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BLEACH QUEST XL.5
>I have built up everything for this moment. These plots have been in place long before the hiatus.

Previous threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20Quest
Bleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOp
Skills and perks- http://pastebin.com/etq4kyMk

First, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. Until I ask for rolls, they are not counted. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3. If you delete rolls, I will discard that and take the second highest roll.

Last Time

You and Soi Fong turn towards Ishida as he’s sent flying backwards. The man in white smiles and mockingly bows.

“I’ve spent long enough distracting you all. If you’ll excuse me, I have a rebellion to start!”

His form wavers and vanishes as Ishida’s arrow shoot through it. Ishida growls in frustration as Soi Fong looks around, concerned.

“Strange, how could nobody notice what’s going on here? There should be some sort of alarm, but…”

“It’s like nobody’s noticed, right?”

You both look over at the fully healed Kenpachi who walks up, Orihime at his side. “Her story seems to be that Aizen’s Zanpakuto can create illusions through hypnosis and he‘s been up to a lot of shady stuff. If his was to be outside his control, then it’d explain why nobody’s noticed.”

Soi Fong looks conflicted before nodding her head. “Alright, I’ll accept that as a possibility, for now. So…”

She looks at you and your friends. “What to do about you?”

>You have control
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>>26569521
"Well,I want to slap your ass Soi Fong"
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My my... it has been a while since I last saw your faces; once bright and filled with hope, they now burn with regret and sorry... don't worry my dear fa/tg/uys... this too shall pass.


Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:
bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Characters

Interested in some sightseeing around town?:
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_Town

Want to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:
http://starkana.com/manga/B/Bleach

Too lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:
http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleach
It’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.

Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:
bleachd20.wikidot.com


I want you to do your very best...
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>>26569521
Damnit Cosgrove, why do you have to just keep pushing?

"I do owe you an explanation, but right now we might have much bigger problems. Rebellion isn't a term to be thrown around lightly."
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>>26569521
*Shrug* "You can try to kill me, you can try to arrest me, you can take me in as a witness, or you can follow me and we'll find out why Yourichi hasn't been taking my calls recently. It's kinda worrying."
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>>26569521
"Well, the short version is that I'm a plucky human teenager with superpowers who gathered a group of also-superpowered friends in order to break in to soul society to rescue my shinigami girlfriend who was imprisoned and sentenced to death for a crime she didn't commit. Other stunning revelations include: Aizen is evil, not all Hollows are evil, and magical talking cats apparently make the best sex-ed teachers. Now, can further questions wait until we're somewhere a bit safer?"
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>>26569521
Did... did Kenny just get Piece Walker'd by Hime?
I LOVE this girl!
AND Soi-Fong believes it? Interesting indeed...

>"That's a good question. Mind taking a rain check on that for a little while though? Word on the street is my support team is in some serious shit right now."
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>>26569521
Try and check in with Mizuiro again, see if anything has calmed down on his end.
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>>26569521
>Not at all relevant to the current crisis, but I missed last thread so I hope you dont mind if I queue a question for our next internal meeting with the old man and zangetsu.
>"Old Man, is there anyway I could transfer you to another soul without killing you or irreparably harming them in the process?"

>We probably can't split the baby, but we need someway of buffering Orihime or Momo so proximity to us doesn't straight up kill them if we choose thePure Zangetsu route. Failing that, Ishida might be less of a prick of he gets the reformed old man as a mentor.

Sorry for the interruption, but I've been waiting awhile to throw that crackpot idea in the mix.
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Not an action, just reposting Taiga Dojo from last thread,
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>>26569630
If we're lucky, Soi Fon might not have noticed Momo being taken?

Otherwise she'd be a lot more upset.
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>>26569521
Hey Cosgrove; just wanted to pop in and say sorry for being such a shitlord last week. You deserved better and I failed you. Thanks for sticking with us.
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>>26569672
It really doesn't seem like Cosgrove listened to Ilya's lesson at all.
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>>26569674
Unlikely she saw due to the whole murder bee sprite situation.

>>26569694
hey hey. lets just settle down and try to have a nice pleasant quest like before.
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>Just reminding you guys that by choosing not to split we are refusing a mystery box
Repeat.
We. Are. Refusing. A. Mystery. Box.
>>26569521
Really want to do >>26569630, but deadpan and or a bit more serious. She's not fucking around right now.
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Threadly reminder that the Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
I already updated it earlier today with last week's thread, I'll update it again next week.
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>>26569731
Don't worry; things will be sorted out soon enough and all will be well.
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>>26569731
>Refusing a Mystery Box
...I never thought of it that way.

I mean, I don't like the idea itself... but there is a mystery box right there... it calls to me.

I need a minute.
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>>26569521
"Well, you have a lot of questions that I'll do my best to answer.

But you also have some fashionable lunatic who can take control of zanpaktous and is planning some kind of rebellion.

So what's the higher priority?"
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>>26569760
>>26569757
I really doubt Cos would gimp us completely, and I really want to see what he does when he can diverge from Canon. I mean hell, right now we are stupidly powered, and the only thing we'd be losing was potential. I was asleep during the whole shitstorm so I could not suggest it.
Either way, Mystery Box is my vote
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>>26569521
Check to see how drained Orihime looks, healing is her weak ability at the moment.

"If - and given how strong I have been lead to believe Aizen actually is beneath his nice guy image that's a big if - if Aizen's lost control of his Zanpakuto now might be the best uptime fore you to review the evidence against Lt. (insert surname) Momo, and any other cases of shinigami hollowification you've had since he's been around. That said, Captain Soi Fon I believe I promised you some answers. Where would you like me to start?"

If Kenny wants a rematch, tell him that we're too preoccupied to enjoy it and our powers are in a state of flux anyway, so we'd rather not insult him buy putting out a poor performance.
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>>26569521
>Calm, calculated, and concentrated Zeraki
IT BEGINS
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If she asks we should say that we think that the reason Yorichi left Soi Fong behind is so that there was a clear successor to the 2nd squad and Onmitsukidō. Lord only knows what would happen if Azen had managed to get his treacherous hands on the soul society's intelligence and penal system after all.
He'd use the prison as a recruiting ground and ensure that his spies never looked the wrong way during one of his experiments. Would probably do a much better job of hunting Hat and clogs down as well.
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>>26569731
The whole thing is a clusterfuck.

The downside of splitting our power is that it would mean that whatever happens to our friends from now on would all be on us 100%, since if we still had our ridiculous power, we could have protected them.

Though letting the Old Man go would likely put us on Yamamoto's radar, maybe even Zero Squad as well. And our best bet involves placing our life in Urahara's hands. And Urahara was ALREADY afraid of us at our current power.
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For when we give our plot dump

"Long story short, Aizen, Gin, & Tousen were the real culprits behind the forced Hollowfication of Captains & Lts 100 years ago, Shinji and Hiyori are witnesses and it was Stupid of the central 46 to sentence them to death before they even could wake up to defend themselves. He did the same to Momo with a slow boil intending her to be a berserk suicide bomb against me and my family, I was able to diffuse her until she conquered her inner hollow. He's been getting away with this because his Shikai's real power is to control and muck with the five senses of anyone who has seen the release, which is both kinda good and bad for everyone right now if makeup-mc-ladycoat has gotten to his sword, I guess. I've no idea what purple eye shadow boy's deal is. Me...I'm the child of a Quincy who was infected by the bite of a werehollow/Shinigami hybrid made by Aizen, causing her to start to mutate into a living hollow, whose transformation was stilled by a powerful Shinigami, who she had been injured saving from said hollow some days prior, giving up his powers and taking on human form to keep the whole thing in check. They fell in love soon after, then I was born, she got killed by a hollow when her Quincy powers disappeared defending me a couple of years back, and like a month ago I was killed by some street punks, got attacked by a hollow, started to become one, and found my Shinigami powers sleeping inside me at the last second to save my ass before crawling back into my body, finding all that and other shit out, falling in love, twice, and dealing with the activation of my other powers. Now I really need to see a doctor and a scientist before my powers, now in careful balance after what just happend, have a meltdown of dangerous proportions. Any Questions?"

If she comments on that being the short version, "I've had a BUSY month. Wait until we get to my week stuck in Hueco Mundo. Out of curiosity what did John Snow say about me in his report?"
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>>26569816
>>26569798
Friendly reminder that Cosgrove said he would never put us in an unwinnable situation. We're a Shonen protagonist and Cosgrove is a great QM. Have faith. All will be well.
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>>26569630
One salient point you may wish to add on the end of that. "Oh, and Aiszen is apparently the new king of Hueco Mundo."
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>>26569842
There's a big difference between unwinnable, and making it very difficult to even care about winning.

Like we can lose any number of friends without the quest becoming unwinnable.
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>>26569834
Nah, I'd say it would be a better idea to go slower and more personal.
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>>26569816
I just really hope Hichigo doesn't stay pissy. I'd rather a more kicked puppy and or scruffy moment. If only so /tg/ can tear itself apart more. I mean the fucker does care about us this time around.
>>26569842
Not denying that. Though I had hoped he would have waited a bit before that decision was to be made.

On a more amusing note, I know this is overused, but fuck if it isn't fitting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czhk6z1k_xk Attack On Cosgrove basically.
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>>26569871
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>>26569871
The thing is he is on our side. He's also very aggressive and doesn't seem to understand that if he wants to protect us, there's more kinds of pain than physical.

Like I'm not sure if he really cares about our friends all that much.
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>>26569812
This is accurate I think. After all, Azen was totally qualified for the post, along with every other post in soul society.
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>>26569898
He clearly doesn't because he wanted to release the power knowing it could kill them.
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>>26569816
You're forgetting that if we keep things as they are, we lose Zangetsu's respect and willing support. If we get rid of the old man, we loss access to our Quincy powers (for the love of anything you consider holy tell me I'm wrong on that point) within means we lose Swordception permanently. Before you guys discount that one ability, let me remind you that Momo and Chizuru (who I'm sure Aizen is targeting as we speak) are still alive.

If we merge the two blades, we unlock a power up arc before the final battle.
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>>26569871
>Bleach Quest
>Slowing down

We're going full Kubo, all the way.
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>>26569521
[x] "I'll answer whatever questions you've got, but we should probably do this on the go. I've got word from my support team that they're under attack, and that guy in white seems to be doing something with everyone's zanpakuto's. That can't be good either.
"And, uh, you got any of those reiatsu limiters? I've got some control over my zanpakuto back, but the balance is a little iffy."
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>>26569914
I'm pretty sure losing OMZ won't cut off our Quincy powers.

You'd think he would have said so if that was the case.
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>>26569907
Or mayhaps he doesn't realize it. Either way I want that mystery box.
>>26569929
We handle this later. No sense making them think we are a time bomb too.
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>>26569898
>>26569907
"Hey Ichigo; I notice you've got a lot of friends... how about you release my true power and maybe then I can be your best friend? They'll never even have to know. What's the matter? Afraid of your Zanpakutos massive throbbing power?"
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>>26569914
Zangetsu can get over it. I know he was trying to help but he literally couldn't wait a god damn hour for us to decide. We were in the middle of a fight and he knew that, he also didn't care that his power could easily kill our friends.
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>>26569630
>>26569851
These

She wants answers? She can have em. She never said we had to parse them into a format that wouldn't confuse the fuck out of her.
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>>26569929
>reiatsu limiter!
Yes! Ask Kenny and Yachiru if they have an extra on hand!
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>>26569956
>>26569952
Still supporting overeager puppy Zangetsu. Also we need a name for OMZ
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>>26569956
I'm talking long term, not the next couple of hours.
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>>26569521
"Any chance you could decide that on the go or maybe report to your superiors that that white guy is talking about a revolution? After I sort some stuff out "back home" I can come back... Ya I see that look. "Don't leave your side". Well I'M going to go save my friends. You can come if you want."
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>>26569945
You'd also think that OMZ would have a better sense of priorities like maybe telling us what the fuck was up with White Coat guy, but no.
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>>26569975
Old man in a child's body?
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>>26569970
>Yes! Ask Kenny and Yachiru if they have an extra on hand!
... So do we get an eyepatch?
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>>26570002
We could just take his. I mean we beat him when he had it off, I doubt he'll stop us.
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>>26570002
We hopefully get a way of unshackling Zangersu but still being able to go back to the real world without killing anyone without powers within half a mile of us.

Yes, we get an eye patch.
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>>26569521
"I'm going to have to kindly ask you to ponder that in motion Captain... Ishida. Orihime. Great work; but it sounds like Mother Base is having some problems."
/try to radio in/

>>26569956
We'll materialize him and explain later. Right now lets focus on the situation in front of us.
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>>26570031
Now we just need to get some clones and we can be a true Big Boss.
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>>26570031
I don't see that being a valid solution without some very severe drawbacks.

You really think Urahara wouldn't install at least three distinct kill switches?
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>>26570002
I imagine ours would have to be that semi full body wrap thing he sported after he got Bankai (the black thing). I know it wasn't a limiter, but we'd probably need something big like that.
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>>26570034
If we radio in, advise them that Tuibime (Momo's zanpakuto) is probably headed their way as a n adversary...
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>>26569521

We tell her that more important things are going on then us right now and that her superiors need to be warned about the guy in white.

We need to collect ourselves and regroup with our guys. Let Soi Fong do her job and remind her of that.
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>>26570065
True, that's a good point.
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>>26570067
I don't think she'll just let us walk off.

Our best bet is working with her for now.
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>>26570054
I don't think Urahara would let us back into the human world if he knew we were that strong. I don't think soul society would either. Luckily, we were planning to do some scouting in Ghost Mexico anyway. We can probably rank up control a few times while we're their.
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>>26570031
Its not going to hold us. OMZ pretty much said so.
Open the box guys.
Also we have to think of what to do about the arrancar.
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>>26570031
Like I said earlier; we materialize him and sit him down with our pet Hollows and they talk Arrancar sword-splitting power sealing shit.

>>26570069
Good idea.

>>26569521
No matter what, we need to at least raise an eyebrow at Kennys sudden serious non murder crazed tone and wonder how Orihime managed to... coerce him.
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>>26569521
What you do is trust me.
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>>26570067
>Let Soi Fon do her job
You mean assassinate all threats to Soul Society, be they political or martial? (we represent both in spades)
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>>26570099
I'm all for mystery box, but I really feel like we should talk to people who are close to us first.

Because it could dramatically affect their safety, so they should get a say.

>>26570096
I don't think it'd be that easy? If we could just crush Las Noches and level up control repeatedly?
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Remember that that thing that will happen tonight; Cosgrove mentioned in his Twitter and isn't because he's punishing us or is still mad or anything. It was set into motion long ago.
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>>26570111
Actually yeah, he seems pretty reasonable now.

Why?
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>So, had some stuff come up I had to take care of.

>So, I'm going to ask soem questions, I want either a y/n to them, and I will use them to start writing.

>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
>y/n

>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
>y/n

>ask about eyepatch
>y/n

.check in with Mizuiro
>y/n

>Mention yoruichi
>y/n
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>>26570134
Except we aren't. Soul Society can piss off, all we really wanted was Momo, Aizen is a secondary objective.
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>>26570099
If we open the mystery box, we're moving to ghost Mexico.
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>>26570154
>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
>yes

>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
>no

>ask about eyepatch
>yes

>check in with Mizuiro
>yes

>Mention yoruichi
>no
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>>26570163
Mystery Box is sealing off our potential and getting new forms for OMZ and zangetsu, not super powers.
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>>26570163
It can be our Outer Heaven...

Thus we become spooky ghost big boss!
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>>26570154
>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
>y

>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
>n

>ask about eyepatch
>y

.check in with Mizuiro
>y

>Mention yoruichi
>n
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>>26570141
It really depends on who it is. Like Aerithing someone is a bold and risky move, and Cosgrove was warned about doing things like this.
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>>26570154
>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
>y

>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
>n

>ask about eyepatch
>y

>check in with Mizuiro
>y

>Mention yoruichi
>n
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>>26570154
Y
Y
Y
Y
N
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>>26570154
N
Y
Y
Y (last, when Soi Gon seems satisfied with what we've already told her)
N (Do NOT mention that cat!)
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>>26570154
>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
Hell no

>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
>y

>ask about eyepatch
>n

.check in with Mizuiro
>y

>Mention yoruichi
>y
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>>26570154
>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
>yes to superiors, no to leaving

>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
>yes heritage, no Aizen

>ask about eyepatch
>yes

>check in with Mizuiro
>yes

>Mention yoruichi
>No
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We should mention the cat, that way we can get Soifon out of our ass.
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>>26570158
He becomes primary if he keeps throwing these darts at us. Dude can not take a hint.

>>26570147
Maybe he's just excited to fight another captain all out?

>>26570163
Well ya; after we put on all of our limiters we Garganta out real quick and have Zangetsu split himself up if needed, and then pop his power cherry.
Maybe have our team keep in mind that if we're not back in a month, send OMG to mercy kill us or something.
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>>26570154
>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
>No
>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
>No
>ask about eyepatch
>yes
>check in with Mizuiro
>yes
>Mention yoruichi
>no
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>>26570154

No

Yes
Yes
Yes

No
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>>26570154
>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
Nope

>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
eh

>ask about eyepatch
Nope

>check in with Mizuiro
yes

>Mention yoruichi
Yup
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My vote for the whole cluster fuck is a merging of the powers. Does that remove bankai? Maybe it does. Maybe it doesn't.

I for one would prefer that we end up never getting SSJ mode, personally and still over come the odds. I think that has better pathos. Are we the strongest ever? No. Does that stop us? FUCK NO!

I think it works better for a protagonist to over come odds, not hulk up when the plot demands it.
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>>26570205
Aerithing?

And while he might have been warned sure, its his quest and he's done a great job thus far. No way we'd get through this without any casualties.
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I'd rather Soi Fong follow us so Yoruichi can SURPRISE.
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>>26570154
>>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
no
>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
yes
>ask about eyepatch
yes
check in with Mizuiro
yes
>Mention yoruichi
no
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>>26570239
That will also pull Yoruichi away from the other team's defense and prevent us from sending Soi Fon And Kenny after arisen and Tousen.

Also, if Gin isn't dead the odds are that Aisen is.
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>>26570154
>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
>y

>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
>n

>ask about eyepatch
>y

>check in with Mizuiro
>y

>Mention yoruichi
>n
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>>26570293
That sounds like fun.
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>>26570154
>>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
Y

>>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
N

>>ask about eyepatch
Y

>.check in with Mizuiro
Y

>>Mention yoruichi
N
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>>26570295
... for some reason I see Aizen's Zanpakuto being very protective of him and wise to Gins intentions. This does note bode well for Gin.
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>>26570154
1.
>She already made it clear that we're not leaving, don't press it.

2
>The whole thing with Aizen is dodgy, and we have no proof. Bringing up our own heritage might be alright. Technically being born isn't a crime

3
>Can't see how it could hurt, could just be good to know

4
>Yes, see if things are under control on their end,

5
>Hell no
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>>26570293
Eh, it might be funny, or it might end horribly.

If we intend for the two to meet, its probably best if we give Soi Fon some kind of warning first so she doesn't freak out and cause an incident. Its a pretty touchy subject for her.
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>>26570328
Aizen is not on good terms with his Zanpakto if I recall.
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>>26570293

and then they can date as we ship them.

Seriously though, if she found out about the cat now, we would be a little bit fucked.
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>>26570275
There is literally no way I can imagine to defeat a Hoguyoku'd Aizen other than powerleveling. Even Kisuke's best plan required it. I get that you dislike power leveling, but this is battle shounen and dems da works.
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>>26570355

It is a disposable resource to him, just like everything else.
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There is a possibablity that Hanatora could die you know...
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>>26570355
Why would you say that?
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>>26570154

>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
>y

>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
>n

>ask about eyepatch
>n

>check in with Mizuiro
>y

>Mention yoruichi
>n
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>>26570291
A reference to how Aerith died in FF7, in an unavoidable cutscene. Having such an infallible death in an interactive game, especially if it's a beloved character, really doesn't seem wise if he ever wants us to not be super-paranoid and critical all the time, even after what happened last time
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>>26570364
I don't really see that. I mean him merging with it wasn't really disposing of it.
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>>26570337
>asked to give simple y/n answers
>can't even follow simple directions.
Look, why do you have to make things harder for everyone? Sure, it only takes an extra second to read through and parse your answers, but it's still annoying that when asked for a yes/no answer, you give a lengthy (relatively) response.
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>>26570154
>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
No, absolutely not.

