You scuttle toward the scowling creature when a voice speaks out from some hidden source.
"Look at this, two monsters in a cage. I wonder who will win? We have Kewem, the security head from Lapas Base. He's a strong and cyber-enhanced, the base champion in arm wrestling and spine snapping. He is facing off against... BIOWEAPON 12!!! My greatest creation, capible of adapting to kill anything that lives! Does Kewem still count as alive? I don't even know, but we're here to find out!"
"Personally, I don't think Kewem has a chance againt my baby, all tied up like that, so I've left the key to his electro-manacles on the operating table."
"Will he be able to escape the chains and fight for his freedom? I sure hope not!"

You are in a square room with curiously bare walls. There are two lights hanging from the roof between you and your prey, and everything above the lights is shrouded in darkness. There is a metal table underneath the light closer to you, and on it rests a small keycard. A single metal chair sits aside from the table. Your prey sits up on its knees, arms bound behind its back, and stares at you with one beady eye and the other sparking.

>List of current abilities:
Mouth:
- Teeth
- Mandibles
- Lower jaw
- Tongue
Body:
- Spine
- Snakelike form
- Feathers (green) (manipulable)
Limbs:
- Muscular fore legs (Thin carapace shell)
- Second pair of Muscular fore legs (Thin carapace shell)
- Bird/crustacean hybrid rear legs (good jumping)
- Digits (Front and middle)
- Claws
- Suckers (On feet)
Sensory:
- Colour vision
- Hearing
Reproduction:
- Stinger (Any species compatible)
Social:
- Ability to resist beast urges
- Can understand language
- Can speak (Single voice: male human blue collar worker)
Bioweapons:
- Photosynthesis (Heal or recharge weapons after sunbathing in bright light for a time)
- Poison (Deadly Neurotoxin) [2/2 uses remain]
- Fangs (Inject poison)
- Hyper Reflexes - Slow motion [0/2 uses remain]
???:
Knowledge:
- Unique: When you eat a new creature, you gain knowledge of its strengths and weaknesses.
- Common: Names of common objects, Pirates in the sector, Asteroid Base layout, Basic food preparation, Flirting
- Specialised: Refuelling business, Paperwork, College life, Driving, Racing, Engine maintenance, Interspecies compatibilty, Shortcuts in an asteroid base

>When you devour a delicious creature you can gain some of it's strength!
>You can also heal, or recharge bioweapons!

>What do you do?

Rolled 16

>>25981005
avoid the sparking eye and go for the meat

>>25981014
Make sure the card is far away...and greet our prey
"How nice to meet you Meatbag..."

>>25981025
No roll 'til consensus.

>>25981005
Jump over lights into the darkness, then attack from above.

"How nice to eat you, Cybermeatbag," you say to the creature as it gets to its feet, still staring at you.
The creature bares its metal teeth at you, but doesn't speak.

You leap up on top of the light and run into the cables supporting it. The hanging lamp shakes violently, and the cone of light swings from side to side below you.
The cyborg squints, peering up at the light.
You tense your legs, about to spring at the delicious creature...

>Roll 1d100!

Rolled 41

>>25981230

Rolled 95

>>25981230

Rolled 55

>>25981230
R-r-r-rollan

Rolled 56

>>25981230

Rolled 19

>>25981230
Get em!

You spring forward, kicking the light back behind you. As you arc toward the creature you hear a high pitch whine and the things arms rotate in their sockets, bringing a pair of metal fists, still bound, down over its head to strike you!

However the light's violent swaying shines right into its eyes, and it misses your head, only knocking one of your legs out of the way. You land on the things chest and bite and claw at its body through the thick police uniform, but your teeth and claws do little more then scratch the metal of its underlying cybernetics.

The thing opens it's half-metal jaw and howls as it bashes at you with its fists, trying to crush you against its chest.

>>25981366
Holy crap
Use our poison to keep him from beating us! Then devour him

>>25981399
we gotta find fleshy bits for that... so

FIND FLESHY BITS!

>>25981399
>Inb4 robo monkeys are immune to poison too.

>>25981410
Neurotoxin and adrenaline

You jab and poke the thing all over with your legs, most of the time your claws find hard metal, but the thing grunts with pain when you kick it in the lower back, one side of its neck on its thighs and between its legs.

The creature grabs your body in a hand, and slams it and you against a wall. There is a sudden popping noise, and the sparking from its eye ceases, and a red light begins to blink. You hear something hit the ground beneath the two of you, and a small amount of delicious seems to flow from the creature to whatever it was.

>Roll 1d100 for whatever you choose to do!

Rolled 34

>>25981540
Eat the drone!

Rolled 73

>>25981540
Attack drone.

Rolled 62

>>25981540
Leap and sink our teeth in! don't let em recover!

You tear out of the delicious things grasp, losing a few feathers to its impossibly tight grip. You slip between its legs and see the things hand, disconnected, scuttling toward the metal table. Without a second thought you leap onto it, and it disappears down your maw. It's delicious, but isn't sating.

You turn back to the creature, which is holding its remaining hand up to its head, groaning.

From the walls the voice of your creator bursts into the air, laughing madly.

>Roll 1d100 for whatever you do!

Rolled 87

CHANCE.

Go for its lower back. Chew into its torso then begin to eat your way up to the head.

Rolled 41

>>25981664
Show our creator how beautiful our work really is
Tear out the man's guts and eat him, slowly, while he yet lives!

Rolled 5

>>25981664
RIP OFF HIS HEAD!

Rolled 74

>>25981664
these rolls damn

>>25981540
is this guy modelled of a certain blue haired pirate?

>>25981784
>The only particular inspiration for this guy was a rather broad link to a pilot for an anime that never got off the ground.
>And, you know, all the other cyborg monkeys ever.

