Alright, Alright, sorry I'm late and such. Just had to make sure that my tea was PERFECT forthe upcoming party. Can't have bad tea just spilling everywhere.Also, if you'd only like half a cup, please be careful with the knife, I would rather not have someone bleed all over the good linen...Last Time!: Faefnir and Maddie made a Ham Sand Witch, and it recited the To be or not to be from Hamlet! That is the question!The two of them trounced the dastardly thing with good old fashioned teamwork, and received a plethora of applause from their live-studio audience. Backstage, the defeated Ham Sandwhich invited them to the After Party, and told them of the good the Red Queen has done for this land..Oh joy, simply joyful.And then finally, Faefnir took a seat with me once more to share a toast of wine. Shame he didn't take it standing.. Hehe..So now the Tale of Wonderland begins! Let us see where this dramatic road takes us, hm?Rules of Wonderland!>http://pastebin.com/RPD8fGbxFaefnir's abilities and paramaters.. for what it's worth in Wonderland..>http://pastebin.com/rHJuHW12The entire dreadfully dreary and happy tale so far.>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Akuma%20Quest
You take a seat at Alice's table and clink the glasses together in toast before bringing the glas to your lips to sip the drink.It goes down quite smoothly with a refreshing taste vague;y of grapes and other berries for flavor."Say what's Shakespearean anyway?"Alice sips her drink in turn and gives you a simple shrug," Why, I haven't the faintest idea, though the answer should make itself known given enough time.. Like anything after all...""Quite," You stare into the wine-glass, the liquid seeming to swim around," So, I've heard tell of this.. Jabberwocky.. would it be possible..."Alice raises an eyebrow as an amused smile makes its home upon her face," Oh? You've heard.. The poor dear's been captured by the Queen. She'd slay it if she only had the means to..." Alice leans her small frame over the table speaking soft and low as to avoid other people's listening," However, I'm the one that's found the Vorpal Sword.. The only thing that can.." She situates herself back within her seat, looking thoughtful once more," Certainly, there should be a way to release it, however that'll require effort on both of our parts.. It certainly won't be easy, though it'd prove to be a fantastic guest to the Queen's greatest party..."Oh yes, and you're luck that you took a seat...">Wonderland Rule #12: When drinking wine while standing, you are bound to shrink..."Just thought that I'd let you know since the surprise has lost its appeal." Alice rests her head upon a hand, her elbow planted into the table," I'm also quite surprised that you've been so calm considering that you likely could've just killed all of them..."You only smile as you sip at your wine," All in good time Alice.. All in good time..."Who do you speak to next? Or do you have more to say to Alice?>Madeleine>Alice>The Ham Sand Witch>Playing Card Servers(Clubs)>The Dodo Director..>The various citizenry of the Village Found that come in all sorts of shapes, sizes, and species...
>>26923351>Playing CardsWe're great at card games, so naturally, they should love us? Right?
>>26923351>AliceAsk about the vorpal sword. then>Playing Card Servers(Clubs)Ask him about the village
>>26923351>The Dodo Director..Ask him about taking this show all the way to the top, if it'd be possible to showcase our talents to the Red Queen eventually.
>>26923397>>26923450Oh yes. Let's ask about the Vorpal Blade before going off to speak to anyone else.
>>26923450>>26923526And what would you care to know about the vorpal one?
>>26923582What can it do? How sharp is it? Can it talk? Could you use it to start a campfire? What is the extent of its power?
>>26923582>Where did you find it>Would it be useful against the Red Queen>Should it be brought along if we go to meet the Jabberwocky
>>26923582If there are Vorpal Blades, does that mean there are Vorpal Bunies?
You set your drink down, the ruby red of the wine swishing gently in the cup as you relax slightly into your chair, whom giggles softly, like a virgin maiden."About this.. Erm.. Vor-" You begin, yet Alice's sharp glare and sudden sneer throw you off," No, we're not talking about vor, no matter how much you find it enjoyable, we're not talking about vor or Jabbers. Shush now you..." She sips her drink again, and before you manage to speak again, she smiles sweetly," Though, if you must know, it is sharp enough to cut through the hardest metal, yet also so dull enough that it can't cut through wet paper. Much like a wock, it's an irony upon itself. The Wock is the only thing its made to kill, yet that's only because it was made to kill everything, yet specifically that.""And if the Vor was used against something other than a wock?""It would kill it, but then it wouldn't. Because it can only kill what has already been dead, though it can kill everything that has been.""That.. Makes very little sense.." You growl and bring a palm to your eyes in your frustration," Indeed it shouldn't. Otherwise it wouldn't do anything to a ber... Now, shoo shoo. You have plans to put into motion, do you not? Lands to fix and plays to act, yes?"You nod slowly, to the girl as she motions for you to go away, she sips her wine again,"Beating a dead horse may make it walk, but only if it still indeed can talk. Sensible, isn't it?"Not at all you groan, looking about this crazy place...You hear dozens of conversations taking place at the very moment...> Approach the Dodo director to speak with him about your future as a thespian.> Mingle with the Ham Sand witch and its associates whom seem to be a robed turkey, and a robed man that's just kind of drooling.> Waltz up to Maddie and ask her to dance.. perhaps ask her if she'd like to have a hand in carnage?>Visit the Playing Cards... (Clubs)> (Other)
>>26924000>Because it can only kill what has already been deadSeems like this would be useful against a certain kingdomless king.Anyway. Time to go clubbing with the Playing Cards.
>>26924000>> Waltz up to Maddie and ask her to dance.. perhaps ask her if she'd like to have a hand in carnage?Lets waktz a bit with her and ask what she wants to do with the crowd. We can't let her out of important decisions.
