“"A single sin can damn a soul.”Those were the words a priest left you before he was hanged-with most of the village, in the in the tree of the middle of town. Guilty of consorting with vile magick, the witch hunters said, condemning many men and women to hang for reasons obscure.The funny part is, the hunters were right.They just got the wrong people. As the moon hovered over that ghost town, and the witch-hunters took their leave, you opened up the book the priest told you never to open, and read words not meant for mortal man.It took you 7 days read the book, and find its secrets. 7 weeks to gather to gather the items needed.And 7 months to work up the nerve to do it.Now, on the night of the new moon, you utter the ritual, offer the sacrifice, and light the candles.You are a young man, and you just summoned the devil.As the candlelight bursts into blazing flames, and the blood is hungrily devoured by the ground, you feel your hair go on end as unearthly sounds bounce through the room-shrieking, laughing, crying. The sound gets louder, and louder, with the flames growing hotter, and brighter…Then it all stops, and you are left with a dark room, and nothing to show for it.Then there’s a knock on the door.Turning towards it, you:>Open it.>Tell them to go away.>Ask who it is.
Ask who it is.
Tell them to go away
tell them to gtfo, I'm doing wizard shit in here.Attempt to resummon devil.
Pretend nobody is inside. Otherwise it'll look suspicious if we tell them to go away.
I just believe that I summoned the devil, so I am cautious, but trying not to look suspicious, so i ask who it is.
>>25992932>>25992944>>25992957>Ask who it is.“Who...who's there?” You ask, cautiously stepping towards he door. If it’s a villager, you don’t want them to know. If it’s a witch hunter, you better run.There is no answer, only a slow, steady knock.You go towards the door, and attempt to peer at who it is. Whoever they are, their face is obscured by a hood, leaving only a vague impression of a younger face.It’s no villager, but not a witch hunter either.Then lightning strikes, and for a brief moment, you see this stranger’s face.A girl. Your age.As you attempt to comprehend what is happening, you notice the knocking sounds continue, and the sounds of rain beginning to fall.You speak again.“Hello? Who are you? You don’t seem to be from around here.”The girl tosses her hood back, showing white hair…And black eyes.“I’m Satan. Now, let me in.”Her tone is neutral, and you can't tell whether it's a joke or something serious.You:>Let her in.>Tell her to go away.>ask where her horns and cloven feet are.”
Well, now. Let her/it in and bring it to your sitting room.We summoned her/it. No reason to not be polite with our guest.
>>25993036Let her in.
>>25993114>>25993137>>25993114>>25993137>Let her inYou open the door, and she strides in, throwing off her wet cloak and collapsing into a nearby chair.“Sorry for the disappointing entrance, but I haven’t gotten much sleep lately. I hope you don’t mind.”Tossing her hair back and fixing it in a bun, you look at her. A lithe figure, cute face, and a demure dress do nothing to indicate this is the Dark Prince of the Underworld, eater of souls, or a variety of other things.Except for her eyes. They are a cold black, save for a white pupilAs your glances meet, you awkwardly glance away, then stare at her again.“What is it?” She asks, and her voice has almost a hint of concern. Before you can ask, she snaps her fingers.“Oh. Right. Contract.”The candle light dims, and a strong wind picks up outside, deafening you to the outside world. Screams and laughter fill the air in a terrible symphony. Gone is the beautiful girl, replaced an imposing figure in a hood, flaming horns sticking out.“You, who has summoned me on this most unholy of nights-risks and calls a most terrible blight."Her voice sounds like grating glass, and the pitch is pain to your eardrums.“A bargain you have made, with blood you have paved, something you ask for, a price I crave.”A red hand, dripping with blood and covered with scars and scabs extends towards you.“Tell me what you want, anything you may say, and I shall accept, and take what I may.You:>Ask for revenge upon the witch-hunters>To become a king>For her to worship god>"Why are you a girl?">Don’t ask for anything. Now Satan is stuck with you.
>>25993179>"Why are you a girl?"What could possibly go wrong?Also, revenge on those witch hunters.
>>25993179"Why are you a girl?"Then do the stupid thing and ask her to stay here until it gets better (the weather, but don't say that).Now Satan is our roomie.
>>25993226"Satan I need someone to split my rent with, you down?"
>>25992922>vAfter evrerything I have done I'm forced to withstand a faggot quest from a faggot. Die, and burn for eternity. You cunts.
>>25993179>Don’t ask for anything. Now Satan is stuck with you.I'm pretty sure I've read this doujin
>>25993179>"Why are you a girl?">>Don’t ask for anything. Now Satan is stuck with you.
Also, don't ask for anything. Offer her/it some tea.>>25993276Nice non-sage. Thanks for the bump.
>>25993303We could go full-on Goethe's Faust, and be so greedy for technological and scientific progress that we're never satisfied and Satan loses the contract because she can't satisfy our desire to uplift the world to the Singularity.
>>25993339BITCHES WE'RE GOING TO THE STARS IN 20 YEARS.
>>25993179>Make me a magical girl!
>>25993206>>25993226>>25993253>>25993293>>25993303>why are you a girl/don't ask for anything“wait, what?” The flames, wind, and figure drop down, leaving Satan staring at you incredulously in girl form.“You heard me.”“Oh, man…” she groans. “You let them see your true form one time…” She mutters.“Look, it’s a long story, and not one I want to tell to someone like you. Now, what is it you wish for?"“Why are you a girl?”She groans again. “Alright, fine. You know how the world was created, right? Seven days, the garden, and all of that.”You nod, and start to say something, but she raises up her hand.“Don’t interrupt. It’ll take longer. See, that whole snake thing? That snake just wanted to learn more about the world. I, Satan, second-in-command to god, had to listen to its request, and I said yes. Then he wanted to know what the apple was, so he got God’s creations to eat, go demoted me to underworld manager, because apparently it’s my fault what the snake did with it. Now, the reason I am a girl, ks because the fellows who wrote the bible decided having a female lead hell wasn’t scary enough, so they changed it to a guy.”She sighs, and looks at you, arms crossed.“Now what is it you wanted?”You shrug.“Did you forget? Was it something about revenge? Power? Attraction?”You shake your head. “Not really. I just wanted to see what would happen.”“WWWHHAAATTT?” She yells.“Don’t you realize I’m stuck here until we make a contract? Do you really want to be with the devil for the rest of your life?” She demands.“What could go wrong?”She stammers, then a hard look comes into her eye.“Fine. Then I won’t tell you about what you need to do to save your town for the witch-hunters.” She turns away, her arms tightly crossYou:>Ask about the witch-hunters coming>tell her you’re not going to fall for her tricks>Ask what she wants for breakfast.
>>25993372"Theory of Relativity and the Light Barrier? What's that? You're Satan, and you can't give me a hyperdrive and a wormhole weapon? Fine, since you can't fulfill your end of the contract, this agreement is now null and void."
>>25993416Ask who did her clothes
>>25993416>>Ask what she wants for breakfast.Smooth operation resumed.
>>25993416Don't play hard to get, the ritual was hard enough.
>>25993416>Ask what she wants for breakfast.Because really, if we ARE going to make a contract, we need to carefully word it.
>>25993416>tell her you’re not going to fall for her tricks
>>25993447>> Ask what she wants for breakfast.Yes.
>>25993416Compliment her hair.
>>25993447>>25993462>>25993438>>25993544>>25993571>What do you want for breakfast?She turns to you, an evil grin on her face.“Don’t you want to know about the hunters?. Tomorrow, they shall burn this town. Unless, you corrupt the seven avatars of virtue in this town. Get them to commit the sin most grievous for them, and I shall grant you my powers to defeat the hunters. What do you say?”“So, bread and cheese?” You say, ignoring her words.She lets out a large groan, and collapses onto the bed.“This is like talking to a stone wall.” She mutters, pulling the covers over herself.“How about-““NO.” She interrupts, and with that, she ceases talking to you.You shrug, and blow out the candles, finding a peaceful sleep despite her heavy omens.The next morning, you wake up to a fire going, and the smell of food.It’s Satan. Cooking breakfast.As you walk over to the table, yawning a thank you, she glares.“I didn't do this for you. I just didn't want t eat your swill, and I just happened to cook a little extra, is all.”With a small hmph, she drops the pan on your table, and takes her food to the corner.As you sit down and eat, you watch her flip through the ritual book, muttering to herself.“Incantation of forced offering, summoning satan, ode of sleep…where did you find this book? It has all the rituals I’ve ever seen, and then some. You shrug. “The village priest had it.”“Interesting.” She says. The conversation lapses, and you attempt to fill the silence.“So, you have a nice dress. Who made it? The tormented souls of weavers, from the heartstrings of the accursed?”“Very funny.” She snaps. “I did. It’s wool. From sheep. Normal sheep.” She says, before you make a bad joke.As the churchbell rings, she looks outside.“Seven hours.”You ask:“What? What does that mean?”“Do you want to come to mass?”“Can you stay here and not cause any trouble?”
>>25993416Witch-hunters are way below our list of concerns right now, it seems. Fuck the haters, then. Breakfast time.
>>25993642Will you be in danger when they come?
>>25993642Compliment her hair. Then ask if she'll be in danger when the witch hunters come.
>>25993669Might as well go with this. Also, consider moving to a village with less witch hunters queuing up to burn it down.
>>25993669>>25993659This, got to break our little tsuntsun.
>>25993696>>25993698Real talk.Then ask if she likes country walks and picnics.No sense letting this sunny weather go to waste, right?
I love where this is going.
>>25993798I don't know if OP does though.Is it so wrong that I want an RPG in which you romance a demongirl?
