicely made leather holsters, a few undented buckles, and what looks like some kind of fancy stick with a shiny thing on top which one of the smaller pup snatches away snickering as the other pups try to take it from him and he simply whacks them on the heads while climbing onto a rafter, slightly to the amusement of the halfling who had been half watching their violent play.
>>25681568The sounds go through the night, and dinner is eaten and loot is passed around to admire the shininess. The halfling is eventually brought to Atnas again and told that he is offically a pack member.He begins to protest to this but...after Atnas tells him traitors and deserts are eaten, he quickly shuts up. He is given one of the gemstones of his choosing and he seems to love the shine of it from the small fire built in the middle of the shitty building.Night is in full swing but little is able to be done outside.A: Pray to the Gods! B: Try to repair the busted up shields.C: Go to sleep.
>>25681675Aneed some moral
>>25681568Wait a couple of hours then send sneaky back with a female and a few males I have a feeling well be eating good again to night
>>25681724pray, then send sneaky to scavenge stuff after the battle/guard it for a move-in
>>25681675>B: Try to repair the busted up shields.Our pack numbers few, protecting them would be a wise investment.
>>25681746>>25681691Roll d20 for the result of the prayers.
Rolled 2>>25681786roll for magic hats!
>>25681475It's gotta be bowler hats or nothing, anon, and you know it.
>>25681812You feel an inkling of dread come through the hearts of the Gnolls as they all seem to sit together in relative silence. Prayers...the silent mutterings are not responded to. Nor do they seem like they go anywhere.No where, an empty place...it is as if your demon god has forgotten about the Pack of Clawsmash...Most go to bed that night, not sure what to think about this horrific idea.---------The next morning, the world around them is silent and they stick their heads outside to see if anything is going on around the street except for the quick hustle and bustle of the people living in the slums to go to some sort of low paying gutter job.A: Try to find your guard friend.B: Go to the Dark Market.C: Ask the Halfling if he knows anything.D: Investigate the raided warehouse.E: Try to find different work.
>>25681864A clockwork orange gnolls? That... should be a thing.
Rolled 7>>25681786bless our sword
>>25681896Secure the warehouse with all haste
>>25681896D, of course. But sent a female and two males to the tollbooth, too. We're fiercly territorial, after all.
Rolled 13>>25681896A. we should see how the raid went.Also, send a party to the warehouse. Supplies, living conditions, ect.
>>25681926dismaybe ask the guard captain for a few slaves for our trouble?
>>25682020This. Just to hammer in the fact that we are, in fact, gnolls.
Rolled 12>>25682020Slavery is illegal here from what I've seen
>>25681896D: Investigate the raided warehouse.
>>25681921>>25681920The gnolls head to the warehouse and find it has...well one of the walls now have a huge hole in it from a fireball or something.The gnolls poke their heads around and then decide to poke around before they hear a voice from the upper levels of the warehouse on some sort of walk way."So your the one that the Captain said told us about this place. Not a bad find...He's interested in talking to you about this." Said the slightly femine voice.The gnolls look up and see a woman in long robes looking down at the gnolls leaning against a staff. She jumps down onto a crate and then to another appearing to end up infront of the Atnas in her iron helm."I'd like to thank you myself. That wizard that was running this had been a thorn in my side." She smiles a bit and nods her head and says "If you ever need magic, just ask for Lady Dislinn." She then snaps her fingers and in a flash dissapears.The Gnolls find that the upper levels of the warehouse are still intact with plenty of things around with plenty of stored goods that were labled 'Property of gnolls'. They eventually find a few giant crates of odd plants they assume is Head fucker which the Halfling starts to move around to a safer area so he may sell it later on orders.Now what do you do?A: Move in fully.B: Go talk to the guard.C: Go check for more loots.D: Try to find work.
>>25682020>>25682045Slavery is illegal in the city. The pack was actually freed from slavery by the city.
ALet's move in and expand the pack
>>25682133If it's got a giant hole in it, it's not safe for a base. And seeing as that guard just busted this group for selling headfucker, we should probably not follow example.Check for more loot, then try to find work, I say.
>>25682133Check the loot and figure out with our half long how to best make use of it then break the crates and use the shins to mark our turf
>>25682133>A: Move in fully. We should either try to repair the damage ourselves or find someone to do it for us. Might even ask the captain if they know someone.
Rolled 14>>25682133A, but keep tabs on our old place.This should be our new main home though.>>25682176We can patch the hole, and it's two stories. A lot better than the hole we currently have
>>25682176Shouldn't be all that much work nailing a few planks of wood over the hole to cover it. I guess we can just hire some methheads and pay them in drugs.>>25682133A
Move in and talk to the captain.>>25682176It can either be repaired or patched up.Or we can just pile stuff up and clog it up with junk.