Now is your chance! You scrabble madly across the smooth, cold floor, using your suckers for extra grip and jump onto the things back. You bite into succulant flesh and the cyber gorilla howls in pain. You dig deeper, but after a short distance you hit the things metallic spine. You clamp your mandibles around it as it screams, but before you can crush it the things arms fly over its head and grab your tail.

It wrenches you off and pulls you in front of it, so you stretch out and bite into the things neck, tearing out flesh until its head is only connected by its spine and a few pistons on the left side.

The thing angrily swings you around by the tail, smashing your head into the wall and floor. Reeling you kick, hard, at the things neck and shatter the piston, knocking the head to the floor. The body stutters and goes still, though it still holds you tightly. The head regards you with a scowl, and the things glowing eye begins sparking madly. You can feel a thread of delicious reaching out from the head.

>>25981856
Bite the EYE!

Rolled 37

>>25981856
>All the other cybermonkeys ever.
You played Ape Escape too!?

Whoa this monkey guy is fucking tough...

BITE HIS EYE SOCKET OUT, TEAR IT FROM HIS CRANIUM MUAHAHAHA

Rolled 66

>>25981856
now with roll.

Rolled 99

>>25981891
>37
Looks like it's up to you Red

>>25981897
... that might count?

>>25981891
pity this wasn't 33 then itd make a perfect multiples.

>>25981856
wrap our tentacles around it and start ripping machine-y bits out of it.

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>>25981897
>99
I...I don't even...

>>25981856
Attempt to devour the tendril of deliciousness.

>Short break while I go heat up something to eat myself.
>>25981948
>The tendril of delicious is more ethereal and not there. You know about it with the same sense that lets you know when things are Delicious. It's not exactly sight, nor smell, and you haven't even unlocked taste yet.

You strech out as far as you can, but you can't quite reach the head with your mandibles from where the body has you pressed against the wall.
"Use your claws you adorably useless wretch of tooth and feathers!" shouts your creator.
You reach out and grab the head, pulling it toward you, then bite into the eye, wrenching it from the socket and throwing it aside.

The Cyborg's head glares angrily at you, and tries to bite you, but the fight is over. You stuff the thing down your throat, savouring the delicous wriggling at it tries in vain to escape. Then the Hunger overtakes you, and you begin consuming the things body, spraying oil, coolant and blood arround.

>Pick one of:
>Ferrovore: Eat metal to heal and recharge
>Machine Compatibilty: Plug and play limbs
>Remote operations: Control spawn personally.

>>25981996
>Ferrovore: Eat metal to heal and recharge

Oh yeah.

>>25981996
>Unlocked taste
I'm...not sure we should.

Also
>Ferrovore
THIS SO MUCH METAL IN THE WORLD OF LORD THAT IS USEFUL

>>25981996
>Machine Compatibilty: Plug and play limbs

>Machine Compatibilty: Plug and play limbs

>>25981996
>Also: Heal (Bruised body, head, leg) or Recharge Bioweapon?

>>25982034
Bruising isn't serious. Lets recharge.

>>25981996

>Ferrovore: Eat metal to heal and recharge fuck yea

>>25981996
>ferrovore

We rust monster now.

>>25982034
List of bodily damage?
Also, how much metal do we need to eat to heal?

>>25981996
So many good choices!

I'm going to have to go with Ferrovore. The ability to eat metal should give us more movement options.
For instance: instead of having to find an exit to any vents we find ourselves in, we can just make our own by eating through the wall. Also we will now be able to show any vent fans who's boss.
Finally if we encounter another metal box filled with deliciousness we should be able to devour it.

>>25981996
>Remote Operations

You guys don't realize that this means we can hivemind? Let's grab this.

>>25982058
>One being, or an unknown amount of time in bright light.
>Perhaps I should rename Photosynthisis to Photovore, to get the idea across better.

>>25982072
It clearly says "Control spawn personally". That's not a hivemind. That's just assuming direct control.

>>25982034
Ferrovore (already voted before so don't count this one,) heal, then eat table to recharge.

>>25982077
...Um...I asked about metal, actually.

As we get more powers the eating thing is going to become more important so I say rename it to photovore and group it together with ferrovore.

>>25982103
Can I just say I'm loving these fancy names?

>>25982078
Except we need to get to hivemind SOMEHOW. If we skip remote operations, we'll still need to get remote operations eventually, and we don't know when we will.

Also, ferrovore allows us to heal and such, but we won't NEED to heal if we're not the ones who got hurt.

>>25982095
>Right. You're not sure yet. Probably a few minutes worth of eating.

>>25982128
We can get a hivemind later, right now, we can heal through metal.

>>25982128
I'll be honest, I hope this will allow us to increase in size finally.

A little tired of being tossed around and all

>>25981996
>SWARM
>IT BEGINS

>>25982129
Ah. Fair enough then.

>>25982137
Increasing in size is viable at this point, at least. We don't have to rely purely on ambush tactics, and our cover is already blown.

>>25982136
>Heal through metal
>Instead of NOT NEEDING TO HEAL because we're having our minions do all that dangerous crap.

>>25982158
Don't worry anon, we'll get there...we'll get there.

>>25981996
>Ferrovore: Eat metal to heal and recharge

>>25982158
Tell you what, when we -get- a spawn, we can start thinking about controlling it.

>>25982203
Sure, okay, I can see that.

>We grow a spawn
>It attacks us because we have no way of controlling it at all because people have no forethought

At least eating metal will come in handy when we get injured because you want us to create creatures we can't control.

>>25982232
Dude, quit throwing a bitch fit. You're the only one who thinks ferrovore is a bad idea.

