>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!"
>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"

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>>25919146
>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!"

>>25919146
>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!"
>>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"

>>25919146
>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"
Please tell me we're all in black fatigues and watch caps like Lee Marvin in The Delta Force.

>>25919146
>>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!"
>>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"

>>25919146
>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!"
>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"

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>>25919146

>dat sammich

Well I know what I'm trying next time I'm making breakfast

>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"

Let's get this shit started!

>>25919146
Is it time for pancakewich?
>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!"
>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"

alternative derp option: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadies (with eyebrow waggle)

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>>25919146

>>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!"
>>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"

SW89, VMQ AND GuPQ.

My body is not ready. Neither is my time management skills.

>>25919146
>That pic.
>Bacon is like Draka
>there isn't enough bacon here. we need more.

>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!"
then
>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"

also
>"driving the Pan--- TANK IV is fine. but is it your only means of motorized transport? I got a driver's license and all."

>>25919410

I see no GQ.

GODDAMMIT.

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>>25919146
>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!"

What a crazy, completely random happenstance.

>>25919490
We have no Freeze Ray, anon.

>>25919349
I would be totally okay with that alternative.

>>25919146
>>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!"
>>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"

>>25919538
we do have a pair of thermo polatrity augmenter arrays so it should be alright.

>>25919146
>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!"
>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"

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>>25919146
Seriously, you didn't name the pic Pancakes und Sandwich?
>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"

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>>25919146
OH SHI- TIME FOR TONKS!

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You ever get that feeling, like 40 seconds into the match, that your team is doomed and you can't stop it from happening?

>>25919146
>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!"
>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"

BTW are we going late today

>>25919867

just have fun with it...

>>25919867
You mean for you it isn't a constant feeling even before you press the battle button?

>>25919867
Last night I was in an Assault match on Malinovka, on defense. Our team had this one jackass who cost us the match by pushing a Churchill GC over a cliff. This let the enemy break through on that side and pull out a win. We were winning before he did that.

>>25919867
All the fucking time.

You rush out to meet the girls of Anglerfish team, locking the door beyond you. "Morning ladies." You say jogging out to the tank. "Hana, you bring all the equipment?" With a grunt you climb up the side of the Panzer IV and swing up onto the hull over the radioman's hatch.

Hana nods to you from the open driver's hatch. "Three iron skillets and a campstove set. What are you planning on making?" She asks politely.

You grin at her, handing the bag of ingrediants off to Miho. "It's a surprise! A Real American Breakfast of Champions!" You say, as you hold on to the gun and pat the top of the turret.

"You could just ride in the radioman's seat." Miho says as she passes the bag down into the turret. "Might be a bit safer. than sitting on the hull."

>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!
>Well, it is a bit nippy out.

>>25919907

Fuck yeah, we are. I've got 48 fl. oz of Rockstar and a 5-hour Energy.

>>25919996
>>Well, it is a bit nippy out.

>>25919996
>Well, it is a bit nippy out
Don't just run the poor girl over, she has a point.

>>25919996
>>Well, it is a bit nippy out.

>>25920012
I'm not sure if that's healthy.

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>>25919996
>Well, it is a bit nippy out.

>>25919996

>Well, it is a bit nippy out.

Thats below Yukari isn't it....

HU- I mean FLUFFY

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>>25919996

>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!

Tank desant time!

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>>25920012
>a 5-hour energy
>not 22 of them
PAGING DR FAGGOT!

>>25919996
>Well, it is a bit nippy out.
And we can snuggle up to the fluffy one to keep warm, as we should. besides, this isn't like riding in the back of a ford pickup truck back home. if we fall of, we will seriously get hurt.

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>>25919996
>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!

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>>25919996
>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!

>>25919996
>Well, it is a bit nippy out.

The RIO seat is directly below Yukaris

Donotturnarounddonotturnarounddonotturnarounddonotturnaround

>>25920103
>RIO seat
Radar Intercept Officer?
Tanks (at least WWII ones) have no radar.

>>25919996
>>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!

HOW COULD YOU GUYS WANT ANYTHING ELSE?

>>25919996
>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!
'
Alternatively...

> DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!

>>25920132

Hit the I by mistake

>>25920012
damn it blackjack! get started earlier! some of us on the east coast have their red bulls run out on use before your go juice does.

>>25919996
>Well, it is a bit nippy out.

>>25920139

Because fluffy.

