Let's go for some more VALKRIAN MERCS QUEST!Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20QuestPastebin: http://pastebin.com/Jr8bbA3LDon't know what Valkyria Chronicles is? Check it out here! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyria_Chronicles or http://valkyria.wikia.com/wiki/Valkyria_WikiYou are JAGER STURMFUHRER, leader of the fledgling mercenary company DEMONS OF RANDGRIZ. In addition to fighting Imps for money and vengeance, you have your own private mission to hunt down Karla, your former fiance who sided with the Imperials and destroyed your home.You first arrived in the Federation nation of Albion to help defend it against a possible amphibious attack. However, your boots barely hit the deck before you were assigned a mission to break up a spy ring. However, through a chain of extraordinary events, you not only smashed the spy ring apart, but also managed to capture an Imperial u-boat (mostly) intact, and figh off an Imperial amphibious invasion by defeating their leader, Belkan Knight Sir Fleisher.You then moved on to Ustio, where you helped the beleaguered defenders fend off an Imperial offensive and stage a counterattack ending with the defeat of the Knight leading the Imperial forces in the area, breaking the back of the Imperial offensive.You then returned to Gallia to help the Loyalists fight the GRA and rescue Archduchess Cordelia. You also finally decided to move on from your past and start a relationship with your longtime friend and XO, Sam. Now, you've been recruited by Lynch to destroy two Valkrur superweapons. You already managed to destroy Stonehenge, and all that is left is Excalibur.Oh, and you asked Sam to marry you, and she accepted. Nothing possibly bad can happen from this, right?You're now participating in the Federations offensive into Belka, in an attempt to take pressure off the main offensive in the Round Table, as well as destroy Excalibur.(cont)
And now: FAMILIAL RECONCILIATIOOOOON
>>26277299And now, having just liberated an entire camp of Darcsen prisoners from Imperial captivity, you're left to deal with what would probably be the most challenging part of the mission, helping Tarin deal with her father issues. You don't really know the full story, but you know that she's nervous about her father's opinion on her life choices, something you unfortunately don't have much experience in. However, Tarin was pretty much family at this point, so you were determined to stand by her no matter what.By the time you get back to Fardan, the majority of the Darcsen prisoners had already been shipped to the rear. Those supply trucks weren't going wait for them, after all. However, a small number of them, the captured fighters, had opted to stay, and Tarin's father was one of them.The other Demons begin disperse to take care of other duties, but Tarin stays by your side."I... I don't know if I can do this, sir." Tarin bites her lip. "What if he gets mad at me?""Then my extreme disapproval will be the least of his problems." You ruffle Tarin's hair, something that would suicide for most other men. "You're damn good at what you do, if and that's what you want to keep doing, then nobody has any right to say otherwise.""A-alright." Tarin nods. "Let's go then.">You and Tarin can handle this by yourselves.>Maybe we should bring some backup? [specify]>Other
>>26277606>Maybe we should bring some backup?"RAMIREZ!"
>>26277606>You and Tarin can handle this by yourselves.
Wow, where is everyone?
>>26277606>Maybe we should bring some backup?>SamThe reason for this should be obvious. So Jager and Tarin don't get mistaken as a couple. Again.
>>26277606>You and Tarin can handle this by yourselves.Lets not drag anyone into Tarin's personal problems unless shes cool with it.
>>26277606>>You and Tarin can handle this by yourselves.
>>26277606>You and Tarin can handle this by yourselves.Apply tactical punch if things get bad.
>>26277606Well, you're sure and and Tarin can handle this by yourselves. Plus, you doubt Tarin wanted anybody else getting tangled in her personal problems. Hell, you're pretty sure the other Demons genuinely believed she didn't have any. You both make your way back to the quarter of town where the partisan fighters have made camp. This time, however, you don't get any glares or stink eyes, but instead respectful nods and salutes as you pass. Seems like word of your liberation of Daznow spread pretty quick. You then reach the hotel Mack and his men have commandeered as a temporary headquarters. The guards at the door let you in without a second glance, and Mack is there to greet you."Great timing. Edwin's ready to see you two." Mack says, leading you through the lobby. "Careful, though. He's still a bit under the weather from the camp conditions.""Is he okay?" Tarin asks, panic creeping into the edges of her voice."Ah, nothing some food and a couple days rest can't handle. You of all people should know it would take more than a week or two of imprisonment to do him in!""Right..." Tarin nods absentmindedly.Man, she really was almost a completely different person whenever her father was mentioned.Mack leads you to one of the suites, where you see the apparently infamous Edwin of the Winter Wolves sitting up in a bed, reading a stack of papers while chewing on a piece of bread. The man certainly had a work ethic, that was for sure. He turns to see who came into the room and his eyes widen and the bread drops from his mouth."Tarin?" "Dad!" You actually don't even see Tarin move. It's like she's next to you one moment and suddenly she's embracing her father on the other side of the room. Absolutely terrifying."And who's this young man here?" He asks, nodding his head toward you.">Tell him you're her CO.>Tell him you're her friend.>Mess with them a little.Tell him you're her boyfriend. >Other
>>26278085>Tell him you're her CO and her friend.
