Previously on Dungeon Quest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=dungeon+skeleton+quest If you want to catch up quickly without perusing the full threads, here are recaps of the previous threads put together by a kind anon:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/xzyvns9ktl04wp7/Sdfjp6ngBX/dungeon%20quest%20recaps Pastebin for game notes:http://pastebin.com/A96wYqPR Official Skele-twitter:@SkellysRule Additional: Whenever I ask for a roll, unless I state otherwise, roll low on d%.
>>25934637Time to Drill up the giant skellington.
>>25934660And here's where we left off.
>>25934682I believe consensus was to move towards whatever was making the lil' skull vibrate.Is that down? If it is down, giga-drill.
>>25934682Wow, for some reason I thought that giant skele was us, and we moved our heads to our knees. I can't into perspective.Unearth the giant.
>>25934682You know what we must become.
Alright dudes, roll for skele-drill
Rolled 86>>25934967100 get.
Rolled 11>>25934967Giga! SKELE DRIRRRUU
Rolled 86>>25934967Our drill is the drill that will gently push away dirt and rock from a potential friend.
Rolled 80>>25934976>>25934996Wow, fuck. How are we gonna roll two 86's?
>>25934976This quest is a roll under. 1 is good.
>>25934925Its more or less a bunch of faces anyway. Were not too far off already!
Rolled 17>>25935089Awww. Rolling to feel bad for skelecaw
Rolled 18>>25935089Shit.Maybe we can utilize Skelekinesis to just pull it up out of the ground?
>>25935115Your SK isn't even close to strong enough. It is buried beneath solid rock.
Rolled 11>>25935089"Don't believe in the Caw who you believe in. Don't believe in the Waifu that I believe in. Believe in the Skellington who believes in himself."
>>25935144Ask the chattering skelejewel what's up with this
>>25935144Tarnation! See if you can repair his beak with skelekinesis. Search the caves for a pick or somethingother.
>>25935169It simply continues chattering.
>>25935089Put some Skele-Tape on beak and find other things that can cut ground.
>>25935188Drop it on the floor above mechaskele's head
Rolled 74>>25935188Wander about to triangulate the chatteriest spot.
>>25935251Let's just continue through the cave with Skelevision active and see if we come across anything of note.
>>25935281What could go wrong?*A Balrog of Morgoth, a demon of the ancient world.*
>>25935312Honestly, I'd love to see that.We could trail it back to that Paladin.
Rolled 50>>25935333But we need his skellington.
>>25935341We need skullossus. Every effort from here-on must be to unearth him.
>>25935341Meh. No indication that any creature would automatically destroy the Paladin's skeleton.Besides, maybe we'd end up with the skeleton of whatever creature killed him?Plus, skeletons or not, we'd get the Paly's magical gear, right? And we could definitely use the sword to assist in digging out our big friend, the usefulness of a magical shield and a helm notwithstanding.
>>25935376We need more skellington energy for Giga Skull Break then.
>>25935209It just keeps chattering.>>25935250It is loudest when you are directly above the skellossus.It's hard to convey with still images so I'll say that you can tell the collossus is very far down from where you are based on perspective. Even if you could dig through the rock it would take ages.
>>25935483Time to go face the paladin then. sneakily
>>25935483ARghrauhghturehhg.Make a mental note of the caves location. We will return when we have mining tools.After we explore this, we must find human mines and free the skele-miners. We'll then return here, and let the Skellageddon begin.
>>25935483Oh, I see. I was under the impression that it was barely a few inches in the earth.Yeah, this is pretty definitely a lost cause for now, unless we can find some very significant macguffin or magical process to raise him from his slumber.I think just venturing deeper into the cave is our only serious option for now.
>>25935483We're kind of dead already, we have enough time to commit to a dig that would take ages.The Paladin might even die outside and we can pick up his skeleton afterwords.Once we get the ability to dig rocks.
>>25935638Well, there's a pool, a cave opening, and another opening across the ledge, and I'm pretty sure we can fly, so it should be easy to access any of those at our leisure.I'm gonna suggest...the pool first.
>>25935638Let's go for a swim first.
>>25935704>a swimLooks like a pit to me
>>25935757The pool is very deep. You can't see the bottom even though the water is still and clear.
>>25935757Doesn't hurt to look around, I guess. Cursory Skelevision glances under the water.Cave opening to the top left after that, I think.
>>25935829Skelevision turns up nothing beneath the water.
>>25935873NW. Into caves.
>>25935757Maybe we can trick the paladin i into the pool. Whould be hard to swim with all that armor.
>>25935797We can swim right?
>>25935890>>25935829>>25935775You hear sounds coming from up ahead. Sounds like talking.
>>25935984Fuck yes. Good thing we stole that birds sandals.If possible, skelevision to see them. If not, sneak closer using sandals.
Rolled 17>>25935984Dynamic entrance roll
>>25936178Eee hee hee. We sneaky.
>>25936178It seems we need to steal more sandals
>>25936178If we see enemies we dont think we can take, before they see us ofc. We can just split apart and pretend were random bones on the floor.
>>25936664Well guys, you know what must happen. We NEED dorf skeleton.. you know, for racial diversity.
>>25936664Hide as a pile of bones. AMBUSH THEM
We could startle them buy running past, and waving our hands in the air as if something is chasing us.
>>25936741Wait. This is more awesome.
>>25936741Yes! Brilliant!And as they turn around to get ready, stab em!