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>>25919996
>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!
Life is life, ride the Panzer.

>>25919996
>>Well, it is a bit nippy out.

>>25920148
Ah. Still a funny mistake. 'Specially since SW89 is running tonight too.

>>25919996
>>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!

I wish to hit them with my sword.

>>25919996
>Well, it is a bit nippy out.

>>25919996
>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!
inb4 either "japanese cold" or "but you said to always stay in your tank!"

>>25919996
>Well, it is a bit nippy out.
No reason to catch a cold and all. And if its cold, just snuggle up to fluffy for warmth

>>25920159
>Because fluffy.

Fluffly is overrated.

There, I said it.

>>25919996
>>25920103
>Well, it is a bit nippy out.
WE MUST DO THIS!

>>25919996
>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!

>>25919996
>>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!

>>25919996
>Well, it is a bit nippy out.
Fluffy time. also hit on Miho.
Multitask, etc.

>>25919996
>Well, it is a bit nippy out.

>>25919996

Tank surf ahoy!

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>>25920198

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>>25920198

And you are entitled to your opinion, good sir!

>>25919996
>>25920103

[x] Yessss

>>25920180
between SW and GuP, I'll take GuP.

>Well, it is a bit nippy out.

>>25920247
Why not both, silly? I am.

>>25919996
>>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!

DRIVE ME CLOSER.

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>>25920198
leave this thread. now.

>>25919996
No, the Nips are inside the tank.

>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!

>>25919996
>Well, it is a bit nippy out.

>>25920247
The actual shows? Absolutely. The Quests? SW89 is fuckin' awesome.
Just, never utter the word "Kitty" in one of the threads unless you want a shitstorm.

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>>25920198
What about Volleyball Fluffy?

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>>25920283
why you say? pic related.

>>25920301
No.

>>25920309
Considering the singleminded focus people have on her, also no.

Fuck it, all I wanted to do is tank surf and you lot are ruining that.

>>25920307
.... (smiles) (goes over just to do that)

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>>25920354

You maybe.

A good number of us have reached consensus.

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>>25920309
Not as good as Tsuchiya.

>>25920354
we are not fucking Teen Wolf here. and trust me, i car surfed once before and it was way too much for me. doing it on a tank it much worse. besides, there are no one out here that can see us tank surf so it won't even matter.

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>>25920478
>doing it on a tank it much worse
Actually, hitching a ride atop a tank was a common way for infantry to rest their dogs during WWII if they were moving with armor. WWII tanks don't move very fast.

>>25920103
>Well, it is a bit nippy out.

I think we should ride inside the tank. For reasons. Entirely ordinary reasons.

>>25920478
>much worse

A tank is a much more bigger and stable platform than a car, what are you talking about?

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>>25920419
Leopon is great, but they don't clean up as well as Best Team

>>25920532
Who cares how they clean up? I like a girl who knows her way around an engine.

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>>25920532
I prefer GUTS myself...

>>25920532

Why are they so delicious...

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>>25920478
Never heard of tank riders

>>25920532
>Erika wearing a dress and playing the piano

That's some mighty nice dissonance right there.

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>>25919996
>"You could just ride in the radioman's seat." Miho says as she passes the bag down into the turret. "Might be a bit safer. than sitting on the hull."
Seriously? Miho telling us not to ride on the tank?

>>25920591
>Erika

I'm an idiot, meant Erwin.

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>>25920605

>>25920605
We're in a build up zone where low hanging objects will knock us off.

>>25920509
>>25920513
......(face palm) here i was thinking that Hana was going to be driving fast making sharp turns in the town. in hind sight, she probably wouldn't. but still Fluffy is inside.

that and so is the bacon. we must protect the bacon.

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>>25920532
That Oreo

Man I wish she had more screen time in this quest

>>25920591
i prefure another turrent of heavy bolters before i let riders on my tank.

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>>25920675
Her time will come brother!

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>>25920198
Fluffy is a /k/-grade prepper.

I'm not sure I want to know where she was keeping an E-tool and a thermos in that uniform, though.

>>25920663
Pz. IV tops out around 26 mph on-road, and that's after it gets up to speed.

>>25920708
Probably had 'em tied down under her seat.

>>25920605
>>25920661
Not to mention that we're not in battle. We won't gain much by being able to see around us better here.

