Well hey, it's time for a late VALKYRIAN MERCS QUEST!Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20QuestDon't know what Valkyria Chronicles is? Check it out here! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyria_Chronicles or http://valkyria.wikia.com/wiki/Valkyria_WikiAlso, I'd like to take the opportunity to answer a concern in the the Q&A thread last night.>I'm just gonna put this out there before I go to sleep, but I honestly don't feel right getting with Sam just yet, and let me try (in my sleep-deprivation-addled ramblings) to explain.>Jager doesn't have any real closure on his last relationship. It just sorta, stopped. Until he can get that closure, which he can only really get by confronting Karla about the whole thing, it just doesn't feel right. Like he's just using her to make the pain go away. And that's not fair to anyone involved. We've already established that some part of Jager does still love Karla, and that small part is gonna niggle at him, keep him or Sam from being really happy with each other, until he can properly let go.>It seems that the best option is to tell Sam that yes, we will, as soon as we get that closure, and explain this whole thing to her.>And as someone who Sam has won over from the Karla camp, it honestly feels like any chance of Karla winning got meta-curbstomped by her utter lack of screentime. Kinda like watching a footrace between a member of the track team and a kid who's been hogtied. Sam's in literally every thread, while Karla's just kind of a shadow character.My official reply is that (spoiler for meta knowledge) the fact that Karla is largely absent from the story was a deliberate thing on my part. It was partly to prevent metagaming, and partly because Karla is the Unknown. Jager naturally has no idea what her current thinking is at this point, and for all intents and purposes, may as well be a complete stranger to him. (cont)
>>25784136So, in addition to the "past vs. present" conflict between Karla and Sam, there's also the "known vs unknown". You can play the "safe" route and go with Sam, or you can forgo that and take a leap of faith for Karla. That's not to devalue going with Sam, though. Staying with the known means Jager will have to let go a lot of what's made him the man he is today, which is a leap of faith in itself.Anyways, to the meat of the matter...>Play as Jager>Play a side chapter.
>>25784182>Play as JagerLet's do this shit.
>>25784182>Play a side chapter.PLAY KARLA.ADD FUEL TO THE FIRE
>>25784182>>Play as JagerLet's get this over with. Nothing won't change if we delay the inevitable.
>>25784182>Play as JagerLet's just get this over with.
>>25784136I understand that Merc, it's kind of not a conflict if we figure out what's up with her because then it just decides what we're going to do and becomes a bit boring.Also, >Play as JagerRather get this over with and let those 5 days give people time to cool off over whatever decision is made.
>>25784182>Play a side chapter.
>>25784182>>Play a side chapter.Want to see what lanseal is up too and Want to curb the shitstorm that shall brew.
>>25784182>Play as Jager
>>25784182>Play as JagerLet's get it over with.
>>25784182>Play as JagerPutting off the problem will only make it worse.Lets just take our sexy, sexy medicine and get it over with.
>>25784182>JagerRushing into the final confrontation!
>>25784182>Play a side chapter.I am a traditional man and today is not a weekend.
>>25784182We could totally pull a Casablanca ending... I blame Viktor Laslow
>>25784182>>Play a side chapter.
>>25784222Yes! This sounds delicious!
>>25784182You are JAGER STURMFUHRER, leader of the fledgling mercenary company DEMONS OF RANDGRIZ. In addition to fighting Imps for money and vengeance, you have your own private mission to hunt down Karla, your former fiance who sided with the Imperials and destroyed your home.You first arrived in the Federation nation of Albion to help defend it against a possible amphibious attack. However, your boots barely hit the deck before you were assigned a mission to break up a spy ring. However, through a chain of extraordinary events, you not only smashed the spy ring apart, but also managed to capture an Imperial u-boat (mostly) intact, and figh off an Imperial amphibious invasion by defeating their leader, Belkan Knight Sir Fleisher.You then moved on to Ustio, where you helped the beleaguered defenders fend off an Imperial offensive and stage a counterattack. While there, you also took care of a personal mission for Qyburn, got a new weapon called the Buzzbomb, recruited some new squad members, and helped Isolde regain her honor by defeating the Knight leading the Imperial forces in the area, breaking the back of the Imperial offensive.You then celebrated The Feast of All Saints, giving everybody some presents to strengthen your bonds with them. You then headed back to Gallia, only to find out the civil war hasn't been going well for the Loyalists. Things are desperate enough that they've hired you to participate in an upcoming mission.You've also visited your old castle to find that your exiled grandmother had returned, and is trying to get the place back up and running with the help of some Darcsen refugees. You then rescued Cordelia from the GRA.Unfortunately, during the mission, your XO Sam, who had earlier expressed romantic interest in you, took a near fatal hit. Her near death experience has prompted her to openly confess her feelings for you.(cont)
>>25784182>Play as JagerWhen I was reading through the archive yesterday at work I almost screamed when Sam got hurt. Let's get this done. Also:>12:13 thread start>I have work then an 8 hour drive tomorrowI want to get off Merc's wild ride
>25784496You think you can get off Mr. Merc's Wild Ride?That's adorable.
>>25784182>>Play a side chapter.side chapter time
>>25784484Fortunately for you, the hospital room is completely empty except for you two, meaning nobody else has overheard Sam's outburst. But the lack of people also makes the room deathly silent. You just stare in shock at Sam, whose face is still crimson red, but with a very doggedly determined expression which tells you she's not joking or pulling your leg. She's dead fucking serious about this. You don't think giving her a half assed answer like you did at the boardwalk would satisfy her this time. You... you're not sure what to do.>Yes>Fuck yes>No>Oh hell naw!>Other
>>25784621>>NoSo it begins...
And so it begins>Fuck yes
>>25784621>YesI want some character development from Jager. I also want Sam.
>>25784621Yes, but she should be aware that Jager is a complete fucking mess right now when it comes to romance.
>>25784621>NoNot fair to let her have that baggage.
>>25784621>NoThis is going to be painful
>>25784621>>Fuck YesDice god forgive me for what I must do to make Jager be able to move on and stand on his own two feet again.
>>25784621>Yes, verging towards fuck yesHOWEVER, make it readily apparent that Jager's not wholly sorted out over the Karla thing, so it won't be a perfect ride
>>25784621>Yes.A million times.
>>25784621>>Nowaifu war time woo...
>>25784621Gotta say yes. I just like Sam more.
>>25784621>YesThough I at least want to bring up that Karla is still a problem and that there is a lot to work through. Sam deserves more then a maybe and for Jager to try.
>>25784669It'd be far better than waiting god knows how long before meeting Karla>>25784621>Yes
>>25784621"Give me twenty-four hours to sort this out in my head... I just... I really need to think about this. Twenty-four hours and I'll give you a yes or no. No more maybes, yes or no. But I need to figure it out first..."Eh. I want to talk to people...If that fails to get any support. My vote would go to...>Yes
>>25784621>>Noinb4 samefag, samefag everywhere
>>25784621>Yes>Fuck yes>If I stop saying yes my latent emotional trauma is going to hit me like a freight train
>>25784621>>YesI can't turn down that face.
>>25784621>No"Sam, I'd love to, but isn't fair to you, nor fair to me. Not until I can honestly say I'm not in love with Karla anymore.">>25784686>waiting god knows how longAccording to the previous thread we've got two more jobs before heading to The Round Table. So a couple threads tops.
>>25784686>It'd be far better than waiting god knows how long before meeting KarlaI agree, that's why I voted yes. I just don't think it'd be fair to the girl to make her think it'd be all sunshine and rainbowsIt's a bit sad to admit that watching the votes come in is leaving me on the edge of my seat
>>25784621>NoSam, I'm sorry. I need closure.
>>25784621>YesSam is best girl. I just want to live in our a castle with her and watch our children play with our giant bear of a dog.
>>25784621Tell the girl we need some time. Then afterwards.>Yes
>>25784621>No."It's not that I don't like you. God knows you're the best friend I’ve ever met, but I still need to find Karla. It's stupid and futile and I know it, but I can't just wipe away the past like this. I'm sorry, Sam."
>>25784719more like 4-6 as each job tends to take 2-4 threads
>Fuck yesBut - "Sam I'm not perfect..." we got to let her know that we struggle with the Shadow of our past
>>25784621>No>>25784736Don't be a bitch either rip the band aid off or live with it
>>25784621>YesDammit Sam. You know full well that our options are. >Say yes>Kick puppy>Be a noncommittal dick
>>25784621>>YesI can't believe I managed to catch this in time for the vote.
Guys, as it is now we're just gonna hurt her.Jager's still got some sort of messed up shit with Karla that he has to put a stop to, before he's good for a future, healthy relationship. As it is right now, she'd just be a rebound hookup, and those never last.
>>25784621As much as it pains me to do this...>I'm sorry, Sam...
So many people saying 'yes'.
>>25784621>>NoI wish it didnt come to this
Crap, if we say Fuck Yes, does that mean we'll be doing things with her... in the infirmary?
>Setting up Sam for more pain with false hope and disappointment.Im oddly ok with this. Jager is in no way complete. He's gonna let the poor girl down hard.And it'll be all the more tragic this way.
>>25784621>Yes.Ugh... I just want Jager to start down the path of removing himself from his past really. I'm not saying we don't get answers from Karla but I just want start down the path burying his past. This whole 'I'm stuck in past and nothing will stop it' is... old.
>>25784621Sweet mother of god. 34 replies in about 3 minutes?
>>25784769I disagree. I think Jager needs someone else in his life to focus on so he can stop obsessing over past so much.
>>25784621>Fuck yesHA HA, MORE FUEL TO THE FIRE
>>25784621>Yes>>257847690/10 your karlafag is showing.
Perhaps we should cut off the voting now?
>>25784621Yes. But maybe hold off on dates til after the Karla question.
>>25784769I want Jager to make an attempt at putting things behind him. I want him to try and build a future. A relationship at this stage isn't going to be perfect, but we finally get some development on Jager's character regarding the situation and we can work from there.
