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Peter Parker Quest, Issue 13

Rules: http://pastebin.com/w5G3aG3Y
Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/q1AqTT5h
My twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOp
Archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Peter%20Parker%20Quest

>roll me a hard(-4) intelligence check to try and find her- 1d20, DC15
>DC15, result 11- Failure

>Ask people to see if they’ve seen her
>DC16, result 19 - Success

You try looking around for her, but considering her hood was up and she was generally pretty quiet- it might be a bit hard to find her.

And it is- you don’t see her anywhere. You look around, but it doesn’t seem like she stopped in any of the shops or restaurants. However, you aren’t an idiot- you also decided to ask around and- finally- you get someone who mentions that they saw her looking around nervously and slipping into an alley- after that, the shop owner declared- it wasn’t his business to keep paying attention- kids can take care of themselves at that age.

You look down the alley that she allegedly went down.

That leads to a neighborhood you don’t want to be after night falls- and its late evening.

>[ ]Follow the lead
>[ ]Go around the corner and head along the rooftops- its faster

You decide to follow the lead as you head in the alley. After a while, though, it splits into two separate paths. On foot you couldn’t check both but on rooftop you might be able to get a better overview.

You climb the alley wall and the nearby building. Man, you wish you hand your webshooters right now. Still, though, it takes you a few minutes, but down the left path, you hear some male voices. You can’t make out what they’re saying, though.

>[ ]Investigate from rooftop
>[ ]Continue searching another path
>[ ]give up, head home
>[ ]go back down to ground and continue along the left path.
>[ ]Write in
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>[ ]Investigate from rooftop

Don't get spotted, go where the voices are.
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>>27050615
>Investigate from rooftops
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>>27050615
>[ ]go back down to ground and continue along the left path.
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>>27050615
>[ ]Investigate from rooftop
What was it they said about curiosity?
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>>27050615

>Investigate from rooftop.

Doing it like that won't raise too many red flags.

If later pressed why we were up there "I've been getting into Parkour"
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Are we in costume? If not, try to act as mundane as possible.

I don't want to get our identity revealed thanks to this horrible fucking date.
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>>27050615
>[ ]Investigate from rooftop
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>>27050653
>How did you get on that roof
There was a ladder, I followed the railing
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>>27050657
It wasn't a date.
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>>27050657
do we have our costume?
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>>27050615
>[X]Investigate from rooftop
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>>27050615
>Investigate from Rooftop
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>>27050615
>>[x]Investigate from rooftop
Time to follow, LIKE A BOSS.
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>>27050687
You're right, it was a disaster.
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>>27050684
Alternatively "It's called 'parkour'."
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>>27050705
Like Big Boss?
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>>27050653
Or, y'know, 'They were blocking the only way around, and I figured it was easier to climb up than to risk being alone with a large group of strangers in a dark alley'.

>Investigate from rooftop.
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inb4 we dropkick some crazy methed up nigga into the ground

and then mary jane uses her magic to roll a nat 1
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>>27050689
We do not.
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>>27050615
>[ ]Investigate from rooftop

And keep an eye for the general layout of the area, particularly exits.
Might wanna drop behind and out of sight, if we're gonna intervene as a mundane person.

Oh, and pre-dial our phone for 911.
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>>27050615
>>[ ]Investigate from rooftop
Well it might not be MJ but we might end up stopping a crime.
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>>27050687
and before it was a disaster, it explicitly wasn't a date.
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Rolled 9

PREROLLING A LOW ROLL
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You know what'd be funny, is if she was buying weed or something, and left the alley totally unscathed.
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>>27050726
Good idea.
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>>27050709
"You do Parkour?
"Bitch they named it after me! Peter Parkour."
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>>27050615

go back down to ground and continue along the left path.

No need to draw unwanted attention like "how did that kid get up on the rooftop"
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>>27050733

HAH, the rules prevent that now I believe?
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>>27050733
WHY DID YOU ROLL SO HIGH! WITH AGILITY MODIFIERS THAT PROBABLY CLEARED THE DC!
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>>27050745
We do have +2 to stealth and whatever agility modificator we have
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>>27050751
The rules have always prevented that.
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>>27050751
PPQ rules always prevent that. You can't preroll here.
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>>27050734
Guys, if she buys weed and we don't turn her in, UNCLE BEN COULD DIE!
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Rolled 8

>>27050751
Cos has his rules, dice have their own rules.
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>>27050773
Roll faster!
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>>27050771
Guys, if we don't kill Uncle Ben, UNCLE BEN COULD DIE!
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>>27050751
>>27050765
>>27050767
I thought he was being superstitious and getting the bad rolls out of the way, making room for more good rolls.
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>>27050734
Then we want in on the deal. I mean we have 2 older ladies to satisfy, we might as well get something out of it.

Oh God I am going to sleep.
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>>27050771
Everyone knows dope leads to meth which leads to accidentally killing your parents.
Don't you watch ANY 50's movies?
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>>27050771
Stoned spidey antics?
imokwiththis
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>>27050785
Mien Gott!

Start with Aunt May, can't have her holding Peter back.
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Rolled 5

>>27050794
Aye aye captain. Last one, then you're on your own.
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>>27050799
If we buy weed ourselves, UNCLE BEN COULD DIE!

See! >>27050806 Agrees with me!
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>>27050615
>>[ ]Investigate from rooftop
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>>27050794
Not how /tg/'s "RNG" works.
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>>27050813
But I'm lazy and like you doing all the work.
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>Writing

>captcha says "enipsso Pursuit"
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It'd be really funny if, after all this constant worrying, it was Aunt May who died rather than Uncle Ben.
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Rolled 2

>>27050830
Three pre-rolls, consecutively lower. If this roll is 5 or lower, take your actual knowledge and make way for fucking /tg/ logic
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>>27050830
Yeah, and Men launching ships doesn't cause them to sink.

Yet men still can't smash the champagne bottle in the UK.
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>>27050830
>Not how /tg/'s "RNG" works.
It's also not how real dice work. That doesn't stop people from doing all kinds of superstitious nonsense with their dice IRL, why would it stop /tg/?
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>>27050855
The dice gods have always liked messing with us whenever we try to divine their motives. They are cruel masters.
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>>27050855
Hahahaha.

It's fucking time for /tg/ dice.
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>>27050850
Yeah, but then Uncle Ben would still be alive, which means HE COULD STILL DIE!
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>roll me a difficult perception, please 1d20+2, DC15.
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Rolled 1 + 2

>>27050889
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Rolled 16 + 2

>>27050889
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Rolled 14 + 2

>>27050889
Whew, good thing I did pre-roll
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Rolled 16 + 2

>>27050889
Here we go
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Rolled 17 + 2

>>27050889
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Rolled 4 + 2

>>27050889
Uh oh
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>>27050889
...Yeah I'm feeling like burning a Spectacular Point because I think the /tg/ dice are at low tide.
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Rolled 8 + 2

>>27050894
Good thing we're already maxed on PL.
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>>27050894
HAHAHAHAHA
>>27050855
YOU WERE SAYING?!
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>>27050894
This quest is gold.
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>>27050894
I am so so sorry...
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>>27050894
Motherfucker.
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Rolled 14

>>27050894
I just... damnit.

>>27050889
Save with a nat 20?
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>>27050894
Reroll
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Rolled 2 + 2

>>27050911
>http://pastebin.com/q1AqTT5h
That's a good point. If we're maxed out on PL, we can just reroll to hell and back!
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Rolled 15

>>27050889
rolling
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>>27050894
...Cosgrove, I don't think now's the best time to do this quest.

There are way too many 1s.
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>>27050911
We aren't. We're at 2/3
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>>27050894

Burn a fucking spectacular point
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>>27050894
We Bleach Quest Now.
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Rolled 4 + 2

>>27050894
Burn the SP to reroll(not this post. Await Cosintervention) Unless this current roll is a 1 too. Then it is meant to be.
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>>27050911
What do you mean "maxed out"?

There's no limit to how much Parker Luck we can have.
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>>27050936
That's Spectacular Points.
Parker Luck has no ceiling limit that we're aware of.
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>>27050929
>>27050911

There is no cap on Parker Luck

>>27050922
You want to spend a spectacular point and reroll?
>y/n
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>>27050850
I hope that doesn't happen. Mephisto would probably make a deal with Uncle Ben to bring May back to life, and all it would cost would be retconning their decision to take in poor little Peter Parker.
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>>27050889
Time to spend SP point.
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>>27050942
We really should.
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>>27050942
Don't burn a Spectacular Point
This is fucking proof, MJ is bad luck.
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BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN

ALL ABROAD THE REROLL TRAIN NEXT STATION MARY JANE'S WEED DEALER
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>>27050961
Yes. Re-roll it.
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>>27050961

yes
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>>27050958
You're right, misread the post since I had the word "maxed."
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>>27050929
Probably should reroll this.

>>27050929
Do you see a cap on the pastebin for PL?

>>27050961
Y
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>>27050961
y
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>>27050961
Y
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>>27050961
Yeah I think we should.

I really don't want to see what we would ordinarily find.
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>>27050961
No, lets spend it to remove the PPL point.
That's the important thing.
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WHY IS THIS HAPPENINH¿ SAVE US KUBO!!

We going to fall off a roof. Shit.
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>the reroll brings double critfail
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You fuckers are going to waste a Spectacular Point for a goddamn perception roll...
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>>27050986
Huh, that is the wrong post to reroll.

Wonder how that happened?
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>>27051013
Perception Roll doesn't just effect whether we can see what's happening.

It also effects how bad the thing that's happening is.
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>>27051013
You want to have a life of a fellow being on your conscience because you couldn't be arsed to get some gunk out of your eye?
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>>27051007
Oh come now; we don't have Kurosaki luck.
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I blame these quest for the spiderman dream i had the other night. Spidey & Black cat just robbed something from oscorp where they ran into Osborn who had just became the green goblin. Then Harry who was dressed in some kind of hoodie flew by on the goblin flyer and stole whatever it was the spidey and black cat stole.
There was also some sub plot going on with a mutant with electric powers talking to some corporate person I don't know who made some kind of gas that only effects mutants and makes them choke to death. Then I woke up so I don't know how it ended.
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>Alright. Then same roll as before-

>roll me a difficult perception, please 1d20+2, DC15.
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>>27051028
So does Parker luck, and that stacks up over time. I'd rather burn that off and suffer through a bad roll now.
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Rolled 6

>>27051068
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Rolled 3 + 2

>>27051068
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Rolled 7

>>27051052
go back to sleep and tell us later
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Rolled 4 + 2

>>27051068
dice
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>>27051068
I... I do not even know...

I don't want to stop, but am afraid to continue
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>>27051052
was the mutant Jamie Fox?

your subconscious might have downloaded Amazing Spider-man 2

how was it?
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Rolled 16 + 2

>>27051068
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Rolled 6 + 2

>>27051068
We're cursed.
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Rolled 16 + 2

>>27051068
/tg/ DICE LEAD MY HAND
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>>27051085
>>27051079
>>27051076

Finally a pass!
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>>27051085
Yesssss
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>MFW Saving MJ causes all our friends to get killed off due to immense amounts of PL
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>>27051085
splendid
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Rolled 3 + 2

>>27051068
re-roll
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>>27051076
>>27051079
>>27051085
Valid Rolls.

>>27051098
Not how PL is stated to work by the rules.
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>>27051085
Thanks Based Anon
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...Dayum...

Hell of a drug, dice on /tg/

Hell of a drug.
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>>27050961
Y
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>>27051084
I couldn't see the mutant or who ever the business man was. Their faces were blacked out.
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>>27051098
>Carnage looking for the guy who writes about Spider-Man
>It's Eddie our friend/ almost brother
>Carnage has joined Eddies church so he knows who Brock is
>All this Parker Luck
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>>27051098
Oh no. She's just already going to be dead by the time we find her.
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>>27051117
>Not how PL is stated to work by the rules.
From pastebin:
>For each point it increases, the Parker Luck will aid your major enemies. For example, if the villain is trying to find you loved ones or any other villainous schemes, they will have a bonus to their roll equal to your Parker Luck.
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>>27051155
You'd like that wouldn't you.
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Rolled 14

>Set Mary Jane as 'love interest'
>Villain kidnaps her
>All of /tg/ dice to the villain

Foolproof plan.
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>>27051164
That means that the villain actually has to make rolls though, can't just auto-succeed.

Though right now we're giving them a +3 bonus in addition to any other bonuses they may have.
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>>27051117
We've been hanging around her for what, an hour or two, and we're already up 2 PL.

>>27051164
Yeah, and when a villian decides to kill our family and friends to get to us after easily discovering our identity thanks to PL, you'll know that I called it here, first.
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>>27051199
Not if we get killed first!
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>>27051197
They'll probably also get rolls to figure out who we are. More Parker Luck is just bad news, so I'm confused why everyone wants to reroll on something non-critical rather than get rid of it asap.
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Oh, remember that we need 2SP to cheat death.
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>>27051282
IT'S FOOL PROOF
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This is stupid and I know that it's NEVER going to happen but I just realizes that Qwen+Peter+MJ
= Min a trios
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>>27051282
That'll show them!
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>>27051295
Because a 1 could be a difference between seeing her be menaced by muggers, or just seeing a trail of blood and some locks of red hair.
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>>27051317
Oh no. A 1 means we don't find her, but someone else does.
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>[ ]Investigate from rooftop
>dc16 perception- result 18- Success!

You move closer via rooftop until you’re overlooking them. It’s become full blown night by now and it’s overcast- it might begin raining any time now- and you can only see things in dim illumination. As you overlook the scene, you see three large men cornering another figure against the alley wall below you. Its dark out so your profile is hard to see and they aren’t looking up.

But what you see is-

A scattered, gaming console lying on the ground-light flickering out of its cracked screen and the figure against the side of the wall is wearing a hood. The men are talking quietly, but you can see one of them has a hand over the hooded person’s mouth.

“Quiet, you -bitch!- How dare you fucking bite me! I‘ll fucking knock your teeth out, you whore!”

There’s nothing good going on here and- most importantly-

Your Spider Sense is Tingling

>[ ]Jump into the fray
>[ ]Get to ground and approach from street level
>[ ]Do nothing- this isn’t your problem. (!!!!!!)
>[ ]Write in
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>>27051295
Well rerolling that 1 did... Well nothing actually, since you get a point of PL all we did was waste a Spectacular Point on a perception roll that we failed.

>>27051317
I don't think that's how perception rolls work.
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>>27051307
MJ sure is a weird way to abriviate Black Cat.
Also Cosgrove said that attempting multiple romances or to Harem Quest this shit will not end well for us.
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>>27051342
>>[ ]Get to ground and approach from street level
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>>27051282
>>27051297
>>27051312
PL would probably keep us alive actually -_-;... well until they're all dead anyway, then it might keep us alive just so we suffer.
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>>27051342
Rider kick that shit.
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>>27051342
Really? I don't know what to be dissapointed in more, MJ for following this retarded course of action, or Cosgrove for following something so cliche.
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>>27051342
Is there any loose tiles or bricks on the roof?

If so, throw them.
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>>27051342
FUCKING DROPKICK

BIG PLAYS BIG REWARDS
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>>27051342
>[ ]Write in
Step 1: Dial 911 for a crime in progress.

For the rest of Parker actions, I leave it to the rest to everyone else.
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>>27051295
Well to start with, we could have fallen off the building.
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>>27051342
Drop kick the biggest one from the rooftop
fuck subtlety
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>>27051383
I'm pretty disappointed in you guys.

I mean give one reason MJ has to be nice to us, based on our behavior.
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Get to ground level and knock them out. We beat them as peter parker.
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>>27051342
>>[x]Jump into the fray

"RIDER KICK MOFO!"
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>>27051342

As much as I hate it

Get to the ground and approach from street level AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!
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>>27051342
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>>27051342
>[ X]Jump into the fray
Rip and tear!
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>>27051317
>>27051393
I'd rather deal with either of those than a +1 to ALL rolls that mean serious trouble later.
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>>27051392

Oh shit, most definately call 911

Then get to ground level as quickly as possible`
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>>27051342
>[] Jump into the fray

Well, pretend like we didn't just fall out of the sky, but be quick and use the element of surprise.
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>>27051342
Well, damn. Okay, white knight time it is. Approach from the ground, though. Us being surprisingly fast and strong is easier to explain than leaping down from the rooftops.
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>>27051398
No you chucklefuck, I mean going out alone, not telling anyone where she's going, to walk down an alley alone in a town she barely knows.

Seriosuly, it's like she's TRYING to aim for a Darwin.
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>>27051414

Fastest way down, is gravity.
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>>27051342
Just jump to the ground behind them.

They're all looking at MJ right now so all they'll here is a loud noise.
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do we have something to obscure our face?

handkerchief? bandanna? somebody's clothesline is out?
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>>27051342
Call 911
report crime and location very quickly
jump in and mix things up
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>>27051433
Maybe she's not really thinking clearly?

It's not like there's any indication that she isn't in a good place right now.
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>>27051342
I vote for Rider Kick.
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>>27051342
>>[ ]Jump into the fray
DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!
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>>27051407
Do it. For Justice. Follow by Nutpunch and finish the other thug by shoryuken.
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>>27051392
Yeah, let's call the police.
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>>27051342
>[x]Write in
See if we can distract one or two away and pick them off to make the odds easier.

Maybe make some chase you then come back around to retrieve their captive.
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>>27051416
>>27051407
>>27051397
I love it.
Our Kamen rider is on the horizon.

>>27051436
For this too. Make it quick.
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>>27051383
Really? Complaining about cliche in a comic superhero based quest's origin arc? Sometimes you have to play these things straight, other times they may be subverted (enter Spider Gwen).
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Hey, even if Mary Jane tries to call us out on dropping from the rooftop, nobody will believe a scared, unstable person remembers everything correctly
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>>27051427
My Common Sense is tingling!

Yeah, good point. Super-strength isn't an excuse for ignoring the tools available to us.
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ATTACKING FOR GREAT JUSTICE! No mask, lets be a proper hero to our cousin this time.
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I can see where this shit is going, while rescuing MJ, she discovers our identity and all of a sudden we have to work with her all the time and some shit.

>>27051452
Maybe it's a terrible plot device?
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>>27051342
Call 911, leap to the ground behind the thugs, and punch at least one of them in the face the second they turn around.
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>>27051490
she isn't our cousin. Our Aunt and her Aunt are friends and neighbors.
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>>27051479
I think if we look at her and say "Keep. Your. Mouth. Shut." after dynamic entrying three goons we should be fine.
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>>27051507
So immediately keep being a jerk to her, the second we rescue her?

