First reply with even ending postcount makes the decision, or third odd ending postcount if that doesn't come up.Rolls may be requested, be sure to do so if you think it might be a difficult task.
Previous threads:Chapter 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26809233/Chapter 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26819948/
If the thread is moving slow, feel free to re-roll your suggestions, or support others if you don't actually have one.
>>26824098Rest physically but put our mental effort into advancing our necromancy skills. I want to raise fleshy things, not only skeletons.
>>26824098Consider useful spells to create.
>>26824270That's your job
>>26824270As suggestions, some sort of new undead summon for an incorporeal variety, and maybe some kind of spell to siphon life energy into ourselves as we seem to be getting hurt a bunch.
Yeah, we need to figure what spells we make.I want at least one of them to involve painful bloody death.
>>26824305We have a spell literally called death.Just do it slowly if you want it to be painful. New spells should cover new territory.Oh and OP can you post the spell list again?
>>26824300Some sort of life drain spell, to steal someone's life force for ourselves
You need protection, try to asemble back mace-skelleton and train him to be a suitable adventurer-tank partner.
>>26824362We covered some ideas last night I think, one involving putting him on a chariot drawn by skelefoxes and the other being grafting him onto a centaur skeleton.
>>26824377make these two spells>>26824301
>>26824377Seems that is time to flesh up mace skelleton for the tanky needs of our adventures.
>>26824377This >>26824382Our personal bone chariot, but I'd rather have it drawn by horse skeletons. To impress the ladies you know.
>>26824377>personality as you requireLet's make a paranoid skeleton
Rolled 3>>26824446Please not again.
Rolled 13>>26824462pls stop
Rolled 18>>26824446please no
>>26824462Ok that's it. First i broke some ribs and now this.I will not be rolling any dice in these threads anymore.
>>26824462I love you bastards.
>>26824509You have a problem. You should atone to the dice gods.
Rolled 5>>26824522NO REASON TO STOP THE SHITSHOW
Rolled 12>>26824522KEEP GOING NO FEAR
Rolled 14>>26824532I'm getting too old for this shit.
>>26824526Do you think sacrificing a goat while smearing myself with a mixture of herbs and blood will be enough?>>26824532HA! At least it wasn't me this time!
Rolled 10>>26824570better make it a virgin, just to be safe.
>>26824587Lets make Skullmace into something stronger! The dice are hot!
>>26824587Flesh up mace skelettonnnn, we need a fucking tank.
>>26824604>>26824610Oh yeah! Time to roll. Theres no way this could go wrong.
Rolled 16, 13, 12 = 41>>26824638LETS RUIN THIS SHIT
>>26824638Gee Billy, 3 d20?!This opens up so many new and exciting possibilites for failure!
>>26824653Based dice gods
Rolled 11, 13, 6 = 30Let's do this.
Rolled 14, 16, 8 = 38>>26824638HUEHUEHUE
>>26824738Shit I took the wrong post. Do you guys want a rewrite?
>>26824759Nope I'm good. But whatever I just want to get on with it.
>>26824759The dice gods have granted us their mercy for the first time in, well, ever. Let's roll with it.
>>26824759we are good.
>>26824738Sorry guys. Chance is chance. I am a bastard.
>>26824759No. We're good. Or I am at least.
>>26824800Show him the place. You couldn't make any mental links so maybe friendship will fill the gap.
>>26824800Better make friendly then. How intelligent it's he?
>>26824800I'm ok with that.And that >>26824848 too
>>26824800If we can make an addition to him that makes him more loyal do that. If not figure out a way to kill him if he hets out of hand
>>26824800It's better than a string of 1s.Let's point out to him that his best interests still lie in working with us. We can keep him maintained, kitted out, supplied and so on.Now, let's go scout out that Alliance place. Make some tiny zombie rats and crows, sneak them into the place. See if we can find out more about who makes and maintains those antimagic zones and if there's a way to disable them so that we can overrun the town with our skeletal army.