Deal with it.

hell yeah, my weekly dose of bioweapon quest.
>>25982232
I'm glad someone else agrees with me

>>25982232
for once there is a quest where we act like a bloodthirsty monster, and you want to turn it into mastermind quest. your alone in our view, accept the decision of the group

>>25982256
Oh, ferrovore isn't a bad idea.
It's just not the best choice, and we have no idea when we'll get that choice again.

It's just that as it is, our stinger and spawn ability is useless. We've wasted upgrades on those. The sooner we can make them useful- progressing down the 'upgrade tree' the better. It'd be like putting a few levels into a prestige class for a certain ability and then dipping into a third before we get that ability.

>>25982302
It's not wasted anon

It all comes in due time
Just be patient...

Your reflexes twinge, and your senses heighten. (Hyper reflexes recharged: [2/2])
Your teeth harden and change, a metal lacing runs through them, making them harder to damage and allowing you to put enough force into them to bite into metal. Your saliva feels thicker and more... active?

You pull your bruised and battered body across the floor to the metal table, kicking the cybereye aside, and bite into one of the legs. Your saliva hisses on contact with the metal and you begin munching, pulling the table apart, and shoving it down your throat. The chair soon follows, being crushed and folded as you chomp it into edible pieces. As you eat, your body heals, bruises fading and feathers sprouting out to cover you evenly again.

Your creator speaks out over the intercom. "Okay, so I've just finished the- You ate my table! That was a graduation gift!"

>>25982338
WE HAVE ACID SPIT NOW!?

>>25982302
You keep talking like this is our only chance to get this ability.

We have seen multiple times that we get several chances to get certain abilities, and I know that OP wouldn't give us a pass-or-fail option for something we've been planning since, what, thread 3, Without warning us that this is our only chance.

>>25982338
"Sorry?"

>>25982338
"Sorry creator but it tasted deliciousssss..."

We're not really sorry

>>25982338
Apologise.

>>25982338
What was that gesture we saw once?

Show the creator our finger.

>>25982354
I think it may only eat metal?

>>25982417
Shit...so it's only chemically reactive with metal?

At least it'll help with a lot of bones. Calcium's a metal.

dude, metal chewing teeth. Much more deadly then mere fleshy chewers.

>>25982433
pretty sure we chewed threw bone already. We don't leave much more then blood stains even when we were nothing more then a moving mouth.

"I can eat metal now. That's what just took."

>>25982459
But imagine it. We can inject our saliva and melt their bones WHILE THEY'RE ALIVE.

>>25982433
I guess it helps if we ever need to make a get away, spit it at a wall and barrel through or something like that. Even with restraints perhaps?

>>25982338
ask her when can we leave.

>>25982338
If we get the chance we should ask how to suck the deliciousness out of things directly.
Getting two evolution options rocks.

>>25982477
sounds familiar.

If we go full paladin in the future I'm blaming you for it.

>>25982338
FINALY!!!!!!! one step closer to being a xenomorph! an acid is an acid spit on anything it will burn like a beeyotch

"sorry un tasty flesh bag, but we needed to test our new teeth"

>>25982355
>mfw Ferrovore was the 'dud' option because I could only think of two neat ideas that suited that boss, who was designed more or less to give you that ability.
>Don't worry, there will be other chances, but they'll have a different 'flavour'.

You raise a finger at the darkness that speaks in your creators voice. There is a gasp, and a silence for a moment.

"I am not sorry," you say.
"Oh it's alright. The important thing is that it was stolen and my brother didn't get to use it. Why does he get a gift for graduating in medicine, and my fifteen degrees got me nothing, I ask you? Just because he wanted to 'save the helpless' or something equally tripe. Useless, I say."

"When can I leave?"
"Well we can leave right away! I've got all sorts of data on how you work now, so you're not needed here. Just jump in this," a wall slides open, revealing a small cardboard box, "and we can go on to the next task... SHOWING THEM ALL!!!!"

>>25982514
Well for that we'd actually have to NOT eat people...Ha, like that's gonna happen.

>>25982541
Okay...no...do we want to be locked in a cage for the rest of our life? Should we bust outta this bitch? What do guys?

>>25982541
Last time I was in a box it had rice. Rice is undelicious.

>>25982568
err she is insane, but she wants us to kill people. She isn't gonna put us in a zoo.

>>25982541
Dud option? You crazy OP? Eating metal means we can SAFELY heal ourselves without needing to kill, in case we fuck up a mission

>I am not sorry
My sides

I...suppose let's jump in the box then. She's fed us, so she's pretty helpful...still wanna know what she actualy is.

>>25982582
She'll want to show off her "greatest creation". That will land us basically in a research lab somewhere getting cut apart for the rest of our lives.

>>25982589
we can't SHOW THEM ALL! from inside a cage.

Only by killing them horribly and painfully.

>>25982583
She's most likely a full cyborg who went cookoo.

>>25982589
nope, reread what she said last thread.

>>25982541
jump in the box i guess, maybe we will be sent t0 abirthday party....check and see if the box is marked delicious the clown

>>25982541
box, lets get her to get us to eat her brother

>>25982607
>Birthday death surprise
God yes

>>25982604
Perhaps. Either way I expect the authorities will catch up with her soon, otherwise this'll be too easy.

Let's get ready to bail should things take a turn for the worse.

"Last time I was in a box it had rice. Rice is undelicious."
"This one's safe! I even knitted you a blanket, to keep you nice and warm for your trip! I would never hurt my childeren!

"Anyway, as by the terms of our agreement, I'll keep finding you things to eat if you help me to... SHOW THEM ALL!!! I can't promise they won't fight back though, because watching you eat that guy made me... mmmMMM," there is an odd squeaking noise, and then a short silence.

"Haha. Sorry, I was distracted. What I want you to do is go and pay a visit to a man who has wronged me dearly. He hurt me in ways you would never believe. He cancelled my funding! The whore!"