>>25993659>>25993669>>25993696>>25993696>>25993698>>25993726>Will you be in danger when they come?“No. As of now, I can only be seen by you. Only suffering and pain will bring me into existence for others. For now, I am a ghost.”You think about it, then shrug.“I like your hair.”She stiffens immediately, and her face turns red.“Don’t you have something to do?”“Not really. I was thinking, with the sunny weather outside, would you like to go on a picnic or something?”Her face is fuming red, an you’re unsure how she’s going to act.Maybe pissing off Satan isn’t the best idea. As the churchbell rings for mass once more, you:>Push the issue.>Leave her, and go to mass.>other.
>>25993810>Seven Deadly Waifus Quest: Satan is Now a Girl I'm sure he knows what he wants
>>25993838>Leave her, and go to mass.Lets go see what's up with that priest. He sounds legit.
>>25993838"Wait, if you're a ghost then what about the food? Also, you seemed interested in that book, would you like to meet the man I got it from?"
>>25993838>Leave her, and go to mass.Let her ponder on what we just said to her.
>>25993838Ask about these 7 people, but be cool about it, that's totally the secondary objective here.Go to mass, but smile warmly at her on the way out and say "When I get back, let's go for a picnic. It's not every day I meet a pretty girl".
>>25993838Well well, may as well keep up appearances.Hey, Satan, are you going to come with me?
> James 2:19: You believe that God is one; well and good. Even the demons believe that--and tremble with fear.We could totally ask her to come along, you know?
>>25993858>>25993872>>25993885You leave for mass, departing with one final remark. “"When I get back, let's go for a picnic. It's not every day I meet a pretty girl."As you leave, she finds herself alone. She’s not sure what to say. This is the first time this has ever happened. She slaps her cheeks to try and shift her thoughts, but sits there unable to.She mutters to herself.“Seven souls. Seven hours. Seven items.” She watches as you walk away.“Will you save them, or sacrifice them?”Meanwhile, you take breath of the fresh air outside. Ah, the village. The bastion of your life, your castle in the dirt. As you look around the circle, you admire the seven buildings. You and seven girls were all that was left after the hanging.Callista, the nun from the Church, who leads the mass.Tabitha, the gloomy mayor, who lives in the town office.Cecilia, the weaver who works for others, spinning her wheel.Dorothy, the blacksmith, forever pounding away in the forge.Portia, the guard who stands watch in the tower.Hannah, the archivist who looks over the town files.Kaitlin, the farmer next door, who always provides for you.Together, you all stayed in the ghost town, making it habitable once more. As the bell rings for mass, you watch as the day progresses as usual. Everyone, save for Dorothy, head to mass, laughing and cajoling with each other. You wave to them all, and:>rush to the church door to open it for everyone.>(Unsuccessfully) Try and convince Dorothy to come to mass>Dig through the dead priest’s things, and try to find out about the book.>other
>>25993999Alright, this is the plan.We get all 7 girls and Satan, and we get the fuck out of here.Found a new town with our 8 new wives and an abundance of fire buckets.Method:Go to church, and tell everyone that you'll be holding mass today, in the priest's unfortunate absence.Then, with all the others in-tow, head to Dorothy's and try to talk her into coming to your house, might be an easier sale than church.With everyone there, we tell them we know the witch hunters are going to pull some shit, and then we bail as a group, all 9 of us.
>>25993999>>Dig through the dead priest’s things, and try to find out about the book.
>>25994053Interesting, but how will you convince them?>>25993999>>(Unsuccessfully) Try and convince Dorothy to come to massCHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
>>25994091Haven't you ever seen terminator 2?"Come with me if you want to live"
>>25994106>implying we can pull off Schwarzenegger's accent or physical impressiveness>>25993843Pretty sure everyone ITT is suspecting a fairly nasty trap.
>>25994139Listen here, Flapjack.We're the last man standing on a mountain of cleave, the last mariner on an ocean of poon.If we can't make this work then the human race is doomed.
>>25994163I like the cut of your jib. Let's make this shipwreck float.
>>25994191Welcome aboard, sailer.To the church, OP.
>>25994139Look, I came into this thread expecting waifus, if I don't get my waifus then fuck your shit you motherfucket I'll go to your place and personally make you write a goddamn proper waifu quest.
>>25994058>>25994091Rifle through priest's stuff/Convince DorothyAs you meet them all, it’s a common sight. Tabitha trudging along in her grey robes, nervously fending off Cecilia’s energetic greetings and enthusiasm, Portia, carrying Hannah’s books as she obsessively pours over another, and Kaitlin, standing aside from the group, smiling happily. You walk to her her, and start up a conversation.“Morning, Kate.”“Morning, my friend.”“Shall we try and convince Dorothy?”“Always.”The two of you walk over to the Forge, where Dorothy tirelessly hammers away at a piece of metal.“Mass, Dorothy.”“Not coming. Work to do.” Her sentences are short and terse as always, a familiar sight. You and Kaitlin jibe and jest at her, until, finally, the Bell rings, a final call for mass. Shrugging, the two of you head, to mass, where Callista begins the ceremony. As her voice squeaks out the virtues and goodness, you look around at the others, who encourage her, urging her to finish the mass despite her extreme nervousness. They won't miss you.You decide to slip away, and rifle through the priest’s objects.An hour passes by, and you have nothing to show for it. You're not even sure what you're looking for. You decide to:>Slip back in for the ending of mass, and ask permission to keep on looking through.>Keep on looking. Callista won’t mind.>Go back to Satan after mass ends,
>>25994139>Pretty sure everyone ITT is suspecting a fairly nasty trap.I don't find anything nasty about the fact that there's something dangling between Dorthy's legs. In fact, it may be better./willfulmisinterpretation
>>25994254Why can't we do both 1 and 3?
>>25994229Look, all I can write are awfully pretentious cyberpunk waifuswho are gay for their street sam team mates, so you might not like the result.Not that that's ever dissuaded anyone from violence...>>25994262A reactionface with a really flat look would accompany this post if I had one.>>25994254>>Slip back in for the ending of mass, and ask permission to keep on looking through.Sure.
Why can't we romance Satan without changing her into your typical dumbshit girl?
>>25994293You slip in for the end of mass, and shout encouragement at Callista to finish the ceremony. As she pours the wine, nervously twitching and stammering, the encouragement makes her close her eyes in concentration,and then…she gets it.An impromptu applause springs up, and she curtsies embarrassedly. As the mass ends and crowd leaves, you stay behind.“Good mass, Callista.”She blushes and stammers nervously.“Y-You t-too…” Her hand twitches, and she drops the bowl she was carrying. As both of you go down to pick it up, your hands touch.For a moment, you feel the warmth.Then she yanks her hand back, and hastily picks up the bowl.“S-so, w-what c-can I help you with?”You say:>I need to look through the old priest’s things. For demonic stuff.>(Lie) I want to look through then old priest’s things. See if he left anything for us.>I wanted to help you out. We’ve never really talked before, have we?>Other.
>>25994397>Help her out of her clothes
>>25994397>(Lie) I want to look through then old priest’s things. See if he left anything for usMmmm. Spaghetti.
>>25994397>Ask her how she's been feeling and if she knows anything about witch hunters.
>>25994397>>(Lie) I want to look through then old priest’s things. See if he left anything for us.WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
>>25994529>>25994448>>25994556>Ask her how she's been feeling and if she knows anything about witch hunters.“Witch-hunters?” She looks scared. “Please, you know we don’t go there. There are certain things I cannot say, even to you. IS there anything else I can help you with?”>(Lie) I want to look through then old priest’s things. See if he left anything for us.“A-alright.” She stammers. “J-just let me know if you need any help, okay?” She rushes off to the backroom, leading you alone in the church.You head to the priest’s room, and start searching for something, anything, overturning musty books, and tattered robes. Then, you find it.In his desk, the bottom of the drawer can be lifted up. As you pry it open, you find a weathered piece of parchment.“A single sin can damn a soul. That is what the witch told me before we burned her at stake. It seemed to be an acknowledgement, a confession of the crime. But as I look back, I wonder. Was the phrase meant for her, or for me? Will I suffer because I burned a repenter? While the rules are clear, my heart is not. I have saved her book, that book of rituals. Perhaps, in here, I can find the answer.What is right? What is wrong?”If there’s anything interesting in this room, this should be it.“What are you doing?”You turn. It’s Satan, leaning through a window.“Trying to find something more about that book. This all intrigues me.”“And why aren’t you living your life? There are only 5 hours left in it. Can’t you spend them wisely?You say:>I am. Nothing intrigues m more than you, and that book.>I’ll just convince everyone to leave ealy, and we’ll all be safe.>You’re right. Let’s have that picnic.
Just saying, fucking Satan probably feel like putting your dick in a red hot metal pipe.
>>25994607>I’ll just convince everyone to leave ealy, and we’ll all be safe.Guys it sounds like we've already fucked up big time. Should we ask for an explanation now?
>>25994607>>I am. Nothing intrigues m more than you, and that book.Better to die a wise man than to live as a fool.
>>25994649Seven hours to corrupt every maiden in the town and have an orgy.Or something like that. Anyways, now we have five hours.Soooooo... corruption, or trolling around?
>>25994607I am living my life, I'm doing what I would have normally.That being said, I wouldn't mind having a picnic.
>>25994607>You’re right. Let’s have that picnic.
>>25994607>How can i save these seven and escape r...deal with the witch huntersmy fair lady?
>>25994607Drop trousers and undergarments and watch her reaction.Fuck the police, we're here today to corrupt Satan and then fuck her in a variety of positions.
