>>26478120

Call down "In a minute" and take a few minutes to collect our wits

>>26478120
>[ ]Call down ‘In a minute,’ take a few minutes to think things out

Lets see if we can pick things up normally without breaking them; maybe check ourself out in a mirror or reflection... just in case.


good to see you back Cosgrove

>>26478120
>inna minute!

The spider venom seems to have fixed our vision, might as well do a quick (and likely disappointing) check to see if it did anything else.

>attempt push-up.

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>>26478120
>[X ]Go downstairs and pretend everything is normal

it's no big deal, lets just keep putting one foot forward

>>26478120
>[ ]Go downstairs and pretend everything is normal
we need to talk to Gwen at school

and glad to see you're feeling a little better after last night Cos, there were a lot of douchebags out

>>26478120
>[x]Call down that you’re not feeling well, take the day off ‘sick’
If our powers flare up, it should be on our time, not in the middle of class.

>>26478276
Lets... lets just focus on PP quest tonight, huh?

>>26478120

Call down "In a minute"

Do we have a phone in our room? I think its a good time to call Gwen and see if she's noticed anything strange

>>26478120
>[ ]Call down that you’re not feeling well, take the day off ‘sick’
Also, call Gwen if the same thing is happening to her.

>>26478287

wat?

>[x]Call down ‘In a minute,’ take a few minutes to think things out
Lets not accidentally surprise our aunt and uncle.

>>26478287
I am. I'm talking about going to write on the chalkboard and punching a whole in it with super strength.
>>26478316
Shit kind of went down over permanent power cuts last time on Bleach Quest. Currently on hiatus.

>>26478120
Assuming its a weekday call out "In a minute Aunt May!" and get dressed before heading down for breakfast (can we identified it by smell?).

>>26478316
>>26478365
this >>26478287
was supposed to be at >>26478262

But anyway; how bout dem creepy crawlied?

>>26478365

Yeah but nothing in his post referenced that at all

Guys, we can talk about magic ghost swords when we meet Dr. Strange or Ghost Rider or something... lets keep focused.

>>26478120
>[X]Call down ‘In a minute,’ take a few minutes to think things out
>-You don't need them, but things will look suspicious if you don't have your glasses. Wear them, just look over them if you really need to see.

Yay! PP quest! I'm gonna read the rest in the morn! But fit now
"I'll be down in a minute!"

>Writing!

>>26478546
>Yay!

In before
>spider-blood
>spider-blood
>radioactive spider-blood

>>26478793
>radioactive spider blood
>not radioactive spider sperm
Yes thats an actual thing

>>26478825
They have sex by biting?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUtziaZlDeE

>>26478825
Only in that one spider TPB trying to crib the edgy of Frank's Dark knight returns

>[X]Call down ‘In a minute,’ take a few minutes to think things out

“In a minute, Aunt May!”

You call in response down at her before sighing. You need a few minutes to think things over, decide on what you do. Pausing, you look at your glasses and slip them on. Your vision blurs as you put them on, but you can blurrily make out things, barely.

Taking them off, you blink rapidly as your eyes adjust. Ugh, those are going to be a hassle, but you could possibly endure, if you need to.

Getting up, you walk over to the mirror you have in your room and a let out a low whistle. You’ve never been what could be called fit, but the body you’re staring at is muscular and toned. Not bulky like a bodybuilder but more lithe like a gymnast.

You quickly drop down and do a few push-ups. One of your toughest challenges is now as easy as pie to do!

You quickly get back up and look at yourself again in the mirror, looking closely. No extra eyes, no weird mutations, nothing out of the ordinary, barring your better physique.

You sit down at your desk and start compiling a list, quickly as to not get Aunt May worried, of things of note.

You pull out a piece of loose leaf and begin to make plans.

-Gwen. You have to talk with her, see what’s happened with her. Getting her number might not be a bad idea.

-Smythe. What is this guy up to? Other than the obvious of no good.

-Oscorp. How involved and knowing are they of what Smythe is up to?

-The Spider: What was it made for? Was it supposed to be able to do this?

Was there anything else? You glance at your backpack and freeze. Oh god, you were supposed to give Flash the answers to the remedial courses he’s taking today.

“Peter? Are you alright?”

Aunt May is calling again, from the base of the stairs.

>[ ]Go downstairs, pretend everything’s normal.
>[ ]”Sorry, running a bit behind! I’ll be down in a few!”
>[ ]Pretend to be sick, there’s no way you can head to school today!
>[ ]Write in

Rolled 15

>>26478958
masturbate, see if we shoot web

>>26478958
>[x]Go downstairs, pretend everything’s normal.
Flash can do his own damn homework.

>>26478958
Wear a long sleeved shirt today,
Go downstairs and have breakfast

>>26478958
>[ ]Go downstairs, pretend everything’s normal
Seems like we're feeling better and nothing... exceptionally weird has happened to our body.

>>26478958
>[x]Go downstairs, pretend everything’s normal.

> Getting [Gwyn's] number might not be a bad idea.

Dude, we're going to be spending a lot of time together in the near future, getting her number will be easy. Faking all the dating we'll need to do to explain us spending so much time together is going to be much harder.

>>26478958
>[ ]Go downstairs, pretend everything’s normal.
The longer Peter stays, the more Aunt May will get worried. So let's not worry her then.

>>26478958
>Taking them off, you blink rapidly as your eyes adjust. Ugh, those are going to be a hassle, but you could possibly endure, if you need to.
Cover story is that we've decided to try out contact lenses?

>>26478888
There was Spider-man comic where MJ gets radiation-induced cancer. Turns out it was from all the sex with Peter and his radioactive spider-semen.

>>26479026
this is way funnier than it has any right to be

>>26479026
I... wow.