The fuck is wrong with you people.
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>>27051497
Double Spider Girls.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
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>>27051342
>Your Spider Sense is Tingling

>pastebin
Powers:

>>My Spider sense is tingling... 1-Instinctively know when danger is nearby, though not from where.
>>My Spider sense is tingling... 2- Know from where a threat is occurring and minutely how dangerous it is to you.

care to five more details?
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>>27051507
Hah, like that'll work. She's pretty much in our clique now.
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>>27051497
Maybe this could have been avoided if you shitheads stopped bitching about a female character not being to your liking.
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>>27051503
Actually, I want to Friend-Zone her permanently, so constantly referring to her as a cousin might work. Cumbersome though.
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>>27051456
I support this

> captcha: edumme Darwinian
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>>27051342
>in before it's tingling for the danger the muggers are in
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>>27051526
We really need to get Harry that Kid Goblin outfit.
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>>27051537
...How can people hate a character so much.

Creepy.
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>>27051535
How? We immediately went to look for her after finding her missing.
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Jesus Christ you people. Are you all really this dumb?

Somethings up with MJ. SHE'S whats setting off our spider sense.
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>>27051526
When we Rider Kick this guy, we just might break his neck. Also, someone was speculating that the Spider Sense was going off because she was armed. She won't tell anyone because then you'd both be ousted for murder, and even if it was legally justified, that's more trouble than it's worth.
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>>27051541
To be honest I think that's a possibility.
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>>27051519
I don't think babbling around how a teenager, with half an hour of backstart managed to catch up to her, climb a building, then dropkick a guy 4 stories down, then take out two more in any way will be beneficial.
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>>27051553
You know what's creepy? Immediately jumping on someone every time they don't decide to white knight anything female.

>>27051556
On second thought this. She's CLEARLY setting off the *dangerous vibe* sense, let's ONLY intervene if we see she needs it.
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>>27051535
Don't bring gender into this, you know as well as I do we'd like Michael Jane Watson, hikkimori/brokebrains/sore loser/sore winner, even less.
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>>27051342
>Call out
"You guys had better run while you still can, the police are on their way and she has had a VERY bad day."

Use our words.

Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot who will typically leave to find easier prey.
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>>27051594
Yeah. We gotta be the bigger man.
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Better idea: Jump down on one of the thugs, knocking him out, but make it look like we were up above and just toumbled down, managing to knock him out via luck.
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>>27051594
That's because she wouldn't be as moe if she was a he.
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>>27051590
Is that before or after one of the guys shanks her?
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>>27051590
I agree. Call 911 but wait to see if she needs help before jumping down and getting involved.
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>Into the fray with a kick it is!

>Roll me a hard agility test- 1d20+1, Dc12
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>>27051535
Actually I was bitching about the fact that we had to go off and 'rescue' someone who pretty much decided that they could take care of themselves, because she might get in trouble because she's a girl.
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>>27051626
/tg/ dice time.
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>>27051590
Hmm. Actually, this might not be a terrible idea. I can see this happening.

...And then it turns out MJ is actually the Black Cat?
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Rolled 18 + 1

>>27051626
RIDER KICK
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Rolled 1 + 1

>>27051626
SPIDAH MIN!
RIIIIDAAAAAA KEEEEEEEEEEEK!
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>>27051626
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>>27051594
Except a bunch of people were determined to dislike her from the fucking start.

Did you read that diatribe someone wrote like immediately after meeting her, about how we wouldn't give a shit if she died in an alley?
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>>27051641
I'm out!
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Rolled 2 + 1

>>27051626
RIDER KICK NEVER FAILS EXCEPT ALL THE TIMES IT TOTALLY DID, BUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THOSE
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>>27051648
FOR FUCKS SAKE DUDE.
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>>27051626
I'm still voting for "wait and see if she actually NEEDS help"

>>27051648
I FUCKING TOLD YOU SHE'S BAD LUCK.
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>>27051627
I thought it was because she was a scrawny shutin nerd.
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>>27051648
No we had a successful roll dammit.
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Rolled 7 + 1

>>27051626
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>>27051648
Ahhahahahahahaha
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Casedy's a Red Herring and MJ is the real host to Carnage!

... I have no idea where that came from.
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>>27051648
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>>27051648
Do we have any more power to reroll?
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Rolled 7 + 1

>>27051626
Make it look like like an accident though.
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>>27051648
One more reroll.
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>>27051648
Now this is the shit you save the rerolls for
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>>27051648
Is this roll legit?
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>>27051626
So no "Dial for the police" then? Okay.
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>>27051653
She bullied us as a child, I assume that for a lot of /tg/ that brings up some bad memories.
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>>27051648
Reroll
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>>27051678
>You do. Reroll?
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>>27051648
We are going to break our fucking legs on the pavement and the thugs are going to laugh themselves to death.
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>>27051648
...So how much parker luck do we have now?
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>>27051695
Y
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>>27051648
WE BLEACH QUEST 2.0 NOW!
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Rolled 8 + 1

>>27051695
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>>27051653
>>27051664
I didn't give a shit about it, my problem was that she decided to leave on her own, and since she obviously didn't want us around, we shouldn't follow her.

But then everyone decided we had to become her babysitter.
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MJ confirmed for Doombitch?

She's like a walking Parker Luck generator.
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>>27051695
Do we still get the PL?
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>>27051695
Yes.

Goddamn is tonight a bad night.
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>>27051695
Yes we don't need to accidentally kill ourselves when hit the ground.
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>>27051698
4

We've hit the point of no return. kassidy is watching.
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>>27051698
More than enough with a serial killer in town.

Question, does Parker Luck go away after it is used by villains?
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>>27051648
This is my third 1 of the night... I think I'm done.
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>>27051695
N

We'll be fine if our entrance goes poorly. If Spider-Man can't take out a few random hoodlums after landing flat on his face, he's pretty screwed.
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>>27051721
Alright, can we burn as much of that off as possible?
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>>27051710
Well that's basically what the Aunts set us up to do.
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We should fucking like, work at some soup kitchen. Work the bad karma down.

Also, did anyone notice that the bad rolls didn't begin with MJ but with MJ's instant haters.
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>>27051695
...do it...
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>>27051653
Right now I'm actually kind of hoping she'd die, I mean we've known her less than a day and she's already gotten us 3 PL points.
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>>27051725
Why did you keep rolling after the Second one?
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>>27051712
Every reroll gets a PL.
>There is also the Parker Luck. This foul meter builds up as you roll ones, use a reroll, or attempt certain actions throughout the Quest.
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>>27051721
>Carnage with a +4 on his rolls.
He's going to kick our shit in.
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>Alright, same roll as before-

>>Roll me a hard agility test- 1d20+1, Dc12
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>>27051724
Hahaha no.
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>>27051688
No seriouslysomeobe test it because I can't in my phone.
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>>27051731
Yeah right, we're *NEVER* getting rid of it, since we decide to burn all our PL on rerolls, which *ALSO* give PL.
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Rolled 8 + 1

>>27051746
If this roll passes DC, nobody fucking roll.
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>>27051736
If anything, we got those points by a bunch of people being assholes and thinking simple human decency is white knighting.
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Rolled 9 + 1

>>27051746
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>>27051746
Surely this can't fail a second time
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Rolled 11 + 1

>>27051746
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>>27051764
Doombitch you are so lucky
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Rolled 1 + 1

>>27051746
RIDER KICK TAKE 2
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>>27051727
We aren't spiderman, we're Peter Parker. They see our face and get away...well, bye bye uncle Ben and aunt May, hello JJ...
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>>27051764
Close finish.
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>>27051738
>Why did you keep rolling after the Second one?
Dice magic isn't real, Anon. It's just a way of pretending that there is sense in this senseless universe we live in.
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>>27051759
>>27051762
>>27051764
nailed it
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>>27051764
Just squeaked by.
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>>27051721
>>27051745
Again because no one read the last one I posted: "Casedy's a Red Herring and MJ is the real host to Carnage!

... I have no idea where that came from."
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Rolled 2 + 1

>>27051746
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>>27051763
CURSE MY THOUGHTLESS COPYPASTE, I FAIL AT DICE!

>>27051764
Oh, nevermind. We coo
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>>27051695
Y
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>>27051764
Cutting it close...
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>>27051771
Jesus its a good thing I failed that capture.
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>>27051771
Heh.
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>>27051771
So lucky.
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>>27051771
DICKS.
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>>27051656
its one of those.
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>>27051771
>>27051648
I think the dice are telling us something here.
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>>27051760
How is 'leaving somebody who wants to be left alone, left alone' being an asshole?

If anything wanting to follow her after clearly wanting to get away from us is the sign of a stalker.
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>>27051794
As /tg/ dice are time seeded...
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>>27051805
Leave it. We have skydiving kicks to do.
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>>27051771
You cunt.
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>>27051772
>We aren't spiderman, we're Peter Parker. They see our face and get away...well, bye bye uncle Ben and aunt May, hello JJ...
"I saw some random kid's face. Now it's time to go chase down his family, which I can do thanks to my magical power of knowing where everybody lives."
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>>27051805
just shut up already
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>>27051776
Actually, /tg/s dice roller isn't a true RNG, it's just close enough for government work. It is possible for someone to just have a bad night under the roller, thanks to the algorithms it uses to generate the number taking numerous factors into account, including the IP it's sent from.
tl;dr Dice Magic IS real with /tg/ dice.
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>>27051805
Sure, yeah, if both of our Aunts hadn't specifically requested we show her around.
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>>27051805
Because it's night in an unfamiliar and potentially dangerous city, and she's a teenage girl who doesn't seem to look up very often?
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>>27051648
...god damn, man. God damn.

>>27051771
I... I just... I would have had to hunt you down if you'd been one roll earlier.

>Captcha: toymment 20
Your lisp doesn't make the dice god's torment any easier, Captcha.
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>>27051830
There is one as random thing as it gets in the universe and that is background radiation
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Rolled 2 + 5

And let's see...
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Rolled 8 + 1

>>27051771
...Seriously? Are your rolls genuine?
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My name is Parker Kurosaki.
And I'm a Spidergami.
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>>27051830
>Dice Magic IS real with /tg/ dice.
Not to a large enough degree to matter, unless the RNG was built really poorly.
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>>27051831
>>27051833
Yeah, and she's clearly trying to get away from us, she's a human being, not a dog.

We took her out, she went *out of her way* to leave without telling us, that is NOT the sign of someone who wants us along, or wants us to show her the way.

But obviously that doesn't matter, since we know what's best for her better than she does.
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>>27051862
Yeah. I rolled the 18 before that one guy rolled the 1 before the reroll.
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>>27051850
Actually, that's pretty predictable. We knew what it'd look like before we were capable of finding it, after all.
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>>27051859
Hey Cos. If you critbotch a roll, do we get anything? Extra Spec Point, removal of 1 Peter Luck?
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>>27051805
Because we've made it clear that we don't want to be around her from the second we met her again.

And you think she's a bitch for taking the hint?
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>>27051875
Well we did call her aunt who sounded worried which is why we followed her but for the most part I agree with you.
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Rolled 3

ALRIGHT GENTS,
IF THE NEXT 3 ROLLS ARE ALL BELOW 10,
WE KNOW FOR A FACT MJ IS BACK LUCK,
AND WE SHOULD AVOID HER.
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Yo.

Can we leave the fucking debate about the psyche details of angered, unstable teenager?

And focus on you know, the actions that are being taken?
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>>27051899

Well, that's off to a good start
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>>27051875
So you're pretty much saying "that's what she gets for wandering off"?

You better not continue this faggotry every time MJ shows up.
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>>27051823
It's dark. Night-time overcast dark. We pull a hood up, if we have one and keep our face low, they won't see us.

Oh yeah, and we're going to kick the shit out of them before they see enough to remember it.

Surprised we didn't need a willpower roll to overcome cowardice,
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Rolled 14

>>27051899
This isn't off to a good start
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>>27051899
We should avoid her anyway.
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Rolled 5

>>27051899
Testing. Prime number coming up
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Guys do TG dice actually trend low? because if that's the case we might want to outsource our rolls to invisible castle or some over rollsite
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>>27051923

What foul deviltry is this!

Back to the sulphurous pits of Tartarus with you, fiend!
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Rolled 20

>>27051899
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>>27051916
Why?

I like her grouchiness.
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Rolled 19

>>27051899
Semiprime number coming up.
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>>27051936
You dare consider cheating on the dice gods? You would bring doom on us all.
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>>27051938
Of all the times to roll a 20
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>>27051902
No. Clearly, because she has tits, any attempt to help her is "white knighting faggotry" and not basic human fucking decency.
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>>27051938
>>27051944
congrats, you wasted your rolls
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Rolled 17

>>27051938
Okay now the dice are just fucking around.
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Rolled 12

Stop rolling faggots.

You're wasting all the good rolls.
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Rolled 4

>>27051948
You mean DOOM, right?
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Rolled 9 + 1

>>27051648
>Rolled 1
Hmm...
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>>27051938
EXPERIMENT BROKEN!

SCIENCE PRESERVE US, WE KNOW NOTHING!
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>>27051888
So? She made it perfectly clear she didn't want to be with us either?

She could've easily said "I want to go home"

>>27051909
*gurk* Sorry about that, I choked for a second on the words you were trying to shove into my mouth. I'm saying that she can take care of herself, considering she's been pinging our spidersense all night.
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>>27051936
Well considering the landslide of 1's in the first Bleach Quest, I've gotta say ya they trend somehow.
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Rolled 7

>>27051956
nat 1 never inc
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>>27051938
>>27051944
...mum always told me I shouldn't wish death on someone.

I'm having a hard time with that right now.
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Rolled 2

>>27051952
>No. Clearly, because she has tits, any attempt to help her is "white knighting faggotry" and not basic human fucking decency.
No. Clearly, because she has tits, any dislike of her is misogyny and hate for failing to fit into traditional gender roles, rather than disliking her because she has done literally nothing to make us like her and quite a few things to make us dislike her.
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Rolled 91

Yo, Cos. If you critfail, do we get anything out of it for later? SP or -PL?

Sub-15 roll.
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Rolled 19

>>27051973
loldice
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>>27051964
Wouldn't GwenLuck want to convince us that it doesn't exist to better screw us over?
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>jump into the fray
>Dc12, result 12- SUCCESS
>7dmg

You don’t have much on you, but you do carry a large cloth for cleaning glasses, which you stick to your face, covering your lower face with your adhesive powers.

The roof you’re on isn’t too high, so you’re able to easily make a jump down there. You jump off the edge, using your arm to turn you into a flip so you can do a good directed kick right into the chest of the guy holding the hooded person, sending him knocked backwards as you tumble and stick the landing in a crouch.

You look back at the other two as the one on the ground groans.

“Jesus Fucking Christ, who the FUCK are you?!”

“He took down Jeff!”

HP-24
Condition-Untouched
>No webshooters or costume, only plain clothes
>YOU HAVE CONTROL
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>>27051859
You know you rolled a 1d10 and not a 1d20 right?
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Can we get a consensus to use a Spectacular Point to burn off Parker Luck? I really don't want our family to be murdered.
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Please stop rolling. We got a 20 that might cancel out that one, and be used to cancel out some PL, please stop so we don't get more 1s.
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>>27051993
>in gruff voice
>"I'm Batman."
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>>27051944
>>27051938
>>27051988
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Rolled 13

>>27051973
You cannot run out of random numbers, whether high or low.
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>>27051997
This was a damage roll. Be happy he didn't do 2d4
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Here's a question, why does rerolling cost a Spectacular Point? I mean it already gives us a Parker Luck, which should offset it, so why are we getting penalized for using a bonus? It's literally penalizing us for doing well.

Kinda makes Spectacular Points kinda shitty to use on rerolls.
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>>27051993
coup de grace the guy on the ground (as in KO him, don't kill him)
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>>27051993
"I'd start running if I were you miss."

Stay to the shadows for now, hopefully she won't get a good look at us.
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>>27051993
>YOU HAVE CONTROL
No that's a lie.

Just grab her and gtfo.
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>>27051993
Intimidate! Make them run!
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>>27052012

This. Maybe change to "I'm the goddamn batman"
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>>27052008
>>27052003
Do you guys really not get how it works?

It's only in the first three.

How the fuck is this hard to understand.
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>>27051993
>YOU HAVE CONTROL

"Just a friendly concerned citizen, who just happened to see a crime in progress and has called the police."

Full Spider bluff and banter: Engage!

Ya know, this would have been more effective if we actually DID call the police. Then we can banter all we want to buy time til they arrive.
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>>27051993
Me? I'm your reckoning!
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Rolled 10

>>27051993
Question, why are we covering our face? No one really asked for that.

Anyway, Sweep the nearest guy's leg. If we can fight vaguely like Capcom's vs DC's Batman, that'd be awesome, but just leg sweep for now.
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>>27051993
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Rolled 5

>>27051993
>"I'm Batman"
Rolling to Nutshot them
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>>27051993
"You know, in TV shows, when the hero shows up and clearly is vastly superior to all the goons, they always keep on fighting anyways, rather than cutting their losses and running. I don't think that's true in real life. I guess this is as good an opportunity to find out as any."
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>>27052012
>>27052039
>ThorLikesIt.gif
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>>27052049
But then we'd have to answer questions.
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>>27051993
>in gruff voice
>"I'm the goddamn Batman."

Then beat their asses.

I would say run away, but I half expect she'd struggle and refuse our help out of some bizarre sense of pure contrary malice.
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>>27051984
There's "I don't like person" and "I refuse to do anything to stop person from being mugged or most likely worse".
Stop being a fucking asshole, anon.
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>>27051993
"I'll give you one chance to back off before things get serious."
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>>27051993
Hey, remember that time Peter ripped off the face of Kraven's wife?
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>>27051993

We don't have any fancy Karate or other martial arts so...

Front ball kick one of the guys into a wall. Aim for the gut/solar plexus.
Then crouch low, hands to the ground and spring kick the other guy in the chest.

In all likely-hood we're going to hurt someone.. But hell, they asked for it.
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>>27051993
So is this hooded person even the same size as MJ? What about hoodie color? Any of that similar?

Also, what the fuck, captcha. That's a picture of a bush.
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I also vote 'I'm Batman'
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>>27051993
Take your friend and get out of here. If i ever see you hassling women around here again you'll have worse than a few bruises.
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>>27051993
Intimidate them.

Lets put that high Fellowship to use, and maybe we won't have to hurt anyone.
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>>27052065
Its called a bluff. We didn't call the police
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>>27052098
>>27052100
Seconding these.
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>>27052071
yep
that pretty much the best plan ever
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>>27052057
I'm in favor of this.