>>25682199Let's get someone else to do it for us, we're gnolls after all. Ask around if there's some workmen who can't pay back their loans. We'll buy their debt and take them as indentured servants.
>>25682241How about a compromise if they don't know what our halfling thief looks like send him to buy and "own" it for us and get it fixed we can move in afterwards
>>25682241This, we'll take Fuckheads to be our...servants. Also, look into buying other peoples debts from loan sharks and make them work for us.Yeenoghu is angry because we're not keeping slaves, and since it's illegal we have to bend the rules.
>>25682164sorry, thought were were slavers who got confused as our slaves and free'd
>>25682292>Yeenoghu is angry because we're not keeping slavesThis. Our pack won't be able to thrive without his blessing.
>>25682292true, we need to appease our godmaybe a sacrifice too?
>>25682318Whatever happened to the Orc at the toll? If that's the case we can sacrifice him and eat him later
>>25682292Mate, if we take those druggies as our slaves, they'll be ineffectual stoners at the best of times and at the worst they'll be fighting addiction cravings we won't be able to satisfy unless we keep 'em on a constant feed.You're putting us in a no-win situation. If we were going to go criminal, we should have done so from the start, but if we're law-abiders, we should act like ones.
>>25682337I doubt he kept just sitting there for a day. But it should be no hassle at all to find some random junkie, whack him over the head and drag him into the warehouse.
>>25682348but we are neither. just opportunists rite?
>>25682375thisplus the guards and a criminal like uschaotic neutral man
>>25682348It just so happens we have a contact in the city guard and now have access to the underground market. If anything we are opportunist.
>>25682416 And a wizard willing to scratch our backs to so with that said lets make use of stumpy (that'll be his pack name)
>>25682440this, we need to sell those gems
Rolled 1>>25682348We're playing both sides until we gain the power to burn the entire city down for our god. To do that we need contacts in the guard/legal market to get into the inner levels, and contacts in the underground to conquer said levels
One of the male gnolls, along with a few pups, go out to the market for a bit. They come back with nails, wood, and some tar to begin fixing the hole. The headfucker is kept by the Halfling and quickly decided to keep it in a hidden nook he found on the upper level where the Pack leader only knows along with him.The captain is found by Atnas quickly as she walks to the closest barracks and welcome with...somewhat open arms. She is motioned in and given a mug of some ale which she pounds down easily and gives it back to the human that gave it to her as the captain walks over with a light scar and a bandaged arm."Well if it isn't you, nice to see you again after making sure them goblins didn't keep selling. Those guys might have gotten the upper class theives involved and that would cause trouble for the noble houses." He said and offered a seat beside him as he sat down and smoked his pipe."I got an offer yesterday from that Wizard that came to help us, seems she wanted to see if she was able to hire you as...home guards of some kind. Who knows what that elf wants really, she said she'd give you and your pack room in board if you agreed to it."A: Ask about the room and board.B: Ask about the wizard.C: Ask something else.D: Leave the area to tell the pack.E: Write in.
>>25682463I say we've gone pretty far without his blessing were on the verge of setting ourselves nice and pretty it's not like any of us are his clerics or anything
>>25682487B Ask about the wizard
>>25682487I get the feeling that we'd just be test subjects for the wizard
>>25682487b she may want to be enlightened by the word of Yeenoghu
>>25682549we would, we're mildly better off in the warehouse, in the heart of it all, being a pet guard dog for some wizard is bad for business, but we ay have some time for odd jobs for her
>>25682487A. What level is it in?This could be a chance to place gnolls in the upper levels, our reach will spread.Wizards generally don't live in slums
>>25682487B: Ask about the wizard.Maybe ask about how the district is reacting to the raid.Whether we take up the mage's offer or not I think we should keep up our "relationship" with the slum city guard. If we do take the offer we should still try to "take over" that area.
>>25682581So?It's not like we're risking the entire pack. Send a couple gnolls up, then have them bail on the wizard to find contacts in the upper levels.
>>25682602then we'd have the wrath of a female wizardwhich is harder to deal with than goblins since she's got contacts with the guard,
>>25682602>>25682621Lets expand our numbers and influence in the slums, before we expand to the inner circles.
>>25682621Chill, being guard dogs of some wizard sounds like an easy job. Remember that we're kinda really lazy. Let's ask around about the wizard, and if she's legit I say we'll go for it.
