You tell Malal that you're still working on it, what with this one being feisty enough to put up a fight. Damn bitch melted your left arm right down to the shoulder, too. You managed to get a few solid hits in, though, before you lost sight of her. If you're lucky, she might be hurting just enough that she'd already be thinking of throwing in the towel, instead of insisting to go the entire twelve rounds with you. Either way is fine - in fact, you're hoping she fights again, and harder at that. You want to feel good about getting back for her melting your fucking arm.
>>26447963"Ah. I see." A moment. "No backup for the moment, then? You believe you can still reliably do this by yourself?"You very nearly spit a curse at the Culexus, before taking another blood-rancid breath and re-framing your response in a much more socially-acceptable manner."Fuck no," You rasp into the small mic, before turning to the side and spitting out another bloody tooth. "No one else gets sent in, Malal, do you understand me? I'm taking this bitch down and I'm slapping the collar on her. No one else needs to get involved - especially not the same fucking people who let her rot in here instead of doing the right thing and just giving her the Peace." You pull in another breath, the mere act of doing so setting fire to your lungs - and you suppress the spasm to go into a coughing fit through sheer will alone. "Malal, this place is a shithole. No wonder she went fucking insane.""...I'm inclined to agree with you, but let's try to be a bit more diplomatic about that little detail." Malal's voice is tight and controlled, a hint that the usually-unflappable Culexus is more than a little annoyed. "The Eighth has grossly mishandled Sabrina's situation, but it's not if they didn't try to do it properly." A digitized, vox-corrupted sigh. "Just try not to hurt her too mu--"You didn't get to hear the rest of Malal's words - what with finding yourself suddenly being choked from behind, the length of a rusty metal pipe being crushed against your windpipe. Only by mere reflex and a bloody-minded malevolence in everything you say and do got one of your hands up at the very last moment, preventing the choke from being pulled all the way in, allowing you some breathing room at least. [1/2]
>>26447979"DIE YOU FUCKING MONSTER MERMAID, FUCKING DIE!" Sabrina shrieks into your ear, and you desperately claw at her with your free hand, managing to grab a fistful of her own hair. You twist and pull downward, hoping that would be enough - but to your dismay, her hair comes away in your hand easily, tearing off her skul with bloody chunks of scalp.Jesus Christ that's just disgusting."Sayaka? Sayaka, respond-" Malal's voice is tinny and scratchy as it comes from the headset's earbud, now dislodged from your ear. Not that you could reply to her in any capacity at the moment - Sabrina's got her choke locked in nice and good, and despite your grip on the pipe preventing it from being cinched any tighter it won't take long for you to pass out. You start bucking and trashing against the girl trying her best to murder you, hoping to fling her off of you before it's too late. ...No such luck. She seems like she's putting everything into holding on, even crapping her legs around your waist to keep her hold on you. And you're starting to feel lightheaded - the edges of your vision turning white with every heartbeat thudding in your ears."...Sayaka? SAYAKA!...Fuck it, I'm going in--" You hear Malal's voice again, and suddenly you feel the chokehold loosening for the briefest of moments. You brace to wrench yourself out of Sabrina's grasp, to get back into an even fighting ground - but it seems she had other plans for you. Namely, one involving her rust-encrusted iron pipe, a good swing and the back of your head....It didn't hurt as much as you expected it to? Or maybe you're just used to that kind of pain. But what you didn't expect was your entire world going completely black, and your entire body turning numb, nerveless, slack. Feeling nothing except the sensation of your body crashing to the floor, face first.Well. Shit.This is how it ends, is it? It's not...it's not what you expected, god dammit.[2/3]
>>26447990Not what you fucking expected at all.Jesus Christ, you can't die here. Not here. You don't even fucking live here. You're not even in Japan, or near people who care about you. You won't even be able to say goodbye to Kyoko."Sayaka..."What kind of face can you even show Kaneda-san now, huh? Wherever she is. What kind of face can you show the person who you made that promise to? Do you even remember what you promised her, you blue-haired music nerd who kept stuttering even while she tried to sing idol songs?"Sayaka-chan...!"You could feel the sting of tears in your eyes, but if you still had feeling in your arms - if you could move them now, despite them being nerveless, useless limbs on either side of you as you lay facedown in the blood-encrusted floor - you'd have angrily wiped them away. Miki Sayaka does not fucking cry. NO CRYING HERE, EVER. The last time you cried was finding out that your best friend had left you without even saying goodbye. You did all the crying you could do in your lifetime then. No more tears to shed.. . .Shit. Sorry, Kyoko. Sorry, Kaneda-san.You weren't strong enough."Jeez, Sayaka-chan! Wake up! Stop lying around!"What? What the hell?That voice, you recognize it. It's...it's that girl from earlier, right?You try to lift your head - and it's then that you find that you could. The world's still dark around you, an impenetrable murky blackness - but you could easily see the girl from before crouching in front of you. Holding out a gloved hand, as if offering assistance."Need a hand, Sayaka-chan?" She giggles, her black eyes glistening. "It looks like you do! Come on, we'll get that mean girl together and put her back in her place!"How do you respond?
I love you Decu
>>26448000[X] Do I have a choice?No, seriously. Do we?
>>26448000[x] "Thanks, but Miki Sayaka got to where she is through hard work, and there's still a bit left in me yet."Get up, Sayaka. There's still a fight to finish.
>>26448000Thanks Decu, we owe you.>>26448032A part of me wants to take Pinky's offer out of pure pragmatism, another part of me remembers that Sallaka doesn't have a Golden Weapon.
>>26448000i voted last time for backing up into a wall just so this attack from the rear didnt happen. but i guess the plot needs to be advanced.
>>26448000[x]"No, I don`t need your help!"[x] Regenerate like a Boss.Fuck you Pinky.
>>26448051Also, Sabrina knocked Sallaka in the head, not the Soul Gem. There's still a chance we can still kick her ass.
>>26448000[x] "No. I took this job, I'm finishing it."MAXIMUM REGENERATION
>>26448000[x] "Christ, I've fallen low enough to need help from all and sundry now? What even is this, some demented version of purgatory? I'm pretty sure I should be dead by now."
[X] Do I have a choice?[X] Accept the helpSeiyaku
>>26448000No, get awayShe will melt you and I don't think you can regenerate like I canThis is my task
>>26448000"Thanks for the help. Now I've gotta finish the job."
>>26448000[x] No, this is stupid. If you're going to die you're going to die not hallucinating to a painting, you're going to fight. "Unless you're real. Feel free to step in."
>>26448000>How do you respond?[x] "Hey there, nice to see you again. Thanks for the offer, but I'm not giving up just yet. Catching my wind, that's all. Give me a little while." stand up on your own "Now I'm gonna put the ghast in her place. Wanna watch?"
>>26448000>Thinking that we will just give up after the first roundAn ally of justice doesn`t just give up like that. [x]Regenerate. Get up. Pull swords from cakes. Cut off Sabrina`s arm that is wielding the fucking pipe.
>>26447963Is that Oktavia?!?
Wait, do we still have the helmet on?
>>26448000[X] Try to heal through it, only accept help if that doesnt work
>>26448144Don't think so, Sayaka threw it off in the last thread.
>>26448144Nah, we dropped it last thread.I don't think much of the suit is left.
>>26448124>Thinking that we will just give up after the first roundWell, that really is what Sayaka does.Sometimes. During ticklefights with Kyouko.
>>26448186Well, that's how they start.
[x] take the golden opportunitySo Chiaki can legally kill you laterKyouko needs that Oriko route
>>26448194That's a terrifying prospect anon.Plus, Oriko isn't exactly a Chiaki fan, so I'm pretty sure that course of action would turn Kyouko against us rather than the other way around.
>>26448000FIGHT on! Thanks but no thanks. I got my 2nd wind. Sayaka is awkwardly independent.>>26448143Noy my Sayaka. :P
>>26448143yes, yes it is. did u miss the last 2 threads?
>>26448194Now thats just meanspirited, anon.Here, heave a sad Kyoko as punishment.
[X] HARD WORK AND GUTS!
>>26448143>>26448247NOT my Sayaka. :P
>>26448000[X] Maximum foolhardy guts in the face of extinction!>this means CHAAARGE
>>26448247>>26448264Oh lord, these are cute! What scale is it?
>>26448248Yes, I did. Was being checked out for a wonky leg.<-One step before Unlimited Blade Works Sayaka
>>26448283Kotobukiya's Cu-poche - Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie: Sayaka Miki is now available for pre-order. 11cm figure.
>>26448321Looking better than >>26448143Haha
As stupid and foolhardy as this is, it's kinda exciting too. Chiaki gets caught in an illusion and can't break free? Accepts help. Mami makes a mistake and is about to get eaten? The Flesh of Fallen Angels. Kharn gets barbecued by Ahriman and nearly dies? Access golden weapons. Sayaka losing consciousness and about to get melted to the bone? I'm the Alpha Bitch. I win this and go home to fuck the prom queen. I just hope it actually works out for once, hahaha.
>>26448336Was there any instance of there being hints that Sallaka was a Golden Weapon user?
>>26448347Not before this flashback started, no.
>>26448347>SallakaWhy for the love of Lucifina's tits do you call her that?>>26448186I think you mean ticklefucking anon.
>>26448347Stab attempt in the first thread?
>>26448364Because worst meguca.
>>26448365I like how nobody remembers that was a mistake.
>>26448364It stuck. I'll stop now.>>26448365Nope, it was a knife, apparently.
>>26448365was that a gold sword that was gonna stab into murderface?
>>26448347Only sayaka being very easy to convince about the existance of pinky and golden weapons. Like if say she already had knowledge of them.