>>26278085>>Mess with them a little.Tell him you're her boyfriend.I know this won't get vote so i vote for it.
>>26278085>Her CO and friend.Ayup.
>>26278085>Tell him you're her CO.
>>26278085>>Tell him you're her CO and her friend.
>>26278085>Mess with them a little.Tell him you're her boyfriend.As a Tarinfag there is no choice
>>26278085"I'm her commanding officer, and her friend." You say, saluting. "Captain Jager Sturmfuhrer of the Demons of Randgriz.""Commanding officer...?" Edwin's frowns as the gears turn in his head and he finally makes the connections his paternal instincts had made him overlook. "Tarin! What have you done?!"Tarin suddenly shrinks away, as if she'd received an electric shock. "I-I came back to find you!""Why would you do that?!" Her father frowns. "We risked so much, sacrificed so much, to make sure you could live a peaceful life, and now here you are, back in the middle of a warzone! What were you hoping to accomplish?!"Tarin blinks and tries to say something, but it looks as if she can't quite get the words out of her throat.>Looks like she needs backup.>Let this play out a bit more. Tarin needs to handle this herself.>Other
>>26278380>>Looks like she needs backup.
>>26278380>Other."She was hoping to find you, sir."
>>26278380>Looks like she needs backup.Hand on shoulder.
>>26278380>Looks like she needs backup.
>>26278380>Looks like she needs backup."She was trying to find you. That's what she told me when she joined."
>>26278380>Looks like she needs backup."A few things sir. First off, Tarin made the same choice as anyone who could -to find her family. Second off, She will have a peaceful life. My noble homestead has been restored as a school, and it will need teachers. Any Demon who wishes will be able to live and teach in safety and comfort with their families"
>>26278426>>26278412You realize she already said that right?
>>26278468Yeah, I just realized that. Which is why I'm changing my vote to >>26278465
>>26278380>Looks like she needs backup.Unfortunately the Empire didn't want to wait. The Invasion of Gallia left many without peace and without a choice *wince a little at that*. I understand you tried your damndest to get her to safety and I can respect that, but you need to understand that we're part of your fight now, whether you like it or not. It's a shame but now we all have to make sure your efforts weren't in vain, this war needs to end and we're close to being able to making sure it does.
>>26278380Seeing your subordinate was in need of assistance, you step forward and put a reassuring hand on Tarin's shoulder, which immediately ceases her trembling. You then look at Edwin, with your own look of severe disapproval to match his."A few things sir. First off, Tarin made the same choice as anyone who could -to find her family. Second off, She will have a peaceful life. My noble homestead has been restored as a school, and it will need teachers. Any Demon who wishes will be able to live and teach in safety and comfort with their families"Edwin looks at you, and then Tarin, and then sighs."Fine. I can accept that Tarin is in a military unit, but I have important information pertaining the facility holding Excalibur, but my one condition is that Tarin not participate in the mission to attack it.>Sounds fair.>No deal. >You're going to tell us regardless.>Other
>>26278670>You're going to tell us regardless."Sir, if I can go into battle with my fiancee, you can go into battle with your daughter."
>>26278670>>OtherWhat she does is her own choice.
>>26278670>You're going to tell us regardless.It's up to her anyway.
>>26278696I second this.
>>26278670I'm afraid I don't make that choice. I command troops during battle, not whether they want to fight in it
>>26278670>No deal. but>You're going to tell us regardless.Would you really send your daughter into battle without any idea of what we're facing
>>26278706>>26278710Kinda goes against what we just said about being her CO, doesn't it?
>>26278696>Extremely misleading phrasing.
>>26278670>You're going to tell us regardless."I trust Tarin to keep herself alive and I trust my squad even more to be there for her if something does happen. If you honestly believe you can withhold information on a Superweapon we need to destroy to help in this war just so your daughter can be safe for a day in hostile territory I question your judgement."
>>26278670>You're going to tell us regardless.I can appreciate you don't want your efforts going to waste after all this, but consider everybody else in this war that have lost homes family or even their very lives. This war needs to end, we're so close to ensuring it does and you want to begin making deals that could potentially put that hope in jeopardy?I'm afraid we're all out of choices now either this mission succeeds or it fails, whether it does or doesn't is entirely up to you Edwin.
>>26278696this is the anonwe need
>>26278670"Sir, if I can go into battle with my fiancee, you can go into battle with your daughter." You say simply.Edwin blinks at those words and looks at both you and Tarin. You suddenly realize what he must be thinking."Um, nothing like that, sir. My fiance is somebody else." You say a bit too quickly.At that, Tarin suddenly turns crimson red and turns away so that you and her father won't see. You hear Mack in the background trying, and failing, not to burst out into laughter."The point is, sir, is that I trust Tarin to keep herself alive and I trust my squad even more to be there for her if something does happen. I can appreciate you don't want your efforts going to waste after all this, but consider everybody else in this war that have lost homes family or even their very lives">roll 1d20
Rolled 10>>26278952No whammy!