>>25682667Ok, then we should leave the guard, not much to gain from him right now
>>25682602If we bail on her then well just get thrown out of the upper levels we use her to spring board to higher positions she'd make a bell of a good reference along with the slum captain
>>25682574>>25682556>>25682531"What level is it in? And what have others thought of raid?" She asked as she sat down getting comfy in the soft plush seat."We had killed many orcs and goblin who were major trouble, along with that giant who had killed three royal guards in the past. Safe to say, most of the people were happy with the raid and many of the guards were awarded some prizes for directly putting their lives in danger." He said smiling a bit shining a medal on his armor. "But the wizard is a strange one, she is one for conjuring and blowing things up with grand bursts of flame and ice. Very showy but rather nice for the most part. She comes from the northern elven enclaves to help with trade routes to the city. Though I did hear she may dabble in darker magics..."(Write in now)
>>25682727And all she wants is some muscle for protection?
>>25682727"Well, we've no interest in that for now, perhaps another time. Excuse me I'm off to strengthen my criminal network"
>>25682727"perhaps you would like us to take her offer, to keep an eye on her?"or however that translates to Atnas's intelligence levelslet's get paid to have a gnoll live there ans spy, and get paid to have a gnoll guard her/gain an ally for our dark causeswin-win!
>>25682463I think I forgot to mention, you can worship ANY god you really want. Not just the demon that had 'sired' your race if that legend is true.You can worship Pelor for all I care.
>>25682788Thirding this, we'll play the captain and the wizard against each other.
>>25682788I forth this.>>25682796So far it we seem to have gotten along fine without looking to gods for favor.
>>25682788"You want us to watch her? Make sure she no bad for you?" She asked looking around and then the captain in the eyes."She...I don't trust her to tell the truth so yes. I'll make sure to make sure folks don't bother many in the warehouse you've got now. Maybe more if you collect anything else of interest." He said and handed Atnas a small brace that seemed to have a glow about it.-----You taken on an on going mission: Spy on the Elven Wizard for the Slum Guard captain.
>>25682808Is that a original work? Did the gnoll civ inspire this then?
>>25682888and so the game begins
>>25682888here's hoping she's really an evil wizard looking to us to enlighten her
A Gnollkwork Gnorange?
>>25682929>working with elvesIf we get an excuse that won't bring the captain down on our ass, I say kill her and loot her shit, then use her home as a base for whatever level of the city she lives in
>>25682972tis, also now that our upper city prospects are tangible, lets work on our under city market connections with stumpy
>>25682972you can't expect to take the home if its in the upper levels the nobles will see to that
>>25682992I agree send a relatively smart male to the wizard and focus on securing our power base in the slums also training our pups into hunting shape perhaps have them hunt rats and stray animals under the supervision of a female or take the ones old enough to work the tolls?
>>25682888I'm wondering if what he just gave us is a magical item of some sort.>>25682972Well we can go with the "She was evil and tried to do weird funny things to us." along with sliding some of her interesting items she has his way.
>>25682908I just doodled it for fun.
>>25682888What will you do now? The leader of the gnolls has gone back to the warehouse with the pups repairing the hole in the wall with the tar, wood, and nails. The 'Stumpy' as he has started to be called has actually been to the Dark Market for a bit. He went there on his own and brough back a few things for the Gnolls. Mostly meat in a large sack but with a few wicked looking sets of armor.Two of the sets were given to two of the males, who were then told their job was going to be guarding the Wizard woman. They protested a bit until they put the armor on which was very spikey and hard that clanged. They set out to the guard station with orders to keep eyes on the Wizard incase of anything 'interesting' happening.What will you do now?A: Go look for work.B: Check on some other things in the Dark Market.C: Try to find...Something to pray to.D: Have the toll gnolls come back with their swag.E: Write in.
>>25683066i keep thinking he slipped us some sort of "truth bracelet" or some stupid thingcurrently mystified, where'd a slum captain get that from?
>>25683080bcheck on things in the market, find a buyer for those gems and fuckhead plants
>>25683080E. combat training
>>25682972Besides, elves are tastiest of them all.
>>25683066Better lick it to see if it's magical.
>>25683096>>25683100 A combo of these two plans find a buyer for the fuckhead and start rotating pups into the toll use the old base as a rest guard post
>>25683080B. sell our loot, and find anyone who has work for a pack of gnolls.alternatively, it won't hurt to find a diety
>>25683121You know what would be a profitable business? Whores hooked on fuckhead, that's what's profitable.
