>Marcia's Adventure>This is a one shot most likely off shooting from the main story, >It will be told from Marcia's point of view, not the omniprescent commander like the main threads.>Warning: Possibly non-canon material It's been a long while gents, lets get started shall we?
>>25928879my prayers...were heard
YES YES YES
>>25928879O-oh wow.Alright. Let's do this.
>>25928879Get started, guardsman.
>>25928879original premise always seemed pretty darn creepy to me, couldn't get past itwill observe with an open mind
>>25928918You know what to do you glorious bastard.
>>25928937get to it
OP, continue the story based on this.http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/22772762/
>>25928879YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWaitDid the story ever get much further than pic related boot camp?I haven't been on /tg/ for months now.
I don't know. I think she was forced to join the guardsmen. Or tossed in time to join contemporary human society. Probably the first.
>>25928989That's the last thread that i remember
>>25928989>she got her psyker teacher>she got perils of the warp>she got out, but stayed too long, thus some of warp voices (we, anons) got out with her into matterium and reside in her head>story ended there with LMK giving no explanation or anything
>>25929024http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/22772762/then this happened
>You are: MARCIA>You were given a task by the current psyker who oversees you to do some training exercises while scouting the surrounding areas.You are currently wearing standard issue guardsman equipment,you have the choice to go and grab a few things while at the armoury,do you >Take stealth gear>normal cadet uniform>standard Flak gear>all black latex for maximum night blendingg
>>25929059stealth gear, we be sneaky eldar pantsy gitz
>>25929059>standard Flak gearWhat's the mission anyway?
>>25929059Stealthy like fuck.
>>25929059All the latex.
>>25929059Combine stealth gear and black latex, three parts black latex one part stealth gearalso your art seems to have improved in the meantime
>>25929059>take stealth gearwho am i kidding we are gonna end up with black latex no matter what i vote
>>25929078Training exercises while scouting the surrounding areas.
>>25929088latex aint mah fehteesh, yer git
>>25929024It was the last one I did, according to the archives. don't remember tho
>>25929059>Stealth GearDo not misuse the latex. It has its purpose, and must be kept ready for it.
>>25929059Stealth that shit up.
>>25929105i was in that thread...i was in all of your threads
>>25929105Something happened to the commissar, if I remember correctly. Fought some kind of local fauna/plant and killed it?>>25929114Yes. The latex is for one-on-one training sessions with the commissar.
>>25929121Mind linking them?Were any not archived?
>>25929126that was long before last thread, when we fought catachan devil
>>25929133all are archived on sup/tg/, just search for "marcia" there
>>25929059You know black latex does not blend all that well in the night.
>>25929138addendum, i still am angry that we did vote to kill it rather to tame it and ride it like lunatics we are
>>25929155He's right. The better color is a very deep, dark blue.
>>25929114>WHY NOT BOTH
>You have geared up with: STEALTH GEAR>Acquired vox box and camo cloak>After training for a bit with your latent psychic powers, you are now able to life things with your power. Albeit small things you could life with your hands.>You have:>Las pistol and combat knife>as your weapons.do you leave?>Stay around, do nothing. Get scolded [end game]>Go out the main gate with the guards and turrets>Go out the back, facing the heavily forested region____Let me remind you all that this is planet Loss. Feral planet.>>25929155no moon
>>25929209You could at least have made it lewd stealth gear...
>>25929209Go out back.
>>25929209>Go out back.>>25929218There's always the potential, anon.
oh yes you glorious bastard, was wondering where you vanished to>>25929209>Go out the back, facing the heavily forested region
>>25929209Out back, this is a sneaking mission, etc. etc.
>>25929209as much as getting scolded sounds tempting...go to the forest, dem 'umie gitz never check the most dangerous and places. zog me if we dont find something to kill
>>25929260The commissar needs to brainfuck an ork into thinking its a guardsman too.
>You decide to head out the back door, >Strangely enough, it wasn't guarded at all. So you had to open the gates yourself. Maybe the garrison forgot to post anyone here?>You get ready to goHeh,>You feel excitement at your first solo mission,>You are oblivious to the fact that among the IG, a solo mission is almost always a suicide mission.>But before you contemplate any of that, you have a mission to do. Where do you start scouting first?>Just the open fields around the base, where the battlement garrison can see you>Into the jungle, >Into the Marsh
>>25929292wot do yer mean, bill? dere be zogging ork gitz around? cant smell da grot dung.