>>25936741Yeah and point behind us vigorously.
>>25936818He's onto us and he's peeking at the DM's notes!
>>25936664>having a bard in your partyGaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>25936741>>25936725Why not separate and do both?Ambush x2
>>25936818Damn cheaters.Exterminatus. Skele-cannon the one who spotted us, then wait for them to get close, and wind blast them.
Better yet, we can have one skele-head follow us at a distance making a lot of clacking noise.
>>25936936We now have the ultimate plan
>>25936818play them the song of our people. show that lame bard what real music is.
>>25936818Lets split up except for one. Then reform while he distracts them and we can headbutt them in the jimmies!
>>25936950when bard has lost his will to leave, we2ll work on others one by one. destroying them to the very cores of their being.
>>25936973Hmm this looks like we're attacking. oops.
>>25936973>skelecaw's neck stump
>>25936973>dwarf isn't surprised Fucking dwarves
>>25936664when we save these skelecomrades get ranger and dward for their useful skills. and let gay bard and faggot human fighter loose on the world.
>>25937060>not using the bard as cannon fodder by forming him into a shield
>>25937060>Play the song of our people to anything we encounter>Don't want bardCmon.And we could always use them as ammo.
>>25937096>Not making the human into a sword
>>25937096thats what dwarf is for. that puny bard couldnt break anything anyways.
>>25937152we should trap the bard inside our ribcage to turn the tables on those flesh prisonslet them know the true meaning of fear
We need to pay attention to Urist. He has hammer, and bludgeoning damage is not kind to us.captcha: FPParly agreesDamn right FPParly.
>>25937187You truly are the prophet of our people.
>>25937206Jump over them and keep running.
>>25937206Sorry guys but I need to take a quick break to run to the store. I should be back in about half an hour
>>25937231Just have one of your spare heads float there with your wallet in its mouth.
>>25937206This is not going well.I say we split up, wizard in the back to Gust the lighter ones off of us while two 2-headed bodies liberate the dwarf.
>>25937206i like this dwarf more and more. >>25937206just break apart and run past them. when you are past them reassemble but when reassembling add all your arms to each other and grab that bard by the collar. WE ARE TAKING HOSTAGE.
>>25937206WaitI think this bard is challenging usLET US DANCE THE DANCE OF OUR PEOPLE
>>25937391Why not unleash our most dangerous form?
>>25937471That comes later.
>>25937471Glue a GIGA DRILL to that, and we shall truly be the avatar of death and skellingtons
>>25937548We have drills instead of spikes on the wheel
Alright I'm back, sorry again for the interruption.
>>25937653No, no, what we need is a GIGA WHEEL BREAKER
>>25938063No you fool! Thats too much we wont be able to handle it!
okay so, this plan>>25937391seems solid, it also seems like a number of people are in favor of skelewheel mode?
>>25938110I was in favour of dancing the dance of our people.
Rolled 3>>25938110I prefer that plan.
>>25938110PUT THE BARD INSIDE OUR RIBCAGESHOW THEM WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE TRAPPED INSIDE A BONE PRISONTHEY WILL KNOW OUR PAINWE WILL SHOW THEM
>>25938219They're the ones in fleshy prisons. You misunderstand. The skeleton is freedom.
>>25938219If we put the bard inside our ribcage, the skeleton inside the bard will never know freedom.First remove the skeleton, then put the fleshprison inside our ribprison.
>>25938349good thing we didnt upgrade skelesmell.
Rolled 4, 4 + 1 = 9>>25938139>>25937391Here goes...Uh-oh! The fighter gets an attack of opportunity!
>>25938452He bashed waifu, didn't he.
>>25938452If only we had the skumble skill.
>>25938452Quick! Skelekenisis the head down the hallway into his face!
Rolled 6, 3 + 1 = 10>>25938452
>>25938584disregard this roll, forgot to clear email
>>25938452break waifu apart to and skelekinesis the bones ahead.we should do something about that one we cant see. but we cant see him, so we can aswell ignore him.
>>25938584NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWe need some kind of skeleregeneration!
>>25938584>>25938584Oh no he didn't.Did the rest of the skellies take that hostage?
>>25938584Her bones will kenisis into a whirlwind of hate and malice!
>>25938584That bastard just broke waifu! HE MUST KNOW SUFFERING.
>>25938640Make and opposed roll for it
Rolled 23>>25938784FOR OUR BEAUTIFUL WAIFU!
Rolled 56>>25938839Low rolls are the good ones in this.
>>25938858what would you be talking about to non-existing post. i definitely didnt forget such a thing...
>>25939088Can we still skelekinesis waifu back to us?
>>25939088Hold midget threateningly with 2 arms,play http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCEDfZgDPS8 with on that violin with the other two, so they know we mean business.
>>25939088brilliant.if waifu is still alive, lets exchange hostages. we get waifu, they get bard-meat. once we have waifu, free skelebard and give them bard-meat as promised.
Rolled 83>>25939246If they do not surrender, our giga drill shall rend his fleshy prison apart
Rolled 74>>25939207You can retrieve her skull, but the body is destroyed.
>>25939345save what we can.
>>25939345Alas, she was so beautiful.That slender frame, that hard pair of firm white elbows...
Guard Skelebro is best Skelebro.
Rolled 91>>25939345Fly her skull far over them to us.
>>25939436>Rolled 91This will go well.
>>25939436Eh, I'll give it to you.Prisoner secured!