Thinking to myself.. rather slow tonight... Slapped my own face when I realized I didn't tell the birds..
>>26924000Chat up the cards.
>>26924000> Approach the Dodo director to speak with him about your future as a thespian.
The Cards are the Guards, right? I'm guessing we can learn from them if there are any....subversive elements. In the society of wonder.
>>26924097"Kill what has already been dead" would certainly applies to us. Be careful
>>26924582Which makes my theory of the Jabberwocky being an Akuma who's spent too much time in Wonderland a bit more appealing.
>>26924617But if it was an akuma, they could kill it easily. Unless it's a level 4 akuma.
>>26924657Or if Alice has done some....experimentation of her own.
>>26924679Maybe she could help us getting fixed. Or simply infuse us with enough wonderstuff from wonderland that we could become something more.
Seems you want to play with cards.... Very well then, apologies for the wait. I'm so troublesome it's just trifling.
>>26924708Eeeeeeeh, I think I'll settle for the more scientifically minded Noah to help us with that.Alice isn't exactly the most gentle when it comes to things such as this.
Oh, by the way, how are you going to front when playing with the cards? mind you that these specific ones are servants.
>>26924833Front? What do you mean? Like, how we'll act in front of them?I guess we'd want to give off the distinguished air of a THESPIAN.So the Playing Cards are just servants?
>>26924892IndeedSounds goodClubs are, yes.
[x]Discuss with Maddie about how It would be dreadful if the Dodo director were falsely accused of unspeakable acts and the Red Queen showed up to execute him.Why just IMAGINE it.
>>26924909He'd need a trial. And witnesses are called to the trial.
>>26924909We don't want to prematurely jumpstart our confrontation with the Red Queen before we've gotten everything prepared for the party.We haven't even visited the Cat or the Hatter yet!
>>26924833Well, lets present ourself as Duke Jacob Ember Faefnir, blue knight of the Lady Madeleine.Lets act like a gentlemen and an aristocrat.
>>26924000Edit:[x]Discuss with Maddie about how It would be dreadful if the Dodo director were falsely accused of unspeakable acts and the Red Queen showed up to execute him.Why just IMAGINE it. It would cut our blooming acting career short barely after it just started.
>>26924926Whyever not? If she find us, then we are found. Therefore obviously we'll lose her if we need to. Logic, you see.
>>26925014Ah, but if we do it with the intent to lose her, then invariably, we will find her. Pessimism, you see, trumps Optimism, except for the times when it doesn't, which may not be as often as one may like.
>>26925028But if our intent is to lose her to find her, won't it cancels itself out?
You put on your airs, clearing out your throat as you approach the gaggle of playing cards that have finished their service and are now being served in turn. They sit around a large round table, holding a great many smaller cards that run back and forth, and even hop to their hand when they need to draw... Like an auto-poker.. it's fascinating.. simply fascinating..None of them seem to notice you until you clear your throat properly and stand up tall and straight as expected of one so considerably regal as yourself."Why hello there my lovely gentlemen-""An ladies.." 2 says with a husky, feminine voice.You blink, slightly taken back and rather.. irrate from the correct. You roll a growl through your voice," Right, and ladies.. How're the cards? There a spot for me at this table of yours?""Dis here's a round table Mr. Rufflebottom Thespian, and right now is about the turnabout time. You needs to be serv'n us now," The 6 says with some kind of cockney accent.. and you give him a bit of a sneer, only for the card to give you one that shakes the very dark of your matter skeleton."Right then.. Turnabout hour.." You look about, seeing now that the Dodo's running martinis and chips to some of the cards, The Ham Sand Witch and its associates too are preparing little sandwiches with toothpicks for the backstage monkeys to do appetizer runs... Hell, even Maddie's taken to wear some kind of bunny outfit that barely contains her buns and melons with lace stockings.. Of course, Alice simply sits there, looking out of place as the only one that doesn't serve the cards.. that is.. until she turns to you, and you see that she's wearing a maid's bonnet..What in the devil is this nonsense... The Banquet hall's serving staff and patrons are completely in reverse... And you somehow missed it.> Start serving dutifully.> Refuse to lower yourself to that sort of status.> Leave the banquet hall.> Turn the time on the Great-Grandfather clock.> (Other)
>>26925028No,no SHE will have found US by coming to execute the Dodo. Therefore SHE will lose US, because we are found. Especially because we have 50 states, each in a different location.
>>26925143>> (Other)Kill them all. Lets put some order back in here,
>>26925143>Maddie's taken to wear some kind of bunny outfit that barely contains her buns and melons with lace stockingsWell, time for us to become a host, I guess.
>>26925199>The lowly servant who, through wit and charm, seduces a noble lady of a distinguished house
You know, I wonder what would happen if we baked bread the opposite of the prank bread. Sanity inducing for Alice I mean.Anyway if turnabout is the name of the game and we need to serve them, then either they shall serve us or we need to turn right about and leave.
>>26925143welp, I guess we have to serve... NAH, SCREW THAT. LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!aka, turn the time on the great-grandfather clock.
>>26925143Let's prepare a banquet.>CRAZY CROQUETTES FOR EVERYONE
>>26925279I like this!
>>26925143[X] Turn the time on the Great-Grandfather clock.I want to see what happens.
>>26925279That's actually a good question, can we do crazy croquette anytime while in wonderland? What is their effect on wonderland's native population?
>>26925279>>26925143CRAZY CROQUETTES and then turn the clock so that the rabbit is late for it.
>>26925326LET'S USE IT!
