Oh shit are you the writefag for this? Bueno

OI SWEAR E NEVAH SAID E WAS A GROT

>>26744223
Nope, wish I knew who was though.

>>26744169
the fuck is this?

>>26744247
We are all dat guy

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WE'Z CAUGHT US ONE OF DEM ELDAR GITZ, TRYIN' TA PLAY WIF' A STUNTIE 'UMIES GUBBINZ.

>>26744298
>Eldar woman /ss/ with human boy
I can krump to dis

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>>26744317
Macha pls go

>>26744247
>mfw I might be that guy

WE'Z GOT DA CHAT LOG TOO.
>Wraithboner40: A/S/L?
>NotaOrkbuta'umie:14/WUT/[DATAEXPUNGED]
>Wraithboner40:4000/F/[DATAEXPUNGED]
>Wraithboner40: you like older chix?
>NotaOrkbuta'umie:SURE OI'Z DO
>Wraithboner40: I like yngr guys ;)
>NotaOrkbuta'umie:WHAT ABOUT BOYZ
>Wraithboner40: Sure, is your Caps Lock stuck or something?

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OI I CAUGHT ONE!

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>>26744452
I like the way you think anon.

>>26744356
You got the screencap by chance?

>>26744421
>is your Caps Lock stuck or something

lel

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>>26744452
11/10

>>26744421
>NotaOrkbuta'umie: WHAT WULD WE DO IF WE MET
>Wraithboner40: Well, First I'd [DATAEXPUNGED], Then I'd [DATAEXPUNGED], until you [DATAEXPUNGED] all over my chest, then maybe [DATAEXPUNGED] until the peg leg catches fire ;)

>>26744526
Damn sorry, I didn't think it was amazing at the time so I never bothered. So eh I got no proof, but whatever. We can all be Chris Orksen now.

>>26744642
>Chris Orksen
is this it ???

http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/25938722/#q25940857

>>26744642
This anon, thinks you should make one with Abbadon. Or Slaanesh.

>>26744640
>NotaOrkbuta'humie:NAWW I's Justa Normal gitz hows likezta F......uhhh...U.....K.....Z, 'utz sat suppozed to me'ans?
>Wraithboner40: Ooooh I see we are on the same page here...;)
>Wraithboner40: Mmmhm what's your favorite position my little mon-keigh?
>Nota'umie: Well'z I's da biggest and da strongest so I'z be on topz being da bosss
>Wraithboner40: Mmmmhm oh yess tell me more....ohh yesss a big strong man like you must be burdened by Isha's gift...let me tend to you
>Wraithboner40: Yeesss I'd sink lower and lower until I reach your...how do you humans call it... a "lasgun"? And then I'd kiss you all over it, and start licking that long...barrel of yours. I'd whisper lewd things that your emperor would never have imagined while i move my lips over to your tip....and swallow it all in one deeeeep thrust...ohhh yess I can taste it, Gods save me. Your eyes roll back as I bob my head back and forth over and over, and just as you feel then need to "pull the trigger", you can pull my head back and rub your dic....D-pattern long-las all over my face and shoot your whole magazine all over my cheeks and lips, like I was your pleasure slave...and you were my brutish greenskin savage master <3
>Nota'Umie: Wut da zog, dats RACIZT. BOSS LETZ ME AT THIS POINTY EARED GIT...No letss me off da zkusweirwhwnshw.....
>Wraithboner40: Wait what? I don't understand...
>NotaOrkbuta'umie: 'Ey checkz dat privludgez you's doublez git racizt.
>NotaOrkbuta'umie has disconnected.
>We then see a very red faced grot turn away from the screen and face a very angry yet well dressed ork standing besides him.
"Boss why'd ya let me off dis computah anywayz I could has gotten zer."
"Squig's arze ya could, ya almost sod it up, and we'z almost lost da trails. Anyways, she's was uzing codes anywayz and we can'tz get 'er fer dat, I mean what da zog is a "long las" anywayz. Dese Elfdar gits types too flowery toos, I can barely understandz dem in propah grammarz. Hm..'ell try again later"

>>26744960
please continue..I will screen cap all of it

>>26744922
Interesting....maybe I should. Dem memories.
>mfw Abbadon just wants a small human child to listen to his stories but everyone assumes he's a child diddler. And everything goes wrong.
Slaanesh is also obvious too heh.