>>26824800ride on his shoulders
>>26824962Damn I need to proof read these. I've been writing for 20 out of 30 hours.
>>26824962I think it should be emphasized to never touch the merchandise, and maybe we can think of teaching it some basics in stealth, like disguising, who knows, with all that flesh business, maybe he can steal faces, that'd be cool.
>>26824962Make a mental note to research dispelling in the future in case he ever goes crazy. Out loud inquire about exactly what he needs.
>>26825108Again, I really think we should tell the sociopathic monstrosity that asked for flesh and bone not to take that from all the fleshy and bony prostitutes we have in our mansion.
>>26825108these two >>26825017>>26825019It's like we're really turning into a proper necromancer!
Also, just throwing this out there but we may or may not become the sole source of morality for Skullmace Jr. as I've just dubbed him in my head canon, so let's not have ourselves get into situations where he "Learnt it by watching us."
>>26825237A bone of course. Something small, finger bone or something, carried as an amulet.
>>26825272Roll a D20
>>26825237Hm. Well I suppose it's time to see what our monstrosity can do. Let's see if we can drum up some sort of adventure to fight in the local tavern, (maybe a cavern of bandits or the like) and send in our army led by Mr. Flesh & Bone.
>>26825237put the repel flesh spell in a dagger
Rolled 3>>26825286What could possibly go wrong?
>>26825270>mfw Skullmace Jr. learns how to get his bones crushed while fucking monster girls
>>26825323My sides have left orbit
Rolled 9>>26825237Appoint him General Skull-Mace, our second in command.
Wait guys, it's not the first roll, it's the first even or 3rd odd number, let's just not fuck up the next one.
>>26825398No I asked for that roll to go with the suggestion.Bad luck. Seriously. Dice Gods Mad.So is Skull-Mace,
>>26825398Too late fucker
Rolled 5>>26825414OH GOD TELEPORT AWAY. OUT IN FRONT OF BROTHELCALL SKELETON ARMY TO STOP IT
>>26825414Tell him to calm the fuck down.This magic shit is pretty damn hard sometimes, and we messed it up, but we didn't mean to hurt him. If he listens, appoint him as our General. If not, I guess we lead him outside and try to get our skeletons to kill him.
>>26825414Run. Get our skeletons to help us kill him and make sure the whores stay safe
>>26825452We've never casted the shadow meld spell, did we have to roll on it or not?
Rolled 4>>26825492Try to reason with him. He's intelligent and he's much better off to us alive.
Rolled 11>>26825492Talk him down. Shield ourselves, but don't attack. This is just a spellcasting botch. We weren't attacking him. It's just a magical accident. Chill out.
>>26825507THE DICE GODS HAVE FORSAKEN US!
We seriously have to stop trying to talk down the murder machine, it's not going to work, we can't even say no to the bitches.
>>26825492create the illusion of wall of fire between the two of you
>>26825511When will you fucker learnt the rules?Last I checked 7 was an uneven number.
Rolled 10>>26825515We spent massive amounts of work on our murder-machine, we're not just smashing him up. Although we should maybe try our mind control spells?
>>26825532Well all that work will still be for nothing if he kills us, won't it?
Rolled 16>>26825520forgot roll
>>26825532We can build a new one that's loyal to us. We can't let this one survive considering how much damage it can do to us.
Rolled 6>>26825569He's got a basically human mind, right? Would mind control spells work on him?
Rolled 3>>26825589Mind control that bitch.
Rolled 3>>26825569I concur with >>26825589
>>26825605I'm done rolling. I'm done. I swear.
Rolled 12>>26825569try repel flesh a few more times, it hurts him
>>26825612...... seriously what the hell, /tg/ dice?
Rolled 12>>26825569Alright, I'm thinking dark energy shackling to the ground, then death via brain-splosion. I mean it'd cut down how much we'd have to reconstruct.