Rolled 29>>25939500H-he didn't say to roll. I-it was an accident. It doesn't c-count... Right?
>>25939598since we don't have her body does this mean we have extra control of the super skeleton?
>>25939664Nah you just have an extra head. By the way you can mix and match heads and bodies, in case it wasn't obvious.
>>25939664or we have a head to spare.
>>25939598well... i didnt really think this through. we have the prisoner, now... wat du?
>>25939713run like fuck?
Rolled 48>>25939713Hold him up with an active Giga Drill pointed at his face.
>>25939713um make him play the skeleton xylophone as we dance?duh
>>25939730and abandon our skelecomrades to their lifetime of slavery ? NEVER.
Can we still write? If so, we should write a ransom for the bard.We probably won't get anything for him, though. At that point we free his skeleton and throw the meat at his friends.
>>25939756Definately this, also make obscene gestures towards the archer. I don't like him for some reason
>>25939773That's all the meatbags care about anywaysThe meatbag part. Right?
>>25939773Well atleast as long as we have the hobbit in our ribcage, they probably wont shoot at us?
>>25939756Dance the dance of our people
>>25939795I'm sure the skeletons actually think this.
Do a hang gesture that's like,"Wait, wait, hold up guys."And try to communicate "we want your skeletons."
Holy shit, there's a DrawQuest ad.
>>25939839Maybe we should try to take them on like this. since they don't want to hurt their friend they will have a hard time taking us on
>>25939931Let's try dancing and politely asking them for their skeletons first.
>>25939943Dance seems like the logical choice here.
>>25939943I don't think that's going to work anon
>>25939971you never know our mystical dance and magical music might shake them to their bones.
>>25939971Now, now, let it never be said that skeletons aren't unreasonable.
>>25940020Skelecannon the bodyless head at the dwarf.
>>25940020Wait... where´d the archer go?
>>25940039No at the fighter, the dwarf has that big ass shield (which we are totally going to loot)
>>25940039no thats our waifu, weak and fragile.
>>25940069stealth whole this time.
Rolled 90>>25940020Skelecannon the hobbit at anyone who charges. Splat them both!
>>25940070Shooting a skull at a guy with a sword doesn't really seem safe either.. baseball and stuff.
>>25940100Haha! It's working!
>>25940039But anon, that's our waifu! She's too delicate to be used as a weapon!
>>25940100And the dwarf still doesn't give a fuck.
>>25940100add the music. we'll move awaken our comrades within them
>>25940129Then we just keep shooting her until she toughens up.
>>25940111Dorf can still baseball with a hammer cant he
>>25940157>>25940129Pretty sure we need to give our waifu a milk bath.
Rolled 61>>25940100Dance Fever!
>>25940158he is 2cool2care
>>25940100Look, they're obviously waiting for the elf to get into position or something.Enough shenanigans, let's run away and dig a bunch of pitfalls for them. Go team-rocket mode, steal all their skelemons!
>>25940210>Look, they're obviously waiting for the elf to get into position or something.little did they know that it was exactly what we were waiting for!
Rolled 60>>25940245TAKE PITY ON THE HALFLING! FREE HIS SKELLINGTON!
Rolled 63>>25940245rerolling for mystic dance.
This quest has really given me insight into the difficult lives and hardships of the undead.
>>25940263Throw the meaty body at them!
>>25940289Make that UN-lives
Rolled 97>>25940245Okay, the case of the missing ranger has me concerned. Can we use skelevision to locate him?
>>25940245Compromise with them.If we can free the skeleton within the bard (for a musical pet) we'll stop fighting with them and give them our sandals.IF they apologise for hurting our waifu.
Rolled 49>>25940245Rolling to awaken the skellingtons!
Rolled 95>>25940263>>25940290free it, make a meatball and cannon it to them! or cook it and serve with potato soup. mhhhmhh. meatballs and potato soup.
>>25940245Give them a thumbs up and free the halfling skeleton!
>>25940321>>25940314>>25940301>>25940273>>25940263Why are you guys rolling before being told to?
>>25940321last time we tried to cannon something that wasn't a skull we blew up
By the way the Skelecannon menu has a new option
>>25940367Those sweet meatbag tears.Give him back to his friends!will roll when ready
>>25940344Forgot to remove it from the email field. I still say we should use skelevision to locate the ranger before we stop dancing.And then maybe we can shoot the bard at the dwarf to damage his shield.
>>25940367Will that fire just his skeleton?
>>25940367it must be doneeven if we lose the head we can just put the waifu on a smaller more aerodynamic body
>>25940367Bard cannons: FIRE!
Rolled 23>>25940389>use skelevision to locate the ranger before we stop dancing.Roll it>>25940403>smaller more aerodynamic bodyso moe~
Rolled 91>>25940436Lazereyes detect target!
>>25940431>>25940444Alright folks who are we shooting at?
Rolled 20>>25940436>Rolled 23that oughta count.
>>25940519The dwarf! The impact should help shake off the meat.
>>25940519Lets wait, fire at the rogueNo shield
>>25940519at the elf dude
>>25940544>>25940543we cant see him guys
>>25940544>>25940543wont be expecting it and weak armor.
>>25940544Fighter also has no shield, he uses zweihander.
Rolled 15>>25940519The rogue! That Guy is cheating!
>>25940519Since we still can't see the ranger, I say blast the fighter.
>>25940564>use skelevision to locate the ranger before we stop dancing.>Roll it
>>25940564This. You couldn't locate him.