You eye the box. From what you understand and can remember, it looks like a perfectly ordinary post package box.

>>25982684
INTO THE BOX.

>>25982684
get in the box, but leave the stinger hanging out. see what she says

>>25982684
into the GREAT UNKNOWN! into the box

>>25982684
Well...she's obviously crazy.
I'm not so convinced she's a cyborg...it probably is a mental thing she programmed so we can't find her delicious.

Welp, let's hope in and tuck up into a fluffy adorable ball, just for her.

>>25982684
It's Box Time!

>>25982724
This. Absolutely this.

>>25982742
>hope
Man I need to stop staying up so late.

We already showed her our stinger... she stabbed us with a needle last time. I don't want to be stabbed in the groin with a needle.

You jump into the box and then the lights go dark all of a sudden. You hear that curiously was-once-but-no-longer delicious presence step in from a hidden room. You stick your stinger up out of the box hoping for a better result then last time you showed it off, and it was stabbed, thankfully all that happens is a cold hand pushes you down and then loud plastic noises fill your ears as the box is taped up.

You lay quiet in the box for some time, before getting bored. You circle around, with just enough room in the box to rearrange yourself, and your claws get tangled up in the loose knitted fabric that takes up the lower space of the box.

And indeterminate amout of time later you feel the box being picked up and moved, then dropped roughly. You hear the unmistakable sound of a doorbell, then your creator shouting out, "Delivery!" Then the sound of footsteps running away from you.

>>25982799
prepare the CONSUME

>>25982799
wait. if no one comes to pick us up in say, ten minutes THEN bust out.

>>25982816
we dont know time!
lets cuddle into the blanket and pretend to be some aline bird kitten. wait a few days to be taken into the family...then....we eat everything after they feed us after midnight

>>25982742
Oh no, she's definitely a cyborg. Certain factors that I can't quite form into a coherent argument vouch for it.

For example, she's obsessed with having children, above all else. I imagine that she ruined her body with experiments to restore fertility, and had to replace her body with metal over time. Or just the standard immortality grab.

>>25982799
Heh, we are literally being delivered to people's doorstep

there has to be an old crappy horror movie about this stuff

BE CUTE AS POSSIBLE, so when they open we can startle em.

>>25982799
play it smooth and pretend to be a cute little pet that someone has abandoned on the door step.

>>25982839
>>25982868
>Be cute
>Covered in claws, teeth, and tentacles.

>>25982842
Oh wait, I think I mixed it up: Are cyborgs humans with metal parts, or robots that look human? Always mix it up with Androids.

>>25982799
Make a gurgling noise so it seems we are sick, they care for us, and we devour them.

>>25982886
our feathers can cover most of that thankfully.

>>25982886
Hey it's worked before.

>>25982893
cyborgs are humans with robot parts. Androids are humanlike robots--not humanoid, mind, they are supposed to imitate human life to be a proper android.

A few moments later footsteps return, you go to leap out before realising that it's your creator, returning.
"I forgot to say," your creator whispers, "go to the head office, it's on the top floor. He always works late alone, except for his secretary. Oh shi- here one comes." The once-human runs off again.

A time later, another pair of delicious footsteps approach the box with a slow and steady beat.
"Hello?"
There is a pause.
"Huh. Must have been in a hurry. Let's see here, delivery for a Mister N. Obody. Best drop it off at the mail room."
The box is lifted up a fraction, then dropped with a thud. You head shakes.
"Damn this is heavy, what's in it?"

>[ ]Leap
>[ ]Act cute
>Either way, roll 1d100!

Rolled 65

>[ ]Leap
RAWR!

>>25982917
>box with a slow and steady beat.
>"Hello?"
>There is a pause.
>"Huh. Must have been in a hurry. Let's see here, delivery for a Mister N. Obody. Best drop it off at the mail room."
>The box is lifted up a fraction, then dropped with a thud. You head
leap

>>25982917
"Take me to the head office, you idiot! I HAVE TO SHOW THEM ALL!"

Rolled 94

>>25982943
forgot my dice.

Rolled 33

>>25982917
>[x] Act Cute

>>25982941
gotta roll!

Rolled 30

>>25982917
[x]Leap
[x]Act cute
[x]Curl up around their shoulder and make adorable chirps

>>25982917
act cute

Rolled 64

>>25982917
Leap and eat.

Rolled 86

>>25982917
Act cute, ball of fluffy death.

Rolled 94

>>25982976
forgot my dice

guys, if we are going to act cute remember we are INCAPABLE of lying.

So no talking.

Rolled 9

>>25982998
Well, we dont NEED to speak just yet.

>>25982998
This. let's...not talk

A pen tip pierces the box, running from one end of the top to the other, harsh artifical light shines in through the gap, and you see a silhouette peering down at you.
"'From Dr Eliza Ville.' Hmm, now where have I heard that name before."

You roll over, wrapping up tucking your claws, mandible and suckers in folds of hand knitted blanket to hide them and puffing your feathers up a little, not enough to be intimidating, you think.

The box is opened fully, and the bright light blinds you for a moment. You draw on your deep, complex knowledge of Scraggler flirting, and bat your eyelids while making a crooning noise at the delicious fleshstick standing above you.

The creature makes no move for a moment.
"Oh I remember. There was a memo about her sending violent creatures every few weeks."

Rolled 74

>>25983099
"Wait, seriously? She sends one of us that often? What a floozy!"

>>25983099
dice 1d100
the jig is up leaping time

>>25983099
Well crap...that didn't work

Change of plans, lean on her facefacehugger style and let's see if we can't incapacitate her.

Maybe try out the breeding power? I dunno what do you anons thing?

Rolled 20

>>25983164
Forgot my dice

Rolled 21

>>25983179
>20
Sigh, I'm just gonna...sit in the corner for now.