Rolled 14>>26825569Use mind controlFailing that, use telekinesis to chuck shit at him
>>26825620>>26825629>>26825634Hey guys, great plans, and even better rolls! Do you suppose next time you could hurry up with those posts?
>>26825612I am having so much fun visualizing this fight by the way.
>>26825642If the dice gods want us to die we will die.
Rolled 4>>26825713resist flesh followed by fleeingWhere the fuck are our skeletons?
Rolled 10>>26825629All right, let's try my plan now, and I've given my dues to the dice gods today, so hopefully this'll work, for now though just the shackling part.
Rolled 4>>26825713Cast illusion of a ring of fire around him
Rolled 8>>26825713bring the original skull-mace back to help you fight this moustrosity. The original will prevail over the imitation.
>>26825754Do you mean repel flesh?
>>26825754OH COME ON
>>26825778Yes, not that it matters now
>>26825754Really? Is everyone here rolling dice with a maximum of 20?
>>26825800Welcome to /tg/ dice, they hand out tough love.
>>26825800I rolled the 3 for mind-control and I was definitely rolling a d20. I guess some of these guys might be using the "hidden extra characters in the dice field" trick but if they were doing that they'd be rolling a max of a 1 or a 2, not a 4.
>>26825829Oh well, we'll just have to live with it.On a different note I vote for destroying everything we create if it isn't loyal to us.
Rolled 16>>26825880Somehow try this>>26825775
>>26825889Disregarded. Skull Mace 1.0 is a pile of bones in a forest.
Rolled 5>>26825755Alright, just one more shot here, shackle him and then just have the skellies beat the tar out of his head, and only the head.
Rolled 16>>26825880run the fuck away, it can't catch us on 3 legs
>>26825918God damn it all.
Rolled 10>>26825880Create an illusion of multiple Necromancers like yourself.
Rolled 5>>26825918hahah I can't belive it.
>>26825918I am kinda speechless right now.
>>26825918Not a reply, doesn't count.This does: >>26825928
>>26825945oh thank fuck
>>26825945I have no complaints at all with this.
>>26825945Thank god for small points of contention.
>>26825928It's only right since I fucked you over similarly. Blindly sticking to the initial rules works for me in terms of fairness.
I think after this we should go back to intercourse as our main activity. We clearly suck at fighting.
Rolled 3>>26826001Fuck this shit. Mind control.
>>26826023I'll stop. I'm sorry.
>>26826015That or make things hilariously overwhelming, so we have a bunch of broken and pointy bones surrounding him from the smashed up skellies, could we just stab him via telekinesis with those?
Rolled 8>>26826015We still roll 1s and get bashed around while having sex, you know. We just get longer to heal in between failures.>>26826001Mind control.
Rolled 6>>26826001use Death on skull macedont think it will work but fuck it
>>26826041Dice gods pls
Well I have a feeling we're going to miss horribly and kill an alraune.
GUYS WHAT IF. GUYS LISTEN. GUYS WHAT IF. WHAT IF THIS IS THE RESULT OF WHATEVER WAS IN THE DART WE GOT IN THE JESTER CAVE?the jester must be laughing at our demise right now.
Rolled 13>no-one rolls more than 10 in this thread
>>26826086That sounds ludicrously plausible.
Rolled 17>>26826088Test roll.
>>26826086We had shit luck before the dart, so unless it was a time traveling dart, we're just really fucking bad at rolling.
>>26826088We had 3 good rolls when making Skullmace at the very least.
>>26826130>The only time you succeed on a roll is when creating the monster that is now killing the fuck out of you.
Rolled 12, 15 = 27>>26826141Spam mind control until it works!
>>26826148It was me making a test roll. Just out of curiosity.
>>26826155Well if he survives I think he'll go on to have a great career as a boogeyman.
Rolled 9One of two actions: overclock the phantom carrot with energy and try to make it explode in his face
Rolled 19>>26826168You see guys? The fucking jester is behind all of this. He can't have fun with us death, right? He want's us alive so we can suffer. This fucker gotta pay.