>>25683166I see no problem with that we could use stumpy as the pimp and keep our distance if we haven't sold the gems yet we could use it towards that goal
>>25683166We're playing a bigger game here now then a petty crime ring
>>25683186All that being said we should also inventory all our stuff and who has what
>>25683186seems like too much of an opportunity for stumpy to cheat us out of cash
>>25683218seconded he hasn't proven much loyalty yet he might just turn us in
>>25683218Technically he lives with us a d can't access the fuckhead with atnas have him live in the warehouse with us so we can keep an eye on him
>>25683251he might turn us in, its his only way out
>>25683211If anything we should make plans for our slow and systematic takeover. Start by getting the names of the big players in the slum area. What they do, how strong they are, how close are their ties to the underworld and the guards.We could also see about the purchasing of the surrounding housing and any stores to mark our territory.
>>25683263>>25683235he wont turn us in, he's wanted himself, worst case he back stabs us like any other crook
>>25683263He's also still wanted by the slum captain as well who's he gonna turn us in to?
>>25683096>>25683100>>25683121The idea of selling the gems and the plants themselves go off rather well. The gems were sold rather quickly to a group of dark skinned dwarves who snatched them up for a few hundred gold each. Not a bad sale for a few purple and blue gems.The fuckhead was a bit harder seeing how much there was. A good amount of it was sold with plenty of the buyers seeming to be tweeking abit. They pay a good amount for small bags of it and then run off.Some other people seem to glare at the sellers when they won't sell it for a cheaper price before the gnolls leave for home when they sell for a while. They make about...1,000 gold coins along with some possibly loyal customers for Headfucker.The pups are quickly given jobs around the warehouse. Most of them started hunting the many rats and stray animals in the slums. The Female who watch them find this to be remarkably adorable. Even when one slurped up a cat tail in front of Stumpy that made him shudder in slight disgust.
>>25683306A: Check on the Toll.B: Go look at the black market for some kind of items.C: Train the children.D: Search for a Deity.E: Go try to find some work.F: Random Event...What'll it be?!G: Write in
>>25683306Excellent. We should put this god to use equipping our gnolls.
>>25683306A+ RANDOM EVENT!
>>25683341A its time
>>25683341D. Search for a deityMaybe we can become a cultwith gnolls on top
>>25683353That's probably right and sounds the most interesting so A.
Train the children, We should also breed again as soon as possible.We should then look to buy better weapons and armour for our group.
>>25683372>>256833532d100 to find out what things we get from the toll
Rolled 6, 62 = 68>>25683386
Rolled 54, 56 = 110Here we go
Rolled 96, 86 = 182>>25683386
Rolled 70, 59 = 129>>25683386
Rolled 20, 5 = 25>>25683386
Rolled 74, 2 = 76>>25683399Solid
>>25682888Gnolls going through all the elf wizard's dirty secrets.
Rolled 43, 66 = 109>>25683476seriously, im not sure how...sneeky we can be
>>25683399As they go out to check on the toll, what they find is...more than impressive. Another three gnolls are standing infront of the toll booth covered in much and wood dust. "What you want? Why you come here?" Asked one of females of their pack."We are the Clawsmasher Pack, this is our terriftory. Why you come?"They look at one another and thefemale steps forward and says, "We...ran out of home. We run here following road looking for home...we...stay here? With Clawsmash?"A: Accept them!B: Reject them.C: Write in
>>25683485A. Accept themthen breed add to the genepool
>>25683485Accept them and have them tell us who ran them out of home.
>>25683485Question them first. Why did they ran out of home? Crime? Disease? Sexually transmitted disease?
>>25683476Dat File Name...Dat File Name...Five copper thats actually a Chamber Pot.
>>25683504Let's not be too hasty, there might be a reason why they were driven away from home.
Rolled 90, 47 = 137>>25683485"you tell us why you leave home, then we take you in"
>>25683530Sorry for not wanting inbred gnolls
>>25683485Send a runner back to Atnas so she knows, can't be safe with a new female.
>>25683544Well, if they were driven away because they have the Gnoll AIDS...
>>25683565Gnoll Aids.Not to be confused with Kobold or Goblin Aids.
>>25683574You know how it goes, somebody just had to fuck a hyena and now sex is ruined for everyone...
>>25683537The gnolls look at the other and the male, who seems deeply scared and a bit scorched. "Flying death...burning skies...Our god did not ever answer our pleas..." He says then looks down in a depressed tone."We...see great flying creature that ate many. We are only ones we know that are safe..." The female said.
>>25683653A: Let them in.B: Reject them.C: Write in
>>25683658A. AcceptFucking dragons man
Rolled 2, 91 = 93>>25683658well a dragon is probably not there fault whats the worst that could happen. so A
>>25683653A: Let them in.Seems they are the survivors from a dragon attack.
>>25683658Ehh, we'll take them in but they're going to be omegas of the pack for the time being, doing the shit jobs.
>>25683694>>25683653Yeah, can't do anything about dragons, although I agree with the notion that they get the shit duties and work their way up. Set them up in the old place.