"Wait, seriously? It sends one of us that often? What a floozy!"
"I know, it's rather droll really. According to the memo I'm meant to call security and throw you in the incinerator, so if you just sit still, I'll take you there now."

The creature picks the box up. Your eyes are becoming accustomed to the bright light. You are in a large foyer. Stone pillars support the roof and there is a glass wall leading outside behind you. There are numerous elevators along the back wall, and a door leads off to the side. A desk sits in the centre of the room, towards the back, and the walls are dotted with protusions, some the same pale grey as the walls, others solid black and chunky.

There appears to be nobody else in the room.
You are hungry.

>Pounce or other?
>Roll 1d100!

Rolled 58

>>25983099
leap onto her and use your suckers to suction out her eyes as you rip out her throat, then find an air vent and go hide.

Rolled 64

>>25983223
"Wait, incinerators are those fire-things, right?"

"I don't really want to go into the incinerator. That sounds painful."

"You know I have to kill you now, right?"

LEAP AT HER AND RIP HER THROAT OUT.

Rolled 37

>>25983253
>>25983223

Rolled 23

>>25983223
Pounce obviously!
I say we inject venom too, since we don't want her being too loud.

>>25983223
Wait, is the creature not Delicious?

>>25983320
>The creature is delicious! If a little bland.

>>25983327
That spells human to me.

>>25983327
CONSUME the deliciousness. is it sting-able?

Rolled 99

>>25983265
This.

>>25983351
Whenever I roll on these threads it's stupidly good rolls

>>25983365
Why can't I be you anon?

>>25983376
Cos if you were me I'd have to kill you.

"Wait, incinerators are those fire-things, right?"
"Yes, that's right. Very hot."

"I don't really want to go into the incinerator. That sounds painful."
"Oh, undoubtably, but that's what the memo said."

"You know I have to kill you now, right?"
"Have you filled out form 6B: Requesition for murder of employee on company time?"

You leap out of the box in the creatures arms, and land on it. You grab at the humans eyes with your suckers and pull with your muscular forarms.
"I might have to file a complaint for-"
The eyes come loose with a pop.
"Ouch."
You tear the eyes free and the creature drops the box, and falls to its knees, knocked out cold. It is bleeding onto the grey tiled floor.

You look around the room, and see numerous air vents high in the roof.
You are hungry.

>>25983408
CONSUME

maybe we should get Time Sense.

>>25983408
Procreate? If that doesn't work just om nom nom

>>25983408
Wow, what a...painless reaction
I'm starting to think everyone on this rock has pain inhibitors set up or some shit

But hey, she's knocked out, time to try our new toy right?
Or should we just eat her? I'm game for either really.

Rolled 76

>>25983408
STINGER IT

Oh god what have we become?

>>25983408
Eat the human with our new metal chewing teeth, then into the vents and work up to our creators target.

You surppress your hunger and drag the bleeding delicious creature behind the desk and out of the way. With a few swipes you pull off its clothes, looking for a it's egg laying recepticle. You find a stinger, but hidden beneath it is a hole that looks just about right! With a few quick thrusts you squirt your venom inside. Perfect! Now you just have to wait for it to gestate and you'll be a sire to your own breed!
You preen your feathers as you wait.
You hope it doesn't take too long, as you can feel the creature dying beneath you.
Idly you wander out and lick up all the spilt blood.
On one of the walls, one of the protrusions points towards you, and follows you as you move around. A camera!

>>25983555
... maybe we should go find our prey. It might take a while.

>>25983408
It's stinger time, yo. Let's test that spawning shit.

>>25983555
>She has a stinger too
Seriously, is EVERYTHING in your world a hermaphrodite OP?

>>25983555
decide that progeny would be counterproductive, and eat the body

Rolled 72

>>25983555
fuark, why do I have to go to work now. I really want to see what transpires.

oh... its dying. I think gestation will take longer then living.

>>25983599
More likely, we got the gender wrong and it's actually a dude.

>>25983599
that was an anus. we do not know what gender is

>>25983555
Huh...weird, but effective. We should destroy that camera, and then set off to find our prey first...then come back later to see if our brood has grown.

She did say that only the Secretary and the guy are here right?

>>25983614
>>25983611
dudemind

Rolled 59

>>25983555
last point before I leave, destroy camera and hit the vents, go up, all the way to the top floor and find the boss man.

>>25983611
>>25983614
We shouldn't wait around for the pregnancy, then.

>>25983617
This works. We can eat it later if we haven't got any spawn when we come back.

>>25983599
>Nothing you've met so far has had anything other then a binary gender, except for the bikercop you ate. I assign these things beforehand. I really should include some mono gendered species though, I've been rather bad about including such diversity.

You put the creatures eyes in your mouth and eat them, then walk over to the wall, and climb up with your suckers and eat the camera too. Feeling slightly better about things, but still worried about your potential offspring, you climb up the walls and across the tiled roof to an airvent. Your corrosive bite makes short work of the cover and, after one last glance at the delicious dying creature on the floor below you, you slip inside.

After a short amount of exploring you find a large vertical shaft with a strong wind flowing through it. You flatten your feathers and climb up the shiny metal walls. Up and up and up. The shaft continues for an age.

Soon, you hear some voices. They're coming from one of the many side tunnels of the ventilation system that branches off at each level. They're not at the top... but they do sound delicious.

>>25983599
No, we were just the ones who automatically assume that every NPC is female. Haven't you noticed that EVERY. SINGLE. NPC. Has been automatically assumed female since we got the fucking breeding evo?

>>25983555
face huggers didnt seem to car about gender...for that mater niether do waps and many other things..... wave at the camer...and if we can smile

>>25983765
We passed up a meal to breed. LET US FEAST!!!