>>25929308>>Into the jungle,
>>25929308we took da sneakky gear for a reason,bossgo to da jungle
>>25929308Jungle times. Take off any extra armor you are kitted out with except for your breastplate, you need maximum range of movement so you can wallhop and ricochet off trees at your leisure.
>>25929308We Tanith now?
>>25929308Ready to get jungle fever, Marcia?I hope that means what I think it means.
>>25929342it means painful death
>Taking off your shoulderpads, and the leg armour, you depart for the depths of the jungle
>>25929400Damn. We're gonna get punished for misplacing guard equipment.I can't wait.
>>25929400get 'er 'ard bitz, boyz! oh the joys of being scolded by commi that we disrespected our gear
>>25929400Jesus, what's wrong with you? Shoulderpads are the closest we can get to pauldrons at our level. Pick them back up!
>>25929400>WALLHOP_420_31337_PR0GAMOR_HARTMODE ENGAGED IT IS GOOD TIME TO RUN NOW COWARDS
>>25929425shut it yer git, dem shoulderpads be heavy....and they feet my kneecaps.
>>25929425That doesn't count for Eldar, they wrk with hats and/or suits.
>>25929400Marcia, get back there and pick up your gear! You have a backpack and I fully expect you to use it!
>>25929439>he doesn't want to be a ninja
>Leaving the gear behind, you gain +2 speed and mobility>Marcia nonchalantly walks into the jungle, not trying to remain undetected, as she seems completely oblivious to the general facts about a jungle on a feral worldDo you:>Keep walking, sing a little song while you're at it>super stealth mode! Lie face first, and start crawling through the jungle>Sit down and eat rations,Currently in possession:> small hip satchel > 5 ration biscuits> Las pistol> combat knife> Vox box
>>25929464>he wants to be a ninja
>>25929495Eldar can't be pirates so ninja is the best you can hope for.
>>25929486SUPER STEALTH!Time to get dirty, Marcia.
>>25929486Hop up to branch level and treesneak.
>>25929503>Eldar can't be pirates
>>25929503>can't be pirates>some are already are pirateshue
>>25929486>do we have someone to krump now?>no>will there be someone to krump?>yeskeep walking yer pantsy eldar.sing da song like an ork. stomp da grotz you find.
>>25929486Option 4: Walk stealthily. Good pace, no strong noises.
>>25929522do i hear a song coming?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo
>>25929486Crawl on our belly like a snake. Knife in mouth if possible.
>>25929561>not trained in jungle stealth manoeuvres. Training from Catachan troops required.>You start crawling through the Jungle floor, your cloak largely hides you from sight, soon enough your shirt and pants start to get soaked. You've been travelling for a considerable amount of time, and you have no idea where you are.Do you:> check surroundings> get up, keep going this way,> get up, try and head back> report in using vox
>>25929673Check surroundings. Be ready for action with knife drawn.
>>25929673Hop to branch level, report with vox.also dem wet t-shirts
>>25929673Report in using vox.Retrace your steps until you've got a good idea of where you are.
>>25929689Unfortunately, armour means no tits.
>>25929673 seriously guyz, what did you expect? get up, keep goin after checking da surroundings, clevah
>>25929706Damn it. Why were we so practical.
>You call in your current situation, Come in, base. This is bolt magnet. Bolt magnet to base, do you read?>Yeah, hey Marcia. How's scouting goin?Uhh not good, I think I'm lost.>No problem with that, we'll do a scan and find you. One sec,Alright.>You're approximately 2 km into the southern jungle, Oh, thanks.>You're welcome. By the way, what's with the croaking sound, are you near a pond or something?>If that's the case, it's good. But if not, look out for toads.>We have our own barking toads and I don't want you dying to toxins now y'hear?Uhm. Thanks. Bolt maggy out.Do you:>Look around, try locate the source of said sound>Ignore it, just head home. The jungle's as it has always been.
>>25929845>Why do you always stick your dick into a hornet's nest>THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLLINVESTIGATE SOUND
>>25929845Try to find the frog. Time to trip balls
>>25929845>>Look around, try locate the source of said sound
Licking toads - nothing could ever go wrong!
>You turn around and-Aouh-houh nouuh->Marcia despairs and tries desperately not to move.>The toad is on her hand AND the vox comm.>To move it off, it'd explode and kill everything within a kilometer radius.What do?____Guys, leave your suggestions here, I have to leave for now since I've got class in the morning. I'll finish this later if I ever do get the time.
>>25929935Pet frog. Frog is friend~
>>25929935I'll go ahead and archive it.Anyway. Can't even use your psychic powers to lift it up into the air without causing it to explode?