>>25683658>C: Write inTell Atnas, have her say yes. She da boss, after all.
>>25683725It's the Gnoll way, after all.
>>25683653Do they come from far away - that is, is the dragon nearby or not?
>>25683774dragon doesn't matter its not like we're in a huge city with loads of protection including wizards
>>25683802True, but it might be some information our captain friend might like to know.
The three are brought to the main warehouse and Atnas quickly shows that she is the boss by nearly throwing the female who had just come there through a wall.She and the new ones quickly got to work to do little shitty jobs with the pups. The pups also hunt quickly. Filling their own guts with plenty of stray dogs, and cats.---News has come in from the gnolls with the Wizardy Elfess. She seems to have not done much with the Gnolls. Except for Ed who had went has a somewhat stupid grin on his face when talking about her, though he seemingly ALWAYS has a dumb look on his mug. A: Ask about any information of what she is doing.B: Ask about the upper class areas.C: Ask to see if she has any interesting items.D: Ask what the stupid grin is about.E: Write in.
>>25683850They said they have come from all the way from the Deserts.
>>25683860B,D,A,CIn that order of urgency
>>25683860>E: Write in.What has he seen her do and has he been doing?
>>25683860Ed is just a tad touched in the head, no need to worry if he grins more than usual. Let's find about the wizard herself instead. What kind of people she hangs out with?
>>25683860Yay female domination displays!
>>25683860d: ask about his grin, thenE:"what people you see come to her, try to get names, when you get chance, look around upper area, see if any places to have new den"she want's ed's stupid ass for dinnercaptcha:sacrificing EDlifo
>>25683860>Gholl>Stupid grin on his face>named EdI see what you did there.>>25683893Go with this.
>>25683981OHalso ask if she wants any odd jobs done
>>25684001The other one is named Shenzi. The one voiced by Goldberg.
>>25683893>>25683943>>25684001"What is upper rings like? They have place for pack?" Asked Atnas, who had found a nice big arm chair in one of the boxes she crushed while throwing the other gnoll around and was using it as a bit of a fancy throne."If we have tower, yes. If not, nope nope. No places. Elfy live in...What was it called Ed?" Shenzi asked Ed as she scratched her head thinking and looking at the grinning gnoll. "Arcana." He said and then busted out laughing before the female knocked him onto his face."Arcana ring, big and has high stone buildings, but with no building like dat. Nope. Even shops there are tall and made o' rocks."A: Ask about what she is doing...B: Ask to see if she has any interesting items.C: Ask to see what the grins about...D: Write in.
>>25684127C: Ask to see what the grins about...
>>25684127>A: Ask about what she is doing...Seems logical to ask.>Captcha: sinside tempersOh dear...
>>25684147this seriously, if he just caught her naked it's better than her trying to hypnotize him
I'm not going to say what the grins about.But it's disguisting. Unless you swing that way.Pfft...
>>25684127What kind of people the elf meets? Would she need something shady to be done?
>>25683981For dinner company or as a dinner, though?
>>25684205>female elf>male gnoll>swing that wayNow I really wanna know what this is about.
>>25684205Wait what?Is the elf trying to...seduce Ed? That's gross!
>>25684252What if she is a Yeenoghu's cultist and is trying to have sex with a gnoll.
>>25684252Maybe she digs Ed's carefree and whacky side.You know, his charming unhinged laughter and shiny, powerful armor is probably an exciting change of pace for a robe wearin' sissy ass elf.
>>25684295But elves are nude and disgusting creatures! It's like fucking a slug or something!
>>25684147>>25684195"What is that grin about, it's dumber than normal." Atnas asked growling a bit at Ed who looks up with a serious face.He walks up and holds up his hand, it has a tiny golden ring of what seems like masterful make and then turns to make a thrusting motion into the air and starts to grin and laugh again.Nothing happens for a moment...then to break the silence 'Stumpy' starts to bust a gut laughing of what he had figured out which soon the Alpha and everyone else in the pack too.Whiping a tear from her eye, Atnas looks at Shenzi and asks 'What kind of peoples does shes meet?""Mostly ugly ones, humans dat be really old or dwarves really small...there were even smaller things than stumpy, But Elf lady no let us eat them." She shakes her head and then perks up. "Oh, Oh, but shiny gate bring in some black skinned elfy person. He had shiny swords and gave elf lady a pendant then turned into a spider to crawl back through gate."
>>25684205....>_> you know, that can't be nessciarly a bad thing... If it keeps up in good standards with her.
>>25684329ow what?she lost a ring fisting his ass?