>>25994677>I am. Nothing intrigues me more than you, and that book.“It’s a bit of a waste, don’t you think?”“What do you m-““Witch-Hunters in the distance!” Portia’s voice carries throughout the town, and you can feel the air grow still, and something shatter in the next room.“Hold this.” You toss the note to Satan. “It may be some sort of clue about that book.”You rush to the next room, where you see Callista hyperventilating on the floor. You yell out the window. ”How long till they arrive?”You get a response back. "4 hours!" Portia yells.As you pull Callista onto a chair, the door busts open. It’s Kaitlin. As she stresses and fusses over Callista, you stand to the side awkwardly. There’s nothing to be done.You clench your fist, and go back to where Satan was.“Picnic? I did promise, after all.”“Fine. Though, I suspect you have some questions you want to ask.”As the two of you pack wordlessly for the picnic, and head to the pastures, the is silent and heavy. You’re not sure how long you can keep calm.But you can try. As the two of you settle on the grass, you:>Start asking questions.>Try and have a calm picnic.>Other.
>>25994639We're a wizard, it's fine, yo.
>>25994607> You're right. Let's have that picnic. Let's invite all the girls to our picnic. WithSatan.
>>25994815Calm picnic, lots of flirting.
>>25994815> Start asking questions. We do sort of need to not get killed here.
>>25994833>>25994815Bring the other girls aswell to the picknic.
>>25994815>>Try and have a calm picnic.We can ask questions at the picnic.
>>25994846Yes. picnic with all the girls.
>>25994815>Start asking questions.We do only have 4 hours before we're all killed.And Satan can't make a deal with us if we've been hanged from a tree or burned at a stake with the other girls.
>>25994866Who says they're coming to kill us?
>>25994866Real talk, if she has to accept the deal, why not ask for her to teleport everyone there to a pocket plane in order to hide from the witch hunters and have a 9-way orgy?
>>25994880Satan.Right here >>25993642>Tomorrow, they shall burn this town. Unless, you corrupt the seven avatars of virtue in this town. Get them to commit the sin most grievous for them, and I shall grant you my powers to defeat the hunters
>>25994880We summoned Satan. You think they'll come by, see Satan having a picnic with the entire town and think "Well, it seems like they're just having a jolly good time with the Lord of Evil. How nice."?
>>25994902Make a deal that Satan must become the protector of us and the other girls, to defend us from all threats, mortal, divine, and infernal?
>>25994905Or, we make the picnic so nice that she'll kill the witch hunters for interrupting it.I don't think you're really grasping the core concept of this picnic, friend.It's a lovely day, it would be a shame to waste it not eating with 8 beautiful girls.
>>25994368Why can't we romance Satan without changing her into your typical dumbshit girl?
>>25994931>I don't think you're really grasping the core concept of this picnic, friend.>>It's a lovely day, it would be a shame to waste it not eating with 8 beautiful girls.Spoken like a true man.
>>25994950No one said we couldn't.Now get your shit together, and get your head in the game.It's picnic time.
>>25994822>>25994846>>25994856You are struck by a thought.You need to cheer everyone else up as well.“Could you wait here, for a minute?”“Why?” She asks."There’s other people in the village, too. We need to cheer them up, somehow."You run back down to the village, and yell at the top of your lungs. “Picnic, in the pasture! Now!”As everyone sticks their head out, You wave and point.On top of the hill, you name everyone as they come up. Callista, Tabitha, Cecilia, Hannah, and Kaitlin. Dorothy refuses to move, and Portia is keeping an eye out back in the town.The air is nervous, but everyone is doing the best to maintain their composure. You wonder why they aren’t noticing Satan, then you realse what she said earlier. She’s like a ghost. Only you can see their presence.As they talk amongst themselves, Satan speaks.“The Seven avatars.”“Excuse me?”
>>25994931How do we make the 7 other girls forget about the Witch Hunters and their own impending and painful deaths?
>>25995043Yes, I know.Although, this is just a meeting about how they're going to escape really.
>>25995043"Seven Virtues. Chastity. The nun, Callista. It’s why she shirked from your touch. Tabitha. Temperance. She maintains her composure, a sober balance, keeping it in check. Cecelia is charity. Watch. She brings so much food, but partakes in none of it. All she has goes straight to others. Dorothy is diligence. She works at her forge endlessly, until her fingers are dust. Portia is patience. Ever vigilant, she watches and waits, never turning angry or impatient. Hannah is humility. In those books, she has learned so much, yet refuses to learn or boast about any of it. Kaitlin is Kindness. She cares for all the others.”She looks at you with a steady glance. “If you want to save them, you’ll have to make them break the virtue they embody through their own power. But…there is another way.”“What are you doing? Join us!” Kaitlin tugs you into the circle, and you talk, attempting to cheer everyone up.Small smiles meet you, but you can’t quite put the big smiles on their faces. Still, the picnic ends on a lighter note, and the group of you head back into town.3 hours left until the world ends.You:>Try to get more information out of Satan.>Help one of the other girls.>Wait for the Witch Hunters to arrive
>>25995056>>Try to get more information out of Satan.Well, what's that other way?
>>25995056>>Try to get more information out of Satan.Guess we'll ask you, you tsuntsun bitchqueen.
>>25995056Woah, what the fuck, I was hoping for more out of this picnic.
>>25995056>>Help one of the other girls.Do that first then at the picking do.>>Try to get more information out of Satan.
>>25995056Well Ladies, I believe it's time for me to make up for my burden on your lives, in the next three hours you should all flee from the incoming with hunters, while I set up a diversion for then here.
>>25995056I have the sneaking suspicion we can save them all by burning for them. Might as well seek more information. Might be worth telling the girls what happened as well, or even telling them of the price you've been told (as well as that there is an alternate price)After all, if they need to do that for power to be gained, it would seem them not doing so is also important.
>>25995056And the other way is?Also do i need to ...break every one of them in order to save all if i dotn choose the other way?
>>25995056Gather them all at Dorothy's forge.Tell them everything, tell them to flee, tell them you'll hold the town and provide time for them to get away.Tell them to run as fast as they can.Then go through the book for anything we can use to defend the town.
>>25995056>Try to get more information out of Satan.We only have 3 hours, and breaking the Virtues of 7 girls isn't going to happen that quickly.Let's see if we can enter a Contract.
>>25995125>>25995114Gather all the girls at Dorothy's forge and make a contract with Satan to teleport them far away, to a safe place.Then kiss Satan goodbye and hold the town alone.
>>25995125Because fa/tg/uys spent the first 4 hours being LOLSORANDUMB with picnics and shit like that.
>>25995068>>25995073>>25995086>>25995097Stepping behind the group, you wait until they are out of sight. Then, you turn to Satan.“You said there was another way.”She nods once. “There is another way to save them all. But, the price, I fear, is not one you would pay.”“Tell me.”“From here, the world splits into seven paths. If I split your soul, you can go on each one, and save one girl. But only one. Can you harden your heart, and chase only one, knowing it would damn the others?”You consider her proposition carefully.You could save each one.But at the cost of the others.“What’ll happen after all seven paths have been completed?” You ask, fearing the answer.“I don’t know.” Her voice is honest, almost fearful.You say:>I’ll take it. A slim chance is better than none.>There has to be another way.
Guys, we should trust in our own powers and hope, trust in the girls powers and hope they escape.
>>25995175Hey, fuck you.The picnic was a solid plan, but OP cheaped out and flashed by it without giving us a chance, thereby rendering the concept moot.
>>25995177And what of I remained here, and let myself be sacrificed to keep them alive ?
>>25995187"He who would live upon hope shall die starving."
>>25995177Only seven paths?And that slim chance seems worse than the witch-hunters and attempting to flee and set up elsewhere.
>>25995177Fuck sacrificing six to save one.Save them all.
>>25995125As a matter of fact some are very very easy.> Chastity. The nun, Callista Do i even need to tell what we can do here?rape ofc.>Tabitha. Temperance Let her see what we do to callista>Cecelia is charity. Burn her house>Dorothy is diligence Burn her forge and her creations with it>Portia is patience Send her as the sentry to watch for with hunters coming and do nothing>Hannah is humility Tell her only she can save the town with her superior mind and skills, and we cant do anything withot her, make her search for spells, rituals etc.>Kaitlin is Kindness. Give her a choice, she can either rape and torture callista or get raped by us
I hope you all die.
>>25995177Here is my answer, we can do this>>25995223Lets work fast to save all.
>>25995177How bad is hell? Could we make a deal with Satan to have them saved for our soul?
Guys, Satan is probably lying.
>>25995255The Prince of Lies, lying? What makes you think that?
>>25995223NO, Cecelia is to force her to beg for something and eat it...Actually, this is all wrong. They won't fall from this. It must be free will.
>>25995223>>25995177Okay lets do this, tell everyone the picnic is over for now and tell portia to watch for the witch hunters coming and tell her we will be planning something and never to leave her position without notice.Turn to hannah , tell her to do this>Tell her only she can save the town with her superior mind and skills, and we cant do anything withot her, make her search for spells, rituals etc.After that is done tell callista and kaitlin that you may have found a way to save the town and lead them to the church basement.
>>25995177Tell the girls you know a better place to hold a picnic and leave town
>>25993642>The next morning, you wake up to a fire going, and the smell of food.>It’s Satan. Cooking breakfast.I feel like this quest already jumped the shark.