>>26925326I asked this at the end of the last thread.We need to do a synchro roll with Maddie to do it here, was the gist of it.
Hrmm.. seems that you'd like to use Crazy Croquette.. That certainly won't go wrong in any way that I could possibly imagine.You'll need Maddie to help you if you're doing it without ash...Let's see.. Synchro level is 3(5)/10Will you do it?
of course, first some dreadful drunken fool would have to set a house on fire so we could cook. Well that, or we could go talk with maddie about initiating the phrase "bun in her oven"
Rolled 9>>26925400It could definitely go wrong in all the ways that you won't.>>26925431Egg-selent.
>>26925400Yes, we will scratch our itch so that we can put a bun in our oven. The puns/euphemisms will of course help us succeed
>>26925400Oh hey, how many of Maddie's abilities will work in Wonderland?
>>26925566Only her core ability. She hasn't really shown you the others much, has she?
>>26925614Ah, so the other abilities are powered by magic, huh?
Rolled 9>>26925400Bugger, we still need a third roll dont we...
>>26925635It doesn't actually matter, since creation engine rolls don't have crits.
>>26925431>>26925438>>26925635>199>The opposite of 911Good things are going to happen.
>>26925683I'd tell you what I had in mind, but then it wouldn't be a nice surprise, so I'll glue my lips shut together and never speak of it till it occurs, no never.
Rolled 3>>26925742Does it involve guards, bad rhymes and about 1000 bottles of fruit preserves?
>>26925742But it's turnabout time
You look about this frivolous display of thespian, shakespearean, actor, director, and stage-hand alike treating the servants, the monkeys, and the cards like kings, queens, dukes, earls and whatever other royalty you care not to name This tragedy simply will not stand...You bid yourself a gracious farewell from the table of Playing Cards playing cards with playing cards and turn yourself, locking your vision upon Maddie. You weave past the hurrying actors and others alike, grimacing at the thought of serving those that should rightly be less than you. You won't serve those that are'nt family after all, as they aren't family to be served, and if they are'nt family to be served then they should be serving YOU because you are to be serviced and not serve or be in service of. Not them, you. Serve me, not you, They serve you, not you. They...You turn off your background thoughts and smile.. Who needs subroutines that loop anyway?Maddie bends over a table, placing drinks down for the cards and monkeys as they roll dice,"Here you are my lovelies, hope you're having a great time!""Havin' a great time now that you bent ovah here, Youknow what'm sayin' boys?" A 10 talks fast and smooth, while smoking a thick cigar, the others laugh," I thought I was club, but I'm feel'n hard as a diamond!"Maddie winks at a bashful 3 as the rest of the cards laugh, hooping and hollering," Now now, boys... Ten, you're such a card.."The Cigar smoking Ten chuckles, ashes spilling upon the table," No need for such obscenities my dear, I know I'm a card, as much as you're a good time!"Maddie stands straight up and looks to you, flirtation sparkling in her eyes," This place is quite.. fun.. isn't it?" She seems to be sincerely enjoying herself..You frown a bit to the side," Indeed, though we can make it ever better.. What say you we try to make a crazy Croquette?"
>>26925939Oh 10. I like you.And I'm sorry for what's about to happen.
Madeleine ponders the idea for a moment, sets her tray down and shuffles over to you on heels far too high, pressing her pushed up endowments into your chest and staring at you with her blue eyes.. "Why, my dear Faefnir, i thought you'd never ask." She punctuates with a kiss upon your nose... And the two of you begin to concentrate.. Your power beginning to ripple this very banquet hall....
_________________________________You stand upon a garden filled with dripping red roses, hedge bushes that bear jagged and cutting thorns, grasses that are very much like blades, except when you walk upon them.The Turnabout hour has passed, and you see that this garden is attached to a very, very red castle bearing the emblem of hearts everywhere.. Beating, human hearts, still spewing out blood now and again.The Dodo Director walks forward, wielding a sickly sickle.. sickly in that its nose drips every now and then."And so, the games of the royal majesty will begin! The most noble of all sports, Croquet, shall be played in the garden of Hearts and red roses!" The Dodo pauses as the sickle sneezes, with an especially loud "HACHOO." There's a resounding" GOD BLESS YOU" from everyone in the courtyard, including you.Wait.. what the hell?>Wonderland Rule # 45 When someone sneezes, everyone present will say God Bless You.Oh, right.. Those again...Maddie steps forward with her own sappy sickle in hand, that's laying down all the complements on her," Oh, you complete me." It says, "You're the only one I need." It says," I like maple syrup as much as I love you." it says.You yourself wield a Singing Sickle that won't stop singing "La" at every chance it gets...The Playing cards arch themselves in various lines. and a bunch of little shrews walk about among the grass.. Apparently they're your targets.. One of them looks up to you and sneezes. with a quiet,"Chu.""GOD BLESS YOU"Everyone says again... The shrew stands upon its hind legs among the blades of grass," God b-bless you.. e-everyone." it says with a quiet voice.You are in the Queen's courtyard... You are playing Croquet.>What do you do? You may ask for some additional details!
>>26926295Acid trip, huh?
>>26926295Ask Maddie if she remembers how we got here.And if she does, why we don't.
>>26926295So, using the creation engine triggered a jump and space and time?Who is with us in the courtyard?
>>26926295Who is here other than us and Maddie?How are we doing in the game of croquet? What is Maddie wearing?
>>26926417And for that matter, what are WE wearing?
>>26926295Is Alice nearby? Either way let Madeleine go first as it's only polite.