>>25684329That's not good, that's not good at all. What should we do with this information? We could tell of her dealings with the drow to the captain, but she might have friends among the people in power and it leads to nothing except her anger. Should we try to weasel ourselves into her favor then? We already have a...lead into that.
>>25684372Thank you for that mental image, now I got to find the bleach again.
>>25684393welcome to 4chan man, enjoy your stay
>>25684372Maybe he found one ring while fisting her ass. Damn elfs man.
>>25684408not sure which to hope foron one hand, one's hilarious, on the other, ed got some action
>>25684329Marriage and consensual sex? Truly, you were right about it being disgusting.
>>25684372Only on 4chan...only on 4chan
>>25684442Maybe they even held hands.
>>25684458when you don't clarify, the imagination leaps to fill in blanks...
>>25684426On one hand there is a ring. On another hand there was an ass.
>>25684329FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKOk. this elf is way out of our lead, we need to solidify our position in the underworld before we move against her
>>25684468No.Oh God...maybe they...No, surely they didn't...They couldn't have.Did they cuddle too?
>>25684329You now have many options. You could problem send the Omegas to check more things out with the Elf and defiently have Ed go back. With orders to continue his...'great work'.The others look to Atnas to do other things.You can order 2 actions.A: Go try to find more jobs.B: Try to talk to the guard about the info you have gotten.C: Go check out the lower levels of the Dark Market.D: Write in
>>25684458You have to admit that it *does* sound funnier if Ed got fisted by some delicate elf wizard.
>>25684442>>25684468this is suppose to be a work safe board man, dont get the mods here
>>25684507A and CWe learned nothing of importance for the captain.
>>25684507Make Ed a full-time boytoy for the elven wizard, we want her to like us.There's lower levels to the Dark Market? Sweet, let's check them out!Put Omegas on babysitting duty.
>>25684478Oh I know.I just wanted to see what you guys though.>>Wonders what I would have gotten if I would have gotten the Female to do it with the elf instead...
>>25684507also, what about that stick the pups keep braining each other with?
>>25684538Also, try to find out if Gnoll semen is an ingredient in some nefarious ritual, just in case.
>>25684550im gunna go with ed fisting her just for his dumb sake>magic elf penis hentai from /d/
>>25684507A & C
>>25684553It builds character, what of it?
>>25684618it was "fancy"
>>25684507A. need work
>>25684507B & Calso Ed full boy toy status nowmaybe make elf part of tribe!
>>25684626And it had a shiny thing on top, could be something, the last thing we need is one of the pups to accidently blow up the warehouse.
>>25684578>Once there was a Gnoll named Ed>Who was slightly touched in the head>Into the service of an elven woman she was led>Where he whined, pleaded and eventually bled>But nothing could stop him from being fingered
>>25684699This will be the song of our people
>>25684531Ed goes back with Shenzi following quickly hoping not to have to put up with the fool much longer as the others finally have something important from their tiniest member."Atnas?" He asked during the day when she was watching the pup in mild interest with the smallest smacking the larger ones away with a long seemingly glowing stick that seemed to shock them with a laugh."What you want?" She asked looking at him half bored."I...I talk to a few of my connections underground. Most were worried about one of their theives getting lost so I went back and made some...favors be called in so a few of the big bosses willing to meet you and a few gnolls in the Lower Dark Market.""Who dey?""Well...There is..."A: An Insane human barbarian.B: An Orc that has a pechant for strange potions.C: My friend the White Dragon who is still a Wrymling.D: Someone I've never met, but he had some kind of crossbow that was smaller than normal.Some of the other Gnolls find out there are quiet a few angry little critters starting to infest the upper ranked areas. Mostly rats and other things of that nature that no one wants to have to deal with...You could probably make some coin and have the pups do it at the same time.A1: Work for a large Brewery to catch the rats near the vats.B1: Go to one of the manors to rid their Wine Cellars of some kind of beetle infestation.C1: They're seems to be an outbreak of stray dogs near the castle...they want them gone anyway possible.
>>25684769C & C1
>>25684699Well at least we know she is a fury also that is awesome. C dragons make for good friends and excellent allies. A1
>>25684769D & A1
>>25684769not sure about the first one's but...C a wyrmling might have a good set of jobs for us and he's stumpy's 'friend'C1, dog's are better food, and a castle leads to some good connection oppourtinities
>>25684769>B: An Orc that has a pechant for strange potions.>C1: They're seems to be an outbreak of stray dogs near the castle...they want them gone anyway possible.
>>25684769CB1. We can get in good with the nobility
>>25684769B definitely Band A1
>>25684867>>25684891>>25684921Seems it's going to be Wyrmling and the Dogs.I need a 2d100 for each.