People really hated MJ and Parker's relationship if they gave MJ cancer.

>>26479026
Tell me that was a fanwork and not a real Spidey comic.
>>26479047
Picture the Kent home during Clark's puberty. Picture all the tiny holes in the walls of his room from his Kryptonian Supersemen.

>>26479070
you bet it was a real comic

>>26478958
>Go downstairs, pretend everything's normal.
We cannot resist the siren sent of bacon.

>>26479026
Bendis I presume?

>>26478958
>Go downstairs, pretend everything’s normal.

>>26478958
>[X]Go downstairs, pretend everything’s normal.

>>26478958

Sorry, running a bit behind! I'll be down in a few!

Then check on facebook or the phonebook to get gwen's number. Call her up and ask if she's noticed anything strange

>>26479127
>>26479070
>>26479067
>>26479047
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man:_Reign

>Alright. So going with

>[ ]Go downstairs, pretend everything’s normal.

>roll me a fellowship check to convince Aunt May that everything's normal! (1d20+2) dc is 14

Rolled 11

>>26479314
Trolling.

Rolled 16 + 2

>>26479314
"Yes. Of course everything is fine, Aunt May."

Rolled 2 + 2

>>26479314

>>26479325
Haha, deception.

Rolled 11 + 2

>>26479314

Lets see some parker luck

>>26479325
we diplomancer nao

Rolled 9

>>26479314
What about Uncle Ben?

>>26479401
He'll just assume we were up to something harmlessly no good. Uncle Ben knows what's up.

>>26479401
He's too busy making rice to ask questions.

Rolled 4 + 2

>>26479314

Rolled 6 + 2

>>26479314

>>26479509
>>26479463

Read the rules guys, after the first 3 there is no point to rolling again.

Rolled 4 + 2

>>26479314

>>26479401
>Damn kids masturbating
>Still at least it proves Peter isn't asexual like I thought.
>Gay? maybe, but not Asexual.
>Kid seriously needs to grow some balls, maybe if I give him the power speech again?

Where is everybody?

>>26479779
theres nothing really to say
some people maybe a little hisitant to voice their opinion because of yesterday

>>26479812
What happened yesterday?

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>[ ]Go downstairs, pretend everything’s normal. DC:14
>18, success!

You quickly get ready and make sure to slip on a long-sleeved shirt before you put on your glasses and head over to the door. Carefully opening it, you make your way quickly but carefully down the stairs. At the bottom is Aunt May, who looks concerned at you.

“Peter, are you alright?”

Letting you glasses slip down you give her a sheepish grin. “Uh, yeah, Aunt May. Sorry, but I was just double-checking some notes for school. Y’know, considering I didn’t feel great yesterday.”

She lifts a hand to your forehead for a moment before pulling it away. “Well, no fever, so I suppose you’re clear to go to school, though I suppose I‘d have to tie you don‘t to keep you away even if you weren‘t. Hurry up and eat breakfast or else you’ll be late!”

You walk into the dining room before pausing and looking back at her. “Where’s Uncle Ben?”

She gives you a weak smile. “He’s got an early shift for a while, Peter. He’ll be a bit busy for a little while.”

Sitting down, you carefully grab your fork and begin digging in, savoring the taste. Aunt May’s scrambled eggs and bacon, can there ever be an equal? No, no there can’t. Nearby, the news in talking about something.

>(1/2)

>>26479837
#”Today is the day of Professor Reed Richard’s privately funded space mission. He and three other individuals will be going into space to study cosmic rays in the vacuum of space. You might recall his name from the diplomatic incident with the Heir apparent of he small country of-”#

You tune the news out as you glance over the top of your glasses at aunt May, who seems to be frowning over something. “What’s up? Something the matter?”

She shakes her head before putting the paper away in a drawer. You get a glimpse of other similar papers as she does so. She turns around before looking at the clock. “You’d better finish up and hurry getting ready, Peter.”

You notice that she’s trying to distract you, but she’s right. You’ll never make it in time if you don’t get ready now. Finishing the rest of your food, you run upstairs and hurriedly start getting ready. A quick shower, brush your teeth, grab you backpack, hide the paper you wrote on, give Aunt May a quick kiss on the cheek goodbye and hurry towards the bus stop.

You arrive at the bus stop, checking your watch . You still have a few minutes before the bus should show. Nearby is a newspaper stand.

>[ ]Wait patiently for the bus
>[ ]Buy a newspaper
>[ ]Try to write up Flash’s notes while you have a minute
>[ ]write in

>>26479818
everyone got buttmad because of a misscomunication and it got to point where Cos just left and put the quest on hiatus for a few days

>>26479818
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26460584/ there was a grand lack of excellence to one another

>>26479851
>[X]Try to write up Flash’s notes while you have a minute

>>26479779
Waitin' for Cos.
Outside of that, there's not much to talk about.
>>26479851
>[X]Buy a newspaper
Flash can deal with flunking out, we've got more important things on our mind.

>>26479851
>[ ]Try to write up Flash’s notes while you have a minute

Maybe use the "Enthusiastic Student" perk, if the assignment is easy.

>>26479767
>oh not the power speech again, you always give him the power speech
>and besides, I don't think he believes he has any power

>>26479851
>[ ]Buy a newspaper
make sure there's nothing to do with creepy scientists asking about mutations

>>26479851
>>[x]write in
Try to think of a way to get Gwen's number.

>>26479851
buy newspaper
we need as much info as we ccan get

>>26479852
>>26479865
Aah. Well, surely it was a fluke.
>>26479851
{X} Buy a newspaper. Anything about missing spiders or strange science experiments in the headlines?