>>26278977DAMN! Nice Roll!
>>26279085+2 charisma as well.
>>26278977Edwin stops and think long and hard, and then finally looks back at his daughter."Tarin, do you really want this? Do truly want to fight?""If it's to protect my friends.... and my family, yes." Tarin says, her confidence returning. "I'd do anything to make sure you, or the Demons, don't get hurt. Even if it means putting my own life on the line."Edwin sighs. "I guess this is what I get for sending away my little girl. She's grown up so much when I wasn't looking.""But, it's not to say you didn't do the right thing!" Tarin says. "Gallia was -is- a really great place! I was just hoping that you'd come with me there someday.""Train..." Edwin smiles and then turns to you. "Okay, I guess I've changed my mind. Give me a few minutes and we'll organize a meeting with your general."Both you and Tarin are then shooed out of the building. The moment you're outside, you see Tarin give the biggest sigh you've ever seen, as if she had been holding her breath the entire time."Thanks, sir, you really helped me out there." She says. "I'm really sorry about dragging you into my personal problems.">Oh, it was nothing.>Anything for a fellow Demon, Tarin. >Other
>>26279221>Anything for a fellow Demon, Tarin.
>>26279221>Oh, it was nothing.I sense that Tarin unlocked a potential.
>>26279221>Anything for a fellow Demon, Tarin.your dad isn't your only family now
>>26279221>>Anything for a fellow Demon, Tarin.
>>26279267This and pat her head.Damn...if only a Tarin route was possible...if only.
>>26279303It was. She was always my favorite.
>>26279303Ramirez got it instead
>>26279329We owe her two lunches she's never gonna get.
>>26279329It was never possible. /tg/ always goes for the first girl.
>>26279329Huh, when did this happen?I knew Elsa and Alex and Helsiode and the knight apprentice but Ramieriz, thought he was a lone wolf?
>>26279303No, Tarin route was only possible with Alek.
>>26279373Actually I think people were torn until Sam revealed her feelings and then her getting shot. Those things alone easily tipped the scales.
>>26279303>>26279401Merc said all routes were possible.We just didn't take it during the "date". We could have ended up with Heloise too during the time she was drunk in Ustio but we didn't take that one either.It was when Sam forced us to choose that we actually had to choose something.
>>26279388It hasn't officially happened. But we joke about Tarin x Ramirez and how their progeny would be gods among men. And they've been seen hanging out more together. (Don't know why Brilliant is there too, except he could use more scenes)
>>26279457I kind of wanted to wait after dealing with Karla to choose a romantic route but after Sam confessing her love and getting shot. It did tip the scales to say yes.Not that it's bad, but with a bunch of interesting cast of female characters, it always leaves you thinking what if?Am I wrong with thinking that?
>>26279550Tarin obviously doms both Ramirez and Brilliant.
>>26279560Maybe?Merc didn't deny it. It's too late now though.
>>26279554I don't think so. Tarin and Isolde are both my favorite females. Not that I'm complaining.
>>26279560Don't worry guys. Ramirez's routes on Sam/Jager isn't closed yet.
So am I the only one out there that would have been completely fine with an Isolde route?
>>26279626>Sharing Sam with RamirezYou lewd sunuvabitch.
>>26279632No way, that loyal knightly attitude is a real turn on.
>>26279554Try being me. Elizabethfag all the way with Sam/Tarin as a close second. The knowledge it would never work out because of demographics ;_;.
>>26279640NO we aren't sharing Sam, and she isn't sharing us. Ramirez is gonna take them both.
>>26279632I would have been fine with an Isolde route, if only she came a little earlier, maybe it might have made a difference though she is tied with Tarin though
>>26279632Personally I would have been fine with anyone but Sam. Sam is just really dull in my opinion.
>>26279712Really? She's actually the only character that interacts with Jager in a way that I find interesting.
>>26279741That just makes you a dull person.
>>26279741To each their own I guess i think she just got the most attention early on
>>26279741That's because we spent the most time with her. She was usually selected for see who/take who.
>>26279221"Anything for a fellow Demon, Tarin." You say, patting her on the head again. "How many goddamn times do I have to tell you all that you're pretty much family at this point? You got any problems, come see me. Got it?""Yes sir." Tarin gives you one of her rare smiles and salutes you, before melding back into the crowd. You really have to ask her how she does that some day.Looking at your watch, you wonder what you should do now. Edwin's briefing with Freyberg shouldn't be happening for a while, so maybe you've got time for something.>Eh, let's go find Freyberg anyways.>Call home.>Hang out with someone else [specify]>Other
>>26279780>>Call home.Let's see how grandma is doing and how the school's construction is.