>>26448042 >>26448058 >>26448066 >>26448119You find yourself reaching out toward that hand with your bare own. She smiles widen at this - and you catch the suggestion of a toothy, fanged grin being bared as your fingertips touch.But even before she could get a hold of your hand, you slapped hers away with a weak flick of your wrist. The sound of your own skin smacking hers a satisfying sound, despite the blood roaring in your ears."...What? B-but Sayak-chan, don't you--" The girl stammers, off-guard, confused. Her brow furrowing. "Can't you see I'm trying to help you?"You answer her confusion with a chuckle, before you start to work into getting up off of the floor. Is she fucking serious? When has Miki Sayaka ever accepted help from anyone? Not since that one person, you've never relied on anyone else. It's always just been you, and that's the way it will be until you retire. If you can't pull your own fucking weight then you deserve to die, anyway."That's...no!" The pink-haired harpy screeches, stomping a foot in frustration. "I chose you! You're supposed to accept my help! SO ACCEPT IT ALREADY!"Chose you? What, like a fucking Pokemon? No. Thanks. You grit your teeth as you force your entire body to move, both numb hands pushing against the blood-encrusted tiles below you to prop yourself up. ..It feels like trying to do a push-up with an entire ton of weights on your back, fuck. You even feel your elbow joints creaking in the attempt."You...you..! I HATE YOU, SAYAKA-CHAN!" The girl roars. "FINE! SEE IF I CARE WHEN YOU WITCH OUT AGAIN!"The hallucination - or whatever it was - disappears in a flash of crimson light - and it's then that the world's lights seem to flicker back on again. Revealing the filthy, dimly-lit Silent Room again, with no sight of the pink-haired girl around.[1/2]
>>26448502Well, at least you're still alive, but...fuck. Maybe you need to talk to someone about these hallucinations? Some kinda therapist or what?...No. No one needs to know. It's probably...just the fatigue, yeah. Nothing serious.You stagger into a standing position - before feeling a strange, itchy sensation on your right cheek. Glancing around just in case Expiry Date Bitch tries anything again, you tear off your remaining gauntlet to feel at your face with your bare fingers - and flinch as you realize that you're touching bared bone and flesh. Your hand coming away with thick, clotted blood.That bitch. YOUR FACE. SHE FUCKED WITH YOUR FACE. SERIOUSLY.Literally half your face, the skin melted off, revealing flesh and bone. Your right eye can't even fucking close because YOU HAVE NO MORE EYELID LEFT. FUCK.It's then that you hear her voice at one corner of the room. Fervent. Desperate. Scared. You take a few shaky steps forward - following her voice - and you see her come into view, holding up your headset to her ear. Blabbering into the mic."M-Mary! Mary, please, get me out of here! You promised that you'd get me out of here! Please...! Tell them I'm sorry for everything I did! MARY! GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULD!"You take another step forward, and it's here that she notices your approach - her eyes widening in stark fear. You couldn't help but grin at this."M-MARY! SHE'S UP AGAIN! I-I JUST GOTTA KILL HER, AND EVERYTHING'LL BE OKAY AGAIN, RIGHT?!" She giggles, a shrill breathless sound, before dropping the headset and grasping her pipe. "I gotta...I gotta kill you now. They won't let me out unless I do!"Heh. You're actually pretty angry at the moment, after finding out that this bitch messed with your face while you were down. ...So angry, in fact, that you're actually quite lucid. Probably looped back into calm because of how angry you are.In any case, Sabrina looks like she's preparing to charge you.How do you respond?
>>26448502Awww yiss, time to fuck things up.
>>26448517[x]"It puts the collar on or I just keep coming."
>>26448517[x] Charge her first
>>26448517[x] "Goddamn but you're annoying. I guess you're technically right though - no matter what happens here, you're not gonna be cooped up here any more."So, do we even have the collar?
>>26448517Vulcan nerve pinch (or something equally effective and more bloody) then slam that dam collar on her.
>>26448517[x]"Kiddo, you are really trying my goodwill here!"[x] Sword is my body, and sword is my blood. Summon enough swords as armour/support for your rotting arms (and possibly stab her just a bit) and while she's pinned slap the collar on her. Use grief seeds if necessary.
>>26448517[X] Summon a sword and fuck this bitch up. That collar's coming onto her neck no matter what. Oh, don't forget to regen if you need it.
>>26448517Aren't our class supposed to be a cqc specialist?[x] Just wait for a charge an aikido the shit out of her.If that fails, let's just fucking cut her legs off, shit can work wonders
Burn a grief seed, we probably need it.Then get to work.
>>26448412No need to stop. Sallaka is Sallaka.
>>26448561So how's that dam going Mumi.
>>26448551>Aren't our class supposed to be a cqc specialist?Wait, is that even grammaticaly correct?somebody please help me here
>>26448517[x] "Oh fuck off, you loon. It's collaring time."
>>26448517[x]Glance to make sure we still have the collar. Then, summon a sword. First thing's first, we're going to get rid of that annoying pipe of hers, or the arm holding it if we need to. Then we can probably take her down easily enough.
>>26448517Let her charge us and take her down hard when we doTake her down and keep a hold on her while we make sure she isn't getting back up until we have slipped the collar onto her and maybe messed her face and arms up a bit so she can't smack us with that pipe any more
>>26448549Don't forget to use swords for legs, too! It won't matter if she melts our muscles off, as long as we're a: standing, b: our hands are still attached, then we can slap the collar on her. Swords will work!
>>26448517[X] "I promised Mary I would help you, you bitch."cut off her arms at the elbow, I've had it with rusty pipes, then knock her down, straddle her and put that damn collar on her!
>>26448575Isn't would be more accurate.
>>26448575The "a" isn't necessary, but aside from that it's fine.It could be better phrased as "aren't we supposed to be a cqc specialist?", though.
>>26448517[x] "Mary will let you out of here IF YOU PUT THE GODDAMN FUCKING COLLAR ON!"MAXIMUMREGENERATIONMAXIMUMPUNCH
>>26448517[x] Summon sword, bull rush Sab and pin her to the wall. Then force the collar on her, assuming we still have it.
Sabrina hasn't had any formal magical girl training. Sayaka probably wrote her Officio's Eversor manual. Wait for her to charge in, then taken her down HARD and slap the stupid collar on her. For all the trouble she's been, Sabrina better be damn grateful to Ms. Blueberry.
>>26448629If/when she finally gets rehabilitated.
>>26448502>>26448629Might as well do this. Assuming we've still got the collar in our inventory at least.
>>26448517>How do you respond?[x] "I'm gonna say it once more for the last time. Put the collar on. Then we can figure how to get you out. Or I'm putting you out." take stance "Your call."
>>26448629This and use a griefseed, don't want to witch out from too much regeneration.
>>26448663I thought we dropped it when she melted off our arm...
>>26448517[x] You are Pro at Melee[x] Pin her fucking arms and legs with swords to the ground[x] Put the collar on herPlaytime is over.
>>26448684Even without that, we've been kinda blacked out for a bit, and got roughed around before that as well, so there's no reason to think we've got it.
>>26448684We picked it back up right before sabrina killed us. Dunno if we kept it through that though.
Alright, if this next attack doesn't work out then I suggest we resort to the low blow.
>>26448868BAM!, right in the purity seal
>>26448891You sir, are no gentleman.
>>26448868I was going to suggest a suplex. Hm... Considering that Sayaka and Kyouko nearly killed each other before becoming an item, I wonder if this ever happened...
>>26448909He's an Eversor in training.
>>26448909You can have either chivalry or equaliy, but not both. Women chose the latter.
>>26448925...'touche' I believe would be the appropriate response there.
>>26448891I want to know how she sounded after that punch.I can't realy ascociate the shape of her mouth with any sound I know.
>>26448925Wait, hoe does equality justify that? The only thing we see her do in the gif is push him away, and not particularly forcefully either. If that had been two dudes and the left one had proceeded to nut-bust the other after a light push that would hardly have been okay either.
>Literally half your face, the skin melted off, revealing flesh and bone. Your right eye can't even fucking close because YOU HAVE NO MORE EYELID LEFT. FUCK.heh
>>26448972So your reaction is 'if that was a dude, that still would have been not cool'... and you're not seeing the 'equality' there?I'd say a reaction of 'wow, that was uncalled for.' without qualification sounds pretty equal to me.
So while we wait, does anyone else have any habits concerning the quest? I always listen to sin from the saya no uta soundtrack every time Pinky appears.
>>26448143Oh lawd, a Muromi cosplayer.
>>26447963wait what?did sayaka witch out? what happened to her?
>>26449038I used to read it in the evening before turning in for the day, listening to Touhou jazz to unwind from the day. Doesn't quite work the same when being in the thread in the afternoon though.
>>26449061read the fucking archives
>>26448347There was a shade with a cape and a broadsword in Chiaki's head barrier during the last fight. One with twin scythes, too.
>>26448537 >>26448550 >>26448551 >>26448577You've just had about enough of this bullshit, seriously."Fuck off, you loon." You grin at her again with a half-flayed face. "It's collaring time." Taking the collar from where you've stowed it - luckily, it was still hanging off your hand despite you having ripped off your gauntlet to check what she did to your face - you bite into the obsidian ring, holding it with your teeth. Leaving your both hands free as you manifest your swords - one for each hand. Both to show that you're past caring. Past giving any fucks, because you have none left to give. You've tried the hard way, now this is the easy way."N-no...no, I gotta kill you...I GOTTA KILL YOU!" Sabrina's words end in a keening scream, and it's here that she runs towards you, raising her iron pipe in a double-fisted grip. Aiming to smash the leaden end into the top of your skull in an overhead blow. Something that could definitely do you in, all told.If she actually had hands to hold on to her fucking pipe in the first place, that is.The moment she comes within range is the moment you step forward - your first sword-stroke made with your right hand. It wasn't even so much as a slash as it was a simple cutting of the air in front of you - a quick gesture made starting with a flex of your elbow and a flick of your wrist. You sidestep Sabrina's charge, allowing her to get past you - just as you make another cut, this time with your left hand.[1/2]
>>26448985Nowhere did I imply that 'wow, that was uncalled for' was an inappropriate reaction. Considering the preceding 2 posts the opposite was implied, in fact.>>26449038Not really. I generally don't have any habits when it comes to consuming any kind of media.
>>26449080whatno seriously what
>>26448985..Where can I get a Qualification in punching women? Because that job sounds rad as fuck.
>>26449038I browse around various forums/ Youtube/ play WoT while I wait, gotta keep myself busy somehow.>>26449062I prefer Vocals, Acoustic/Guitar and some Rock renditions myself, listening to one right now though.>>26449090Hell Yes.
>>26449107Academy city. Ask for professor Touman of punchanomics.