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>>25920565
I prefer my girls to know a little about the Civil War.
very little is still a quantity of little

>>25920735
No, she literally pulls them out of hammerspace, that's from OVA 5 where we actually see what she and Erwin were up to on their recon.

>>25920568
I'm tempted to say "BOOBS" instead (as it's what the team's most noted for: sizable boobs in tight uniforms)

>>25920675
Indeed, Erwin's been the main person from the history team we've been speaking to.

>>25920708
Pretty impressive, though it's hard not be distracted by the view of her figure.

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>>25920699
Is Soviet Tank. Comrade carries weapon and is thus turret.

>>25920813
>Sizable boobs in tight uniforms

Except for one.

>>25920802
She does look quite lovely in that dress

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>>25920802
>battle of Durham
>South Army
She's adorable.

>>25920699
Except that history has taught us that extra turrets and sponsons both suck dick.

>>25920859
To be fair, that could be shitty subs.

>>25920735
she keeps them were ALL women can hide anything. he bra. doesn't matter if she was sporting a pair of GG or was a DFC, woman can hide quite a lot in there.

I was working in a national retail chain store and the store dectective told me when he nabs female shoplifters, more often than not, the goods they take wind up in there.

>>25920813
3 out of 4 anyway. but all of them are cute, so it's alright.

>>25920867
tell that to a baneblade

>>25920852
>>25920910
Assuming we're talking about the GUTS team, only 2 of them have sizable knockers.

>>25920927
>citing 40k
>in a discussion about actual tanks
GW knows dickall about tank design.

>>25920886
south army could be shitty subs, but the battle of Durham never happened

>>25920888
It's because doing a pat down there is a pain in the ass.

>Be working court
>Women keep trying to smuggle shit through the metal detector in their boobs
>It's not even smuggle worthy shit
>You can have keys or cell phones in the courtroom
>Just put them in the basket when we ask you too.

>>25920932
True but it's what comes to mind when people think of the Volleyball team.

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>>25920886
It's not the subs. At least not 100%.

>>25920716
shit, i thought it would as least reach 30 mph.

>>25920991
Ah yes, the intentional mistake on the writers' part.
Poor girl has enthusiasm, but she really needs to read up on Finland a bit more.

>>25920813
Well, I like boobs and volleyball is my favorite sport so...

>>25920956
>Implying Americans High School history buffs would get those kinds of details about Japanese history right, either

High Schoolers are dumb in general no matter how smart they are relative to each other.

>>25921021
Finland's unofficial motto translates to "Hack them apart!" and that's pretty cool.

That's about all I know about Finland.

>>25920956
Could've been a garbled transliteration of the name of an actual battle.

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>>25919867
Every goddamn time.

>>25921065
Not a motto per se, but the warcry of the Hakkapeliittas.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakkapeliitta

>>25921065
They also produce incredibly sexy one-eyed musclegirls, if my chinese cartoons are to be believed.

>>25920956
Wiki says it was a Battle in England in the 1300s. Makes the History Club come across as loving History but sometimes not getting all their facts straight.

>>25921029
>Battle of Durham
>Violent Resistance by the South
Largest surrender by the Confederacy prevented any battle from occurring.
Only violence was the wholesale looting of the area by the Federal Cavalry.

That's like claiming that the Tet Offensive was a resounding victory for the French Forces.

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>>25921125
Every. Goddamned. Time.

>>25921111
>>25921138
IIRC that was the intention. Love for history, don't know all the facts.

>>25919931
Was he in a Chinese tank? I don't know what it is, but I only ever see that shit with people driving Chinese tanks. They're always that asshole who pushes you out of cover so they can have it, or rams a stationary ally and blames them for the damage.

>>25921177
I think there were French forces in Nam at the time, so it might actually be accurate. Strategically, the Tet Offensive completely destroyed the ability of the VC to fight. However, they won a political victory and we pulled out.

>>25921131
I just remember seeing a video of a bunch of Finnish soccer fans chanting "HAKKAA PÄÄLLE! HAKKAA PÄÄLLE!" over and over.

>>25921245
I'm gonna taker some poetic license and translate it as Rip and Tear.

>>25921125
>T95 going 18km/h

Huh. And here I thought pushing served more as an irritant than anything else.

>>25921263
Basically, Finland is a country of madmen.

Oh, and kossu.

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>>25921309
Drunken madmen.
And hot women. Crazy, but hot.

>>25921202
It's okay, the last time I shot a Type 59 I detonated it's ammo rack. All that HP in one hit.