>>26279780>Hang out with someone else [specify]Let's get another fight club going with Ramirez
>>26279780>Hang out with someone else [specify]Let's get the guys together for some shenanigans
>>26279775First girl always wins.Well technically Karla was the first girl, but first girl who didn't try to kill us always wins.>>26279780>>Call home.
>>26279780>Hang out with someone else [specify]let's go see Isolde. See what she thinks of invading her homeland.
>>26279780>>Call home.>>26279803This too.
>>26279780>Eh, let's go find Freyberg anyways."Jager what are you doing on my couch?""I'm bored lets go punch people!""Jager please I'm trying to work!""Ahh just get yourself a cute girl to be your XO and let her be the responsible one!"
>>26279803I am Jack's shit eating grin.Seconding
>>26279780>>Hang out with someone else [specify]Thinking either Issac, Elizabeth because we rarely talk to our spy when we don't need her to do something, or Isolde. Can't figure out which.
>>26279775I think it was more the established friendship thing. There was just a lot about her behavior that felt very specific to how she treated Jager over just her being her right from the start compared to the more neutral and general behavior of everyone else.
>>26279780>Call home.thn ask Liz about borrowing the maid outfit
>>26279803>>26279804Seconding these it's time for a brotastic adventure
>>26279780I think we should have a small chat with Isodio, We are invading her homeland and fighting her people.Then drag her with Alex, Sam, Elsa, and Ramieriez for some fun
>>26279632Man, honestly, romance wasn't one of the things I had in mind when writing up Isolde.She really didn't seem to be the romantic type to me, more of the no-nonsense professional types, though I can see why people would be attracted to her.Using Signum as a base didn't help I guess.
>>26279780So, consensus seems to be a bit torn between either calling home or hanging out with Ramirez, so we're going to narrow the choices. Remember, you've only got time for one.>Call home.>Hang with Ramirez
>>26280117Actually it helped quite a bit..only way to make it worse (or better) if you had used someone like Saber or something
>>26280161>Hang with RamirezRAMIREZ make sweet tender love to me!
>>26280161Call home, but I do think we should talk with Isolde about her feeling about her attacking her people.We demons are family but we will be pretty bad ones if we don't address things like this especially if it's obvious
>>26280161>Hang with Ramirez
>>26280166That's pretty much what I meant.
>>26280161>>Hang with RamirezFIGHT CLUB FIGHT CLUB FIGHT CLUB
>>26280161>>Hang with Ramirez
>>26280205>>26280219>>26280238>>26280304>>26280386>>26280469Yes let the RamirezFlow through you~
>>26280502[Spoiler]Is this how you spoiler? Sage for off topic[/spoiler]
>>26280534If you have 4chan x all you need to do is press ctrl+s and [spoiler(][)/spoiler] will pop up otherwise just type it like i do without the () inserted.
>>26280534didn't spoiler or sage. man.
>>26280589You can ctrl+s even without 4chanX running
>>26280534no cap in the first one, otherwise yes. sage for saging a sage
>>26280631WHAT! SQUIRREL PLEASE
>>26280161Well, honestly, you're kind of wondering what Ramirez is up to. You suspect he's still running that little fight club of his, so you decide to go check it out. It's right where you saw last time, though there were even MORE people there, if that was even possible. You even note quite a few Darcsen partisans in the crowd, as well as the ring. "Yo! Boss!" You see Ramirez wave you over."Hey Ramirez, looks like your little side business is booming." You say."Yep! Totally called it, you know. These guys needed to blow off some steam, so I provided the market for it!""Pretty ingenious.""Well, just gotta think like them, is the secret." "So, think like a simple meathead, right?" You grin."Of course!" Ramirez laughs, and then leans in. "Listen, Boss. Tarin was due for a 2v2 match with me today, but she hasn't shown up. You think you can fill in for her?">Sure why not.>Sorry, I'm in no mood for a fight right now.>Other
>>26280673>Sure why not.
>>26280673>>Sure why not.
>>26280673>Sure why not.>They'll never know what hit 'em.Ramirez and Jager: Devil's Pair
>>26280673>Sure why not.you hunk of man meat you~
>>26280673>Sure why not.PunchingIntensifies.gif
>>26280673> Sure why notRemember the basics of CQC
>>26280673>Sure why not.And then Sam beats our ass for fighting...>>26280653Well at least in quick reply you can.
>>26280673Cue Not!Robert Paulson
>>26280673>Sure why not.>Brilliant face when he is the best unarmed fighter we have (besides ourself)>Brilliant's face when he's just sitting on the sidelines playing bookie
>>26280785more like one knock out punch, though with the possibility we choose to do this as opposed to doing something with her, he might have it coming.
>>26280965Honestly Sam gets boring quick. I hope death flags fix that soon.