STOPPING THE VOTE
>>25784806MCs call. I just hope he'll make post when he's called it.
>>25784787Shipping be serious business--no matter if it's on /a/, /co/, /vg/, /tg/, or tumblr.
>>25784806After only 47 votes? Surely there must be more Tuesday readers who haven't found this thread yet.
>>25784769Most of these people don't seem to realize that and instead are thinking omg my waifu winning. Personally I think we need closure before saying yes. Sam I a cute girl and Karla betrayed him, but they grew up together and were going to get married. A lot of people forgot that I think.and before you guys ask Heloise and Jager was my choice...
>>25784769Sam knows how messed up Jager is better than anybody. Hell, probably better than Jager does.She also knows, thanks to this last battle, that either of them could take an unlucky bullet and die at any moment. When you die, or lose someone close to you, you don't want a bunch of "what ifs" to be the only thing on your mind.
>>25784841>implying it's not the other way around.
>>25784802>thinks we should fix our shit before entering into a relationship with bestgirl, rather than fix hurting her>herpderpkarlafagDude, I WANT Sam, but I want it AFTER we've had the chance to make it genuinely be OVER with Karla, to tell her that we're done, that no matter her reasons we can't spend the rest of our life with her, even if we wish we could. That way we don't do something dickish to Sam like calling her Karla in an intimate moment.>>25784848>She also knows, thanks to this last battle, that either of them could take an unlucky bullet and die at any momentRelationships that are the result of "we could die any time" are not actually all that stable and usually end in flames.
>>25784841Saying No would have been the harsh kind way. It also, importantly doesn't cut out the chance of saying yes later down the road.Now everyone is getting hurt. And if we hurt Sam after this, no way in hell the relationship will be repairable.
>>25784621>Tell her he will make it offical after he gets though with his past.
>>25784876I also think Jager wants to wait until after he sorts things out. But Sam wants Jager to stop being a non-committal bitch and give him a straight-faced yes or no answer, and sometimes you have to compromise your plan and just go with the flow.
>>25784876delaying it would only make it worse as until this point he's been in a mental quagmire of indecisiveness as he's torn over just WHY he's after her.
>>25784891HELOISE END IN SIGHT!Uh I mean HELOISE END CONFIRMED FOR BRAWLI'm no good with this shit what I meant to say wasALL ABOARD THE REJOICE TRAIN!
>>25784891Saying yes is trying to move on, MC even basically confirmed that. I don't think everything is going to perfect for the two, at least not until Karla is put completely behind. Saying no here with that in mind is just another "maybe later" and I want Jager to finally take a stand on what he wants to get out of this mess instead of being a confused ball of anger.
/tg/ is pretty bad at this romance thing.
>>25784933Sure but... you know going with the flow and atmosphere sometimes also means that theres really nothing of substance underneath if you're so easily influenced.Like a kid accepting a confession and going out with a girl just because, why not. Doesn't end well or last long.
>>25784994Key word, unfortunately, is trying.
>>25784841I was originally a Karlafag, but seeing Sam almost bite it on Sunday/Monday (while at work) hit a little disturbingly close to home. I can't put it into words very well, but I think Jager coming to terms with his past and moving on will be greatly aided if he's not constantly fighting a solo battle against the "hulk out and punch a straight line to Karla" instinct. Not expertly worded, but I think IC Jager realizes/realized that he can't just be all wishy-washy about it.
>>25785009You are 100% right, but if there is nothing of substance between Sam and Jager then my name is Queen Elizabeth The Second.
>>25785025If you don't try you can never succeed.
>>25785003Indeed it is.
>>25785009I don't think it's going with the flow, though. There's been plenty of build up to this, it's not just "we can die tomorrow, 'Carpe Diem'!">>25785025Trying doesn't mean failing. By that argument we'd just be trying to put this off until we deal with Karla and we could just fail to live through the confrontation, or fail to actually move on.
>>25785055I know you meant that as a joke but when you have parents that name twins: "Fish and Chips" or another kid "No. 5 bus stop"... sometimes you wonder.
>>25785076>we can die tomorrow, 'Carpe Diem'!Not to nitpick but why not just say "Carpe Diem Memento Mori?' Polite sage of wildly off-topic
Rolled 20>>25784933>>25784994I'll try to use a metaphor for this. Jager is an alcoholic. And he is downright NASTY when he's drunk. And he knows this. And he doesn't want to put Sam through that, so he promises her he's going to get help and sober up, and that they can be together once that happens, but not before, because he doesn't want to hurt her.
>>25785063My personal choice is to honestly not get into any romantic relationships at all.If we do get romantic we should leave it until after we're done dealing with everything.
>>25785137Same here. Romance, I've found, tends to make the entire game go to shit.
>>25785137I actually kind of liked this romance between Sam because it actually got some gradual build up and came off a bit naturally, plus it also provided a good moment to give some character development to Jager. Admittedly, /tg/ basically pulled this off mostly on accident, so /tg/ sucking at romance still stands, but hey.
>>25785131That metaphor would work only if you cut out the "downright NASTY" part because Sam is in no way shape or form in danger of being on the receiving end of Jager's Holy Wrath™.
>>25785119I know of someone who was named after toilet paper.Parents be crazy.
>>25785131This is a good analogy, but to continue with the theme: Sam also knows that we're an alcoholic (to some degree). She was originally content with waiting for us to get help, but nearly biting the bullet in a disturbingly literal sense has made her realize that she doesn't want to wait for "maybe sometime down the line this'll all get fixed"
>>25785131Why can't he get help from her? Sam has been a reliable and understanding person through this whole quest and she knows this is hard for him, she isn't the type to not help him through this.
>>25785279Side Quest unlocked: Sam goes to Al-Anon
Rolled 16>>25785153>Romance, I've found, tends to make the entire game go to shit.Let's be honest, it IS doing that already. While I like Sam a lot (I'll admit, I am a Samfag), early in the quest Karla served the convenient role of preventing any waifu wars like we're in now from happening.>>25785191No, but he is in danger of her hurting her anyway. I mean, imagine that they get together, and while he's asleep in her arms after their first night, he remembers his first time with Karla. He wakes up the next morning, and in the haze of having just woken up, he calls Sam "Karla". He immediately snaps fully awake, realizes what he did, and he tries to apologize, but he still just called her by the name of the woman who killed his family and burned his home. That's a pretty low blow. Now while I don't doubt that Sam will understand, and come around if that were to happen, I don't want her getting hurt like that at all if we can dodge it.>>25785279>>25785285Good point, and it gave me an idea.Maybe a promise that yes, they are together, but with an understanding that they can't "be together" in the sexual sense until Jager gets his shit straight, so he can be sure that he's making love to Sam, and Sam alone, rather than using Sam as a stand-in for Karla.
>>25785451>early in the quest Karla served the convenient role of preventing any waifu wars like we're in now from happening.Talk about selective memory, some people were already thinking about going for a girl who didn't burn Jager's castle to the ground.
Near death experiences lead to romance. This happened with the sniper fighter between Alek and Elsa. If Heloise wants a boyfriend before this quest is over she's gonna need to see more action.
>>25785451>Maybe a promise that yes, they are together, but with an understanding that they can't "be together" in the sexual sense until Jager gets his shit straight, so he can be sure that he's making love to Sam, and Sam alone, rather than using Sam as a stand-in for Karla.This is why I voted "yes, but warn her..." or something along those lines. So long as Sam is okay with it (it seems a bit of a cop-out relationship-wise, and she's probably had enough of that) it makes a whole lot of sense
>>25785451I agree with a lot of what you say with the exception of sex being the 'togetherness threshold', but could you please stop rolling? Your luck seems to be that of the devil, and I think we could stand to keep it in reserve.
>>25785451This is a quest about a guy who was betrayed by his fiance. Let's be honest, romance is basically built in to the story. This was going to happen in someway and the way I see it, this was the moment that defined who Jager is going to be when confronting Karla.
>>25785451I can see it now.Ok give me a roll for your "night with Sam. 1D20">1>1>1"KARLA!!!! OH GOD YEAH THAT FELT GOOD! So how was it for you Sam? Sam? Sam?"
>>25785451>imagine, assumptions, what ifSam already understands that he has some serious baggage, and she wants to be with him anyway.I agree that they should take it slowly and carefully until Jager has sorted himself out, though.
>>25785527>could you please stop rollingSorry, keep forgetting to turn my dice off. I'm posting in multiple threads from work, so I'm using the in-line extension instead of 4chanx and it keeps turning on dice in all my tabs any time I roll them in one.
>>25785568"I... don't actually know why I thought this was a good idea. Sorry for wasting your time, I'll show myself out."
>>25784621It takes you several agonizingly long seconds to tr and articulate an answer. Deep down, you sort of suspected this would happen some day, but you never wanted to admit it. Ever since you first met her, Sam had been nothing short of amazing. You're sure that any other man would've jumped at a chance to hook up with Sam, you included, but why were you so hesitant?And then it hit you like an icy fist to the gut.Karla.A part of you had never stopped loving and pining for her, even after all the horrible things she did to you and your family. But... that part of you was doomed to fail. It was chasing a shadow of Kalra, a cheap imitation built from your childhood memories of her. That sweet girl you used to know didn't exist any more. Replaced with that monster wearing her skin.Even though you haven't seen her for two years, she was still dictating your life from within your tormented heart. Well no more.You don't know what changed her so, but you are going to damn well find out.With Sam at your side."Yes, Sam." You smile, as if a great weight had been lifted from your shoulders. "I don't know if it'll work, but I will sure as hell try.""R-really?""Congratulations, Sam, you just got promoted." You grin nervously clasping her hand in yours. "To the rank of girlfriend.""T-that's so freaking c-corny..." Sam laughs, tears in her eyes.You start laughing too until another cold realization hits you. What would happen if anybody else found out about this?!>We got to keep this secret...>I think there are a few people we can trust with this...>Fuck it, just tell everybody.>Other
>>25785589I don't think she really does understand the baggage
>>25785607>>I think there are a few people we can trust with this...