You could practically hear his wallet laughing at him.

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>>25921292
Before the physics patch it might've been.
But now it is useful for tanks that have weak engines.

>>25921344
Type 59s have notoriously weak ammo racks. If you pen him up front, chances are you'll take his ammo rack with it. And once something gets damaged, you can bet on it that it'll get damaged again. Same goes for engines.

>>25921309
sometimes crazy works. besides, they single handed tore Russia a new a-hole every time they come a knocken'

>>25921342
Kossu > Sauna > Sleep > Wake > Kossu

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>>25921309
Violent mute drunks, specifically.

"I suppose." You say with a shrug, scooting over to open the radio's hatch. "It's a bit chilly out anyway..." You swing open the hatch and drop in, feet first. Looking back over your shoulder you see Saori up in the gunner's seat and Yukari in the loader's seat. And, of course, Miho up in the commander's chair. It's actually been a long time since you've ridden down in the hull of a tank.

"Good Morning, Commander Russells!" Yukari says politely. "A real American breakfast, huh? I can't wait!" She looks excited.

You smile up at her. "Mako's low blood pressure is going to meet it's match, today." There was enough sugar and carbs in this meal to jumpstart a coma patient. "And I brought enough for everyone!"

"Ready to go, Hana!" Miho says from above. "Let head to Mako's house!" The Panzer IV's engine belches as it comes out of idle and starts moving down the street.

>Talk with Yukari.
>Talk with Miho.
>Talk with Saori.
>Talk with Hana

>>25921401
>Talk with Miho

>>25921401
>Talk with Miho.

SOCIAL LINK GO

>>25921344
That sucker is really prone to critical damage. My friend has one and he got the Billotte's Medal on that thing for destroying at least one enemy and surviving the battle to victory despite receiving at least five different critical hits and 80% or more loss of hit points.

>>25921401
>Talk with Hana
Because of all of them, she has had the least amount of talking too

Give all the girls a chance

>>25921401
>Talk with Yukari.

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>>25921401
>>Talk with Yukari.

Turn around.

>>25921401

>Talk with Saori

"So, I hear one of my boys is a real terror in bed, huh."

>>25921401
>Talk with Hana
The Most Elegant Anglerfish needs more screentime.

>>25921401
>>Talk with Yukari.

>>25921401
>start with everyone
"so, have any of you ever had an honest-to-god hearty American breakfast before? because if not, prepare to have your mind blown. Sadly, I may ruin other breakfasts for you forever"

>>25921401
>>Talk with Miho

>>25921436
yeah, all its modules have low HP so they are very prone to crits from guns doing more than 250 dmg a hit

>>25921401
>Talk with Hana
Been a while.

>>25921401
>Talk with Miho.

>>25921466
Isn't rice heavy on the stomach too?

Then again, 'MURRICA is the land of the fat, so...

>>25921401
>>Talk with Yukari.

it calls out to me.

>>25921466
"or single-handidly give you a heart attack in a few years. either/or."

>>25921401
>>Talk with Yukari.
>>Talk with Miho.
>>Talk with Saori.
>>Talk with Hana
You're in a group, you talk with the group.

Wait, can they even hear us over the sound of the tank?

>>25921401
>fluffy

>>25921495

Actually no. It's not like you eat alot in the morning.

>>25921502
I demand that the dialogue, if any, in the tank will be written on all caps.

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>>25921401
>Talk with Yukari.

>>25921495
Rice is like Bread.
Fills you up but gives you nothing.

Who knows enough Murikan Breakfasts and even Lazy might develop a chest.

>>25921495
I can tell you that it takes two or three chinese take out boxes full of rice to fill me. Or I can eat a HEARTY AMERICAN BREAKFAST and be full. And I'm a skinny little fuck. Lesson being that rice doesn't fill you up better than a complete breakfast.

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>>25921401
>Talk with Hana
Give the Class one a chance!

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>>25921401
>Talk with Yukari.

MUST TOUCH FLUFFY HAIR

>>25921401
>Yukari

>>25921561
*Classy

>>25921401
>Talk with Yukari.
First among equals girl

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>>25921401
>Talk with Saori.
We must now how far she has gotten with our loveable resident Mick.
>>25921499
There are equal parts risk and reward

>Captcha
Alright now I'm scared.