>>26280673"Sure, I'll help you guys out." You say, rolling up your sleeves. "Who're we fighting?""Only the biggest and meanest Ustians these losers could drum up." Ramirez motions to the other side of the ring.You see a massive mountain of meat that only superficially looks like a living person, sitting on a poor wooden stool that's clearly straining underneath his weight. Flanking him is a very familiar looking Ustian you clearly remember made threats against one of your squad and tried to sexually harass another. You see he's a lot more muscled than the last time you saw him, and you're pretty sure you don't need three guesses to know why.>Ramirez, go fight that big guy with your fists.>Ramirez, go fight that asshole with your fists.>Other
>>26281085It's more like romance beyond the point of beginning to date gets boring quick 9 out of 10 cases. I'm thinking confronting Karla should bring some life back into Jager and Sam's deal.
>>26281103You are Knight Puncher, you take on both of them with Ramieriez only providing support
>>26281103>Ramirez, go fight that big guy with your fists.
>>26281103> Ramirez go fight that big guyWe got beef.Also, would be funny if not!Meatloaf chokes out Ramirez. Then we fight him anyway.
>>26281103Flip a coin to decide who gets who. It's the only fair way.
>>26281103>Ramirez, go fight that asshole with your fists.
>>26281103>Ramirez, go fight that asshole with your fists.He started protecting Heloise's honor, and he can finish it. We'll handle Ser Huge, Thegn of Bane.
>>26281103>>Ramirez, go fight that asshole with your fists.
>>26281133Good point.Still, couldn't we find a way to spice things up a little?almost tempted to share Sam with Ramirez at this point...
>>26281103This better happen
>>26281223I mean, you're free to share totally not kinky or lewd ideas for what to do with Sam. However, I should note we're getting really close to the final battle...
>>26281223you mean share Jager's secret spot with Ramirez~
>>26281223I guess Merc Command could expand on that little disagreement they had on what to do after the war since it's becoming more relevant.
>>26281223you must be young as only the immature think of spice and think it's all there is to relationships. In time you'll favor someone like Sam more than some maniac pixie dream girl.>>26281258Don't worry about it, some of us Like Sam for the nice girl/dependable rock/cutie with a hell of a punch that she is.
>>26281258How many personal discussions with demon members do we have?
>>26281302The thing about spice is something I can agree with but it's true that many romantic couples tend to get less interesting after finally getting together due to there usually no longer being an obvious conflict between them. Stories kind of thrive on conflict so it can get pretty boring if something isn't there.
>>26281103"So, Ramirez, how about you take the meat and I'll take the potatoes?" You say, gauging the sizes of your opponents."I'm down for anything, Boss." Ramirez grins, cracking his knuckles and pulling his shirt off. You sort of have to admit, even if you didn't swing that way, Ramirez had a pretty damn well built body. The catcalls and high pitched squealing from the crowd seemed to agree with you.>Make a totally no-homo compliment to Ramirez.>You can't let him upstage you like this. Commence OPERATION BEEFCAKE.>Other
>>26281377>>Make a totally no-homo compliment to Ramirez"You can be my wingman anytime."
>>26281353I for one thrive on cute milfs doing cute things. Hopefully we get a side chapter of Alicia and Welkin enjoying peace.
>>26281377>OtherMake a totally homo compliment to Ramirez.
>>26281377>Make a totally no-homo compliment to Ramirez while cakin'
>>26281377>>Make a totally no-homo compliment to Ramirez.>>You can't let him upstage you like this. Commence OPERATION BEEFCAKE.WE ARE FIGHTING GENTLEMEN!!
>>26281377>You can't let him upstage you like this. Commence OPERATION BEEFCAKE.He'll respect the competition
>>26281377>You can't let him upstage you like this. Commence OPERATION BEEFCAKE.
>>26281377>Make a totally no-homo compliment to Ramirez.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1R53Hgh3_M
/tg/ is pretty damn homo, today.Not unusual bit still.
>>26281377>You can't let him upstage you like this. Commence OPERATION BEEFCAKE.IT BEGINS.>even if you didn't swing that way>didn'tWelp.
>>26281377>You can't let him upstage you like this. Commence OPERATION BEEFCAKE.>Make a totally no-homo compliment to Ramirez
>>26281377>>You can't let him upstage you like this. Commence OPERATION BEEFCAKE.I thought you'd be better than this MC, indulging a lame idea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0>Make a totally no-homo compliment to Ramirez>Other: Pander to the crowd while removing shirt"Viewers of a weak disposition might want to turn away now."
>>26281556>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0Oh god its happening! After 10,000 threads My gay boner is free to take over my body!
>First GuP quest and now VMQ do BEEFCAKENot that i'm complaining...
>>26281657Manly posing is important.
>>26281547Did you really think I was going to play ANY interaction with Ramirez seriously?>>26281377Well, you couldn't let Ramirez upstage you like that. Your MANLY PRIDE depended on it. You're not even sure what that's supposed to mean, but the moment you stepped into the ring you weren't exactly thinking quite clearly.You pull your own shirt off, much to the delight of the female spectators, and the simmering jealously of quite a few male ones. Ramirez gives you a respectful nod."You ready to do this?" You ask."I was born ready, Boss." Ramirez responds."Ramirez, let's kick their fucking asses."And then the bell rings.>Go on the offense! Strike first!>Play defensive. Let them come to you.>Other
>>26281693>Go on the offense! Strike first!