>>26449090You let out a breath as you hear the loud clang-clatter of the iron pipe as it falls to the floor - followed immediately by Sabrina screaming in pain. You turn to face her - and she's holding up her arms, shrieking at the bloody, gushing stumps where her hands had been. Her fingers, sliced perfectly through the first and middle knuckles, litter the floor by her feet like discarded cigarette butts."MARY! M-MARY, HELP ME--" She screams again, but you're laughing now as you move. You don't even feel the weight of what's left of the armor now - all you feel is the air rushing past you as you slip past the hysterical Sabrina once more, both your blades coming alive in your hands, creating glowing moon crescents as what little light in the room catches them in mid-stroke.You let out another breath as Sabrina's scream intensifies - followed by the sound of her body falling to the ground in a wet, sick squelch. Followed yet again by two more softer, smaller impacts. Her legs, cut off at mid-thigh, falling after you've sliced their owner off of them.You're not too sure when you finally turned around to look at your handiwork, but when you did, Sabrina had stopped screaming. Armless and legless, she lies on her back in a pool of her own blood. Her eyes, blank and staring upwards into the ceiling, is wet with tears - while she murmurs a single name over and over again."M-Mary. Mary. Mary. Mary...Mary, please save me.."You let both blades fall from your hands, and you take the collar from your mouth. Stepping over to the limbless Sabrina, you look down on her, your eyes narrowed.Looks like she's harmless for now...but you're not through with her yet, are you?Mount and punch. Give this bitch a lesson....She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.
>>26449124[X]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.
>>26449124>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.
>>26449124>...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.Imgladthatsover.jpg
>>26449124[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.
>>26449124>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.Can't really make Kirika too proud of us.
>>26449124>[X]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.we want out of this shit hole, punching this bitch isn't going to make that time come any faster.also, it's not really her fault is it?
>>26449124>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done."Ok, sweetheart, stay still, let me put this collar on you, and we can get Mary for you, then we can fix you legs and arms. Sorry it came to this."
>>26449124>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.And then when her powers ebb, give her a hug and calm her down.
>>26449124>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.No need to be that much of a bitch.
[X] Shit, fuck, you need her alive. Collar her before she bleeds out and call Malal.
[X]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.one solid punch to knock her unconscious, collar her, tell Malal it's done, heal her up.
>>26449143True.We should be punching the person responsible for incarcerating her instead of just putting her down.Let's ask Mary and/or Amber who that was.
>>26449124>...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done."She already saved you."
>>26449124[x]We said it's collaring time, and we meant it. Put it on her. We're not Kirika.
>>26449124[X] You've done enough. Collar her and call in Malal.We don't need a Golden Weapon to fuck people up.
>>26449124[x]"Shh. Its okay now. You are save, Sabrina. Mary will come see you in a few minutes."[x] Just put the Collar on her. [x] Sit down beside her and wait for Malal and the rest.
... how the fuck has she not witched out? Where is she getting Grief Seeds?
>>26449124>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.The longer we prolong this, the more of us will rot away. Finish it now!
>>26449171>... how the fuck has she not witched out? Where is she getting Grief Seeds?Good point Anon, I suggest we ask this as soon as we are out of here.
>>26449176What the... why... how... I don't even...
>>26449185How about taking one ourselves as well?
>>26449176Even as a Skeleton Sayaka still manages to look fat.
>>26449124[X] She's suffered enough. Collar her, call in Malal. This job is done.
>>26449124[X]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.We're done here.
>>26449176Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>26449208She's not fat, she's just big-boned.
>>26448517[x] "Knocking me out, cute. Though thanks for the idea" Snap her neck. Not like it's any big deal for MGs in the long run.
>>26449176When the hell was Sayaka inflicted with the Darksign?
>>26449124[X] She's suffered enoughMary sent me to help youOnce this is on you can go see her.That's all it ever was going to take
>>26449124>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.sooner we're done here the better. And we're still more professional than Kirika, hitting a crippled, sobbing girl is below us.captcha agrees, "especially iampros"
>>26449171>>26449185Until now she was locked in a silent room under anti magic fieldsI guess that kept her from witching until now and us checking her soul gem and hitting it with a grief seed will do the same for her current output
>>26449231What is wrong with you? Didn`t your parents love you or something?
Do you guys realize we may have saved Sayaka by refusing Pinky's help?She could have gotten a golden weapon at that time, but with this she may indeed be clean in the present!
>>26449124>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.Though we want to hurt her more, her powers are still active and she doesn't need to touch us for them to kill us. Better to just collar her and get it over with.
>>26449161[x] Seconding this
>>26449270Yep. I had my doubts about it though. Sadly, Chiaki and the others don't have Sayaka's Wolverine powers,
>>26449270We may also have screwed her over if she ever witches out. Pinky seems to be able to help with that.
>>26449161Ooh, I like that line![x] This
>>26449124[ ] Collar her, find the fucking microphone, CALL MALALcaptcha: grace tiiesrrSEE, EVEN CAPTCHA SAYS TO GIVE HER A BREAK
>>26449124[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. Then COMPLAIN INCESSANTLY AND BE AN UTTER BITCH. DON'T FORGET TO TELL HER TO SLAP SOME SENSE INTO HERSELF AND WALK IT OFF and that Mary'll be here soon YOU STUPID COW THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT EASIER
well seeing as that was a landslide vote, can I add to it?give both sayaka and rotty mcrotface a griefseed right the fuck now
>>26449266That was before we made her travel size. If we weren't so pissed we where in full eversor mode I'd say it'd be IC though.
>>26449270>>26449286>>26449295Or, maybe Decu knew we'd refuse and Pinky gives it to Kirika instead. Just as planned.
>>26449124>>26449305[X] Ask Malal for two Grief Seeds. One for you and for Sabrina.
Rolled 1 + 0top lel
>>26449318We already have two.
>>26449231>Not like it's any big deal for MGs in the long run.Actually it is. The psychosomatic feedback from that kind of death experience is most of the time enough to get an MG to Witch out, unless they're mentally prepared for it. Urobuchi was actually asked about it in an interview, and he said that unless the Meguca in question understood all of the details of their state, and was mentally prepared for the snap and not needing to breath, their reaction to their 'death' would cause an instant spike in their despair and they'd Witch out.
>>26449317Well, better Kirika than Blueberry. The former's chunky salsa now and Chiaki has it safe in her Shield.
>>26449324After the shit Sayaka's been through, the least the 8th can do is give her some Grief Seeds on the house.
>>26449317>in b4 sudden wave of face-melting despair causing Kirika to have to save us by slicing Sabrina into Panty-sized chunks with corrosion-resistant GOLD SWORD
>>26449325As Chiaki we've had a pretty consistent "Murder first, interrogate later" policy so I don't think that holds in this universe. There would be a witching out at near every retirement if that did happen.
Looking at twitter, it is a little disturbing that the huge bitch is the probably the most trustworthy character. And am I the only who thinks that Hatguy's handwriting is really cute?
>>26449328Sadly, that wasn't me.
>>26449371Hat-chan has incredibly cute handwriting
>>26449370Probably because in this universe most of the Meguca are given a primer on how magical girls and witches work before they contract, so most of them see to already know about the zombie body thing.But in Sabrina's case, she's gone insane from isolation and is already terrified, so she probably would witch out if we killed her body.
>>26449360rip season 2
>>26449370Most magical girls here have more knowledge of their state. So it should work out like it does normally here not really invalidating the interview.
>>26449124[x] mount and punch
>>26449124>collar, rub head"It'll be all right. Just breathe."
Since we have 2 grief-seeds and look to be done, we should (after actually fastening the collar and ensuring we can call in others) giver her one. We might not even need more than one ourselves, and certainly not so quickly that we can't wait for them to collect another for us.If I'd not been off eating dinner I would have customed it in time.
>>26449428We just cut her into bite sized chunks, now is not the time for succor.
>>26449327The question is - which sword would have been the bigger bitch? Kirika or Blueberry?
>>26449470Blueberry, hands down. Kirika went apeshit while Chiaki and Sayaka are in a hate-love relationship.Also, Kyouko wouldn't appreciate Murderface turning her fiancee into a bullet-ridden corpse.
>>26449371Midori is olev.
>>26449470Blueberry would have been a bigger bitch, Kirika is just bugfuck insane.We're going to need like a month in the silent room to get her under control.
>>26449470>holding Sayaka sword>Kyoko tells us to get our hands off her woman.
>>26449470Kirika is more of an asshole, or just a fucker, really. Sayaka is all annoying, whiny and threatening, but generally doesn't bother following up outside extreme circumstances - total bitch behavior.
>>26449371These are always adorable, I swear it's scientifically engineered to be so.
>>26449371do we know that Hatguy is not Hatgirl?
>>26449516she ended up being a tiny bit less bitchy after shackign up with Kyouko, so...She's still a btich. Just slightly less so.
>>26449496Sayaka is the bitch you'd like to have at your side, because bitch all she want, she'd never betray you.Kirika's the bitch you want 18 feet under after caving her head in with a cannonball.
>>26449513I'm beginning to wonder
>>26449513>>26449537Hatperson has the same gender as Decu.
>>26449513Hatguy has a gender: Hatguy.Let's not probe deeper.
>>26449552That really isn't helping
>>26449552Ah, so they're both moon.
>>26449560>>26449561Moon flows in their veins. Not sure how that applies to gender.
>>26449561If by moon you mean not America then yeah
>>26449584I think you mean Moonahol flows in their veins
>>26449589America is a gender now?
>>26449597I meant that you can take a man from the Moon but you can't take the Moon from the man.
>>26449599America is everything
>>26449608Can you take the woman from Moon?
>>26449599It sure isIt covers literally any sexual/gender/species/etc option out thereMoon is different from that which means unspecified because no one needs to know
>>26449584You expect the lunarians to have the same concept of gender?The moon hasn't been ruled by a long list of princesses because it's a matriarchy, y'know.
>>26449627you can take Cliff's check from the government for being crazy from the moon
>>26449627When in doubt, test it.
>>26449641>lunariansThey prefer Moonanite, ever since the last Lunar war
>>26449627Hasn't taking moon women been mans dream since he first look at the heavens?
>>26449657Man didn't know about the space rabbits back then.
post quickly decu the thread is going weird places again
>>26449693NI HAO NYAN
>>26449690>>26449716DON'T TRY TO HIDE YOUR SHAME
>deleting postsuh oh
>>26449756This is the true failure of this summoning ritual.
>>26449747I waited for two auto-updates and even refreshed the page in another tab before submittingAnd yet...ONE JOB indeed.
>>26449691wow, I wonder if Decu gets those cheques from the moon government
That terrible summoning ritual killed the whole thread.