>>26926295What color ball(equivalent - is it singing?)/sickle do we have? What's being used for wickets? Is Alice visible anywhere? Do we still have enough ash for baking?
>>26926417Seconding finding out what our Maddie is wearing!
>>26926479We don't have ash.We can't use our fire magic, so we can't make anything into ash.I guess we could use our Ravenous Body to break down materials, though. Would that work, Du- I mean, Alice?
Things must have gotten quite interesting after the croquettes were introduced into the party.
>>26926546If the last village was set on fire (crazier things have happened without magic) or at least parts of it were, then we might well have some ash to play with. Who knows though.
>>26926344You found yourself upon a stage after fighting with a ham sand witch, turning the clock forward, you arived at a banquet hall for an after-party, and now you're playing Croquet.This is Wonderland baby!>>26926448Always, there's quite a few other animals and cards here. Ten is currently setting himself up as an arch to peek under Maddie's skirts.And on that note.>>26926436>>26926417You are wearing a fly-ass, dapper as hell Suit tuxedo made out of the chinhairs of a unicorn! Madeleine is wearing a petticoat/Leotard combo with lace-stockings and a V-line at her neck. She's poppin!>>26926479The Shrew before you is Sickly, so it goes to the Sickly Scythe. You need to find the shrew that's Singing, and Maddie needs to find the one that's being Sappy. The Queen has not yet arrived to the Garden as she is not yet fashionable to be late, so she is preparing herself.So.. For the current characters of note...The Dodo Director is still directing, as he's going about directing the game. The Sand Witch was apparently not invited for being found out to be a ham.Alice is hiding out somewhere around here.The Playing cards are all present: there are Spades that seem to be rather content with the color of the roses; Hearts that are standing at guard. Clubs that are acting as Wickets. and Diamonds that are standing around as the pompous aristocrats in observance of the game.
>>26926573Or everyone got enlightened.
>>26926677>The Sand Witch was apparently not invited for being found out to be a ham.Oho. I wonder if he might not be a bit sore at that.Well then. Let's play......I have no actual idea how croquette is played.
>>26926505First things first: stop 10 from peeking under Maddie's skirt.Lets play criquet afterward.
>>26926761WHY. WHY DON'T YOU LIKE FUN?! TEN DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!
>>26926796A 10 can't peek under a king's queen.
>>26926819That would be a Jack/Prince, correct?
>>26926739Ehhh So we're going to stop 10 and play, eh?No funny antics? No murderspreeing, no using the sickle on the dodo? No running into the Red castle?Ho hum...
>>26926677>Ten is currently setting himself up as an arch to peek under Maddie's skirts.He dies
>>26926949We're not thugs, Alice.We're gentlemen.
>>26926848Yes indeed, but sadly our Jack is a bit lost and red right now, so no one can peek under her skirt.Speaking of which, oh crap, we left Shwere alone with the necronomicon.>>26926949One thing at a time. We can hit the wrong ball if you want.
>>26926982Heheheh.. I was wondering when somebody would realize that..
>>26926949I'd rather we clubbed him unconscious with someone else's shrew.
>>26927040First you need to TAME the shrew!
>>26927008I noticed it a while back, I just didn't bring it up because there's nothing we could do about it and there's no point in worrying about it while we're not there.
>>26927008Oh, I didn't forget. There just isnt much we can do right now. The real questions are whether Morgan is taking care of our family in our absence (Alice ordered her to put Ivan back under cover, right) and whether Morgan has stumbled on to /that/ book already?
>>26927073That look like a lot of work. Can we kill it then stuff the body?
>>26927008Was there really any point in bringing it up? We can't do anything about it anyway.Well, hopefully Wendell will be able to slow her down.>>26927088Morgan isn't with our family.
>>26927073But throwing a TAME shrew at him would be like dropping a dead fish on him. No, let him have a feist and unhappy one!
Playing a game of Croquet.. Erm.. somewhat fairly I suppose.. We're going to stop ten from peeking, with someone else's shrew... And...play... Herm... AlrightI want a 1d100 roll for MAGICAL CHANCE! Without the Magical part. Because there's no magic in Wonderland.And then another round of applause for a 1d20 with Agility modifier for how splendidly you play this game!
Rolled 67>>26927135Er, non-magical bad luck is a go?
Rolled 7>>26927135And 'ere we go!
Rolled 30>>26927135Let's see what happens.
Rolled 24>>26927135FOR DECENCY
>>26927135Plus 7 for Agility, right?>>26927157What are the new rules for chance events?>>26927184Oh hell yes. We're dominating the game.
Rolled 19>>26927135Agile-smagile! To tired fellow anons, good luck.
>>26927184>>26927204Yay. Silly success!
Rolled 15>>26927135Stupid Alice with her stupid rolls BAKA
>>26927211Very wonderland, no?
Do you suppose we could kill one, drive another into such despair that they call out to the Earl, and somehow produce an Akuma powered entirely by Alice's madness?
>>26927305Akuma shrews. Imaginary Akuma shrews.
>>26927202 Chance is best of three, same as old rules. with Crit and Critfail.Let's see what happens then...
Rolled 78>>26927305Only if we are really pessimistic about it. Probably won't work.
>>26927343I was confused since I remember us doing a chance roll once with no effect even if it was a success (but not a crit).
>>26927380Some chances need to crit for something nice to happen. But if they fail, the nice thing just doesn't happen,. But sometimes nice things just aren't what you want when you want it.I'm writing now.
>>26927407Here comes the Queen. What's her innocence do again guys?
>>26927586We don't know.
Rolled 36>>26927586I would guess some form of mind control or influence, as she converted the wonderlands to her worship. The title of queen itself implies some form of authority over others.