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>>25921543

>>25921401
>>Talk with Hana

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>>25921401
>Talk with Yukari

>>25921401
>Talk with Yukari.
she's your girl after all. then
>Talk with Hana
ask how's her driving skills improving and if her family was cheering us on in the match verses the brits. (ooc the MC doesn't know Hana and her mom are at odds right now)
then
>Talk with Saori.
How's her new boyfriend working out? (gather juciy tid bits we can use for blackmail.)
>Talk with Miho.
ask if she's seen a uptick in moral on board the school now we made a big win right out of the gate.

>>25921607
Me like that pic. Sauce?

>>25921682
I vote for these as well.

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>>25921601
PatRick is the Mick.
RichArd is the Saoribait.

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Posting this because I can.

>>25921836
Aw yiss

Motha
Fuckin
Afrikakorps

>>25921836
How are those pants even staying on?

>>25921943
Shhh...

>>25921502
>>>Talk with Miho.
or
>>Talk with Hana

>>25921401
>yukari

>>25921943
why does Rin's skirt never give us a pantyshot?

>>25921943

They wont when russel trips.

>>25921964
>why does Rin's skirt never give us a pantyshot?
Thaumaturgical SEP Field.

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>>25921964

>>25921964

Going Commando

>>25921964
>why does Rin's skirt never give us a pantyshot?
Don't ask questions like that Anon. Don't even think them.

Good men die when such questions are asked.

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>>25922024
"But she's a magus?"

>>25921964
What Rin are we talking about here?

>>25922076
"I cannot operate a laserdisk" Rin

>>25922076
Fate/Stay Night, a visual novel.

>>25922076
the vocaloid i think..

>>25922086
>>25922096
Oh, Tohsaka. I know this twintailed girl.

>>25922086
It was a Blu Ray recorder. She thought it was a Laserdisc. And Carnival Phantasm is technically non-canon, and relies heavily on character exaggeration for the purpose of humor.

>>25922105

>Vocaloid Rin
>Pantyshot

Maybe because you know, she wears shorts?

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>>25922117
You mean to tell me that Berserker can not, in fact, transform into a tank on command?

>>25922139
Fuck, now the theme song's going to be stuck in my head for a week.

>>25922139
Lack of a turret means it's technically an assault gun.
>>25922163
I have a solution to that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ5dSwqSv3s

>>25922163

>wo-oh wo-oh wo-oh

ONOMNOMNOMNOM

>>25922192
>yay-yay!

>>25922181
>Lack of a turret means it's technically an assault gun.
Not really. The thing that makes it not a tank is the lack of tracks. There are some tanks with no turret, they just invariably sucked as tanks because they couldn't hull-down.

Damn it Blackjack, I have like 10 minutes left. Gimme one more post.

>>25922192
>>25922217
>Kimi to~ issho ga ichiba~n
GODDAMNIT.

>>25922239
Which is why the M3 Lee is such a nightmare to play in WoT.

>>25921401
>[x] Talk with Hana.

I agree with the other anon that all garupans should be socialized with.

>>25922251
with all that caffeen in his system, you would think Blackjack would post faster.

>>25922318
It's not? Any tank of the bottom of the tier list is a nightmare with the exception of SPGs and russianbias TDs.

>>25922286
>Suki yotte motto gyutto ne
>>25922318
The Lee actually beat the shit out of almost everything it fought during it's service. Because it had a 75mm that could fuck up anything it came up against, and it HAD a turret for the 37mm browning to deal with small fast targets. Problem is that WoT puts it up against more advanced tanks than it actually fought historically, AND the 37mm is non-functional in-game.

>>25921943
They're actually single part with the thong.

They make those for some reason. Probably so you can show off your underwear without showing off your underwear Read: Being a slut

>>25922377
>Any tank of the bottom of the tier list is a nightmare with the exception of SPGs and russianbias TDs
I do pretty well in ALL TDs, even at the bottom. Just gotta pick your targets carefully and relocate relocate relocate.

>>25922192
>>25922217
>>25922286
All together now!

>>25922286

You could suffer worse songs.

Heeeeey makarena

>>25922377
>>25922379
That's what I'm saying. The M3 was pretty good against the stuff it actually fought.

>Russianbias
If Russian tank is overpowered, historically accurate. If Russian tank is underpowered, buff to balance. If American/German tank is overpowered, nerf to balance. If American/German tank is underpowered, historically accurate.

Fucking IS line...