>>25785607>OtherJust... just kiss the girl.
Rolled 19>>25785607>I think there are a few people we can trust with this...Hue.
>>25785607>>OtherKiss each other. Don't have sex... Yet
>>25785607>>Fuck it, just tell everybody.
>>25785607>I think there are a few people we can trust with this...At least Grandma and her dad.
>>25785607>>Fuck it, just tell everybody.As funny as the dancing about shenanigans might be, being out in the open would be a fuck ton easier. And it seems to be more like Stormfuhrer.
>>25785607>Fuck it, just tell everybody.We can trust the Demons.
>>25785607>>I think there are a few people we can trust with this...Such as Elizabeth or at least make sure she doesn't say a thing. Odds are she already knows.
>>25785628this then>Fuck it, just tell everybody.Unless we literally only tell Tarin and Elizabeth (and maybe Ramirez and Julia), everyone will eventually know anyways
>>25785607>Fuck it, just tell everybody>Other - Just kiss the girl already!They'll figure it out, they ain't stupid. Dammit /tg/.
>>25785607>I think there are a few people we can trust with this...
>>25785607>I think there are a few people we can trust with this...Plenty of people seem to be assuming it anyway.
>>25785675I'm picking it because it's a bit in-character for Jager. He is not a guy completely comfortable with romance.
The squad's only answer can be "You weren't already?"
So, I followed this quest pretty early on. Up to the point where you captured the spies in the cave but I sort of lost track of it. Is there a place where all of these characters that have been introduced are listed?
>>25785715Or "saw it coming" or "about time."
>>25785557/tg/ dice aren't truly random though. They take numerous factors of your post into account. So individual posters really CAN have weird luck.>>25785607>We got to keep this secret...Fraternization between a CO and his XO is a no-no for numerous reasons, and while we may be mercs, we should still make a token effort to keep it secret.>>25785646Wasn't me this time.
>>25785726There's...usually a pastebin, but occasionally Merc cannot into it
>>25785738and bets losing (and thus money changing hands)
>>25785726Yes there is just... MC forgot to post the pastebin this time...
>few people we can trustDon't want her to become targeted. Must protect
>>25785749I can see it now:>Jager and Sam all blushy and embarrassed>admit it to squad>people start handing money over>Jager, embarrassed, yells: "COMPANY SLUSH FUND! COMPANY SLUSH FUND!"
>>25785745Eh, we've already got an imperial defector banging our sniper.I don't think the Demons are that hung up on inter-squad relations, to be honest.
Rolled 2>>25785771Shes one of two lancers.Of course shes going to be targetted.
>>25785788>http://pastebin.com/t7083HCY>expires: NeverAbout damn time.
>>25785607Ask her. "Sam, I don't think that we'll be able to keep this hidden, and a good percentage of them probably already assume we're going out, so what do you want to do?I'm for just telling the Demons and not making a big deal of it, they're pretty much family, but if you want to try to keep this quiet I'll do what I can to make that happen."
>>25785607Well. That was a quick write off. Hope it doesn't mean Karla changes personality to vindictive, I wanna see the look of resignation on her face when she finds us with Sam.>Hug her and ruffle her hair.
>>25785745>/tg/ dice aren't truly random though. They take numerous factors of your post into account. So individual posters really CAN have weird luck.While that could certainly be true, unless those previous factors include the outcome of previous rolls--which I highly doubt they do--the Gambler's Fallacy stands.
>>25785797Waiting for epic showdown... Sam vs. Karla
>>25785846catfight? With swords and explosion?
Rolled 7>>25785865Duel..With clothes.The one who is fully naked loses.
>>25785865How about, all three? Pistols first, then sabres, then hand to hand.
Karla won't know until the confrontation.Even if it's an "open secret" among the Demons, it doesn't mean that everyone else will suddenly know about it.
>>25785821You don't get it do you? You know you've gotta kiss the girl.
As an avowed Karlafag, I eagerly await the final confrontation where recriminations and words sharper than any blade are thrown around to the backdrop of our final sabre duel, while this is playing. http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=VQzgI6xJEH0&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVQzgI6xJEH0"You knew it had to end this way, Jager..."
>>25785879I can't help but imagine Karla challenges her to a duel with any weapon and Sam brings her anti-armor Lance (a good way of fighting armored techs and their offshoots; let's see those shields tank explosives!)
>>25785791Yeah, but when you're The Big Man, there's an extra level on top of it, relating to the nature of your interaction with your troops, and the nature of interaction with a lover, combined with the disparity of power involved, and a bunch of other factors. Fraternization regs actually do have a purpose.>>25785821Personally I find myself hoping Karla accepts it, but slams Sam up against the wall, knife at her throat, and pulls some threat along the lines of "If you ever hurt him, I will hunt you down and gut you. He's already had his heart torn out once, he doesn't need that again. Not ever. So you be better to him than I was. You be better to him than any woman ever was to any man in the history of Europa. He deserves that much."
>>25785947Maybe Sam uses her lance as a melee weapon.
>>25785821My theory is that Karla's plan is going to try and make a pact with Gallia, probably through marriage with Jager, with the idea being that it's something he can't refuse for the sake of his country, since Gallia is weak from the civil war and Belka would be an invaluable ally for it's intel on the Imperials. Jager will be forced to choose between his country and his love just like she was and will come out the better man. Kind of puts a sad look on their whole relationship, though. It started as a political arrangement, it ended from another political arrangement, and she tries to get it back with another political arrangement.
Rolled 2>>25785972And then Karla was a Belkan Vulkur Knight.>MY HUES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
>>25785956>"If you ever hurt him, I will hunt you down and gut you. He's already had his heart torn out once, he doesn't need that again. Not ever. So you be better to him than I was. You be better to him than any woman ever was to any man in the history of Europa. He deserves that much."This would bring a manly tear to my eye.Also, how old is Jager?
>>25785972We should get her something that can socket into the lance and turn it into a polearm for melee combat. And can also be fired.
>>25785871Image updated for memetic humor value. Those thousand hours in the Hyperbolic MSPaint Chamber were worth it.
>>25785956Sans the physical threats, that's what I'm hoping for. Karla's proven to be pretty mature, so it's not unlikely.In the end, I just want to see Karla's overly optimistic hope that she and Jager could get together again get crushed.
>>25785817Asking Sam what she wants is actually a good idea. I like this
>>25786043You sir, are a sadistic man.
>>25786043And then Sir Erik Schnee (Master Diplomat and Friend To All Living Things) is there for her, the same way Sam was there for Jager?
>>25785817Well it's probably too late by now, but we should ask her for her opinion, this isn't us commanding her, it's about both of us and that means seeing what she wants.
>>25786079That thought has popped up in my mind before, and I find iit hillarious every time.
It's gonna be funny watching the Matt+Artya and Jager+Sam "so...we're dating now" fiasco
Rolled 3>>25786043>Implying Karla's the only one who might get hurt.I'll gladly see the story go either way.
>>25786062I play a character whose sole purpose in life is trying to return to her father, only to find that he's actively trying to kill her.Shutting the door on a relationship Karla already knew was doomed is smalltime.
>>25786079I'm cool with this. He's pretty much shown the same undying loyalty to Karla that Sam has shown for Jager even if he's been a lot louder about it.
>>25785607>>I think there are a few people we can trust with this...Wouldn't want a rep of dating a squad mate.
>>25786110>I play a character whose sole purpose in life is trying to return to her father, only to find that he's actively trying to kill her.AdEva?>>25786122>even if he's been a lot louder about it.Let's be honest, he's like our own personal Sleggar Law. He's only been in a few threads, but he's a total badass, and we fuckin' love him.
>>25786158>we fuckin' love him.That's your opinion, and you're welcome to it.But not everyone agrees with you.
>>25786158>he's like our own personal Sleggar LawNO! GOD NO! That means he's DOOMED! The only way he could be MORE doomed is if Karla made him pineapple salad and he ate it!
>>25786178Hey he makes a good foil for her stonefaced personality.. Big angry knights can love too.
>>25785607Ah, fuck it. The way things go around here, everybody was going to find out anyways. Might as well straight up tell them than have it filtered through the rumor mill.But first...You kneel down beside the bed and give Sam the longest, most passionate kiss you can manage. It's been so long you were honestly a bit afraid you would forget how to. But, if anything was wrong, Sam didn't complain."W-wow." Sam blinks. "Y-you're really good at kissing!""Well, a young noble has to learn how to kiss lots of ass at some point." You joke, not quite having the heart to tell her that you had plenty of practice with Karla in days long past."I can imagine." Sam laughs."So, you feel up to walking?" You ask."What about the doctor?" "Sam, since when did we ever listen to doctors?""That's a good point." Sam starts sliding out of her bed, stumbling and using your shoulder as a makeshift crutch."You okay?""Y-yeah. I'm fine." Sam nods. "Just let me change into my regular clothes."You instinctively turn away as she begins pulling off her hospital shirt, and Sam laughs. "Come on, Jager, we're a couple now. It's fine if you look."Crap, this was going to take a lot of getting used to. Fortunately for you sense of modesty, most of Sam's chest was still covered in bandages, though you've been told that thanks to your quick application of ragnaid, her injuries had healed very well. There probably wouldn't even be any scarring.After that little episode, you help Sam down to the yard outside the hospital, where the rest of the Demons are milling about, waiting for news. You see their expression brighten as you approach with Sam."So... I got a bit of news." You say. "Obviously, you see that Sam is awake and totally fine."Everybody cheers."And... um... I'm not quite sure how to put this... but we're also a couple now."And to your mild annoyance, nobody seems surprised at all. "IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!" Julia yells from the hatch of her tank.(cont)
>>25786215I fully approve of the picture.