>>26927649Not necessarily. Seeing as how the Red Queen hasn't gone (completely) mad in Alice's Wonderland, it's possible that the shear strength of her willpower is warping the landscape and its inhabitants, such that even the being we created (the Witch) was formed to conform to her sensibilities.
You look about the courtyard, right confused with the sudden happenings happening so suddenly. You walk over to Madeleine, whom now wears a combination of a leotard with frills, a petticoat that stops just abover her knees, and lace stockings that make her legs look oh so smooth... She seems to be holding a Sappy Shrew that speaks sweet nothings to her along with her sickle, her crystal blue eyes regard you, and she smiles, much like the sun in the sky," Oh, my Faefnir darling, can you believe this?! We've arrived already at the Queen's most royal Red castle! Our career as thespians has gained her mark approval.. I.." She wipes a black tear from her eye with a handkerchief, I'm so happy that we've had this opportunity..."It is at that point you realize that you've spent years of rigorous practice and training to achieve stardom upon the stage that actually saw the Queen's approval. The Ham Sand Witch had quit its career acting along-side your troupe, and the Director had been hired as an attendent to the Queen shortly after the after party. But not the one that you distinctly remember being in from before.. no, the one after that.It was through yours and Maddie's dedication alone that brought you this far... You feel so much closer to her knowing all of this...>Synch rating increase! (4/10!)Alice had always been there as well, supporting the two of you when she could. She did begin down a dark life of selling rocks to aspiring actors and actresses, cutting corners when and where she could. It's a hard life living in the shadows of wonderland with Hatters and Cats after all... Now and then, she would say, "Those Oysters don't eat themselves.." She was the one though, that had convinced you to propose to Madeleine, this is the big day and you wanted to make the moment special by doing it during a lull in the Queen's party, before all the most important people in wonderland...>Synch Rating Increase.. (5/10)..
>>26927850Time is a very strange thing around here.And through all our hard work and dedication we'll be right up close to the Red Queen.We should probably ask Alice to find the Jabberwocky so she can unseal him when we give a signal.
>>26927850Adam Sandles in Press was an awesome movie.
>>26927777Oh my, it's soo beautiful! And my 19 is going to fuck it up. Guess Maddy doesn't want to be tied down to just little old us.
>>26927890I've got a feeling that we're going to propose and have the Red Queen preside over the ceremony.Hopefully we'll have the time to make....the necessary preparations.
>>26927906If we get a crit success before a crit failure, it's a silly crit success. If they're switched, it's a silly crit failure.Everything is good.
>>26927906no, I think it's worse. we're going to do the ring in the champagne glass thing, and she's going to down the whole thing in one gulp, ring and all.
>>26927980I love your ideas... Don't you all love his ideas?
Rolled 95>>26927945Mariage!? OF COURSE!If we marry maddie, we'll be as one. Lets not forget the Noah of Bonds can combine together as one. Maybe marrying her in wonderland will unlock some form of power.
>>26928002Not all his ideas, but some of them.
You falter a moment in your posture as all those memories catch up to you.. The strangest experience...Maddie turns her heels back and forth," Find your shrew, let us play Faefnir. I'll take care of the Ten who's peeping at my undercarriage right now.." She gives you a peck upon your cheek. and then walks off hurriedly to get in position for the game..."Right.. Ahh.. err.. Right then..." You scratch at your chin, finding a pointed bit of beard coming down from your chin... When in the hell did you grow this?Mulling over those thoughts, you follow the complementary "La's" to an especially thick, yet suspicious thorny hedge to find that the la's seem to be coming directly from THIS bush... You feel around, and eventually touch a flower that feels a bit odd.. You move it and the hedge slides open, to reveal that your singing shrew is singing in the shower.It suddenly feels a chill, and looks over to you, and then down at itself, and then up to you, and then it screams. And then your sickle screams.>You now have a screaming Sickle and Shrew...Time to play Croquet!Erm... How do you play?
>>26928089OFF WITH ITS HEAD.
Rolled 66>>26928089I guess we hit the balls into the arches until we get angry and kill everyone on the premises?
>>26928089Smack it as hard as possible with the flat of the blade.Nothing like pain to quiet the screaming.
>>26928089Well we hit the balls through the hoops, the right hoops of course, and by ball I mean shrew and we use the sickle for this.Obviously.Claire would be so much better at this, she's great at using sickles.
>>26928126You, you're kinda fun.. Kinda kill-everyone huh? Uh huh.. uh huh...>>26928174Gawlf-time.>>26928118Shhhh That's not your line.>>26928145Obviously.
Rolled 99>>26928200Kill everyone while wearing a silly hat then. We can eat their feet and let them bleed to death while watching and drinking wine with maddie.
>>26928245Remembering to stay seated while drinking alcoholic beverages!
>>26928285oh duck, I let the dice on did I?
>>26928285Eeeeeeeee! The ghost of Ron Paul cometh!
>>26928200Alternatively, couldn't we related the shrew into running through the hoops for us? Menace it and chase it with the scyth?
>>26928372>relatedDamn, I really and falling asleep at the keyboard. Meant to say convince...
>>26928296That's why we take it off when there hasn't been a call for a roll.