Rolled 13

>>25922447
If British, Nerf the gun.

>>25922447
I just want that 37 to work. I mean really. Imagine getting into the rear arc of anything with both guns operational.

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>>25922447
SUFFER THE JAGDPZ.IV SUFFER!

Love hellkitty~
>What is love?
>Hellcat is love.

>>25922139
>>25922181
>>25922239
It's a car guys. Berser Car.

Also Hercules has it as a Noble Phantasm because of his seventh labor. Unfortunately he can't really do it in Berserk Mode.

>>25922503
Which is fucking stupid. The 17-pounder was a really, really good anti-tank gun.

>>25922503
Brit tanks have guns?

>>25922433
> that song
i wish i could hate you to death.

>>25922533
How would that even work?

>>25922583
I have no idea, but I want it.

Honestly I think the biggest possible improvement WoT could get would be the removal of tank HP. Imagine if it just used module and crew HP? It would make so much more sense.

>>25922503
>If British, Nerf the gun.
QF 2-Pdr Mk X-B is still pretty damn good.
>>25922533
>Imagine getting into the rear arc of anything with both guns operational.
Bite the pillow...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzSgaRSo0A8

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>>25922579

I did not ask you to mouseover a spoilered earworm, anon.

You can only curse your curiosity.

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>>25922433

>>25922614
it would, but then the game is not a simulation, and that would not be anywhere near as fun

>>25922650
I disagree. I think it would make playing a bottom tiered tank much more tolerable.

>>25922650
I think it would be a blast.

>>25922670
>>25922689
yes, but how many of the 60+ million people playing the game can say the same?

"Here's your bag, Russells!" Yukari says, handing it down to you. "What's the white stuff? Flour?" She asks curious.

"Secret family recipe- We use it for a lot of stuff..." You say. And it was, actually. Something your grandfather had passed on to you from his father and grandfather before him. You used it for everything from biscuits to fried chicken to... well, what you were planning this morning. "Suffice to say, you guys may have trouble enjoying breakfasts after today."

Looking over, Hana already looks hungry. "I just hope I brought along enough for a Hana-sized portion."

"This is going to be great! I've never had a real American meal like this! Except maybe McDonalds." Yukari says excitedly.

>"Saori, maybe I'll teach Robert how to cook like this for you!"
>"So, Miho, what sort of tank do you think Glorianna will give us?"
>"Hana, I think this breakfast might even fill you up!"

>>25922709
If it'll get rid of the fucking Southeast Asians playing on NA for some reason, I'm fine with this.

>>25922723
>"So, Yukari, what sort of tank do you think Glorianna will give us?"

>>25922747
hey fuck you, I'm stuck on the SEA server, and the less SEAtards the better

>>25922723
>Miho

I don't think we should take that bottom option. We don't want to make promises we can't keep.

Rolled 56, 67 = 123

>>25922723
>Except maybe McDonalds

Get this girl Memphis BBQ stat.

but not carolina BBQ, that shit's disgusting

>>25922723

>"Saori, maybe I'll teach YOU how to cook like this for ROBERT!"

Switch that around and its perfect.

>>25922723
>"Saori, maybe I'll teach Robert how to cook like this for you!"

>>25922723
>>"Hana, I think this breakfast might even fill you up!"
FAAAAAAAAAAATIE
DONT BREAK THE PANZER WITH YOUR ASS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIE
WHOLY SHIT THE CHAIR IS BEING CONSUMED BY YOUR FAT ASS

>>25922782
>Carolina BBQ
>disgusting
check yourself before you wreck yourself, son
>>25922723
>"So, Miho and Yukari, what sort of tank do you think Glorianna will give us?"

>>25922723
>>"Saori, maybe I'll teach Robert how to cook like this for you!"

>>25922782
>>25922802
IT BEGINS.

>>25922723
>>"So, Miho, what sort of tank do you think Glorianna will give us?"

>>25922723
>"Saori, maybe I'll teach Robert how to cook like this for you!"

>>25922723
>>"Hana, I think this breakfast might even fill you up!"

Why is Richard being called Robert?

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>>25922650
World of Tanks is not at all a simulation, and it really irks me when I see people treating it like it is. Same with World of Warplanes.

>>25922888
Isn't Robert the loader?

Y'know. Almost invisible, says "up" a lot?

>>25922906
Yeah, it's really arcadey and that's fun.