>>25940585should be linked to>>25940436
>>25940585and we rolled pretty shitty didnt we?
>>25940585OP said rolls are first come first serve, so we rolled a 59 to his 23.
I'll be right back. Stepping out for like ten
Rolled 46>>25940593Ok, roll for Dwarven Impactu!
>>25940593Hit that fighter. I dont want to shoot skulls at someone whose shield is bigger then the last guys>>25940611its roll under
might as well shoot at fighter than. dwarf probably doesnt care about anything anyways.
>>25940638>I dont want to shoot skulls at someone whose shield is bigger then the last guysAgreed.Lets aim for the fighters legs. OR!OMG, the ceiling???
Rolled 14>>25940676The paladin was probably epic level
>>25940729still why risk it?
>>25940729Still, if we can take out the fighter that just leaves 3 (or 2 if the bard kicks it from being shot) people left.
Rolled 16>>25940798Fighter it is
Rolled 51>>25940859>>25940676>>25940643>>25940638Alright I'm back. Roll bardcannon
>>25940887>>25940901It would seem the God of RNG is toying with us.
>>25941006The god of random number god?What.
>>25941029Random Number Generator
>>25941047The joke-Your head
>>25941108RIP in piece whatever happens.
>>25941163Oh yeah, bard boy's dead.
>>25941163"You forgot your lute!"
>>25941163Bardcannon - go!
>>25941163ahahah thats a good face he is making there.
>>25941108>Rolled 2Oh well.Was worth a shot.Nothing to lose our head over.Sorry
Rolled 2>>25941163Thaaat's gonna hurt.
>>25941163Armor Piercing Flesh Stabilized Discarding Skeleton?
>>25941185>>25941189>>25941108Once again the RNG toys with my frail heart.
>>25941321Maybe one of the halves!
>>25941321And nothing of value was lost
>>25941321Where did the ranger go? Do we still not know?
>>25941321So... Uh... Shoot the rest of the bastard?
>>25941321that damn fighter, we can not let a comrade trapped inside such a monster. time to bring out the bigh guns.go into skelespidey mode.we never used it for anytihng actually but it looked strong
>>25941464and there it goes, dwarf will find the truth in our way and let his bones free.
>>25941373He still hasn't shone up.>>25941465
>>25941574Can we scuttle up the walls?
>>25941574Skelegatling! Three shots! Skelekenesis them back
>>25941574What if we load up a bunch of random sharp bones? Skele-shotgun!
>>25941574use skelevision to spot ranger and/or potential weak spots of enemies.
>>25941659I'm voting for this.I don't trust elves
>>25941648We could just fire the rest of the bard's bones, as scatter shot.
Rolled 56>>25941659Alright I'll give you another vs. roll
Rolled 17>>25941729Our vision pierces his illusions!
>>25941077Your joke wasn't funny. Pretending to be stupid is already meta on most other boards
>>25941729>>25941763at long last.
>>25941999Lets fucking get him before he pulls any bullshit
Rolled 59>>25941999GIGA DRILL TO THE FACE!
>>25942030but we're a damn spider. He's in a cloak thing.WE CAN WRAP HIM IN IT LIKE A COCOON.
>>25941999He goes in the cage next.
>>25941999Can we skelekinsesis the rock into the air, then throw it at the melees, while we rush this dick ass theif?
>>25942049this sounds like good idea as any.then free skelenger to aid us in our fight.
Rolled 77>>25942049ROLLING TO COCOON
>>25942049But why not go straight for freeing his skeleton?>>25942060Not unless its made of bones we cant
>>25942060I thought skelekinsesis only works on bones
Rolled 88>>25942077What have I done?
Rolled 71>>25942060Skelekinesis only works on skellingtons
Rolled 5>>25942077>>25942092DICE PLEASE. STOP GIVING ME INCREASING DOUBLES.>>25942085Because spider.
>>25942105and now I've burned a 5. What kind of monster am I?
>>25942119Stop talking please
>>25942092Rolled before being asked. A classic newfag blunder
Rolled 38>>25942092STOP ROLLINGSTOP ROLLINGGG
>>25942127I don't know how. I'm sorry.
>>25942119Don't roll unless you're asked to roll.
>>25941999So I think we need to grab this guy. Can we fire the remaining bits of the bard to distract him, then pounce on him and strip the flesh?
Rolled 80>>25941999Little by little we become more skellington with each turn! GIGA DRIRUU BREAKUUUU!
>>25942191>>25942081>>25942030 Stop stop! Its clear we can not in2gigdrill!
>>25942191You mean GIGA WHEELUU BREAKUUU pleb
>>25942225GIGA SKERRETON JERREE
>>25942081I'm gonna have you guys roll for a drill attack. It's 4d6 base + 1d6+2 for the drill (total 5d6+2) vs TN 9, Comp 3
Rolled 1, 6, 5, 6, 5 + 2 = 25>>25942273Giga.. Driruuu BREAKUUUUUU!
>>25942273If you have failed trying to roll so far leave the rolling to professionals!
Rolled 4, 6 = 10>>25942273Dice?
>>25942273Can we do GIGA WHEEL BREAKER instead?
>>25942337No, We need to leave a body behind
>>25942306Our Skellington is the Skellington to pierce the Heavens!