>>26745023
Hmm how should I continue though? I was just continuing >>26744421

>>26745092
how bout sisters this time around

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>>26744960
>check dat privlidge ya git

>>26744298
Bobby
Bobby

>>26744922
'AST WEEKS ON DA GET DA PREDATURS:
"Roight well dis weeekz we'd gotz kinda a slow 'uns wich meands dat dem pedurfiles is runnin' scured frum uz, which is gud kause den den can't toch dem kiddiz. 'owevah it doez mean we's gonna probablyz move on while yah sitz here and.....bzzz hangs on'ts, 'sum un's comin' ta da door. Dis migths get'z interestingz."
>Orksen then gets up and starts to rally his "C'ock Blockas" and grabs his standard of a fine redheaded elven behind bars.
"Awww roight, we'z gots uz a sucka coming raight no'w, lets get readdies to krump him someting serious".
>Da grot tech/human baits and Ork Bobbies yell and chant in approval "Can't rape dat jailzbaits" at the top of their lungs.
>Chris looks pleased and gets ready to coach the recent humie he recruited for being the bait, "''kay yer bozz says I'd gotta get cha back in 'un peace so do'ntcha worry, if da pedos wanna make a grab at cha I'z gonna club da sickz gits with this 'ere choppa and keepz ya puny self safe savvy?"
"Uh okay Mr. Orksen, I mean its an honor sir"
"Heh don't worry decoy, its just Chriz"

>>26745133
But Taldeer likes Vindicare humans don't she....hmmm I'll think of something.

>>26745321
I think he meant Sisters of Battle. They were the resident /ss/ faction long before all that PedoMacha faggotry became a thing for literally no reason.

>>26745344
Oh okay, uhh you seem slightly pissed off at PedoMacha. Some people like our ever virgin failing once again at getting laid thank you very much, just in a more jailbait setting is all.

>>26745490
But then, you can fap to pretty much anything that wriggles.

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>>26744960
Pic related: Damn it /tg/ you BROKE DA RULES

>>26745540
More like, Boner Wisperer, amirite?

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>>26745563

>>26745540
It's funny they won't show the brand of popsicle she's enjoying.
Also she's quite a messy eater.

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>>26745540
That pic is clearly based on this Culexus comic. No rules were broken.

>>26745540
Lookit all that melted ice cream.

>>26745597
God I know right, I wish the artist linked to a nice uncensored popsicle picture so I could satisfy....my culinary curiosity.

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>>26745611
This guy would support that claim.
"Oral and anal don't count"

>>26745619
What a waste.

>>26745672
I know right? Food goes in the mouth Macha, gosh.

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>>26745692
Here is her doing it again.

>>26745735
WHO HOLDS A POPSICLE LIKE THAT
YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID

>>26745735
Who grips the actual food part?! That's what the fucking stick is for!

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>>26745735

>holding it by the Popsicle instead of the stick

how high do you have to be

>YFW you know Lewd is totally browsing this thread, waiting for someone to give him more material to draw.

>>26745755
>>26745767
A sex starved elf desperate for any sort of phallic contact.

>>26745779
Then get a damn dildo, don't be fucking nasty and get your hands all sticky and shit. No wonder she can't get laid, her manners are atrocious.

>>26745804

Maybe she likes the sensation of the cold ice dripping down her limbs.

>>26745769
It be a real shame if we got a picture of a manjuice covered Macha driving in a Vyper from a burning sperm bank with the caption: The Bien-Tan Job

>>26745540
...I just can't stop watching it. It's beautiful.

>>26745838
Yes, a real shame indeed, sure hope it doesn't happen.

>>26745857
I 2nd that shame, which is totally ironic and not sarcastic

>>26745735
Wut da zog is dat elfdar git doin' wit dat squigsicle?

