Imagine this if y'will: an entire city that's gone absolutely and totally combat mad. Megacity, actually. People call it a lot of different things, but since it's the only city on this continent (actually the only *landmark* on this continent), most just call it The City. So here's what's up - me and my sis, Ashley, grew up fighters; dad liked to say we were fighting outta the womb. She was older than me, always better, too - well, one day, we got into a car wreck. Bad shit; parents dead, and I thought my sis was, too. Stayed that way for years; all I had left of her were her gloves... until I got a letter from her just recently, telling me to come to her - "if you think you can keep up, little sis". Worked hard after that, and got myself a scholarship at a school here, White Wings Academy. Nice, big, fancy place, two students to a dorm room, mostly girls, which I appreciate.Which brings me to my current issue: my back against a wall out back of the academy's art rooms. See, White Wing is a meritocracy, and that makes me - this year's scholarship student - an attractive target. Right now, though, it's Beauty and the Beast - pretty girl all in black, tall type, no scars on her face so I know she's good, and her beastly friend, the muscletoy with a jock's physique but a good center of gravity. Boxer probably. There aren't really any words to be said, so neither of us bother saying them; each of us knows what the other wants. At an almost imperceptible nod, he makes his move, steps in hard and leads with a straight bomb, quick and powerful.I suck in a breath. Here we go.I'm not a bad fighter in any sense of the term, so I'm not worried. The way I fight is...>Block him and start throwing punches.>Dance out of the way and lead into a kick.>Shoot his legs and get him on the ground.>Duck the punch and SPINEBUSTER.>Redirect his punch and lock his arm.>Redirect his punch into the wall and slip out; no need to fight.>Free
>Dance out of the way and lead into a kick.We capoeira now.
>>26694486City of the zodiac Quest, huh? I hope this ends well cause /tg/ homebrews are really ticklish affairs because it's easy to step on a lot of toes.>>Dance out of the way and lead into a kick.Elegance!
>>26694486Locking the arm is a lousy move if he's got backup. How about we redirect his punch and hyperextend his elbow (same motion, just a little extra sharp force instead of steady pressure) to take him out of the fight?
>>26694505>>26694545Grace... maybe even to the point of being arrogant about it? Perhaps we try to keep up with sis and therefore attempt to be both flashy AND powerful?>Dance out of the way and lead into a kick.WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
>>26694486I'd say we shouldn't go full capoeira (certainly not in that skirt), but >Dance out of the way and lead into a kickKick his knee out.
>>26694602>(certainly not in that skirt),It would make our show sell more DVDs.
>>26694579How about graceful and a dirty fighter?Maybe swears like a sailor, simply to throw off her foe.
>>26694625I'd lick that bellybutton.
>>26694625H-hmmm... perhaps a good approach to consider.Let's see where this initial choice leads us.
>[x]Dance out of the way and lead into a kick.The cold feeling of calm washes over me. Don't freak out is step one to being a good fighter. Sis always fought with an elegant grace I still can't get close to, but I can come close. There's no need to dirty my hands with this guy. I step out of the way, turning across his body with my hands drawn close, to hip and shoulder, to guard, and hear two crunches.The first is his fist hitting the concrete wall.The second is my heel meeting the side of his knee. Obviously, it's not enough to just tap him - I bring my sneaker all the way down, force him to the floor and grind the heel into his now-shattered bone. He screams, shrill, and it echoes around the empty courtyard. Sexy. He's not down yet, though, and with his good leg he pushes up, taking one last looping shot at me, trailing blood through the air with his ruined fist.Naturally, I'm not just a kick artist, so in this case I'll...>Quickly dodge it and let him fall on his face.>Use his momentum to smack him against the wall.>Catch his hand and *squeeze*.
>>26694735...guys, I think we might just be a little bit crazy.
>>26694735Use his momentum against him.>>26694750I am perfectly okay with that.
>>26694602YOUUUUUUU! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? Where did your ring induced promises go?>>26694735Grab, drop and roll. Gracies would be proud?
>>26694750Was it the obsession with our idol or the almost slaneeshi appreciation of pain that tipped you off?
>>26694735>Quickly dodge it and let him fall on his face.With a broken knee he's only got this one last blow left in him before the pain immobilizes him. The other options look cooler, but there's no reason to tire ourselves out before fighting his partner.
>>26694735>Use his momentum to smack him against the wall.>>26694780Ka-WHUMP!CAN'T TOUCH THIS mode engaged. All power to the TOLD engines.
>>26694808Fool! We're 100% pointless bravado and 0% sense.
>>26694809Let's get cocky after we deal with the black haired chick. She'll probably attack us from behind any moment now.Or it's maybe just my paranoia acting up.>>26694818Pic related?
>>26694818C-could we perhaps shift those percentages a liiittle bit away from the FUCKING BONKERS spectrum? Just a bit less fem kamina?
>>26694849>>26694843...creepy.>Let's get cocky after we deal with the black haired chick. Aye, time for sass.
>>26694843I wonder whats the point in bandaging under your boobs.
>>2669484930% bravado, 60% guile, 10% fangirling over our sister?
>>26694866>I wonder whats the point in bandaging under your boobs.So the bandaging ON your boobs stays in place, duh.
>>26694880Maybe a bit more fangirling?
>>2669488030% bravado 30%Sambo 10% capoeira and 30% fangirl
>>26694906We fangirl in secret. Or when she's around, when we lose our shit and begin squeeing, then we get embarrassed and punch someone in the face.We still have some face to maintain, damn it.
>>26694932>>26694906>>26694843In that case we'll be Simon, no Kamina.Not that I would mind too much, just saying.
You idiots are gonna make us a totally besotted starcrossed fool that sighs at her sister's photograph every evening before crying herself to sleep knowing she'll never be this perfect.
>[x]Use his momentum against him.Right shoulder, left third and fourth rib.Let me tell you another tenet of fighting. Sooner or later, your enemy gets used to your technique, which means that against a foe with powerful endurance, you can't just do the same thing over and over again. What decides the fight then? Well, that's grappling!I turn with him, grab his wrist - and slam my entire body into him as he overbalances, driving him into the unforgiving wall. There's a series of vicious cracks and crunches as his body breaks - right shoulder, left third and fourth ribs - but before he can even yell I shift my grip and throw him over my hip, slamming him onto the asphalt back first. He coughs blood and doesn't rise, which is almost a shame. Almost, because his boss is cracking her knuckles now."You were worth every cent. Truly, you were," she tells him, dark eyes on me. I smile back nastily."Maybe you should have saved it. I hear hospital trips are expensive."She considers her downed beast, and just smiles, lowering her stance, hands up and open. "You'll have to let me know.">Keep bantering.>Find an excuse to walk away from the fight.>Charge in and surprise her.>Wait for her advance.