>>25942306Nice one, working on drawing
>>25942612Good, now assimilate his bony bits
>>25942210guys guys guyyou're all forgetting the combo or skelecanon plus skelekeneis spare bard parts for a skelerang.they block attack from front to get hit by skele parts behind.we can totally lose an arm to liberate another skelebro
>>25942643But we want his body for waifu
Rolled 1, 4, 1, 1 = 7>>25942612The fighter makes a leaping attack while shouting a warcry!His attack is 4d6 vs your TN 16, comp 15
>>25942783get rekt, fighter!
>>25942783FUCK YOU FIGHTER
>>25942783Waifu ready the cannons! SHOWTIME!http://youtu.be/SqcBecRWl_I?t=17m27s
>>25942783Quick! Hug him, to death.
>>25942783he is making an air attack, i say give him a good burst of our wind attack while he is mid air knocking hi aside
>>25942783>>25942868This man knows his shitBlast the fucker into the ceiling/wall
>>25942868We can kick his ass without wasting our wind wand
>>25942640Since the fighter missed, you have a moment to do so.
>>25942868Oh shit, that's a pretty neat idea. Blast the fighter into the ceiling!
>>25942905Stick him in our chest. He can shoot out from our ribs
>>25942935we can stuck only his arms to our chest and he cann still shoot.
>>25942905Can we assimilate and windblast?
How fast can we shoot our skelecannon?When we fight the dorf i think we should tie a rope to one of the skeleheads but then pull it back to feint out the dwarf then fire a 2nd skelehead
>>25942905Aw man, I missed half the quest!Damn twitter thing not working for me...But nice, we got a skeleelf
>>25943110OH GOD THE WIZARD'S BEARD FELL OFF? WE NEED TO FIND IT AFTER THE FIGHT!
>>25943110PIN HIM TO THE WALLSTAB HIMSTAB HIM MANY TIMES WITH SKELEKNIVES
>>25943110Now shoot him with the bow
>>25943110well? it is a wind attack. how much damage did we do?or is he stunned enough for us to swarm him and free he skeleton
>>25943110Quick wheel break that son of a bitck
>>25943153>>25943155Grind the flesh off of him with the wheel attack?
>>25943110You know this party has to be pissed they have run into such a high level monster.Also do we still have the bards body inside us?Does that add into our super skeleton body?
>>25943110we have eigth legs, might as well use some. pin him with a few of them and strip the meatsuit with others.
>>25943182>>25943171Pin him and use the rest of the body as a wheel to grind it off?
>>25943155>>25943171>>25943182>>25943188I just want the bow to be used
>>25943227We always have the opportunity to use it later...
>>25943227we have had a spear pretty much since the very beginning and havent used it once. weapons not made from skeletons are lame!
>>25943155>>25943171Alright roll for the wheel attack, you have six bodies and six heads now so it's 6d6 against his TN 12 which is at a penalty for being stunned from the wind spell. He also has base Comp 3.>>25943247 The bow shoots sharpened femurs>>25943178You already assimilated his body, yeah.
>>25943247We need to learn bone alchemy and figure out how to turn metal and wood into bone.
Rolled 5, 3, 2, 6, 2, 6 = 24>>25943339GIGA WHEELUUUU
>>25943243>>25943247Take the string from the bow off of the wood and use skelelimbs to make a better bowThen fire the spear with it
>>25943339What was the +2 from last time?
Rolled 3, 3, 6, 1, 1, 6 = 20>>25943339>The bow shoots sharpened femursfuck ya
>>25943339>The bow shoots sharpened femursWhat happened to the arrows? Can we use those first? Assuming those femurs are part us, they would do well to be kept.
>>25943355Our Wheel shall stunlock the heavens!
>>25943375The rattliest of all alchemy subtypes.
>>25943371Drill. This time I couldn't think of an appropriate bonus for the wheel so I decided to treat it as a regular attack, because it was more than enough already. >>25943355
>>25943339GIGA WHEELUUUUU BREAKERUUUU
>>25943506Now throw all of his bones at the dwarf!
>>25943513The dorf probably already nope'd out.
>>25943506So, how's the dwarf handling the death of his teammates?
>>25943506oh god, that made me laugh so hard.
>>25943537The Undeath and rebirth!
>>25943513No you fool! We liberated his bones bones from their fleshy prison, Why would we throw them away just like that?
>>25943506see if dwarf seems to actually care any of this.
>>25943506what is the dwarf up to?
>>25943506Look : Dwarf
New party member!
>>25943614Another helmet to blast out of our cannon!
>>25943614Can we assemble into two gestalt skeletons? One for fighting one for bow, magic and cannoning?
>>25943614we have a nice long sword now, we can add a deadly tail to our spider form if the situation calls.
>>25943614Let's have the dwarf's old companions free his inner skeleton, preferably with slow walking and chattering of teeth.
>>25943614damn this we must be a monstrous size now.lets see that pally fuk wit us now. i take that back im actually really scared of 'em
>>25943656We Skele-Lagann now.
>>25943656Why not just do all with one form?
>>25943578>>25943562>>25943561He seems to have vanished
>>25943701Chase him down, his stubby legs couldn't have gotten him far.
>>25943701nuts I wanted his sheild
>>25943701We can detect bones through rock right?
>>25943701Can we use skelevision to see him?
>>25943701Skelevision Also, we should probably put the pointy ends of our weapons somewhere outside of the skeleton mass, for extra destruction
>>25943701Good lord that poor DwarfWe have to be like a CR 10 or somethingI bet their party was CR 5 or so
>>25943701go into skelehound mode and chase him. i want those thick bones inside me.