>>25786215>"IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!" Julia yells from the hatch of her tank.Julia I love you.
>>25786215>"IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!" Julia yells from the hatch of her tank."So how much you make, Julia?"
>>25786215In the background, you can see Brillant sighing and handing a huge wad of ducats over to a smug Ramirez. In fact, you see a LOT of ducats switching hands among your squad. You're going to have to do something about that.>Bah, let them have their fun.>THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND DONATIONS TO THE STURMFUHRER ESTATE.>Other
>>25786215>"And... um... I'm not quite sure how to put this... but we're also a couple now.">And to your mild annoyance, nobody seems surprised at all. >"IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!" Julia yells from the hatch of her tank.Our squad is awesome
>>25786278She is kind of the sexy older lady... but yeah, it was well said
>>25786215>"IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!" Julia yells from the hatch of her tank.This made me laugh
>>25786299>>THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND DONATIONS TO THE STURMFUHRER ESTATE.just because
>>25786299>Bah, let them have their fun.Bah. We got the girl. They have the dosh.
>>25786215>There probably wouldn't even be any scarring.I know this makes me weird, but I'm actually saddened by this. I'm a sucker for the whole "Two badass warriors/lovers compare scars in a strangely tender moment." thing.And if we're Westley and Sam's Buttercup, then who's Inigo? Fezzik? Vezzini?>>25786299>THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND DONATIONS TO THE STURMFUHRER ESTATE
Rolled 8>>25786299>>Bah, let them have their fun.
>>25786299>>Bah, let them have their fun.
>>25786299>THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND DONATIONS TO THE STURMFUHRER ESTATE.
>>25786299>THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND DONATIONS TO THE STURMFUHRER ESTATE.SLUSH FUND! SLUSH FUND!
>>25786299>THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND DONATIONS TO THE STURMFUHRER ESTATE.I can go either way but this seems more fun.
>>25786299>THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND DONATIONS TO THE STURMFUHRER ESTATE.It will also go to Sam's get well present.
>"IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!" Julia yells from the hatch of her tank.>In the background, you can see Brillant sighing and handing a huge wad of ducats over to a smug Ramirez. In fact, you see a LOT of ducats switching hands among your squad. You're going to have to do something about that.Let's face it -- this is in no way whatsoever a surprise...>>25786299>Bah, let them have their fun.
>>25786299>Bah, let them have their fun.Goddammit guys, you're awesome.
>>25786348as an addenum to this, joke around for a bit, but let them know after a little that we're kidding
>>25786332Ramirez. All of them.
>>25786299>Bah, let them have their fun.Oh come on we all knew this was coming. The question is... how much did everyone lose/make?
>>25786299>>Bah, let them have their fun. If they pull this stuff next time relationship related, different story.
>>25786299>THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND DONATIONS TO THE STURMFUHRER ESTATE."Fuck! I should have gotten in on this betting action earlier and taken a percentage. But I suppose I can just do that now. 20% of your winnings on this, they're going to my house now."
>>25786299>THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND DONATIONS TO THE STURMFUHRER ESTATE.All the HUE.
>>25786299>>THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND DONATIONS TO THE STURMFUHRER ESTATE.He's probably just joking, but still, we have to get back at them SOMEHOW.
>>25786389So does that mean when we retire we're gonna leave him in command of the Demons. "You'd make a wonderful Knight Puncher." and all?
Why haven't we told Sam that Matt and Artya are fine yet? Let's make a great day for her even better.
Who do you think Ramirez is fucking? Riddle me that /tag/
>>25786440>Ramirez>in chargeThat thought scares me a lot...
>>25786467His government issued, blinged out, ever reliable rifle.
>>25786467Well, he stuck up for Heloise at the bar in Ustio, so maybe her eventually?
>>25786158Magical burst, AdEva is the base commander's expendable neospartan daughter.>>25785988Sad is good. And there's always the "consort" fallback plan.
Rolled 3>>25786466To the todo.We also should assign a weapon to Elsa.Think her probation period is over.
>>25786299>THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND DONATIONS TO THE STURMFUHRER ESTATE.And then pool all the cash so the entire gang can get smashed in a pub crawl.
>>25786467Julia. She's the only one who can match his experience. "Ramirez do everything" takes on a new ring, don't it
>>25786467Well he is Spanish so I wager all the females in every town we visit.~But anon thats stereotyping~It exist for a reason kid.
>>25786467I thing that setting him up with Helloise would be good.Together they could take out an entire enemy regiment with nothing but a bag of chips, some string, three paperclips, and a half empty bucket of paint. Also, Helloise needs someone reliable and Ramirez is about the most reliable guy you can find.
Can't believe the events of the VC2 timeline are ending so soon. I wonder what mission we're going to undertake after celebrating?
>>25786487Eh, he has the most experience in Mercenary work out of everyone and he actually aligns with Jager's style on a lot of things.
>>25786522>setting upMuch as I like the idea, I don't see Jager playing matchmaker...much less Merc actually allowing it to happen. Much as PF feasted upon our tears, I think Merc feasts upon the whiplash and "unexpected developments"...along with the critfails
Rolled 79>>25786299Thank you for donating to the Wedding fund!!!might aswell troll them all a little
>>25786503That's pretty hot... I was going to say Tarin because "badasses"
>>25786550It might happen anyways without our intervention.
>>25786550And chain crits preceding crit fails. Don't forget those.
Um, to clarify... How serious are the people going with the "Thank you for donating, etc" option?Because I'm seeing some people go with a "Hey, let's only joke about this", and a person or two going "We should take a small cut since we could've bet ourselves" and yet another going "We take their money! ... and use it to pay for a party! yay!" etc
>>25786567well, that'd be fine. I just don't see intervention serving any constructive purpose
>>25786522>Good guy Ramirez
>>25786550I remember what happened on our sub with Elsa and Alek... Good times were had.
>>25786585I'm thinking the same thing. 'Tis only just a jest.
>>25786585So long as it gets back to them in some form I'm okay with it. Taking money from them doesn't seem IC for Jager, but hosting a giant dinner+bar-crawl celebration or saying "just kidding!" would be a perfect bit of light trolling
>>25786585I'm honestly expecting the squad to try and get Sam to convince Jager out of it or for Sam to do it herself and get some adorable banter going that makes the rest of the squad jeer at us.
>>25786585I see it as a joke.It's their money, they can make bets all they want, even if it happened to be about Jager/Sam.
Rolled 7>>25786299>>THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND DONATIONS TO THE STURMFUHRER ESTATE....I'm just fucking with you.
I wonder if Jager's Imp hater perk is going to change like Alek's loner one did now that he's put some of this thing behind him.
>>25786299"THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND DONATIONS TO THE STURMFUHRER ESTATE!" You bellow out in your best command voice, causing all of your assembled squad members to stop and pale in fear. "This would make an excellent start for our wedding fund!"And you smile stupidly as the rest of your squad blanches, while Sam turns crimson red again."Nah, I'm just fucking with you. The Sturmfuhrer fund means DRINKS ARE ON ME!"Well, that certainly got them all happy, and you all move off to look for any open bars. With the liberation of Randgriz, many of the inhabitants were slowly starting to return and open up their businesses. Well, if you couldn't find an open bar, you figure you could just break into one and leave the money behind as compensation."So... was there any news of Matt and Artya while I was out?" Sam asks nervously."Ah, yeah. Your dad finally made contact with Lanseal. Matt and Artya are both fine ,and are in fact raising all kinds of hell against the GRA down there.""That's good to hear!" Sam breathes a sigh of relief. "One more thing off my chest!"Fortunately, you DO find an open bar, which is already nearly filled to the brim with Gallian troops who had participated in the liberation of Randgriz. Well... it was a bit crowded, but it would do.>roll 1d20
Rolled 11>>25786776HAHA.CRIT FAIL
>>25786802Looks like the 1's are being balanced out.
We are going to run into Sam's dad and this is going to be so awkward.
Rolled 9>>25786814not when it matters
>>25786823Howso? We're both grown-ups. More awkward will be running into Matt and Artya again
Hey, is anyone else getting some weird lag from 4chan?sage for offtopic
>>25786865yea>which artyslythis bodes well, captcha
>>25786865It's been hiccuping all day.
>>25786795You enter the bar, which is a flurry of rowdy singing and drinking as Gallian troops celebrate their first major victory against the GRA in a long time. The bartender looks up, wondering how many more troops have decided to charge their way into his establishment, when his eyes widen."Hey.... hey you!" He points at you."Yeah?" You ask?"Y-you're the Demons, right? The Demons of Randriz?"At that, the whole bar turns silent as everybody turns to look at you.>I think you might have confused us for someone else.>You're goddamn right we are.>Other
Looking back at what Karla has done is... sobering. She was forced to choose between her people and the man she loved, and in the end the needs of the many outweighed her own personal happiness. I think that every day she's reminded of her choice, when she sees her men fencing, when someone makes a joke, all the little day to day things that remind her of what she had to give up. Its... unhinged her a bit, and a small, manic part of her is desperately trying to get back to her "one true love". Her crazy plan was hatched by that small part of her mind that desperately want to hold Jager again, to see him smile and listen to him whisper sweet nothings into hair as they clutch each other. When she gets word of our relationship with Sam, it will break her.
>>25786890>>You're goddamn right we are.
>>25786890>>You're goddamn right we are.bring it, whatever it is.
>>25786890>You're goddamn right we are.
Rolled 3>>25786890>>OtherYeah, that's right.
>>25786890>You're goddamn right we are.... Can you say, free drinks for the rest of the night?
>>25786890>"In the goddamned flesh."
>>25786900While Yuno is great and all, I think School Days would be a little more appropriate for this situation.