>>26694998Amen to that.Also;>Use his momentum to smack him against the wall.
>>26694998You know that might be part of the plan.
>>26695021Wait for her advance while bantering.
>>26694880This would be reasonable...>>26694932This would be... glorious.Aah, hard to decide.>>26695041>>26695021Indeed.Let's make a show of it. We are the queen of dat unnatural cooooool~...or we like to think so.>>26694936inb4 relentless teasing.
>>26695021Wait for her advance. We seem well-rounded as a fighter, let's see what she's got and try to work up a counter.
>>26695089We're certainly less of a monomaniac than I feared we'd be. Fourthed.
Spiritual sequal to Street Fighter Quest? Could be good.What >>26695089 said.
>>26695021>Keep bantering and wait for her advance.The boss must be tougher than the guy we had fought and she had already seen our moves.We should be careful with her and I don't think she will let us go easily.
>>26695081When in doubt, go with CRAZY.
>>26695021Keep bantering. "Now, it's mean to hit a girl, so I'll just crush your legs." And then go for the shoot and uppercut her.
>>26695167Good, we could use a rival.Besides, we've only shown her some of our stuff, we haven't even begun to fight proper dirty.
>>26695131When street fighter quest is coming back? You promised us, street fighting man...sage for off-topic
>[x]Wait for her advance.Stands to reason that the boss will only come out after defeating her flunkies, so I'm not inclined to rush in, either. I keep my hands close, legs spread so I can move fast if I need to. She advances slowly, circling me away from the wall - which is to both our advantages, really, so I let her. Clever girl. "Sure must be a tough if you need guys like that to provide the muscle.""No harm in being smart and making - or buying - friends. You should try it sometime." she's not in range yet. Near, but not near enough to begin the party. I can almost hear her breathing, in synch with my own; she's definitely good. Closer... "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you too badly.""No? Because I'm going to tear off your eyes, stick them on your knees, and call you 'Kneesy' -"I'm just getting done when she makes her move, stepping in and leading with a testing, straight jab.>Hands up, block it hard.>Use it to throw her.>Same as before, step out and kick in.
>>26695264>Hands up, block it hard.She already saw our counter-kick and counter-grab. She's probably got counters in mind. If we eat the punch, she'll have to reevaluate.
>>26695264> 'Kneesy'I'll make you regret that you... you... Use it to throw her.
>>26695264>Hands up, block it hard.We need to change our fighting style and using same move that she had seen before is REAL BAD MOVE.
Looking at it, is it me, or does >>26695131 look an awful lot like OP girl in >>26694486?Is that a good or bad thing?
>>26695264Lets hurt miss Kneesys hands with some solid elbow blocks.
>[x]Hands up, block it hard.This'll get her. She's probably anticipating a dodge, so I bring my hands up instead, blocking her hard.Big mistake.Her hand bounces lightly off my guard, but before I can get my hands down again she's dropped her body and charged, slamming shoulder-first into my gut - spear tackle, hard one, and I crash to the ground on my back, forcing myself to suck wind so I can keep going. Before I can move, she drops her weight over my thighs, pinning me down."Straight to the mount, huh -""Prefer it this way," she replies in the moment it takes for her hand to smash past my guard and collect my cheek. I manage to not let my head get rocked back into the cement, but it hurts like a dirty little bitch. She's keeping me pinned down with one hand pressed painfully against my chest; the other's already drawing back for another bomb. There's no way I can take many more of those.Shit.>Hands up and wait for an opportunity.>Trap her arm as it comes down and work on slipping the mount.>Trap her arm as it comes down and submit her.
>>26695520>Trap her arm as it comes down and work on slipping the mount.
>>26695520>Hands up and wait for an opportunity.>Trap her arm as it comes down and submit her.I don't care if we have to eat a few bombs. All it takes is one sloppy punch and she's done.
>>26695520Slip. We have knees to go after and eyes to puncture.
>>26695249Noon 4chan time tomorrow.Hope you like husbandos.>>26695520>Trap her arm, submit her.
>>26695595What happened to the special agents quest? I liked playing as not-Vanessa/Cammy. Is that coming back, or is it another reboot?sage for off-topic.
>>26695548"Playing it safe" never entered our vocabulary, did it?...let's go for it.
>>26695651As I said, we're absolutely crazy.
>>26695656No, we're not crazy right now. We're patient. Don't reach for anything if you don't think you can't get it. If we have to be patient and wait for the right punch, then we'll wait.
>>26695669There're many types of crazy. We're just a patient one.
>>26695595This should be one of pol's banners.
>[x]Wait for an opportunity, then trap her arm and sub her.She hits like a *truck*. Whatever she's hiding under that leather jacket is probably muscle instead of tits. I manage to block her first two punches, which leave my forearms red and aching. The third gets through and crunches my head back against the concrete - I stiffen in time and deaden the blow, but it sets my ears ringing, and I'm only just there enough to see the fourth punch coming. Fortunately, this is the one I've been waiting for. I grab her fist, push it over my head, and buck my hips, jolting her forward - for just a moment, we're nose to nose, just for a moment, and then I make my move, getting my other arm under her leg and jolting upwards, letting out a roar as I bridge and roll her.She doesn't sprawl as such, but I do flip her over my head - still holding her wrist, which leaves her falling awkwardly on three limbs while I rise with the other. Quick moves now - she's already starting to rise, but I have her wrist.>Wristlock.>Elbow to elbow, break that shit.>Trap her arm, then stomp on the back of her head. Eat concrete, bitch.>Leave the arm and kick her while she's down.
>>26695752>Trap her arm, then stomp on the back of her head. Eat concrete, bitch. It... just sorta feels like what this character is building up to. Relentless, violent, vicious, potentially murderous.
>>26695629Reboot. It's been so long since I had a chance to run the last one that the momentum and audience memory are gone, so I thought I'd throw them in as a potential subplot and leave it at that. I feel kinda bad about it, but, you know.Spoilers: Lindsey's organization and Water Margin were both controlled by a cabal of senior management from both organizations, a rogue faction of both sides (Lindsay and /k/ from one side, Snake, Joe and Saul from the other) teamed up to solve things through punches. New one is going to be a more down-to-earth plot.Sage for talking about this in someone else's quest.
>>26695752>Wristlock.Make her tap.