>>25943720>Chase him down, his stubby legs couldn't have gotten him far.seconding this.stubby legs plus encumberance.Can we see his boot prints?
>>25943733i dont think very far though. its only level one.ya i say we go chase down that stubby little dwarf, just hope to all that is boney he hasnt met up with the pally
Did we get any xp from this?
>>25943733>>25943737>>25943741Skelevision turns up nothing. >>25943746>boot printsHis footprints just stop in the middle of the floor where he was standing before.>>25943783Yep, getting to it.
>>25943742Poor dwarf?We're trying to save him you rockhead.
>>25943799I say we attempt to dig where he was standing. Maybe he has magic to dive into it.
>>25943799Did the fighter run him off with that pun?
>>25943799>His footprints just stop in the middle of the floor where he was standing before.Thats unsettling.ANONS! Someone come up theorys, I have none...
>>25943824go to where the footprints are and STOMP! he is still there but just invisible.
>>25943824>ANONS! Someone come up theorys, I have none...BELOW!
>>25943824Scroll of recall.
>>25943910I vote we skelecannon every inch of the cave
>>25943935Guys he probably teleported out of here.And don't we have a giant skeleton to find?
>>25943910What about that hole in the ceiling?
>>25943910just keep going, we can find many more skeletwarves on our continuing epic.
>>25943910Have the elf, with his racial bonus(???) searh around. Is waifu now on the halflings body?
>>25943824He probably used a magic item and fucked off to a town or something.Speaking of which, is there a town nearby? If nothing else we can eventually raid the graves and increase our number of skeletons exponentially.
>>25943910hmmm, well he gone. what are there any more paths? if not then i say just continue going the same direction we were going
>>25943965I'm pretty sure thats blood
>>25943910Spread out and find him!
>>25943935Nah, we should just keep going for the Skelegiant.Eyes on the prize... Eyes on the prize...
>>25943965That is what's left of the fighter's fleshy parts.
>>25943962I knowI just want to collapse the cave
>>25943935No thanks. Last time we did that we lost a lot of skellibros and pissed off a super paliden>>25943962This guy has it lets just let the dorf go
>>25943983Okay, makes sense. Can we collect the destroyed bones, and put them in the cannon, before we move on?
>>25944008Yes this. We can turn into a shrapnel cannon
>>25944027Fine but I at least want to collect ammo>>25944008
>>25943989>I want to destroy the resting place of the Skelossus
Oh! I almost forgot. Choose your next Skeleskill!>Skelecannon 2/5>Skelekinesis 2/5>Skelevision 2/3>Skelepathy 1/3>Skelechemy 1/5
>>25944084Can u tell us a little about them?
>>25944084Skelechemy sounds awesome.
>>25944084>Skelecannon 2/5Skelecannon has been good to us and I'm still worried the paladin is after us
>>25944142I can't reveal what ability tiers do that you have not yet acquired. As for existing abilities, refer to the pastebin for game notes in the OP
>>25944084I feel like skelechemy would allow to mend our bones/transmute new ones, so I'm gonna vote for that in the hopes of rebuilding skelewaif
>>25944142my guessskelecannon 2 we will be able to fire rocksskelekinesis is just a stronger version of ours, maybe be able to slightly control on persons bones inside themnot sure about the others though
>>25944084>>Skelechemy 1/5this sounds really useful
>>25944186It would also mean skeleking could be raised.... That or reinforced bones.
>>25944211>>25944186I also vote skelechemy as long as it includes the bone changing crap I was talking about earlier
>>25944186I concur with this, fixing our waifu is high priority
>>25944084My vote goes to Skelechemy. Sounds like a interesting skill to have.
>>25944264skelechemy if it also lets us create new bones for wifuif not the skelekinesis
Skelechemy sounds interesting.
i feel like we having a giant case of samefaggotry.
>>25944368I'm thinking the same thing.
>>25944084Well it looks like we have a tie between skelekinesis and skelechemy. Shall we have a representative roll for each?
>>25944368I hope we don't have to do the ># voting thing.
>>25944392We're probably going to have to sadly.
Rolled 82>>25944406I forget how to roll.
Rolled 67>>25944391 skelechemy
Rolled 76>>25944419Rollan for higher
>>25944368I am >>25944186But not >>25944220or >>25944264or>>25944278Lemme cap this post to prove.
>>25944407>>25944416>>25944419>>25944423Looks like skelekinisis wins
>>25944407>>25944423Well it looks like skelekinesis takes it!
>>25944437Oh wait nevermind we votean now. I still can if you want, though.
>>25944391when shit hits fan like this you can always roll d2 to decide yourself.
>>25944455Alright I'm worn out a bit early tonight so I'm calling this episode a wrap. I would like to know how you guys feel about the combat system. Should I do away with it in favor of coming up with d100 rolls on the spot? Don't use rolls at all? Make it more simple, less simple? Or is it fine the way it is.
>>25944471I prefer to let people participate more, makes it exciting
>>25944501It seems pretty unique for a combat system.I like it, OP
>>25944501I like the rolls. You should draw the drill being bigger the higher the roll though.
Rolled 66>>25944501i like it the way it is, but i will accept a little GM fiat if something goes extremely bad, or if something goes too good like how the RNG love skelecannon, and with the awesome rolls you just dont obliterate everyoneremember this isnt SERUSE BUSNESS
>>25944501Don't change a thing it's fun.