>>25983765
Ooo, more voices? Let's shift closer and investigate. See what's going on. I bet it's Janitors

>>25983765
Head to the top floor. get to that office, kill our target, *then* we can eat everyone.

>>25983765
Wait...binary gender? So it wasn't human? Gah we really need to eat a diplomate or some shit and get a list of races up in this quest

>>25983831
I agree. Work ourselves from the top of the building down. Less chance of getting discovered.... well beyong the mess we left in the foyer.

>>25983831
Yes silly voice in my head.

>>25983907
what?

Binary Gender. Two Genders. Male. Female.

idiot.

>>25983831
This. We have a job to do, we musn't disappoint!

You decide to take a detour to eat more delicious things. A short distance off the main shaft you come across a vent looking down into a large open office, cubicles breaking up most of the space. Four delicious creatures stand around a barrel of water on a podium, talking to each other. They are fuzzy, with four clear celled wings each, and long frilly antennae. They stand around idly, talking and glancing at the roof often.

"So did you catch the game last night?"
"Yeah I... Huh? Oh yeah, I did."
"I'm surprised we won after... Are you staring at the lights again?"
"Wha? No, not me I was just... Hey are you listening?"
"What? Sorry, it's just so pretty, you know. What were you saying?"
A third one joins in, "You're telling me. Anyone know what time it is?"

>>25983981
Y'know what? Let's just...let's just not eat these guys.

>>25983923

Those are sexes, not genders.

>>25984000
>>tumblr

>>25983981
We could go for some bug. Let's nibble.

>>25983981
....Butterfly people?
Moth people?
God OP you're awesome

I just wanted to check who was there. Let's head on ahead, if we can.

>>25983981
right, get down to the floor, wait until all four are entranced by the lights and then pounce. Try to snag as many as you can at once. We have 6 limbs so we might be able to get them all!

>>25983981
what if we went above them, eat the wiring to the lights...can we do that?....then get them

>>25984030
>>25984099
If we're gonna do that, why don't we just break the wires and send the lighting fixture crashing down ontop of them?

>>25984120
might fry em and make them undelicious.

>>25984120
even better

aren't some butterflies poisonous?

>>25984173
were imune

>>25984173
good thing we got poison immunity.

>>25984173
We're immune to toxin and poison.

Meant to ask, do we need significant muscle mass to increase our size?

Just curious if we can substitute any delicious for a size upgrade

>>25983981
munch through the roof above them, ask where the director is. if theyre rude or scared, eat them. otherwise, find the delicious director

>>25984203
>Size is it's own upgrade. I cycle the list about, with a bias towards things that you guys appear to be interested in, such as breeding or poisons.

"Do you smell that?"
"Huh? Oh yeah. Blood, bird and... other things."
"Disgusting and lewd. Where's it coming from?"
"I don't know. We should probably leave."
"Probably."
"Sure, let's go."

None of them move more then a few steps before looking at the roof again.

You eye them for a moment, thinking. You can't quite get to the lights above them from here. You'd have to eat out through the metal of the air vent to get into the roof. It might be noisy. You could probably find another way to the ground though.

>>25984203
We can't take hits worth shit. Which is why we are stealthy. Being small tends to help that out a lot.

>>25984269
Lets look around for another way to the ground. Can't let these things escape. I want wings!

>>25984269
Nah I vote we just go ahead to the big bosses office. No need to give away our position and try to get greedy.

>>25984269
what ablities do we have?
can we use an adrenialine to get them all, just go for killing blows then eat

>>25984279
Increasing in size would increase our armor and health pool you know.
Just saying.

>>25984306
We got our enhanced speed bioweapon fully charged.

>>25984306
This is a good idea.

>>25984319
then lets get a M-M-M-MONSTER KILL! but seriously if we dump for bodies into size, we wont have to stealth, we could carnifex it

>>25984354
Well the only reason I suggested it is because we now have a easier way to heal, and our size would increase our armor, slots, and health.

Besides, it'd be nice to be able to overpower stuff.

>>25984328
>>25984319
>>25984306
> Hyper Reflexes - Slow motion [0/2 uses remain]

What we need to do is just focus on one. The others will run, but it's better than getting none of them. Maybe we could even remind them of the light.
"Fleshy meatbags, look at the light. It's pretty. Stare at it until it is your turn for me to eat."

>>25984457
We recharged that after we ate the cyborg.

>>25984306
>You declined to take adrenaline each time it was offered.
>Your bioweapon list is currently limited to quick reactions bullet time, and neurotoxin. Both have two uses.

>Consensus please:
>[ ]Find another way down, try to separate them and pick them off one by one.
>[ ]Eat out of the vent and burst from the roof. You can take them all on!
>[ ]Leave because you don't want to eat delicious things. Your mandibles quiver at the though of letting delicious things go, but there's surely more in the building somewhere...

>>25982338
>>25984457
nope there full

>>25984306
Voting for this.

>>25984478
>[x] Leave
We can hunt them down later, we are here for a specific target who already knows we're here.

>>25984478
>[X]Eat out of the vent and burst from the roof. You can take them all on!

Bite two with our poison, eat the third.

Then we can recharge if we kill them.

>>25984269
Love this quest. Also, did we or did we not heal from eating the table/other metal?

>>25984505
Second. Once we get the target, we can kill the rest of them.

>>25984527
Third. Let's fuck them bugs up.

>>25984478
>[ X ]Eat out of the vent and burst from the roof. You can take them all on!
We got this! Those moths are pansy-looking!

>>25984478
im for option 2. chew our way down, fall with the sexiest pose we can manage then tackle the buggers! go for knees if we must, use poisons and reflex, use everything well get it back. eat them all. we've been a careful little beast this whole time, now lets RAMPAGE. remember showing them all means showing them ALL

>>25984478
>[ ]Eat out of the vent and burst from the roof. You can take them all on!