>>26745892
See >>26744960
For an indepth description; pants are optional

>>26744960
"A...hmmm Okayz let's just moves on to da next targit and getz some proppah evidenz"
"Meatsakk you'ze take dis one, I'mma go and straighten out MajikFingahs in da back, cum 'ere u"
"Dontz worriez boss I's can dos it"
>The enthusiastic grot then gets on the computer screen and selects the next stranger in the "underage pls rape mu' face" chatroom
>DaGreenBeefcake: 'ello I's widdle 'umie who don't knows hows to walk"
>HotOlderSistah69: Oh hello, are you a good worshipper of the God-Emperor
>DGBC: uhhhhh......'ure
>HotOlderSistah69. Mhmm, excellent. Well what would you say if I were to make you my....personal choir boy.
>DGBC: 'kay, so'z wut I do den?
>HOS69: Don't worry My little sweetheart, I'll find some purpose for you. But meanwhile why don't you come by the chapel so we can pray together...and I can "anoint" you properly.
>DGBC: 'ut are we gonna do at da chapel
>HOS69: Nothing you won't like, I promise. And it will make you want to go to church every day. Now just lay down on one of the pews...and relax
>DGBC: Uhhh I'z feeling kinda weird. It's sorta hot.
>HOS69: Well how observant of you, I feel the heat too. Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable.I take off all your clothes and remove my armor...and slide down your chest with my huge bosom touching you all the way down...
>HOS69: And then when I finally find your scepter, I notice how cold it is and I wrap in inside my generous bust. And start to stroke it to keep you warm ;D
>HOS69: Mmmm you like that my little choir boy, just let me know when your "flamer" is about it ignite and I promise to swallow every hot drop <3

oh /tg/, you make the most subtle erotica

>>26746198
I know, it's making fapping so damn easy!

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>>26744169
But boss, da boys Oi've seen who try to catch Predatas end up splat against da ground! Do we really 'ave ta do dis?

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>>26746125
>>DaGreenBeefcake: 'ello I's widdle 'umie who don't knows hows to walk"

>>26746125
>HOS69:...are you still there?
>DGBC: Huh uh yeaz, hey'z I mightz has to cut this shortsz buts I'z gotzta go zoons, why don'tz we meets up?
Let's sayz my house at [data expunged] 10 minutes from da polize stations and makes sures to take all of you'ze id papers but leaves all dem weapons asides. In case you's get pulled over hypote-icully
>HOS69: Mhm so you like it rough, ohhh I can't wait. I'll even go without my Imperial Sanctioned panties...just for you. Sweet dreams, you won't get much sleep when I get there ;3
HOS69: In fact here is some pics from the choir boy I broke...blessed in. I hope you don't get too excited. I'd rather pound it out myself, and let you empty your holy oils all over my fleur de lis....on my juicy buttcheeks.
HOS69 has linked jpg files:
HOS69 has disconnected.
>Meatsakk then gets off the comp-gubbins and runs over to da next room where Orksen is just about to shove MajikFingahs into the Shokk Attack Gun.
"Boss, Boss I got em, she's comin' and she sent me all dese pics of her without da armor but doing weird stuffs. Take a looks boss"
>Chriz lets go of Majik who scampers off and sees da pics and chatlog
"Hehehe yes boy's we'z gonna get renewed for sure nows, oh yeah dis is sum good evidences, urgh look how nastys some of dis squig piss is. Oh Gork and Mork's be puking at wut some of dese humies and eldarz do for funs, good work lad. I's think you'd needz a PROMOTIONS"

>>26746225
We'z gots ta to save dem wittle humie boys from those evil sisters and xenos nymphs who would take advantage of them and ha'z great sex. And we can't let dem break da law now cans we?

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>>26746274
dat ending oh god

>>26746125
>Swallow "flamer" juice
>not full retard
Dis sister needs therapy.

>>26746198
Thanks m8. We aim to please our dicks

>>26746396
She coulda at least called it promethium.

>>26746408
How the hell do you spell that anyways.

>>26746274
I want those pictures
;_;

>>26746484
That's it, I think.

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>>26746497
And failing that, google rule 34.

>>26744169
ARE YOU GOING TO CATCH A PREDATOR TANK?
>>26744298
That's not a predator tank...

>>26744452
NOW THAT'S A PREDATOR

You know, as funny as this all is, I can't say I don't want porn of Eldar or SoB /ss/

>>26746561
But she's just as cramped on the inside.
would you like to ride her too?

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Oi ya gitz wot da zog is goin on in dis...
>>26744421
>>26744452
>>26744640
>>26744960
>>26745304
>>26746125
>>26746274
>>26746336
>>26746360
>>26746407

....

Wot da zog...

>>26746589
I know right. If only we had even more drawfags to bolster the lewd folder. Maybe some new ones mixed with the old and they could form a new /ss/ consortium. Bringing /tg/ to a new golden age.
If only ;_;

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>>26746608
I have no idea what your talking about.