>>26695752>Elbow to elbow, break that shit.Brutal and efficient.
>>26695884And she still taps. Well, before it breaks, at least. I wonder how merciful this MC is.
>>26695752Wristlock, there's a reason why they are banned.
>>26695912She's been doing things really mercilessly till now...
>[x]WristlockNothing fancy - I get my feet under me and straighten up, wrap my fingers around her hand. Sis' gloves creak as I do, a sound I'm quite in love with - real leather is a beautiful thing.And then I twist. I'm not breaking it yet, although I definitely could if I felt like it. Intelligently, she doesn't move, since that would just make things harder for her, and I take a moment to listen to her sweet, pained breathing. Just as I'm starting to go further, though, she speaks:"Alright, fuck it! I give."- shame. So obviously since The City is totally fucking combat mad there's a degree of honor involved, and this is part of it - a fight's over when it's over, and that includes by submission. It's the done thing to honor a submission, and equally the done thing to not start a fight over the same grievance after it's been settled, but there's no actual rules about it.With that in mind, I'll...>Break her wrist.>Let her off.
>>26695798inb4 charged with manslaughter.Then again this seems kind of a Wild West meets Academy City type of setting so perhaps we'll get let off the hook if we keep things private.Wristlock.
>>26696009>Let her off.Rules are rules. Besides, the MC is ruthless, but she's not a callous cunt. Honor the submission.
>>26696009Ask her "What? There was something about buying friends? I didn't quite catch that under all that tough charade."
>>26696025It's relatively dystopian, but yeah, that's a good summary of the setting.
>>26696059I'll throw in that this isn't actually that Zodiac City thing, which I'm only tangentially aware of the existence of and know nothing about.
>>26696009Let her go.Congratulate her on giving us a challenge, we haven't had this much fun in quite a while.
>>26696009[x] Acquire her name. Let her off.Grudging friend/rival get
>>26696107Pretty sure this is, what, our first fight since enrollment? We'll know when we get more details about setting and timeframe.
>>26696124We're the new girl here on a scholarship, so people think we're premium-grade "fresh meat." This was probably hazing of some sort to see if we're really legit.
>>26696124I assume that we had to pass some exams to be enrolled. Or, if nothing else, we already had a couple of fights under our belt before we came here.
>>26696142>Or, if nothing else, we already had a couple of fights under our belt before we came here.Naturally, but within the scope of school politics, our MC is fresh meat and yet to be broken in and know her place.
>>26696009Break her wrist. We are not going to be fucked with.
Whoa, /tg/ sure is in a vengeful mood today...
>[x]Let her off.I let out a breath and let her go, adding a shove that makes her drop a little further to ensure that she isn't going to try anything stupid. She doesn't, and for a moment, the air's just full of heady breathing. She pulls herself up to seated after a moment, resting back on her hands."Fuck.""That an offer, Kneesy?" I return. She snorts faintly."You wish. Can't believe you outgrappled me...""Maybe if you didn't suck, that wouldn't have happened.""Fuck you." she starts drawing herself up, dusting off her pants. I take a quick glance back to make sure I'm not going to get fucked from behind but her hired muscle has wisely slunk off in the meantime. "I'm Meilang.""Ember." I give her my name in turn. Stupid hippy parents. At least my sis got a real name. Meilang smirks faintly, but before she can open her mouth on the subject, the school's PA tolls the curfew bell, and she cuts off, hands on hips."So much for that... I'd get back to your dorm if you don't want to pick a fight with one of the prefects. You might have beaten me but they're all seriously hardcore.""I'll consider it." All my stuff is back at my dorm, and I do need to meet my dormmate, but it's only the school that's offlimits now - I can go out into the city exploring if I prefer. Meilang breaks into my thoughts."Need a hand finding your dorm?">Accept her help.>Fuck you, I'll find my own way.>Go out exploring instead.
>>26696049Here, I'll vote for letting her off. Just counter-hazing seems like a fun thing.
>>26696059> meritocracy> dystopianThat could set some things on fire, elsewhere, heh.Also, I wonder how the town guard or whatever operates...>>26696009>>Let her off.Let it be so!Let's not up the crazy /too/ much.
>>26696256This is a city that doesn't fuck around, so our MC can't afford to fuck around, either.>Don't think I'm kidding when I say the universe has a fantastically huge dick. Trust me, this place will fuck you long and hard if you stand by and let it. It'll do everything in its power to everything important to you, and it won't stop until it takes you too.>That's why you gotta be strong and not let it destroy you; you gotta kick and scream and let the powers that be know that you're not gonna just roll over and take it.>And maybe,>just maybe,>you can get to fuck the universe back.
>>26696281Fuck you. Accept her help.
>>26696281>Accept her help.Don't see why not.
>>26696281Accept help, acquire belligerent sexual tension.
>>26696367Why is your mind so lewd?
>>26696281Accept.We seem foolish, and we're probably going to walk into a trap.But shit, lets hope she just wants to fuck.
>>26696281Accept her help, be as snarky as possible while doing so.
>>26696413Why isn't yours?
>>26696416> lets hope she just wants to fuck.Why is everyone so gay.jpg
>>26696452>vicious and brutal street fight>survived>adrenaline still flowing>need to work off stressSome minds are more lewd than others, I suppose.
>>26696281>Accept her help and ask if she is a man or woman because you thought that her tits is actually pure muscles.
>[x]Accept her help."Sure thing, Kneesy. Everyone needs a servant around school." I smirk back at her. She doesn't rise to the bait, like a dog who's learned her place, but I catch a flash of rebellion there. Good; that'll make things fun."Follow me, then."The Academy, by the way, is a goddamn maze. It doesn't look like that from the courtyard, but the entire place is intentionally built with the floors of each building in confusing order, and there's an entire underground segment you don't really expect; I probably would have got completely lost if I hadn't asked Meilang for help. I'll make it up to her later. Maybe. Unlikely.We split up at the dorms proper, since I don't need her from there, and I make my way in. The door's already been decorated, so it looks like my dormmate got here first... but it's been decorated with several different "keep out" signs. And it's locked. Fortunately, I have a key myself, so I knock, and when there's no answer, I let myself in. It's actually pretty nice, with a tiny loungeroom and separate bedrooms - or it would be if it wasn't covered in books and at a light level that's dingy at best. "Uh, hello?"She pokes her head out of one of the doors. Pretty girl, doesn't look like much of a fighter though, so what's she doing here? "Oh, you're here. Got here first cause I don't have an afternoon class. Sorry about the mess, I'm researching.">Researching what?>And your name is...>Going to my room. Don't bother me. And clean this shit up.>Free
>>26696540> Researching what?