>>26479851
>buy up a newspaper
uncle Ben did tell us that great power comes with great responsibility. we don't have great power, but we should still stay informed

>>26479851
>Try to write up Flash's notes

Might as well make things easier on us in the future.

>>26479851
>buy a newspaper
Flash tries to bug us again, we're athletic enough to dodge around him a bit now, he'll probably move on to someone easier to bully

>>26479779
Eh; the first Parker Quest was pretty slow going to. I imagine the readership will pick up once we start face fisting villains. Most quests start of with a slow burn anyway,
Or when someone mentions it to /co/.

>>26479851
Technically we can buy a newspaper and read it later, while writing up the notes now.

>>26479851
Lets try take care of Flashes papers real quick.

>>26479851
>buy a newspaper
fuck Flash

>>26479851
do the newspaper, ignore the douchebag's orders

>>26479894
>true, maybe I should talk to him about his father?
>No, I got it! Tell him his MIND is powerful?
>...nah, I'll just give him some boxing lessons.

>>26479851
newspaper

>>26480205
I wonder how long we can pull off normal before becoming spider man? What if GWEN becomes the hero, and we're her support?
Maybe we'll get tagged by the X-men?

>>26480239
crap didn't mean to quote

>>26480239
>Parker and Gwen weren't given powers by the spider, the bites just triggered their latent mutations

>>26480239
Ech; I was never really a fan of having Mutants and all that folded into the Marvel U. Doesn't really make sense as to why they'd be so hated.

>>26479851
[X] Buy a newspaper.
[X] Write up Flash's notes.

May's hiding something in the newspaper, and we don't need to start something with Flash until we know we won't accidentally break him (or reveal our condition).

>>26479851

Buy a paper.

>>26480284
Yeah, X-Men always felt a little self-contained. Mixing them with the rest of the Marvel Universe seems a little awkward, especially considering other superheroes never had to deal with the same social issues that they did.

>[ ]Buy a newspaper
>[ ]Try to write up Flash’s notes while you have a minute

You walk over to the stand and buy the newest issue they have. It’s from the Daily Bugle. Looking at the time, you fold up the paper and go back up to the bus stop. Sitting down on the bench there, you quickly pull out the notes and consider writing them but decide against it. Why should you have to do his work for him?

Closing your bag, you start looking through the newspaper. The top story seems to be about some sort of showy thief about to pull another heist. You’d heard about it before. There’s a thief whose reputation has been growing in popularity lately.

He leaves a calling card announcing what he’ll steal from the victim and when, giving the potential victim plenty of opportunity to guard against it, before somehow sneaking in and stealing it despite it. The Thief always leaves a calling card, too. A card with a cat printed on it in black, giving the Thief the nickname ‘The Black Cat.’

Seems like the newest planned victim is J. Jonah Jameson, owner of the news company The Daily Bugle, who is offering a reward to anyone who can catch the criminal before he strikes.

The next few pages seem to be about low level gangs on the rise and what to do to avoid them. There’s a few pages after that, but nothing really too interesting.

You close the paper and get on the bus, sitting next to Harry.

“Hey, Pete. Feeling better?”

You give him a grin. “Like a thousand bucks.”

He leans in, giving you a knowing grin. “So how was your day with Gwen Stacy?”

>[ ] W-What are you implying, Harry?
>[ ] Man, I wish I had gotten her number!
>[ ] You know it was nothing like that. She’s my rival, after all.
>[ ] Write in

>>26480371
>W-What are you implying, Harry?
>I do wish I'd gotten her number though. Need to talk to her about some things. Nothing like that, get your mind out of the gutter

>>26480371
"Yes...yes I did. Nothing like you implied was going on though."

>>26480371
>Man, I wish I had gotten her number
So I could make sure she's doing okay after being bitten by the mutant spider, and whether or not it gave her superpowers.

>>26480371

Man, I wish I had gotten her number!

We gotta play this shit cool

>>26480371
>[x] W-What are you implying, Harry?
Spaghetti time.

>>26480371
>[x] W-What are you implying, Harry?

>>26480371
"Oh you know, a few exchange of words here and there."

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>>26480371
>Closing your bag, you start looking through the newspaper. The top story seems to be about some sort of showy thief about to pull another heist. You’d heard about it before. There’s a thief whose reputation has been growing in popularity lately.

>He leaves a calling card announcing what he’ll steal from the victim and when, giving the potential victim plenty of opportunity to guard against it, before somehow sneaking in and stealing it despite it. The Thief always leaves a calling card, too. A card with a cat printed on it in black, giving the Thief the nickname ‘The Black Cat.’

>Seems like the newest planned victim is J. Jonah Jameson, owner of the news company The Daily Bugle, who is offering a reward to anyone who can catch the criminal before he strikes.

And so it begins.

>>26480371
>W-What are you implying, Harry?

Buccatini

>>26480371
>[ ] W-What are you implying, Harry?
How could we not Cosgrove?
Time for Pete to drop a few pounds of Spaghetti, then slip on it braining himself before drowning in it.
Let si floooooow...

>>26480439
Seconded

>>26480371
>He
>Black Cat
... I don't know if my boner could take it.

>>26480371
>[ ] Man, I wish I had gotten her number!

>"What's up with you, Pete? It's like you turned over a new leaf."
>roll Fellowship check

I'm totally fine with that.

>>26480532
Watch Spectacular Spider-Man.

>Writing!

>Also, while I enjoy using images for designs from it, this isn't the spectacular Spider-man universe.

So if we save JJ from being robbed whats the chance we can make him like spidey

>>26480688
>this isn't the spectacular Spider-man universe.
So we AREN'T gonna lose Gwen to Harry's manipulative douchery?
Good.
I'd hate to have to kill our best friend in a duel.