>>25995332How can we do that to cecilia?What i thought was when she is reduced to nothing by her house burning she will snap .Also add this, >>25995353Call tabitha too to the church basement.As for free will we dont have to force rape them, we can jsut tell them we found a secret ritual that will destroy witch hunters but for that to happen the kindest soul has to be rape and torture a virgin.
>>25995223>>25995244“ So, you wish to form the contract I first proposed, and become a monster, for their sake? Shatter them, for their sake? Make them hate you, so you can save them? Perhaps…I misjudged you. Underneath that face lies a cruel, cruel heart. Go, then. Destry what they stand for, so you may save them. But, I wonder. How will you make them give it up, voluntarily?”Satan’s face grows hard, and she snaps her fingers. Your body tingles momentarily.“Here is where your grand plan begins. With each one you corrupt, so I shall grant you a taste of my powers for the next. Go. Now.”Her fingers point towards the town, and you walk forward, determined.“Go..and lose yourself in pursuit of the good…” she mutters.You do not hear her. You only wonder, who shall you start with first, and how?>Callistia>Tabitha>Cecilia>Dorothy>Portia>Hannah>Kaitlin
>>25995398Nonono, that's where it gets good.
>>25995427Give up. You can't force yourself to corrupt the girls you love so much.
>>25995447This. The whole thing is a test anyway.
>>25995427We're on the wrong road here....
Okay guys, how solid was the previous plan?Any additions or changes we can make to make sure we succeed in all 7 ?
>>25995447>>25995460>>25995462I must agree with these fellows it feels wrong to try and corrupt them.
>>25995447>>25995460>>25995462I agree. We should wait for the Witch Hunters and offer them the book.
>>25995401>she is reduced to nothing by her house burning she will snap .She will be extremely sorry that she can't do anything for anyone else.You must make her selfish to counteract Charity. Gluttony.You must make Callista beg for the D. Lust.You must make Tabitha argue for extremes. Wrath.You must make Dorothy give no shits about her work. Sloth.You must make Portia go Leeroy Jenkins.Hannah's plan is fine.Dunno about Caitlin.I could be wrong about of them, theology is not my strong point.
>>25995472Obviously the plan was pretty shit, since it seems we've wandered straight into a contract with Satan.
>>25995427No, fuck this, this isn't what I signed up for.You didn't even entertain the concept of the picnic working and now you're picking the worst suggestions because of your own bullshit prerogative.>>25995114>>25995142>>25995125Whatever happened to this plan? That shit would be far better.How the fuck did we co from picnic organiser to rapist? Fuck sake.
>>25995482No, we should tell all the girls to hide in the church while we go ourselves to the Witch hunters
>>25995490It's not too late to trust to the purity of our heart to save us >>25995447
>>25995507That works too. We're not contracting with Satan, we're a self-sacrificing idealist.
>>25995507Looks like we are martyring ourselves, huh.
>>25995507I don't think that would work; the Witch Hunters are going to burn the entire town, including the Church.
>>25995551For what reason? For what purpose?I see none, although it may be good to have them try and run instead
>>25995577So the hunters have something to chase? Only guilty men run
>>25995495It is not rape if it is voluntarily, see here >>25995401>As for free will we dont have to force rape them, we can jsut tell them we found a secret ritual that will destroy witch hunters but for that to happen the kindest soul has to be rape and torture a virgin.As for self sacrificing, lol no.It wont do anything , witch hunters will burn everything and they will catch the others easily because they will have horses.
Weighs the same as a duck?
>>25995577Well, we are assuming they're here to burn the place on the testimony of someone with a title of prince of lies. That said, while there may be some deception, I suspect that the witchhunters may well be perfectly fine with just burning the place down, just in case.
>>25995583And that's one of the reasons I said they should stay in the church
>>25995495As you walk towards the town, you take a good look at yourself in the pond.Who the hell is that?That hard glance. That boy who will destroy himself.Something…something’s wrong.Why do you feel this conflict? You turn back to Satan…but she’s not there.You are sitting on a mat, watching the others as they talk and converse.Callistia. Tabitha. Cecelia. Kaitlin. Hannah.Here…is where you wanted to be. Now, what was it you wanted to do?>Try to con them into leaving, so they don’t try to resist.>Tell them the honest truth, and try nd convince them to leave their homes.>Look for Satan.>Enjoy their company>Other.
>>25995603>torture a virgin.>selling it to people who would rather dieReally?Maybe a little more...subtle?
>>25995621Make them help you look for Satan.Enjoy their company at the same time.
>>25995621>>Tell them the honest truth, and try nd convince them to leave their homes.Honestly, we don't know why we did it in the first place.Then we sit by the pond waiting for them to come.Maybe we could cuddle Satan while we wait to die.
>>25995621>>Tell them the honest truth, and try nd convince them to leave their homes.
>>25995621Lets start one by one, small steps.Tell Portia to go out in sentry for witch hunters and dont leave her position unless commanded to do so .Running away or self sacrifice wont save you or the girls, only using our wits can save everyone.
>>25995621Tell the truth, tell them to leave.Wait in the middle of town and hope Satan comes back to say goodbye or something.Wait for death.
>>25995658>self sacrifice wont save you or the girlsA man has to stick to his principles
>>25995683A man has to use his mind.It will be better on the long run trust me.Now you guys stop thinknig counter-productive and help us solve each case with the least amonut of violance and terror if possible.
>>25995719>wanting to hurt innocents when the concept of a good afterlife for the virtuous has just been verifiedSo what if we go to hell, at least the other 7 don't. If we corrupt them, everyone dies but 1 and they all get a bad end.
>>25995719If you are going to corrupt, think of how you would oppose each and every virtue with free will. Otherwise, we Christ now.
>>25995719>>25995733We get them out of here.We die so that they might live.
>>25995752And they they have steamy lesbian sex so they can comfort themselves because your heroic sacrifice.
>>25995773Truly, it is the only way forward.Thus, the first Male Paladin of Sapphos was born.
Why cant you people understand that self-sacrifice wont matter at all.Witch Hunters will just kill you than catch and burn the others?Why you have to be so much dumb white knights?Are you really that inacpable of forethought.
>>259958130/10, you're just butthurt you don't get to rape and torture anyone
>>25995621Do this afterwards telling the girl to go for sentry.> tell callista , kaitlin and tabitha that you may have found a way to save the town and lead them to the church basement.Bring ropes and some chalk.As for free will we dont have to force rape them, we can jsut tell them we found a secret ritual that will destroy witch hunters but for that to happen the kindest soul has to be rape and torture a virgin.than we shall bind tabitha and callsita with ropes.
>>25995813>Waaah I can't rape and torture people with no justification, you're all white knights for providing a non-rape plan!Piss off, Mate.We get them out, we hold the town as long as we can to get them out.
>>25995829No i am butthurt because you guys are acting like retard paladins.go ahead jsut die for no reason than let all fo the girls first raped and later burned on a stake by witch hunters, best plan evar.
>>25995649>>25995654>>25995678>Sacrifice SelfHow does a dead man, a self-condemned man at that, enjoy the last, blissful moments of his life?He simply does.You take a look at your friends.Callista, whom you all have helped with her sermons.Tabitha, whose gloominess you always tried to cheer up.Cecelia, who has given all for the sake of others.Dorothy, down below, who works endlessly to provide tools.Portia, who waits, watching endlessly, even now.Hannah, her nose always in the book.Kaitlin, who was always there.These, you are sure, are the memories you will take to the grave.“I need to talk with you all.” You hear your voice absurdly calm.“The witch hunters are coming.” They all are silent, knowing you speak the obvious.Here it comes. The big step.“I…want to save you all, no matter what it takes.”Murmurs. Whispers.“To that end, I want you all to flee. I will hold off the witch-hunters.”Immediately, they each burst out, with a complaint or counter-argument, but you ignore it all.“Please. This all I ask.”
>>25995863Are you retarded?The whole point of staying is to buy them time to escape.See: every movie released in the last 50 years.
>>25995863>witch hunters>anything other than chaotic zealousThe girls won't get raped, and they'll get to go to see the pearly gates
>>25995863Retard paladins vs. uncharismatic rapists.Both horrible. Rape isn't my fetish, sadly.
>>25995871The air is heavy with silence.Then one nods, then the other.The six of you descend into the village.Portia reluctantly agrees, and Dorothy…well, you know her. The group tugs and coerces her, before finally settling on throwing the anvil and tools into a cart so that she may continue her work.As they get in, planning on a route out, you pass each of them.Callista gives you a small, formal hug.Tabitha, is crying, and in her hug, smears you with tears.Cecelia gives you a gentle kiss, a wordless messageDorothy nods once, the break from her work the sign of your importance.Portia gives you a firm handshake. “Go get them.”Hannah hands you a book describing fortifications and weaponry. “I hope it helps you.”Kaitlin smothers you in her embrace. It says what she cannot.They all step into the cart, and you bid farewell.Now, you sit in an empty town, with nothing but the blowing weeds for company.You:>Try and find Satan.>Ready yourself for the fight.>Change your mind and hightail it with the girls out of town.>Have the book ready to burn.>Oher.
>>25995883find satan, she might assist us
>>25995851>implying you can last more than 30 seconds against an entourage of witch hunters.>implying they wont just track down and catch the rest>implying you are not a meddling fucktard that cant even provide a different solution and
>>25995883Find Satan, there's one last deal we must make.
>>25995883>>Try and find Satan.We should tell her that we don't blame her for any of this. It was our fault, and we ain't mad at cha
>>25995883[x] Burn down the town. You will masquerade as a witch hunter.
>>25995909[x] Burn down the townI like it
I just hope Op gives a realistic ending to show retard 12 year old paladins what their choice brought down on them and the girls.