>>26281693>not posting the gif version>Go on the offense! Strike first!Our name is STURMFUHRER for pete's sake.. This is our only path.
>>26281693>>Play defensive. Let them come to you.I think if I remember correctly, we have endurance and defense as our best stats.
>>26281302Eh, I don't think spice is all there is... And while our relationship with Sam has been progressing, something about it feels very one dimensional. Jager may be putting his past behind him, but has he matured or grown? And maybe that's asking too much from a blunt instrument obsessed with ending the war at present.>>26281258I'm sorry to complain. I like Sam for the most part. But does she have ambitions? While admirable that she has stood by Jagger so long and that she overlooks his simplemindedness and incapacity to do paperwork, what does she get out of the deal? When did she start falling for Jager? Why? That seems like stuff that is important that never got fleshed out.I voted for the Sam route. And while "I like you" and "I like you too" is beautiful in an "I accept you unconditionally" sense, it doesn't seem like a strong reason for being in a relationship without an explanation of the development up to that point... because some relationships dont even get to that unconditional acceptance.Also, ferris wheels, big breakfasts, walking in the park and binge drinking are okay... but it can be a little mundane and we ARE gearing up for the final battle. Doing something that stands out from the small but significant moments would be important - especially if one of us could die in the battle for the end times.
>>26281258Why don't we just have Jager and Sam have a meaningful conversation and then have sex after the scene fades to black, and we pick up from the next day?
>>26281693> Best defense is offense
Rolled 7, 2, 10 = 19>>26281693The moment the bell rings, you're already moving forward with a huge burst of speed toward your target in an effort to get him off his guard. To your left, Ramirez has the same idea and bull rushes the Mountain.>roll 1d20
Rolled 8, 9 = 17>>26281907>>26281913Oh yea, he DEFINITELY wasn't prepared for that. A good left hook sends him spinning, but he manages to regain his footing and strike back.Meanwhile, Ramirez tries for a gut punch, but he might as well be hitting a brick wall. The Mountain just looks down at him dimly, as if contemplating how to respond to this aggression.>roll 2d20
Rolled 20, 10 = 30>>26282004
Rolled 2, 14 = 16>>26282004
Rolled 2, 7 = 9>>26282004
>>26282009So we're doing awesome, but Ramirez might be grappling.> Sweep the leg!
>>26282009You duck in time to avoid the asshole's right cross, which leaves his gut open for a counter jab, which succeeds in forcing him back and giving you some space.Meanwhile, the Mountain tries to grab Ramirez and lock him in a hold, but Ramirez manages to slip out before getting caught in the trap. They're not both sort of facing each other down.>Go sucker punch the Mountain while Asshole is dazed.>Continue the assault on Asshole.
>>26282136>Go sucker punch the Mountain while Asshole is dazed.
>>26282136>Continue the assault on Asshole.
>>26282136>>Continue the assault on Asshole.
>>26282136>Continue the assault on Asshole.If he's dazed then just try to finish him off. Then we all the time in the world for Beef Hardslab.
>>26282136>>Continue the assault on Asshole.Take out one, and gang up on the other.
>>26282136Continue assaulting his Asshole.
>>26282194God damn it I was waiting for someone to make that joke.
Rolled 19, 18, 7 = 44>>26282136You decide to go in for one more attack on the Asshole while he's dazed.>roll 1d20
>>26282207>>26282248Its ok I'm here for you guys!Just let me know if I'm being to rough~
>>26282263Ok, that had better not count
>>26282263I'm glad this doesn't count.
>>26282263wow glad you rolled the wrong dice.
>>26282267>>26282268>>26282272This was my 2nd 19 in a row and my 2nd roll tonight. Bahah I'm on fire tonight baby.
>>26282308Stop taking credit for anonymous' rolls, anon. You know it was Anonymous who rolled it, not you.
>>26282344But then who was phone!
Rolled 8, 3, 12 = 23>>26282272You follow up with another one two combo, knocking the Asshole even further back. You see that he's starting a stumble a bit more now, which is good. To your side, you see Ramirez do a leaping punch that clocks the Mountain right in the face, and unlike the last hit, it looks like he actually feels this one..>roll 2d20
>>26282344So I am having a conversation with myself right now? Ah I see that was what the voices where and what anon truly is.
Rolled 20, 5 = 25>>26282380
Rolled 10, 4 = 14>>26282380
Rolled 17, 13 = 30>>26282380
Rolled 2, 18 = 20>>26282380
Rolled 2, 16 = 18>>26282380
Rolled 13, 5 = 18>>26282380
Rolled 12, 13 = 25>>26282380
Rolled 17, 4 = 21>>26282380
>>26282380>3 rolls>only two opponents...are the MPs looking out for shit like this?
>>26282380Holy fuck this is brutal. Jager is demolishing this guy.