>>26746651
>Dat lewd
Is there a larger picture of that?

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>>26746651
OI OI SOMEONE, ANYONE, YOUZ GOTTA 'ELP ME, DIS ELDA' GITS 'AD ME FOR FREE 'OLE DAYS, I'Z FINALLY ESCAPED THOUGH, SO SOMEONE 'ELP!

>>26744348
Dat ass crack. I remember that pic. Saved.

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>>26746651
Don't worry little foxy farseer momma, Commissar Bravo will take care of all your hot lovin needs!

HEH! HAH! HUH!

>>26744640
>Wraithboner40: Well, First I'd [DATAEXPUNGED], Then I'd [DATAEXPUNGED], until you [DATAEXPUNGED] all over my chest, then maybe [DATAEXPUNGED] until the peg leg catches fire ;)
Oh baby, these implications give me a massive hard on right now. Tell me [DATAEXPUNGED] more?

>>26746729
Heh, this is genious.
>Macha would ride him until his joystick broke

>>26746739
[DATAEXPUNGED] [DATAEXPUNGED] [DATAEXPUNGED] with a [DATAEXPUNGED][DATAEXPUNGED] and a greased up [DATAEXPUNGED][DATAEXPUNGED][DATAEXPUNGED] only when that pops open will she [DATAEXPUNGED][DATAEXPUNGED] with [DATAEXPUNGED][DATAEXPUNGED] in a Squig pit.

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>>26746724
DEY WOT, LETS GIT DAT GIT. WHO'SE DONE NABBED YOU NOW?

>>26746761
I came

>>26746739
>you [DATAEXPUNGED] all over my chest
this is my favorite part.

>>26746789
WAS DAT ELDA' GIT IT WAS, SNATCHED MES UP WHILE I WAS KICKIN' A SNOTLIN' AROUND, SHE DONE TIED ME UP AND STUFFED ME UNDA 'ER BED

Da fings she did to me....was 'orrible...

>>26746613
Commissions are magic, lets do it.

>>26746862
Oh no.....
>Dis she dress you up as a gerbil and stuff her up her arsehole?
That's pretty much what they all do.

>>26746884
Wut

>>26746709
Yep, just google Rule 34 Farseer Macha.

>>26746951
Dat shower.
thanks anon.
haven't found the uncensored messy macha bj pic though, feels horrible

>>26747005
it does

>>26747029
We will cry together.

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>>26746274

>>26746761
Sweet Jesus, that is lewd as fuck. I need a good wipedown after that.

>>26747271
>mfw I actually fapped to the chatlewd for the sisters of battle and probably macha.

>>26747277
blowjobs and titfucks make a mon-keigh happy.
You are still a dirty mon-keign though.

>>26747314

Well, you're a

A


....double mon-keigh!

>>26747400
DIS MONKEIGN GONNA GET PURGED.

>>26744169

>Orks
>keeping human children safe from the predators of the galaxy

Christ you'd think the Imperium would be grateful..

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>>26747277

>mfw I screencapped for future fapping

>>26747544
Reading that while watching SoB porn.
Feels fantastic.

>>26747698
This is /tg/

>>26747698
>watching SoB porn
You're not implying there are videos or something are you?

>>26747544

Reminds me of this!

>>26747544
>>26747757

Ahem!
Forgot mah link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo7TDtmatyM

>>26747748
God damn I wish so.
>mfw I'd tell her to keep the armor on so I could annoint her..... with muh dick.

>>26747760
Wut

>>26747767
how would that even work....oh I figured it out.
I don't know if bukkake really counts though.

>>26745611
>watching your daughter have oral/anal sex
Eldrad no, that's not cool.

>>26748103
Remember that Eldar and DEldar are closer to brothers than cousins.

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>>26748183
Lol nice. Don't worry this thread is archived anyways.

>>26746125
>DGBC: 'ut are we gonna do at da chapel

Waaagh...

>>26748497
Mysides.jpg

>>26747071
You mean fap together, right?

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>>26747743

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26744169/

Archived this for future fapping.

>>26748946
why use this one? isnt foolz much better

>>26748954
foolz does it automatically though, suptg is easier to search through.

>>26748981
yeah but foolz lets me click the replies to a post..makes it easier to back track.

>>26748886
Aren't the two done a t the same time?

