Oh fuck off already.

>>26500386
>[X]No, I’m free.

>>26500386
[x]No, I’m free.

WE can call Aunt May and Uncle Ben later

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>>26500386
>Flash scowls before rubbing at his arm and walks off, muttering
Yep, a good asschewing from Hartman will do that boy good.
>>26500386
>[x]No, I’m free.

>>26500386
>[x]No, I’m free.
This is important enough to MAKE time for.

>>26500386
>[ ]No, I’m free.

>>26500386
>[X]No, I’m free.

>Peter Parker Quest: Superlate Edition

I'm on to you Cos, trying to sneak quests past me by dangling the sweet carrot that is sleep in front of me, just waiting for me to take the bait.

I'm not falling for that again.

>>26500386
>Not sure, better check with Uncle Ben and Aunt May

Because Peter Parker is still a massive nerd

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>>26500541
Look at me, forgetting my mildly displeased image in my haste to verbally express my mildy displeasure.

>>26500583
>>26500541

Damn, you're onto me. Oh well, can only start writing!

>>26500386
>>[ ]No, I’m free.

"I.. Think I know what you want to talk about.. We should exchange numbers."Give her a nervous smile, and start to pull your phone out.. to hand it to her.

>that feel when this might end with superior end where doc ock steals your body and kills you twice in a row

>>26500386
Now is she wearing her glasses in a similar fashion?

Or is she not wearing them at all?

>>26500834
what a gift, some guys give a nice cigar, a watch, but no not you, I get a dead Peter Parker Thanks for the bday wishes my friend!

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>>26500834
Eh, though it'd suck for us, there's some potential fun to be had with that.

>>26500928
>she looks completely normal, and doesn't seem to be having a problem with her glasses.

>>26500962
Interesting.

>>26500943
well happy birthday m8
at least you arn't in the ultimate universe which is about to get eaten in its interety by a fusion of ultimate and regular galactus. i can't even make this shit up

>>26500962
Looks like the spider used most of its venom on Peter, giving Gwen a significantly smaller dose?

Or she's better at this than we are/eyes weren't as bad in the first place.

>>26501000
While I would be happy that that shitheap is dying, that implies it could actually manage to infect 616. And THAT is a terrifying thought.

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>[ ]No, I’m free.

You pause, searching for anything that would stop you from having this important discussino with her, but you can think of nothing. You shrug.

“Sure, I’m free. What’s the plan?”

Gwen pauses mid-step and looks contemplative as you stop and wait with her. When she continues walking, she glances over at you, looking contemplative. “Well, I’d say one of our houses, but I’m pretty sure my Dad would be there, ready to interrogate any boy I brought home, even if he has to work.

“Do you have any preferences? If you can think of anything, just let me know after class, alright?”

As flashes you a smile and you nod dumbly, following her into the classroom. After you sit down in your seat, you look at the clock. Only two minutes until class starts, so that means any time now…

“Hey there, kiddos! Are you all ready for today?!”

Mr. Lee opens the door, smiling widely at the class. He’s wearing his usual beige sweater, khaki pants and sunglasses, looking as cheerful as ever, despite the fact he‘s getting on in his age and his hair has grayed. Honestly, he’s probably the only teacher here that really enjoys his job. Opening up his briefcase, he grins at you all.

“Well, we just wrapped up our last chapter on chemistry, so I thought we’d have ourselves a Pop Quiz!”

He hands out the papers and you glance down at it.

>Pass the Chemistry Quiz! DC: 15
>Roll Intelligence plus modifiers! (1d20+7)

Rolled 12 + 7

>>26501078
Has our intellect betrayed us?

Rolled 7 + 7

>>26501078

Rolled 9 + 7

>>26501097
Nope

Rolled 20 + 7

>>26501078
Did we let the power get to our head?

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Rolled 15 + 7

>>26501078
>our teacher is Stan Lee
Pic related.

>>26501137
is the art teacher named Kirby?

>>26501078
Quick question, how does Spidey-Sense work? I got the gist of the rules in the pastebin, but I'm curious as to how you handle mild-strong precognition

Rolled 8 + 7

>>26501156
Are the Principal and Superintendant named Shuster and Siegel?

>>26501180
are the Janitors Quesada and DiDio?

>>26501078
as long as he marks the test and adds excelsior at the end i will be happy

>>26501170
>Quick question, how does Spidey-Sense work? I got the gist of the rules in the pastebin, but I'm curious as to how you handle mild-strong precognition

Basically, right now it's a buzzing at the back of your head. It will automatically kick in whenever there's any danger nearby. Right now, you can't really tell from where though. There's no rolls for it needed, and its basically somethnig that will happen automatically and I will make not of it.

>>26501199
>Quesada

I think you mean sewer maintenance worker
Whenever the Lizard goes under, he seems to find ol' Quesada and fling him into the sewer water

>>26501199
>implying Quesada wasn't committed to a psych ward for threatening harm to one "Mary Jane Watson" if she didn't break off her relationship with one "Peter Parker"
>it should be noted that Miss Watson and Mister Parker have never met

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>>26501199
>Weisman shows up as a Question-like character, making all types of seemingly crazy predictions and claims that have some way of turning out to be true

>>26501137
>>26501097
Good, at least /that/ isn't all WRONG WRONG WROOOOONG.

>>26501335
No need to freak out now.

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>>26501366
There's EVERY need to freak out.

>Dc:15, result 19, pass!

You didn’t study, but you didn’t need to, either. You’re a sponge for anything science related. So you pass the test with easy. You turn over the Quiz and rest your hand in your head. Mr. Lee seems to be looking at something on his computer while glancing over at the class periodically.

After another fifteen minutes, he calls for time and collects the Quizzes. As he passes you, he pats you on the shoulder and grins as you look at him. “Mr. Parker, could I have a minute of your time after class?”

You pause before nodding. “Sure, Mr. Lee.”

He gives you his trademark grin. “Spectacular!”