>>26480698
Spidey has saved JJJ many, MANY times over the years. It's never changed the man's opinion.

>>26480698
ahahaahha

He'll just ignore the beautiful woman and call us a liar trying to frame her.

>>26480709
of course not-we're going to lose Qwen to someone else's manipulative douchery. Maybe Uncle Ben's

>>26480718
Couple time made it worse

>>26480733
>implying Uncle Ben would cheat on Aunt May
You sir, are a cad.

>>26480718
So...maybe just let Black Cat rob him blind? We can catch her when she goes after someone less annoying.

>>26480753
>implying we aren't going to fuck up and get Aunt May killed instead of Uncle Ben

>>26480698
Is this nigga serious?
No it would make him seethe with hatred even f it IS our first mission.

>>26480688
Hmmm... so when the spaghetti overflows from our pockets Harry will either move in on Gwen thinking he's in the clear; or egg us both on in his own way. Or nothing.
Harry has way too many interpretations to pin down. One of the main reasons this quest appeals to me. There's a thousand ways things can play out and that's if we decided to railroad ourselves; let alone doing our own thing.

>>26480788
We're already in the blank parts of the map since Gwen got bit, too. I mean think about it, we're not gonna be alone learning this shit.
Unless the bite kills her.
Then we're gonna have to decide how far we're willing to go to make Smythe PAY.

>>26480787
Honestly, he'd probably be less troublesome in the long run. Less badmouthing us without knowing it and more complaining because we didn't smack the guy down hard enough.

>>26480778
>Black Cat robs him
>We stop him/ her/ it
>JJ catches us with the Jewels/ Gutonburg Bible/ Holy Grail/ Gold Mostache Trimmer/ whatever
>"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
>"What? No I just... I... aw... awww... AAAWWWWW!"
That Parker Luck

>>26480709
I wish you'd stop metagaming and talking about the comics. This always happens in quests based on existing fiction.

Pretend all other knowledge you have of spiderman doesn't exist. Meta discussion is bad. Including this, so this is the last I'll say.

>>26480824
Yep, that's sounds like him. Maybe we should just avoid the guy altogether.

>>26480821
Less "Make Smythe Pay" and more; "Investigate further while having a near crippling case of survivors guilt since it was our fault."

>Become super heroes
>Hook up with Gwen
>Married with Spiders

>>26480854
Only in Peter's mind. He *did* try to warn her away, but we failed the roll.

Admittedly, I wasn't upset by that, but IC he didn't cause it to happen.

I think having two people bitten by the spider was a mistake. It is now less interesting. I don't care about Gwen. Parker should be the only one with spider powers.

>[X] W-What are you implying, Harry?

Behind your glasses, your eyes widen in shock. In a quiet voice you nervously stutter out something. “W-what are you implying, Harry?!”

His grin widens as he wraps his arm around your shoulder and leans in. “C’mon, Pete, you can tell me. We’re friends, right?”

He grins widely as he continues, his voice low and full of humor and suggestion. “Honestly, its nothing to eb ashamed of. You and Miss Stacy are like the two smartest in school. You two would be cute together and I can totally embarrass you all the time. You can’t say you’re against the idea, can you?”

Flustered, you try to think of something to say. “W-well, I do wish I’d been able to get her number.”

You freeze as Harry’s grin widens at the unintended implications of your sentence as his arm around your shoulder turns into a one-armed hug. He uses his other hand to wipe away an imaginary tear, faking a sob.

“T-they grow up so fast! My best friend is interested in girls instead of pursuing his destiny of Wizardry! There’s hope I can corrupt you, yet, Pete!”

You gently shrug off his arm, face red with embarrassment, as you get up, the bus having arrived as Midtown High. Harry’s ribbing continue until he splits off to go to his locker. When you go to your and open it, getting ready for the day, you feel the hair on the back of your neck rise as you feel /something/ start to go off as a shadow looms over you.

Flash is there, giving you a smug grin. “So, puny Parker, where’s my answers you owe me?”

>[ ]Stand up to him. “I won’t help you anymore, Flash.”
>[ ]Run. Run now.
>[ ]Apologize and try to appeal to his good nature.
>[ ]Write in

>>26480882
>Only in Peter's mind.
Yes, that is how survivor's guilt works.

>>26480821
I hope it kills her. A quest for vengeance is more interesting than a quest for sex.

>>26480913
What about a quest for revenge sex

>>26480900
>>[X]Stand up to him. “I won’t help you anymore, Flash.
I'll make a willpower roll if i have too

>>26480900
>[x]Stand up to him. “I won’t help you anymore, Flash.”
It's a brand new day, folks.

>>26480900
"Sorry Flash, some stuff's come up, soI'm going to be too busy to do your work as well as mine. You're on your own pal"

>>26480900
Stand up to him.

>>26480900
>instead of pursuing his destiny of Wizardry!
... stop putting ideas of Spider Wizardry in me, Harry.

>>[ ]Stand up to him. “I won’t help you anymore, Flash.”
And the papers aren't done, so...

>>26480900
>[ ]Apologize and try to appeal to his good nature.
We're Peter Parker. There's no way we can fight; even if we are somehow more muscular... so we'll use the one thing he doesn't have: Brain power!

Also I love you Harry.

>>26480895

To be fair, it doesn't necessarily translate into powers. Could be a red herring.

>>26480900
>Stand up to him. “I won’t help you anymore, Flash.”
honestly we should have dont this when de-powered and got our asses kicked

>>26480900
>Write In
"I'd have done it but I got bitten by a spider yesterday and came pretty close to dying.

So maybe you can finally start using that brain of yours to do your own work and get some satisfaction in actually achieving something for once."