>>25944501I enjoy the dice the way they are.It's simple and understandable.I love Dungeon Quest :3
>>25944501calling rolls when you see necessary is best for me. keeps the quest flowing instead of constant rolling and makes it possible both lose and win.
>>25944501I think the system is pretty fun.
>>25944517Dungeon Quest is the best!
>>25944529>>25944534>>25944545>>25944546>>25944557>>25944584Cool, I'm stoked you guys like it!>>25944565Yeah my philosophy here is that rolls are only for high stakes situations
>>25944616So will you tell us what Skelenesis 3 does since it's already ours?I can't wait for tomorrow damn it.
>>25944654We just got 2
>>25944565On this note, goddammit guys dont roll unless op asks for it. Its really annoying and disrupts the quests.
>>25944654Uhh we only got 2.
>>25944679This.Something tells me we have an influx of people in /tg/ who don't understand quest threads or something.
>>25944680>>25944671Typos are cruel
>>25944654>>25944671>>25944680>2yeah op, if you have any ideas about it, mind sharing them?
>>25944709Always proofread your work/posts.
>>25944703I think it's more that Dungeon Quest is suited perfectly for the people that are newish to Quest threads since it's so simple, fun, and accessible.
>>25944654>>25944717Alright I'll let a little spill. You can now move skeletons that are inside fleshies
>>25944800Yay! Only a matter of time before we can rip them out of the fleshies, Mortal Kombat style.
>>25944800just what i was hoping for.MWAWAAHAWAHA
Rolled 21>>25944800AH HA! i knew it! lets just not make this terribly OP though, something like only being able to control a limb or 2 at once, and if their strength could overpower our skelekinesis at some point
>>25944800I'll assume they get a save?
>>25944703Its more because some faggot decide to spam how AWESOME!11! this quest is in the Quest Thread Generals so we got all the shitposters from those threads.
>>25944800>inside fleshiesYou know what this means guys. We need to take the Skelekinisis up to 3 or 4
>>25944842Like this. Cut this shit out right the fuck now.
>>25944842>>25944844There are limits of courseCaptcha: itsplan statistics
>>25944862Fuck that, let's max it outalways wanted to be able to make someone's skeleton literally walk out of them.
>>25944878>Captcha: itsplan statisticsoh god im dying
>>25944883We need to get the paladin's skeleton to fight the paladin.
>>25944866What's with the influx of people telling op how to limit what we do?
>>25944862All of the skeleskills are huge game changers at higher levels by the way
>>25944916He was talking about the dice roll.
>>25944916I wasnt talking to op, champ, I'm talking to the guy who keeps rolling for no damn reason.
>>25944922Do they cost more, or are they just a goal to work for?
>>25944935I wasn't talking about that I was talking about>AH HA! i knew it! lets just not make this terribly OP though,
>>25944898Holy crap anon that fits this Quest PERFECTLY
>>25944956What I will do is, some encounters won't be significant enough to buy higher levels of a skill, in which case you will pick a lower level skill to increment. Or something, I might change my mind
>>25944989Man Disney made some messed up stuff.
>>25945013Alright cool. I really want max Skelenesis though so I may vote for it until we max it unless more catch my interest.I like having one REALLY good skill.
>>25944968Yeah I don't much care for that either. Op is doing a good job of scaling things to match our level and aside from that, I don't want this to be a "traditional" quest, I just want to get into some skelly shenanigans. If that means we are overpowered and shit then so be it. Hell, one of the most entertaining moments of the quest was when we headbutt the manbird is his balls and then stole his sandals. Calling for a roll would have just detracted from that moment.Once again, I blame the people who got QTG to shit up this thread by filling it with people who want something more along the lines of every other quest out there even though the fact that it ISN'T like them is the whole reason I love it so much.
>>25944968sorry about the rolling i keep forgeting to delete the fucking email field. and its only level 2, i dont want it be be like "now use skelekenises to freeze pally in place and then proceed to rape him" takes all the challenge away, at level 5 i would love to rip peoples skelletons right from their skin though.plus im just throwing ideas out there, OP doesnt have to take them
>>25944968Why I find issue with this is because it's a sly way of telling OP how to run his campaign and assumes they know more about how it should be balanced than he does.
>>25944989Yeah, we definitely have an influx of newbies. Not that its a bad thing, but try to learn some posting etiquette for next thread.Op posted that song in like the second thread or something, by the way.
>>25945013...OP...are...are all the abilities world shakers at max?>Skeleannon>Mfw Skeleton skull reaches escape velocity.
>>25945047Ideas are nice and all but the way you word things make them demands not suggestions.>Could you make me a sandwich>Make me a sandwich
>>25945074>mfw we never get the skull back because of the dimensional rift we opened.
>>25945047>i dont want it be be like "now use skelekenises to freeze pally in place and then proceed to rape him" takes all the challenge awayAnd who says the pally wont have inscribed armor that protects him from undead magic or an aura of Holy that negates our spells? Have some fucking faith in op and try not to type like a fucking 12 year old.
>>25945074>mfw too fast
>>25945090>forgot my face even
>>25945091>>25945079Whoa, I get that you guys like how OPs handling the quest now, but don't be so hostile to suggestions and shit. You're acting like a bunch of elitefags who's 'quest is too cool for school'.Let OP decide how he wants to handle shit, and let everyone have a turn talking.
>>25945074The ones that go to five are. The ones that go to three are good but are more about information than raw power. And yeah skelecannon five is silly
>>25945090Thats why you tie it to a rope. Or upgrade skelekinesis first for Skullerang ammo.