He collects the rest of them and walks up to the front of the room, clapping his hands once for attention. “Well, my true believers of science, I’m so sure that you’ve done well that I’m going to give you the rest of the class as a study period! Just don’t get too rowdy!”

You glance over at Gwen, who seems to be busy reading a large book, though you’re not sure on what, before thinking about things. Where should you go to have your talk with Gwen?

>[ ]The Library
>[ ]Your house
>[ ]write in

>>26501477
the library

>>26501477
I'd say our house for potential hilarity.

>>26501477
>[x] A restaurant.

>>26501477
The library sounds a bit quiet - easy for someone there to overhear. Why not go to a nearby park?

>>26501477
over lunch

>>26501477
>[ ]The Library
>[ ]Your house
>[x] The Coffee Bean

>>26501477
Hmm... Meet Mr. Lee after class, but we also need to talk to Gwen after school.

>[ ]write in
Park or cafe could work.

>>26501477
Book store if there is one. A customer probably won't be asked many questions.
Especially if its one with one of those cafes.

>>26501477
>[x]Your house
Potential for Aunt May or Uncle Ben induced awkwardness? Now this is just impossible to pass up.

>>26501477
[X]The Library
Always the library.

>>26501477
>[ ]The Library
It makes the most sense for Pete after I don't think he's going to be able to invite a girl over without loosing copious amounts of pasta every step of the way.

>>26501477
>>[x]Your house
Time for some SPECTACULAR Teasing from your aunt and uncule.

>>26501477

Gotta go with Parker's house. We'll be getting one of Uncle Ben's speeches yet..

>>26501529
We can even have a newspaper to hold in front of us in a totally inconspicuous manner!

Perfect.

>>26501477
House.

>>26501477
Your house

>alright, slim majority want to go with house, so writing.

>>26501704
I am sure this will in no way lead to the death of a loved one.

>>26501704
Spectacular Points are at the ready too.
I'm Spider Sensing triple fellowship checks here.

Strange how much calmer it is than bleach quest in here,

maybe because theres less people
maybe because theres less /a/

>>26501737
>implying there is any chance.to evade the despair that's coming

You knew what you signed up for.

>>26501830
True, all we have to do is live long enough and we will watch them die.

>>26501830
We'll be that Parker that keeps his Ben and gets rich and wears Spidey Armour and has a Spidey-Bot and who's dimension is used to stop Spidey-Carnage

>>26501867
We can buy off Parker Luck by spending Spectacular Points, though.

>>26501875
Then we'll go first because of a fumble.

>>26501747
GIVE HER THE SPIDER D!

>>26501477
Going with the house, which will be my final piece of input tonight
Good luck fellow questers, try not to get Gwen killed
Cos, keep up the awesome work, here's hoping the other ride in your theme park's up and running again soon
Eastfag out

>>26501875
The thing is... I don't think Parker Luck has a hard-cap like Spectacular Points.
So at some point, we may be accruing more PLs that SPs.

>[x]Your house

Well, while there’s many places you could go, it’d probably be best to go to your house. Aunt May and Uncle Ben would more than likely give you your privacy. You resolve to ask Gwen over to your house.

You swallow nervously, trying to focus on other things, to busy yourself and not focus on that.

When class finally comes to an end you walk over to Mr. Lee, who sits at his desk, drinking a cup of coffee from his thermos, holding up a finger to gesture for you to wait a moment. After he finishes the cup, he screws it back on to his thermos and smiles at you.

“Mister Parker, good! So, first thing’s first.”

He opens his briefcase and hands you a piece of paper with information on it. it’s a recommendation for you from Mr. Lee. “I’m not sure how good my name is these days, but that should be helpful for you. Have you thought about any colleges? If not, you should start on it. You have this year to do it. Wait too long and it’ll be too late.”

You stare down at the recommendation in shock, before turning towards your teach and giving him a smile. “Thank you, Mr. Lee.”

>(1/2)

>>26501737
>>26501830
Probably not, but I would've liked not to spill.spaghetti in the process.

>>26501977
He shakes his head. “Not at all, Mister Parker. My duty is to make sure you all get the opportunities you need to get ahead in life. And you’re just oozing with talent that shouldn’t go to waste. Which brings me to my next point. Would you be interested in taking a position as a tutor?”

He holds up a finger again as he continues. “It’ll be on your record for Midtown High and it’ll look good on your transcripts. More than that though, you’re a good kid, which is why I’m asking you first.

“There’s a student that attends here that doesn’t have the best attendance record because of medical reasons. It’s nothing contagious, but his reports he turns in have begun to drop behind and his father has requested a tutor for him.

“I don’t need an answer today, but would you be willing to think about it?”

>[ ]Sure, I’d be glad to.
>[ ]I’ll think about it, Mr. Lee
>[ ]Sorry, I’m going to have to pass, Mr. Lee
>[ ]Write in

>>26501986
Pass.

>>26501986
>[x]I’ll think about it, Mr. Lee

>>26501986
>[ ] I’ll think about it, Mr. Lee.
We'll ask details about the student in need, see if we can clear a schedule, before we decide.

>>26501986
>[ ]I’ll think about it, Mr. Lee
I'd love to help him, but there's a chance some important personal stuff might be happening with me. I wouldn't want to commit and have to back out;can I give you an answer sometime next week?"

Rolled 47

>>26501986
>>[ ]I’ll think about it, Mr. Lee
give me the info

>>26501986
[X]Sure, I’d be glad to.
The Nerd side of the Force is the key to many career options some would consider highly lucrative.

>>26501986
>[ ]Sure, I’d be glad to.

Can't say no to Mr.Lee

>>26501977
Oh thank god he already has coffee.

>>26501986
>>[ ]I’ll think about it, Mr. Lee

maybe, kinda depends on schedules and stuff

inb4 its Flash

>>26501986
Think about it

Parker's got a lot on his table at the moment, committing to something like this now probably isn't the best idea

>>26501986
>>[ ]I’ll think about it, Mr. Lee
Maybe, if other things don't get in the way.