>>26749872
Only if you're a teenage girl who has just been dumped and has eaten too much ice cream, anon.

>>26746274
I wonder if you can do a tau version?

>>26746595
Suddenly the 2+ save doesn't seem worth it.

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>>26746761
PROMOSHUNZ!

>>26750088
Go ahead and try, anon.

Bump!

>>26750088
Oh dear well we have all the time in the world.

>>26750088
Tau are typically the ones getting abducted, though.

>>26756197
Yeah, their whole race is basically jailbait.

>>26748897
2nd.

> This Thread

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25339427/

>>26756197
You don't think that a Tau woman wouldn't accept xenos warmly into her 'Greater Good'?

>>26756489
That's the whole problem. Tau girls keep putting themselves out there all vulnerable like and keep getting abducted by necrons, orks, DEldar, and what else have you.

>>26756517
Plus they are all younger then the other races.
>Would watch an angry molested Tau chick start killing pedos like that Lolita movie.

>>26756487
Lol it ain't that bad. most of us are still quite sane, if a little heretical.

>>26750018
>Macha likes Ice Cream though, all over her face.

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>>26756555
>lolita tau
Here ya go.

>>26756652
>Oh Mr. Pedo you make me feel so hot
>Why don't I bend over and show you my greater good?
>As she gets ready for some doggy style action with DAT ASS of hers, she starts pulling that dress up slowly
>Your arousal intensifies as you can imagine those blue cheeks bouncing off your thighs over and over while you drive into her bountiful valley.
>Finally she pulls them up and you are treated to all of your fantasies and more, as her vulumptuous bottom is open for all to see.
>You get ready to wreck it and start grabbing her cheeks, but then you notice something stuck inside her pucker.
>Oh is this a dildo? What a naughty girl....
>She looks right at you, and you become shocked as fuck as her face becomes an evil yandere killer glare and the dildo becomes a digi-railcannon which deploys to full mast.
>You back off scared in the corner while lolitau finally reveals her master plan and while still bent over in da nude, the massive weapon pointed right at you kills the boner.
>She then jams the barrel right into your mouth while her ass completely overwhelms your face.
>While shuddering in fear and having trouble breathing, you could hear her muffled voice going through her thick cushions:
>"Well, I hope you're happy Mr. Sick fuck, you've been coveting my not-so-little ass of mine, so let me make it the last thing you ever see again"
>And right before she pulls the trigger and blows your head off, you distinctly feel her pussycat getting moist all over your face
>Booom
Best ending.

>>26756877
wat

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>>26756877
Man, I just want ONE picture/story where someone fucks the face vagina. Just one. Its right fucking there and everything. Its like drawing/writing elf porn and not including earplay.

>>26756877
Yes, this is the greatest.

>>26756928
>switching between the face vag and the mouth. And then coming in both.
Mhm I like this idea.

>>26756928
It's just an indentation, if it was an actual hole that would cause all sorts of problems with shit getting stuck in there and fucking up the brain.

>>26757026
I figured it was a sinus cavity, meaning it had a method of filtering shit out and lead down to the lungs. Either way, if nipples can be fucked in certain porn, then you should be allowed to fuck a face vagina.

>>26757026
I have the perfect picture for this, but it's nsfw and also I'm a lazy bastard. So you get this.

whitealienwithvaginainthebackofherheadgettingpenetratedbyahumanmaleshekindoflookslikeaseaangel.jpg

>>26757026
I believe we can make it work. Maybe with some help from /d/.
For science.

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>>26757073

>>26757073
But /d/ is shit at creativity. They'd just be all like ''slap a dick on it lelz''. It's all they know.

>>26757065
Oh, I have that one too. And a few others featuring her.

I need lewds of SoBs. F-for science of course

>>26757135
Nah man, it kind of just depends on the season. We have an annoying influx of unimaginative children every few months, and then a grace period for a while before the newfags come back.

During the good times there's more variety and all the right kinds of insanity.

Futa is dandy, but I want to murder everyone who thinks that it alone makes something worth enjoying.

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>>26757179
How much lewds are we talking about heres.

>>26757236
Approximately 50 Megalewds worth.

>>26757310
I'm gonna need to upgrade your internet tubes then.

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>>26744169

Hehe, only vindicators here.

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>>26757310
>50 Megalewds
Great Scott !!