>>25786562>I was going to say Tarin because "badasses">Ramirez knocks up The BossTheir child would be the sacred fusion of Sam Becker, Solid Snake, and B.J. Blackowicz. SHIP IT!>>25786855We're both military men. He KNOWS the one thing military men fixate on during deployment is getting back and fucking everything they can find that is to their sexual preferences. He will automatically assume that we are making his daughter purr like a Type-36 Medium. Which means we are going to get the "Now I know for a fact that you're gonna treat my daughter right." conversation.>>25786890>You're goddamn right we are.>>25786900If it breaks her, I think it'll be pure despair. Like, suicidal, "I can't live with it anymore, I just want the pain to stop." despair.
>>25786890>You're goddamn right we areFree drinks or a bar fight, both of these are good
>>25786890>You're goddamn right we are.We didn't do anything to piss the Gallian soldiers off, right? They should like us, right?
>>25786890>>You're goddamn right we are."What of it?"
>>25786890>You're goddamn right we are.>>25786900I know. It's a bit sad, but I think this is an important step for Jager. Maybe Karla too...>>25786958Sam's been telling her father how great and reliable, if a little bit loony we are for the better part of at least a year now. If anything, I think he'll just give us a palm-crushing handshake, with all it implies
>>25786890>You're goddamn right we are.The Demons hide from no one! (Except Sam that time they messed with the paperwork as a joke...)
>>25786995We fucking saved the Archduches, unless they're going to whine about us blowing up the gate to the castle then I doubt it.
>>25787004Every girl tells her dad how great her new boyfriend is. He's still a shitbird until he passes the Trials of Manhood. Which, I hope, means going on a hunt with him.
>>25786958What's funny is that because of REASONS, I already have concepts for kids planned out.
>>25786890>You're goddamn right we areThis either means free drinks or a bar fight.
>>25787095So a Win-Win situation, then.
>>25786958>Ramirez / Tarin They'd make a great Dread Pirate Roberts
>>25786890"You're goddamn right we are." You say with all the confidence in the world."Hey! The bartender grins. "Everybody these are the guys who saved the Archduchess, and more importantly, my daughter, from the GRA! Let's show em how we thank people in Randgriz!"And then you found out that you'll never have to pay for another drink again in Randgriz for the rest of your life.So... celebrations are in full swing. Anybody you want to hang with in particular?>Free choice!
>>25787061Yea, but they usually don't spend time gushing about us while we're nothing but a friend/commander
>>25787140Hmmm... can we just say make the rounds around the squad? Check base with everyone...
>>25787140Sam. Is it really a choice?
>>25787095Speaking of bar-fights, is the Vergeltung crew joining us? Because I'm sure they'll want in on the drinking and/or fighting.
>>25787140Day just keeps getting better.Also, Sam of course. Maybe make that time back in Albion more than a prank...
>>25787140Elizabeth, we couldn't have done it without her.
>>25787140>Sam first and foremostthen, iunno...thank Ramirez for his confidence?
>>25787140>HeloiseALEK GOT SOMEONEWE GOT SOMEONESAM GOT SOMEONETHIS GIRL?SHE IS GETTING SOMEONE TONIGHT
>>25787140How many people can we see during the party? It's been a while since we've done the rounds while getting plastered.
>>25787140With Sam, of course
>>25787076Merc Com agrees... Ramirez/Tarin babies = wonder twins!
>>25787140Sam, obviously, since they just got together. This is their first evening as an official couple.That said, nothing stops them from doing the rounds together.
>>25787205herealso, do >>25787192 for her infiltrationand congratulate Alek if he's here...dude was raining shots during our action
>>25787146We are STILL going to face The Trials of Manhood. Honor demands it. Also face time for General Wellings because he's a cool guy. And a chance to use dad's old hunting rifle.
>>25787220I've missed it. PARTY HARD Jager is best Jager.
>second for ElizabethShe was acting funny
>>25787252>AlekAgreed, man was a murdersmith during that mission.
>>25787220Depends on how well we roll. Though we have picked up a fair bit of T since last time.
>>25787303I think she just didn't want the maids to let it slip she was wearing that outfit. She was really reluctant to do it.
We're actually on a bit of a time constraint, so I'll give you 3 slots.It seems like Sam and Elizabeth are the largest consensuses, so we need a third...
>>25787343Obviously she got a taste for Miniskirt!Maid clothes during the mission and is secretly wearing it and posing in front of a mirror. Now she is trying to justify her new hobby for herself.
>>25787381Alek or Ramirez
>Garrus None of that "calibrations" bullshit
>>25787381Ramirez or Alek for me.
>>25787381>HelioseIt's become a tradition to drink something so sweet it feels like syrup in your mouth whenever we go partying.
>>25787381RAMIREZ COME AND PARTY WITH ME!USE SMOKE TO ADVANCE!
Er, Alek is probably going to be partying with Elsa now.We should pick somebody else.
>>25787440Ramirez has made so much money off of Brilliant constantly betting on us. You'd think poor Brilliant would learn eventually
>>25787453Then we drag Elsa along.For lulz.
>>25787453No no, I wanna see how Elsa reacts to news of us and Sam hooking up.
>>25787140>Kept a track of time to check when VMQ would start.>Check in a few hours later and bam its already gone aheadDaaamn son that went quickly.Oh wellWHERES BRILLANT.Poke fun at him losing money.Oh yeah here's a dream for Jager to have maybe.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM
>>25787381Alek.I admit I'm sort of curious about asking him about going berserk.And seeing what elsa thinks about it.
>>25787453Am I the only one imagining us talking to Alek while he looks kind of nervous, and then suddenly a hammered Elsa sweeps by mid-conversation and just drags him to "locations unknown"?
>>25787469>that linkGod help me, I was only fourteen.
>>25787515HE'S BEING HUNTED.
>>25787469>Oh yeah here's a dream for Jager to have maybe.>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KMWhenever i see that clip all I can think of is that Bedford freestyle...and all I get is "CONGRATULATIONS!" are you fucking kidding me?!
Garrus, I mean, Alek
>>25787515Oh please, knowing Elsa she'd take him right there on the bar. Maybe not go all the way, but he'd get hoisted up on the bar for a good snogging session.
>>25787522So were they anon...so were they
>>25787381Alek.Time to thank our murdersmith.
>>25787522Oh yeah I can't remember when I watched it, but I do remember an overwhelming sense of "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON">>25787548English dub worst dub. But it was the first result so sue me.
>>25787533"OH GOD! SHE GOT ME! HELP ME, CAPTAIN! HEEELP MEEEEE!"
>>25787381Garr...errr Alek.Wanna see Elsa's reaction to his rampage.
>>25787582nah, I wasn't complaining about the dub or anything. I just can't watch or hear it, Japanese or English, without hearing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7yWoKV1_VY
>>25787381Alek.We haven't seen any Alek/Elsa interactions since we hooked them up haven't we? I wanna see more shenanigans.
>>257876340:20.What. Stahp. Staaaahp.(Also couldn't stop thinking about that image with the black dude in a school uniform with "Nigga that's kawaii")
>>25787634Personally, I hear this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hzjuf686oA&t=01m50sPoor guy's ALWAYS gonna be Shinji in the ears of everyone ever.
>>25787381So we got Sam, Elizabeth, and Alek/ElsaOkay, so next choice...>Hang out with each separately. (what order?)>Hang out with them as a group.
>>25787701>Hang out with them as a group.
>>25787701>>Hang out with each separately. (what order?)alek then elsa and then together
>>25787701>Seperately, in that order.
>>25787701>>Hang out with them as a group.*Grins evilly*
>>25787701>Hang out with them as a group.Group hang out. Booze everywhere!
>>25787701Let's go with a group for Elizabeth and Alek/Elsa and then alone time with Sam.
>>25787701>>Hang out with each separately.Sam first. Then Elizabeth, Then alek.
>>25787701Hmm... I don't want to hang out in one big group -- it would mean that Elizabeth would be around 2 happy couples, and that might make her sad.Not sure in what exact order to hang around, though.
>>25787701>>Hang out with them as a group.We haven't done very many big group interactions haven't we?
>>25787634If I wanna listen to a dude rapping about a mecha series, I'll listen to THREE dudes rapping about one, thank you very much.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3tio5xPxmQ
>>25787701>>Hang out with each separately. (what order?)Elizabeth, Alek, Sam
>>25787701>>Hang out with them as a group.
>>25787683>>25787694for reference, the line I was referencing starts right around the 1 minute markAlso, this image?>>25787694I watched it in Japanese weaboo, I know, so it's weird to hear the english dub voice>>25787701Together for Elizabeth and Alek/Elsa, but separately for Sam
>>25787701>As a groupSo it's like we're double dating with Sam and Elsa while Elizabeth is a fifth wheel! Or maybe not, if she's still hanging out with those maids.
>>25787776>weaboo, I knowNah, I watched it dubbed when I was a kid, but I haven't watched the dub in years. Too many little things the direction missed. Not gonna derail further though.
>>25787800>Implying Elizabeth isn't always carrying Oswald with her, forever and ever
>>25787701>Hang out with each separately.Alek/Elsa.ElizabethSam.Don't want to make the rest of the demons feel as though there's an exclusive group.
>>25787800I think Elizabeth realized she's gay. The episode with the maids cemented it.
>>25787776Yep him. And yeah I heard, but the whole song. Just I don't know how to feel about that song...
>>25787839But there is, it's called "those who are getting some (plus Beta)".
>>25787701>>Hang out with them as a group.This would've been fucking EVIL if Heloise replaced Elizabeth.
>>25787751That...actually kicks ass. Bedford's done a few things for r/a/dio...far from "professional" or whateversage for offtopic
>>25787800>Implying Elizabeth isn't gay as hell for the maids
>>25787874>implying Beta doesn't have Forbidden Love™ with the Archduchess
>>25787901Hey, with maids in miniskirts, I'd be gay for them too if I were her.