>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
about aizen, sure.

>ask about eyepatch
eh

>check in with Mizuiro
yes

>Mention yoruichi
yes
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>>26570154
Sorry to do this, but are you including our Shiba heritage in question #2 or just the hollistic power set stuff and origin story (we died and then got better, repeatedly)?
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>>26570154

>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
>n

>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
>y

>ask about eyepatch
>y

.check in with Mizuiro
>y

>Mention yoruichi
>n
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NOT MY RESPONSE; JUST AN ANALYSIS:

>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
She should. She's duty bound. However I doubt she'd let us through her grasp so easily. She knows she can't send an escort with us because we're too strong. Most likely she'd use a Hell Butterfly or her squad to relay the message. Hopefully she won't just drag us in front of the Goku13

>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
This can wait; she has enough shit on her mind right now. If we tell her we're the son of a defector (or deadman) that doesn't bode well for us, and if we tell her about Aizen she'll most likely assume we're deflecting blaim. Also I think she heard Kenny.

>ask about eyepatch
Not as important as getting back to Kokkaku's or however you spell her name, but we'll need to do this one way or the other eventually.

>Check in with Mizuiro
There is really no reason not to.

>Mention yoruichi
Pandoras box. Soi will either flip her shit or get weakkneed. Best to keep it a surprise for now and play dumb if needed.
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>>26570154
>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
NO. Nonononononono. What the fuck is wrong with everyone thinking we can just tell her we're leaving, and expecting her to go along with it? We're stuck with her for the foreseeable future, may as well make the most of it.

>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
It seems like Orihime already spilled the beans but still. While we shouldn't lie, we shouldn't volunteer any information either

>ask about eyepatch
Ambivalent, no reason not to.

>check in with Mizuiro
Yes, tell them not to rescue us or anything like that

>Mention yoruichi
Nah, I don't want to touch that with a ten foot pole.
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>>26570154
N
N
Y
Y
N
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>counting then writing
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>>26570454
I await in joyful terror.
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>>26570386
A running theory is that he had no need for a sword; not its abilities and that he truly became one and maintained its abilities (and somehow ensnared Real Man Zangetsu on his conjical visit). His whole thing was that he and his Zanpakuto merged together as part of his evolution. Unlikely that he would discard that.
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>>26570361
... we defeated the plot rock once, we can do it again.
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>>26570154
>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends
>n
She can send one of her ninjas or a butterfly to inform people; she already was adamant she was sticking with us. Better to not push it.
>Tell her about your heritage and aizen
>n
Our entire heritage? Could be bad.
And about Aizen, Kenpachi already told her in the opening post.
>ask about eyepatch
>y
She already felt our reiatsu so something to limit it won't be too out there.
>check in with Mizuiro
>y

>Mention yoruichi
>n
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>>26570454
Seriously, how much of our "heritage" are you asking about us sharing?
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>>26570341
We have a pretty decent explanation here >>26569812 So if we stress that Lady Yoruichi trusted her to do her duty and stuff it will probably remove most of her hostility, given Soi Fon's personality.
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>>26570484
Not when it was working with a voluntary host who knew how to use it and outranked us in raw power.
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>>26570361
Then we don't let him get the Hougyoku?
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>>26570496
Short, to the point. Things be happening. No time to get into details
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>>26570523
he already has it.
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>>26570499
Except it's all based in information we don't have. I honestly doubt Yoruichi explained Soi Fon blatant hero worship, vassalhood in a way for that kind of comment to be in character.
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>>26570523
He already has a version of it. Also at this point he's still more powerful than us, and anyone who would make a difference in a battle(discounting Keigo) has gotten that thing he sent them.
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>>26570524
Eh; might be best to skip it for now and keep it as one of those "You never asked" things.
Sharing our life story isn't mission critical right now unless she demands it really. And she'd got a lot more on her mind that out bloodline right now I'd wager.
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>>26570536
I meant the complete version and implant it in his chest.

Don't let that happen.
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>>26570524
Phew. No mention of Shiba heritage off the bat? Thanks.
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>>26570553
Starrk&Lillynette?
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>>26570553
>anyone who would make a difference in a battle(discounting Keigo) has gotten that thing he sent them.
What?
Keigo being Aizen is a total ruse. Banking on it.
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>>26570537
We were "told about the captains" by Dad Urahara and Yourichi. Given that he didn't actually describe them it can be reasonably assumed that we know of everyone's shikai and most of their personality traits.
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>>26570567
Okay that I didn't think of but considering he has Tousen the only real chance we have of beating him is Gin doing actual damage to him before he can fully Hoguyoku.
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>>26570600
You realize that his Hoguyoku is going to remain woefully incomplete and incapable of merging with him as long as Orihime doesn't spend a month fixing it, right? If he pops it in now it will probably either fail to do anything, or dominate his soul.
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>>26570645
Dude, we are going to powerlevel. Deal with it.
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>>26570645
>implying dominating his soul wouldn't make the entire thing even more difficult
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>>26570592
Yeah, but consider how Yoruichi handles Soi Fon in canon, she's /still/ the teacher, after a century.

That kind of attitude, there's no way we know anything about their relationship unless Urahara started blabbing about it, and Yoruichi would not be pleased if he did. So we know that Soi Fon would be tapped to replace Yoruichi in her defection, and that she held Soi Fon in high esteem, but anything more than that? We have no idea.
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>>26570658
Why would we?

I mean did you miss the explanation of why Aizen's powers shorted out?
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>>26570658
I'm fine with that. Just don't expect Aizen to be our opponent.
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>>26570658
Not him, but I'd rather we didn't. I want to see the new form of OMZ and Zangetsu not have Zangetsu eat OMZ. Cosgrove said POTENTIAL is limited, not our current power.
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A little something while we wait.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-QeJzmHzWg
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>>26570675
Not what I was implying.

We should probably make sure our other girlfriend doesn't get kidnapped. If you're feeling paranoid, you might want to keep an eye on Momo.
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>>26570681
You mean in canon in that ep that was on toonami a week ago? Dude there is decent evidence that that was all part of his plan. Also that still required Ichigo to powerlevel like crazy for it to work.
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>>26570680
Yoruichi told us that Soi Fon probably would have followed us a few threads ago.
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>>26570701
Before we make up our mind, we'll need to see what Cosgrove is going to do to us.
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>>26570701
This is a shonen quest, power level limits are only their to be gratuitously broken.
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>>26570704
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-QeJzmHzWg
>English
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>>26570735
>their, not there
I go to commit sudoku...
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>>26570726
I'm dead set against letting OMZ get eaten, Zangetsu ain't got shit for foresight, the battle with OMZ proved that.
>>26570735
Then how fitting would it be to have us submit to save both of them, only to break through that barrier later? If you want basic shonen logic.
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>>26570704

Also while we wait. Enjoy some Live Action undead ninja ghost fighting. Starts 1:50 or so into the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvR1h1bdl78
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>Aizen’s Zanpakuto can create illusions through hypnosis and he‘s been up to a lot of shady stuff
>His Zanpakuto is pic related instead

>>26570741
Go cry to someone who cares subfag
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>>26570720
And? I'm objecting to the concept that we know anything about the interpersonal relationship between Yoruichi and Soi Fon and thus the latter's emotional instability about the former for use in a lever to get us on her "good side". We know a lot about her, her likely powers, and her stern personality, but nothing about her as a person.
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>>26570756
>only to break through them later
I know this is get me "Oh you know what he's planning?" a bunch of times but I kind of doubt it would be that simple. Because we'd most likely need someone like Urahara to do it and we may end up fighting Aizen before we even get back.
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>>26570777
And I'm arguing that we have enough of the pieces to make an informed guess, even if we don't have all of them.
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>>26570790
Yeah but it seems like we may need to choose between Zangetsu and all our friends.
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>>26570790
Even still, we know what aizen is doing ahead of time. This is not nearly as big a blindside as it was before.
Besides if we get gin to work with us.
>>26570830
And I chose friends. Without hesitation.
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>>26570790
1. Admittedly I may be entirely misunderstanding what you wrote because tired.
2. Pretty goddamn sure that Urahara isn't the one to break us past that barrier. Look at the zanpakuto smith and maybe some serious teaching from our sword.
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>>26570830
I doubt that. I think worst case scenario: we may just need to sacrifice our bromance and go full king and horse.
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>>26570592
Wasn't that basically him saying "You can use all of your OOC knowledge in character now, you don't have to pretend anymore."
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>meanwhile at the base
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>>26570850
Mah Shybel!
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>>26570801
>And I'm arguing that we have enough of the pieces to make an informed guess, even if we don't have all of them.

Really? Explain. Because I seem to have lost track of this conversation. Scrolling up through the posts I've responded to or were in response to me, I haven't found your argument.

capcha: sanyti Miss, apparently my error has turned me into a Jawa.
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>>26570864
If he had to use his ressureccion, things must have gone horribly wrong.
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>>26570856
No, worst case we just pull a stark and permanently manifest him as our kid brother. I'm sure our family would love that.
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>>26570873
My argument is "we know more than enough IC to say that without being OOC." especially since as >>26570860
says, we were basically handed a "use your knowledge" pass when it comes to the captains.
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>>26570864
Lewd.
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>>26570902
Not really.

For interest, we don't know Unohana was the first Kenpachi.
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I'm excited to see how Cosgrove chooses to evolve us when/ if we accept Zangetsu.
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>>26570898
Our hyper impulsive, delinquency destined kid brother.
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>>26570902
pretty much this.
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>>26570864
the more I look, the lewder it gets
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>>26570898
>We dress him in all whites and pinks and give him an umbrella
>"He's... an albino? Yes, we're going with that."
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>>26570940
Yep.
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>>26570898
That could be interesting.
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>>26570926
Remember, Zangetsu wasn't against the power siphon new form stuff. Which is what I want to see. It may be best case scenario here.
Its also the mystery box
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>>26570613
HNNNNNNNNG


Sweet Jesus, that booty!
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>>26570921
We do however know that she's fricken scary, which we have happily abused. I expect that to come back to bite us in a humerous fashion.
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>>26570945
>promptly uses said umbrella to club a police officer.
>"This is fun Bro!"
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>>26570898
>"So... what's you're name little guy?"
>"...Pride."
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>>26570945
You know, Zangetsu looks (if you ignore the eyes and tongue) do kind of look like he lost his color in the wash.
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>>26570959
Zangetsu was more just for anything but the current arrangement, no matter how convenient it is for us.
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>>26570902
I don't think it's reasonable to assume we're privy to everyone's personal dramas.

What we know, in-character, is that Soi Fon would have followed Yuroichi if she'd asked, but she chose not to and that there's baggage there.
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>>26570976
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
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>>26570968
Of course. She's going to make us a seated member of fourth squad (guessing 12th seat, Orihime fpgets to be npthe new third)
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>>26570976
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>>26570976
Yeeeees.
If we do wind up manifesting him as a "younger cousin", we shall call him "Selim".
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>>26570968
I still want her to make us Honorary Jackie Chan for the 4th.
>>26570985
Exactly. I really don't think a limiter would be able to contain us though, especially if they are talking canon Ichigo levels. I mean fuck if they could limit 0 squad then why are they all secluded and shit unless stuff hits the fan.
That and the changes OMZ and Zangetsu go through would be hilarious, especially if we can manifest both. Imagine Orihime's reaction.
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>>26570991
We also know that Yoruichi wants nothing to do with her past life in Soul Society and as her student/friend it might be nice of us to, you know, respect that and let the woman have some privacy?
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>>26571064
Yeah this.

Let's keep her secrets.

For the... hour or so they'll stay kept.
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Hey does anyone have that Aizen prison diary thing?
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>>26571050
Because Soul Society wants to keep those keys on lockdown. They're kind of expensive to make you know.
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>>26571064
No I totally agree with you there. But even basic common sense dictates that baring emotional wounds will be unlikely to do us favors, especially when we don't know the details. It's a minefield.

It is also massively disrespectful and a complete douche move.
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>>26571085
Was waiting until the darkness hit us to lighten things up, but here ya go.
(inaccurate though since it goes to 40 years meaning the current arc is misplaced)
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Oh fuck me.

>Kenny not going battle crazy right away.

We're in a damn illusion guys.
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>>26571115
Thanks
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You raise one finger up. “Just a second.”

You look over at Kenpachi, who looks thoughtful. “Where’s you eye patch. It seems useful.”

He shrugs, grinning. “There’s a lot about to go down and I had a good fight. I’m fine with beating down some punks effortlessly right now.”

You nod before activating your communications with Mizuiro, but all you seem to get is a loud screeching in your ear as you hurriedly disconnect. You frown, rubbing at your ear, as you look at Orihime and Ishida. “I can’t get a hold of Mizuiro. That’s… not good.”

Soi Fong listens from nearby as she sends a black butterfly off. “There. I’ve made a report to those who need to hear it. Right now though, you need to explain what that thing was.”

You grimace. “Alright, so my mother had powers and was attacked by a strange hollow. When I almost died to one, I somehow became a shinigami, but the hollow that attacked my mother somehow affected me and my Zanpakuto is also a hollow.”

She stares at you and you stare back. “Can I go check on my friends? I can’t contact them.”

She narrows her eyes before nodding. “Very well, I will accompany you. If nothing else than to note who your allies are.”

Kenpachi gives you a grin. “And I’m coming, too! Where you go, there’s surely something for me to fight.”

He glances over at Yumichika and Yachiru. “Hey, Yachiru, Yumichika. Get Ikkaku to the fourth and fixed up. Things will be heating up, so have the Eleventh at full attention. We aren’t missing out on this!”

They nod and vanish as Kenpachi and Soi Fong look towards you. “Well? Get a move on already!”

>Any response?
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>>26571123
Unlikely.

The Old Man is now immune to Muramasa's illusions, so he can serve as our eyes if he's not being an asshole.
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>>26571167
Right.

Let's roll.
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>>26571167
"Do you still have that eye patch?"
"If you can pick it up along the way, that'd be good"
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>>26571167
...I suppose we might as well, since things appear to be fairly dire on their end.
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>>26571167
Uh okay let's go.
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>>26571167
Let's go.

Maybe pick Orihime up to improve our speed?
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>>26571195
>>26571195
Shut up about the fucking eye patch, Zangetsu is not eating OMZ any time soon. Or Ever.
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>>26571213
What if we attached it to an enemy?
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>>26571176
Who said anything about Muramasa?
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>>26571167
"Alright, lets go. And I'm warning you now, some of my allies are a bit "unique", so I need you both to promise not to fly off the handle and kill anyone unless I give you the all clear, or they attack you first. We don't need friendly fire complicating this more than it already is."
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>>26571207
This.
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>>26571222
...If that happens, it doesn't matter what happens to our powers, because we are well and truly fucked.
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>Hm, let's see what's going on on /tg/ tonight

>MFW Bleach Quest again

>>26571225
This.
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>>26571167
Princess-carry Hime as we Shunpo off to ADVENTURE!
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>>26571225
Maybe just ask if they can wait outside for a couple minutes?
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>>26571225
>"Alright, lets go. And I'm warning you now, some of my allies are a bit "unique", so I need you both to promise not to fly off the handle and kill anyone unless I give you the all clear, or they attack you first. We don't need friendly fire complicating this more than it already is."
Fine with this but not the all clear or attack you first since folks might panic.
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>>26571167

Roll as fast as we can, if Orihime can't keep up, we princess carry, unless she's gotten Bringer Light, or can go fast with her fairies tugging on her shoulders.
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>>26571235
Hey, I'm just implying that we're about to mistakenly run directly to Old Man Genocide. Nothing else.
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>>26571167
>Kenpachi gives you a grin. “And I’m coming, too! Where you go, there’s surely something for me to fight.”
>Zeraki is Wrex

>“Alright, so my mother had powers and was attacked by a strange hollow. When I almost died to one, I somehow became a shinigami, but the hollow that attacked my mother somehow affected me and my Zanpakuto is also a hollow.”
>Inside her head; "... WAT."

ACTIONS:
Sigh, make sure Orihime and Ishida are ok, then get a move on while wondering why these two seem so eager to trust and help us.
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>>26571259
Zaraki probably just got a lot stronger.

By which I mean his mental block was lessoned.

Soi Fong finds us a person of interest, but not directly malicious.
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>>26571244
>Not princes carrying Ishida
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>>26571167
Cos, is it still to congested to us spirit sense to make sure Chizuru's group made it back to the support squad?
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>>26571246
We don't know what the situation is, for all we know we might be walking into a battlefield. If they see the Arrancar fighting, they'll probably just assume they're the enemy and try to gank them. Well, Soi Fon will anyway, so we need to get her to promise not to fight anything until we identify it as an enemy.
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>>26571167
...we didnt mention anything about getting the captain of the twelveth to double check the surveillance footage of Momo meeting with Urahara. This was our best chance of clearing her name without relying on an Aizen self reveal.

Oh well.
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>>26571167
"I really do have a problem of bringing trouble home. My cousin and dad will never let me live this down."
Let's talk about the ramifications of everyone's zanpakuto's going rogue to Soi-Fong while we go.
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>>26571307
But Kyouka Suigetsu.
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>>26571331
That only works if Kyouka Suigetsu allows it to work.

But fair point.
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>>26571167
Quickly try and find Kennys limited oh sweet jesus if he's just walking around without the limited some serious shit is about to happen
Remind them that some of our allies are unique
Pick up Hime
"Well lets get moving them."
And then we GOES FAST back to home base.
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>Cosgrove gives us an interlude
>We all expect that character to die
>It was all a feint, a diffeent character kicks the bucket
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>>26571259
But, to bring Soi Fon to our home base, means bringing her to Shiba House.
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>>26571380
Ok, so Zangetsu, Keigo, Ishida and Rukia are safe? Wasn't really expecting them to die...
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>>26571167
alright. but I'm going to need you to promise not to attack my companions- some of them have past history with Soul Society, and some of them are somewhat unusual
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>>26571387
Yeah that's unfortunate.

But we're not fast enough to evade Soi Fon, especially not with Orihime and Ishida.

And it seems like things may have gone all kinds of bad.
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>>26571387
Yeah, we really should have had support squad set up somewhere else.
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>5 minutes into our long ass life story speech
>She just walks out of the room
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>>26571387
True, but what alternative do we have?
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>>26571387
Well, it's isolated and has an owner that is not that fond of the Gotei 13, so she won't immediately think we're related. A more readily plausible explanation would be that Kuukaku just wanted to mess up the Seireitei.
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>>26571422
I wonder if Nel summoned the Espada?
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>>26571411
Pretty sure he(she?) meant that he would make a new interlude to set us up only to have our suspicious dashed.
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>>26571423
We trusted in the resident expert's opinion (Yoruichi). Can't be blamed for that.
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>>26571387
that's true, but keeping shit form her is a much more terribad idea
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>WRITING!
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>>26571447
That would imply that she could con Urahara.

She has never even remotely demonstrated that ability.
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>>26571447
>>26571463
Oh god, what if Aizen put an X-23 like trigger scent or phrase or something in her...
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>>26571448
The only interlude I see us getting is finding out that Aizen and Gin were watching us the entire time.
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>>26571462

There isn't enough brain bleach to undo seeing that Gif.

Oh well, lets get this show on the road.
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>>26571387
How is this a problem exactly?
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>>26571462
that gif... the horror
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>>26571463
...maybe I just want to believe in Momo, ok?
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>>26571486
someone needs to do that weird warping thing with one of those some day.