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>>26757375

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>>26757389

>>26757358
That's a predator in the middle! And a dirty Space Marine one too - those guys get 12 year olds to fight for their pleasure before violating their young bodies with their organs!

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>>26757398
You may be on to something.

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>>26757398

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>>26757413

>>26757388

Where we're going, we don't need pants.

>>26757410
...fuck. THE GELLAR FIELD IS DOWN. RUN. RUN AWAY.

>>26757400
Actually, they violate them with trumpets.

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>>26757429
Holy fucking Throne, we are outta here

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>>26757438
... woah, Momma.
>and that was how I die

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>>26757179
>F-for science
Admech pls go.
>>26757236
>Macha
>no face markings
No.

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>>26757485

>>26757492

[Binary intensifies]

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archive this thread.

Also, I think in the future, these images (below) should be used to herald /tg/ raids on other boards. The final image, of the ship breaking warp, should be accompanied by the text "GUESS WHOSE HERE!?" or something like that, and followed by a 40k dump.

>>26757375
>>26757389
>>26757398
>>26757413
>>26757429
>>26757468

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>>26757552
>herald /tg/ raids on other boards
I seriously hope you're not advocating breaking global rule 4.

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>>26757471
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>26757577
Looks like the /b/oyz are trying to take over again.

>>26757577
What is global rule 4? I've been away from 4chan for a while, only just started visiting again.

>>26757485
>Implying Elfdar don't have hair dye and soap to wash off face markings.
>She just wants some lesb-loving.

>>26757615
>>She just wants some lesb-loving.
She already has Callie-chan for that.

>>26757577

Oh come on, a /tg/ raid is about as aggressive as a puppy resting its head on your lap.

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>>26757614
>Inciting or participating in cross-board (intra-4chan) raids is not permitted.
https://www.4chan.org/rules#global4

>>26757614
same anon here, nevermind, just looked it up. Crap, I feel like those images would have been perfect. No raids then, move along.

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>>26757485
>Admech pls go
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. I HAVEN'T GOT ENOUGH SoB LEWDS.

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You are part of a joint Death Watch task force. Making your way through the Navy ship mid-transit you take a wrong turn back to your quarters and stumble upon this.

What do?

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>>26757581
Yeah, this thread looks dangerous.

> B...But sister superior! We're women! We c...can't...
> Shhh...it's time for your anointment, little one...

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>>26757552
But there already is a perfect image.

>>26757632
Out of curiosity, what counts as a "raid"? Does a friendly cross-board visit count?

>>26757701
save'd

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>>26757668
You may be on to something.

>>26757665
Y-you t-too

>>26757705
>cross-board anything
>friendly
Good luck. There is a hell of a lot of cross-board animosity these days. Just look at all that 4chan prom drama that happened.

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>>26757665
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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>>26757696

>>26757738
Wait

You're saying

A bunch of waifufags roaming 4chan with their shitty fanfiction caused animosity?

Gee, who woulda thought

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>>26757738
Ok, just asking. Thought it could be fun/funny.

Unrelated, LESBIANS

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>>26757665
.... Woah, momma.
>and that was how I die

>>26757769

> W...What are you doing with that sacred pro...promethi...eep!
> I know it's hot dear, but try to bear it. I have to cleanse your body of purity before we can have fun...
> [Oil rub intensifies]

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>>26757705
I would consider a violation of global 4 to be something like "let's everyone go to /*/ and post X" where X is unrelated to that board. Or something like "lol /tg/ takeover" on another board. That's shitty and you shouldn't do that.

Friendly visits are OK, it's not like anyone can actually tell what board you're from unless you say so. Go forth and browse and post in as many boards as you wish. Just don't go bringing unrelated content to another board. You can probably go and post warhammer on /v/ as long as it's about vidya gaems, and even /a/ is OK as long as you bring some OK art.

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>>26757668
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?

>>26757813
> of corruption*

derp. I cannot words today

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>>26757696
Made it just for you.

>>26757813
>mfw she accidently fumbles and trips a torch to land on the oil puddle.
>They accidently burn themselves and jump in the holy baptism pool
>Angry Canoness chews them out the next day in the infirmary while they are wrapped for 1st degree burns and sexual frustration

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>>26757827
The only thing that absolutely cannot go on multiple boards is MLP stuff. Other content can be cross-board, provided it's related to wherever you post it. /tg/ is pretty lenient. Other boards vary, lurk more. For example, othing is stopping you from posting brown elf threads on /e/ or /h/. Or cute warhammer girls on /c/ (however /c/ is pretty strict about quality).