>>26449914Time for a new ritual then.WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE
>>26449130 >>26449132 >>26449134 >>26449136As much as you'd like to get back at her...well, kicking people when they're down is more of a Kirika thing, when all is said and done. And you'd like to emulate your direct superior as little as possible, even if you are her prodigy.Preparing to apply the collar, you spot where she'd kept her Soul Gem - in pendant form, hanging off a silver chain necklace, the gem nearly stained completely black that you can't even tell what its base color is. This you handle first - there's absolutely no sense getting finished off by a Witch when you've done all this work. It takes the best part of the two Grief Seeds to clean it completely, leaving you just enough to clean yours....Her Soul Gem color's blue. Same as yours. That's...well, sorta ironic, you guess? Pretty funny, though.You placed the collar on her after that. The moment it locked into place, it glowed blue - and immediately, the heaviness in the air was lifted. Even Sabrina seemed to relax now, her eyes closed, her breathing deep and regular. She's even snoring now, which makes you want to kick her but not really.Rest seemed prudent at the moment, but you still need to call them in. Finding the headset was an easy thing, at least - and the moment you place the earbud back into your ear is at the exact moment Malal seems to be reaching her boiling point outside."--I don't care what you promised her! You're not getting in there, Springfield! Let Sayaka do her job! I don't know what you think about us in the Ninth, but you asked for this favor and we're seeing it through! So sit your ass down or I'll shut YOU down, I MEAN IT!"...Whoa. So Malal can get angry too?You let her go on for a few more moments, before allowing yourself to speak - asking Malal what the hell happened to diplomacy.[1/2]
>>26449914It jinxed Decu's flaky internet. Decu robably hasn't even been able to see the fail yet.
>>26449921WOAH- A SINGLE SENTENCE RITUAL!
>>26449933Silence, before Malal speaks again. "...Sayaka? I...what happened? Did you get the collar on her now? You disappeared earlier, and then Mary was on the frequency somehow--"She knocked you out with her pipe, apparently, and stole your headset. But yeah, you got the collar on her. Cleaned her Soul Gem, too."Is she immobilized?" Malal asks, her voice scratchy from the beat-up speaker.You glance over at Sabrina....Very immobilized, you reply with a small smile. You then hear Kirika cackle loudly in the background."Right. We're sending in a team to get the both of you out of there. Just stay put." A moment more. "Good job, Sayaka. I'm proud of you."You blink at this. That's...well, that's honestly rare praise, coming from the Culexus. First time she'd said that. It actually made you blush a little.You murmur something to the effect of 'Roger', before taking off the headset and tossing it onto Sabrina, hitting her in the face. Interrupting her snoring for a bit. You hang your head down as you allow your body to regenerate the damage it's endured slowly, carefully, bit by bit....It was probably your imagination, but for that one second, Malal sounded just like Kaneda.Hah. Right.Kaneda isn't nearly as much of a tightwad.. . .The extraction team came in a few minutes later, lead by Malal herself. It's to note here that she actually asked if you were okay, first, before directing the team to Sabrina. You watched them strap her considerably de-limbed form onto a gurney to wheel her out, while Malal helped you hobble your way out. Apparently Sabrina cracked you in the knee somehow? The adrenalin probably numbed it enough that you could put weight on it.[2/3]
>>26449947>Kaneda isn't nearly as much of a tightwad.M-my heart...Damn it, Decu. ;_;
>>26449947In any case, you let out another sigh of relief as you finally get out of Sub Zero - and the group that greets you outside the outer entrance is a familiar group, with a few new faces. Kirika is there, along with Amber - Mary's gone and followed the team with Sabrina to their hospital wing or something. The new faces consist of...well, some chick who's the spitting image of Mary, except paler, with long platinum-blonde hair teased into gothic drills. Probably to match her black frilly loligoth outfit, the sort with white crosses and black silk roses and enough self-delusion to fill three maid cafes. The other new face is a gloomy sort, with eyebags and brown hair tied into two braided pigtails. Wearing a pink sweater with some sort of checkered design on the chest, and a simple maroon skirt and leather boots. She looks like as if someone had pissed in her tea - or, since this is America, her Big Gulp."Hah! Told you Sayaka-chan can handle it!" Kirika elbows Amber in the ribs. "Nice work, prodigy! But, ah, isn't it a bit excessive, giving her the Mitakihara Special on the first date?"How do you respond?
>>26449979[x] "She was not cooperating
>>26449979[x] "She melted my face."
>>26449979"She melted my face off, I went easy on her"
>>26449979"She was far gone enough that it was the only way to keep her still long enough to get the collar on her.Also, she melted my face off. That shit *stings*, you know"
>>26449979"It was fucking necessary. It was either her out or me the way she played."
>>26449979"I asked myself 'what would you do in my place' Sensei."
>>26449979>Mitakihara Special[x]There's no such thing as Mitakihara Special and I wish this wasn't that face-meltingly hard.Can we go home, now?
>>26449979[x] "Of course not, she was being almost as big a bitch as the two of us! Of course, isolation probably had something to do with it, but at a certain point you kind of stop caring about the 'why', and more about the 'fuck off'."
>>26449979[ ] French Amber. Then cast fist at the pissed-off one.
>>26449979[x] Not something I thought I'd ever hear from you, Kirika. Are you praising me?
>>26449979It wasn't my first choice that's for sure.She put up one hell of a fight, her soul gem was almost gone. Much longer in there and you would have had a witch on your hands instead of a girl with a really shitty result from her wish
>>26449979[X] "My everything was falling off, if it the situation were any different, I would have gone for her gem. Which, by the way, was 'this' close to witching out."
All these responses.Reminds me of How-It-Should-Have-Ended of Spiderman... 3, I think?>"I took a GRENADE to the FACE dude!">>26449979
>>26449979[x] "She was completely uncooperative, and I needed her to stop trying to kill me and to stop moving. It worked, and it's not like Incubators can't regrow limbs easy enough."
>>26449979[x] "Whose Idea was it to lock that girl up in here for a whole year?"[x]Wait for an Answer[x]Sock the responsible person in the fucking face. Justice served.
>>26450025Oh man, I just realized, after over a year of despair, Sabrina had some sort of hope powerful enough to keep her from witching out.I guess the massive silent room helped but if her bond with Mary is that strong, that's really something.
>>26449979[x]"She almost gave me the US special on my windpipe, and melted off my face and one of my arms. I had to make sure she wasn't going anywhere for a while."Eye the newcomes warily.
>>26449979[x]"Well you know, at first I was thinking about her feelings and the perils of living in isolation. All that went out the window around the point where she proved to be gibbering batshit, melted my arm and almost stabbed through my brain with a tire-iron. Why, she was almost a big a bitch as you!"
>>26449052Oh wow. I didn't even notice.
>>26449979"Well I TRIED being reasonable. Didn't work, melted my FACE. Hurt like a bitch, too. Not much of a choice there. If I didn't know any better I'd think you were praising me just now."Look at the new people.. "And who might you be?"
>>26450063Kind of like Kyouko didn't witch out despite her family murdering each other. Some magical girls are made of stern stuff.
>>26449589 >>26449599 >>26449619 >>26449635Stephen Colbert would be proud.>>26450060>>26450063Very good points... We should bring this up.I also kinda want to be simple and straightforward without any fuss say:>"She almost KILLED me."
>>26450112>not drawing them as moonanites...
>>26450112>Hahaha!As expected of Deculture!
>>26450112excellent my good (wo)man!
>>26450112HA HA HA!
>>26449979I had to shut her down, she was about to turn me into blueberry jam.
>>26450093The human mind is surprisingly strong willed against individual impacts. People can often handle suicides of loved ones relatively well, horrific permanent injuries, terrible loss.What does cause despair is the continual repeated adversity that does not let up anywhere - compare Kyouko's individual loss of family to Sayaka's discovery of being a lich, Kyuubey torturing her, her lashing out at Madoka, losing whatsisname in a perfect NTR scene, hearing about folks trash-talking women and finally witching out.
>>26449979Well, I was going to get her out if it cost her an arm and a leg. ...I guess I overcharged.
>>26450134Continuity. I didn't do it in the first one, I'm not going to do it now.
>>26450134>not appreciating Gorgeous Delicious Deculture in all of his moongendered glory
>>26450112Last panel should have read "Decu doesn't know either :'D)
>>26450169now im imagining Ignignokt with Decu's eyes
>>26449979[x]"Blame whoever didn't tell me she was a CQC expert. Unless that just comes naturally to people who get locked up long enough to go fucking batshit. Because she sure as fuck didn't give me a choice in the matter. She almost had me dead to rights for a moment." GLARES ALL AROUND.
>>26450112Are there any more of these?
>>26450234The only other one I've made so far is the weather one. People seem to like them though, so if I get another idea in the future I'll do more.
>>26450248you should have the moonanites cameo if Decu is delayed because of relatives
>>26450248Do so, they're good.
>>26450248They're magnificent. Please do.But then, I wonder where the "Most exciting time of the day" one comes from....
>>26450248I like them, I think they are funnier than shit.
>>26450446Whoever wants to do them does them. I made both of the mami ones. There's a specific program, in fact. Search create.swf for more details.
WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE
>>26450166>>26450093People are like bottles. They can stand an amazing amount of loss and pressure long as there is enough not-shit time in between for the pressure to drain out. But if you just keep pilling on the shit without any letup, eventually the bottle/person will shatter and you can never put them back together again.
>>26450507There were Mami ones?
>>26450507Howly Sheet! Now that's a lot of material... Guess that explains the Touhou hats.
>>26450166>a perfect NTR scenec'mon, it wasn't even on her birthday
>>26450700Or Valentine's Day.