>>25995902>waah I can't rape fictional women
>>25995923>all this mad from one person
>>25995925See here retard fag>>25995850Is that rape faggot?Tell me it is rape faggot.
>>25995883Relinquish our weaponry, wrap the book in a bag, and wait.There is naught but sin left in this village now, it deserves to be purged
>>25995925>>25995923>I don't have the capability to charm fictional women and make them lust for the DAlso, the fuck?[x] READ THE GODDAMN BOOK FOR SPELLS
>>25995923I just hope you shut up sometime because the majority vote doesn´t want to rape some woman.
>>25995923>meet the devil>she tells you to rape and torture everyone or 'bad things' will happen>actually doing what she says
>>25995939Are you joking? Of course it's rape.It's just not the protagonist doing it.Are you an imbecile or are you just wank-blind?
>>25995945>>25995925If you want a story with loads of fictional sex, write one yourself or fuck off to /u/
>>25995883Sit down and leaf through the spell book.Shit, it even has spells Satan hasn't seen before
>>25995891>>25995905>>25995906>>25995912You stand in the town, admiring your work. The spellbook proved useless. All the rituals took too much time, too much resources.Hannah’s book, on the other hand…The Town Square is now a veritable fortress. Carts overturned, pews laid out.The only thing it needs is a knight.You with your pot lid shield and broomstick spear, are hardly worthy of the title. But you’ll do.As you stand there, you catch someone in town. Who stayed behind? You turn to shoo them.It’s Satan, standing in front of the hanging tree.“So, is it too late to make one final contract?”She smiles at you, a smile that looks better than you thought it would.“Never.”She extends her dainty hand.“What do you wish for?”You know what to say.“I wish to…”>survive long enough to see them all smiling.>last long enough for them to escape.”>“To win.”>other
>>25995883>Oher.Look through the spell book for a ritual we can set up. We can trap this entire town as one giant sacrificial circle.
>>25995978I want the witch hunters to understand why I did this
>>25995948No it all has to be voluntarily, you were going to tell callista and the kind girl that it is needed to save the town and (lie) their souls etc. And if they dont do it all will die. Only the roped and bound other girl we have to anger wont know it thus provoking her to anger and breaking the constraints.Read and think before acting on impulse.
>>25995978Offer our soul in exchange for a kiss, then send her away and fight to the death.
>>25995978>other"I wish to have the power to defend those girls from all threats, mortal, divine, and infernal, and to maintain my heart and mind to be able to perceive those threats, and to act against them."
>>25996004Is this really your idea of 'charming fictional women'? >>25995945
>>25995971>Incantation of forced offering, summoning satan, ode of sleepThose are the three that were named, with more presumed. Though gathering the materials for at least one of them took quite some time, and may not be within our current time frame. Might be worth looking at it at least. Then again, we apparently learned all its secrets earlier so we might not need to.Also, burning the town, or at least appearing to do so, may be a good thing, yes.
>>25996018You won't get to be a magical girl anon.
>>25995978>>25996010A token of affection, from a lady to a knight.
Rolled 88>>25995978I wish you to transform me into a engine of war and destruction world has never seen. I will kill and ravage all these fools and in return i wil lbe your general in earth.
>>25996028Hey, it worked for Faust, why not us?
>>25996018>"I wish to have the power to defend those girls from all threats, mortal, divine, and infernal, and to maintain my heart and mind to be able to perceive those threats, and to act against them."Oho, yes, that works.>>25995945 here, I am not >>25996004I won't argue against corruption, I just won't deal with rape that won't work anyways.
>>25995978A wedding, right here, right now
>>25996038>still trying to push your evil agendaWe knight now
>>25996052Lets put the waifu in waifu quest eh?
>>25996034The only way to end it.We gave them all a nice day, a picnic, a mass...And then we gave them their lives, in exchange for our own.A kiss from the devil, and them we stand our ground against the evil of witchfire.
>>25995978"Tell me the truth. Could I ever have been happy?" Wait for her response, then ask for a kiss.
>>25996018Wait, wait. We should probably change "those girls" to "those I love". Makes it more general, and gives us more leeway.
>>25996038You know....with an unstoppable military, or a country that's too nice to live in, no one would WANT to get rid of satan. and really, humans are the owners of earth, so what humanity wants goes
>>25996075It also gives Satan more leeway, that is never a good thing to do.
>>25996058I find nothing wrong with being a Black Knight.
>>25996064>>25996052WELL lets marry Satan as thanks for the warning, maybe as the wedding gift we could have the girls get away
Something of worth might be asking her the price for whatever boon we consider. Or of multiple boons.'That those who enter this place feel the weight of their sins' might be interesting. Though it may be worth offering her to step outside the town first.
>>25995978I wish all goes as planned.
>>25995987>>25996010>>25996018>>25996034> "I wish to have the power to defend those girls from all threats, mortal, divine, and infernal, and to maintain my heart and mind to be able to perceive those threats, and to act against them."She shakes her head.“I cannot grant such a power to you, nor anyone. I t is far beyond my capabilities“Then, what can you give me?”“This.”She waves her hand, and the spellbook comes to life, pages aflutter. Ode of sleep, rain of fire, all and more come alive, their energy carving bright red marks into the ground You can feel the magic sparkle and jump in the air, weaving and twisting. As the last ritual is set, the book turns into ash.“My dear knight, you are ready.”“Then, you must be my lady, might I ask for a token of affection, from a lady to a knight?”Her face blushes, then she nods, once. She cranes her neck forward, giving you an awkward, if sincere peck on the cheek.She looks at you in the eyes, holding your hand gently.“I never got your name.”You say:>You don’t need it.>Dante.>Cerberus.
>>25996157>>You don’t need it.
>>25996157"It doesn't matter, you don't need it. I'm already yours".Bid her farewell and magic up.Tonight's the night.
>>25996157You don't need it
>>25996157My name is Dante, but you can call me DANTE THE DIMMON KILLERIm sorry
>>25996157>Dante.For we shall travel through Hell.
>>25996157My life before matters little.Now i am changed, i am your eternal servant so you can name me what you wish.
>>25996157My name is Dante Cerberus.
>>25996226No we're not. We just have all the spells in the book.
>>25996235>Dante Cerberus.Careful you don't cut yourself on the edges of your post, the corners in particular look pretty sharp.
>>25996185Thirding because we aren't skilled int the magic of edgemancy.We aren't Bloodmoon guys.
>>25996257I only wish our middle name was Virgil.Dante Virgil Cerberus. MacLeod.
>>25996157My name is George. George Patton.SUMMON TANKS.
>>25996185This one for safety's sake
>>25996291Satan you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR SPELLBOOK.
>>25996291Seconding this, thread went to hell anyway we might as well roll with it.
>>25996185You will know me through my actions>Seconding
>>25996291We've got a book on siege craft. It might have a sketch or two of a primitive tank. If only we'd kept Dorothy behind, she could of built one for us.She'd probably end up getting gang raped though.
>>25996185>>25996190>>25996207>"It doesn't matter, you don't need it. I'm already yours".With those words, you confirm who you are, and why you are here.At long last, the stage is set. The fallen angel, and her lone knight. God’s army and the force of the divine.All the cards are set, the puppets , ready for their final dance.Now, long last, is where it all shall collide.Life, death, heaven and hell.Perhaps, there is but one thing that we can be sure of.This devil knight will fight to the bitter end.As the moon falls, torches rise.Tonight, the Witch Hunt will face what they have sought for so long.The devil himself.They ride on the town the accused of witch craft long ago, a town now glowing red.They reach the town, and see naught but pure evil.Satanic symbols adorn the walls, and the town reeks of death. The poison of the village encroaches them, dropping many.But there are many more. For tonight, the witch hunters have brought enough to turn light to day with their torches.As they charge forward, swords and armor glimmering, the horses and soldiers fall, their bodies consumed, and their spirits sucked out. Their sleep brings terrible nightmares, and their minds are devoured from the inside out.These knights, who have never faced fear, now know what their victims faced. Even faced with the name of traitor and an execution, they turn tail and run. Brother kills brother, and underneath that abominable spell, the army tears itself apart.As the straggled remnants pull themselves together, they see him.Seven feet tall, wielding a twisted spear and shield, a knight clad in black armor stands before them. The horns on his helm drip fire, and his very step corrupts the ground.There you stand, the last guardian of this village. There stands the army.Impossible odds.You:Take the chance to try and talk them down.Charge into the fray.
>>25996344Scream RUN OR DIE, then charge into the fray
>>25996344INTO THE FREY. FOR THE EMPER-I MEAN HAIL SATAN.
>>25996344Stay silent. Let them level their accusations and we will prepare our rebuttal.
>>25996344Invite them to a picnic
>>25996344Put the last of our magical power into our voice."Leave and never return. Never forget what you saw here."Fall on our spear.
>>25996344>Charge into the frayThe time for words passed long ago, when their desire to oppose evil turned into wanton burning of innocent.TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL, MOTHERFUCKERS!
>>25996344Stand before them and say."Love is gone from this place, here now there is only pain. All are welcome to stay, all are welcome to flee. Choose, your piety or your life."
>>25996344try to talk them down. let's build a benevolent city-state that serves its citizens too well to get rid of in good conscience. we'll be the reasonable monsters that people depend on
>>25996376Seconding.>>25996388Our rebuttal shall be."Can't we just talk this over a nice cup of tea?"
>>25996344"Satan is a girl"Then cut them limb from limb
>>25995863Bro, we summoned the Devil. We're being a good person so we can at least have a shot at Heaven, and at least have Satan as a fuckbuddy/girlfriend when we go to Hell.