Incidentally, linking to not worksafe content on a worksafe board is not a rule violation.

>>26757876
Goddamit, I'll clean it up some other time

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>>26757876

We've needed that picture for far too long.

>>26757896

I still like it. I'll try to write more about >>26757696 & >>26757813 & >>26757884 later after my BC game.

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But the Inquisition is always watching.

>>26757911
Thank you based writefag. I think the previous one went to bed or whatever.

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>>26757919
Even if you get away with stuff.

Goddammit /tg/, stop being so interesting. I'm running out of disk space!

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>>26757983
Buy more, it's cheap.

>>26757919
>implying I'm not Macha wanting a Xenos Radical inquisitor to shove a flamer inside of me and purging me over and over.

>>26757999

Okay poll time - Lesbo Sisters or Macha taking a flamer for the team? I can only channel so much ERP before I hate myself

>>26758036
Macha every time,
we can lesbo Sisters later.

>>26757777
Just slap some fleur-de-lys on them and its related.

>>26757884
Wrong kind of oil, pal.

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What is this thread even about?

>>26758036
>flamer in a virgin
Yeah, dream on.
It's gonna take a dozen good dickings and determined stretching before we get to that.

>>26758065
And don't forget some "ice cream" all over their bodies too.
I like my cheesecake frosted is all, its more delicious that way.

>>26757876
>>26757896
It looks great, we just need someone to caption it now.

>>26758071
>implying the blonde one wouldn't get confused.
>>26758076
Leave my fantasies alone ;_;

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Hey, Emperor here. Just sayin' that xeno fucking is only heresy when it ain't hot.
Convert the aliens.
with your dick.

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>>26758076
>What is this thread even about?
I don't think it's possible to know that.

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>>26758105
You may be on to something.

>>26758105
It was about eldar and sister of battle pedophiles and then generic lewd about xenos and sister chicks.
That wasn't so difficult now was it.

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>>26758095
>implying stretching and trying out bigger and bigger things isn't fun

No matter how great that apple looks, you don't fit it in there. They are always way bigger than you think.

>>26758183
Awww man its a dickgirl.
>I only want vag slaanesh ;_;.
Anyways, just the tip for Macha that's all.
>implying she isn't a tester for Bad Dragon and has a humoungous selection of dildos across the universe.

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>>26758251
I have found the perfect thing for her.

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>>26758076

It's about Macha's considerable dildo collection! In fact, some of the dildo's in her collection are quite sizeable.

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>>26758373

Oh really? How big are we talking here?

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>>26758381

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>>26758287

>>26758381
THEY'RE OVER 9000!

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>>26758404

>>26758404
No, fuck you. You're not using that anymore

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>>26758420

Make me.

>>26758183
There should be a pic where slaanesh and macha are in a bed where slaanesh is totally shocked and disappointed, "this has never happened before" while macha is pissed that the rape god cannot into virgin. Maybe macha could be reading a porno while replying "story of my life"

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>>26745735
Capped for posterity.

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I-I want to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with a Sororitas while whispering sweet nothings into her ear.

I=is this too heretical, /tg/?

>>26758566

Sororitas are not for breeding, use Buxom Peasant #344432 for that.

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>>26758566
why the fuck isnt THAT CENSORED

>>26758566
Not titfucking and doggystyle in both holes a lucky Sister and then jizzing on their orders marks. Apply yourself son.

>>26758566
sauce on gif, google gives nothing

>>26758658
dafuq

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>>26758658
Don't you understand? That's noon on monday for me, anon.

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>>26758050
Have this.
Now 100% purer.

>>26758684
Sounds like a good time what is problem.
>>26758718
I wish I had your schedule ;_;

>>26758566
You'll want to do it with one of those Sisters of Cleaning, or w/e they're actually called. Poor things need it.

>>26758036
So once I'm done writing this... where should I put it? New thread? 1d4chan? pastebin? all three?

>>26746939
>not listening to pet shop boys

>>26758779
here

>>26758779
all three, but here first

>>26758658
You went from the most heretical thing ever to part three of how the SoBs greet an Inquisitorial Commissar? Scrub.