>>26450647>But if you just keep pilling on the shit without any letup, eventually the bottle/person will shatter and you can never put them back together again.so just like ghost quest, huh
>>26450709oh god how wonderful
>>26449989 >>26449999 >>26450001 >>26450079You manage to frown at Kirika. The hell was she expecting? You actually tried to be reasonable at first, thinking about her feelings and the perils of living in isolation. All that went out the window when she turned out to be gibbering batshit! She nearly cored your skull out with a pipe, and melted your freakin' arm! She even melted HALF your face!"Ah, it's not so bad. I'm sure Sakura won't even notice." You all but growl at your direct superior, causing her to back up in capitulation - a rare thing. "Whoa, okay, that was out of line, sorry, Sayaka-chan." She recovers here, giving your shoulder a comradely slap. "But yeah, good job! As expected!" "...Even I have to admit that was pretty hardcore, Sayaka-chan." Amber nods in agreement, smiling rather...well, you'll admit it right now, a bit cutely. "What's the Mitakihara Special, though? Is that kind of Ninth Officio Tradition?"Kirika guffaws again, as you shake your head. It's one of Kirika's signature moves, you tell her, and one taught to all the Eversors in your Officio. Capturing someone by cutting off their arms first, so they can't fight back, and then their legs, so they can't run. "...Hardcore." Amber says again, breathy in admiration. You snort at this, before jerking your head towards the new faces. Who the hell are they?At being referred to, it's then that Mary's Goth Version smiles. A small, polite, I'm-Better-Than-You-In-Every-Way-And-Also-Rich smile. "I was beginning to think that we were simply background characters in this little scene, Miki Sayaka-san." You blink as she speaks in effortless Japanese, with just the barest hint of an accent. "Before we introduce ourselves, though, please let me be the first to say that we cannot possibly express how grateful we are." She dips slightly in a graceful curtsey. "Sabrina has been hurting for a very long time, but we might be able to give her a life again, thanks to you."[1/2]
>>26450709>>26450723being mumi is suffering
>>26450815...Well. It's nothing, really. It was stupid of them to try and contain her this long, though. They should've--"--Killed her?" She finishes for you, taking the words out of your mouth, her crimson eyes staring into yours. "Yes. We did think about granting her that mercy. But my sister - I'm sure you've met her earlier - she was adamant that we do not give up hope. That doing such a thing would be tantamount to surrendering, betraying Sabrina's trust in us to save her. You were our very last hope, Miki Sayaka-san, you must see that. Doing this for us...you have our eternal gratitude for it.""Goodness, she likes to hear herself talk." Malal quietly voxes to you, and you can't help but agree. But...well, at least what she's saying means something good to both your Officios."Ah, but where are my manners?" The platinum-blonde girl shakes her head, before bowing with a flourish. "I am - as you may have already seen from my aura - the Equerry of the Eighth Officio, and the Undisputed Queen of Gold Shibuya. I am..." She pauses here for dramatic effect, looking up and smiling, before opening her mouth to finish her introduction. Unfortunately--"--Alice Nightblossom. Eats mostly cake. Shits mostly lace." You turn away and press your face into the curved surface of Malal's shoulder guard, muffling your laughter as Alice starts to scold her gloomy companion.Aura readings? Gold Shibuya? H-hahaha. What the fucking hell is up with this Officio?"...The Nightblossom thing was a joke." Alice says after a moment, pouting. "Wendy's an asshole. Ignore her."...Ah. So the other one's named Wendy. Okay.[2/3]
>>26450833"Well, with that aside--" Another flourish of her frilled sleeves, making you think weirdly about those costumed heroes in television having to act out their speech since their faces are concealed under helmets. "--Please, Miki Sayaka-san, allow us to display our gratitude in a material fashion. Amber has heard of your prowess with the sword - and as such, I commissioned her to fashion you a blade worthy of your skill as a samurai." Is this bitch for real or what. "You will accept, of course?" Alice finishes her flowery, over-elaborate speech with a question.How do you respond?
>>26450865[x] "Yeah, sure. No strings attached, right?"
>>26450865[x] "What kinda sword is it?"
>>26450865[x] This should be good. Yes.
>>26450865Well I can generate them as needed but I do appreciate a good non magical sword
>>26450865[X] "free stuff is always nice." our inner poor girl surfacing!
>>26450833>"...The Nightblossom thing was a joke."so the cake and lace were not?
>>26450865[x] Does Amber come with it?
>>26450920Last thing we need is Amber's antics at Ruri's event
>>26450920Even if Sayaka says this off hand as a joke.Do it.
>>26450865[x]"...it doesn't have frills, does it?"
>>26450865[x] how dangerous and lethal can she make it?what can we say to this where we dont get the gun-sword anyway?
Twintail Homura is like another character she voiced
>>26450929Why would she even be at the concert?
>>26450865>>26450898[x] This.Rocket blade incoming!>>26450920You do know that Amber is a psycho, right?
>>26450920Nah, that's what her lightsaber dildo is for.
>>26450865>>26450901>>26450897in this order
>>26450865[x] accept. This is obviously where we get that bitching sword.
>>26450865"Does it come with her number?"
>>26450958>You do know that Amber is a psycho, right?Yes, and?
>>26450958But most of the magical girls we've seen are psychos.
>>26450920I want this because of reasons.
>>26450865[X] Uh, I usually just make my own, but sure - if you insist.
>>26450957Wouldn't that sword be the gunsword from Chiaki's timeline?She got that after what, the first day?And If Amber is supposed to be included...
>>26450981LASER. FUKKEN. BLADE.Also forged with many, many whirls of the damn office chair.
>>26450958>You do know that Amber is a psycho, right?The "don't stick it in the crazy" rule is void when you're able to regrow "it" withing minutes..
>>26450981Just as long as we're clear about it.>>26450985Most magical girls didn't start out as badass normals hunting megucas, slicing them in pieces and keeping in the fridge to see what makes them tick.
>>26450958It can't be more dangerous than Mami's good intentions
>>26450920[x] This.It needs to be done. We can go DOUBLE RED!
Who's Amber, again?
>>26450865>>26450941Agreeing with this. The quickdraw mechanism is neat and all but I'm sure the most batshit officio in the most weapon loving country can some up with something even funner.capcha: atedyro utterly
>>26450993What?It was already hanging off the wall in sayaka's and Kyoko's shared apartment when chiaki went there to speak with her,
>>26451011Remember the crazy mad scientist chick from the Wendy writeups? The one who was infamous for dissection MGs before she became one herself?That's Amber.
>>26451011The 8ths lewd psychotic scientist.
>>26451049Excellent.We must have her on our good side then.
>>26451011The crazy that we really shouldn't stick it in, least not because of Sayaka already being taken.
>>26451043Oh.My mistake, then.Do carry on
>>26450920[x] Decu make it happen.>>26451057She is so lewd. That smile. Even diamond cannot scratch me.
>>26450865>>26451015[x] this right here.asking for Amber is fun and all, but not really Sayaka's style now, is it?
I love it when you guys hue
>>26451011>Who is Amber
>>26450920Bring the hue.[x] This
This is just like that one time when I made a Saber Nero clone npc for my FF:Tactics game.You never know when people are going to fall for your npcs.To be honest, Amber kind of scares me.
>>26450865[x]Long pause. "Sure. I'll accept. But what I'd also like is some assurance that you'll take better care of your little friend this time around. I don't want having half of my body dissolved to go in vain."
>>26451094Hue-ing with Sayaka is fun!
>>26450865"Samurai? But I hate poetry."
>>26451119I like scary women.But yeah. This is Sayaka, not me we're playing here.
>>26451119>>26451147I agree, this isn't how Sayaka would act,
>>26450920The many hues of Summer.Les do et
>>26451147This. We have to remember we're playing Sayaka here, who definitely doesn't know this chick nearly well enough to joke about making passes at her. If this was me-quest, then sure, I'd go for it. And end up dead, But what can you do?
>>26451128Until it comes back to bite us in the present, when Amber comes to visit and meets Kyoko.
>>26451143>>26451163Oh shit sorry about the namefaging there.Whoopses!
So,Remember than one dream os Sayaka'sWhat If It's Amber's fault?
>>26450941>>26451015>>26451091Let see if Amber will be in charge of designing it. Knowing her it'll be forged of flesh and steel and feed on the blood of all to draw blood anew. That or made of magic and trolling. I support both.In response to the Hue: two threads ago we told amber we are taken and bent her over our knee for getting fresh with us. i think asking for her number is gonna be a awkward backpedal there
>>26451207Depends on how she feels about spanking.
>>26451215She said it turned her on.
You glance at Malal, to check what she thinks about it - and she simply shrugs, as if it didn't really matter. You turn back to Alice, and reply that you don't really mind. It's...you're not really into collecting swords, but you're not going to turn down a gift.Also, does Amber come with it?"Wonderful. Amber will have it brought to you before you depart--" Alice nods, before stopping. "...Excuse me? Amber...? What about her? I..." Her words trail off as she looks at the redhead in the cheongsam in confusion. Amber, in the other hand, is blushing red, looking away while holding both her cheeks. "Did you two...?" The Equerry of the Eighth starts to ask, before shaking her head, smiling again. "W-well. Um. That was unexpected, but I'm sure the both of you can come to an agreement, somehow...?""It's forbidden love, though." Again from the gloomy girl, who earns a frustrated groan and a painful-looking pinch in the side from the Equerry."We talked about this, Wendy! It's not forbidden love!" She stamps a single foot, kicking up a bit of her frill-infested skirt. "It's a beautiful thing!""They're very relaxed, aren't they?" Malal remarks quietly, and you can't help but agree. They are quite relaxed."Silence, Miss Cooldown! If you do not cease, then I will condemn you to water closet cleaning duties for the entire fortnight! Be told!" Alice scolds the girl again, before composing herself once more. She flashes you another royal smile - and despite how ridiculous she is, you can't help but...well, be impressed. Sure, you've seen your share of cosplayers and such, but she seems to buy into it wholesale and with dedication. Almost princess-like. "I apologize for that display. In any case, I will take my leave now, and see to our Sabrina. Wendy will show you to your accommodations and to your needs. RIGHT, Wendy?" "...Yes, ma'am." Comes the deadpan reply. "But wouldn't Amber be better to play Maid to Mickey--""SHUT UP. GOD."[1/2]
>>26451223Wendy is pretty cool.I love It
>>26451223no wonder murderface and wendy got along so well
>>26451223And it's with a flurry of frills and curls that Alice walks off in the direction where the team disappeared to. Amber moves to follow her, but not before winking at you and...licking her lips. Slowly. She giggles afterward, before running off to follow her Equerry.They...they know you were just joking, right? Right? No one's taking you that seriously?You were about to vocalize it when Wendy, who you already figure is the straight man to this team of punchlines, murmurs for you to follow her - and the three of you slowly do so. Kirika, as usual, is content enough to walk ahead, while Malal continues to help you walk.It's here that you notice the katana that Kirika's wearing, hanging off a leather belt strapped around her waist. It's...standard length, with a rather impressive ebony black sheath with golden gilding. Huh. Guess Kirika got hers early, or something.Well, whatever. So long as you're getting one yourself, that's fine.You are Miki Sayaka, and you're very tired.