Keep it simple and terrifying.
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>>27052003
We've got no spectacular points. If you want to use them to burn off parker luck, speak up next time people call for a reroll on something trivial.
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>>27052078
As far as I can see, literally no one voted for "Do nothing" when they saw MJ getting mugged/worse. Stop distorting reality to serve your arguments, anon.
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>>27052100
This.

No Batman because thats fucking retarded.
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>>27052071
Voting this.
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>>27052071
>>27052098
You realize how stupid that would sound in real life right?

Don't do this.
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>>27052132
Actually change my vote to this
>>27052100
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>>27052129
Agreed, no Batman please.
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>>27051993
"Excuse me, I think this belongs to you. FALCON PUNCH!"
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>>27052132
Goddamnit no.

We're not Deadpool.
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Please, can we not pretend to be batman? I know we're Peter Parker, but really?
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>>27052140
Peter's always been snarky and stupid, though, when he didn't go murdermode.
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Moving to "Take your friend and run."
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"I've already called the cops, police are on their way"

Then proceed to get the fuck out of there.
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>>27052071

This
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>>27052057
I'd rather this. I'm Batman would be something we'd say in costume. We have a rag.
The Rag makes us scary.
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>>27052162
That's not really snarky though.
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>>27052140
Implying you wouldn't say it given the chance.
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Combine >>27052100
and >>27052049

Tell them to run because we called the cops.
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>>27052140
I know exactly how stupid it would sound in real life.

But this is not real life. This is a world where we get bit by radioactive spiders which give us superpowers, swing around the city on SCIENCE! webs, and make out with cat-themed cat burglars who can escape the NYPD in under 30 seconds.
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>>27052162
And we can adjust that. We already made him not drop spaghetti with MJ and hold a stand, agreeing only cause Uncle Ben puts a roof over his head
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>>27052057
To be honest I'd rather do this.

Some guy came out of nowhere and kicked a dude a lot bigger than him like it was nothing.

That should get us a bonus to intimidation.
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Wait wait wait
hold on a minute...
>The figure sets down the paper, leaving red handprints on it. “Spidah-Mahn, eh? Interstin‘. Very Interestin’. Ah’ll have to give him a lookssee when Ah get there.”

>The figure looks at the room its in, a red smiley face drawn on the wall. One of the figures on the ground, a child, tries to say something. “r-r-ed”

>The figure grins, licking its lips. “That’s right. It’s my favorite color, ya see. But now now little child, yah best go to sleep. Forever.”

>Finishing off its last victim, the figure leaves the room, whistling merrily, leaving behind a scene of total and complete carnage.

>MJ has red hair and is sometimes called Red


Hurm...
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>>27052175
>>27052191
All I voted for was ripping off somebody's face, in fairness.
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>>27052191
You mean we made him be a vindictive twat who can't let go of the past.
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>>27052157
Do you even quip?
That's a total Spidey line.
Hell he's used it before.
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>>27052202
Are you literally retarded.
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>>27052216
That too, but we also told JJ to fuck off if he doesn't give us money
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>Seems like people want to intimidate

>alright, roll me an easy fellowship test, 1d20+4, DC16.
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>>27052202
OH JESUS

I think we've saved the lives of these thugs.

>>27052226
Are you?
>MJ sets off our Spidey Sense constantly
>Was violent and cruel when we were kids
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Rolled 1 + 4

>>27052248
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Rolled 13 + 4

>>27052248
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Rolled 12 + 4

>>27052248
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Rolled 12 + 4

>>27052248
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>>27052175
"The Joker" stomach I'll make you bust a gut.
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Rolled 19 + 4

>>27052248
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Rolled 9 + 4

>>27052248
Dear Dice

Up to You

Sincerely Anon
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Rolled 14 + 4

>>27052248

pray
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Rolled 12 + 4

>>27052257
WE KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
>>27052248
rollan
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>>27052257
Oh for fucks sake.
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>>27052257
>>27052261
Get a feeling so complicated.
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>>27052230
Well he's JJJ, that's kind of the standard method isn't it?

Spider-Man used his spider-buggy to do donuts on the windows of the Daily Planet.
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>>27052257
Why, Dice Gods?
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Rolled 8 + 4

>>27052257
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Rolled 8 + 4

>>27052261
>No +4
...Fuck you.

No seriously fuck you.
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>>27052261
>>27052257
Seriously?
fuck right off
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>>27052257
...
>>27052261
Our 20 isn't rolled properly either

Great
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>>27052257
Huh.
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>>27052261
WHY DIDN'T YOU ADD THE MODIFIER IT DOESNT COUNT
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>>27052257

you dirty motherfucker
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>>27052248
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
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I start to disbelieve all these 1s are legit.
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Rolled 13

>>27052257
>>27052261
Well then. I have no fucking clue.
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>>27052286
No, it's not.
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>>27052140
Agreed, No Batman.
The less we Say the better.
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>>27051993
>"Me? I'm just a wondering hero"

Then, RIDER PUNCH!
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>>27052257
>>27052261
CUNTS THE BOTH OF YE
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>>27052261
...Cosgrove, considering how bullshit this night has been, could you make a brief exception.

This is just getting stupid.
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Maybe MJ is just suppose to be our uncle Ben. The one person we couldn't save.
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>>27052257
Parker luck out in full force

>>27052261
>no +1
YOU HAD ONE JOB!

>>27052202
>Cosgrove used "Its"
Oh... oh god...
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>>27052290
>>27052286
>>27052282
Yup. Yup. I'm done. I'm out. I fucking quit.
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So that's what? 4 PL since we met MJ today?
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Lets just take the fail, it's only intimidation.
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>>27052301
You need to use the modifiers for the roll to count you fucking retard
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>>27052261
>>27052257
THIS BIKE.
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>>27052257
Guess we're going to be going with "I'm Batman trolololol" after all.
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Rolled 18 + 4

>>27052285
LEWL! ROLLS!
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>>27052299
This is getting as bad as that night in Pred Quest where we rolled six 1s in a row. Might be time to call it a night.
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>>27052257
>the cloth over our face muffles our voice to the point that no one can understand what we're saying.

>to keep it stuck to our face, we can't even open our mouth.
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>>27052351
>we choke in our disguise
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>>27052348
Luck is a delusion of the mind. All dice rolls, summed together, naturally approach a uniform distribution.
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>>27052348
Was that Fis night?

Or the Kraken?

See, in Predquest we know what causes the 1s. Its water and aquatic wildlife. And Spaceships.

Here, and in BQ, we can't find a common denominator.
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I KEPT SAYING SHE WAS BAD LUCK, BUT PEOPLE KEPT IGNORING ME.

FUCK, NEVER HAVE WOMEN ON BOATS OR BE NEAR REDHEADS, HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND?!
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>>27052351
Can we please just have this be the result, and not something retarded?

Failing at intimidation just means we made them think the rider kick was a lucky fluke, not that they suddenly get better at fighting or we take actual damage.
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Rolled 16 + 4

Jesus christ no wonder Parker was so happy to take the offer in One More Day.

He was sick to death of rolling ones.
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>>27052365
That might be true if the dice system was truly random. It's not.
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>>27052373
I submit that she's not bad luck, it's you jackasses being creepy about her that's bad luck.
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>All the people complaining about the batman line have clearly never ingested any Spider-Man media other than the live action movies

>>27052351
>Worse
>"Mm mmmurn"
>"W... what?"
>"It's Peter. My idiot neighbor."
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>>27052371
MJ isn't a common denominator?
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>>27052393
Gonna need to see some evidence of this.
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>>27052365
That sounds something filthy to be heard from a tryhard realist.
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>>27052202
I stated this just a little while ago... twice.
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Rolled 3 + 4

>>27052395
>Being responsible to someone you've been charged with showing around the city is being creepy
Goddamnit you fucks. Do you know how pissed off May and Ben will be if we just blew off MJ when she walked off into a dangerous alleyway?
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Rolled 16 + 4

>>27052393
do you have evidence that it is functionally different than random?
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We need to use our SP to get rid of some PL before the night's over.
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>>27052395
So either way she's the cause of our bad luck?
Good to know.

>>27052405
It's called "RGN's aren't truly random"
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>>27052404
This is the first time we've interacted with her, and also our first massive chain of 1s (in PPQ anyway).

We can't prove a direct correlation just yet.
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>>27052433
Do we have any sp rolls left?
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>>27052427
What no.

I'm saying that the people who inexplicably hate her are the ones being creepy.

Furthermore, with their negative vibes, we have failed to be excellent to each other.
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>>27052427
I think he meant the opposite of that, anon. I may be wrong though.
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>>27052423
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
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>>27052433
You should have been around and more convincing like 30 ones ago.
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>>27052404
It is Issue #13... Superstitions, HO!
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>>27052432
Did I say it was functionally different?
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>>27052440
Negative
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Rolled 19 + 4

>>27052443
>>27052446
Oh.

Yeah, you're right. The sticky is disappointed in us all.
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>>27052443
You know what? Everyone white knighting over her is creepy.

I can make opinions too!
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>>27052456
Just got home from work a little while ago. I wish I had been here anon, I wish I had.
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>Intimidate
>DC16, result-1
>Automatic Failure

You glare at them and try to scare them with the only thing you can think of-

“I’m Batman.”

The guys look surprised and pissed.

“Hey, get this smart ass fucker! Kick his ass!”

They look more pissed than they were before and seem intent on kicking your ass. The guy you knocked down is getting up, holding his ribs.


HP-24
>You have control
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>>27052457
And the mini series concludes. Too bad, this was fun til MJ happened.
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>>27052371
Mah fis!

waiiiit.

NO FIS NO!
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Rolled 19 + 4

>>27052435
neither are dice, functionally random and true random are two differently things.
and only quantum effects are true random.
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>>27052478
Charge forward, grab one guy, toss him into other guy.
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>>27052478
I say we Flash these fuckers and outagile them
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>>27052478
>Lets jump kick the nearest guy in the face
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>>27052478
>You have control
(not really)

So can we signal MJ to make a break for it before we beat up these hoodlums?
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>>27052478
kick the downed guy in the nuts
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>>27052472
So you want Aunt May to yell at us?
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>>27052478

>Front ball kick one of the guys into a wall. Aim for the gut/solar plexus.
>Then crouch low, hands to the ground and spring kick the other guy in the chest.
>Headbutt last guy im face as he gets up.

We're just cleaning up.
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>>27052478
Doing to be honest. Expected worse.

Obviously we must now kicked their asses.

Except we're Peter and not Spiderman right now, so we're fucked.

>>27052202
And I hate how much sense you make.
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>>27052478
>dodge
"Let me guess, you're Dark Horse guys right?"
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>>27052478
>Went with Batman instead of the significantly funnier adhesive-seals-mouth method
Cosgrove pls

Anyway, grab the guy we knocked down, throw him at his buddies, get moving.
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>>27052488
That's because a bunch of people are nursing hateboners for her/were legitimately traumatized by being bullied in their youth.
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>>27052478
Wait for them to charge you and then trip them.
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>>27052478
Let's try and get them to beat each other up, like we did with Flash. Just keep quipping and dodging. If they're wide open maybe push them into trashcans and walls.
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>>27052540
I can go for this. Agility is our best stat too.
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>>27052540
>>27052530
>>27052506
Yeah lets give this a shot.

There are three of them, so they can hit each other.
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>>27052202
Now THAT'S a shadowrun!
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>>27052540
Do not try that. MJ pings on our Spi-DAR. We would be unhurt but she's a different story.
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>>27052512
Well considering how well we're doing so far, yes I do.

MJ probably already has super powers and was just out to pick a fight she could've easily handled before we showed up.

Hence the "pinging our spider-sense constantly" and the whole "wandering down an alley alone".

Seriously, not knowing your way around town doesn't translate into "Wandering down alleys by myself is perfectly safe!"
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>>27052515
>And I hate how much sense you make.
He really doesn't.

MJ has no reason to have a Southern accent.
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>>27052507
Change this to >>27052540
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Uhh guys? Isn't MJ nearby? Shouldn't we trying to get her away? We could come back and kick the shit out of them later if we wanted to.
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>>27052570
Haven't you ever seen a Stephen King movie?
Or someone with multiple personality disorder?
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>>27052525
I'm just dissapointed because she wanted to be left alone, but the white knight waifu legion decided to come to her (unwanted) rescue.
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>>27052540
Voting this.
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>>27052568
Dude they broke her game system and had her cornered, and she had already been reduced to biting which proved ineffective.

That really doesn't seem like she had it under control.
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>>27052570
She'd possibly put one on if she'd just killed a family of people with southern accents.
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>>27052587
>Oh, these guys hold me, there's 3 of them and they are much more muscular than I am
>Good thing nobody wants to help me!
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>>27052478

Grab MJ, get the fuck out of there
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>>27052587
She was about to get her teeth knocked out.
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>>27052579
Priorities. We came to save MJ. Not even sure if its her.
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>>27052579
We're banking on that human preservation element kicking in. The one where she runs away from danger.
after all she's not a hlpls grrl lolololol
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>>27052565
Where is that gif from? I need to know.
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today's sessions make me see the superiority of d100 rolls for quests
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>>27052597
>Dude they broke her game system and had her cornered,
Bullshit where did he say that *double checks*
Oh, huh, nevermind then.
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>>27052612
It doesn't matter if its her. Someone was about to get mugged and they needed help.
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>>27052587
Goddamn you people are getting annoying. "Baww, they decided to help people." Baww, I dislike anything resembling romance." "Baww, why can't we be dark and edgy and cut ourselves."
Nobody gives a shit what you think, we're a Superhero, we're going to be a Superhero. Go the fuck away.
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>>27052587
And we probably would have gotten PL for ditching her. Our Aunt and Uncle would have been very disappointed too. Besides, I was saying we should hold back and, given her constant pinging of our sense, wait to see if she could handle herself.
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>>27052579
Good point, we have nothing to prove to these jackasses.

Yell out for her to run, and then follow her.

If she won't move, dodge past thugs and drag her with us.
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>>27052570

We haven't heard her speak and she's been living somewhere else since she was like 6.
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>>27052606
We are in an alley and they are blocking the exit.
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>>27052602
Ya. You sort of just accidentally pick it up if you talk to people with accents long enough. Lord knows I do when I talk to my Australian and Chinese native friends for long enough.

>>27052623
It's zone; search his entries on swfchan
The character is Wasp from Avengers: DMH which was a great cartoon.
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>>27052641
Still doesn't change it's as stupid as the idea that Gwen Stacy really is the Black Cat.
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>>27052579
She has proven remarkably bad at avoiding danger thus far.

Expecting her to act rationally now of all times isn't a gamble I'm not keen on making, when we're perfectly capable of taking three thugs. Probably.
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>>27052653
I was thinking more of her mocking their accents while killing them.
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>>27052661
It's actually better to assume she's either got multiple personality disorder... Or she's going to be targeted for her hair.
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HAS our spidey senses gone off when we meet up with again?
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>>27052679
>targeted for her hair
... Now that's something to consider.

>>27052668
Eh that's the easy route.
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>So people seem to be going for an agile/redirection thing here. Alright.

>difficult test, 1d20+3, DC15.
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>>27052633
Goddamn you people are getting annoying. "Baww not everyone is jumping over anything with tits" Baww, People don't want to waifu quest" "Baww, why can't we be avoid white knighting all the time"
At the time, I figured she'd be able to get home safely, not get herself into this much trouble. But naturally the white knights assumed I knew she'd get into this much trouble.
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Rolled 3 + 3

>>27052706
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Rolled 12 + 3

>>27052706
and not a SP in sight
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Rolled 19 + 3

>>27052706
I want to demolish them.
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Rolled 12 + 3

>>27052706
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Rolled 18 + 3

>>27052706
Rolling ones.
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Rolled 10 + 3

>>27052706
Ok
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>>27052727
And so we will.
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>>27052727
>Dice: "eeeeeh... ya ok."
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>>27052715
How are we white knighting her? We are A: A fucking super hero, and B: suppose to be watching her.
You faggots call white knight and waifu at anything you don't agree with, it's retarded.
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Stop rolling! We have it now!
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>>27052727
YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED
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>>27052758
...For the last time, Peter Parker is not a fucking Crit Master.
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Rolled 20 + 3

>>27052706
LEWL DICE!
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>>27052754
We are not a superhero, currently we have super powers, they are *not* the same thing.

Also this is a quest, that means we have *choice*, if we have to do every heroic thing ever because we're a 'superhero' Cosgrove might as well turn this into a fanfic layed out by some random dice rolls.
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>>27052754
Just ignore him and eventually he'll go away and the thread will be a better place.
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>>27052789
..............I don't even know.
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>>27052789
Yes! Great job guy person!
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>>27052511
Head, just below the ear where the jaw meets.
We're Peter Parker. We spend the last decade being beat up by jocks. We know more about Anatomy than some doctors. We know exactly what hurts worst because we've had it happen to us. Except now, we can bench press a Volkswagon Beetle and dodge bullets. So, first guy we downed, snap kick to the jaw, spin counter-clockwise, step forward drop to one knee. Straight punch with right arm to the second guy's knee, full spider-strength. Kneecap fractures. Use bent right leg under us to push upwards, jumping into a summersault above guy3, grabbing his collarbone with both hands and spider-grip then use momentum to slide down behind him and flip him face first into the pavement, hard. Step back, pick up the game pad, hand it to Victim/MJ and silently point towards the exit of the alley.
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>>27052826
>>27052758
hypocrite.
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>>27052799
I know, but goddamn it's getting annoying as fuck to see him pop up in pretty much every quest in succession acting like it.
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>>27052831
Dude, what is wrong with you.
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>>27052715
Hey, anon, anon, Relax.
Chill the fuck out.

It's night time, she's in an unfimiliar city to her now, and it's not a terribly safe city either. There's not super heroes yet, no high speed low drag vigilantes cleaning up the streets one bullet at a time or flaming playboys shooting flying about.

Instead it's a bunch of criminals and thugs hiding out in dark alleyways. So a little bit of caution is justified.

Next, the white knighting. Forget Everything about MJ. Forget it. Forget her, forget everything regarding her. Should be the farthest thing in your mind right now if you dont give a shit about her.

AUNT MAY ASKED US. That sweet little old lady asked us to do something. The woman who took us in after we lost our parents, and raised us with her husband, Even under financial strain.

So lets do the Best Goddamn Job We Can Do.

For Aunt May and Uncle Ben.
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>>27052826
You have to know it doesn't count right?

How can you still not have familiarized yourself with the rules.
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>>27052840
Hey, I would have been bad mouthing him if he had gotten a one, but you are right. Shame on you for getting us SP and a 20 guy person. For shame!
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>>27052435
I just performed a chi-squared goodness of fit test on the rolls from this and the last thread (up until this post: >>27052503 ), and the results were consistent with a fair dice roll (x^2 = 14.81, which is a very low number for 19 degrees of freedom; with a random dice, almost seventy-five percent of all rolls will be higher). Stay mad, dice theist.
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>>27052831
I like it.