>>26501986
Parker luck says this is a bad idea
Parker morality says to do it
I pass on voting entirely

>>26501986
>I’ll think about it, Mr. Lee
gotta figure out if this weird spider bite's going to kill us or if it just makes us awesome

>>26501986
Can we ask more detail though, like what's his name?

>>26502245
I don't see why we couldn't.

"So before I say yes to this I'd like to know who you have in mind?"

I mean this could be Harry, he always sucked in Chemistry.

>[X]I’ll think about it, Mr. Lee

You frown. Normally you’d jump at such a chance but until you know if that spider bite isn’t going to kill you, it’d be better to wait. At least until after talking with Gwen.

“I’ll think about it, Mr. Lee. Who is this student, anyway?”

Mr. Lee pours himself another cup of coffee. “That’s fine. Take a day o two to consider it. The student is Mister Felix Hardy. He’s a quiet student that doesn’t come too often. You might recall him?”

You try to think about it, but you do recall someone named that. Rather quiet and never attended gym. Kinda disappeared after a while, so you though he must’ve dropped out. Still you can’t recall much more than that.

“A little. Never really met him.”

Mr. Lee nods before glancing at the clock. “Whoa, better hurry My. Parker, don’t want to be late for your next class!”

You glance at your watch and nod, hurrying out the door as Mr. Lee waves goodbye. You hurry to the class and focus on taking notes but you have two thoughts in mind. The first is of Gwen and you and your meeting. The second is of Mr. Lee’s offer.

You think about them, your body on autopilot until you feel someone shake you on the shoulder. It’s Harry. “Hey, Pete, you in there?”

You give him a grin. “Yeah, I was just thinking.”

He pulls you by the arm. “Well think about it later, its time for lunch!”

You’re dragged to the cafeteria by Harry ad after dealing with the lunch lines, you sit down staring at the school lunch as Harry grins over at you. “So, what’s got you all braindead, Pete?”

>[ ]Mr. Lee offered me a tutoring position
>[ ]I’m going to invite Gwen over to my house tonight.
>[ ]It’s nothing important, Harry.
>[ ]write in

>>26502369
>[X]Mr. Lee offered me a tutoring position

>>26502369
>>[ ]Mr. Lee offered me a tutoring position

how much can we lift now?

>>26502369
>>[ ]Mr. Lee offered me a tutoring position
then
>>[ ]I’m going to invite Gwen over to my house tonight

>>26502369
>[ ]Mr. Lee offered me a tutoring position
>[ ]I’m going to invite Gwen over to my house tonight.

He's our friend so say both

>>26502369
>[ ]Mr. Lee offered me a tutoring position

Ask him if he knows Felix Hardy while we're at it.

>>26502403
well, in the comics, Spider-man can lift about 10 tons

Cosgrove has final say on that matter though

>[X]Mr. Lee offered me a tutoring position

>>26502437
well thats spiderman in a year or two, plus for the most part he holds back to not kill anyone

>>26502369
>[x]I’m going to invite Gwen over to my house tonight.

>>26502369
Black Cat's brother or something?

Oh well

>Mr. Lee offered me a tutoring position

>>26502475
No... rather here Black Cat is a reverse trap!

>>26502497
that is my fetish

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Felix Hardy you say? Well then.

>>26502497
Black Cat is always older than Spidey, it's one of the rules of Marvel. And we'd be tutoring someone younger than us

>Writing

>>26502510
I think its for the best I forgot who that was.

>>26502369
It's probably better not to talk about inviting Gwen over until we actually do it.

Wouldn't want to be presumptuous or invite misunderstanding.

>>26502497
That is a rather frightening thought

>>26502369
>[ ]Mr. Lee offered me a tutoring position
no need to spread rumors about us and Gwen-might piss her off

>>26502653
Just wait until "he" lets his chest out.

I have no idea how Felicia would ever be able to contain those massive tits of hers enough to pass as a boy, but when she eventually lets them out it will be spectacular

>>26502497
this begs the question, if so then why?

>>26502676

Everyone is neglecting the possibility that Felix might be a dude.

My face when his MOTHER was the original black cat.

>>26502722
So... Parker bags a MILF?
I can see that happening
But /ss/ seems a bit risque

>>26502784
Parker is too old for /ss/ at this point.

>>26502722
I kind of hope not

My personal goal in this quest is to hook Peter up with Felicia, and that would be kind of awkward if she's twice his age.

>>26502676
Oh crossdressing Hardy.

That strangely hits my interests very much.

She can always wrap them with wrapping or something

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>[ ]Mr. Lee offered me a tutoring position

“Well, first of all, Mr. Lee offered me a tutoring position. I’m not sure if I should take it.”

Harry raises an eyebrow at you. “Why’s that? Seems like it’d be something you’re good at. Don’t like the person you’d have to tutor?”

You shake your head. “No, not at all. The student’s Felix Hardy, apparently he’s always out with a medical condition or something. I don’t really know him, do you have anything on him Harry?”

Harry closes his eyes and leans back humming slightly. “Let’s see… Hardy, Hardy… Ah, Hardy!”

He leans forward, opening his eyes and pointing at you. “I remember him. I sat next to him last year, when he was present. He’s rather polite and well spoken, but doesn’t like to talk much. Also didn’t like people touching him, but the medical condition would explain that.”

He taps his fingers on the table before shaking his head. “That’s all I can remember. Anything else up with you?”

You consider asking his advice for when you ask Gwen over, but knowing him he’d misinterpret things and it’d get spread around. No, best to keep that one close to the chest. Harry pauses and checks his phone as a very displeased look crosses his face.

“Bad news Pete, I’m on lockdown for now. My dad’s sending someone to come get me.”

You raise an eyebrow. “What’s up?”

>(1/2)

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>>26502824
Harry looks hesitant before he writes something down and slides it over to you. His note says ‘Dad sent me a message saying that that industrialist, Tony Stark, has been kidnapped during a display for the military. Its under wraps right now, don’t tell anybody.’