You grab the shrew by the scruff of its neck and throw it onto the grass, the thing gets cut up something fierce for not walking upon the grass, causing its scream to be one of blood curdling pain... In turn, the scythe too shares the shrew's newfound talent for singing.You turn down your receivers to dull the sound, no sense in making a scene of this after all... Or bearing with the incessant screaming of a sickle and a shrew.You hear a round of refined applause come from around the garden after Maddie's swing, she gives a refined curtsey, and carefully walks back over to you," I believe I received a rather charming amount of points for this wondrous little game.. Say, is your shrew well?" You look down at the bleeding little thing, wincing with a bit of pain and disgust as it reaches out for Maddie with a tiny little hand.. You turn your rears back up to hear it whisper out a tiny," Hel...p.. me..."Maddie chuckles into her handkerchief, at the tiny thing's death," Oh Faefnir, why ever did you chose to throw it? You should know that we must walk here.. Mine died after scoring a reasonable amount of points.. Yours has scored none at all."You adjust your suit made of Unicorn hair, and take out a pocket watch,"Well, my Lady Madeleine, had I not murdered my Shrew in advance, You wiuld have found that it would have scored all the points and made the game dreadfully boring for all of us. In this game, I have thrown in the towel as they say. for it is not a question of wheter I want to play the game, as the answer is that should I play fairly.. Why, I will simply win."
>>26928665>turn your rears back upThis particular typo brings to mind an amusing mental image.
You give her a bow at that point and you feel a hand rest upon your shoulder, another round of applause rings through the garden, yet it all seems to be irrelevant as Maddie looks at you with adoration, her gentle lips moist and slightly agape, her generous bosom heaving up and down with every one of her breaths.She slowly closes in upon you , wrapping her arms around you, a hand going directly to your butt, as she smiles," You speak so many half-truths and not-lies these days Faefnir, your pride has grown upon me as it has grown within you... She presses her lips against your cheek in a human cust- A kiss, and you return the gesture faithfully."It is all for you, and the Alice that we have not seen, as we have only just arrived here not too long ago... You are my sweet."She blushes and rubs her cheek against yours much like a cat," Good to know love... Good to know..."You hear the fanfare of trumpets announcing arrival of royalty..To Madeleine, you smile, your chainsaw smile," Here comes the queen..."THe Heart Suite of cards Scramble into a line of exceptionally large arches for the Red Queen to make her appearance.. Finally you will see this wretched woman that you have hunted for so long...The Red Queen.. She wears a crown emblazoned with a precious Heart-shape, adorned with rubies and garnets set in gold.Her Face is powdered white, and fair as all can be, perhaps even more beautiful than Madeleine's own fair skin. A pointed face with high cheekbones and a very slight, regal crook in her nose. Red eyelashes, red eyes, red lipstick, and hair that seems to fall down upon her shoulders like a scarlet waterfall.. Though there is something odd about it..Her dress is regal, set with a heart upon her breast that displays Diamond, club and Spade. long elegant sleeves, and ribes befitting of such a queen. Overall, she is tall, and seemingly orderly.. And.. Gentle for what you had expected from Alice's words...
She speaks, calmly and slowly," My Pleasantladies, and Eagermen.. Wonderbunnies, shrews, cards, and people alike... I thank you for coming to my little garden party. It is also mu most esteemed pleasure to have my first-time quests, the famed Madnir troupe in attendance today. Never before have we seen such a wonderful pair that could move our hearts with joy, tears, laughter, and make us swoon so at the intensity of their love... I am so very pleased to have you here." The Red Queen herself touches the edges of her dress and curtseys to the two of you..> Time to Kill everyone here.> Propose to Madeleine.> Thank the Queen for her recognition.> (Other)
>>26928946[X] Propose to Madeleine while killing everyone.Things seem to be reaching a conclusion, so let's finally let loose. Also make sure to return Madeleine's gesture.
>>26928946Thank the Queen and ask if we could have the honor of her presiding over Maddie and out's ceremony.Cue delayed reaction as recognition of what we said sinks in.
>>26928946>>26929034Lets start by thanking the Queen for her recognition and then proposing to madeleine.Right now, we have a general level exorcist right next to us, so going berserk might be a bad idea.
>>26929034We've still got the Jabber to free.And a wedding to plan.
>>26928946propose to Madeleine to join you in killing everyone here.
>>26929104good point, we should Up our soul resonanc- I mean syncro-rate. THEN we kill her.
>>26928946> Thank Queen > Propose> (beat pause for cheering assuming she accepts, to look broken hearted if she says no)> Read the mood before determining our next course of action.
>>26929104She was a general level exorcist. Maybe. Allegedly before becoming trapped here.. In the last generation of Noah...She's spent a long time here...
>>26928946We don't go killing until we are better prepared. We definitely want the Jabberwocky to be part of the party here, I think Alice can take care of that. Once that's taken care of we can start slaughtering, but until then we bide our time.[X] Thank the Queen for her recognition.Bow, Maddie will curtsy, show her enough respect that she does not grow suspicious.Then propose to Madeleine."My dear Madeleine, I love you with all my heart. We have shared so much, so many trials and triumphs, we have seen each other at their best and their worst, and our love has never faltered. Your very presence fills me with joy. You complete me, you truly are my better half and I can not imagine a life without you by my side."Get down on one knee."Will you marry me? Will you be mine for Eternity and a Day? Will you do me the honor of being my wife?"Have the Red Queen preside over the marriage, if the timing works out we can open the slaughter right after we kiss the bride.
>>26929168>good point, we should Up our soul resonanc- I mean syncro-rate. THEN we kill her.Actually, lets free the Jabberwock, max out our synchro rate, find out her weakness then attack her.WHats the best way to max out our synchro rate? CLANG CLANG?
>>26929209Ok, so she's a sideways general level exorcist and dreamworld monarch. She knows how to fight here and has the power to kill us.
>>26929209I still feel it would be pretty risky to take her on unprepared. I am quite pessimistic about the outcome.