Demolish them.
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>>27052876
stop feeding
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>mfw its not even MJ we just rescued
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>>27052831
Were not the Punisher, and right now I'm pretty sure we can right off that one kick as a lucky shot.

Let's stick with being dodgy for now.
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>>27052866
I lived Peter's life sans powers. But my own personal trauma aside, it is the fastest way to neutralize them without excessive risk, and in a way that MJ would never connect with our normal self.
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>>27052914
It's a girl and there's a game system nearby.
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>>27052914
Good,

We find actual MJ and save her without saying we're Batman.
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>>27052915
There's no reason to make it risky. Killing people before they can kill you is perfectly reasonable.
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>>27052932
She's going to think we're batman if we do>>27052831

We don't need to kill them. Just maim the fuck out of them since they were obviously about to get their rape on.
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>>27052841
Oh wow, I didn't know that I've been in every quest? Apprently, I'm everyone you disagree with ever.

Look, this is my point. At the time MJ decided to leave, without telling us. I figured she could look after herself, since she obviously didn't want us around.

Naturally a bunch of people wanted to follow her because /tg/ was CONVINCED she was going to be attacked, dispite no adequate reason, despite the fact she's been setting off our spider-sense the entire time we've been with her.

At not time did I figure that she was dumb enough to walk into an alley by herself, and the only reason she could was because she could handle it.

>>27052876
My main issue was that I didn't want to make things worse by hanging around her when she was clearly not wanted, but /tg/ seemed to ignore me, and attribute something about dying in a ditch or something. (Which I did NOT say)

tl;dr I figured she could handle herself, I did NOT think she'd go off and get herself in this goddamn mess. I figured she'd head home or to McDonalds or something.
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>>27052939
It really isn't when we can lift cars.
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>>27052939
Except they haven't shown any intent to kill.
Take that edge back to Kick-Ass and Swordart Online.
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>>27052963
It's not even really maiming. Those injuries will all heal within 6-24 months, though kneecap-guy will have a limp for a few years.
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>>27052971
>>27052973
But they're mooks. Nobody will miss them. I mean, if you want to argue against it for a major villain or even our arch nemesis I can understand, but these guys will never come up again.
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>>27052625
Spectacular Spider-Man Peter was a complete fucking asshole to Liz, I mean, seriously. Jesus H. Christ.
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>>27052970
Ok, that's nice.
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Guy we rolled for dodging not fighting.

If it was for fighting I'm pretty sure we'd have to roll for strength as well.

Do you REALLY want to do that?
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>>27052970
People are not rational. Especially teenage girls. End of story, move the fuck on.
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>>27052970
>spider-sense
...you don't think she transmits AIDS or the (NEE)T-virus through biting people, do you?
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>>27052985
What the fuck is wrong with you.
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>Acrobatic maneuvers/redirection
>DC15-result-22, +5

You assess the situation. They’re not as big as Flash, but they’re angry.

You can use this. Your spider sense, even with the general interference that seems to come from Mary Jane’s presence being there, it still tells you of different threats incoming and how dangerous they are to you.

You duck backwards as the first attacker throws a punch at you and push him from behind into the other one who seem to be charging as you kick them both into the third guy who seems to be getting up. As they untangle themselves you look back to the girl, who, as lightning strikes, reveals it to be Mary Jane. She’s blankly staring at the scene in front of her with her one visible eye- you can‘t tell what she‘s thinking, other than a widened eye, there‘s no visible emotion. Her hoodie is ripped down the center and she’s clutching at it.

The Thugs are currently untangling themselves nearby.

HP-24
>You Have Control
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>>27052985
It's entirely unnecessary and will put us on police watch lists. No. We do this Karate Kid 2 rules.
>If a man can't stand, he can't fight.
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>>27052985
>these guys will never come up again
Of corse not, they'll be dead.
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>>27053015
I don't understand the question.
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>>27052985
Well, the police might object if we go around slaughtering street thugs.'

All in all, I think the better choice is to NOT kill anyone and instead have a rational level of regard for human life.
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>>27053016
Pick up her game system, thrust it into her hands, and shoo her down the alley.
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>>27053016
Grab MJ and split
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>>27053016
Is the eye the right color?
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>>27053016
Grab MJ and get her out of there.
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>>27053004
Yeah, and I honestly didn't think she'd do all this from *losing at a video game*

I mean I could understand if it was something important, but it's fucking DDR.

I mean, when was the last time you got people going into suicidal situations because they do poorly at Guitar Hero or Rock Band?

>>27053034
Yeah, not to mention the families of the thugs.
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>>27053016
>You Have Control

Grab MJ into a fireman carry and leg outta there!
We could either head straight for home, or head for the nearest police station.
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>>27053016

Destroy them. This pieces of shit don't need to walk away from this. They can crawl.
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>>27053016
Injure all of them moderately.
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>>27053016
Old saying: "He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day." Pick up MJ and start running.
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>>27053016

grab her and run
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>>27053016
Take her, bolt away from there. No need to give them a chance to land a lucky hit, we want her out of there and that is first, second, third and fourth priority.
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>>27052970
...Cool story bro, now lets get back to fighting goons.
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>>27053016
>"Might want to run while you can."
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>>27053016
"If you don't run I'm going to carry you, and neither of us want that."

Then run while the mooks are regaining their wits.
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>>27053039
I mean it appears to still be working even with a cracked screen, and that probably cost a good amount of money.

Also she might complain about it later.
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>>27053016
Grab MJ and run.
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>>27053016
Grab MJ and leave while they untangle themselves. Give her a speech about responsibility.
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>>27053016
Hand her our phone and tell her to call the cops. Fend of the thugs until we hear sirens then make our escape.
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>>27053075
Yes, we havn't be rolling enough 1's tonight!
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>>27053057
>Grab MJ into a fireman carry and leg outta there!
Do you mean an actual fireman's carry or over-the-shoulder? Because we should do an actual fireman's carry.
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Guys, assuming it is MJ, she very nearly just got raped. She isn't going to want to be touched by a guy right now. In fact, she will probably fight us if we try that and make things worse.
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>>27053016

I'm surprised no one else is feeling especially vindictive about the rape attempt.

That shit would never stand under Uncle Ben's watch. Think if it were Gwen. Think if it could be Gwen.

Break their knees.
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>>27053115
Things people say after two classes of freshmen psychology.
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>>27053115
Pretty much yeah.

So let's just do >>27053039

It should get her attention out of whatever stupor she is, and trigger her flight response.
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>>27053118
Wait until JJ gets his hands on it.
'SPIDER-MAN DESTROYS LIVES OF INNOCENT YOUTHS!'
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>>27053118
Normally, yes. Tonight, I'd just like to get her back to Aunt May without getting another 16 Parkour Luck.
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>>27053125
...Dude, is it white knighting to be concerned about someone who appears to have almost been raped?
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>>27053138
We've still got time, we can get there!
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>>27053118
That would involve a lot of rolls and more chances of being discovered.
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>>27053149
Actually, I think he's mocking your inexperience about the situation. More like he's calling you an 'armchair psycologist.'
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>>27053149
>>27053125
>>27053115
Ok I'm done.
I'm fucking done for tonight.
This shit is really godamn annoying and I'm sick of reading it every 5 posts.

Thanks for running Cosgrove, but I just fucking done.
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>>27053016
Yeah, none of these guys are walking home, and all of them are getting beat. Begin with crotch kicks.
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>>27053149
>...Dude, is it white knighting to be concerned about someone who appears to have almost been raped?
Actual, real people, who have just been raped, are in a complex psychological state but do not instantly turn into porcelain dolls that shatter if you touch them.
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>Majority seem to be for -grab and run'

>roll me a fellowship test, please. 1d20+2, dc13.
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>>27053180
Kinda ironic that what sends you over the edge happens after I've calmed down.
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>>27053208
Alright fine, let's just carry her off then.

Might make things faster.

God today has been a disaster.
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>>27053016
"Now you done it, its time to face JUSTICE."

Kick them while they're down.
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Rolled 6 + 2

>>27053211
Don't bite us or hit us in the back now, MJ.
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Rolled 11 + 2

>>27053211
I'm still more interested in breaking these peices of shit.
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Rolled 2 + 2

>>27053211
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Rolled 6 + 2

>>27053211
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Get MJ, get her stupid game console, run.
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Rolled 14 + 2

>>27053211
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Rolled 1 + 2

>>27053211
Come on, correct for 1 being the most common roll in the past couple threads!
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>>27053230
Good enough, let's just leave.
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>>27053230
Good man.
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>>27053241
TOO LATE
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Rolled 20

>>27053211

Inc 1
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>>27053238
Yeah this.

Don't forget her stupid gameboy.
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Rolled 13 + 2

>>27053211
This time, I will most certainly roll a 1.
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>>27053230
YES! Fuck, yes, so close, yes.
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>>27053255
It's not even the right formatting, what was even the point?
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>>27053241
ask and ye shall recieve

Doesn't count though.
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Rolled 1 + 2

>>27053255
Doesn't count didn't add the modifier.
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>>27053274
I was actually asking for the opposite. Still, glad some other peeps rolled before me.
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>>27053241
Man at this rate our luck better grow into something... Spectacular or Astonishing. Might help speed the evolution of our Spiderman
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>>27053257
Not if it's for another agility roll or some such... We don't need to attract any more chances to accumulate PL for something so trivial.
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>>27053285
Nicely done!
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>>27053285
Fuck!!! I'm sorry anons. I fail horribly.
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>>27053285
dude, just don't, just don't
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>>27053300
Don't worry, your post was horribly late.
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>>27053292
I assume just bending over and picking something up wouldn't be worth a roll.

If it is, don't do it, if it isn't, then why not.
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>>27053288
We've rolled at least eleven 1s out of ~120 rolls in this and the last thread. I don't think it's statistically significant, but it's still really obnoxious.
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>>27053288
Except luck is too expensive to invest in.
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>>27053300
The only thing to apologize for is your continued inability to understand that ONLY the first three rolls matter, crits included.

You've been told numerous times.
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>>27053321
not at this rate.
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>>27053339
At 10xp? Yeah, too expensive while we have so many base stats and abilities to cover.
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>>27053317
Cosgrove seemed to up our luck the more 1s we rolled. We roll excessive 1s Cosgrove balances karma and the situation gets wacky.
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>>27053337
Okay, I understand. I just saw the 1 and freaked.
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>>27053362
Parker Luck is bad.
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>Grab and run
>DC13,result13-Success!

You pick up her game console laying nearby and hand it to her. You notice that the rain has begun to fall as she grabs it and you gently put a hand on her shoulder. Its hard to see, but you know you don’t have much time.

“We have to go, now.”

Your voice is gentle but urgent. As you pick her up, you think she might struggle, but she doesn’t resist- letting you carry her off. The rain has begun to pick up and its getting harder to see, but you keep going.

In the dark and rain, you barely catch it, her voice is so quiet and easily overpowered by nearby noises, but she stares up at you. “Who are you?”

>[ ]Respond?
>[ ]Take her home
>[ ]let her down, ask her what she’s like to do
>[ ]you’re safe now, you’re on your own.
>[ ]Write in
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>>27053370
Holy shit, are you me? I was literally about to make the exact same post.
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>>27053370
We better upgrade that luck then. Maybe we'll remember physics before somebody dies by neck-snap.
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Rolled 9

>>27053376
>>[ ]Take her home
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>>27053376
>>[ ]Respond?
Batman
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>>27053376
"Like I said... I'm Batman."
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>>27053376
>[ ]Lay her down somewhere public near her home, so she can easily find her way back.

If we take her directly home, she'll easily find out who we are.
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>>27053376

Didn't you hear me? I'm batman

Then set her down and ask her what she'd like to do
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>>27053300
>not reading the rules after a dozen quests
Namefag pls go
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>>27053376
>[x]Respond?

A friend
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>>27053416
I'll second this
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Just throwing this out there

Parker purge:
Cost: parker luck X2
Resets parker luck to 0
resets Spectacular points to 0
resets Experience points to 0
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>>27053376
>>[x]Take her home
"Not important. Get home."
Then she watches us enter next door and proceeds to hikki up terrible fanfiction about us.
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>>27053376
>let her down, ask her what she’s like to do
"Someone who doesn't want to hurt you.

Now, do you want me to take you to the police station so you can report what happened?"

If not, then bid her farewell, climb onto a roof, and circle around without the mask on.

Ask her if she's alright.
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>>27053376
We are wearing the same goddamn clothing as before. Are we fucking sure this is MJ?

"Really? You haven't recognized me yet? Come on let's get you home."
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>>27053376
>Respond
"A Friend."
>Take her ass home, and give her a speech about responsibility on the way.
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>>27053427
I think adding Parker Luck to rerolls is a crap mechanic. Spectacular Points are a reward for being lucky, so we're penalized for using our luck.
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>>27053376
"Just a guy..."
>Get her far enough away to a good part of town, conveniently sort of close to our place.
"Do you know you're way home from here?"
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>>27053445
Are you implying she's cared enough to closely examine us?
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>>27053445
Well it seems like her hair is constantly covering her eyes not to mention we just swept in like the wind to save her.
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>>27053376
>[ ]Take her home

While mumbling a string of expletives with "I'm the goddamn batman" mixed in there somewhere.

We haven't exactly changed our clothes. She'll figure out who we are quick enough.
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>>27053457
Rerolling a roll gives us Parker Luck. I think we're spending a SP to cancel that luck.
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>>27053397
Do you mean upgrade SP? Because Parker Luck is a universal constant, it can't be changed.
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>>27053454
Ladies and Gentlemen, got along with this vote if you want her to find out our secret identity.
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>>27053376
>[ ]Respond?
A concerned New Yorker.
Also seconding this >>27053416
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>>27053376
"It's me, Peter Parker. I've kinda been working out a little, y'know, filling out. Christ, I got really fucking lucky, I thought my heart was gonna burst right out of my chest for a second there. Don't go running around wherever you feel like. This is New York, lots of, you know, poor people. Anyway, let's get you home. Anne is probably worried sick."
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>>27053445

That's what I was thinking she can even see our hair..
So sounds like a plan.
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>>27053385
Yes, Yes I am.
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>>27053376
>>[x]Take her home

Whats that one saying from princess bride?
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>>27053376
>batman
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>>27053376
"You really shouldnt be out here at night on your own you know?"
>Boom, leaving Parker guilt

Eitherway, you know we're still wearing the same clothes we just have a cloth over out face, she's not stupid. Just take off the cloth, "Are you ok MJ? Spooked me when you ditched me at the arcade"
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>>27053376
Ask her where to drop her off and then drop her off there.

Trust me, it raises a lot of questions when you drop someone off at their house when you're not supposed to have been there before.
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>>27053376
Eh, aside from that initial kick, which we can just play off as not being as impressive, we haven't really done anything superhuman.

I mean we dodged the fuck out of Flash Thompson initially, so we could just tell her that eventually we learned how not to get hit.

Plus we'd have to make a very difficult roll to maintain deception, and it just doesn't feel worth it to me.
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>>27053445
This.
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>>27053473
No, we EARN a point of PL every time we reroll, meaning if we reroll a 1, our PL stays the same, because we gained 1 PL to negate 1 PL.

All at the cost of using a SP
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>>27053502
stop seconding your own post.
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>>27053475
Dude, she didn't see us do anything THAT amazing.

It was more luck than anything else.
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>>27053509
Thanks for clearing that up. I jumped into this in the middle. I read the story but skip the other posts.
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>>27053445
>>27053494
Here, two people, about the same idea.
Maybe see if she wants to do something else instead of going right home though, get her a new hoodie.
>>27053517
We're butting heads this thread arnt we?
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>>27053525
No I was referring to the fact that we're revealing that we know where she lives and giving her more chances to hear our voice and recognize it.
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>>27053525
Honestly, I just want to see if she goes "...Peter?" then we can respond by laughing awkwardly and saying something like "You caught me. Luckily I've been dodging bigger goons then them at school."
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>>27053481
I'm feeling this.

I mean are you guys prepared to have a Very Hard Fellowhip Roll to just run up to her out of breath going "I've been looking all over for you, are you okay? What's that, a masked stranger wearing the exact same clothes I am just saved you? Gee willikers, I wish I didn't miss that."
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>>27053555
I don't, I want to drag as few people into this as possible.
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>>27053534
So you know then, the rules and our current character sheet's pastebins are linked in the opening post. Not to be too much of an ass, but it's pretty useful to read through those.
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>>27053553
I'm just saying that she has no reason to think that we're Spider-Man just because we're pretty agile.

Especially because in our one and only appearance, the only thing we did was break windows and shoot web.
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With a this fighting about MJ, made me dearly miss Qwen.
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>>27053376
"An ally of Justice. A warrior from hell. So you know... Batman or whatever."
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>>27053376
"You're date. Whom you may recall ditching."
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>>27053573
Yeah, I get that, and what I'm saying is that magically nowing her adress as well as giving her more chances to recognize our voice isn't going to help.
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>these three to four idiots who keep wanting to blurt out our secret identity
Ya let me know how that sort of thing usually goes.
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>>27053567
People? Reading? And understanding the them?

You're funny as hell man.
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>writing
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>>27053589
Dude, we're wearing the same clothes and shit, and we don't even have a hood on. She's going to recognize us unless we've somehow developed Super-Hypnosis.
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>>27053525
She watched us dive-kick off a rooftop onto a guy's back.

"You know my name. You've never known ~me~, but you know my name." --Pull off the cloth mask-- "Let's get you home. And if anyone asks what happened, a kind stranger saved us both. Not one word to May or Ben about this, got it?"
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>>27053553
I don't see why we need to keep our identity secret from her.

We didn't do anything obviously superhuman. All we did was sneak attack a guy, then trip some thugs and run away. Thats perfectly possible for a normal person to accomplish with a bit of luck.

Maybe if she knows it was us, she'll stop acting like a goddamn bitch to us all the time. There is no downside to being on good terms with your neighbors.
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>>27053603
Also, make me a very easy(+4) fellowship roll. 1d20+6,DC14.
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>>27053589
No I mean if she knows Peter Parker was the one who saved her, she won't think that that means we must also be Spider-Man.

Especially since we never actually fought anyone as Spider-Man.
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I'm Peter Parker, a few days ago I help foil that crimspree by the Black Cat infront of the media. My father was killed by Oscorp for the secrets he had, which he passed off to me before dying.

I also got bit by a radioactive spider when visiting Oscorp along with my friend Gwen Stacy, who's the daughter of the police chief.