“Not much, Pete. Just him being paranoid again.”

When you read it, he takes it back, crumples it into a ball and eats it, grimacing as eh swallows the paper. The rest of the lunch period is much more somber. Harry waves goodbye after lunch before heading off. The rest of the day, you mind seems to be on the fritz. When the last bell of the day rings, you approach Gwen.

“Peter, did you decide on anything?”

You nod, swallowing nervously.

“y-yeah, I thought it’d be pretty private at my house so if you want we could talk there, if not I’d understand and we could just go to the library or-”

She raises an eyebrow as you trail off, looking faintly amused. “Your place is fine, Peter. Are you sure your family is okay with it?”

>[ ]I don’t see why not.
>[ ]…I’ll call ahead and check
>[ ]On second thought, maybe we should go somewhere else
>[ ]Write in

>>26502784
do you want her and everyone Peter loves to die? Us contemplating Gwen in a romantic light out OOC raises her chances of dying when Parker's involved, anything beyond mere hand-holding could level New York City

>>26502833
>[ ]I don’t see why not.
>[ ]…I’ll call ahead and check

>>26502833
>[ ]I don’t see why not.

>>26502833
>…I’ll call ahead and check
Uncle Ben's chill, so he won't give a damn. Aunt May, though...

>>26502833
>[ ]I don’t see why not.
time for spaghetti rolls

>>26502833

>[ ]…I’ll call ahead and check

>>26502833
>…I’ll call ahead and check

>>26502833
>[ ]…I’ll call ahead and check

>>26502833
>>[ ]I don’t see why not.
>>[ ]…I’ll call ahead and check

>>26502833
>I don’t see why not.
but I should check anyway. They'd probably be upset if I didn't let them know first

>>26502833
>[ ]I don’t see why not.
>[ ]…I’ll call ahead and check

Longs I don't see why not... Better to check first though...

>>26502833
>[x]…I’ll call ahead and check

>>26502833
>[ ]…I’ll call ahead and check
And what's Gwen's Dad gonna think about this, I wonder?

>>26502946
we tell him it's a private study group
and do our best not to waggle our eyebrows suggestively

>>26502962
he cant see us waggle over a telephone
Unless hes a dirty mutant

>>26502962
The funny thing is, if he does a background check like a good overprotective father, he'll have to admit that Peter's so squeaky clean that he can't actually oppose Gwen going out with him if things end up going that way

>>26502972
>imb4 plot twist

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>>26502972
If he is, then he's gonna be our mugga.

>>26503027
fucking christ that page man

>>26503027
That's the greatest thing I've ever seen.

>writing

>>26503027
Is this even real?

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>>26503039
The whole thing is fucked up but awesome. The only good thing to come out of the disaster that was Avengers VS X-Men.

>>26503057
>Don't they make soap here?
Oh man. Wow.

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>>26502833
>I don't see why not
What can go wrong?

>>26503057
REKT/10

>>26503056
It's called "Muh Phoenix", and it is a page-by-page mocking of Avengers VS X-Men.
http://www.nuzlocke.com/muhphoenix.php?p=1

>>26503057
>>26503027
Those have to be edits, right? RIGHT?

>>26503082
You'd be surprised at the shit marvel gets away with

>>26503082
Yes. They're edits. And yet, the original pages manage to be MORE offensive to comic fans with just how bad they are. Seriously, Avengers VS X-Men was awful.

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>>26503082
Of course, just look at the hideous font.

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>>26503098
So where did the whole guy washing his face thing come from?

>>26503057
Surprised you haven't posted anything from Spider-Man's memorable appearance in the parody.

>>26503096
MORE offensive than "I thought they made soap here?" Good that I didn't read it then

>>26503175
Offensive as in insulting to the readers' intelligence. Every single character turns into a fucking moron.

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>>26503197
Like this.

>>26503175
And would you say it worse then Civil War?

>[ ]I don’t see why not.
>[ ]…I’ll call ahead and check

You shake your head. “I don’t see why it would be, but I should probably go ahead and call ahead to check. I’ll be right back.”

She nods as you walk off and find the phone the school has for student use. Dialing your house, you wait as it rings.

“Hello, Parker residence, May speaking.”

You smile at her voice. “Hey, Aunt May, is it alright if I bring a friend over?”

You hear Aunt May chuckle. “Finally bringing other friends than Harry over, Peter? Alright, We’ll see you when you get home. Goodbye, Peter.”

She hangs up and you do the same as you walk back over to Gwen, who is on her cell phone, talking with someone and looking a little exasperated. “-it’s fine dad. I’ll be home later, alright? Love you too.”

Closing her phone, Gwen smiles at you. “Everything alright Peter?”

You give her a thumbs up. “Yup. All’s clear at my place.”

She gives you a nod and gestures at you. “Lead the way, then.”

You start making your way towards your house, Gwen walking by your side.

>[ ]Awkward silence the way home
>[ ]try to make conversation
>[ ]Write in

>>26503223
>[ ] Try to make conversation
'Try' being the keyword here.

>>26503223
Hold her hand.

>>26503223
>[x]try to make conversation

>>26503223
>[x]Try to make conversation
>[x]Fail at it.
>[x]Awkward silence the way home

>>26503223
>[ ]try to make conversation
"Anything 'different' this morning?"

>>26503223
>try to make conversation
talk about school, home, plans for the future, whatever. find common ground with the pretty girl

>>26503242
Look, spaghetti is expected, but THAT much spaghetti?

>>26503223
>[ ]try to make conversation
Its time for spaghetti.

>>26503209
>One in four cape marriages will be a victim of Spidey ass
You asshole, now I have root beer in my keyboard.
>>26503222
Yes. At least Civil War was a good idea executed badly. Avengers vs X-Men is awful to the very core.
>>26503223
>[x]try to make conversation
>>26503242
We aren't even dating her yet you cad! And spoil that shit, this is a blue board!

>>26503143
>all the shit that happened to poor wolverine
also:
>>26503057
the next page someone should post on this is magneto nearly crying cause hes having flashbacks of being pissed on in auschwitz or some shit like that.