>>26571479
I will never not hope for Interludes. Dat world building.
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>>26571434
None. She's determined to find out the truth about our lies, and she won't be satisfied until she has answers. She's faster than we are, not remarkably retarded, and can threaten us with instant death in two hits with her shikai. The only way we're getting out of this is if something comes up that's more important and we can manage to extract Momo in the confusion.
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>>26571484
The Sheba house is in disgrace and Fom might decide to summarily execute all of them once she sees Yoruichi.
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>>26571494
I don't see why it has to be a choice between the two.

Sode no Shirayuki and possibly Mirokumaru have both gone rogue, and Tobiume is probably still in pursuit.
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>>26571484
She just reported to the captain commander, and you know Aizen's going to intercept that butterfly. And then he's going to track Kenny and we're going to lead that broken powered zanpakuto right back to base.
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>>26571533
Someone needs to open the Garganta.
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>>26571503
>not remarkably retarded,

She's actually reasonably smart. It's just that her crazy loyalty and sense of duty override better judgment sometimes. Especially when Aizen illusion bullshit is fucking thing sup.
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>>26571484
Her mind might break even more when she finds out the whole, Shinagami Quincy Hollow Babbys. A Ghost fucking a living breathing human and causing a natural birth child.
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>>26571547
The Espada have no reason to come here.

Might be enough to piss off Zero Squad.

Or make Yamamoto take action.
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>>26571537
Shouldn't the question be:
"Is Muramasa's Rebellion part of Aizen's plot, or is he also blindsided by this?"
The second question is:
"Are Aizen, Tousen, and Gin too busy fighting their own Zanpakuto's to intercept that butterfly?"
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>>26571513
Then she will get her ass handed to her. Counting us there will be five captain level combatants in the area. She and mister murder face just won't cut it.
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>>26571583
six counting our cousin.
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>>26571552
That was my point, we can't rely on her making dumb decisions, we can't outrun her, and we lack the speed and the luck to lock her out of successes in a fight so we can't beat her. So we have to convince her to our side with plain old-fashioned charisma.
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>>26571583
>Yoruichi
>Probably Kuukaku
>Starrk&Lillynette (I count them as one person)
>Harribel
>Neliel

That presumes that our friends make it back to base.
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>>26571583
also Kenny's totally on our side-defeat makes friendship and all that
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>>26571622
Technically with Blut Vene aren't we effectively immune to her shikai?
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>>26571570
>>26571537
>Aizen intercepts Butterfly
>"Shit... uh... Soi-Fog and Kenpatchi havegone rogue? Maybe? Fuck it, I'm rolling with that."
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>>26571645
She knows more ways to kill us

Gosh, the suspense is killing me.

We gotta let slip eventually that we're the kid of a Shinigami.
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>>26571648
wont intercepting a butterfly sent by the 2nd Squad captain be even more difficult? I mean, shit nigga, the butterfly along probably has ninja training.
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>>26571657
"I can't... I can't. I. CAN'T. I'm done... done done done. No. NO. This is stupid. I'm going home. I don't want to play any more."
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>>26571687
"Oh come on, It's not like I made my own character sheet."
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I just want to see her hook up with Chizuru on the rebound after Yoruichi properly tells her she's not into chicks. Much.
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>>26571687

"WAIT, I haven't even revealed my mom was a Quincy! Or that I learned how to GOFAST from a talking Cat! Did I mention I've only had superpowers for about a month!"

Though after her gasp at the "Sealed King" reveal...she probably already knew.
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>>26571687
PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!
this is the greatest thing ever.
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>>26571734
As do I. Not going to be easy to make that happen.
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>>26571734
I want to become friends with her, and then have her help us plot our revenge pranks on Hat and clogs. The things she will justify under "Real world training operations"
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>>26571645
As long as it holds out. /Yes/. That is a very, very small comfort. Because it's die dependent. She rolls a 20 and we don't? We're hit. We roll a 1 and she doesn't? We're hit. That right there is a *ten percent* chance of taking a hit. For every roll. That is ignoring all the kido she has to know for Shunko, her Bankai, and the rest of everything she knows.

A ten percent chance of taking a hit from Soi Fon is several orders of magnitude worse than a 95% chance of being hit from more conventional combatants.
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>>26571734
>impying Yoruichi isn't into chicks
>implying Yoruichi won't be fully single by the end of this thread because Kisuke is totally going to die this thread
>implying Yoruichi and Chizuru aren't both ok with a threesome
>implying implications
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You nod, picking up Orihime, who looks tired, in a bridal carry. "Alright, lets go. And I'm warning you now, some of my allies are a bit "unique", so I need you both to promise not to fly off the handle and kill anyone unless I give you the all clear, or they attack you first. We don't need friendly fire complicating this more than it already is."

Soui Fong grimaces but nods, her eyes watching you like a hawk as the five of you head out at a fast pace.

/INTERLUDE ALERT!/

/????/

I can only watch in horror at the events that are unfolding around me. For so long, I have desperately held on to what control I had even as it slowly slipped from my fingers.

I don’t regret it though. No, knowing what I could have been, I’m glad it happened this way.

WHAT

Even if my body belongs to a monster, my heart does not. I never succumbed to that despair I was on the precipice of. What it showed me, what it saw, proved to me that power is meaningless if you’re alone.

Kurosaki Ichigo. I saw you there, too. You were strong, but alone. The future I saw for myself saw you, a being above the rest like myself. Instead of discarding everything for power, I watched how you beat me.

ARE YOU

But you were so very alone, especially at your end. In the end we both failed.

DOING

But maybe now you’ll have a chance. You’re no longer alone.

STOP

I’ll leave you one last thing using the last of the strength I have left.

You and I… I’m sure we could have been friends.

/????/

>(1/2)
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>>26571775
/INTERLUDE 2/

Rubble and smoke surrounds what’s left of the Shiba house. Bodies lay scattered around, unconscious. I stare in horror at the figure behind this all, clutching at my mutilated arm, my communications jammed, unable to warn anyone.

He looks like an older Keigo at first, but there’s differences in the facial structure. To his sides are probably Ichimaru Gin and Kaname Tousen. And there’s something else there, too. Human shaped.

Aizen looks around contently, like he’s waiting.

And I realize he is.

I’m no threat to him, and Starrk… he’s gone, in a strange black box of energy.

Yoruichi’s missing and he’s waiting.

For Ichigo.

Oh, god, Ichigo.

Don’t Come here.

Its what he wants.

In the distance I notice figures approaching and I begin to weep as Aizen smiles.

“Well, there’s one of the two pieces to the puzzle I need.”

/INTERLUDES END/

>will write more in a minute.
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>>26571775
...Holy fucking shit.

Goodbye, Sosuke Aizen.
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>>26571775
>>26571782
Interlude 1 is the Hoguyoku. CALLING IT!
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>>26571782
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>>26571774
>implying Yoruichi won't get herself killed while going full fucking bloodrage on Urahara's killer
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>>26571782
Well fuck.

Also Caja Negacion is OP.
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>>26571782

that's a hell of a place to drop off the east coast on. Shit.

Don't get us killed guys, please?
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>>26571801
I think it might be the uppercaps, but lowcaps is Aizen.

It seems to match Aizen and Ichigo's last interaction.
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>>26571834
It does indeed. If I missed last nights episode I would have been a little lost. Now... now I know fear and it entices me.
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See you space cowboy.
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>>26571782

Well fuck...

Lets chat with our current friends and new allies/frenemies whilst we GOFAST! Ask Ishida if Eyeshadow-Mc-LadyCoat dropped any expository gloating while they fought.
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>>26571827

Will try not to, we'll try not to.
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>>26571860
He's not dead, just out of play.
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I warned you bro.

I warned you about time travel and associating with sentient wish-granting hate-engines.

Why didn't you listen Aizen?
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>>26571852
>last night's episode
What? I didn't see that last night and can't find it on the archive.
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>>26571879
I think he's talking about the anime. They just wrapped up the Aizen fight in the dub.
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>>26571782
>>26571775

Wait, how'd he even come to the conclusion what he'd want was at the Shiba house?
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>>26571895
He's Aizen.
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>>26571895
Because he knows our dad was Shiba Isshin?

Thus if we're in the Soul Society, it makes sense that we'd meet with our relatives?

Pretty basic stuff.
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>>26571876
>Hogyo-kun has assumed direct control

Poor, poor future-Keigo. He was just trying to help.
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>>26571895
>

He's known about Isshin well before we were born. He knows we know we're Shiba CLAN, we be fucked.

...Momo...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The people arriving first...are everyone else....SHIT SHIT SHIT!

More of our friends just walked into the fire.
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>>26571895
when did you get the impression that he wasn't at Shiba House before we were?
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>>26571892
Oh that. Yeah that makes some sense, but I think that the lowercase is the Hoguyoku and uppercase is Aizen. I mean the manner of speech is one thing but unless time travel shit is actually happening, we haven't met Aizen yet. I think the Hoguyoku tried to fuck him over.
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>>26571925
What the SHIT?

How did that picture get in my post?

I don't even have that saved on my computer, much less in my Fate/ folder.
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>>26571945
Hey! I'm in the thread on /co/ that was just posted in!
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>>26571928
Eh, why would she be at the top of the list?

It's not like we need extra motive to hate Aizen.
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>>26571928
Amazing how everything seems to work just as Aizen plans.
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>>26571945

My, my, anon-kun, you sure are useless
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>>26571934
I dunno. Text seems to me like lowercase could be OMZ about to do something rash, and Xangetsu flipping the fuck out in uppercase.
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>>26571782
You can guess my reaction.

>>26571945
Moooooot!
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>>26571985
Self recrimination for unknowingly hip getting her killed immediately after finally rescuing her. It's the utter failures at the finish line that rphurt the most in the long run.
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>>26572012
...Then I guess I'll have one less quest to read.
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>>26572001
Reads more like Zangetsu in lowercase and OMZ in caps to me.

Or maybe it's The Plot Rock and Aizen... or Keigo and Aizen. WHO KNOWS?!
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>>26571989

Maybe this will be happening when we get there?
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>>26571994
Anon Muyo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZPtFNTpCzk
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>>26572001
It was talking about not needing power, trying to get with Ichigo because they were both powerful and not caring about anyone, and then suddenly caring. It also said it was being controlled by a monster. While it could be OMZ and Zangetsu o doubt Cos would still stir us with something already so out in the open.
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>>26572049
Dunno. All just wild mass guessing ATM.
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>From Twitter 3 hours ago:
>"Well, Peter Parker Quest would be things building up a bit more. Bleach Quest... well things will happen. The game changes and someone dies."
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>26572036
Haha no.
For one, she's still recovering her powers. For another, her sword is still AWOL. For a third, cosgrove is currently providing us with Kubo tier motivation to surpass the challenge Aizen represents in act two.

Momo's probably not going to die. Say good bye to lesbro.
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>>26572060
The lowercase just really clicked when I remembered the Hoguyoku's dialogue from before.
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>“Well, there’s one of the two pieces to the puzzle I need.”

I read this as "There's the two pieces of pizza I need."
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>>26572066
At first I thought that someone was going to be OMZ, but now I'm not sure if it's Aizen or Keigo
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>>26572066
Obviously.

He's wearing lead boots while standing on thin ice.

But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt for now.
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>>26572066
Bah. Nobody dies in bleach.

Except that one Arrancar Yammy punched. She's dead.
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>>26572087
Yamamoto.
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>>26572069
Why the fuck would Chizuru die?

It's just dumb at this point.
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>>26572082

But...Aizen doesn't need Pizza.

Aizen needs Tacos.
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>>26572086
>>26572087
Well no matter what this sort of thing was bound to happen eventually. Love it or hate it, it was inevitable.
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>>26571782
Okay, so breaking things down. Keigo ends up in the past. Hisw body is Aizen. Plot rock also ends up in the past. He knows how bad it is, but it is the only way he can see to prevent a horrible future. It assumes Direct Control.
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>>26572082
Well *Technically* half our party is Chrese Pizza, legally.
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>He's waiting
>Pizza
"Oh hey Ichigo! What's going on bro?! Saved you a slice man. Hey why are you so mad? It's a pretty big one... oh these guys. Ya no idea. They where totally like this when I got here."
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>>26572102
So you're saying this is LITERALLY all Urahara's fault?
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>>26572098
Yeah, thinking rescue missions, not dead comrades.
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>>26572121
Aiiiizzeeeeeeennnnnnn.
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>>26572125
Nah, Plot rock probably manipulated Urahara into making him in the first place.
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>>26572125
When was it ever NOT Urahara's fault.
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>>26572125
Wait, was that ever actually in question?
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>>26572121
"Your presence here is somewhat incriminating, Captain."
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There’s a surge of Reiatsu up above as you clear the gate. Increasing your speed, you run forward as fast as you can. Soon after, you arrive at the scene of… what was once your cousin’s house. Harribel, apparently having used her resurreccion, is standing between Aizen and Chizuru as Apacci, Sung-sun, and Mila Rose all also seem to have released, as they face a Black man wearing a visor, a white-haired man with narrowed eyes and a grin, and a monstrous thing that looks like a hollow.

Aizen looks over at you and smiles.

“Kurosaki Ichigo. We meet again.”

You scowl at him. “Aizen”

He nods his head, glasses shining ominously as the figure near the Tres starts screeching, as its arm collapses. Aizen lets out a sigh and approaches it.

“Poor Toshiro, just couldn’t handle it, could you?”

He rips something out of his chest as the figure collapses, parts of its body flaking away, revealing part of the still in horror face of Hitsugaya Toshiro.

What Aizen holds in his hand should be impossible.

You destroyed it, goddamn it!

The Holyoke shines ominously in his hand as Aizen’s smile becomes smug.

“I heard about what happened. But, Kurosaki Ichigo, at what point did you come under the impression you actually destroyed the Hogyoku?”

>Reactions?
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>>26572100
What?

Cosgrove assuming direct control of the narrative and killing someone?

Yeah, it'd happen eventually, and it could be very good or very bad.

Inevitability has nothing to do with it.
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>>26572157
Bullshit!!!!
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>>26572157
Swordception Ice Shot RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
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>>26572157
>“I heard about what happened. But, Kurosaki Ichigo, at what point did you come under the impression you actually destroyed the Hogyoku?”
When I just used Getsuga Tenshou, right now.
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>>26572157
What the hell.


NO. HE'S OURS!
Let's go!

Rider Kick!
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>>26572157
... I got nothen...
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>>26572157
>at what point did you come under the impression you actually destroyed the Hogyoku?”
When I destroyed it.
May I ask when you put me under your illusion?
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>>26572157
>ice shota was just straight out killed
wat?
>hongyouku went with Ice-Shota
FUCKING WHAT?
THATS SOME SHIT RIGHT THERE.
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>>26572157
"To be honest, I never did. I figured it just disappeared as suddenly as it materialized.

Now are you going to just hypnotize Captains Soi Fong and Zaraki into not hearing this conversation, or is now the part where you stop pretending?"
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>>26572157
GO KENPATCHI!
USE LIMIT BREAKER!

>“Kurosaki Ichigo. We meet again.”
>again
What... aw fuck.
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>>26572157
Talk to the Old Man and Zangetsu mentally.

Ask if, in the third option, we can channel all the power we'd be giving up into one cataclysmic attack.
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>>26572215
aw niggers.
we somehow got swordceptioned and thats some shit.
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>>26572157
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>>26572157
"Since when were you under the impression I won't just destroy it again?

Also. Playing your hand so openly like this lacks subtley. I'm almost disappointed."
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>>26572157
"There was a point when it cursed me and swore vengeance, but I never really believed it was destroyed."

"Captain Soin-Fong, believe me now?"
And Getsuga Tenshou Aizen before he can use his sword.
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So should we just attack the Hoguyoku or what?
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>>26572157
>Nelliel and Momo not around

Hopefully they retreated.
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>>26572229
this, or a power boost to all our friends
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>>26572157
> Holyoke
Totally cool buys, don't worry. It's not the plot rock, but an incredible ice-shota flavored simulation.
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>>26572157

>“I heard about what happened. But, Kurosaki Ichigo, at what point did you come under the impression you actually destroyed the Hogyoku?”

At the point I destroyed it! Destroying it was a key part of me thinking I destroyed it! Stop cheating Aizen!
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>>26572157
"Interesting, it seeks out the strongest willed individual in its vicinity to use as a host. Since I expect that would be you captain Aizen I must say I am quite impressed that you have managed to keep it at bay. I suppose I should think of you more highly than your average antisocial, sociopatic megalomaniac, but the rest of your behavior makes it very hard to see past the stereotypes."

Prep to implant the fucker in Aizen.
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>>26572229
Holy shit. This could be a good idea. Support.
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Rolled 1

>>26572157
"well with the power of friendship, let me show you" Mask up and ask zengetsu for full power. than cut this mother fucker.
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>>26572215
>“Kurosaki Ichigo. We meet again.”
>again

He is a looper, all this has been a time loop that Aizen has manipulated.
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>>26572257
We roll changed this from mattering, right?
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Rolled 8

>>26572257
Friendship is negative. Rider Kick is Go.
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>>26572257
ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ANON STHAP!
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>>26572258
And then Keigo closes the loop.
The end.
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>>26572157
"when did you come under the impression I did?"
Getsuga the man in the visor
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>>26572257
>>26572274
Fucking stop, they don't even count anymore.
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>>26572157
We told you dawg.
We warned you bro.
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>>26572157

Focus. Focus Focus Focus. Throat Punch.

Open with Blut Arteries Throat Punch. Aided by Shunpo.

Repeat Throat Punch.

Like so.
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>>26572274
Irk, stop encouraging compulsive roller. When the time comes we need to sit on any successes we actually manage to roll.
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>>26572157
Anyone else think that first thing we should do is disengage ice shota from them. We still might be able to help him.
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>>26572252
Aizen made his own and stuck in the ice shota so he could awaken his. Then he claimed it was the one you destroyed.

Because that one traveled forward in time lodged itself in Keigo and forced into the past.
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>>26572247
We know that can't happen.

But I don't see why the other thing would be different than a lesser version of Mugetsu.
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>>26572157
Under our breath: "Soi Fon, run now, don't stop. Report this."

We know she's under his illusions, she can't stay here. Hopefully it hasn't occurred to him to override her senses yet.
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wait wait wait, lets back this shit up a bit here.
so toshiro just died and aizen just pulled his own pile of faggotry right then and there.
so soul society is down bout 4 captains instead of the usual 3 by this point.
well shit.
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>>26572289
>>26572299
Oh, fine.

But I shall be waiting. For Justice.
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>>26572278
Haw, I like it.
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>>26572157
I am dumbstruck... this is in your hands guys...
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>>26572300
Well yeah.

Sure he's dead now, but let's see if Orihime can do anything.

Though it might not work if she really doesn't care about healing Hitsugaya.
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>>26572318

I don't think Toshiro is dead yet.

He might be nearly dead and partially transformed into something.

Poor Toshiro...never thought I'd say it.
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>>26572313
Yeah this.
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Cosgrove, if this has been all Aizen's illusion ever since Keigo's first transformation into 'Aizen', where he demonstrated Aizen's shikai that he couldn't have possibly known nor mimicked perfectly on the first try, and you didn't let us react since it was all the same text wall, then sincerely, fuck you and I hope this quest ignites into a fiery tailspin straight into the yellowstone super caldera explosion so that you understand how not okay that is.
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>>26572300
'hime is quite skilled.
>>26571782
"Never really. I figured that if there isn't a body it probably isn't dead. The more interesting question is when exactly I met you originally.
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>>26572318
Upside, three espada onside. About even.
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Wait. Tobiume was also trailing this group and coming here; where is she?
And did the Zanpakuto's of Aizen, Gin, and Tousen just not rebel?
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>>26572335
dude, he is cadaveriffic
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>>26572318
Well, we're probably getting forced into one of the open seats, so...