You take the hand of your very own, and fair Madeleine, and turn toward the queen, bowing together as though the two of you had just been on stage," Gracious Queen of Red wonders and merry lands of Wonder, I am pleased and honored for your personal recognition..." You rise, wiping away a clear tear from your eye," For you to even curtsey for us, it is something that I had never thought I would see within my own lifetime.. So, I must thank you for this as well.. for showing me something that I had never thought I'd see.. You have my deepest gratitude..."The garden rings out with a round of applause at your exchange, you slip a hand into the breast of your jacket, and everyone gasps as you pull it out so suddenly, turn to Maddie..."My dearest Madeleine, I love you with all my heart. We have shared so much." You touch her hand, the other one immediately goes to her breast, and then to her mouth, as she tries to conceal her smile."We have seen each other at their best and worst, and our love has never faltered... Your very presence fills me with joy.. Nay, in fact, you complete me. You are my better half, and I cannot imagine, or even bear life without you at my side..."You take a knee and open the case, exposing the ring," Will you be mine for eternity and a day? Will you do me the honor of being my wife?"Maddie's expression is incomprehensible for a moment, before brings both hands to her face and starts crying.. "No.. No.. No..." She whispers..
>>26929770whatSHE CANNOT DENY US!
>>26929809Sure she can. She's doing it right now.
>>26929770>before bringing both hands to her face and starting to cry.By jove that was bad...
>>26929809Apparently she can. Also, are her tears clear or black?
Yet she nods.."Of course.. Of course... I just.. I need to use the Lady's room. I.. I need to powder my nose..." She takes a step back and a Little girl with a blue dress, blonde hair, and blue eyes struts up to Maddie while wearing a cheesy fake mustache,"She'll need help finding the lady's room," The Girl speaks in a deep, man-like voice," I'll help her find it, you know, because she's crying... The little girl with the Mustache gives you a wink like you should recognize her.. yet you don't...>Maddie has accepted your proposal! Synch Rating (6/10)The Red Queen begins to slowly clap at the display, tears streaming down her porcelain face," That was so beautiful.. You have moved me once more, and you are not even upon a stage..." She looks around to the other party-guests, almost as though she were searching out for the happiness in their expressions," Was that not the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?"The Dodo begins to sob gently," Th-that... That reminds me of me and my wife..."The Cards begin to clap, other aristocrats and other little talking animals too chitter about the beauty of your proposal at the queen's behest..You too feel the urge to smile as you begin to feel relaxed and at peace.. Your oculars linger upon the queen for some time, and her simply statuesque beauty...> You.. Have control.
>>26930000aw shit, we're getting mind-controlled
>>26930000Burn everything. Let none control our actions.
Rolled 13>>26930000I call mindfuckery, quick do something requiring lots of mental concentration.
>>26930000Resist any urge to actually like the queen, remember that we are going to kill the Red Whore and tear her heart out when the time comes.Do not lose control either, we go berserk now we are dead, we're alone, without Maddie or Alice. "I thank you from the depths of my heart for your blessing of our union.But such a beautiful occasion warrants joy, not tears, excitement and festivities would seem in order. Is that not so honored Queen?"
Rolled 55>>26930112Like jenga
>>26930129But... But... She seems like such a nice lady.. and she's sooo pretty....
Rolled 58>>26930180You know who else was pretty?Jesus.
>>26930180SHE'S A WHORE! AND AN INFIDEL! When the time is right all here shall burn, the Jabberwocky will be let free and slaughter the innocents, and we will rip the whore's heart out alongside our dearest love Madeleine and CLANG CLANG on the corpses of those we slaughtered together.THERE WILL BE BLOOD!
Rolled 27>>26930212holy shit this argument is great
>>26930212Very interesting that you should mention that...
Vewy vewy intewesting...So. THe Consensus seems to be...Being Vewy polite, wesisting mind controw...Aww for the when da time is wight... Mehehehee....
>>26930292>Being Vewy powite,Pwease excuse my pewpetual faiwures.
>>26930292sheeeeit home gurl, you know we do good work. Just sit back and let Faef-daddy do what he do best
>>26930292And when the time is right RIP OUT HER WHORISH HEART.
So I'm guessing her hair is her innocence?
Roll me a 1d100 for resisting the pretty. Resisting the very, very pretty queen's charms...>>26930359 Close, but it's there.
Rolled 100>>26930381No one said pimpin' would be easy...
>>26930397Oh, oh my. Even in Wonderland the Entity approaches.
>>26930397>>26930412Right, I do think that we should retroactively fuck with this, because I do not want a double crit fail on resisting mind control. The entity approaches, or something.
Rolled 25>>26930438Only one was linked to alice's post
>>26930459Ah, I'm only picky when it comes to there being a modifier.
>>26930397>>26930409>>26930412>>26930446This is actually funny. I'm going to turn on my kettle for tea.Are you surrrrre you want to double crit on resissssting minnnnd control?
Rolled 35>>26930539Is....is devil's luck off?
>>26930539I'd prefer it over a double crit fail, we shouldn't go berserk because of this, and we pretend to act normally, but we swore ourself to Maddie, being mind controlled into loving another would be plain ungentlemanly.
Rolled 37>>26930539we're going to resist our own mind aren't we?
Rolled 41>>26930539FUCK THE HELL YEAH WE ARE
>>26930539Yes. Let's see what a sane Faefnir thinks about what he sees.
The evil force finds a land of dreams and wonder... Something breaks as it tries to enter... Something truly breaks as it does...Upon a snow-covered field camped by many tents bearing red banners, demons lurk within the woods of the night.A triumphant roar is heard, and the corruption of the forces of nature causes a mountain to fracture...