>>25929845inject acid of said frogs
>>25929503Eldar pirates were a thing since RT.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25928879/Alright, archived guys.
>>25929935Pray to da emperor
>>25929959>Can't even use your psychic powers to lift it up into the air without causing it to explode?This is good question, it looks about the size she could pick up with her hands, so she can pick it up with her mind.But if she can't, pet the frog, it just wants to be fwends.
>>25929954>>25930019Maybe give it something to eat as well.
>pet the frogeHOW ABOUT NOJust wait there. It's a frog. They move all the time.
>>25930032Do toads like imperial rations?
>>25930074but frogs are assholes and cannot be trusted
>>25929935hey, do draw her orange eyeit brings some charm
I just woke up from a nap.. And.. what the fuck am I doing in this thread?
>>25929935pick up the frog with our mind. or just wait for it to leave
>>25928879>tfw there will never be rule 34 of her sucking commissar dick while getting ear rubbed with a cum soaked face.Why have you forsaken me Emprah?
>>25931482Have you missed the first thread?
>>25931513...maybe. Link perhaps? If its not in the archives.
>>25931513Argh its only her showering with artistically nude body. Needs more human fluids and some "commissar's bayonet" practice with her mouth :D
>>25931513It never was lewd enough. Man.On a side note, I'm the guy from further up who'd taken a break from /tg/. Is the nazi mod gone now?
>>25929935Tape the frog to the vox with our Emperor Issue Field Ducting Adhesive Strips. Encounter enemy force, hurl vox + frog + Emperor Issue Field Ducting Adhesive Strips at enemy. Run.Wait for boom.
>>25931940>Emperor Issue Field Ducting Adhesive Strips>not The Emperors Tape>because It's What's Holding The Imperium Together™
>>25931861From what I hear, yes, but we're still suffering the fallout.Sage for being irrelevant to the thread.
Pull a Lofn and befriend it?
>>25931861Yes, but a new one has taken his place. One who bans you for NOT talking about porn.
>>25932568Yep. One time, everyone who spoke out against a porn request thread got deleted and banned. This has happened on several occasions. He also babysits quest threads and ignores horse porn.
>>25932604The former I can agree to, the middle I don't know what that means. The latter I don't either, are you referring to MLP?
>>25932622No, as in someone posting porn of some chick fucking a horse and the mod was too busy deleting opinions he didnt agree with to do anything about it.
>>25932703Yep. /tg/ has fucking awful mods.
>>25932604>ignores horse porni for one welcome our new moderator>babysits quest threadsnobody is perfect and its a small price to pay
>>25932942So youre a shitposter, then.>>>/d/ is more your fit.
>>25932998>still spamming that tired meme
>>25932986Or maybe I just like to keep my interests separate. You got /d/ for porn, no need to shit up /tg/ just because you're too afraid mommy will catch you on a red board.
>>25933035have you seen a horsefucking thread on /tg/? he is making an elephant out of fly
>>25933049>HURR, TEEGEE IS MUH FETISH POSTING LOCATION>a pointThe only point he made is how he is a shitposter.
>>25933070I haven't, that doesn't mean there aren't any there.Horsefucking is right there under global rule, three? I don't remember, it's not even supposed to be posted on /b/.
Did everyone in this thread but me get banned?
>>25933163I'll take thta as a yes but I'll bump the thread anyway because I want more Marcia later on.
>>25934205>I want moreSecond
This is probably me just being dumb, but just how in the hell would a toad explode and take out a everything within a one Km radius?
>>25937019Warhammer logic of course. Fucking frog be explosive as fuck. Being honest I expected it to be much bigger.>implying a massively explosive frog can survive evolutionarilyWhat happens when it fucks? Goddamn Warhammer.
>>25935835/b/ plsOr is MOAR so out of fashion that it became fashionable again?
Requesting more amber-eyes Marcia. Absolute boner manufactory.
>>25941488Needs more man-mayo on face, can anyone rev up their photoshoops for this tiny detail?Then it be perfect.
>>25941560Eldar don't get sprayed, they swallow that stuff right up, can't get enough of it once you get them housebroken. I tried to spray mine once, after pulling her off of my meat she reattatched so fast you won't believe it. And then she sucked like a vacuum and hoovered that white gold up without spilling a drop. At least that's what she called it, and what it felt like.
>>25941903Welp that didn't help the boner in my genes. Still requesting a pic of that vaccuming.
Bump before work.