But in all seriousness, Aizen just cleared the vizards' names with this stunt, so SS doesn't really have a captain problem.
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>>26572157
What... do you mean "meet again"?

Soi Fong needs ti run, but I doubt she'd make it far.
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>>26572334
If we get Orihime to do it we'd also have to swordception him because he's being Hollowfied. Luckily he's weak as shit compared to us at this point.
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>>26572157
>MFW

The Kuboing. It's beautiful. Beautiful!

Ichigo's reaction:

"About the same point I got tired of bad shit happening all the live-long day. Only Momo and Orihime can fuck with me, you bastard!"
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>>26572356
And when has that ever stopped 'hime?
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>>26572313
>>26572229
Supporting both of these.
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>>26572361
Or have Uryuu shoot him a few times.
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>>26572157
"Is now the part where you gloat and explain your plan?

Because despite myself, I actually am interested in hearing how the fuck you managed any of this."
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>>26572313
This. This so hard.

If she runs, that means she won't be around to be bamboozled into attacking us. If we're lucky he might even send one of his lackeys after her to keep her from reporting in.
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>>26572353
They're powerful enough that it'd probably require Muramasa to do it up close and personal.
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Gin seems... oddly ok with killing a fellow captain.
Come to think of it, I don't think he ever crippled or took the life of another Soul Reaper in canon.
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>>26572345
It hasn't. I promise you that.


>so, what's the overall response, then?
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>>26572157
"That brief moment when I thought something nice could happen to me.

What a fool I was."
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>>26572353
>And did the Zanpakuto's of Aizen, Gin, and Tousen just not rebel?
What makes you think they didn't just slap their shit back into line?

>>26572157
>Littlest Snow Man possibly dead
Godammit! Now we'll never get to slap his shit again.
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>>26572384
>>26572313
Seconded.
>>26572397
Can't read mah poker face.
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>>26572335
I don't think Orihime has the energy to keep him from dying. Also, we need to get her the fuck to safety! <there is no safety> shit, we have another girlfriend to rescue.

(I swear, the first two arcs of bleach at loosely based off of Mario Brothers)
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>>26572353
Muramasa needs to be in fairly close proximity to force a Zanpakuto to rebel. We seem to have encountered him in the very opening stages of his little rebellion, so he probably just hadn't gotten to them yet.
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>>26572397
to be fair gin will do damn near fuck everything just to off aizen though, to him his best shot is wait for aizen to lose his guard and for Gin to ultimately off the tits out of him
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>>26572410

>>26572313
and
>>26572229

For starters.
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>>26572397
He fucked with Toshiro a lot, I doubt he liked him, no one really did.
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>>26572410

Throat punch? Throat punch.

Seriously, angry rage shout of "AIZEN"

Sword out, sword out first. Going to shock our new traveling buddies considering how hesitant we were to fight before.
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>>26572410

Call him a dick and tell him his shit is retarded.

They tell Soi Fong to fucking run for help.
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>>26572436
I agree with both of those.
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>>26572410
Out of character? Be dumbstruck and panic
In character? Hope Soi Fong takes the hint and flee with Hime, inquire as to what he ment when he said "meet again". Prepare for cataclysmic confrontation and prey Zangetsu's on our side even though he's pissed.
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>>26572425

Lest we also assume...that pending on their relationship...Aizen and his Sword might be able to swing a Byakuya against Murasame...

Shit...be...fucked...
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>>26572410
Rider Kick. Best option, and we can probably get most people to help.


Also, Soi Fong goes for help.
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>>26572410
Maybe
>>26572384

Play it cool for now. Maybe he'll actually suck enough to tell us more information.
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>>26572410
Get Orihime to heal John Snow, Get Soifon to run away, and Talk to OMZ and Zangetsu to fight full power.

Prepare Keigo for his journey to the past to complete the time loop as he becomes Aizen
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>>26572410
Beam Spam
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>>26572463
that'd be some serious shit if that was the case.
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>>26572438
No. I'm sorry but no. Now is not the time for any random attack we can think of or rider kicks. Nows the time to out troll Aizen however the fuck we can and
>>26572229
Fits the bill. And I was dead against any of that mystery box up until now.
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>>26572410
Have 'hime heal/stabilize john snow if possible.
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>>26572397
>My husbando just assisted in the murder of my commanding officer and friend
>I have no idea how to feel about this.
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>>26572465
Eh, there's probably a reason Harribel and the Tres Bestia haven't attacked yet.
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>>26572436
these plus trying to fuck up Tousen or Gin to free up our allies
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>>26572229
Yeah, channel a level of power which could potentially kill all of our friends into an attack aimed a person who is standing near to all of our friends. Real smart, guys.
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>aizen's waiting for a response
>as hes sitting there waiting for ichigo he looks at his party
>and sees keigo
>starts questioning what the fuck he did a few years ago for that.
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>>26572485
>>26572472
Aizen is literally right there.

Unless someone tosses Toshiro over to us, that's not happening.
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>>26572157
Wait, Nel is already down for the count? Did not see her dropping that fast. I take it our various human friends are also unconscious already?
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>>26572493
Pretty sure she'd feel even MORE betrayed than she did in canon. And probably be in a pretty vulnerable place. So anons, IF Rangiku puts the moves on us, we say NO. We are NOT taking advantage of her being on the rebound. I really, REALLY want those tits, but not if we get them by being a douchenozzle.
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>>26572506
He didn't say do it at that immediate fucking moment. He said to ask if it was possible. We need an ace in the hole.
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>>26572506
I just want to know if it's possible, not doing it immediately.
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>>26572506
So we try and chat? Get hi to spill something.

Ask him why he's done all this?
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>>26572521
Nel's under his illusions. If he's on the scene, her being unconscious is the best we could hope for, because otherwise he'd trick her into doing something stupid.
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>>26572410
this
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>>26572472
I think healing Ice faggot when he was a dead giant insane abomination might be a bad idea.
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>>26572521
>You know what canon Aizen did to Ichigo and Harribel? That's where she is.

>Also, Yoruichi is not there.
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>>26572521
or worse.

Aizen busted down the doors like a Nemesis BoW fused with the Kool-Aid Man and just facerolled everyone like they where trash mobs.

Complete tactical superiority.
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>>26572521
Hopefully Nelliel noped away with Momo.
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>>26572524

>I really, REALLY want those tits, but not if we get them by being a douchenozzle.

Me too man, though I hear you, honor before tits.
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>>26572547
Oh what?

Where's Momo then?
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>>26572547
>You know what canon Aizen did to Ichigo and Harribel?
Nope; time to go read some backlogs.
This shit must be from the circus because it's in tents.
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>>26572157
>"We meet again."
If that's actually Keigo and Aizen's hiding by an illusion of our buddy to get us to kill him for kicks, I'm going to be less than happy,

From this point on I think we should stick to CQC guys.
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>>26572547
And I just realized Ice faggot isn't definitely dead, and you could've been referring to someone else. KUBO DAMN YOU!!
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>>26572157
It was just a hope. The chances of being able to destroy what Urahara couldn't was extremely low. My luck is bad enough that I knew I'd be seeing it again.
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>>26572587
weren't we going to do that anyway just in case of Aizen fucking with us?
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Why do so many people want our girlfriend to stroll up and kneel next to the big bad to administer first aid?
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>>26572547
...Mindfucked and betrayed?
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>>26572610
She could just send the fairies and stuff, they are supposed to be independent.
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>So, tell Soi Fong to run and report, then attack Aizen to try to give Orihime a chance to get in there and medic things up?
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>>26572586
>"How pathetic. You're weak. Etc."
>should be fatal slash
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>>26572610
Stupidly mostly. Stupidity & an inability to grasp the obvious.
>>26572410
It seems to be something along the lines of "It fucking figures."
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>>26572610
NTR fetish.
>>26572639
Yes.
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>>26572639
I think its more ask why Aizen's so fucked up, but yes
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>>26572639
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
things are going to go wrong anyway, much as well have them go wrong this way.
Personally I'd tell Orihime to run, but that's just me.
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>>26572643
Neither died though so good news there.
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>>26572639
Include telling Kenpachi that he can have Gin and Tousen at the same time.
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>>26572564
Precisely. Now, after she's in a better place, once she's moved on, if she still wants to play with Zangetsu, and if our girls are cool with it, well then who are we to say no?
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>>26572639
Eh, I'm more in favor of keeping Aizen talking.
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>>26572547
...shit, time for pre fight shonen talking at one another.
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>>26572639
Yeah, sure. Why not?

We might as well have Zangetsu eat Old Man Backstabber so we can max out and probably kill everyone around us via Spiritual Overpressure too.
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>>26572662
This is actually a good idea.
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>>26572639
Eh, first ask Harribel what's happened.
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>>26572397
What? No Gin straight up murdered a seated officer straight out of the academy just to get Aizens attention. He was also part of schemes that saw patrols wiped out to a man to get Renji, Kira, Hisagi and Momo to trust in Aizen, JUSTICE! and him. Also the whole cutting Hiyori in half.
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>>26572639
I protest the part with Orihime, I think that is a quick way to lose her the rest I am cool with.
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>>26572639
Keep Aizen talking.

If most of our friends are already down, we shouldn't be under the illusion (hue hue) that we can do much against Aizen and his goon squad in a straight fight.

As long as he's talking, he isn't murdering us on the spot. Thats a good thing in my book.
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>>26572618
This I meant.
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Why do you stupid fucks want to give Aizen a seat to Orihime's unique abilities?
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>>26572639
Not a fan of attacking him right away.
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>>26572668
Do this after telling Soi-Fon to book it. We know he's stronger than us even without illusions and we don't want our allies to die.
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>>26572639
yup
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>>26572639
Nah, if Aizen wants to talk, let him.
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>>26572639

"Soul Society needs to know...you do see Aizen standing there, right? Not something impossibly incriminating that I can't see,"
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I just had an idea. Aizen is probably vulnerable when releasing his perfect hypnosis so, and stick with me here, we slice our eyes while facing him and attack him full force then. We can regenerate our eyes back with HSR the next turn.
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>>26572694
A seated officer that willingly worked for Aizen.
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>>26572639
hime needs to run with our friends and keep them safe

Jon Snow is NOT our friend, he is clearly an ENEMY
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>>26572639
i think we're trying to stall for time
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>>26572639
No. Soi Fong isn't going to make it in time, especially with the Zanpakuto rebellion in full force. Tell her to take Gin and CQC him since IpAizen might you illusions to eps witch him with an ally at any moment. Tell Kenny to take care of Blind boy and try to just kill him into immobility, not death. We take Aizen with Harribel. Yachiru goes for help if she thinks she can make it. Orihime and Ishida help as they can, unfortunately we can't spend the attention to focus on saving Toshiro,
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>>26572639
>wanting to fight 2 captains and aizen with plot rock
pls no, he'd wreck us with one swing while gin and tosen kill our friends.
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>>26572747
Or just keep them shut?
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>>26572696

Second.

Also, Capcha:

>surrounded dicizen
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>>26572639
Keep the bastard talking... dear god keep the egotistical bastard talking We are SO out of our depth here... we need to prey for a miracle.
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>>26572639
Hell fucking no to attacking Aizen right now.
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>>26572639
No, fighting Aizen right now is retarded. Keep the guy talking.
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>>26572768
Not dramatic enough. Also I don't know why, I feel like we might somehow be vulnerable. Like we open them too early or something.
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>>26572639
we only attack if Orihime can't get in to help our friends on her own. Our friends are the people down other than Shiro
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>Solution to this
>Hime. Do it.
>.50 Cal killing intent rounds kneecap and elbow all three of them.
Fuck your shit niggas.
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>>26572639
Hell no, especially to fighting Aizen now, and putting Orhime in danger and kidnapping range.
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So, predictions for Zanpakuto that we've never seen:

Hyori's sword: ???
Yachiru's sword: Probably a giant pink tiger themed loli. Ten feet tall, but with proportions equivalent to Yachiru herself. She is full of adoribibble RAGE.

others?
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>>26572639
Stall for time, have Hime heal our friends first. Ice Boy is optional, and comes later.

We can't retreat if all our allies are unconscious, and we can't solo three Captains and a Hogie-Q.
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>>26572811
They're probably too fast for that?
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>So have Soi Fong try to report while you keep Aizen talking?
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I feel this is an appropriate music choice for this moment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMGCcRAVpcM
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>>26572639
If we have any intelligence at all we won't attack Aizen when we're tired and our allies are down.
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>>26572837
This works for me.
Also in before Kenny gets bored and goes murder mode just because.
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>>26572837
Sounds like a great way to get her killed.
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Also, it occurs to me that we can't tell Soi Fon to do shit.

Also, soon as she draws her sword, this place will be surrounded by Ninja...Shinigami NInja.

Ninja everywhere.
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>>26572844
We don't is the thing.
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>>26572837
Yes. Min risk, med reward
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>>26572856
You say ninjas, but in this context you mean mooks.
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>>26572837
Yep sounds good. A tad annoyed we don't get to personally kill John Snow.
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>>26572837
Nah, don't bother telling her to do anything.

She'd know the appropriate course of action probably.
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>>26572838
I can't listen to that without thinking of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1nyd_o3IYo
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>>26572855
The only things faster than her are Yoruichi and Suzemebachi. She'll be safer than fighting the BBEGs
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>>26572855
She'd attack Aizen otherwise, you fuckwit. He can negate her Shikai effortlessly too.
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>>26572873
When more than 6 ninjas are present they automatically become mooks.
Read more McNinja.
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>>26572837
Sure.
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>>26572837
I guess?

Hopefully she's too fast for Gin.
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>>26572837
Tell her that since she's Sanic fast she should run and get help so this isn't swept under the rug if we die like TBTP.
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>>26572910
She just needs to SERPENTINE
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>>26572855
SHOOT TO KILL

And then we are out our DFC lesbian.
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>>26572899
Maybe you're right. You do expect him to Renji her if she tries to get to to the commander though, right?
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>>26572910
She can beat him in a foot race.

His Zanpakuto on the other hand? She'll probably have to dodge that. But she's a ninja, so unless her mooks show up and accidentally invoke the law of inverse ninjutsu, she'll be fine.
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>>26572837
So where's Hinamori and Kuukaku?
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>>26572958
AWOL and unconscious I believe.
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...So are we wrapping up?

Because it feels like we are at least 3/4 of the way through the story at this point.
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>>26572993
based on Bleach's plotline? not even a little bit
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>>26572993
Shits moving too fast cap'n
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>>26573014
Don't I know it.
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>>26573014

No, Scotty, MORE POWER TO THE ENGINES!
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>>26572993
>3/4's of the way through
>Bleach
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>>26572993
More like 1/2 tops. We probably won't fight Aizen for the last time here and now.
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>>26572993
>3/4 of the way through the story
Top lel
the Vandenreich haven't even been seen yet and we haven't hueco'd much of mundo yet nor met the 13 or the Royal Guard
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>>26572993
Not even close.

This feels analogous to the scene at the end of the SS arc on Sokyoku Hill when Aizen shows up, pimp-smacks everybody around a bit, and leaves.

If he's outing himself like this, my guess is he's going to kidnap whoever happens to be central to his plan, laugh in our face, and fuck off to his sweet-ass moon palace in Mexico.
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>>26573063
But we were already going to go there.

And Muramasa seems to have already been an afterthought.
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You look back at Soi Fong who seems frozen in shock. “Run. Make sure people know.” She nods, a bitter look in her eyes along with a gasp of horrible realization before she turns around, darting off.

Aizen watches her run off, amused. “She won’t make it, you know.”

You raise an eyebrow, setting Orihime down, whispering Neliel’s name in her ear. She nods and slowly starts making her way over there. Aizen seems to ignore her.

You raise an eyebrow. “Why not?”

She keeps that smug smile of his up. “Because you were betrayed from the very beginning. No, before even that. But, that’s not important. No, rather you and the young lady over there have things I need. Things that belong to me.”

You look at him confused. “What the hell are you talking about?!”

For a second Aizen looks irritated before he shakes his head. “I see you haven’t realized it, yet. I’ll make you understand.”

He clutches the Hogyoku as you feel a pulsation inside of you, trying to reach towards the orb. Nearby, Chizuru drops to her knees, screaming in agony as the marking on her body pulsate as well.

“When you tried to eliminate the Hogyoku, it left something in the two of you. And it wants them back.”

He raises up the orb as it pulses again, stronger. Haribel maintains her position as the Tres tense.

“So, naturally, I’m going to claim what’s mine again”

You collapse to your knees as Kenpachi walks up, Smiling.

“Finally. Let’s see what you’ve got, eh?”

Aizen’s stare doesn’t waver from you for a moment. “Tousen.”

The black man nods and intercepts Kenpachi. “You will fight me.”

He receives a grin in reply before the two start clashing blades, you can see that Kenpachi is leading him away.

You struggle to overcome the hold the Hogyoku has on you.

>roll me 1d20
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>>26572993
>Wrapping up
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>>26572993
No. This is the closing of Act I. We're probably somewhere a little over a third of the way through.
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>>26573094
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Rolled 11

>>26573094
Oh fuck me, we got Grail Juiced when we touched it.
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>>26573094
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>>26573083
we were going to go there eventually, now its a bit more urgent. And Muramasa's causing more and more chaos every moment, so dealing with him gives Aizen more prep tiime
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>>26573094
Fuck you, I'm money
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Rolled 1

>>26573094
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Rolled 7

>>26573094
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Rolled 8

>>26573094
Lets rock
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Rolled 12

>>26573094
roll flail
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>>26573138
... and there goes CM2
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Rolled 5

>>26573138
Welp, that's game.
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>>26573138
CMII
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Rolled 1

>>26573094
>inb4 1
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Rolled 6

>>26573094
Gay
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>>26573094
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>>26573138
CRIT MASTER 2 AND 3 TIME!
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>>26573153
>>26573159
Seconding
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>>26573165
fuck.
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>>26573165
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>>26573165
Does this count as trolling?

Please tell me it counts as trolling.
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Rolled 6

>>26573094
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>>26573165
>>26573138
There goes CMII and CMIII
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>>26573168
Interesting, apparently my autocorrect doesn't like the term "gah" as a grunt of frustration.
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>>26573165
roll 9? Are you fucking serious?
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WE NEED A DEAL! SATAN ARE YOU THERE?!
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>>26573165
Good job faggot. Due to your idiocy we lost CMIII too.
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>>26573094
what's the deal this time, Cos?
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>>26573165
That really doesn't seem different than >>26573186

In intent.
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Dis is sum gud, ol' fashund bullshit.
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>>26573228
I'm not Satan.

Just... very analogous.
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Bye bye Crit Master 2 and 3, see ya next thread.
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>>26572819
Or, a very Maternal woman who Chastened her on her snacking and pranks. Yachiru will call her a nickname instead of her real name, which is canon not revealed.

She sniffles and almost starts to cry when her spirit rebels, who is then beaten to submission by Kenny, with his bare hands.
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>>26573255
How much can we get for our soul?
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>>26573094
>Because you were betrayed from the very beginning. No, before even that

What does that even mean?

Doesn't seem to implicate Hinamori.

Was Yoruichi traitor after all?
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>>26573258
It's pretty late in this thread too. Might as well use them here and get an... 11. Fuck.
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>>26573287
Kisuke.
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>>26573287
because we are totally going to listen to anything Aizen has to say
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>>26573255
CMII and if needed CMIII.
No deals. Fucking people rolling for 1s must count as a troll roll, right?
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>>26573262
>She sniffles and almost starts to cry when her spirit rebels
That's not too ba-
>who is then beaten to submission by Kenny, with his bare hands
Oh come on. You know the spirit would look conflicted for a moment before going to comfort her and getting its shit kicked back in line while being reminded not fuck with the little ball of adorable and terror.
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>>26573287
Hat and Cogs.
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>>26573165
>>26573138
Smells like Critmaster 2 and 3 to me...
we are so very VERY fucked.
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>>26573094
God fucking damnit Urahara.