>>26503223
>[ ]try to make conversation

>>26503223
"So, do you remember Felix Hardy? Mr. Lee asked me if I'd like to tutor him. Poor guy's been unable to get much schoolwork done because of his sickness."
or
"So, you noticed my differences pretty quickly. That kinda keen-eyed perceptiveness must run in the family, huh?"

>>26503289
If we're making conversation, let's use this.

>>26503223
>Try talking
>attempt to contain the stuttering

>>26503223
>>[x ]try to make conversation
Talk about the science test mr lee gave you.
This bitch loves her some science.

>>26503223
Maybe we can talk about Richards?

He's already a big name in the scientific community isn't he?

>>26503319
I agree

learn what we can about Felix

>>26503289
I have a plan for your second dialogue choice when we talk with Gwen in private.

May be informative.

>>26503355
Well he is going on a fantastic voyage to space right about now.

>>26503355
Seconding this, he's sciencing in space right now which is awesome.

>Writing!

>>26503355
>Write-in in addition to >>26503289
"Did you hear that Reed Richards is going on a space mission? I wonder what they are going to go study."

Also to tack on something,
>"So, do you remember Felix Hardy? Mr. Lee asked me if I'd like to tutor him. Poor guy's been unable to get much schoolwork done because of his sickness."
"Do you think I should given what's going on with...y'know, us?"

>>26503423
We don't really know if anything's up with her yet, though. Save it for after we have a talk with her.

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>[ ]try to make conversation

"So, do you remember Felix Hardy? Mr. Lee asked me if I'd like to tutor him. Poor guy's been unable to get much schoolwork done because of his health.”

Gwen looks at you. “Felix Hardy? Let’s see… Isn’t he the person that’s always sick?”

You nod. "Do you think I should given what's going on with...y'know, us?"

Gwen rubs at her chin. “Well, I’d say, if you have the time, give it a day or two. If nothing’s happened, and you want to do it, then do it. Honestly, I could see you as a teacher if you were a little more confident.”

You nod, growing quiet as you’re unsure of what to say until your mind flashes to the news this morning. “Oh, did you hear about Professor Richards?”

Gwen nods. “I’m more into biology, but I’ve head of it. He‘s exploring the effects of cosmic rays on different samples. Can’t say his judgment is too good, what with that incident with the Latverian heir, and the fact that he’s taking his friend, girlfriend, and her little brother with them instead of a more dedicated crew. But it’s his time and money.

“What’s more interesting, however, is Doctor Otto Octavius’s works into cybernetic prosthetic limbs. We’re approaching the technological singularity, Peter, and I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.”

She gives you a grin and you can’t help but smile back as the two of you chat comfortably on the way home. When you arrive home, you open the door and call in. “I’m home!”

Sitting back on the recliner, legs propped up, is your Uncle Ben, whose eye cracks open and he gives you a grin. “Hey there, sport. Heard you were bringing over a friend.”

Gwen peeks her head in and waves. “Hello, Mister Parker.”

Uncle Ben raises an eyebrow and waves you both over. “Please, call me Ben, miss?”

“Stacy, Gwen Stacy.”

Uncle Ben’s eyes widen. “You’re George’s girl? Get outta here!”

>(1/2)

>>26503697
Gwen looks interested, walking over. “You know my father?”

“Well, yeah, I’ve known him for a while, especially when I worked on the police force. Nowadays I’m just a mall security guard, but I knew him when he joined the force. He and I still occasionally meet up to talk about the old days. Did you know that when he first started up, your father-”

You hear someone clear their throat and you look over at an amused looking Aunt May. “Really now, Ben, you can tell embarrassing stories about George to his daughter later. Right now let’s leave them alone.”

She shoots you a look and Ben gives an embarrassed chuckle. “Alright Alright. You two have fun, but not /too/ much fun!”

Your face flushes as you sputter at him. “U-uncle Ben!”

He laughs as you lightly grab Gwen’s wrist and pull her upstairs, her face red with embarrassment as well.

When you finally get to your room, you lock the door and turn to Gwen. “S-sorry about that, he’s a real kidder!”

Gwen shakes her head, her face returning to her normal shade, mostly. “No, its fine. So, where should we begin our conversation?”

>[ ]Has anything changed for you?
>[ ]What should we do about Smythe?
>[ ]Why don't you start us off?
>[ ]Write in

>>26503708
>[ ]Has anything changed for you?
>[ ]Write in

A demonstration might get the point across more.
If the alarm clock is too broken, but still relatively whole, try to crush it bare-handed.

>>26503708
>[x]Has anything changed for you?
>[x]What should we do about Smythe?
In that order

>>26503708
>Has anything changed for you?
"I noticed this morning that i was a little stronger than before, notice my alarm clock."

>>26503708
>Take the initiative
Show her what changed.
And by 'what changed' I mean 'our rockin hot muscular body'.

>>26503708
>Why don't you start us off?

>>26503708
>[x]Has anything changed for you?

>>26503708
[X]Why don't you start us off?
Y-you too.

>>26503746
Oh please, it's the Spiderbutt that drives the ladies wild. The rest is just gravy.

>>26503774
oh god imagine Gwen's spiderbutt

>>26503790
>implying I haven't been from the moment she got bit

>>26503809
Im going to need a moment

>>26503708
>Write-in
"Well, let's compare notes in a sense. You already noticed I dodged Flash easier than a roadrunner avoiding a coyote and that my glasses are useless. Besides those changes, push-ups are as easy as breathing for me, so I think I'm stronger."

Let's keep the danger sense close to our chest for now until she brings it up.

"Also, what are we going to do about Smythe? He sounded like he's bad news." "Do you think they might have security camera footage of that day?"

>>26503708
"Can't help but notice that you don't seem to have any problems with your glasses.

And to be honest, I'd be surprised if you /couldn't/ already do what you did to Flash.