>>26480895
What you don't like buddy cop dramas? If it's not your cup of tea... well it's a shame really. I'd recommend seeing where it goes, but I can't stop you or force you.

>All these people wanting to fight Flash
WELP

>>26480932
I see why their are...issues. I just find it odd that the "mutants are evil" idea didn't spread to people like Spidey, who are pretty hard to tell from mutants from an outside perspective.

It just seems like a disconnect of sorts, but maybe I just don't know Marvel well enough.

>>26481006
not fight
stand up to, and then dodge so that he punche the wall a lot

>>26480998
Pretty sure we shouldn't mention the spider bite to anyone

>>26480900
stand up to Flash

>>26481020
Doesn't really apply to Spidey since he's an honerary mutant and citizens more often than not dislike him. for the most part in most iterations.

>>26480900

Apologize and try to appeal to his good nature

>>26481057
Oh, gotcha. Like I said, not all that familiar with Marvel. All I've got is movies, tv as a kid, and stuff off of the wiki.

>>26480961
Seconded

>>26481045
I didn't mention "The" spider bite. I mentioned "a" spider bite. We were in an arachnid exhibit. Guess what's in such exhibits? Venomous spiders. Several of which can kill. It's not a stretch at all.

>>26481094
Except only one of them got loose dipshit.

>>26481094
>Venomous spiders
Of which exactly how many escaped?

>>26481094
Do you really want to leave any of that up to fate. Especially Peter's fate.

>>26481094
>>26481119
I'm not really sure mentioning spiders at all is a good idea for the time being, but it's not like it had to happen there. We could have just caught by a Widow while going through some boxes or something.

>>26481125
Judging by what we overheard, just one. "find it" rather than "find them" I imagine if it was more than one it would have been full lockdown.

>>26480900
>[X]Apologize and try to appeal to his good nature.

>>26481163
Good thing too. We don't need an entire city of arachnid-people.

>Fighting F. Thompson
"Puny Parker! Flash Smash!"

>>26481183
>We don't need an entire city of arachnid-people.
Oh come one that would be awesome.

>>26481125
Who knows, there could be an entire Brown Recluse population in that museum that they would be unable to kill because of international law.

>>26481196
Considering how many would end up as villains...no. That would not be awesome.

>>26481196
>Awesome
Black widows

>>26481183
Worked well enough for the Spider Island arc a year or two back.

Also hoping for organic web shooters; and inherent mechanical genius to integrate gadgets and stuff into our outfit when/ if we get to that point

>>26481163
Yes, that was what I was trying to imply. We got bit by a spider yesterday, we got sick at the field trip yesterday, one spider escaped at the field trip yesterday...

It doesn't take a genius to connect the dots there.

>>26480900
>Apologize and try to appeal to his good nature.

Maybe offer to tutor him instead?

>>26481220
Iron spider

>>26481208
>an entire Brown Recluse population in that museum that they would be unable to kill because of international law
... wat

I curb stomp fiddlebacks all the time. Not because I hate spiders, but because they are spazes of the spider kingdom... spazes with loaded guns.

>>26481208
Wait, seriously? It's illegal to kill those fucks?

>>26481125
In Flash's mind? Zero. And just to point out, I never said where I just said "yesterday". That's an entire day to get bitten.

>>26481119
If you don't like it: /Outvote me/. Don't bitch at me for voting how I want to vote, it's not going to change anything.

How bout we start to stand up to him, then pussy out?

>>26481220
>organic web shooters
Hell no. The mechanical webshooters were COOL.

>>26481260
And then Gwen just DYNAMIC ENTRIES him in the face and demands to talk to us.

>Writing!

>>26480900
stand up to the bully
Time to make Ben proud, like we should have when he first started bullying us

>>26480895
To me it's interesting because it's new.

And gives a plausible explanation for Parker's life to head in a different direction.

>>26481208
Its illegal to kill brown recluses?
I never knew that.
I kinda wish we were allowed to make certain animals go extinct.

>>26481297
I prefer organic.

>>26481319
Agreed. Maybe keep some samples or a small population under lock and key in case we want to resurrect them later via breeding or cloning.

>>26481275
Ya nothing like running out of web fluid mid-fight or swing.
Organic all you have to do is eat a lot of protein.

Not to mention t drives the spider angle home a lot further.
At it's core without it all he has in increased strength, speed, pre-cognition and the ability to climb walls. He could be Anole-Man or Captain Cricket; the webbing integrated into his powers seals the deal at Spider-Man.

>>26481313
Especially if Gwen isn't just a female copy of spiderman, and has different powers in her expression of the bite.

>>26481340
Like Pandas.
Nature clearly wants them dead.

>>26481252
There is a reason Finland is listed as one of the places where Chilean Recluses live, They inhabit their natural history museum and because it is Finland the spiders can't go outside without freezing to death. That is why there is warnings about sticking your hands in dark places in that museum, home to the world's most deadly spider

>>26481313
Not to mention that it prevents us from getting into the whole "I can have the girl, or I can be spiderman" situation. Now it's "I can be normal, or I can get the girl...why am I even asking this?"

>>26481374
and hey, Gwen might not die quite so soon in this continuity. I mean her death is still guaranteed because Peter Parker, but she might last through at least college

>>26481258
>I never said where I just said "yesterday". That's an entire day to get bitten.
You mentioned the arachnid exhibit. It's where pretty much anyone's mind would go when talking about venomous spiders so recently after the visit, even a dumb jock's.

Even if telling Flash doesn't do anything, all it takes is him talking to someone who can connect the dots better and raise a fuss about you going to sit in the bus instead of going to hospital.

We can just say we got sick/'family emergency' (or tell him to fuck off instead, which looks like what's getting chosen anyway). There is no reason to even risk this, regardless of whether the risk is small or big.