>>26696540>And your name is...>Researching what?In that order. Our roommate appears to be the bookish type.
>>26696540>Researching what?"Also, get a better light, unless you masturbate in here as well"
>>26696540Books mean explosives!
>>26696610Or combat drugs.We need to watch ourselves around her, she might start experimenting on us.
>>26696566Indeed.>>26696582inb4 snide comment about our inability to get laid and ensuing catfight.
>>26696664>inb4 snide comment about our inability to get laid and ensuing catfight."But I thought you were my new fuckbuddy"
>>26696696Ember is so gonna say "toy"...
>[x]And your name is..."Jean Chaser. Don't introduce yourself, I stole a copy of the dorm listings."... okay then.>[x]Reasearching what?She leans on the doorframe. "Chi."Ah. The big one. Chi means 'breath', the potential life energy that flows in and through pretty much everything, but particularly humans. Very few people actually cultivate their chi meaningfully, if they can at all, and fewer still manage to turn it into anything but one or two party favors. That doesn't mean people don't though, I had a guy set his hands on fire in a bar one time and come at me with flaming fists, totally unharmed.Actually, I have a trick of my own in that regard. It's not much, but since sis taught me how to start cultivating, I've been working at it ever since then, so I finally have a technique to my name. In my case, it's...>Lightfoot - crazy leaps, falling from any height, running on walls, that sort of thing.>Wind Cutter - the standard wind blade. Cleaves concrete if you're good enough at it.>Dragon's Breath - an internalized technique that strengthens the body, raising one's ability but not skill.
>>26696770>Lightfoot - crazy leaps, falling from any height, running on walls, that sort of thing.We dodge run and shit."Any on Sex jean?"
Lightfoot. It'd serve us well, considering how we dance around fuckers.
>>26696770Lightfoot, because you can pull of crazy acrobatic stunts like Air Master.
>>26696770Dragons breath for that maximum grappling wrecking and Bruce Lee power kicks.
>>26696770Dragon's breath. Simply because of this.
>>26696770They're all pretty good, but Lightfoot has the most utility and can lead to plenty of shenanigans when used properly.
>>26696770Lightfoot is basically Dragons breath but very, very specialized. What happens when a dragonsbreath grappler gets us?
>>26696889Dragon's Breath is implied to augment power, not necessarily make one more agile. Plus, even with Dragon's Breath, you can still fall off a three-story landing and break your leg if you're not careful.
>>26696906>Fight>Not grapplingCome on.But seriously. NOT picking dragonbreath just because "we won't grapple" is bad decision.
>>26696906Dragon's breath increases all their physical stats. So it's possible that one could gain ridiculous speed because of it, and be able to catch up to us.Lightfood increases our acrobatics to ridiculous levels, maybe even let us do double jumps or something, while DB would allow us to shrug off anything, be ridiculously competent and a beast in melee. Also, element of surprise - would you expect a tiny girl who dodged everything so far to suddenly be able to punch through trucks?
>>26696934We won our first fights by counters. We did grapple some, but we don't necessarily have heaving strength anyway. Good wrestling and judo is all about leverage.
>>26696934I'll just put in that you've already ended two fights by grappling, and were grappled yourself in the second of those.Carry on, I'll close it up in five minutes.
>>26696949So you're saying that by taking Dragon's Breath, we'll eventually have Lightfoot by proxy?
>>26696958Because you seem to be at least familiar with grappling and know your stuff, I'd vote for beastly grappling power instead of fancy tricks.
>>26697008Then I'll vote Dragon's Breath because it's the most solid of upgrades. Lightfoot, while handy, may make us a one-trick pony. Besides, no one said Dragon's Breath is just a bonus to grappling.
>>26697008B-but my gracefully wasteful stunts!!
>>26697030Absolutely over the top, brutal almost-fatalities, man. It's not the trick, it's the delivery.
>>26696979Think about it like this: Lightfoot would allow us to do wuxia shit by being elegant and refined. Dragon's Breath would allow us to do wuxia shit through raw power. Or, if you want it in D&D terms - Lightfoot gives us bonus points to skills and a couple powers that allow us to neutralize falls and run on walls, while Dragon's breath allows us that but through sheer bonuses to our stats (possibly even a damage reduction and some increased saves).
>>26697044I like passive core bonuses.
Dragons breath would allow us go "This isn't even my final form!" on our opponents.
>>26697056We all do.And since it's an internalized technique, it'll allow us to slow down bleeding, poison, disease, you know the drill. I guess at higher levels it'd allow us absolute body control, besides buffing us to hell and back.
>>26696770>>Lightfoot - crazy leaps, falling from any height, running on walls, that sort of thing.Mobility. I like it.>>Wind Cutter - the standard wind blade. Cleaves concrete if you're good enough at it.Nearly useless bullshit unless you're wanking it to levels where you might as well be a deity. People tend to find ways around it. They always do.>>Dragon's Breath - an internalized technique that strengthens the body, raising one's ability but not skill.Well-rounded and probably neat to have because it'll let us shrug off things better which is always nice.Still, lightfoot wins for me because I fucking love mobility.
Pretty sure I'm too late for my vote to count, but I'd go with Lightfoot purely on the grounds that we can use it to enter and leave class through the window and not bother as much with the whole "the school's a fucking maze" thing.
>>26697244What windows? It's a maze.
>>26697244While that's a cool idea, I don't think showing off our Chi powers in front of everybody in the school is a smart idea.
>>26697244Pah. Assuming we don't just climb the walls anyway.
>>26697262You say that like the laws of narrative don't demand we be the hotshot newbie who is going to be the topic of EVERY CONVERSATION by the end of the week anyway.
>>26696770Dragons breath because I like Dragon ball.
>[x]Dragon's Breath (I think. You guys did a lot of talking and that makes Captain Midnight very happy indeed.)- which basically makes me better. All the damn time. It has this bad habit of shredding my blouse, though."Any on sex, Jean?" I ask casually, throwing it out there. She *is* pretty hot. Not as hot as sis, but still."That'd cut into my research time," she replies, and draws back into her room, shutting the door behind her. It *clicks*, too. Damnit.My stuff's already in my dorm room, thankfully - not much, few spare uniforms and day-to-day clothes, and the valuables I didn't want to carry around in case I got hazed on day one (good move), MP3 player and smartphone, all that kind of thing. There's also one more thing...>Urbexing kit - a couple of portable flares, a collapsable crowbar, and a set of lockpicks that can get me into almost any kind of trouble.>Million Style Manual - this is a smartphone app that searches for keywords and crossreferences between styles, useful for getting a leg up on opponents.>Courtesan Tactics - another app, this one's geared for giving you the edge in social situations. Lots of clever tricks and tactics.