You did let one thing skip though. Neither Harry not any teachers noticed anything about my eyesight, but you saw through me in two minutes.

Either you experienced something similar... Or you've spent a lot of time looking at my face."

>>26503831
peters mostly only a smug fuck when hes in costume

>>26503857
True, but given we're just starting out, I could see it rarely bleeding through like with Flash when we pretty much flawlessly entered Spidey mode.

Though technically, the tone doesn't have to be confident, if that wouldn't be appropriate.

>>26503857
The old Peter.
The old Peter didn't invite pretty girls up to his room either.
It's a brand new day, man. Embrace it.

>>26503960
>>26503944
just saying wait until we go full spidey before we start being too sassy

>>26503969
Sassy black spider who don't need no man?

>>26503986
Thats a whole different topic for later

>>26503960
>It's a brand new day
>Brand New Day
No.

>>26504003
Huh?

>>26504003
>>26503960
6/10, made me chuckle.

>>26504025
It's a pun.

>>26504025
don't read it, its quesadilla shenanigans, quesadilla has an obv hateboner for peter parker, just understand this.

>[ ]Has anything changed for you?

You walk over to your alarm clock, looking it over. It’s a bit dented, but still seems to work. “Well, firstly, you’ve noticed some things about me. So, let's compare notes in a sense. You already noticed I dodged Flash easier than a roadrunner avoiding a coyote and that my glasses are useless. Besides those changes, push-ups are as easy as breathing for me, so I think I'm stronger."

You show her the clock and put your hand over the same sized indent.

“I can't help but notice that you don't seem to have any problems with your glasses. But, to be honest, I'd be surprised if you /couldn't/ already do what you did to Flash.”

Gwen looks surprised. “Ah, you noticed that? Well, the truth is they’re fakes.” She takes them off and hands them to you. You look through them and see she’s telling the truth, handing them back to her.

“See, I don’t really care for people paying me attention so I generally make myself look as plain as I can. I don’t so make-up or anything like that and I wear baggy clothes and glasses. I’m more concerned with having a good conversation than having people only pay attention to me because I’ve made myself look pretty. So now that I’m a bit more toned, nobody will notice anyway.”

She puts back on the glasses as you think about something. “But, come to think of it, none of the teachers or Harry called me on my glasses. How did you figure it out?”

Gwen look away, clearing her throat. “So, was that everything that’s changed with you Peter?”

>[ ]Pursue her on the topic change
>[ ]Yeah, let’s talk about what to do about Smythe
>[ ]I also have this odd ‘danger’ sense, too.
>[ ]write in

>>26504042
I'm the guy who posted >>26503960
and I have no idea what the other guy is on about. Did I accidentally a funny?

>>26504069
show us our rockin' bod and flex

>>26504069
>[x]Pursue her on the topic change.
"Miss Stacy, you've been looking at me."

>>26504069
>>[ ]I also have this odd ‘danger’ sense, too.

>>26504069
>[ ]I also have this odd ‘danger’ sense, too.

>>26504069
Why not. It's not anything bad can happen, right?
>[ ]Pursue her on the topic change

>I'm going to have to step a way for a little while. .

>I'll be back later, so anyone who wants to reply go ahead and do so. I'll look it over than continue from where I left off when I get back.

>>26504073
Possibly, if >>26504003 is thinking what I'm thinking. But instead of no. I say yes.

>>26504069
>[ ]Pursue her on the topic change.
Time to escalate combat banter to... well... whatever this is gonna end up being.
Might we need a Spectacular Point for this?

>>26504069
"What about you, Miss Stacy?"

>>26504069
>>[X]I also have this odd ‘danger’ sense, too.
I kinda want to compliment her on her looks because she claims she's not pretty this way, but it'd be out of character for Peter now.

Also, since both us and Gwen are aspiring scientists, we should be scientific about this and test just how strong we are now. Maybe attempt lifting something heavy?
Imagine the looks on Ben and May's faces when they hear the bed creaking from the strain.

>>26504229
I agree we should ask if there was any change with her.

>>26504234
And sir, I laugh at your spoiler.

>>26504025
Brand New Day was the first bundle of stories after the One More Day comic where spidey sells his marriage with MJ to the devil.

>>26504234
>we should be scientific about this and test just how strong we are now

I fully support this action. Run an entire battery of tests, as long as it isn't harmful to both and it's out of sight from public eyes.
Might double as a good bonding experience too.
Parker Luck is being tantalized by this development.

>>26504294
test heartbeats
breathing speed during exercise
maximum weight capacity
stamina
reaction time
the works

>just woke up
>this is happening!
Alrighty then

>>26504069
>explain odd 'danger' sense
>mention (looking at the dented alarm clock) that we woke up too late to really test for anything else this morning
>ask if she's experienced anything else
>Science! (see if Gwen and we can determine whether the two of them have developed any other spider related traits)

>(later)...so, about that topic change before?

I'm not entirely sure how oblivious to social clues our Parker is supposed to be. Thoughts?

>>26504592
>this is happening!
For certain definitions of 'happening'
>>26504196
Cosgrove's AWOL for the moment

>I'm not entirely sure how oblivious to social clues our Parker is supposed to be. Thoughts?
Fellowship is one of our secondary stats, so we should be at least decent at interacting with people.

>>26504654
>'happening'
The thread already exists and I can contribute something (even if it'll probably amount to just supporting the current majority on this decision) before I head to work in a couple hours.

>OP's AWOL
I don't think Cos needs Leave to take breaks from this, but anyway I was already aware. Just was surprised to see this when I woke up and felt pretty excited after catching up.

>decent social skills
Fair enough, I can work with that.

>>26504654
I think we might want to play it in stages.

With close friends, honest and not afraid of conversation and with occasional chance of spagetti.

With most people, a bit reluctant to talk.

Under the mask, Pure GIFT and snark.

>>26504724
>I don't think Cos needs Leave to take breaks from this
I just like the phrase AWOL.

>>26504761
We want to keep a low profile for the moment anyway, and being shy can help with that if we play it right.