>>26481374
Still, how many threads do you give it before we shove our costume in a trash can and walk away, declaring ourselves to be Spider-Man No More?

I'd say... 8.

>>26481362
Yeah...no. Pandas are no problem. They don't invade our homes and buildings and endanger our health and safety due to being dangerously poisonous.

I'm not good with letting a species go extinct for no reason, but preserving tiny home-invading death machines is not something I feel we need to worry about as much.

>>26481362
Pandas don't even want other Pandas

>>26481401
>You mentioned the arachnid exhibit.
In a non voting post yes. In the actual vote: NOPE.

>>26481407
We're /tg/. If we do that, it's because we've decided to switch names and/or upgrade to a new costume.

We aren't subject to the fickle whims of editors and authors who need to continue the story ad-infinitum to the point of denying Peter his (hopefully) happy ending until time itself ceases.

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>[X]Stand up to him. “I won’t help you anymore, Flash.”

“I don’t have them, Flash.”

The grin slides of off his face. “What did you say, Parker?”

“I don’t have them.”

He looks at you, upset and confused. “What, did you forget them or something? Well, if that’s the case, go get them.”

You close you locker and shake your head. “No. I’m not going to help you anymore Flash. I’m not giving you any more answers.”

He freezes as he grows angry, cracking his knuckles. You feel the bussing at the back of your head increase. “Wrong answer, Parker. What’ll it take for you to give me the right one?”

He moves to grab you but you dodge backwards out of his grasp. “I’m taking a stand, Flash. I won’t take your bullying anymore.”

Flash’s hands clench into fists, and angry look on his face with a vicious grin attached. The buzzing is still present. “Looks like I’m going to have to teach you a lesson, Parker. Don’t worry, I know better than to hit your face, that only raises questions from the teachers.”

>[ ]Fight back, literally
>[ ]Run
>[ ]Call for help
>[ ]Write in

>>26481487
>[x]Fight back, literally
If he's leaning forward like in the pic, he's wide open for a jab straight to the chin.

>>26481487

Fight back!

>>26481487
>[ ]Write in
Evade and "dance" around his attacks.
Let him punch lockers and hard surfaces.
>"Why are you hurting yourself?"

>>26481487
get near to the walls and dodge all his punches. Metal lockers and cement walls will hurt him more than our puny fists

>>26481487
Run like a little bitch

>>26481487
>[x]Lets us dance the dance of dodging

>>26481487
Continue to stand ground.

Don't hit him back at all, just dodge his blows.

If he grows confused, just say that after years of this, we finally learned how not to get beat up by him.

>>26481516
Going to go with this.
People Vs People? No one wins, everyones hurt.
Person Vs Wall? Wall Wins. Every damn time.

>>26481487
>[ ]Run
>[ ]Call for help

I know how these kind of fights end. Always being the one getting the blame.

>>26481487
"Want me to turn the other cheek, Flash? Because I know which bun you can kiss."

He's not mad enough. Taunt him harder.

>>26481487
>[x]Write in
Keep evasive, try to slap blows away from us, but make no move to attack him.

>>26481487
Stand our ground, but trick him into punching walls and shit. The human hand is made up of teeny tiny bones that break very easily. I learned that the first time I broke my hand punching someone in middle school.

>>26481447
>We were in an arachnid exhibit. Guess what's in such exhibits? Venomous spiders. Several of which can kill. It's not a stretch at all.
>It's not a stretch at all.
Mentioned as a reason why getting bitten isn't implausible, which means you expect Flash to figure that much out, or tell him ourselves.

Regardless, it didn't happen, so let's get back on topic.
>>26481487
[x]Run
Trying to run away is in character with our scrawny nerd old-self. Winning a fight against someone bigger is not.

>>26481487
Angle ourselves so Flash's fist hits us in the face.

That's the kind of thing that can get you put on probation.

>>26481487
Catch his fist, twist his arm.

"I'm sorry Flash, but I can't play your game anymore. Besides, I don't want to to ruin your future by missing out on your education."

>>26481487
>"And starting a fight in a hallway with witnesses won't?"
>Perry/ dodge/ defensive fighting since we have no idea what we're doing the only thing we CAN do is to try and not get hit.

>>26481487
dodge
Flash destroys all the school property
"You've lost this battle"
"You're crazy! You haven't thrown a single blow!"
"No, but you have"

Cosgrove, got a question. Are you double-checking any ones that people roll in a word document before you count them? I assume you've heard recently about how the dice here can be cheated without it looking like they've been cheated, but I want to know before I get into a quest where Parker Luck is increased by rolling 1's. trolls are an insidious and potentially fatal lot.

>>26481562
Nah don't bother tricking him.

He probably doesn't need the help.

>>26481487
>Dodge

Don't try to trick him into aiming for any walls.

Instead, try and draw it out as long as possible.

The longer this lasts, the greater the chances a teacher sees what's happening.

>>26481619
Maybe just casually maneuver him towards the principal's office while he's berserk?

>>26481593
I examine the ones that are rolled, yes. I make sure no funny shenanigans are going on that i don't approve of.

>mfw I look like most cartoon iterations of Flash
You gunna get it Parker; you can only be Spectacular for so long...

>>26481487
Dodge

>>26481593
>>26481643
>Are you double-checking any ones that people roll in a word document before you count them

How does using word help you cheat 4chan dice? How do you check for it?

New issue of Superior got uploaded tonight. It's on /co/ in a sticky.

>>26481534
this guy
add my vote to this
>>26481638

>>26481638
Is the principles last name Coulson?

>>26481700
I know, I read it while waiting for trades of it to come out. I'm more excited for the Superior Spider-man vs Agent Venom fight that's going to happen in the future.