>>26697331I think anon meant any Chi-sex-powers
>>26697331>Million Style Manual - this is a smartphone app that searches for keywords and crossreferences between styles, useful for getting a leg up on opponents.
>>26697331>Courtesan Tactics - another app, this one's geared for giving you the edge in social situations. Lots of clever tricks and tactics.Would make it all the more jarring when we DO throw down and suddenly become super-ruthless. Plus, if you wanna survive in this city, you need friends.
>>26697331>Urbexing kit.Come on, who doesn't love the sight of collapsible CROWBAR. It's like baton, but million times more useful.
>>26697331You're pretty quick to jump on the sexy time train here...>Urbexing Kit
>>26697331>Courtesan Tactics - another app, this one's geared for giving you the edge in social situations. Lots of clever tricks and tactics.
>>26697331>Urbexing kit - a couple of portable flares, a collapsable crowbar, and a set of lockpicks that can get me into almost any kind of trouble.
>>26697331> Urbexing kit.We suck big time at being social, apparently.
>>26697331>Courtesan Tactics - another app, this one's geared for giving you the edge in social situations. Lots of clever tricks and tactics."Courtesan" huh.Isn't that just a fancy word for "whore"?
Wish we'd taken lightfoot. Coulda been Mirror's Edge shenanigans.
>>26697384>>26697382http://youtu.be/FcMRkyoHKeA?t=5m52sThis, but with a crowbar, man.Watch from 5mins and 52 sec.
>>26697414Who says we can't learn it later?
>>26697331>Urbexing kit - a couple of portable flares, a collapsable crowbar, and a set of lockpicks that can get me into almost any kind of trouble.Time to master the art of fighting dirty.Crowbar-Fu: if Freeman can do it, so can you.
>>26697331The Million Style Manual isn't really something we can consult in the middle of a fight. Courtesan Tactics has a similar issue, but it does make us more well-rounded, which I like. And it's unlikely that we actually need to TRY to get in trouble, since we're undoubtedly the little sister of the school's ace.So Courtesan Tactics.
>>26697424Who says we can?
>>26697331>Courtesan Tactics - another app, this one's geared for giving you the edge in social situations. Lots of clever tricks and tactics."Ember Freeman"
>>26697441Well, considering said person is researching those sorts of techniques, I'm sure we can ask her to help us learn some.
>>26697295>>26697262There's also the question as to how common these things are, too.Maybe it's like being gifted enough at maths to mayor in particle physics. It's not something everyone has, but its existence is perfectly acceptable and won't turn any heads.>You say that like the laws of narrative don't demand we be the hotshot newbie who is going to be the topic of EVERY CONVERSATION by the end of the week anyway.The narrative would also demand us needing HEALING WIZHURDS daily because of all the duels, I wager...
>>26697445Can we learn sex-chi powers too?
God damn, this is good. This fills the hole in my heart Street Fighting Man left. Thank you, captain midnight.
>>26697445Could we learn something that lets us walk through walls in short bursts?We Ghost now
>>26697423I'd rather have friends than a crowbar. Besides, the crowbar is the only thing people are focusing on because it's nothing but a weapon to them.
>>26697474This is high school street fighting, not X-Men.
>>26697447Maybe Dragon's breath can branch off into regeneration, so we won't need them. But if it can't I guess we should at least try to keep friendly with the folks who can fix us up - we don't want our friendly neighborhood doc to cut us or something.As for how common these powers are, apparently they are a thing, but not something you encounter every now and then - and considering how everyone can jump anyone, better to keep our power level hidden at the moment.
>>26697484> Cleaves concrete if you're good enough at it.No, no, no.This is ANIME street fighting.Which means we're fucking overpowered
>>26697484>Throwing around wind blades that slice up concrete>"No ridiculous superpowers in this quest!"
>>26697499Still doesn't mean you can walk through walls.
>>26697476I'd like it as a weapon, but think of all the things in it. Flares and lockpicks a COLLAPSABLE crowbar.Ember "I'm in trouble" Freeman, man. Instead of just playing it safe, which the two other options really are. They're playing things safe. This one allows challenges and options.
>>26697476Crowbars are nature's omnikey. Especially with out enhanced strength.
>>26697521Why the fuck not?If I can generate wind blasts that can fuck up concrete, why can't I phase through shit?
>>26697521Maybe at higher levels of Lightfoot or something "we become the wind".I dunno, walking through walls seems OP.
>>26697529>>26697524We can just buy a crowbar later on, jeez.
>>26697541But I want a crowbar /now/. We can buy the stupid apps later.
>>26697331Lockpicks! Gotta find out what Jean is doing inside her room!
>>26697552Apps help right away, Crowbar is SITUATIONAL.
>[x]urbexing kit- which is a well-loved piece of kit. There's a lot to be said for being able to get into most places, particularly since abandoned buildings tend to make good training grounds. I flop on the bed. My head aches from where Meilang was pounding me earlier, but otherwise I'm alright. Now then...>Go to sleep. [Dawn of a new day]>Go explore the school. Dodge prefects.>Go explore the city.>Free
>>26697568Lockpicks allow us to see what Jean is up to RIGHT NOW.
>>26697552Now you're just being childish. We can get more mileage out of the apps for right now.
>>26697331>>Courtesan Tactics - another app, this one's geared for giving you the edge in social situations. Lots of clever tricks and tactics.Maybe a BIT of social grace won't hurt, hm?>>26697534Because generating a force is less complex than reassembling yourself or rearranging matter. You'd probably have to be some kind of enlightened being for that.>>26697496>nd considering how everyone can jump anyone, better to keep our power level hidden at the moment.Nothing to be said against that. Let's keep our senses sharp and our head down. And by "down" I mean "don't fuck up anyone in obviously preternatural ways in a way that would let them remember".
>>26697580OP, what the heck.Have a look at the votes.
>>26697580>Go explore the cityMight as well make use of our urbex kit
>>26697568>crowbar >situationalNigga, crowbars make EVERYTHING better.
>>26697580City exploring. Or find out what Jean is up to.
>>26697590>>26697580Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~>>26697580>>FreeGet look for something to eat.PRONTO.Everything else is secondary we need CALORIES.