>>25996344Into the fray. Cry out 'Muh 7 waifus' as we die.
>>25996392>going out like a giant pussyNo
>>25996450But it massively trolls them though, which is a such a hard temptation.
>>25996450>letting some beta faggots kill you instead
>>25996344This night the land will be stained with the blood of Faithfull. March to Forward . Leave none alive. To war!
>>25996439>>25996392>>25996459>>25996445Summer is so strong here today.
>>25996455I'm sorry but Dorothy was clearly the best girl, all other girls and/or demonic entities were inferior. In other words, we should just die saying "muh waifu - Dorothy". Or are you one of those Portiafags?
>>25996427I never tried the Fate series but I've seen this gif too many times to not ask this. Does he seriously injure himself like that or is there some other explanation for all this? It's almost random for me to see an anime character actually seriously hurt themselves trying to do some tricks.
>>25996498>is there some other explanation for all thistl;dr I don't remember if the flourish was in the same scene (it might be), but he was given an order he literally couldn't disobey to kill himself.
>>25996479Blame the thread, not the season. Faggot.
>>25996489your waifu is a slutSatan is best girl
>>25996498His Master tells him to kill himself during that display. He is force to obey.
>>25996524>>25996519Top lol, why would someone order that ?
>>25996519>>25996524Ah, thanks. Naturally, out of the context, I was sitting there laughing and then pondering. It felt like watching someone grind on a rail and then land on their nuts when the skateboard flips out.
>>25996534Fuck this shit.They nearly made us commit horrible acts on the 7.Fuck them all, leave none alive.
>>25996542Because they were magically obliged to otherwise some guy would kill them and their waifu.The assassin finds a way around it and kills both of them anyway
>>25996542>Top lol, why would someone order that ?Lancer's Master was under the false assumption that the contract he signed would benefit him, as long as he ordered Lancer to commit suicide. So he entered a contract whose terms would largely benefit him completely, then upheld his end of the bargain.And then he was sniped in the head and killed seconds after signing a contract saying that the other side of the contract would die if they killed Lancer's Master. lel exact terms in a contract.
>>25996522>Satan>A slutPick both. Twice.
>>25996558It's just some cold shit to spout, we don't necessarily have to stick to it.Fuck, we could tie them all down and make them all piss razor wire if we wanted, we've got the book after all.
>>25996586She blushed from kissing, she ain't not slut.You're wrong and you smell like poopies.
>>25996344"At least I have a girlfriend"
>>25996568Back to reddit fagget.
>>25996344>Charge into the fray.The time for talking is done. All that is left is the bloody and bitter end. You pick up your spear.Now.You will damn yourself, and destroy your body to the core, so that others may live.With a great and terrible roar, the knight throws himself into the lances waiting. His path carves a body path through the bodies, ripping and tearing, painting the canvas of the battlefield with a deep and bloody red. His spear pierces their holy wards, and his feet crush all who would oppose him.Here, on the battlefield, a man finds both sin and salvation. As he spins his spear, all fall beneath him. Whatever these man stand for, whatever they hope to idealize, it falls beneath bloody steel. Now, they come to a realization that their victims had known long before.Their God had forsaken them long ago.Some turn and flee.Others fight, hoping to redeem themselves.There is no difference.All shall fall.
>>25996604It's not like she could of, I dunno, intentionally mislead us into thinking she wasn't a slut. That's not something Satan would do. Nooooo. Goddamn it I hate you.
>>25996623As you wade through the battlefield, swords and lance bite into your body.The pain hurts. But it is not nearly enough. Lances impale your body, and it has become a pincushion for arrows. Swords stick out of you, and your body is a mockery of a mere human’s.But you gave up your humanity long ago. Nothing shall bring you down until your task has completed. You cannot stop. Not now, when your goal is so close at hand.Dropping the spear that weighs you down, you crouch low. The pauldrons on your shoulders, dog with razor-sharp teeth, will be your weapons. Perhaps sensing your desire, they come to life, roaring and gnashing. You charge once more, ripping and tearing, your jaws as sharp as a thousand swords. The enemies fall like grain, and now...and now, as you sit upon a throne of corpses, you sit, king of the battlefield.Not a single man will live to tell the tale. Not a single one shall go unpunished for his crimes. Now, they are safe.Now…you….can…………………..rest.Underneath a moon stained with blood, the devil knight, who has sinned for his salvation, dies.He awakens ona grey sand, overlooking a grey sea. A voice speaks, both everywhere and nowhere>Tell me, Knight. Was this what you wanted? To die, and your soul cast where not even the devil can take it? To wander that grey abyss forever and a day, alone? Surely, you must wish for something else. To be reunited with the seven you saved.Tell me.>I wish to wander forever.>I wish to meet those seven again.
>>259966133/10 made me actually think you were a /b/tard for a second.
>>25996623Leave some alive,capture them and offer them to satan as tribute and plaything.Kill the rest and put their bodies on spears outside the church doors.
>>25996635>>I wish to meet those seven again.
>>25996635"I'll wait and see who else comes along."
>>25996635"Do not taunt me, specter! I made my bargains and they were mine alone, they shall not be dragged here by some whim, they are safe now, their safety bought at a hefty price, and paid for in full."
>>25996635I wish to wander forever, my task at mortal world is complete.There is nothing else for me there after what has been done.I shall search the grey shores of limbo and look for answers and contemplate for now.
>>25996635>>I wish to wander forever.I don't deserve to be reunited, besides, they'd fear what I've become.
>>25996635I wish we could go out sometime. just the pair of us
>>25996635"I wish to know that they are safe."
>>25996635It would be nice to watch over those seven in some fashion for a time.It would also be nice to visit the eighth, and allow her to visit us.Maybe a chance to ask our previous priest about all this.Otherwise, I suppose onto wandering. Or perhaps building up this place as we choose.
>>25996635"Those seven will go to heaven; I shall remain here and not endanger their salvation. And it would be nice if the eighth could visit. I'll think about what you offered; but I'll only think on it for now, you won't get an answer yet."
>>25996635both options seem good yet bad.the wandering forever might make us a ghost that can't interact with things.meeting the seven might make us a monster that hunts them down.Instead what we should wish for is to be reborn as the black knight, searching out Satan's worshipers and teaching them to love their lady, and forget their hatred. To fight those that murder in the name of a vengeful god. To prevent monsters like us fro ever existing again.
>>25996688changing to >>25996699with a "...I shall remain here for now and not..."Still like the idea of building something where we now are as well.
>>25996635"Please don't be silly, I'm interested in the eighth. Besides, I told her I belonged to her, she doesn't seem the sort to forget about her possessions.I think I'll build a house here by the shore so I can invite her in for some tea when she drops by."
>>25996730>>25996670These.Why search an empty wasteland when we could stay where we are?What is a man if he does not make things better?
>>25996738I have to say, I'm really enjoying the way /tg/ is acting like a complete gentleman in wooing Satan.
>>25996738This.Picnics and tea are the name of the game.
>>25996752>What is a man if he does not make things better?"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? That is why I chose to make this house by the sea."
>>25996679>>25996681>>25996682>>25996699>>25996730>StayYou want to see the seven again.How could you not?You gave everything for them…and yet…you could not. To do so would forgive your sacrifice, and take away their safety. Surely, your task is done. You inform the spirit of you decision.It chuckles. “Of course. You humans shall wish what you wish.”A light breeze blows, and a message is whispered in your ear.“If you should ever reconsider, all you need to do is ask.”You sit, alone on the beach. Nothing but the sounds of waves, and sand.You attempt to build a castle, or even a mound, but you can leave no traces behind. The waves erase all, and soon, you content yourself with wandering, up and down the shore.Then you hear it.Sobbing noises. You run, wildly, and as it begins to rain, you run harder. You run, and run, only for the sobbing to stop.It is replaced by another sob, like something else, and the rain flows faster.It tastes like tears.You sit, and consider your decision.As if on cue, the spirit’s voice rings in the air.“Undo your sacrifice, your past, and accept a new one. One, where she has no power, and cannot damn you or your friends. There, the seven of you can happily live, and and you might be able to save the eighth.>Stay here.>Accept the spirit’s bargain.
>>25996840Stay here. Don't railroad us D:
>>25996840"Who are you, and why do you keep offering things?"
>>25996840>one where the witch hunters slaughter everyone in the village just because while god laughs in the background.>>25996865instead ask this.
>>25996840What happened to the Eighth?
>>25996865AskAlso ask what the fuck >you might be able to save the eighth.Is supposed to mean.
>>25996840"If I undo my sacrifice, surely that also undoes the saving of those I sacrificed myself for?"
>>25996840>Ask a Question"Who are you, to try to overturn God's Divine Plan and commute Lucifer's sentence? Besides, she's not the one who was going to kill everyone."This sounds like a trap.
>>25996840she doesn't need a savior, just a companion
>>25996840ITS A TRAP!Show yourself, you will not fool me.
>>25996840"I do not think my lady needs to be saved by one such as myself.What game are you trying to play with me?"
>>25996840she damned nobody and saved seven. do not tempt me with lies
>>25996949this one sounds best so far
It's God trying to offer us a deal with the devil.
>>25996961She did partially damn us. I mean, it was mostly our own choice, but we couldn't have done it without her.>>25996997This is... disturbingly plausible.>>25996865Ask this, I think.