>Seems like dodging, with some people wanting to taunt him?

>If so, alrighty, will write.

>First, though, roll me an agility test. (1d20+5) dc is 14.

Rolled 20 + 5

>>26481733
Spidey Dodge!

Rolled 6 + 5

>>26481733

>>26481724
it'd better be
Spidey and Gwen be Avengers this time

Rolled 9

>>26481733
Three times faster.

>>26481570
If we starts a fight, we'll get in trouble and uncle Ben will get killed while we're in detention

>>26481747
Spidey stronk

Rolled 18 + 5

>>26481747
Well done, Mr Ork.

>>26481747
We're untouchable, and have another Spectacular point.

Rolled 2 + 5

>>26481733

This is gonna be good

Rolled 15 + 5

>>26481724
Oh man I hope so.
Best.
Mentor.
Ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAMgkpQYOSQ
>>26481733

>>26481747
>Wow, well done! You will have another Spectacular Point come the next post!

>Now, would you kindly roll me a fellowship test for your taunting? (1d20+2)

>>26481774
Wait, that means for Flash to beat us he has to learn to touch the untouchable. The only leads to breaking the unbreakable and seeing the invisible. We don't need another Superboy Prime!

Rolled 17 + 2

>>26481798

SOCIAL LINK TIME

Rolled 3 + 2

>>26481798
Taunting is Fellowship? Interesting...

Rolled 20 + 2

>>26481798
Might get tricky this time. Pete's not so verbose.

Rolled 1 + 2

>>26481798
Lets
Get
Dan... Spectacular

Rolled 14 + 2

>>26481798

Rolled 7 + 2

>>26481798

dc?

Rolled 2, 7 + 2 = 11

>>26481798

All the taunting.

"Would you like me to turn the other cheek? Because I know which side of my ass you can kiss."

>>26481817
What's Parker Luck again?

>>26481817

Ahahahahaha fuck yeah, we just maxed out our Spectacular points!

>>26481835
DON'T TEMPT FATE YOU FOOL!

>>26481817

But spiderman's most attractive feature is that he's a smart ass in the middle of his fights. My favorite part of the amazing spiderman movie was that his mouth while fighting the Lizard was so well done and like the books.

>>26481835
well now wer'e getting 3 1s next roll

>>26481817
We must the be alternate universe where Peter actually has some good luck.

>>26481817
Dude, dodging and shit-talking is what Peter Parker is all about.

And this quest is clearly reflecting that.

>>26481818
I'm glad that didn't count.

>>26481818
You cheeky fucker

>>26481856
"Do you EVER shut up?!"
"Sorry, no. My fans demand a certain volume of quipage per fight."

>>26481692
>>26481643

It's been recently discovered that if you copypaste items from word or other processors into the dice roller it doesn't recognize the extraneous bits. so, 1d1-00, if copypasted from word, will turn up as 1d100 if examined through the inbound links, even though it's 1d1. you have to copypaste it back into word to see how it really was.

It was discovered in a Meta-Quest thread. it was 15 or 16, I think. you can probably find it on sup/tg/, if they haven't made it into a screenshot yet.

>>26481733
I haven't followed Agent Venom after the first three issues; lost touch with it, but I'm expecting good things.

And that issues... superior.

>>26481937
>"And if I don't meet my quote they might team me up with Wolverine again or something."

>>26481968
Oh, alright. It's been reported to /q/?

Don't forget to archive guys!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Peter%20Parker%20Quest

Need to crash for the night; thanks, had fun

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>dodge and taunt
>20, 20, successes!

You quickly calculate an idea. You don’t’ dare raise a hand against him, why not make him do it himself? Smirking, you step back closer to your locker as he advance.

“I’m surprised, Eugene, I wasn’t aware you were smart enough to teach!”

He growls at you and swings, the buzzing at the back of your head intensifying. Stepping to the left, quickly, you hear him give a grunt of pain as you hear the clang as his fist slams into the metal of the locker.

“I thought you were our school’s football star, kinda sad you can’t even him puny old me.”

He growls as you retreat some more, putting your back to another wall. As he moves in to attack again, the buzzing once again alerts you. Getting the handle of your ‘first alert’ system you’ve seemed to gained, you use it to lead him around, dodging his blows as he slams his fists with increasing rage into school property, but not you.

“Stand still and take it like a man, Parker!”

As you dodge another blow, you give him a cheeky grin. “Sorry, my Uncle warned me from taking anything from big, dumb brutes.”

Frenzied, he charges at you only for you to dodge again, only to see Gwen standing in his path. Trying to warn her, you see her glance up and freeze but before he slams into her, you see her tense up and react. She steps to the side and trips him, before taking his arm and twisting it behind his back, staring coldly down at him.

“Try anything like that against me, or Peter, and I’ll see to it that I tell my father exactly what you just tried right now. He’s not a kind man to people who try to assault his daughter.”

Flash scowls before rubbing at his arm and walks off, muttering. Gwen looks at you, giving you a nod of acknowledgement.

“Good morning, Peter.”

>Peter Parker Quest, Issue #2 End
>To be continued

>sorry, have to call it way early tonight. Internet is on the fritz. Posting this when I have a connection for the moment.

>>26482201
And just like that we've learned the fundamentals of being Spider-Man.

>>26482254
Dodge, Quip, now we just need the Thwip.

>>26482201
Good luck with your internet problems. See you soon. Thanks for another great thread.

Dodge, Dip, Duck, Dive, and Dodge?

>>26482303
Pretty sure Flash becomes a decent guy later on. Also, she didn't really save us as much as join in.

>>26482322
if we Coulson can't be our mentor, we'll have to turn to Patches

Archive it, True Believers.
I don't have the wit to make an entertaining enough description.