>>26930539I feel like this is some illusion shattering force of will we're summoning here, so yes, OUR MIND WILL BE AS DARK STEEL. You keep asking that, which means I can't help but think the Devil is still getting closer, but we can't see it because Wonderland hax.
>>26930706Neeeevermind. The Scottsmen have been unleashed.
>>26930741THERE CAN BE, ONLY. ONE!
You feel the tendrils of.. something.. slipping into your brain.. Something interfering with your thoughts, obscuring what you feel.. how you feel, and even why..You focus your Oculars upon the Red Queen.. staring her down.. Your brain scrambles itself, an unpaired force of creation begins to act within you and...>Hardware accepted:... Drivers for "Lens of Truth" fabricated and uploaded... What is this.. What's going on inside of your head... You touch your face, as you feel one of your eyes cycling suddenly through several lens... You back away from the Red queen, smiling,"I, ah.. I too.. Must use the restroom.. I'll.. Ah.. I'll be right back..."You excuse yourself and abandon the premise, heading into the castle, soon finding a mirror upon the wall.. Nay, in fact, there are many mirrors... Your eye continues the mad switch between lenses, visible only within your human-form's pupil. Some twist, and others are fused together as everything is put into place... You look into the mirror and you see...You bear no beard at all, and your clothes? They are missing, gone... Nonexistent...You look down, with one eye bearing the lens, and the other eye seeing the wonder, you see that seeing the truth of your status as nude begins to write itself into the reality of Wonderland... You very shortly, find yourself cloth-less.You stare back into the mirror, looking into the lens of truth, with the lens of truth...>ph'nglui mglw'nafh>hf'ang lwui deivokh >zshai'hm reckt'le... You stop doing that.. you stop doing that right now... The lens bore a strange mark that appeared akin to a polygonal footprint.. yet beyond that.. you felt those words pour directly into your mind...
Looking around the castle with the lens, you find that viewing this place with your mundane eye and lens of truth to be.. unsettling... As you stare at something, it is slowly unraveled from this faux reality... Yet if you look with the lens alone, it is written out almost immediately...You switch away from the lens and hold your head, still pounding from the messed up words...Oh, and you are still quite naked..> Take some curtains and wrap yourself up.> Loot around the rooms for a prepare replacement of attire...> Find Madeleine to make clothing together...> Go commando.> (Other)
>>26931122[X] Loot around the rooms for a prepare replacement of attire...
>>26931122[X] Find Madeleine to make clothing together...Let's see what it was that was broken.
>>26931122GO COMMANDO!!! WE ARE WEARING THE MOST WONDERFUL CLOTHES, FIT FOR AN EMPEROR.
>>26930706Good to know that months didn't actually pass us by in the real world.Also, didn't Alice say that our family would be escorted through the war encampment?
This>>26931397should be linked to this>>26931122
Hey, not sober enough to play well, and I rarely catch you but I just want to say I am enjoying the quest and hope to see you continue. Keep at it.
>>26931191>everyone in Wonderland buys it, suddenly we are the most well dressed in all of Wonderland
>>26932125>Inspire nudist revolutionUh....10 might thank us for it, but let's not get too lewd.
>>26932125oh my, how perfect
>>26932230Just in case the Duke fell asleep, I went ahead and archived the thread.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26923264/
>>26932399Ooops, didn't mean to link anyone there.
>>26932399Did., like a light, japanese mom akuna returning!Thanlk tou, sorry, tweeting next time!
>>26933097>Did., like a light, japanese mom akuna, I'm returning!>Thanlk tou, sorry, tweeting next time!Properly. Prpoperproperly...
>>26933105Wait, I don't understand what the first line meant.But I assume you're ending now, right? If so, go ahead and rest. I'm probably the only one still around. Probably.
>>26930000So it's kind of confusing what happened here. She said no....but our synch rating increased, which means it wasn't a bad thing at all. Hope we'll get some explanation for this next thread.
>>26933124There's always us, lurkers.>>26933302She said yes. The 'no no no' was more like "I can't believe it".Also, an eye that can discern the truth and unravel all sorts of lies? With a touch of insanity? I wonder if we want Alice to know of this. We seem to be able to unmake parts of her realm..
>>26933334The eye seems like it'd be useful in deciphering the Necronomicon as well. Maybe.
>>26933344We need to test it out like a motherfucker on all sorts of things. Right after we unleash Jabberwocky and butcher everyone in our wedding here, of course.
>>26933365Mm. I'm wondering if we'll get to enlist the Hatter or Catter's help on this too. Welp. Who knows.
>>26933385But of course. I think Alice mentioned the Hatter being on her side? We can't have a wedding ceremony without all sort of friends invited. The more, the merrier!
>>26933124I did, like a light. I went out much like a light.I had a dream of a japanese mom akuma that I realllly want to put in now.and thank you for archiving, sorry for falling asleep, tweeting for when I'll be running next time..It also appears that you'd like to loot the clothing, and then see Maddie about materializing something new.. Which is odd because she's also fully dressed!You know, by Wonderland perception.. Inception..
>>26935336It was too soon! But my that was a quick reply... That was odd..
>>26935357Well, you know.We don't want our eye (of truth) to wander around and cause any shenanigans. Is all I'm saying.And I kept my tab for this thread open. I don't usually close the threads I'm talking in until they've been pruned.
>>26931122>[X] Loot around the rooms for a prepare replacement of attire...lootin tiem
>>26935431Uh, the thread has been finished for quite a while now.