>>26826175No that was me expressing incredulity at the fact that you got a 17 on something that didn't count
This makes me wonder what sort of insanity our teacher had, he must have been insanely meticulous, considering how spell casting on the fly has gone for us so far, maybe remembering a few habits of his would do us good.
>>26826220Would people please stop rolling dice when it doesn't count? It's painful to see these high rolls.
This is the most entertaining thread I've been in for months.
>>26826243That means a lot, thanks.
>>26826265Call skeles. If any are left, have them go down there are tear it apart, piece by piece. I want to make sure 10 times over. Also cast health python.
>>26826265Try to find Elyria before you pass out. Also we're out of combat so we don't need to roll right?
Rolled 18>>26826265fuck it
>>26826265We need to make something with that body. We should take some time and try again, but this time we better not fuck up. We should put measures in place to make sure we can handle it if shit goes wrong.
Be sure to archive and vote on the threads by the way guys. If you want notification of a new thread: @tgtextadventure>>26826298No more rolls needed until the next challenge.
>>26826298This and our healing python.(Is this a reference to the asclepius rod btw?)
Rolled 19>>26826320Do we ever level up or something like that?
>>26826336Ups, sorry, I forgot to delete the roll command.
>>26826325I hadn't thought of that, but I think it was mostly due to our possible dislexia at the rate that we fail at spell casting and trying to make the life syphon spell.
>>26826448Fuck it, lets study the fuck out of fleshcrafting while we still heal up more in bed and then make ourselves a creature of fuck you and death.
>>26826448Edward Elric that bone arm. The dagger was getting boring and is never used.
>>26826476Cut it off and we will try to replace it with something better, like phantom carrots.
>>26826448Okay let's get to a safe place if were not already. From there we need to find out where everyone is and if they feel like joining the resistance you are now the leader of.
>>26826448well fuck...We examine our body for damagesAlso, I didn't read the first thread, what's our relationship with Elyria?
>>26826490Get the knife.Stick it in the arm.We alchemist now.
>>26826505Murdered her family without her knowledge, offered her a servants life since she had nothing left. Fucked her a couple times.
>>26826490the guy from fullmetal. Probably trying to say this >>26826499
>>26826490He's saying in weeb-speak to replace your arm with a metal, mechanical equivalent, possibly made of the dagger, sadly we're incredibly inept at metallurgy most likely, I mean we can't even do the necromancy we trained a decade to do.
>>26826500500. Does that count as special or something?
>>26826505Oh, you know, the usual stuff. We murdered a bunch of dryads, left their grove, came back to turn them into undead, found Elyria burying them, and demanded she follow us as a loyal servant. She's fucked us since then, shit was so cash. Oh also she doesn't know about the whole 'murdered your sisters' thing.
>>26826505SOMEONE GET THIS MAN THE ELYRIA FAPFIC.STAT.
>>26826448Swear a lot
>>26826490>>26826522Metal a shit. Use bone for arm knife.
>>26826505Assistant/friend with benefits/ticking time bomb.
Hold on a tic. Why the fuck aren't we under arrest? Where the fuck are we?
Did we ever get to casting that healing python spell?
Rolled 15I think it will be better if we focus on practicing and improving the ethereal spell and try to create an ethereal arm replacement.what do you guys think?
>>26826572Time bomb? All the witnesses have been long gone, the last one was the original Skullmace and he's apparently pretty dead... again.
>>26826591This is definitely a hell of a lot cooler.I second this.
>>26826591Sounds like a plan.
>>26826602Well actually now that I think of it, there's still George, the skull that we have on our belt.
>>26826544An Elyria fapfic you say?
>>26826591If we can use it to invisie kill enemies, then this is fucking awesome, thirding
>>26826476Sorry guys this isn't a democracy. Just got to get lucky with postcounts.
>>26826591Etheral arm? Sounds awesome, maybe we can rip hearts out with it, our souls.
>>26826630And NOW we turn it etheral.