>>26282454One of them is Ramirez. Our second roll is a toughness check in case of a hit, I think.
>>26282454I thought one of those rolls was Ramirez...
Rolled 8, 12 = 20>>26282380
>>26282454Nah this asshole has a lot of experience at being battered from last time so hes been training quite a bit at taking bigger guys so he can beat the demons duo.Typing that felt so dirty~
Rolled 14, 9, 19 = 42>>26282398Once again, the Asshole's moves are so badly telegraphed that you're already moving to counter him before he realizes what he's doing. You wrap your arm around his, and then flip him over your back in a devastating throw. The Asshole wheezes and tries to get back up to his feet, but it's pretty clear the fight is out of him.>FINISH HIM.>Ignore him and go help Ramirez.>Other
>>26282785>FINISH HIMby throwing him at the big guy
>>26282785>FINISH HIM.There is an audience, and they wanted to see a show. So, do something quick and flashy and get back to the fight.
>>26282785I like this man's idea.>>26282794>FINISH HIMby throwing him at the big guy
>>26282814Seconding throwing him
Ayyyyyeee Can someone give a tl:dr too what happened so far.
>>26282843The archive link is right on the first post. Stop being lazy.
>>26282785"FINISH HIM! FINISH HIM!" The crowd starts to chant.Well, you can't disappoint them now, can you? You pick up your helpless opponent, holding his entire body up above your head. In front of you, you see Ramirez and the Mountain still fighting. Ramirez is having trouble breaking through the Mountain's sheer physical defense, while the Mountain can't keep up with Ramirez's speed and agility. Well, you've got something that might help.You take aim...>roll 1d20
Rolled 8>>26282990heh. Wahergarble
>>26283003Looks like we got both.
Rolled 1, 14 = 15>>26282990
Rolled 15>>26282996>>26282997>>26283003>>26283017>>26283023>>26283074I think the dice gods are telling us something...
It's happening again.
>>26283084YeahNot enough gay stuff going on. Should have said aim for the climax or squeeze out victory.
>>26283003Well, to be fair, it WAS a good throw, but the Mountain see's the limp body of the Asshole flying at him and he grabs it out of the air like a baseball and then tosses it at Ramirez, who is forced to roll away to dodge it. Well, if he didn't notice you before, he sure as hell knows where you are now. You see his expression harden, and you know he's going to be coming right at you.>COME AT ME, BRO>Tactical retreat!>Other
>>26283212>COME AT ME, BRO
>>26283212>>Tactical retreat!Tire him out.
>>26283212>COME AT ME, BROWe don't do backing down.
>>26283212Why do you make this so easy MC...CUM ON ME BRO!
>>26283212>>Back up and let him come rushing a little longer distance.
>>26283212>>COME AT ME, BRO
>>26283212COME AT ME, BRO
Rolled 16>>26283212>COME AT ME, BRO
Rolled 10>>26283212"Come at me, bro!" You yell, running at the Mountain. Your only chance was to fight back against him until Ramirez could get back on his feet. Plus, running away would hurt your image pretty bad.>roll 1d20
>>26283443obviously, this man is no knight
>>26283443Like Ramirez did before you, you go for the leaping punch, jumping in the air to hit the Mountain right in the face. By some stroke of massive luck, you manage to dodge his punch and land a solid hit right on his nose. The Mountain staggers backward and falls on his back with a might THUD.However, he's down but not out, and he's already trying to scramble to his feet.Fortunately, Ramirez has recovered and is moving in to assist.>Ramirez, help me grapple this bastard!>Ramirez, let's kick this bastard while he's down!>Other
>>26283555>OtherSTAND UP AND FIGHT MEPlay the crowd
>>26283555>>Ramirez, let's kick this bastard while he's down!No honor for mountains.
>>26283555>Ramirez, help me double team this guy. You get his legs, I'll get his shoulders!
>>26283555>OtherRamirez, give me a boost!Jumping falling knee to the chest
>>26283555>Ramirez, help me grapple this bastard!Good night, /tg/.
>>26283555>>Ramirez, let's kick this bastard while he's down!
>>26283555>Other Double Falcon punch.
>>26283555double rider kick
>>26283599> GrappleBecause I suspect this guy could take the punishment. Also because SWEEP THE LEG!And if we can choke him out good. If we can punish his joints better. Guy is already a big fucker who probably has trouble walking.
>>26283555>Ramirez, help me grapple this bastard!Wrenloft is the hero of the dice gods that we never thought would come. His derp rolls early on were merely putting us off our guardWrenloft, I might be the comic relief, but you've gotta roll like a motherfucker for our punch up with Schnee
Rolled 15, 18 = 33>>26283555"Ramirez! Let's grapple this bastard!" You yell."Got it, Boss!" He nods, taking position behind the Mountain.>roll 2d20
Rolled 18, 13 = 31>>26283724
Rolled 19, 3 = 22>>26283724
Rolled 2, 4 = 6>>26283724
Rolled 17, 9 = 26>>26283724ddoooeeeeiiiittttt
>>26283740You tackle the Mountain before he can get up, and grapple his legs to keep him from being able to get up again. However, Ramirez tries to grapple his neck, but is beaten back.>Keep grappling him until Ramirez can get a hold on him.>This isn't going to work. Break off and try something else.>Other
>>26283855>>Keep grappling him until Ramirez can get a hold on himTime to break the mountain.