Rolled 34, 70 = 104>>25684962wyrm
Rolled 43, 48 = 91>>25684962
Rolled 87, 87 = 174>>25684962
Rolled 49, 2 = 51>>25684962>>25684974fakalso dogs
Rolled 77, 15 = 92>>25684962
Rolled 83, 84 = 167>>25684978solid roll
Rolled 47>>25684962Ugh, dragons are nothing but trouble I tells ya!
>>25684973he eeds to be grinning
>>25684978DOUBLES?! This calls for a celebration! Seriously, this is so fucking rare we should get a super critical success.
Rolled 29, 29 = 58>>25684978Dubs
>>25685023Too bad the poster didn't specify where the rolls is applying...
>>25685072I don't want to roll anymore.
>>25685113who cares, we rolled two of em!
>>25684978Doubles for the Dogs...>>25684991Close enough to doubles for the Dragon...--------------------------------------------------Atnas walks into the cavern where the White Dragon lived with three of the other gnolls with her as the Wrymling lazed about on a pile of shiny objects. "So, ye be the one that took me little friend away from my jobs. Lucky for you he delived his last payment or I would have sent my muscle to get him back." He said snorting a bit of cold. It was clearly a bluff and he seemed disinterested in the encounter but smiled a bit."You also did me a service...when you carried him out and he didn't show up...many of the guard though he was dead and now their not looking for him any more...So my informant and Thief is alive. For keeping him safe and no long in my scales so he cannot eat me out of house and hoard..." He slides something from the hoard and infront of Atnas, it was a large double bladed war ax. IT was made of some kind of blue also icy metal as she swung it around testing it it felt like nothing at all."Please don't hit anything in here with that, it's a pain to thaw anything underground. And now...I have another thing for you to do for me...I need you to take care of a certain Orc." he said and held up a bottle. "Seems he was the one who sent this that he thought could Poison me...fool. Kill him and I shall give you and your...Pack more than just that little toy."Obtained an Objective: Kill Poison Brewing Orc.------------------------------------The pups and Sneaky are sent to the center ring and are 'escorted' by the guard to show where all the strays were. Seems there were many digging holes and mauling different things in the yards.The pups were more than capable in catching them. Mauling, whacking, even some riding on the backs of them was enough for some of the nobles near the windows toward the back to watch. One of which quickly went outside to watch the rabid and near feral attack of the pups clapping abit.
>>25685072That is not even remotely fair...wait could it be the dice goddess found herself a new quest?
>>25685172Let's take some of them for our pets, dogs are almost like hyenas right?
>>25685172"Whos that orc anyway? Someone big?"
>>25685235Nope hyenas are much nastier.
>>25685235hyena's turn their anuses inside out and rub their inside-out ass gland secretions on stuff to mark their territory, 's called hyena butter, fun fact.
>>25685172"Very savage, very Primal, Very...Impressive." Said the noble who was walking out. He seemed to be rather young and in a cape of wolf hide as he kneeled next to one of the hounds that were mauled to death slightly chewed on by the pups. "If only...Hmmm..." He looked around until he found Sneaky playing with his knife flipping it around in his hands. "You there, come here."The Gnoll walked over holding his Knife loosely and raised an 'eyebrow' and said "What? What you want?""I was curious, have you ever considered going on some of the great hunts the nobles preform?" He asked with a great smile on his face. "The dogs here and the prime example of why they are useless. They must be kept near wild for the hunts but if we had you Gnolls on our end...well you would not only be more in control but much more usefull in your Tracking!" "Me talk to Alpha about it, she decide." He said crossing his large doglike Arms as they hear a bit of screaming from behind them. They look around and see that one of the pups had found someone hiding in a tree and near pulled him from the branches.The young lad in the tree was in great shock as the pups found him and looked up at him as he then had a smirk on his face and threw an apple out that the Gnoll pup jumped up, grabbed, then threw back at him. The two quickly formed game of Catch while the others hunted the rest of the hounds on the lands around.The boy soon got down as the runty pup with the stick on his back was throwing the apple more and more as the man in the wolf cape looked at Sneaky and said "I've never seen the Prince so happy..."They soon leave and promise to come back as the Prince helps them to the second layer then is escorted back quickly as the Gnolls go back to their homes.
>>25685285you shitting me?a prince?god i love dubs
>>25685285We royalty now son
>>25685249"Orc is a potion master, he is big down 'ere and no one I know actually doesn't know where he lives. He's a fool and full of himself. He's not strong himself unless you let him throw his little bottles."------The Gnolls soon converge at home to the safety of the Warehouse where the pups are easily full and Sneaky carred two buldging sacks of Dog meat that all eat well, except for Stumpy because he eats bread (wuss),A: Tell Atnas about the Prince.B: Tell Atnas about the Hunting idea.C: Start plans to attack this 'Potion Orc'D: Write in
>>25685285The dice gods favor us indeed, let's see if we can dig up info on the orc before we bum rush him. We may be in good sorts now but we'll only trip over ourselves if we get overeager.