>>26451223Dat Wendy. All of my yes.
pastebin.com/1c1Rdy6Fpastebin.com/1ZgmppG7 That's a lot of Ss there.
>>26451283I'm beginning to think that Murderface lost her memories from critical deadpan overload.There's only so much deadpan a person can take before they just shut down.
>>26451297so when sayaka turned pinky down, she picked kirika... crap
>>26451308These are hilarious
Kirika's death is Sayaka's fault.Fucking Sayaka.
>>26451297I knew it. Sayaka dodged one hell of a bullet.>and Kirika didn't.
>>26451297And that wraps up this part of the Sayaka flashback! We'll be back to Mitakihara next thread, which will be on this Thursday!Thank you for everyone who's participated, and feedback is always appreciated! No writeup for today I think, so questions answered before I go to sleep!
>>26451328Kirika's death is Kirika's fault.Cause she is a bitch.
>>26451338Did we get Amber?
>>26451338Will our huehuehue choice here come back to bite us in the future?
>>26451318Hence the golden weapon.Thinking further. Its for the best we turned it down.Otherwise, shes going to have to get her hands on the sword and that probably means fighting sayaka.
>>26451354Ofcourse it willl.
>>26451328Fair trade I think
>>26451338Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived and all that good stuff.goodnight!
>>26451308-She has a pet bald eagle, Freedom, trained to do ammunition drop-offs and ward off innocent reporters.poor NECO.
>>26451338>this part of the Sayaka flashbackso are we still going to play as Sayaka back in Mitakihara or will there be another one some time in the future?
>>26451352We shouldn't have been trying to get Amber anyway, we're Sayaka, not Murderface. Doing this is making her get further away from the harem!
>>26451338Oh, wait, as it turns out there is a writeup! I'll answer questions before it!
>-Early in her career, Wendy Cooldown appeared on a popular American television show, Deathwatch, along with other up-and-comers from the United Assassins Association and the Ninth Officio.Ah?
'Doctor' Emma Strauss silently scribbled in her notebook, barely paying attention to the girl opposite her. A single light illuminated the room, reflecting off of Strauss' circular eyeglasses. A lonely antique gramophone played the graceful tune of "Blue Danube" in one corner of the room, to which the good doctor occasionally waved a finger. An elaborate chemistry set was borne on a table along the opposite wall, the sort that would give even a university a run for their money. With one gloved hand, the 'Doctor' gently picked up the soulgem on the table in front of her, then dropped it into one of two beakers.“Experiment number forty-sree, beginnink now.”A quiet splash sounded through the darkened room before a dull series of clinks as the soulgem settled to the bottom of the beaker. Immediately the bound girl began screaming and roaring, pulling the chains around her wrist taut as she reached for beaker in vain."Und how does siz van make you feel?" Strauss asked, staring down at her clipboard in a futile effort to keep her amusement from showing through.The other girl screeched through gritted teeth. "PAIN. ANGRY. TAKE IT OUT!""Good, good," the 'doctor' cooed, "you are gettink much better at zis. Just a few moments lonker, darlink. Zen you vill get ze dreamy juice."The girl chained to the wall was wearing little more than a dirty, stained tanktop and underwear. Her veins bulged an ugly purple, criss-crossing spiderweb patterns over chemically-enhanced muscles. Bloodshot eyes stared at the 'Doctor' with dilated pupils. She desperately reached and snatched at the beaker, flailing like a chained animal. "Sirty more seconds, dear," Strauss mumbled as she jotted down a token few notes. "You are beink very stronk, very brave. Just a little lonker.""GIVE IT TO ME!" The chained girl roared. A trail of blood had begun to run from one of her nostrils.[1/10]
Strauss allowed a sly grin to creep up her face, showing off her wickedly pointed teeth. With a pair of tongs, she gently plucked the soulgem from one beaker, shook it off, then dropped it into the second. The results were immediately apparent. The bound girl slumped back against the wall and collapse against her bindings, donning a look of pure euphoria as her brain abruptly switched gears. Her eyes rolled back into her head and a series of short giggles bubbled up from her mouth every so often."Zere ve go," whispered the 'doctor', watching with a look of utmost satisfaction. "Vhat a brave little girl you are. Und brave girls get ze dreamy juice!"Strauss leaned back and adjusted her spectacles, holding a hand to her chin. The hyperdeliriant was one of her best selling products, inducing a near-catatonic state of bliss and available by injection or direct application to the soulgem. It even seemed to slow the corruption of a soulgem by a marginal amount. Though, she would never dare test the substance on herself. It did one well not to sample one's own product.There was a time, long ago, when Emma Strauss was the warmaster of the Thirteenth. The first Venenum warmaster. It was an honour that brought great expectations and promise - which made it all the worse when she became the first warmaster to be expelled from her own officio. Unethical, inhumane practices they had told her. As if the entire magical girl song and dance wasn't already. Now she was stuck peddling drugs that would kill a normal human out of the basement of a one-story bungalow in the middle of nowhere.[2/10]
>>26451308I like these American types.
Strauss kept a close eye on the euphoric guinea pig, still jotting down notes. The ugly, bulging veins slowly receded over a short few minutes, but the whites of her eyes were still painted with branching red veins. The 'doctor' quietly set her clipboard down on the table, then lifted the beaker containing her victim's soulgem."How are you feelink now, Milica?" Strauss asked, genuine curiosity touching her words."Muh- muh- muh- haaaa- mu- ahaha- much-ch-ch behehetter," Milica giggled. The girl was clearly still lost in her own little world.Strauss let out a distinct "hmph" before setting the beaker down. "Fascinatink."The gem was certainly corrupted to an extent, but not nearly to the length that Strauss had expected. A grief-retardant wasn't exactly something that interested her, but it would certainly sell well enough. Such was life as a small business owner.Strauss had found the girl on her doorstep some months back. Everything about the wretch seemed to paint her as the perfect picture of a typical junky. Her hair was a mess, her skin blotchy and pale. She seemed to twitch nervously every so often and always held onto one arm; as if keeping it back from mugging the good doctor for more drugs. Milica Djalic. Strauss had always kept a meticulously perfect file on each of her subjects. The girl had gone by the nickname "Red Hands" after a strange quirk left them constantly bloodied up to the elbow while in her costume. The 'Doctor' had only been interested in the phenomena for a few moments before she began to pump the girl full of various chemicals on a daily basis. Her silent reminiscing was suddenly interrupted as the door bell was rung and a dog began yapping on the floor above. The bespectacled German nearly kicked over the table as she jolted upright, swearing as she rose from her seat. One hand swept up her top hat from thin air and placed it gently upon her head as the other took her cane, which was used to lift the needle from the gramophone.
There was a slight hunch to Strauss' stance as she quickly ascended the wooden stairway. The steps creaked and groaned with every heavy footfall, as if threatening to give way at the slightest pressure. As she reached the ground floor, the 'doctor' was greeted by a short, fluffy dog jumping and yapping at her excitedly, begging for attention.“Do ve have a visitor, Fritz?” Strauss asked, giving its head a vigorous rub. “Go downstairs und play vis Milica, Fritz. Mommy needs to serve ze customers now.”The dog did as it was told, promptly scurrying down the steps to lick the face of the bound girl. Strauss gently kicked the basement door shut before making her way to the front. One bespectacled eye peered out of the peephole – an addition which she had insisted on installing.“Who is it?” She called out, her voice taking on a sing-song tone.“It's Ofelia, Doctor,” came the reply in a soft, gentle voice.Strauss grinned a sharp-toothed grin and pulled the door open, pulling herself down into a low bow as she did.“Fräulein Navidson,” she greeted the new-comer, “alvays a pleasure to see my favourite customer. Do come in! Is it time for our appointment already?”The girl who entered, a one Miss Ofelia Navidson, was dressed in a frilled blue dress, the sort that almost begged to be accompanied by a parasol and a haughty attitude. She had been coming to see the 'doctor' regularly for several months – far longer than Strauss had kept her favourite test subject chained up in the basement, at the very least. Her blonde hair was worn in long, spiralling curls down her back, along with two over her shoulders. She seemed the exact opposite of what one would expect of Strauss' clients.“Two in the afternoon, just in time for tea,” Ofelia answered, smiling gently with just a hint of a darker tone “as usual.”[4/10]
>>26451283Murderface probably learned how to socialize from Wendy.