>>26697580>Go to sleep. [Dawn of a new day]
>>26697580>Go to sleep. [Dawn of a new day]We need to take rest to recover from damage that we got today. It is better we are in good shape before we go explore again.
>>26697580>Go explore the city.
>>26697620What, crowbar her door open?
>>26697568The apps are universally useful but only a small advantage.Having a crowbar in your pocket also univerally useful and provides a HUGE advantage.Also lock picks and flares.
>>26695021This is like street fighting quest but so much better.
>>26697644That seems to be what people want.>When in doubt, pry that bitch open, collateral damage be damned.
>>26697587Oh really? You know that how? You're talking out of your ass.
>>26697664Apps don't break.
>>26697664Way past that point already, man. Let it go.Lets sleep.
>>26697580>Pick Jeans lock. She's up to something.
>>26697681Are you honestly trying to tell me that electronics are more durable than crowbars?
>>26697644>>26697644>>26697658> have lockpick kit for FREE> use crowbar insteadOnce we go MMA, can our fighter name be Blaze? We're certainly not an ember, not with these tactics.
>>26697689You want to break the roommate's trust on day fucking one?
>>26697580Explore the city. Grab something to eat while you're at it.>>26697590We won't use DB unless it's a boss fight and we need to shove a car up their dickhole. We apparently have a very diverse style, so we'll be okay with whatever happens as long as it's not supernatural. Or the odds are so stacked against us, it's not even funny. Maybe DB can be used for minor boosts that are subtle and can be explained away - no need to throw a fucker through a building when you can just wreck his shit in a subtle way. We a Mage of the Akashic Brotherhood now.
>>26697707>>26697681>>26697715Waaaaay past that point already guys. Seriously. Kittens, kittens.
>>26697737>It has this bad habit of shredding my blouse, though.Our character apparently pulls an Ikkitousen/Senran Kagura when she uses her Dragon's Breath.
>>26697765That's probably when we go all out, though. Maybe we can get a minor boost instead?Or we just restrict its use for whenever shit gets real.
Rolled 2calculating tiebreak...
>[x]Explore the cityI stay down just long enough to get my breath back after the fight and let the adrenaline wear off, and then I'm up and at 'em. Now to get out there and get moving.The city's a big place, obviously. The area around the school is mostly entertainment, and at this time of evening there are plenty of students milling around and enjoying themselves. I pause at a roadside stand and pick up a jelly donut to sustain me; now it's just a matter of deciding where to go. Most of what's near the school is entertainment venues, arcades cinemas and that kind of thing, but after that it becomes the usual city eclecticism.>Go see a movie.>Go to the arcade.>Pick up a real meal.>Pick a fight somewhere.>Explore further out.
>>26698065Go see a movie. Some romcom to laugh and cry with.
>>26698065>Go shoppingWe're a girl.I want some gloves and useful bullshit.
>>26698065Pick up a real meal. We're hungry, damn it.
>>26698162This.At least this way we can get some of those Apps from before and whatnot.
>>26698065>Pick a fight somewhere.Crowbar
>>26698065>Pick up a real meal.Let's see what the eats are like around here.>>26698162>Go shopping>We're a girl.Ain't we socially progressive.
>>26698065>Pick up a real meal.We need to eat something after all those fighting. Let get some tasty kebab!
>>26698162This.Maybe we can get some skimpy combat gear too.
>>26698065>>Pick up a real meal.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbQismtElZUNow chant the hook at the top of your lungs.>>26698196>Ain't we socially progressive.> Ember> "social" anything...I REALLY DOUBT IT!
>>26698162Fuck yeah.Lets go full street fighter and get some proper fightan gloves.
>>26698196I took it as more "our chi ability wrecks our clothes, so we should have lots of spares".
>>26698266Good point, we should probably have some strong clothes too.
>>26698162Shopping would be nice if we can.
>>26698284>sweatpants all day err day>No I don't have a self-image issue. Why do you ask?>No I don't eat tubs of ice cream.>Usually.
>[x]Go shopping and get a real meal.The City isn't too big on malls, but there's a nice market just nearby, fortuitously enough. Street markets are really my kind of thing; you never know what you're going to pick up, and you can fill your stomach bit by bit on the way around. New apps are unfortunately way out of my price range - even on a scholarship, I don't have that much money to throw around willy-nilly, but I do pick up (rather, order) a few sets of wearable clothes from a friendly vendor. That should be ready in a few days.I consider getting a set of gloves - in fairness, sis' gloves are really worn out, although they fit me just fine - but I really just can't bear to part with hers, so I don't.I'm stopped in a parkside quietly hewing my way through my latest meal - this one a hot dog - when I become aware of someone else in the park, dancing through the streetlights that illuminate the place. Practicing, actually. She's beautiful, moving gracefully across the grass despite her heels, parting the night air with a glittering blade as if it were only natural. She hasn't noticed me yet, though, or so I don't think.And that's about when I become aware of something else: three or four dark shapes moving through the edges of the light, moving to surround her, actually. And it doesn't seem like she's noticed them, either.>See how it plays out.>Ambush them instead.>Shout out to warn her.
>>26698482>Jump in and talk to her
>>26698482>See how it plays out.But still move closer into a position where we can jump in if need be.
>>26698482Keep your distance, but if shit gets down, jump in to help her.Possibly throw in some comment how it's not polite to bug a lady.
>>26698505This. It's a good way to deter getting jumped, at least initially.
>>26698482>>26698555>Keep your distance, but if shit gets down, jump in to help her.>Possibly throw in some comment how it's not polite to bug a lady.Senses sharp, mind alert, body steeled.
>>26698482Go and talk to her. Then leave. She's bound to take notice of her surroundings then and be left wondering if we helped her or was part of the ambush. Always funnier to be the helpful somebody.
>>26698580Also, we won't be taking sides this early. Just waking her up from her training concentration.
>>26698607cont.Who knows, maybe she deserves what's coming to her, but giving her some kind of possibility to know what's coming is fair.
>>26698482>>26698526[x] This. Has nothing to do with us yet, but we can always help if the situation demands it. As of now, it looks like she could use the punching bags, tho.
>>26698615>>26698607Who gives a shit about what she's done?Useful assets will always be useful.
>>26698482Shout to warn her. If they still attack jump in to help.