>>26504069
>She puts back on the glasses as you think about something. “But, come to think of it, none of the teachers or Harry called me on my glasses. How did you figure it out?”
>Gwen look away, clearing her throat. “So, was that everything that’s changed with you Peter?”

Aww yeah, she wants the D. It's the Parker Luck. Press the attack.

>[x]Pursue her on the topic change.

I like this quest. Cosgrove, I hereby announce that you are not a faggot. For now. Keep it up.

Gooooood Mooooooorning Parker Quest!

>>26504069

Describe danger sense.
Express concern about the scope of these sweeping changes and what havoc they might have wrought upon our metabolic functions, that changes on this scale can't sanely be the result of a venom turned performance enhancer...or else we probably wouldn't have felt so sick for so long first.

We need to science! The situation, blood samples and Microscopes. Do you still have the pamphlet from yesterday, does it talk at all about how they manipulated the spider genetics?

Because if what happened has mucked with our DNA, as our cells continue to split and complete their metabolic cycles...there might be more changes...

Either more minor cosmetic changes...or, well, ever seen The Fly? Older film, I know...but as long as we aren't crawling on walls or getting weird food cravings...also, lets not arm wrestle anyone.
(Momentarily thinking about sexual diamorphism in spiders...Gwen might become an agile amazon brick house)

>>26504941
I have no doubt in my mind that Peter Parker has seen The Fly

>>26504978
Gwen's probably seen it too, what with her being a biology nut.

bumping before i go to bed

>>26504941
>Gwen might become an agile amazon brick house

Is this entire quest based on The Spectacular Spider-man in any bigger part? Cause that would be hilarious to have brick-house Gwen from that show.

>>26506079
Cosgrove is using it for inspiration on some things, I think, but he said in the previous thread that this isn't the Spectacular-universe.
Also Harry's earlier comment about Tony Stark has me thinking that most of the Marvel Movieverse is also going to be canon-ish.

>>26504941
>Either more minor cosmetic changes...or, well, ever seen The Fly?
This would be my first thought had I been in this situation and it would terrify me to no end.
Not because I have a fear of flies (which I do) but because of the whole body decaying as you slowly metamorphose into a creature of pure horror.

I'm almost hesitant to have that brought up in character simply because I imagine that cloud of terror hanging over them every day for the rest of their natural lives.

>>26506164
... you DO know that's Tonys origin story and not just a movie thing right?
Only the country and weapon ever really changes (due to sliding timescale).

>>26503697
>yfw this Reed turns out to be more or less Ultimate Reed

>>26504196
This is great stuff; it feels like I'm rediscovering Parker and Spider-Man all over again. Childlike giddiness and everything.

>>26506164
Well, so far it's still okay. Actual system is refreshing. Otherwise, I guess we're up for some nice cameos here and there from Marvel Universe.

I hope this will end up similar to The Amazing Spiderman game that was on PS1. Shit was so cash in there.

>>26506335
I almost hope we can kind of Armored Adventures this and keep it fun and lighthearted.
Maybe fellowship Harry into not going into ragekill mode when his dad trips balls and kills himself at the least.

>>26506523

Harry not being insane or dead would be a net gain.

>>26506523
yes yes yes

>>26506523

"I'll be the GOOD Green Goblin!"
>Norman comes back
"Jesus you're disappointing Harry."
-alternatively-
>"AVENGE MEEE!"
>"Ehhh I don't know pops, you WHERE kind of a dick..."

>>26506523
Can't wait for Venom appearance. In The Amazing Spiderman he was completely bonkers and I loved him for that.

Thought street fight with him was damn hard.

>>26504234
Clearly we should try lifting Gwen.

>>26507101
It'll be a snap.

So, what's the explanation for there being a monarchy (Latveria) in the middle of the Balkans in this universe? Because... it's kind of absurd, historically speaking.

>>26507179
Well, I shall bring the standard argument - you're talking a monarchy in the middle of the Balkans in a world where superheroes are quite common. Especially in New York, which has at least dozen of them.

>>26507179
FOOL! DOOM DOES AS DOOM PLEASES!

>>26502722
>MILF-Cat
>Potentially fit yet femmy trapish son in a skintight outfit
Cosgrove... Cosgrove please. I can't take it.

>>26507368
You are ignoring the reverse trap Cat... that also pleases me!

>>26507368
>>26507395
Give /tg/ a couple of minutes and they'll change everything into a trap. Speaking of which, how would you guys turn Rhino into a trap? That sounds a little bit challenging.

>>26507368
>FOOL! DOOM DOES AS DOOM PLEASES!
But Victor isn't the monarch yet. He's the Heir Apparent. Well, either that, or Richards blew up his little brother/son's face in this universe...

>>26507395
>Black Cat is actually a set of twins that alternate between support and operator

>>26507414
Huge McFit musclegirl. Used to be a body builder, but in true Marvel fashion she was struck by radioactive lightning while drinking a protein smoothie at the zoo.

>>26507437
>Implying DOOM isn't and always has been the rightful ruler of Latveria.
>Not imagining a pint sized pre-pubescent DOOM going to preschool and being forced to make fingerpaints with that accursed Richards boy.

>>26507448
That works too.

>>26507368
>>26507448
The best thing about western comics, specifically capes from the "big two" is that you can do just about anything with them and have it make some since, since they've had so many reimaginings and interpretations over decades of syndication.

>>26504069

>[ ]Pursue her on the topic change

>>26504941
I fully support all of this, as long as wecan address the obvious.

Namely that Smythe created a spider that apparently turns people into Captain America.

Pretty sure we've written at least one essay on him, so unless the very concept of the Super Soldier Serum was covered up, we should know about it and see apparent parallels with the spider's venom.

>>26507179
Time travel? At some point Doom made a literal stairway to heaven so I can't see why he wouldn't ensure that he would have his own country to rule during a free weekend or something.

>>26504069
>Gwen look away, clearing her throat.
I'm satisfied, no need to press things further.