My measurements are...
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Rolled 7 + 6

>>27053614
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Rolled 6 + 6

>>27053614
Spider-Friendship, GO!
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Rolled 7 + 6

>>27053614
>very easy
You won't fool me, Cos.
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Rolled 1 + 6

>>27053614
>very easy
Lets see what TEEGEE DICE have to say about that!
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Rolled 9 + 6

>>27053614
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Rolled 17 + 6

>>27053614
>Fairly easy.
Not tonight its not
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>>27053619
>>27053624
>>27053625
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT
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Rolled 20 + 6

>>27053614
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>>27053619
>>27053624
>>27053625
Two 13s and a 12. But it isn't all bad, at least we avoided this. >>27053626
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>>27053637
WRENLOOOOOOOOOOOOOFT!
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>>27053619
>>27053624
>>27053625
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>>27053626
Bullshit.
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>>27053594
>Ya let me know how that sort of thing usually goes.
There is no "secret identity" We're wearing the same clothes, we're recognizable, the top of our head is still the same for fuck's sake, we didn't do anything "super" except fall off a building ont a guy and then run like hell away from three guys. Don't lie for the sake of lying.
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>>27053635
We avoided the critfail. That's a win.
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>>27053626
Why weren't you earlier? ;_;
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>>27053612
A secret is better kept the less people know, wanting to keep people who can't fight the stuff we do out of it, plausible deniability, you can't unreveal a secret, but you can reveal one later all spring to mind.
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>>27053619
>>27053625
Can only failing by one mean she's just a little freaked out?
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>>27053652
No. It's just less of a loss.
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>>27053660
Nope.
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>>27053660
We did only fail by 1-2 points.
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>>27053651
So? If she can figure it out on her own, let her figure it out then. Having mild mannered Peter Parker come out of nowhere and act like Superman is going to set off some warning signals in the future.
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>>27053697
Who says we're mild mannered?

We weren't that at all to her.
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>>27053659
WHAT SECRET?

Its only a secret if we're doing Spiderman stuff. We didn't do any Spiderman stuff. We did Peter Parker stuff, which just happened to involve scuffling with some punks then running away.
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So I guess we up the number of people who know we're Spider-man to 2 then?

ah well, could be worse. At least we didn't get an serious wounds that would require hospitalization or a trip to the ER and possibly blow our cover even more.

And MJ is safe.

despite all the critfails.
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>>27053758
Not sure it could be worse, we failed the "keep this a secret ok" roll.
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>>27053659
Ah, yes, we certainly cannot let her know that the legendary superhero Peter Parkour is actually us, Peter Parker.

If the girl next door were to realize that Peter Parkour and Peter Parker were actually the same person, then everyone we know and love would surely explode into bloody chunks in an instant.
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>>27053758
...How does she know we're Spider-Man?

We only went out one time where we broke a window, tripped Black Cat, bitched about money, and then leaped back out the window.
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>>27053789
We also shot web.
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>>27053775
Or we could have just failed to stop her from crying since this whole situation is rather traumatizing.
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>Batman
>DC14,result 13-minimal failure
>You know who I am
>Take her home

You look down at her, trying to disguise your voice. “Like I said- I’m Batman.”

She seems to be snapping out of shock because she’s looking more irate, like usually as she sees through your bluff. “Who are you, really now?”

You look down at her with a raised eyebrow. “You know who I am.”

You take off the cloth covering your face as her eyes widen in surprise. “…Peter?”

You nod, adjusting her in your arms. “Now, let’s get you home.”

You navigate the way home through the storms, soaked to the bone, as you carry Mary Jane. Eventually you arrive at the door and set her down. She leans on you for a second, steadying herself, before you open the door and lead her in as she tries to keep her hoodie shut, easier as it seems to cling to her form now. Anna and Aunt May are in the living room, as is your uncle as they wait by the phone as their eyes, as one, turn to the two of you.

Aunt May and and Anna Watson seem to be in shock. “Peter?! Mary Jane?! What happened?!”

>[ ]Tell the truth
>[ ]Let Mary Jane tell them
>[ ]Write in
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>>27053710
Compared to jumping off roofs and beating the shit out of people, I'd say we are.

>>27053720
>>27053789
You're assuming we never will, that's the point. Revealing that we're capable and willing to do that kind of reckless shit will arouse suspicions in the future if we decide to become a superhero.

>>27053776
What I'm saying is that if it becomes an issue in the future, we can't take it back, on the other hand, we can reveal our identity at a late date.
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>>27053800
We tripped her -with- the web.

But yes, we made JJJ's floor kind of sticky as well.
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>>27053789
It doesn't matter if she knows we're spiderman. What matters is whether Norman Osborn somehow hears about this, like say his son passing on something he heard in school.
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>>27053805
>[x]Let Mary Jane tell them
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>>27053776
true that anon number 27053789, true that.
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>>27053805
>Let Mary Jane tell them

Also is our Spider-Sense STILL going off?

Because what is the deal with that.
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>>27053805
Let MJ do the telling
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>>27053813
Well disregard my post.
>>27053826
Yeah, and the more people who know the secret the harder it is to keep, and the more likely it is to leak.
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>>27053805
>[ ]Let Mary Jane tell them
"Ball's in your court, 'Tiger.'"
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>>27053835
MJ is clearly a witch, and her Wiccan powers are interfereing with our Spider Sense.
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Rolled 17 + 6

>>27053805
>[ ]Tell the half truth
Tell them MJ almost got attacked right when you found her then you grabbed her & took off. They don't need to know about the rider kick.
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>>27053805
>[ ]Let Mary Jane tell them
WHAT COULD GO WRONG
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>>27053857
Perhaps.

It definitely doesn't seem to have anything to do with her feelings.

Unless deep down she has a mental loop of "I wish everything around me dropped dead"
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>>27053805
>>[ ]Let Mary Jane tell them
Always Be Delegating. This way, if she lies, and our guardians don't believe her, we can get out of responsibility. But, if she lies, and our guardians do believe her, we snake by successfully.
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>>27053857
I GOT IT. She somehow generates bad luck, and our Spider Sense is trying to war us to keep the hell away from her, or else we'll catch more Parker Luck!
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>>27053805
>>[x]Write in

"MJ ran into some thugs, so I grab her and got out there as fast as we could."

Lets not out right lie, but lets not tell the whole truth. like how we drop off a building to kick some thug face and tried to beat up the rest. remember, half-truths.
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>>27053805
We briefly got separated while I was getting food. MJ was assaulted but luckily managed to escape. We should probably have her come down to the precinct and give a description in the morning.
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>>27053932
>waiting to file a report
NOPE
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>>27053932
Yeah, that's a good way to get George Stacey's attention!
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>>27053910
Heh, that would only be true if cosgrove made all the Pl we generate around MJ stick with her so it only affects us directly when she's around. Still screws over our family and friends though.
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>>27053805

Let Mary Jane tell them
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>>27053971
>>27053990
While we shouldn't volunteer, do you really want to pressure her into not telling anyone?
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The only point of deception at this stage is to hide "oh no bad shit happened!" not "oh no I hit a dude in the head and ran like hell!" For fuck's sakes, just because we're a wannabe superhero doesn't mean we have to lie literally all the time.

Remember, we're 17. How do you think everybody's going to react when they found out MJ nearly got assaulted?
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>>27054006
She probably won't want to file a report either. Just don't mention it, period.
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>>27054006
I'm not saying we shouldn't tell anyone. The problem is waiting to file the report. The longer you wait the less likely it is anything will come of it.
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>>27054006
Just tell her not to mention us, simple.

>>27053997
What if she emits bad luck like radiation, and it's slowly building up in our bodies?

The point I'm trying to make is that Parker Luck will make our hair fall out.
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>>27054021
I think she definitely got assaulted.

She nearly got something much worse.
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Tomorrow is still the weekend right?

Or is today Sunday?
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>>27054081
depends. Which time zone are you in?
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>>27054095
I meant In-Quest.
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>>27054042
The funny part is that black cat eventually does leak bad luck.
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>>27054042
>make our hair fall out.
So what you're saying is that if we build up enough PL, we unlock our full power and turn into Onepunch Man? Cool, we can hang out with Squirrel Girl and become the strongest superhero couple in the universe.
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>>27054134
Indeed. That belt buckle is awesome!
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>>27054098
No indication which day today is after a ctrl+f for saturday or sunday on the last thread. I might narrow it down if we know what day we met the priest guy (which was a yesterday).

Mind if I ask where this particular line of questioning is headed?
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>>27054253
I assume just seeing how much weekend we have left so we can do things like network and/or build.
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>>27054253
I'm wondering if MJ will have to go to her first day of being at a new school right after what happened tonight, or if there's a day for her to breathe, and for us to talk to her about things in a non-antagonistic matter.
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>>27054277
Oh and maybe build at least some of our costume.

The Pants and Gloves can't be THAT hard, can they?
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>[ ]Let Mary Jane tell them

You look over at Mary Jane. “You go ahead and tell them, but first can we get some towels? We’re both soaked like drowned rats.”

There’s a scuffle and before you know it, you’re both covered in, large fluffy towels as Mary Jane begins talking, her voice quiet. “Well, Peter was showing me around. Neither of us got along well all things considered, but he decided to take me to an arcade because he thought I’d have fun there- we played some games and after he beat me, I walked out-upset. I thought I could get home, but I got lost and some guys started tailing me.

“I-I tried to lose them in an alley, but they caught up to me. They said they would do things to me, so I tried to fight back and bit one of them on the arm. Then they got angry and tore my hoodie. It was dark and then Peter knocked them away- they didn’t notice him in the dark. While they were struggling to get up, he grabbed me and we ran as it rained. It took a little while but he led me home.

“It’s my fault, had I acted better, this never would have happened. I’m sorry, everyone.”

Gwen tells the story, and though her quiet voice is full of emotion, her eyes remain dull- that look of disinterest and spite in them. It’s unnerving, reminding you of your spider sense that still seems to go off. It takes a while but eventually a cop comes by and takes your statements.

The night wraps up and Mary Jane is led upstairs by her Aunt as you’re escorted home by your Aunt and Uncle. When you get inside, Uncle Ben pats you on the shoulder. “Things might not have gone well, but I’m proud of you, Peter. You’ve grown into a upstanding young man I’m proud to call my nephew.”

You give them a grateful smile as you head upstairs it get changed into some dry clothes. It’s Saturday night and you still have some time left.

>[ ]Go to bed early
>[ ]Work on costume
>[ ]Watch Tv
>[ ]Get a snack
>[ ]Write in
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>>27054314
>>[ ]Work on costume
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>>27054314
>>[ ]Work on costume
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>>27054314
>The night wraps up and Mary Jane is led upstairs by her Aunt as you’re escorted home by your Aunt and Uncle. When you get inside, Uncle Ben pats you on the shoulder. “Things might not have gone well, but I’m proud of you, Peter. You’ve grown into a upstanding young man I’m proud to call my nephew.”
Man, Uncle Ben praise should totally lower Parker Luck. It's like the Holy Grail of Spiderman rewards.
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>>27054314
>Gwen tells the story
I think you meant MJ
>[ ]Work on costume
We botched it last night might as well try again. What could go wrong?
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>>27054314
Can we just ask Aunt May and Uncle Ben what happened to Mary Jane that made her live here again?

Because it seems like something happened to her.

Something REALLY bad.

Maybe that would allow us to better understand her.
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>>27054345
You really want to tempt fate again tonight?
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>>27054314
Work on costume... We need a mask we can carry around.
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>>27054314
Can we go to the library and do some more planning/research for the Oscorp heist?
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>>27054314
>turn on the news for awhile.
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>>27054314
Can we... can we get a snack and bring it down to the workshop to do costume stuff?
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>>27054314
That kinda makes sense. It's a lot better than 'herpderp walk into an alley' that I previously though.

>>27054360
Silly anon, things can't go *right* for Spider-Man, they can only get worse.
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>>27054314

work on costume
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>>27054314
>[ ]Work on costume

SEE? SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE ACT NICE AND GO GOOD STUFF? UNCLE BEN BECOMES PROUD OF US, THATS WHAT! HELL YEAH!

Also, amusing typo there.
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>>27054361
...shit, you're right.

My bad.
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>>27054314
Sign up for some goddamn martial arts lessons so we don't accidentally kill someone if we ever actually get into a fight.
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>>27054404
I still don't think martial arts for normal people would be effective.
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>>27054399
All to heighten the emotional impact of his death Anon.
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>>27054314

Yeah, before we go work on our costume, ask the two of them why Mary Jane moved back in?
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>>27054362
I mean I'm thinking not just a messy divorce, but also abuse.

The kind of abuse that gets you put in jail for a long time.
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>>27054314
Lets work on some electronics.
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>>27054362

I'd like to see if Aunt May and Uncle Ben know anything either. We may not like MJ that much, but a childish bully going to this.. something's pretty wrong there.

Don't press it too much, but she is a relative of Aunt May's friend. If something bad happens this could affect her in some way.

Barring some life changing revelation, go ahead and work on the costume after that.
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>>27054425
Maybe, but if we learn the science behind it we can probably start developing our own techniques. Remember, we can bench something like 2 tons (I assume metric) right now, so we kind of need to learn not to overthrow our punches.
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If we roll a 1 for suicide, does that mean we become invincible? Since parker luck helps our foes against ourselves, would we get a parkerluck bonus for trying to commit harikari?

Hypothetically of course.
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>>27054314
>[ ]Write in
Seconding asking Aunt May and Uncle Ben why MJ isn't the MJ Peter remembers (while munching on a snack).

>>27054362
>>27054439
>>27054476
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>>27054485

You absolutely know we'd roll three 20s in a row for that.
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>>27054492
I wonder what's her mutant power?
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>>27054440
So... MJ is basically Amber from Shortpacked/DoA sans Amazi-Girl?

Jeez.
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>>27054538
giving us Parker Luck every time we're near her
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>>27054540
What makes you think she ISN'T Amazi-girl?
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>>27054540
>shitpacked
Pretentiousness and privilege checking at it's best. Almost sinfest level.
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>>27054404
Actually ww should study gymnastics.
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I wonder if Gwen came near Mary Jane, would Gwen's Spider Sense also tingle?

Or is it because we instinctively regard Mary Jane as an enemy, sort of like how the Symbiotes are immune to Spider Sense because we regard them as ourselves.

Too bad Gwen's too busy not talking to us so we can find out.
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>>27054362
Do. This. Now!
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>>27054524
Use Spectacular Points for a reroll, which we got from rolling 20's in the first place.

It's foolproof!
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>>27054578
Damn, that is something we need to test.

I wish Gwen would stop being all not-talky.
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>>27054566
>Pretentiousness and privilege checking at it's best. Almost sinfest level.
Let's not say things we can't take back.
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>>27054570
... You have to practice gymnastics. Studying it isn't going to make you better at it.
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>>27054601
>I wish Gwen would stop being all not-talky.
Maybe we should have thought of that before we acted like a greedy dick in JJJ's office and/or before we snogged Black Cat mere hours after admitting we like Gwen.
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>>27054314
"Thank you, Uncle Ben. But.... No more surprises OK? No more blind dates, no more meddling. I don't need this kind of stress in my life right now. And tell Aunt May that we're going to have a serious talk sometime soon."

>[ ] Work on costume. I suggest the Spider Man The End costume. Pic related.
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>>27054658
Look he made a deal, and we never said anything about letting Black Cat go free.

We just said "well she's already caught so if I don't get any money, why would I stick around?"

Also Black Cat came on to us. Just because she's probably a woman doesn't mean she wasn't the sexual aggressor.
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>>27054658
Gwen knew we needed the money and we caught Black Cat and handed her over to the cops.
As far as "snogging" goes; considering our age and how hard she came at us and forced herself on us we didn't do too bad for ourselves.
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>>27054680
THIS, SO FUCKING MUCH!
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>>27054622
I am a retard. Still it would be a good idea to practice moving in 3 dimension.
Martial arts is designed for people at near or on the ground
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>>27054362
>Serial Killer with the focus on red isn't Cletus Cassidy, but is instead MJ's father.
>Or, MJ's father IS Cletus Cassidy. We then struggle to avoid a Goblin/Hobgoblin legacy scenario. And fail.

....This is why I hate horror stories. My mind is too goodat them.
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>>27054685
>so if I don't get any money, why would I stick around?
And then we got out money
And we didn't stick around
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>>27054680
Yeah, lets make the uniform Spider-Man wears when he dies. That's a good omen.
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>>27054680
My thoughts as well.

I think it meets the description of a fairly basic costume while still being both durable and kind of flashy (check dat custom jacket).

Kind of weird that we'd start with the Last, but it's a good fucking costume.
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>>27054701
Or MJ has a split personality as was suggested earlier.
New universes are fun.
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>>27054680
I agree fully with this post.
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>>27054699
Swimming, dude. Especially deep-diving. 3-D movement, full body workout, operating in limited visibility where we have to trust our other senses under pressure. And Peter's body is totally primed for Spider-Otter-Mode.
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>>27054709
Hey it's also what he wore when he went full Punisher, and just started straight-up murdering villains.
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>>27054708
Why should we have stuck around?

She was handcuffed and in police custody. We had no reason to stay after that point, because we assumed the esteemed NYPD would be competent enough not to let her instantly escape.

We were wrong about that, but its hardly our fault.

We've been over this a couple times now.
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>>27054732
Yeah I love AUs. Just the fact that she's a shut-in is a nice twist on the old formula.
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>>27054755
I love the uniform, I really do, but it's definitely a "Bad End" uniform.
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>>27054712
Oh while I agree with the costume, I don't agree with giving Ben and May a hard time right now.

I mean come on.
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>>27054712
>Kind of weird that we'd start with the Last, but it's a good fucking costume.
It is. It's the kind of thing Spidey would have worn had he been created later, instead of in the 'all heroes must wear the colors of the flag no matter what' days. And it's functional. There's room there for armored padding (especially if our webbing has serious tensile strength and can be packed into gel-packs with some corn starch and water for impact dissipation), the jacket can be reversible for quick changes into civie clothes, and there's pockets to actually carry stuff in.
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>>27054755
...What the fuck is Wolverine doing on this page, acting like he has the right to judge ANYONE for ANYTHING.
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>>27054749
That makes a lot of sense.
We wouldn't quite get the same feel for our movement, but it could definitely work.
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>>27054828
....Man I hope Kaine kills Kraven
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>>27054851
Don't we all?
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>>27054851
Are you talking about the current Scarlet Spider arc? Because that picture is Peter.
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>>27054828
This page annoys the hell out of me for too many reasons.
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>>27054828
Looking kind of familiar Peter...
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>>27054810
Plus constantly wearing our costume under our clothes?