>>26826649How about some 'flower power?'
Rolled 8>>26826630we can still have an ethereal hand at the top of it, go for it, man! Ethereal study time
>>26826630we gotta get some more skeletonsmost of ours were killed in the fight
>>26826630Okay, now we need to deal with the goddamn Alliance. First, we need to find a way to disrupt their antimagic. Do we know anything about that jazz?
>>26826668Ethereal hand over bone knife spikeIt'll make a useful surprise weapon
>>26826668Oh boy, I'm ready to see the ethereal carrot hand that comes out of this.
>>26826719Status on our situation! Elyria! Why weren't you arrested?
>>26826719Research anti-antimagic countermeasures.
Rolled 12>>26826719Good enough. I say we return to the cave and try to get some more book for knowledge and bonus in bone-necromancy rolls
>>26826667Damn that was good. Thanks man.
>>26826761Wait, why would we go back to the Jester's cave if we've gone through it already? Why are we just waltzing around in public if they have guards posted everywhere that are prepared to hang us on a stake and burn us?
>>26826799Not that cave. The cave we started in. I assume.
>>26826769The thing is we can get more of that if we actually advance the quest. So get to it.
>>26826884Ok, next we figure out where they took our alraunes and VERY stealthily try to find out what to do against those anti magic barriers they have.
Rolled 12>>26826884.... I have a terrible, terrible idea.Let's go to the local bureaucrats, tell them we're an artificier, and ask them to let us help with the construction of the anti-magic barriers. Then we build a back-door into the barriers that lets us bypass them whenever we like.
>>26826943We'd roll a critfail and somehow manage to made ourselves into an antimagic field or something.
>>26826884Research antimagic countermeasuresRaise army.
I'm taking a break guys. Completely exhausted. I'll try to be back in an hour. If not archive this and follow @tgtextadventure.
>>26826943They're bureaucrats, they're going to ask for a license and everything, we don't have that sort of stuff, we have to find the nearest artificer, murder him, then take his stuff obviously, or just straight up jack artificer stuff, that seems like a good idea.
Rolled 8>>26826961I did say it was a terrible idea, for precisely that reason.Investigating the anti-magic barriers and finding an easy way to sabotage them would probably be a better plan.
>>26826978It was archived a little while ago
>>26827002why are you still rolling, if i may ask?
>>26827048He wants to doom us all obviously.
>>26826978Well earned. take your time, one of the most fun quest I've been so far. Thank you.
Now that we have some time should we actually discuss tactics?Of course everything we do is inevitably because we want to acquire more waifus but what should we do about the problems at hand?
>>26827209I think we should go to ground. Stay in the forest and create an army of skeles, as well as some specialized stealth zombies (with a tight reign on control) to infiltrate and sabotage the empire's authority in the town.
>>26827209>problems at hand>at hand>handEvery comment past this one is gonna be a pun, ain't it?
>>26827268We should find ways to bypass their anti magic stuff first. Then we can do what you said, I don't want to actually battle them in an open fight, we're not powerful enough for that yet. And we have to find out where our plants went.
>>26827313I completely agree. Oh let's check on that little village we helped at the start. Maybe they haven't been annexed yet.
>>26827268Maybe we could inspect the body of our monstrosity to be able to recreate more of those. It seemed to be pretty good for stealt. I mean with being able to become half the size of you and stuff. But i don't think that well be able to see it again since alliance and such.Also what >>26827330 says
I reckon this is a good chapter end.I'm going to start a new thread and a new chapter when I come back. Just relaxing watching Firefly right now.
>>26827330That is a great idea. Only downside would be if Elyria somehow decided she wants to go along. Then she'd find out that we killed her family and stuff, which would be awkward.Of course, she hasn't been going anywhere with us for a long time, but that could change.
It should be also good to remember and note somewhere the bonus we have so far:+2 to flesh constructs+2 to bone smith+2 to raising dead.Seems that we are going for some kind of necro-smith path.