Activate hyper reflexes, drop in from above, Use toxin to quickly incapacitate two of them (the most threatening ones preferably), then go for the throat on the others.

We can do this!

>>25984576
We don't have hyper reflexes. We used up both of our shots.

Let's just get outta here and go kill the guy. Make master proud

>>25984556
>>25984510
Guys, seriously, don't waste the poison. It's one of our best assets, and it's hard to get back.

>>25984591
yes we do, read pre posts

>>25984606
If we kill them, we can use our consumption of them to regrow our poison.
Then we can eat more metal to heal, if we need it.

>>25984591
We recharged with the Cyborg monkey.
See?
>Your reflexes twinge, and your senses heighten. (Hyper reflexes recharged: [2/2])
>>25982338

>>25984478
Lets leave and come back later for the moths. Kill the big boss first.

>>25984511
>You fully healed from eating the table and chair. You are currently unharmed.
>>25984591
>You recharged your reflexes when you ate the cyborg.

>Consensus reached: Option two. AngryHungry mode. Post incoming.

>>25984556
Exactly! we must SHOW THEM ALL! Our creator demands it!

(Plus whatever abilities we can get from them will come in handy in here. Remember, security is already alerted and we ARE going to have a fight on our hands soon. I'd rather we go into that fight with every weapon we can get.)

>>25984643
Aww damn it...

>>25984643
Also, using one hyper reflexes to quickly disable and then devour will probably allow us to recharge them right after we eat them, along with the possibility of recharging the poison.

>>25984681
There's three of them. One to heal, one to recharge reflexes and one to recharge toxin.

>>25984711
Assuming we catch them all, and if we do, assuming that we get a recharge from each one.
Oh well, we can probably eat the table here too. Ferrovore FTW!

Your mouth waters as you begin gnawing on the walls of the ventilation duct. The metal peels away and dissapears down your throat. It isn't Delicious, but it isn't disgusting.

"Now it smells like burning and rust."
"Great, someone call maintenance."
"Alright, give me a minute."

You make a hole big enough to squeese through into the roof of the office. You quickly walk over to the light fitting above them, and gnaw the cables slightly, so it will come lose with a shove.

A phone rings from the office below you.
"Yeah, hello?"
...
"What do you mean put the bioweapon on the phone?"
...
"No I haven't seen any adorable feathered snakes. Is this a prank call?"
...
"Look, lady-"

You hang from the roof above the light fitting, coiled to leap downwards. Your mandibles begin to drip bright blue venom and the voice below you slows to a crawl as your muscles strain with the force of your launch.
Hopefully they haven't moved too far from where they were...

>Roll 1d100!

>>25984746
I see no reason why we wouldn't get a recharge from each one.

And if we fail to kill them all then a recharge will be the least of our worries.

Rolled 1

>>25984800

Rolled 50

>>25984800

Rolled 35

>>25984800
Hoping we don't die because greed.

Rolled 43

>>25984800

Rolled 67

>>25984800
MURDER DEATH KILL!

Land atop the nearest one, and cut it's throat with our claws. Then, leap for the next closest and latch on to it's back/front and start clawing away.

Rolled 70

well... fuck

>>25984830
Redaeth, I've been reading and catching up on Lamia quest, and I gotta say. you really haven't changed.
Also giving myself a name now.

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>>25984830
>1
...
......

Rolled 94

>>25984800
>ALLAHU SNACKBAR!

Rolled 40

>>25984800
"SWEET DICE GODS< I HAVE ASKED FOR LITTLE AND DONE MUCH IN YOUR NAME, GRANT THIS DIGITAL REPRESENTATIONS OF MY PAIN, MY FURY , MY ANGER!!! GO SHINING DICE ROLL!!!!!!"
target one furethest fromphone first, make it messy, make it load, then poison the second. then take out the last. let them know we are here, we are to be feared .we are to be remembered WE ARE DELICIOUS!!!!!!

Rolled 72

>>25984800
Drop down and toxin the one on the phone first, it's distracted now and if we can incapacitate it then we can focus on the others.
Put ourselves between them and the exits so that they can't escape,then use toxin on the next one that we see (assuming that it isn't a spider thing.)
Kill the last one quickly by slitting its throat (if possible) then finish off the ones we used toxin to incapacitate.

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>>25984907
nuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rolled 86

>>25984800
Dice be gentle!

Rolled 42

>>25984800
Roll now! Roll to ruin and to the worlds ending!
Deaaaaath!

>And so begins the roll of the rollhirim.

guys I doubt any more rolls are going to help.

>>25985002
Is this the part where I blame you for the dice gods?

I was rolling high earlier, it was just time for a nat 1 I guess.

Rolled 77

>>25985002
They can if he was taking the 3rd even roll or something!

>He still does that right? RIGHT!?

>>25985055
crits override everything.

>>25985081
Remember that night we rolled 3 100s?
Man that was awesome

Guess we were due for a failure.

>>25985090
hopefully we don't roll three nat 1s tonight.
We'd die.

>>25985104
I...oh god I hope not.

though we did impregnate that woman earlier...

>>25984918
>I'd just like to point out that this is an amazing post, and what I'd love to get more of.
>However you also rolled a 1.

You spring, crashing through the light fitting, spraying glass and roofing everywhere, which slowly spins through the air, catching the light reflected around the room. Through the seemingly floating shards you see all four of the fuzzy creatures gathered around one of the nearby desks. They turn to you and take off into the air, scattering and splitting up.

You kick yourself off the water barrel, arcing toward the one on the phone, who sill hasn't seemed to notice you, and collide claws first on his back. You get a good bite off on the things leg, filling it with brilliant blue venom and it collapses ever so slowly, twitching.