>>25685285Go on huntprotect the king from attackBecome royal guard use influence to slowly take over kingdomthe end
>>25685325A+BD "hey stumpy, how do you feel about the potion orc?""he got any weird quirks, like paranoia?""why would he try to kill your dragon friend?"
>>25685285Go on huntprotect the king from attackbecome royal guarduse influence to slowly take over the kingdomstage hositle take over
>>25685283Thanks, but I could've lived out my life blissfully aware of that fact. Luckily there's still bleach left!
>>25685420oh poor old elf lady, ed's got her marked now
>>25685325Should we ally with the potion orc instead? Dragons are always trouble, just look what happened to the omegas.
>>25685443You are a bad man.
>>25685456We could just not kill the Orc, or just run him out of town.>>25685325A and B, Atnas should always be in the know.
>>25685485Joke's on you, I can fap to that!
>>25685361d100 for Orcish Info
Rolled 49>>25685511>>25684983>>25684974i should stop rolling
>>25685528i really should
Rolled 63, 58 = 121>>25685500
Rolled 8>>25685557My bad
>>25685570>>25685544>>25685511we used our luck up on those dubs guys
>>25685588and I fail at dice rolling....
Rolled 40>>25685584It was worth it
Rolled 66>>25685584But this >>25685544 was actually my first post in the thread.(actually, it's my first time rolling dice on 4chan to boot. Ugh)
>>25685617Nice rolling, no roll!
>>25685511":Not that I know, I know is a fine produce of some drugs, that's abotu it."That's all you've got..How are you telling the other gnolls about the Prince and the Hunt?
Rolled 47>>25685500Time for a REAL ROLL!
>>25685757Sad its not higher up there but holy shit this is funny because 47 is my lucky number
>>25685753"Hey lads, wanna go hunt some animals? Humans pay us for it."And"King's pup likes us, ain't that a laugh?"Let's find the orc by trying to purchase some poisons. We'll move up from supplier to supplier until we get in touch with the man himself.
>>25685753Let them know this is a good chance to use our supperior talents in hunting to guide the feeble human nobles on this hunt. Also tell them that this is an excellent opportunity to gain good standing and a chance at getting higher up in this town.
>>25685792We'll start from the Dark Market, it's a pretty safe bet.
>>25685792This chap seems to know what he's doing
>>25685792"We got interest of some Humans paying for us to hunt with dem, and the King's Pup seems to like runty. (The name of the smallest Gnoll Pup)""Really? We need to talk, they might pay us for hunt..." She smiled a bit evilly rubbing her hands together...
>>25685906Thirding letting the princeling play with our pups, like what's the worst that could happen?
>>25685982>>25685953You know what...I'm going to end it here for now.I'm tired, and I don't want this to suffer for it.Hope you guys enjoyed it and I will be posting the link to the archive post. The next session should be Tomorrow!
>>25686032about same time right?
>>25686032No prob. It's been 8-9 hours running. Someone archive this shit.>>25686002Rabies
>>25686080I was going to guess Female Gnoll Princess was the first thing you would think of.
>>25686129>gnoll princessthat was MY line.
>>25686032Sure, thanks for your work, this has been very fun thread! I think this is the first civ thread that has spawned both poetry and fan art?
>>25686129>Female Gnoll PrincessI figured Runty was male.Either way, I'm okay with this. It opens up a power grab and a possible coup.
>>25686170I've seen a good amount of Fanart.Poetry/Irish Drinking Songs. Not so much...http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25678818/There it is and it's all there. See y'all when I can.
>>25686129So far everything has gone splendidly for us, could we get some troubles in the future please? Our integration into human society has been unusually smooth, I was expecting more intolerance and mobs.
>>25686207well we've been a great help to the slums according to the captain, and the rat population went down
>>25686193No, it does not. Less than a dozen adult gnolls will be slaughtered in seconds long before we can start shit
>>25686207Our Gnolls don't breed/mature fast enough to sustain many losses.
>>25686225This is of course after we organize a rebellion and breed like rabbits. Calm the fuck down.
>>25686238Which makes conflict more tense and exciting.
>>25686258I am calm. But this brief tie to the prince will be long dead by the time our pop is sufficient for a hostile takeover
>>25686276I agree. However, it also makes it less forgiving of mistakes and bad rolls.
>>25686286emphasis on bad rolls