>>25922723
>"Saori, maybe I'll teach Robert how to cook like this for you!"
I learned my folks, i'm willing to pass it on. (maybe make a comment about Rose's cooking in here)
>"Hana, I think this breakfast might even fill you up!" but be careful Hana, bacon can be addictive.
then
>"So, Miho, what sort of tank do hope we wind up with?" that and i pray it won't be in a wrecked shape.

>>25922906
thats the point I was making, that people think it is one and try to 'improve' it as one, but it isn't, and its better off that way

>>25922909
Thats Roy

>>25922723
>>"So, Miho, what sort of tank do you think Glorianna will give us?

>>25922906
Oh no, I don't mean completely switch it over. I mean having it as a different game mode.

>>25922782
>>25922802
KC BBQ is better.

>>25922774

What do they do?

>SEA here but not a player of wot. Just your average /tg/ neckbeard.

>>25922723
>"So, Miho, what sort of tank do you think Glorianna will give us?"

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>>25922723

>"Hana, I think this breakfast might even fill you up!"

Knowing Hana's serving sizes, we should be able to sate her healthy appetite and maybe have leftovers.

>>25922982
>>25922802
>>25922782
sauce is better than dry rub

>>25922988
Just general incompetence, and some irritating spam.

>>25922975
Yeah call it "this shit is gay" mode. Where there is no tank HP, only module HP, Repairs are impossible, consumables are disabled (except RSG because russian bias) and your crew dies 50 times as fast.

I would play the crap out of it

>>25922689
They actually tried it.
It turned into a massive camp fest where no one had the balls to move.

>>25922988
Basically they're the BR BR BR HUEHUEHUE of WoT.

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>>25922723
>"Hana, I think this breakfast might even fill you up!"

>>25922723
>"Hana, I think this breakfast might even fill you up!"

>Miho, what tank do you think we will get?

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>>25923037

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>>25922723
>Miho, what tank do you think we will get?

>"What's the white stuff? Flour?"
Cocaine's hell of a drug.

>>25922723
>"Hana, I think this breakfast might even fill you up!"

I'm assuming grits are involved? Wouldn't be a real southern breakfast without grits.

>>25923143
If cheese grits or grits with redeye gravy aren't involved we are failing at our jobs

>>25922723
>>"Hana, I think this breakfast might even fill you up!"

>>25923143
No, grits aren't heart-attack-inducing enough. Gotta go gravy, sausage, and biscuits.

>>25923143
We're Texan. Are grits a big thing in Texas?

I am Yankee and what is grits?

>>25922723

>ALL THE OPTIONS

>>25923143
damn strait! but with Hana, double team her with a serving of both grits and oatmeal along side the rest of breakfast. if that doesn't work, she an't human.

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>>25923211

>but with Hana, double team her

>>25923190
>not pouring red eye gravy and/or bacon grease into your grits
It's unhealthy as eleven hells, but I'll be damned if it isnt delicious

>>25923197
You poor, naive bastard. Grits are most definitely big in Texas. Grits is grits; no other way to describe them.

>>25923170
North FL boy here, ever tried grits and fried mullet for breakfast? Best way I've ever had them.

>>25923313
Oh, I know what grits are. But I think I'm a bit too far north to actually like them.

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>>25923197
I'm from NY, and even I know grits are delicious.

>>25923015
>>25923038
Morning NA Arabs is worse. You have to try to be this bad. I didn't even fire any HEAT.

>>25923233
we're the MC here. the MC alone can keep her satisfied.

>>25923367
move south then.

>>25923456
Oh God, they are. They're so fucking bad. I work nights, so I mostly play in the morning after work.

>>25923482
Fuck that, it's way too hot as is and I'm damn near in Canada.

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Great, all this talk about southern breakfast has me wanting Waffle House... there's no Waffle House in So-Cal...

>>25923755
>drunk Waffle House at 3 AM
always worth the horrible shits the next day

>>25923755
>2013
>living in commiefornia
enjoy no freedoms

>>25923755
for the love of all that is good, get out of there ASAP! IHOPs, Dunken donuts, and Waffle Houses are over here! leave the insane asylem before they lock you in!

>>25923197
I went south when I was in the Army. They're kind of like grainy Cream of Wheat, except the weird fuckers put salt and pepper and cheese on then for some reason.

>>25923815
>>25923925
I'm getting by. My grandparents used to own a creole restaurant, so I'm slowly mastering the recipes they had.