>[x]Go talk to herI scarf the remains of the hotdog (waste not want not) and casually stroll in. As soon as I step into the light proper, she stops her practice, easily flicking her blade around into a reverse grip for safekeeping. Considering it's half of her length, that isn't anything to laugh about. Before I can open my mouth, though, she speaks:"What's up, Ash? Concerned about these losers in the shadows?"- Ash? As in, Ashley?As in, my sister?I'm still looking for a response when there's a flurry of yells from outside the lights."Shit, busted!""Fuck it, get in there and fuck them both up!"The other girl - more like lady, really - laughs as they surge in, four guys in dark oufits, beanies, ski masks, the works. So they definitely don't want to be ID'd. Their outfits aren't uniform, just dark in general. No identifying marks. The lady puts her back to me, smiling through her voice. "How about two each, cutie? And don't kill any of them this time, the smell of blood isn't sexy.""Speak for yourself." I return, raising my hands to ready for the attack. They're both carrying blades, just jacknives, nothing big or dangerous. It'd suck if I got stabbed, though, so that won't be happening. They come in staggered, one after the other, but the leader is much faster than his buddy, so I have a few seconds.>Scout the hit, dodge and kick. Same as usual.>Get up close and get that knife off him.>Cut and run.>Free
>>26698705>Scout the hit, dodge and kick. Same as usual.But, cautious, make sure we don't underestimate him.
>>26698705>>Scout the hit, dodge and kick. Same as usual.so we're mistaken for our sister.
>>26698705>>Scout the hit, dodge and kick. Same as usual.We graceful.
>>26698705The usual, just be careful. Try to maneuver them so they hit each other.
>>26698705>Get up close and get that knife off him.Always, always, always, the first thing you do in a fight like this is disarm the opponent.
>>26698705Hit the knife out of his hand with the crowbar
>>26698705>Scout the hit, dodge and kick. Same as usual.Had read somewhere it is not always good idea to try to disarm them, instead we should focus on knocking them out.
>>26698762She said DON'T kill them.
>[x]Scout the hit, dodge and kick. Same as usual.My eyes narrow as he brings the blade down in an overhand chop, making it catch the lamplight and glitter briefly. Just like with Meilang's hired muscle, I turn into him, the same graceful turning evasion, but this time when he overbalances I extend my leg and snap my heel into the bridge of his nose. The sound of the ski mask cracking echoes across the park - even over the sound of the lady beating the other two senseless, a delightful symphony of grunts, smacks, and cracks - and he goes down clutching at his face and groaning in pain; the knife lands somewhere in the grass and I lose track of it cause his buddy's coming in right this second, slower, holding the knife reverse-grip and waving it a little, making the intent clear. I breathe out and half-turn to face him, making sure I don't lose track of his buddy, and he's smart enough to wait for me this time.>Dart in and kick him with speed.>Get in close and disarm him.>Wait for his move, then counter.
>>26698854>Wait for his move, then counter.We COUNTER FORCE.
>>26698854>>Dart in and kick him with speed.
>>26698854>>Wait for his move, then counter.I'd rather not jump in while he's waving the knife around
>>26698854>Wait for his move, then counter
>>26698854Counter disarm, remember your military sambo cqc.
>>26698854>Wait for his move, then counter.Punt his friend in the head meanwhile to make sure he stays down and you don't get jumped from behind.
>>26698854Counter. Preferably use his buddy as a living shield.
>>26698854> holding the knife reverse-grip and waving it a littleFucking amateur! You should NEVER waving the the knife!!! That just asking to get your ass kicked!!!>Wait for his move, then counter.Break his fucking arm!
>>26698920He's already down, though, and I'd prefer him to be out. Hence the suggestion to headpunt the thug on the ground while watching the other guy. It keeps us from getting jumped and makes a statement to the other guy.
>>26698940Break his arm to make a point.
>[x]Wait for his move, then counter.I keep my eyes on him, but since his buddy's lying right there, I'm not about to let him get away. I half-turn again, to the other side this time, and I'm just in the process of revving up to punt the downed guy when Mook #2 makes his move, suddenly charging in with the knife. He doesn't wield it in reverse-grip; rather, at the last second, he twists it in his hand and stabs directly at my stomach - right when I'm off-balance from going to make sure his friend stays down.Shit.>Shift the kick to kick at him. Clumsy at best.>Break off entirely and just get out of the way.>Catch the knife. Fuck you.
>>26698957>Break off entirely and just get out of the way.No need to endanger ourselves.DRAGONS BREATH
>>26698957>>Catch the knife. Fuck you.WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM CUNT
>>26698957>>Catch the knife. Fuck you.
>>26698957Catch the knife, fuck him and all his ancestors. Break his arm so bad that his grandchildren will be left-handed.
>>26698957Catch the knife.
>>26698957>>Break off entirely and just get out of the way.Then fuck him up. Really fuck him up.
>>26699011>>26699004>>26698998>>26698979>Lets just endanger ourselves for no reason!
>>26699027Don't see why we can't pick the option just cuz its dangerous. Its a damn fight oriented quest.
>>26699043They're assuming they can just get away with it.
>>26699043It'd weaken us for the battles that lie ahead.Let's just break off. It's the smart thing to do, and we aren't stupid, just aggressive.
>>26699053Not sure what you mean by 'weaken' us.
>>26698957>Catch the knife. Fuck you.And also give him the BEST Yandere expression.
>>26699085Getting stabbed generally sucks.
>>26699050>They're assuming they can just get away with it.Which... might be true or a total miscalculation that'll cost us a couple of fingers.My shadowruns are primed.
>>26699091Sure if we fail, but we could fail the other things as well. So whats your point?
>>26699103Grabbing the knife usually means you get CUT.
>>26699114If you catch the blade like a special child, yes.
>>26699103We'll get fucked, that's our point. And you're deliberately trying to fuck us up.Dodge that shit. Unless "catch the knife" means "grab his hand and fuck him up."
>>26699114Getting cut in a fight is fun!
>[x]Catch the knife."FUCK." I reach out, hand open wide, and close it around the gleaming blade. It hurts, of course; the pain lances up my arm like shards of ice, met by hot blood dripping down the edge and onto the knife, then to the grass below. "YOU."He stops, visibly shaken even though most of his face is hidden. "I - you - what!?""Come on, bitch, push or pull. You'd at least save face if you cut off a finger or two," I taunt him back, grinning widely. "This is why you don't send a boy to do a man's job!"I punch him in the nose - there's a crunch as it flattens - and when he starts to pull away, I grab his wrist with my bloodied hand and spin it over his head, leaving him bent over and facing away from me, and then, one leg raised, I jam my heel into his elbow. It doesn't just shatter spectacularly - I can hear every snap, crackle, and pop - the whole joint reverses, bending his arm at a sick, unnatural angle. His hand instantly goes dead, leaving the knife dropping to the grass, and I dump him sobbing to the ground, leaving him to clutch his arm and cry in pain. His buddy is starting to move when I kick the knife past him, splattering his face with blood.From the sounds of it, the others are pretty fucked up too, and the rally cry to retreat goes up immediately -"Fuck these bitches!""My arm -""Fuck your arm, we're out!"