Also, on what action should we first use our Spectacular Point in the future?

And regarding the mechanics, if we ever need to roll for an action where we use a spectacular point (+8), and it involves both our Int stat (+3) and Engineering talent (+2), would the roll look like this?

>"1d20+8+3+2"

Or is it up to Cosgrove on how the roll should proceed?

>>26482730
>on what action should we first use our Spectacular Point in the future?
Asking Gwen out and not dropping spaghetti?
I mean it's not a practical or smart use of it, but it seems in-character for the lonely teenager with the crush on the seemingly unattainable girl.

>>26482730
posting from phone here. You're also forgetting the +2 from it being science based, but it would end up 1d20 + total overall modifiers, which is what I'd tell you to roll.

>>26482792
Is she seemingly unattainable?

That sounds more like Mary Jane.

>>26482851
We're a nerdy high school student.
ALL girls are seemingly unattainable.

>>26482851
smart, pretty, kong fu grip, daughter of police chief. Would be unattainable except we bonded over deadly spider of awesome

>>26482840
Quick question, did Captain America, Namor, the Human Torch, and a bunch of less popular mystery men do a bunch of heroic stuff in the 1940s, only to kind of fizzle away?

>>26482879
that's a question I've already thought about. Some of them,yes for sure, but I've put introducing them on ice for now.

>>26482792
See, the problem with being at max of a randomly attainable resource, is that all future points are wasted unless we use the "top" one. So we might as well use them for trying to attain goals as quickly as they come up. At this time, asking Gwen out will be very important if we want to keep up with how she's dealing with all of this (and of course keep her from outing us) so obviously it makes good practical sense, especially if we don't have many other important rolls to make between then and now.

Good thread, Cosgrove.
I notice you're not making us roll while we vote anymore. Any particular reason for that?

>>26483083
That and she got bit too. So unless we want to deal with an evil Spider-Girl maybe we should figure out how to give her the D.

>>26483183
I don't think Gwen has it in her to be evil.

>>26483192
True. Peter kinda does, though. At least in 616 and ultimate.

>>26483192
All I am saying is usually people go insane and evil when they get superpowers in marvel or they get killed in short order. With Peter things are usually less optimistic.

>>26483241
Unless the reason you got superpowers is tied to people who are already evil, in which case you become good.

And then fade into obscurity only to die ignobly in some big summer event.

>>26483292
Well yeah if your a main character, or a side villain, but Electro was just an electrician who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

>>26483346
That's what I'm saying.

If it was purely an accident, or better yet, your own damn fault, then you'll probably become crazy evil.

But if it was due to the nefarious machinations of a criminal mastermind, you'll become a hero out of spite.

>>26483435
Oh well then there were a large number of guys who got powers from badguys only to end up as their henchmen or petty thugs. Hell Black Cat although significantly less on the evil end of things is still a Supervillain and she got her powers from evil people doing evil things to her or her family.

>>26482333
Iirc in Amazing Spiderman he becomes a nice guy after he returns from his tour of duty in Vietnam, I really liked Flash after that.

Also, could anyone tell me what schedule PPQ is on?

>>26483558
Unknown, though Cosgrove's twitter posts the schedule.

Handle is questop.

>>26483558
Trying for every other day right now, but it isn't solid yet.

>>26482840
> posting from phone
Dammit, your internet sucks something fierce.

>>26482201
Gwen is off limits now. Kind reminder that some spiders bite off the heads of the males.

>>26483164
Probably to prevent us from altering the vote once one option gets a 1 or a 20.

>>26486402
Pretty good idea really.

Also I find myself enjoying this quite a lot so far; it's got the feel of a small homy sort of group and quest. Very humble. I like that.

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>>26482930
I see what you did there.

>>26487552
>>26482930
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS-

>>26482870
Maybe we should visit a barber next thread to look less like a a turbonerd.

I just realized one of the reasons this is Peter Parker Quest and not Spider-Man Quest.

We heard that Smythe will probably want to kill anyone who got bitten by the spider.

So leaping around town making a spectacle of ourselves, while wearing a spider themed costume seems a bit...

I mean are we up for turning ourselves into bait right off the bat?

>>26491116
>I mean are we up for turning ourselves into bait right off the bat?
Probably not.
Maybe one of the girls will be the "real" spiderman.

>>26491116
probably not
we should be smart about it-no themes or design patterns-just a red and/or blue costume complete with facemask. The people will choose our name

Holy hell how is this still here?!

>>26491251
... that's a good point. That said; we could always roll this like The Question would and just investigate further.
If we where the only ones in the exhibit when the spider was out and the doctors somehow are able to get our names (like if we had to sign in to see it) we might be in trouble.
It's still pretty unlikely though.

>Hmm, I've got tomorrow off and nothing better to do, maybe I'll see what's on the /tg/ catalog-

You're still alive?! Well now, I think I know what I'm going to do today.

>>26494628
Peter Kurosaki Quest?

Also hyped; loving the more relaxed pacing of PPQ.
Hope you enjoy your day off!

>>26494628
yes!

>>26494771
oh gods no.
if those two Quests meet, everything will die

>>26495795
Which would be more disastrous, class trip to Japan, or to America?

>>26494628
how is this still alive ?!

>>26496037
Because it never hit bump limit and people kept posting over course of several hours?

>>26496023
probably America
Peter and Gwen meeting Ichigo gives them both terrifying ideas and might make Spidey a Shinigami
Ichigo abd co. in the U.S has those risks plus Ichigo+friends+battle harem probably fighting the Avengers. And X-men. And all the supervillans. And Kisuke befriending Tony Stark

>>26495795
Dr. Strange vs. Soul Society.

>>26496200
we need a drawfag on this