>>25996865>>25996891>>25996949The spirit emits a gravelly noise.It takes you a moment to realize it is laughing.“I am the keeper of the river Styx, and Judge of Souls. I am the arbitrator of Limbo, and one who follows your story very carefully.”“Why?”“Because I enjoy a good tale, and none interest me more than yours. You, who have cleaved morality in twain, and seeks the heart of the devil herself.”"This, deal, what do you keep on offering it, and what did you mean by you might be able to save the eighth?”The spirit nods."I figure you would ask. What I offer is another string, another twist, of destiny. For right now, you stand at several points. Your death on a throne of corpses. Your first attempt to summon Satan herself. At a picnic. All of these paths, which flow, in and out of existence. She spoke of seven paths. You showed her an Eighth. I tell you, ten exist. Nine where one of your group dies. One where you all survive.”What shall be your choice?>take the deal>Don’t take the deal.
>>25996997So is God actually the Satan and Satan is actually God?
>>25997008Don't.Only we've died.Fuck this asshole.
>>25997013Dude, have you ever -read- the Bible?>>25997008CLANNAD ROUTE! LET'S DO THIS! SEVEN DEADLY WAIFUS QUEST: AFTERSTORY!
>>25997008but what do you get?
>>25997031Is that confirming or denying his theory?
>>25997008So.... one of these paths includes *Satan* dying? I mean, she's the ninth member of the group. How does that work?I think we should take the deal, *but*, only if we first find out what the catch is. I mean, he's not offering this purely for his own amusement. What's his side of the deal?
>>25997008"What's the catch? Where is the downside to taking your deal?From what I can see I'm the only one who has been lost, Satan is doing well is she not?"
>>25997044Aint it obvious? Our win condition is Satan's loss condition.
>>25997008Is there a path where i can waifu God
>>25997041I presume his point is that the God of the Bible (Old Testament is more obvious, but it's there in the New as well) is totally evil, and Satan is basically just interested in giving mankind rewards, free will, and the knowledge of good and evil (except in the Book of Job, where he's acting under God's explicit orders).
>>25997059Seconding this. This has to be a trap.
>>25997008I am already dead. allow me to Hell and my lady
>>25997036>>25997044>>25997059>>25997060"The catch? You have one chance. Only once, can I pull the strings back, only once, can fate weave another pattern. You who have meddled in he affairs of gods and demons, know this. I will speak the truth, and nothing but. Stay here, and accept what you have, or reshuffle the deck one last time.">Shuffle>Don't shuffle
>>25997108I am ded and a sinner. take me before Satan for judgement
>>25997108NOFUCK YOU GONNA STAY IN HELL WITH MAI SATANFU
>>25997108>>Don't shuffleDo what this guy suggests >>25997124
Before we decide on either scenario, we should come up with a plan if we choose to Shuffle.How do we save Satan and our bitches? Or should I saw, how will we save our bitches?
>>25997108No. Stop asking. The story is over.
>>25997108>>Don't shuffleNot going to endanger others over my selfish needs.
>>25997108>ShuffleSurely the chance of ultimate victory is worth the risk?
>>25997130.... We don't have a Satanfu, and this is apparently Limbo, not Hell.
>>25997176we have ultimate victory-we just Yousuke Urameshi
>>25997108Nah, lets just get is some waifu.
>>25997139I know it's a little rude to metagame, but... surely if we don't shuffle, the *quest* is over? I mean, we're choosing to sit in Limbo forever and do nothing.
>>25997216we shall see. no shuffle,>>25997124snark better
>>25997216No, we'd go to hell.Or we'd climb the mountain, either up or down.
>>25997108Shuffle it, disregard cowardly dogs.
>>25997216We still go to hell eventually right? I'm honestly not trying to speed up our demise or anything like that, I'm just trying to be consistent. Every quest must have an end someday, and the end we choose for ourselves is better than one we had no hand in making.
>>25997108>Don't shuffletime for the inverse Dante
>>25996635>To die, and your soul cast where not even the devil can take it? To wander that grey abyss forever and a day, alone?>>25997202>>25997130>>25997124>>25997237>>25997248GUYS. GUYS.We're *not going to Hell*.
>>25997269We'll find a way.Hell, we'll dig if we fucking have to.
>>25997108>Don't shuffleA good man's got's to know his limitations.
>>25997269That's where we are now. She doesn't own our soul, but HE is the ferryman and he can damn well ferry us if he wants.
>>25997269forever alone. :'(
>>25997292No, we already achieved everything but saving our own skin.and it's not worth risking the girls for us.
>>25997135>>25997150>>25997124>>25997187What is selfishness? What is selflessness? You stand in the sands in Limbo, unable to ascend, unable to descend. Cast out of heaven, an unable to reach hell, here you wait, a specter in forgotten sands. This spirit tells you the honest truth. You are stuck in this beach, from now, until eternity. Was it worth it? Only you can decide.Their happiness for their lives. Yes, you have saved them, and you will not lose what you fought so hard for. All the opposite sides. Can you risk a death for yourself? Surely, it will not end well. Here it is, at the end.You are happy.They, who are alive, are not. But they are safe.Happiness for safety.Indeed, it is not perfect. But neither is anyone.Here, in the sands, your tale ends. A selfless knight.A selfish knight.Here he waits, patiently,Eternally.Alone.
>>25997269better than a 80% chance of a fuckup. what's our soul compared to 8?no shuffle
I think we've lived our life to the fullest.We had pauldrons that turned into dogs.
>>25997008Why not? We've come this far
>>25997328>>25997344>>25997316>This spirit tells you the honest truth. You are stuck in this beach, from now, until eternity.
>>25997124>>25997135>>25997130>>25997139>>25997150>>25997227>>25997237>>25997248>>25997262>>25997297>>25997310>>25997321>>25997328>>25997343>>25997344Eat shit faggots. I wanted my waifus
>>25997328>>25997344>You attempt to build a castle, or even a mound, but you can leave no traces behind. The waves erase all.pretty sure this covers holes, too.
>>25997316Since we are eternal we also have infinite time.Start digging.
>>25997344>>25997328I do not think digging will bring us any closer to the pussy we crave.We have lost, but have saved the eight we cared most for.If we had chosen to shuffle, we might have saved all nine
>>25997316Swim out to sea.
Start practicing some sick dance moves.
>>25997409Yeah! When we get out of here we'll be the funk master.
>>25997393Fuck that noise, it's not worth the risk.I don't see by what metric we have lost.They all lived.All of them.No point risking that for us, we got what we wanted.>exercise ad infinitum.
Can we force him to take us over?In mythology you needed a proper funeral and an obolus and he had to take you over.
>>25997429.... I think we, the main character, have won. We, the quest players, have somewhat lost, on account of how apparently this awesome quest is now over and done with instead of continuing.
>>25997429But we didn't.We didn't get the seven waifus, er even one waifu. All we gained was our death. Was that what we wanted?There was a point to risk it, so we could live. For both their happiness, and for ours.>captcahagreeable nonwha
>>25997440It can continue.The only one stopping it from doing so is OP.
>>25997433Yes, but OP won't let it happen.See >>25997305
>>25997451You can continue it yourself if you wanted too.
>>25997458>The only thing stopping the plot is DMPCYaaaaaaay...
>>25997451.... Well, apparently the one stopping it from doing is the players. We got offered several "carry on, do new things" options and said "no, we'd rather stay on the blank featureless beach for all eternity".
>>25997472My quest threads have a habit of going ERP, even if I don't want them to.
>>25997483Good.This quest was meant to do the same.
>>25997477pretty much this. don't blame OP when he already warned you about this
>>25997458Additionally the punishment for not having a funeral or not having a coin was wandering the shores of the river for 100 years.So yeah, we could continue.
>>25997477No, we got "Do the same thing and risk the gains we had" or "Preserve what we spent 4 hours working towards".He's the one that bounced us to purgatory and sealed us there unless we complied, and fuck that noise.We could have carried on in dozens of ways, but nope, "endless sand, can't do shit about it, sorry mate."Fuck.
>>25997520...WE COULD HAVE CARRIED ON BY ACCEPTING THE CHOICE WE WERE OFFERED.He brought us to purgatory, yes, but therein he gave us a chance to redo what we worked four hours for to get the good end.We decided not to do it.If we had redone it, wepossiblymaybewouldn't have ended up where we did!
>>25997553>he gave us a chance to redo what we worked four hours for to get the good endMore like, redo and struggle when I try extra hard to make you fail to prove some hamfisted point
You waited on the beach. Waited as the tears of rain fell over your body. Waited as you were turned to dust. Waited until you had forgotten even your own face. Then, you waited some more.Several eternities past, then something new. Memories struggle to come together, and you remember the words 'walking' and 'sand.' Something that is not the master of limbo has come. As if on cue, the winds blow, and you find yourself alight.A person.as the master offers him a deal, you remember one offered to you long ago.Is it too late to answer?Of course not. The breeze flows, and you hear the words.“If you should ever reconsider, all you need to do is ask.”[Final Choice]>Shuffle>Don't Shuffle
>>25997553We were railroaded into either>Undo everything we did for little reason, making an entirely out of character and selfish choice in order to risk the lives of the people we spent the last couple of hours saving just for our benefit.Or>Don't.
>>25997584>ShuffleFor fuck's sake, people. Yes, there is a small amount of risk. There is always risk. You are explicitly saying "I would rather do nothing at all for all eternity than take any possibility of failure."
>>25997584Well, assuming it isn't the person offering this choice, don't shuffle.We have to at least hear what this guy, who came all the way to limbo to meet us, has to say!
>>25997584Shuffle, of course.I feel like I'm getting fucked in the ass.