That can't be good for the skin, because spandex doesn't breathe, does it?
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>>27054870
yes I am
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>>27054828
How in the hell is this professional comic design?
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>>27054894
As someone who was a Universal Spider-Man actor for a spell... no it does not. No body suit really does.
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>>27054680
Personally, I like the Ghost Spider costume.
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>>27054895
I kinda hope he doesn't. We need a good Spider out there somewhere.
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>>27054949
Always remember /tg/
That deep deep down in all of us... there is a skeleton just waiting to burst out.
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>>27054894
>>27054922
buy some god dam corn starch, and treat it like a gimp suite
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>>27054977
... I do not have a gimp suit, but maybe I can ask my wife how she treats he leathers?
... except wait no; they're all pleather for easy cleaning.
I have no idea what you're getting at; and I'm pretty sure you putt corn starch on anything and put it on your body you're going to end up it a sticky white film or at least a lot of crumbles.
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>Work on Costume
>Ask about Mary Jane
>Snack

There’s still time for you to get some work done on your costume, so you should do that. Before that, however, you should get a snack. You head downstairs and go to the kitchen. Seems like Uncle Ben’s upstairs, but Aunt May is in the kitchen, making tea.

You have the opportunity, so you should ask about this- its been bugging you. “Hey, Aunt May, can I ask you a question?”

Aunt May pours herself a cup of tea and sits down at the table, gesturing for you to join her. “Of course, Peter. What is it?”

“What made Mary Jane move back in? Not only that, but.. She’s very different from the Mary Jane I remember.”

Aunt May grows pensive before nodding. “I probably shouldn’t tell you- it isn’t my place. But I asked Anna that myself. There was trouble with her family- her father, Philip- Anna’s brother. We has a professor, you see. But, as the years went on the relationship between him and his family… soured. He became a cruel man, abusive. It took years to get Medeline, Mary Jane’s mother to admit to it.

“But by then… the damage was already done. Madeline and Mary Jane tried to live on their own, but as the years went on, Madeline’s health declined. She just passed away a little while ago, actually. With her father never allowed to be near her by court order- there was only two places to go- Anna’s home or a foster family.”

Aunt May lifts her tea and looks into it, looking old and weary. “That’s why I wanted you to go today, Peter. I wanted you to help Mary Jane out of the shell she was in. I didn’t want to say anything beforehand because you didn’t really like Mary Jane, and I didn’t want you only to spend time with her out of pity- she deserves better than that.”

>(1/2)
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>>27055049
Aunt May sets down her teacup and looks at you. “More importantly, there’s another matter I need to discuss with you. I know you’ve overheard that we’ve had a few problems with Bills, Peter and you’ve emptied out your funds you’ve been saving for your car. I appreciate what you want to do, but Ben’s just gotten a raise, its why he’s been working so much lately, and they won’t be an issue anymore.

“That money is yours and neither Ben nor I will accept it. You should save it and use if, if not on a car, then something like your college funds. I know we should be more direct with you Peter and that our subterfuge has hurt you- so I decided to go ahead and tell you.”

She finishes her tea and washes out the cup before walking over to you and giving you a kiss on the forehead. “I love you, Peter. You might not be our son, but we’ve raised you like it nevertheless. I’m proud of you.”

She gets up and goes over to a cabinet and opens it, revealing their safe, before opening it and pulling out something- a sealed envelope. She hands it to you with a sad look.

“Your mother and father gave this to me before they left on that ill-fated plane trip. They said to give it to you when I thought you were mature enough. So, I’m giving it to you, Peter.”

She hands it to you and heads towards the doorway, looking back. “I’ll head to bed so you can have some privacy, Peter. Try to get some sleep, dear.”

You look down at the envelope. From your parents?

You grab your snack and head down to the basement, where you originally planned to work on your costume. You lock the door behind you and head downstairs.

>[ ]Open the envelope
>[ ]Eat snack
>[ ]Work on costume
>[ ]Write in
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>>27055067
>open the envelope

Hello computer password.
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>>27055067
>[ ]Open the envelope
did somebody say MYSTERY BOX?
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>>27055067
>[ ]Open the envelope

I mean really, is there another option?
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>>27055082
Like that won't bite us in the ass.
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>>27055067
>Fuck the costume open the envelope
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>>27055067

Open the envelope
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>>27055067
>Eat the Envelope
>Work on Snack
>Open Costume
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>>27055067
>[x]Open the envelope
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>>27055093
What like there is a radioactive spider in the envelope that's going to bite us in the ass.
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>>27055119
We become Spider Man V3.
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>>27055067
>[ ]Open the envelope
Just to sate Peter's curiosity. No way would this contain the password for the hard drive. It's not that easy, isn't it?
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>>27055067
>Hug Aunt May
"You know I love you guys and you can tell me anything... we're a family."

>we headed downstairs
Well I guess we open the envelope real quick then then get to work.
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>>27055114

OPEN THE ENVELOPE

WHAT'S IN THE BOX
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>>27055114
The box! The box!!
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>>27055067

> Open the envelope.

The costume's not going anywhere, the snack's not going anywhere, and writing in isn't going anywhere.

Aunt May thinks he's mature enough to read this now. We know our parents may have gotten up to some shady things, but Peter's parents seem to have done their best to treat him right. Let's see what they had to say- Leaving this means they might have known they might not have been coming back.
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>>27055136
It in fact contains a series of riddles that will lead us to the password.

Because our parents were paranoid as shit.
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>>27055119
>"We got you spiders; hundreds of spiders! They're freeze dried though so just soak them in hard water. Because they're radioactive. Man I wish they'd make a song with that title... anyway Peter I give you the gift of hundreds of semi alive preserved radioactive spiders. Use them well or put them in a girls hair or whatever."
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>>27055152
The snack could go somewhere. Could attract bugs or mice.
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>>27055138
"Then why haven't you told us you're Spider-man Peter?"
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>>27055165
"...Oh God, our dad was insane."
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>>27055165
>flips over note
>"SPIDERS!"
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>>27055167
"Uncle Ben you and I have both read enough Action Comics to know how that goes..."
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>Madeline and Mary Jane tried to live on their own, but as the years went on, Madeline’s health declined. She just passed away a little while ago, actually.

...I think Mary Jane might be Hazmat.
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>>27055202
Someone would have noticed if she was radioactive/poisonous if it was over a period of years.
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>>27055186
"With Great Power comes Gret Responsibility" that's going to be the password I bet.
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So when Mary Jane shows up to school on Monday, will she be as she is now, or will she have put on the act of being the peppy bombshell she is most of the time?
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>>27055196
"Just don't be a lazy pussy next time there's a mugger. Now if you excuse young man. I have to go have old people sex with your Aunt. Get you that little brother you asked for when you were six."
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>>27055262
No, "With great power comes many spiders."
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>>27055284
Only, it would be a cousin
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>>27055262
"With Great Power comes even Greater Power if you're not a pussy."

>It was at that point that Peter suspected his parents weren't on the up and up.
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So, given that our Parker Luck is at 5, how much do you want to bet that MJ's father is going to get that restraining order lifted. And that we got followed home.
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>>27055202
This would be surprisingly awesome.
Also-
SPIDERS!
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>>27055284
"AND THAT DR. SAMSON WAS THE DAY I STARTED SCREAMING AND NEVER STOPPED"
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>>27055308
One night.

One awful night.
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>[ ]Open the envelope

You open the envelope and remove its contents- there’s a letter in there. You unfold it and begin reading it.

-“Dear Peter

-“This is your mother, and I’d like to write this message to you so that, one day, you might understand us a little better because if you’re reading this, there is no doubt we have already passed on. Your father and I, we are undercover agents of a branch of the government- the Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division.

-“There’s been a number of incidents we’ve been involved in. Recently your father has begun working under Norman Osborn- to observe the man and his goals. However, after an experiment your father refused to finish, we had become… expendable. It is likely he will be watching you so if you feel like your life is ever in mortal danger, there is an individual you must contact.

-”He might seem rude and hard to deal with, but he cares about all of his employees. His name is Nick Fury- the director of our division. He isn’t a man to involve over trivial things, but he can get you, May, and Ben to safety- new identities with protection. This is only a last resort, mind you, but If you have this- you’re mature enough to judge when that is.

Oh, and your father, Richard, wants me to make sure you know something. He says it’ll be very important and to remember it when the time comes- you mustn’t forget this-

-”With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility.

-“I love you my son, be safe, be happy.

-“Mary Parker”-

>actions?
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>>27055299
"Now Peter. Peter. PETER! Jesus get the croissants out of your ears frenchie... anyway Peter it's me. You're dad. I'm a ghost or a computer or whatever. I don't know how Fallout things are right now. Man that was a good game... oh right right... anyway I'm here to deliver you a message from beyond the graaaaaaave oooooooooooooo... "With great power, comes a great deal of spiders." Not like a buy one get one deal, I'm talking numerical. Like a lot of spiders; a shitload or a fuckton. Whatever. So ya. In conclusion Peter, just come in a little closer... ya in conclusion; SPIDERS! AHH! That's about it. Later."
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>>27055421
lel
>>27055262
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>>27055421
>Let the weight of the letter hit us, then immediatly scramble to boot up the computer and Hard Disk image and try out that phrase as a password
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>>27055421
...Let's just sit in the chair and stare at that letter some.
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>>27055421
Goddamn dad. You really like Voltaire don't' you?
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>>27055421
space out over the fact our parents were Secret Agents

we could have been Spy Kidz damn it!
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>>27055469
Also apparently our dad was paranoid enough that he didn't leave any mention of being a government agent in his bag of blueprints.
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>>27055421
the hard drive pass word is WGPCGR
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>>27055421
>Dick Parker
>Dick Park
heh

Oh; wonder how the hell Nick Fury would even be contacted and then pull out that computer.
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>>27055421
Wait, how do those guns they're holding work? There's no separation between the slide and the frame, it's just one piece of metal. So, how do they work?
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>>27055421
Fold the letter and tuck it away. Then cry.
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>>27055504
Lasers. Duh.
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>>27055421
So apparently as good as Nick Fury was said to be, not only was he unable to stop Norman Osborn from getting our parents killed, but neither he nor SHIELD could take Osborn down afterwards.

...I think Norman Osborn just ratcheted up the threat-o-meter.
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>>27055504
Seriously? Comic books artists are allergic to guns. Even the tracers.
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>>27055421
Google "Nick Fury"
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>>27055515
Don't fuck with stormen; norman
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>>27055421

deep breath, turn on computer, turn off wifi, plug in hard drive. begin with the folded portion of the photo graph from several threads ago, and begin trying to crack the hard drive.

Norman Osborn murdered our parents...

Norman Osborn murdered our parents...

Norman Osborn murdered our parents...

And his company would murder us if it knew we had super powers...

We have super powers...

Norman Osborn murdered our parents...

Mr. Smythe is about to be hung upside down from a very very high and secluded place...and we are going to have words.

We have to tell Gwen...this is proof positive...shit...shit...shit...

We tell her everything about the black cat...but in softer detail, we martial our resources...

We...perhaps cry a little?

Try not to cry...

Cry...a lot.
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>>27055550
Fucking 90's. Of course I ate that shit up in the 90s but I had usually had shit taste as a kid
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>>27055536
Norman Osborn murdered our parents, yes.

But in ten years, a clandestine government agency was unable to bring him to justice.

That's the important thing.
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>>27055550
Man there is a lot of stupid looking super heroes but fuck this guy
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>>27055578
Nah he's great.
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>>27055521
NSA tracks Peter's browsing activities and has forwarded this information to S.H.I.E.L.D.
Well, at least we'll be meeting the man sooner than later.
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>>27055586
The Summers family tree is fucked up
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>>27055521
Not at our home computer.

Also while attaching the hard drive, be sure to do the same thing we did the first time to make sure it's completely secure.
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>>27055598
If Nick Fury's trustworthy, it's not a problem. If he's not trustworthy, it was going to be a problem sooner or later anyway.
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>>27055598
"The fuck you think you're doing torrenting the entire series of Seinfeld? You can get that shit off Netflix. And "Mating rituals of spiders" "How to build costumes" "Best sandwich shops in NYC" You're into some weird stuff kid."
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>>27055536
Look, Norman Osborn is more than just a corrupt businessman who bumped off some snooping employees.

He killed secret agents and got away with it.

What can someone like us do against that, powers or no powers?
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Just thought of something...Harry.

Oh goodness Harry. Norman put him in school...the same school as us. Norman Osborn lives in Manhattan, what is he doing sending his kid to a public school in Queens? Harry can't know...he doesn't know...does he...

...

We need Gwen...we need the one person we can vent to about all of this...I don't think peter has ever felt more alone than right fucking now.
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>>27055655
we could just swing up to his penthouse and kill him in cold blood
But nooooooo, that would be to easy
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For all we know Osborn is dead and replaced with LMD due to killing off SHIELD agents, so let's try and avoid going all Book Conservatory on his ass
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>>27055686
...Actually, that's a good point. Why DON'T we just kill the joker? I mean, Norman Osborn?
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>>27055681
Well ya we brought up all of this when we first found the hole in the wall.
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>>27055655
Secret agents are secret for a reason. If they disappear without evidence you can't spring shit.
That said. We need to take matters into our own hands.. it's time to become punisher spider-man..

We've got a Norman Osborn and Mr Smythe to hang.
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>>27055681
...Dude, you're like a couple weeks late.

Also Osborn could just... not really give a shit about his son.
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>>27055719
Because if you kill someone plot important you can never truely be a hero
or some bullshit like that
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>>27055722
>>27055686
>>27055719
That is not the direction I was planning on going in.

Just because our costume might be the same as Bad Future Spider-Man, doesn't mean we have to -become- Bad Future Spider-Man.
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>>27055719
If we can get a SHIELD sanction to do it I say go for it. Otherwise I say we hire the Canadian and tell him our sob story.
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>>27055421
This brings us to the most important question of the entire quest...

IS NICK FURY WHITE OR BLACK?!
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>>27055598

We can guarantee S.H.I.E.L.D. already knows about Peter and May and Ben if Mary and Richard worked for them.

The question is, I guess, do we want them to know that we know that they know.
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You don't just kill someone high profile like that; no you expose them, destroy them, bleed them; get the public crying out for their blood. Then and only then do you strike.
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>>27055738
Who cares about being a hero? This guy killed our parents, as far as we know. Lets put on our Bad End costume and go murder the ass!
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>>27055763
I hope its Punisher Max fury.
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>>27055763
Theres a white nick fury?
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>>27055737
Or both, which seems pretty likely to me.
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>>27055763
No one knows.

There are actually two one-eyed spies named Nick Fury, to throw off the enemy.
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>>27055754

Doesn't mean we have to be canon either. We know who's order did our parents in, and we have the ability to do something about it.

We need to.
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>>27055770
So... we do a reverse Dr. Wily on him?
Possibly to the tune of the Hounds?
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>>27055775
speaking of which maybe we'll meetFrank one of these days
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>>27055782
...I kinda hate you.
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>>27055738
Killing Norman Osborn would be like publicly killing Bruce Wayne. It would kill any and all chance of anyone assuming you are either a mindless psychopath or a corporate assassin.

The Westboro Baptist Church would be held in more regard than Spiderman would be if we did it.
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>>27055763
Probably Asian
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>>27055792
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>>27055566
Well, canonically they were never declared dead, just missing in action. So it might be a bit ambiguous if they are dead, even to SHIELD. Who knows, maybe they faked it so they could defect somewhere. Also, they had lots of enemies, not just Osborn. Depending on how this continuity handles the legacy of the 1940s-era supers, they could have been killed by the Red Skull. The timing could just be coincidence.
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>>27055773
Dude no.

You think no one put hits out on him before?

If we try to do that, I think it'll go about as well as the time in Spectacular Spider-Man where Peter first fought Tombstone.

Which reminds me, I REALLY hope Tombstone is Spectacular.
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>>27055796
All versions of nick fury ive seen are black
All the cartoons movies and comics
Im really sorry if ive missed something really cool
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>>27055655
Sneak into his house in the middle of the night and twist his head off like a bully with a Ken doll?
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>>27055773
>>27055789

So you want to make an enemy of SHIELD, and by extension The Avengers?
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>>27055801
What's more important? Our image or avenging our parents? Lets forget this "Spectacular" or "Amazing" nonsense and lets be the Avenging Spider-Man!
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>>27055823
>Im really sorry if ive missed something really cool
Yes, about 40 years worth of Marvel comics.
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>>27055837
Why Avenging when we could be Superior.
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>>27055837
Thinking things through.
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>>27055789
No we fucking don't.

Not yet.
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>>27055844
jesus
not everyone has read the comics
i would if i could find a torrent file of them
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>>27055823
Yeah, I know... Nick Fury was/is a badass who got replaced by "Nick Fury Jr." based on Samuel L. Jackson.
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>>27055837
...Revenge is for morons, moron.

Justice is what it's all about.
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>>27055837
Depends wether you want unofficial SHIED backing and support or you want to test yourself against Fury's wrath.
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>>27055770
>You don't just kill someone high profile like that; no you expose them, destroy them, bleed them; get the public crying out for their blood. Then you ensure that they walk away scot-free.
ftfy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LChtBpTjvTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJWXbtTBZ2I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLCj6TmFCmo
>>27055790
Mah nigga.
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>>27055801

That can be averted with a change of costume.
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>>27055861
This.
You REALLY want to stick it to Norman? You burn his world to ash. Slowly. Subtly. You set up the dominos and push down one. Then he sets off the rest. We don't need to go murder our best friends dad. That wouldn't work out well for us in any universe.

>>27055873
You asked if you missed anything cool and I gave you your answer. A boatload of really neat classic comics. Stop getting so defensive.
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>>27055465

Bah!

It's not like anyone close to Peter has died or anything.

This lesson can take a back burner - to something important that never has repercussions!

Revenge!
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>>27055823
read Steranko's stuff
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>>27055873
>In a comic book based quest
>Hasn't read the comic books.
Son...
>>27055892
The Hounds and the Stand were my favorites of both albums. I love me a good villain song.
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>>27055896
Wasnt saying it in a aggressive way i was genuinely surprised that ive never heard of a white nick fury until now
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>>27055896
This. Norman always gets bit in the ass by Karma in the end, usually he ends up impailed on his glider through no fault of Peter's.
Let's just let fate deal with him.
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>>27055893
No, it would require us giving up every costum and our web shooters. And never using our stickiness again.
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What the fuck is with the people tonight?

First it's 'fuck giving a shit about MJ', then it's 'let's just try and straight-up murder Norman Osborn because fuck the future our parents gave us'
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>>27055823

Alright GreenEggsAndSlam, time for you to go to /CO/llege.