Rolled 2, 13 = 15>>26283855>Keep grappling him until Ramirez can get a hold on him.
Rolled 4, 10 = 14>>26283855>Keep grappling him until Ramirez can get a hold on him.RAMIREZ STRANGLE THAT MOUNTAIN WITH YOUR DENTAL FLOSS
...Brokeback mountain.I am really, really sorry.
Rolled 5>>26283855You keep your hold on the Mountain's legs while Ramirez tries to get his grip on.>roll 2d20
Rolled 17, 20 = 37>>26284112
Rolled 19, 5 = 24>>26284112
Rolled 20, 11 = 31>>26284112
Rolled 10, 4 = 14>>26284112NAT 1S
>>26284112I don't know why but I can't help but laugh at the word play.
>>26284158oh dear this is going to suck for this guy.
>>26284158>>26284192We just Lucha'd the shit out of him. Goddamn.
Sam furiously taking pictures.
Rolled 14, 1 = 15>>26284158WEARELUCHA-GALLIANon an unrelated note...HOLY SHIT FTL IS ADDICTIVE AS FUCK
Rolled 12, 4 = 16>>26284247Nah, isolde.Shes the model soldier/knight who is secretly a fujoshi.
>>26284247>>26284345You both are wrong.Sam organized everything, Isolde stops any distractions, Elizabeth gathered the intelligence needed for the event, Julia ferried everything around as well as managing logistics, Tarin is taking pictures with a special camera made by Heloise. Together they will drool over the Jager and Ramirez sandwich
>>26284158Well, thanks to being trapped on the ground, it's actually rather simple for Ramirez to grapple the Mountain's arms. Trapped between the both of you, the Mountain finally utters a single word."Uncle!"With the safety word yelled out, the fight is effectively brought to an end. The closing bell rings and the crowd cheers. Money is exchanged and unconscious fighters are pulled out of the ring. You and Ramirez walk out, and you brofist each other."Hey man, you ever need some more excitement, you know where to stop by." Ramirez grins."Thanks, I'll keep that in mind." You grin backHowever, those grins instantly melt away when you see who's waiting for you outside the ring. Well, you didn't mind Tarin's presence, but you see Sam there as well, with a very stern look on her face."You dropped this." Tarin says, back to her usual stoic self, and she tosses both of your shirts back to you. "Sorry about not making it to the fight, Joe. I had a few personal issues to tie up.""Ah, no problem, Tarin, Boss here filled in for you and he didn't disappoint!" Ramirez laughs."Jager... you.... you..." Sam looks about ready to explode."Yeah, yeah, I know Sam." You sigh. "Breaking fifty regulations and I'm not supposed to go beating up other people willy nilly...""Shut. Up." Sam says, putting her finger on your mouth to stop you from talking. "You. Back to our room. NOW."And with that, Sam grabs your arm in an iron grip and starts dragging you away, not even giving you a chance to put your shirt back on. You take a quick glance back at Ramirez and Tarin, who both give you a big thumbs up before you're pulled out of sight.Suffice to say, you pretty much missed that briefing with Freyberg...>And that's it for tonight! We'll be starting the FINAL BATTLE next thread! Be sure to be back Sunday 6-7pm PST! See you there!
>>26284465Aww sheet niggaWe'll be there Merc com.Thanks for the wild ride.
>>26284465Ahh thats cute.So did Sam and the rest of the girls take photos?
>>26284465Is it safe to say that a good time was had between them?Also what's your secret for being able to run on so many days in a week?
>>26284465Better than expected!Being Jager is winning!
>>26284501Well, Elizabeth TOTALLY wasn't there and TOTALLY didn't have a camera on her. And if she was, it was TOTALLY not a coincidence...>>26284504Having more free time than I really should. And an aversion to sleep.
>>26284520Merc I think we spiced things up! Thank you for running tonight!
>>26284563Not enough shirtless dudes!Sorry Just got done watching FREE!
Rolled 2, 13 = 15>>26284520GODDAMNIT MERCThe one night I can legit stay up all night and the quest ends "early"...PST IS SUFFERING. Thank god that i discovered FTL
>>26284465AND THEN THEY FUCKEDJAGER DESTROYED SAM LIKE HE HAD JUST DESTROYED THE MOUNTAIN AND THE ASSHOLETHEY HELD HANDS THE ENTIRE TIME
>>26286192>Jager waving to a pumped as hell Ramirez and a slightly confused Tarin as Sam drags his beefcakeness awayI want a picture of this
>>26286733Drawanon, get on it!>>26286192