Kind of feel like we should awkwardly say that if her goal was for people not to notice how pretty she was, she didn't really succeed.

>>26508134
That'd be the most sensible thing to say for an animated series teenager. I'd fully support such action.

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>>26506164
>>26506079
I really hope Eddie BROck is more or less the same as he was in the show.

He's great, especially after he becomes Venom.

>>26504069
>>>[X]I also have this odd ‘danger’ sense, too.

>>26508179
>implying we will ever give him the chance of becoming venom

>>26504069
Oh, forgot something important.

We should ask her where she got those glasses, since they could come in handy for us as well.

Not sure how Peter got away with suddenly ditching glasses with no one really calling him on it in virtually every continuity.

>>26508179
To be fair, I always preferred him as a bro, not as a villain. He was just so... bro.

Compare with Eddie from the 90s cartoon. That guy was quite a dick.

>>26508146
Well let's give it a whirl then.

>>26508213
Could just tell everybody we started wearing contacts.

>>26508611
sorry wrong thread

>>26508134
Or how if this is her looking 'plain' then every guy in the school will be head over heels for her if she ever stops actively downplaying her appearance.

So if we do actually become heroes, howsabout Gwen does the actual fighting (cause she is trained) While Peter Solid Snakes?

>>26508683
she could teach us the basics of CQC

>>26508693
Sweet Space Spaghetti, Metal Gear/Spiderman crossover? But that's forbidden looooove.

No really. That would be silly. But fun

>>26508721
Wouldn't really be a crossover. We just always call hand-to-hand training "the basics of CQC" in just about every Quest. I doubt we're gonna have a Spiderbox.

>>26509057
I wouldn't put it past spidey to hide in a box

>>26509057
Nah, I was actually thinking of whole other thing.

>>26508721
>Cosgrove will never be able to escape people requesting Rider and MGS3 references in his quests

>>26509057
>bout every Quest. I doubt we're gonna have a Spiderbox.

Sigh, now I'm getting BQ flashbacks with Nel as the Boss.

*shakes head*

We still don't know what our complete powerset is right now, it may be time for science...and then freaking out about walking on walls.

>>26509208
Being Cosgrove is suffering

>>26509208
>Rider references
It occurs to me that we need change only two letters to turn any "Rider" reference into a "Spider" reference.

"Spider Kick!"

>>26509361
oh god it even rhymes
The ride never ends.

If Gwen gets any powers, what her superhero nickname would be? Considering that we ain't going with generic Spiderwoman/Spidergirl or Black Widow.

>>26509452
not just being super cop


this is Peter Parker Quest not spider man
lets just become the new football star fuck flash

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>>26509361
>>26509388

...You people have never seen the Japanese Spiderman Sentai series, have you?

Go. He even gets his own Spider Car and Spider Robot.

>>26509536
I could see why he needs a giant robot him having to defend japan from godzilla monsters but a car?
cmon japan get it together

>>26509452
She's blond and is endangered by her closeness with Peter, so...Golden Recluse?

>>26509593
Spider themed names are tough really since there isn't much to go by that really works:
Trap Door
Bird Eating
Crab
Recluse
Orb Weaver
Funnel
Wolf
Jumping
wtc.

The obvious choice would be Tarantula, but since that's already taken I believe; Madam Tarantula is what I would propose.

That is to say if she or even we decide on doing any super heroics.

>>26509536
Didn't Spock build a Spider-Mech recently? But ya the Japanese Spida-Min show was amazing and more or less invented the entire Super Sentai genre.

>>26509870
>>26509593
Web.

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>>26509452
we should pick a costume that hides any noticeable gender differences and make it look like there is only one Spider themed vigilante.

fighting crime in shifts to help hide our identities and allow us to have a (somewhat) normal social life

>>26509906
we could just have a voice changers in our masks and have gwen bandage down her tits

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>>26509870
>>26509593
As someone who doesn't keep track of comics, why does everyone even need a superhero name and costume anyway?
Would it not be more practical to just put on a military suit-equivalent with a mask and go superheroing anonymously?

>>26509870
Here's something interesting: Arachnophilia.

>>26509925

Or we could wear those things chicks put in their bras to make their boobs bigger.

>>26509939
No. Being visually distinctive is important. For a hero it makes them larger than life and helps them establish themselves as something different from the human norm. For a villain it lets them become something intimidating and primal. Without costumes you're just some guy. Not nearly as fun.

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>>26509906
Go the 'What If?' Peter Paker / Ben Riely double team route? Not a bad plan.

Of course, having a Friendly Neighborhood Dynamic Duo right from the start would be pretty boss.

I say we go full out Spiderman Noir for both Gwen and Peter. Maybe wear some kevlar under the the 20's era biker jacket, though.

>>26509939
OOC, Because Genre and entertainment value. IC, Superheroes are supposed to be symbols as much as anything. You can't inspire people and be a symbol of hope and righteousness if no one sees and recognizes you.

>>26509939
Because it's boring otherwise.
"Street Cloths" Super Heroes are pretty lame and tend to be visually uninteresting. Being a hero, as Batman put it, is about being a symbol.

So ya you could strap on a tacti-cool vest and just be "Generic Swat Guy #4 who can walk up walls", but that's again, pretty boring. I'm not saying we should wrap ourselves in rainbow radiant full body suits and yell "GREEN MAN!" everywhere we go, but being a little distinctive once we "evolve" is a given.

A good middle ground of this is Agent Venom.

As far as names go, the public more or less ends up picking their names for them most of the time.

>>26510075
kevlar might be tricky to find, then again spidey fights bank robbers on an everyday basis

>>26510021
That just seems counterintuitive to me.
By dressing up in silly costumes, we lose the ability to smack someone in the back of the head when he isn't expecting us.

If others wise up and do the same, we also gain the advantage of surprise simply because nobody can guess what powers we will use because there are fifty different superheroes running around dressed the same.
And when a regular SWAT team rolls in, nobody knows if they are really regular humans of if they are about to start throwing cars around.