>>25787701You decide to go check up on Alek first. After all, he was pretty badly wounded during that fight, and he was also acting like a freaking beast, taking out dozens of GRA guards with that monster ATR of his while on the move.You find him and Elsa together at a table, with Elsa cuddling his arm with a big smile on her face. She's... certainly gotten very friendly in a short amount of time.>Well what do you want to talk about?
>>25787941Elsa's official recruitment to the Demons.
>>25787941I'm tempted to remark about what happens when potentials are chained about all at once. Not sure if that's in world knowledge or not.
>>25787941>She's... certainly gotten very friendly in a short amount of time.With those ridiculous rolls, I'd be surprised if she hasn't.
>>25787951A love that must never be.The Archduchess and the dashing spy.Suddenly the spy is revealed to be a girl, but love will overcome all obstacles.Confirmed for Elizabeth's next book.
>>25787967Hmm, might as well do this.We should remark on his berserk state as well.
>>25787967Sounds good to me.
Rolled 18>>25787967And getting her a proper weapon.So she can kill.
>>25787941"Well. I had this whole welcome to the Demons speech planned out for you, looks like I won't be needing it.""How're you doing, Alek?"
>>25787996Which we will buy for her... again.
>>25787967Seconded.Also, congratulate Alek for being a badass.
>>25787996>A wild Heloise appears!
Rolled 11>>25788026"It is a pretty good book..."
>>25788012A second sniper would be cool, but Alek getting half her ACC and all her potentials is just too good. If she wants a chance to shoot she can use the ATR and Alek can spot.
>>25787941"Took some nasty shots back there, Alek... Doing good?"(look over at Elsa)"Yeah, scratch that. You're fine."Other than me saying welcome to the demons, Elas. How are 'things' going?"
>>25787967This, plus how much ass Alek kicked in that last battle. We should probably thank him for covering us while we said fuck cover and dashed to Sam
>>25788064>How are 'things' going for you two?
>>25788057Or we get two killy guns with the collective benefit of the rest of her ACC.Besides, I'm sure she wants to kill something at this stage.
>>25788094Who knows she might enjoy the support role, you know?
>>25787941Mention Alek's OPERATOR-ness as we were pulling out and ask Elsa if she would like to officially be part of our unit.
Rolled 3>>25788057You can spot with a sniper rifle too. We can set them up as a team of sniper/spotter alternatively or we can have them blaze away.It just helps flexibility.
>>25788113I'm sure she'll enjoy killing stuff alongside him far better.Honestly, the best use of spotting seems to be in a counter-sniper role to me.
>>25788057Depending on the situation, having two killy guns might be better than just having a single extra-killy one.She can still spot for him when the situation call for it, but she is a good soldier on her own merits. Giving her a rifle doesn't automatically mean she can't spot for Alek ever again.
>>25788154Give her a rifle so she can pop officers after Alek demolishes their staff car.
>>25788154Does she need to be a pure spotter to activate that potential? I thought it was just proximity
>>25788154And there's also the fact that the spotter is traditionally the one with the higher ACC.
>>25788132Several reasons. Have you ever fired long distance? I mean looong distance. You can barely see where your bullet hits. The spotter can spot where it does and call for corrections. Not to mention giving you range, windage, humidity, and all sorts of other useful things.Another reason is target acquisition. Two pairs of eyes are better than one.
>>25787941"So how do you like being part of the Demons, Elsa?" You ask. "How different is it from being in the Empire?""Pay's better, that's for sure." Elsa snorts. "Even their princes are notorious cheapskates. You know, I kinda like being in the Demons. Lot skilled people I can trust to watch my back, and I get to be with Alek!""Yeah, I sorta figured that." You nod. "And Alek, what was up with that whole berserker rage I saw going on there? You were like, freaking unstoppable.""Yeah... well... I've always been kinda like that." Alek frowns. "When by blood gets running I just kinda... lose it or something. It's actually kinda why I tended to avoid people... because I was scared of that happening again..""Don't be silly, you were AMAZING!" Elsa reassures him."On the battlefield or in bed?" You joke."Both!" She says without missing a beat, causing Alek to snort his drink. "So hey, you got together with Sam, right? Need any um... 'tips'?">Explain further.>Sure, why not.>No, I think I'm fine.>Other
>>25788194>>No, I think I'm fine.
Rolled 3>>25788194>Explain further.I bet Jager is a frakking virgin. Heh/
>>25788194>Sure, why not.
>>25788194>>Sure, why not.
>>25788194>Explain further.Wheres that Shirou-image
>>25788194>>Explain further.Wait a beat, realization dawning on our face.>No, I think I'm fine.
>>25788194>Explain further."And as I held Sam's hand in the hospital room I realized that these were a girls hands."
>>25788194>No, I think I'm fine.
>>25787390Well, on that note...
>>25788194>>No, I think I'm fine.We're JAGER STURMFURHRER, if anything we should be giving Alek tips.
>>25788194>>No, I think I'm fine....We're good I think.
>>25788266Oh god I can't stop laughing.
>>25788266I love you.
>>25788194>>No, I think I'm fine.INCREDIBLY AWKWARD SHIT DETECTED.
>>25788194>Explain further.>No, I think I'm fine.Pff.
>>25788194Sure why not.I really want to see where this goes.
>>25788194>No, I think I'm fine.>OtherDude wat. I need a shot
>>25788266I approve, this is just hilarious.
>>25788194But no really.>No, I think I'm fine.
>>25788266I have to clean my screen now, thank you so much'
>>25788194Try to avoid laughing, fail, start laughing our ass off. "I think I'll be fine Alek."
>>25788341Based anon>>25788266Based drawfagBased everything.
>>25788194>>Sure, why not.Never hurts to hear instruction on shit you alreaddy know. You can still forget details.
>>25788375It was Elsa offering tips. Alek is too busy drinking through his nose after Elsa's comment.
>>25788194>Sure, why not.I just want to hear what he says, I imagine Jager having at least really good theoretical knowledge
Rolled 8>>25788292More rerolls?
>>25788194>>Sure, why not.I'm disgusted, but disturbingly interested.
>>25788194>Sure, why not?
>>25788194If "explain further" wins, Sam must show up and ask what we're talking about.That said, I want that to happen, so I'm changing my vote to>Sure, why not.
Rolled 9>>25788401But Karla would never sleep with him before marriage.And if he kept chasing her, he might not have bothered.
>>25788427Of course I meant if "Sure, why not" wins, not "explain further".Brain and ValkMerc Quest don't go together...
>>25788194>>Sure, why not.Whelp.
>>25788443It's 3 AM. I want to see the interaction with Sam, but I want to get off the wild ride...
>>25788194As tempting as it is, you decide to decline Elsa's "generous" offer."No thanks, I think I'm good." You say."Awwww, but I have so much to each you, like these cool little tongue tricks...""I think that's enough, Elsa." Alek sighs."But, but, TONGUE!""Okay, that's it." Alek leans over, clamps his teeth over one of Elsa's ears, and starts nibbling on it."Gaaaaaaah!~" Elsa squeals."Whoa, that's a pretty cool trick, Alek, how'd you learn that?" You ask."You do not want to know.""Alek, I think my other ear needs some attention..." Elsa coos. And with that, you believe it's time to give the two lovebirds a bit of privacy. You then bump into Elizabeth, who seems to have been in a rather engaging conversation with a girl you recognize as one of the maids you rescued from the palace. Elise, was it?"Oh, hey Captain." Elizebeth nods to you. "Sorry about bumping into you like that.">What do you want to talk about?
>>257884953AM? Pfff.9AM here.
>>25788508Maid some new friends did you?
Rolled 15>>25788508"Never knew you were into Maid's, Parker.~"
>>25788508"So I'm guessing this the bartender's daughter that we saved?"
>>25788508>What do you want to talk about?"Elizabeth, are you making your move already? You sly dog you."
>>25788508writing anything interesting?
>>25788528this (nice pun) plus "so, why have you been avoiding me?">>25788511b-but...I have work in 6 hours ;_;
>>25788541Unfortunately, Jager does not know Elizabeth is an author, so stuff like that is pretty blatantly meta.
>>25788508First congratulate her on completing her first real mission with the Demons, and then this >>25788528.Also mention miniskirts and maid uniforms.
>>25788508Getting comfy with the locals, are we?
>What do you want to talk about?Pile on the maid innuendo until she cracks.
Taking a shower brb in like 30 mins.
"I think you deserve a bonus after that last mission, no frills!"
>>25788528Oh God, please this.
She can't just sweep this under the rug, she has to come clean. This matter is very black and white, so no frills, just the facts....I can't think of any more bad maid puns. Anyone want to help me work it out before Merc comes back?
>>25788589Aren't you in PST? Isn't it like midnight right now? Who showers at midnight?Do you have night shift or something? Is this why you hate our sleep so much?
>>25788645She's gotta air her dirty laundry sooner or later
>>25788508>Ask how her first infratration mission was, not prying>Ask how she's doing in general.Let's try this like a good boss, not some chucklefuck.
>>25788645You sure maid a clean sweep of that last mission!
>Checked for VMQ>Sam's route flaggedWell, can't see this ending anywhere but blue flame.Anyway, ask her of some details of the infiltration mission.
>>25787996I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM SAYING IT BUT... FUND IT!
>>25788719Tell her to not "skirt around the issue" if she just give vague reply
I'm seconding all puns if we actually find out she was wearing a maid outfit. Which is likely if the other girl wants to talk about how cool she was.
>>25788710Yeah, I'm also in favor of being a good boss, but we can do that while having some meta fun as well, as Jager unknowingly uses words and phrases with double meanings.
>>25788773She isn't stupid, she'd assume Jager somehow found out.
I do wonder how Elizabeth feels about this development with Sam, considering part of the reason she joined us was to be on the front seat for the drama with Karla...Actually, nevermind, I bet she's just giddy for the climatic confrontation at this point
>>25788788That's her assumption and jumping to conclusions.Which is why it would be meta. Jager isn't actually making fun of her, but we are.