>>25945091>>25945133Guys just chil pleasel. Dungeon Quest is a happy place
Everyone arguing about petty stuff that doesn't actually pertain to the quest, please just excuse yourself to QTGs.
>>25945136like lie down on you back and fire half of a continent to space as an astereod silly?
>>25945136Consider Skeleannon 1 destroyed a tower...yeah, I have to agree.Man it's gonna be so cool.Never lose that sense of humor OP, it's what makes you glorious
>>25945165My only suggestion.
>>25945165ya let listen to OP, im sorry guys for sounding really demanding on how i suggest the game be played. I have faith in OP that he will not let any of us down
>>25945165It is, which is why I want it to stay that way by discouraging bad posting etiquette. I know its kinda rude, but consider it tough love. And I waited until after you were done for the night to air my grievances because I didnt want to ruin your thread.
>>25945198...now I'm picturing killing that guy, and his hair actually has bonesHIS BEAK SHALL RIVAL SKELEBIRD
>>25945205Learn some fucking grammar and punctuation, guy. Seriously.
>>25945216Dual drills.Combine the drills.And then we find an ivory codpiece for maximum drill powers.....oh god it's endless.
>>25945232AND THEN WE INSERT THE DRILL INTO SKELEANNONAND WE PIERCE THE HEAVENS
>>25945232>Spirial Power is endless
>>25945232the we drill into the earth on a quest to raise SKELESAURS
>>25945259>SkelesaursDear god...Do fossils count as bones, OP?
>>25945222fucking christ man. really? I just want to get my point across and not have to worry a whole lot about grammar and punctuation. I'll try, but i'm not terribly good at it.
Oh by the way the guys you killed had some other misc items. I'll cover that in the next ep
>>25945291I just know I'm going to miss it.When do you think you'll be holding it next?
>>25945260Man why can't all gangs have a member who has insane hair to identify him as leader?
>>25945276Not like that matters once we learn Skelechemy.
>everyone we kill is assimilated I don't envy you OP, if you keep this quest going, the behemoth we will become will be such a convoluted mess of bones to draw
>>25945291Oh, by the way OP, did we get the Halflings bones? Or does he not count?
>>25945302I'll update the twitter. I am behind on some work I need to do so I probably won't be starting until late.
>>25945331I let him count as a full skele. Keeping track of heads is enough work as is
>>25945338Twitter? Crap I've been trying to avoid twitter but I keep missing stuff because I don't have one. I guess I'll make one. J-just for you OP-sama
>>25945352Doesn't waifu have his body?
>>25945328Yeah it's pretty crazy but as long as people are patient enough for me to draw it I'm game
>>25945352It makes sense to count him as a full skelly, since I would assume skellywaifus previous body wasn't COMPLETELY destroyed.
>>25945358I dislike it too and I also made one specifically for these threads
>>25945352with the way this quest is going i think we are gonna have to do just skele x whatever amount we have, could be in the hundreds, and we will be shooting full skeletons at people eventually!
>>25945358>>25945402no one likes twitter, they just use it for quests
>>25945419Eventually we'll just have extras for ammo or repairs to the main skele-mass
>>25945402Just, um, a suggestion OPWhen we get damaged, we could just lose Skelie bodies, (and crit damage maybe a head), and we absorb skelies to grow to full size againIt might help keep us from being super sized and made of 100000+ skeletons Just a suggestion honest
>>25945425Ugh it's forcing me to follow 4 more things. This is annoying.
>>25945461It's like how sourdough makers have one ball of dough they just keep adding to and subtracting from. Heh.
>>25945481you don't HAVE to follow 4 more things. it just wants you to.
>>25945481Just change the URL to skip that part
>>25945493It's okay there are things I've been meaning to like starbound, Ultima and other crap.
>>25945471>It might help keep us from being super sized and made of 100000+ skeletonsNah I've got big plans for this quest, that's part of the fun
>>25945549>Big plans....Oh man, I'm so excited.Your Quest will be in many copy pasta for future generations to enjoy OP.
>>25945500>>25945549So, do you know and or converse with Opee and Yohz?
>>25945602Who?Captcha: cumboxt attending
>>25945648They're pretty cool /v/ adventure thread guys.Opee did a lot of Knight adventures, where we'd always fuck up and die (Only like twice winning), and Yohz does Civilization and Humans in Hell adventures, which are pretty rad.
>>25945694Oh I've seen the knight ones. I like those
>>25945694was it these knight threads?
>>25945743His drawings are so cute
>>25945743Same line-style, that was probably a really earlier thread, he adopted a more simply artstyle later on.
>>25945743The Legg of Stank gets me everytime.
>>25945743I am laughing but also feel badThe drawings are cute and it makes me sad tg destroyed the innocence of the world
>>25945892>it makes me sad tg destroyed the innocence of the worldNigga, thats an ad/v/enture thread. /tg/ is too stuck up its own ass to have that kind of fun anymore. Just look at the people who tried to shit all over op with shit like balance and plot.
>>25945905>/tg/ is too stuck up its own ass to have that kind of fun anyIndeed. Fortunately OP is doing a good job with the fun.
>>25945905well maybe these threads might change something. hope people start doing more of these upon seeing the success we've been having
>>25946139I wish I could drawfag, just so I could run a quest like this :(Guess I'll have to rev up ye olde penne or learn how to draw if that's to happen.
>>25946139You mean drawfag threads?