You had one job.

One fucking job.
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>>26573287
It's similar to his Sokyoku Hill speech in canon. Basically, he's bragging about how he foresaw our plan, knew what was coming.
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>>26573307
>>26573318
Being right would never hurt so good.
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>>26573326
And he's succeeding at it wonderfully, apparently.
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>>26573287
Maybe he's been spying on Keigo via their hypothetical soul-link? Maybe Keigo isn't not!Emiya like we've been thinking. Rather, to stick with the Nasuverse parallels, he's Shiki and Aizen is Roa.

Or maybe Urahara sold us out.
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>>26573329
But why does that mean Soi Fon is about to get killed?
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>>26573255
do you have a proposal for you?
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>>26573339
Lets just hope they only kill one of our girlfriends this time round.
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>Urahara is working with Aizen
Just consider how fucked we would be for a moment. Just consider the ridiculous level that we would be fucked at.
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>So, Crit Masters II&III?

>II
>y/n

>III
>y/n
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>>26573345
Never played Tsukihimi.

What do you mean by this one?
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>>26573347
Because someone in our group is gonna kill her. Or she's a traitor herself.
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>>26572903
There's only so much ninjutsu to go around.
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>>26573365
If that second 1 is considered valid, then yes to both.

Also, fuck you, Parker Quest better not become like this.
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>>26573365
Yes and yes.
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>>26573365
give us a deal to consider/turn down first?
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>>26573347
If someone sold us out, then it stands to reason Aizen has more allies than we were led to believe. One of which is presumably going to intercept her.

That or he's just fucking with us by throwing in some lies to spice up this tasty keikaku pie he's serving us.
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>>26573365
Y/y
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>>26573365
YES ALL.
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>>26573365
Yes, and Yes.
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>>26573365
Yes to both
We are so boned right now... we might as well pop those cherries here and hope for a miracle.
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>>26573365

No anon, we take it like a man.
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>>26573345
>Or maybe Urahara sold us out.
But WHY would he?
>>26573365
Did your nametag fall off again satan?
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>>26573365
This is me, forgot my trip.
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>>26573365
y/y

We can't go passing out from the damn Plot Rock right now.
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>>26573378
But only Yoruichi can actually accomplish such a thing.

Everyone but her, Hinamori, and Rukia are accounted for, and the latter two don't stand a chance.
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>>26573365
Yes to both. And with great reluctance too.
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>>26573391
Why would Parker Quest become like this? I haven't played it but I doubt there's any sort of basis for shit to get this ridiculously paranoia inducing unless he pulls the Clone Saga on you.
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>>26573404
Remember how that worked out with the Old Man?
Ya no.
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>>26573401
Letz Stil?

Also Allon?
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>>26573435
I don't know, Osborn's pretty scary...
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>>26573406
SCIENCE!
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>>26573391
Please. I have made things so it cannot.

IT CANNOT.
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>>26573347
Depends on if he still has Kyoka Suigetsu or not. If he DOES, he likely laid a plan involving illusion fuckery that will result in her death.
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>>26573462
...Now I'm curious as to what you thought I meant by "this".
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>>26573459
Oh please. He's not Captain Juggalo.
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>>26573462
Thank you for that.
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>>26573453
Well he could pull a Dark Reign on you I guess but that still wouldn't be too paranoia inducing.
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>>26573462
Yeah, sure. I believe you.
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>>26573479
STOPFUCKING

ROLLING
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>>26573479
Stop.
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>>26573479
That or a convoluted vengeance plan against the SS for kicking him out.
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"So Ichigo, would you like to bend over now; or wait and put on some nice lingerie?"
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>>26573479
Why are you rolling when you could be getting rope to hang yourself with, m8?
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>>26573479
Thank god for that rules change.
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>>26573479
Oh. Right. Need to drop those dice.
>>26573365
>>26573407
Fuck it. Let's do this. I've already applied the lube.

>>26573494
>>26573500
Doesn't matter unless it's called for geniuses. And when has Cos ever popped out an update in less than five minutes?
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>>26573462
My heart is shaken.
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>>26573375
Ultra-simplified version that leaves out most of the finer bits: Shiki (the protagonist) is soul-linked to Roa (the evil vampire dude). Shiki has crazy dreams which give him glimpses of what Roa is doing, and vice versa.

Keigo had a dream about being Aizen in an interlude a while back. If the link works both ways, and Aizen became aware of it, he might have used it to spy on all our stuff from the very beginning.

It fits with our "Keigo and Aizen are the same person because soul shenanigans" theory, and its pretty much either that or time travel.
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>Crit Master II&III used!

>result is now an 11.

>writing
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>>26573552
>the second 1 counts
natural mad/10
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>>26573539
>soul-linked
The fuck is that? Just crazy dreams because Roa jammed a piece of his soul into the guy or did Roa create Shiki like that one chick from Tenshi in Tokyo?
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>>26573595
Read the fucking rules.
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>>26573595
The second 1 was the 9th roll. Crits extend to first 10. It's not difficult.
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>>26573595
Of course the second 1counts, it was in the first 10 rolls.
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>>26573596
Its... complicated. And I'm not entirely confident I could explain all the particulars accurately, or without resorting to wall-o-text.

Just play Tsukihime if you're interested. Its pretty good.
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Rolled 5, 2, 20, 16, 11 = 54

>checking two things here.
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>>26573626
>>26573639
>>26573640
Samefag pls, troll rolls aiming for 1s don't count
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>>26573596

Complicated as fuck. Simple form Roa took over this one guy and stabbed Shiki. Then the guy he took over sister divided her life force between her and him so he wouldn't die from getting his chest stabbed in. But the orginal guy is also jacking the life force given to Shiki meaning they are fucking each other over one because of how little life strength he has.
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>>26573539
I still say Aizen created Keigo as a practical joke.
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>>26573680
Fuck you.
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>>26573680
Well SOMEONE did something good.
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>>26573680
>20
Fuck
>>26573686
Since when? That wasn't a troll roll it was a legit 1d20 and the text itself is pretty common considering this quest's shit luck.
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>>26573596
No clue, there's really no reason for a link between them in Tsukihime other than giving Shiki the excuse to think that he might be the killer and/or going insane. If there WAS a specific reason other than "Roa killed Shiki, Akiha stopped him from dying, BAM! Magic dreams and insanity ten years down the road," it wasn't memorable enough.
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>>26573680

>20
>ALL IS LOST!
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>>26573708
That's Aizen's dice pool.
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>>26573686
>Samefag
Ah, the defense of the buttravaged.
>troll rolls aiming for 1s don't count
How cute. I bet you think every 1 is an attempt to fuck over the quest too.
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>>26573723
Can't be. It's too small.
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>>26573680
>Kenpachi already killed Tousen
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>>26573739
Or its the other way around, this time.
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>Mizuru's just kind of shambling around in the background holding his ground up arm
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>>26573726
>buttravaged
>not buttblasted
o-okay
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So could he ever actually let us die or would he just have us go into uber Hollow mode and let everyone else die?
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>>26573739
"Didn't even get the rust off my sword..."
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>>26573345
But if he's Shiki, then who's Ciel? Because if that is accurate, then we need to get the boy laid.
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>>26573723
1. Only 5 dice? For Aizen? Doubtful.

2. He said he was checking TWO things, meaning that was a split pool.

3. Aizen isn't doing anything but standing there with the Plot Rock looking smug. Did he roll a nat20 on smug? Actually, thats probably not unlikely. Aizen is pretty fucking good at being smug.
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>>26573756
I highly doubt it. Did he even take off his eyepatch that time? Also he was fighting him and the furry that time.
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>>26573765
I was going to use 'derriere demolished' but, well, I like to hold that one back.
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This thread has a severe lack of improvaizen.
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Rolled 7

>>26573787

Tousen and Kenpachi are fighting...so there is that.

Soi Fon is running back to the Soul Society.

Other shit is hitting the fan.

We have 99 problems...
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>>26573803
No point, since he's finally here and he already somehow knows everything.

Despite the course of the story being dictated by chance, apparently everything is still all happening according to plan.
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>>26573813
But Gin 'aint one.
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>11

You hunch over, a hand clutching your head, while the other supports you on the ground. You hear footsteps walking towards you before they pause. Barely looking up, you see Apacci blocking the path to you from Aizen.

“I won’t let you touch him! I’ll kill you if you try!”

Aizen gives her a wicked grin. “You shouldn’t talk so tough, it makes you look weak.”

He steps closer as she tenses. “Kurohitsugi”

>5vs20

A black coffin of energy surrounds her as black spears of energy pierce it. As it dissolves, you see Apacci standing there, bloodied, before she collapses to the ground. She’s still breathnig, but she’s clearly out of the fight.

Aizen looks down at her. “Hmm. I suppose without any incantations, its potency is far reduced to about a third. She’s still alive. I don’t know if that speaks to her resiliency or my lack of effort.”

He shrugs as Mila Rose lets out a cry of rage, only help back by Sung-Sun. Aizen approaches you, lifting you up by your kosode’s collar, the Hogyoku inches away from you. He’s taking his time and you can see a vengeful glee dance in his eyes as the orb painfully resonates with you.

“That's the look that belongs on your face, Kurosaki Ichigo. One of suffering."

>actions? Reactions?
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>>26573821
or, you know, he's bullshitting
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>>26573813
Shit, dice were still on, glad Cosgrove is only county dice he asked for now.
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>>26573834
What the fuck.

Are you just a natural sadist? Or is this something personal, like crying too hard in the crib next to you?
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>>26573834
>MASH X TO RESIST
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>>26573834
Blut Artererererie or however it's spelled + headbutt/kick him in the balls.
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>check catalogue after computer overheats and shuts down
>oh, hey, Bleach Qu-
....
........
...........
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>>26573834
"...What the fuck are you angry at me for?

What have I EVER done to you?"

Also, Mask up.
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>>26573834
Talk to Zangetsu and OMZ. Try to release some of that insane energy on him like mentioned before.
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>>26573834
Headbutt.
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>>26573834
>actions? Reactions?

"If you're so interested in my face, then here's an up close look."
Then proceed to headbutt him.
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>>26573834
Blut Vene up. We cannot afford to get hurt.

>>26573865
And this, but no mask. Because mask is not something to use right now.
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>>26573834

Damn man, what the fuck did we ever do to you?
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>>26573834
>vengeful
I'm getting tired of Kisuke's shit. He obviously pinned something of his on us for another test again.
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>>26573834
Mask up and stab him.
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>>26573834
'Alright Zangetsu, Old Man, this guy is at the root of all of our problems. What say we kick his ass?'
Blut Arteire to boost strength, and shoryuken Aizen.
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>>26573834
Activate Blut Vene.
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>>26573865
>Also, Mask up.
Yes. Good. Mask up & THEN >>26573861
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>>26573834
"You know Aizen, I'm beginning to think you truly were made for the Hoguyoku."
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So, worst case scenario, like really really bad shit here, who would be okay with screaming for everyone to run and letting Whitey eat OMZ?
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Rolled 19

>>26573834
"die" unleash MaX!! power
punch him
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Everyone asking for the mask.


Recall that Blut is more effective at defense. And BOY DO WE WANT DEFENSE NOW.
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>>26573834
rip the Hogyoku shard out of our own chest, headbutt Aizen as hard as we can.
"Well, by attacking some of the closest people to me, you made damn sure that look isn't going to be on my face while"
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>>26573834
"This seems personal, did I fuck your sister in a past life or something?"

Then headbutt him, preferably with Blut. The offensive Blut that I can't remember how to spell.

>inb4 he actually is Keigo, and that is his reason
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>>26573868
>reiatsu crushes injured people
t-thanks I-ichigo
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>>26573783
inb4 Karakura's next assigned Soul Reaper likes curry and sweater vests
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>>26573834

"It's...it's still in both of us...just changed...isn't it...because we fought it together...Kisuke couldn't find it because it isn't the same as it was before...he couldn't have known"

No idea what to do next...do we mystery box or fully dismiss OMZ

Or do we manifest them both right now?
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>>26573894
To do what? It's already been shown that against Captain-class hits, a single activation is only good enough to tank a single hit before needing to be re-applied.
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>>26573902
Probably wouldn't work.

And unsustainable in the long term.
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>>26573834
Clearly we can use the plot rock fragment to stabilize the Old Man while loosening the restrictions on Zangetsu. Also, have the Old Man erase the fragment if it looks like shits hitting the fan.
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>>26573834

"Go fuck yourself with the Hogyoku."
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>>26573886
>>26573895
Masking up is a full-round action which can provoke an attack of opportunity. It is not a free action.
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>>26573926
I said some, not all. Also you're welcome.
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>>26573932
Mystery Box if we can channel it into one fuck you blow.
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>There are things you can't fight - acts of Kubo. You see a hurricane coming, you get out of the way. But when you've got Bankai, you can finally fight the hurricane. You can win.
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Wait just a fucking minute-Can we swordsception the plot rock again? Because that might be the best option.
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>>26573942
Well then never mind.

Just try headbutting him?
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>>26573911
Supporting before we learn Momo is Keigo's sister because timestream
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>>26573834
Blut Artierie+Headbutt. If that forces him back, hack off his sword hand
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>>26573942
He might let us.
I mean he does seem pretty into his whole villainous act right now.
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>>26573956
Schatten won't work, because it and Aizen are probably in complete agreement.
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>>26573951
Sadly we don't have a Jae- I mean Bankai.
>inb4 our Bankai is a Jaeger
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>>26573932
Wait... so what if like... what if the plot rock is controlling him?
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>>26573932
mystery box
we can't dismiss OMZ, this murderfest shows that we need to help our friends when they're in over their head, and we need them sometimes too
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>>26573834
Instead of headbutting him, kick him in the crotch.
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>>26573969
I don't think they need to be in disagreement to do it by force. Also we could try and, not entirely literally, seduce it with Zangetsu's power.
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>>26573932
Mystery Box of course. Potential means shit if it is squandered and alienates us from those close to us.
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>>26573972
But are we cancelling the apocalypse or flailing at it like a sad little Renji?
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and here I was thinking of drawing tonight.I can't draw to this...

To everyone suggesting violence-
we couldn't cut kenpachi's sword arm off.

What make you think we can TOUCH Aizen, who's able to do this much without even trying?
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>>26573834
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>>26573982
Aizen gave his crotch up for infinte power
it's why he's constantly questing for lapdances
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>>26573834
Try and knock the Hougyoku out of his hands?
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>>26573982
Sensitive for humans isn't sensitive for beings that can catch supersonic sword swings without blinking.
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>>26574007
Act 1, my money's on fail.
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>>26573968
Maybe, but it's been shown repeatedly that it takes time to do during a fight, and people seem to keep on forgetting about that.
Not to mention, we need to roll for it to successfully work.
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>>26573911
May as well.

Maybe it'll get him on a monologue about his dark past and his twisted-but-noble motives or something.
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>>26574008
Yeah that's a good point.

But what can we do?

Maybe if we make him drop the Hougyoku, he'll stop doing whatever he's doing now.
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>>26574008
Because we could at this moment become a squad zero level threat if, well if we had no real qualms about killing our friends. I mean obviously we won't do that but it shows we can still prove to be a major threat to him and his smug fucking face in some way.
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>>26574018
Or or, just listen, WE SEIZE IT FOR OURSELVES AND ADD A NEW DESCRIPTOR ONTO THE LIST!

>>26574023
I know. I've already got my poncho on for all the tears.
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>>26574013
you did well, gorgeous
now sleep tight, and plot vengeance on the asshole who attacked your man
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>>26573834
Try and activate Blut Vene, just to slow him down?
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>>26574013
Although she looks cute, it looks like someone gave her a couple of shiners.
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>>26573834
Why are you doing this?

Mystery box right now
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>>26573761
>Ishida's just kind of chilling behind us because we haven't issued any orders
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>>26574078
Damnit Ishida use THAT.
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>>26574040
....but you realize to MAKE that point, we'd have to kill our friends?

He KNOWS we can become that. He welcomes that, if you didn't already know.
He RELISHES the anticipation of us becoming like him.

Attempting to hurt him with or without our potential fuck-you nuke of power will just be playing into his hands
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>>26573834
>>26574067
No, no mystery box.

And there's most likely a lot of other people against mystery box, who don't even consider it an option right now and that's why they're not responding to it.
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>>26574078
I like to think Gin is staring him down or something.
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"so you're a slave to the hate filled hogyokou then?"
swordception
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>>26574078
He could be keeping Gin busy, you know.
So little faith in our Quincybro.
It's a shooting gallery match.
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>>26574078
>stupid Shinigami and their stupid people in their stupid heads
>This guy cut all my best uniforms
>at least it was only ugly Shinigami fabric
>Huh, when did Mizuiro lose an arm
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hEY GUYS!
REMEMBER HOW USING THE MYSTERY BX WILL RELEASE ONE FUCKHUGE CHUNK OF POWER. lETS DIRECT THAT SHIT AT AIZEN.
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>>26574104
>Gin
>staring at anyone
>them noticing in anyway
My goddamn sides.
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>>26574115
Most of our friends are right behind Aizen.

Probably not a good idea.
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>>26574096
This. There are too many unknowns and if we need to fight the fucking plot rock again I'd rather have both Zangetsus than just the one.
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>>26574093
So we play so far into his hands we make them fucking explode. There is virtually nothing that isn't playing into his hands, unless he is just bullshitting. Aizen's shit went exactly as planned but canon Ichigo still beat him. Aizen's plans are unbeatable for the most part, but he himself isn't necessarily.
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>>26574121
that's true
after all, he needs to save his vision for dem tits
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>>26574115
Hey remember how the Hoagie-Que seems to like eating energy and emotions?
Lets not!
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>>26574126
>both Zangetsus
That's the mystery box we're talking about, where we sacrifice our power.
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>>26574131
And kill all our friends?
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>So, blut arterie headbutt him?
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>>26573863
Welcome to the party, Gale, we're all gonna die.
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>>26574121
>>26574104
>Gin is Cena-ing him; Ishida constantly just dusting off his shoulders and walking around in circles nodding while waiting for his turn.
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>>26574155
yes master
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>>26574155
How about Blut Vene ask him what the fuck his problem is?
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>>26574142
The Hoguyoku can still technically be overpowered. We literally just said roll for zen and played around with crit rolls to beat it last time.
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>>26574155
We're boned either way. Might as well break his glasses.
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>>26574149
I think he's talking about both them as in separate people not one sword.

>>26574155
Yes.
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Hmmm... Could we tap into the part of the Plot rock inside us and steal Aizen's plot rock?
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Honest question for the people asking for Blut Vene:
Are you hoping that the increase in energy density that it uses to create a defense will deflect the quickly approaching Hogyoku?

Because I thought that the rock opened a sort of metaphysical bridge to its fragments, and it ignored things like flesh and reishi because it's creating a bridge to the soul directly.
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>>26574169

this.
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>>26574115
No.
We can't control that, and we don't have our Critmasters. You know Cosgrove would make us roll for that, and all the people we brought with us are here, barring a few.

We are NOT unleashing the Zangetsu bomb here and now.

>>26574131
So you want us to kill everyone we've come to love and respect...at once....with our own power...to spite him.
Nice idea, that.

>>26574155
pls no.
pls no antagonizing the mastermind behind all of this.
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>>26574134
There is a lot of tit to take in.
>>26574155
Eh, fuck it. Fuck him. Fuck his face. That's a yes.
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>>I have built up everything for this moment. These plots have been in place long before the hiatus.

>>Zanpakuto - are currently at 10,000 out of 10,000 to reach next rank- SOUL PSYCHE HAS HIGH ENOUGH SYNCHRONIZATION RATINGS. MANIFESTATION IS NOW POSSIBLE.

Reach deep, it's bankai time.
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>>26574155
Sure.
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>>26574155
No.

We have a sword don't we?