>>26744298
>>26744317
>tfw there is no material of this to krump to
Someone plz fix

>>26758666
No idea.

>>26758779
>Sisters of Cleaning
Don't they want to be ravished by burly Guardsmen?

>>26757895
nope, read /mlp/ rule No1

>>26758912

I'm combining lesbo sisters, macha x flamer, and /ss/ in multiple chapters. It's a bad idea, but fuck it. /tg/ needs this, apparently.

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>>26746125
>>26746274
>Sister of Battle and choir boy /ss/

>>26747760
>Think link will be something lewd
>Goddamnit that space helmet cigar man

Boner lost
Sides lost

>>26758903
Sorry forgive my heresy.

>>26759067
thank you based god.

>>26756487
The creepiest part about that thread is that it suddenly got deleted

Like, the last post made was made before it suddenly vanished

>>26759119
I'm okay with this.

>>26758404
>>26758415
Y-YOU'RE JUST FUCKIN WITH ME!

>>26759505
you gotta love mods

>>26759067
Thank you based /tg/

I can feel the unstoppable stirring already

>>26759067
pls kwik time is limit

>>26759638
Not yet ;)
Eldar blowjobs for everyone on /tg/, REJOICE

>>26759669
Bump for boners.

bemp

y'know /tg/, I think I have a new fetish.

>>26760304
Us?

>>26758903
Blast, now I want a picture of just that. A puritan Inquisitor who was a Commissar in a former life pounding a Canoness who is face down and covered in his geneseed with some leaking from her mouth, in the middle of a void ship's chapel while a statue of the God Emprah is flipping off the window where the Eye of Terror is.
>Imperials can have fun too.

>>26759119
>>26759575
>What? Heresy?
>No, no, my little thing. This isn't heresy.
>I would know if it was heresy. I'm a Sororita. You can trust me.
>Shush, my little thing. Stop those tears; this is what the Emperor wills.
>Yes, pure love between all his children. It might hurt at first, but I promise this will purify us both.
>Why don't you sing me a song? You always sound so beautiful when you and the choir sing your praise to the Emperor.
>That's right, my little thing. Sing for me and my love. You don't have to be afraid.
>With me, you'll learn all sorts of new songs.

>fetishizing TCaP

The internet is rather... something.

>>26760413
Actually it was made orky THEN fetishized.

>>26760482
It was fetishized while being made orky

>>26759739
oh, the waiting. how close are you to posting a tidbit?

I just dug a SoB fapfic up. Want me to post it?

>>26760668
why not

>>26760668
In the Emperor's name, I demand it!

>>26760593
Woops not that guy.
>That would have to be a different project.

>>26760668
Do you really need to ask? Do it!

>>26757668
HOW THE FUCK DOES HE DO THIS?

Violette sighed as she discarded the last of her undergarments and stepped into the empty shower room. She preferred bathing when no one else was around, partly because it gave her the opportunity to properly cleave to the Golden Throne. First, though, she had to wash the grime from a proper day's work of Xenos slaying. Taking up one of the spots in the back, Violette turned the water on, steamingly hot water cascading from the nozzle over her lithe form. Just the sensation of it made her involuntarily release a moan of pleasure, but she was a patient woman. The time to worship his holiness was approaching, and she wanted to be properly cleansed for him.

After obtaining a small amount of bluish liquid from a bottle, Violette proceeded to lather her body. She became lost in the sensations, working every muscle and inch of her skin with massaging motions with the occasional moan. It wasn't until she felt pillowy mammeries press against her back that her revere was broken.

"My my..." whispered Sister Superior Romelia, "what have we here?" Not waiting for a reply, she licked Violetta's fleur and began nipping a trail down her neck.

"I...I..." stammered Violetta, trying her best to remain professional. "I was just...just..."

"Just what, dear? I know that this is usually when you..."

"DON'T!" shouted Violette, breaking free of Romelia as her hands brushed against her thighs. Covering herself, Violette stammered, "It's...It's not proper! The Codex Sororatas doesn't..."

Her diatribe was interrupted by Romelia's lips forcing themselves against hers, the warm water cascading over them both. "It's okay... let go..." whispered Romelia, drawing back as Violette blushed profusely.

"B...B...But we're both women!"

"That's okay. There are proper anointing rituals we can follow..."

(ohgodwhy)

>>26757065
>>26757144
Wait, what?