>>25997584"I made my choice when I stood in the town center and kissed my lady goodbye."
>>25997520>Man fuck this video game creators for making me lose. They're the ones who decided that If I get hit, I take damage.Consequences. Heard of them?
>>25997612>>25997618We worked to save their lives and you're just pissing it up the wall, you realise this, right?
>>25997605>for little reason>making the character seem selfishYou do realize that they are absolutely miserable without us, don't you?There is every fucking reason to do it.
>>25997584>shufflei want this quest to continue
>>25997634This isn't a consequence, this is the ending.We're a paladin, this is to be our fate. We did what was right for everyone else, not for ourself.
>>25997635>>25997316>Their happiness for their lives.>You are happy.>They, who are alive, are not. But they are safe.
>>25997663(Also, in case I wasn't explicit enough with this:>>25997584>Shuffle)
>>25997634>Do you want to redo the quest?>Yes>NoNo>You mean yes, right?>Yes>NoNo>Come on, don't be like that. You want to redo, right?>Yes>YesNo
>>25997638Why are they miserable? It wasn't even explained.Could be because you're dead, sure, but if they're rational people they'll honour your sacrifice and live their lives.Why are we even entertaining the notion?
>>25997584just take me to Hell
>>25997674>Do you want to actually continue the quest?Naaaah, we're good>You're sure? You were having a good time and now you'd like to do nothing forever?Seems like it.
>>25997635being stuck in limbo for eternity is not a good end
>>25997584"Ferry man, take me to hell"
>>25997679Humans can feel emotions for reasons you do not find logical.Maybe they did not accept our deaths, maybe they are not rational.They have reason to be sad as shit we died, and they ARE sad we died.You cannot deny that.What we did was not selfless, nor would saving all of them be selfish.
>>25997584We dig, we dig with eternity on our side and fire in our heart.We scrape nail and bruise skin, but we dig, forever we dig.One day, we'll be back with our lady.
>>25997694It's a good end for the people that matter to the character.
>>25997714The character matters to itself.It is a bad end for them anyway, as they are not happy.
>>25997707you mean never, right
>>25997584do the riyual to summon Satan
>>25997724We're a paladin.
OP Here. allow me to say this. I have hinted repeatedly throughout the text, that they are sad. lines like >You are happy. They, who are alive, are not. But they are safe. and all that >tears of rainstuff. However, I am seeing a large amount of resistance for this. My idea of the finale was this. That fight for the final happy ending-the best one. The ending you have right now leaves the people who loved you missing you, and you are gone. If that is what you want, fine. If you want me to write some better happy ending, fine. I thought this would be more entertaining, but I want to give you the ending you want. So tell me. We can make whatever you want happen.
>>25997584do the ritual to summon Satan
>>25997707.... We dig. In the plane of endless sand, which we have repeatedly, explicitly been told we are just stuck in forever if we don't take the deal. The plane where all our attempts to change it at all are washed away immediately.How is this supposed to work again? It's not like Hell is just physically below us. It's on a different plane of existence.
>>25997584I suppose reincarnation into a suspiciously similar set up (upon her summoning Satan points and yells "You again! Impossible! Someone has to be cheating...") is the secret third option?
>>25997744QM, please don't.Leave it as it is, or allow us to shuffle.Don't rewrite it because some anons are pissed that they chose a retarded choice and got punished for it.
>>25997744I for one want the quest to continue.That's all I have to say.
>>25997756A man continually reincarnated always ending up summoning Satan to save innocent people.
>>25997744The way you conveyed it implied>Let's start over and risk it allWhich was not what was wanted. If this is not what you were hoping to get across then I am sorry, but I read it as wrote, and I have no interest in rolling the dice a second time.We already rolled a 5, why risk all that for a 6?
>>25997744I would like to carry on the quest. I mean, I knew some of /tg/ was overly cautious, but this level of paranoia and risk-aversion is ridiculous.>Shuffle.
>>25997744giving in to the filthy terrorists that chose the retarted choice
>>25997753Dante's Mountain, man
>>25997792The 5 results in everyone miserable, except for maybe ourselves.But we get another chance to get a 6, which brings everyone happiness."why risk for the best result, why not be overly-cautious, why not be a pussy?"
>>25997824Why are the others unhappy anyway? Seems like it came out of nowhere.Sure, they'll be sad that someone gave their life for them, but they'll come to terms with it in time, and that's what we bought them after all, time.
>>25997806.... But that's not how this particular cosmology works. We know this isn't how this particular cosmology works, the QM has explicitly told us this over and over again and some people are still going "Just dig! Dig in the plane of endless sand! It has to work eventually, right?"It's like going into "Ordinary Guy Walking Around Quest" and voting for "Sprout wings and fly!"
>>25997824>The 5 results in everyone miserableFor no fucking reason whatsoever. >>25997804>>25997793>>25997775>>25997767>>25997751Samefag as much as you want, it doesn't mean you're right
>>25997767This, we earn our glory and our defeat. If we pick the worst outcome, make sure we get the worst ending. It means nothing at all if you just give us the good end epilogue.On a side note, the inclusion of the word "waifu" in the title, though appropriate, may have given some questers the wrong idea about the pacing of this story (did not expect shit to hit the fan quite so immediately). Seven days might have been a better period leading up to the hunters arrival than the roughly fifteen hours from the time of summoning that we had...
>>25997744my only confusion is why Limbo happened when we gave Satan our soul? Then again, I thought the deal was a trap>shuffle
>>25997873Because we were 50% good or something. I don't see why we can't decide to go straight to hell, not passing go or collecting $200
>>25997860>this anons picked a choice that i didn't pick. must be samefagshut the fuck up faggot
>>25997896Because we are fated to remain in limbo.
>>25997866I don't think we were meant to be able to save them all. Going to church left us with like 5 hours. And we needed to go to meet the girls.
>>25997860I think you drastically overestimate the importance of your opinion.
>>25997849And with the exception of Satan, they'll all be dead in a few decades anyway. So it really doesn't matter if they're particularly unhappy with how things worked out. Well, unless doing what we did lead to their eventual damnation and Satan took her frustration with us out on them or something, but that seems pretty unlikely.
>>25997908And why is that?Is it because of a totally unnecessary dichotomy?
>>25997916Indeed he does.
>>25997902>this vocal minority suddenly became a vocal majorityIf it looks and smells like a samefag, chances are it is one
>>25997896Because the ferryman sees your ability to save Satan from gods unfair judgment.I'd say shuffle
>>25997744either shuffle or snag the ferryman's boat
>>25997924>totally unnecessary?It is not unnecessary, it is part of the quest.
>>25997915I think we were meant to take this seriously from the get go and corrupt at minimum our neighbor immediately after the summoning. Probably a second one before falling asleep and getting the blacksmith to shirk her duties (which we did anyway by getting her to go to the picnic) in the morning, and going from there. My thought on the matter anyway.
>>25997939So why can't we tell him to forget his magic reality altering skills and instead offer us a ride to the place that we're 50% qualified to go to anyway?
>>25997958She did not attend the picnic.
>>25997960>50% qualifiedThen we are not qualified.
>>25997931>still no proof other than baseless accusation.burden of proof lies with the accusing party. either show proof or STFU
IF this quest was to continue it would be time for a new thread right about now.
>>25997924Because god wants Satan to suffer and she has a bit of a crush on us (and we on her) so we are barred from even approaching the gates of hell. And we did slaughter a whole host of church minions and make a deal with the devil, so heaven is pretty much out of the question. I miss anything?
>>25997958The picnic wasn't given the expected time. I was hoping to actually get to do something with it, but it was just dropped on the stage and then whipped away.
>>25997960Idk he just does.
>>25997997We really should have had the opportunity to corrupt people during the picnic. Or at least *talk* to them a bit.
>>25997977It's a plane.Giving away your soul means you get sent there, but an entity exists for the sole fucking purpose of ferrying to heaven and hell.This means that there's a way to go between the two, so we should be able to do it.>>25997997Yeah, it somehow managed to run for hours without anything happening
>>25998031We are not qualified to, so we are not allowed through.
>>25998031So. You want to attack the ferryman and try to steal his vessel?
>>25998063Then we being to corrupt ourselves in order to tip the balance.
>>25998063We're not tied to any plane whatsoever. There isn't any sort of celestial bouncer stopping us either, and if there was they'd be working for Satan who would be more than eager to let us in.>>25998075No, I want him to give me a ride
>>25998095Why should he give us a ride?What if he does not want to?
>>25998031I'm pretty sure limbo exists as a holding tank for the souls that are disqualified from entering heaven, hell or purgatory. The only reason the ferryman can go there is because his job includes depositing souls in limbo (no, they can never find or interact with each other, that's a feature of limbo). Any angel of rank could get here and get us out though, so maybe you should start praying? Worked well enough for the hunters.
>>25998110Why is he magically granting us wishes? Is he our fairy godmother?
>>25998090What means have we to do so?
>>25998095We *are* tied to a plane. We're tied to this plane. We've been told repeatedly we're tied to this plane. Read the QM's posts.
>>25998129Thought.>Covet life>lust for Satan>wrath at the spiritetc
>>25998124Sympathy for the devil?Angelic teenage angst?He's bored and our life is the most entertaining reality program he has access to?Who knows?
New thread:>>25998145We are continuing.
>>25998147Thought explicitly doesn't count as sin. Intent behind an action? Yes. But it still requires the action to take place.
>>25998148The third option is the only one that supports him doing that instead of sending us on
>>25998173Bullshit.By your reasoning people in comas are automatically going to heaven.And that's just silly.
You did good kid. You did good.