“Forgive me, forgive me. I just get so caught up in my vork. Is like zey say” Strauss laughed, leading the blonde girl to her tiny kitchen table as she flashed a wicked grin, "time flies ven you are havink fun."“It's perfectly alright, dear doctor,” the blonde answered, taking her seat, “how has business been?”“About ze same as usuval, I suppose,” the 'doctor' answered. She quickly prepared a kettle to boil before taking a seat opposite her customer. “Ze Tenss has been tryink to pressure me into takink more orders, but I simply von't have it. Und zen, ze Tventiess has been shovink a great amount of interest in ze hyperdeliriant. Interrogation purposes, so he claims. Not zat zis is any concern of mine, of course.”"As it should be, I imagine."Strauss shrugged and threw the blonde a smirk. "Zat is only good business. You have come for ze usuval, ja?""You don't have time to sit and chat?" Ofelia pouted, feigning offense."Vell, I have anozer appointment in two hours, betveen zat und furzer tests..." The 'doctor' trailed off, bobbing her head from side to side as she thought. "I suppose I could make some time for relaxink.""Do you still keep that girl of yours around? What was her name...""Milica," Strauss answered as she rose from her seat to fetch the kettle. "Und ja, she is still here. I could not ask for a better test subject. So villing, so desperate," the 'doctor' made that same wicked grin that always seemed to find its way to her face, "it varms ze cockles of mein heart.""What exactly is it that you consider her, hm?" Ofelia asked, thanking the 'doctor' as she poured each of them a cup of tea. "A prisoner? A slave? A pet, maybe?"Strauss laughed quietly to herself, her eyes flicking upward to look at the blonde over the rims of her glasses. "Zat is... a complicated qvestion.""Perhaps a friend then?" The blonde asked, finishing her question with a punctuating sip.[5/10]
The 'doctor' nearly choked on her own drink, her spectacles clattering to the table. "I sink- I sink you are over-sinkink sinks a bit much, ja? Vat she is does not exactly matter, does it?""I was just thinking," Ofelia shrugged as she twirled a finger around her golden curls, "I would throw in a little extra something. But only if you buy her a decent meal with it. Is that agreeable?""Ach," Strauss groaned, scowling as she replaced her glasses, "do not tell me you have suddenly decided to start carink for zis... zis junky!""I can't exactly deny that," the blonde's finger ceased swirling her hair as she gently placed the tea cup on the table before sliding a narrow, blue, rectangular pamphlet across the table. "But you'll consider it, won't you?"Strauss flipped through the pamphlet, squinting at it with an eyebrow cocked as she read. "Vat ze fuck is zis?" She mumbled. "A brochure for some kind of... religion? A cult?""The Blessed Lady watches over all magical girls, dear doctor," Navidson explained, taking the 'doctor's' free hand as she donned a look of utmost sincerity, "no matter how wayward their soul. No matter how far they may have strayed from the path of righteo-""Und you hand out fucking BROCHURES?" Strauss took back the hand held by the blonde and pinched her brow. After a moment, she let go and took a deep breath before speaking. "Ofelia, my dear Ofelia. You are vun of my favourite customers. You are punctuval, polite und you do not ask too many qvestions. I vill not allow you to stain a perfectly good business relationship vis zis... zis... solicitink!""Doctor please-""HALT DIE KLAPPE!" Strauss yelled. She took another deep breath as she squeezed her eyes closed. "Ve vill do business, und zen I vill show you to ze door. You vanted ze mark four combat stimulant as usuval, ja? Ze mark five vill be ready in just a few veeks-"[6/10]
"A-actually," Ofelia stammered, gulping, "I was hoping you could perhaps sell me the mark two at a reduced rate. I imagine you have a large surplus stock.""Ze mark two?" The 'doctor' asked with an incredulous blink. "Ofelia, I vould caution against such a sink. Ze mark two is extremely addictive und plagued by side effects... Zere is a reason I have a surplus of it. It vas my greatest mistake. Vhy vould you even vant zis?""Times are tough these days," the other girl responded, her eyes wandering. "The- the economy you know."Strauss snorted and waved the blue pamphlet in the air. "Zen vhy don't you pray to zis Blessed Lady of yours for some money, hm?""Doctor-""I tell you vat," she began, "I vill sell you vun dose of mark four at a reduced rate, just zis vonce, for my favourite customer.""Doctor, I need more than just a single dose," Ofelia replied. Her words seemed to grow more desperate as the argument went on. "I- I need MORE.""I vill not sell my best customer ze mark two," Strauss countered. "Zis is not up for negotiata-""SELL ME THE MARK TWO!" Ofelia roared, her voice distorting and deepening between words.The 'doctor's' eyes widened as realization slowly dawned on her. "Mein gott," she whispered, "you have already tried it, haven't you? Somevun gave you ze mark two. Who did zis to you?""Just sell it to me," the blonde muttered, "I swear to you that I won't be any problem.""You say zat now, but-"At that the other girl lunged across the table and seized the 'doctor's' wrist, her hand squeezing nearly hard enough to snap bone. A slight curl came to Strauss' lip, a faint snarl as she suppressed the urge to stab a pair of syringes into the other girl's eye sockets. She made it a rule not to deal with addicts - or at least not ones doped up on combat stims strong enough to easily kill a grown man."Just. Sell it to me."[7/10]
>>26451423According to the writeups she learned a little more from her than just that.
>>26451423A little from Wendy, a little from Malal. Explains everything really.
Strauss sighed, then shook her head. "Fine," she growled, "vun order of ze mark two combat stimulant. Zat is five millilitres. Full price.""But-""You vant your filsy drugs, you vill pay full price!" She shouted, slamming a short, narrow silver case on the table. "Zat is one grief seed und ten sousand dollars per millilitre. You pay zis or you get NOSINK! Am I understood?"Ofelia sat back in her chair and took a deep breath, choking down her rage. "Fine. Five millilitres. Full price.""Zen ve have a deal."The two girls nodded nearly in unison. Strauss shifted the briefcase to the side of the table before placing an identical one in its place. Ofelia nodded, then laid a small sack upon the table, along with several stacks of hundred dollar bills along with one extra, as she had promised. The two exchanged goods without a word shared between them; the silence only ever broken when one of them sipped her tea. It wasn't until Strauss showed the blonde to the door that she finally spoke, and only one sentence then before locking up."May zis Blessed Lady have mercy on your soul."The 'doctor' leaned back against the wall upon shutting the door, pulling aside the curtain to watch Ofelia's limousine pull out of the driveway, bounce over the speed-bump at the end, then finally disappear around the corner. She felt dirty. Ashamed. The mark two had always been one of her greatest mistakes, one that seemed intent on haunting her to her grave. It was one thing to ruin lives intentionally, to create a dependency on purpose. That was entirely within her control. Playing with an addict was one of her favourite hobbies. For it to happen by accident was another matter entirely. It was a mistake.And mistakes would not be tolerated.[8/10]
Everything seemed to blur together as she made her way back to the basement. She was sitting on the wobbly stool in front of her equipment before she knew it. Strauss sighed, working quietly as Milica patted the dog curled up beside her. The 'doctor' rolled the stool over to her testing table and removed the girl's soulgem from her concoction, giving it a few good shakes to dry it out."Ih-ih-i-i-is s-so-something wr-wrong?" Milica asked, rubbing her eyes as she came to. She'd had that damn stammer for as long as Strauss had known her."It is fine, my dear," the 'doctor' muttered. "Vhat vould you like for dinner? My treat.""Re-re-re-reall-l-ly?" The girl asked. She hadn't been offered something in that way for as long as she could remember. "Di-di-did suh-somethi-thing ha-ha-ha-happ-pp-ppen?""Do not vorry yourself, Milica," Struass answered, looking down at her own hands. "Now vhat vould you like for dinner, hm?""A-a-anything?""Anysing."Milica's brow scrunched for a moment as she thought. "Theh-theh-then a suh-steak puh-puh-please!""Two steaks it is zen!" Strauss laughed. "I vill go buy zem after my second appointment. Get some rest vhile you can."The girl's chains jingled as she readjusted herself, using the dog as a pillow as she laid herself down. Strauss took up a spark lighter and flicked it a few times, igniting a Bunsen burner on the table. She stared into the flame for some time, playing with the air valve as silent thoughts drifted to and fro in her mind. It relaxed her when she was in no mood to mix chemicals, as rare as that was. [9/10]
She had done terrible things in her days. She had hurt innocent people. She had killed people who had claimed to love her. The closest thing she had to a friend was chained up in her basement like an animal.The 'doctor' hadn't even noticed that she still held the blue brochure in one hand, crumpled and crushed from her stresses. She idly read it, laughing and musing to herself as she skimmed its contents. A goddess of magical girls. Strauss couldn't even begin to comprehend the foolishness of the concept. With a long sigh, she placed it in the flames and watched them dance around it as the pamphlet blackened and burned. Her eyes drooped in a solemn expression as she stared at the burning brochure. A single murmured question escaped her lips as she watched it turn to ash."Vhat god could love a creature like me?"-----And that's it! I'll have chapter 11 of Prose Magic finished for next thread. After that chapters should be coming out more quickly. Just needed a good kick in the ass to get going.
>>26451318Makes me wonder what would have happened had we accepted Pinky's help. Would Kirika simply have taken the golden katana from us? Or Deculture know all along we would never do suck a thing?
So who's the Solid Snake to TOTALLY SWEET ALABAMA's Liquid.
>>26451470I need to get around to actually reading your writeups.
>>26451382We don't need anyone else in the harem! If you count Wendy we're already overloaded.
>>26451481My bet? We would have gotten a different kind of sword and Kirika would've gotten hers under different circumstances.
>>26451338The Warmaster in the baseball cap Sayaka saw. was it Odette or the previous one who now walks around as a ghost?
>>26451501I'd say Alice since she's her palette-swapped and gothloli sister, but maybe she's more of the Otacon instead.
>>26451501>>26451526Wendy kind of has the attitude, but Alice would make sense kind of."Press-on nails have no place on the battlefield."
>>26451352Yes, hahaha! Congratulations, you guys NTR'd Kyoko!>>26451380Ah, we're going to be back in Chiaki's POV! >>26451521That was Odette!
>>26451550>"Press-on nails have no place on the battlefield."You take that back right the fuck now.
>>26451521That would be Odette. She would have been warmaster for about a year in this flashback.
>>26451562NOI DECU, IT IS NOW A HAREM.SAYAKA IS NOW THE SWAGGEST HAREMASTER AROUND.
>>26451571Well obviously they need to be natural, for better clawing.
>>26451562>Yes, hahaha! Congratulations, you guys NTR'd Kyoko!This is going to come back to haunt us. Fools all of you.
>>26451509Pinky and Midori so far. I wouldn't mind Wendy at all though I wonder if she would be sulky to learn that Murderface has a new girl.
>>26451562>you guys NTR'd Kyoko!Goddamnit.
>>26451400>VenenumSo I think we know ambers class now.
>>26451562So, what would've happened if we accepted Pinky's help?
>>26451562>Yes, hahaha! Congratulations, you guys NTR'd Kyoko!Didn't even vote for it, but fukken lel. Well, whatever. Kyoko asks us to put a few bullets in Sayaka, I'd be more than happy to oblige.
>>26451597>>26451592Hahaha, no, that's a joke. Sayaka is very loyal!
>>26451562I don't believe you Decu, Sayaka has still shown no real interest in Amber!
>>26451654S-s-stupid Decu. Don't scare me like that.
>>26451654Though would KyoSaya be up for a 3P round? might make for a interesting gift.
>>26451614Hmm, well, Sayaka would have gotten the katana, and...well, things would have turned out rather badly!Gold is the Danger!
>>26451654>>26451663Y-you better take responsibility!So, where approximately does this PM chapter take place? Bungalow would indicate somewhere pretty warm, but all the characters seemed pretty Central/Eastern-Europe based.
>>26451688But then how would Kirika have gotten it by the present day?TIME PARADOX
>>26451688Speaking of colours and danger. Midori is loyal and NEKO just has the wrong idea right? Right?
>>26451707Probably she wouldve won it from in a duel or something later.
>>26451707During the after math or getting our ass kicked by pretty much everyone in the 8th, she would have stolen it. Or we would have just given it to her, what with them being more her style.
>>26451751I so want to meet an Illya in this quest.
>>26451654I dunno decu. Look at her flingthing with ruri.
>>26451707She could have beaten Sayaka and taken it.