And Aizen has both his hands full, one with us, and the other with the Hougyoku.

Swing it at him.
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>>26574181
>Breaking his glasses breaks the time-loop
>Everything went better than expected
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>>26574169
he just brutalized our friends, one of whom basically took a bullet for us. We are past diplomacy
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>>26574186

Are you saying that we become Aizen to beat Aizen?
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>>26574155

No. Blut Vene.

>>26574181
Try "All" ways.
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>>26574155
We are defiant to the last.
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>>26574155
One of these days we need to figure out what's got Aizen so pissed at US.

>>26574197
Zangetsu's pissed at us and that still takes a lot of time.
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>>26574186
....Cosgrove, just a question-

Is this viable?
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>>26574155
yes
try to either break his glasses or bust a tooth
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>>26574155
Yes.

Also taunt him, to encourage further evil villain monologues.
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>>26574197
I highly doubt that's possible, but we could try manifestation if we want to get fancy with it.
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>>26574155
I'm actually against the headbutt.
I want to either blut arterie uppercut him, or slap the Hogyoku away with a blut arterie-powered slap.
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>>26574186
>Tapping into plotrock starts a battle of wills between us and Aizen.
>We roll three more ones and Aizen uses crit master III
>Bleach Quest is now Aizen Slave quest
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>>26574222

>One of these days we need to figure out what's got Aizen so pissed at US.

I know, what did we ever do to him?
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>>26574155
I don't fucking know anymore because this is fucking bullshit.

Whatever the next prescripted action is.
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>>26574226
I can pretty much tell you right now his answer will be something to the effect of 'You can try'.

Go ahead though. Have a Desire-Off with Aizen. Maybe Orihime will win.
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Can we or can we not try swordception?
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>>26574226
>You could try. I won't stop you from doing that.
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>>26574155
No.

Blut Arterie, smack the Hougyoku out of his hand.
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>>26574260
God no. Please no.
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>>26574257
please stop suggesting this at every problem, a lot of the time it just isn't viable. Like whenever we aren't being stabbed
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>>26574260
Lets... not do that.

Getting the sentient hate-rock any closer to us than it needs to be seems like a poor choice.
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>>26574260
Hell no.

The Hougyoku hates us.
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>>26574260
so that's a trap then. gotcha
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>>26574222
>>26574243
>With his dying breath... before I snapped his neck... he uttered out a single phrase. One that has haunted me every night as I awaken in a cold sweat... four words. Four words that have crippled me... "Why you mad bro?"
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>>26574260
Don't listen to the stupid please. We don't want to try that.
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>>26574260
Sure lets breath the weird and do the impossible once more, LETS BEFRIEND THE PLOT ROCK!
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>>26574260
I would really rather ask our two guys if they could, you know, do that materialization thing they did and attack the guy who's behind all of their problems. If not for Aizen, we wouldn't be in a situation with Old Man and Zangetsu fighting for control. Or Zangetsu being a Hollow Zanpakuto.
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>>26574282
I'm almost always against this but it seems like the only way to actually fight the hoguyoku at this level.
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>>26574296
we don't want that friend
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>>26574301
That's probably not a valid tactic, otherwise we'd see people use it.
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>>26574296
We don't need its brand of friendship.
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>>26574308
Nobody wants that friend.
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>>26574260
What the hell. Let's try it.
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>>26574325
Aizen does. It's only because he's a terrible friend to everyone.
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>Alright.

>So then is it try to attack him with a headbutt

>knock the Hogyoku out of his hand clenching it

>uppercutting him

>Or slashing at him by pulling your sword off of your back.

>Five minutes.
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>>26574296
In a universe where FRIENDSHIP means "IT WANTS TO KILL ME AAAUGHH"

Yeah, no.
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>>26574337
Does he really want it as a friend though?
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>>26574343
>knock the Hogyoku out of his hand clenching it
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>>26574343
...
Of these, Headbutt is least bad.
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Now is Orihime currently angry enough to give Aizen a taste of Tsubaki from behind?

And is Aizen bullshit enough to detect and deflect such an attack.

The answer to the second question is unfortunately yes.
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>>26574260
Snort the Impossible
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>>26574343
headbutt/uppercut
seems like the easiest combo, and will be awesome if it connects
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>>26574343

>So then is it try to attack him with a headbutt

YES

>knock the Hogyoku out of his hand clenching it

YES

>uppercutting him

YES

>Or slashing at him by pulling your sword off of your back.

YES

ALL FOUR ALL AT ONCE!
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>>26574343
Oh, he's clenching it?

I thought he was just loosely holding it.

...Yeah lets go with headbutt, it's at least unpredictable.
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>>26574343
Lets try and go with the headbutt.

That should hopefully loosen his grip and might make him drop the rock.

If we make him just drop it, well he's still got us only now he's even more pissed.
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>>26574343
>So then is it try to attack him with a headbutt

I do not want to touch or have our body even get close enough to touch that thing.
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>>26574349
Only in the vaguest of terms. It'd be one of those friends you take advantage of to get things you want and they can't/refuse to acknowledge it.
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>>26574343
>knock the Hogyoku out of his hand clenching it
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>>26574343
Headbutt him.

Conveys the proper amount of fuck you.

And if it works, lets see him talk big with a broken nose.
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>>26574343
>Headbutt

Its the least expected option.

He'd most likely anticipate us using our hands/sword to attack him, and I'm not keen on touching the damn Hogyoku, since last time we saw it it was fully self-aware and was trying to rape us.
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So what if we just bite his hand with Blut Veine? I mean, I think it could probably hurt.
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>>26574343
he'll expect the Hogyoku move or a sword attack. He's seen us CQC, so us fisting him could also be expected. Headbutt is the most likely to get through
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>>26574343
headbutt the fuck out of him
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>>26574407
I doubt he'd expect it.
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>>26574343
>headbutt
Yes
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>>26574343
Well, considering how we're probably held, and the proximity of The hoagie...I think we're head butting the not quite plot rock.
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>>26574371
>Yeah lets go with headbutt, it's at least unpredictable.
Amen.
Nobody expects a headbutt.
And if you do it right, it doesn't hurt as badly for you as it does for them.

Also, Aizen and Ichigo are of comparable height. It should work.

Should.

But it won't.
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>>26574408
>us fisting him

Get out, fujoshit.
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>>26574428
Of course it won't work.

Nothing will work.

This might as well be a cutscene.
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>>26574443
Well we still need to press A.
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>>26574443
Have faith, this is still a fight we can deal with, this is no cutscenes QuickTime, this is FULL KUBO
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>alrighty then

>2d20. First for blut arterie, then headbutt.
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Rolled 8, 17 = 25

>>26574472
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Rolled 16, 17 = 33

>>26574472
Let's see if my PPQ luck works here...
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Rolled 9, 4 = 13

>>26574472
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Rolled 13, 10 = 23

>>26574472
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Rolled 5, 2 = 7

>>26574472
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Rolled 4, 17 = 21

>>26574472
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Rolled 8, 5 = 13

>>26574472
ok
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>>26574479
everyone stop.
we can work with this
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Good enough!
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>>26574479
Based PPQ guy
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Rolled 4, 14 = 18

>>26574472

There is no god.

There is no buddah.


THERE IS ONLY KAMEN RIDER!
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>>26574476
>>26574479
Let's see.
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Okay, what if we seduce him?
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Rolled 6, 2 = 8

>>26574472
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>>26574472
Everyone stop rolling.

For the love of god.
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Rolled 2, 7 = 9

>>26574511
Stop. It's not funny anymore.
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Rolled 5, 15 = 20

>>26574472
last roll
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>>26574506
Irk. What have we said about updating before rolling?
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>>26574514
That is way too late to be acceptable.
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>>26574362
If you do, you will most assuredly see the invisible.
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Rolled 11, 5, 14 = 30

>Uhuh, and therefore....
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>No 1's
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>>26574526
Why are you still rolling?
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>>26574511
Aizen will piss off the rest of the harem by asking for lapdances constantly. Bad choice
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>We just went 10x2d20 rolls without any crits

OH MY GAWD!
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I'm really curious to know where we met Aizen before and why he's so amazingly pissed at us.
... ok the pissed thing I understand since we've been running a smear campaign all month, but still.
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>>26574544
...Crit Master III?

Also that is way too small to be Aizen, I think we're being bamboozled.
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>>26574544
Nice.
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>>26574544
....now who is that for

Please let that be Aizen.

Please...
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>>26574531
I have it set to auto, and had hit send. So yeah.
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>>26574535
Actually, we're not masked and it's the 9th roll so crits should have still counted.
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>>26574535
>a minute after the previous roll
Chill the fuck out already.
>>26574549
It always goes to 10. Always.
>>26574557
Crit Master III has already been used for this thread.
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>>26574544
That is bad for us.
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>>26574557
Well he doesn't have shikai or anything activated yet.
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>>26574573
I meant Aizen using Crit Master III.

If it is Aizen, and we're not being tricked.
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>>26574557
He hasn't released his zanpakut- OH SHIT WE'RE FIGHTING MOMO!
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>>26574557
Yeah, pretty much. It's either that or we caught him flat footed with this action which lowers his dice pool or something... Who the fucks. Just wait and see.
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>>26574544
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsn2tT5yTc

I have NEVER been this excited for a headbutt.

Unfortunately I'll need to go to sleep now; this existential dread will make a wonderful blanket.
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Are we archived? On phone, so too much trouble to do so on my end. Gonna bounce for the night after next post by cos.
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>>26574588
I think she would still have a larger dice pool than that.
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>>26574565
Please manually update before rolling in the future. Thank you for your consideration.
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>>26574579
>Shikai
>implying he needs more than three dice

>>26574588
...did we see his sword get released?
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>>26574588
Could Momo cast Black Coffin?

But yeah, that's why we have CQC.
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>>26574587
Oh my fucking god.
>>26574588
He hasn't used his shikai yet! Calm down, Cosgrove straight out said the Keigo thing definitely wasn't him
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>>26574613
Oh, shut the hell up.


Rider has only gotten natural 1's when we're doing shit that's UnJust.
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>>26574554
>Everyday Roller I unlocked?
>The first crit in a thread is ignored
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>>26574615
We saw Keigo show us what his sword release looks like.

Which is possible since both Rukia and Yoruichi have seen it.
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>blut arterie, head butt
>16, 17 vs14

You pull up your powers and slam your forehead into his. His hand drops you as eh staggers back, clutching at his forehead, hissing in pain, staggering back.

>Roll me 1d20 perception
>actions?
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Rolled 14

>>26574637
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Rolled 15

>>26574637
Got it.
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>>26574627
>implying Aizen doesn't determine what is just and unjust
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Rolled 12

>>26574637
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>>26574644
This'll have to do.
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Rolled 12

>>26574637
MOVE THE FUCK IN AND CONTINUE PUNCHING HIS SHIT IF HE'S REALLY AIZEN THEN STAB HIS SHIT
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>>26574644
Fucking hell what forgot action ummm... Ask him what the hell we do to him
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>>26574616
Does Aizen have to be standing directly I front of us to cast it at greatly reduced strength? Because I feel like the 1/3 power thing was both a reference and a clue. Goddamn memory failure.
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>>26574637
As for actions.... Depends on this Perception check.
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Rolled 3

>>26574637
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED. SOMEWHAT.
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Rolled 12

>>26574637
Wha?
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Rolled 13

>>26574637
"beat the hell out of me all you want, but fuck with my friends and i will ruin your day." remove the Hogyoku from his hand
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>>26574622
>"We meet again."
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>>26574637
BASED HEADBUTT
YOU SERVED ME WELL I HIGH SCHOOL, AND YOU SERVE US WELL NOW

I ain't fucking rolling, though. Too afraid of what might happen. I can't be the cause of our doom- my heart wouldn't be able to take it.
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>>26574637
Mask up & cero the Whoareyoutalkingto? I got nothing. Shit.
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Rolled 4

>>26574637
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>>26574687
Do it, Gale. Give into the temptation.


At least I got us a 15.
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>>26574637
What do our Quincy Eyes see?

Goodnight everyone
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>>26574637
>Actions?
If it's really Aizen, we ask what the hell he ment by "meet again" and why he''s so mad since we thought he was suppose to be a calm collected chess master.
Then we punch his shit. Keep him disoriented.
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>>26574685
>implying he isn't Kisuke
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>>26574637
Activate our Mask.

It should help us pummel things.
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Rolled 19

>>26574637
Two more rolls as of >>26574691
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I kinda want to see what that perception check is before going full attack mode...
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Rolled 11

>>26574637
Nowhammiesnowhammiesnowhammies
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>>26574637
knock the Hogyoku out of his hand
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>>26574637
CQC, remove plotgem, break arms? Does he need his arms to do bullshit?
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>>26574705
And why risk it... ?
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>>26574637
>actions
CQC!

Grapple away zanpakuto, disable arms, render unconscious.
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>>26574637
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPpydm2-0PQ

Lets fucking do this Aizen.
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>>26574704
I mean it should be a good idea regardless of if it's Aizen or not.
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>>26574722
He's a wizard. So no.
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>>26574644
>>26574650
>>26574659
15 perception, >>26574716 was 10th roll.
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>>26574722
I love that that's our go to option when playing nice.

Break both their arms.
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>>26574705
Not helping.
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>>26574744
Well it IS a pretty simple & easy fix setting-wise.
>>26574757
And you aren't either. Isn't it nice? You both have something in common!
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>Rolling Perception

Somehow, in some way, we're being fucked with.

But how could it be someone notably shorter than us like Momo or Yoruichi?

Surely we'd have noticed that our feet were still dragging on the ground, due to height difference?
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>So try to knock the Hogyoku out of his hands?
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>>26574781
Not yet.


FIRST what did our Perception show us?
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Guys what if the reason we're under the influence of Kyouka Suigetsu is because Kyouka Suigetsu is who we're facing?

Does Aizen have a sword at his belt?
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>>26574781
Eat the Hogyoku
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>>26574781
I still think that's a fucking terrible idea.

And I want to see what that perception check is first...
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>>26574777
>777
>says the thing you should never say
W-which wins? Good luck or bad juju?
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>>26574781
Whoever it is, they're still attacking us and we need to disarm them.
Perception will hopefully reveal something of note; but we need to get the plot rock away from him.

So yes.
Sword is a second priority.
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>>26574781
if we don't see anything weird, yes. If perception could change our actions, can we get that first please?
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"Hey bro. I'm sorry for not being there for you, but If you still want to help me, I could really use your strength. Throw off the chains and lets get rocking."
We got to go full powah for this fight or we are basically guaranteed a loss.
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>>26574781
Could we have the results of the Perception roll first?
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>>26574797
Couldn't possibly go wrong.
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>>26574781
Nah, Mask up.
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>>26574781
>>26574791
Yes regardless of perception hitting someone's hand, whoever they may be, won't do to much damage to us.
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Rolled 8

>>26574803
don't worry, it can't get worse.
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>>26574810
>let's kill all our friends to try and fight Aizen
no thank you
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>>26574810
Kill all our friends.
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>alright, he's perception's results first.


>15

As he staggers back, you see one of his eyes glow ominously purple with hints of red, the other staying brown. The light quickly fades from his eye as he glares at you, clutching at his forehead.

>actions?
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>>26574797
Let's do the ku.
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>>26574781
What did we see first.
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>>26574822
We even sure it's someone's hand?

This is a fucking illusionist we're talking about.
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>>26574836
the pile of helpless, but still alive friends disagrees
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>26574840
Oh god the rock is in control. Oh fuck.
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>>26574840
...What?
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>>26574840
...Someone look up the Plot Rock's colors.


We need to knock it out of his hand now.
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>>26574840
>As he staggers back, you see one of his eyes glow ominously purple with hints of red
shitfuck he's merging? Already?
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>>26574840
attack that eye
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>>26574831
Are you sure? With this chaos happening, I'd expect more to be going on.
It's quiet...
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>>26574836
>>26574838
Not him but if we can we should drag this as far away from them as possible in case we need to do this later.
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>>26574840
>As he staggers back, you see one of his eyes glow ominously purple with hints of red, the other staying brown. The light quickly fades from his eye as he glares at you, clutching at his forehead.


WHAT?
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>>26574840
Yeah. Let's go for knocking out the Hougyoku now.
They aren't fully fused at this stage, perhaps.
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>>26574840
Shunpo towards him, try and get his arm in some kind of pin or joint lock.
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>>26574840
Huh.
So the Rock is synching with him or has some measure of control.

Yeah, let's hit the Rock out of his hand.
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>>26574840
>Plotrock confirmed for being in Aizens driver seat
top lel
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>>26574840
HE'S ALREADY BECOMING BUTTERFLAIZEN!!! ALL BETS ARE OFF!!!
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>>26574840
...Yell "GET HIM!" as we charge towards him?
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>>26574840
DISARM THAT FUCKING ROCK

We do NOT need a Hogie-Aizen on our nuts right now.
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>>26574840
so time to knock the magic plot rock away before shit can go down and he can go full butterfly mode.
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>>26574840
disarm him of the Hogyoku
"Aizen, for various reasons, I do not like you. But that rock is fucking dangerous. It will wear your body like a skin if it can"
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>>26574831
Stop it. Stop that. It can always get worse. Always.

>>26574840
fuck. He's got part of it in him, too. That's not a complete plotrock in his hand.

Our headbutt may have hit that spot in his forehead where that third eye forms-

and now I just lost some of the tension because I can now see Aizen as Ruby. He's not so bad as a sociopathic bunny.
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>>26574840
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeBj1BeDKx4

Drop it like it's hot.
totally getting final volcano battle Wesker vibes here
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>Aizen is the Hoguyoku's bitch
That's actually relieving, because now we at least know Aizen isn't unstoppable and we have a chance at beating the rock again.
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guys, reread interlude one from ????

It has BEEN in the drivers seat.
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>>26574904
>Ruby
wat?

>>26574928
I'm more alarmed that his allies haven't seemed to notice.
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So we meet again refers to meeting the Hoguyoku, and it being in control would explain why he's so fucking pissed.
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>>26574941
Tousen's blind.

Gin fucking hates Aizen so very much.
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>>26574936
wasn't it in Shiro's body then though?
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>>26574920
>final volcano battle Wesker vibes here
I can never think of that without laughing. It was really Sheva VS Wesker & Chris VS Boulder.
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>>26574941
I think Tousen is flat out retarded and Gin is laughing his ass off on the inside.
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>>26574936
I don't... I don't have a reaction for this.
I really want to see the BFF Aizen Ichigo timeline now though
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>>26574920
Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped relying on imperfect Shinigami powers, and implanted himself with Hogyoku, he could kill like me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're in Las Noches, with The Man Your Man Could Kill Like.
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>>26574936
Could also be Shorty, I don't see Aizen empathizing with us enough to be interested in friendship.
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>So try to knock it out of his hand? Alright How do you want to do that. five minutes to decide.
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>>26574956
Gin is the one who bonded with the Hogyoku, he's trying to have it liquefy Aizen's brain
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This seems like an interesting opportunity for Improvaizen.
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>>26574979
One hand slaps the back of his hand, the other slaps the wrist (sort of like a clap).
Standard disarm technique.
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>>26574979
Shunpo and kick it out of his hand.
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>>26574979
Shunpo, blut vene, grab it and rip.
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>>26574979
GLORIOUS TWO HANDED GETSUGA TENSHOU WITH MASK
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>>26574941
Tousan hates shinigami (Aizen included) and Gin wants the man to die at his hand. I don't think either really cares about aizens mental/spiritual health.
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>>26575001
Interesting. Support.
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>>26574975
"I'm eating Final Getsuga Tenshou."
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>>26574979
grab wrist. obliterate hand with punch. Do not lay a finger on the plot rock
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>>26574979
Actually no.

Kick him in the balls.

If we keep making Aizen look like a loser, the Hougyoku might think he isn't worth shit and reject him.
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HEADBUTT HIS HAND!!!
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>yfw we end Aizenku right here
>So the plot rock goes back in time AGAIN to fuck us some other way
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>>26574941
Ruby Quest.