Rolled 8>>25788788Shes hanging around maids and acting shifty.Enough reason.
>>25788809I'm assuming we'll get a line like, "so have you got an idea of what you're going to do when you find her now?" or something.
>>25788773As dense as he is most of the time Jager does have a level of cunning that lets him make deductions like this every now and then. He did notice (in character) that Parker was acting strange around the maids.
Rolled 1>>25788508>>25788851We could say something like "looking to change jobs? I bet you would look great in a maid outfit."
>>25788897just...out of curiosity, why the picture?
>>25788951Because mounting huge fuck off cannons to planes is not done anymore and that is a sad thing indeed.
>>25788964>mounting huge fuck off cannons to planes is not done anymoreBullshit.
>>25788737Just for teh lulz."I-I'm sorry, but I can't." The young spy turned away."But why?" The Duchess implored. "I don't care about status, I just want to be with you!" She held onto his hand to prevent him from running away."If only it was that simple." He replied, tears welling up in his eyes. "It's not about status, it's not about the war.""The what is it?" She refused to let him disappear like last time. "Please tell me.""I... I..." He stammered, before finally removing his mask and hat, revealing long flowing hair and a slender face. "I am a woman! That's why we can never-"The Duchess gently put a hand on the spy's cheek and turned her face forward. For the briefest of moments, their lips touched. "I told you. I don't care what others will think, I just want you."
>>25788964b-but muh GAU-8>hands satesamdohohoho captcha
>>25788508"Ah, I see you've maid some new friends!" You say happily.Lately, you've noticed that Elizabeth had been acting a bit... odd whenever you tried to bring up the subject of her castle infiltration. Her reports on it were indescribably vague, which was odd coming from someone like her, who usually filled out her paperwork to a T, like Sam. However, seeing how friendly she was with those maids, you have your suspicions..."You know, there seems to be a few gaps in your report, like you were trying to skirt around the issue or something like that..."You see Elizabeth visibly wincing. You could almost see the gears turning in her head, trying to figure out if you knew her dark secret.Oh, you will. You will."But anyways, that had to be one of the most effective infiltrations I've ever seen. A real clean sweep, I must say. You just went in and go the job done with no frills."And then you see it. Elizabeth's dawning realization that her attempts to hide it have failed. However, you need to be absolutely sure, so you decide to hit the final nail in the coffin."Hey, Elise, was it? Wasn't her disguise just amazing?""It was!" Elise nods, totally oblivious to the secret war between you and Elizabeth. "Even though they were really embarrassing to wear, Elizabeth really knew how to make them look good!"Checkmate, Elizabeth. Checkmate.>Don't worry, it'll be our little secret.>Oh, I am SO telling the other Demons!>...you kept the uniform, didn't you...?>Other
>>25787996Here I was thinking it would be "The Lusty Albionian Maid"
>>25789058>>...you kept the uniform, didn't you...?
>>25789058>Oh, I am SO telling the other Demons!>...you kept the uniform, didn't you...?
>>25789011That's a howitzer and bofors, not a HV gun meant for penetrating armour and killing tanks. Although 105mm does a good job of wrecking tanks anyway.>>25789041Eeeeh. Its still only 30mm and it doesn't actually do nearly as much damage to tanks as /k/ would like you to believe.>>25789058>Don't worry, it'll be our little secret.>...you kept the uniform, didn't you...?In order pls
>>25789058>...you kept the uniform, didn't you...?Then invite her to try and drown the memories in alcohol
>>25789058>...you kept the uniform, didn't you...?
>>25789058>you kept the uniform, didn't you
>>25789058>>...you kept the uniform, didn't you...?>>Oh, I am SO telling the other Demons!Everyone hearing your embarrassing secret is good for bonding. Or so I heard.
>>25789058"So Elizabeth, your job is all about secrets, keeping them and stealing them. You know all about them and how much they're worth.So Elizabeth, how much do you think not telling anyone that you dressed up like a maid and kept the uniform is worth?"
>>25789058>>Don't worry, it'll be our little secret.>...you kept the uniform, didn't you...?
>>25789058>Oh, I am SO telling the other Demons!If we haven't embarrassed all of our squad mates at least once by the end of the Quest we are playing wrong.
She kept our secret with Karla. I don't want to hold this over head, especially after hooking up with Sam.
>>25789014This winter, loyalties will be tested, old alliances broken, blood will be spilt, and love may bloom, in the darkest shadows of-HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE
>Don't worry, it'll be our little secret.>...you kept the uniform, didn't you...?I like to imagine that Elizabeth is jamming a fork into our leg while this is happening but Jager won't stop.
>>25789058>Don't worry, it'll be our little secret.>...you kept the uniform, didn't you...?Heh... Hahaha!
>>25789058>Don't worry, it'll be our little secret.>...you kept the uniform, didn't you...?
Rolled 14, 2 = 16>>25788951I was on a War Thunder kick and was busy lamenting the American's lack of crazy planes. Also, for reference that is a 75mm gun, essentially the main cannon of a Sherman mounted in a plane. >>25788964Yep. Totally agree.
>>25789058>>Don't worry, it'll be our little secret.>>...you kept the uniform, didn't you...?>>25789118Yeah, no point being a jerk about it.
>>25789133>Warthunder>Mah nigga.It is a glorious day indeed when you earn ALL THAT DOSH in historical battles.
>>25789058>>Oh, I am SO telling the other Demons!Muahahahahahahaha!
>>25789058>...you kept the uniform, didn't you...?>>25789153I'm sticking with German bombers and heavy fighters, so the dosh winnin' has yet to pick up, I'm slowly grinding up to pic related.
>>25789281>Das 50.Oh I know exactly why I've got this boner. I Already have it, but I'm a dedicated Brit myself, honestly I don't really do well in my 410's. Shame that. Although I do admit I probably have an irrational hate for Bf109 pilots now. Fw 190's more so. Take a look at /vg/'s WT thread to find out why.Oh yeah Stuka G's are also pretty damn good. Mainly because nobody suspects it until they close and by then you're close enoug hto put a pair of 37mm holes in them
>>25789058"Don't worry, it'll be our little secret." You reassure her. "The others don't need to know about this, do they?""N-no sir." Elizabeth says meekly."And, tell me the truth here, you kept the uniform, didn't you?"Elizabeth withers under your intense stare before she finally cracks."...yes." She squeaks.>Ok, carry on, then.>You planning on wearing it then?>Hey, aren't you about Sam's size...?>Other
>>25789364>Hey, aren't you about Sam's size...?GYAHAHAHAHAHA
>>25789364>Ok, carry on, then.
>>25789364>Ok, carry on, then.That third option is tempting, but nah, nah. Too soon.
>>25789364>>Ok, carry on, then.We've embarrassed her enough. Amd it's too soon to try to put Sam in it.
>>25789364>Ok, carry on, then."Have fun with it."
>>25789364>Hey, aren't you about Sam's size...?yes 1,000 times yes
>>25789364>Ok, carry on, then.And wear the most bemused smile we can muster at her.
>>25789364>>Ok, carry on, then.
>>25789364>Heyy...you're about Sam's size, riiiight? Ah, I'm just kidding, carry on."
>>25789364>Ok, carry on, then.We can borrow it later, once we're more used to this whole "us" thing with Sam.
>>25789364>Other"And who were you planning on seducing?"
>>25789364>>Ok, carry on, then.Jagers had his fun.Also fuck she is now even more well liked by me...fuck. ;_;
>>25789364>Hey, aren't you about Sam's size...?
>>25789364>>Hey, aren't you about Sam's size...?
>>25789364Look around from left to right, look like we're making sure no on is listening in and we're about to say something important. "Can I borrow it? I like to feel pretty." Try to keep a straight face.
>>25789364>Ok, carry on, then.We're not telling anyone about it, but we can't make any promises about the her new friends who thought she looked sooo coooool.
>>25789364>Hey, aren't you about Sam's size
>>25789364>Ok, carry on, then.we just accepted the confession, don't need to go full retard with fetish just yet
>>25789453OH GOD YES.
>>25789364You decide to finally show some mercy to your poor spy. You've already put her through enough abuse."Okay, carry on, then." You say."Th-thank you, sir." Elizabeth quickly makes her escape.Damn, you were briefly considering asking her if you could borrow it. Already your mind is wandering, wondering what Sam would like like wearing it...No. You shake your head. You're not at that point, yet.You then track down Sam, who once again is drinking soldiers twice her size under the table."Hey, Jager." Sam says, turning to you. "I want a rematch for last time!">Oh, you're on.>Nah, I want to keep my liver, thanks.>Other
>>25789480Exactly.>>25789364>Ok, carry on, then.
>>25789458That's kinda bad, Elizabeth has killed for far less for the sake of gaining or keeping intel
>>25789490>>Oh, you're on.Oh, it on, bitch
>>25789490>Oh, you're on.This can only end well.
>>25789490>Oh, you're on.
>>25789490>>Oh, you're on.Drunken shenanigans is a go!>ilthcti callethSo apparently they have some form of local booze called "Ilthcti" here.
>>25789490>>Oh, you're on.
>>25789490>Did you recall what happen last time? This time I have a feeling that it won't be a joke.
>>25789490>Oh, you're on.but we have to order at least one drink (I'm thinking "sex on the beach"...but honestly that's all I've got) just to mess with her.
>>25789490>Oh, you're on.INB4 we get horribly drunk and yell KAAAARRRLLAAAA.
>>25789534Screaming Orgasm? Big Pink and Wobbly?
>>25789548yea, some shit like that. I generally don't order drinks that don't start with "gin" or "rum" so I'm out of my element
>>25789548Oh right, I almost forgot:Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against The Wall, Mexican Style(It exists. I swear.)
>>25789547yeah, inb4 broken relationship due to failed drunk roll
>>25789534You mean like a Long Sloe Comfortable Screw Against The Wall?
>>25789589We'll just end up on the receiving end of the joke we pulled on Sam before, except maybe for reals this time.