Nick Fury was introduced in Marvel (then Timely) Comics back during WWII as Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos. He was a white guy. In the 60's his stories continued as an Agent of Shield, where it was super science super hero spy stories with a particularly psychedelic art bent for many an issue.

Eventually, Nick Fury became director of Shield, but not before he got his hold of the Infinity Formula, which stalled his aging process, the formula was keyed to him, and I think the creator is dead, so they can't make it for other folks.

So, as Director of Shield he deals with Super Hero BS along with Spy vs Spy problems. This continues until he is ousted rather recently.

In the Ultimate Marvel continuity, the character is Black and based off of Samuel L Jackson (who later portrayed the character on the big screen) with origins tied to the Ultimate Universe's Super Soldier Program.

Back in mainstreme marvel continuity, the bastard Son of Nick Fury just became an agent of shield, and he's black & looks like Samuel L Jackson...and he's partnered with Coulson.

COMICS EVERYBODY
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>>27055942
It's the end of summer, they're trying to push in as much retardation as possible before school starts.
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>>27055757
I assume you mean Wolverine, yes? In canon he was friends with the Parkers. We might not even have to hire him, just call him up. Though I guess that depends on if Logan exists in this universe. Based on the comment on Professor Xavier, it seems that while mutants do exist, the genetic factors that go into their creation are so complex as to make them incredibly rare. Then again, Wolverine's origins in the 19th century means that he doesn't really have to be tied to the concept of the mutant boom to work. In that case he's just a complete anomaly, which kind of fits his nature as a half-feral beastman.
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>>27055942
Well the murder norman thing is a pretty standard thought to have right now for anyone. Planning and carrying it out though; I doubt we will and if we do, things will only get darker.
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>>27055933
After killing Gwen. And then he comes back and kills God knows how many more people. Lets get our vengence and retire.
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>>27055942
The Edgy fuckers from /a/ that shit up BLEACH quest once the manga went on hiatus discovered Cosgrove has a second quest.
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>>27055940
We don't use anything with Spider emblems. We don't get caught using our stickiness.
We don't use webshooters.

We stick a knife in his neck.
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>>27055681
duh. He's using Harry as a way to keep tabs on us. Maybe Harry knows. Maybe not. I'm inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt.

>>27055773
Please, we're smarter than that. We have our father's notes. We have an 'in' with his company. And we know more about the Internet than he does. A spider-powered break in (maybe with Black Cat's help?), a quick upload, and every company on earth that doesn't recognize US patent law (which is most of the asian ones) will be churning out cheap knockoffs of everything Oscorp makes. Forwarded to Stark Industries, along with the contract details so Stark can under-bid them. Every dirty deal emailed straight to the CIA, NSA, IRS, CDC (bet they'd like to know about a certain batch of spiders....), FDA (them too), BBC, NBC, NRA, WBC, and anyone else with better than 56kbps internet connection. All those weapon designs Norman was working on for the military? We don't want to kill Norman Osborn. We want to DESTROY him. Strip away everything he has, bury him in a deep dark hole cursing a faceless shadow he can never identify.
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>>27055951
hum sounds like a cool character i guess ill look at his wiki later to get a better detail on his backstory
T-thanks
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>>27055951
Also worth nothing that Ultimate aka "Black Fury" is modeled that way SPECIFICALLY so Samuel L. could play him. Yes Ultimate was not only built to be a more "realistic" Marvel U, but as a platform for a cinematic universe.
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>>27055980
The instant we start doubting harry is the instant he starts being Daddy's little boy.
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I'm a terrible person for suggesting this, but a better question would be: "Is this version of Nick Fury a he or a she?"
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>>27055980
That assumes that Norman Osborn keeps everything on one insecure computer.

Which is... what?

Besides, Norman Osborn defeats himself eventually.
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>>27056006
"Nicky Fury"
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>>27055974
Bleach Quest isn't edgy. At all.
Where this sudden explosion of teen angst came from though DOES reek of /a/ and /b/ though.
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Us kill someone?
We can barely handle three thugs.
What the hell are we gonna do against the ceo of a huge multinational?
Plus we have no proof osborn killed our parents. They were spies. Spies do not have safe lives.
> walk over to gwens house. Bring the laptop.
> tell her we might have found out why our parents died.
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>>27055893
Right, because we'll totally be able to hide our abilities and technology from fucking SHIELD. Which will eventually employ fucking TONY STARK.

That's a plan that can in no way backfire.
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Lets just look at the fuxking hard drive before we get ahead of ourselves ok?
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>>27056036
We don't own a laptop.
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>>27055971
Yes, and Gwen has Spider Powers here, which means she has less chance of getting her neck snapped falling off a bridge when she can web swing away.
Just let fate get him.
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>>27055951
Wasn't there some detail about how people who received blood transfusions from Fury back when he first got the Infinity Formula benefited from it, too? I think that's the reason why Dum Dum Dugan is still alive. Though that does have the worrying implications that the Infinity Formula was probably also sexually-transmissible back then, if it can cross fluid barriers like that. Nick Fury used to be able to fuck so hard it would add years to your total life span. Think about it.
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>>27056039
We don't even need tp infiltrate his building to get to him.. We could be more subtle.. like tampering with his breaks so that they fail.. or making a carbomb..

We're engineers right?
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>>27056039

We need to become a young rising star of the sciences...we need to destroy Osborn...lets build the best model Arc Reactor that ever got entered into the Mid Town High Science Fair...

A Model Arc Reactor that is a fuel clip away from being semi fuctional.
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>>27056024
Exactly.
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>>27055837
The dead, do not suffer. To make Norman Osborne pay, we must make him suffer, as none have suffered before. We will destroy his life, tear down EVERYTHING he is, and then, when he has nothing else, he will come to us. Only then, will we reveal the truth. That WE were the architect of his demise. And then, when his despair can grow no greater, only then will we kill him.
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>>27056079
>making a carbomb
Right, because let's make it a trivial matter for the normal crappy cops to find us. This plan is in no way getting more retarded as time goes by.
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>>27056054
Wow we really are poor.
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>>27056098
...Are you assuming that he's an idiot?
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>"I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid."

Now quit all that edgy murder talk and put on your bigboy pants, it's time to get to work when/if Cosgrove shows back up.
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>>27056098

Wait guys...it just struck me...don't you see where this path leads.

"We'll make him bleed and suffer for what he's done"

We'll show him...we'll show them...we'll show them all...it begins...

...

Once we've had HD shenanigans...we need to tell Gwen.
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>The Hard drive

You sit there for minutes, maybe- though it feels like hours. You blink back the tears- No, right now, you have to be stronger than tears. More than just a man. Norman Osborn can kill those well enough and, more than anything, if you tried just to kill him in revenge- you’ll destroy the future you have built for yourself- the future that your parents tried to preserve for you.

You go over to the hard drive and take it out and go and take the computer, its easy to repeat the process now that you know how to do it, and shut down anything that can hook up to the internet before connecting the hard drive and turning it on.

The Screen pops up with the password command and you enter it, just like the letter

With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility.

It takes a moment after you enter it- and you worry, but then the words pop up

“Hello, Peter”

And there’s folders, most of them are listed as ‘decrypting.’

There’s only two folders available-

>[ ]The Suit
>[ ]Nick fury
>[ ]Log out
>[ ]Write in
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>>27055951
I've always preferred this explaination:
He's Nick. Fucking. Fury. He's THE SPY. He defined the word. Literally, he held a gun to the head of the guy writing Webster's Dictionary in 1955 and told him what to write in that entry. He was an elite commando in WW2 exposed to a Nazi experiment while gunning them down in a hidden fortress. Made him immortal. He's spent the last 60 years living in the shadows and hunting threats to world peace that the regular government isn't cleared to know exist. He knew about Skrulls before the Fantastic Four did. He had his own platoon of werewolf marines/assassins. His secrets have secrets from his other secrets. He's The Question, Batman, Alfred, The Phantom, Xanatos and and Wolverine all mashed together with all the bullshit cut out with the handle of a rusty steak knife.
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>>27056142
Shut the fuck up with your everything.
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Why can't I hold all this edgy?
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>>27056144
>>[ ]Nick fury
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>>27056144
>The Suit
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>>27056144
>[ ]The Suit
This looks interesting.
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>>27056144
>Nick Fury
Only logical option given the letter.
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>>27056144
The Suit then Nick Fury.
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>>27056147
So, he's like a less badass version of Billy Waugh?
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>>27056144
>[ ]Nick fury
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>>27056098
Yeah no. All of that, that's just to make us feel better, like we have the power to control the monster that hurt us. It's a waste of time and effort. A monster in our midst that cannot be transformed into something less dangerous is akin to a rabid dog let loss in a nursery school. You don't beat the dog for biting the children, you humanely and quickly as possible put it down. You regret the necessity later, but it's what must be done.
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>>27056144
>[ ]The Suit
Now we're gonna make some REAL progress.
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>>27056144
>[x]The Suit
Things aren't bad enough to need to call Nick just yet. He's our but-out plan.
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Why is everyone talking about killing Norman Osborn?

It's shit like that that leads to Bad End Spidey.

We get his ass thrown in jail until he's dead, or damn near close to it. Spider-Man does NOT kill, people... Well, on purpose. He always seeks to apprehend criminals and let the penal system cover the rest of the bases.

>But the NYPD is totally incompetent! Remember Black Cat?

One time. ONE TIME. we saw them in action. Yes, it didn't leave the best impression, but let's have a little faith in the police, eh?
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>>27056144
The suit. What suit did you make, Mom and Dad? What's so important about it that it's ranked on the same level as knowledge of Nick Fury?
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>>27056193
>Spider-Man does NOT kill, people...
We're not that Spider-Man yet. We don't have to ever be that Spider-Man.
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>>27056144
>[ ]The Suit

"Hmm...I wonder if this is that suit mentioned in the notes."
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>>27056197
And why the hell is "Nick Fury" we must be wondering.
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>>27056193
We don't have to be the same saint he was in the comic books. Hell, don't base it off Bad End Spidey, because time travel and all that bullshit is almost always played out fucking retarded, like with bad end spidey.
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>>27056182
In my defense, I was seeing how many people would take me seriously and support my rant. I mean it's one long drawn-out Call of Duty reference for god's sake. I didn't put in a disclaimer because that would have ruined the joke.
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>>27056193
Not everyone is. Personally I'm against it with the exception of very specific circumstances, but I don't think this mess is worth airing my views in. I expect most posters are steering clear, though I'm sure I could be wrong.
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>>27056144
look at
>[x]The Suit
Are we able to call Gwen first? Even if she doesn't pick up leave a message telling her we've got some important stuff to discuss and we should need to meet up at the earliest possible convenience
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>>27056219
Nick Fury was mentioned in Mary Parker's letter. We know he's the head of SHIELD.
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>>27056222
>saint
>for not murdering people in cold blood
Cut myself on all that edge.
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>>27056144
> the suit
Symbiot hoooo!
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>>27056228
No. She's avoiding us for a reason. Stop by her house tomorrow if you need to talk.
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>>27056209
Let's freaking hope not. With all the edgy idiots talking about making Norman pay, I worry that Peter's going to end up being just another edgy emo animu bullshit mary-sue.

We take Norman down, but we don't kill him. We can beat the everloving fuck out of him, because god knows he deserves it, but if and when Norman begs for us to end it, to end him, we deny him that mercy. Then we hand him over to SHIELD.
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>>27056238
Symbiote + 5 PL
I don't think we're getting a blank Symbiote my friend.
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>>27056234
Not even god can save everyone. If you want to hold yourself to that standard, then don't fuck it up.
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>>27056144
>The Suit

Now, let's not get confused with the talk about how the only reason 616 Spider-Man went bad was because Peter Parker coped EXTREMELY poorly with finding out it was alive.

Ultimate Symbiote can suck a bag of dicks, and it looks like that's the one we're dealing with, if our dad invented it and it isn't goo from space.
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>>27056279
>No it's just the concentrated remains and souls of our parents warped and made bestial by Norman. As a joke.
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>>27056278
...What the fuck does that have ANYTHING to do with killing someone out of revenge for something they did a decade ago?
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>>27056279
Ultimate version was made by Richard Parker.

it eats people
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>>27056010
>That assumes that Norman Osborn keeps everything on one insecure computer.
But Norman is a control freak. There's no way his personal computer wouldn't have access to all his company's files. The hard part is getting in to it.
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>>27056279
616 Symbiote, I mean.
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>>27056234
Well, a revenge murder is hardly cold blood. Which is my main objection to it. Peter doing something awful because he has no other option for dealing with a threat? Fine. I'm okay with that level of edginess in my Spiderman. But Peter obsessing over his desire to hurt and kill a man? Leaving aside issues of morality, it would kill our protagonism. We'd reduce Pete to being more of a foil to Gwen, from a narrative standpoint. Peter can do bad things, but he can't be so banal about it or else why are we even playing him?
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>>27056302
That's why I said it can eat a bag of dicks.

Because it is not a friendly.
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>>27056299
He murdered your parents, is strong enough to completely dance around the government, and his subordinates want your head on a platter. The only reason I can see not to is if you want to avoid killing anybody.
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>>27056228
Rather than just do that, if we do call and leave a message, it should be in our nasaliest voice, and we should say we're Peter from the Special Perception and Intelligence Division of Elective Reconnaissance, and that 'a concerned client' was worried about a sudden change of behavior and that he's worried about her.

Because there's no way she'd listen to a message we left if it was "just Peter".
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Guys... GUYS

You're forgetting something, we're not dealing with 616 or Ultimate Symbiote.

We're dealing with Parker Quest Symbiote.

For all we know, it could just have Ultimate Symbiote's origins, yet could have the personality of 616 Symbiote prior to Peter forcibly removing it.
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>>27056345
>Because there's no way she'd listen to a message we left if it was "just Peter".
Then we do
>>27056252
instead.
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>>27056334
>completely dance around the government
Killing /secret/ agents isn't the same
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>>27056362
>it could just have Ultimate Symbiote's origins, yet could have the personality of 616 Symbiote prior to Peter forcibly removing it.
That's honestly the most likely, as Cosgrove has admitted to being a big fan of Venom, and expressed sympathy for the 616 symbiote.
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>>27056362
Well it could also be a little stir crazy from being locked up for a decade where ever it is.
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>>27056362
For all we know it could just be a chemical mixture or something. We don't even know that "The Suit" means.
if it is an artificial symbiote though you can expect Norman to have an Agent Venom or two in his pocket as personal guards or something
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>>27056362
For all we know Dad tested it by bonding us with it as a baby, and it's had years of loney isolation longing for us to go slowly mad. We just don't know yet.
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>>27056384
I'm hoping it's an Iron Spider suit.
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>>27056144
Cosgrove, you missed my question,
Is Nick Fury WHITE OR BLACK?!

This is a very important question, and the fate of the entire quest hangs on the balance.
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>>27056334
No, it's for all those reasons you just said. He killed our parents, got away with it, and has minions who want us dead. You think we can kill him? Osborne is too well-protected for that. Even if we got the drop on him, we're still going down afterwards. The question isn't "Does he deserve death?", it's "Is his death worth our life?" Because one way or another, any attempt to kill Osborne right now is going to end with us ruined. We'll get to him eventually. We must marshal our forces for our eventual strike on him. Gather evidence, recruit allies, build a positive reputation for Spiderman. Then we can end him.
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>>27056427
Alright, that's fair. We'll kill him later.
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>[ ]The Suit
>[ ]Nick fury

You open Nick Fury’s file, but there’s just a word document with a phone number in it. There’s nothing else in there, so you exit it and go to the next file ‘The Suit’.

“What did you make, dad?”

You open the files and there’s files with diagrams and a few videos. Seems like some are corrupted, but there’s one here that works, so you watch it. When its over, you stare at the screen in shock-angry-hatred?

Your father made a cure for cancer with the help of Eddie’s and before they finished it- Osborn wanted to make it into a weapon instead- a new way of making super soldiers- new Captain Americas- your father refused, disgusted by the thought. They made a base sample-even, before hand. No doubt its still in Osborn’s evil little paws.

You clench your fists and grit your teeth- utterly disgusted by the idea. This is why your father and Eddie’s dad died. You could be living in a world without cancer- right now-RIGHT NOW-with your father and mother and Eddie would be with his.

And Norman Osborn walks free, above the law.

>[ ]Work on the costume
>[ ]try to get access to more files
>[ ]Call the Black Cat
>[ ]Write in
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>>27056446
No. We'll bring him down, and let him rot in a jail cell, just a sad old man with nothing left.
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Thread is almost dead.

New thread when?
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>>27056362
True. Hell, it could be neither suit. Maybe it's a nanotech colony based on Extremis, or an extradimensional parasite created by Dormamu. This is a whole new continuity, we've got plenty of room for weird shit.
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>>27056458
>No info if Nick Fury is black or white
Guys, I feel like Cosgrove's evading the question.
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>>27056458
>>[ ]try to get access to more files
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>>27056458
>[x]Work on the costume
We need to clear our head. We shouldn't make any decisions right now.
>>27056482
For all we know, he's hispanic in this 'verse.
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>>27056458
>work on the costume
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>>27056458
>work on the costum

Well, now we know what we want to steal from Norman. We just need to find out where he keeps it hidden, and what kind of countermeasures to it her may already have developed.
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>>27056458
Call Cat. We have to start planning the Oscorp raid eventually.
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>>27056458
>>[x] Go the fuck to sleep,
We need to go over a game plan, we are too worked up to go over the suit, files can decrypt all they want, and black cat would be a bad idea.
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>>27056482
Maybe the problem is that you're asking a binary question. Nick Fury is bi-racial in this continuity. He's not superspy Sam Jackson, he's superspy Barack Obama.
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>>27056458
>[x]Work on the costume

finish outfit, then call Black Cat
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>>27056427
Not to beat a dead horse, but being the first public superhero would make it incredibly difficult to have us murdered covertly. Also good pr neer hurts
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>>27056510
Or he's Semitic. Superspy Hebrew Hammer.
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>>27056482
In this continuity? Latino. Specifically of Argentine descent. Let me say that no spy can tango like Señor Nicolas Furioso.
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>>27056458
Work on the costume... We need to talk to Gwen before we talk to the Black Cat.
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>>27056458
>[ ]Try and find out of this 'Nick Fury' is white or black

This is only sensible option, and anyone who picks otherwise is a filthy Skub lover.
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>>27056458

Sleep...put everything away with proper methodology and get some sleep.

We need to think...we need to breath.
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>>27056458
>[ ]Write in
There is such a thing as "too much to take in all at once."
Time for Peter to get some rest after a tiring day.