It's about a Rabbit.

>>26574979
this>>26575001
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>>26575001
I'm intrigued.
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>>26575001
Support.

And with that I'm off to sleep. Good luck guys. I'll see how it went down in the morning.
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>>26575001
This, but then followed by an elbow to the face then a series of quick jabs. Also to the face.
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>>26574840
Annnd...GIN intercept and stab Aizen in the back since he is unguarded right now.
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>>26575001
I just had my roommate hold onto a pen and then tried that.
Hilariously effective.
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>>26575018
Well, either that or the Hogyoku decides to boost his power up since it really, really wants revenge.
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>>26575055
This is actually pretty probable.
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>>26575001
this, then sweep the leg so he falls away from it
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>So
>>26575001
>Then?

>Alright roll me 1d20 CQC
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Rolled 12

>>26575089
SNAKE EATERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>26575052
As I turned off the lights a thought occurred to me. What ever happened to Senna? And could the plot rock keep her from disappearing?
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Rolled 7

>>26575089
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>>26574936
That unknown interlude will surely drive us as insane as the first Rukia one.
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Rolled 6

>>26575089
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Rolled 15

>>26575089
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Rolled 13

>>26575089
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Rolled 8

>>26575098
You have to do it in the right order.
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Rolled 12

>>26575089
Oh boy.
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Rolled 8

>>26575089
This sounds like something out of a Steven Seagal movie.
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Rolled 5

>>26575089
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>>26575102
Probably.
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Rolled 16

>>26575089

>>26575102
She's around on the floor
Ishida and Mizuru are... also around.
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>>26575001
>I spent so much time doing elaborate plans and practicing ghost magic that defending myself from mundane hand-to-hand attacks never even occurred to me.
>This was a grave mistake
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>>26575122
You say that like it's bad.
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Rolled 5, 11, 20 = 36

>alright then
>12, eh?
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>>26575098
>>26575108
>>26575112
Eh... a twelve
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And thats 30 counted rolls without a crit in either direction...

Oddly, I think I'm ok with this.
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>>26575138
fuck you Hoagie
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>>26575138
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!
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>>26575143
>>26575138
I'm not....
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>>26575138
Yep....

We all saw that coming...
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>>26575138
Dammit Cos, your dice wizardry strikes again.
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>>26575122
I think I've actually seen that in a movie before. I think it was Van Damm though... Still it kind of makes sense if you think about it.
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Rolled 8

>>26575089
Stand aside from some...
RIDER.


Since there were only 9.
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>>26575138
"Hey you know how I totally SHOULD have killed you last week? Well I'm tots gunna do it now lol."
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>>26575138
this is for Gin's backstab, right? right?
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>>26575172
...Better than it could have been.
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>>26575122
Out For Justice Seagal, or Fire Down Below Seagal?
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>>26575138
For a second it feels like we're winning... then the RNG reminds us who the bitch in this relationship is.
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>Disarm
>12v20

You try to move in and disarm him with CQC, but Aizen smirks as you try to slap the back of his hand and slams the Hogyoku into your chest.

For a second there’s a painful resonance before it starts tearing away at you. You feel your Reiatsu being torn apart and pulled in as ti tries to get what it wants.

Goddamn it, this thing is not eating you!

>1d100 to resist!
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>>26575138
So is this one of those times when Number One starts playing, only to be abruptly cut off as Ichigo gets his shit slapped in the middle of being awesome?
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Rolled 21

>>26575240
FUCK OFF!
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Rolled 16

>>26575172
You have failed us, Irksome.

We're fucking screwed.

>>26575240
FUCK
FUCK NO
GOD PLEASE NO
NO
NOOOOOOOOO
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Rolled 22

>>26575240
We beat you once!
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Rolled 86

>>26575240
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>>26575240
oh my
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Rolled 15

>>26575240
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Rolled 23

>>26575240
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Rolled 32

>>26575240
And here comes all the shit rolls.
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Rolled 11

>>26575240
God Emperor aid me!
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Rolled 28

>>26575240

pls stop
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Rolled 37

>>26575240
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Rolled 88

>>26575240
wat
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Rolled 41

>>26575263
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Rolled 53

>>26575240
Ruh roh
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>>26575240
No...
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>>26575253
>>26575259
>>26575262
>>26575263
Yep... Story of /tg/dice.
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Rolled 95

>>26575263
Dammit so close!
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>>26575253
>>26575259
>>26575262
>22

Well, its BAD, but there are 21 worse results, so thats a silver lining of sorts.
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Rolled 41

>And the prosecution says...
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>>26575301
Dead.
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>>26575253
>>26575259
>>26575262
Welp, into the trash he goes.
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Rolled 100

>>26575253
>>26575259
>>26575262
well guys, it was nice while it lasted. We had a good run, didn't we?
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>>26575309
Oh yeah... The taunting... Love the taunting.
>>
So it looks like the only way we'll survive this is if Zangetsu gets up and slaps this rock's shit. Who's hoping he isn't too pissed off?
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>>26575309
why couldn't i have rolled earlier?
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>>26575309
... godfuckingdamnhosetittydogshittingcrippleanleleakingsmegmacrustedshitcock
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>>26575309
...... sweet merciful god...

stop rolling
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>>26575309
>>26575309
OH COME THE FUCK ON!!! WE NEED A DEAL!!
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>>26575309
>>26575329
It's so far out of the ten it's not even funny.
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>>26575329
That is way too late to count.
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>>26575332
Shut up about that shit.
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Looks like tonight's one of those night...
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>>26575309
mfw
>>26575322
Wouldn't have been the 100.
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>>26575309
This should count for the sheer improbability
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>>26575332
No we don't.

Look on the bright side, at least we won't have to worry about limiters anymore, with how much power is gonna get sucked out of us.
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>>26575259
...son of a bitch.

>>26575263
does- does that count?

>>26575301
.....

>>26575309
........
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>go off to scrub some minis that were soaking in simple green
>come back to this
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>>26575309
cos, what's the deal to let this count?
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>>26575356
It's 1 out of 100, just like every other number rolled
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>>26575301
>>26575309
deal?
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"Dumbass!"
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>>26575309
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>>26575381
>>26575372
Stop it.
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>>26575358
We have to worry about Zangetsu going apeshit and eating OMZ. Because he's pissed off as it is and that might just be possible without our consent considering the fucking plot rock is in us.
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>I let that count and I get to decide two roll results in the future.
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>>26575397
No.
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>>26575397
My soul and your flesh...
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>>26575397
>two roll results
That's a negative then.
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>>26575397
God no.
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>>26575397

Fuck no.
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>>26575397
Ye-na-maybe. Possibly. Perhaps not.
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Rolled 12

>>26575089
>>26575098
>>26575102
>>26575112

That is Hilarius
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>>26575397
I get a lot of use for this image.
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>>26575397
yes
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>>26575373
except RNG isn't fair or even truly random. Odds are stacked heavily in the favor of lower numbers. Hence why Bleach Quest is so fucking perfect for this.

>>26575397
>two
I can't agree to that....
God damnit.

Why, cruel world, why?
>>
>We keep failing
>Plot Rock eats the power we would have lost if we kept OMZ
>We then have to lose more power afterwards if we want to keep him
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>>26575397

Negative Ghost Rider.
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>>26575397
I'll take it if that's two rolls out of teh die pool, no if it's the end results of a roll set
>>
>we fail
>he unwittingly eats OMZ
>Zangetsu gets fucking real
>dead friends
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>>26575397
Gimme the deal Cos
>>
>We stroll out of the /ss/ portal
>Welp Urahara it turns out I'M responsible for Aizen. Turns out the Genie Gem I pushed out of existence went back in time and possessed Aizen and drove him to do all this shit resulting in some weird time loop. I have no fucking idea.
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>>26575397
yes
we really have to win this, otherwise we have potential game over
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>>26575397

No deal boss.
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>>26575397
I do appreciate your efforts in providing us with these deals, but I must decline your offer at this time.
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>>26575397
Yes.

Give it to me. I don't know what the consequences of letting Hogyo-kun nom on us are, and I don't want to find our.
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>>26575397
aw hell. I don't want to, but dying or depowering here is not going to happen. Yes
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>>26575467
Ishida's still doing fuck all. I'm sure he could help in some way.
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>>26575397
Yes.
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>>26575397
yes
we have how many people bleeding out right now?
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>>26575397
Fuck it. Sure.

I sincerely doubt he'd Nat 1 us.
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>>26575397
yes. I trust you to pick good roll numbers for favor of story
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>>26575397

I would like to.

But I gotta say no.
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>>26575397
No.
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>>26575397
gimme that deal, Satan
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>>26575397
No.
Let it all burn baby.
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>>26575397

No. Deals. With. Cosgrove. Ever.
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>>26575397
yessir
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>>26575536
We took a deal like 2 threads ago.
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>>26575397
Yes
I don't want Fullbring arc this early
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>>26575397
we accept
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>>26575397

Nope.
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>>26575397
NO.
We will get that Faithful Quincy perk for making no deals with Cosgrove that probably does not exist!
>>26575548
On that note, Yes, we're taking the deal.
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>>26575535
Don't suppose you know where that partial image is from?
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deal please
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Flip for it?
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>seems like a slight majority in favor of declining.
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>>26575563
we've taken deals already
also, vote for yes
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>>26575397

No for fucks sake!
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>>26575577
Dammit guys...
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>>26575397

Why the hell not? Almost anything is better then nom-nom.
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>>26575577
WAIT DON'T TAKE IT OFF THE TABLE YET!!
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>>26575397
yes, failure here means we are depowered, we can't afford that
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>>26575397
Any rolls?

I can't be having with dead friends.
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>>26575577

Thank god.

........now commence to raping us and killing our loved ones.
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>>26575568
Yumekui Merry. What chapter... not a clue.
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Rolled 14

>>26575577
no!
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>>26575577
No
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>>26575597
Odds are it eating our power means that.
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>>26575577

No it is and no it shall be.
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>>26575397
yes. We need to get Aizen and co. gone so we can heal our wounded
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>>26575577
don't decline! give it to us, this is one of your nice deals
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>>26575577
Go for the deal, all is despair anyway.
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>>26575600
Oh well it's on my reading list anyway. I'll just make a note, maybe. Thank you.
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>>26575577

We said "No" Cosgrove. Nice double dubs by the way.
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>>26575621
>nice
>deals

Pick one and only one.
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>>26575606
>>26575610
is this no to declining or no is your answer?
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>>26575577
No.
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So guys, do all our friends die now, or do we just become Dark Ichigo and one of our girlfriends has to kill us later?

I mean, its technically BLEACH Quest, not ICHIGO Quest...
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>>26575577

The answer is always no. Don't listen to the bastards whining about it.
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>>26575637
Nobody NOs.
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>>26575577
please let us have it. We'll take this
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>>26575577
How about No.
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>>26575637
no to declining
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>>26575655
No we won't.
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>>26575577

The decision has been made.
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>>26575577
we need this
otherwise all our friends die of blood loss
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>>26575649
Nah. Zangetsu will probably do something before things get too serious.
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>>26575577

"No".
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>>26575665
Not really.
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>>26575668
like kill us for betraying our friends?
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>>26575649
That would be... a thing.
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>>26575577
You, know this post is just letting people samefag the fuck out of this... Just get to writing if you haven't already.
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>I am. That post meant to be a 'no deal' one.
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Can you give us examples of prior rolls you'd have meddled with, had we taken the deal?
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>>26575649
I don't want us to Sparks Liner High
That'd be bad.

I can't deal with this.
It's nerve-wracking.

Just...somebody give me something to draw. I can't handle all this.

I'm not in the right frame of mind to watch everything crumble around us.
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>>26575681
That makes pretty much no sense. For betraying him, maybe but I doubt it, for betraying our friends
A) we didn't do that
B) He clearly doesn't care about them
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>>26575708
Draw Apacci's tombstone.
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>>26575708
Girlpile son.
I'd bug you for some campaign art but that requires discussion later.
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>>26575708
Draw Aizen with his hand raised, asking for a high-five and Gin just staring at him like he's an idiot & Tousen standing there being all blind and shit.
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>>26575649
Glamorous
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>>26575708
draw a picture from happier times. Draw pictures of the massages
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>>26575725
>Apacci's tombstone
>Its just a massive pizza.
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>22vs41
>Crit master III
>20

You scream in agony as it tears at you. You feel both of your spirits within you resisting, but you hear Zangetsu and the Old Man crying out in agony. Chunk by chunk you feel it tearing away at you.

How much, you can’t be sure, however, for each second it touches you you feel it getting closer and closer to what it wants.

And when it’s halfway there-

SLICE

A blue energy chainsaw stabs into Aizen. Ishida glares down at him as he removes the Seele Schneider and kicks you away from Aizen. You gasp in agony as you feel a profound sense of loss.

Ishida stares down as Aizen, who gives him a monstrous look. As he moves to finish the Captain, light covers Aizen, Gin, Tousen in the distance. Aizen smiles at you, Ishida’s attacks ineffective against the light.

In the sky, there’s the cracks of Negation as you see Menos Grande hollows.

You’re torn up badly and struggling to stay conscious.

“I failed today, Kurosaki Ichigo. But, while I might not have what I wanted, I’ve eliminated you as a threat. Farewell.”

He vanishes into the sky as you try to do anything, but your powers are to erratic. You struggle to stay conscious, but oblivion soon greets you.

BLEACH QUEST XL END
TO BE CONTINUED
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>>26575789
Welp... probably time for emergency Fullbring arc.

Good luck Soul Society, because we aren't in ANY fucking shape to help you with the Muramasa problem.
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>>26575789
well shit.
cosgrove got us again.
god damn it.
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>>26575789
actually, this is a good thing. He cut our power in half, so we can let the old man die happy and not kill our friends
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>>26575725
refer to this for my response, because words don't seem to come to mind.

>>26575789
BASED ISHIDA

>>26575786
>>26575760
Yeah.

Yeah I think I can do something like this.

I'll do the sleeping one, I think.
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>>26575789
On the bright side, we don't have to worry about being SSJ overpowered or needing limiters, right guys?
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>>26575789
DAMMIT!
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>>26575789
Guess its time for fullbringer arc
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Rolled 57

WI'll you be doing Parker Quest tomorrow or Bleach quest?
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>>26575789
You know this is why I said trying to knock that stone away was a terrible idea and why I didn't want to be anywhere near it... Whatever...
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>>26575789

Welp. Fullbringer time. Good thing our pal Tsukishima knows all about that and can help us!
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>>26575789
As soon as we get a chance we need to tear a chunk out of Urahara's terribly unscientist ass and inform him of where the Holygamecube went when it was 'destroyed'.
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>>26575789
Ishida you're a cool guy why don't you wait a couple years then come over and date my sister.
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>>26575905
Another reason to punch him. Good.
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>>26575880
What, so that he could catch us again and slam the rock into our chest?
He IS faster than us when he wants to be.
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Well, on the bright side, we can beat a hasty retreat to Karakura now that Aizen left and Soi Fon isn't shadowing us.

And this is TECHNICALLY a mission complete, since we exposed Aizen and got Momo. We just can't get hung up on minor details like losing our powers or letting Aizen escape with the Plot Rock.
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>>26575945
We could have tried chopping the damn arm off. Or done anything that wasn't putting us in close range proximity to that bloody stone.
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>>26575905
>>26575941
Guys, as far as he could tell, it WAS destroyed. He's a dick, but this one is definitely not his fault. If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and has the same genome as a duck, you consider it a fucking duck unless proven otherwise.
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>>26575978
Aizen is the plotrock now. Also we slap Urahara. Again.
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>>26575978
Well those minor hiccups, and Tobiume being ripped out of Momo's soul
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>>26575987
That wouldn't have mattered, the rolls screwed us way more than the actual decisions, except not taking the deal.
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>>26575990
My point is that, so far, he's been pretty shit on the dealing-directly-with-Ichigo front. It's like he's TRYING to get him killed or something.
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>>26575978
>he forgot about Muramasa
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So is Hitsugaya dead?
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>>26576015
>Tobiume
Speaking of which, we need to help Momo beat her Zanpakuto before we leave.
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>>26576023
Not like we can do anything about him now. We're all beat to shit and our powers are on the fritz, if not outright GONE.
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>>26575997
>Aizen is the plotrock's bitch now
Important difference.
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>>26576022

I feel I was denied. Critical. Need to know information!
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>>26576036
Who cares?
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>>26575978
and, you know, the potential loss of Nel and maybe Apacci.

Oh, and the wounds everyone else suffered.

OH, and the people who WOULD be our allies have a massive crisis on their hands as their greatest weapons rebel.

And Jon Snow was either hollowfied or hogyoku possessed, or both.

>>26576043
Half-gone.

We're about canon level, if I'm assuming correctly.
Man, I need to draw that girlpile now.
Too many bad things in one short thread.
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>>26576067
Ichigo must have seen tremors at some point. We need to do this.
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>>26576036
And nobody in this thread cared.
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>>26576071
I do! Because I wanted to kick that fuckers face in! And then let Hime kick him when he's down!
And I can't do it if he's dead!
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>>26576022
And the plotrock still being around is not part of that problem. If you're gonna call him out on being a dick, do so. But don't blame him for shit he literally could not fucking know.
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>>26576078
Apacci at least is still alive, and Hime is still uninjured. She can at least get everyone stabilized.

Dunno about Nel though.
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>>26576067
EXACTLY! You always understand what I'm saying Burt. And fuck Reba, you're better off without her anyway.
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>>26576091
I was sad we coulden't make funn of him
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>>26576036
Hope not, maybe we can get Momo to help him Visor, or flash step AWOL
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>>26576096
He died in a horrific manner due to being too much of a bitch to overcome the initial process. That's as good as it gets.
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>>26576078
>We're about canon level, if I'm assuming correctly.
We might have the pure reiatsu level, but we don't have bankai. Though some of the Quincy and Hollow stuff (if we still have access to them) might give us parity.
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WHYDIDNT YOU TAKETHEFUCKINGSEALOH MY GOD IN SOBUTTHURT RIGHT NOW I JUST CANNOT FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK
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>>26576078
I'm going to guess the half-goneness also means that OMZ got nommed. looking back to interlude 1, that could be his farewell speech with Zangetsu screaming at him
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>>26576140
>but we don't have bankai
Once shit gets somewhat stable that can probably be corrected.
>>26576149
>I JUST CANNOT FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK
You should see a medical professional about that.
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>>26576140
We have our mask and a much higher level of skill, and once we make the deal with Zangetsu, we may be able to Bankai.

I dunno, man.

>>26576151
...fuck.


FUCK.
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>>26576172
Doubtful that he got Nommed. People are getting too fucking speculative with this shit.
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>>26576140

We might even be sub canon depending on how bad our boys are dinged up. We may also not be on the same wavelength with them now either.

>>26576067

We could do to be more Burt like I think.
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>>26576172
yeah, it's pretty fucked up. But on the bright side, if that is what happened, Zangetsu is uncollared and probably as pissed as we are
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>>26576168
Maybe I would still be able to duck if people had taken the fucking deal and not gotten us fucking eaten by a plotrock and itsbitch.
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Perhaps we became to reliant on CQC? This is freaking bleach and we are Ichigo. Our blade is our friend and ally yet when faced with a major threat we immediately went and tried to be Big Boss.
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>>26576172
oh yeah, that's definitely talking about Yhwach.
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>>26576182
>We could do to be more Burt like I think.
Quincy Elephant Gun for killing Menos?
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>>26576172
Gale, you got a steam or anything? I may or may not have ideas and plots.
Girlbrocassandronymous finally chiming in.
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>>26576172

>>26576067
>>26576079
>>26576117
>>26576182
>>26576224

Draw Ichigo as Burt from Tremors?
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>>26576215
There is no lesson here other than that we probably should've taken the deal and that Aizen is a much bigger bitch than he led on.
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>>26576215
Rolls fucked us, simple as that.