>inb4 drunk Sam wakes up in our bed again
>>25789548>>25789610>>25789574yea, something like that or from >>25789571 's list. I'm not partial, just think it'd be amusing...especially about halfway through, to throw off her game
>>25789623With or without the lewd, I'm expecting it to happen.
Rolled 7>>25789623Not both?Both get wasted, demons throw both in the same bed for shit and giggles.
Rolled 10>>25789490"Okay, you're on." You grin. You've never backed down from a challenge yet, and with all these Gallian soldiers around, you've got an image to uphold.>roll 1d20
Rolled 19>>25789662rollan>>25789641Depends on who rolls worse on the drinking contest.Whoever rolls worse wakes up in the other person's bed.If both roll badly, they both wake up together in someone else's bed.
Rolled 5>>25789662>>25789640Personally I think without the lewd could be nice. Jager just kinda breaks down in her arms over everything that's happened.
>>25789672I knew this would happen I'm done
>>25789672That isn't a d20 my friend.
>>25789672>1d10>therefore invalidthank you bacchus
>>25789672>>25789673>>25789674Did the Dice Gods have a round with Sam beforehand?
>>25789673>>25789672>>25789674What the fuck guys.Verily omooXpaIndeed captcha Verily omooxpa.
>>25789672Oh fuck I rolled a d10, we're good!
>>25789672>>25789688Huh, he's right -- that's a d10!Meaning our actual rolls are these:>>25789673 >>25789674 >>2578967620, 19, 2Nice.
>>25789490>Oh, you're on.Woman is right out of the hospital and is damn well on her way back in. Well, it would be rude of us not to oblige her.
>roll nat 20 on drinking>roll like 2s and 3s for fightingit's like the dice are trying to tell me something
Rolled 11>>25789712>25789712We keep ordering lewd drinks, throwing Sam off her game.
Sam's ridiculous alchohol tolerance is just no match for Jager, I guess.
>>25789734We're pretty legendary soldiers, but we're even better partiers.
>>25789673>>25789674>>25789676We're going to end up in bed together again aren't we?
Rolled 12, 17 = 29>>25789662You down you drink without even breaking a sweat, which kind of surprises you. It looks like you've been building up a tolerance!Sam, meanwhile, is still active, but obviously a bit put off that you haven't been affected yet, and you can see she's now in her "serious mode".>roll 1d20
Rolled 19>>25789756MORE HUE
Rolled 11>>25789756Here we go
Rolled 2>>25789756Bring it on Sam!
>>25789765>>25789764What? I don't even...
>>25789765IT WAS MEANT TO BE
Rolled 14>>25789763>>25789764>>25789765Dear gods. We now have a liver tougher than our tank!
>>25789765>>25789673holy fuck I am on fireknock on wood
>>25789786Those were both you? God damn, Anon. You're on fire!
>>25789765Jesus Christ. Jager is destined to outdrink Sam.
>>25789765Is this going to net us a potential?Alcohol Immune
Well, with Toughness primary, it was just a matter of time before we became immune to all mortal forms of intoxication.Except for the one called LOVE!
Seriously, didn't Sam nat 1 the last time she did this? She just has no luck with these things.
awww Elizabeth is basically Fem Ian Fleming who wears a maid outfit.
>>25789810What a terrible potential!
>>25789818Just checked the thread. She got a nat 1 and we got a nat 20. That is three nat 20s on outdrinking Sam.
>>25789831Not when the next enemy commander is a raging alcoholic.
Rolled 10, 6 = 16>>25789765And again, you down the round of drinks with no problem. My god, you don't even feel it.Sam, on the other hand, is starting to get visibly tipsy at this point.>roll 1d20
Rolled 16>>25789855>>25789810Go go liver of iron!
Rolled 3>>25789855FINISH HER!
>>25789872aww...hot streak ended...also>that imagewhat, computer?
>>25789864It not a 20 but damn good roll
>>257898643 nineteens in a row? Could a mathfag please figure out the probability of that?
>>25789872Couldn't last forever, anon.
>>257899081/8000.Don't even need to be a mathfag to know that.
Rolled 16Okay, our next duel is going to be a drinking contest.
>Sam is great at holding her drink>canonically pretty much scared us off of challenging her to a drinking game>have the fucking greatest luck possible when drinking with her.
>>25789864And again, the next few rounds, you manage to get through pretty easily. However, you notice Sam has not been faring well, and you're afraid she's going to just pass out like last time.>Nah, let's keep going. She'd want it that way.>We should stop it right here.>Other
>>25789936This is an excellent suggestion.
>>25789948>Nah, let's keep going. She'd want it that way.
>>25789948>>We should stop it right here.don't push her too far.
>>25789948>>We should stop it right here.I think the point is made.
>>25789948>We should stop it right here.>>25789896Alas...Oh well -- like you said, a 19 is (literally) almost as good!>>25789936... Merc Command. Can we actually DO that?
>>25789948>>We should stop it right here.Give the girl some mercy.Inb4 we wake up next to each other in bed.
>>25789948>>OtherAre you good? You want to quit now?
>>25789948>We should stop it right here.C'mon Sam, you just got out of the hospital and you're just going to end up in my bed again at this rate.
>>25789948>>We should stop it right here.Even if she might want to keep going, it's time to be the responsible adult.She just came out of the hospital, and she does not need alcohol poisoning on top of being shot.>nucock when...Goddammit Captcha!
>>25789948>We should stop it right hereChallenging someone who just got out of hospital into a drinking contest, what the fuck are you thinking Jager
>>25789948>We should stop it right here.She's still recovering, after all. Besides--we can give her a piggyback ride!
>>25789936>inb4 we get "JAGER COMBAT ROLLS (TM)" and tell the Belkan Knight "I...I LOVE YOU MAN! WAR IS HELL" before puking on his tank and passing out>>25789948>OtherOne more round, Sam. Winner takes all! Make it a lower-alcohol drink, like Schnapps
>>25789930You're wrong. We have 3 19s, but in three different groups of three. the chance of getting a 19 as part of three different rolls is 14.2625%, which means it is a .290126% chance of getting three in a row, or about 1/344 chance.>>25789948>We should stop it right here.Time to be responsible, tell her that she is close to passing out and if she passes out we won't be able to kiss or fuck with the rest of the Demons.
>>25789979Technically, he just accepted her challenge. Still kind of irresponsible, though.
>>25789930It's 4 30 in the morning and I'm drunk. I can't be bothered for math.
>>25789989>Implying the duel wouldn't end in an alcohol-addled daze topped off with Jager and the enemy commander reenacting the wakeup scene from Planes, Trains, and Automobileshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2pu0m9iTo4
>>25789948>>We should stop it right here.Wouldn't want her to pass out.
>>25789991He never asked about groups of three, just the odds of getting 3 19 in a row, see previous statements about VMC and braining. But yeah, you're right about that.
>>25790000She should be fine. Wouldn't want someone to over do it though.
>>25790034Well my answer isn't quite correct for the situation I described. The 1/344 is actually the chance for getting at least one 19 in each of the three groups of three, it encompasses each of the different groups of three having one, two, or three, 19s, but it's close enough for government work.
>>25790029The big question in that situation would be if Jager would be big spoon or little spoon
>>25790111There is only one person who is allowed to be Jager's big spoon, and that's Sam if she wants to be the big spoon for a night, she's earned that right, nobody else.
>>25790111>Jager and SIR ERIK SCHNEE spooning>Sam and Karla standing over them, gloweringThis is an amusing mental image
>>25789948"Okay Sam, I think you've had enough." You say, putting a hand on her shoulder."B-but.""No buts." You say sternly. "You just got out of the hospital. It's not healthy, and you're obviously not at your best. You're going to take it easy now.""O-okay." Sam sighs.The rest of the night is spent with wild partying with the rest of the Demons. There's some fighting some flirting, and all the other stuff you'd expect hopelessly drunk people to do. However, even you all have limits to your endurance, and one by one people either start filing out of the bar or just passing out on the spot.You're not quite sure if you made it back to your bunk, collapsed on the street, or are still actually in the bar. In either case, you've fallen asleep.However, this time, it's not a nightmare. It actually rather pleasant, in fact. You're standing in a bright green field, like the ones outside Castle Sturmfuhrer, with Sam at your side, holding your hand. Something compels you to look up into the distance, where you see a worryingly familiar silhouette disappear into the trees. But your attention is immediately grabbed again by Sam, who just has the biggest and most infectious smile on her face.And you can't help but smile back. >And that's it for tonight! I'll be back on July 8th, so have a great July 4th weekend, everybody!
>>25790192>no more nightmares for JagerYay>didn't get to cuddle with SamAww>I CAN SLEEPIt's time to get off Merc's wild ride
>>25790192you really should get a twitter for this, because every time we have a pretty serious vote on something at the start of the thread, I only find it after everything has finishedsigh...
>>25790231Filters and catalog man.
>>25790231You should look at what time he says these will pop up. Then browse 4chan at that time.
>>25790231I just refreshed the catalog until it popped up
>>25790192Thanks for the thread MC. I'm really glad I got be here for this one. This was the most civil and sensible waifu war I've ever seen. /tg/ even avoided jumping to fetishes and whining about everything. Best we got was some heated arguments and a few people getting antsy over a shitstorm. All in all, pretty damn fun instead of frustrating.
>>25790307As far as the waifu-war went in this thread, I felt that there were good arguments on either side. I think that helps contribute a lot to civility
>>25790231Every thread he sets up a time. It's on you whether you're here or not.
>>25790192>And that's it for tonight! I'll be back on July 8th, so have a great July 4th weekend, everybody!Thanks Merc. Take it easy over 4th yourself, man. Great thread, better quest.
Not being American, I don't celebrate 4th of July, but VMC is reason enough to celebrate, for me.Thanks for running the quest.
>>25790192Thanks for running Merc com enjoy your festivities.