Also, we're on page 10 and Cos has been running a back-to-back thread for 12hrs or so.
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>>27056523
>>27056501
Yeah eventually is the key word.
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>>27056526
Exactly. That's what I meant by "build a positive reputation as Spiderman". Some crazy masked freak invades Oscorp and holds its CEO hostage before killing him? Bad. Heroic defender of the innocent Spiderman leading a team of SHIELD-sponsored agents to arrest Osborne for his crimes? Much easier to get away with
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>>27056556
>>27056565
I think this is a good idea.

We've had a very stressful day.
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>>27056458
>[ ]Work on the costume
otherwise we'll never actually complete it
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>>27056458
>[ ]try to get access to more files

There has to be more on the symbiote. We need to at least know if it's a biological ball of rage or not.

I kind of hope that Eddie's and our dad at least treated it more than just an experient. You know, talked to it, taught it stuff, and heck, maybe Richard even taught it all about the whole "With great power comes great responsibility" thing.
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>>27056581
Let's just do whatever's easiest.

Even though the mask would be the most useful, it's also the most difficult.
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>>27056573
Given that we're already teaming up with infamous thief Black Cat to break into Oscorp and steal shit, though, our reputation is gonna be trash from day one.
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>>27056583
It doesn't seem like they intended for it to be sapient, since you'd think creating artificial life would be worth mentioning.
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>>27056458
>Call the black cat
Hey its spider. Can- can we talk someplace private? I need some advice and your the only person i can ask.
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>>27056595
We're not doing that anytime soon though.

Though we should do things to keep her interested.
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>>27056458
Call Nick Fury, tell him you're Richard and Mary's son and you desperately need to know if he's Black or White. The fate of the world depends on it.
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>>27056611
Fuck no.

No telling her shit unless she shares stuff with us first.

This isn't that kind of relationship.
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>>27056623
And then [cosgrove intensifies] and he is Native American
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Guys, we should probably call Black Cat anyway- she said if it went too long without her hearing from us, she'd go find us, didn't she?

I'd rather her not do that- It'll be elaborate and blow our PR.
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>>27056611
Black Cat, in the comics, doesn't care about Peter Parker, and whenever Peter and Spider-Man got mixed up, she distanced herself from Spider-Man.
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>>27056623
Finally, someone else *gets* it!
>>27056636
That rounds out to him being black.
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>>27056606
We don't know that. All we know is that what was intended to be a cancer cure ended up being turned into a weapon. We need to know the details, man.

Every time Spidey's gone in with the proverbial gun half-cocked and he doesn't know what the fuck is going on, things tend to go downhill.
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>>27056458
No reason to work on a suit. Our dad just told us where to find one, and how to make our own if the blueprints are in the file as well.

>[ ]Write In.
Call Fury. "This is Agent Parker's son. I just received a note they left for me. It's time we had a talk about You-Know-Who, and why they're still walking around. Meet me in the parking garage nearest Grand Central Station tomorrow at noon. There's more going on here than you know."
If anyone in the government knew Osborn had spiders that can do to people what they did to us and Gwen, the place would have been stormed years ago under a fake terrorism threat, fake anthrax would have been planted, and nobody from the company would ever have been seen again. Fury can't be aware of the science being developed as Oscorp, not completely. We know something he doesn't, and needs to know.
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>>27056623
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2AitTPI5U0
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>>27056458
Is there any information on the weaponization process? If so, could we try to find ways to revert the cure to its base form?
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>>27056638
We'll call her soon enough.

Though from a payphone, not our cell, since I think we already marked ours as "public".
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>>27056459
You don't Green Goblin much, do you?
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>>27056656
...What?

No.

Also he just said how he REALLY didn't like it being used as a weapon, but how else would WE use it?
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>>27056677
Well, then we do it before he Goblins up. Bam, now he's just a crooked businessman who gets his just desserts. We haven't inadvertently created the Green Goblin just YET, mind you.
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>>27056458
Work on the Spidey outfit. Try to finish it and call Black Cat. If we're complete it, see if we can't meet her tonight. If its still not done, tomorrow.

>>27056427
With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility. So far, its been quite clear that Norman's a fucking parasite who's kept the cure to cancer for himself, treats his son like shit and is a raging gaping asshole. Killing him could only be seen as a good thing.
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>>27056701
As everyone goes to get Norman, he injects himself with a cocktail out of desperation. Bam, we created the Green Goblin.
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>>27056656
No. That note is for emergency use only, it's not a letter of introduction. If we want access to SHIELD resources we're going to have to go through traditional channels to get them (ie. impress Fury).
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>>27056677
You don't SHIELD will put him in the deepest darkest hole they can find, in a cell designed specifically to hold him much, do you?
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>>27056665
Just by a 20 dollar Burner. prepaid cell phone. You can get them off the rack almost anywhere. We find a crappy street-corner bodega in the bad part of town, buy a disposable somewhere where no cameras catch our face and pay in cash, disable the tracking chip, and use that, but only from a location ten to fifteen minutes north of our actual home. Always north, never anywhere that can be traces in a circle to center on it. Maybe Peter should watch some Burn Notice.
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>>27056716
Are you actually saying the Cops can HOLD a super villain? Seriously? In a fucking comic book universe?

>What is Arkham? What is the Raft?

Villains come with "Get out of Jail Free" cards.
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>>27056706
Everything you said is terrible.
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>>27056715
>impress Fury
So, we have to join the Army, get into SFOD-D, get tapped for SAD, then pull off something insanely badass to get his attention? We'll be pushing thirty by the time we manage all that.
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>>27056716
And then they will make use of his abilities either as a scientist or as an administrator. He won't be left to rot for long.
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Cosgrove, we're on the last page... again. You gonna call it a night, or are we gonna make another thread?
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>>27056706
Quite agreed. I'm not arguing the morality, I'm arguing the practicality. There is a time for executions and now clearly is not it. At the very least we should get some more practice with our abilities before we do anything requiring them as much as infiltrating Oscorp security.
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>>27056731
>the Cops
SHIELD aren't the cops.
I'm talking about a hole that makes Gitmo look like the penthouse suite at Caesar's Palace.
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>>27056665
We need to talk to somone about this.
Gwen won't or can't talk to us.
Fury is a complete enigma.
MJ creeps us out.
Aunt and Uncle are right out.
Harry.... is too close to the problem.
Eddie wouldn't know what to do.
Black cat is oddly enough the only person we know who we can talk to about this whwho might have useful advice.
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>>27056706
>Killing him could only be seen as a good thing.
We know. SHIELD probably knows. The public does NOT know.

Consider whose opinion are we concerned with, and how will they see us killing an innocent businessman.
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>>27056758
Except we have no reason to believe she could even BEGIN to give a fuck.

Even if she's not a murderess, she's still not exactly a good person.
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>>27056772
The only person who would know Peter Parker is Spider-Man would be Gwen, who is also aware of Osborn's dealings, somewhat.
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>>27056733
>SpiderOPERATOR Quest
I would actually be cool with this.
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>Work on costume

>Roll me 1d20+3, DC15, for the mask
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Rolled 5 + 3

>>27056786
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Rolled 5 + 3

>>27056786
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Rolled 2 + 3

>>27056786
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Rolled 19 + 3

>>27056786
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>>27056758

"So Cat, I've got a hypothetical for you...say a corrupt and wealthy business man killed your parents because they were spy scientists whose work was being usurped by said business man. Said work was a cure for cancer that he was trying to weaponize. Guy also is sitting on an untapped treasure trove of a way to give people spider powers he doesn't entirely know about yet...probably."

Take bite of hot dog who were eating waiting for her to arrive on this rooftop.

"How would you go about destroying him?"
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Rolled 7 + 3

>>27056786
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>>27056786
For glory!
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Rolled 12 + 3

>>27056786
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>>27056743
I'd say an early night sounds good.

We can do the costume in the morning.
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>>27056792
>>27056790
>>27056787

I hope Gwen starts talking to us again soon...
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Rolled 13 + 3

>>27056786
it will be perfict!
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>>27056458
>Work on costume
Try to take our mind off of things and hope we don't fuck up another mask.
We could try and get access to more files, but we've already absorbed a lot of heavy stuff tonight.
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>>27056786
Wait what?

I said anything BUT the mask.
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>>27056772
Leak our Father's research then. We are not Reed Richards. Or, just be sneaky about it. We don't have to go full Punisher straight away, but we should keep the option on the cards.

/roll 1d20+3
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>>27056781
And we have no evidence to the contrary. We don't know if she would or would not give a fuck about this shit we'd be laying down on her.

Once Black Cat grew out of her "I just love Spider-Man, not Peter Parker" phase, she was a pretty cool gal, really.

Then OMD happened.
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>>27056787
>>27056790
>>27056792
And into the trash it goes.
Again.

Guess it's just one of those nights where /tg/ dice are determined to make us miserable.
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Rolled 6 + 3

>>27056786
Mask
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>>27056787
>>27056790
>>27056792
And that's why we should have just gone to sleep.
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>>27056823
>>Roll me 1d20+5, DC15, for the jacket
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>>27056797
BUT THIS.
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Rolled 11 + 5

>>27056829
Pimp our coat at least!
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Rolled 2 + 5

>>27056829
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Rolled 10 + 5

>>27056829
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Rolled 11 + 5

>>27056829
c'mon
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Rolled 5 + 5

>>27056829
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>roll 1d20+5, dc16 for gloves and pants
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>>27056784
That assumes we're not using spider-man as an identity once Osborn is dead.

>>27056816
>Or, just be sneaky about it
I think that's what the original anon in this conversation said. Plan and build up for it, rather than rushing in as-is
>Leak our Father's research then.
Might work, depends if there's enough detail in it to be convincing.

>>27056787
>>27056790
>>27056792
oh god why
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Rolled 7 + 5

>>27056855
Victory or death!
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Rolled 16 + 5

>>27056855
Going for full ensemble eh?
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Rolled 2 + 5

>>27056855
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>>27056837
>>27056834
WOO!

We managed to not fuck something up!
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Rolled 12 + 5

>>27056855
Did we crack the lenses?
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>>27056867
yes, you have one more pair, though. If you screw up, you'll have to get more.

>Try the mask, once more?
>y/n
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>>27056882
Yes
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>>27056862
Looks like we did really fucking good on the gloves and pants. Guess that means no photos of our pants getting ripped, and showing the world our undies.
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>>27056882
What about the shoes?
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>>27056882
Y

BRAVERY
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>>27056882
Yes.
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>>27056882
no

tonight's just not our night
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So once again the mask is beyond our grasp, but the rest of it all worked.

>>27056882
Sure, why not.
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>>27056882
Sure. As long as we aren't stealing them From the Gwen made mask.
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>>27056882
Yes
This time lets try not to sew it while it's on our face.
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>>27056882
No.
The old mask will be fine for our current purposes.
Upgrade it next time we get better at material sciences.
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>>27056882
yes
>>27056897
Don't see why normal shoes wouldn't work fine.
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>>27056897
We could just BUY some shoes, genius.
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>Yes
>1d20+3, DC15
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Rolled 4 + 3

>>27056916
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>>27056912
Because we can't wall crawl with normal shoes.
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Rolled 2 + 3

>>27056916
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Rolled 18 + 3

>>27056916
Last one for the mask.
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Rolled 17 + 5

>>27056916
Tora tora tora!
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Rolled 14

>>27056916
Let's try this again.
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>>27056912
>>27056913
Not if we want to walk on walls, I don't think.
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Rolled 10 + 3

>>27056916
Roll
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>>27056927
Oh thank god.
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Rolled 1 + 3

>>27056916
Mask
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>>27056927
COSTUME COMPLETE
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>>27056927
FUCK YEAH GOOD JOB ANON
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>>27056927
Based anon saves the day. Well done.
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>>27056916
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>>27056930
>forgot the modifier

You DENSE MOTHERFUCKER. Ah well. At least we finally got it right. >>27056927
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>>27056913
Does our sticky power work through regular shoes? If so how? This has always bothered me.
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>>27056927
"So the trick is not to sew it while you're wearing it.... GENIUS!"

>>27056941
HAHA FUCK YOU
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Rolled 20 + 3

>>27056949
you put the dice roller in the "subject" field, not the "email" one.
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>>27056941
Stop snooping around the Parker basement, Mary Jane.
Thank god it doesn't count.
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>>27056965
damn you dice gods!!!!
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>>27056957
Willpower. We basically will ourselves to stick a body part to something, and it sticks.
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>>27056967
That's going to be a thing this quest isn't it?
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>>27056952
Better than >>27056928 who rolled the wrong modifier.
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>>27056967
You know I just realized something... MJ is about that age when X genes stat firing off if it's not all a big cover up... and our spider sense was going crazy...
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>>27056977
>willpower
So we're green lantern spiderman?
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>>27056979
Might as well be. We were doing amazingly well until she came into the picture.
Might as well take that opportunity to make it a thing.
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>>27056983
/Fiery/ redhead.
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>>27056957
I don't think it does?

I mean we had to take off our shoes the first time we demonstrated our powers with Gwen.
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>>27056993
I wonder if she could control it...
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>>27056983
Her mutant power is bad luck.
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>>27056993
I hope Flash gets Ice powers...
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>>27057003
It's called probability field manipulation
/snood laughter/
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>>27057003
Didn't Black Cat have bad luck powers once, incidentally?
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>>27056993
you mean this one?
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>>27057020
She varies. From just a normal girl with training, to having some sort of super soldier serum, to having actual powers in the way of luck/ chance alteration.
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>>27057020
Yes, actually. I think she gave them up because they were becoming a major hindrance to Spidey... or something. It's been a while, so I dunno...
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>>27057014
I kind of hope not since Cos got me reading the current venom run. Thanks by the way.
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>>27057026
Dark Pheonix MJ. Think about it for a minute.
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>>27056993
We all know how the muties chimp out over "Where the redheads at?!"
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>>27057054
Just snap her in before she hits 5 bars; it's not hard.
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>>27057042
pity its getting canceled.

only the good die young...
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Rolled 2 + 5

>>27057020
She still does in 616.
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>[XWork on the costume
>Mask, failed once, first pair of lenses broken
>Jacket-dc16-result15, success!
>gloves and pants, dc16-result 21-5over DC-QUALITY INSCREASE
>Mask, DC15, result-21- over 5 over DC- QUALITY INSCREASE

You spend the night sewing- you’re too upset to sleep- bet to channel your emotions productively- through sewing your costume.

You screw up the mask, cracking the lenses, tossing it in the discard pile. Following that, you decide to work on the jacket- the larger patters are easier and you find yourself making it much more easily- at decent quality, though nothing to write home around.

You then work on the pants and gloves, using the tricks you picked up from the jacket- they come out REALLY nicely. You set them aside and then look at the patterns once more.

The mask. You have two lenses left- if you screw up you’ll have to buy more. Taking your time, you decide to do your best with it and, to your surprise- its actually really nice when you finish it. The lenses fit well and, putting it on, it is the right size.

You put on the costume and look at yourself in the mirror- This, this looks good.

This is a Spider-man people could respect.

You look over at the clock- its morning. You worked on the costume all night. You put everything back the way it was, everything that needs to be in the secret compartment is- and head upstairs in your usual clothes. You avoid your aunt and uncle and head to your bed.

You fall asleep in moments, dreaming of a monstrous Nroman Osborn, who has you clutched in his claw-like hands.

Peter Parker Quest, Issue #13
End
To Be Continued
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>>27057078
Thanks, it's been fun. Can't wait for the next issue.
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>>27057078
Thanks for the machine-like quest run, Cos. Have a good rest.
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>>27057078
Huge thanks for a fun quest. Glad to see we have out outfit ready and at least the mask can be touted around just in case... I'd imagine.

Nothing personal, but I'm loving this a lot more than Bleach Quest; although that's mostly due to the people there now...
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>>27057042
And it's awesome.

>>27057070
No, it'll be back, after the Superior Spider-man event, and he'll have a new ongoing, with Kaine! They'll be buddies. Venom's the old Veteran who plays by the rules and Scarlet Spider's the rookie who doesn't play by the rules. They fight crime!

Or if not Scarlet Spider, Mania. It'll happen

You just have to believe!
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Soon my kitten... soon.

Also fan art/ update art for Spidey's gunna be kind of tough to find now.
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>>27057114
I believed in Frankencastle too...
Anyway enjoy a well deserved rest.

This morning night terrors; tonight... probably we do machines.
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>>27057119
Eh, we get the message, even if the costume is inaccurate.
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>>27057119
She really turned into waifu material after she finally started loving Peter for himself, not just because he was Spider-Man.

Anyone got that page where she gets in MJ's face and says that the moment MJ fucks things up with Peter, she'll be there on the rebound, or something to that effect? I think it was around the time Mac got the Venom Symbiote. Maybe a few issues beforehand, or something. I don't quite remember.
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>>27057114
...Yes... Yes... Tell me about the rabbits, George...
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>>27057119
If we keep updating durability we should be getting into the Armors next. So, the Silver Spider Armor?
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>>27057209
Probably something that looks like a ramshackle wastelander outfit from Fallout3 before that; but we'll get there eventually.
Unless we can somehow manage to crack arcreactor tech first...
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>>27057209
I don't think our sewing is that great. And with the rolls we've seen, it might end up catching on fire.
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>>27057237
Oh please, it's not like we're trying to make a SpiderBike or anything.
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>>27057237
It's less sewing and more forging/ armor working.
We don't have the tools, resources, or equipment for mirror plated knight armor.
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>>27057253
that exists?
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>>27057231
I don't mean like the Iron Man armors, I mean stuff like the Mk.1 Spider Armor costume.
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>>27057265
No. But /tg/ dice HATE the idea of the Questers getting a bitchin' motorcycle.
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>>27057078
If it wouldn't be such a pointless choking hazard, I'd say this costume could look good with a scarf, the kind pilots used to have in the olden days.
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>>27057323
No scarfs.
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>>27057286
Middle top, Right top, Bottom left, and The End (which is what we're working with in this quest) are my favorites.

But once we get better at material science, we can make plates of solidified webbing and stick them to firm-points sewn into the regular suit jacket for extra ablative armor, with thinner plates/scales already sewn into the lining. If we can get the helmet from the Ends of the Earth armor into a collapsible form, we could add that, and hide it as a fancy tablet or something when not in use. There's lots of room for improv, adaptation, and improvement here. We've created a solid all-purpose suit that will serve us very well.
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>>27057345
I've always wanted to see Edna Mode and Leo Zelinsky team up to fight the hideous wrongs imposed upon the world by home-made superhero costumes.
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>>27057413
I've never wanted something I've never thought about more in my life.

>>27057398
There are very few bad Spider-Man uniforms. My favorite is "The End" but I actually really like what Doc Ock's done with it. It has some pretty common sense upgrades and still looks classic.
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>>27057451
Got a pic? I haven't seen any of the recent stuff.
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