You spring from it onto the next. Your claws hook onto his wings and you tear them off as you leap.

The last two split up, one running towards the centre of the building and the other towards the giant row of windows. You spring towards the one near the windows as the world begins to speed up again. With another powerful leap you go flying through the air and crash into it... and the window.

>cont.

>>25985144
You and the creature go sailing out in a shower of broken glass. You see the ground, far far below you, coming ever closer as you tumble through the open air. Off in the distance, out over the city that your creator has taken you to, you see a giant orb of fire, disappearing below the horizon. Sunset. Peeking out from behind the huge tower you have just evacuated.

The wind ruffles your feathers, pulling you this way and that as you instinctively fluff them up to slow down a little.

The delicious insectoid creature is a little ways off, still reeling and bleeding from its wings and limbs, where shattered glass has cut them.

>What do you do?

Rolled 9

>>25985126
THAT WAS A MAN!
WE SODOMISED A MAN BECAUSE WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND GENDER FULLY!
OUR LACK OF UNDERSTANDING IS WHAT GOT US THIS DAMNED STINGER IN THE FIRST PLACE!

>>25985160
Try to reach the guy. Eat him. Get wings?

Rolled 33

>>25985160
Well, I suppose if we articulate our body and our feathers properly, we could control our fall and try to consume the moth for his wings.

It's really the only option we have.

Rolled 73

>>25985160
use our feathers to angle us towards teh other, consume and grow wings before ground comes....
i hope this building is REALLY tall

Rolled 93

>>25985160
also throwing in some more dice because surely the dice gods wouldn't be so cruel as to give me a second nat 1!

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>>25985160
>>25984830
Redaeth, this is your fault.

>>25985160
I...uh...wow...that was surprisingly successful considering it was a 1

>>25985177
This I guess? We don't really have a choice now do we?

well I got another 90+...

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>>25985235
Aw yiss.

>>25985160

need to get closer to the wall of the building and slow our fall with our claws, then use our suction cups to cling to it. Note that if we use the suction first we'll probably tear something pretty badly and we want to avoid that.

eating things in mid air? no time for that.

>>25985144
I'd like to point out that I would post like that more often OP but...I don't feel right making assumptions on what the room looks like.

>>25985160
can we reliably suck out consciousness without killing them, like that one thing in the earlier threads?

>>25985285
that takes a nat 100.

Rolled 63

>>25985235
This but I'm trying to be better

>>25985285
That only happens on nat 100s.

And we get two upgrades instead of one.

>>25985160
Toque, it's threads like these that have me split between wanting to put myself in cryogenic stasis until I can read the archives at will, and sticking here and participating.

>>25985160
How quickly do we evolve new traits?
If we can consume it's deliciousness and develop wings in time then I think we should do that.
If not then we need to look for anything we can grab onto on the way down. Streetlights, power lines (just don't grab two) or hover cars/bikes.
If we can get wings, or a hover bike then we should quickly head back up and consume the two we incapacitated. Then scarper out the window and find another way back in.

The silver lining here is that we at least know that the building doesn't have reinforced windows.
Assuming we survive, we can put that knowledge to good use.

>>25985348
We don't have a sense of time, apparently. Our brain lacks...many things.

>>25985378
Like the ability to distinguish gender apparently.

>>25985475
Or lie

>>25985475
Reasonably, we should be able to. We have all that knowledge from that bike-riding chick. We just don't attach any /importance/ on it so we're not referencing our knowledge intelligently.

>>25985502
>>25985475
>>25985378
We should get all of these as a brain bulk upgrade damn it. Call it 'common sense'

>>25985528
As long as we get wings so we don't die due to freefall.

>>25985246
>You used two bioweapons. I was looking at the first four rolls because four enemies.
>>25985282
>I understand that. I'm trying to put the quest in more normal situations so that such assumptions can be made. I know this is one of my biggest weaknesses as a GM, and I'm trying to improve. That's why this is an office building, not more spaceships. I'll mix it up though.
>>25985285
>As stated, that's a nat100 bonus thing.

>93
You fluff out and flatten your feathers, spreading all six of your limbs wide to slow down and match the speed of the dazed mothling.

It takes a little longer then you'd like, and the ground is getting really close, but you do catch up with it, just as it begins flapping its wings frantically.

Knowing you don't have long, you start biting into it, trying to consume it as fast as possible. Below you the ground looms ever closer. You ignore the thing as it kicks you, simply eating its leg.

A huge dark shape on the ground looms up closer then ever.

>Pick one of:
>Flight
>Sense of smell
>Fuzzy exterior

>Recharge Venom[1/2] or Hyper Reactions[1/2]?

>Flight
>Hyper Reactions[1/2]

>>25985575
Flight, then recharge Hyper Reactions.

Rolled 39

>>25985575
>Flight

>recharge (and activate!!) Hyper Reactions

>>25985502
Maybe we just say the opposite of what we are trying to say?
Next time we want to say something we should try saying the opposite.
So for instance if we want to say "I'm not going to eat you" we should TRY to say "I'm going to eat you." If I'm right about the way our speech works (and I'm not sure that I am) then it should come out as "I'm not going to eat you."

Rolled 3

>>25985575
does it need stating? flight or death! and reatctions

>>25985575
Oh! It was meant to be assumed? Ah, man now I wish I knew that...well, I'll try and be more active then.

>Flight
No way on earth you thought we'd pick the other stuff, did you?
>Recharge Venom.

>>25985641
There's actually something in your brain that lets you lie. We don't have that apparently.

>>25985641
No, we literally don't have the ability to lie.

>>25985575
Well, it's kind of obvious what we'll pick, what with the ground getting awfully close.
Also, in case someone tries to troll and vote for something else, I also vote
>Flight and reflex recharge