It wouldn't have changed the fact that Aizen rolled a 20, and it wouldn't have helped us beat the Hogyoku's roll.
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>>26576225
I have a gmail and a skype, though the skype I don't advertise as much, seeing as I'm already flooded by other stuff there

>>26576241
I don't know if I can do that, actually, seeing as I've never seen Tremors, either.
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>>26576282
The deal probably would've. I mean seriously people have no perspective on this shit, they got completely spooked by two future rolls when everyone could've died right there and then.
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>>26575789
>>26575789
I feel like crying now.

Every time you offer us a deal, we see it as you killing our favorite NPC and laughing in our face.

But now we lost most of our power and provably both of our spirits, without even getting a redesign out of the deal.

Every move feels like so much pressure and it never gets easier.
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>>26576327
I know how you feel, man.

I know how you feel.
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Since we're part Quincy, can't Ryuuken repower us?
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Why did you chucklefucks not take the deal?
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>>26576388
Email sent son.
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>>26576427
Because that just lets him fuck us worse, later.
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>>26576445
You seem to be suffering under a delusion that this relationship is adversarial. He's unlikely to use a deal to fuck us in a way that would end the quest. Just in ways that are horribly embarassing for Ichigo. If he uses a deal to kill us, the quest ends, and NOBODY has fun.
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>>26576427
Fear. Pressure. an ingrained mistrust of anything posted with Carl, Kyubey, or Monokuma. The assurance that TWO rolls would be changed in the future. Paranoia built up slowly by our QM for what may be precisely this purpose.

A good number of reasons, really.
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>>26576463
And short of killing us I doubt we could really be fucked over worse than we just were.
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>>26576489
he could have killed one of our friends, and we wouldn't have been able to do anything to stop him.
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>>26576463
>If he uses a deal to kill us
Of course he won't use it to kill us.
But that doesn't mean he won't kill Hime, Momo, or any of the other party members we've acquired.
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>>26576500
>>26576507
And how does doing that benefit him?
Think fucking logically here, what does he get out of killing them other than pissing off the readers?
You paranoid fucks need to calm down.
He's more likely to use it on Isshin kicking us in the face.
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>>26576500
Not like he can't do that anyway, at any time.

It really isn't Cosgrove that fucks us, its our inability to roll anything but 1s and our tendency to panic about everything all the time. If he wants someone dead, he just has to keep setting up flags for it and wait for us to roll a 1, which we will. He doesn't need a Deal to do it.
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>>26576500
ALL of our friends could have died. and we're at half-power forever, which will fuck us in the long run a whole lot more than a few failures
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>>26576500
There is a 90% chance that one of them is dying anyways, and the fact that one wasn't killed just then is purely out of some sense of pity. I mean there was a huge chance that someone was gonna get killed by us getting eaten, and people didn't consider it because they were too concerned with the fearmongering.
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>>26576528
>paranoid fucks
and how many times have the "paranoid fucks" been right, now?
Enough times that one of us calls himself the cassandronymous.
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>>26576529
>and our tendency to panic about everything all the time.
Which, arguably, is Cosgrove's fault, acting like some Faustian Deal-Broker and scaring the everliving shit out of everyone deliberately.
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>>26576529
>>26576532
people buy into this fear mongering way too much. Yes we all like to joker around with Cosgrove's little sinister reaction images but people get way to caught up in it and act like he's the enemy.
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>>26576563
> acting like some Faustian Deal-Broker and scaring the everliving shit out of everyone deliberately.
Yeah, I'm honestly sick of that. I really am.
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>>26576558
How many times was it on someone, fucking anyone, dying? Predicting plot twists has fuck all to do with predicting a deal's consequence or Cosgrove's actual intent.
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>>26576558
Anon.
You idiots COMPLETELY AND IRREVOCABLY FUCKED US OVER BY REFUSING TO TAKE A DEAL THAT COULD HAVE AT LEAST SOMEWHAT REDUCED WHAT JUST HAPPENED!
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>>26576588
I was the first one to say that player this faustian shit would bite him in the ass back when I was anon. I was told to stop whining.
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>>26576489
>>26576463
We have friends. Friends who will have saving rolls.

Their death won't make the game unwinnable, it'll just cause a lot if despair because their demise would be on us.

And Cosgrove has repeatedly indicated that he's all about despair.
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>>26576591
I got the feeling we've thwarted Cosgrove's attempts to kill one or two characters several times.

>OMZ
>Chizuru
>Momo
>Chizuru again

>>26576609
Haha.

No.
Remember the mystery box?
How we thought it was so awesome?
Remember how badly that fucked up?

>>26576616
oh god I am saving that.
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>>26576616
>implying it bit him in the ass
>implying we didn't just bite our own
It's the players fault for taking it so god damn seriously.
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>>26576630
>26576630
I dunno, the mystery box did turn out to be pretty fucking awesome.
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>>26576563
Maybe, but its still their fault they can't calm down and think things through.

People need to realize that Cos' objective is to keep things interesting, not to arbitrarily kill characters out of spite (which he doesn't need the deals to do, being the QM, and thus GOD).

Yes the Deal may hurt, but the keyword there is MAY. He MAY also choose to use it on Goat-chin kicking us in the face, or Urahara slipping us booze again, or Apacci dragging us into a closet and having her way with us. Hell, he MAY even use it to aid one of our allies because he thinks they're not being badass enough.

On the other hand, letting the Plot Rock rip our soul to bits DID hurt, a lot.
>>
With this apparent depowering, how do those anons who were afraid that we were getting too strong, too quickly, and that we'd just roflstomp everything in our way, feel about this turn of events?

Do you feel relieved that we won't simply overwhelm whatever is in our way?
Or is this not exactly what you were asking for?
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>>26576630
Cosgrove gave us a choice between getting shot in both kneecaps, and playing russian roulette with teh gun aimed at one of our kneecaps, and you jackasses chose the guaranteed bullet.
So no.
You don't get to act high and mighty mother fucker.
Fuck.
You.
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>>26576630
Momo wasn't really important or a friend at all when he first tried to kill her, so that doesn't count. Chizuru is barely debatable the second time, considering how we rolled like shit and then instead of letting her die he had her get up and start helping us. OMZ was a traitor in canon that he never even tried to kill, he gave us the option to do it.
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>>26576650
>Yes the Deal may hurt, but the keyword there is MAY. He MAY also choose to use it on Goat-chin kicking us in the face, or Urahara slipping us booze again, or Apacci dragging us into a closet and having her way with us. Hell, he MAY even use it to aid one of our allies because he thinks they're not being badass enough.
Or he could use it to put an ally out of commission in order to raise the stakes in a fight, especially if it takes out an important ally and thus make the battle harder or require more sacrifices.
>>
You guys realize that his phrasing of:
>I let that count and I get to decide two roll results in the future.
Meant that he was probably going to decide rolls arbitrarily for the sake of his plot, right? Which tends to favor us because his plot tends to be fucked over by our shitty rolls?

Chances were he was trying to throw us a bone and nobody picked up on that.
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>>26576666
Who cares? Power leveling is even more necessary considering how easily we just got our shit kicked in. We'll probably have to get that power back.
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>>26576674
you seem upset.
You seem very upset.

I was not nearly as upset as you are.
Calm your shit, anon.

>>26576690
Momo could technically be three times-
1) when we first met
2) when we fought Hitsugaya
3) if we failed the rescue mission somehow.

>>26576707
I couldn't take that chance. That was two rolls, not one.
Two.


And I for one welcome our lessened power, because that was my biggest worry about the quest, was us getting too strong too fast.
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>>26576630
Mystery Box ended pretty fucking well, all things considered, so I really don't see your point.

>Chizuru saved us from Ice Boy
>We took her to Mexico, were we found all our Arrancar friends. What Gale, did you NOT want to recruit the sexy Arrancar brigade?
>JOLLY COOPERATION
>Now she has crazy tattoos and a superhuman body

Sure, the Hogyoku ended up with Aizen, but that was going to happen somehow anyway. It was destined.
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>>26576702
Yeah, he MAY do that. Which is more likely? That one random roll would kill a character off, or that the fucking plot rock eating us would do it?
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>>26576728
>I was not nearly as upset as you are.
No, you calmly chose to get us all fucked over because you're a goddamn coward.
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>>26576641
Honestly I don't care that he pulls that nonsense. What bothers me is that anon freaks the fuck out. Every. Time.

It isn't fun to be the few who can take it in stride among the sea of arm-flailers. It fucks with our collective ability to make decisions and trains us to have bad habits which then get in the way of play. The paranoid tone it sets isn't really true to the feel of Bleach either.
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>>26576702
Being forcefully depowered does that automatically. Which is what happened.
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>>26576728
>people being at risk of dying is Cosgrove trying to kill them
First of failing the rescue that bad would've required way more than you think, secondly Hitsugaya captured her alive.
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>>26576728
>I couldn't take the chance that two rolls would somehow fuck us worse than letting the Hogyoku eat us
Y'know Gale, I was pretty cool with you before this thread, but you're really being a retard right now.
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>>26576732
It had good, no, GREAT side effects, but was initially going to end in her death.

Or do you not remember her trying to kill herself?

>>26576744
Yeah, what's your point?
Er on the side of caution, and you don't get killed half as many times as you would running straight in.

>>26576758
only after we won the fight and planted the seeds of doubt in his head.

Had we lost, he'd have killed Momo then and there, then probably offed himself.
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>>26576732
So, have we ever actually seen what Chizuru's power amounts to? She is a half-something with mad tattoos but we haven't seen her power so far, iirc.
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>>26576765
sorry, man, but as I said before, I was not in the correct state of mind prior to finding out Cosgrove was suddenly running again. By the time I caught up with you all, the deal was upon us, and I was freaking out.

Forgive me for that, but I did what I felt was right.
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>>26576769
>Er on the side of caution

Cowardice and caution are not the same thing.

Sometimes you have to take risks, especially in a desperate situation. But we never fucking do, we just scream NO at the top of our lungs while Cosgrove facepalms and decides which bit of our body/soul he's going to remove this time.
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>>26576769
>Er on the side of caution, and you don't get killed half as many times as you would running straight in.
But you DID run straight in. You chose to drive through the slums of fucking Detroit, rather than risk running out of gas going around. And now you're STILL claiming to be in the right, even though gangbangers just stole our car and are making rather aggressive passes at our girlfriend.
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>Tell Uryu to shoot us dead
>We are double dead since out of spirit circle
>Hogyoku's power disappears with our soul
>Aizen wills a rope to hang himself
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>>26576769
>had we lost that fight
Had we lost that fight WE WOULD'VE DIED! He was not trying to kill her.
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>>26576769
>her trying to kill herself
Wow that was so hard to stop her, I mean we had to talk for all of five minutes.
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Everyone needs to chill out.
This was probably the best possible outcome for that set of rolls.
I'm the paranoid one and I'm saying its fine. This is nowhere near as bad as it could have gone. The deals are not good, I suspect they are like the parker luck in the other quest. The more you take these deals. the more we will get hurt.
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It could just mean that the mystery box has been opened

And I really hope that that's all it means because this whole thread is just too much bullshit since there were better ways of making us stick around

Like stuff would have just kept happening until something went bad
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>>26576865
I'm still pretty darn sure that at least one of those roll changes would have ended up being used to help us.
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>>26576865
>I'm the paranoid one and I'm saying it's fine
Of course you are, the paranoid ones are the ones who screwed us over. Realizing something that actually just happened is bad doesn't take being paranoid.
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>>26576809
>>26576806
I can't fucking do this anymore.

You guys wanna make a big deal out of this and scream that we should have taken it?
Fine.

It's not gonna change that we did it, and it effectively ended the matter there, rather than prolong an INCREDIBLY dangerous encounter that could potentially have ended worse than it did, and gave Uryu a perfect opening to land an attack on Aizen and delay them until they got Negaccion'd.

This wasn't a bad ending, guys.
It could have been worse, and it's done.
No use bitching and moaning. It's done.

and I'm still fucking drawing that picture, anyway.
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>>26576895
>>26576913
They aren't a free pass, it would have cost us something.
And hell, this dynamic is rather interesting, because we have a shitload of powerful people that can prop us up until we get back on our feet. Not to mention maybe we can.... Learn some kido from unohana. Kenpachi will undoubtedly talk to her.
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>>26576916
Which picture? The tombstone?
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Girlpile mah boi.
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>>26576954
kindly refer to >>26575835 for the answer to that.
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>>26576916
I wanna make a big deal because no one is willing to admit that we should've at least given it consideration. No one is willing to admit that they buy into this fearmongering too much. It is gonna keep fucking happening because of that.
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>>26576984
I am not admitting shit until Cosgrove does

This stopped being funny a long time ago which leaves me no chice to believe that it is genuine warnings

Like he could kill our friends as a result just so we can know it is our fault
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>Oh hey, Bleach Quest is back sooner than I thought, cool
>Just let me get reading here...

....
Really now Ichigo.
Taiga is very disappointed in you. Now keep in mind this isn't a Dojo, more of an annoyed phone call.

Yes the deals are scary, but in a nebulous "what if" sorta way. They're only as scary as you make them out to be, considering that if Cosgrove wants something to happen badly enough, it will probably happen regardless of whether a deal has been taken or not. He DOES have the power to freely shape the universe to his every whim you know.

On the other hand, letting Sehai-kun's angry rock-shaped cousin rummage around in your soul and take a nibble of whatever strikes his fancy is scary in a "my soul just got chewed up, ouch, why did I let this happen, where did my powers go" sorta way.

On the bright side, you've put yourselves one big step closer to horrible death, which means my as-of-yet unnamed Bleach associate might finally get to make their big debut. After all, I only do Dojos when you guys die on a meta-level, we've got another character waiting in the wings for when you die to in-universe stuff! SO HURRY UP AND DIE ALREADY
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>>26577038
You are being scared by pictures of cartoon animals. You need to reconsider your position.
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>>26577038
>This stopped being funny a long time ago
They stopped being funny TO YOU. To Cosgrove, watching people shit themselves is probably pretty fuckin' hilarious.
>which leaves me no chice to believe that it is genuine warnings
OR they're intentional red herrings, because he KNOWS they scare us so much we won't take the deals. It's like the old story about the GM who puts the completely unremarkable room in the dungeon, and his players spend the whole session searching it for shit.
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>>26577060
>my as-of-yet unnamed Bleach associate
It's Kukaku, isn't it? I mean you're both women who would be attractive if you weren't christmas cake.
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>>26577060
>That spoiler

My little Taiga-chan is all grown up. I'm so proud.
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>>26577112
>implying Taiga isn't one of the best Nasuverse girls
>implying Kuukaku isn't hot as hell.
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>>26577120
What is all this from?
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>>26577126
I'm intentionally trying to piss Tiger-sensei off by making cracks about her age. She's cute when she's mad.
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>>26577091
Ubububububu~~
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>>26577095
If that's the case then he's a sadistic asshole who likes to make us upset and miserable.

Which makes him the kind of guy to use the deal to make us about as miserable as rejecting them does
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>>26577133
Nasuverse references abound, my friend.
Specifically, these are from the Fate chunk of the setting. Wizards and shit. Except for Taiga. She's a completely normal human. Although she DOES have a shinai with an evil spirit sealed inside of it.
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>>26577112
You sir are a cad, and not mah nugga.
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>>26577201
see >>26577149
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>>26577112
I'M NOT CHRISTMAS CAKE YET YOU BASTARD!

AND NO I WON'T TELL YOU MY ACTUAL AGE, SO STOP ASKING! I'M A YOUNG WOMAN WHO IS PERFECTLY ELIGIBLE FOR MARRIAGE, AND THAT'S THAT!
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>>26577169
I kind of doubt that. I honestly think he doesn't realize how much people are freaking out over this. I don't blame him because the amount they do is ridiculous.
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>>26577225
So, the Tiger can roar.
What do you say you and me leave all this business behind, and run off somewhere tropical together? This is a serious offer, and totally not a ploy to get me within killing distance of that mongrel faker.
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>>26577177
She's also the only known character to possess EX-Rank Luck. What exactly this means, nobody knows.
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>>26577267
Taiga has never been shown to die in any route, and bad things rarely happen to her. The most I can remember is being kidnapped by Caster for all of five minutes, and even then she wasn't hurt.

She also survived the events of Fate/Zero, and associated with Kiritsugu for a very long time, but didn't ever come into contact with any part of the magical world until Stay Night, and even than barely.

She'd fucking ace Bleach Quest in one thread.
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>>26575834
Because giving up the power in the first place would have resulted in losing more than half our potential.

I find that case... unlikely.
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>>26577267
It would likely let her completely dodge Gae Bolg, through sheer dumb luck. Yes, a mere high school teacher can dodge Lancer's ultimate attack. To be him truly is suffering.
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>>26577263
Umm, I'll pass thanks.

Oh god, this is the guy Saber warned me about. I thought she was exaggerating, but he really IS a massive creeper.
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>>26577267
>>26577346
I seem to recall reading something regarding that once...
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>>26577169
I mean for all we know, the amount of our power we lost was merely the difference between Aizen's roll and ours, so about a fifth.

Nothing to sneeze at, but not the end of the world either.

But instead everyone is assuming we're fucked forever and the game is unwinnable, because we didn't take the deal.

You don't trust Cosgrove anymore than we do.
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>>26577318
But not even EX-Rank Luck could give her the only thing she ever really wanted for herself. She never got Kiritsugu's heart.
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>>26577233
Behold the crux of the debate between MUH POWERS and MUH FRIENDS.
>Meanwhile Nel thinks up a way to try and cheer ichigo up.
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>>26577419
He said halfway, I find it safe to assume it's that much. That is the only assumption. I never said that made it unwinnable, I said that made it annoying as hell because now we probably need another arc to get our powers back to normal. What I'm really pissed off about is how stagnant people are over the deals in general, not just the consequences of this episode.
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>>26577450
Imma need a full link to that, stat
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>>26577438
We all know True love isn't affected by your stats, and both are the playthings of Nasu and Urobutcher.

>>26577461
To be honest, an arc of training and rest would do us all some good.
We could all calm down and argue about comedy and antics and romance, and take our minds off of the impending heat-death of the uni- I mean the impending genocide of Karakura.
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>>26577461
Pretty much what all of this boils down to is that I trust Cosgrove as a QM. He's a good writer, and he knows how to weave a narrative that we're all (obviously) engaged in, and how to make it a satisfying end. The dice just add to the fun!
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>>26577489
It's on g-hentai if you search harribel.
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>>26577489
Danbooru, Nel doms Haribel into double teaming Ichigo. All while having bedroom eyes.
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>>26577060
>my as-of-yet unnamed Bleach associate

Is it wrong that I kind of want to legitimately BAD END now, just to see who Taiga's Bleach-based partner in crime is?

Because I almost think I want that. The curiosity is killing me.
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>>26577438
Y'know, I heard about this great support group for girls that lost out on getting a Nasuverse protagonist. Someone needs to give Taiga the phone number of one "Yumizuka Satsuki". Give it to Ayako, too. Poor girl's like a mini-Taiga.
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>>26577508
>>26577510
>implying we will be able to have fun
We need to stay IC and there are heavy odds that two or more people just died, I mean like before we even got there, not even counting Apacci.
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>>26577549
I really hope Orihime fixes that.
Or Momo helps the little shit become Visored, so we can endlessly rib him.
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>>26577522
>Nel
>dom
Girl's a hella-M. I can't see her domming anyone.
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>>26577461
Well to be honest, even that doesn't seem that bad. Like I got the impression that OMZ was holding on to at least two thirds of our full power, likely more than three fourths.

Like... did you see the shit canon Ichigo could do when he got close to his full potential?

Like just curbstomping Ulquiorra, Aizen, Ginjou etc.

Ichigo was at LEAST twice as strong as them in those fights.


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