>>26699149I'm not deliberately trying to fuck us anything, so why don't you just calm down and remove your tinfoil hat? I'm going by catching the knife wasn't literally catching the blade like a moron and even so we at least have leather gloves.
>>26699161I cackle as they go - well, between laughing and gasping, anyway. My hand hurts, but it's manageable... sis' gloves have a cut in them now, though, which I'll have to have repaired; I can't just leave them damaged. They are hers, after all. The lady, speaks from behind me, amused."You aren't Ash. I was thinking you might be having a bad day, but nah, Ash doesn't have bad days," she shakes her head, "so I guess you must be her sister."That gives me pause for a moment. "So you know my sister?""Oh yeah, we're tight. She told us about you, too." the lady runs her fingers along her unblemished blade. "Told us you were coming. Oh, and one more thing." she raises it high, letting it sparkle in the streetlight for a few moments."She also told us to show no mercy."The blade comes down in a silver streak.FIRST ROUND: COMPLETE
>>26699148Yeah wow, because we OBVIOUSLY WEREN'T GOING TO DO THAT
Rolled 78>>26699161Rolling for SAN check.
>>26699161>>26699173I like how we actually did catch the blade in the end, with our hand. Well played.
>>26699190Aaaw, I think its time for your nap. You are getting all worked up over nothing.
>>26699209That was actually what I'd intended with that option in the first place, hence the FUCK YOU addition to the option to make it clear that this was the cray-cray choice.Was fun to write though.
>>26699169Oh hey look what happened. We caught the blade like a moron.At least we looked cool as fuck.
>>26699209All according to plan. Let's not try to catch the sword, tho.>>26699229Next ep when?
>>26699229By the way, the sword is coming at us right?
>>26699235Which I'm all good by,it was cool. I'm not the other guy going crazy over it.
>>26699240I don't think the "no mercy" command was towards our imaginary friend.
>>26699240Yes.>>26699236I'd want to run tomorrow as well to maintain momentum.
>>26699173"B-but all we wanna do is fuck!"
>>26699236>Let's not try to catch the sword, tho.We /could/ try the classic "catch blade between two hands like a vice" trick with our enhanced physiology but I'd advise against it.
>>26699284>>26699173So basically, we're a horny yandere lesbian for our sister, but she hates us, so she's sending her friends against us?
>>26699330I'm a tad confused myself.
>>26699330You know what? We're getting beaten by sisters friend. How cool is THAT!
>>26699286Something tells me that her association with Ashley means she's a boss class opponent. Which translates poorly for our health..>>26699330Nah, she loves us and wants to train us that way.
>>26699330Seems like it.She did call you out here in the first place though, so who knows.
>>26699350...Perhaps she wants us to have a really FIST TO FIST SUPER BATTLE to prove who should be dominant in the relationship or something.
Alright, that was really neat.Guys.Theme song for our cray cray protag?>>26699349>Something tells me that her association with Ashley means she's a boss class opponent. Which translates poorly for our health..EXCITING.>>26699330>so she's sending her friends against us?She might be imprisoned and bragging about her lil sis to her captors.
>>26699350Hey Captain.How effective is Dragon's breath?Would it perhaps say, be able to make us speed along so we smash our leg into her ribs before we get cut?
>>26699392I think that's something to be discovered next thread, don't you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8s5G0nSvcoWould this work?
>>26699330Nononono. She's crazy too, is all. Like anesan, like imouto.Ash has clearly sent us this girl with her orders as a token of her affection! Like a bouquet of flowers, only more fun.
>>26699421I think you've got a terrible taste in music and that theme songs shouldn't have voices in them.
>>26699380Doubtful that she's captured. She's probably the final boss.If anything, she's probably more insane than we are, and this is either her trying to train us, or establish if we're worthy of being her little sister.As for the theme song, I've been playing Infected Mushroom since we broke that guy in half.> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4YvkZeLrjs
>>26699453>>26699440>>26699421Why do we need a goddamn theme song anyway?Seems pointless to me.
>>26699440>I think you've got a terrible taste in musicAlright.>and that theme songs shouldn't have voices in them.How come?>>26699453I think that really captures her mental state.Maybe the atmosphere of The City as well.
>>26699392I'd rather break her sword with one punch.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Fatal%20StreetsDon't ya'll nigs forget to vote.
>>26699483its a fighting quest where street fighter and such has been mentioned, theme songs are a must in those genres.
>>26699521>Not stealing her sword and cutting her up with it>Then fucking her with the pommel
>>26699483Because of FLAIR.You can't be fighting without a theme song.
>>26699380>Theme song for our cray cray protag?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1kd05Iqu_0
>>26699574>>26699536Indeed. STYLE is something that needs to be maintained at all costs!>>26699521...that /would/ be a worthy goal to aspire to. Let's hope it's not been enchanted, or, worse, folded a thousand times.
>>26699537>>26699495They have some cool stuff. Maybe these would work better.> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi3K7whmIng> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxhTbxMSvT0
>>26699693I shall have to observe all of these and make a judgment call when I return from acquiring potatoes now that the shops are open.If anyone else would like to throw stuff in, feel free.
>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipAyYSaCfZAEh, seemed appropriate considering we're all giving input. Its probably not the best.
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifp3xOM7ZDgI like this one, has some strength to it.
>>26699693> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzvKJTfURts> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dItbwjHq5pU
>>26699960This will be it for me at least. Double meanings and all that. If not theme, then at least opening song.
Oh yes, one more thing (as I forgot the shops don't open until 8 around here so I had to turn around and walk home like a faggot); as my trip infers, I have to be up around midnight to start running this. Tonight started a good 45 minutes later than intended, so I'll be starting earlier tomorrow.
>>26700458Get a twitter for this?
>>26700910I'd kind of rather not since I kind of despise twitter.
>>26700950You shouldn't underestimate how much it can help out.If you don't want to get one, I won't harp on you about it. But you will need to set a schedule and stick to it. I mean /really/ stick to it.
>>26701006I'm familiar with the concept. Regardless, I've caved.Should be @CMidnight1. I kind of fucked up the name thing cause I have no idea how to Twitter.