Im quite interested in this story, any of you have the link for the main story?
>>25944563Just look ops name up on foolz.
I believe in LMK
>>25949194Yeah me too. Though he should be out of bed or whatever by now.
i..i thought this was dead.......i even had the funeral an..and acceptance and everything..no...noo... NOOOOOOOOOO
>implying I'm gonna let this thread die before I get more orange eyes Marcia
Rolled 29, 66, 37, 49, 35, 4, 68, 69, 93, 58 = 508>>25953070Here's a little bump to help you on your way.
I wonder how long we can make this thread last.Imagine if a DM said, "Ok, we're stopping here for now. I need to go to work." And the players just sit at the table in the DMs house for the next two weeks while he has to work on an oil rig.
>>25954047Its more like one of them just pops in every few hours to tidy up the place and feed his pet amnesiac eldar.
>>25954961What? That was a total non-sequitur m8.
>>25955036>That was a total non-sequitur m8.Not really, you're just kind of dumb.Its less of us staying in the thread 24/7 waiting constantly for him and more us popping in every few hours to see if he is back. Like housesitting and feeding his pet in his absence.
>>25955106I'd feed her every few hours if you know what I mean.
>>25955587I believe >>25941903 covered it adequately.
>>25941903See this stuff here is why almost every Eldar thread degrades into Elf blowjob fapfics. They just have way too adorable faces and widdle ears which are too fuckable. Good grief GW, time to cash in with the porn/hentai industry for epic monies from depraved neckbeards. 40k is saved.
>You are terrified of this frog, you can not attempt to befriend it.>You attempt to use what little psychic training you have to lift the frog gently away from your hand.>This is a very precarious situation, - 2 to Psychic abilities due to pressure>you must roll a 1d12, with -2 in effect, the safe rolls are: 8, 9, 10, 12. Anything below will result in failure>Only the first roll will matter, may the dice gods smile upon you.
Rolled 7 + 2>>25968586Oh man oh geeze
>>25968603Well I wrote -2, not that it matters.
>>25968615just 1d12 would have done it,
>>25968624Yeah, I was just curious if 4chan had a subtraction feature as well as the addition feature.
>>25968651it seems it's inverted, the -2 became +2.
>>25968666I think it just interprets any mathematical symbols as a +. I might test this in some dead thread later.
Guise.We gonna fail at moving this frog or what?
>Roll failed: 7>Your attempt to draw from the warp backfired, you suffer a concussion, and the entities of the warp now know of your prescence. You can not use your psychic powers for the rest of the day, to do so would mean death.>The frog and the vox communicator however, seems to have been zapped into the immaterium. Whether it was a lucky coincidence or not, it saved you from the frog. Albeit at the cost of your vox comm.You are now fatigued, and the light begins to wade as the sun descends.do you:>Keep scouting>Go back home
>>25968802The cautious side of me would say go back home, but we all know the price of cowardice in the face of duty to the Emperor.
>>25968802Never retreat! FOR THE GOD EMPEROR, FORWARD!
>>25968838Can't we scout the pantry, or coat closet, or bathroom stall back at the base?
>>25968886We already get picked on enough for our mutation, we dont want to be a coward on top of a heretical psyker mutant.
>You decide to continue on>You are pretty fatigued,>You try to climb down from the tree, and your head begins to spin.Do you:>Just jump down>cautiously climb down
>>25969049>>cautiously climb down
>>25969122>>25969133THE DUBS COMMAND IT
>>25969049cautiously climb down
>>25969049Cautiously jump down.
dangerously climb down.
>>25969210I like this plan
>>25969049Leap off and do jumping jacks midair
>>25969049360 noscope something
>>25969049Be cautious. Don't want to sprain anything. Just take a breather once you get down.
>Still waiting for Marcia to recover her memories
>>25970010That would be bad and not conductive to commissar dickings.
>>25971793Commissar hasn't even dicked her once. ITS BEEN 7 threads man, only thing we got to lewd was Marcia shower and probably ear orgasm. All I'm asking is a very innuendo version of Marcia putting a very "distinctive" shape into her mouth while white goop is on her face. Then it could end with Marcia happily applying sunblock and eating a banana for the first time. That's as close as we're gonna get.
Rolled 1, 4 - 2 = 3>>25968651
I just came onto /tg/ and...
Considering how well this mission is going, I can see the commissar reassigning Marcia to serve as a comfort woman for the garrison rather than all this stuff. At least we could keep an eye on the guardsmen for any signs of heresy!
>thread dyingnot today