>>26451711Hahaha!>>26451707Hahaha!>>26451679That's...hmm! Well, I can probably prod Wendy or Midori to write something non-canon!
>>26451704Bungalow has various meanings depending on your location. In this case it's the typical North American version which just means a one-story house. And it takes place in [REDACTED]
>>26451775Harmless flirting is not cheating. I bet you're the controling jealous type.
>>26451771And with that comes magical ruby and sapphire
But Decu, I already need to write Midori x Noirdori twincest.
>>26451790OH COME ON, ANSWER THE QUESTIONS.At least the one about how Kirika WOULD have gotten her golden weapon had we gotten the katana. That one doesn't matter anymore because it can't happen.
>>26451654Red/Green-Combo-POV when?We want to find out if GREEN IS THE DANGER !
>>26451797Shared bath time with rose petals and a request to chiaki to not tell kyoko isnt exactly harmless flirting.
>>26451790T'would be a gift like Manna from the heavens.
>>26451814Truly this quest has A+ level writefags (especially the write-ups).
>>26451836This keeps getting posted and it makes me want to update it because I did the hands in like thirty seconds and they make me want to die.
>>26451814You like it.Stop complaining. :D
>>26451790>That's...hmm! Well, I can probably prod Wendy or Midori to write something non-canon!I am now picturing you proding a chained up Wendy and Midori with a sharp stick while yelling at them to produce more lewds.
>>26451679Kyouko would probably be up for it if Sayaka wantedBut interestingly enough I don't see her liking the idea on her own
>>26451887In the basement of his moon manor. But Midori likes it....I might, too, a little...
>>26451887So Decu is kinky Chiaki?
>>26451814>Two different people confirmed?
>>26451814So they ARE different persons. Now I'm sure who it was in the last thread.
>>26451887>trap decu sming midori and wendy and maybe nicehatgirl..I'lbl be in my bunk
>>26451825Ah, er, okay!Well, erm, Sayaka would have gotten the katana first, then Kirika would confiscate it and say that she's borrowing it for a bit. She's like that kind of superior, taking stuff she wants without a care. Sayaka can't fight back against this because she's a subordinate, and Kirika could wreck her record.It's pretty simple really. D:
>>26451711Ive had a theory for a while now that kyubey might not be the incubator with a hold on Midori after Siberia. That since Godoka used Mirai's 10th offcio soul gem to macguyver Midori back together she might be subject to jyubei's control again.
>>26451887>>26451896That's the next comic. I'll do it for the next thread.
>>26451918But that doesn't sound too bad at all! In fact it sounds zero bad.
>>26451920That makes sense. If so, we'll have to rescue her from his grasp again.
>>26451923I am in agreement!
>>26451882Fucking do it then.
Once we're back at Murderface, we should remember to thank Osaka for finding this. Azumanga Squad does good work.
>>26451920>>26451926I kinda want to tell now but seeing everyone off base is kinda funny. Whoever came up with this deserves a pat on the back.
>>26451978THAT FUCKING CAT! WE NEED TO KILL THAT FUCKING CAT!
>>26452048Kind of curious what you think. You a twitterfag? PM me on there? Can't promise I'll tell you if you're right or wrong, though.
>>26452048How many people are in on this secret? Does everyone in the thread but me know?
>>26452034Squad Hiryu, the Vindicare squad that we requested to provider overwatch for the idol contract.Though pulling in all of this extra Magical Girl support could make people question our ability as Warmaster. Yeah, if our Time Stop worked like it used to (where we could go for days in Time Stop) then we'd be a real threat. But without it, we're kind of not that big of a deal, Magical Girl-wise.
>>26451796Darn it, Archival. Just the mad scientist that is engaging to read about. Based on a real life historical figure?
>>26452079Sad to say, but..
>>26452079Yes anon. Everyone else is merely feigning ignorance.
>>26451918So it would be Sallacka's voice in the sword?
>>26452079Indeed, I also know.To tell you the truth, I'm wondering why you'd spoil yourself like that anon...
>>26452137I am Sparticus too you know!
>>26452100Nah, no one in particular. There's a lot of various influences thrown into Strauss, namely a couple Batman villains, Breaking Bad and a little Doctor Strangelove for flavour.
Wendy>Chinese Restaurant>Scaring off triads and delivering springrolesNyan Nyan?
>>26452074I just keep Decu's twitter bookmarked..But I'm certain who it is, Wendy.
>>26452161Ahhh. Well, I liked her mix of personalities. I really hope Toronto the Magic Girl edition doesn't become breaking bad: Ontario though.
>>26452164She doesn't seem the Nyan Nyan type.Now, she might have a Nyan Nyan co-worker.
>>26452074When do the rest of us get to know?
>>26452164No. Nyan Nyan delivers hope and dreams in the form of buns.
>>26452176...She does now. >>26452182Hahaha!...That's what I'm supposed to say, right?
>>26452199...She does now. Pleasing.
>>26452175Of course not! The story is still going to be centered around the old cast and Strauss won't be showing up again for quite a while.
>>26452199>Hahaha!Writefags vs Questfags: the Conspiracy.
>>26452217Good. I still have faith in you.
>>26452199Wendy has taken Deculture lessons
>>26452199What you're supposed to say is that there will be more writeups soon.
>>26452319Lewd, non-lewd, all kinds of writeups!
>>26452234Wait, what's that supposed to mean? D-did I do something to make you lose faith in me?
>>26452319So many writeups and so much material that someday, someone will try to make MGNQ: the Visual Novel.
>>26452368Now make them kiss.Seriously though, looking quite good!
>>26452319Working on it, hah. Life stuff happened and things'll be complicated for a few more weeks. Noirdori, though, is something you'll have to stew on for now.Possibly expect Iori or 2020 writeups in the future too.
>>26452384Interesting. Well, I'll look forward to them no matter what they're about.
>>26452334No. Just write more often. And sometime get back to Canadian Witches.
>>26452405let me tell you about this dinosaur quest I want to run okay
>>26452405Pretty much this.The nerve to let real life interfere with your writing.
>>26452367This honestly might not be a bad idea. It'd be a cannon-end-or-bad-end sort of game but we have a bunch of artists and it wouldn't be hard to recruit more. >inb4 this happens and takes 4 years to finish ala katawa soujo
>>26452447Talked about this a bit, actually. The current plan is to maybe clean things up, add more illustrations, and compile a book at the end of the quest. A VN would be a better format but would take a lot of time, team members, and probably money I don't think any of us have easy access to. We'll see where we're standing in a year or so.
>>26452382no seriously, make them kiss.love wendy's eyes
>>26450945Hold the fuck up.Home shares a VA with fuckin' Zuchinni?!
>>26452462That sounds cool, and interesting, but yeah I agree that a VN would be way too much. I'd love to see more illustrations though!
>>26452462Archivefags addition of choice images to the ebooks has been great. I caught up with them on my kindle and the character design illustrations where a nice bit of flavor. Sad Kharn lost the glasses of her earlier image. Also sad about bust inflation but thats a universal thing. The Kyoko reaction images borked my nutbladder with moe though.
>>26452524>sad about bust inflationSon, we need to talk.
>>26452524>Kharn's glassesI'm guilty of forgetting those a lot, but at least I'm not the only one!She also lost the Stein's Gate bangs after a while.
>>26452557yes. now holding hands
>>26452580>>26452580You bloody pervert.Freak.Scumbag.You filthy sack of shit
>>26452557My god...With the style I'm not even sure how lewd it is. But it's VERY lewd.(but yeah, holding hands now).
>>26452382>>26452476>>26452557Th...that writeup was a joke, guys...It was a joke......Did I create a real pairing? Is this going to be a thing now?Because I am all over that.
>>26452590>>26452597Hey, some of us are perverts, okay? At least I didn't ask for them to hold hands while cuddling clothed on a bed.>>26452609If we say yes will it become a non-joke?
>>26452609We need a plan b in case pink end wins.
>>26452609>I am all over thatWe noticed~
>>26452524You're not the only one that liked them, that's why I put them in to begin with.Although with how big the Ebook .rar is getting I might need to eventually split it at the recap or stop including the .docx version.
>>26452638This. This way nobody in the harem is alone.
>>26452642Very yes then.When Chiaki inevitably dies/gets lifted into MG heaven with reformed pinky, they can go on with each other. How romantic~!
>>26452620>hold hands while cuddling clothed on a bed.Fuck you
>>26452609Honestly the way you explained it makes perfect sense. I think Chiaki would be happy with it if she knew. People she cares about hare happy and keeps Pinky off their backs. No reason she can't join in if / when she gets better with the whole people and physical intimacy thing.
>>26452609it's the epilogue for when Murderface dies. and of course Midori wont die since she is the sidekick who needs to survive to remember her and Wendy will be there during the final battle because she also loves Murderface.
>>26452609It's cute. I have no problem with it so long as Chiaki's in the mix too
Deculture doesn't seem opposed to that outcome.
>>26452797"Hey Midori, have you seen my gun cleaning kit? I can't remember where I set it down."
>>26452797>>26452913"Oh right. On the night stand. Stupid insomnia." Then takes it and walks out, closing the door behind her. NBD. Chiaki should do a cover of "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me" given just how many people seem to get it on (or pretend to) with her around to see and/or hear
>>26453040Kharn of course being the keyboard player.
>>26452797". . ....There's smokes in the nightstand after you finish up. I'll be at Charle's."
>>26453082"Trying to get drunk. On water."
>>26452609I´m perfectly fine if it stays a joke. Stop listening to the HUE-Tards.
>>26453147Lots of those today I'm probably one of them
>>26453147What he said. It's fine so long as it stays as a joke
>>26452609The true form of the watermelon end.
>>26453482You do need a knife to open a watermelon.
>>26451297>You are Miki Sayaka, and you're very tired.I see what you did there, Deculture....And I am very worried.
>>26453510Or a few hundred rubber bands
>>26453147>>26453441Have you read the story in question?(http://pastebin.com/eYZvGJTe) I genuinely think It's be less HUE than some of the main story stuff. AKA nearly all the idol teasing / flirting.Though I think Mami being flat out straight is a good thing. She's always tacked on to a pair and it just doesn't feel right. Mami is mommy after all, and despite some wishing her a MILF, it'd compromise her relationship with the other girls. Of course some lust after her but everyone knows she's entirely not like that, letting her be far sweeter than would be normally comfortable in a situation where UST might pile up.>>26453482Red and green with spots of black. I approve of this nickname.